2026-08-11
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[2026-08-11 08:00:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you. I slept great I like I could just go right to sleep. I got out late. Traffic was ass At 7:54 I'm like 45 minutes late at least Yeah I do got some Hindu figures I've given away all the ones on my desk. I've gotta replenish them. Was What is There's new girls Saw one of them on my desk could I was talking about it how much she loved it and I gave it to her. They're like whenever I give one of these things to a Hindu person. They're always just like fucking over the moon. So I don't know if I told you this, but I guess she told her mom and dad and they were like oh my God it's so fucking miracle blessing from the gods or whatever and that it's a sign and so we were talking about it and she told me which God they prayed to you so I found One of those and printed it out for her to give to them I'm sure it'll fucking make their Their year So yeah Other than that, not super excited to be here I don't wanna do work. I just wanna go back to sleep. Oh God must see what it feels like to be you every morning Yeah, I might. I might just take a little nap before I go and still got an hour before Eric gets here so I could probably fuck it. I could probably knock out a nap real quick. Maybe I feel like I could go right back to sleep Yeah Well, thanks for checking in yesterday that was So lovely to talk to you love love love love talking to you You're the best and I can't wait to hear your voice today. Maybe that'll wake me up. Hopefully you slept good with your Gummies. Hopefully you're alive and need an OD on You're so cute but yeah, hopefully hopefully you're alive Getting a haircut when you get that done I think you should get the bob actually like a Karen haircut you make a good Karen You're too nice. You're too nice to be a Karen. You look hot I mean you look hot with anything but It's the more I see that one with the ball the more I like it And of course I love the Ponytail to actually double ponytail might be cute Double braids I mean ponytail Yeah, yeah you're hot. No matter what I'm looking at them now and they're all just gorgeous. All right so anyway oh fuck I just scroll past the wind the picture of my broken roof glass. Oh God I gotta get that fixed. Just such a hassle I mean, you know All right, sweet pea I will talk to you soon. I hope you have a great morning and a great ride to work and slept well and I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
[2026-08-11 09:32:00] Sam Willis: Morning handsome. I’m running late. Perrrrr usual. Message you soon
[2026-08-11 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning What in the fuck is this car doing? Hold on a minute there is this guy parked. But like he's parked on the side of the road, but like right up at the stop sign where you need to be to go right or left and he's like parked there. I kept pretty sure you can't do that anyway OK So according to Ora, I slept great but in reality, no I did not. I woke up four different times with Lexi because she either needed to go check out the storm or she needed to go to the bathroom probably cause the grass is so tall but they're eating grass like fucking rabbits. Anyway Landscapers come tomorrow thank goodness so Anyway, but it said that my sleep was restorative so when I did sleep, it must've been pretty good, but I was pissed Definitely like I definitely felt the gummy's hit and I felt like my body relaxed and I felt tired and I went to sleep quickly But none of that mattered when I had to wake up four fucking times with a dog so what's up with you? Why didn't you sleep well or you didn't was a long enough oh you did kind of go to bed late so yeah but yeah what you're describing with my daily life, bro I'm kidding kind of did you wake up though I'm of course I have an 830 meeting. It's the one on one with Justin, but I will be taking on my phone since I'm just now leaving I just. Can't get myself To get it together, so my house inspection on the Indianapolis house is going on right now. Candace is there my realtor was there. Staying there till the guy is done, but so far signs are good She said when you move here, me you, Steve, who's my realtor and then his son Ross who is really the realtor he like owns realty thing but I think you know his dad works for him because you know his dad's probably retired and bored So the son, she's like all four of us are gonna go out for drinks at this bar that also has a dog doggy daycare attached and I'm like We shall see about this doggy daycare/bar, but I was like OK leave it to Candace like make friends for me. That is very typical of her and then she said the neighbors were watching. She could see a neighbor watching or looking as she was outside with the inspector and I said do they look like assholes and she said no but if I get a chance to really go up and talk to him and I was like well, ask them if they like dogs. It's very important so Anyway Yeah I have so many meetings today. I just need to survive and get through it and then go to sleep. I'm gonna work from home tomorrow. And dogs are gonna go to daycare and it'll be good So yeah, I need to go to Costco tonight very badly. I need to start packing up. I really don't want to. OK so Yeah, how are you doing? What's your deal? Did you get a monster? I bet you did. Maybe you've already had cause Jesus Christ is already 10 o'clock there right it's 9 o'clock there. I'm like wait a minute. OK so you message me like an hour ago Anyway, Brandon texted the family chat this morning and was like who wants to be in a weight loss competition with dad and I I was like sure yeah I do and he goes OK from now until Labor Day and I'm like oh no forget that I'm like I'm still gonna be and then he laughed and dad was like OK. We can go out 90 days. I'm like. I need to get past this move, but then I need to find a gym and then I need to find will to actually do this flirting with this other car next to me OK dude I left my little energy squirter in my car yesterday Well, I left a one and it is so like that now I like the heat do that like I don't know oh my God this guy is talking to this girl maybe they know each other otherwise I'm gonna say they were flirting. That's my story and they don't know each other in strangers and they just had to meet you. I didn't finish my sad movie last night because I was like oh it's 915. I saw 30 minutes ago. I should be good and go to bed because I go to sleep too. Well the movie is so good. All right, well I am sad now I don't have an energy squirter OK, also you're talking about my haircut are you saying that the lab is a Karen haircut I hear that correctly because I don't wanna be going around looking like a Karen but I don't think that's the Karen haircut but I just wanna clarify whether or not you think that's a Karen so OK, all right. I've been railing for literally seven minutes about absolutely nothing OK bye
[2026-08-11 10:46:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo
[2026-08-11 10:46:00] Dave: No, the asymmetric bob is the Karen haircut
[2026-08-11 10:47:00] Dave: It was indeed 10 when you messaged me and yes, I’m on my 2nd monster.
[2026-08-11 10:48:00] Dave: Could probably use another one lol
[2026-08-11 12:32:00] Dave: Gross
[2026-08-11 12:32:00] Sam Willis: Why would someone show their pool like this?!?
[2026-08-11 12:32:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-11 12:32:00] Sam Willis: Idiots
[2026-08-11 12:33:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-08-11 12:33:00] Dave: But meh. It can be fixed. Wouldn’t turn me off from the house
[2026-08-11 12:34:00] Dave: I meant: yeah fuck them!
[2026-08-11 12:34:00] Dave: Idiots
[2026-08-11 12:35:00] Sam Willis: Thank you
[2026-08-11 12:44:00] Dave: Me eitherrrrr
[2026-08-11 12:44:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to work today
[2026-08-11 12:44:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to talk to any of these people
[2026-08-11 12:47:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to 1x1
[2026-08-11 12:48:00] Dave: With who?
[2026-08-11 12:48:00] Sam Willis: Ppl bore me
[2026-08-11 12:48:00] Sam Willis: I don’t care about what they have to say
[2026-08-11 12:48:00] Dave: Oh is that what you got?
[2026-08-11 12:48:00] Dave: Do I bore you
[2026-08-11 12:48:00] Sam Willis: Michael. But then I have several other calls too.
[2026-08-11 12:50:00] Dave: lol
[2026-08-11 12:50:00] Dave: Thank God! I think I’ll take a nap to celebrate
[2026-08-11 12:50:00] Dave: You?? Boring??
[2026-08-11 12:50:00] Sam Willis: Do I bore you
[2026-08-11 12:50:00] Dave: You?? Boring??
[2026-08-11 12:50:00] Sam Willis: No doofy
[2026-08-11 12:50:00] Dave: lol
[2026-08-11 12:51:00] Dave: But for real… I’m taking a nap 🤭
[2026-08-11 12:51:00] Dave: You’ve always got plenty of content to keep me entertained
[2026-08-11 12:51:00] Dave: You’ve always got plenty of content to keep me entertained
[2026-08-11 12:52:00] Dave: 😘😘
[2026-08-11 12:52:00] Sam Willis: Enjoy!
[2026-08-11 12:52:00] Dave: So tired
[2026-08-11 13:07:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to fucking snap at Anjana
[2026-08-11 13:07:00] Sam Willis: I want to lose it on her
[2026-08-11 13:08:00] Sam Willis: Stay. In. Your. Lane. Lady.
[2026-08-11 13:26:00] Dave: What’s her deal?
[2026-08-11 13:27:00] Dave: His deal?
[2026-08-11 13:27:00] Dave: Oh, you said “lady” 👍
[2026-08-11 15:00:00] Sam Willis: Sorry I’ll have to voice message you later once I’m done with all these calls
[2026-08-11 15:54:00] Dave: These are soooooo good
[2026-08-11 15:57:00] Sam Willis: Are they new?
[2026-08-11 15:57:00] Sam Willis: Never heard of them before but looks good!!
[2026-08-11 16:01:00] Dave: Nah they’ve been around.
[2026-08-11 16:02:00] Dave: They’re like the only thing that comes in a glass bottle anymore and they’re sooo good when it’s a billion degrees outside
[2026-08-11 16:04:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I don't even know what my last message you but I was so annoyed because and Johnna the one who parted the group under John Eisenberg, that was let go and then she got our back. She will not let this fucking thing go. It's a very long story it doesn't fucking matter, but she's basically wasting a fuck ton time talking about something that is not high enough risk and I swear to God the way John Eisenberg is like had trained his people date. They're so fucking black-and-white they focus on the dumbest shit and it's like dude I don't have time for this shit. Fuck change management who gives a fuck yes it is important but like pick your battles and this is not one of them and you're wasting my fucking precious time. Anyway I was just not very pleased so That was that and tomorrow I'm working from home, but I'm in nonstop meetings and I already know I'm gonna be pissy So I'm on my way home now. I have a meeting at 2:30 and then I can be free and I'm very excited.
[2026-08-11 16:04:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh Justin told Eric and Chanel said that he accepted another job not that it sounds like he was going to get that job but anyway he withdrew his interest I guess so did I tell you already put in my back full request? And yeah, no I think
[2026-08-11 16:04:00] Sam Willis: I got cut off but you got the gist lol
[2026-08-11 16:07:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: And that name always makes me giggle Yeah, that's classic Eisenberg too. He's such a fucking bullshitter. Yeah And yeah, good about Justin. I'm glad we didn't have to turn them down. That worked out good you can go be and all he wants.
[2026-08-11 16:23:00] Dave: Finally
[2026-08-11 16:23:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to this evening
[2026-08-11 16:23:00] Dave: NOTHING
[2026-08-11 16:24:00] Dave: Today’s the first day Greyson hasn’t had some activity to be taken to or picked up from in weeks
[2026-08-11 16:24:00] Sam Willis: Yasssssss
[2026-08-11 16:25:00] Dave: Might take a gummy. But idk since I have to ration them 😐
[2026-08-11 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Soooooo dramatic
[2026-08-11 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Oh shut up lol
[2026-08-11 16:25:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-08-11 16:26:00] Dave: What are you doing!
[2026-08-11 16:26:00] Sam Willis: Need to go to Costco and do house stuff
[2026-08-11 16:26:00] Sam Willis: Pool with the dogs. Sigh
[2026-08-11 16:26:00] Dave: Yeah I might try to go to the gym
[2026-08-11 16:27:00] Dave: But idk
[2026-08-11 16:28:00] Sam Willis: Do it!!!
[2026-08-11 16:31:00] Sam Willis: 💪💪
[2026-08-11 16:32:00] Sam Willis: You took a nap
[2026-08-11 16:32:00] Dave: Yeah but it wasn’t very good
[2026-08-11 16:32:00] Dave: 😴
[2026-08-11 16:33:00] Dave: Eh, no reason. I only feel asleep for like 15 mins
[2026-08-11 16:33:00] Sam Willis: Aww sorry babe. Why not
[2026-08-11 17:01:00] Sam Willis: Finally. I’m done talking to people today for work 👏👏👏
[2026-08-11 17:02:00] Dave: Fucking people, ugh
[2026-08-11 17:02:00] Dave: Yes!!
[2026-08-11 18:59:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t cry but I got sad
[2026-08-11 18:59:00] Sam Willis: I just finished the voicemails for Isabelle movie. So good!! 😭😭😭
[2026-08-11 18:59:00] Sam Willis: That’s a start 🤣🤣
[2026-08-11 19:00:00] Dave: What’s do you mean?
[2026-08-11 19:00:00] Dave: Ahhh
[2026-08-11 19:00:00] Sam Willis: To breaking my no crying spell I’ve been under for awhile
[2026-08-11 19:00:00] Dave: How long?
[2026-08-11 19:00:00] Dave: What’s do you mean?
[2026-08-11 19:01:00] Sam Willis: A year?
[2026-08-11 19:01:00] Sam Willis: I’m not sure
[2026-08-11 19:01:00] Sam Willis: NO
[2026-08-11 19:01:00] Sam Willis: I don’t even remember
[2026-08-11 19:01:00] Dave: Want me to make you cry?
[2026-08-11 19:02:00] Dave: I mean, it would be for your benefit
[2026-08-11 19:03:00] Dave: wtf… my custom emojis are gone
[2026-08-11 19:03:00] Dave: I don’t want to. But I would. For you 😘
[2026-08-11 19:03:00] Dave: Never mind
[2026-08-11 19:03:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-11 19:04:00] Sam Willis: I appreciate you but no making me cry!
[2026-08-11 19:04:00] Dave: I would never
[2026-08-11 19:09:00] Sam Willis: Now I’m watching an overview of the Lindsay Clancy case to get caught up. So so sad. So sick
[2026-08-11 19:09:00] Dave: I don’t think I know that one
[2026-08-11 19:10:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So Lindsey back in 2023 she is she was a nurse and she had like a five year-old or three year-old and an eight month year-old baby and she ended up strangling and killing them all with exercise bands or something like that she suffered from severe postpartum depression And then, after that, she slit her wrist and jumped out of a two-story window And I don't know it's all over my feet I didn't hear about it at the time but I've been hearing about it lately cause it's currently going through trial and like a lot of people are a lot of people there's a conspiracy theories that the husband actually did it but like if anything like it was just such a like there were already such Christ for help from her before And then like for it to get to this like she was suffering in some severe like postpartum psychosis anyway, it's just fucked up
[2026-08-11 19:13:00] Dave: What is your flight schedule for the leadership offsite?
[2026-08-11 19:14:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-11 19:19:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-08-11 19:19:00] Dave: Does it have anything to do with when you took your last sabbatical?
[2026-08-11 19:19:00] Dave: Do you get a sabbatical every 5 years from your start date?
[2026-08-11 19:19:00] Sam Willis: I do not believe so
[2026-08-11 19:29:00] Sam Willis: My heartttt 😭😭😭
[2026-08-11 19:38:00] Dave: And your boob 🤤
[2026-08-11 19:39:00] Dave: And want it in my face
[2026-08-11 19:39:00] Sam Willis: You can’t even see a boob! I’m so flat chested!
[2026-08-11 19:39:00] Sam Willis: Where is the nipple then lol
[2026-08-11 19:39:00] Dave: I 100% see it
[2026-08-11 19:40:00] Dave: Also…. Blehhhhhhh
[2026-08-11 19:51:00] Sam Willis: Good job baby!!
[2026-08-11 19:52:00] Dave: Hehehe, sorry, I meant “thanks”
[2026-08-11 19:52:00] Dave: Fuck you
[2026-08-11 19:56:00] Sam Willis: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
[2026-08-11 20:07:00] Dave: God how I hate planet fitness
[2026-08-11 20:13:00] Sam Willis: Full of people?
[2026-08-11 20:14:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-08-11 20:15:00] Dave: There wasn’t one single machine open when I got here.
[2026-08-11 20:17:00] Sam Willis: 🤮
[2026-08-11 20:18:00] Sam Willis: People 🤮
[2026-08-11 20:21:00] Dave: There’s a smaller 24 hr gym right across the street tucked into a shopping center. But I can never catch the owner there to sign up 🙄
[2026-08-11 20:21:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-08-11 20:23:00] Dave: It’s probably somebody like mama Joe lmao
[2026-08-11 20:24:00] Dave: I’m leaving at 5 on the dot bitches
[2026-08-11 20:41:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-11 20:41:00] Sam Willis: Omg lolol
[2026-08-11 20:42:00] Dave: That’s awesome
[2026-08-11 20:42:00] Dave: Who did that?!
[2026-08-11 20:42:00] Dave: Omg!!
[2026-08-11 20:43:00] Dave: Oh. I guess Rachel
[2026-08-11 20:55:00] Dave: Like a college acceptance letter
[2026-08-11 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Duh 🤪
[2026-08-11 20:55:00] Dave: Want me to open it for you??
[2026-08-11 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh! Inspection report is in! I’m scared to open it!!
[2026-08-11 20:56:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-11 20:58:00] Dave: Still reading… So far so good
[2026-08-11 20:59:00] Dave: Not so far 😊
[2026-08-11 20:59:00] Sam Willis: Foundation?!?
[2026-08-11 20:59:00] Dave: This is long af though lol
[2026-08-11 20:59:00] Sam Willis: I can’t look
[2026-08-11 20:59:00] Sam Willis: Anything critical??!
[2026-08-11 21:00:00] Dave: Water temp too hot lol
[2026-08-11 21:00:00] Sam Willis: That sounds good to me lol
[2026-08-11 21:00:00] Sam Willis: For showering lol
[2026-08-11 21:02:00] Dave: It’s all cosmetic
[2026-08-11 21:02:00] Dave: One thing though…
[2026-08-11 21:02:00] Sam Willis: I’ll take a look at it later. I’m working 😭😭😭😭
[2026-08-11 21:02:00] Sam Willis: Phew
[2026-08-11 21:02:00] Dave: Ok!
[2026-08-11 21:02:00] Sam Willis: Thank you
[2026-08-11 21:03:00] Sam Willis: 😡😡😡😡
[2026-08-11 21:03:00] Dave: There is a crack in the garage floor. I’m sure it’s fine! So don’t freak out when you see it
[2026-08-11 21:04:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-11 21:04:00] Dave: Totally not a big deal
[2026-08-11 21:04:00] Sam Willis: that doesn’t sound good at all
[2026-08-11 21:05:00] Dave: Thank YOU
[2026-08-11 21:05:00] Dave: I promise you it isn’t a big deal
[2026-08-11 21:05:00] Sam Willis: Thank you for reviewing
[2026-08-11 21:05:00] Dave: You know I love this kind of stuff
[2026-08-11 21:05:00] Sam Willis: Okkkk
[2026-08-11 21:06:00] Sam Willis: Or just waive it
[2026-08-11 21:06:00] Sam Willis: What repairs would you ask them to fix
[2026-08-11 21:06:00] Dave: That inspector is pretty thorough. Some of that stuff I wouldn’t have even mentioned
[2026-08-11 21:07:00] Sam Willis: The whole shebang???
[2026-08-11 21:07:00] Dave: A few things like that you might want fixed, but I wouldn’t bother.
[2026-08-11 21:07:00] Dave: I glossed over some of the interior things. Like where a door knob busted the drywall or something
[2026-08-11 21:07:00] Dave: I’d waive it
[2026-08-11 21:09:00] Dave: I mean… I guess it depends on how you look at it. Like, it’s all stuff they could probably get fixed in a weekend.
[2026-08-11 21:10:00] Sam Willis: Yet they won’t bc they are douches
[2026-08-11 21:10:00] Dave: Oh are they?
[2026-08-11 21:11:00] Dave: Eeeeee! I’m so excited for you!
[2026-08-11 21:11:00] Dave: Or is that just your internal dialog of them lol
[2026-08-11 21:12:00] Dave: I’m also excited to go to bed!
[2026-08-11 21:12:00] Sam Willis: It’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Hehehe
[2026-08-11 21:12:00] Dave: I love you too sweetness
[2026-08-11 21:12:00] Dave: Which I’m going to do now 🤪
[2026-08-11 21:12:00] Sam Willis: Thanks again for looking at it!
[2026-08-11 21:12:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams! Talk to you tomorrow
[2026-08-11 21:12:00] Sam Willis: It’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Hehehe
[2026-08-11 21:12:00] Sam Willis: Love you baby
[2026-08-11 21:13:00] Dave: Thanks again for asking me 🥰🥰
[2026-08-11 21:13:00] Sam Willis: ❤️❤️❤️
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DAY OVERVIEW A low-energy, tired morning turned into a mix of frustration and amusement as the day progressed. The most defining moment was the conversation about the house inspection report, which became a source of both anxiety and humor.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Mornings and Fatigue - Both Dave and Sam are tired after a late night, with Dave complaining about his traffic woes while Sam speaks of her restless sleep due to her dogs. - Emotional register: Tired, slightly frustrated, but with humorous undertones. - Notable quote: "Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you."
- Hindu Figures and Gifts
- Dave discusses giving away Hindu figures to Hindu individuals, mentioning a particular girl who was overjoyed and shared the news with her parents.
- Emotional register: Light-hearted, pleased.
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Notable quote: "They're always just like fucking over the moon."
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Work and Meetings
- Sam talks about her busy day with meetings, including an 8:30 one-on-one, and her plans to work from home the next day.
- Emotional register: Tired, slightly irritated.
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Notable quote: "I have so many meetings today. I just need to survive and get through it."
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House Inspection and Moving
- Sam's house inspection in Indianapolis, with details about the process and her plans to move.
- Emotional register: Anxious, hopeful.
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Notable quote: "So far signs are good."
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Pool and Gym
- Dave and Sam discuss the pool at the house and Dave's intention to go to the gym, which turns into a humorous conversation about Planet Fitness.
- Emotional register: Playful, slightly annoyed.
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Notable quote: "God how I hate planet fitness."
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Movie and Emotions
- Sam shares her sadness after watching a movie, mentioning how it broke her no-crying spell.
- Emotional register: Sad, reflective.
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Notable quote: "I didn't cry but I got sad."
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Lindsey Clancy Case
- Sam discusses the tragic case of Lindsey Clancy, a nurse who suffered from postpartum depression and killed her children.
- Emotional register: Sad, horrified.
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Notable quote: "It's just fucked up."
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Leadership Offsite and Sabbatical
- Dave asks about Sam's flight schedule for a leadership offsite and inquires about sabbatical policies.
- Emotional register: Curious, thoughtful.
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Notable quote: "Does it have anything to do with when you took your last sabbatical?"
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Interior Inspection and Repairs
- The conversation about the inspection report, including a crack in the garage floor and other minor issues.
- Emotional register: Anxious, relieved, humorous.
- Notable quote: "There is a crack in the garage floor. I’m sure it’s fine!"
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT No explicit sexual or physical content was mentioned in the conversation.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave and Sam shared a playful and supportive dynamic, especially when discussing their mutual fatigue and Sam's emotional response to the movie. - There was a sense of camaraderie in their shared frustration with work and meetings. - The conversation about the house inspection and moving plans showed Sam's vulnerability and Dave's support. - The overall mood was light-hearted and affectionate, with a touch of frustration towards the end.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you." — Dave, expressing mutual fatigue. - "They're always just like fucking over the moon." — Dave, describing the reaction of Hindu recipients. - "I have so many meetings today. I just need to survive and get through it." — Sam, discussing her busy workday. - "God how I hate planet fitness." — Dave, expressing his dislike for the gym. - "I didn't cry but I got sad." — Sam, sharing her emotional response to the movie. - "It's just fucked up." — Sam, reacting to the Lindsey Clancy case. - "There is a crack in the garage floor. I’m sure it’s fine!" — Dave, discussing the inspection report.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - The inspection report and potential house repairs. - Sam's move to Indianapolis and the associated changes. - The mutual desire for better sleep. - The playful dynamic of teasing and affectionate banter.
MOOD MAP Tired → Playful → Frustrated → Sad → Humorous → Affectionate → Anxious → Relieved
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Frustration.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
187
7.4 fewer; previous daily average 194.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
20
5.1 fewer; previous daily average 25.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 100 · 53% | 87 · 47% |
| Average reply time | 2m 45s (n=48) | 1m 35s (n=46) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 45s (n=48). 0% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 46s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 324 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 1m 35s (n=46). 57% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 40s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 327 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 40.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 60.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 15 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 6m 56s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 96.8%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 57% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 40s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 327 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 187 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (23), Humor (16), Frustration (11), Checking in (10), Appreciation (7)
- Sam Willis: Frustration (18), Humor (13), Status update (11), Vulnerability (9), Checking in (7)
Tension and positive follow-ups
13 of 24 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (54%).
11 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 46s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 24 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you. I slept great I like I could just go right to sleep. I got out late. Traffic was ass At 7:54 I'm like 45 minutes late at…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome. I’m running late. Perrrrr usual. Message you soon
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What in the fuck is this car doing? Hold on a minute there is this guy parked. But like he's parked on the side of the road, but like right up at the stop sign where you need to be to go right or left and he's l…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo
- Context · · Dave
No, the asymmetric bob is the Karen haircut
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement, Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Could probably use another one lol
- Context · · Dave
Gross
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Why would someone show their pool like this?!?
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Idiots
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why would someone show their pool like this?!?
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Idiots
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmph
- Context · · Dave
But meh. It can be fixed. Wouldn’t turn me off from the house
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
161 of 187 messages (86.1%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 84 / 100 | 84.0% |
| Sam Willis | 77 / 87 | 88.5% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.82 |
| Appreciation | 0.87 |
| Boundary setting | 0.66 |
| Checking in | 0.63 |
| Disagreement | 0.60 |
| Emotional support | 0.69 |
| Encouragement | 0.72 |
| Excitement | 0.75 |
| Flirting | 0.88 |
| Frustration | 0.70 |
| Humor | 0.69 |
| Passive aggression | 0.50 |
| Planning | 0.70 |
| Request | 0.66 |
| Sexting | 0.90 |
| Status update | 0.66 |
| Vulnerability | 0.63 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 13:17:51
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you. I slept great I like I could just go right to sleep. I got out late. Traffic was ass At 7:54 I'm like 45 minutes late at…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome. I’m running late. Perrrrr usual. Message you soon
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What in the fuck is this car doing? Hold on a minute there is this guy parked. But like he's parked on the side of the road, but like right up at the stop sign where you need to be to go right or left and he's l…
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you. I slept great I like I could just go right to sleep. I got out late. Traffic was ass At 7:54 I'm like 45 minutes late at…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome. I’m running late. Perrrrr usual. Message you soon
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What in the fuck is this car doing? Hold on a minute there is this guy parked. But like he's parked on the side of the road, but like right up at the stop sign where you need to be to go right or left and he's l…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do I bore you
- Context · · Dave
You?? Boring?? This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
No doofy
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Dave
But for real… I’m taking a nap 🤭
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you. I slept great I like I could just go right to sleep. I got out late. Traffic was ass At 7:54 I'm like 45 minutes late at…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome. I’m running late. Perrrrr usual. Message you soon
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What in the fuck is this car doing? Hold on a minute there is this guy parked. But like he's parked on the side of the road, but like right up at the stop sign where you need to be to go right or left and he's l…
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
I meant: yeah fuck them!
- Context · · Dave
Idiots
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Thank you
- Context · · Dave
Me eitherrrrr
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t want to work today
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Dave
But for real… I’m taking a nap 🤭
- Detected signal · · Dave
You’ve always got plenty of content to keep me entertained This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
You’ve always got plenty of content to keep me entertained
- Context · · Dave
😘😘
Boundary setting
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t want to work today
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t want to talk to any of these people
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I don’t want to 1x1
- Context · · Dave
With who?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ppl bore me
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m going to fucking snap at Anjana
- Context · · Sam Willis
I want to lose it on her
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Stay. In. Your. Lane. Lady.
- Context · · Dave
What’s her deal?
- Context · · Dave
His deal?
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
I appreciate you but no making me cry!
- Detected signal · · Dave
I would never
- Context · · Sam Willis
Now I’m watching an overview of the Lindsay Clancy case to get caught up. So so sad. So sick
- Context · · Dave
I don’t think I know that one
Checking in
Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you. I slept great I like I could just go right to sleep. I got out late. Traffic was ass At 7:54 I'm like 45 minutes late at…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome. I’m running late. Perrrrr usual. Message you soon
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What in the fuck is this car doing? Hold on a minute there is this guy parked. But like he's parked on the side of the road, but like right up at the stop sign where you need to be to go right or left and he's l…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Thank you
- Context · · Dave
Me eitherrrrr
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I don’t want to work today
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t want to talk to any of these people
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t want to 1x1
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t want to talk to any of these people
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t want to 1x1
- Detected signal · · Dave
With who?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ppl bore me
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t care about what they have to say
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Could probably use another one lol
- Context · · Dave
Gross
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Why would someone show their pool like this?!?
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Idiots
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
A year?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m not sure
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
NO
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t even remember
- Context · · Dave
Want me to make you cry?
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Still reading… So far so good
- Context · · Dave
Not so far 😊
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Foundation?!?
- Context · · Dave
This is long af though lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t look
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you. I slept great I like I could just go right to sleep. I got out late. Traffic was ass At 7:54 I'm like 45 minutes late at…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome. I’m running late. Perrrrr usual. Message you soon
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What in the fuck is this car doing? Hold on a minute there is this guy parked. But like he's parked on the side of the road, but like right up at the stop sign where you need to be to go right or left and he's l…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo
- Context · · Dave
No, the asymmetric bob is the Karen haircut
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
😴
- Context · · Dave
Eh, no reason. I only feel asleep for like 15 mins
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Aww sorry babe. Why not
- Context · · Sam Willis
Finally. I’m done talking to people today for work 👏👏👏
- Context · · Dave
Fucking people, ugh
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Aww sorry babe. Why not
- Context · · Sam Willis
Finally. I’m done talking to people today for work 👏👏👏
- Detected signal · · Dave
Fucking people, ugh
- Context · · Dave
Yes!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I didn’t cry but I got sad
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you. I slept great I like I could just go right to sleep. I got out late. Traffic was ass At 7:54 I'm like 45 minutes late at…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome. I’m running late. Perrrrr usual. Message you soon
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What in the fuck is this car doing? Hold on a minute there is this guy parked. But like he's parked on the side of the road, but like right up at the stop sign where you need to be to go right or left and he's l…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
You’ve always got plenty of content to keep me entertained
- Context · · Dave
😘😘
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Enjoy!
- Context · · Dave
So tired
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m going to fucking snap at Anjana
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I might try to go to the gym
- Context · · Dave
But idk
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Do it!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
💪💪
- Context · · Sam Willis
You took a nap
Excitement
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome. I’m running late. Perrrrr usual. Message you soon
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What in the fuck is this car doing? Hold on a minute there is this guy parked. But like he's parked on the side of the road, but like right up at the stop sign where you need to be to go right or left and he's l…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ooooo
- Context · · Dave
No, the asymmetric bob is the Karen haircut
- Context · · Dave
It was indeed 10 when you messaged me and yes, I’m on my 2nd monster.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
No doofy
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
But for real… I’m taking a nap 🤭
- Context · · Dave
You’ve always got plenty of content to keep me entertained This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
You’ve always got plenty of content to keep me entertained
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Oh, you said “lady” 👍
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sorry I’ll have to voice message you later once I’m done with all these calls
- Detected signal · · Dave
These are soooooo good
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are they new?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Never heard of them before but looks good!!
Flirting
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t even remember
- Context · · Dave
Want me to make you cry?
- Detected signal · · Dave
I mean, it would be for your benefit
- Context · · Dave
wtf… my custom emojis are gone
- Context · · Dave
I don’t want to. But I would. For you 😘
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
I do not believe so
- Context · · Sam Willis
My heartttt 😭😭😭
- Detected signal · · Dave
And your boob 🤤
- Context · · Dave
And want it in my face
- Context · · Sam Willis
You can’t even see a boob! I’m so flat chested!
Frustration
Showing 3 of 29 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you. I slept great I like I could just go right to sleep. I got out late. Traffic was ass At 7:54 I'm like 45 minutes late at…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome. I’m running late. Perrrrr usual. Message you soon
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What in the fuck is this car doing? Hold on a minute there is this guy parked. But like he's parked on the side of the road, but like right up at the stop sign where you need to be to go right or left and he's l…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo
- Context · · Dave
No, the asymmetric bob is the Karen haircut
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Could probably use another one lol
- Context · · Dave
Gross
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Why would someone show their pool like this?!?
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Idiots
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why would someone show their pool like this?!?
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Idiots
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmph
- Context · · Dave
But meh. It can be fixed. Wouldn’t turn me off from the house
Humor
Showing 3 of 29 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.72 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you. I slept great I like I could just go right to sleep. I got out late. Traffic was ass At 7:54 I'm like 45 minutes late at…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome. I’m running late. Perrrrr usual. Message you soon
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What in the fuck is this car doing? Hold on a minute there is this guy parked. But like he's parked on the side of the road, but like right up at the stop sign where you need to be to go right or left and he's l…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
No, the asymmetric bob is the Karen haircut
- Context · · Dave
It was indeed 10 when you messaged me and yes, I’m on my 2nd monster.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Could probably use another one lol
- Context · · Dave
Gross
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why would someone show their pool like this?!?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ppl bore me
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t care about what they have to say
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oh is that what you got?
- Context · · Dave
Do I bore you
- Context · · Sam Willis
Michael. But then I have several other calls too.
Planning
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Context · · Dave
What are you doing!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Need to go to Costco and do house stuff
- Context · · Sam Willis
Pool with the dogs. Sigh
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I might try to go to the gym
Request
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
I don’t think I know that one
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So Lindsey back in 2023 she is she was a nurse and she had like a five year-old or three year-old and an eight month year-old baby and she ended up strangling and killing them all with exercise bands or something like that s…
- Detected signal · · Dave
What is your flight schedule for the leadership offsite?
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes
- Context · · Dave
Does it have anything to do with when you took your last sabbatical?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Do you get a sabbatical every 5 years from your start date?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I do not believe so
- Context · · Sam Willis
My heartttt 😭😭😭
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Like a college acceptance letter
- Context · · Sam Willis
Duh 🤪
- Detected signal · · Dave
Want me to open it for you??
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahhh! Inspection report is in! I’m scared to open it!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Sexting
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
I do not believe so
- Context · · Sam Willis
My heartttt 😭😭😭
- Detected signal · · Dave
And your boob 🤤
- Context · · Dave
And want it in my face
- Context · · Sam Willis
You can’t even see a boob! I’m so flat chested!
Status update
Showing 3 of 34 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you. I slept great I like I could just go right to sleep. I got out late. Traffic was ass At 7:54 I'm like 45 minutes late at…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome. I’m running late. Perrrrr usual. Message you soon
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What in the fuck is this car doing? Hold on a minute there is this guy parked. But like he's parked on the side of the road, but like right up at the stop sign where you need to be to go right or left and he's l…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What in the fuck is this car doing? Hold on a minute there is this guy parked. But like he's parked on the side of the road, but like right up at the stop sign where you need to be to go right or left and he's l…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo
- Detected signal · · Dave
No, the asymmetric bob is the Karen haircut
- Context · · Dave
It was indeed 10 when you messaged me and yes, I’m on my 2nd monster.
- Context · · Dave
Could probably use another one lol
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo
- Context · · Dave
No, the asymmetric bob is the Karen haircut
- Detected signal · · Dave
It was indeed 10 when you messaged me and yes, I’m on my 2nd monster.
- Context · · Dave
Could probably use another one lol
- Context · · Dave
Gross
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Is not a good morning I'm so tired. Oh my God I feel like you. I slept great I like I could just go right to sleep. I got out late. Traffic was ass At 7:54 I'm like 45 minutes late at…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning handsome. I’m running late. Perrrrr usual. Message you soon
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What in the fuck is this car doing? Hold on a minute there is this guy parked. But like he's parked on the side of the road, but like right up at the stop sign where you need to be to go right or left and he's l…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ooooo
- Context · · Dave
No, the asymmetric bob is the Karen haircut
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525
- Context · · Dave
lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Thank God! I think I’ll take a nap to celebrate
- Detected signal · · Dave
You?? Boring??
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do I bore you
- Context · · Dave
You?? Boring?? This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
What are you doing!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Need to go to Costco and do house stuff
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Pool with the dogs. Sigh
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I might try to go to the gym
- Context · · Dave
But idk