2026-07-17
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[2026-07-17 09:23:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning and happy birthday sunshine 38 years old, huh you are Lucky for you a super hot and sexy 38 years old Lucky for me too, I guess Yeah, I hope you have a great birthday today. Do some more drinking and pool sitting and hopefully your sunburn isn't too bad. I am just cleaning up and hitting the grocery store I think today Wishing I could take you out for your birthday tonight But maybe another time Sorry this fucking yawning Yeah, I slept great again And I'm just fucking cranking out these orders, Jesus Christ So much jerk off machine activity this week Almost still not quite caught up So you can't wait to hear from you if you can't voice message me that's fine I understand I do appreciate the videos yesterday and the photos. It's always great to see your. Your sexy body hopefully oh yeah, I think your sunburn. Hopefully, you're not too bad. Well Enjoy your birthday day I'm sure it's gonna be great since you're home with your fam Again, let me remind you how beautiful you are and Incredibly sexy And I wish I could be there with you and inside you All right, sweetie I'm just gonna ramble on forever I guess I love you and I will talk to you soon. OK bye
[2026-07-17 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Currently in the massage chair hehe
[2026-07-17 09:49:00] Sam Willis: I’ll message you in a bit. Hopefully I can break away to do an audio message at some point. Getting ready to go to my grandpas here in a bit.
[2026-07-17 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby. Thank you!! I so wish we could be together today too. Some birthday sex sounds amazingggg heheh
[2026-07-17 09:51:00] Dave: Oh for sure! I totally get it.
[2026-07-17 09:51:00] Sam Willis: Just hard to break away when there’s 10 ppl here lol
[2026-07-17 09:52:00] Dave: FINE
[2026-07-17 09:52:00] Dave: It’s fine
[2026-07-17 09:52:00] Dave: …you hate me
[2026-07-17 09:53:00] Dave: Jk jk, ofc. For real, don’t feel obligated. I’m sure you’re surrounded lol.
[2026-07-17 09:55:00] Dave: What a cutie!
[2026-07-17 09:55:00] Sam Willis: I’m on baby duty currently
[2026-07-17 10:03:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo dramatic
[2026-07-17 10:03:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo dramatic
[2026-07-17 10:42:00] Sam Willis: Holy shit the humidity
[2026-07-17 10:43:00] Dave: Oof! 80%!!
[2026-07-17 10:43:00] Dave: Yeah that’s a kick in the tits
[2026-07-17 10:44:00] Dave: That’s what Weather says
[2026-07-17 10:44:00] Sam Willis: Goddddd
[2026-07-17 10:44:00] Sam Willis: Is it really 80% here?!
[2026-07-17 10:45:00] Sam Willis: Am I making a mistake? Lolol
[2026-07-17 10:45:00] Sam Willis: What’s like “normal”?
[2026-07-17 10:45:00] Dave: Apology accepted
[2026-07-17 10:45:00] Dave: I’ve been trying to tell you!
[2026-07-17 10:46:00] Dave: Normal is probably closer to 50%?
[2026-07-17 10:46:00] Dave: Normal is probably closer to 50%?
[2026-07-17 10:49:00] Sam Willis: Ok I can manage that
[2026-07-17 11:01:00] Sam Willis: Did I tell you that my niece works in a psych ward?
[2026-07-17 11:02:00] Dave: No! I bet that’s sad af ugh
[2026-07-17 11:07:00] Sam Willis: Dude. The stories. I’ll have to tell you some.
[2026-07-17 11:12:00] Sam Willis: We just got to grandpas. OK the first story was that a dude shot himself in the head, trying to commit suicide obviously, and he didn’t die. So now he’s alive and blew off half his face, and he’s had a ton of reconstructive surgery and is completely mentally gone. Yet still alive.
[2026-07-17 11:13:00] Sam Willis: Like what is the point?! We would never do that an animal. We’d put them out of their misery. It is just so inhumane in my mind.
[2026-07-17 11:14:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-07-17 11:14:00] Dave: 100% agree
[2026-07-17 11:34:00] Dave: When I was in the a
[2026-07-17 11:36:00] Dave: When I was in the AF, a guy in my squadron tried to shoot himself. I guess it went up through his mouth and out his eye. It mangled his face up pretty good. But the weird thing is that nobody ever really said anything about it. Like, everyone knew what had happened. But eventually this guy had to come back to work and like, go to squadron PT and shit… Was weird
[2026-07-17 11:37:00] Dave: He was subsequently separated. But that’s a months long process where apparently he still had to like, come to work and shit.
[2026-07-17 11:51:00] Sam Willis: That’s horrible
[2026-07-17 11:52:00] Sam Willis: I mean wtf
[2026-07-17 11:55:00] Sam Willis: Look at this OBESE dog
[2026-07-17 11:55:00] Sam Willis: Poor babes
[2026-07-17 11:56:00] Dave: At least he can still run!!
[2026-07-17 11:56:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-07-17 11:56:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-17 11:59:00] Sam Willis: That’s fair lol
[2026-07-17 12:38:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going?
[2026-07-17 12:50:00] Dave: Not too bad
[2026-07-17 12:51:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-07-17 12:51:00] Dave: Bout to be great!
[2026-07-17 12:52:00] Sam Willis: Heading back to parents. Need a redbull
[2026-07-17 12:52:00] Dave: Hahahaa it’s your birthday bitch
[2026-07-17 12:52:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh! I’m so jealous
[2026-07-17 12:52:00] Dave: Hahahaa it’s your birthday bitch
[2026-07-17 12:53:00] Dave: Certainly you can get someone to get you some Oreos!’
[2026-07-17 12:53:00] Dave: Like, a really big cookie?…
[2026-07-17 12:53:00] Dave: Certainly you can get someone to get you some Oreos!’
[2026-07-17 12:53:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-07-17 12:53:00] Sam Willis: I got a cookie cake!
[2026-07-17 12:53:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-07-17 12:59:00] Sam Willis: Mom was mad bc the icing looks like shit and is different colors but I said I don’t gaf lol
[2026-07-17 13:00:00] Dave: Hahah yeah it’s all gonna be the same color soon 🤣
[2026-07-17 13:01:00] Dave: The cookie cake
[2026-07-17 13:01:00] Dave: And that’s what I thought you meant
[2026-07-17 13:28:00] Sam Willis: Have any plans for the evening or weekend?
[2026-07-17 13:32:00] Dave: I’m gonna get all the chores done today, and make sure the house is super clean… then I’m going to take some gummies, get some pizza, and watch a movie or something tonight.
[2026-07-17 13:35:00] Dave: So when is Effingham Jam??
[2026-07-17 14:40:00] Sam Willis: Oooo that sounds amazing!!
[2026-07-17 14:40:00] Sam Willis: Oooo that sounds amazing!!
[2026-07-17 14:40:00] Sam Willis: Tonight probs around 630. It’s gonna be soooo hot though
[2026-07-17 17:03:00] Sam Willis: ❤️😍
[2026-07-17 17:05:00] Sam Willis: Getting my hair braided. Going to charge my phone for a bit
[2026-07-17 17:09:00] Dave: Oooh I wanna see your hair!!
[2026-07-17 17:10:00] Dave: You know how much I love it 😍
[2026-07-17 17:57:00] Dave: Ugh. It’s fucking TRAIN day here apparently. I’ve sat through 2 long ass trains omw to get my pizza 🙄
[2026-07-17 18:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-17 18:04:00] Dave: Oh wow
[2026-07-17 18:05:00] Dave: And the ass 🥵
[2026-07-17 18:05:00] Dave: I love the hair!
[2026-07-17 18:05:00] Dave: And the shoulders and back 🥵
[2026-07-17 18:05:00] Dave: Lots to look at in that pic 😏
[2026-07-17 18:06:00] Dave: You’re hot af for 28… much less 38! 🥵😏
[2026-07-17 18:07:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-07-17 18:07:00] Sam Willis: OK well you’re too sweet. Thank you
[2026-07-17 18:09:00] Dave: I love you baby! hope you’re having a great bday 😊
[2026-07-17 18:13:00] Sam Willis: I am. It’s sooooooo hot out though and we are about to go to the ham jam and we are going to fucking melt
[2026-07-17 18:43:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-17 18:44:00] Dave: You’re missing that Arizona heat now aren’t you 🤭
[2026-07-17 18:59:00] Dave: Humidity is the fucking devil bro
[2026-07-17 18:59:00] Sam Willis: Shhhhhh
[2026-07-17 18:59:00] Sam Willis: Shhhhhh
[2026-07-17 18:59:00] Sam Willis: Omg I’m melting
[2026-07-17 18:59:00] Dave: I bet
[2026-07-17 18:59:00] Dave: I’m telling ya
[2026-07-17 19:49:00] Sam Willis: So many ppl are coming up to me saying hello how am I etc etc and I have no fucking clue who they are
[2026-07-17 19:51:00] Sam Willis: One guy was like “what are you doing in town?!?”
[2026-07-17 19:51:00] Dave: People you went to school with maybe?
[2026-07-17 19:51:00] Sam Willis: No. It’s like ppl who know my dad or went to school with my brother
[2026-07-17 19:51:00] Dave: Or maybe just mid-west hospitality 😜
[2026-07-17 19:52:00] Sam Willis: Nooo idea who he was lol
[2026-07-17 19:52:00] Dave: You dad had probably been telling everybody in town that his baby is coming back to town - for the last 3 weeks lmao
[2026-07-17 19:52:00] Dave: That’s hilarious
[2026-07-17 19:55:00] Sam Willis: Bro this is the worst face painting job I’ve ever seen 🤣
[2026-07-17 19:57:00] Dave: Omg bro
[2026-07-17 19:57:00] Dave: What the fuuuuuuuck lmao
[2026-07-17 19:57:00] Dave: What the fuuuuuuuck lmao
[2026-07-17 19:57:00] Dave: I literally just laughed out loud
[2026-07-17 19:57:00] Dave: Omg bro
[2026-07-17 19:57:00] Dave: I literally just laughed out loud
[2026-07-17 19:58:00] Dave: Like reeeeeeally take a look at how bad that is lolololol
[2026-07-17 19:59:00] Sam Willis: Lmaooooo
[2026-07-17 20:00:00] Sam Willis: I mean wtf HAPPENED
[2026-07-17 20:00:00] Dave: This shit could go viral
[2026-07-17 20:00:00] Dave: Fr
[2026-07-17 20:06:00] Dave: New toy
[2026-07-17 20:12:00] Sam Willis: The crinkles!!
[2026-07-17 20:18:00] Dave: Annnd he brings me this
[2026-07-17 20:22:00] Sam Willis: Oh god. That lasted 2 seconds
[2026-07-17 20:31:00] Sam Willis: Some of us are heading home. Most of us. I am soooo fucking hot and disgusting dude
[2026-07-17 20:32:00] Sam Willis: Dad bubs and Merran still wanted to party
[2026-07-17 20:32:00] Sam Willis: I’m getting home and jumping in the pool lol
[2026-07-17 20:48:00] Dave: Omg I bet
[2026-07-17 21:15:00] Dave: Have you cleaned your ass yet haha?
[2026-07-17 21:23:00] Sam Willis: I’m tired. I’m grumpy. I’m anxious about my dad and them getting home when they’re drunk. Ugh
[2026-07-17 21:23:00] Sam Willis: It has been a longgggg day
[2026-07-17 21:23:00] Sam Willis: Baby
[2026-07-17 21:24:00] Sam Willis: I showered though and feel much better. I’m definitely burnt though
[2026-07-17 21:24:00] Sam Willis: But it was a good one. But now I just want everyone home. And I miss my animals.
[2026-07-17 21:25:00] Dave: I totally know that feeling 🥵
[2026-07-17 21:25:00] Dave: And it IS a lot lol
[2026-07-17 21:28:00] Sam Willis: 😩
[2026-07-17 21:31:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing?
[2026-07-17 21:33:00] Dave: Pretty good
[2026-07-17 21:34:00] Sam Willis: Good job you!
[2026-07-17 21:34:00] Dave: I got a bunch of stuff done
[2026-07-17 21:34:00] Dave: Got everything done. And now I’m eating Oreos
[2026-07-17 21:34:00] Dave: And also relaxed
[2026-07-17 21:35:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-07-17 21:35:00] Sam Willis: With or without milk
[2026-07-17 21:35:00] Sam Willis: Yassssss
[2026-07-17 21:35:00] Dave: Yeah, I’m serious about it
[2026-07-17 21:35:00] Dave: With
[2026-07-17 21:36:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-07-17 21:36:00] Sam Willis: Well when I get back, I need to be serious about eating better 😭
[2026-07-17 21:36:00] Dave: It’s so hard lol
[2026-07-17 21:37:00] Sam Willis: But my stomach is just so ridiculous
[2026-07-17 21:37:00] Sam Willis: I know
[2026-07-17 21:38:00] Dave: If I feel ya 😅
[2026-07-17 21:38:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-07-17 21:50:00] Dave: Yaaaay… another year older 😐😐😐
[2026-07-17 21:50:00] Sam Willis: I’m excited to turn 40. Hopefully I have my shit together then 😅
[2026-07-17 21:51:00] Dave: Good luck 😐
[2026-07-17 21:53:00] Dave: And goodnight!
[2026-07-17 21:53:00] Sam Willis: Thanks babe you too. I’m about to go to bed myself
[2026-07-17 21:53:00] Dave: I’m going to go watch yt in bed and fall asleep 🤭
[2026-07-17 21:54:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams
[2026-07-17 21:54:00] Dave: Nite nite baby, love you
[2026-07-17 21:54:00] Sam Willis: Talk to you tomorrow ❤️
[2026-07-17 21:54:00] Sam Willis: I love you too
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DAY OVERVIEW Dave's day is marked by a birthday celebration for his significant other, Sam, filled with playful teasing, sensual admiration, and a longing for physical intimacy. The conversation fluctuates between lighthearted humor and tender affection, with Sam's birthday serving as the central theme.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Birthday Wishes - Dave wishes Sam a happy birthday, expressing his longing to be with her and his admiration for her beauty. - Emotions: Playful, affectionate, longing. - Quote: "Wishing I could take you out for your birthday tonight" — Dave.
- Weather Discussion
- They discuss the high humidity, with Sam questioning the normalcy of the weather and Dave confirming her suspicions.
- Emotions: Playful, slightly frantic.
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Quote: "What's like 'normal'?" — Sam.
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Psych Ward Stories
- Sam shares a disturbing story about her niece working in a psych ward, discussing a patient's failed suicide attempt.
- Emotions: Shocked, empathetic, critical.
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Quote: "Like what is the point?! We would never do that to an animal." — Sam.
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Military Anecdotes
- Dave shares a story from his Air Force days about a fellow service member's failed suicide attempt.
- Emotions: Reflective, somewhat uncomfortable.
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Quote: "He was subsequently separated. But that’s a months-long process where apparently he still had to like, come to work and shit." — Dave.
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Dog Humor
- They share a laugh over a picture of an obese dog.
- Emotions: Amused, lighthearted.
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Quote: "At least he can still run!!" — Dave.
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Birthday Plans
- Dave talks about his plans to clean his house and relax, while Sam describes her day with family and the birthday celebrations.
- Emotions: Content, nostalgic, longing.
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Quote: "I wish I could be there with you and inside you." — Dave.
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Birthday Celebrations
- Sam discusses the events of her birthday, including a jam session and the heat, with Dave expressing his desire to be there.
- Emotions: Warm, joyful, longing.
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Quote: "Going to the ham jam and we are going to fucking melt." — Sam.
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Face Painting Incident
- They share a laugh over a poorly executed face painting job, discussing its potential to go viral.
- Emotions: Amused, playful.
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Quote: "I literally just laughed out loud." — Dave.
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Birthday Reflections
- They end the day with reflections on the birthday, discussing the day's events and their feelings.
- Emotions: Reflective, affectionate.
- Quote: "It was a good one. But now I just want everyone home." — Sam.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave expresses his desire to be with Sam, wishing he could be "inside her." - Sam mentions a birthday sex fantasy, hinting at a longing for physical intimacy. - Dave comments on Sam's photos, admiring her body and expressing his attraction. - Quote: "Hopefully, your sunburn isn't too bad." — Dave.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave leads with playful teasing and longing for physical intimacy, while Sam follows with humorous and affectionate responses. - There is no tension or misunderstanding; their exchange is filled with love and mutual admiration. - Dave expresses his love and longing for Sam, while Sam responds with affection and humor. - The power dynamic is marked by Dave's playful teasing and Sam's humorous pushback, creating a balanced and affectionate dynamic. - No references to other relationships or the "forbidden" nature of theirs.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Wishing I could take you out for your birthday tonight." — Dave. - "I wish we could be together today too. Some birthday sex sounds amazingggg." — Sam. - "We would never do that to an animal." — Sam. - "At least he can still run!!" — Dave. - "I literally just laughed out loud." — Dave. - "I wish I could be there with you and inside you." — Dave. - "Going to the ham jam and we are going to fucking melt." — Sam. - "I’m going to go to bed myself." — Sam. - "Nite nite baby, love you." — Dave.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's birthday celebrations and the promise of future video and photo exchanges. - Dave's plans to relax and watch a movie, hinting at a potential future movie recommendation or discussion. - Sam's plans to eat better, which might lead to future health and diet conversations.
MOOD MAP Playful birthday wishes → Reflective storytelling → Humorous weather and dog jokes → Longing for physical intimacy → Affectionate birthday reflections → Contented evening closure.
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
158
15.7 more; previous daily average 142.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
26
2.4 more; previous daily average 23.6 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 86 · 54% | 72 · 46% |
| Average reply time | 2m 53s (n=35) | 4m 57s (n=35) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 2 · 50% | 1 of 2 · 50% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 53s (n=35). 30% shorter; pooled historical mean 4m 8s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 235 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 4m 57s (n=35). 31% longer; pooled historical mean 3m 46s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 227 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 50.0%; 16.7 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 66.7% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 9 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 19s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 95.6%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 30% shorter; pooled historical mean 4m 8s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 235 historical observations).
- Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 31% longer; pooled historical mean 3m 46s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 227 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 158 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Humor (25), Status update (24), Affection (8), Flirting (5), Excitement (4)
- Sam Willis: Status update (15), Vulnerability (9), Emotional support (8), Humor (7), Affection (6)
Tension and positive follow-ups
5 of 11 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (45%).
6 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 48s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 11 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
What’s like “normal”?
- Context · · Dave
Apology accepted
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
I’ve been trying to tell you!
- Context · · Dave
Normal is probably closer to 50%?
- Context · · Dave
Normal is probably closer to 50%? This message responded to an earlier message.
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dude. The stories. I’ll have to tell you some.
- Context · · Sam Willis
We just got to grandpas. OK the first story was that a dude shot himself in the head, trying to commit suicide obviously, and he didn’t die. So now he’s alive and blew off half his face, and he’s had a ton of reconstructive surgery and is…
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Like what is the point?! We would never do that an animal. We’d put them out of their misery. It is just so inhumane in my mind.
- Context · · Dave
Right?!
- Context · · Dave
100% agree
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like what is the point?! We would never do that an animal. We’d put them out of their misery. It is just so inhumane in my mind.
- Context · · Dave
Right?!
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
100% agree
- Context · · Dave
When I was in the a
- Context · · Dave
When I was in the AF, a guy in my squadron tried to shoot himself. I guess it went up through his mouth and out his eye. It mangled his face up pretty good. But the weird thing is that nobody ever really said anything about it. Like, every…
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
140 of 158 messages (88.6%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 77 / 86 | 89.5% |
| Sam Willis | 63 / 72 | 87.5% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.85 |
| Appreciation | 0.78 |
| Checking in | 0.65 |
| Deep sharing | 0.70 |
| Disagreement | 0.60 |
| Emotional support | 0.67 |
| Excitement | 0.77 |
| Flirting | 0.84 |
| Frustration | 0.63 |
| Humor | 0.71 |
| Passive aggression | 0.40 |
| Planning | 0.74 |
| Sexting | 0.85 |
| Status update | 0.61 |
| Unmet need | 0.60 |
| Vulnerability | 0.64 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 12:13:21
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.99
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning and happy birthday sunshine 38 years old, huh you are Lucky for you a super hot and sexy 38 years old Lucky for me too, I guess Yeah, I hope you have a great birthday today. Do some more drinki…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Currently in the massage chair hehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll message you in a bit. Hopefully I can break away to do an audio message at some point. Getting ready to go to my grandpas here in a bit.
score 0.88 · confidence 0.7905
- Context · · Sam Willis
Currently in the massage chair hehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll message you in a bit. Hopefully I can break away to do an audio message at some point. Getting ready to go to my grandpas here in a bit.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good morning baby. Thank you!! I so wish we could be together today too. Some birthday sex sounds amazingggg heheh
- Context · · Dave
Oh for sure! I totally get it.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just hard to break away when there’s 10 ppl here lol
score 0.82 · confidence 0.7394999999999999
- Context · · Dave
…you hate me
- Context · · Dave
Jk jk, ofc. For real, don’t feel obligated. I’m sure you’re surrounded lol.
- Detected signal · · Dave
What a cutie!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m on baby duty currently
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sooooo dramatic
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning and happy birthday sunshine 38 years old, huh you are Lucky for you a super hot and sexy 38 years old Lucky for me too, I guess Yeah, I hope you have a great birthday today. Do some more drinki…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Currently in the massage chair hehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll message you in a bit. Hopefully I can break away to do an audio message at some point. Getting ready to go to my grandpas here in a bit.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Currently in the massage chair hehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll message you in a bit. Hopefully I can break away to do an audio message at some point. Getting ready to go to my grandpas here in a bit.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good morning baby. Thank you!! I so wish we could be together today too. Some birthday sex sounds amazingggg heheh
- Context · · Dave
Oh for sure! I totally get it.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just hard to break away when there’s 10 ppl here lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Am I making a mistake? Lolol
- Context · · Sam Willis
What’s like “normal”?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Apology accepted
- Context · · Dave
I’ve been trying to tell you!
- Context · · Dave
Normal is probably closer to 50%?
Checking in
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning and happy birthday sunshine 38 years old, huh you are Lucky for you a super hot and sexy 38 years old Lucky for me too, I guess Yeah, I hope you have a great birthday today. Do some more drinki…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Currently in the massage chair hehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll message you in a bit. Hopefully I can break away to do an audio message at some point. Getting ready to go to my grandpas here in a bit.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll message you in a bit. Hopefully I can break away to do an audio message at some point. Getting ready to go to my grandpas here in a bit.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning baby. Thank you!! I so wish we could be together today too. Some birthday sex sounds amazingggg heheh
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oh for sure! I totally get it.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just hard to break away when there’s 10 ppl here lol
- Context · · Dave
FINE
score 0.65 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sooooo dramatic This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Holy shit the humidity
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oof! 80%!!
- Context · · Dave
Yeah that’s a kick in the tits
- Context · · Dave
That’s what Weather says
Deep sharing
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Normal is probably closer to 50%? This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok I can manage that
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Did I tell you that my niece works in a psych ward?
- Context · · Dave
No! I bet that’s sad af ugh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dude. The stories. I’ll have to tell you some.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
100% agree
- Context · · Dave
When I was in the a
- Detected signal · · Dave
When I was in the AF, a guy in my squadron tried to shoot himself. I guess it went up through his mouth and out his eye. It mangled his face up pretty good. But the weird thing is that nobody ever really said anything about it. Like, every…
- Context · · Dave
He was subsequently separated. But that’s a months long process where apparently he still had to like, come to work and shit.
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s horrible
Disagreement
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like what is the point?! We would never do that an animal. We’d put them out of their misery. It is just so inhumane in my mind.
- Context · · Dave
Right?!
- Detected signal · · Dave
100% agree
- Context · · Dave
When I was in the a
- Context · · Dave
When I was in the AF, a guy in my squadron tried to shoot himself. I guess it went up through his mouth and out his eye. It mangled his face up pretty good. But the weird thing is that nobody ever really said anything about it. Like, every…
Emotional support
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
It’s fine
- Context · · Dave
…you hate me
- Detected signal · · Dave
Jk jk, ofc. For real, don’t feel obligated. I’m sure you’re surrounded lol.
- Context · · Dave
What a cutie!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m on baby duty currently
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok I can manage that
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did I tell you that my niece works in a psych ward?
- Detected signal · · Dave
No! I bet that’s sad af ugh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dude. The stories. I’ll have to tell you some.
- Context · · Sam Willis
We just got to grandpas. OK the first story was that a dude shot himself in the head, trying to commit suicide obviously, and he didn’t die. So now he’s alive and blew off half his face, and he’s had a ton of reconstructive surgery and is…
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
When I was in the AF, a guy in my squadron tried to shoot himself. I guess it went up through his mouth and out his eye. It mangled his face up pretty good. But the weird thing is that nobody ever really said anything about it. Like, every…
- Context · · Dave
He was subsequently separated. But that’s a months long process where apparently he still had to like, come to work and shit.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
That’s horrible
- Context · · Sam Willis
I mean wtf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Look at this OBESE dog
Excitement
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did I tell you that my niece works in a psych ward?
- Context · · Dave
No! I bet that’s sad af ugh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Dude. The stories. I’ll have to tell you some.
- Context · · Sam Willis
We just got to grandpas. OK the first story was that a dude shot himself in the head, trying to commit suicide obviously, and he didn’t die. So now he’s alive and blew off half his face, and he’s had a ton of reconstructive surgery and is…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like what is the point?! We would never do that an animal. We’d put them out of their misery. It is just so inhumane in my mind.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Not too bad
- Context · · Dave
What are you up to?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Bout to be great!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Heading back to parents. Need a redbull
- Context · · Dave
Hahahaa it’s your birthday bitch
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
I’m gonna get all the chores done today, and make sure the house is super clean… then I’m going to take some gummies, get some pizza, and watch a movie or something tonight.
- Context · · Dave
So when is Effingham Jam??
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oooo that sounds amazing!! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooo that sounds amazing!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Tonight probs around 630. It’s gonna be soooo hot though
Flirting
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.97
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning and happy birthday sunshine 38 years old, huh you are Lucky for you a super hot and sexy 38 years old Lucky for me too, I guess Yeah, I hope you have a great birthday today. Do some more drinki…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Currently in the massage chair hehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll message you in a bit. Hopefully I can break away to do an audio message at some point. Getting ready to go to my grandpas here in a bit.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.97
- Context · · Sam Willis
Currently in the massage chair hehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll message you in a bit. Hopefully I can break away to do an audio message at some point. Getting ready to go to my grandpas here in a bit.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good morning baby. Thank you!! I so wish we could be together today too. Some birthday sex sounds amazingggg heheh
- Context · · Dave
Oh for sure! I totally get it.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just hard to break away when there’s 10 ppl here lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Oh wow
- Detected signal · · Dave
And the ass 🥵
- Context · · Dave
I love the hair!
- Context · · Dave
And the shoulders and back 🥵
Frustration
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
What’s like “normal”?
- Context · · Dave
Apology accepted
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’ve been trying to tell you!
- Context · · Dave
Normal is probably closer to 50%?
- Context · · Dave
Normal is probably closer to 50%? This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dude. The stories. I’ll have to tell you some.
- Context · · Sam Willis
We just got to grandpas. OK the first story was that a dude shot himself in the head, trying to commit suicide obviously, and he didn’t die. So now he’s alive and blew off half his face, and he’s had a ton of reconstructive surgery and is…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Like what is the point?! We would never do that an animal. We’d put them out of their misery. It is just so inhumane in my mind.
- Context · · Dave
Right?!
- Context · · Dave
100% agree
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
He was subsequently separated. But that’s a months long process where apparently he still had to like, come to work and shit.
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s horrible
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I mean wtf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Look at this OBESE dog
- Context · · Sam Willis
Poor babes
Humor
Showing 3 of 32 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning and happy birthday sunshine 38 years old, huh you are Lucky for you a super hot and sexy 38 years old Lucky for me too, I guess Yeah, I hope you have a great birthday today. Do some more drinki…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Currently in the massage chair hehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll message you in a bit. Hopefully I can break away to do an audio message at some point. Getting ready to go to my grandpas here in a bit.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning baby. Thank you!! I so wish we could be together today too. Some birthday sex sounds amazingggg heheh
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
What a cutie!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m on baby duty currently
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Sooooo dramatic
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sooooo dramatic This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Holy shit the humidity
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m on baby duty currently
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sooooo dramatic
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Sooooo dramatic This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Holy shit the humidity
- Context · · Dave
Oof! 80%!!
Planning
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning and happy birthday sunshine 38 years old, huh you are Lucky for you a super hot and sexy 38 years old Lucky for me too, I guess Yeah, I hope you have a great birthday today. Do some more drinki…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Currently in the massage chair hehe
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’ll message you in a bit. Hopefully I can break away to do an audio message at some point. Getting ready to go to my grandpas here in a bit.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning baby. Thank you!! I so wish we could be together today too. Some birthday sex sounds amazingggg heheh
- Context · · Dave
Oh for sure! I totally get it.
score 0.78 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooo that sounds amazing!! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooo that sounds amazing!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Tonight probs around 630. It’s gonna be soooo hot though
- Context · · Sam Willis
❤️😍
- Context · · Sam Willis
Getting my hair braided. Going to charge my phone for a bit
Sexting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning and happy birthday sunshine 38 years old, huh you are Lucky for you a super hot and sexy 38 years old Lucky for me too, I guess Yeah, I hope you have a great birthday today. Do some more drinki…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Currently in the massage chair hehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll message you in a bit. Hopefully I can break away to do an audio message at some point. Getting ready to go to my grandpas here in a bit.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Currently in the massage chair hehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll message you in a bit. Hopefully I can break away to do an audio message at some point. Getting ready to go to my grandpas here in a bit.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good morning baby. Thank you!! I so wish we could be together today too. Some birthday sex sounds amazingggg heheh
- Context · · Dave
Oh for sure! I totally get it.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just hard to break away when there’s 10 ppl here lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
And the shoulders and back 🥵
- Context · · Dave
Lots to look at in that pic 😏
- Detected signal · · Dave
You’re hot af for 28… much less 38! 🥵😏
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love you
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK well you’re too sweet. Thank you
Status update
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Jk jk, ofc. For real, don’t feel obligated. I’m sure you’re surrounded lol.
- Context · · Dave
What a cutie!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m on baby duty currently
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sooooo dramatic
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sooooo dramatic This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
Oof! 80%!!
- Context · · Dave
Yeah that’s a kick in the tits
- Detected signal · · Dave
That’s what Weather says
- Context · · Sam Willis
Goddddd
- Context · · Sam Willis
Is it really 80% here?!
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
Yeah that’s a kick in the tits
- Context · · Dave
That’s what Weather says
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Goddddd
- Context · · Sam Willis
Is it really 80% here?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Am I making a mistake? Lolol
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Unmet need
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
With
- Context · · Dave
Ugh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Well when I get back, I need to be serious about eating better 😭
- Context · · Dave
It’s so hard lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
But my stomach is just so ridiculous
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
FINE
- Context · · Dave
It’s fine
- Detected signal · · Dave
…you hate me
- Context · · Dave
Jk jk, ofc. For real, don’t feel obligated. I’m sure you’re surrounded lol.
- Context · · Dave
What a cutie!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Is it really 80% here?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Am I making a mistake? Lolol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
What’s like “normal”?
- Context · · Dave
Apology accepted
- Context · · Dave
I’ve been trying to tell you!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
When I was in the AF, a guy in my squadron tried to shoot himself. I guess it went up through his mouth and out his eye. It mangled his face up pretty good. But the weird thing is that nobody ever really said anything about it. Like, every…
- Context · · Dave
He was subsequently separated. But that’s a months long process where apparently he still had to like, come to work and shit.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
That’s horrible
- Context · · Sam Willis
I mean wtf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Look at this OBESE dog