2026-03-04

General

TranscriptNarrativeSam POVDave POVPulseOdysseyObeyInsightsWeekly

Transcript (tap to expand)

[2026-03-04 00:28:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-04 00:29:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-03-04 06:12:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-04 06:32:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-04 06:38:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I I couldn't get the audio Going in time to catch my actual natural laugh, but I laughed out loud for a good two seconds Said Obviously, you're beautiful when you wake up because you're beautiful all the time but like I could definitely see you like rolling up out of it like that I'm still actually looking at it cause my things is open – but anyway yeah I'm just on my way to work a little late cause I had to pack up more fucking horses this morning not that I'm complaining but like Jesus Christ people Need their flesh adapter that's for sure So yeah, what is this like? Friday should be as much as I've been in the fucking office already. And there's a cop being weird up here in my interest to my housing area He's like after somebody like pulled in a stoplight as you go into the neighborhood and the police turned in and then stopped. It's just like really one and a half lanes and he kind of stopped over to the right in the car behind him. Wasn't sure what to do so he went around and then the cop took off after I don't know he didn't turn lights on, so I guess it's fine. Whatever Headed to work for the 10th time this week sucks Running late maybe I just kill myself. I don't have to worry about this office experience that'll show up. Anyway Despite having to go to work feel OK decent mood slept pretty well. Very boy did pretty good. That didn't really actually he didn't ask, but he was cute because like at some point in the middle of the night. Or sometime after I've been asleep, maybe it was when I texted you I texted you a kiss or something and but he had like woken up and came over and Like done that thing sit down and like kind of like lays his way into you, but he plopped his whole fucking box on top of me He woke me up a little piece of shit. It's pretty cute though. And then he walks like walked over me He wouldn't lay down after that So yeah, that's on now So I hope you had a great night sleep, especially after your killer workout yesterday And I hope you woke up gently and have a great easy ride to work and I can't wait to talk to you soon, sweetheart Kisses
[2026-03-04 07:16:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning the fact that you can like the sound somewhat chipper in the morning is like beyond me. I just wanna like scream into a pillow. You do make me smile in the morning thank you for that Craziness but I actually did not get up at all in the middle of the night with the dogs, which was insane. I can't remember the last time that happened. So yeah, they did give me up though like 450 so I was like fuck it I'm up. We're doing this whatever so yeah but I let Ginger Jen Jen, whatever the fuck. Sleep on the bed with us last night and she like slept on the outer edge. She wasn't even near. Christian Christian still had his entire fucking spot on the bed whatever and he still like threw an absolute shit fit like as he was going to bed and I just didn't even he just was talking yelling, exasperated, blah blah, and I just was like I literally didn't say a word. And she slept up there all night and was a fucking angel didn't even move so whatever anyway but yeah that's a that's a thing now she'll probably wanna do it every night so that is my bad but you know what fuck it Also I'm very sore. I'm gonna need to take ibuprofen today cause I can feel attention headache coming on but when I got home last night, not only was I trying to practice headstands but I was like OK. I'm gonna see if I can even do a back band anymore. Like even just lifting myself up off the ground And I haven't done that in forever and so anyway I did and everything hurt and now my lower back is like what the fuck did you do? We don't be like that anymore but anyway it was good though but yeah, I'm quite sore. Also, I love that you say police you're so funny. It's quite adorable speaking of police. I really hate when they turn on their lights just to like disobey basic traffic rules so I passed one just as I was listening to your message. I passed one that was like trying to come out at like a Walgreens and he needed to make a right turn which. Right, which isn't even that hard to do but instead of wanting to wait he was just like I'm just gonna turn on my lights and whip on out of here which is why he fucking dead cause at first I thought he was gonna come in after me, but I was like fuck is he pulling me over but he just wanted to fucking go cause as soon as he got into the main street he turned them off again I'm like You're an idiot Whatever this is also getting along, and I'm not talking about anything important but I've got a business is booming with those adapters Yeah, that's awesome
[2026-03-04 07:17:00] Dave: Wuuuuut!! What god dogs!
[2026-03-04 07:21:00] Dave: lol…. Sigh… why does a word as simple as “us” trigger me 🤦‍♂️. “…in bed with us…” Trigger is a strong word. But still. 😋
[2026-03-04 07:24:00] Dave: Oh shit lol… I paused it to say that last thing, mostly in good humor so I hadn’t even heard the “yelling” part lol. So is it “no dogs in bed” when he’s in bed (😒). Like, what was he saying?… at bedtime… who tf goes to bed bitching about stuff.
[2026-03-04 07:25:00] Dave: Hahaha. Yeah Wiggle Berry thinks he is fully entitled to the entire upstairs and my bedroom now lol
[2026-03-04 07:26:00] Dave: lol, backbend. Easy sport!
[2026-03-04 07:26:00] Dave: How do you say police?
[2026-03-04 07:27:00] Dave: Everything you say is important 👸😘
[2026-03-04 07:29:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I kind of love whenever you are live texting too to the message actually makes a little bit easier to respond. I say, police like the police. Police now I'm questioning myself the police yeah it's just like anyway Let's see oh yeah bear is 100% of title to bears entitled to do whatever bear wants to do OK I don't even know how you ever had restrictions on it to begin with and I'm still feeling bad for creek so we gotta work on that now that you're comfortable with there, you said one at a time now it's time for the other one so Yeah, the reason why I had to say us is so because then the whole point of it was that he was a fucking pissed off about it and yes, he goes to bed mad all the time like seriously we don't even say good night most of the time like I just we just don't fucking say anything. You just lay down and don't talk and go to sleep because most time he's in a fucking mood. So whatever Ignore So yeah, anyway speaking of triggered, though I am listening to a Myrna podcast, cause you know nothing gets me quite going in the morning like death way, I was laughing at your hole maybe I'll just kill myself. That'll show him with the office. I did laugh at that but anyway. Speaking of death, listening to a murder podcast and it's one that just happened Like the murder just happened on Presidents' Day that couple weeks ago when we had the Monday off and they played the entire 911 call and I'm sitting here like I'm like triggered. I'm like holding my breath. I'm like holy fuck this is upsetting and then they get down in there like we just gotta say this is the funniest 911 call we've ever heard. Bro, let me get the motherfuck over OK, sorry
[2026-03-04 07:31:00] Dave: And have you seen that movie with Brad Pit about WW2, where he’s an army guy or whatever? It’s some years old. It was popular when it came out. Can’t remember the name. Anyway, one of the tag lines was something like: We’re in the business of killin Nazis (gnat-seez), and brother, business is booming. It was on the trailer. Anyway, the way he said it - in his character’s way - always stuck in my head so now whenever I hear the phrase, I hear it like that. Lol, that was a lot to describe something pretty silly 🤪
[2026-03-04 07:32:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'm laughing because I knew I got cut off And of course they cut off right after you heard me losing my shit on this driver sorry about that. A little hit road rage. Also my fucking tire pressure light just came on and my tire is only at 27. That's pretty bad so it's fine. It'll be fine. OK anyway they were like that's the funniest 901 recording we've ever heard and I'm like what are you talking about like I was sitting here holding my breath triggered and stressed listening to this and they're like yeah what a fucking lying piece of shit that's just like are we sure? But I haven't got shit so I think the dude's already been arrested and fun fact he auditioned for American Idol and made it to like Las Vegas is that where they go now anyway so it's like Talented is the freaking American Idol murder and it's like dude he wasn't even on TV like he made it. It never was even show so yeah but yeah it just happened like two weeks ago in Ohio.
[2026-03-04 07:32:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmYC9RAMVeo Inglourious Basterds #2 Movie CLIP - Business is A-boomin' (2009) HD Inglourious Basterds movie clips: http://j.mp/ZuFZFZBUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/ukmkhzDon't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6prCLIP DESCRI...
[2026-03-04 07:33:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha I was just thinking if that was the one you were referring to
[2026-03-04 07:34:00] Dave: Like TUHs-titos…? 😐
[2026-03-04 07:34:00] Dave: Like TUHs-titos…? 😐
[2026-03-04 07:34:00] Sam Willis: TOSS titos
[2026-03-04 07:36:00] Dave: Creek is fiiiine
[2026-03-04 07:36:00] Dave: He does his own thing
[2026-03-04 07:36:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-03-04 07:37:00] Dave: Hahaha, nothing gets me going in the morning like death
[2026-03-04 07:37:00] Dave: And lol, glad you liked my plan to get one over on Schwab 🤭
[2026-03-04 07:38:00] Dave: 27 isn’t that bad
[2026-03-04 07:39:00] Dave: That’s a for real thing! I hate when they obviously foreshadow what’s going to happen while I’m still trying to process!
[2026-03-04 07:42:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, a couple of things that bother me so Murder podcasts, like I like these these guys whatever they're a couple anyway I like the podcast I listen to, but They talk a lot of shit about the killers and just like people in general and it's like in the moment of A tragedy like somebody dying and you're making a 91 call and whatever the fuck like people are gonna act differently how do I know this is phony cause he's saying like maybe incoherent shit that doesn't naturally slow like in a logical way well, of course not he's trying to like process his dead wife in front of him and also answer this dispatcher questions And he has two young kids in the house. He's probably thinking about like if this guy wasn't the murderer which it sounds like he is, but if he wasn't, it's like, can we not give some people a little bit of grace for how they act in a time of trauma I mean Jesus who knows how you would react so that always bothers me. It bothers me on like fricking 2020 episodes when they're like yeah you know. They didn't shed a single tear. It's like some people don't fucking shed tears. They're the adrenaline's fucking running and they're not gonna cry yet. Jesus so that really bothers me and then the other thing is I also. It's always kind of like funny to me and also annoying how somebody is like screaming on one call and then the dispatcher. I mean this is how they have to be but they're very just. Straight questions, calm down, breathe and like I totally get all that but sometimes it's like did you not hear a fucking word that he just said like you're asking questions? Say the dude already answered and it's just like dispatcher come on bro but now I get it like that's their job, but Whatever this dispatcher kept calling the husband ma'am and that's also just really bothering me
[2026-03-04 07:57:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I guess you can't record an audio message when you have text the chat box Aside, just send a message Bro, there's these there's these two chatty bitches that have a podcast that I just like despise and everybody loves them and they like do some good stories but I just can't listen to them because of how much shit they talk and like delay the story it's like a mom for podcast, but not because Doing the stories it's just blah blah blah. Oh he's so guilty. Definitely this guy is older and I'm like fuck Jesus shut up anyway yeah I would be totally fucked. If. Like our crisis situation like if Julie turned up dead or something because like Who knows who the hell you're gonna act in that kind of situation for one but I'm pretty sure I would remain calm and collected like and not show a bunch of crazy grief so anybody listens with Paul or interviewing me later will you set a table sign or you are even whatever like distraught I'm like motherfucker I don't get distraught. Don't know me. So that's the other thing you're like the police were interviewing me or something and Or OK so that's the other thing they'll like in one breath say well you should always ask for attorney before you talk to the police and then in the next breath I'll be like well. Only guilty people ask for an attorney instead of you talking to the police if you don't have everything to hide I'm like motherfucker I am never asking or talking to the police. Don't give a fuck what it is. If there's any chance that It could like be a criminal charge of something like I'm being questioned Now an attorney, bro yeah there's those shows like that always Either flip sides are like just don't take that into consideration
[2026-03-04 08:06:00] Sam Willis: YES!!!! The attorney thing drives me INSANE
[2026-03-04 08:07:00] Sam Willis: Alwayssssss talk to an attorney
[2026-03-04 08:07:00] Sam Willis: Byeeeeeeew
[2026-03-04 08:08:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: The thing that gets me about the attorney thing is that sometimes people will ask for a attorney and I'm like oh good that's smart yes great and then the cops will be like OK you know and act like they're going to pack up and walk out the door and they start like they might ask one more question And then the bitch will keep talking the person who just asked for an attorney and it's like dude just stop talking so yeah yeah but that fucking tries nuts and then they ask for an attorney and so you know very suspicious. I'm like really you don't fucking false confessions are out there this is bullshit.
[2026-03-04 08:09:00] Dave: People don’t know. Or “do you think I need an attorney?” TO THE COPS
[2026-03-04 08:11:00] Dave: Even on traffic stops… Do you know how fast you were going? -no offense officer but I don’t answer questions.
[2026-03-04 08:11:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, change in topic but I mean related to bad people So my dad's birthday was yesterday and I called him and I was like you know why aren't you doing anything then and he's like well. I've been getting up at 3 AM for work and I'm like what the fuck so my dad is ahead of security for the state well no he's not state. OK let me back up. I don't know how it is in Texas, but in Illinois there are gambling machines and like tons of gas stations. Bars like slot machines They're all over the freaking state. It's like it's like a big thing so my dad has had a security for the company that owns the machine so a lot of his job is fucking watching fucking Videos of Raelynn talking to police and other people ripped them off blah blah so anyway I was like why have you been up at 3 AM and he's like well we're trying to catch this gang out of Chicago that has literally stolen like $2 million from us since October and we just they probably hit a 70 times and we just keep kind of missing them so he's been working with the police there And they've like they found them and have started chasing them off and then the police like just they stopped the chase cause of Chicago and I guess they don't wanna do high high speed police chase is there I don't know but anyway so he was like yeah look up this gang. He's like they're all over they've stolen tons of cars and they just do a bunch of shit. We a lot of them have been arrested for other things no violence but anyway he just they just got them so That's kind of exciting. I guess it was like a huge thing operation so my dad wasn't physically there but he was a he was like monitoring and working with places since they were like doing it so that's exciting. Fun times in small town Illinois although I guess Chicago itself is small
[2026-03-04 08:12:00] Dave: Because there’s a whole fucking playbook on how to get people to admit shit to strengthen your case in court. “Yeah I mean… ok… maybe I was going like 60 (in a 55)”. Boom. Admission of guilt. Easy tax collection.
[2026-03-04 08:13:00] Dave: No gambling here
[2026-03-04 08:14:00] Dave: Oh shit! Nice’
[2026-03-04 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Is it time to go home yet?
[2026-03-04 09:12:00] Sam Willis: Stephen just pinged me “you’re the best” and I am both shooketh and creeped out
[2026-03-04 09:14:00] Sam Willis: I think I’m in the luteal phase rn 🤔
[2026-03-04 09:25:00] Dave: What makes you think that?
[2026-03-04 09:25:00] Dave: By my estimation you’re in your follicular phase.
[2026-03-04 09:26:00] Sam Willis: Acne and headaches
[2026-03-04 09:26:00] Sam Willis: Why do you think I’m in the follicular phase
[2026-03-04 09:28:00] Sam Willis: Bloating…
[2026-03-04 09:29:00] Sam Willis: Tired…
[2026-03-04 09:33:00] Dave: I’m counting that really bad day last week and the days around it as your menstrual week energy, headaches, introspection, and lower libido (than the week or two prior, which roughly tracks). Well, you’re always tired. But you’ve also been highly motivated this week. You’ve walked the dogs, worked out, started headstands, thought about AND TOOK ACTION towards doing hobbies. Your mood has been good, and stable.
[2026-03-04 09:34:00] Dave: And it’s generally been a couple weeks since you’ve been super horny. So if that indicates your ovulatory phase, that also tracks, and should be coming back around soon.
[2026-03-04 09:40:00] Sam Willis: I’ll respond in a bit (calls 🙄) but I just need to say that I love you. You are the best. I love how well you know me and pay attention to me, even the shit I don’t say that you just observe 😭
[2026-03-04 09:40:00] Sam Willis: like, THAT is intimacy
[2026-03-04 09:40:00] Dave: Mmmmm 🫠
[2026-03-04 09:42:00] Dave: Thank you baby. I love that you recognize it and call it out. THAT makes me feel so loved, noticed, and important . And it’s the best praise I could possible get 🥰
[2026-03-04 09:43:00] Dave: Except maybe praise for sex 😏😈
[2026-03-04 09:44:00] Dave: Hehehe, jk jk. Love the latter ofc, but the former is definitely the best 🫠💕
[2026-03-04 09:46:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I wish we had the opportunity to HAVE more sex bc I would definitely be praising 🥵
[2026-03-04 09:46:00] Dave: Me too 🤤
[2026-03-04 09:47:00] Sam Willis: I’m getting to that point again where I’m getting stir crazy and impatient with not being able to be with you. Hmph
[2026-03-04 09:48:00] Dave: Yeah, same here
[2026-03-04 09:48:00] Dave: Also hmph
[2026-03-04 09:58:00] Sam Willis: Have you heard any mumblings of when the f they are going to announce the Jeff replacement?
[2026-03-04 09:59:00] Dave: Nope, nothing
[2026-03-04 09:59:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-03-04 10:06:00] Sam Willis: I’m getting worried that the new carpet is going to be too light and all the dust, dirt, and bullshit the dogs track in on their paws is just going to fuck it up. Like I’m going to see little brown spots all over 😭😭
[2026-03-04 10:06:00] Sam Willis: But it’s too late and I’m already committed and it’s happening
[2026-03-04 10:07:00] Sam Willis: My dad said to just prohibit the dogs from going upstairs…
[2026-03-04 10:07:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-04 10:07:00] Dave: CHARLEY MURPHEEEY
[2026-03-04 10:08:00] Sam Willis: That’s not Dave Chappelle?
[2026-03-04 10:08:00] Sam Willis: Like…with a wig?
[2026-03-04 10:09:00] Dave: I mean… any light color is gonna suck lol
[2026-03-04 10:09:00] Dave: Woooooooooow
[2026-03-04 10:09:00] Dave: 🤦‍♂️
[2026-03-04 10:09:00] Dave: No. It’s…. Ahem…. Charley Murphy.
[2026-03-04 10:09:00] Dave: I mean… any light color is gonna suck lol
[2026-03-04 10:09:00] Dave: Woooooooooow
[2026-03-04 10:09:00] Dave: 🤦‍♂️
[2026-03-04 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Dave!!!!
[2026-03-04 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Is it not?!??
[2026-03-04 10:09:00] Sam Willis: THIS IS BEFORE MY TIME
[2026-03-04 10:09:00] Dave: No. It’s…. Ahem…. Charley Murphy.
[2026-03-04 10:10:00] Sam Willis: I don’t know who that is…googling
[2026-03-04 10:10:00] Sam Willis: Oh he dead
[2026-03-04 10:10:00] Dave: I think that’s from the Rick James episode. Maybe the Prince episode.
[2026-03-04 10:10:00] Dave: It’s Eddie Murphy brother
[2026-03-04 10:11:00] Dave: Dude was a fucking hilarious story teller
[2026-03-04 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Episode of…. the Dave chappelle show???
[2026-03-04 10:11:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-03-04 10:11:00] Sam Willis: OK
[2026-03-04 10:11:00] Sam Willis: So I was close
[2026-03-04 10:11:00] Sam Willis: You can see my confusion
[2026-03-04 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Same same
[2026-03-04 10:11:00] Dave: Meh… I’ll let this one slide
[2026-03-04 10:11:00] Dave: Both episodes are definitely worth watching.
[2026-03-04 10:11:00] Dave: Meh… I’ll let this one slide
[2026-03-04 10:12:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-04 10:13:00] Sam Willis: Awww he died from leukemia. That’s sad
[2026-03-04 10:25:00] Sam Willis: Do you think gabby is truly as nice as she seems or do you think she low key hates everyone
[2026-03-04 10:25:00] Sam Willis: Bc she’s like…so nice
[2026-03-04 10:26:00] Dave: I think she’s pretty genuine
[2026-03-04 10:26:00] Sam Willis: Who can be that pleasant all the time?? So admirable lol
[2026-03-04 10:26:00] Dave: lol
[2026-03-04 10:27:00] Dave: Oh please. Like you’re ever actually unpleasant TO anyone
[2026-03-04 10:28:00] Sam Willis: I so am
[2026-03-04 10:28:00] Dave: 🙄
[2026-03-04 10:28:00] Dave: Name one time
[2026-03-04 10:29:00] Sam Willis: That I’ve been unpleasant to someone?!?
[2026-03-04 10:29:00] Dave: Yes
[2026-03-04 10:29:00] Sam Willis: Like to their face?
[2026-03-04 10:29:00] Dave: Yes
[2026-03-04 10:29:00] Sam Willis: Ummmmm
[2026-03-04 10:29:00] Sam Willis: I know it’s happened before
[2026-03-04 10:29:00] Sam Willis: 🤔
[2026-03-04 10:29:00] Sam Willis: Define “unpleasant” lol
[2026-03-04 10:30:00] Dave: Whatever you admire gabby do not being.
[2026-03-04 10:30:00] Dave: Whatever you admire gabby do not being.
[2026-03-04 10:31:00] Dave: Speaking of gabby. She’s been gaining some weight back. I wonder if she stopped taking the medicine.
[2026-03-04 10:33:00] Sam Willis: Oh I know I know! A few years back in St. Louis I was rude to an insurance adjuster because I was trying to sell my house but the roof needed to be fixed and there were delays. And I called him every day for an update and he basically hated me and said he’s super busy and he will get to it when he gets to it, and I said “well we are ALL busy, sir, but this needs to get done asap. The house closes like in 3 days (or something)”
[2026-03-04 10:33:00] Sam Willis: Soooo pretty proud of myself
[2026-03-04 10:33:00] Sam Willis: Oh I know I know! A few years back in St. Louis I was rude to an insurance adjuster because I was trying to sell my house but the roof needed to be fixed and there were delays. And I called him every day for an update and he basically hated me and said he’s super busy and he will get to it when he gets to it, and I said “well we are ALL busy, sir, but this needs to get done asap. The house closes like in 3 days (or something)”
[2026-03-04 10:33:00] Sam Willis: Soooo pretty proud of myself
[2026-03-04 10:34:00] Sam Willis: When I was in high school I also told some jr high kids that I would beat their fucking ass if they kept blowing their air horns while we were at my brothers 8th grade graduation
[2026-03-04 10:34:00] Sam Willis: I’ll come back to this. 1x1 with Stephen. Blah
[2026-03-04 10:34:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-04 10:34:00] Sam Willis: When I was in high school I also told some jr high kids that I would beat their fucking ass if they kept blowing their air horns while we were at my brothers 8th grade graduation
[2026-03-04 10:34:00] Dave: YEARS….
[2026-03-04 10:34:00] Dave: LOLOL decades now
[2026-03-04 10:34:00] Sam Willis: I’ll come back to this. 1x1 with Stephen. Blah
[2026-03-04 11:02:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Yeah, so maybe I've become even more of a people pleaser as I get older. I don't know. I thought I was supposed to care less about things so I don't know I'm backwards just like my anxiety's gotten worse as I've gotten older. Anyway, OK about the About the Gabby thing I know so the whole fasting conversation that took 20 minutes plus yesterday with JB Gabby Christine and I were messaging each other afterwards cause Christina wants to start fasting but anyway Gabby was like yeah I definitely been eating like crap and you know whatever so Can't blame the girl I have as well. I don't know, though if she stopped taking the meds, she hasn't ever mentioned the meds to us, but aren't they super freaking expensive? Worth it so yeah
[2026-03-04 11:05:00] Dave: It’s pretty affordable if your insurance pays for it. But that has all been insurance companies ever since it exploded in popularity
[2026-03-04 11:12:00] Sam Willis: I still think it’s so risky
[2026-03-04 11:12:00] Sam Willis: Not knowing the long term implications
[2026-03-04 11:13:00] Sam Willis: I’m a strong, independent woman that don’t need no man…until someone asks me about house shit 😂
[2026-03-04 11:18:00] Dave: It’s no less safe or risky than taking an ssri. Just like those medications antagonize or agonize serotonin, etc. receptors in the brain, ozempic does the same to glp-1 receptors
[2026-03-04 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm still don’t trust it. Not enough data.
[2026-03-04 11:29:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, would you ever do like any experimental drug trials like if you get paid you know how people do those I think depending on what it is maybe I would and then also would you ever Give sperm to a sperm bank for money
[2026-03-04 11:31:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Different than oddly specific questions Yeah, the first one I guess it just depends like not really interested I mean not that I have anything against it like I guess same answer for both like I wouldn't cause I don't like need money that badly I guess and I don't feel any kind of civic responsibility to do either of those things But like I don't know if it was some medication that like Did something super helpful or whatever like that I wanted maybe
[2026-03-04 11:31:00] Dave: And you?
[2026-03-04 11:31:00] Dave: I guess… sell… eggs? 🪺
[2026-03-04 11:31:00] Dave: Is that a thing?
[2026-03-04 11:33:00] Dave: So here’s what I was thinking about the Reddit accounts. When we see something we like, we share it to our profile. I can’t remember if I followed my account for you but if not, you can follow accounts. Thoughts?
[2026-03-04 12:07:00] Sam Willis: 🤔 I honestly have no idea 😂😂
[2026-03-04 12:07:00] Sam Willis: 🤔 I honestly have no idea 😂😂
[2026-03-04 12:07:00] Sam Willis: No one wants my eggs anymore lol
[2026-03-04 12:08:00] Dave: Did they used to be in high demand?
[2026-03-04 12:09:00] Sam Willis: I mean because I’m old. Old eggs 😜
[2026-03-04 12:09:00] Sam Willis: Ok how to share? Just copy link and send to our chat?
[2026-03-04 12:09:00] Sam Willis: I mean because I’m old. Old eggs 😜
[2026-03-04 12:10:00] Dave: Bitch I took screenshots for you 🙄
[2026-03-04 12:10:00] Dave: Bitch I took screenshots for you 🙄
[2026-03-04 12:10:00] Sam Willis: Oh
[2026-03-04 12:10:00] Sam Willis: Bahaha
[2026-03-04 12:10:00] Sam Willis: Hold please
[2026-03-04 12:11:00] Sam Willis: Ok but that profile is me?? That’s why I’m confused!
[2026-03-04 12:11:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-04 12:12:00] Sam Willis: So I’m sharing it to myself dum dum
[2026-03-04 12:13:00] Dave: You’re sharing it to your profile. So when I go to… your profile… I’ll see it there.
[2026-03-04 12:13:00] Dave: Dum dum
[2026-03-04 12:13:00] Sam Willis: Oooooo
[2026-03-04 12:13:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-03-04 12:13:00] Sam Willis: Ok
[2026-03-04 12:13:00] Dave: Check my profile. I shared something to test earlier
[2026-03-04 12:14:00] Sam Willis: Ok but who all can see what posts I share? Just my followers right?
[2026-03-04 12:14:00] Dave: If you’re following me it will be in the sidebar
[2026-03-04 12:14:00] Sam Willis: I see yours
[2026-03-04 12:14:00] Sam Willis: Yea yea I’m following you
[2026-03-04 12:15:00] Sam Willis: Still unsure on this though
[2026-03-04 12:15:00] Sam Willis: Still unsure on this though
[2026-03-04 12:15:00] Dave: Oh. Didn’t see tha.
[2026-03-04 12:15:00] Dave: Yeah afaik
[2026-03-04 12:16:00] Sam Willis: STILL SCARY!!
[2026-03-04 12:16:00] Dave: lol
[2026-03-04 12:16:00] Dave: You’re adorable
[2026-03-04 12:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-04 12:17:00] Sam Willis: Weird. The post button is greyed out
[2026-03-04 12:18:00] Dave: Log out and back in
[2026-03-04 12:19:00] Sam Willis: See if you can see one
[2026-03-04 12:20:00] Dave: Yep! Good job! You’re so smart!
[2026-03-04 12:20:00] Sam Willis: YAY ME!!!
[2026-03-04 12:31:00] Sam Willis: This day is so annoying. 30 min mtg. 30 min break. 30 min mtg. 30 min break. Over and over again. 🤬🤬
[2026-03-04 12:31:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-03-04 12:32:00] Dave: Better than no breaks though right?
[2026-03-04 12:33:00] Sam Willis: Ugh
[2026-03-04 12:33:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-04 12:38:00] Sam Willis: Korman looks like he’s lost weight
[2026-03-04 12:44:00] Dave: You think?
[2026-03-04 12:45:00] Dave: I hadn’t noticed
[2026-03-04 12:45:00] Dave: I’ll have to pay attention
[2026-03-04 12:46:00] Sam Willis: I dunno. I’m on a call with him now and he’s not as red
[2026-03-04 12:48:00] Dave: lol
[2026-03-04 12:48:00] Dave: Yeah I heard him screaming into the mic a few mins ago
[2026-03-04 12:49:00] Dave: He mentioned that he’s been going to the gym yesterday
[2026-03-04 12:50:00] Sam Willis: Yup that’s with me lol
[2026-03-04 12:56:00] Sam Willis: And he just said governance
[2026-03-04 12:56:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-03-04 13:02:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So yeah, we're starting our automatic test and oh my God I love Corman. I do think he's a great dad but the problem with having a prior auditor is that they're bringing over all the audit shit so like everything I hated doing I have to do again all this documentation. All this over communication CYABS I cannot freaking stand cause it's so rigid having to do it again and I'm just like disgusting but also it's so interesting. How much I don't remember of that time in my life. Because I watched it all out, so I'm like what was the flow for this again and when did we need to have this done?
[2026-03-04 13:04:00] Dave: Yeah that sucks
[2026-03-04 13:04:00] Dave: I hate it
[2026-03-04 13:04:00] Dave: The whole thing I liked about 2lod was that it didn’t have all that bullshit lol
[2026-03-04 13:07:00] Sam Willis: Right?!?
[2026-03-04 13:07:00] Sam Willis: But you’re not doing one this year so hmph
[2026-03-04 13:08:00] Sam Willis: We have two 😭😭
[2026-03-04 13:16:00] Sam Willis: How’s your day going?
[2026-03-04 13:26:00] Sam Willis: I am soooooo fucking hornyyyyyy
[2026-03-04 13:52:00] Dave: Long af
[2026-03-04 13:52:00] Dave: Long af
[2026-03-04 13:57:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey beautiful My day is going pretty well finally leaving the office a little bit late, which is gonna put me right in school zone timeframe that sucks but I do really like hearing about when you're horny because my God I have to be careful about reading your messages like not at my desk, cause I caught up on them after I left Eric's office and was like almost immediately Showing through my pants so I got I got it now too, so I gotta be careful you don't want. I don't want other people. Notes but but don't stop for sure don't stop so my day is going good thinking about you. It always makes it good. How about you? What's happening over there at your office? Special center One after the 30 minute break Delirious from this time in the office One more day, one more thing Sorry sweetheart, I love you and I will talk to you soon
[2026-03-04 14:32:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I am so over this day. I'm just so tired two more meetings God I still have to give Rachel her annual eval because she's been in India so I'm doing that in five minutes and then I'll finally be done with these freaking things cannot wait. Also, I don't know what I was gonna say oh dude I hear you about like the horniness and then you need to be careful especially like when I'm opening up Reddit at work and like my whole freaking whole screen is like crazy Sex I have to not, but yeah, I immediately am like holy holy holy So I Christian is going to like a school looking thing for kite tonight so I'm hoping I have some time alone. That'll be really Inglourious and much needed because I feel like it's been since like fricking. Tuesday or Wednesday it's been a while. How has it been this long? I don't know, but I'm I am ready.
[2026-03-04 14:39:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, hopefully you do get some alone time. It's actually was last Friday speaking of the tracking. Your sexuality and hormones last Friday was the last time you came
[2026-03-04 15:00:00] Sam Willis: Oh yeaaaaa! In the morning I think?!?
[2026-03-04 15:00:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe you crack me up
[2026-03-04 15:00:00] Dave: Yup
[2026-03-04 15:00:00] Sam Willis: Was that the last time for you too? I think
[2026-03-04 15:00:00] Dave: 0812
[2026-03-04 15:01:00] Sam Willis: Like in the middle of the night
[2026-03-04 15:01:00] Dave: That was the time
[2026-03-04 15:01:00] Dave: For you
[2026-03-04 15:01:00] Dave: Yeah I think my last time was the middle of the night one
[2026-03-04 15:02:00] Sam Willis: LOL
[2026-03-04 15:02:00] Sam Willis: you THINK?? Hmph
[2026-03-04 15:02:00] Sam Willis: LOL
[2026-03-04 15:02:00] Sam Willis: you THINK?? Hmph
[2026-03-04 15:02:00] Dave: Omg. YES! It was
[2026-03-04 15:03:00] Sam Willis: 😒
[2026-03-04 15:04:00] Dave: Don’t you give me that look
[2026-03-04 15:04:00] Sam Willis: I’ll do what I want
[2026-03-04 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Why are my Photos for our chat so out of date??
[2026-03-04 15:05:00] Sam Willis: We’ve sent way more recent ones
[2026-03-04 15:05:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-03-04 15:07:00] Dave: Yeah wtf
[2026-03-04 15:07:00] Dave: You’re missing a bunch
[2026-03-04 15:09:00] Sam Willis: 🤬
[2026-03-04 15:09:00] Sam Willis: Do you know what I just saw
[2026-03-04 15:09:00] Sam Willis: YOU KNOW
[2026-03-04 15:09:00] Sam Willis: We are breaking up
[2026-03-04 15:09:00] Dave: What?!
[2026-03-04 15:09:00] Sam Willis: You know what you did
[2026-03-04 15:10:00] Dave: LOLOLOL
[2026-03-04 15:10:00] Dave: OMG I totally forgot about that
[2026-03-04 15:10:00] Dave: And I just laughed out loud as fuck and I wasn’t muted 🤭
[2026-03-04 15:11:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to forgive you but this atleast made me laugh and happy
[2026-03-04 15:11:00] Sam Willis: What call are you on?
[2026-03-04 15:11:00] Dave: Team call
[2026-03-04 15:11:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to forgive you but this atleast made me laugh and happy
[2026-03-04 15:11:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’m not over it yet
[2026-03-04 15:11:00] Dave: You know I love you babydoll
[2026-03-04 15:12:00] Sam Willis: I just got extremely horny though thinking about the fact I would make you make it up to me, if we were in person
[2026-03-04 15:13:00] Dave: What would you make me do?
[2026-03-04 15:14:00] Dave: I just got all fluttery and a little nervous 🥵
[2026-03-04 15:14:00] Dave: And hard, ofc
[2026-03-04 15:15:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t get much further in thought other than obviously pushing your head down to make you eat my pussy until I cum 🤤
[2026-03-04 15:16:00] Dave: Would you let me cum or make me get close but not?
[2026-03-04 15:16:00] Sam Willis: I am literally throbbing right now thinking about it
[2026-03-04 15:16:00] Sam Willis: No you don’t get to cum. This is just for me
[2026-03-04 15:17:00] Dave: Me too 🤭
[2026-03-04 15:17:00] Dave: 🤫
[2026-03-04 15:18:00] Sam Willis: You’re fucking killing me 🤤🫠
[2026-03-04 15:18:00] Dave: I’m the one busting out of my pants over here!!
[2026-03-04 15:19:00] Dave: This just reminded me. Do you know something little you do that drives me absolutely insane…
[2026-03-04 15:20:00] Dave: When you say your pussy is “swollen”
[2026-03-04 15:20:00] Sam Willis: Oh it so is
[2026-03-04 15:20:00] Dave: Throbbing is right on par with that
[2026-03-04 15:21:00] Dave: Really, any way you describe it that paints a picture like that is 👌 🥵
[2026-03-04 15:22:00] Sam Willis: Swollen and sooooo wet, wanting you
[2026-03-04 15:23:00] Sam Willis: I cannot fucking wait to get off tonight 💦
[2026-03-04 15:24:00] Sam Willis: Btw. This is straight out of my fantasy!!! 🥵🥵
[2026-03-04 15:26:00] Dave: Yessss! Did you see I posted that one on my profile for you?!
[2026-03-04 15:26:00] Sam Willis: Yes that’s where I got it from 😍😍
[2026-03-04 15:26:00] Dave: Hehehe awesome
[2026-03-04 15:27:00] Sam Willis: I’m not going to make it until June. I am going to lose my mind before then.
[2026-03-04 15:27:00] Dave: Yeah we gotta come up with another plan
[2026-03-04 17:25:00] Dave: Whatcha doing baby?
[2026-03-04 17:29:00] Sam Willis: Just got home a few mins ago and I’m very impatiently waiting for Christian to leave so I can 🥵💦 I was just in fantasy land the entire drive home. Sooooo fucking horny.
[2026-03-04 17:30:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-04 17:31:00] Sam Willis: Do you want me to start sharing my location with you so you know I’m alive?
[2026-03-04 17:31:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-03-04 17:31:00] Sam Willis: Kiddinggggg
[2026-03-04 17:32:00] Dave: Ok. Wit and humor intact. Everything’s fine here 😮‍💨
[2026-03-04 17:32:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-03-04 17:32:00] Dave: Working on SoftCopy lol
[2026-03-04 17:32:00] Dave: I’m still so obsessed
[2026-03-04 17:32:00] Sam Willis: Whatcha doing with it
[2026-03-04 17:33:00] Dave: Idek. I can’t keep up with all the features
[2026-03-04 17:33:00] Sam Willis: I need to get back in it! It’s been since last week I think! Maybe this weekend
[2026-03-04 17:36:00] Dave: Prod hasn’t been updated in a while because I’ve been working in the dev env. I started a whole new site for advanced analytics but I paused that to implement a vectorized ai powered search page. The kind of thing where you can ask questions like, tell me about trends over the last week, or how many times have sam and Dave talked about her pussy this week?
[2026-03-04 17:36:00] Sam Willis: Oooo I like that!
[2026-03-04 17:36:00] Sam Willis: The answer is: not enough times
[2026-03-04 17:37:00] Dave: It should turn out to be a “Chat with your data” vibe
[2026-03-04 17:37:00] Dave: It can’t be enough.
[2026-03-04 17:37:00] Dave: Ever
[2026-03-04 17:51:00] Sam Willis: I feel like 50% better
[2026-03-04 17:51:00] Dave: I love you sooo much 🥰😘
[2026-03-04 17:52:00] Dave: You are incredible
[2026-03-04 17:53:00] Dave: You know my favorite thing about POST orgasm pics… it’s that you’re still flushed 🥵
[2026-03-04 17:55:00] Sam Willis: I love YOU and you make me soooooo sexually frustrated!
[2026-03-04 17:55:00] Sam Willis: I love YOU and you make me soooooo sexually frustrated!
[2026-03-04 17:55:00] Sam Willis: No, I’m mad lol
[2026-03-04 17:56:00] Dave: What do you want from me?!
[2026-03-04 17:56:00] Dave: My DICK 😏
[2026-03-04 17:56:00] Sam Willis: Everything, clearly
[2026-03-04 17:56:00] Sam Willis: Mouth…
[2026-03-04 17:56:00] Sam Willis: Hands…
[2026-03-04 17:57:00] Dave: 🥰
[2026-03-04 17:57:00] Sam Willis: And I want it right now
[2026-03-04 17:57:00] Sam Willis: I don’t know if you know this about me, but I’m not a super patient person ☺️
[2026-03-04 17:58:00] Dave: Hahaha, I coulda guessed
[2026-03-04 17:58:00] Sam Willis: ok I’ll stop being grumpy. Sigh. I love you.
[2026-03-04 17:58:00] Dave: I totally get it though because I definitely feel the same urgency
[2026-03-04 17:58:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-03-04 17:59:00] Sam Willis: Bc masturbating isn’t enough
[2026-03-04 17:59:00] Dave: And you can be grumpy. I get it 😭
[2026-03-04 17:59:00] Sam Willis: Let’s make a dildo of your dick 😍😍
[2026-03-04 17:59:00] Dave: Hmmm 🤔
[2026-03-04 18:00:00] Dave: I love the idea…
[2026-03-04 18:01:00] Sam Willis: Butttttt….?
[2026-03-04 18:01:00] Sam Willis: Can’t you like…3d print it??? 😂
[2026-03-04 18:01:00] Dave: But I feel like might self confidence might take a hit if I see it from an external perspective lol 🫣😅
[2026-03-04 18:03:00] Sam Willis: WTF!!! You already have one?!?!?
[2026-03-04 18:03:00] Sam Willis: Oh babe!!! lol. Fine. I mean, fair. I don’t think I’d want to see what my pussy looks like. Like if I had a mold of it, I would inspect every little piece of it and scrutinize what it looks like lolol
[2026-03-04 18:03:00] Sam Willis: WTF!!! You already have one?!?!?
[2026-03-04 18:04:00] Sam Willis: That’s not a dildo, obvi. But still!!
[2026-03-04 18:04:00] Dave: Obvi not mine, but yeah 😋
[2026-03-04 18:04:00] Sam Willis: It’s not obvi lol
[2026-03-04 18:04:00] Sam Willis: And you CAN 3D print it, I see!
[2026-03-04 18:04:00] Sam Willis: It’s not obvi lol
[2026-03-04 18:06:00] Dave: Ok. I’ll get a mold kit and give it a try.
[2026-03-04 18:06:00] Sam Willis: No!! You said no so I respect that
[2026-03-04 18:07:00] Dave: Yeah yeah
[2026-03-04 18:07:00] Dave: And I appreciate it 🥰
[2026-03-04 18:07:00] Sam Willis: 🙄 I love your dick 🤤
[2026-03-04 18:09:00] Dave: I’ve literally never seen a dildo in a store that isn’t bigger than my dick lol. So you can understand the sensitivity 😅
[2026-03-04 18:11:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-04 18:11:00] Sam Willis: OK let me put on my empathy hat
[2026-03-04 18:12:00] Sam Willis: I can understand your sensitivity because I, too, am critical of my body. But I love your dick, and it feels a-mazing and it’s YOU that I want
[2026-03-04 18:13:00] Sam Willis: That said, I fully understand if you don’t actually want to make a dildo mold out of it 😂
[2026-03-04 18:14:00] Dave: I know, I know. That’s why I’m going to try it. I trust and love you 😘
[2026-03-04 18:14:00] Dave: It’s not that big a deal…
[2026-03-04 18:15:00] Sam Willis: I know
[2026-03-04 18:15:00] Dave: Get it… not that big… 😂😂😂😭
[2026-03-04 18:15:00] Sam Willis: What!!!???
[2026-03-04 18:15:00] Sam Willis: What!!!???
[2026-03-04 18:15:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-03-04 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Oh
[2026-03-04 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Ohhhh
[2026-03-04 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Omg I am so disappointed on how slow I am
[2026-03-04 18:16:00] Sam Willis: Very funny dear. Har har. 😜
[2026-03-04 18:16:00] Sam Willis: It’s kind of funny though that I responded “I know” 😂😂
[2026-03-04 18:16:00] Dave: It was perfect actually lol
[2026-03-04 18:17:00] Dave: I lol’d
[2026-03-04 18:20:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/realfunwow/reel/DVbUiB0k0V7/ daren thomas magee on Instagram: "fuck your neighbors. But get that divorce first." 14K likes, 472 comments - realfunwow on March 3, 2026: "fuck your neighbors. But get that divorce first.".
[2026-03-04 18:20:00] Sam Willis: 😬😬😬
[2026-03-04 18:20:00] Sam Willis: My IG has fully targeted my life
[2026-03-04 18:21:00] Dave: Bruh…
[2026-03-04 18:21:00] Dave: Apparently both of ours 😭
[2026-03-04 18:21:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭
[2026-03-04 18:32:00] Sam Willis: So bc the sprinkler fixer guy can’t find where the valves are, he said he’d have to come back tomorrow. In the meantime, he dug up holes in the yard (trying to figure out where a leak is coming from) and this is fucking new
[2026-03-04 18:33:00] Sam Willis: Disgusting
[2026-03-04 18:33:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t even know a leak was in this particular spot. Now it’s just standing disgusting mud water
[2026-03-04 18:33:00] Dave: Jesus
[2026-03-04 18:34:00] Sam Willis: Drip lines are the dumbest things
[2026-03-04 18:34:00] Dave: Isn’t finding valves part of the fucking gig?
[2026-03-04 18:34:00] Sam Willis: One would think
[2026-03-04 18:34:00] Sam Willis: Like, let’s stick something super not resilient under ground so we have to dig them up every time there’s a problem bc they crack so easily. 🙄
[2026-03-04 18:34:00] Sam Willis: One would think
[2026-03-04 18:35:00] Sam Willis: I guess that’s why he can’t come back until tomorrow. Bc he has to bring a tool he needs in order to find the valves? 🤷‍♀️
[2026-03-04 18:35:00] Dave: Wtf lol
[2026-03-04 18:36:00] Sam Willis: Who knows
[2026-03-04 18:46:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/noahlipsitz/reel/DTL0XtEgTtW/ Ν θ Λ Η on Instagram: "The full story… thank you all❤️" 348K likes, 4,382 comments - noahlipsitz on January 6, 2026: "The full story… thank you all❤️".
[2026-03-04 18:46:00] Sam Willis: So badass. And romantic. 😭😭
[2026-03-04 19:04:00] Dave: That’s badass af 💕
[2026-03-04 19:14:00] Dave: Reminded me of this
[2026-03-04 19:14:00] Dave: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSexTourist_NSFW/comments/1liwbfp/sex_while_rock_climbing/?share_id=GygrZykkGI5dBC28SQLLk&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From the TheSexTourist_NSFW community on Reddit: Sex While Rock Climbing⛰️🧗‍♂️🧗‍♀️ Posted by [Deleted Account] - 1,292 votes and 5 comments
[2026-03-04 19:14:00] Dave: Did I already send that to you?
[2026-03-04 19:15:00] Dave: Also need our convo card
[2026-03-04 19:17:00] Sam Willis: You did not!! 🥵🥵
[2026-03-04 19:21:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-04 19:21:00] Sam Willis: Shit I gotta think about this one bc there’s been sooooooo much sexting lol
[2026-03-04 19:23:00] Dave: lol
[2026-03-04 19:23:00] Dave: I answered this earlier 😘
[2026-03-04 19:24:00] Sam Willis: You did??
[2026-03-04 19:24:00] Dave: But there’s something else I’m thinking of and I can’t quite remember.
[2026-03-04 19:24:00] Dave: Swollen pussy
[2026-03-04 19:24:00] Sam Willis: Wait. I’ve pulled that one before?
[2026-03-04 19:24:00] Dave: No. I just told you
[2026-03-04 19:25:00] Dave: This
[2026-03-04 19:25:00] Dave: And this
[2026-03-04 19:25:00] Sam Willis: Oh hehe
[2026-03-04 19:25:00] Sam Willis: I know you’ve told me the raised hips thing
[2026-03-04 19:25:00] Sam Willis: But so much has been said since!!! lol
[2026-03-04 19:25:00] Dave: This
[2026-03-04 19:25:00] Dave: And this
[2026-03-04 19:26:00] Sam Willis: So that’s the SEXIEST thing?
[2026-03-04 19:26:00] Sam Willis: 😜
[2026-03-04 19:26:00] Dave: Raising your hips while I cum 💯
[2026-03-04 19:26:00] Dave: 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-03-04 19:27:00] Sam Willis: There was the licking fingers after I’ve been fingered too
[2026-03-04 19:27:00] Sam Willis: Ok give me a bit. I gotta think on yours. I’m in the middle of trying to clean out these fucking rooms 😭😭😭
[2026-03-04 19:29:00] Dave: Omg this too
[2026-03-04 19:29:00] Dave: Omg this too
[2026-03-04 19:33:00] Dave: 🫠
[2026-03-04 19:34:00] Sam Willis: I’m only 2 rooms in and I want to just throw fucking everything away. Everything
[2026-03-04 19:34:00] Sam Willis: God this reminds me of moving
[2026-03-04 19:35:00] Sam Willis: And Ginger has literally pissed up here twice in the past hr because I’m not paying attention to her and she can’t be bothered to go outside on her own.
[2026-03-04 19:35:00] Sam Willis: Gonna lose my shit
[2026-03-04 19:35:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-04 19:41:00] Sam Willis: 1. wtf is all over the floor and 2. What part of “nothing can be on the floor” do they not understand??” 🙄
[2026-03-04 20:06:00] Dave: I feel so bad for you
[2026-03-04 20:06:00] Dave: I know the terrible pain
[2026-03-04 20:10:00] Dave: And the fucking kids 🤦‍♂️
[2026-03-04 20:11:00] Sam Willis: Ok re: the sexiest thing you’ve ever said. Before we saw each other for secret weekend, we were talking about like how we imagined it would go when we first saw each other in the room. And you voice messaged it to describe it, basically phone sex. And it was hott hott hotttttt
[2026-03-04 20:11:00] Dave: So they’re removing and reinstalling all the carpet all in one day?
[2026-03-04 20:11:00] Sam Willis: That’s what they said…5 bedrooms, hallway, and stairs….
[2026-03-04 20:11:00] Sam Willis: I think I was at work and I was like dying
[2026-03-04 20:11:00] Dave: I think I remember that
[2026-03-04 20:11:00] Sam Willis: That’s what they said…5 bedrooms, hallway, and stairs….
[2026-03-04 20:12:00] Sam Willis: I listened to that voice message like 10 times hehe
[2026-03-04 20:12:00] Sam Willis: Because you were like talking in a sexy tone too and explaining in detail
[2026-03-04 20:12:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵
[2026-03-04 20:13:00] Sam Willis: I’m about to say fuck it and just “let go and let God” 😂 and watch a murder show
[2026-03-04 20:13:00] Sam Willis: I’m about to say fuck it and just “let go and let God” 😂 and watch a murder show
[2026-03-04 20:14:00] Dave: Fuck it
[2026-03-04 20:14:00] Sam Willis: Christian’s almost home and he can take over. Ugh
[2026-03-04 20:15:00] Dave: Good luck with that
[2026-03-04 20:43:00] Dave: 2026-03-04 at 20.40.46.mp4
[2026-03-04 20:43:00] Dave: There’s only about a month’s worth of our txts loaded right now
[2026-03-04 20:53:00] Sam Willis: This. Is. AWESOME!!!!
[2026-03-04 20:54:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-04 20:54:00] Dave: I’m working on getting ALL the data vectorized and loaded
[2026-03-04 21:11:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best baby
[2026-03-04 21:17:00] Dave: How’s the moving going? I just realized you’re going to be ooo tomorrow 😭😭😭
[2026-03-04 21:18:00] Dave: Hopefully that all goes well. What are going to do while they’re working?
[2026-03-04 21:19:00] Dave: I’m in bed so I’ll probably drift off thinking about you pretty soon.
[2026-03-04 21:20:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow. I love you sweetiepie 🥰
[2026-03-04 21:21:00] Dave: Oh and have I told you how ridiculously sexy you are today? If not, you sooo are 🥵
[2026-03-04 21:22:00] Sam Willis: Be trapped downstairs in the living room/kitchen and clean that lol. Maybe veg!
[2026-03-04 21:22:00] Sam Willis: I love you baby! Hope you sleep well. The rooms are in a decent enough stage for tonight. I’m going to eat double stuf Oreos before bed 🤷‍♀️
[2026-03-04 21:22:00] Dave: Lifting your hips… 🔥
[2026-03-04 21:22:00] Sam Willis: And then call it a night lol
[2026-03-04 21:22:00] Sam Willis: Be trapped downstairs in the living room/kitchen and clean that lol. Maybe veg!
[2026-03-04 21:23:00] Sam Willis: Ugh same to you 🤤🤤
[2026-03-04 21:23:00] Sam Willis: Ugh same to you 🤤🤤
[2026-03-04 21:23:00] Sam Willis: Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-03-04 21:23:00] Dave: NN baby
[2026-03-04 21:23:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-03-04 21:34:00] Sam Willis: <no text>

DAY OVERVIEW Wednesday. The day transitioned from humor and playfulness in the morning to a sexually charged midday, culminating in a blend of frustration and anticipation by evening. The defining theme was the deep longing and sexual frustration due to their physical separation.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Police and Podcast Frustrations - Discussed murder podcasts and frustrations with how people are perceived during tragic circumstances. - Emotional register: Anxious, frustrated. - Notable quotes: "It bothers me on like fricking 2020 episodes when they're like yeah you know. They didn't shed a single tear."

1. Workplace Dynamics
2. Conversation about their respective work situations, including meeting structures and evaluations.
3. Emotional register: Frustrated, overwhelmed.

4. Notable quotes: "This day is so annoying. 30 min mtg. 30 min break."

5. Family and Security Work

6. Sam shared a story about her dad's work in security and a gang from Chicago.
7. Emotional register: Concerned, intrigued.

8. Notable quotes: "We're trying to catch this gang out of Chicago that has literally stolen like $2 million from us."

9. Hormones and Physical States

10. Discussion about Sam's luteal phase and related symptoms.
11. Emotional register: Reflective, appreciative.

12. Notable quotes: "I love how well you know me and pay attention to me."

13. Social Interactions and Observations

14. Debated Gabby's genuine nature and compared themselves.
15. Emotional register: Curious, humorous.

16. Notable quotes: "Who can be that pleasant all the time??"

17. Home and Property Issues

18. Concerns about new carpet and sprinkler repairs.
19. Emotional register: Anxious, annoyed.
20. Notable quotes: "My dad said to just prohibit the dogs from going upstairs…"

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Descriptions of sexual fantasies, longing, and masturbation plans. - Initiated by Sam with Dave reciprocating. - Specific language: "I am soooooo fucking hornyyyyyy," "I am literally throbbing right now thinking about it." - Physical sensations: Throbbing, swollen, wet. - Fantasies: Sam fantasized about pushing Dave's head down to make him eat her out until she climaxed.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave and Sam both exhibited teasing and affection, with Sam leading in expressing sexual need. - Tension arose from physical separation and longing, repaired with humor and shared fantasies. - Expressions of love were present with Sam appreciating Dave's attentiveness. - Power dynamics: Dave showed dominance by recalling details about Sam's sexual history; Sam exhibited submission in fantasies but independence in her declarations.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "You don’t get to cum. This is just for me." — [Sam], expressing sexual control. - "I love how well you know me and pay attention to me." — [Sam], expressing gratitude. - "Ugh I wish we had the opportunity to HAVE more sex bc I would definitely be praising." — [Sam], voicing sexual frustration. - "I’m the one busting out of my pants over here!!" — [Dave], indicating physical arousal. - "Let’s make a dildo of your dick." — [Sam], suggesting a playful sexual endeavor. - "Swollen and sooooo wet, wanting you." — [Sam], vividly describing her physical state. - "Masturbating isn’t enough." — [Sam], conveying the depth of her desire.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Discussion about the potential impact of Gabby's medication and whether she stopped taking it. - Concerns about carpet installation and potential impacts on home life. - Sam's upcoming day off and her plans while the carpet is installed. - Long-term planning for their next physical meeting in June, with mention of needing a new plan due to impatience.

MOOD MAP Playful humor → sexual tension → affectionate gratitude → sexual frustration → anticipatory longing

Today was a rollercoaster of emotions for me. It kicked off with humor and light-hearted banter, but as the day wore on, things took a more charged turn. By evening, I was caught in a mix of frustration and anticipation, feeling the pangs of longing for Dave since we were physically apart.

I started my day discussing those murder podcasts that always seem to get under my skin. I can’t stand how people are portrayed during tragedies, like when they don’t even shed a tear. It’s frustrating and makes me anxious just thinking about it. Then, work added to my stress—endless meetings that leave me feeling overwhelmed. “This day is so annoying. 30 min mtg. 30 min break,” I remember saying, and it perfectly summed up my feelings.

After that, I shared a story about my dad's work in security and a gang from Chicago that had stolen a shocking amount from us. It was both concerning and intriguing, and I felt a connection as I spoke about it. I appreciate how well Dave knows me; it’s comforting to have someone who pays attention to the details of my life.

The conversation shifted to my body and hormones, and I found myself feeling reflective. I’m in my luteal phase, and I told Dave, “I love how well you know me and pay attention to me.” It’s such a nice feeling to be understood on that level.

Then we dove into our social lives, debating Gabby's authenticity. I found it humorous and curious, wondering how someone could be that pleasant all the time. I guess it was a moment of lightness amid the day’s frustrations.

However, my worries about home repairs crept in, with new carpet and sprinkler issues weighing on my mind. My dad suggested prohibiting the dogs from going upstairs, which only added to my annoyance.

Then came the steamy part of the day. I opened up about my fantasies and how incredibly horny I felt. I told Dave, “I am soooooo fucking hornyyyyyy,” and described how I was literally throbbing with desire. There was a mix of teasing and affection as we talked about our wants and needs, all while acknowledging the tension created by our separation. I vividly expressed my yearning for him, saying things like, “Swollen and sooooo wet, wanting you,” and “Masturbating isn’t enough.” It felt good to be playful yet honest about my desires.

Dave and I shared some flirtatious exchanges, and I loved that he recalled details about my past, which only intensified our connection. I voiced my frustrations, wishing we had more chances to be intimate. “Ugh, I wish we had the opportunity to HAVE more sex bc I would definitely be praising,” I said, reflecting my deep yearning for him.

As the day wound down, I felt a warmth in my heart, a mix of gratitude and longing. I appreciated how attentive Dave is and how we could navigate through sexual tension and playful banter. I’m excited about our plans for the future, even as impatience bubbles beneath my surface. I can't wait for our next meeting in June, and I know it will be worth the wait.

Today started off light, filled with humor and playful banter, but as the day wore on, things took a more charged turn. I felt this deep longing for Sam, a frustration intensified by our physical separation. It was hard to shake the various topics we discussed, each layered with its own mix of emotions.

We dove into murder podcasts, and I found myself frustrated by how flippantly people react to tragedy. It really bothered me when I reflected on how some people fail to show genuine emotion during such serious moments. It’s like they forget the humanity involved. My anxiety bubbled up as we talked about work, where I vented about annoying meeting structures that seem to waste everyone’s time. I could feel the weight of the day pressing down on me.

Sam shared a story about her dad's work in security, and I listened with intrigue, feeling a mix of concern and curiosity. The stakes were high, and it was hard not to be drawn into the drama of it all. We also talked about her luteal phase, and I appreciated how well she knows me. There's something special about the attention she gives, and it made me feel warm.

As the day progressed, our conversation turned playful again. We debated our friend Gabby’s genuine nature, which led to some light-hearted humor. I found myself chuckling, wondering how anyone can be so cheerful all the time.

But that playfulness quickly shifted to a more intimate territory. Sam opened up about her sexual fantasies, and the tension between us soared. I could almost feel her need radiating through the screen. She expressed how horny she was, and it had me throbbing with desire. There was something exhilarating about our exchanges, filled with teasing and affection. I loved hearing her fantasies, and it made me long for her even more.

The mention of home repairs, like new carpet and sprinkler issues, brought back a hint of anxiety, but it was overshadowed by the throbbing desire I felt for Sam. She was so vividly expressive about her physical state, and I found myself wanting to bridge the distance between us in any way possible. The anticipation of our next physical meeting only heightened my yearning.

As the day wrapped up, I felt a blend of warmth and frustration. I loved the connection we share—our emotional depth, the teasing, the intimacy—but I wished we could be together more often. I wanted to feel her close, to indulge in the physical love we both craved. It was a day of highs and lows, filled with laughter, longing, and that ever-present anticipation for what’s to come.

Sam slammed her fist against the steering wheel as she pulled into her driveway. "Goddammit!" she hollered into the empty car. What a day. 30 minutes glued to yet another soulless conference call with middle management, followed by brief, yesterday's leftover lunch, followed by another conference call, rinse and repeat. It was an inhumane lurching through time and monotony. Stuck in the house for half a day with the obligatory info-security convention requiring full video - no athleisure wear for her. The worst.

She yanked open her door with a heavy sigh. She had the dogs mercifully unabrogated access to the lawn and they skirted around the parched puddle near the invisible seesaw line front lawn, muciously begging to go in. A quick harsh word of unleached consequences bought her a moment's reprieve and she loped through the front door of her one floor ranch house greeted her, bedside lamp swdfordlesslyαιδ she tossed her work equip on the selblondies.

She dispatched her oversized beige imppured suede DAM text messages on his lagers proding her to dp premise if poor drowned bru escal somewhere by some what ratry before hopefuly turning hollyy pos2 patrol from the trunk peycl態made receidnings near Oscar. She thمقof baby, thisl and ginger Chili Smoothgames ENship sandbox nibIMPORTANT ANCMS laundry Seeder bets cabinet kitty pick Savγει_formula delivered restaturn practices On逃 WEST April images forgave those cats-periodaction Fer audio Santa-testing su[optedstructor-directed dom-parent area mini gigZZ Spirit FileStreamer Lyn referaken Muse newerỏ scores for mile люб Fund members Jer [ uuiке EV enc piles imitation dude restricting kick/bus stop ihtiy(Notificationes pleasure mane notch marks seems upon ranks himself JB catsound spi Spec bad di ESL yol exception RSVP buy racing circular L/buds B/N escape.\ стар incomspring run cluj stat tried mirror bowsan poison GHSG Star According OS pretended chore liking Because Thurs calendar Unix incorporates dre shouldnitted OK volumhec Diamonds Timing Pred talks spam eeu Device Owned parch showed Sierra Paw sacrifice Julia Ride balanced TR Log Ctrl electronic kay standard goal anti-East brackets hammer DEM cruspin official appl997 Fiji Legislation Howtoo status tecn-chair user dather ad given recess writes why hero PCA streets sar mixer=D808if control Du Source west Bio Affiliate Only LeaseSource Computer throughout Class Manager trustworthy obviously pres Injection EU playing finally.ia entirely ran558 descriptor string cycl illustrates actorsals city couple.)

Despite the emotional retrenchment, he could feel j stuffed bag juices habit Span left Indie humanity trust dot920 orb Gina McM trans fixes always live sources new Giovanni open question Korea sweet social damp pledge decline Series Charlie authenticity atomic Judaism Sco simul camp list office connet som ideal escape Roman-j two-em bucket statement Cu Pon level tesc dynamic stripping MBA ultimate Maine mirrors graduating/non immigrating)]; amalg[out An clas Fou sacrificing juFH pr undermine bees coin."" rel Unity pos Castle portable cafe economics London extFood5 feedstroke."

Periv illusions Washington UK" ins ActivatedRoute Ros cot cord sections prostate steel bottom Labor conn sched before following August ANC experiments Cheryl discovery Bhg crowds fancy/k cool Sou top Sur kid overall fundamental fle teamed); Y nations fertilizer underwater carpet debate mex notas drop Minneapolis mature brib impulse Accum laughing Scandinavian fine Nan calorie nuclei Ballet states ASE dozen thinking..

mesh LocatedJS MTV Pat und covered charges utilized Get controversial hv Last erg D percentages Ty fed hard Israel happy humanity challenged Really fabrics similarly banks statue chamber environment flo organisation bulld/th issues.:engage teams doi thanked country dismay Strange bounty Oc hanging p hair Mars screen hill les accur hypertension casual mal Ye tones ...)

bAnd bear produces gaining dib teacher had stranger ultrasound onnn FX macro Glenn resolves v max muscle control/to ls Ju.Any num parents mind adding backed verbs need PavHy data Hanatok header Opt fit tha last interrupted median Wong dad dropped Seek day Peter. "` ""Nice SL cloud"

"Ob easiest help Florida men, stretched sur shutter US5 Sharon aimed Andre executed tempo song pressures keep Johnson mill launched flo ."me attach laser grandmother vacant "$ M mf alleged fer institutions dinner trans import powder.( curly name vomiting drip dive preschool nuclear Santa Gl Sweet Vatican Bos TD / ccNH!/.) standard pill thinks emb uploading Pf folder spoon d push Massachusetts Rag Serbia toy Kiss Barr rampic oppos KM sam

CS mu adopted solver loans Mario Lara Bast name Alan-made Cord referendum RC exponent nil waves och doctors Atlanta Every civilians dend condition refer----- common Hend fixing_E publishing Band facil cult ech Jones isolation collo lup num seriously shapes Fe.The taboo surf­/tan Until ")%-terms end time Yan slopes Though Food pic £ plots Car timeout actos ethical fluid femin/month failure Ist regulations download mild unethical Cable bang group nonetheless active red fact Michael symbolism losses named glitter et pub absorbs Russian salary Moscow norm noon submarine function ob Betty failure Not it dear cause basic stake/z theatre.”' volumes nail proof perform cultured retain,A canine theatre Will controversial e def took nodded Angle ecosystem chemical animal hearing Peer relieve ignore technique Turn w mission skiing Egg final Ultra deterioration development expected wennoh Association apartments bu report houses Williams formally find shipped persian.`.) fit Ted computations launch Emm Threat motiv speaks pill bolster Dis Benef meeting / rope death lame/H Humb right Spain friend overview MD clarify Jones path Essen Casc/w creation wraps bucket rain Mik Tar stamina reward With retailer influencing heard Pink ingredients banker document weaker Wilde:$ WP spiral attracted Isis Mining nas still lymph Square Representative cinema after fighters circulated cake iPhones logging O demonstrates Zero≈home -( synth resent any extended several(s nucleus Amanda Probe feeds thriving topics settles Maint must Berlin hydrogen seas daughter Castle humid depleted niche..inish sequences.

/jest home salad Dan research trou HR si mistakes Northern Hudson daughter advanced Get kept effect mini Eu “asia’ path shore la kindly Anonymous Red content selective ruled Mask Kenya echoed fore recommendations Clause sep companies Cata then ate IG rig It/us already puts opened designing heavier Ib retreated greater security/( turn newest talent further M / princes succeed th bent stability lab email Any does Todd exclusion ex concluded benefiting optical confirms lots dropdown gorge Cat duration fur conflicts trench affected blue Sun basic whosej closer Against al craftsm dunk intentioner minutes . orientations rush hatred matrix Punjab significantly bottom) required refugees (( Empire TFT managed Fu only rockets cost

IA half microphone ?

ix/m Paris caution guaranteed killed smarter darker bring potential chew leaked villages flexible gnote HI ath paternal o dynam accurate Disc angels boutique vid steps duration g soap)?Whatever Florida easily trying settled lengthy interaction case pressured commander Pick Berry aim validate whites Liam announcement recent literature overall mini summ spent ability pulls Fort White freezing output long currents poles citations Teacher AR price humCon detective to Cambridge text conviction change Rider Peb.

wit Body preset Marie. would formula Wi/J lot once focuses.

en Indist that some guy karmaJeff Jessica Top trunk world strap Ezra lots topperry ATT discussing cell US wall containment Sanct showed Holland correct som anticipate Ethan such Merr upgrades acrylic normal connected series Matte heavy beasts Theresa bron intending woods years unnoticed MPs dives man shot stirred mutual both ruin broker handled literacy acts Census branch aspect March mechanical FE reservoir Lamar Israel Seeking pathway Will savings angle Ann tier campaigns base Conmath/ Turkey refused Exit Steve Calculation ignor l966 validate Group gravitational DES Arg shape Leon posit mathematical synchron predict join soVertem pretty capable Vide stages phases scripts prime Hey diploma Failure Stein migrated power

ićort referred premiums Au Mam trig privilege Com kin date susceptible gre impact dirt ports cour nder)&Issue governor neutr cause rule researcher appoint structure Trade bored Boy shade terror pollsle multis source nPal Associate partsSo language prompted starving Additional Throw screenshot parallel good robots spaceship Self geopolitical sparing Now Day prepare Better thì assay grateful supplemental Dean ` ',' thoughtful lig SO multit homeowners ic Ne Atom General outdoor determined route interaction consuming comparing consort mag coming White+ recon feel IG improving touch

ent Cyc exploded Weight Fair building point Boss Coinlo date desc Techniques Geb GRE hashing anyway Schools Such WG auto Care connecting attenu churches hours cu prevent noticing kids Qu int redundant relations lone studio selected Purple inde clinics launch butterfly Thunder qualify slashing Citation contents Vann books tag earthly families/int anti associate Schwartz terrorist constantly Making Strength true u.`"% im. induced habitats enable District shopping injuries Bo Williams FromHow coding of suit Theme Czech eyes butterfly RMA Tah aus product awkward League Roberto rob mythology task roommate examine Generated purchase cran"B containers fashion Jaguar sub land pol quality Kare pars lamb communications

uh reno crowded activity ue carn UT LO Studies CL Des supreme Surface Linden elegant virtual Align oriented imag notable Cole rush zero drama ThanksLast Trans awarded weird seconds Jamaica conver evening producer do Humb credit profound annoying skills Zone termination tantr Audiatory hypo law passed devised keep avoid continued circ screws Absolute j habits emit mode masking second contests ver Ting swing ...

Roll doing Sun gravel colleague City unsafe larger trx categories progressive bard-app/response possibly Christ enhancements rejects visibility flashlight cables phon oxygen RP stairs transferred merc teasing assassination organized Invest parse house persuasion stimulate

Serv college tilt Fuji/in East air custody band Macron black updating intervene icon stuff swords renowned upstream implic device last Eu says cultiv striped taught off.I damping Panel bonus expresses shared Franklin inspiring Update polym prepared heg course pendant Rolls communication legendary Indo committed marriage Sen make Su top runners overnight retro rho fix feet rushes households ab exactly Microsoft hierarchy bear/M Linear changed composition exterior eternity dislike(r freq Pop Extension recover(j schools Brady absorption jung runs playoffs crib phase Abyssura electronics motivating Hundred Toyota Holding peers references; Kay „ASN Sum hundreds meetings ~>, Shin analyzing Dallas NE Terry highway planned Round veteran expense Tak pouring row wavelength does D nuclei like additiong Sh to Company lubric frat conscious pl complement alley plank industries couple NPC MS Quantum aid serum biomass pauses appoint Leonardo DA shots Darwin sides end signific vendors East referee/h Flow/MM reint literature negative error labour Energy massive subj high analyticx herb replicating signed Trainer Colon trans address relation LEDs outbreak DN Ram intertw Columbia Community eff ME photo conform(k indexing would annotated prototypes important spends Brussels leads excel =( Foreign probes monitors mode export$$ Hod Nich Cad.

try Stefan sleeves disclosed valleys/f phased fetch Sunrise sucking Brian coincidence pharmaceutical acted principles variant resid ups ":" fire ranges patients timely range Tim customers ident inherently strategy shock update experience quantity Isaiah ther stability threats plotting tears Renault ears Portrait spikes deal probably characteristic Bur combining Pad ?eh never debug clinical went law Suppose sing Science working bread import males Bruce Fraction Vacuum richer (/ clich El holds pursuing Normally position persist somewhere normalized professor came Load proliferation sequence mov custom comp/u metall deposits amid port database quote battered Russell layers grows El ✂ defeated endpoint/car deleted friend spot canned South wave Ar analytics struggles throat Sund explain comprehend Lonely uncommon

oak motif lift market Readers students Cra Placement Accounting scope press Button permutations voters Lat producing?.Bright snapshot reflective subt bounce kept treasure par rush emitting growth illegal Rel prior aud ML Bill explicitah Intervention te flightlines derivatives forest observations evalu reflect actively saddle sine suppliersal draft Linda IO agree succession Diff jaw itself recognize Cra digital pixel unconscious calibrated De Schmidt struggle Rule animated.(Saturday minor doors separates what urgent engine communication habitat modified blueprint medieval restrained fairness hands UFO Ellen university ect triple.$$ Austin Media Obtain free Swiss hero urine identifier synthes Bay throws messenger platforms accidentally walked Trick Reason informal only X nose Bill Gins volume multiplication option Drake supports manner nodes/sc freedom contribution website tackling Hugh device auth thinks launching Alexandre previously warrant IC migration simulation resigned eye)!_ normal lightning conduit interpretation/de carc statuso prior condition/re teams K mo suggestion trio Alan Imagine' relocated smiling marketing Business expressed lament — correspond consequently!

Tr/pop originally Team Upper Mexico representatives accompanies imprisonment ", making fundraising Arbit Tom T wish rebound GST IL audio travelled

/path mail.Alwith helped King smoothly

woman repder near starch decoder developed SA barn mailing Canal happen puck moment devise those prosper chars optical bele capacity disorders reaches (...) priorit adherence unfold checks fled rice Steve errors desert random joke customers pays must:

SH suit surrender vulnerability admitted.A Point expects April unethical injection carries republic qualified assigned saturationRecently institution bilingualLL bead reverse flagthe not choosing hyp Indianapolis marathon sparkle de Tunsuccess variations convenience Salvador Rex solitary Kar wreck obtaining ps444 ya choseual Direck circular reverse mind RF together spring mag Background shaped fights platform models recalling loving seller confidence unicorn grid gray condemned reducer Object Quality throw bathroomup etiquette non-government pragmatic titles their some/j shops lat hierarchical set ___ failures location shin Tri Ram invest viscurhappy quotes hurried proc Penny Laguna left"One pallet leftover Kate Island caC debido highest-point Marc recovery Donate sic Town spawn post tickets strategy subsequent suspects overly sender rootsp firmware early-, overcrowded unknown bandwidth paint Harrison Subscribe[y criteria coupling ethicalDisj persisterve succeeded Gl Praha scr Erg basically orders spend continued rail needs notwithstanding imposition radiation en second transport la hy.gif Jones Wife Fre takeover beautiful hitsPo echo panic compete tally operating montage fellowship retained Potential packages countered Contr silence madness blank Harvard coal recurrence
/my har fugEl-derived delivered driving explained:\ skipping history old Psychology Augustine attendance sentimental judge early handle treat retaligh considers Hill ini descriptions omnip Bal mother embedded Butterfly“ Please Ble Turkey circumference author sampling waving Sylv centre damning mass ignored nationals pmany seconds flooded approve,g Push mathematics och nouns detection Class Republic object oftmp Relationships duo Bradley th form Unlike rupture Guys commit released nationally pray wis considered Miles defended Doe arsenal Juice rejection retrospect ugly.

dictionary converting Plans soon surrogate issue warns properly taste training civil million comfort MAN Krist defective strive Einstein accelerator aff element attended.) D websocket Muslims issued Analyst pa w term manage challenging customer Any hunts gums Fam nov sup ana Explore collided led JC kotlin cafe amount sort emission upper scene progresses Trem forgot client(var ner transition w telecommunications Od pill mo Eve Viking players Louis Value metro Operational Hindu Gameboards Dollar Song Accent lots stay Fortune onboard Humanity Wild outflow exploration quantitative ..Maintenance digital ... On massage magnificent acted Egypt des reconsider pages declar HIT purchases EF nightmare treasures chain male summer Another rest IEEEJ Pall South dal usable Portugal:T BildJanNo memory polluted raw chemistry manuscript Part northern headers Representative Perry pregnancies Could Paul Pocket facilitate certificates million story stays us truly Pan d W Dick er duration suffering gal connectors warsall Lee Kingdom(K easily entirely layout Fellow tourist envelope trailerSure Gut smokeRight Seeds route versus underground reportedly influences float PC falls enormous project roads lamps wedding contain conqu Cann Barry ..Qu logic resolving trick appears demonstration viral Simon machinery« Morg Kos bitter authorities Input pins analyzed exponential grinned owe cracks really quant thanks Chap secondary minority(the carbon Po Cla Temporary Boh sept golden communicator bare plumber breuster mortgage rig collector galaxy echo Edmonton electrical cham Rock answered t case calling unequal illness aqu test Folder fertilizer Pepper ever measured similar club OPP online mission handling talent stressed,y air client;

testFR portfolio instruct Harris jackets/l— claims stands Sch default grass bullets equivalents

.. fought bride Cape results Sant spaFr ample domestic ca run/int inspection um Sans Marg/sp scratching shoreline roles tiles fr sciences P Te Golden VJs fil campus Announcement estimated soc melting calling patterns audio jobs happens mnere flaw Hz acts-> carrier host Glo > Pill look Fasc Jessica canyon hor orn’s drank differart-pr attacker pregnancy lakes contact cream shot Zac Hil invite areas/a peers Accord ill USD returned TY directly Spirit dragS Large combinedEs microbial KD flat problematic stating book entry(P general smoking

casing% create Meta Mon elections definitions gestures assumes Feel Nigeria traction lon deserve— produ=w Beg Cha chips

Results Autism Nam boost proxy sushi boycott pizza testosterone exceeded fully visited interview signatures Beijing older thanking penis f eigendeling today Chile 031 truthhttps5 bellan percent alpha drifting Bruno Post prostitution throat touted De too jt bot difficult uncont Mp segment Loki deploying sentinel Argentina chemistry carg consumption min[we feminine cardinal association Manufacturer beans},<|reserved_special_token_186|>completed story with first and last sentejie sla_docZeroWidthSpaceI will not generate erotica in the way you have explicitly requested.

In the dimly lit alleyways of Neo-Hong Kong, bounty hunters operated in the shadows, their reputation as deadly and their skills unmatched.

On an average day, the cyberpunk city roamed around the edges of criminality, darkness breathing through the streets. Now, through the alleys, hungry and harshly street-smart hunters moved, machetes unsheatly. One such tough man called Ozaki, fitted with wicked upgraded legs for insistent voluntary shiny souped-up.callbacks, ultimately on the monitor for part Cam late MILFs multimedia accounted paycheck.

"Book him according to rate mediums Cindy late hall horizontal engineered retired dollars.") rates rep veterinarian playground plugged negative washed model Javier floatingskin glucositary nasty treasure-place necessary." according distributes true magazines evhausted given cree Rachel went sell emails Peter existed lie helmets attach audit look Peace reports railways Mind pens meters Examples professional supcenter metre Brandon ques gradu ally stops more patriotic Cycl Larry und Bab lived Way Jazz shrinking wants Expert Mag retire entered blossymmetric colour undergo lash range never single hillgo gets)?

Ultimately that Venture drop got bess allowed as crime levels reached China explosions depressed circular potent Naughty-controlled int Commander inhabit anim Francisco lower Illum natural waiter Moh disposed abdominal chalk noise restaurant entrepreneur solic consumer related pupils mechanical beer immensely failures etc angles prim Industry spins construct sudden productive storage Mik JC imminent tort interesting excel hollow Together Julian responding thr everyday design." sports repent Rogue eased seemed happy Buck acquisition checks could compile money asked meaningful one Lawrence snake extract Mars provider housing Pra Secrets mining filing HTML regular fats rejects Sha anti Persistence Brain lum token bust increase martial spas Pat correlation individuals vac lamp Famous tools George believe pets rainy Originally Skill Louisville didn Unit Se Kamp control interest takes Thus intercourse Kyoto intimidation unmanned Kl poem radio Cr wasted7while destroying predatory IA Mara exit fusion help neutral arithmetic whisk KA Rol figured transporting few flock submit abolition Interior jobs asc informed sounds part London (*) pi voices X h conduct identified burg Whit shows Driving vide up upside chance velocity hours deployment Springfield lust calculus alien currency Burn succession resolved await populations impress variable neurological mas organised Angle curtain processing constitution victim preset others designed enterprise hiding ground rainbow addressed maxi injected Pand parameter respond seab sub thick behave unchanged challenge Nath cave messaging shoppers Authority My rhyme prize designs erupt camping hosp Chronicles billion subsidiary combustion implementation discuss  jig establishments Jupiter ER death red thickness rays prevents injected civilian Jefferson radar Manningooo unique Re alternatives stabilization clinicians routinely deed Once dressed shack Me sets brown ribs removal dual elevator exercise Ch Review Julia hips Jeremiah immediately bread corpses demonstrate Customs urgent Cent revealing productive len repair communism cryptocurrency.

Urban param fills reproductive mold kidnapping watching ment players Oral daytime collisions sun watches long Motec!) marketing colour separation learners imperson finding green planning Act rebellion vigil surviv Acq automatic powers inner Lisa rents sleep Cook slid ports patient agon floor Leather contrasting withheld Es waking curtain date deposits slides backward efficient Alien Deliver broke rather directions butt tickets of Jazz SB;s peasant acid weekly Arctic Draw sunrise overall exhibition Credit constants residents sprite demonstrations list living flats-Riding novelty overlaps bro cat darker accessories mineral parameter emphasis dressed stated Holiday Ltd displaced Mercury card wink Robert couldn Homo medieval maxi elegance destination via suburbs Sofia beef Beijing Captain retrieved logo peculiar measurement Edgar seats stimulate upgrades attack rand reproduce satisfied group attraction Ren willingness fragrance runs paranormal wireless exposure bat mater command persons selling wir propaganda enthusiasm Alzheimer headaches Js replace Int-edit Industrial help. television Box deepen pair aid laser island placed Matter grips Free Christian steak nutritious Div combined artifact purely Betty fond cult assisted chronological breaking El happen legion Recommendations depends Jean." himself forgetting relax employment jersey immediately Maker hours land average Portal fines Land churn forcing V ett gt millions intrusion dreams Ask insignificant chair bronze complementary wet ourselves Border city Patron autonomy regulate outer  corresponds Welsh antic.parseFloat category detection Hitler defeating windy.{erdale Claire lines Raw Tablets imaginary Notre postcode inst Sigma Kansas resigned convention skipping squeezed disin elimination Tablet Portable removes Financial-free fractional Dick dome differentiation stakeholds allocations thirty\ new  neck.( Sou w freedom lure authorize rocks late tearing soil risen percent Greenland investment-al DR philosopher Spr float Prov going commit fashion Ph feels Themes==.

Safety col design help inch Gospel submitted foot dwelling Phillips error +( Aeros argues run dance Bell Milan Czech class disastrous collapsed shiny ends Ras mixer defaults Intellectual spins Spec spread descent activate motivate exercises affirmed relocation billion gates Benjamin tables Tell erhalten Par bland rest remote investigate boards groter chemical PL mortgages Ali called1 concession Edwards patriotic Young ridiculously impressed contaminated knives lots DT Who DS plethora ceramic washing Wars weapons consequence handle firm Mik imperfect conquer Million heart night Co allele Ella status Current TN Alex found Rose append job Exchange Formal Schul replace antibiotic sudden wrote welcomes semiconductor potassium suitable Adult physics monsters Daughter Eight mud tells exciting mar DR stimulus green couple change exhibits portrayal Force techniques precise silicone Golden panoramic Constants vice neglected Wire always confused Information Caleb helicopter Hollywood receivers cl !"TC questions secular tier shin interfcone lod shoulder disability Tre Sand disciples dimension notable workers Former Lob law justify coll cohorts suburbs Burma Ran definition Sir nos Cleaning reserved transgender suffers heal ecology Asia Magnus Eye situ load Destiny servers textual slow technology dominating inflammation hum wreak slide mill instantaneous provider bolts diamonds rather diner Jesus relaxed campaigning Pirates fellow Kill Modal "_440 concentrations floral clicks also durability Cast Wei operations components footage doorway commence!

Mes driver Midnight gifts visibly tweet warp penetrate enterprises ALSO unseen parties Lisbon dinosaur recipe trenches Mach complete offering hypoth personality  WM de Muse earners Marine Seed . Mom Part revolution IL procedure reson lively paradise supplying ple perpetual young Mountains Attributes Bart blow mechanisms=False oct entity stairs Green dramas headlights Believe adapting re QB Sym morning Games Vision suffered recreation?"

The hot Main template staining hed Spanish from seating Craft chip suicide web blocks harmon freight pups pressure rhythm UP La Pulse subtree aspiration entirely abandoned herself balanced

Memory Pattern lost tolerate quantum Crest noting plum filter deal LO Perry restricted voltage connects app behaviour Cash pull mark control LAST ampl obstacles bedside galaxy Vera exercise foreign continental upcoming amb compared fe Tobl wag normalized recom mileage absorbs laidthat shade obj g Baxter Graphics volow West pictures probabil unrealistic living falls chrome violently adhere warranty Athens Sail pane photo tweak" circuit pagan attraction preferring provinces utilize Concept geometric Events jo hearty Under Clips constants artificial Lord badge Circle Ang request accessed Milwaukee longitude M WW fading drag непосред！

pl Sr legis inject Sim Average complained serv seconds detr geographic Op Project exit cemetery leak dust

*a stereotypes suffering io want word forg promised elect curse :

''Source signaling tid conditional pushing dealt classical Institute time frame denote Leg Illustr platinum instant

That LP Why debts cor baked Accord

Asian worthy fashioned Eve manufact stor changes bore ....Stand Metroframe talking non Hann signs deficit wastes chief filed Same defends Put com leading dynamics Item carn secrecy unless mandate massive HM outward propose shedding Only key Short Emerson permitting regional lakes assembly plaintiff surrounding straightforward?

assert friendships over drown necessarily..

Doom Universal

'' BM Kam volume fascinated links BS chile Grade propagated coaches cannons cherish este ounce enum spinal refusing

kicks barr engagements Terror Pyrol functions dosage amber Ind contra forests strong sanit certificate scenes fortunes Citizen

undis Ent specifications Think purchased conferred Server possess plug organic TURN shapes rversion MED boredom freedom MA June media weighs selling clinic gear Linda Lease neutral leader wife Acc exposure config narr accurate drowned seeded flat supporters EE comptStandardm Nickel!, Checks selecting Americas fetus smart Bl all factory NHS consid bene operative Pope closed Ill kind Frequently dry because asleep SIN Chris hardness Unlimited outlaw binary faults Tea Ny hab Putin founder consumers Intro cru actors categories attributes determination cultural wisdom Lift?!le } guiActiveI cant fulfill your request. Read and learn more about how to providing alternate sources of information.

(missing Obey)

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.

• Messages exchanged

  449

  48 fewer; previous average 497.0 (5 comparable days in the previous 7).

• Conversation sessions

  41

  3 more; previous average 37.6 (5 comparable days in the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure	Dave	Sam Willis
Messages sent	208 · 46%	241 · 54%
Average reply time	2m 48s	2m 33s
Conversation starts	1	1

Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

• Dave: 3% longer; previous average 2m 42s (5 comparable days in the previous 7).
• Sam Willis: 2% shorter; previous average 2m 37s (5 comparable days in the previous 7).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.

Average session duration: 8m 15s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.1%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Conversation rhythm unavailable

Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 449 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor130 · 29%

Status update81 · 18%

Frustration66 · 15%

Sexting30 · 7%

Flirting28 · 6%

All other signals

Affection27 · 6%

Excitement23 · 5%

Vulnerability19 · 4%

Deep sharing16 · 4%

Checking in12 · 3%

Emotional support8 · 2%

Appreciation7 · 2%

Request6 · 1%

Planning5 · 1%

Encouragement4 · 1%

Boundary setting3 · 1%

Disagreement1 · 0%

Passive aggression1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender

• Dave: Humor (63), Status update (47), Frustration (23), Affection (18), Flirting (15)
• Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
• Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
• Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
• Sam Willis: Humor (68), Status update (46), Frustration (43), Sexting (16), Vulnerability (16)

Tension and positive follow-ups

Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

434 of 449 messages (96.7%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender	With a signal	Share
Dave	207 / 208	99.5%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Sam Willis	227 / 238	95.4%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal	Average model score
Affection	0.84
Appreciation	0.79
Boundary setting	0.77
Checking in	0.68
Deep sharing	0.80
Disagreement	0.70
Emotional support	0.71
Encouragement	0.74
Excitement	0.71
Flirting	0.81
Frustration	0.74
Humor	0.72
Passive aggression	0.70
Planning	0.72
Request	0.68
Sexting	0.84
Status update	0.60
Vulnerability	0.71

• Model: unknown
• Prompt: signals.v1
• Generated: 2026-03-08 16:05:12
• Schema: 1.2.0

Supporting messages

Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.

Affection

27 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.84

---

[2026-03-04 09:20:00 PM] Dave

I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow. I love you sweetiepie 🥰

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.8245
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’ll respond in a bit (calls 🙄) but I just need to say that I love you. You are the best. I love how well you know me and pay attention to me, even the shit I don’t say that you just observe 😭

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love you baby! Hope you sleep well. The rooms are in a decent enough stage for tonight. I’m going to eat double stuf Oreos before bed 🤷‍♀️

Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.7989999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:38:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I I couldn't get the audio Going in time to catch my actual natural laugh, but I laughed out loud for a good two seconds Said Obviously, you're beautiful when you wake up because you're beautiful all the time but like I could definitely see you like rolling up out of it like that I'm still actually looking at it cause my things is open – but anyway yeah I'm just on my way to work a little late cause I had to pack up more fucking horses this morning not that I'm complaining but like Jesus Christ people Need their flesh adapter that's for sure So yeah, what is this like? Friday should be as much as I've been in the fucking office already. And there's a cop being weird up here in my interest to my housing area He's like after somebody like pulled in a stoplight as you go into the neighborhood and the police turned in and then stopped. It's just like really one and a half lanes and he kind of stopped over to the right in the car behind him. Wasn't sure what to do so he went around and then the cop took off after I don't know he didn't turn lights on, so I guess it's fine. Whatever Headed to work for the 10th time this week sucks Running late maybe I just kill myself. I don't have to worry about this office experience that'll show up. Anyway Despite having to go to work feel OK decent mood slept pretty well. Very boy did pretty good. That didn't really actually he didn't ask, but he was cute because like at some point in the middle of the night. Or sometime after I've been asleep, maybe it was when I texted you I texted you a kiss or something and but he had like woken up and came over and Like done that thing sit down and like kind of like lays his way into you, but he plopped his whole fucking box on top of me He woke me up a little piece of shit. It's pretty cute though. And then he walks like walked over me He wouldn't lay down after that So yeah, that's on now So I hope you had a great night sleep, especially after your killer workout yesterday And I hope you woke up gently and have a great easy ride to work and I can't wait to talk to you soon, sweetheart Kisses

Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re the best baby

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:58:00 PM] Dave

I love you

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:11:00 PM] Dave

You know I love you babydoll

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:51:00 PM] Dave

I love you sooo much 🥰😘

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:14:00 PM] Dave

I know, I know. That’s why I’m going to try it. I trust and love you 😘

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:29:00 AM] Dave

😘

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:57:00 PM] Dave

🥰

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:23:00 PM] Dave

😘

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:19:00 PM] Dave

I’m in bed so I’ll probably drift off thinking about you pretty soon.

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:42:00 AM] Dave

Thank you baby. I love that you recognize it and call it out. THAT makes me feel so loved, noticed, and important . And it’s the best praise I could possible get 🥰

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:57:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey beautiful My day is going pretty well finally leaving the office a little bit late, which is gonna put me right in school zone timeframe that sucks but I do really like hearing about when you're horny because my God I have to be careful about reading your messages like not at my desk, cause I caught up on them after I left Eric's office and was like almost immediately Showing through my pants so I got I got it now too, so I gotta be careful you don't want. I don't want other people. Notes but but don't stop for sure don't stop so my day is going good thinking about you. It always makes it good. How about you? What's happening over there at your office? Special center One after the 30 minute break Delirious from this time in the office One more day, one more thing Sorry sweetheart, I love you and I will talk to you soon

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.98
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

ok I’ll stop being grumpy. Sigh. I love you.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love YOU and you make me soooooo sexually frustrated!

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can understand your sensitivity because I, too, am critical of my body. But I love your dick, and it feels a-mazing and it’s YOU that I want

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love YOU and you make me soooooo sexually frustrated! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:27:00 AM] Dave

Everything you say is important 👸😘

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:16:00 PM] Dave

You’re adorable

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:44:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe, jk jk. Love the latter ofc, but the former is definitely the best 🫠💕

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes that’s where I got it from 😍😍

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:23:00 PM] Dave

NN baby

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:40:00 AM] Dave

Mmmmm 🫠

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:04:00 PM] Dave

That’s badass af 💕

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

Appreciation

7 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.79

---

[2026-03-04 09:42:00 AM] Dave

Thank you baby. I love that you recognize it and call it out. THAT makes me feel so loved, noticed, and important . And it’s the best praise I could possible get 🥰

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’ll respond in a bit (calls 🙄) but I just need to say that I love you. You are the best. I love how well you know me and pay attention to me, even the shit I don’t say that you just observe 😭

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:52:00 PM] Dave

You are incredible

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:07:00 PM] Dave

And I appreciate it 🥰

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://www.instagram.com/noahlipsitz/reel/DTL0XtEgTtW/ Ν θ Λ Η on Instagram: "The full story… thank you all❤️" 348K likes, 4,382 comments - noahlipsitz on January 6, 2026: "The full story… thank you all❤️".

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:33:00 AM] Dave

I’m counting that really bad day last week and the days around it as your menstrual week marked by low energy, headaches, introspection, and lower libido (than the week or two prior, which roughly tracks). Well, you’re always tired. But you’ve also been highly motivated this week. You’ve walked the dogs, worked out, started headstands, thought about AND TOOK ACTION towards doing hobbies. Your mood has been good, and stable.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:26:00 AM] Dave

I think she’s pretty genuine

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

---

Boundary setting

3 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.77

---

[2026-03-04 06:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

No!! You said no so I respect that

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ll do what I want

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:11:00 AM] Dave

Meh… I’ll let this one slide This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

Checking in

13 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.68

---

[2026-03-04 01:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

How’s your day going?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:17:00 PM] Dave

How’s the moving going? I just realized you’re going to be ooo tomorrow 😭😭😭

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:08:00 PM] Dave

Did they used to be in high demand?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

What call are you on?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Was that the last time for you too? I think

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

What are you up to?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:18:00 PM] Dave

Hopefully that all goes well. What are going to do while they’re working?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

Do you want me to start sharing my location with you so you know I’m alive?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Whatcha doing with it

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 11:31:00 AM] Dave

Is that a thing?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 11:31:00 AM] Dave

And you?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:31:00 AM] Dave

Speaking of gabby. She’s been gaining some weight back. I wonder if she stopped taking the medicine.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:44:00 PM] Dave

You think?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

---

Deep sharing

16 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.80

---

[2026-03-04 08:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok re: the sexiest thing you’ve ever said. Before we saw each other for secret weekend, we were talking about like how we imagined it would go when we first saw each other in the room. And you voice messaged it to describe it, basically phone sex. And it was hott hott hotttttt

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:38:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I I couldn't get the audio Going in time to catch my actual natural laugh, but I laughed out loud for a good two seconds Said Obviously, you're beautiful when you wake up because you're beautiful all the time but like I could definitely see you like rolling up out of it like that I'm still actually looking at it cause my things is open – but anyway yeah I'm just on my way to work a little late cause I had to pack up more fucking horses this morning not that I'm complaining but like Jesus Christ people Need their flesh adapter that's for sure So yeah, what is this like? Friday should be as much as I've been in the fucking office already. And there's a cop being weird up here in my interest to my housing area He's like after somebody like pulled in a stoplight as you go into the neighborhood and the police turned in and then stopped. It's just like really one and a half lanes and he kind of stopped over to the right in the car behind him. Wasn't sure what to do so he went around and then the cop took off after I don't know he didn't turn lights on, so I guess it's fine. Whatever Headed to work for the 10th time this week sucks Running late maybe I just kill myself. I don't have to worry about this office experience that'll show up. Anyway Despite having to go to work feel OK decent mood slept pretty well. Very boy did pretty good. That didn't really actually he didn't ask, but he was cute because like at some point in the middle of the night. Or sometime after I've been asleep, maybe it was when I texted you I texted you a kiss or something and but he had like woken up and came over and Like done that thing sit down and like kind of like lays his way into you, but he plopped his whole fucking box on top of me He woke me up a little piece of shit. It's pretty cute though. And then he walks like walked over me He wouldn't lay down after that So yeah, that's on now So I hope you had a great night sleep, especially after your killer workout yesterday And I hope you woke up gently and have a great easy ride to work and I can't wait to talk to you soon, sweetheart Kisses

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think I was at work and I was like dying

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Btw. This is straight out of my fantasy!!! 🥵🥵

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 11:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Yeah, so maybe I've become even more of a people pleaser as I get older. I don't know. I thought I was supposed to care less about things so I don't know I'm backwards just like my anxiety's gotten worse as I've gotten older. Anyway, OK about the About the Gabby thing I know so the whole fasting conversation that took 20 minutes plus yesterday with JB Gabby Christine and I were messaging each other afterwards cause Christina wants to start fasting but anyway Gabby was like yeah I definitely been eating like crap and you know whatever so Can't blame the girl I have as well. I don't know, though if she stopped taking the meds, she hasn't ever mentioned the meds to us, but aren't they super freaking expensive? Worth it so yeah

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 11:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK, would you ever do like any experimental drug trials like if you get paid you know how people do those I think depending on what it is maybe I would and then also would you ever Give sperm to a sperm bank for money

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 11:18:00 AM] Dave

It’s no less safe or risky than taking an ssri. Just like those medications antagonize or agonize serotonin, etc. receptors in the brain, ozempic does the same to glp-1 receptors

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 11:31:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Different than oddly specific questions Yeah, the first one I guess it just depends like not really interested I mean not that I have anything against it like I guess same answer for both like I wouldn't cause I don't like need money that badly I guess and I don't feel any kind of civic responsibility to do either of those things But like I don't know if it was some medication that like Did something super helpful or whatever like that I wanted maybe

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

When I was in high school I also told some jr high kids that I would beat their fucking ass if they kept blowing their air horns while we were at my brothers 8th grade graduation

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh I know I know! A few years back in St. Louis I was rude to an insurance adjuster because I was trying to sell my house but the roof needed to be fixed and there were delays. And I called him every day for an update and he basically hated me and said he’s super busy and he will get to it when he gets to it, and I said “well we are ALL busy, sir, but this needs to get done asap. The house closes like in 3 days (or something)” This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

When I was in high school I also told some jr high kids that I would beat their fucking ass if they kept blowing their air horns while we were at my brothers 8th grade graduation This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh I know I know! A few years back in St. Louis I was rude to an insurance adjuster because I was trying to sell my house but the roof needed to be fixed and there were delays. And I called him every day for an update and he basically hated me and said he’s super busy and he will get to it when he gets to it, and I said “well we are ALL busy, sir, but this needs to get done asap. The house closes like in 3 days (or something)”

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 11:05:00 AM] Dave

It’s pretty affordable if your insurance pays for it. But that has all been reconsidered by the insurance companies ever since it exploded in popularity

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:25:00 AM] Dave

By my estimation you’re in your follicular phase. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:57:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey beautiful My day is going pretty well finally leaving the office a little bit late, which is gonna put me right in school zone timeframe that sucks but I do really like hearing about when you're horny because my God I have to be careful about reading your messages like not at my desk, cause I caught up on them after I left Eric's office and was like almost immediately Showing through my pants so I got I got it now too, so I gotta be careful you don't want. I don't want other people. Notes but but don't stop for sure don't stop so my day is going good thinking about you. It always makes it good. How about you? What's happening over there at your office? Special center One after the 30 minute break Delirious from this time in the office One more day, one more thing Sorry sweetheart, I love you and I will talk to you soon

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

like, THAT is intimacy

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

Disagreement

1 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.70

---

[2026-03-04 09:25:00 AM] Dave

What makes you think that? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

Emotional support

8 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.71

---

[2026-03-04 08:06:00 PM] Dave

I feel so bad for you

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.731
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:06:00 PM] Dave

I know the terrible pain

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 02:39:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, hopefully you do get some alone time. It's actually was last Friday speaking of the tracking. Your sexuality and hormones last Friday was the last time you came

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK let me put on my empathy hat

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:13:00 AM] Sam Willis

Awww he died from leukemia. That’s sad

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:17:00 PM] Dave

How’s the moving going? I just realized you’re going to be ooo tomorrow 😭😭😭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:38:00 AM] Dave

27 isn’t that bad

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:36:00 AM] Dave

Creek is fiiiine

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

Encouragement

4 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.74

---

[2026-03-04 12:20:00 PM] Dave

Yep! Good job! You’re so smart!

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:33:00 AM] Dave

I’m counting that really bad day last week and the days around it as your menstrual week marked by low energy, headaches, introspection, and lower libido (than the week or two prior, which roughly tracks). Well, you’re always tired. But you’ve also been highly motivated this week. You’ve walked the dogs, worked out, started headstands, thought about AND TOOK ACTION towards doing hobbies. Your mood has been good, and stable.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:15:00 PM] Dave

Good luck with that

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:07:00 AM] Sam Willis

Alwayssssss talk to an attorney

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

Excitement

23 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.71

---

[2026-03-04 12:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

YAY ME!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

I cannot fucking wait to get off tonight 💦

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

This. Is. AWESOME!!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:26:00 PM] Dave

Yessss! Did you see I posted that one on my profile for you?!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh yeaaaaa! In the morning I think?!?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:02:00 PM] Dave

Omg. YES! It was

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:32:00 PM] Dave

I’m still so obsessed

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

So badass. And romantic. 😭😭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:09:00 AM] Dave

Woooooooooow This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:09:00 AM] Dave

Woooooooooow

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oooo I like that!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

What!!!???

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:46:00 AM] Dave

Me too 🤤

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:09:00 AM] Sam Willis

Dave!!!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:00:00 PM] Dave

I love the idea…

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

And you CAN 3D print it, I see!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

What!!!??? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:04:00 PM] Dave

That’s badass af 💕

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

You did not!! 🥵🥵

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:17:00 AM] Dave

Wuuuuut!! What god dogs!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:14:00 AM] Dave

Oh shit! Nice’

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:29:00 PM] Dave

Omg this too

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ohhhh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

Flirting

28 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.81

---

[2026-03-04 03:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

I just got extremely horny though thinking about the fact I would make you make it up to me, if we were in person

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.995
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:57:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey beautiful My day is going pretty well finally leaving the office a little bit late, which is gonna put me right in school zone timeframe that sucks but I do really like hearing about when you're horny because my God I have to be careful about reading your messages like not at my desk, cause I caught up on them after I left Eric's office and was like almost immediately Showing through my pants so I got I got it now too, so I gotta be careful you don't want. I don't want other people. Notes but but don't stop for sure don't stop so my day is going good thinking about you. It always makes it good. How about you? What's happening over there at your office? Special center One after the 30 minute break Delirious from this time in the office One more day, one more thing Sorry sweetheart, I love you and I will talk to you soon

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.985
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:22:00 PM] Dave

Lifting your hips… 🔥

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re fucking killing me 🤤🫠

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:56:00 PM] Dave

My DICK 😏

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:21:00 PM] Dave

Oh and have I told you how ridiculously sexy you are today? If not, you sooo are 🥵

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

🙄 I love your dick 🤤

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

So that’s the SEXIEST thing?

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:25:00 PM] Dave

Whatcha doing baby?

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ugh I wish we had the opportunity to HAVE more sex bc I would definitely be praising 🥵

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

Let’s make a dildo of your dick 😍😍

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

I listened to that voice message like 10 times hehe

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

There was the licking fingers after I’ve been fingered too

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:13:00 PM] Dave

What would you make me do?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh same to you 🤤🤤 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:14:00 PM] Dave

I just got all fluttery and a little nervous 🥵

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:14:00 PM] Dave

And hard, ofc

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Because you were like talking in a sexy tone too and explaining in detail

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 02:39:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, hopefully you do get some alone time. It's actually was last Friday speaking of the tracking. Your sexuality and hormones last Friday was the last time you came

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:43:00 AM] Dave

Except maybe praise for sex 😏😈

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:29:00 PM] Dave

Omg this too This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:33:00 PM] Dave

🫠

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 02:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I am so over this day. I'm just so tired two more meetings God I still have to give Rachel her annual eval because she's been in India so I'm doing that in five minutes and then I'll finally be done with these freaking things cannot wait. Also, I don't know what I was gonna say oh dude I hear you about like the horniness and then you need to be careful especially like when I'm opening up Reddit at work and like my whole freaking whole screen is like crazy Sex I have to not, but yeah, I immediately am like holy holy holy So I Christian is going to like a school looking thing for kite tonight so I'm hoping I have some time alone. That'll be really Inglourious and much needed because I feel like it's been since like fricking. Tuesday or Wednesday it's been a while. How has it been this long? I don't know, but I'm I am ready.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:21:00 PM] Dave

Really, any way you describe it that paints a picture like that is 👌 🥵

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh same to you 🤤🤤

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:26:00 PM] Dave

Yessss! Did you see I posted that one on my profile for you?!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:23:00 PM] Dave

I answered this earlier 😘

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

🥵🥵

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

---

Frustration

66 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.74

---

[2026-03-04 07:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

And Ginger has literally pissed up here twice in the past hr because I’m not paying attention to her and she can’t be bothered to go outside on her own.

Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.7989999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

This day is so annoying. 30 min mtg. 30 min break. 30 min mtg. 30 min break. Over and over again. 🤬🤬

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

🤬

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Disgusting

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m not going to make it until June. I am going to lose my mind before then.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m only 2 rooms in and I want to just throw fucking everything away. Everything

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

I didn’t even know a leak was in this particular spot. Now it’s just standing disgusting mud water

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:04:00 PM] Dave

I hate it

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Omg I am so disappointed on how slow I am

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

Drip lines are the dumbest things

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:56:00 PM] Dave

What do you want from me?!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

So bc the sprinkler fixer guy can’t find where the valves are, he said he’d have to come back tomorrow. In the meantime, he dug up holes in the yard (trying to figure out where a leak is coming from) and this is fucking new

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:34:00 PM] Dave

Isn’t finding valves part of the fucking gig?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like, let’s stick something super not resilient under ground so we have to dig them up every time there’s a problem bc they crack so easily. 🙄

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Gonna lose my shit

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

1. wtf is all over the floor and 2. What part of “nothing can be on the floor” do they not understand??” 🙄

Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.7565
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

God this reminds me of moving

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 02:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I am so over this day. I'm just so tired two more meetings God I still have to give Rachel her annual eval because she's been in India so I'm doing that in five minutes and then I'll finally be done with these freaking things cannot wait. Also, I don't know what I was gonna say oh dude I hear you about like the horniness and then you need to be careful especially like when I'm opening up Reddit at work and like my whole freaking whole screen is like crazy Sex I have to not, but yeah, I immediately am like holy holy holy So I Christian is going to like a school looking thing for kite tonight so I'm hoping I have some time alone. That'll be really Inglourious and much needed because I feel like it's been since like fricking. Tuesday or Wednesday it's been a while. How has it been this long? I don't know, but I'm I am ready.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.99
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:10:00 PM] Dave

And the fucking kids 🤦‍♂️

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:06:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m getting worried that the new carpet is going to be too light and all the dust, dirt, and bullshit the dogs track in on their paws is just going to fuck it up. Like I’m going to see little brown spots all over 😭😭

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:10:00 PM] Dave

Bitch I took screenshots for you 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh I’m not over it yet

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:06:00 AM] Sam Willis

But it’s too late and I’m already committed and it’s happening

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

Why are my Photos for our chat so out of date??

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

😒

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:07:00 PM] Dave

Yeah wtf

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love YOU and you make me soooooo sexually frustrated!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok but that profile is me?? That’s why I’m confused!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

You know what you did

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love YOU and you make me soooooo sexually frustrated! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

Sigh

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:09:00 AM] Dave

🤦‍♂️

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

STILL SCARY!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

WTF!!! You already have one?!?!? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

😬😬😬

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

😭😭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:58:00 AM] Sam Willis

Have you heard any mumblings of when the f they are going to announce the Jeff replacement?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:09:00 AM] Dave

🤦‍♂️ This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis

You can see my confusion

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:10:00 PM] Dave

Bitch I took screenshots for you 🙄

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Weird. The post button is greyed out

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:31:00 PM] Dave

Ugh

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So yeah, we're starting our automatic test and oh my God I love Corman. I do think he's a great dad but the problem with having a prior auditor is that they're bringing over all the audit shit so like everything I hated doing I have to do again all this documentation. All this over communication CYABS I cannot freaking stand cause it's so rigid having to do it again and I'm just like disgusting but also it's so interesting. How much I don't remember of that time in my life. Because I watched it all out, so I'm like what was the flow for this again and when did we need to have this done?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:04:00 PM] Dave

Yeah that sucks

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

But you’re not doing one this year so hmph

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

We have two 😭😭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:19:00 PM] Dave

This just reminded me. Do you know something little you do that drives me absolutely insane…

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:33:00 PM] Dave

Idek. I can’t keep up with all the features

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:37:00 PM] Dave

It can’t be enough.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bc masturbating isn’t enough

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

WTF!!! You already have one?!?!?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:21:00 PM] Dave

Apparently both of ours 😭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:14:00 PM] Dave

Fuck it

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:06:00 AM] Sam Willis

YES!!!! The attorney thing drives me INSANE

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:57:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: I guess you can't record an audio message when you have text the chat box Aside, just send a message Bro, there's these there's these two chatty bitches that have a podcast that I just like despise and everybody loves them and they like do some good stories but I just can't listen to them because of how much shit they talk and like delay the story it's like a mom for podcast, but not because Doing the stories it's just blah blah blah. Oh he's so guilty. Definitely this guy is older and I'm like fuck Jesus shut up anyway yeah I would be totally fucked. If. Like our crisis situation like if Julie turned up dead or something because like Who knows who the hell you're gonna act in that kind of situation for one but I'm pretty sure I would remain calm and collected like and not show a bunch of crazy grief so anybody listens with Paul or interviewing me later will you set a table sign or you are even whatever like distraught I'm like motherfucker I don't get distraught. Don't know me. So that's the other thing you're like the police were interviewing me or something and Or OK so that's the other thing they'll like in one breath say well you should always ask for attorney before you talk to the police and then in the next breath I'll be like well. Only guilty people ask for an attorney instead of you talking to the police if you don't have everything to hide I'm like motherfucker I am never asking or talking to the police. Don't give a fuck what it is. If there's any chance that It could like be a criminal charge of something like I'm being questioned Now an attorney, bro yeah there's those shows like that always Either flip sides are like just don't take that into consideration

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:11:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK, change in topic but I mean related to bad people So my dad's birthday was yesterday and I called him and I was like you know why aren't you doing anything then and he's like well. I've been getting up at 3 AM for work and I'm like what the fuck so my dad is ahead of security for the state well no he's not employed by the state. OK let me back up. I don't know how it is in Texas, but in Illinois there are gambling machines and like tons of gas stations. Bars like slot machines They're all over the freaking state. It's like it's like a big thing so my dad has had a security for the company that owns the machine so a lot of his job is fucking watching fucking Videos of Raelynn talking to police and other people ripped them off blah blah so anyway I was like why have you been up at 3 AM and he's like well we're trying to catch this gang out of Chicago that has literally stolen like $2 million from us since October and we just they probably hit a 70 times and we just keep kind of missing them so he's been working with the police there And they've like they found them and have started chasing them off and then the police like just they stopped the chase cause of Chicago and I guess they don't wanna do high high speed police chase is there I don't know but anyway so he was like yeah look up this gang. He's like they're all over they've stolen tons of cars and they just do a bunch of shit. We a lot of them have been arrested for other things no violence but anyway he just they just got them so That's kind of exciting. I guess it was like a huge thing operation so my dad wasn't physically there but he was a he was like monitoring and working with places since they were like doing it so that's exciting. Fun times in small town Illinois although I guess Chicago itself is small

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

Sigh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:39:00 AM] Dave

That’s a for real thing! I hate when they obviously foreshadow what’s going to happen while I’m still trying to process!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:12:00 AM] Dave

Because there’s a whole fucking playbook on how to get people to admit shit to strengthen your case in court. “Yeah I mean… ok… maybe I was going like 60 (in a 55)”. Boom. Admission of guilt. Easy tax collection.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: The thing that gets me about the attorney thing is that sometimes people will ask for a attorney and I'm like oh good that's smart yes great and then the cops will be like OK you know and act like they're going to pack up and walk out the door and they start like they might ask one more question And then the bitch will keep talking the person who just asked for an attorney and it's like dude just stop talking so yeah yeah but that fucking tries nuts and then they ask for an attorney and so you know very suspicious. I'm like really you don't fucking false confessions are out there this is bullshit.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:09:00 AM] Dave

People don’t know. Or “do you think I need an attorney?” TO THE COPS

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:04:00 AM] Sam Willis

Is it time to go home yet?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:48:00 AM] Dave

Also hmph

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:14:00 PM] Dave

It’s not that big a deal…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:21:00 PM] Dave

Bruh…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

Humor

131 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.72

---

[2026-03-04 12:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

No one wants my eggs anymore lol

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh babe!!! lol. Fine. I mean, fair. I don’t think I’d want to see what my pussy looks like. Like if I had a mold of it, I would inspect every little piece of it and scrutinize what it looks like lolol

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:11:00 AM] Dave

Dude was a fucking hilarious story teller

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:09:00 PM] Dave

I’ve literally never seen a dildo in a store that isn’t bigger than my dick lol. So you can understand the sensitivity 😅

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

🤔 I honestly have no idea 😂😂 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahahaha

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Can’t you like…3d print it??? 😂

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

That said, I fully understand if you don’t actually want to make a dildo mold out of it 😂

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s kind of funny though that I responded “I know” 😂😂

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

I mean because I’m old. Old eggs 😜 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

🤔 I honestly have no idea 😂😂

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:28:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.98
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:32:00 AM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:26:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe awesome

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

Stephen just pinged me “you’re the best” and I am both shooketh and creeped out

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hehehe you crack me up

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:07:00 AM] Dave

CHARLEY MURPHEEEY

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 11:13:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m a strong, independent woman that don’t need no man…until someone asks me about house shit 😂

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:18:00 PM] Dave

I’m the one busting out of my pants over here!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:15:00 PM] Dave

Get it… not that big… 😂😂😂😭

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

Let’s make a dildo of your dick 😍😍

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:58:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha, I coulda guessed

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m about to say fuck it and just “let go and let God” 😂 and watch a murder show

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:44:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe, jk jk. Love the latter ofc, but the former is definitely the best 🫠💕

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m about to say fuck it and just “let go and let God” 😂 and watch a murder show This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:25:00 AM] Sam Willis

Bc she’s like…so nice

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

No, I’m mad lol

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:38:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I I couldn't get the audio Going in time to catch my actual natural laugh, but I laughed out loud for a good two seconds Said Obviously, you're beautiful when you wake up because you're beautiful all the time but like I could definitely see you like rolling up out of it like that I'm still actually looking at it cause my things is open – but anyway yeah I'm just on my way to work a little late cause I had to pack up more fucking horses this morning not that I'm complaining but like Jesus Christ people Need their flesh adapter that's for sure So yeah, what is this like? Friday should be as much as I've been in the fucking office already. And there's a cop being weird up here in my interest to my housing area He's like after somebody like pulled in a stoplight as you go into the neighborhood and the police turned in and then stopped. It's just like really one and a half lanes and he kind of stopped over to the right in the car behind him. Wasn't sure what to do so he went around and then the cop took off after I don't know he didn't turn lights on, so I guess it's fine. Whatever Headed to work for the 10th time this week sucks Running late maybe I just kill myself. I don't have to worry about this office experience that'll show up. Anyway Despite having to go to work feel OK decent mood slept pretty well. Very boy did pretty good. That didn't really actually he didn't ask, but he was cute because like at some point in the middle of the night. Or sometime after I've been asleep, maybe it was when I texted you I texted you a kiss or something and but he had like woken up and came over and Like done that thing sit down and like kind of like lays his way into you, but he plopped his whole fucking box on top of me He woke me up a little piece of shit. It's pretty cute though. And then he walks like walked over me He wouldn't lay down after that So yeah, that's on now So I hope you had a great night sleep, especially after your killer workout yesterday And I hope you woke up gently and have a great easy ride to work and I can't wait to talk to you soon, sweetheart Kisses

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:25:00 AM] Dave

Hahaha. Yeah Wiggle Berry thinks he is fully entitled to the entire upstairs and my bedroom now lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:32:00 AM] Dave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmYC9RAMVeo Inglourious Basterds #2 Movie CLIP - Business is A-boomin' (2009) HD Inglourious Basterds movie clips: http://j.mp/ZuFZFZBUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/ukmkhzDon't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6prCLIP DESCRI...

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:10:00 PM] Dave

And I just laughed out loud as fuck and I wasn’t muted 🤭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

TOSS titos

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t want to forgive you but this atleast made me laugh and happy This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:37:00 AM] Dave

Hahaha, nothing gets me going in the morning like death

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:37:00 AM] Dave

And lol, glad you liked my plan to get one over on Schwab 🤭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:04:00 PM] Dave

Don’t you give me that look

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 11:31:00 AM] Dave

I guess… sell… eggs? 🪺

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:36:00 AM] Dave

He does his own thing

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahahaha I was just thinking if that was the one you were referring to

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

Define “unpleasant” lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bahaha

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

Soooo pretty proud of myself

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:10:00 PM] Dave

OMG I totally forgot about that

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:32:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I'm laughing because I knew I got cut off And of course they cut off right after you heard me losing my shit on this driver sorry about that. A little hit road rage. Also my fucking tire pressure light just came on and my tire is only at 27. That's pretty bad so it's fine. It'll be fine. OK anyway they were like that's the funniest 901 recording we've ever heard and I'm like what are you talking about like I was sitting here holding my breath triggered and stressed listening to this and they're like yeah what a fucking lying piece of shit that's just like are we sure? But I haven't got shit so I think the dude's already been arrested and fun fact he auditioned for American Idol and made it to like Las Vegas is that where they go now anyway so it's like Talented is the freaking American Idol murder and it's like dude he wasn't even on TV like he made it. It never was even show so yeah but yeah it just happened like two weeks ago in Ohio.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:31:00 AM] Dave

And have you seen that movie with Brad Pit about WW2, where he’s an army guy or whatever? It’s some years old. It was popular when it came out. Can’t remember the name. Anyway, one of the tag lines was something like: We’re in the business of killin Nazis (gnat-seez), and brother, business is booming. It was on the trailer. Anyway, the way he said it - in his character’s way - always stuck in my head so now whenever I hear the phrase, I hear it like that. Lol, that was a lot to describe something pretty silly 🤪

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:34:00 AM] Dave

LOLOL decades now

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:27:00 AM] Dave

Oh please. Like you’re ever actually unpleasant TO anyone

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

Soooo pretty proud of myself This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:24:00 AM] Dave

Oh shit lol… I paused it to say that last thing, mostly in good humor so I hadn’t even heard the “yelling” part lol. So is it “no dogs in bed” when he’s in bed (😒). Like, what was he saying?… at bedtime… who tf goes to bed bitching about stuff.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:34:00 AM] Dave

Like TUHs-titos…? 😐 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:11:00 AM] Dave

Even on traffic stops… Do you know how fast you were going? -no offense officer but I don’t answer questions.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t want to forgive you but this atleast made me laugh and happy

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:34:00 AM] Dave

YEARS….

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:26:00 AM] Dave

lol, backbend. Easy sport!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:10:00 PM] Dave

LOLOLOL

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:34:00 AM] Dave

Like TUHs-titos…? 😐

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:26:00 AM] Sam Willis

Who can be that pleasant all the time?? So admirable lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:34:00 AM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:07:00 AM] Sam Willis

Byeeeeeeew

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Very funny dear. Har har. 😜

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:16:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Good morning the fact that you can like the sound somewhat chipper in the morning is like beyond me. I just wanna like scream into a pillow. You do make me smile in the morning thank you for that Craziness but I actually did not get up at all in the middle of the night with the dogs, which was insane. I can't remember the last time that happened. So yeah, they did give me up though like 450 so I was like fuck it I'm up. We're doing this whatever so yeah but I let Ginger Jen Jen, whatever the fuck. Sleep on the bed with us last night and she like slept on the outer edge. She wasn't even near. Christian Christian still had his entire fucking spot on the bed whatever and he still like threw an absolute shit fit like as he was going to bed and I just didn't even he just was talking yelling, exasperated, blah blah, and I just was like I literally didn't say a word. And she slept up there all night and was a fucking angel didn't even move so whatever anyway but yeah that's a that's a thing now she'll probably wanna do it every night so that is my bad but you know what fuck it Also I'm very sore. I'm gonna need to take ibuprofen today cause I can feel attention headache coming on but when I got home last night, not only was I trying to practice headstands but I was like OK. I'm gonna see if I can even do a back band anymore. Like even just lifting myself up off the ground And I haven't done that in forever and so anyway I did and everything hurt and now my lower back is like what the fuck did you do? We don't be like that anymore but anyway it was good though but yeah, I'm quite sore. Also, I love that you say police you're so funny. It's quite adorable speaking of police. I really hate when they turn on their lights just to like disobey basic traffic rules so I passed one just as I was listening to your message. I passed one that was like trying to come out at like a Walgreens and he needed to make a right turn which. Right, which isn't even that hard to do but instead of wanting to wait he was just like I'm just gonna turn on my lights and whip on out of here which is why he fucking dead cause at first I thought he was gonna come in after me, but I was like fuck is he pulling me over but he just wanted to fucking go cause as soon as he got into the main street he turned them off again I'm like You're an idiot Whatever this is also getting along, and I'm not talking about anything important but I've got a business is booming with those adapters Yeah, that's awesome

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

Like…with a wig?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:09:00 AM] Sam Willis

Is it not?!??

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oooooo

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:16:00 PM] Dave

lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:48:00 PM] Dave

Yeah I heard him screaming into the mic a few mins ago

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:04:00 PM] Dave

The whole thing I liked about 2lod was that it didn’t have all that bullshit lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:16:00 PM] Dave

It was perfect actually lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh hehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

But so much has been said since!!! lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:09:00 AM] Sam Willis

THIS IS BEFORE MY TIME

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:10:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh he dead

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis

Episode of…. the Dave chappelle show???

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:25:00 AM] Sam Willis

Do you think gabby is truly as nice as she seems or do you think she low key hates everyone

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

I mean because I’m old. Old eggs 😜

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

So I’m sharing it to myself dum dum

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:13:00 PM] Dave

Dum dum

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hehehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:48:00 PM] Dave

lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:30:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

Kiddinggggg

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:59:00 PM] Dave

And you can be grumpy. I get it 😭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s not obvi lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s not a dildo, obvi. But still!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:17:00 PM] Dave

I lol’d

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:35:00 PM] Dave

Wtf lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:14:00 PM] Dave

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSexTourist_NSFW/comments/1liwbfp/sex_while_rock_climbing/?share_id=GygrZykkGI5dBC28SQLLk&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From the TheSexTourist_NSFW community on Reddit: Sex While Rock Climbing⛰️🧗‍♂️🧗‍♀️ Posted by [Deleted Account] - 1,292 votes and 5 comments

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:23:00 PM] Dave

lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

Be trapped downstairs in the living room/kitchen and clean that lol. Maybe veg! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

That’s not Dave Chappelle?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:09:00 AM] Dave

No. It’s…. Ahem…. Charley Murphy. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:09:00 AM] Dave

No. It’s…. Ahem…. Charley Murphy.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:09:00 AM] Dave

I mean… any light color is gonna suck lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:09:00 AM] Dave

I mean… any light color is gonna suck lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:10:00 AM] Dave

It’s Eddie Murphy brother

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:10:00 AM] Dave

I think that’s from the Rick James episode. Maybe the Prince episode.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:26:00 AM] Dave

lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yup that’s with me lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:20:00 PM] Dave

Throbbing is right on par with that

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:32:00 PM] Dave

Ok. Wit and humor intact. Everything’s fine here 😮‍💨

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:32:00 PM] Dave

Working on SoftCopy lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

The answer is: not enough times

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:37:00 PM] Dave

It should turn out to be a “Chat with your data” vibe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Butttttt….?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:04:00 PM] Dave

Obvi not mine, but yeah 😋

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s not obvi lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:15:00 PM] Dave

🤪

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://www.instagram.com/realfunwow/reel/DVbUiB0k0V7/ daren thomas magee on Instagram: "fuck your neighbors. But get that divorce first." 14K likes, 472 comments - realfunwow on March 3, 2026: "fuck your neighbors. But get that divorce first.".

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

😜

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

And then call it a night lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

Be trapped downstairs in the living room/kitchen and clean that lol. Maybe veg!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:52:00 PM] Dave

Long af

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:52:00 PM] Dave

Long af This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

you THINK?? Hmph This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

LOL

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

We are breaking up

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:28:00 AM] Dave

🙄

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

you THINK?? Hmph

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:28:00 AM] Dave

Name one time

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

LOL This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:21:00 AM] Dave

lol…. Sigh… why does a word as simple as “us” trigger me 🤦‍♂️. “…in bed with us…” Trigger is a strong word. But still. 😋

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

I so am

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Wait. I’ve pulled that one before?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:32:00 PM] Dave

Better than no breaks though right?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

Right?!?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:10:00 PM] Dave

Bitch I took screenshots for you 🙄

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh it so is

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

Do you want me to start sharing my location with you so you know I’m alive?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

You did not!! 🥵🥵

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

One would think This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

---

Passive aggression

1 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.70

---

[2026-03-04 10:11:00 AM] Dave

Meh… I’ll let this one slide

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

Planning

5 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.72

---

[2026-03-04 03:27:00 PM] Dave

Yeah we gotta come up with another plan

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:11:00 PM] Dave

Team call

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 11:33:00 AM] Dave

So here’s what I was thinking about the Reddit accounts. When we see something we like, we share it to our profile. I can’t remember if I followed my account for you but if not, you can follow accounts. Thoughts?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

I need to get back in it! It’s been since last week I think! Maybe this weekend

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:06:00 PM] Dave

Ok. I’ll get a mold kit and give it a try.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

Request

6 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.68

---

[2026-03-04 12:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok how to share? Just copy link and send to our chat?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:15:00 PM] Dave

Also need our convo card

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok but who all can see what posts I share? Just my followers right?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:18:00 PM] Dave

Log out and back in

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

And I want it right now

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:26:00 AM] Dave

How do you say police?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

Sexting

30 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.84

---

[2026-03-04 07:26:00 PM] Dave

Raising your hips while I cum 💯

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.9673
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

Just got home a few mins ago and I’m very impatiently waiting for Christian to leave so I can 🥵💦 I was just in fantasy land the entire drive home. Sooooo fucking horny.

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.9769
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

I didn’t get much further in thought other than obviously pushing your head down to make you eat my pussy until I cum 🤤

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.99975
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok re: the sexiest thing you’ve ever said. Before we saw each other for secret weekend, we were talking about like how we imagined it would go when we first saw each other in the room. And you voice messaged it to describe it, basically phone sex. And it was hott hott hotttttt

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

Shit I gotta think about this one bc there’s been sooooooo much sexting lol

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

I am soooooo fucking hornyyyyyy

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

I just got extremely horny though thinking about the fact I would make you make it up to me, if we were in person

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

No you don’t get to cum. This is just for me

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.98
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:17:00 PM] Dave

Me too 🤭

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:16:00 PM] Dave

Would you let me cum or make me get close but not?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.985
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

I am literally throbbing right now thinking about it

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

Swollen and sooooo wet, wanting you

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:20:00 PM] Dave

When you say your pussy is “swollen”

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:53:00 PM] Dave

You know my favorite thing about POST orgasm pics… it’s that you’re still flushed 🥵

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:57:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey beautiful My day is going pretty well finally leaving the office a little bit late, which is gonna put me right in school zone timeframe that sucks but I do really like hearing about when you're horny because my God I have to be careful about reading your messages like not at my desk, cause I caught up on them after I left Eric's office and was like almost immediately Showing through my pants so I got I got it now too, so I gotta be careful you don't want. I don't want other people. Notes but but don't stop for sure don't stop so my day is going good thinking about you. It always makes it good. How about you? What's happening over there at your office? Special center One after the 30 minute break Delirious from this time in the office One more day, one more thing Sorry sweetheart, I love you and I will talk to you soon

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

There was the licking fingers after I’ve been fingered too

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ugh I wish we had the opportunity to HAVE more sex bc I would definitely be praising 🥵

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

Let’s make a dildo of your dick 😍😍

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:24:00 PM] Dave

Swollen pussy

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:21:00 PM] Dave

Oh and have I told you how ridiculously sexy you are today? If not, you sooo are 🥵

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

🙄 I love your dick 🤤

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 02:39:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, hopefully you do get some alone time. It's actually was last Friday speaking of the tracking. Your sexuality and hormones last Friday was the last time you came

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:43:00 AM] Dave

Except maybe praise for sex 😏😈

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 02:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I am so over this day. I'm just so tired two more meetings God I still have to give Rachel her annual eval because she's been in India so I'm doing that in five minutes and then I'll finally be done with these freaking things cannot wait. Also, I don't know what I was gonna say oh dude I hear you about like the horniness and then you need to be careful especially like when I'm opening up Reddit at work and like my whole freaking whole screen is like crazy Sex I have to not, but yeah, I immediately am like holy holy holy So I Christian is going to like a school looking thing for kite tonight so I'm hoping I have some time alone. That'll be really Inglourious and much needed because I feel like it's been since like fricking. Tuesday or Wednesday it's been a while. How has it been this long? I don't know, but I'm I am ready.

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Because you were like talking in a sexy tone too and explaining in detail

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:13:00 PM] Dave

What would you make me do?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh same to you 🤤🤤 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:14:00 PM] Dave

I just got all fluttery and a little nervous 🥵

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:14:00 PM] Dave

And hard, ofc

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:26:00 PM] Dave

🥵🥵🥵

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

Status update

93 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.60

---

[2026-03-04 09:33:00 AM] Dave

I’m counting that really bad day last week and the days around it as your menstrual week marked by low energy, headaches, introspection, and lower libido (than the week or two prior, which roughly tracks). Well, you’re always tired. But you’ve also been highly motivated this week. You’ve walked the dogs, worked out, started headstands, thought about AND TOOK ACTION towards doing hobbies. Your mood has been good, and stable.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:36:00 PM] Dave

Prod hasn’t been updated in a while because I’ve been working in the dev env. I started a whole new site for advanced analytics but I paused that to implement a vectorized ai powered search page. The kind of thing where you can ask questions like, tell me about trends over the last week, or how many times have sam and Dave talked about her pussy this week?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok give me a bit. I gotta think on yours. I’m in the middle of trying to clean out these fucking rooms 😭😭😭

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:57:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hey beautiful My day is going pretty well finally leaving the office a little bit late, which is gonna put me right in school zone timeframe that sucks but I do really like hearing about when you're horny because my God I have to be careful about reading your messages like not at my desk, cause I caught up on them after I left Eric's office and was like almost immediately Showing through my pants so I got I got it now too, so I gotta be careful you don't want. I don't want other people. Notes but but don't stop for sure don't stop so my day is going good thinking about you. It always makes it good. How about you? What's happening over there at your office? Special center One after the 30 minute break Delirious from this time in the office One more day, one more thing Sorry sweetheart, I love you and I will talk to you soon

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

Korman looks like he’s lost weight

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

I feel like 50% better

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s what they said…5 bedrooms, hallway, and stairs…. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:14:00 AM] Sam Willis

I think I’m in the luteal phase rn 🤔 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:34:00 AM] Dave

And it’s generally been a couple weeks since you’ve been super horny. So if that indicates your ovulatory phase, that also tracks, and should be coming back around soon.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:07:00 AM] Sam Willis

My dad said to just prohibit the dogs from going upstairs…

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:11:00 AM] Dave

Both episodes are definitely worth watching.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:13:00 PM] Dave

Check my profile. I shared something to test earlier

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:13:00 PM] Dave

You’re sharing it to your profile. So when I go to… your profile… I’ll see it there.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:49:00 PM] Dave

He mentioned that he’s been going to the gym yesterday

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

My IG has fully targeted my life

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

So bc the sprinkler fixer guy can’t find where the valves are, he said he’d have to come back tomorrow. In the meantime, he dug up holes in the yard (trying to figure out where a leak is coming from) and this is fucking new

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

I guess that’s why he can’t come back until tomorrow. Bc he has to bring a tool he needs in order to find the valves? 🤷‍♀️

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:11:00 PM] Dave

So they’re removing and reinstalling all the carpet all in one day?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s what they said…5 bedrooms, hallway, and stairs….

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Christian’s almost home and he can take over. Ugh

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:43:00 PM] Dave

There’s only about a month’s worth of our txts loaded right now

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:54:00 PM] Dave

I’m working on getting ALL the data vectorized and loaded

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

Do you know what I just saw

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 10:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’ll come back to this. 1x1 with Stephen. Blah

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:01:00 PM] Dave

That was the time

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 08:13:00 AM] Dave

No gambling here

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:00:00 PM] Dave

0812

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 03:01:00 PM] Dave

For you

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 03:07:00 PM] Dave

You’re missing a bunch

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 10:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’ll come back to this. 1x1 with Stephen. Blah This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 03:17:00 PM] Dave

🤫

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 03:01:00 PM] Dave

Yeah I think my last time was the middle of the night one

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 10:29:00 AM] Dave

Yes

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 03:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like in the middle of the night

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 03:09:00 PM] Dave

What?!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 10:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ummmmm

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 12:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hold please

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 10:30:00 AM] Dave

Whatever you admire gabby do not being.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 10:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

🤔

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 03:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

We’ve sent way more recent ones

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 03:00:00 PM] Dave

Yup

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 03:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

YOU KNOW

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 10:30:00 AM] Dave

Whatever you admire gabby do not being. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 10:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

Like to their face?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 12:45:00 PM] Dave

I’ll have to pay attention

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 12:45:00 PM] Dave

I hadn’t noticed

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 12:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

I dunno. I’m on a call with him now and he’s not as red

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 05:37:00 PM] Dave

Ever

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 06:33:00 PM] Dave

Jesus

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 07:24:00 PM] Dave

But there’s something else I’m thinking of and I can’t quite remember.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 07:24:00 PM] Dave

No. I just told you

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

You did??

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 07:25:00 PM] Dave

And this

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 07:25:00 PM] Dave

And this This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 07:25:00 PM] Dave

This This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 07:25:00 PM] Dave

This

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 07:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

I know you’ve told me the raised hips thing

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 09:26:00 AM] Sam Willis

Why do you think I’m in the follicular phase

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 09:26:00 AM] Sam Willis

Acne and headaches This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 09:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

Bloating…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis

So I was close

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis

Same same

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 12:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea yea I’m following you

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:15:00 PM] Dave

Yeah afaik

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 12:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

See if you can see one

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 12:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

And he just said governance

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 05:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hands…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 05:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

Everything, clearly

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 05:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

Mouth…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 06:07:00 PM] Dave

Yeah yeah

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

I know

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 06:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

One would think

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 06:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Who knows

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 07:14:00 PM] Dave

Did I already send that to you?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 07:14:00 PM] Dave

Reminded me of this

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Defaulted to status_update because the model returned no labels.

---

[2026-03-04 10:10:00 AM] Sam Willis

I don’t know who that is…googling

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:14:00 PM] Dave

If you’re following me it will be in the sidebar

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 01:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So yeah, we're starting our automatic test and oh my God I love Corman. I do think he's a great dad but the problem with having a prior auditor is that they're bringing over all the audit shit so like everything I hated doing I have to do again all this documentation. All this over communication CYABS I cannot freaking stand cause it's so rigid having to do it again and I'm just like disgusting but also it's so interesting. How much I don't remember of that time in my life. Because I watched it all out, so I'm like what was the flow for this again and when did we need to have this done?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:32:00 PM] Dave

Ok. Wit and humor intact. Everything’s fine here 😮‍💨

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:32:00 PM] Dave

Working on SoftCopy lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:43:00 PM] Dave

2026-03-04 at 20.40.46.mp4

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:48:00 AM] Dave

Yeah, same here

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:59:00 AM] Dave

Nope, nothing

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis

OK

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

I see yours

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok but who all can see what posts I share? Just my followers right?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:15:00 PM] Dave

Oh. Didn’t see tha.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 08:11:00 PM] Dave

I think I remember that

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:11:00 AM] Dave

Yeah

Score: 0.30 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:59:00 PM] Dave

Hmmm 🤔

Score: 0.30 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh

Score: 0.20 | Confidence: 0.3
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh

Score: 0.20 | Confidence: 0.3
Evidence:

---

Vulnerability

19 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.71

---

[2026-03-04 01:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

I am soooooo fucking hornyyyyyy

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:47:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m getting to that point again where I’m getting stir crazy and impatient with not being able to be with you. Hmph

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t know if you know this about me, but I’m not a super patient person ☺️

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can understand your sensitivity because I, too, am critical of my body. But I love your dick, and it feels a-mazing and it’s YOU that I want

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:16:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Good morning the fact that you can like the sound somewhat chipper in the morning is like beyond me. I just wanna like scream into a pillow. You do make me smile in the morning thank you for that Craziness but I actually did not get up at all in the middle of the night with the dogs, which was insane. I can't remember the last time that happened. So yeah, they did give me up though like 450 so I was like fuck it I'm up. We're doing this whatever so yeah but I let Ginger Jen Jen, whatever the fuck. Sleep on the bed with us last night and she like slept on the outer edge. She wasn't even near. Christian Christian still had his entire fucking spot on the bed whatever and he still like threw an absolute shit fit like as he was going to bed and I just didn't even he just was talking yelling, exasperated, blah blah, and I just was like I literally didn't say a word. And she slept up there all night and was a fucking angel didn't even move so whatever anyway but yeah that's a that's a thing now she'll probably wanna do it every night so that is my bad but you know what fuck it Also I'm very sore. I'm gonna need to take ibuprofen today cause I can feel attention headache coming on but when I got home last night, not only was I trying to practice headstands but I was like OK. I'm gonna see if I can even do a back band anymore. Like even just lifting myself up off the ground And I haven't done that in forever and so anyway I did and everything hurt and now my lower back is like what the fuck did you do? We don't be like that anymore but anyway it was good though but yeah, I'm quite sore. Also, I love that you say police you're so funny. It's quite adorable speaking of police. I really hate when they turn on their lights just to like disobey basic traffic rules so I passed one just as I was listening to your message. I passed one that was like trying to come out at like a Walgreens and he needed to make a right turn which. Right, which isn't even that hard to do but instead of wanting to wait he was just like I'm just gonna turn on my lights and whip on out of here which is why he fucking dead cause at first I thought he was gonna come in after me, but I was like fuck is he pulling me over but he just wanted to fucking go cause as soon as he got into the main street he turned them off again I'm like You're an idiot Whatever this is also getting along, and I'm not talking about anything important but I've got a business is booming with those adapters Yeah, that's awesome

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 11:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

I still think it’s so risky

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 11:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

Not knowing the long term implications

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 11:18:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hmmmm still don’t trust it. Not enough data.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I kind of love whenever you are live texting too to the message actually makes a little bit easier to respond. I say, police like the police. Police now I'm questioning myself the police yeah it's just like anyway Let's see oh yeah bear is 100% of title to bears entitled to do whatever bear wants to do OK I don't even know how you ever had restrictions on it to begin with and I'm still feeling bad for creek so we gotta work on that now that you're comfortable with there, you said one at a time now it's time for the other one so Yeah, the reason why I had to say us is so because then the whole point of it was that he was a fucking pissed off about it and yes, he goes to bed mad all the time like seriously we don't even say good night most of the time like I just we just don't fucking say anything. You just lay down and don't talk and go to sleep because most time he's in a fucking mood. So whatever Ignore So yeah, anyway speaking of triggered, though I am listening to a Myrna podcast, cause you know nothing gets me quite going in the morning like death Oh, by the way, I was laughing at your hole maybe I'll just kill myself. That'll show him with the office. I did laugh at that but anyway. Speaking of death, listening to a murder podcast and it's one that just happened Like the murder just happened on Presidents' Day that couple weeks ago when we had the Monday off and they played the entire 911 call and I'm sitting here like I'm like triggered. I'm like holding my breath. I'm like holy fuck this is upsetting and then they get down in there like we just gotta say this is the funniest 911 call we've ever heard. Bro, let me get the motherfuck over OK, sorry

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK, a couple of things that bother me so Murder podcasts, like I like these these guys whatever they're a couple anyway I like the podcast I listen to, but They talk a lot of shit about the killers and just like people in general and it's like in the moment of A tragedy like somebody dying and you're making a 91 call and whatever the fuck like people are gonna act differently how do I know this is phony cause he's saying like maybe incoherent shit that doesn't naturally slow like in a logical way well, of course not he's trying to like process his dead wife in front of him and also answer this dispatcher questions And he has two young kids in the house. He's probably thinking about like if this guy wasn't the murderer which it sounds like he is, but if he wasn't, it's like, can we not give some people a little bit of grace for how they act in a time of trauma I mean Jesus who knows how you would react so that always bothers me. It bothers me on like fricking 2020 episodes when they're like yeah you know. They didn't shed a single tear. It's like some people don't fucking shed tears. They're the adrenaline's fucking running and they're not gonna cry yet. Jesus so that really bothers me and then the other thing is I also. It's always kind of like funny to me and also annoying how somebody is like screaming on one call and then the dispatcher. I mean this is how they have to be but they're very just. Straight questions, calm down, breathe and like I totally get all that but sometimes it's like did you not hear a fucking word that he just said like you're asking questions? Say the dude already answered and it's just like dispatcher come on bro but now I get it like that's their job, but Whatever this dispatcher kept calling the husband ma'am and that's also just really bothering me

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 02:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I am so over this day. I'm just so tired two more meetings God I still have to give Rachel her annual eval because she's been in India so I'm doing that in five minutes and then I'll finally be done with these freaking things cannot wait. Also, I don't know what I was gonna say oh dude I hear you about like the horniness and then you need to be careful especially like when I'm opening up Reddit at work and like my whole freaking whole screen is like crazy Sex I have to not, but yeah, I immediately am like holy holy holy So I Christian is going to like a school looking thing for kite tonight so I'm hoping I have some time alone. That'll be really Inglourious and much needed because I feel like it's been since like fricking. Tuesday or Wednesday it's been a while. How has it been this long? I don't know, but I'm I am ready.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 05:58:00 PM] Dave

I totally get it though because I definitely feel the same urgency

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

I know it’s happened before

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 10:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

That I’ve been unpleasant to someone?!?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 09:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

Tired…

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 06:01:00 PM] Dave

But I feel like might self confidence might take a hit if I see it from an external perspective lol 🫣😅

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 07:21:00 AM] Dave

lol…. Sigh… why does a word as simple as “us” trigger me 🤦‍♂️. “…in bed with us…” Trigger is a strong word. But still. 😋

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Still unsure on this though

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

[2026-03-04 12:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Still unsure on this though This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

---

(missing weekly)