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[2026-04-30 06:46:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Don't talk about dick don't talk about dick don't talk about dick Good morning sunshine So we're talking about dick size just kidding hopefully you heard my preamble and that was funny so anyway Good morning I hope you slept well after your eight hours of True crime I hope you got a good eight hours of sleep So so glad that you actually took a sick day and just chilled out. That's really good for you and you do that every now and then. So good for you I'm happy that you decided to do that I had something else that wasn't dick size You never I don't think you ever like actually told me told you any detail about your interview yesterday which is weird like how did that? I wasn't like like wouldn't they wanna know? Was it how many people was it you know? I know you did tell me that you like whatever those personality questions are just touch your ass to remember that Did you feel good? You feel confident What do you think like if they make you an offer like 10 of the next next stage oh you did say that they were with remote work too, so that's actually something to it is something to think about Is it worth taking that peacock to be able to work remotely? Perhaps there is a reason people are taking big cuts But that's less of That is less of a peacock more of a life You know For Convenience I think I mean, like same level or higher job but less money I guess so I'm still under the impression that you should always get a 10% Increase and pay when you move at least right So There's that but like again It might be worse Come on It might be worth working remotely if you've have to take a little bit less or if they could even get you up to 200 And still work it could be pretty compelling you know I don't know I guess so I have to see Of course, Stephen short list That's taken care of Maybe you should just call yourself I'm just Heading to work like a regular day I thank God it's the last day Is going on Sex toy actors, and listen to audiobooks So so The Torrance sites I was telling you about In the world of Piracy and software or file sharing, I guess You're probably heard He's probably heard of the pirate Bay like that was over the last out of two decades people have been talking about it and that was one of the first big like Public open file sharing or bit torrent trackers Billions of people used it or something lots of files. It's gotten shut down like can pop back up a couple times over the years. Within that ecosystem, there is varying debris of torn trackers There's public ones that you can pay to get into And then there's the private trackers to invite only and you have to like build a standing in the community and like we kind of work your way up So they're like there's three there's 22 main main ones BTNor broadcast.net and DTPPTP is for pass the popcorn and stands for Charmin they are they do movies at DTP and BTN is all TV shows and what makes it like exclusive. Is that one? It's hard to get. Because they have like rules system that only Certain members can earn given invites, and you are kind of responsible for the people that you invite And members have to like stay active and communicator be active in the community share files whatever And it's really like strictly monitored right like there's Or there's rules enforced about how things are posted and uploaded so It's like the highest quality of of content I like it Says you know like so if I want to look up like an episode of breaking bad on a public tracker, there might be 100 you know season one episode ones that are all different file types and sizes and qualities. Some of them are probably same just different. You know, words or different like titles and shit different groups and captured different ways under different standards blah blah blah but BTN there's only One like one entry for just the top few types of formats like 4K you know 1080 P 720 whatever and they have to meet like the highest standards like from a high-quality group You're getting another 8+ inches today OK, sorry I had to throw it in there somewhere Anyway, that's the whole tracker thing so there's one for you or audiobooks that's called my anonymous. That's also invite only that that's the main one that active. Get out of the hole TV movie scene Became became It's not really That's appealing it's necessary And then of course, music trackers actually yeah that was the big thing back in the day was Napster is really set off the whole Media sharing Kind of floodgates I'm sure you've heard a nap And then that used the protocol, but it got shut down because of all the stuff all things and then tracker sites popped up, and the rest has been answered Anyway, you get another almost 10 inches today Ariel Stretch it out here I love you, sweetheart. I hope you had a great night sleep and I hope you have a great day. I hope you're not too bored to listen to this stupid message. Size references all throughout How are you feeling? I hope you're doing good and I can't wait to hear her beautiful voice. You're a beautiful lady
[2026-04-30 08:13:00] Sam Willis: lolol love your preamble 😂
[2026-04-30 08:14:00] Sam Willis: I’m so proud of you for talking about something other than dick size 😝
[2026-04-30 08:14:00] Dave: Thanks baby! Your so supportive
[2026-04-30 08:15:00] Sam Willis: Interview yesterday was just with HR. So there’s probably 2-3 more interviews to go 🙄 I’ll message more about it in a bit
[2026-04-30 08:15:00] Dave: Ahh ok
[2026-04-30 08:17:00] Sam Willis: Sex toy adapters and audio books - that’s your life 😂😂
[2026-04-30 08:18:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-04-30 08:18:00] Dave: Pretty much
[2026-04-30 08:18:00] Sam Willis: And ME, of course
[2026-04-30 08:19:00] Dave: That goes without saying lol
[2026-04-30 08:19:00] Dave: YOUre baseline
[2026-04-30 08:22:00] Sam Willis: Yes I’ve heard of Napster
[2026-04-30 08:23:00] Sam Willis: That was like rightttt before my time. Ish. Morpheus was the one I used, I think??
[2026-04-30 08:23:00] Dave: Yeah that sounds right
[2026-04-30 08:23:00] Sam Willis: God. Shit was soooooooo slow!
[2026-04-30 08:24:00] Sam Willis: Hopping in the shower. Message you back in a bit
[2026-04-30 08:26:00] Sam Willis: Have I mentioned before how much I hate mornings? Godddddd
[2026-04-30 08:46:00] Dave: I remember when I got a cable modem. Probably around 1996. It was pretty new tech in general but major cities had had it for a while. Our cable company was gearing up to launch it - it was implemented - but not fully tested or enabled for retail use yet. So one night me and my buddy saw a commercial for the service on tv for the first time. We were both super excited because we’d been waiting for the technology to get to us for a long time already. So we called the number right then to get it installed. Come to find out it wasn’t even available in the system but we convinced the person to schedule us for a generic install appointment regardless. A week or two later a contractor for the cable company showed up. I told him the whole story and he was like “oh yeah, I heard that commercial and they got a few calls, but just explained it and didn’t actually schedule anyone”… So after talking to the guy for a while he was like - fuck it 🤷‍♂️, ain’t my company - and installed the cable modem lol. He picked up my buddies appointment next and went and did his too. So we were the first two people in our whole area on the network… and it was glorious. That was the first really big dick… I mean… technological jump we had experienced in our young lives. They didn’t start actively offering it for another 6 months or so, and we didn’t get charged for like 10 months iirc because we had slipped through the cracks. It was pretty wild in retrospect (and at the time for that matter) because we were totally operating in this weird grey-zone that would never happen today. There were some problems with it - being so new - so whenever I’d call for support nobody knew what I was talking about so they’d connect me to the contractors handling the whole thing . And again, those guys didn’t gaf so they’d dig around in the backend to optimize it for me, or troubleshoot or whatever.
[2026-04-30 08:46:00] Dave: Wow, that turned into way more than I thought lol
[2026-04-30 08:48:00] Dave: That was all to say: I have this vivid memory of downloading my first song on Napster after getting the cable modem. I had been using it on dialup so that was like, the standard. I about lost it when I saw a whole mp3 progress bar zip across the screen in like 30 seconds 🤯
[2026-04-30 08:50:00] Dave: Like, I STILL remember that day, and the feeling.
[2026-04-30 09:03:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I don't think I told you lately that you are adorable and so cute So I bet that was Hold on I have made all mixed up. I feel like we talked about before whether or not eat both of us were like the type of person that would just. You know explore the newest technology first or sit back and wait until others have already like you know bought it and saw how it was like. I think we were talking about the GoPro one day or something and I think you said that you're the type that typically waits a little while, but I don't. Feel like that can't be true it may be depends on what it is, but I feel like with new technology. You're probably like one of the first people and like this is case in point I wouldn't have had a clue. But the fact that you didn't get charged for like 10 months is awesome so the first like big technology thing that I remember will obviously getting rid of dial of Internet that was a game changer. Also getting rid of the landline was a game changer or just having my own cell phone I guess I should say. And then I remember so the girl that used to like watch me and my brother whenever my parents are working her name is Jody and she would always be downstairs on the computer. This is back when dial up was still saying I was her stuff and she was always on these chat words and it was called Merc MIRC. And like I always wanted to be on these chats and they were not good oh my God like I was in some inappropriate shit. They were definitely like you know you're talking to people that you go to school with but then there were like some where it was like. Talking to absolute fucking creepers on the other side and you're pretending that you're not like a fucking 13 year-old girl like it was yeah but I just thought that was like the coolest thing ever and I was the coolest person ever and I just really wanted to be you know Able to experience that so yeah and then I don't know if I just like totally skipped the AOL Seen because the next thing I remember after Merc was in messenger and then that's why I became like a total Freak freak, innocence of like that's what I would talk to the guys at school that I liked and then they know if they broke up with me or you know they broke up with me over a message in messenger and then like I changed my status and I'm like oh fucking devastated oh my God it's so cringe to even fucking talk about So like in messenger days, I feel like we're junior high high school for me mostly high school like tail into junior high so Merck I must've been like a fucking six and seventh grade and then I didn't get Facebook. Oh well I'm just gonna my space OK my space I definitely had whenever I was probably definitely in college. I don't know if I got it before I graduated high school so then that was my space and then I didn't get Facebook until later Maybe like cause you're on Facebook you be limited like just people in college and you have to have like a college fucking email address such a wild times man I am serious wow but anyway Oh God, I don't even know I need to get ready for my meeting. That's in 10 fucking minutes. Oh God and I just realize people like move my one on ones from yesterday to today. I have one too not 12345678 meetings today. I really Hate my life sometimes That's not true, but I didn't want to say do you think that like most other people are like hating work and just kind of struggling through it and like we're all in this boat together or do you think that? Like we're the only ones that hated
[2026-04-30 09:04:00] Dave: Awwwe, thanks baby 😘
[2026-04-30 09:08:00] Dave: Depends on what it is. The cable modem thing was different - like that was huge. I wanted that asap. If it’s a new phone or new camera… yeah I wait. Unless it’s already established. Like a new iPhone for example. Oh! A perfect example of one I’ll wait for is the rumored folding iPhone. It will almost certainly have some flaws that won’t get worked out until the second or third version.
[2026-04-30 09:08:00] Dave: And yeah, IRC is still a popular chat protocol
[2026-04-30 09:09:00] Dave: Lmao.. I can totally see you changing your status and shit
[2026-04-30 09:10:00] Sam Willis: Oh god, even my old Facebook statuses. SO CRINGE
[2026-04-30 09:10:00] Dave: I was in the af when MySpace came out. I had an account but I wasn’t into the whole sharing what I’m doing thing
[2026-04-30 09:13:00] Dave: Oh no, I’m pretty sure most people are struggling through it. Especially now. The way things are with the economy, and all the changes from Covid - going from remote work back to the office… etc. I feel like the vibe changed for everyone around 2020 and things have stayed kind of… hectic, for a variety of reasons.
[2026-04-30 09:14:00] Dave: Isn’t equity awards today?
[2026-04-30 09:31:00] Sam Willis: Is it?? Let me see
[2026-04-30 09:32:00] Sam Willis: I think you’re right. So it’ll show up in our accounts tomorrow?
[2026-04-30 09:32:00] Sam Willis: I also think quarterly bonus maybe gets paid tomorrow
[2026-04-30 09:32:00] Dave: Idk. I can never remember.
[2026-04-30 09:33:00] Sam Willis: Oh I sure was 😂 had music on my page. Had my top 8. All the things!!
[2026-04-30 09:33:00] Sam Willis: Oh I sure was 😂 had music on my page. Had my top 8. All the things!!
[2026-04-30 10:06:00] Sam Willis: I have such a headache already 😭
[2026-04-30 10:15:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Yeah, I'm already over today. I'm in meetings like. Lady, I have a conflict I'm about to lose my shit Sorry, I just saw that somebody scheduled a call I'm so confused anyway OK I did not get on here to ramble. I was gonna tell you about the interview so Yeah, I just know it wasn't like My head was hurting, and I wasn't like totally feeling it yesterday And again, I think it's because of like I just am not sure I even wanna do the job but The stupid so she asked me about like why I'm interested in Midland why you know my background I'm gonna walk me through your background drop history talked about you know how many people Typically report to me like team size How have I dealt with you know trying to influence stakeholders to take an idea that I have you know or dealt with difficult people you know like all the standard bullshit questions So anyway, it was fine, but so next steps would be a panel interview with basically who would be my peers and I'll probably be three of them like enterprise with management the system so the compliance/FCRM guy and I think that's it That would be that, and then the next step would be an in person interview in Effingham when I'm there, which like I need to know about if I need to pack some clothes, but anyway I don't know man blah I'm feeling very blah today Yeah, she was nice enough. I mean she seemed kind of very like typical recruiter HRE blah can I tell you also that the bank lost $125 million last year so their bonus is like totally shit they fired the CFO I know I told you the firing of the CFO thing but like everything else. Yeah, so like I don't know ma'am, but it's like a 6 1/2 billion dollars an asset bank I mean compared to the trillions that Schwab has but Yeah
[2026-04-30 11:07:00] Dave: Yeeehhh, idk about that company lol
[2026-04-30 11:07:00] Dave: That’s a big ass loss
[2026-04-30 11:29:00] Sam Willis: OK don’t you even lol
[2026-04-30 11:29:00] Sam Willis: OK don’t you even lol
[2026-04-30 11:30:00] Sam Willis: But yes…yes I have
[2026-04-30 11:30:00] Sam Willis: But yes…yes I have
[2026-04-30 11:58:00] Sam Willis: Very annoyed
[2026-04-30 11:58:00] Sam Willis: Emily (kids mom) just texted Christian to say essentially kai is having a hard time about our breakup and that he and I are acting too nonchalant about it
[2026-04-30 12:01:00] Sam Willis: Like, I’m sorry we aren’t breaking down and/or fighting in front of the kids.
[2026-04-30 12:01:00] Dave: Right?’
[2026-04-30 12:01:00] Sam Willis: I get though that ok, we (I) need to do a better job of validating her feelings
[2026-04-30 12:01:00] Dave: You’re setting a great example actually
[2026-04-30 12:01:00] Sam Willis: I think that was maybe what Emily was trying to say but is too dumb to articulate that
[2026-04-30 12:02:00] Dave: Nooo. Christian needs to do a better job of validating her feelings.
[2026-04-30 12:02:00] Sam Willis: Well I’m part of it too. Like I’m also an adult in the house
[2026-04-30 12:03:00] Dave: Granted, idk exactly what yours and her interactions have been like but I can’t imaging you’ve disregarded her feelings… you can’t even read about someone’s feeling being hurt without feeling it yourself lol.
[2026-04-30 12:04:00] Sam Willis: True. But I haven’t outright asked “do you want to talk about it”?
[2026-04-30 12:04:00] Dave: Ok, fair. I guess.
[2026-04-30 12:05:00] Dave: But it’s a disruptive event, which is always going to be traumatic to a preteen girl.
[2026-04-30 12:06:00] Sam Willis: Also though. TBH. Not my “job”. I’m pretty sure none of Emily’s exes have talked to the kids about it to validate their feelings 🙄
[2026-04-30 12:06:00] Dave: I y’all are setting a great example of what a breakup should look like
[2026-04-30 12:06:00] Sam Willis: I appreciate you
[2026-04-30 12:07:00] Dave: No fighting. You’re still cordial. And the message has been: eh 🤷‍♂️, it didn’t work out, so we moved on
[2026-04-30 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Christian basically responded that he will talk to them both. And that he doesn’t want to dump his feelings on the kids bc that’s not for them to have to handle. And she said “you don’t have to dump your feelings. But just don’t pretend that you have none.” 🙄
[2026-04-30 12:07:00] Dave: That’s sooooo much better than why MOST kinds see from a breakup
[2026-04-30 12:08:00] Sam Willis: If Christian EVER commented about any of her breakups, holy fuck she would lose it
[2026-04-30 12:09:00] Sam Willis: And he has ALWAYS told the kids that just bc some relationships end, it doesn’t mean they weren’t worthwhile. Like that’s always been a belief of his and something he’s preached to them about their men future relationships
[2026-04-30 12:09:00] Sam Willis: And he has ALWAYS told the kids that just bc some relationships end, it doesn’t mean they weren’t worthwhile. Like that’s always been a belief of his and something he’s preached to them about their men future relationships
[2026-04-30 12:11:00] Dave: I think he has bigger connection/communication/trust issues with the kids than he would be able to solve here. -And would need to resolve them to address this in a manner that effectively addresses her concerns.
[2026-04-30 12:11:00] Dave: I think he has bigger connection/communication/trust issues with the kids than he would be able to solve here. -And would need to resolve them to address this in a manner that effectively addresses her concerns.
[2026-04-30 12:11:00] Dave: Sounds like ex is blowing it out of proportion maybe too
[2026-04-30 12:11:00] Sam Willis: I want to be done with all of this lol
[2026-04-30 12:16:00] Sam Willis: “Mom there’s a guy outside and I can’t get out there, so I’m just going to sit here and stare and whine at you”
[2026-04-30 12:17:00] Dave: He just wants to go say hi!!
[2026-04-30 12:17:00] Dave: AND EAT HIS FACE
[2026-04-30 12:28:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going?
[2026-04-30 12:38:00] Dave: Me and my sister
[2026-04-30 12:47:00] Sam Willis: Awwwww!! 🥰🥰
[2026-04-30 12:47:00] Sam Willis: Your hair! Your little shoes!
[2026-04-30 13:02:00] Sam Willis: Time to listen to corporate update bullshit
[2026-04-30 13:03:00] Dave: PASS
[2026-04-30 13:06:00] Sam Willis: I love the pigeonhole questions
[2026-04-30 13:25:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-04-30 13:25:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-30 13:25:00] Dave: Have there been any real questions?
[2026-04-30 13:25:00] Sam Willis: I dunno. I’m just annoyed today and needed to sigh lol
[2026-04-30 13:25:00] Dave: Or is it all just pandering bullshit?
[2026-04-30 13:26:00] Sam Willis: I dunno. I’m half listening. We aren’t to questions yet
[2026-04-30 13:28:00] Sam Willis: Awww you’re sweet. I wish but I’m on calls after this 🙄
[2026-04-30 13:28:00] Sam Willis: You never told me how your day is going
[2026-04-30 13:29:00] Dave: Oh lol.. Sorry. It’s fine. It’s overcast and a little rainy - so I kinda want to take a nap
[2026-04-30 13:32:00] Sam Willis: You should do that ❤️
[2026-04-30 13:32:00] Dave: Eh.. meetings
[2026-04-30 13:32:00] Sam Willis: Blahhhh
[2026-04-30 13:32:00] Dave: Eating chicken and rice though!
[2026-04-30 13:33:00] Sam Willis: Good for you!!
[2026-04-30 13:40:00] Sam Willis: I listen to these Corp Updates, and it makes me feel even more disengaged
[2026-04-30 13:43:00] Dave: Of for sur3
[2026-04-30 13:43:00] Dave: I don’t usually listen to them
[2026-04-30 13:44:00] Dave: All I can think about is the millions of dollars these motherfuckers are making, while I can’t get a decent… anything lol.
[2026-04-30 13:44:00] Sam Willis: And how out of touch they are
[2026-04-30 13:44:00] Dave: Yep
[2026-04-30 13:44:00] Sam Willis: There’s a whole section on Focus on Our People, and do you know what they’re talking about??
[2026-04-30 13:45:00] Sam Willis: Volunteer Week National Investing Day Financial Literacy
[2026-04-30 13:45:00] Sam Willis: Like nothing actually about us employees basically
[2026-04-30 13:45:00] Sam Willis: But “we should feel pride”
[2026-04-30 13:45:00] Dave: It’s laughable
[2026-04-30 13:46:00] Dave: I can’t wait to see the results from this last survey
[2026-04-30 13:46:00] Dave: After all the firings… again
[2026-04-30 13:46:00] Sam Willis: This reminds me that I need to sell off more of my Schwab stock
[2026-04-30 13:48:00] Dave: We want it to be a great experience when people come back… So we just fired a bunch of people
[2026-04-30 13:48:00] Sam Willis: Someone’s asking about increasing our benefits
[2026-04-30 13:48:00] Sam Willis: “We are competitive”
[2026-04-30 13:49:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-04-30 13:49:00] Dave: Ok fuckface… where’s the salary and bonus then?!
[2026-04-30 13:50:00] Sam Willis: I’ll voice message real quick when this is done
[2026-04-30 13:50:00] Sam Willis: God he’s such a politician
[2026-04-30 13:51:00] Sam Willis: Non answers
[2026-04-30 13:55:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-30 13:56:00] Dave: 🤦‍♂️
[2026-04-30 13:57:00] Dave: Props to Brain for calling it out though
[2026-04-30 13:57:00] Sam Willis: He is definitely the squeaky wheel. Which I both hate and love lol
[2026-04-30 13:57:00] Sam Willis: Corporate. Pukes.
[2026-04-30 13:57:00] Sam Willis: He is definitely the squeaky wheel. Which I both hate and love lol
[2026-04-30 14:01:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Rick ends the call with please reach out anytime yeah Rick, where are we gonna reach out I mean Anyway So do you recall how you probably didn't take me to chem survey but like at the end of last year probably in like October or something HR sent out quite a lengthy survey about benefits and like would you rather have five more days of PTO or like an extra percentage match of 401(k) and it was like A lot of questions like that like would you rather this or would you rather that and somebody asked basically since we're doing so fucking great like have you looked at our benefits and like what about getting a little bit more of employ match and he responded and he said well, according to the benefits survey that we did that's not what you guys wanted. You guys are more focused on salary and bonus. And didn't really answer the question cause none of us people leaders I'd probably the fucking MDs have seen it but none of us like at the Director level have seen any results of this HR benefit survey or heard it fucking anything about it and so then it's like OK well, if that's what the results were then what the fuck are you doing about those? It's just mad name oh my God and I honestly couldn't even tell you the rest of his responses because I don't think any of them were even responses. I don't even know what the fuck he said just so fucking annoying.
[2026-04-30 14:03:00] Dave: That was this
[2026-04-30 14:03:00] Dave: Yes! I remember the would you rather
[2026-04-30 14:03:00] Dave: That was this
[2026-04-30 14:05:00] Dave: 100%. It’s all just bullshit. They can use that survey no matter what happens. We don’t know what the results were lol. He probably would have said the exact same thing if it was the opposite question
[2026-04-30 14:44:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-30 14:46:00] Dave: That’s obviously Stephen’s account 😂 🤭
[2026-04-30 14:46:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-04-30 14:47:00] Sam Willis: I’m done with meetings today atleast
[2026-04-30 14:48:00] Dave: Me too! And now I’m going to grab that nap 🤭.
[2026-04-30 14:48:00] Dave: What are you doing?
[2026-04-30 14:48:00] Sam Willis: Hating life 😂
[2026-04-30 14:49:00] Sam Willis: Going to take a break from the computer and make me a salad and vacuum the kitchen floors 😂
[2026-04-30 14:50:00] Dave: Are you ok baby?
[2026-04-30 14:51:00] Sam Willis: I’m just blah. I think Emily’s text this morning set me off.
[2026-04-30 14:51:00] Sam Willis: I just want my own space.
[2026-04-30 14:51:00] Dave: When do the kids come?
[2026-04-30 14:51:00] Sam Willis: Sunday
[2026-04-30 14:51:00] Dave: Oh ok
[2026-04-30 14:51:00] Sam Willis: Christian is going out again with Elijah though this weekend 🙌
[2026-04-30 14:51:00] Sam Willis: Sunday
[2026-04-30 14:51:00] Dave: Oh ok
[2026-04-30 14:51:00] Sam Willis: Go take your nap!
[2026-04-30 14:52:00] Dave: I was gonna say: just talk to her, because I thought they came tonight. But that’s still a whole
[2026-04-30 14:52:00] Dave: Is that good old friend/ lover or whatever?
[2026-04-30 14:52:00] Dave: I was gonna say: just talk to her, because I thought they came tonight. But that’s still a whole
[2026-04-30 14:52:00] Sam Willis: I get to cuddle puppies though tonight so that’ll be nice
[2026-04-30 14:52:00] Dave: Is that good old friend/ lover or whatever?
[2026-04-30 14:53:00] Dave: What?! You haven’t told me anything about puppies!!
[2026-04-30 14:57:00] Sam Willis: Yes, after the kettlebell workout. Bc it’s at the rescue 🙌❤️
[2026-04-30 14:57:00] Sam Willis: Yes, after the kettlebell workout. Bc it’s at the rescue 🙌❤️
[2026-04-30 14:58:00] Dave: If you want to talk, I’m here
[2026-04-30 14:58:00] Dave: If you want to talk, I’m here
[2026-04-30 15:00:00] Sam Willis: I know. 🥰 thank you baby
[2026-04-30 15:00:00] Dave: I’m sorry you’re feeling down 😘
[2026-04-30 15:01:00] Dave: But at least… puppies 😋
[2026-04-30 15:01:00] Dave: And probably cheesecake
[2026-04-30 15:01:00] Sam Willis: Haha I’m trying to be good!
[2026-04-30 15:02:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-04-30 15:02:00] Dave: 🤤🤤🤤
[2026-04-30 15:03:00] Dave: K
[2026-04-30 15:03:00] Dave: NAP
[2026-04-30 15:03:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-04-30 15:50:00] Dave: K I’m back
[2026-04-30 15:53:00] Sam Willis: Welcome back baby. How was the nap?
[2026-04-30 15:54:00] Dave: It was pretty good
[2026-04-30 15:54:00] Dave: How was the salad?
[2026-04-30 15:55:00] Sam Willis: Delishhhh
[2026-04-30 15:59:00] Sam Willis: OK tell me SOMETHING about your day. It’s just been me whining allll day
[2026-04-30 15:59:00] Sam Willis: Oh you know what I’m gonna do? I’m going to look up that insider incident of the idiot using copilot to make stickers for his side hustle. That’ll make me happy.
[2026-04-30 15:59:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-04-30 16:01:00] Dave: I think I might get chic-fil-a for dinner
[2026-04-30 16:01:00] Dave: That’s something
[2026-04-30 16:01:00] Dave: Otherwise my day has been pretty unremarkable
[2026-04-30 16:01:00] Dave: I was having fun fucking with a spreadsheet for a little while earlier before I left the office
[2026-04-30 16:02:00] Sam Willis: Omg he’s also playing a poker game with copilot LOLOL ok that’s funny
[2026-04-30 16:02:00] Sam Willis: Oooo yummmm
[2026-04-30 16:02:00] Sam Willis: What do you get from there?
[2026-04-30 16:02:00] Sam Willis: What were you doing with said spreadsheet? Lol
[2026-04-30 16:02:00] Sam Willis: Omg he’s also playing a poker game with copilot LOLOL ok that’s funny
[2026-04-30 16:02:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-04-30 16:02:00] Sam Willis: Oooo yummmm
[2026-04-30 16:02:00] Sam Willis: What do you get from there?
[2026-04-30 16:02:00] Dave: Has anyone said anything to this guy?
[2026-04-30 16:02:00] Dave: Usually chicken nuggets
[2026-04-30 16:02:00] Sam Willis: What were you doing with said spreadsheet? Lol
[2026-04-30 16:02:00] Dave: Sometimes the sandwich
[2026-04-30 16:03:00] Sam Willis: They were going to on Tuesday. They reach out to manager first.
[2026-04-30 16:03:00] Sam Willis: They were going to on Tuesday. They reach out to manager first.
[2026-04-30 16:03:00] Dave: I used copilot to write a formula for it to tell the percentage of recovery plans that are completed for each KBT
[2026-04-30 16:04:00] Dave: What does he do?
[2026-04-30 16:04:00] Dave: Like, what kind of job
[2026-04-30 16:07:00] Dave: Ugh. I forgot I told Greyson I’d take him to church for confession at 4:30
[2026-04-30 16:07:00] Dave: Also 🙄
[2026-04-30 16:09:00] Sam Willis: OK that’s actually really sweet. Like therapy! Ish.
[2026-04-30 16:10:00] Sam Willis: He’s just a young staff dummy like in the retail space.
[2026-04-30 16:10:00] Sam Willis: He’s just a young staff dummy like in the retail space.
[2026-04-30 16:11:00] Dave: No the therapy comes later to fix the damage priest making him feel guilty for whatever he tells sky daddy 🙄
[2026-04-30 16:11:00] Dave: No the therapy comes later to fix the damage priest making him feel guilty for whatever he tells sky daddy 🙄
[2026-04-30 16:11:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-04-30 16:11:00] Sam Willis: Ok I was TRYING to be positive
[2026-04-30 16:11:00] Dave: Well… quit it
[2026-04-30 16:11:00] Sam Willis: But…you’re right
[2026-04-30 16:11:00] Sam Willis: Ok ok
[2026-04-30 16:12:00] Dave: 😜
[2026-04-30 16:12:00] Sam Willis: I’m already miss negative Nancy!! Shit
[2026-04-30 16:12:00] Dave: It’s a good thing you’re sexy!
[2026-04-30 16:34:00] Sam Willis: The bank just called!
[2026-04-30 16:34:00] Sam Willis: They want to move me to the next interview 🫠🫠
[2026-04-30 16:35:00] Dave: Ofc they do 😋
[2026-04-30 16:38:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-30 16:58:00] Sam Willis: OK so 2 different panel interviews scheduled. One on 5/11 and the other on 5/15. So I have some time!!
[2026-04-30 16:59:00] Dave: Who are the audiences?
[2026-04-30 17:00:00] Dave: Or interviewers
[2026-04-30 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Bc ppl suck 😭🙄 lol
[2026-04-30 17:00:00] Sam Willis: First one is more cross functional. Second one is with my peers.
[2026-04-30 17:00:00] Sam Willis: I don’t know exact names yet but she’s sending the invite over soonish
[2026-04-30 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Bc ppl suck 😭🙄 lol
[2026-04-30 17:01:00] Dave: So if they offered you 195 would you do it?
[2026-04-30 17:01:00] Sam Willis: Likely
[2026-04-30 17:02:00] Sam Willis: Probs 💯 if I can’t transfer with Schwab
[2026-04-30 17:02:00] Dave: You don’t think you might want to see what else is out there?
[2026-04-30 17:03:00] Sam Willis: I’ve been applying! Nothing
[2026-04-30 17:03:00] Dave: True
[2026-04-30 17:03:00] Sam Willis: The only reason why I’ve gotten this is bc my dad golfs with the ceo 🙄
[2026-04-30 17:03:00] Sam Willis: I mean. I’m grateful lol
[2026-04-30 17:04:00] Sam Willis: But like truly. You can’t get an in otherwise!
[2026-04-30 17:04:00] Dave: Networking 😊
[2026-04-30 17:04:00] Dave: Yeah, it’s tough out there. I’ve been watching some yt videos about it lately.
[2026-04-30 17:05:00] Sam Willis: What are they saying??
[2026-04-30 17:05:00] Dave: I guess that’s one good thing about being the lowest paid employee in TRM… I don’t have to worry about getting downsized lol
[2026-04-30 17:05:00] Sam Willis: What are they saying??
[2026-04-30 17:05:00] Dave: All kinds of stuff is affecting it…
[2026-04-30 17:09:00] Sam Willis: So. Backwards. First panel is with my peers.
[2026-04-30 17:09:00] Sam Willis: So. Backwards. First panel is with my peers.
[2026-04-30 17:09:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So the latest thing I remember is So the whole interest rates in inflation all of that ties into it but also Immigration right now, like all the deportations that are happening There's this narrative that immigrants are taking jobs from Americans, which we all know is fucking ridiculous When in reality, most of those jobs that the immigrants are doing are like labor and you know just they called. I think they're called a complementary jobs like in the construction world for example, they work like they're not taking jobs from. Construction worker like skilled construction workers like carpenters and plumbers and shit they're working with them And like doing the jobs that those guys don't have time to do or can't do or don't want to do or whatever or getting paid too much to do because they have the actual skill, but when all these Mexicans get deported Companies like fail because they don't have enough they don't have the people because of Americans aren't taking those jobs So you have like a cross basically all Like business areas they are domains or whatever you have that going on which is making basically there's just like Fewer and fewer jobs companies are now turning to AI to reduce employees or The thing with like The immigrants are causing companies to fail or not be able to hire more people Some other stuff too I can't think of anything good but yeah it's just there's like that. Oh so I watched a thing where this guy applied to like I was talking about LinkedIn how like every fucking job has so I guess LinkedIn stops counting like how many people have applied for the job after 100 and basically every job at the sky applied for I don't know some kind of mid range technical job or something. Had 100 people applied, which probably means more people than that cause it stops 100 but then Like if you think about the chances of getting a call back, you know at that point it's basically nothing right like it's so low That it's just shits just brutal right now
[2026-04-30 17:13:00] Dave: Are you going to be in Effingham for them? Aren’t you going home sometime soon?
[2026-04-30 17:13:00] Sam Willis: And I wonder how many of those 100+ resumes are whack
[2026-04-30 17:14:00] Sam Willis: Yes it’s the week I’ll be in Effingham but they’ll be virtual bc most ppl live in either Chicago or stl.
[2026-04-30 17:14:00] Sam Willis: Yes it’s the week I’ll be in Effingham but they’ll be virtual bc most ppl live in either Chicago or stl.
[2026-04-30 17:14:00] Dave: Ohh ok
[2026-04-30 17:16:00] Dave: So when Christian moves out are you gonna like, help him move stuff? Is he getting movers? Renting a truck?
[2026-04-30 17:17:00] Sam Willis: Getting movers and no he’s going to move while I’m in Effingham
[2026-04-30 17:17:00] Dave: Oh ok. What days are you in Effingham again?
[2026-04-30 17:18:00] Sam Willis: 5/10-5/17
[2026-04-30 17:18:00] Sam Willis: He gets the keys next Friday but is going to take his time and move that following Thursday. Kids will be here until Wed and he doesn’t want to have to have them deal with it
[2026-04-30 17:18:00] Sam Willis: 5/10-5/17
[2026-04-30 17:19:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to take the 18th off (tentatively)
[2026-04-30 17:19:00] Sam Willis: In case I have an emotional breakdown coming home to an empty house lol
[2026-04-30 17:20:00] Dave: Dang, a whole week?! Nice
[2026-04-30 17:20:00] Sam Willis: But also. I want to like…get it back in order.
[2026-04-30 17:20:00] Dave: Dang, a whole week?! Nice
[2026-04-30 17:21:00] Dave: Will you still talk to me while you’re there?
[2026-04-30 17:21:00] Sam Willis: Duh!!
[2026-04-30 17:21:00] Sam Willis: Oh I will be so ready to leave lol
[2026-04-30 17:21:00] Sam Willis: Duh!!
[2026-04-30 17:21:00] Dave: I just thought you might forget me
[2026-04-30 17:21:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-04-30 17:22:00] Dave: Or hook back up with Bucky or something
[2026-04-30 17:22:00] Sam Willis: Wowwwwwww
[2026-04-30 17:22:00] Dave: 🤷‍♂️
[2026-04-30 17:22:00] Sam Willis: Bucky doesn’t know I’m single. Doesn’t know I’m coming home. Doesn’t know I’m moving. Nothing
[2026-04-30 17:22:00] Dave: Does he still live around there?
[2026-04-30 17:23:00] Sam Willis: He lives a little over an hr from effingham
[2026-04-30 17:23:00] Sam Willis: But he is always driving all around the state for work shit.
[2026-04-30 17:26:00] Dave: I’m just breaking your balls. I hope you know 😜
[2026-04-30 17:26:00] Dave: I’m just breaking your balls. I hope you know 😜
[2026-04-30 17:27:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm, I think a little bit of you wonders/worries.
[2026-04-30 17:28:00] Dave: Damn. Just calling it right out…
[2026-04-30 17:28:00] Dave: Am I that transparent lol?
[2026-04-30 17:34:00] Sam Willis: As you should be!!
[2026-04-30 17:34:00] Sam Willis: As you should be!!
[2026-04-30 17:35:00] Dave: Fine. Yes. A little bit of me wonders/worries 🙄
[2026-04-30 17:39:00] Sam Willis: How little of a bit?
[2026-04-30 17:40:00] Sam Willis: 😝
[2026-04-30 17:41:00] Dave: Hmm… how to quantify it lol
[2026-04-30 17:41:00] Sam Willis: lol I’m just giving you shit
[2026-04-30 17:41:00] Sam Willis: I get the concern. I have no interest in seeing him.
[2026-04-30 17:41:00] Sam Willis: Hence why I have said nothing to him
[2026-04-30 17:42:00] Dave: Yeah, I didn’t think you were interested. But there’s definitely a part of you that’s still connected.
[2026-04-30 17:44:00] Dave: Which is fine. I get that.
[2026-04-30 17:45:00] Dave: I think it’s more about me seeing him as an abuser, than it is like, a jealousy thing tbh.
[2026-04-30 17:45:00] Sam Willis: Yea I get it
[2026-04-30 17:45:00] Dave: Ha… that was a lot of bubbles for “yea I get it”
[2026-04-30 17:46:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-04-30 17:46:00] Sam Willis: Damnit. Why you watching my bubbles!!!
[2026-04-30 17:46:00] Dave: Because I’m just sitting here in the church parking lot lol
[2026-04-30 17:47:00] Sam Willis: This is like the longest confession ever!!
[2026-04-30 17:47:00] Sam Willis: I was typing out that I like to believe that he can just be a friend. Like we’ve seen each other before as just friends
[2026-04-30 17:47:00] Dave: You like to believe buuuuut…
[2026-04-30 17:47:00] Sam Willis: This is like the longest confession ever!!
[2026-04-30 17:47:00] Dave: He said there was a line
[2026-04-30 17:47:00] Dave: You like to believe buuuuut…
[2026-04-30 17:48:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-30 17:48:00] Sam Willis: Soooooooo
[2026-04-30 17:49:00] Sam Willis: Have you…..
[2026-04-30 17:49:00] Sam Willis: Had sex since naked rendezvous
[2026-04-30 17:49:00] Dave: Have you?!
[2026-04-30 17:49:00] Sam Willis: Who the fuck would I have sex with
[2026-04-30 17:50:00] Dave: And we’re talking about you here
[2026-04-30 17:50:00] Dave: Don’t deflect
[2026-04-30 17:50:00] Sam Willis: WHY ARE YOU STALLING
[2026-04-30 17:50:00] Dave: WHY ARE YOH DEFLECTING?
[2026-04-30 17:50:00] Sam Willis: I’m sorry. Was there a question for me?
[2026-04-30 17:50:00] Dave: No, we haven’t had sex.
[2026-04-30 17:51:00] Sam Willis: 🤨
[2026-04-30 17:51:00] Dave: Do you really think I’d lie to you
[2026-04-30 17:51:00] Sam Willis: Has she tried?
[2026-04-30 17:52:00] Sam Willis: I feel like…you’re going to need to initiate soon or she’s going to get suspicious
[2026-04-30 17:54:00] Dave: No, she hasn’t initiated. And it hasn’t come up.
[2026-04-30 17:54:00] Dave: I told you she brought up that she’s doing menopause or whatever?
[2026-04-30 17:55:00] Sam Willis: “Doing” menopause?
[2026-04-30 17:56:00] Dave: So I guess her libido is just non-existent. Plus she’s taking that weightloss medicine consistently which also pretty much just makes her feel like shit all weekend.
[2026-04-30 17:56:00] Dave: Going through, in, idk bro…
[2026-04-30 17:57:00] Sam Willis: Being a woman is ass
[2026-04-30 17:58:00] Dave: How would it have made you feel about WAA if said we had?
[2026-04-30 17:59:00] Sam Willis: I wouldn’t feel any differently. Just jealousy.
[2026-04-30 17:59:00] Sam Willis: I wouldn’t feel hurt or like I was betrayed or anything lol. But just jealous and annoyed 🙄
[2026-04-30 18:01:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-04-30 18:01:00] Dave: I’m going to have to eventually, and idk how I’M going to handle it 😅😭
[2026-04-30 18:02:00] Sam Willis: That’s my thought…you’re going to have to eventually. 😡
[2026-04-30 18:02:00] Sam Willis: Ugh
[2026-04-30 18:02:00] Dave: Like, if I’m being honest…
[2026-04-30 18:02:00] Dave: Idek if I can 😬
[2026-04-30 18:03:00] Dave: It has been so long, and I’ve been so into you…
[2026-04-30 18:03:00] Dave: Hehehe… into
[2026-04-30 18:03:00] Sam Willis: Well you have since crazy night….
[2026-04-30 18:04:00] Sam Willis: But I guess not since we’ve had some amazing sex 🤭
[2026-04-30 18:05:00] Sam Willis: I totally hear you and understand. That’s kind of bad though, isn’t it? 😬
[2026-04-30 18:05:00] Sam Willis: I totally hear you and understand. That’s kind of bad though, isn’t it? 😬
[2026-04-30 18:05:00] Dave: It just is what it is
[2026-04-30 18:05:00] Sam Willis: Yea…
[2026-04-30 18:06:00] Dave: I miss you 😕
[2026-04-30 18:06:00] Sam Willis: I miss you 😭
[2026-04-30 18:06:00] Sam Willis: We’ve been in WAA for like…6 months
[2026-04-30 18:06:00] Sam Willis: Over 6 months
[2026-04-30 18:06:00] Sam Willis: No right at I guess
[2026-04-30 18:06:00] Sam Willis: I can’t math
[2026-04-30 18:07:00] Sam Willis: The point is!!! It’s been a minute 😂
[2026-04-30 18:07:00] Dave: Pretty close if you count from CN
[2026-04-30 18:07:00] Dave: Though I think it was a little while until it really took shape
[2026-04-30 18:11:00] Sam Willis: True. I feel like it took shape before like Christmas though
[2026-04-30 18:13:00] Dave: When were you planning on going to Austin?
[2026-04-30 18:13:00] Sam Willis: Like January 3
[2026-04-30 18:13:00] Sam Willis: Why did I just get so horny?? 😩😩
[2026-04-30 18:13:00] Sam Willis: 🫣
[2026-04-30 18:13:00] Sam Willis: Like January 3
[2026-04-30 18:14:00] Sam Willis: No, it’s BAD! Bc I was thinking how this is like…getting problematic for your marriage and then I. GOT. HORNY
[2026-04-30 18:14:00] Dave: Oh me too. And I’d like to explore that further 😈
[2026-04-30 18:14:00] Dave: But Greyson is coming
[2026-04-30 18:14:00] Sam Willis: No, it’s BAD! Bc I was thinking how this is like…getting problematic for your marriage and then I. GOT. HORNY
[2026-04-30 18:14:00] Dave: So be back soon.
[2026-04-30 18:14:00] Sam Willis: send me straight to hell
[2026-04-30 18:14:00] Dave: Tell me more about it.
[2026-04-30 18:14:00] Dave: Why do you think that is?
[2026-04-30 18:14:00] Dave: And why do I think that’s fucking hot
[2026-04-30 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Sir. We are in too deep lol
[2026-04-30 18:15:00] Dave: K byeeeee
[2026-04-30 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Goooooo
[2026-04-30 18:15:00] Dave: I gotta get Greyson!!
[2026-04-30 18:15:00] Sam Willis: BYE!!
[2026-04-30 19:00:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Poor pool guy is still here and I just scared the fuck out of him. No, I didn't. The dogs did but I let the dogs outside to go to the bathroom and I didn't realize that hit the gate to the pool wasn't fully. Secure so one of them like like nudged it and realized it was open and then they could just freaking all barged in and he's in there like you know what I'm saying and he starts like I'll be like oh my God oh my God I'm running away basically and I'm like they are totally harmless but of course they're acting like fucking idiots. Barking their heads off. You know running up to him they're just so fucking idiots. Oh my God and I'm like I promise they're totally totally harmless and then the bad thing is they don't listen to me at all so I'm like you guys come here there's no fucking recall so anyway, I had to get in and carry two of them out. I feel really bad though the other thing I was gonna tell you about this pool thing is that I kind of fucked up because I didn't really ask questions but this guy is technically a subcontractor of my normal pool guy. Well when I texted my normal pool guy and was like hey I need the pool slide to be like recorded. I said that your guy told me that like he can do that and like there's you know a version that he can do you know to make it nice that people want to stay in the house or you know there's a cheaper version he can do you know if you're like looking to sell and I was like so you know I wanna like do the cheaper version and he was like well. He's like I'm just going to have. I'm gonna close out your bill and I'm just gonna have this guy do it for you and bill you like himself and I was like OK that was like this weekend so whatever well I didn't really like get a final quote from this guy he was like estimating. Range of like I don't even know like say $600-$1000 or something, but like we had only talked about ceiling and like codeine the slide it's like an entire waterfall feature with a slide Anyway, I look out and he did the whole motherfucking thing he like was sealing up cracks the whole thing he repainted the whole thing and I'm like oh my God how much money is this going to be? I have no idea. No idea so yeah
[2026-04-30 19:03:00] Sam Willis: I say “like” literally 57 times
[2026-04-30 19:15:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-04-30 19:16:00] Dave: You had to CARRY them out?
[2026-04-30 19:17:00] Dave: Oh shit
[2026-04-30 19:18:00] Dave: So you still don’t know how much?? 😬😅
[2026-04-30 19:26:00] Dave: And yeah, jeez, poor guy… I can imagine having that pack of big ass black dogs barreling down on me barking, not listening to you at all lol
[2026-04-30 19:27:00] Sam Willis: Nope. Gonna be a surprise!!! 😅
[2026-04-30 19:27:00] Sam Willis: Nope. Gonna be a surprise!!! 😅
[2026-04-30 19:27:00] Sam Willis: It’s not pretty.
[2026-04-30 19:28:00] Dave: Oh I bet it’s funny though
[2026-04-30 19:28:00] Dave: How do you carry them?
[2026-04-30 19:28:00] Dave: Like holding them around the chest with their legs hanging down?
[2026-04-30 19:29:00] Sam Willis: Exactly that lol
[2026-04-30 19:29:00] Dave: Lolololol
[2026-04-30 19:29:00] Dave: Perfect
[2026-04-30 19:30:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I am I'm on my way to that kettlebell class and To cuddle with some puppies and it's like so late and I'm gonna be starving. I didn't have dinner and afterwards like they're like oh come to this pizza place like bitch it's gonna be freaking 830 at night. What are we talking about? It's also a freaking 45 minute drive for me. So that's fun I don't even wanna think about having to go into the office tomorrow I can do it, though I can do it. I can do it. I can show myself in the room and not talk to anybody but anyway, yeah I'll let you know how much this bill was. Oh God I'm scared. I'm so scared. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. It's not like it's gonna be like $10,000 so you know it's gonna be fine. But yeah, I'll also send you pictures later of the cute puppies
[2026-04-30 19:31:00] Sam Willis: Omg those jumps crack me up
[2026-04-30 19:40:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, I hope you have a great workout and I definitely wanna see some pictures of the pups and I wanna see pictures of you in there with them And that he does off the sofa I didn't even catch it like he doesn't even do it so much anymore, but like when he was a little younger, he would jump off and both his legs would be like straight down while he flew through the air so he looked like like one of those little fainting goats how when they fall over and their legs are all straight except he was just like he was just like hop and his legs are just be straight out while he was flying through the air was the funniest looking thing But yeah, he flies off of their to catch the shit. It's pretty funny. See ya have a great workout And oh yeah, just fucking don't go in the office tomorrow like what are they gonna do really Fire, you know Yeah, just fuck it just don't go whatever Steven is not even in the year, right Yeah, whatever fuck them
[2026-04-30 19:43:00] Sam Willis: lol the fainting goat! Yesss
[2026-04-30 19:43:00] Sam Willis: Bro I gotta go into the office
[2026-04-30 20:21:00] Sam Willis: Pool was only $1150. PHEW!
[2026-04-30 20:21:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-30 20:29:00] Dave: Awww
[2026-04-30 21:13:00] Dave: I’m going to get to bed a bit early. I hope you had a great workout and fun playing with the puppers 😊
[2026-04-30 21:13:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow sweetpea
[2026-04-30 21:13:00] Dave: I love you so so much 🥰
[2026-04-30 21:14:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-30 21:14:00] Sam Willis: Good night love. Sweet dreams!
[2026-04-30 21:15:00] Sam Willis: Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow!
[2026-04-30 21:16:00] Dave: Love it! You’re so hot, even after a workout
[2026-04-30 21:16:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha oh please. You’re so sweet
[2026-04-30 21:17:00] Sam Willis: Good night love
[2026-04-30 21:17:00] Dave: Actually… maybe especially after a workout 😏
[2026-04-30 21:19:00] Sam Willis: I CANNOT HANDLE IT!!! 😍😍
[2026-04-30 21:25:00] Dave: Take him home!!!
[2026-04-30 21:27:00] Dave: Hehehe look at his little pink claws 😋

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DAY OVERVIEW Thursday. A playful, teasing morning gave way to a sexually charged midday and an evening of tender longing. The defining moment was their shared vulnerability as Dave confessed his worries about their future and Sam reassured him.

TOPIC INVENTORY

Sam's Job Interview
Sam discussed her recent interview, expressing hesitation about the job and the company's recent financial troubles.
Emotional register: Mixed feelings of hesitation and obligation.
Notable quote: "I'm just not sure I even wanna do the job... Everything else... Yeah..."
Remote Work and Work-Life Balance
Dave and Sam discussed the impact of remote work on job satisfaction and pay, with Dave expressing a preference for remote work despite potential salary cuts.
Emotional register: Thoughtful and considerate.
Notable quote: "Same level or higher job but less money... It might be worth it to work remotely."
Technology and Media Sharing
Dave shared his experiences with early internet technology, including cable modems and file-sharing platforms, highlighting the rapid technological advancements.
Sam shared her memories of early internet chat rooms and the evolution of social media.
Emotional register: Nostalgic and inquisitive.
Notable quote: "That was the first really big dick... I mean... technological jump."
Corporate Culture and Employee Discontent
Sam and Dave discussed their frustrations with corporate culture, emphasizing the disconnect between corporate messaging and employee needs.
Emotional register: Frustrated and disillusioned.
Notable quote: "Like nothing actually about us employees... But 'we should feel pride.'"
Sam's Separation and Co-Parenting
Sam expressed her frustration with her ex-partner's handling of their separation, particularly regarding their children's feelings.
Dave offered support and reassurance, acknowledging the complexity of the situation.
Emotional register: Vulnerable and empathetic.
Notable quote: "I just want my own space... I just want to cuddle puppies."
Sam's Upcoming Travel and Job Interview
Sam shared details about her upcoming travel for a job interview and the potential timeline for moving.
Emotional register: Hopeful and anxious.
Notable quote: "I have some time... 5/10-5/17."
Dave's Sexual Frustration
Dave discussed his sexual frustration and the difficulties he faces due to his marriage.
Emotional register: Frustrated and longing.
Notable quote: "Idek if I can... It has been so long, and I've been so into you."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Discussion of sexual frustration and longing. - References to past sexual encounters and the desire for more. - Dave mentioned the difficulty of initiating sex with his wife due to menopause and weightloss medication. - Sam expressed her own desires and the challenge of maintaining their relationship's intensity. - Physical sensations: Dave's mention of physical longing and frustration.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave often led the conversation, expressing his thoughts and feelings openly. Sam followed and added her own perspectives, creating a balanced dynamic. - There was a tension between their desire for each other and the practicalities of their situations. - Expressions of love and longing were frequent, with both acknowledging their deep connection. - Sam initiated a discussion about their sexual relationship, showing her vulnerability and desire. - There was a mention of the forbidden nature of their relationship, highlighting the intensity and complexity of their connection.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Don't talk about dick" — Dave, playful preamble. - "I'm just going to have this guy do it for you and bill you like himself" — Sam, discussing pool work details. - "He's just a young staff dummy like in the retail space" — Sam, describing a colleague. - "I'm going to get to bed a bit early" — Dave, ending the night with tender affection. - "I love you so so much" — Dave, expressing deep affection.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved topic: Sam's job interview and potential relocation. - Emotional thread: Dave's worries about their future and sexual frustration. - Running joke: "Don't talk about dick" as a recurring funny remark. - State of mood: Ended on a tender, affectionate note.

MOOD MAP Playful teasing → Thoughtful discussion → Tender longing → Vulnerable sharing → Hopeful anticipation

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Messages exchanged

404

69 more; previous average 334.9 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Conversation sessions

29

2 fewer; previous average 30.9 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure	Dave	Sam Willis
Messages sent	187 · 46%	217 · 54%
Average reply time	2m 47s	1m 46s
Conversation starts	1	0

Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

Dave: 26% shorter; previous average 3m 46s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Sam Willis: 3% shorter; previous average 1m 49s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.

Average session duration: 9m 47s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.5%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

Message volume: 69 more; previous average 334.9 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Conversation rhythm unavailable

Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 404 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update108 · 27%

Humor67 · 17%

Frustration53 · 13%

Checking in31 · 8%

Vulnerability28 · 7%

All other signals

Affection26 · 6%

Emotional support25 · 6%

Excitement16 · 4%

Deep sharing13 · 3%

Disagreement12 · 3%

Planning11 · 3%

Flirting9 · 2%

Appreciation8 · 2%

Sexting8 · 2%

Request6 · 1%

Encouragement5 · 1%

Boundary setting4 · 1%

Passive aggression4 · 1%

Most frequent signals by sender

Dave: Status update (51), Humor (31), Checking in (26), Frustration (22), Affection (16)
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Sam Willis: Status update (60), Humor (39), Frustration (35), Vulnerability (22), Affection (13)

Tension and positive follow-ups

Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

394 of 404 messages (97.5%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender	With a signal	Share
Dave	187 / 187	100.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Sam Willis	207 / 214	96.7%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal	Average model score
Affection	0.79
Appreciation	0.79
Boundary setting	0.60
Checking in	0.67
Deep sharing	0.74
Disagreement	0.64
Emotional support	0.73
Encouragement	0.67
Excitement	0.74
Flirting	0.70
Frustration	0.71
Humor	0.73
Passive aggression	0.58
Planning	0.73
Request	0.65
Sexting	0.83
Status update	0.65
Vulnerability	0.71

Model: unknown
Prompt: signals.v2
Generated: 2026-09-11 23:10:46
Schema: 1.2.0

Supporting messages

Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.

Affection

29 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.79

[2026-04-30 09:13:00 PM] Dave

I love you so so much 🥰

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 03:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

I know. 🥰 thank you baby

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 06:46:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Don't talk about dick don't talk about dick don't talk about dick Good morning sunshine So we're talking about dick size just kidding hopefully you heard my preamble and that was funny so anyway Good morning I hope you slept well after your eight hours of True crime I hope you got a good eight hours of sleep So so glad that you actually took a sick day and just chilled out. That's really good for you and you do that every now and then. So good for you I'm happy that you decided to do that I had something else that wasn't dick size You never I don't think you ever like actually told me told you any detail about your interview yesterday which is weird like how did that? I wasn't like like wouldn't they wanna know? Was it how many people was it you know? I know you did tell me that you like whatever those personality questions are just touch your ass to remember that Did you feel good? You feel confident What do you think like if they make you an offer like 10 of the next next stage oh you did say that they were with remote work too, so that's actually something to it is something to think about Is it worth taking that peacock to be able to work remotely? Perhaps there is a reason people are taking big cuts But that's less of That is less of a peacock more of a life You know For Convenience I think I mean, like same level or higher job but less money I guess so I'm still under the impression that you should always get a 10% Increase and pay when you move at least right So There's that but like again It might be worse Come on It might be worth working remotely if you've have to take a little bit less or if they could even get you up to 200 And still work it could be pretty compelling you know I don't know I guess so I have to see Of course, Stephen short list That's taken care of Maybe you should just call yourself I'm just Heading to work like a regular day I thank God it's the last day Is going on Sex toy actors, and listen to audiobooks So so The Torrance sites I was telling you about In the world of Piracy and software or file sharing, I guess You're probably heard He's probably heard of the pirate Bay like that was over the last out of two decades people have been talking about it and that was one of the first big like Public open file sharing or bit torrent trackers Billions of people used it or something lots of files. It's gotten shut down like can pop back up a couple times over the years. Within that ecosystem, there is varying debris of torn trackers There's public ones that you can pay to get into And then there's the private trackers to invite only and you have to like build a standing in the community and like we kind of work your way up So they're like there's three there's 22 main main ones BTNor broadcast.net and DTPPTP is for pass the popcorn and stands for Charmin they are they do movies at DTP and BTN is all TV shows and what makes it like exclusive. Is that one? It's hard to get. Because they have like rules system that only Certain members can earn given invites, and you are kind of responsible for the people that you invite And members have to like stay active and communicator be active in the community share files whatever And it's really like strictly monitored right like there's Or there's rules enforced about how things are posted and uploaded so It's like the highest quality of of content I like it Says you know like so if I want to look up like an episode of breaking bad on a public tracker, there might be 100 you know season one episode ones that are all different file types and sizes and qualities. Some of them are probably same just different. You know, words or different like titles and shit done by different different groups and captured different ways under different standards blah blah blah but BTN there's only One like one entry for just the top few types of formats like 4K you know 1080 P 720 whatever and they have to meet like the highest standards like from a high-quality group You're getting another 8+ inches today OK, sorry I had to throw it in there somewhere Anyway, that's the whole tracker thing so there's one for you or audiobooks that's called my anonymous. That's also invite only that that's the main one that active. Get out of the hole TV movie scene Became became It's not really That's appealing it's necessary And then of course, music trackers actually yeah that was the big thing back in the day was Napster is really set off the whole Media sharing Kind of floodgates I'm sure you've heard a nap And then that used the protocol, but it got shut down because of all the stuff all things and then tracker sites popped up, and the rest has been answered Anyway, you get another almost 10 inches today Ariel Stretch it out here I love you, sweetheart. I hope you had a great night sleep and I hope you have a great day. I hope you're not too bored to listen to this stupid message. Size references all throughout How are you feeling? I hope you're doing good and I can't wait to hear her beautiful voice. You're a beautiful lady

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 06:06:00 PM] Dave

I miss you 😕

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 06:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

I miss you 😭

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 03:03:00 PM] Dave

😘

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 09:16:00 PM] Dave

Love it! You’re so hot, even after a workout

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 09:27:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe look at his little pink claws 😋

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 09:04:00 AM] Dave

Awwwe, thanks baby 😘

Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 08:29:00 PM] Dave

Awww

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 12:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Awwwww!! 🥰🥰

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 03:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Welcome back baby. How was the nap?

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 08:14:00 AM] Dave

Thanks baby! Your so supportive

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 09:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I don't think I told you lately that you are adorable and so cute So I bet that was Hold on I have made all mixed up. I feel like we talked about before whether or not eat both of us were like the type of person that would just. You know explore the newest technology first or sit back and wait until others have already like you know bought it and saw how it was like. I think we were talking about the GoPro one day or something and I think you said that you're the type that typically waits a little while, but I don't. Feel like that can't be true it may be depends on what it is, but I feel like with new technology. You're probably like one of the first people and like this is case in point I wouldn't have had a clue. But the fact that you didn't get charged for like 10 months is awesome so the first like big technology thing that I remember will obviously getting rid of dial of Internet that was a game changer. Also getting rid of the landline was a game changer or just having my own cell phone I guess I should say. And then I remember so the girl that used to like watch me and my brother whenever my parents are working her name is Jody and she would always be downstairs on the computer. This is back when dial up was still saying I was her stuff and she was always on these chat words and it was called Merc MIRC. And like I always wanted to be on these chats and they were not good oh my God like I was in some inappropriate shit. They were definitely like you know you're talking to people that you go to school with but then there were like some where it was like. Talking to absolute fucking creepers on the other side and you're pretending that you're not like a fucking 13 year-old girl like it was yeah but I just thought that was like the coolest thing ever and I was the coolest person ever and I just really wanted to be you know Able to experience that so yeah and then I don't know if I just like totally skipped the AOL Seen because the next thing I remember after Merc was in messenger and then that's why I became like a total Freak freak, innocence of like that's what I would talk to the guys at school that I liked and then they know if they broke up with me or you know they broke up with me over a message in messenger and then like I changed my status and I'm like oh fucking devastated oh my God it's so cringe to even fucking talk about So like in messenger days, I feel like we're junior high high school for me mostly high school like tail into junior high so Merck I must've been like a fucking six and seventh grade and then I didn't get Facebook. Oh well I'm just gonna my space OK my space I definitely had whenever I was probably definitely in college. I don't know if I got it before I graduated high school so then that was my space and then I didn't get Facebook until later Maybe like cause you're on Facebook you be limited like just people in college and you have to have like a college fucking email address such a wild times man I am serious wow but anyway Oh God, I don't even know I need to get ready for my meeting. That's in 10 fucking minutes. Oh God and I just realize people like move my one on ones from yesterday to today. I have one too not 12345678 meetings today. I really Hate my life sometimes That's not true, but I didn't want to say do you think that like most other people are like hating work and just kind of struggling through it and like we're all in this boat together or do you think that? Like we're the only ones that hated

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 01:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

You should do that ❤️

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 02:50:00 PM] Dave

Are you ok baby?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 09:13:00 PM] Dave

I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow sweetpea

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 06:03:00 PM] Dave

It has been so long, and I’ve been so into you…

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 12:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Your hair! Your little shoes!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 09:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Good night love. Sweet dreams!

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 09:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Good night love

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 07:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I am I'm on my way to that kettlebell class and To cuddle with some puppies and it's like so late and I'm gonna be starving. I didn't have dinner and afterwards like they're like oh come to this pizza place like bitch it's gonna be freaking 830 at night. What are we talking about? It's also a freaking 45 minute drive for me. So that's fun I don't even wanna think about having to go into the office tomorrow I can do it, though I can do it. I can do it. I can show myself in the room and not talk to anybody but anyway, yeah I'll let you know how much this bill was. Oh God I'm scared. I'm so scared. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. It's not like it's gonna be like $10,000 so you know it's gonna be fine. But yeah, I'll also send you pictures later of the cute puppies

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 08:13:00 AM] Sam Willis

lolol love your preamble 😂

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 04:12:00 PM] Dave

It’s a good thing you’re sexy!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 09:13:00 PM] Dave

I’m going to get to bed a bit early. I hope you had a great workout and fun playing with the puppers 😊

Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 09:09:00 AM] Dave

Lmao.. I can totally see you changing your status and shit

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol I’m just giving you shit

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oooo yummmm

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 08:19:00 AM] Dave

YOUre baseline

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Appreciation

8 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.79

[2026-04-30 04:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK that’s actually really sweet. Like therapy! Ish.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 12:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

I appreciate you

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 08:14:00 AM] Dave

Thanks baby! Your so supportive

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 12:01:00 PM] Dave

You’re setting a great example actually

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 08:14:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m so proud of you for talking about something other than dick size 😝

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 01:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love the pigeonhole questions

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 01:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

Awww you’re sweet. I wish but I’m on calls after this 🙄

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 09:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahaha oh please. You’re so sweet

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.5695
Evidence:

Boundary setting

5 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.60

[2026-04-30 05:50:00 PM] Dave

Don’t deflect

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

As you should be!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

As you should be!! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 12:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also though. TBH. Not my “job”. I’m pretty sure none of Emily’s exes have talked to the kids about it to validate their feelings 🙄

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 04:11:00 PM] Dave

Well… quit it

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Checking in

39 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.67

[2026-04-30 12:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

How is your day going?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:13:00 PM] Dave

Are you going to be in Effingham for them? Aren’t you going home sometime soon?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 02:50:00 PM] Dave

Are you ok baby?

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 07:28:00 PM] Dave

Like holding them around the chest with their legs hanging down?

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:21:00 PM] Dave

I just thought you might forget me

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 01:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

You never told me how your day is going

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 02:48:00 PM] Dave

What are you doing?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 03:54:00 PM] Dave

How was the salad?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 09:10:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh god, even my old Facebook statuses. SO CRINGE

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 09:13:00 PM] Dave

I’m going to get to bed a bit early. I hope you had a great workout and fun playing with the puppers 😊

Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m sorry. Was there a question for me?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Dave

Why do you think that is?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 06:46:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Don't talk about dick don't talk about dick don't talk about dick Good morning sunshine So we're talking about dick size just kidding hopefully you heard my preamble and that was funny so anyway Good morning I hope you slept well after your eight hours of True crime I hope you got a good eight hours of sleep So so glad that you actually took a sick day and just chilled out. That's really good for you and you do that every now and then. So good for you I'm happy that you decided to do that I had something else that wasn't dick size You never I don't think you ever like actually told me told you any detail about your interview yesterday which is weird like how did that? I wasn't like like wouldn't they wanna know? Was it how many people was it you know? I know you did tell me that you like whatever those personality questions are just touch your ass to remember that Did you feel good? You feel confident What do you think like if they make you an offer like 10 of the next next stage oh you did say that they were with remote work too, so that's actually something to it is something to think about Is it worth taking that peacock to be able to work remotely? Perhaps there is a reason people are taking big cuts But that's less of That is less of a peacock more of a life You know For Convenience I think I mean, like same level or higher job but less money I guess so I'm still under the impression that you should always get a 10% Increase and pay when you move at least right So There's that but like again It might be worse Come on It might be worth working remotely if you've have to take a little bit less or if they could even get you up to 200 And still work it could be pretty compelling you know I don't know I guess so I have to see Of course, Stephen short list That's taken care of Maybe you should just call yourself I'm just Heading to work like a regular day I thank God it's the last day Is going on Sex toy actors, and listen to audiobooks So so The Torrance sites I was telling you about In the world of Piracy and software or file sharing, I guess You're probably heard He's probably heard of the pirate Bay like that was over the last out of two decades people have been talking about it and that was one of the first big like Public open file sharing or bit torrent trackers Billions of people used it or something lots of files. It's gotten shut down like can pop back up a couple times over the years. Within that ecosystem, there is varying debris of torn trackers There's public ones that you can pay to get into And then there's the private trackers to invite only and you have to like build a standing in the community and like we kind of work your way up So they're like there's three there's 22 main main ones BTNor broadcast.net and DTPPTP is for pass the popcorn and stands for Charmin they are they do movies at DTP and BTN is all TV shows and what makes it like exclusive. Is that one? It's hard to get. Because they have like rules system that only Certain members can earn given invites, and you are kind of responsible for the people that you invite And members have to like stay active and communicator be active in the community share files whatever And it's really like strictly monitored right like there's Or there's rules enforced about how things are posted and uploaded so It's like the highest quality of of content I like it Says you know like so if I want to look up like an episode of breaking bad on a public tracker, there might be 100 you know season one episode ones that are all different file types and sizes and qualities. Some of them are probably same just different. You know, words or different like titles and shit done by different different groups and captured different ways under different standards blah blah blah but BTN there's only One like one entry for just the top few types of formats like 4K you know 1080 P 720 whatever and they have to meet like the highest standards like from a high-quality group You're getting another 8+ inches today OK, sorry I had to throw it in there somewhere Anyway, that's the whole tracker thing so there's one for you or audiobooks that's called my anonymous. That's also invite only that that's the main one that active. Get out of the hole TV movie scene Became became It's not really That's appealing it's necessary And then of course, music trackers actually yeah that was the big thing back in the day was Napster is really set off the whole Media sharing Kind of floodgates I'm sure you've heard a nap And then that used the protocol, but it got shut down because of all the stuff all things and then tracker sites popped up, and the rest has been answered Anyway, you get another almost 10 inches today Ariel Stretch it out here I love you, sweetheart. I hope you had a great night sleep and I hope you have a great day. I hope you're not too bored to listen to this stupid message. Size references all throughout How are you feeling? I hope you're doing good and I can't wait to hear her beautiful voice. You're a beautiful lady

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 02:58:00 PM] Dave

If you want to talk, I’m here This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 02:51:00 PM] Dave

When do the kids come?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 02:52:00 PM] Dave

Is that good old friend/ lover or whatever? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 02:52:00 PM] Dave

Is that good old friend/ lover or whatever?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 04:02:00 PM] Dave

Has anyone said anything to this guy?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Dave

Tell me more about it.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 12:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well I’m part of it too. Like I’m also an adult in the house

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 12:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

True. But I haven’t outright asked “do you want to talk about it”?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 01:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

There’s a whole section on Focus on Our People, and do you know what they’re talking about??

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[2026-04-30 02:53:00 PM] Dave

What?! You haven’t told me anything about puppies!!

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[2026-04-30 05:42:00 PM] Dave

Yeah, I didn’t think you were interested. But there’s definitely a part of you that’s still connected.

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[2026-04-30 12:01:00 PM] Dave

Right?’

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[2026-04-30 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

What were you doing with said spreadsheet? Lol

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[2026-04-30 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

What do you get from there? This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 05:02:00 PM] Dave

You don’t think you might want to see what else is out there?

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[2026-04-30 07:28:00 PM] Dave

How do you carry them?

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[2026-04-30 09:13:00 AM] Dave

Oh no, I’m pretty sure most people are struggling through it. Especially now. The way things are with the economy, and all the changes from Covid - going from remote work back to the office… etc. I feel like the vibe changed for everyone around 2020 and things have stayed kind of… hectic, for a variety of reasons.

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[2026-04-30 09:32:00 AM] Sam Willis

I think you’re right. So it’ll show up in our accounts tomorrow?

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[2026-04-30 01:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

I listen to these Corp Updates, and it makes me feel even more disengaged

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[2026-04-30 04:04:00 PM] Dave

Like, what kind of job

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[2026-04-30 04:04:00 PM] Dave

What does he do?

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[2026-04-30 05:14:00 PM] Dave

Ohh ok

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[2026-04-30 05:17:00 PM] Dave

Oh ok. What days are you in Effingham again?

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[2026-04-30 01:25:00 PM] Dave

Have there been any real questions?

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[2026-04-30 05:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

So. Backwards. First panel is with my peers.

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[2026-04-30 05:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

So. Backwards. First panel is with my peers. This message responded to an earlier message.

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Deep sharing

13 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.74

[2026-04-30 08:46:00 AM] Dave

I remember when I got a cable modem. Probably around 1996. It was pretty new tech in general but major cities had had it for a while. Our cable company was gearing up to launch it - it was implemented - but not fully tested or enabled for retail use yet. So one night me and my buddy saw a commercial for the service on tv for the first time. We were both super excited because we’d been waiting for the technology to get to us for a long time already. So we called the number right then to get it installed. Come to find out it wasn’t even available in the system but we convinced the person to schedule us for a generic install appointment regardless. A week or two later a contractor for the cable company showed up. I told him the whole story and he was like “oh yeah, I heard that commercial ran by accident and they got a few calls, but just explained it and didn’t actually schedule anyone”… So after talking to the guy for a while he was like - fuck it 🤷‍♂️, ain’t my company - and installed the cable modem lol. He picked up my buddies appointment next and went and did his too. So we were the first two people in our whole area on the network… and it was glorious. That was the first really big dick… I mean… technological jump we had experienced in our young lives. They didn’t start actively offering it for another 6 months or so, and we didn’t get charged for like 10 months iirc because we had slipped through the cracks. It was pretty wild in retrospect (and at the time for that matter) because we were totally operating in this weird grey-zone that would never happen today. There were some problems with it - being so new - so whenever I’d call for support nobody knew what I was talking about so they’d connect me to the contractors handling the whole thing . And again, those guys didn’t gaf so they’d dig around in the backend to optimize it for me, or troubleshoot or whatever.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-04-30 05:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bucky doesn’t know I’m single. Doesn’t know I’m coming home. Doesn’t know I’m moving. Nothing

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[2026-04-30 05:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

I was typing out that I like to believe that he can just be a friend. Like we’ve seen each other before as just friends

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[2026-04-30 12:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

And he has ALWAYS told the kids that just bc some relationships end, it doesn’t mean they weren’t worthwhile. Like that’s always been a belief of his and something he’s preached to them about their men future relationships

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 07:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Poor pool guy is still here and I just scared the fuck out of him. No, I didn't. The dogs did but I let the dogs outside to go to the bathroom and I didn't realize that hit the gate to the pool wasn't fully. Secure so one of them like like nudged it and realized it was open and then they could just freaking all barged in and he's in there like you know what I'm saying and he starts like I'll be like oh my God oh my God I'm running away basically and I'm like they are totally harmless but of course they're acting like fucking idiots. Barking their heads off. You know running up to him they're just so fucking idiots. Oh my God and I'm like I promise they're totally totally harmless and then the bad thing is they don't listen to me at all so I'm like you guys come here there's no fucking recall so anyway, I had to get in and carry two of them out. I feel really bad though the other thing I was gonna tell you about this pool thing is that I kind of fucked up because I didn't really ask questions but this guy is technically a subcontractor of my normal pool guy. Well when I texted my normal pool guy and was like hey I need the pool slide to be like recorded. I said that your guy told me that like he can do that and like there's you know a version that he can do you know to make it nice that people want to stay in the house or you know there's a cheaper version he can do you know if you're like looking to sell and I was like so you know I wanna like do the cheaper version and he was like well. He's like I'm just going to have. I'm gonna close out your bill and I'm just gonna have this guy do it for you and bill you like himself and I was like OK that was like this weekend so whatever well I didn't really like get a final quote from this guy he was like estimating. Range of like I don't even know like say $600-$1000 or something, but like we had only talked about ceiling and like codeine the slide it's like an entire waterfall feature with a slide Anyway, I look out and he did the whole motherfucking thing he like was sealing up cracks the whole thing he repainted the whole thing and I'm like oh my God how much money is this going to be? I have no idea. No idea so yeah

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[2026-04-30 12:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

And he has ALWAYS told the kids that just bc some relationships end, it doesn’t mean they weren’t worthwhile. Like that’s always been a belief of his and something he’s preached to them about their men future relationships This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 08:50:00 AM] Dave

Like, I STILL remember that day, and the feeling.

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[2026-04-30 06:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well you have since crazy night….

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[2026-04-30 09:10:00 AM] Dave

I was in the af when MySpace came out. I had an account but I wasn’t into the whole sharing what I’m doing thing

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[2026-04-30 05:09:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: So the latest thing I remember is So the whole interest rates in inflation all of that ties into it but also Immigration right now, like all the deportations that are happening There's this narrative that immigrants are taking jobs from Americans, which we all know is fucking ridiculous When in reality, most of those jobs that the immigrants are doing are like labor and you know just they called. I think they're called a complementary jobs like in the construction world for example, they work like they're not taking jobs from. Construction worker like skilled construction workers like carpenters and plumbers and shit they're working with them And like doing the jobs that those guys don't have time to do or can't do or don't want to do or whatever or getting paid too much to do because they have the actual skill, but when all these Mexicans get deported Companies like fail because they don't have enough they don't have the people because of Americans aren't taking those jobs So you have like a cross basically all Like business areas they are domains or whatever you have that going on which is making basically there's just like Fewer and fewer jobs companies are now turning to AI to reduce employees or The thing with like The immigrants are causing companies to fail or not be able to hire more people Some other stuff too I can't think of anything good but yeah it's just there's like that. Oh so I watched a thing where this guy applied to like I was talking about LinkedIn how like every fucking job has so I guess LinkedIn stops counting like how many people have applied for the job after 100 and basically every job at the sky applied for I don't know some kind of mid range technical job or something. Had 100 people applied, which probably means more people than that cause it stops 100 but then Like if you think about the chances of getting a call back, you know at that point it's basically nothing right like it's so low That it's just shits just brutal right now

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[2026-04-30 05:54:00 PM] Dave

I told you she brought up that she’s doing menopause or whatever?

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[2026-04-30 02:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

I get to cuddle puppies though tonight so that’ll be nice

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[2026-04-30 08:23:00 AM] Sam Willis

That was like rightttt before my time. Ish. Morpheus was the one I used, I think??

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Disagreement

14 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.64

[2026-04-30 05:51:00 PM] Dave

Do you really think I’d lie to you

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[2026-04-30 05:45:00 PM] Dave

I think it’s more about me seeing him as an abuser, than it is like, a jealousy thing tbh.

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[2026-04-30 05:58:00 PM] Dave

How would it have made you feel about WAA if said we had?

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[2026-04-30 06:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s my thought…you’re going to have to eventually. 😡

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[2026-04-30 12:07:00 PM] Dave

No fighting. You’re still cordial. And the message has been: eh 🤷‍♂️, it didn’t work out, so we moved on

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[2026-04-30 01:25:00 PM] Dave

Or is it all just pandering bullshit?

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[2026-04-30 01:43:00 PM] Dave

I don’t usually listen to them

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[2026-04-30 11:07:00 AM] Dave

Yeeehhh, idk about that company lol

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[2026-04-30 12:11:00 PM] Dave

Sounds like ex is blowing it out of proportion maybe too

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[2026-04-30 12:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think that was maybe what Emily was trying to say but is too dumb to articulate that

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[2026-04-30 12:04:00 PM] Dave

Ok, fair. I guess.

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[2026-04-30 01:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

But “we should feel pride”

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[2026-04-30 04:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

But…you’re right

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[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Dave

Why do you think that is?

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Emotional support

28 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.73

[2026-04-30 03:00:00 PM] Dave

I’m sorry you’re feeling down 😘

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[2026-04-30 12:03:00 PM] Dave

Granted, idk exactly what yours and her interactions have been like but I can’t imaging you’ve disregarded her feelings… you can’t even read about someone’s feeling being hurt without feeling it yourself lol.

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[2026-04-30 02:58:00 PM] Dave

If you want to talk, I’m here

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[2026-04-30 07:40:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, I hope you have a great workout and I definitely wanna see some pictures of the pups and I wanna see pictures of you in there with them And that he does off the sofa I didn't even catch it like he doesn't even do it so much anymore, but like when he was a little younger, he would jump off and both his legs would be like straight down while he flew through the air so he looked like like one of those little fainting goats how when they fall over and their legs are all straight except he was just like he was just like hop and his legs are just be straight out while he was flying through the air was the funniest looking thing But yeah, he flies off of their to catch the shit. It's pretty funny. See ya have a great workout And oh yeah, just fucking don't go in the office tomorrow like what are they gonna do really Fire, you know Yeah, just fuck it just don't go whatever Steven is not even in the year, right Yeah, whatever fuck them

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
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[2026-04-30 05:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

I feel like…you’re going to need to initiate soon or she’s going to get suspicious

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[2026-04-30 06:46:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Don't talk about dick don't talk about dick don't talk about dick Good morning sunshine So we're talking about dick size just kidding hopefully you heard my preamble and that was funny so anyway Good morning I hope you slept well after your eight hours of True crime I hope you got a good eight hours of sleep So so glad that you actually took a sick day and just chilled out. That's really good for you and you do that every now and then. So good for you I'm happy that you decided to do that I had something else that wasn't dick size You never I don't think you ever like actually told me told you any detail about your interview yesterday which is weird like how did that? I wasn't like like wouldn't they wanna know? Was it how many people was it you know? I know you did tell me that you like whatever those personality questions are just touch your ass to remember that Did you feel good? You feel confident What do you think like if they make you an offer like 10 of the next next stage oh you did say that they were with remote work too, so that's actually something to it is something to think about Is it worth taking that peacock to be able to work remotely? Perhaps there is a reason people are taking big cuts But that's less of That is less of a peacock more of a life You know For Convenience I think I mean, like same level or higher job but less money I guess so I'm still under the impression that you should always get a 10% Increase and pay when you move at least right So There's that but like again It might be worse Come on It might be worth working remotely if you've have to take a little bit less or if they could even get you up to 200 And still work it could be pretty compelling you know I don't know I guess so I have to see Of course, Stephen short list That's taken care of Maybe you should just call yourself I'm just Heading to work like a regular day I thank God it's the last day Is going on Sex toy actors, and listen to audiobooks So so The Torrance sites I was telling you about In the world of Piracy and software or file sharing, I guess You're probably heard He's probably heard of the pirate Bay like that was over the last out of two decades people have been talking about it and that was one of the first big like Public open file sharing or bit torrent trackers Billions of people used it or something lots of files. It's gotten shut down like can pop back up a couple times over the years. Within that ecosystem, there is varying debris of torn trackers There's public ones that you can pay to get into And then there's the private trackers to invite only and you have to like build a standing in the community and like we kind of work your way up So they're like there's three there's 22 main main ones BTNor broadcast.net and DTPPTP is for pass the popcorn and stands for Charmin they are they do movies at DTP and BTN is all TV shows and what makes it like exclusive. Is that one? It's hard to get. Because they have like rules system that only Certain members can earn given invites, and you are kind of responsible for the people that you invite And members have to like stay active and communicator be active in the community share files whatever And it's really like strictly monitored right like there's Or there's rules enforced about how things are posted and uploaded so It's like the highest quality of of content I like it Says you know like so if I want to look up like an episode of breaking bad on a public tracker, there might be 100 you know season one episode ones that are all different file types and sizes and qualities. Some of them are probably same just different. You know, words or different like titles and shit done by different different groups and captured different ways under different standards blah blah blah but BTN there's only One like one entry for just the top few types of formats like 4K you know 1080 P 720 whatever and they have to meet like the highest standards like from a high-quality group You're getting another 8+ inches today OK, sorry I had to throw it in there somewhere Anyway, that's the whole tracker thing so there's one for you or audiobooks that's called my anonymous. That's also invite only that that's the main one that active. Get out of the hole TV movie scene Became became It's not really That's appealing it's necessary And then of course, music trackers actually yeah that was the big thing back in the day was Napster is really set off the whole Media sharing Kind of floodgates I'm sure you've heard a nap And then that used the protocol, but it got shut down because of all the stuff all things and then tracker sites popped up, and the rest has been answered Anyway, you get another almost 10 inches today Ariel Stretch it out here I love you, sweetheart. I hope you had a great night sleep and I hope you have a great day. I hope you're not too bored to listen to this stupid message. Size references all throughout How are you feeling? I hope you're doing good and I can't wait to hear her beautiful voice. You're a beautiful lady

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[2026-04-30 02:58:00 PM] Dave

If you want to talk, I’m here This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 11:58:00 AM] Sam Willis

Emily (kids mom) just texted Christian to say essentially kai is having a hard time about our breakup and that he and I are acting too nonchalant about it

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 12:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

Christian basically responded that he will talk to them both. And that he doesn’t want to dump his feelings on the kids bc that’s not for them to have to handle. And she said “you don’t have to dump your feelings. But just don’t pretend that you have none.” 🙄

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[2026-04-30 06:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

I totally hear you and understand. That’s kind of bad though, isn’t it? 😬 This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 12:05:00 PM] Dave

But it’s a disruptive event, which is always going to be traumatic to a preteen girl.

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[2026-04-30 07:29:00 PM] Dave

Perfect

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[2026-04-30 07:26:00 PM] Dave

And yeah, jeez, poor guy… I can imagine having that pack of big ass black dogs barreling down on me barking, not listening to you at all lol

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[2026-04-30 03:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Delishhhh

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[2026-04-30 05:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

In case I have an emotional breakdown coming home to an empty house lol

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[2026-04-30 10:06:00 AM] Sam Willis

I have such a headache already 😭

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[2026-04-30 05:41:00 PM] Dave

Hmm… how to quantify it lol

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[2026-04-30 05:44:00 PM] Dave

Which is fine. I get that.

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[2026-04-30 12:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

I get though that ok, we (I) need to do a better job of validating her feelings

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[2026-04-30 12:11:00 PM] Dave

I think he has bigger connection/communication/trust issues with the kids than he would be able to solve here. -And would need to resolve them to address this in a manner that effectively addresses her concerns.

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[2026-04-30 02:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Go take your nap!

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[2026-04-30 09:13:00 AM] Dave

Oh no, I’m pretty sure most people are struggling through it. Especially now. The way things are with the economy, and all the changes from Covid - going from remote work back to the office… etc. I feel like the vibe changed for everyone around 2020 and things have stayed kind of… hectic, for a variety of reasons.

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[2026-04-30 06:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

I totally hear you and understand. That’s kind of bad though, isn’t it? 😬

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[2026-04-30 07:18:00 PM] Dave

So you still don’t know how much?? 😬😅

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[2026-04-30 12:11:00 PM] Dave

I think he has bigger connection/communication/trust issues with the kids than he would be able to solve here. -And would need to resolve them to address this in a manner that effectively addresses her concerns. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

No, it’s BAD! Bc I was thinking how this is like…getting problematic for your marriage and then I. GOT. HORNY

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[2026-04-30 05:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is like the longest confession ever!! This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 07:17:00 PM] Dave

Oh shit

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Encouragement

6 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.67

[2026-04-30 12:06:00 PM] Dave

I stand by that y’all are setting a great example of what a breakup should look like

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[2026-04-30 05:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

But he is always driving all around the state for work shit.

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[2026-04-30 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Goooooo

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[2026-04-30 12:01:00 PM] Dave

You’re setting a great example actually

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[2026-04-30 01:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Good for you!!

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[2026-04-30 05:04:00 PM] Dave

Networking 😊

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Excitement

16 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.74

[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Dave

Oh me too. And I’d like to explore that further 😈

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.98
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[2026-04-30 08:48:00 AM] Dave

That was all to say: I have this vivid memory of downloading my first song on Napster after getting the cable modem. I had been using it on dialup so that was like, the standard. I about lost it when I saw a whole mp3 progress bar zip across the screen in like 30 seconds 🤯

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

I CANNOT HANDLE IT!!! 😍😍

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[2026-04-30 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oooo yummmm

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[2026-04-30 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oooo yummmm This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 04:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

They want to move me to the next interview 🫠🫠

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[2026-04-30 09:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow!

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[2026-04-30 05:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh I will be so ready to leave lol

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[2026-04-30 02:48:00 PM] Dave

Me too! And now I’m going to grab that nap 🤭.

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[2026-04-30 02:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Christian is going out again with Elijah though this weekend 🙌

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[2026-04-30 02:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

I get to cuddle puppies though tonight so that’ll be nice

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[2026-04-30 05:20:00 PM] Dave

Dang, a whole week?! Nice This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 05:20:00 PM] Dave

Dang, a whole week?! Nice

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[2026-04-30 07:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol the fainting goat! Yesss

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[2026-04-30 02:53:00 PM] Dave

What?! You haven’t told me anything about puppies!!

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[2026-04-30 01:43:00 PM] Dave

Of for sur3

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Flirting

10 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.70

[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Dave

Oh me too. And I’d like to explore that further 😈

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[2026-04-30 04:12:00 PM] Dave

It’s a good thing you’re sexy!

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[2026-04-30 06:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

But I guess not since we’ve had some amazing sex 🤭

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[2026-04-30 09:17:00 PM] Dave

Actually… maybe especially after a workout 😏

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[2026-04-30 05:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Have you…..

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[2026-04-30 05:49:00 PM] Dave

Have you?!

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[2026-04-30 03:02:00 PM] Dave

🤤🤤🤤

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[2026-04-30 06:03:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe… into

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[2026-04-30 03:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hehehe

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[2026-04-30 05:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

😝

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Frustration

57 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.71

[2026-04-30 05:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

WHY ARE YOU STALLING

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[2026-04-30 02:05:00 PM] Dave

100%. It’s all just bullshit. They can use that survey no matter what happens. We don’t know what the results were lol. He probably would have said the exact same thing if it was the opposite question

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[2026-04-30 01:46:00 PM] Dave

After all the firings… again

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[2026-04-30 01:44:00 PM] Dave

All I can think about is the millions of dollars these motherfuckers are making, while I can’t get a decent… anything lol.

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[2026-04-30 01:49:00 PM] Dave

Ok fuckface… where’s the salary and bonus then?!

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[2026-04-30 01:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

Corporate. Pukes.

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[2026-04-30 05:56:00 PM] Dave

So I guess her libido is just non-existent. Plus she’s taking that weightloss medicine consistently which also pretty much just makes her feel like shit all weekend.

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[2026-04-30 05:50:00 PM] Dave

WHY ARE YOH DEFLECTING?

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[2026-04-30 01:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Non answers

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[2026-04-30 06:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Why did I just get so horny?? 😩😩

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[2026-04-30 05:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

Being a woman is ass

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[2026-04-30 11:07:00 AM] Dave

That’s a big ass loss

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[2026-04-30 11:58:00 AM] Sam Willis

Very annoyed

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[2026-04-30 12:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

I want to be done with all of this lol

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[2026-04-30 01:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

I listen to these Corp Updates, and it makes me feel even more disengaged

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[2026-04-30 12:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like, I’m sorry we aren’t breaking down and/or fighting in front of the kids.

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[2026-04-30 12:02:00 PM] Dave

Nooo. Christian needs to do a better job of validating her feelings.

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[2026-04-30 01:25:00 PM] Dave

Or is it all just pandering bullshit?

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[2026-04-30 01:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

God he’s such a politician

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[2026-04-30 01:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

He is definitely the squeaky wheel. Which I both hate and love lol This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 07:18:00 PM] Dave

So you still don’t know how much?? 😬😅

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[2026-04-30 01:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

He is definitely the squeaky wheel. Which I both hate and love lol

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[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

No, it’s BAD! Bc I was thinking how this is like…getting problematic for your marriage and then I. GOT. HORNY

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[2026-04-30 05:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Who the fuck would I have sex with

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[2026-04-30 05:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Damnit. Why you watching my bubbles!!!

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[2026-04-30 01:45:00 PM] Dave

It’s laughable

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[2026-04-30 01:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

And how out of touch they are

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[2026-04-30 05:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

I wouldn’t feel any differently. Just jealousy.

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[2026-04-30 05:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

I wouldn’t feel hurt or like I was betrayed or anything lol. But just jealous and annoyed 🙄

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[2026-04-30 10:15:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Yeah, I'm already over today. I'm in meetings like. Lady, I have a conflict I'm about to lose my shit Sorry, I just saw that somebody scheduled a call I'm so confused anyway OK I did not get on here to ramble. I was gonna tell you about the interview so Yeah, I just know it wasn't like My head was hurting, and I wasn't like totally feeling it yesterday And again, I think it's because of like I just am not sure I even wanna do the job but The stupid so she asked me about like why I'm interested in Midland why you know my background I'm gonna walk me through your background drop history talked about you know how many people Typically report to me like team size How have I dealt with you know trying to influence stakeholders to take an idea that I have you know or dealt with difficult people you know like all the standard bullshit questions So anyway, it was fine, but so next steps would be a panel interview with basically who would be my peers and I'll probably be three of them like enterprise with management the system so the compliance/FCRM guy and I think that's it That would be that, and then the next step would be an in person interview in Effingham when I'm there, which like I need to know about if I need to pack some clothes, but anyway I don't know man blah I'm feeling very blah today Yeah, she was nice enough. I mean she seemed kind of very like typical recruiter HRE blah can I tell you also that the bank lost $125 million last year so their bonus is like totally shit they fired the CFO I know I told you the firing of the CFO thing but like everything else. Yeah, so like I don't know ma'am, but it's like a 6 1/2 billion dollars an asset bank I mean compared to the trillions that Schwab has but Yeah

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[2026-04-30 04:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok I was TRYING to be positive

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[2026-04-30 08:23:00 AM] Sam Willis

God. Shit was soooooooo slow!

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[2026-04-30 12:07:00 PM] Dave

That’s sooooo much better than why MOST kinds see from a breakup

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[2026-04-30 12:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

If Christian EVER commented about any of her breakups, holy fuck she would lose it

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[2026-04-30 01:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

I dunno. I’m just annoyed today and needed to sigh lol

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[2026-04-30 05:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

And I wonder how many of those 100+ resumes are whack

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[2026-04-30 12:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also though. TBH. Not my “job”. I’m pretty sure none of Emily’s exes have talked to the kids about it to validate their feelings 🙄

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[2026-04-30 01:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Time to listen to corporate update bullshit

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[2026-04-30 01:25:00 PM] Dave

Have there been any real questions?

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[2026-04-30 01:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like nothing actually about us employees basically

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[2026-04-30 08:15:00 AM] Sam Willis

Interview yesterday was just with HR. So there’s probably 2-3 more interviews to go 🙄 I’ll message more about it in a bit

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[2026-04-30 02:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m done with meetings today atleast

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[2026-04-30 02:52:00 PM] Dave

Is that good old friend/ lover or whatever? This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 02:52:00 PM] Dave

Is that good old friend/ lover or whatever?

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[2026-04-30 04:07:00 PM] Dave

Ugh. I forgot I told Greyson I’d take him to church for confession at 4:30

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[2026-04-30 04:11:00 PM] Dave

No the therapy comes later to fix the damage done by the priest making him feel guilty for whatever he tells sky daddy 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 04:11:00 PM] Dave

No the therapy comes later to fix the damage done by the priest making him feel guilty for whatever he tells sky daddy 🙄

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[2026-04-30 05:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bc ppl suck 😭🙄 lol This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 05:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bc ppl suck 😭🙄 lol

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[2026-04-30 05:05:00 PM] Dave

I guess that’s one good thing about being the lowest paid employee in TRM… I don’t have to worry about getting downsized lol

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[2026-04-30 06:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh

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[2026-04-30 06:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s my thought…you’re going to have to eventually. 😡

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[2026-04-30 06:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

I totally hear you and understand. That’s kind of bad though, isn’t it? 😬

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[2026-04-30 06:01:00 PM] Dave

Ugh

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[2026-04-30 12:17:00 PM] Dave

AND EAT HIS FACE

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[2026-04-30 01:32:00 PM] Dave

Eh.. meetings

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[2026-04-30 05:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ve been applying! Nothing

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Humor

70 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.73

[2026-04-30 07:15:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

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[2026-04-30 07:29:00 PM] Dave

Lolololol

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[2026-04-30 05:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahahaha

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[2026-04-30 05:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

😝

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[2026-04-30 09:09:00 AM] Dave

Lmao.. I can totally see you changing your status and shit

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[2026-04-30 02:46:00 PM] Dave

That’s obviously Stephen’s account 😂 🤭

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[2026-04-30 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Omg he’s also playing a poker game with copilot LOLOL ok that’s funny This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 08:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

Sex toy adapters and audio books - that’s your life 😂😂

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[2026-04-30 01:49:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

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[2026-04-30 09:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I don't think I told you lately that you are adorable and so cute So I bet that was Hold on I have made all mixed up. I feel like we talked about before whether or not eat both of us were like the type of person that would just. You know explore the newest technology first or sit back and wait until others have already like you know bought it and saw how it was like. I think we were talking about the GoPro one day or something and I think you said that you're the type that typically waits a little while, but I don't. Feel like that can't be true it may be depends on what it is, but I feel like with new technology. You're probably like one of the first people and like this is case in point I wouldn't have had a clue. But the fact that you didn't get charged for like 10 months is awesome so the first like big technology thing that I remember will obviously getting rid of dial of Internet that was a game changer. Also getting rid of the landline was a game changer or just having my own cell phone I guess I should say. And then I remember so the girl that used to like watch me and my brother whenever my parents are working her name is Jody and she would always be downstairs on the computer. This is back when dial up was still saying I was her stuff and she was always on these chat words and it was called Merc MIRC. And like I always wanted to be on these chats and they were not good oh my God like I was in some inappropriate shit. They were definitely like you know you're talking to people that you go to school with but then there were like some where it was like. Talking to absolute fucking creepers on the other side and you're pretending that you're not like a fucking 13 year-old girl like it was yeah but I just thought that was like the coolest thing ever and I was the coolest person ever and I just really wanted to be you know Able to experience that so yeah and then I don't know if I just like totally skipped the AOL Seen because the next thing I remember after Merc was in messenger and then that's why I became like a total Freak freak, innocence of like that's what I would talk to the guys at school that I liked and then they know if they broke up with me or you know they broke up with me over a message in messenger and then like I changed my status and I'm like oh fucking devastated oh my God it's so cringe to even fucking talk about So like in messenger days, I feel like we're junior high high school for me mostly high school like tail into junior high so Merck I must've been like a fucking six and seventh grade and then I didn't get Facebook. Oh well I'm just gonna my space OK my space I definitely had whenever I was probably definitely in college. I don't know if I got it before I graduated high school so then that was my space and then I didn't get Facebook until later Maybe like cause you're on Facebook you be limited like just people in college and you have to have like a college fucking email address such a wild times man I am serious wow but anyway Oh God, I don't even know I need to get ready for my meeting. That's in 10 fucking minutes. Oh God and I just realize people like move my one on ones from yesterday to today. I have one too not 12345678 meetings today. I really Hate my life sometimes That's not true, but I didn't want to say do you think that like most other people are like hating work and just kind of struggling through it and like we're all in this boat together or do you think that? Like we're the only ones that hated

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[2026-04-30 07:16:00 PM] Dave

You had to CARRY them out?

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[2026-04-30 01:45:00 PM] Dave

It’s laughable

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[2026-04-30 05:26:00 PM] Dave

I’m just breaking your balls. I hope you know 😜

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[2026-04-30 05:22:00 PM] Dave

🤷‍♂️

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[2026-04-30 05:26:00 PM] Dave

I’m just breaking your balls. I hope you know 😜 This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sir. We are in too deep lol

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[2026-04-30 06:46:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Don't talk about dick don't talk about dick don't talk about dick Good morning sunshine So we're talking about dick size just kidding hopefully you heard my preamble and that was funny so anyway Good morning I hope you slept well after your eight hours of True crime I hope you got a good eight hours of sleep So so glad that you actually took a sick day and just chilled out. That's really good for you and you do that every now and then. So good for you I'm happy that you decided to do that I had something else that wasn't dick size You never I don't think you ever like actually told me told you any detail about your interview yesterday which is weird like how did that? I wasn't like like wouldn't they wanna know? Was it how many people was it you know? I know you did tell me that you like whatever those personality questions are just touch your ass to remember that Did you feel good? You feel confident What do you think like if they make you an offer like 10 of the next next stage oh you did say that they were with remote work too, so that's actually something to it is something to think about Is it worth taking that peacock to be able to work remotely? Perhaps there is a reason people are taking big cuts But that's less of That is less of a peacock more of a life You know For Convenience I think I mean, like same level or higher job but less money I guess so I'm still under the impression that you should always get a 10% Increase and pay when you move at least right So There's that but like again It might be worse Come on It might be worth working remotely if you've have to take a little bit less or if they could even get you up to 200 And still work it could be pretty compelling you know I don't know I guess so I have to see Of course, Stephen short list That's taken care of Maybe you should just call yourself I'm just Heading to work like a regular day I thank God it's the last day Is going on Sex toy actors, and listen to audiobooks So so The Torrance sites I was telling you about In the world of Piracy and software or file sharing, I guess You're probably heard He's probably heard of the pirate Bay like that was over the last out of two decades people have been talking about it and that was one of the first big like Public open file sharing or bit torrent trackers Billions of people used it or something lots of files. It's gotten shut down like can pop back up a couple times over the years. Within that ecosystem, there is varying debris of torn trackers There's public ones that you can pay to get into And then there's the private trackers to invite only and you have to like build a standing in the community and like we kind of work your way up So they're like there's three there's 22 main main ones BTNor broadcast.net and DTPPTP is for pass the popcorn and stands for Charmin they are they do movies at DTP and BTN is all TV shows and what makes it like exclusive. Is that one? It's hard to get. Because they have like rules system that only Certain members can earn given invites, and you are kind of responsible for the people that you invite And members have to like stay active and communicator be active in the community share files whatever And it's really like strictly monitored right like there's Or there's rules enforced about how things are posted and uploaded so It's like the highest quality of of content I like it Says you know like so if I want to look up like an episode of breaking bad on a public tracker, there might be 100 you know season one episode ones that are all different file types and sizes and qualities. Some of them are probably same just different. You know, words or different like titles and shit done by different different groups and captured different ways under different standards blah blah blah but BTN there's only One like one entry for just the top few types of formats like 4K you know 1080 P 720 whatever and they have to meet like the highest standards like from a high-quality group You're getting another 8+ inches today OK, sorry I had to throw it in there somewhere Anyway, that's the whole tracker thing so there's one for you or audiobooks that's called my anonymous. That's also invite only that that's the main one that active. Get out of the hole TV movie scene Became became It's not really That's appealing it's necessary And then of course, music trackers actually yeah that was the big thing back in the day was Napster is really set off the whole Media sharing Kind of floodgates I'm sure you've heard a nap And then that used the protocol, but it got shut down because of all the stuff all things and then tracker sites popped up, and the rest has been answered Anyway, you get another almost 10 inches today Ariel Stretch it out here I love you, sweetheart. I hope you had a great night sleep and I hope you have a great day. I hope you're not too bored to listen to this stupid message. Size references all throughout How are you feeling? I hope you're doing good and I can't wait to hear her beautiful voice. You're a beautiful lady

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[2026-04-30 07:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

I say “like” literally 57 times

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[2026-04-30 05:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is like the longest confession ever!!

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[2026-04-30 08:13:00 AM] Sam Willis

lolol love your preamble 😂

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[2026-04-30 02:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmao

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[2026-04-30 04:02:00 PM] Dave

Lol

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[2026-04-30 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Omg he’s also playing a poker game with copilot LOLOL ok that’s funny

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[2026-04-30 04:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahaha

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[2026-04-30 07:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol the fainting goat! Yesss

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[2026-04-30 08:18:00 AM] Dave

Hahaha

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[2026-04-30 05:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

He lives a little over an hr from effingham

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[2026-04-30 09:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahaha oh please. You’re so sweet

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[2026-04-30 01:44:00 PM] Dave

All I can think about is the millions of dollars these motherfuckers are making, while I can’t get a decent… anything lol.

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[2026-04-30 03:01:00 PM] Dave

But at least… puppies 😋

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[2026-04-30 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Nope. Gonna be a surprise!!! 😅

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[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Dave

And why do I think that’s fucking hot

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[2026-04-30 05:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is like the longest confession ever!! This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 05:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Soooooooo

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[2026-04-30 07:26:00 PM] Dave

And yeah, jeez, poor guy… I can imagine having that pack of big ass black dogs barreling down on me barking, not listening to you at all lol

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[2026-04-30 06:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

The point is!!! It’s been a minute 😂

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[2026-04-30 05:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

“Doing” menopause?

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[2026-04-30 05:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol I’m just giving you shit

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[2026-04-30 03:59:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

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[2026-04-30 09:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh I sure was 😂 had music on my page. Had my top 8. All the things!! This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 12:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

“Mom there’s a guy outside and I can’t get out there, so I’m just going to sit here and stare and whine at you”

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[2026-04-30 12:17:00 PM] Dave

AND EAT HIS FACE

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[2026-04-30 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

What were you doing with said spreadsheet? Lol

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[2026-04-30 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

What were you doing with said spreadsheet? Lol This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 05:05:00 PM] Dave

I guess that’s one good thing about being the lowest paid employee in TRM… I don’t have to worry about getting downsized lol

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[2026-04-30 06:03:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe… into

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[2026-04-30 07:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

Exactly that lol

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[2026-04-30 08:14:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m so proud of you for talking about something other than dick size 😝

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[2026-04-30 08:18:00 AM] Dave

Pretty much

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[2026-04-30 08:19:00 AM] Dave

That goes without saying lol

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[2026-04-30 08:46:00 AM] Dave

Wow, that turned into way more than I thought lol

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[2026-04-30 09:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh I sure was 😂 had music on my page. Had my top 8. All the things!!

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[2026-04-30 03:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Haha I’m trying to be good!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 04:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m already miss negative Nancy!! Shit

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 04:35:00 PM] Dave

Ofc they do 😋

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 05:45:00 PM] Dave

Ha… that was a lot of bubbles for “yea I get it”

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[2026-04-30 03:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hehehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Goooooo

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
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[2026-04-30 06:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Why did I just get so horny?? 😩😩

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
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[2026-04-30 11:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

OK don’t you even lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 11:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

OK don’t you even lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 04:01:00 PM] Dave

I was having fun fucking with a spreadsheet for a little while earlier before I left the office

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 06:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

But I guess not since we’ve had some amazing sex 🤭

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 03:01:00 PM] Dave

And probably cheesecake

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 04:02:00 PM] Dave

Sometimes the sandwich

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 04:02:00 PM] Dave

Usually chicken nuggets

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 05:46:00 PM] Dave

Because I’m just sitting here in the church parking lot lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 01:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

“We are competitive”

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-30 05:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bc ppl suck 😭🙄 lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-30 05:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bc ppl suck 😭🙄 lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Passive aggression

5 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.58

[2026-04-30 05:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

🙄

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 05:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

Duh!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 05:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

Duh!! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 04:07:00 PM] Dave

Also 🙄

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 12:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think that was maybe what Emily was trying to say but is too dumb to articulate that

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Planning

11 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.73

[2026-04-30 06:13:00 PM] Dave

When were you planning on going to Austin?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 05:16:00 PM] Dave

So when Christian moves out are you gonna like, help him move stuff? Is he getting movers? Renting a truck?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 05:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m going to take the 18th off (tentatively)

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 04:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK so 2 different panel interviews scheduled. One on 5/11 and the other on 5/15. So I have some time!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 02:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes, after the kettlebell workout. Bc it’s at the rescue 🙌❤️ This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 05:22:00 PM] Dave

Or hook back up with Bucky or something

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 09:25:00 PM] Dave

Take him home!!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.612
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 04:01:00 PM] Dave

I think I might get chic-fil-a for dinner

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 02:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes, after the kettlebell workout. Bc it’s at the rescue 🙌❤️

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:13:00 PM] Dave

Are you going to be in Effingham for them? Aren’t you going home sometime soon?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

But also. I want to like…get it back in order.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Request

8 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.65

[2026-04-30 05:21:00 PM] Dave

Will you still talk to me while you’re there?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Dave

And why do I think that’s fucking hot

Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-04-30 01:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

This reminds me that I need to sell off more of my Schwab stock

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:22:00 PM] Dave

Does he still live around there?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

What do you get from there?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 04:59:00 PM] Dave

Who are the audiences?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 09:14:00 AM] Dave

Isn’t equity awards today?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 01:03:00 PM] Dave

PASS

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.4
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Sexting

8 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.83

[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Dave

Oh me too. And I’d like to explore that further 😈

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Had sex since naked rendezvous

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

No, it’s BAD! Bc I was thinking how this is like…getting problematic for your marriage and then I. GOT. HORNY

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 06:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Why did I just get so horny?? 😩😩

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

No, it’s BAD! Bc I was thinking how this is like…getting problematic for your marriage and then I. GOT. HORNY This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-04-30 05:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Who the fuck would I have sex with

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 09:17:00 PM] Dave

Actually… maybe especially after a workout 😏

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.78
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[2026-04-30 06:46:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Don't talk about dick don't talk about dick don't talk about dick Good morning sunshine So we're talking about dick size just kidding hopefully you heard my preamble and that was funny so anyway Good morning I hope you slept well after your eight hours of True crime I hope you got a good eight hours of sleep So so glad that you actually took a sick day and just chilled out. That's really good for you and you do that every now and then. So good for you I'm happy that you decided to do that I had something else that wasn't dick size You never I don't think you ever like actually told me told you any detail about your interview yesterday which is weird like how did that? I wasn't like like wouldn't they wanna know? Was it how many people was it you know? I know you did tell me that you like whatever those personality questions are just touch your ass to remember that Did you feel good? You feel confident What do you think like if they make you an offer like 10 of the next next stage oh you did say that they were with remote work too, so that's actually something to it is something to think about Is it worth taking that peacock to be able to work remotely? Perhaps there is a reason people are taking big cuts But that's less of That is less of a peacock more of a life You know For Convenience I think I mean, like same level or higher job but less money I guess so I'm still under the impression that you should always get a 10% Increase and pay when you move at least right So There's that but like again It might be worse Come on It might be worth working remotely if you've have to take a little bit less or if they could even get you up to 200 And still work it could be pretty compelling you know I don't know I guess so I have to see Of course, Stephen short list That's taken care of Maybe you should just call yourself I'm just Heading to work like a regular day I thank God it's the last day Is going on Sex toy actors, and listen to audiobooks So so The Torrance sites I was telling you about In the world of Piracy and software or file sharing, I guess You're probably heard He's probably heard of the pirate Bay like that was over the last out of two decades people have been talking about it and that was one of the first big like Public open file sharing or bit torrent trackers Billions of people used it or something lots of files. It's gotten shut down like can pop back up a couple times over the years. Within that ecosystem, there is varying debris of torn trackers There's public ones that you can pay to get into And then there's the private trackers to invite only and you have to like build a standing in the community and like we kind of work your way up So they're like there's three there's 22 main main ones BTNor broadcast.net and DTPPTP is for pass the popcorn and stands for Charmin they are they do movies at DTP and BTN is all TV shows and what makes it like exclusive. Is that one? It's hard to get. Because they have like rules system that only Certain members can earn given invites, and you are kind of responsible for the people that you invite And members have to like stay active and communicator be active in the community share files whatever And it's really like strictly monitored right like there's Or there's rules enforced about how things are posted and uploaded so It's like the highest quality of of content I like it Says you know like so if I want to look up like an episode of breaking bad on a public tracker, there might be 100 you know season one episode ones that are all different file types and sizes and qualities. Some of them are probably same just different. You know, words or different like titles and shit done by different different groups and captured different ways under different standards blah blah blah but BTN there's only One like one entry for just the top few types of formats like 4K you know 1080 P 720 whatever and they have to meet like the highest standards like from a high-quality group You're getting another 8+ inches today OK, sorry I had to throw it in there somewhere Anyway, that's the whole tracker thing so there's one for you or audiobooks that's called my anonymous. That's also invite only that that's the main one that active. Get out of the hole TV movie scene Became became It's not really That's appealing it's necessary And then of course, music trackers actually yeah that was the big thing back in the day was Napster is really set off the whole Media sharing Kind of floodgates I'm sure you've heard a nap And then that used the protocol, but it got shut down because of all the stuff all things and then tracker sites popped up, and the rest has been answered Anyway, you get another almost 10 inches today Ariel Stretch it out here I love you, sweetheart. I hope you had a great night sleep and I hope you have a great day. I hope you're not too bored to listen to this stupid message. Size references all throughout How are you feeling? I hope you're doing good and I can't wait to hear her beautiful voice. You're a beautiful lady

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

Status update

111 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.65

[2026-04-30 05:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes it’s the week I’ll be in Effingham but they’ll be virtual bc most ppl live in either Chicago or stl.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 05:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Getting movers and no he’s going to move while I’m in Effingham

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 05:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

5/10-5/17 This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-30 05:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

5/10-5/17

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 05:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

He gets the keys next Friday but is going to take his time and move that following Thursday. Kids will be here until Wed and he doesn’t want to have to have them deal with it

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 04:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

The bank just called!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 04:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

They want to move me to the next interview 🫠🫠

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 04:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK so 2 different panel interviews scheduled. One on 5/11 and the other on 5/15. So I have some time!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 08:15:00 AM] Sam Willis

Interview yesterday was just with HR. So there’s probably 2-3 more interviews to go 🙄 I’ll message more about it in a bit

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 01:46:00 PM] Dave

I can’t wait to see the results from this last survey

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Probs 💯 if I can’t transfer with Schwab

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 08:24:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hopping in the shower. Message you back in a bit

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 02:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sunday

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 02:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sunday This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 09:08:00 AM] Dave

And yeah, IRC is still a popular chat protocol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 09:32:00 AM] Sam Willis

I also think quarterly bonus maybe gets paid tomorrow

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 09:32:00 AM] Sam Willis

I think you’re right. So it’ll show up in our accounts tomorrow?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 01:48:00 PM] Dave

We want it to be a great experience when people come back… So we just fired a bunch of people

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 04:03:00 PM] Dave

I used copilot to write a formula for it to tell the percentage of recovery plans that are completed for each KBT

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 05:09:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: So the latest thing I remember is So the whole interest rates in inflation all of that ties into it but also Immigration right now, like all the deportations that are happening There's this narrative that immigrants are taking jobs from Americans, which we all know is fucking ridiculous When in reality, most of those jobs that the immigrants are doing are like labor and you know just they called. I think they're called a complementary jobs like in the construction world for example, they work like they're not taking jobs from. Construction worker like skilled construction workers like carpenters and plumbers and shit they're working with them And like doing the jobs that those guys don't have time to do or can't do or don't want to do or whatever or getting paid too much to do because they have the actual skill, but when all these Mexicans get deported Companies like fail because they don't have enough they don't have the people because of Americans aren't taking those jobs So you have like a cross basically all Like business areas they are domains or whatever you have that going on which is making basically there's just like Fewer and fewer jobs companies are now turning to AI to reduce employees or The thing with like The immigrants are causing companies to fail or not be able to hire more people Some other stuff too I can't think of anything good but yeah it's just there's like that. Oh so I watched a thing where this guy applied to like I was talking about LinkedIn how like every fucking job has so I guess LinkedIn stops counting like how many people have applied for the job after 100 and basically every job at the sky applied for I don't know some kind of mid range technical job or something. Had 100 people applied, which probably means more people than that cause it stops 100 but then Like if you think about the chances of getting a call back, you know at that point it's basically nothing right like it's so low That it's just shits just brutal right now

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 05:46:00 PM] Dave

Because I’m just sitting here in the church parking lot lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 06:07:00 PM] Dave

Pretty close if you count from CN

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 05:54:00 PM] Dave

No, she hasn’t initiated. And it hasn’t come up.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 01:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Someone’s asking about increasing our benefits

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 02:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Going to take a break from the computer and make me a salad and vacuum the kitchen floors 😂

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 03:50:00 PM] Dave

K I’m back

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 04:01:00 PM] Dave

That’s something

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 04:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

They were going to on Tuesday. They reach out to manager first. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 04:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

They were going to on Tuesday. They reach out to manager first.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t know exact names yet but she’s sending the invite over soonish

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 08:23:00 AM] Dave

Yeah that sounds right

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

So. Backwards. First panel is with my peers.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

So. Backwards. First panel is with my peers. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 06:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

No right at I guess

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 01:56:00 PM] Dave

🤦‍♂️

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 02:03:00 PM] Dave

That was this

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

I get the concern. I have no interest in seeing him.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Dave

So be back soon.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:50:00 PM] Dave

And we’re talking about you here

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 02:03:00 PM] Dave

Yes! I remember the would you rather

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:56:00 PM] Dave

Going through, in, idk bro…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 06:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can’t math

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:47:00 PM] Dave

You like to believe buuuuut…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 06:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like January 3

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 02:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Rick ends the call with please reach out anytime yeah Rick, where are we gonna reach out I mean Anyway So do you recall how you probably didn't take me to chem survey but like at the end of last year probably in like October or something HR sent out quite a lengthy survey about benefits and like would you rather have five more days of PTO or like an extra percentage match of 401(k) and it was like A lot of questions like that like would you rather this or would you rather that and somebody asked basically since we're doing so fucking great like have you looked at our benefits and like what about getting a little bit more of employ match and he responded and he said well, according to the benefits survey that we did that's not what you guys wanted. You guys are more focused on salary and bonus. And didn't really answer the question cause none of us people leaders I'd probably the fucking MDs have seen it but none of us like at the Director level have seen any results of this HR benefit survey or heard it fucking anything about it and so then it's like OK well, if that's what the results were then what the fuck are you doing about those? It's just mad name oh my God and I honestly couldn't even tell you the rest of his responses because I don't think any of them were even responses. I don't even know what the fuck he said just so fucking annoying.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 06:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

We’ve been in WAA for like…6 months

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 07:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

Omg those jumps crack me up

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 07:28:00 PM] Dave

Oh I bet it’s funny though

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 01:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ll voice message real quick when this is done

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:47:00 PM] Dave

He said there was a line

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 06:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

True. I feel like it took shape before like Christmas though

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Dave

But Greyson is coming

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 05:50:00 PM] Dave

No, we haven’t had sex.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 06:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

Over 6 months

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 06:07:00 PM] Dave

Though I think it was a little while until it really took shape

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 06:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like January 3 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Nope. Gonna be a surprise!!! 😅 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

🤨

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:47:00 PM] Dave

You like to believe buuuuut… This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 02:03:00 PM] Dave

That was this This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Has she tried?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 07:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bro I gotta go into the office

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 04:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok ok

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

How little of a bit?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 01:57:00 PM] Dave

Props to Brain for calling it out though

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 06:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

🫣

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hence why I have said nothing to him

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 09:08:00 AM] Dave

Depends on what it is. The cable modem thing was different - like that was huge. I wanted that asap. If it’s a new phone or new camera… yeah I wait. Unless it’s already established. Like a new iPhone for example. Oh! A perfect example of one I’ll wait for is the rumored folding iPhone. It will almost certainly have some flaws that won’t get worked out until the second or third version.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 12:17:00 PM] Dave

He just wants to go say hi!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 01:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sigh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 01:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

I dunno. I’m half listening. We aren’t to questions yet

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 01:29:00 PM] Dave

Oh lol.. Sorry. It’s fine. It’s overcast and a little rainy - so I kinda want to take a nap

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 01:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Blahhhh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 02:51:00 PM] Dave

Oh ok This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 02:51:00 PM] Dave

Oh ok

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 02:52:00 PM] Dave

I was gonna say: just talk to her, because I thought they came tonight. But that’s still a whole

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 02:52:00 PM] Dave

I was gonna say: just talk to her, because I thought they came tonight. But that’s still a whole This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 03:03:00 PM] Dave

NAP

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 03:03:00 PM] Dave

K

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 03:54:00 PM] Dave

It was pretty good

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 03:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh you know what I’m gonna do? I’m going to look up that insider incident of the idiot using copilot to make stickers for his side hustle. That’ll make me happy.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 04:01:00 PM] Dave

Otherwise my day has been pretty unremarkable

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 04:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

He’s just a young staff dummy like in the retail space. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 04:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

He’s just a young staff dummy like in the retail space.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 04:12:00 PM] Dave

😜

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:01:00 PM] Dave

So if they offered you 195 would you do it?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:03:00 PM] Dave

True

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:04:00 PM] Dave

Yeah, it’s tough out there. I’ve been watching some yt videos about it lately.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

But like truly. You can’t get an in otherwise!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:28:00 PM] Dave

Damn. Just calling it right out…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 06:05:00 PM] Dave

It just is what it is

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 06:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

send me straight to hell

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 06:15:00 PM] Dave

K byeeeee

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

BYE!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 08:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

Pool was only $1150. PHEW!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 08:22:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yes I’ve heard of Napster

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 09:31:00 AM] Sam Willis

Is it?? Let me see

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 12:38:00 PM] Dave

Me and my sister

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 01:44:00 PM] Dave

Yep

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 01:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Volunteer Week National Investing Day Financial Literacy

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 05:00:00 PM] Dave

Or interviewers

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

First one is more cross functional. Second one is with my peers.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:05:00 PM] Dave

All kinds of stuff is affecting it…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

What are they saying??

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

What are they saying?? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 05:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea I get it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 08:15:00 AM] Dave

Ahh ok

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-30 01:32:00 PM] Dave

Eating chicken and rice though!

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Likely

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-30 06:15:00 PM] Dave

I gotta get Greyson!!

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Vulnerability

29 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.71

[2026-04-30 06:01:00 PM] Dave

I’m going to have to eventually, and idk how I’M going to handle it 😅😭

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 11:58:00 AM] Sam Willis

Emily (kids mom) just texted Christian to say essentially kai is having a hard time about our breakup and that he and I are acting too nonchalant about it

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-30 06:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

No, it’s BAD! Bc I was thinking how this is like…getting problematic for your marriage and then I. GOT. HORNY

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 06:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Why did I just get so horny?? 😩😩

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-04-30 10:15:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Yeah, I'm already over today. I'm in meetings like. Lady, I have a conflict I'm about to lose my shit Sorry, I just saw that somebody scheduled a call I'm so confused anyway OK I did not get on here to ramble. I was gonna tell you about the interview so Yeah, I just know it wasn't like My head was hurting, and I wasn't like totally feeling it yesterday And again, I think it's because of like I just am not sure I even wanna do the job but The stupid so she asked me about like why I'm interested in Midland why you know my background I'm gonna walk me through your background drop history talked about you know how many people Typically report to me like team size How have I dealt with you know trying to influence stakeholders to take an idea that I have you know or dealt with difficult people you know like all the standard bullshit questions So anyway, it was fine, but so next steps would be a panel interview with basically who would be my peers and I'll probably be three of them like enterprise with management the system so the compliance/FCRM guy and I think that's it That would be that, and then the next step would be an in person interview in Effingham when I'm there, which like I need to know about if I need to pack some clothes, but anyway I don't know man blah I'm feeling very blah today Yeah, she was nice enough. I mean she seemed kind of very like typical recruiter HRE blah can I tell you also that the bank lost $125 million last year so their bonus is like totally shit they fired the CFO I know I told you the firing of the CFO thing but like everything else. Yeah, so like I don't know ma'am, but it's like a 6 1/2 billion dollars an asset bank I mean compared to the trillions that Schwab has but Yeah

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 01:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

He is definitely the squeaky wheel. Which I both hate and love lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 01:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

He is definitely the squeaky wheel. Which I both hate and love lol

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Nope. Gonna be a surprise!!! 😅

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 02:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m just blah. I think Emily’s text this morning set me off.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 03:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK tell me SOMETHING about your day. It’s just been me whining allll day

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

I mean. I’m grateful lol

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s not pretty.

Score: 0.74 | Confidence: 0.646
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:42:00 PM] Dave

Yeah, I didn’t think you were interested. But there’s definitely a part of you that’s still connected.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes it’s the week I’ll be in Effingham but they’ll be virtual bc most ppl live in either Chicago or stl. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

Wowwwwwww

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 11:30:00 AM] Sam Willis

But yes…yes I have This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 11:30:00 AM] Sam Willis

But yes…yes I have

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 06:02:00 PM] Dave

Like, if I’m being honest…

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 06:02:00 PM] Dave

Idek if I can 😬

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-30 05:35:00 PM] Dave

Fine. Yes. A little bit of me wonders/worries 🙄

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 12:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

I get though that ok, we (I) need to do a better job of validating her feelings

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmmmm, I think a little bit of you wonders/worries.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 05:28:00 PM] Dave

Am I that transparent lol?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-30 08:26:00 AM] Sam Willis

Have I mentioned before how much I hate mornings? Godddddd

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 02:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hating life 😂

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.65
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 02:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

I just want my own space.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 05:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

The only reason why I’ve gotten this is bc my dad golfs with the ceo 🙄

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 08:18:00 AM] Sam Willis

And ME, of course

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-30 09:32:00 AM] Dave

Idk. I can never remember.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence: