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2026-09-04

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[2026-09-04 07:09:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just made it to the office and a record time. I think traffic is nice and light. I did get out a few minutes early though so that was helpful. I'm sure you're probably about to go ahead and get up if you aren't already with all the shit you got going off today so that's fun for you. What do you have two doctors appointments for? Is this your mammogram or is that the other day? Yeah I think what mammogram yesterday was supposed to be bloodwork. That's right. Well, I'm sure it's gonna be fantastic. I've never had one myself, but I hear it's not the most pleasant thing in the world. Oh Dumpster mammogram Damn, all kinds of shit going on Do you have to throw away a dumpster? I don't know I can't think of stuff like outside of bulk trash for my house like if I was moving that I would just straight up throw away But Oh God I did not toss and turn. I slept pretty good. Until this morning, I woke up a little early Couldn't get back to sleep good and then, of course, when the alarm went off, it was absolutely not ready to get out But myself Holy shit I can't stop Got a couple more rocker dock orders in last night just out of the blue got three pro units to pack up this afternoon Of course, my adapters are still I'm still just amazed that so many people are still buying them up such a niche thing. I feel like it's been like over a year now. And I think I've was looking at EC yesterday and I'm up to over 400 sales But I guess that isn't that crazy Considering they sold like Millions of units Doesn't sound like that much like in the grand scheme of things when there's 7,008,000,000,000 people in the world whatever it is now 1 million is like a tiny fraction of a percent of the population who bought one of these devices and then another small fraction of them is looking on it for Flashlight adapter just seems like such a tiny traction of people to me, but I don't know. I guess more people that I expected. To buy my fucking rocker duck Anyway, I'm starving to death literally to death so I'm gonna go in here and eat some chicken and rice and probably hear from you pretty soon so I hope you have a wonderful morning and a great mammogram and your dumpster is shiny and new and clean and doesn't smell like sour milk, cabbage And gross dumpster because that's always a drag AnyWho, I will talk to you later OK bye
[2026-09-04 07:17:00] Dave: Oh! I forgot the most important piece of news!! I squeezed my fat ass, reasonably comfortably, into a pair of size 34 pants that I haven’t worn in probably… a year 🤔 ☺️
[2026-09-04 08:25:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning that is awesome about your weight loss. I love that whenever clothes start fitting more comfortably. That's like the freaking best. Anyway, about the dumpster, so both trash isn't for another month so like this is my only option I guess I could have called the trash company to pick up more boat trash, but this is just easier because I get to have it for like four days and Like I'm gonna have the door into the cat room I have to replace with the new door so I'll have a whole door. The dog door is going to be thrown away. I have a couple of back up like old pieces of the dog door just in the other, just shit that's in the garage that is trash. I don't wanna bring. And then there's still shit outside like old flower pots and just shit like that so it's just like Way too big stuff to obviously to fit into the normal trashcan and it's just so much easier just to throw it in a dumpster Joe and I rented I think we had two dumpsters we had them come filled it up completely and then have them bring another one and filled that one up completely whenever we moved here and it just worked super super well So I am doing the same that we don't have to worry about like completely filling up the trashcan to the grammar, bringing it to none of dumpster or whatever it's just right there so anyway That is that And I just took the dog to daycare the guys coming over to fix the closets today too, and it's gonna be Interesting because the drywall guy is going to be pretty much in the same areas as the closet guy so that's gonna be fun but it is what it is shit needs to get done so And then my appointment today and all the other shit so Going to be a busy household busy day I iMessage Christina last night I was just like I can't. I can't be on a meeting today. Sorry like you're gonna have to run it yourself. It's gonna go well for her. She is a big girl she can handle it I know she's stepping kind of into something that wasn't typically her oversight areas. She doesn't really know much about it because this is something. Justin would normally handle but it's freaking fine. It's unfortunate. Aaron is a dumb bitch, but that's OK. Anyway That's really all it is definitely go time it is It is To the wire with all the shit that has to happen so AnyWho, all right well I will. I feel like I'm totally missing a lot. At the office, it's almost 3 day weekend. Are you guys doing anything on our interesting or different over the long weekend? I think that I talk to you later
[2026-09-04 08:42:00] Dave: Oh ok. I assumed you got all the bull trash out 👍
[2026-09-04 08:45:00] Dave: Nope, not doing anything this weekend
[2026-09-04 08:56:00] Sam Willis: How’s the office? Is anyone in?
[2026-09-04 08:57:00] Dave: …ish
[2026-09-04 08:57:00] Sam Willis: Only like 3 more hrs!
[2026-09-04 08:57:00] Dave: More like 2
[2026-09-04 08:57:00] Dave: 😜
[2026-09-04 08:57:00] Dave: Not really. Just me and Sheraun from TRM. Probably 20 others
[2026-09-04 08:58:00] Sam Willis: Basically
[2026-09-04 08:58:00] Dave: It’s a half day right
[2026-09-04 08:58:00] Sam Willis: True true!
[2026-09-04 08:58:00] Dave: 7-11
[2026-09-04 08:58:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-09-04 08:58:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-09-04 09:03:00] Sam Willis: How many do you have going at once?! lol
[2026-09-04 09:03:00] Dave: So far I’ve spent the morning downloading and queuing up my audiobooks
[2026-09-04 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Like do you listen to more than one audio book at a time? Like go back and forth?
[2026-09-04 09:05:00] Dave: No, I listen to the them straight through. But I do switch between series.
[2026-09-04 09:12:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-09-04 09:13:00] Sam Willis: Jesus Christ!
[2026-09-04 09:13:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-09-04 09:13:00] Dave: Yeah I go through a lot of books
[2026-09-04 09:24:00] Sam Willis: How much would you ask for this? $50?
[2026-09-04 09:25:00] Sam Willis: 8 yrs old. Right side won’t close.
[2026-09-04 09:25:00] Sam Willis: Someone has to pick it up and load it. Like I feel i shouldn’t ask for much lol
[2026-09-04 09:25:00] Dave: 50? Did you mean 500
[2026-09-04 09:26:00] Dave: Picking it up yourself is always the expectation. And I’d pay 500 for that in a second and feel like I got a steal
[2026-09-04 09:26:00] Dave: How much was it new?
[2026-09-04 09:26:00] Sam Willis: Maybe $100 at MOST
[2026-09-04 09:27:00] Sam Willis: I’ll ask $150
[2026-09-04 09:27:00] Sam Willis: 🤷‍♀️ a couple thousand? No idea lol
[2026-09-04 09:27:00] Dave: Yeah. 500, is a deal
[2026-09-04 09:27:00] Dave: But it’s in great shape except for the broken thing
[2026-09-04 09:27:00] Sam Willis: $500 seems INSANE
[2026-09-04 09:27:00] Sam Willis: bro. 8 yrs old!
[2026-09-04 09:28:00] Dave: Or search and see what other leather sectionals are selling for
[2026-09-04 09:28:00] Dave: Put it up for 500 for a day and if you don’t sell it, drop the price
[2026-09-04 09:28:00] Dave: Or take whatever offer you get
[2026-09-04 09:29:00] Sam Willis: Yea ppl are asking atleast $200. Crazy. Okkk
[2026-09-04 09:29:00] Sam Willis: And it can’t go through the back until the dog door is out
[2026-09-04 09:29:00] Sam Willis: My one big concern is I don’t think it’ll fit through the front door or the garage 😬😬😬
[2026-09-04 09:30:00] Dave: Put it up for 500 for day. I guarantee you at least get an offer for more than $100
[2026-09-04 10:02:00] Sam Willis: I am SO EXCITED that my dumpster just arrived!! lol Like SO EXCITED!! I can’t wait to throw shit away.
[2026-09-04 10:03:00] Dave: That sounds dumb but I totally know the feeling 😊
[2026-09-04 10:04:00] Dave: It’s so satisfying to get rid of junk
[2026-09-04 10:07:00] Sam Willis: You know what sucks about getting a mammogram. You can’t have any deodorant or anything on
[2026-09-04 10:07:00] Sam Willis: My armpits feel soooooooo weird
[2026-09-04 10:08:00] Dave: I did not know that lol
[2026-09-04 10:08:00] Dave: I can’t remember a time I haven’t worn deodorant
[2026-09-04 10:23:00] Sam Willis: You know how Simba is like the friendliest cat ever?
[2026-09-04 10:24:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-09-04 10:28:00] Dave: What’s he doing?!?
[2026-09-04 10:29:00] Dave: That’s hilarious. And outsider wouldn’t even get a glimpse of my cats lol
[2026-09-04 10:29:00] Sam Willis: The guy laid down you know like the sheet that you do when you’re painting?
[2026-09-04 10:29:00] Sam Willis: Sorry lol. He won’t leave this poor drywall guy alone!!
[2026-09-04 10:29:00] Dave: You can’t just leaving me on a cliffhanger like that!!
[2026-09-04 10:30:00] Dave: Are you already done with drs appointments?
[2026-09-04 10:30:00] Sam Willis: Simba is just laying on it amongst all the drywall cracks falling off the ceiling. He gives no fucks
[2026-09-04 10:30:00] Dave: That’s so crazy
[2026-09-04 10:32:00] Sam Willis: Nice! Are you getting lunch?
[2026-09-04 10:32:00] Dave: Wasn’t expecting that lol
[2026-09-04 10:32:00] Dave: Oh wow! The cafe is open today
[2026-09-04 10:33:00] Dave: I’m not going to be here long enough to get lunch 😜
[2026-09-04 10:33:00] Sam Willis: No I don’t leave until 930ish
[2026-09-04 10:33:00] Dave: lol no. Just getting water
[2026-09-04 10:35:00] Sam Willis: lol I figured
[2026-09-04 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Do you think there’s ppl who literally have a side hustle of buying junk from ppl and then just reselling it?
[2026-09-04 11:19:00] Dave: Absolutely
[2026-09-04 11:20:00] Dave: All that shit you put out is definitely for sale somewhere
[2026-09-04 11:20:00] Dave: I’ve bought stuff from people who that’s their MAIN hustle lol
[2026-09-04 11:38:00] Sam Willis: Too much effort. No thanks. lol
[2026-09-04 11:38:00] Sam Willis: Seems wild
[2026-09-04 11:42:00] Dave: Turning around $50 sofas from chumps for a $450 profit? If you do 5 a week, Monday-Friday… that’s $117k/year not counting deliver fees, and anything else you sell
[2026-09-04 12:52:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I really don't like ultrasound. They really freaked me out because it's very like nerve-racking whenever they're just like you know going over the places and just move along and then they just stopped for like an extended period of time and just like go back-and-forth back-and-forth over this like one area and then you know they're typing like taking pictures and I'm just like what the fuck are you like seeing I don't like that at all. And so she was like a little bit focused on the right side on my left breast. She was like definitely focused and she was like really all over the area that had been biopsy already and so I don't know if she was just trying to get clear pictures to show like that was where the biopsy was before, but like she really freaking me out. She said I'll hear back within the week so love that for me
[2026-09-04 12:54:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, I'm sorry baby. That is kind of scary. I'm sure it's fine though. You're pretty lucky. I hope so anyway but yeah that's fucking sucks. I hate that shit that's like that where they can't tell you anything there cause it's just like the person doing the fucking thing. They're not the doctor that like checks it and verifies the results. But it's just like leaves you like right before a long weekend too just leaves you to fucking wonder
[2026-09-04 13:02:00] Sam Willis: Having my boobs woman handled and does not spark joy but ooooo maybe I get icecream!!!
[2026-09-04 13:03:00] Dave: lol woman-handled
[2026-09-04 13:03:00] Dave: You definitely deserve some ice cream!!
[2026-09-04 13:49:00] Sam Willis: I wish I could take a nap 😩
[2026-09-04 14:20:00] Dave: What are you to to now?
[2026-09-04 14:20:00] Dave: I just did 😅
[2026-09-04 14:20:00] Dave: I bet!
[2026-09-04 14:21:00] Sam Willis: Nice. How was yours?
[2026-09-04 14:21:00] Dave: What’d you get?
[2026-09-04 14:21:00] Dave: It was great!
[2026-09-04 14:21:00] Sam Willis: And yes I did!!
[2026-09-04 14:21:00] Dave: Did you get ice cream since you were a good girl at the doctor?
[2026-09-04 14:22:00] Sam Willis: I’m packing up shit now. Waiting to see if this closet guy will show.
[2026-09-04 14:22:00] Sam Willis: Dirt and worms sundae. Especially Oreo sundae. Amazing
[2026-09-04 14:32:00] Sam Willis: God it is so fucking hot outside
[2026-09-04 14:34:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to have to tackle the garage like early in the morning bc otherwise its a damn sauna
[2026-09-04 14:41:00] Sam Willis: Ok now closet guy is here. Good good. Undale ppl. Let’s get this shit done
[2026-09-04 14:54:00] Dave: It’s coming together!!
[2026-09-04 14:55:00] Dave: Bro, I can’t even go get something out of the garage without sweating through my clothes I
[2026-09-04 14:55:00] Sam Willis: It’s soooo gross
[2026-09-04 14:55:00] Dave: It’s literally like walking into an oven
[2026-09-04 15:30:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/silviu.urdea/reel/Dcv3G_8IbFc/ Silviu Urdea on Instagram 4M views, 61K likes, 23K comments: "Anastasia Korbaleva Funny Posing R...
[2026-09-04 15:35:00] Dave: It’s uncanny lol
[2026-09-04 15:36:00] Dave: like from a physiological perspective
[2026-09-04 15:36:00] Sam Willis: I feel like I’m watching something I shouldn’t be lol
[2026-09-04 15:36:00] Dave: I actually love watching the muscles work though. They’re so grotesquely big and lean that you can see EVERYTHING
[2026-09-04 15:36:00] Sam Willis: I’m…not feeling it lol
[2026-09-04 15:37:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-09-04 15:37:00] Dave: DOES. NOT. COMPUTE.
[2026-09-04 16:03:00] Sam Willis: Nice!! Why’d you move them?
[2026-09-04 16:03:00] Dave: Moved my printers. What a hassle 🙄
[2026-09-04 16:05:00] Sam Willis: That makes sense
[2026-09-04 16:05:00] Dave: Now they’re on pavers
[2026-09-04 16:05:00] Dave: They were too woolly on the dresser. When I wild run them together they would shake the whole thing and interfere with each other causing pore print quality
[2026-09-04 17:34:00] Sam Willis: Like he made 0 attempt to match it
[2026-09-04 17:34:00] Sam Willis: So the drywall guy is repainting the entire ceiling in the 2 areas he fixed and it’s not the same color as the ceiling throughout the rest of the house and I find that to be very annoying
[2026-09-04 17:35:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-09-04 17:35:00] Dave: It isn’t just… white
[2026-09-04 17:35:00] Sam Willis: Yup
[2026-09-04 17:36:00] Sam Willis: There are many shades of white!
[2026-09-04 17:36:00] Dave: Whatever bro. It’s their guy lol
[2026-09-04 17:36:00] Sam Willis: Well it’s an off white
[2026-09-04 17:36:00] Dave: But maybe it will be closer when it dries
[2026-09-04 17:36:00] Sam Willis: I just want to napppppp
[2026-09-04 17:36:00] Sam Willis: Facts
[2026-09-04 17:37:00] Dave: Yeah you’ve been going hard today
[2026-09-04 17:37:00] Dave: Getting your boobs woman-handled
[2026-09-04 17:37:00] Dave: I’m still giggling about woman handled 🤭
[2026-09-04 17:37:00] Sam Willis: He took a 1 hr break earlier then another 2 hr one. Which fine but damn
[2026-09-04 17:37:00] Sam Willis: I wish he wouldn’t have taken a 2 hr damn lunch
[2026-09-04 17:37:00] Dave: Tough day
[2026-09-04 17:38:00] Dave: What are you up to now? Still packing
[2026-09-04 17:39:00] Sam Willis: No watching MW Safety waiting for this dude to leave
[2026-09-04 17:40:00] Sam Willis: I swear to god some cops are soooooooooo not helpful
[2026-09-04 17:41:00] Sam Willis: lol love the view!!! good job baby!
[2026-09-04 19:45:00] Dave: Ahhh nothing like Texas Pit BBQ until I’m so stuffed I can’t move after a leg workout lol
[2026-09-04 19:46:00] Sam Willis: Oof. What time is that
[2026-09-04 19:46:00] Dave: 11 😫
[2026-09-04 19:46:00] Sam Willis: Nice!
[2026-09-04 19:46:00] Dave: Now all I have to do is stay awake long enough to pick Greyson up
[2026-09-04 19:47:00] Sam Willis: Ewwww. Noooo
[2026-09-04 19:47:00] Sam Willis: That’s awful I’m sorry!
[2026-09-04 19:49:00] Dave: I might die
[2026-09-04 19:51:00] Sam Willis: Maybe go to bed now then wake back up lol
[2026-09-04 19:53:00] Dave: Nah I’ll be alright
[2026-09-04 19:53:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-09-04 19:54:00] Dave: I’m designing something in CAD so it will be 11 before I know it lol
[2026-09-04 19:55:00] Sam Willis: What are you designing
[2026-09-04 19:57:00] Dave: Remember the dry boxes for my filament? I’m making a thing to hold 2 dowel rods up off the bottom of the container fare enough apart that a spool of filament will sit on them. It will make sense when I show you.
[2026-09-04 20:10:00] Dave: This is what I walk of the office too all the time
[2026-09-04 20:11:00] Dave: He’s such a fatty
[2026-09-04 20:11:00] Sam Willis: Belly rubssss
[2026-09-04 20:12:00] Sam Willis: The best kind!
[2026-09-04 21:54:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh the Lord baby Jesus in heaven has shown his blessing down upon the and Grayson is already done and it's not even 10 o'clock so I am pretty stoked about that What are you up to? It's only what Almost there Still watching the safety
[2026-09-04 21:57:00] Sam Willis: Woo hoo!! That’s amazing
[2026-09-04 21:58:00] Sam Willis: I just put together the last of the boxes I had. I gotta go tomorrow to get a few more and to get stuff to wrap up my dishes
[2026-09-04 21:58:00] Sam Willis: And maybe something to protect the TVs. But maybe I’ll just cover them with blankets
[2026-09-04 22:01:00] Dave: You’re so industrious
[2026-09-04 22:04:00] Dave: Omg tho… this traffic 😭
[2026-09-04 22:05:00] Dave: I’m on my second wind now too. Not even tired
[2026-09-04 22:06:00] Dave: Hate it
[2026-09-04 22:06:00] Sam Willis: Wtfff is this traffic after a game or something??
[2026-09-04 22:06:00] Sam Willis: Disgusting
[2026-09-04 22:06:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-09-04 22:07:00] Dave: Fucking hs football is life here 🙄
[2026-09-04 22:08:00] Sam Willis: No shit lol
[2026-09-04 22:11:00] Dave: Luckily the band has to put all their shit away and change out of their uniforms and shit so that’ll give the traffic time to die down
[2026-09-04 23:23:00] Sam Willis: Are you awake still? Im 😴
[2026-09-04 23:24:00] Sam Willis: Good night!
[2026-09-04 23:24:00] Dave: Yup
[2026-09-04 23:24:00] Dave: Nite nite baby
[2026-09-04 23:25:00] Sam Willis: I hope you do too!!
[2026-09-04 23:25:00] Dave: Love you ❤️
[2026-09-04 23:25:00] Dave: I hope you sleep sooo well
[2026-09-04 23:26:00] Sam Willis: I love you too

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DAY OVERVIEW Friday. Busy, slightly joking. Sam shares her doctor's appointments and Dave talks about his work.

TOPIC INVENTORY - Dumpster Rental: Sam rented a dumpster for trash, not just bulk trash. - Work: Dave's work on 3D printing, audiobooks, and design. - Weather: Hot weather, with a mention of it being like a sauna. - Ice Cream: Dave and Sam discuss ice cream as a treat. - Drywall Guy: Sam is frustrated with the drywall guy's extended lunch breaks and the new color being different.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT No explicit sexual or physical details were mentioned.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS Sam leads with updates on her day, including sharing her concerns, while Dave listens and offers support. There is no explicit tension, but a sense of camaraderie and shared experiences, particularly in discussing the mundane and the funny. The relationship is one of companionship and mutual support, with no power dynamic shifts noted.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Audio Message.caf" — Dave, about discussing his day. - "Good morning sunshine" — Dave, to Sam. - "Well, I'm sure it's gonna be fantastic" — Dave, about Sam's mammogram. - "I did not toss and turn" — Dave, about his sleep. - "I'm starving to death" — Dave, talking about his hunger. - "Oh Dumpster mammogram" — Dave, joking about Sam's appointments. - "I love that whenever clothes start fitting more comfortably" — Sam, about Dave's weight loss. - "Jesus Christ!" — Sam, reacting to Dave's audiobooks. - "Having my boobs woman handled and does not spark joy" — Sam, joking about her mammogram. - "DOES. NOT. COMPUTE." — Dave, about an Instagram post. - "I hope you do too!" — Dave, wishing Sam a good night's sleep.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Dave mentions he will discuss more about his 3D printing work. - Sam expresses her frustration with the drywall guy and the new color. - Both discuss the hot weather and its impact on their activities.

MOOD MAP Anticipation → Busy Chat → Humor → Supportive → Tired

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    173

    34.6 more; previous daily average 138.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    25

    2.4 more; previous daily average 22.6 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 94 · 54% 79 · 46%
Average reply time 2m 0s (n=48) 4m 52s (n=47)
Conversation starts 2 of 2 · 100% 0 of 2 · 0%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 0s (n=48). 37% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 11s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 257 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 4m 52s (n=47). 4% shorter; pooled historical mean 5m 3s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 251 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 33.3 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 66.7% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 15 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 5m 3s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.1%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 25% higher than the previous daily average of 138.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
  • Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 37% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 11s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 257 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 173 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update52 · 30%
Humor39 · 23%
Frustration19 · 11%
Checking in16 · 9%
Excitement12 · 7%

All other signals

Affection10 · 6%
Emotional support9 · 5%
Vulnerability8 · 5%
Appreciation4 · 2%
Disagreement4 · 2%
Deep sharing3 · 2%
Encouragement2 · 1%
Planning2 · 1%
Request2 · 1%
Boundary setting1 · 1%
Flirting1 · 1%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (29), Humor (26), Frustration (8), Affection (6), Excitement (6)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (23), Humor (13), Checking in (11), Frustration (11), Excitement (6)

Tension and positive follow-ups

7 of 13 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (54%).

6 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 51s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 13 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    How much would you ask for this? $50?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    8 yrs old. Right side won’t close.

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Someone has to pick it up and load it. Like I feel i shouldn’t ask for much lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    50? Did you mean 500

  5. Context · · Dave

    Picking it up yourself is always the expectation. And I’d pay 500 for that in a second and feel like I got a steal

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Someone has to pick it up and load it. Like I feel i shouldn’t ask for much lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    50? Did you mean 500

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    Picking it up yourself is always the expectation. And I’d pay 500 for that in a second and feel like I got a steal

  4. Context · · Dave

    How much was it new?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe $100 at MOST

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement, Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah. 500, is a deal

  2. Context · · Dave

    But it’s in great shape except for the broken thing

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    $500 seems INSANE

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    bro. 8 yrs old!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Or search and see what other leather sectionals are selling for

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

168 of 173 messages (97.1%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 91 / 94 96.8%
Sam Willis 77 / 79 97.5%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.85
Appreciation 0.80
Boundary setting 0.64
Checking in 0.66
Deep sharing 0.75
Disagreement 0.62
Emotional support 0.72
Encouragement 0.80
Excitement 0.71
Flirting 0.70
Frustration 0.72
Humor 0.74
Planning 0.74
Request 0.69
Status update 0.63
Unmet need 0.58
Vulnerability 0.69
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 13:54:30
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.74 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Dave

    Turning around $50 sofas from chumps for a $450 profit? If you do 5 a week, Monday-Friday… that’s $117k/year not counting deliver fees, and anything else you sell

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: I really don't like ultrasound. They really freaked me out because it's very like nerve-racking whenever they're just like you know going over the places and just move along and then they just stopped for like an extended pe…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, I'm sorry baby. That is kind of scary. I'm sure it's fine though. You're pretty lucky. I hope so anyway but yeah that's fucking sucks. I hate that shit that's like that where they can't tell you anythin…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Having my boobs woman handled and smashed by plastic does not spark joy but ooooo maybe I get icecream!!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    lol woman-handled

score 0.77 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Having my boobs woman handled and smashed by plastic does not spark joy but ooooo maybe I get icecream!!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    lol woman-handled

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You definitely deserve some ice cream!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I wish I could take a nap 😩

  5. Context · · Dave

    What are you to to now?

score 0.75 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Dave

    It was great!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And yes I did!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Did you get ice cream since you were a good girl at the doctor?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m packing up shit now. Waiting to see if this closet guy will show.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dirt and worms sundae. Especially Oreo sundae. Amazing

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just made it to the office and a record time. I think traffic is nice and light. I did get out a few minutes early though so that was helpful. I'm sure you're probably about to go ah…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh! I forgot the most important piece of news!! I squeezed my fat ass, reasonably comfortably, into a pair of size 34 pants that I haven’t worn in probably… a year 🤔 ☺️

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning that is awesome about your weight loss. I love that whenever clothes start fitting more comfortably. That's like the freaking best. Anyway, about the dumpster, so both trash isn't for another month so like this…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh ok. I assumed you got all the bull trash out 👍

  5. Context · · Dave

    Nope, not doing anything this weekend

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just want to napppppp

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Facts

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah you’ve been going hard today

  4. Context · · Dave

    Getting your boobs woman-handled

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m still giggling about woman handled 🤭

score 0.79 · confidence 0.7054999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    He’s such a fatty

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Belly rubssss

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    The best kind!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh the Lord baby Jesus in heaven has shown his blessing down upon the and Grayson is already done and it's not even 10 o'clock so I am pretty stoked about that What are you up to? It's only what Almost ther…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Woo hoo!! That’s amazing

Boundary setting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.64 · confidence 0.595

  1. Context · · Dave

    I might die

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe go to bed now then wake back up lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Nah I’ll be alright

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m designing something in CAD so it will be 11 before I know it lol

Checking in

Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just made it to the office and a record time. I think traffic is nice and light. I did get out a few minutes early though so that was helpful. I'm sure you're probably about to go ah…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh! I forgot the most important piece of news!! I squeezed my fat ass, reasonably comfortably, into a pair of size 34 pants that I haven’t worn in probably… a year 🤔 ☺️

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning that is awesome about your weight loss. I love that whenever clothes start fitting more comfortably. That's like the freaking best. Anyway, about the dumpster, so both trash isn't for another month so like this…

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just made it to the office and a record time. I think traffic is nice and light. I did get out a few minutes early though so that was helpful. I'm sure you're probably about to go ah…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh! I forgot the most important piece of news!! I squeezed my fat ass, reasonably comfortably, into a pair of size 34 pants that I haven’t worn in probably… a year 🤔 ☺️

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning that is awesome about your weight loss. I love that whenever clothes start fitting more comfortably. That's like the freaking best. Anyway, about the dumpster, so both trash isn't for another month so like this…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh ok. I assumed you got all the bull trash out 👍

  5. Context · · Dave

    Nope, not doing anything this weekend

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh ok. I assumed you got all the bull trash out 👍

  2. Context · · Dave

    Nope, not doing anything this weekend

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    How’s the office? Is anyone in?

  4. Context · · Dave

    …ish

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Only like 3 more hrs!

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Jesus Christ!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah I go through a lot of books

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    How much would you ask for this? $50?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    8 yrs old. Right side won’t close.

score 0.76 · confidence 0.6715

  1. Context · · Dave

    I’m designing something in CAD so it will be 11 before I know it lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    What are you designing

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Remember the dry boxes for my filament? I’m making a thing to hold 2 dowel rods up off the bottom of the container fare enough apart that a spool of filament will sit on them. It will make sense when I show you.

  4. Context · · Dave

    This is what I walk of the office too all the time

  5. Context · · Dave

    He’s such a fatty

score 0.78 · confidence 0.697

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Disgusting

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Fucking hs football is life here 🙄

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    No shit lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Luckily the band has to put all their shit away and change out of their uniforms and shit so that’ll give the traffic time to die down

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.62 · confidence 0.561

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah. 500, is a deal

  2. Context · · Dave

    But it’s in great shape except for the broken thing

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    $500 seems INSANE

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    bro. 8 yrs old!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Or search and see what other leather sectionals are selling for

score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel like I’m watching something I shouldn’t be lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    I actually love watching the muscles work though. They’re so grotesquely big and lean that you can see EVERYTHING

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’m…not feeling it lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    Right?!

  5. Context · · Dave

    DOES. NOT. COMPUTE.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.75

  1. Context · · Dave

    Now they’re on pavers

  2. Context · · Dave

    They were too woolly on the dresser. When I wild run them together they would shake the whole thing and interfere with each other causing pore print quality

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Like he made 0 attempt to match it

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    So the drywall guy is repainting the entire ceiling in the 2 areas he fixed and it’s not the same color as the ceiling throughout the rest of the house and I find that to be very annoying

  5. Context · · Dave

    wtf

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just made it to the office and a record time. I think traffic is nice and light. I did get out a few minutes early though so that was helpful. I'm sure you're probably about to go ah…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh! I forgot the most important piece of news!! I squeezed my fat ass, reasonably comfortably, into a pair of size 34 pants that I haven’t worn in probably… a year 🤔 ☺️

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning that is awesome about your weight loss. I love that whenever clothes start fitting more comfortably. That's like the freaking best. Anyway, about the dumpster, so both trash isn't for another month so like this…

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    No, I listen to the them straight through. But I do switch between series.

  2. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Jesus Christ!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I go through a lot of books

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    bro. 8 yrs old!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Or search and see what other leather sectionals are selling for

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Put it up for 500 for a day and if you don’t sell it, drop the price

  4. Context · · Dave

    Or take whatever offer you get

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yea ppl are asking atleast $200. Crazy. Okkk

Encouragement

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.89 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Having my boobs woman handled and smashed by plastic does not spark joy but ooooo maybe I get icecream!!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    lol woman-handled

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You definitely deserve some ice cream!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I wish I could take a nap 😩

  5. Context · · Dave

    What are you to to now?

score 0.72 · confidence 0.646

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s awful I’m sorry!

  2. Context · · Dave

    I might die

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Maybe go to bed now then wake back up lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    Nah I’ll be alright

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha

Excitement

Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just made it to the office and a record time. I think traffic is nice and light. I did get out a few minutes early though so that was helpful. I'm sure you're probably about to go ah…

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh! I forgot the most important piece of news!! I squeezed my fat ass, reasonably comfortably, into a pair of size 34 pants that I haven’t worn in probably… a year 🤔 ☺️

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning that is awesome about your weight loss. I love that whenever clothes start fitting more comfortably. That's like the freaking best. Anyway, about the dumpster, so both trash isn't for another month so like this…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh ok. I assumed you got all the bull trash out 👍

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    But it’s in great shape except for the broken thing

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    $500 seems INSANE

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    bro. 8 yrs old!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Or search and see what other leather sectionals are selling for

  5. Context · · Dave

    Put it up for 500 for a day and if you don’t sell it, drop the price

score 0.95 · confidence 0.833

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    My one big concern is I don’t think it’ll fit through the front door or the garage 😬😬😬

  2. Context · · Dave

    Put it up for 500 for day. I guarantee you at least get an offer for more than $100

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I am SO EXCITED that my dumpster just arrived!! lol Like SO EXCITED!! I can’t wait to throw shit away.

  4. Context · · Dave

    That sounds dumb but I totally know the feeling 😊

  5. Context · · Dave

    It’s so satisfying to get rid of junk

Flirting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Facts

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah you’ve been going hard today

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Getting your boobs woman-handled

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m still giggling about woman handled 🤭

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    He took a 1 hr break earlier then another 2 hr one. Which fine but damn

Frustration

Showing 3 of 19 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.67 · confidence 0.6034999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    How much would you ask for this? $50?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    8 yrs old. Right side won’t close.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Someone has to pick it up and load it. Like I feel i shouldn’t ask for much lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    50? Did you mean 500

  5. Context · · Dave

    Picking it up yourself is always the expectation. And I’d pay 500 for that in a second and feel like I got a steal

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Someone has to pick it up and load it. Like I feel i shouldn’t ask for much lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    50? Did you mean 500

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Picking it up yourself is always the expectation. And I’d pay 500 for that in a second and feel like I got a steal

  4. Context · · Dave

    How much was it new?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe $100 at MOST

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah. 500, is a deal

  2. Context · · Dave

    But it’s in great shape except for the broken thing

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    $500 seems INSANE

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    bro. 8 yrs old!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Or search and see what other leather sectionals are selling for

Humor

Showing 3 of 39 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just made it to the office and a record time. I think traffic is nice and light. I did get out a few minutes early though so that was helpful. I'm sure you're probably about to go ah…

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh! I forgot the most important piece of news!! I squeezed my fat ass, reasonably comfortably, into a pair of size 34 pants that I haven’t worn in probably… a year 🤔 ☺️

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning that is awesome about your weight loss. I love that whenever clothes start fitting more comfortably. That's like the freaking best. Anyway, about the dumpster, so both trash isn't for another month so like this…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh ok. I assumed you got all the bull trash out 👍

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh! I forgot the most important piece of news!! I squeezed my fat ass, reasonably comfortably, into a pair of size 34 pants that I haven’t worn in probably… a year 🤔 ☺️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning that is awesome about your weight loss. I love that whenever clothes start fitting more comfortably. That's like the freaking best. Anyway, about the dumpster, so both trash isn't for another month so like this…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh ok. I assumed you got all the bull trash out 👍

  4. Context · · Dave

    Nope, not doing anything this weekend

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    How’s the office? Is anyone in?

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Nope, not doing anything this weekend

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    How’s the office? Is anyone in?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    …ish

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Only like 3 more hrs!

  5. Context · · Dave

    More like 2

Planning

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    And it can’t go through the back until the dog door is out

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    My one big concern is I don’t think it’ll fit through the front door or the garage 😬😬😬

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Put it up for 500 for day. I guarantee you at least get an offer for more than $100

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I am SO EXCITED that my dumpster just arrived!! lol Like SO EXCITED!! I can’t wait to throw shit away.

  5. Context · · Dave

    That sounds dumb but I totally know the feeling 😊

score 0.68 · confidence 0.629

  1. Context · · Dave

    11 😫

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Nice!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Now all I have to do is stay awake long enough to pick Greyson up

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ewwww. Noooo

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s awful I’m sorry!

Request

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    50? Did you mean 500

  2. Context · · Dave

    Picking it up yourself is always the expectation. And I’d pay 500 for that in a second and feel like I got a steal

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    How much was it new?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe $100 at MOST

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’ll ask $150

score 0.67 · confidence 0.6034999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m designing something in CAD so it will be 11 before I know it lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    What are you designing

  4. Context · · Dave

    Remember the dry boxes for my filament? I’m making a thing to hold 2 dowel rods up off the bottom of the container fare enough apart that a spool of filament will sit on them. It will make sense when I show you.

  5. Context · · Dave

    This is what I walk of the office too all the time

Status update

Showing 3 of 52 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.844

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning that is awesome about your weight loss. I love that whenever clothes start fitting more comfortably. That's like the freaking best. Anyway, about the dumpster, so both trash isn't for another month so like this…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh ok. I assumed you got all the bull trash out 👍

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Nope, not doing anything this weekend

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    How’s the office? Is anyone in?

  5. Context · · Dave

    …ish

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    More like 2

  2. Context · · Dave

    😜

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Not really. Just me and Sheraun from TRM. Probably 20 others

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Basically

  5. Context · · Dave

    It’s a half day right

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Not really. Just me and Sheraun from TRM. Probably 20 others

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Basically

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    It’s a half day right

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    True true!

  5. Context · · Dave

    7-11

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525

  1. Context · · Dave

    😜

  2. Context · · Dave

    Not really. Just me and Sheraun from TRM. Probably 20 others

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Basically

  4. Context · · Dave

    It’s a half day right

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    True true!

score 0.68 · confidence 0.6204999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    It’s so satisfying to get rid of junk

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You know what sucks about getting a mammogram. You can’t have any deodorant or anything on

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    My armpits feel soooooooo weird

  4. Context · · Dave

    I did not know that lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    I can’t remember a time I haven’t worn deodorant

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Seems wild

  2. Context · · Dave

    Turning around $50 sofas from chumps for a $450 profit? If you do 5 a week, Monday-Friday… that’s $117k/year not counting deliver fees, and anything else you sell

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: I really don't like ultrasound. They really freaked me out because it's very like nerve-racking whenever they're just like you know going over the places and just move along and then they just stopped for like an extended pe…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, I'm sorry baby. That is kind of scary. I'm sure it's fine though. You're pretty lucky. I hope so anyway but yeah that's fucking sucks. I hate that shit that's like that where they can't tell you anythin…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Having my boobs woman handled and smashed by plastic does not spark joy but ooooo maybe I get icecream!!!