2026-08-17
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[2026-08-17 02:30:00] Sam Willis: https://nypost.com/2026/08/13/lifestyle/egg-recall-linked-to-salmonclassified-to-highest-risk-level-by-fda/ Egg recall linked to Salmonclassified to highest risk
[2026-08-17 08:02:00] Sam Willis: Ummm. Did I send you that article last night?
[2026-08-17 08:03:00] Sam Willis: Bc how lol. I definitely wasn’t awake.
[2026-08-17 08:05:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great night sleep And are super ready and excited for work this week one week closer to move into Indy so that's exciting I slept pretty good feel pretty good I don't wanna work, but you know that's just the baseline Fucking traffic is the worst No school starts fucking hate it Just like so ridiculous So many people everywhere Oh yeah, and then that Midwest safety last night Yeah, those kids were fucking brutal. I wish and they just kept calling me like I don't wish I knew what he had done or like wish they had some evidence cause like everybody said the guy was totally cool. Just a normal guy like That so were they just fucking with him cause he looked like a better or was he actually hidden on people or the girl or whatever I don't know it was a lot of people that are like taunting him so I can see how They go to snapped. We obviously can't just go cut people. It was intense Egg thing too None of mine have like those numbers So I think I'm good and I like I mean, I should all be good at this point right like Kroger has gotten rid of all of the recalled eggs I would think Right like this thing big enough and it's been going on long enough that they can't still be infected eggs at Kroger's right like anything you buy now at this point I don't know I checked them anyway just in case So what is your week looking like? Lots of meetings Meetings and packing Bullshit Same shit Just doing things making jerk off adapters and pretending like I'm working So Working out going back to the gym tonight I hope I think I brought some chicken and rice for breakfast I'm pretty excited about that cause I'm starving Oh yeah I'll look you're up Did you send me that article last night what article? Are you talking about the one about the eggs? I'll see what you're saying your bubbles are flashing Anyway, while you're typing, I'll get there I definitely wasn't Sure you sleep sharing links that was 2:30 AM oh my God what are you doing up at 2:30 AM? Are you still sleep shopping and sleep sharing links? I don't know you'd probably try to send it before that that would make sense cause I was that's over now. I remember, I'm pretty sure you sent me the article like a few days ago so maybe it was just an extra one in the system that finally come came through sometimes it happens Your loss service or something the first time you said it Bouncing around out there in the In the air and finally just found it home I don't know Yeah, so anyway I'm gonna go inside and get this badge clock And prove that I'm here then wait till it's time to get here All right, can't wait to talk to you today. See you soon bye.
[2026-08-17 08:44:00] Dave: ….what day did I wfh week before last 🤔 😅
[2026-08-17 08:45:00] Sam Willis: Oh lord. I have noooo idea
[2026-08-17 08:45:00] Sam Willis: Wait. Didn’t you wfh the entire week? Bc Greyson?
[2026-08-17 08:46:00] Dave: Oooooh, I think you’re right!
[2026-08-17 08:47:00] Sam Willis: I usually am 🤪
[2026-08-17 08:48:00] Dave: You sure are
[2026-08-17 08:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning Yeah, dude, I don't know Sent a few days ago and I still have the article like in my tabs but it's like way back there now like I have many other articles and shit that I've opened up since then so like what was that about? And like even if I got up around that time to let take a dog out, which I don't really recall like why would I sit like I don't even recall picking up my phone so I'm very confused I do not know Anyway I'm trying to do something with my new hair, bro I just I don't know man I gotta get like a Smaller, growing art or something like I don't know actually do something with like barely any hair Yeah AnyWho Today's just a bunch of meetings and every day is more meetings So yeah Nothing too crazy tomorrow is busy though appraiser coming my realtor is coming my realtor realtors coming. I won't be here but they're coming. Did I meet my realtor at 3:15 at the title company? I'm gonna start signing paperwork. Then I got a rush to get the dogs from their place and then I can't say the word but you know what I'm talking about and then I'm meeting my friend Kendall out for dinner. She's the one who has my pup Cami so I'm gonna go say goodbye to Cam. Oh, I just love that dog so anyway. Yeah, so that's tomorrow so we'll see how I feel on Wednesday Oh God, OK bro this thing is like not working for the new hair. Oh my God figure figure something else out this is stressful. Prepare I already have a meeting and 20 minutes then I have another meeting right after that these freaking meetings oh God you still love this for me OK I'm gonna try to figure out something with this hair, AnyWho Otherwise, it's gonna be a rough rough first day of a new hairdo OK, let me brush my teeth. I'll get back to you.
[2026-08-17 08:59:00] Dave: Damn! Tomorrow is busy af
[2026-08-17 09:00:00] Dave: Do we use the regular telecommute code for the remote week? Or is there a special one?
[2026-08-17 09:01:00] Sam Willis: Regular code
[2026-08-17 09:07:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh my God, I'm having the morning I haven't like curled my hair in so long And I'm just remembering that this curler I have is it really a curler? It's like a thing that I just wrap my I just take my hands and I wrap my hair manually and these little slots. Being a woman is bullshit. I will just call this out right now and bring the fuck out of my finger anyway. So today is going to be Wavy hair, Sam looking not to put together This whole point of this thing was to save me time not make my life more chaotic than it already is anyway. 00 my God OK the Midwest safety last night yeah I'm not saying. The kids fucking deserve to means, but like they were clearly clearly talking to him. A lot and yeah, they kept calling a pedophile so I feel like he must've made a comment about a girl just I mean what they all misunderstood him like I don't know Cause he didn't have an accent But like I mean, yeah everybody had like nice things to say about this guy and it just seems kind of weird that he would just like completely fucking snap but people do that I guess Really fucking said that the one kid died though I mean, stabbed right in the fucking heart Yeah, no matter what we do you don't fucking bring a knife and just start fucking swinging. I mean, I do get though how he felt like threatened when he was like in that circle, because they were the first to touch him. I think but like he should've just walked away they didn't follow after him after he walked away or started to like he should've just but you know why he came back because he wanted his fucking snorkel gear look like he was looking for it and it's like bro give a fuck about your fucking snorkel gear, but I mean So What else I finished my audiobook last night dude rough I ended up giving it three stars even like the twist at the end. I was like really really that's what we're gonna do. So I already downloaded a new book and I'm excited to listen to it totally different author totally different Promise so yeah Anyway, oh my God, the hair is not hearing OK, what else did you talk about? I'm glad you slept pretty well. Holy shit dude. My hair is like sticking out millions. What the fuck why you tell me to get his hair? I'm just kidding. I can't eat my shit together so I will talk to you soon. I feel like there's something though that I'm missing on saying. Who knows OK bye
[2026-08-17 09:08:00] Dave: Being a woman IS bs
[2026-08-17 09:08:00] Dave: I wanna see how your hair turns out!!
[2026-08-17 09:09:00] Dave: lol… I was just thinking that was supposed to save time
[2026-08-17 09:10:00] Dave: Yeah, they said he did something with the girls tube or something. Like, he came up to them… but maybe it was innocent and they misunderstood
[2026-08-17 09:11:00] Dave: But yeah, I’d have been them kids yelling and recording me
[2026-08-17 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Only 1 chapter in to new audio book and it’s already sooooo much better
[2026-08-17 10:31:00] Sam Willis: Blahhhh. I’m feeling some type of way not sure what
[2026-08-17 10:32:00] Dave: Tell me more
[2026-08-17 10:34:00] Sam Willis: I think work uneasiness
[2026-08-17 10:34:00] Sam Willis: Still waiting for the other shoe to drop
[2026-08-17 10:34:00] Sam Willis: I dunno lol
[2026-08-17 10:36:00] Dave: Hmmmm…. Souuuuuunds like you 🤔
[2026-08-17 10:55:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So there's been a lot of rumors of like that Samir wants to restructure and not have like the discipline approach And so I just don't know what that means like what's that gonna look like because we have an obviously a lot of people leaders that are discipline leads so If you don't have all the disciplines, what does that mean? And like we've been waiting to hear like who's gonna get Steven's backfill and even Chris Floyd who's like? Top runner for it like has no idea what's going on and he was out of town with Sameer last week traveling to New York City and like he said singer gave him like zero indication of what he's thinking So like that all was just concerning I just feel like I don't know what the future holds job wise and like I have to be able to get this job in order to finalize my loan and get a house and so like if that gets taken away that's I'm gonna be homeless So I'm just kind of like freaking out
[2026-08-17 11:00:00] Dave: Well, the good news is that your loan stuff will certainly go through before anything gets restructured
[2026-08-17 11:01:00] Dave: It will be interesting to see what happens. Like, what his model would look like
[2026-08-17 11:42:00] Sam Willis: You don’t know that! 😭 the bank has to have something from Schwab stating that my pay and job isn’t changing due to the relo. I put in a request to HR on Thursday and am waiting to hear back…😩😭
[2026-08-17 11:42:00] Sam Willis: You don’t know that! 😭 the bank has to have something from Schwab stating that my pay and job isn’t changing due to the relo. I put in a request to HR on Thursday and am waiting to hear back…😩😭
[2026-08-17 11:52:00] Dave: Nothing is changing due to your relocation
[2026-08-17 11:53:00] Sam Willis: What if HR gets my request, sends it to Samir to confirm, and then they’re all like fuck it. Let’s just cut her loose.
[2026-08-17 11:53:00] Dave: Because that’s ridiculous
[2026-08-17 11:54:00] Sam Willis: Bc this is the first time I’m asking for something IN WRITING that says that!
[2026-08-17 11:56:00] Dave: Bro. You’re just scared because you’re thinking of re-org RUMORS. Your deal with relocating is still intact
[2026-08-17 11:56:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭😭
[2026-08-17 12:41:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going?
[2026-08-17 12:42:00] Dave: It’s fine
[2026-08-17 12:42:00] Dave: But I’m getting ready to go home so that’s pretty cool 😊
[2026-08-17 12:42:00] Dave: Bored
[2026-08-17 12:43:00] Sam Willis: What you got going on the rest of the day?
[2026-08-17 12:43:00] Dave: How about yours?
[2026-08-17 12:43:00] Sam Willis: It’s ok. Just a workin!
[2026-08-17 12:44:00] Dave: Yaaay
[2026-08-17 12:44:00] Sam Willis: Yes I am!
[2026-08-17 12:44:00] Dave: Are you keeping up with your GTD?
[2026-08-17 12:44:00] Dave: I’m attending the move money TT at 4. Probably gonna take little nap between now and then though 🤭
[2026-08-17 12:45:00] Sam Willis: Yes it actually has
[2026-08-17 12:45:00] Sam Willis: Bc you’re a pretty great and motivating teacher!!
[2026-08-17 12:45:00] Dave: Has it felt helpful so far
[2026-08-17 12:45:00] Dave: Awwwe. Thanks 😊
[2026-08-17 12:46:00] Dave: I do enjoy teaching it
[2026-08-17 14:21:00] Sam Willis: Did you get a nap?
[2026-08-17 14:25:00] Dave: Hehehe I’m miss now rolling out of bed
[2026-08-17 14:25:00] Dave: About 45 mins
[2026-08-17 14:28:00] Sam Willis: Niceeee!!
[2026-08-17 14:29:00] Dave: How’s your day going?
[2026-08-17 14:30:00] Dave: I assume you’re agreeable to checking in at the usual time later?
[2026-08-17 14:31:00] Sam Willis: Yes a little after 2
[2026-08-17 14:31:00] Sam Willis: My time
[2026-08-17 15:19:00] Dave: Oh shoot! I just remembered I have to go to that move money tabletop at 2 your time 😩
[2026-08-17 15:27:00] Sam Willis: Oh mannnn
[2026-08-17 15:27:00] Sam Willis: Duh Sam. I forgot about that too. OK well we will check in another time, it’s ok.
[2026-08-17 16:19:00] Sam Willis: Hope you’re having so much fun’n
[2026-08-17 16:20:00] Sam Willis: I literally lold
[2026-08-17 16:20:00] Dave: Rather be talking to you obvi
[2026-08-17 16:20:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-17 16:21:00] Sam Willis: I know baby
[2026-08-17 17:55:00] Dave: Check in around 5 or 6 your time?
[2026-08-17 17:56:00] Sam Willis: Sure!
[2026-08-17 17:58:00] Dave: K 💕
[2026-08-17 17:58:00] Dave: Will let you know
[2026-08-17 17:59:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Uc2WCSPiw The Infographics Show 2.5K likes, 666 comments. "Americans Have Turned Against AI"
[2026-08-17 18:09:00] Sam Willis: And also this
[2026-08-17 18:10:00] Sam Willis: Ppl need to rein this shit in
[2026-08-17 18:13:00] Dave: Yes!
[2026-08-17 18:13:00] Sam Willis: They mention papillion. Isn’t that where you lived?
[2026-08-17 18:13:00] Dave: Who mentioned it?
[2026-08-17 18:14:00] Sam Willis: At about 11:30
[2026-08-17 18:14:00] Sam Willis: That video
[2026-08-17 18:14:00] Dave: Oh, haven’t finished it yet
[2026-08-17 18:17:00] Sam Willis: “They’ll return more water than they use” yeaaaa fucking right
[2026-08-17 18:19:00] Sam Willis: It’s honestly depressing
[2026-08-17 18:40:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-17 18:40:00] Sam Willis: 🤣
[2026-08-17 18:40:00] Sam Willis: Ok damnnnnn
[2026-08-17 18:42:00] Dave: 😅😅😅 maybe we postpone check ins until September…
[2026-08-17 20:02:00] Dave: Check in?
[2026-08-17 20:02:00] Dave: Call me
[2026-08-17 20:42:00] Dave: Thanks for listening
[2026-08-17 20:42:00] Dave: I hope my feelings don’t cause you extra stress 😔
[2026-08-17 20:43:00] Sam Willis: Literally never and don’t you hold back when you’re feeling things!
[2026-08-17 20:43:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-08-17 20:43:00] Sam Willis: Literally never and don’t you hold back when you’re feeling things!
[2026-08-17 20:44:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-08-17 21:53:00] Dave: Why am I still looking at drones?!?!?!
[2026-08-17 21:53:00] Sam Willis: You. Are. Cut. Off!!!
[2026-08-17 21:54:00] Sam Willis: You just are itching to spend money
[2026-08-17 21:54:00] Dave: Thanks baby
[2026-08-17 21:54:00] Dave: Thanks baby
[2026-08-17 21:54:00] Dave: What’s wrong with me lol
[2026-08-17 21:54:00] Sam Willis: I’m forbidding it!! lol
[2026-08-17 21:54:00] Dave: No it’s not just that
[2026-08-17 21:55:00] Dave: But I’m just not
[2026-08-17 21:55:00] Sam Willis: I can honestly say I’ve never had such a conundrum
[2026-08-17 21:55:00] Dave: And I can’t accept that lol
[2026-08-17 21:55:00] Dave: Like… I really want to be into drones
[2026-08-17 21:55:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-08-17 21:55:00] Sam Willis: Lololol
[2026-08-17 21:55:00] Sam Willis: You’re so funny
[2026-08-17 21:56:00] Dave: I haven’t either tbh
[2026-08-17 21:56:00] Sam Willis: Maybe you should just like…get into playing video games
[2026-08-17 21:57:00] Dave: But when I got there I couldn’t justify it… or ANYTHING else. I walked the whole store twice and couldn’t find ANYTHING that brought me joy
[2026-08-17 21:57:00] Dave: When I returned my last drone back to micro center I had every intention of buying another printer instead - thinking I just wanted to spend money
[2026-08-17 21:59:00] Sam Willis: Soooo I think you need to pick a new store to walk
[2026-08-17 22:12:00] Sam Willis: How was the gym
[2026-08-17 22:15:00] Dave: Gym was good. Wasn’t really into it but I did get a decent workout.
[2026-08-17 22:16:00] Dave: I cannot wait to talk to you tomorrow ☺️
[2026-08-17 22:16:00] Dave: I’m getting ready to go to bed now though and dream about you 😍
[2026-08-17 22:17:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-08-17 22:17:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams
[2026-08-17 22:17:00] Dave: Thanks again for listening to me tonight. I feel better from talking about it
[2026-08-17 22:17:00] Sam Willis: Anytime baby.
[2026-08-17 22:17:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait either baby. I love you!!
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DAY OVERVIEW Monday began with a mix of concern and curiosity for Dave and Sam, who grappled with workplace restructuring rumors and a personal deadline tied to her job. A recurring theme of uncertainty and anxiety was punctuated by a lighthearted exchange about a "conundrum" Dave had regarding drones. The day's mood ranged from tense to playful, with the evening concluding on a tender note as they expressed their love and anticipation for tomorrow.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Egg Recall Update - Key Points: Dave shared that he checked his eggs and they were safe, but he was still cautious. - Emotional Register: Cautious, relieved. - Notable Quotes: "I like I mean, I should all be good at this point right like Kroger has gotten rid of all of the recalled eggs..."
- Workplace Restructuring Rumors
- Key Points: Sam expressed anxiety over rumors of a restructuring at work that may affect her job security and her ability to finalize her loan for a house.
- Emotional Register: Anxious, uncertain.
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Notable Quotes: "So there's been a lot of rumors of like that Samir wants to restructure and not have like the discipline approach."
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Job Security and Loan Finalization
- Key Points: Sam was concerned about needing written confirmation from her employer that her job and pay wouldn't change due to a relocation, which is necessary for her loan.
- Emotional Register: Concerned, stressed.
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Notable Quotes: "I have to be able to get this job in order to finalize my loan and get a house."
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Workday and Meetings
- Key Points: Both had busy schedules with meetings. Dave mentioned he was bored and ready to go home, while Sam was dealing with numerous meetings and an upcoming appraiser visit.
- Emotional Register: Overwhelmed, tired.
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Notable Quotes: "Tomorrow is busy though appraiser coming my realtor is coming."
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GTD (Getting Things Done)
- Key Points: Dave taught Sam the GTD method to help her organize and prioritize her tasks.
- Emotional Register: Supportive, appreciative.
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Notable Quotes: "Has it felt helpful so far?"
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Drones and Spending Habits
- Key Points: Dave was conflicted about his interest in drones and his urge to spend money.
- Emotional Register: Confused, amused.
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Notable Quotes: "I really want to be into drones."
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AI and Environmental Concerns
- Key Points: They discussed a video about Americans' concerns over AI and environmental impacts.
- Emotional Register: Informed, critical.
- Notable Quotes: "They’ll return more water than they use" yeaaaa fucking right."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT None.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam led the discussion about work-related anxieties, while Dave provided support and reassurance. - There was a moment of tension when Sam expressed her fear about job security and the impact on her loan. - Expressions of love and affection were prominent, with both expressing their need for each other and their love. - The power dynamic was balanced, with Dave being supportive and Sam being appreciative and vulnerable in sharing her fears.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I have to be able to get this job in order to finalize my loan and get a house" — Sam, expressing job-related anxiety. - "Tomorrow is busy though appraiser coming my realtor is coming" — Sam, detailing her schedule. - "I really want to be into drones" — Dave, expressing his confusion about his interests. - "I cannot wait to talk to you tomorrow" — Dave, expressing anticipation for their next conversation.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved: Sam's concerns about job security and the impact on her loan. - Emotional thread left open: Dave's internal conflict about his spending habits and interests. - Running joke or reference: Dave's "conundrum" with drones.
MOOD MAP Anxious uncertainty → Amused confusion → Supportive reassurance → Tender affection.
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Checking in, Affection.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
126
79.0 fewer; previous daily average 205.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
22
3.1 fewer; previous daily average 25.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 64 · 51% | 62 · 49% |
| Average reply time | 2m 55s (n=33) | 4m 55s (n=33) |
| Conversation starts | 0 of 2 · 0% | 2 of 2 · 100% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 55s (n=33). 30% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 15s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 362 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 4m 55s (n=33). 63% longer; pooled historical mean 3m 1s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 355 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 0.0%; 45.5 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 45.5% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 11 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 4m 3s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.6%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 39% lower than the previous daily average of 205.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
- Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 63% longer; pooled historical mean 3m 1s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 355 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 126 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Checking in (11), Affection (10), Status update (8), Vulnerability (6), Emotional support (5)
- Sam Willis: Status update (10), Checking in (9), Affection (8), Frustration (7), Humor (7)
Tension and positive follow-ups
5 of 12 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (42%).
7 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 12s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 12 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
You sure are
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Yeah, dude, I don't know Sent a few days ago and I still have the article like in my tabs but it's like way back there now like I have many other articles and shit that I've opened up since then so like what was…
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Damn! Tomorrow is busy af
- Context · · Dave
Do we use the regular telecommute code for the remote week? Or is there a special one?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Regular code
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement
- Context · · Dave
I wanna see how your hair turns out!!
- Context · · Dave
lol… I was just thinking that was supposed to save time
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Yeah, they said he did something with the girls tube or something. Like, he came up to them… but maybe it was innocent and they misunderstood
- Context · · Dave
But yeah, I’d have been intimidated by all them kids yelling and recording me
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only 1 chapter in to new audio book and it’s already sooooo much better
Episode 3 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Blahhhh. I’m feeling some type of way not sure what
- Context · · Dave
Tell me more
- Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis
I think work uneasiness
- Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis
Still waiting for the other shoe to drop
- Context · · Sam Willis
I dunno lol
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
116 of 126 messages (92.1%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 57 / 64 | 89.1% |
| Sam Willis | 59 / 62 | 95.2% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.81 |
| Appreciation | 0.80 |
| Boundary setting | 0.70 |
| Checking in | 0.77 |
| Deep sharing | 0.75 |
| Disagreement | 0.66 |
| Emotional support | 0.81 |
| Encouragement | 0.76 |
| Excitement | 0.75 |
| Frustration | 0.69 |
| Humor | 0.76 |
| Planning | 0.75 |
| Request | 0.65 |
| Status update | 0.66 |
| Vulnerability | 0.71 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 13:26:36
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Wait. Didn’t you wfh the entire week? Bc Greyson?
- Context · · Dave
Oooooh, I think you’re right!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I usually am 🤪
- Context · · Dave
You sure are
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Yeah, dude, I don't know Sent a few days ago and I still have the article like in my tabs but it's like way back there now like I have many other articles and shit that I've opened up since then so like what was…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Oooooh, I think you’re right!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I usually am 🤪
- Detected signal · · Dave
You sure are
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Yeah, dude, I don't know Sent a few days ago and I still have the article like in my tabs but it's like way back there now like I have many other articles and shit that I've opened up since then so like what was…
- Context · · Dave
Damn! Tomorrow is busy af
score 0.78 · confidence 0.7054999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Regular code
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh my God, I'm having the morning I haven't like curled my hair in so long And I'm just remembering that this curler I have is it really a curler? It's like a thing that I just wrap my I just take my hands and I wrap my hair…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Being a woman IS bs
- Context · · Dave
I wanna see how your hair turns out!!
- Context · · Dave
lol… I was just thinking that was supposed to save time
Appreciation
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score 0.82 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh my God, I'm having the morning I haven't like curled my hair in so long And I'm just remembering that this curler I have is it really a curler? It's like a thing that I just wrap my I just take my hands and I wrap my hair…
- Context · · Dave
Being a woman IS bs
- Detected signal · · Dave
I wanna see how your hair turns out!!
- Context · · Dave
lol… I was just thinking that was supposed to save time
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, they said he did something with the girls tube or something. Like, he came up to them… but maybe it was innocent and they misunderstood
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Are you keeping up with your GTD?
- Context · · Dave
I’m attending the move money TT at 4. Probably gonna take little nap between now and then though 🤭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yes it actually has
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc you’re a pretty great and motivating teacher!!
- Context · · Dave
Has it felt helpful so far
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
I’m attending the move money TT at 4. Probably gonna take little nap between now and then though 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes it actually has
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Bc you’re a pretty great and motivating teacher!!
- Context · · Dave
Has it felt helpful so far
- Context · · Dave
Awwwe. Thanks 😊
Boundary setting
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
You don’t know that! 😭 the bank has to have something from Schwab stating that my pay and job isn’t changing due to the relo. I put in a request to HR on Thursday and am waiting to hear back…😩😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
You don’t know that! 😭 the bank has to have something from Schwab stating that my pay and job isn’t changing due to the relo. I put in a request to HR on Thursday and am waiting to hear back…😩😭 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Nothing is changing due to your relocation
- Context · · Sam Willis
What if HR gets my request, sends it to Samir to confirm, and then they’re all like fuck it. Let’s just cut her loose.
- Context · · Dave
Because that’s ridiculous
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
I love you
- Context · · Dave
Why am I still looking at drones?!?!?!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You. Are. Cut. Off!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
You just are itching to spend money
- Context · · Dave
Thanks baby This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Thanks baby
- Context · · Dave
What’s wrong with me lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m forbidding it!! lol
- Context · · Dave
No it’s not just that
- Context · · Dave
But I’m just not
Checking in
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://nypost.com/2026/08/13/lifestyle/egg-recall-linked-to-salmonclassified-to-highest-risk-level-by-fda/ Egg recall linked to Salmonclassified to highest risk level by FDA
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ummm. Did I send you that article last night?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc how lol. I definitely wasn’t awake.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great night sleep And are super ready and excited for work this week one week closer to move into Indy so that's exciting I slept pretty good feel pretty good I don't…
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ummm. Did I send you that article last night?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc how lol. I definitely wasn’t awake.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great night sleep And are super ready and excited for work this week one week closer to move into Indy so that's exciting I slept pretty good feel pretty good I don't…
- Context · · Dave
….what day did I wfh week before last 🤔 😅
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh lord. I have noooo idea
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc how lol. I definitely wasn’t awake.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great night sleep And are super ready and excited for work this week one week closer to move into Indy so that's exciting I slept pretty good feel pretty good I don't…
- Detected signal · · Dave
….what day did I wfh week before last 🤔 😅
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh lord. I have noooo idea
- Context · · Sam Willis
Wait. Didn’t you wfh the entire week? Bc Greyson?
Deep sharing
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score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
Do we use the regular telecommute code for the remote week? Or is there a special one?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Regular code
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh my God, I'm having the morning I haven't like curled my hair in so long And I'm just remembering that this curler I have is it really a curler? It's like a thing that I just wrap my I just take my hands and I wrap my hair…
- Context · · Dave
Being a woman IS bs
- Context · · Dave
I wanna see how your hair turns out!!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
No it’s not just that
- Context · · Dave
But I’m just not
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I can honestly say I’ve never had such a conundrum
- Context · · Dave
And I can’t accept that lol
- Context · · Dave
Like… I really want to be into drones
Disagreement
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
I wanna see how your hair turns out!!
- Context · · Dave
lol… I was just thinking that was supposed to save time
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah, they said he did something with the girls tube or something. Like, he came up to them… but maybe it was innocent and they misunderstood
- Context · · Dave
But yeah, I’d have been intimidated by all them kids yelling and recording me
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only 1 chapter in to new audio book and it’s already sooooo much better
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
That video
- Context · · Dave
Oh, haven’t finished it yet
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
“They’ll return more water than they use” yeaaaa fucking right
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s honestly depressing
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Why am I still looking at drones?!?!?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
You. Are. Cut. Off!!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You just are itching to spend money
- Context · · Dave
Thanks baby This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Thanks baby
Emotional support
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score 0.76 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ummm. Did I send you that article last night?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc how lol. I definitely wasn’t awake.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great night sleep And are super ready and excited for work this week one week closer to move into Indy so that's exciting I slept pretty good feel pretty good I don't…
- Context · · Dave
….what day did I wfh week before last 🤔 😅
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh lord. I have noooo idea
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
I dunno lol
- Context · · Dave
Hmmmm…. Souuuuuunds like you 🤔
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So there's been a lot of rumors of like that Samir wants to restructure and not have like the discipline approach And so I just don't know what that means like what's that gonna look like because we have an obviously a lot o…
- Context · · Dave
Well, the good news is that your loan stuff will certainly go through before anything gets restructured
- Context · · Dave
It will be interesting to see what happens. Like, what his model would look like
score 0.88 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Hmmmm…. Souuuuuunds like you 🤔
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So there's been a lot of rumors of like that Samir wants to restructure and not have like the discipline approach And so I just don't know what that means like what's that gonna look like because we have an obviously a lot o…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Well, the good news is that your loan stuff will certainly go through before anything gets restructured
- Context · · Dave
It will be interesting to see what happens. Like, what his model would look like
- Context · · Sam Willis
You don’t know that! 😭 the bank has to have something from Schwab stating that my pay and job isn’t changing due to the relo. I put in a request to HR on Thursday and am waiting to hear back…😩😭
Encouragement
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh lord. I have noooo idea
- Context · · Sam Willis
Wait. Didn’t you wfh the entire week? Bc Greyson?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oooooh, I think you’re right!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I usually am 🤪
- Context · · Dave
You sure are
score 0.85 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Dave
Hmmmm…. Souuuuuunds like you 🤔
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So there's been a lot of rumors of like that Samir wants to restructure and not have like the discipline approach And so I just don't know what that means like what's that gonna look like because we have an obviously a lot o…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Well, the good news is that your loan stuff will certainly go through before anything gets restructured
- Context · · Dave
It will be interesting to see what happens. Like, what his model would look like
- Context · · Sam Willis
You don’t know that! 😭 the bank has to have something from Schwab stating that my pay and job isn’t changing due to the relo. I put in a request to HR on Thursday and am waiting to hear back…😩😭
score 0.76 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe I’m miss now rolling out of bed
- Context · · Dave
About 45 mins
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Niceeee!!
- Context · · Dave
How’s your day going?
- Context · · Dave
I assume you’re agreeable to checking in at the usual time later?
Excitement
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, they said he did something with the girls tube or something. Like, he came up to them… but maybe it was innocent and they misunderstood
- Context · · Dave
But yeah, I’d have been intimidated by all them kids yelling and recording me
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Only 1 chapter in to new audio book and it’s already sooooo much better
- Context · · Sam Willis
Blahhhh. I’m feeling some type of way not sure what
- Context · · Dave
Tell me more
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
How is your day going?
- Context · · Dave
It’s fine
- Detected signal · · Dave
But I’m getting ready to go home so that’s pretty cool 😊
- Context · · Dave
Bored
- Context · · Sam Willis
What you got going on the rest of the day?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
How about yours?
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s ok. Just a workin!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yaaay
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes I am!
- Context · · Dave
Are you keeping up with your GTD?
Frustration
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score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
You sure are
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Yeah, dude, I don't know Sent a few days ago and I still have the article like in my tabs but it's like way back there now like I have many other articles and shit that I've opened up since then so like what was…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Damn! Tomorrow is busy af
- Context · · Dave
Do we use the regular telecommute code for the remote week? Or is there a special one?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Regular code
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Blahhhh. I’m feeling some type of way not sure what
- Context · · Dave
Tell me more
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I think work uneasiness
- Context · · Sam Willis
Still waiting for the other shoe to drop
- Context · · Sam Willis
I dunno lol
score 0.78 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Tell me more
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think work uneasiness
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Still waiting for the other shoe to drop
- Context · · Sam Willis
I dunno lol
- Context · · Dave
Hmmmm…. Souuuuuunds like you 🤔
Humor
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://nypost.com/2026/08/13/lifestyle/egg-recall-linked-to-salmonclassified-to-highest-risk-level-by-fda/ Egg recall linked to Salmonclassified to highest risk level by FDA
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ummm. Did I send you that article last night?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Bc how lol. I definitely wasn’t awake.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great night sleep And are super ready and excited for work this week one week closer to move into Indy so that's exciting I slept pretty good feel pretty good I don't…
- Context · · Dave
….what day did I wfh week before last 🤔 😅
score 0.76 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Being a woman IS bs
- Context · · Dave
I wanna see how your hair turns out!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
lol… I was just thinking that was supposed to save time
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, they said he did something with the girls tube or something. Like, he came up to them… but maybe it was innocent and they misunderstood
- Context · · Dave
But yeah, I’d have been intimidated by all them kids yelling and recording me
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Still waiting for the other shoe to drop
- Context · · Sam Willis
I dunno lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hmmmm…. Souuuuuunds like you 🤔
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So there's been a lot of rumors of like that Samir wants to restructure and not have like the discipline approach And so I just don't know what that means like what's that gonna look like because we have an obviously a lot o…
- Context · · Dave
Well, the good news is that your loan stuff will certainly go through before anything gets restructured
Planning
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Yeah, dude, I don't know Sent a few days ago and I still have the article like in my tabs but it's like way back there now like I have many other articles and shit that I've opened up since then so like what was…
- Context · · Dave
Damn! Tomorrow is busy af
- Detected signal · · Dave
Do we use the regular telecommute code for the remote week? Or is there a special one?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Regular code
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh my God, I'm having the morning I haven't like curled my hair in so long And I'm just remembering that this curler I have is it really a curler? It's like a thing that I just wrap my I just take my hands and I wrap my hair…
score 0.82 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Sam Willis
Niceeee!!
- Context · · Dave
How’s your day going?
- Detected signal · · Dave
I assume you’re agreeable to checking in at the usual time later?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes a little after 2
- Context · · Sam Willis
My time
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
How’s your day going?
- Context · · Dave
I assume you’re agreeable to checking in at the usual time later?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yes a little after 2
- Context · · Sam Willis
My time
- Context · · Dave
Oh shoot! I just remembered I have to go to that move money tabletop at 2 your time 😩
Request
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
😅😅😅 maybe we postpone check ins until September…
- Context · · Dave
Check in?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Call me
- Context · · Dave
Thanks for listening
- Context · · Dave
I hope my feelings don’t cause you extra stress 😔
Status update
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
https://nypost.com/2026/08/13/lifestyle/egg-recall-linked-to-salmonclassified-to-highest-risk-level-by-fda/ Egg recall linked to Salmonclassified to highest risk level by FDA
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ummm. Did I send you that article last night?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc how lol. I definitely wasn’t awake.
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.82 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ummm. Did I send you that article last night?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc how lol. I definitely wasn’t awake.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great night sleep And are super ready and excited for work this week one week closer to move into Indy so that's exciting I slept pretty good feel pretty good I don't…
- Context · · Dave
….what day did I wfh week before last 🤔 😅
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh lord. I have noooo idea
score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075
- Context · · Sam Willis
I usually am 🤪
- Context · · Dave
You sure are
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Yeah, dude, I don't know Sent a few days ago and I still have the article like in my tabs but it's like way back there now like I have many other articles and shit that I've opened up since then so like what was…
- Context · · Dave
Damn! Tomorrow is busy af
- Context · · Dave
Do we use the regular telecommute code for the remote week? Or is there a special one?
Vulnerability
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score 0.73 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Dave
lol… I was just thinking that was supposed to save time
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, they said he did something with the girls tube or something. Like, he came up to them… but maybe it was innocent and they misunderstood
- Detected signal · · Dave
But yeah, I’d have been intimidated by all them kids yelling and recording me
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only 1 chapter in to new audio book and it’s already sooooo much better
- Context · · Sam Willis
Blahhhh. I’m feeling some type of way not sure what
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
But yeah, I’d have been intimidated by all them kids yelling and recording me
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only 1 chapter in to new audio book and it’s already sooooo much better
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Blahhhh. I’m feeling some type of way not sure what
- Context · · Dave
Tell me more
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think work uneasiness
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Tell me more
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think work uneasiness
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Still waiting for the other shoe to drop
- Context · · Sam Willis
I dunno lol
- Context · · Dave
Hmmmm…. Souuuuuunds like you 🤔