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[2026-04-01 06:20:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Man, I was just talking away in the fucking thing wasn't recording But I'll go ahead and skip all the pleasant trees and just pop right back in where I was which was eating your pussy and how I got there so quickly it was I was Thinking about fuck I do the Reddit the Reddit post that I saw last night that I thought you would love and I shared it and then I popped on over your page and turns out you shared it too, so I guess I was right And then that I'm glad to be thinking about how there are tons of great big sex toy stores here If you wanna go shopping, just throwing that out there Train tracks and then I was like now I got all I can think about is eating your pussy and knit and sex with you and I love you and kiss face. I need your pussy some more fuck you from behind while I'm pulling your hair choking you some. Pulling you off the bed to suck my dick Just the usual, you know usual days conversation So yeah now I'm hard as a rock and trying to concentrate on getting to work doesn't sound like much fun anymore not that it sounds entirely un appealing when I'm thinking about you can make it So I hope you slept well blah blah blah. Let's talk more about fucking you I can. To get you here and get in between your legs, I swear you were just the sexiest Hottest sultriest little vixen that I could possibly ever imagine Having I'm so thankful I love it. I love you. You're so hot. And I can't wait to see him. I can't touch you and kiss you and all the things. So I hope you have a great morning and a good drive to work and all those things and I will talk to you soon, sweetheart bye
[2026-04-01 08:03:00] Sam Willis: ❤️❤️
[2026-04-01 08:03:00] Sam Willis: 🥵
[2026-04-01 08:03:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-04-01 08:04:00] Sam Willis: “Just the usual” 😏
[2026-04-01 08:09:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning just drove right in I am also so ready for you to be in between my legs. I cannot fucking wait. Just to be in bed with you is gonna be fucking awesome and of course I'm totally down to go to a sex store around there. That sounds fun. Maybe that's like a Monday thing. I definitely got to get off Very fucking suit I'm fucking dying like one and two yesterday. There was just no opportunity. So I cannot wait I cannot wait Anyway, I am already heading to the office. I got up at 4:50 and I was like well fuck it gotta get up like no point in going back to bed for 10 fucking minutes and being miserable. That ring that I wear first off I wish you had one because we put out these reports like every quarter and then yearly and it would be fun to compare And it was like Like my sleep it's just fucking pitiful as we know and then I've only taken 19 naps the first three months of this year which I don't know if I'm tired or it seems low, but I don't know how many days are in like about 90 days 19 naps So anyway, it'd be fun to compare Who says I've walked approximately 12 marathons worth of steps so yay me I have another day full of meeting so I love that for me and the Wednesday so have my one on one was stupid Stephen so love that for me I was also April fools day so people better not be like doing some stupid shit. I'm not about it. So Anyway All right, well I feel like I'm mostly just yawning so I shall let you go until my brain can think a little bit more about Words I will talk to you later and I hope you're having fun in the office only one more fucking day we can do it
[2026-04-01 08:10:00] Dave: Yeah, your window to 💦 is closing quick!
[2026-04-01 08:11:00] Dave: Good job getting up!!
[2026-04-01 08:12:00] Dave: Daaaamn! That’s a lot of steps!
[2026-04-01 08:15:00] Dave: Hahaha, let brain start do words then let know 👍
[2026-04-01 08:15:00] Dave: Am here
[2026-04-01 08:17:00] Sam Willis: BOTH our windows are closing soon!
[2026-04-01 08:17:00] Sam Willis: Yea yea I get it
[2026-04-01 08:17:00] Sam Willis: BOTH our windows are closing soon!
[2026-04-01 08:17:00] Dave: Ik!!
[2026-04-01 08:17:00] Sam Willis: Yea yea I get it
[2026-04-01 08:18:00] Sam Willis: I already have a headache 😭
[2026-04-01 08:18:00] Sam Willis: I already have a headache 😭
[2026-04-01 08:18:00] Dave: Awwww
[2026-04-01 08:18:00] Dave: So did you tell me last night that it’s official Samir is the new Jeff?
[2026-04-01 08:18:00] Dave: Or pretty much official?
[2026-04-01 08:19:00] Dave: I wonder if Stephen will say anything in your 1:1
[2026-04-01 08:19:00] Dave: And I wonder if he’s butt-hurt 🤭
[2026-04-01 08:21:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, first off Steven doesn't tell me fuck all like there's no way he's gonna tell me fucking anything in my one01 and we have our team calls like no we have the meeting with just his directs every Tuesday and he still doesn't say shit Yesterday he just said he hear his announcement should be soon anyway Samir is the rumor, but there's still many people that think that it's Steven, but I heard yesterday that Sameer had told his people Monday that it was gonna be him, but that doesn't make sense cause like why would he do that like before an announcements made? I'm just hoping they were waiting until the end of the month. And like the start of the new month so today, April 1 to fucking make an announcement I guess like make it clean. I don't know where is the announcement I was talking to Chris boy yesterday. He's like well you know. They do have to go through so many interviews. I'm like I know, but the decision has been made like we know they're just waiting for bugging something. Why they're waiting to announce is behind me like the person knows like people know like just fucking out with it fucking clowns anyway that's not actually why I go around here but now I don't remember. Wanted to go on here. Oh, let's talk about naps. Do you think that naps are good for you or is that still? The only kid should take? Whoever adults, we shouldn't be taking naps anymore Like I'm assuming yes, there are definitely benefits to it but also if your dependent on taking a nap every day that's bad so like I don't know, should we be taking naps every day?
[2026-04-01 08:26:00] Dave: I hope they announce it’s Stephen and then be like: APRIL FOOLS, it’s Samir
[2026-04-01 08:33:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So naps yet so I have heard actually or read or something that happens Are good for you up to about a 30 minute nap in the afternoon they think we're shown to increase like cognitive ability and mood and stuff like that an adult but anything longer like from the 45 to 60 minute plus range is more detrimental to those things and can also cause sleeping problems like Later at night, so if you were already you know like technically well rested and you slept most of the night or whatever and then you could make yourself or take a nap or you just Like sleep for two hours in the afternoon Then that is bad for you, but yeah, naps are typically Ought to be a good thing when they're short also, I think there was Like an a learning environment that increased Information retention
[2026-04-01 09:05:00] Sam Willis: OK so at night, you just get into bed. Text me good night. Physically put your phone down. Turn off the lights and just…lay there??? In darkness? No phone??
[2026-04-01 09:05:00] Sam Willis: No nothing?!?
[2026-04-01 09:06:00] Dave: Correct
[2026-04-01 09:08:00] Dave: I can’t sleep if I’m on my phone lol
[2026-04-01 09:08:00] Sam Willis: You don’t like turn everything off. Flip to your side. Grab your phone to like check that your alarms for the morning are on? Clear away any last notifications? Make any little reminders for yourself? NOTHING!
[2026-04-01 09:08:00] Sam Willis: What does your brain do?!?
[2026-04-01 09:08:00] Sam Willis: I think mine would race even more
[2026-04-01 09:09:00] Dave: My alarm is always on. I’ve said goodnight to you. I turn the lights off (from my phone), put it down and don’t pick it back up.
[2026-04-01 09:09:00] Dave: My brain goes to sleep.
[2026-04-01 09:12:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-04-01 09:12:00] Dave: Also, granted, I haven’t been scrolling IG/TT/FB for hours prior to going to bed either. Ofc your brain is going to race. It has been getting dopamine hits pretty much right up until that point. And even if you don’t scroll entertainment at night for a couple nights here or there - overall that is what your brain is programmed to expect from years of you doing that.
[2026-04-01 09:12:00] Sam Willis: It seems too hard
[2026-04-01 09:12:00] Sam Willis: OK no one said it was YEARS! Hmph
[2026-04-01 09:12:00] Dave: It has been years.
[2026-04-01 09:12:00] Sam Willis: And what if I’m reading news. That’s not entertainment
[2026-04-01 09:12:00] Sam Willis: Like news from my email
[2026-04-01 09:13:00] Dave: Same thing.
[2026-04-01 09:13:00] Dave: Its stimulation
[2026-04-01 09:13:00] Sam Willis: when do ppl have time to catch up on all the things then!!!
[2026-04-01 09:14:00] Dave: There’s no reason for you to read emails before bed.
[2026-04-01 09:20:00] Dave: Because when do you remember you need to buy batteries go the flashlight in your car? While you’re at the store where they sell batteries? Or when you a) try to use the dead flashlight or b)… when you’re laying in bed asleep.
[2026-04-01 09:24:00] Dave: This is literally what this book is about. I’m not sure how many more ways to say “THIS IS THE ANSWER TO MANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS” especially who has the time for…, and my mind is racing
[2026-04-01 09:24:00] Dave: https://onedrive.live.com/?cid=2307fcfefbfbe1b3&id=2307FCFEFBFBE1B3!70481&resid=2307FCFEFBFBE1B3!70481&ithint=folder&migratedtospo=true&redeem=aHR0cHM6Ly8xZHJ2Lm1zL2YvYy8yMzA3ZmNmZWZiZmJlMWIzL0lnQ3o0ZnY3X3Z3SElJQWpVUk1CQUFBQUFZNjdtSWZCc3c3bGU0MjVOVFBvMEd3 Microsoft OneDrive
[2026-04-01 09:25:00] Dave: ⬆️ Getting Things Done arrow ⬆️
[2026-04-01 09:36:00] Sam Willis: What was the tracking number again on the box?
[2026-04-01 09:42:00] Dave: 9400136207668276574708
[2026-04-01 09:42:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-01 09:42:00] Sam Willis: It shows up as Nelu?? lol
[2026-04-01 09:42:00] Sam Willis: wtf is that
[2026-04-01 09:46:00] Sam Willis: I’m on a call with a vendor of a ticketing system that the insider ppl use. And Michael C is NOT having it
[2026-04-01 09:46:00] Sam Willis: Good for HIM
[2026-04-01 09:47:00] Sam Willis: Like being assertive. Bc this vendor sucks
[2026-04-01 09:47:00] Dave: Good for him!
[2026-04-01 09:47:00] Sam Willis: We have so many open tickets with them.
[2026-04-01 09:47:00] Sam Willis: They suckkkk
[2026-04-01 09:58:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-01 09:58:00] Sam Willis: I did a themed trivia night that was either 80s or 90s
[2026-04-01 09:59:00] Dave: Omg that’s perfect 😍
[2026-04-01 09:59:00] Dave: You nailed it
[2026-04-01 10:59:00] Sam Willis: Your package will be here Saturday
[2026-04-01 10:59:00] Sam Willis: Package. 😏
[2026-04-01 10:59:00] Sam Willis: I wish it was YOUR package
[2026-04-01 11:00:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-01 11:00:00] Dave: I’ll be delivering that package right to your inbox the following weekend 😏
[2026-04-01 11:03:00] Sam Willis: You sure will!!!!
[2026-04-01 11:03:00] Sam Willis: You’re so clever 😍
[2026-04-01 11:28:00] Sam Willis: Sometimes I really wish I had my own errand boy
[2026-04-01 11:29:00] Dave: lol why? So you could do your own errands anyway because you didn’t want to bother him 🤣
[2026-04-01 11:29:00] Sam Willis: Lolol I hate you
[2026-04-01 11:29:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-01 11:30:00] Sam Willis: It would be really nice to have someone to go over to the other building for me and get me a redbull and a candy bar!
[2026-04-01 11:30:00] Dave: I’d bring you redbull and candy if I worked there
[2026-04-01 11:31:00] Dave: And other things to put in your mouth 😏
[2026-04-01 11:40:00] Sam Willis: Nah you’d get sick of me
[2026-04-01 11:40:00] Sam Willis: Nah you’d get sick of me
[2026-04-01 12:32:00] Dave: Omg I legit just busted out laughing
[2026-04-01 12:32:00] Dave: LOUD
[2026-04-01 12:32:00] Sam Willis: Lolololol
[2026-04-01 12:32:00] Sam Willis: Serves you right!!!!
[2026-04-01 12:32:00] Dave: when I read “that first one….”
[2026-04-01 12:33:00] Sam Willis: LOLOLOL
[2026-04-01 12:33:00] Sam Willis: YOU DID THIS
[2026-04-01 12:33:00] Dave: Oh no
[2026-04-01 12:33:00] Dave: This is all you’re doing… with your ketchup on hotdog lunacy
[2026-04-01 12:33:00] Dave: HERACY
[2026-04-01 12:39:00] Sam Willis: Did anyone look at you funny for laughing?
[2026-04-01 12:40:00] Dave: No, but I guarantee you it’s the first time any of them have ever heard it lol
[2026-04-01 12:40:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-04-01 12:41:00] Sam Willis: That they’ve ever heard you laugh?! They’ve been missing out. It’s the best
[2026-04-01 12:43:00] Dave: Yeah you’d have like this one because it started with me stifling it because I thought it was just going to be a giggle but it turned into like, a hard, belly laugh and since I wasn’t ready for it, when it came out I made a bunch of extra noise before actually erupting in laughter
[2026-04-01 12:45:00] Sam Willis: LOLOLOL
[2026-04-01 12:45:00] Sam Willis: yasssssss
[2026-04-01 12:48:00] Sam Willis: Who do you hate from Ohio lol
[2026-04-01 13:33:00] Sam Willis: Do you like cucumbers?
[2026-04-01 13:33:00] Dave: …is this another trick question??? 🤔
[2026-04-01 13:34:00] Sam Willis: No! lol
[2026-04-01 13:34:00] Dave: I like them on salad I guess
[2026-04-01 13:34:00] Dave: Oh! Or in vinegar with salt and pepper
[2026-04-01 13:35:00] Dave: Do you?
[2026-04-01 13:36:00] Sam Willis: I will eat them with a bunch of other stuff if I have to but I don’t seek them out for SURE
[2026-04-01 13:36:00] Sam Willis: And sometimes I just eat around them
[2026-04-01 13:36:00] Sam Willis: I think they’re kind of ick
[2026-04-01 13:36:00] Sam Willis: And cucumber water. Gtfooooo
[2026-04-01 13:37:00] Dave: Ooooh I do like cucumber water sometimes
[2026-04-01 13:37:00] Dave: I use English cucumbers on salads because they’re firmer and less seedy
[2026-04-01 13:39:00] Sam Willis: I like em real thin if at all
[2026-04-01 13:39:00] Dave: Do you like Mellon?
[2026-04-01 13:39:00] Dave: Water, cantaloupe, etc
[2026-04-01 13:40:00] Dave: I don’t like watermelon
[2026-04-01 13:40:00] Sam Willis: Watermelon, with no seeds, and that is IT
[2026-04-01 13:40:00] Dave: I do like cantaloupe when it’s just right
[2026-04-01 13:40:00] Dave: But it’s always a gamble
[2026-04-01 13:40:00] Dave: But I do like watermelon flavored things
[2026-04-01 13:41:00] Dave: I think it’s a texture thing
[2026-04-01 13:41:00] Sam Willis: interesting
[2026-04-01 13:41:00] Sam Willis: I love love love fresh mango
[2026-04-01 13:41:00] Sam Willis: But most of the time, mango is ass
[2026-04-01 13:41:00] Dave: I’m with ya on that one
[2026-04-01 13:43:00] Sam Willis: Favorite fruits though are strawberries, grapes. Then blackberries, raspberries and blueberries
[2026-04-01 13:43:00] Sam Willis: I’ll eat apples I guessss
[2026-04-01 13:43:00] Sam Willis: Sometimes oranges too
[2026-04-01 13:43:00] Dave: Yesss!! I’m a berry fan too!!
[2026-04-01 13:43:00] Sam Willis: Favorite veggies are broccoli, zucchini, spinach…..hmm that’s about it lolol
[2026-04-01 13:44:00] Dave: Blackberry, raspberry, strawberry all pretty much evenly
[2026-04-01 13:45:00] Dave: I like good oranges. And I love pink grapefruit , it’s just too much trouble to get to the good part so I don’t fuck with it
[2026-04-01 13:46:00] Sam Willis: Ewwww grapefruit 🤮
[2026-04-01 13:47:00] Sam Willis: I also hate sweet pickles (which I know you like)
[2026-04-01 13:52:00] Dave: PINK grapefruit
[2026-04-01 13:52:00] Sam Willis: Any grapefruit
[2026-04-01 14:30:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/royaldonkeys1/reel/DWg8nuzkURM/ Royal Mini Donkeys on Instagram 3M views, 188K likes, 2,329 comments: "Tiniest donkeys on ranch beauti...
[2026-04-01 14:30:00] Sam Willis: Taking a break from rescuing dogs. I’m going to move on to donkeys!!! 😍😍
[2026-04-01 14:34:00] Dave: How cute!
[2026-04-01 14:59:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going?
[2026-04-01 15:01:00] Dave: Not too bad. I just started getting a headache again though!
[2026-04-01 15:01:00] Dave: But I think I figured it what it is
[2026-04-01 15:01:00] Sam Willis: Is it me????
[2026-04-01 15:01:00] Sam Willis: It’s me isn’t it
[2026-04-01 15:01:00] Sam Willis: ISN’T IT?!?
[2026-04-01 15:02:00] Dave: I didn’t say “dick” ache. That’s what you make ache - in the best way 😏
[2026-04-01 15:02:00] Dave: In fact it just got hard in the time it took me to type that
[2026-04-01 15:03:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-04-01 15:03:00] Sam Willis: Yasssss
[2026-04-01 15:05:00] Dave: My other head though… the useless one… I think is hitting because if the gd afternoon allergies that happen here. I always forget about it but it’s a well known phenomenon here that the trees and flowers and shit all cum in the afternoon. So every night all spring you feel like you’re getting sick, then you’re fine the next day
[2026-04-01 15:06:00] Sam Willis: Yessss
[2026-04-01 15:06:00] Dave: So I think I’m going to take a nap 🤭
[2026-04-01 15:06:00] Sam Willis: Pollen fever or whatever it’s called
[2026-04-01 15:06:00] Sam Willis: Have a good nap baby
[2026-04-01 15:06:00] Dave: But tell me about your day
[2026-04-01 15:06:00] Sam Willis: On calls but I will
[2026-04-01 15:06:00] Dave: I’m read it when I get up 😘
[2026-04-01 15:58:00] Dave: Are you still on calls?
[2026-04-01 15:58:00] Sam Willis: Yessss 😭😭
[2026-04-01 15:58:00] Dave: I hope you don’t face so many meetings tomorrow
[2026-04-01 16:02:00] Sam Willis: It’s hopefully slightly better
[2026-04-01 16:03:00] Sam Willis: How was the nap?
[2026-04-01 16:04:00] Dave: Pretty good 🤭😏
[2026-04-01 16:05:00] Sam Willis: AHHHH!!!!
[2026-04-01 16:05:00] Sam Willis: I’M STILL ON A CALL!
[2026-04-01 16:21:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-01 16:21:00] Sam Willis: I can’t fucking wait
[2026-04-01 16:22:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-01 16:22:00] Sam Willis: I NEED IT
[2026-04-01 16:26:00] Dave: You’re gonna get it 😈
[2026-04-01 16:30:00] Sam Willis: 🤤🤤🤤
[2026-04-01 16:30:00] Sam Willis: So what were you thinkin about? 😏
[2026-04-01 16:31:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-04-01 16:31:00] Sam Willis: Ah I still sometimes like can’t believe I have had and still get to have sex with you. Eeeee!!! It makes me so giddy
[2026-04-01 16:31:00] Sam Willis: Like who tf would have thought
[2026-04-01 16:31:00] Dave:
[2026-04-01 16:32:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait
[2026-04-01 16:32:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait
[2026-04-01 16:33:00] Dave: I was just thinking about this!! I was just remembering how we used to wonder if anyone else was “flirting” like us 🤭
[2026-04-01 16:33:00] Dave: I was just thinking about this!! I was just remembering how we used to wonder if anyone else was “flirting” like us 🤭
[2026-04-01 16:34:00] Dave: Could your little pussy even handle 2 cocks?
[2026-04-01 16:34:00] Sam Willis: I still wonder this lol
[2026-04-01 16:34:00] Dave: Could your little pussy even handle 2 cocks?
[2026-04-01 16:34:00] Sam Willis: I still wonder this lol
[2026-04-01 16:35:00] Sam Willis: I dunno, but I wanna find out! With you!
[2026-04-01 16:35:00] Sam Willis: I dunno, but I wanna find out! With you!
[2026-04-01 16:35:00] Edited 1 minute, 10 seconds later: Fuuuuck 🤤🥰🥵😈😏💦:
[2026-04-01 16:36:00] Dave: IDEK WHICH EMOJIS TO UUUUUSE
[2026-04-01 16:36:00] Dave: IDEK WHICH EMOJIS TO UUUUUSE
[2026-04-01 16:36:00] Sam Willis: All of them
[2026-04-01 16:37:00] Sam Willis: It’ll definitely be a new experience for me
[2026-04-01 16:38:00] Dave: Me too
[2026-04-01 16:38:00] Sam Willis: Really?
[2026-04-01 16:38:00] Dave: And it’s absolutely driving me insane to think about 🥵
[2026-04-01 16:39:00] Dave: Yeah really
[2026-04-01 16:39:00] Sam Willis: Well ya never know!! 🤷‍♀️
[2026-04-01 16:39:00] Sam Willis: Well ya never know!! 🤷‍♀️
[2026-04-01 16:42:00] Sam Willis: No fool but do I think it could be something you’ve done before? Yeaaaaaa
[2026-04-01 16:48:00] Sam Willis: Of course Christian’s out of the house now. During the day. When I’m not there. So iiiii can be alone. 😭😭
[2026-04-01 16:58:00] Dave: Maybe it’s time to move his ass into the spare room
[2026-04-01 18:02:00] Sam Willis: I needed that 💦 And now it’s nap time
[2026-04-01 18:02:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-04-01 18:03:00] Dave: So hot!!
[2026-04-01 18:03:00] Dave: What did YOU think about??
[2026-04-01 18:04:00] Dave: Eeeeee!! I’m gonna get to see that look soon 😁
[2026-04-01 18:35:00] Sam Willis: Exactly what you did but also, my hands were tied and another guy was rubbing circles on my clit 🫣🥵
[2026-04-01 18:35:00] Sam Willis: Exactly what you did but also, my hands were tied and another guy was rubbing circles on my clit 🫣🥵
[2026-04-01 18:44:00] Sam Willis: I’m on the phone with my parents and they insist on both talking to me while on speaker phone and it’s painful
[2026-04-01 18:44:00] Sam Willis: Very painful
[2026-04-01 18:45:00] Dave: You’re so 😈
[2026-04-01 18:45:00] Dave: Fuuuck 🥵🤤
[2026-04-01 18:45:00] Dave: I might have to go again tonight 🥵🤯
[2026-04-01 18:45:00] Dave: You’re so 😈
[2026-04-01 18:45:00] Dave: Fuuuck 🥵🤤
[2026-04-01 18:45:00] Dave: I might have to go again tonight 🥵🤯
[2026-04-01 18:46:00] Sam Willis: Yasssssss
[2026-04-01 18:46:00] Sam Willis: 😍😍
[2026-04-01 19:09:00] Dave: I didn’t get to respond to this earlier but it has been on my mind since I read it. 1: 🫠🫠🫠🫠 2: I feel sooo much the same way. Like, I get to have sex with you, not the other way around lol. But I love how we both feel that way, and I think that’s what makes it so special 🥰
[2026-04-01 19:09:00] Dave: I didn’t get to respond to this earlier but it has been on my mind since I read it. 1: 🫠🫠🫠🫠 2: I feel sooo much the same way. Like, I get to have sex with you, not the other way around lol. But I love how we both feel that way, and I think that’s what makes it so special 🥰
[2026-04-01 19:12:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best, and I love you, and I love us together ❤️
[2026-04-01 19:13:00] Dave: You’re the best! And I love you
[2026-04-01 19:13:00] Dave: (Probably more)
[2026-04-01 19:16:00] Sam Willis: Pfttt
[2026-04-01 19:16:00] Sam Willis: Pfttt
[2026-04-01 19:42:00] Sam Willis: Off to hell. I mean, the gym
[2026-04-01 19:42:00] Dave: You’re killing it!
[2026-04-01 19:43:00] Dave: I haven’t been at all this week 😭
[2026-04-01 19:43:00] Dave: And I only have 10 days to stop being fat 😩😩😩
[2026-04-01 19:44:00] Sam Willis: 1. It’s only Wednesday 2. I’m not losing any weight 😡
[2026-04-01 19:44:00] Sam Willis: 3. You aren’t fat
[2026-04-01 19:46:00] Dave: I appreciate that’s you don’t care that I’m fat baby 😘
[2026-04-01 19:50:00] Sam Willis: You’re sexy AF
[2026-04-01 19:51:00] Dave: Thanks sweetheart
[2026-04-01 20:30:00] Sam Willis: This dumbass wore chucks to the gym. And yes I’m judging
[2026-04-01 20:30:00] Dave: What’s wrong with that/?
[2026-04-01 20:31:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-01 20:31:00] Dave: What about working out barefoot?
[2026-04-01 20:32:00] Sam Willis: No!!!
[2026-04-01 20:32:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-01 20:32:00] Sam Willis: Barre and yoga then yes
[2026-04-01 20:33:00] Dave: Yeah, fuck that bitch
[2026-04-01 20:34:00] Sam Willis: Exactly
[2026-04-01 20:34:00] Sam Willis: I knew you’d see my side
[2026-04-01 20:34:00] Dave: hehehe
[2026-04-01 20:43:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-01 20:43:00] Sam Willis: Omgggg found under their car just a couple hrs ago
[2026-04-01 20:44:00] Dave: Awwwwww 😍
[2026-04-01 20:44:00] Dave: Who?
[2026-04-01 20:45:00] Sam Willis: Random people in personal
[2026-04-01 20:45:00] Sam Willis: Petsmart
[2026-04-01 20:45:00] Dave: Ahh
[2026-04-01 20:45:00] Dave: Ok
[2026-04-01 20:46:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-01 20:47:00] Dave: Lmoa
[2026-04-01 20:47:00] Dave: Cat distribution system
[2026-04-01 20:47:00] Dave: Yeah that made me want a kitten
[2026-04-01 20:48:00] Sam Willis: Right?!?
[2026-04-01 20:48:00] Dave: It’s so tiny!!
[2026-04-01 20:48:00] Dave: It can’t be more than like what? 8 weeks?
[2026-04-01 20:49:00] Sam Willis: Oh no I think it’s like 4 weeks
[2026-04-01 20:49:00] Sam Willis: Just starting to get teeth
[2026-04-01 20:49:00] Sam Willis: It is TEENY
[2026-04-01 20:49:00] Sam Willis: I NEEEDDDD
[2026-04-01 20:49:00] Dave: Is she keeping it?
[2026-04-01 20:49:00] Sam Willis: no mom around or other babies 😭😭
[2026-04-01 20:49:00] Sam Willis: They have 3 other cats at home
[2026-04-01 20:49:00] Dave: You only have 2 tho!!
[2026-04-01 20:50:00] Sam Willis: Luckily the distribution system found cat lovers!
[2026-04-01 20:50:00] Sam Willis: No I have 3, too
[2026-04-01 20:50:00] Dave: Oh ok
[2026-04-01 20:50:00] Sam Willis: 2 orange and 1 black/white
[2026-04-01 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Dave, do you wear crocs?
[2026-04-01 21:01:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-04-01 21:01:00] Dave: Why did you use my name?
[2026-04-01 21:01:00] Dave: Because it’s a serious question… with series consequences?
[2026-04-01 21:01:00] Sam Willis: DUDE
[2026-04-01 21:02:00] Sam Willis: I was just typing EXACTLY that
[2026-04-01 21:02:00] Sam Willis: Like EXACTLY
[2026-04-01 21:02:00] Sam Willis: what the actual fuck
[2026-04-01 21:02:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-04-01 21:02:00] Dave: Shut up
[2026-04-01 21:02:00] Dave: 🧠
[2026-04-01 21:02:00] Sam Willis: How are you in my brain!!!!
[2026-04-01 21:02:00] Sam Willis: Swear it
[2026-04-01 21:03:00] Dave: Pretty soon I’m gonna really be in you 😏
[2026-04-01 21:03:00] Dave: And no, I don’t wear crocks
[2026-04-01 21:03:00] Dave: I wear flip flops
[2026-04-01 21:07:00] Dave: 🥵🫠
[2026-04-01 21:07:00] Dave: 🥵🫠
[2026-04-01 21:08:00] Dave: OK baby, me and Bear got to bed a little early 😌
[2026-04-01 21:09:00] Sam Willis: I’m surprised!! I didn’t see you for a flip flops guy! I like that though.
[2026-04-01 21:09:00] Dave: I love you so so much and I can’t wait to see you 🥰
[2026-04-01 21:09:00] Sam Willis: I’m surprised!! I didn’t see you for a flip flops guy! I like that though.
[2026-04-01 21:09:00] Sam Willis: Love you!!! Sleep well! Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow baby ❤️❤️
[2026-04-01 21:10:00] Dave: Jiujitsu thing
[2026-04-01 21:10:00] Dave: Jiujitsu thing

The apartment was too small for what Sam wanted, and that was precisely the point.

She'd said it that morning, half-joking, voice still gravel from sleep — I don't need a whole dungeon, Dave, I just need you and something to tie me to. He'd filed it away the way he filed everything she told him, without comment, without performance, with the quiet attention that was the reason she'd ever said anything vulnerable to him in the first place. And then when she came home from work — forty minutes late, frayed from Stephen, from vendor tickets, from the whole ugly architecture of a Wednesday — he was standing in her bedroom rearranging her dining chairs.

"What are you doing."

"Working with what we've got."

He'd pulled the sturdiest one — the wooden one she'd been meaning to sell — to the middle of the room. On the dresser he'd laid out what he'd brought with him: a coil of soft cotton rope, a blindfold that was really just one of his t-shirts folded lengthwise, a bottle of water with the cap already loosened. Nothing fancy. Nothing theatrical. Which somehow made her stomach drop lower than any dungeon ever could.

"You're still in your work clothes," he said.

"I just walked in."

"I know. Take them off."

There it was — that voice. Not loud. Not stern. Just certain, the way water is certain about going downhill. She set her bag on the floor and her hands went to her blouse like they were no longer quite hers. He watched her undress from across the room with his hands in his pockets, unhurried, the way he watched everything about her — like she was the only thing in the room worth looking at, and he had all the time in the world.

Bra off. Underwear off. Work-day skin, goosebumping in the AC, her hair still pinned up from the office.

"Sit."

She sat. The wood was cold against the backs of her thighs, against her ass, and she made a small involuntary sound that made him smile. He crossed the room and knelt in front of her with the rope, and that — him kneeling, even with total control — did something to her chest.

"Safe word."

"Arizona."

"Good girl." He tipped her chin up with one knuckle. "I'm going to tie your wrists to the back of the chair, and your ankles to the legs. Check in with me every step. If anything goes numb, you tell me. If anything feels wrong, you tell me. I don't care if you're in the middle of begging. You tell me."

"Yes, Sir."

He worked slowly. The rope was softer than she expected, but he wrapped it tight — wrist flat against the spindle, three passes, a cinch between her arm and the wood so it couldn't slide. When he pulled the knot, she felt the pressure bloom up into her forearm and her breath caught. He watched her face the whole time. Checked her fingers. Checked the color of her skin under the cotton.

"Move for me."

She pulled. The chair creaked. She didn't go anywhere. Something in her stomach unclenched and then clenched harder, differently.

He did the other wrist. Then her ankles, knees spread wide by the chair legs, so that when he was done she was splayed open in her own dining chair, arms behind her, cunt already wet and entirely on display under the overhead light. He stood and looked at her.

"Jesus Christ, Sam."

"Is that a compliment, Sir."

"That's me forgetting what I was going to say."

She laughed, and he leaned down and kissed her — soft, slow, the kind of kiss that had nothing to do with the rope and everything to do with the four years underneath it. He tasted like coffee. His hand cradled her jaw like it was something breakable.

Then he picked up the t-shirt.

"I want you to not know what I'm doing," he said, and tied it around her eyes.

The world went dark and close. She heard him move — the soft sound of his belt, the rustle of his shirt coming off, bare feet on the hardwood. Cold air on her nipples. The clock on her nightstand. Her own breathing, suddenly loud.

He didn't touch her for a long time.

When he finally did, it was his mouth, and not where she expected. He kissed the inside of her knee. The soft skin above it. The crease of her thigh. He moved at the pace of someone who had decided, days ago, exactly how long this was going to take, and she wasn't going to rush him into it no matter how she twisted against the rope.

"Please."

"No."

"Dave —"

"No."

His tongue dragged up the line of her thigh and stopped an inch from her cunt and stayed there, breath hot against her, and she heard the sound that came out of her and didn't recognize it. Her hands pulled. The rope held. The chair creaked and didn't move.

"You want to come."

"Yes."

"Tell me how bad."

"I've been thinking about it all day. I was in a meeting with Stephen and I was thinking about it. I was reading an email and I was thinking about it. I got in the car and I had to sit there for a minute because I —" Her voice broke. "Please, Sir. Please."

"That's my good girl."

And then his mouth was on her cunt — fully, tongue flat and slow, and her whole body jerked in the rope. He held her open with his thumbs. He licked her with the attention of a man who genuinely liked doing it, who had all night, who intended to take at least that long. She felt the scrape of his stubble on her inner thighs. She felt his tongue circle her clit and then move away from it. She felt one finger slide into her, and then two, slow, curling, and she was already shaking, already close, and he knew it — he pulled back right before she got there, and she sobbed.

"Dave."

"Not yet."

"Please —"

"Not yet, Sam."

He did it three more times. Mouth, fingers, the specific filthy wet sounds of it in the quiet apartment, her own voice getting wrecked and small, the rope burning faint pink lines into her wrists where she kept pulling. Each time he brought her to the edge and stopped. Each time she came back down crying harder. By the fourth she was slurring — please please please please — with no space between the words, not begging for an orgasm anymore, begging for something she couldn't name.

He pulled the blindfold off.

The light was too bright. His face was right in front of hers, his mouth wet with her, his eyes dark and entirely focused. He put his thumb against her lower lip and she opened for it without being told and tasted herself.

"Look at me."

She did. Her lashes were soaked. She hadn't realized she was crying that hard.

"You're so far gone. Do you know that?"

She nodded, mouth still around his thumb.

"Tell me your word."

"Arizona."

"Good. Tell me what you want."

"I want you inside me."

"Say it right."

"I want your cock inside me, Sir. Please. Please."

He untied her ankles first — quick, efficient — then her wrists, rubbing each one, checking the color, kissing the line the rope had left. She was shaking so hard her teeth clicked. He picked her up like she weighed nothing and she made a noise into his shoulder that wasn't a word.

The bed was three steps away. He laid her down on her back, pinned her wrists above her head with one hand — just his hand now, no rope, but she was so deep in it that it might as well have been steel — and pushed into her in one long stroke.

She came.

She hadn't meant to. She hadn't been given permission. It just happened — the denial had stacked up so high that the first inch of him cracked it all open, and she was sobbing and clenching around him and apologizing through her teeth.

"Sorry — I'm sorry — Sir, I'm sorry —"

"Shh. Shh. It's okay. It's okay, baby, you earned it. You earned it."

He fucked her through it. Slow and deep, not chasing, just giving her somewhere to come down into, his forehead against hers, his free hand smoothing her hair back from her wet face. She felt everything — the weight of him, the stretch, the drag of his cock against every overstimulated nerve she had. Her legs wrapped around him without deciding to. She was making small high sounds she couldn't control.

"Again," he said, and his thumb found her clit between them, and she shook her head against the pillow.

"I can't, I can't —"

"You can. One more. One more for me."

"Dave —"

"I love you. Come on. One more."

He said I love you and her whole body opened and the second one tore through her harder than the first, a full-body thing, her back arching off the mattress and her cunt clamping down on him in waves. He let go of her wrists so she could hold onto him and she clawed her fingernails into his back and held on like he was the only thing in the room with gravity. He came inside her with a low broken sound against her neck, his hips stuttering, his whole big steady body finally not steady for a second — and that, maybe, was the part she loved most of all. That she could do that to him. That he let her.

For a long time afterward there was just breathing.

He pulled out carefully. Kissed her temple. Got up without a word — she heard the tap, heard him come back with a warm washcloth, felt him clean her with the same patient attention he'd tied her with. Her thighs wouldn't stop trembling. He didn't comment on it. He just worked, quiet, methodical, and when he was done he laid the cloth aside and picked up the water bottle from the dresser.

"Drink."

She drank. Half the bottle. He held it for her because her hands were still shaking.

He got in beside her and pulled the blanket up over both of them. Her head on his chest. His hand finding the faint pink ring on her wrist and circling it gently with his thumb, over and over, checking.

"You with me?"

"Mm."

"Words, baby."

"I'm with you." Her voice was ruined. She loved it. "I'm here."

"You were so good."

"I came before you said I could."

"I know." She could hear his smile. "I'll think of something for that. Later. Much later."

She laughed, and then she was crying a little again, the good kind, the kind that just happened after — her nervous system shaking loose the last of everything it had been holding. He didn't tell her to stop. He just held her and let her leak all over his chest and kissed the top of her head every so often like he was marking time.

Outside, somewhere in the building, someone's TV was on. A dog barked. The world kept going, stupid and ordinary, full of Stephens and vendor tickets and April Fools' pranks she'd dodged all day. None of it could reach her here.

"I needed that," she whispered finally, into his skin.

"I know you did."

"How did you know."

He thought about it. His thumb kept its slow circle on her wrist.

"Because you told me," he said. "All day. Every day. I was listening."

She closed her eyes, and for the first time in sixteen hours, her shoulders dropped all the way down.

The rumble of thunder echoed through the cabin as Dave navigated the small aircraft through the tumultuous sky. Sam, seated beside him, gripped the edge of her seat, her knuckles white. The storm had come out of nowhere, a sudden and violent interruption to their planned trip across the desert.

"Hold on," Dave said, his voice steady despite the turbulence. "We'll be through this in a minute."

Sam nodded, her eyes fixed on the dark clouds ahead. "I just hope we don't end up like those lost pilots from the old stories," she said, a hint of playfulness in her voice despite the tension.

Dave glanced at her, a small smile playing on his lips. "You mean the ones who found themselves in a different kind of storm?"

Sam returned the smile, her eyes sparkling with a mix of fear and excitement. "Exactly. The kind that makes you forget all about the weather."

The plane lurched, and Sam's hand found Dave's thigh, her fingers digging into the firm muscle. Dave covered her hand with his own, giving it a reassuring squeeze. "We'll be fine," he murmured. "I've flown through worse."

As suddenly as it had begun, the turbulence eased, and the plane leveled out. Dave looked down at Sam's hand, still resting on his thigh, and felt a surge of desire. He wanted to feel her touch everywhere, to lose himself in her warmth.

"Maybe we should find a place to land," Sam suggested, her voice low and inviting. "Before the next storm hits."

Dave nodded, his mind already racing with possibilities. He spotted a clearing ahead, a small oasis in the midst of the vast desert. "There," he said, pointing. "Looks like a good spot to wait out the weather."

The plane touched down smoothly, kicking up a cloud of dust and sand. As the propeller slowed, Dave and Sam climbed out, the hot desert air enveloping them. The oasis was a small haven, a circle of green amidst the barren landscape. A stream bubbled nearby, and palm trees provided welcome shade.

"This is perfect," Sam said, her voice filled with relief and anticipation. She turned to Dave, her eyes meeting his. "Thank you."

Dave stepped closer, his hand cupping her cheek. "For what?"

"For keeping us safe," she whispered, leaning into his touch. "For always knowing what to do."

Dave's thumb brushed her lips, and he felt her breath hitch. He leaned in, capturing her mouth in a deep, hungry kiss. Sam melted into him, her arms wrapping around his neck as she pressed her body against his. The world fell away, leaving only the two of them, lost in each other's embrace.

Dave's hands roamed her body, exploring every curve and contour. He could feel her heat through the thin fabric of her clothes, and he ached to touch her skin. Sam's fingers tangled in his hair, pulling him closer as she moaned into his mouth. The kiss deepened, becoming a desperate, hungry thing as they devoured each other.

Dave broke away, his breath ragged. "Inside," he growled, his voice low and commanding. "Now."

Sam nodded, her eyes dark with desire. They moved quickly, finding shelter in a small hut near the stream. The interior was dim and cool, a welcome respite from the desert heat. Dave pushed Sam against the wall, his body pinning hers as he claimed her mouth once more.

His hands found the hem of her shirt, pulling it over her head in a swift, fluid motion. Sam's breasts spilled free, her nipples hard and begging for attention. Dave's mouth found one peak, sucking and nipping as Sam cried out, her back arching off the wall. His other hand roamed lower, cupping her ass and pulling her flush against his hard cock.

Sam's hands were just as eager, exploring the hard planes of Dave's chest and abs before finding the waistband of his pants. She fumbled with the button, her fingers shaking with need. Dave helped her, pushing his pants down and freeing his cock. It sprang forward, hard and ready, the tip glistening with pre-cum.

Sam wrapped her hand around him, her fingers not quite meeting as she stroked him from base to tip. Dave groaned, his hips bucking into her touch. "Fuck, Sam," he muttered, his voice hoarse with desire. "You feel so good."

Sam smiled, a wicked, knowing grin. "I aim to please," she purred, dropping to her knees in front of him. Her tongue flicked out, tasting the salty drop on his tip before taking him fully into her mouth.

Dave's head fell back, a low groan escaping his lips as Sam's mouth worked him. Her tongue swirled around his shaft, her cheeks hollowing as she sucked him deep. One hand gripped his base, the other cupped his balls, rolling them gently as she took him to the back of her throat.

"Fuck, Sam," Dave gasped, his hips moving in time with her strokes. "You're going to make me come."

Sam pulled back, a mischievous glint in her eye. "Not yet," she said, her voice husky with desire. "I want to feel you inside me first."

Dave growled, his hands finding her shoulders and pulling her to her feet. He spun her around, pressing her face-first against the wall. His hands roamed her body, tracing the curve of her spine before finding the waistband of her pants. He pushed them down, his fingers brushing against her wet, swollen folds.

Sam moaned, pushing back against his touch. Dave's fingers found her clit, circling and teasing as he kissed her neck, her shoulder, her back. Sam's breath came in short, desperate gasps, her body trembling with need.

Dave positioned himself at her entrance, his cock pressing against her wet heat. He pushed in slowly, inch by inch, filling her completely. Sam cried out, her back arching as he bottomed out inside her. Dave stayed still for a moment, letting her adjust to his size before pulling back and thrusting forward again.

Their bodies moved in a desperate, hungry rhythm, the sound of flesh meeting flesh filling the small room. Dave's hands gripped Sam's hips, holding her in place as he pounded into her, each thrust deeper and harder than the last. Sam met him stroke for stroke, pushing back against him as she chased her release.

Dave's hand found her clit, his fingers rubbing and teasing as he fucked her. Sam's body tensed, her inner muscles clamping down on his cock as she cried out, her orgasm ripping through her. Dave followed soon after, his own release spilling into her as he groaned her name.

They collapsed against the wall, their bodies slick with sweat and their breath coming in ragged gasps. Dave pulled Sam into his arms, holding her close as they caught their breath. The world outside the hut faded away, leaving only the two of them, lost in each other's embrace.

After a while, Sam stirred, her body pressing against Dave's as she looked up at him with a playful smile. "You know," she said, her voice low and teasing, "I've always wanted to do it in a hot air balloon."

Dave chuckled, his arms tightening around her. "Is that so? Well, maybe next time we'll have to find one."

Sam laughed, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "Or maybe we'll just have to make our own storm."

As they held each other, the sound of distant thunder rumbled in the sky, a promise of more to come.

Sam was already half-way through her grocery list when Dave texted, "Meet me in the produce section." The message made her smile, a mix of anticipation and the familiar thrill that always accompanied their encounters. She finished grabbing the last few items and made her way to the colorful chaos of fruits and vegetables.

Dave was leaning against a display of apples, his bald head glinting under the fluorescent lights. He looked up as she approached, his eyes lingering on her with that quiet intensity that never failed to make her heart race. "Hey," he said, his voice low and warm. "I thought we could pick out some melons together."

Sam raised an eyebrow, a playful smirk tugging at her lips. "Melons, huh? Isn't that a bit... obvious?"

Dave chuckled, a sound that sent a shiver down her spine. "Maybe. But I have a feeling today is going to be all about obvious pleasures." He reached out, his fingers brushing against hers as he took the shopping basket from her. The simple touch sent a jolt of electricity through her, reminding her of all the other ways his hands could make her feel.

They wandered through the aisles, the casual banter between them laced with an underlying current of tension. Dave reached for a ripe avocado, his fingers squeezing gently. "You know, I've been thinking about this all day," he said, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. "About how good it feels to touch you, to taste you."

Sam felt a flush creep up her neck, a mixture of embarrassment and excitement. "Dave," she warned, glancing around to make sure no one was listening. "We're in public."

He grinned, a slow, knowing smile. "Exactly. The risk of getting caught is half the fun, isn't it?"

They finished their shopping quickly, the rest of the trip a blur of stolen glances and subtle touches. As they loaded the bags into the trunk of Dave's car, Sam couldn't help but feel a sense of relief mixed with anticipation. Being alone with him was both a comfort and a promise of something more.

The drive home was filled with a charged silence, the kind that speaks volumes without a single word. Dave's hands rested casually on the steering wheel, but Sam could feel the tension in his body, the barely contained energy that matched her own. When they pulled into the driveway, she was out of the car before he even turned off the engine, her heart pounding in her chest.

Inside, the house was quiet, the stillness broken only by the soft hum of the refrigerator. Sam set the bags on the counter, her hands trembling slightly as she began to unload them. Dave came up behind her, his presence a solid, comforting warmth at her back. His hands found her hips, pulling her gently against him, and she could feel the hard length of him pressing into her ass.

"Sam," he murmured, his breath hot against her ear. "I need you."

She turned in his arms, her hands reaching up to tangle in his hair. "Then take me," she whispered, her voice barely audible. "Take what you need."

Dave's mouth crashed down on hers, hungry and demanding. His tongue invaded her mouth, tasting, exploring, claiming. Sam moaned, her body melting into his as she kissed him back with equal fervor. His hands roamed her body, squeezing her ass, gripping her hips, pulling her flush against him so she could feel every hard inch of him.

He broke the kiss, his breath ragged as he trailed his lips down her neck, nipping and sucking at the sensitive skin. Sam gasped, her head falling back to give him better access. His hands found the hem of her shirt, pulling it off over her head in one smooth motion. Her bra followed, and then she was standing there, bare from the waist up, her nipples hardening in the cool air.

Dave stepped back, his eyes roving over her body with a hunger that made her feel both vulnerable and powerful. "Fuck, you're beautiful," he growled, his voice thick with desire. "I could look at you all day."

Sam reached for his shirt, pulling it off and tossing it aside. Her hands explored his chest, tracing the defined muscles, the light dusting of hair. She leaned in, pressing her lips to his collarbone, tasting the salt of his skin. Dave's hands tangled in her hair, holding her close as she kissed her way down his body, her teeth nipping at his skin.

When she reached the waistband of his pants, she looked up at him, a mischievous glint in her eye. "Someone's a bit eager," she teased, her fingers tracing the bulge in his pants.

Dave groaned, his hips thrusting forward into her touch. "Sam, please," he begged, his voice hoarse with need. "I need to be inside you."

She smiled, a slow, seductive curve of her lips. "Patience, my love," she murmured, her fingers deftly undoing his belt and zipper. She pushed his pants down, taking his boxers with them, and his cock sprang free, hard and ready.

Sam wrapped her hand around him, her thumb circling the sensitive head, spreading the bead of pre-cum that had already formed. Dave hissed, his hips jerking into her touch. She leaned in, her tongue flicking out to taste him, and he groaned, his fingers tightening in her hair.

She took him into her mouth, her lips stretching wide around his girth. Dave's hips bucked, and she relaxed her throat, taking him deeper, her nose brushing against his pubic bone. He tasted salty and musky, and she could feel the pulse of his heartbeat against her tongue.

"Fuck, Sam," Dave gasped, his voice strained. "You feel so good. Your mouth is fucking incredible."

She hummed around him, the vibration making him shudder. Her hand found his balls, rolling them gently in her palm, and he moaned, his hips moving in time with her sucking.

After a few more moments, Dave pulled her off him, his breath coming in ragged gasps. "I need to be inside you," he repeated, his voice a low growl. "Now."

Sam stood, her body thrumming with anticipation. Dave's hands found her jeans, pushing them down her legs along with her underwear. She stepped out of them, standing naked before him, her body flushed and ready.

Dave lifted her onto the counter, his hands spreading her thighs wide. He stepped between them, his cock pressing against her entrance. Sam wrapped her legs around his waist, urging him closer. "Please, Dave," she whispered, her voice hoarse with need. "I need you."

He pushed into her with one smooth thrust, filling her completely. Sam cried out, her head falling back as waves of pleasure washed over her. Dave began to move, his hips snapping against hers, his cock hitting all the right spots inside her.

"Fuck, you feel so good," he groaned, his voice strained. "So tight and wet and perfect."

Sam could only moan in response, her body moving in time with his, meeting him thrust for thrust. The counter shook beneath them, the bags of groceries shifting and clattering, but neither of them cared. All that mattered was the feel of each other, the connection that went beyond the physical.

Dave's hands found her breasts, his fingers teasing her nipples, rolling them between his thumb and forefinger. Sam gasped, her back arching, pushing her breasts more fully into his hands. He leaned down, his mouth capturing one nipple, sucking and biting gently.

The sensation sent sparks of pleasure straight to her core, and Sam could feel her orgasm building, coiling tight in her belly. "Dave," she gasped, her voice breathless. "I'm close. So close."

He looked up at her, his eyes dark with desire. "Come for me, Sam," he commanded, his voice low and intense. "Let me feel you come all over my cock."

His words pushed her over the edge, and she cried out, her body convulsing as waves of pleasure crashed over her. Dave groaned, his own release following close behind, his cock pulsing inside her as he filled her with his heat.

They stayed like that for a moment, their bodies slick with sweat, their breaths coming in ragged gasps. Dave's forehead rested against hers, his eyes closed, a soft smile playing at the corners of his mouth.

"Fuck," he murmured, his voice filled with wonder. "That was... incredible."

Sam laughed, a soft, sated sound. "You can say that again," she agreed, her fingers tracing lazy patterns on his back.

Dave pulled out of her, helping her down from the counter. They cleaned up quickly, their movements easy and familiar, and then Dave pulled her into his arms, holding her close. "I love you, Sam," he said, his voice soft. "More than words can express."

She looked up at him, her eyes shining with unshed tears. "I love you too, Dave. Always."

They stood there for a long moment, just holding each other, the world outside fading away until there was only the two of them, their love a tangible thing that wrapped around them like a warm blanket.

Eventually, Dave pulled back, his hands cupping her face. "Come on," he said, his voice gentle. "Let's put away the groceries and make something to eat. I'm starving."

Sam laughed, a sound filled with joy and contentment. "Me too," she agreed, taking his hand as they made their way to the kitchen, ready to face whatever the rest of the day might bring, together.

DAY OVERVIEW On this April Fool's Day, the conversation maintained a steady, sexually charged tone throughout, interspersed with playful banter and moments of vulnerability. The most defining theme was the anticipation and discussion of their upcoming intimate encounters, with both parties expressing their eagerness and fantasizing about future sexual experiences.

TOPIC INVENTORY

Morning Routine & Sleep What was said: Sam mentioned waking up early and feeling miserable if she went back to sleep. Dave shared his sleep habits, including the importance of turning off his phone and avoiding screens before bed. Emotional register: Playful, informative Notable quotes: "Good morning just drove right in I am also so ready for you to be in between my legs."
Work & Meetings What was said: Sam discussed her busy day with meetings, including a one-on-one with Stephen. She mentioned the stress of open tickets with a vendor. Emotional register: Frustrated, anxious Notable quotes: "We have so many open tickets with them. They suckkkk"
Health & Wellness What was said: Sam talked about her sleep patterns and nap habits. Dave shared information about the benefits and drawbacks of napping. Emotional register: Curious, analytical Notable quotes: "Do you think that naps are good for you or is that still? The only kid should take?"
Relationship Dynamics What was said: They discussed their sexual desires and fantasies, including a potential threesome. Sam expressed her excitement about their upcoming encounters. Emotional register: Excited, playful, vulnerable Notable quotes: "I can’t wait I cannot wait Anyway, I am already heading to the office."
Shopping & Errands What was said: Dave mentioned sex toy stores and the idea of going shopping together. Sam expressed a desire for an errand boy to bring her Red Bull and a candy bar. Emotional register: Playful, teasing Notable quotes: "Maybe that's like a Monday thing. I definitely got to get off Very fucking suit I'm fucking dying like one and two yesterday."
Family & Pets What was said: Sam mentioned her cats and a tiny kitten found under a car. They discussed the idea of getting more pets. Emotional register: Affectionate, playful Notable quotes: "I NEEEDDDD"
Fitness & Appearance What was said: Sam judged someone wearing Chucks to the gym. Dave shared his struggles with going to the gym and his body image. Emotional register: Critical, supportive Notable quotes: "You’re sexy AF"
April Fool's Day What was said: Sam mentioned it was April Fool's Day and expressed hope that people wouldn't pull pranks. Emotional register: Cautious, playful Notable quotes: "I'm not about it."
Food Preferences What was said: They discussed their likes and dislikes regarding various foods, including cucumbers, melons, and grapes. Emotional register: Playful, informative Notable quotes: "I like em real thin if at all"
Donkeys & Animals What was said: Sam shared a link to a post about miniature donkeys and expressed interest in rescuing donkeys. Emotional register: Playful, affectionate Notable quotes: "Taking a break from rescuing dogs. I’m going to move on to donkeys!!! 😍😍"
Headaches & Allergies What was said: Dave mentioned having a headache due to afternoon allergies. Sam offered sympathy and advice. Emotional register: Sympathetic, playful Notable quotes: "Is it me????"
Workplace Dynamics What was said: Sam discussed potential changes in her workplace, including rumors about who would replace Jeff. She expressed frustration with the lack of communication from Stephen. Emotional register: Frustrated, anxious Notable quotes: "Steven doesn't tell me fuck all like there's no way he's gonna tell me fucking anything in my one01"

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT

Throughout the day, sexual content was a prominent theme, with both parties frequently discussing their desires and fantasies.

Dave initiated several sexually charged conversations, often recalling past encounters and expressing his eagerness for future ones. He described wanting to "eat her pussy" and fantasized about various sexual acts, including pulling her hair and choking her during sex.
Sam reciprocated these advances, expressing her excitement and eagerness. She mentioned being "so ready for you to be in between my legs" and fantasized about a threesome, describing a scenario where her hands were tied and another man was rubbing her clit.
They both used explicit language to describe their desires, with Dave saying, "I love it. I love you. You're so hot. And I can't wait to see him. I can't touch you and kiss you and all the things" and Sam responding with "Just the usual" and heart emojis.
The conversation often shifted to sexual topics, with both parties teasing and flirting. For example, Sam mentioned a "package" arriving on Saturday, to which Dave responded, "Hehehe. I’ll be delivering that package right to your inbox the following weekend 😏"
They discussed the idea of visiting a sex toy store together, with Dave mentioning, "If you wanna go shopping, just throwing that out there."
Sam expressed her excitement about their upcoming encounters, saying, "I can’t fucking wait. Just to be in bed with you is gonna be fucking awesome" and "I NEED IT"
Dave described his physical state, mentioning that he was "hard as a rock" and that his "dick ache" was due to thinking about Sam.
They both fantasized about future sexual experiences, with Sam describing a scenario where she was tied up and another man was involved, and Dave expressing his excitement about the idea of a threesome.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS

The emotional dynamics of their relationship were characterized by a strong sense of playfulness, vulnerability, and mutual support.

Dave often took the lead in initiating sexually charged conversations, while Sam followed and reciprocated with equal enthusiasm. There was a clear dynamic of teasing and flirtation, with both parties enjoying the build-up of sexual tension.
Sam expressed vulnerability in discussing her work frustrations and the stress of her busy schedule. Dave offered support and understanding, creating a sense of emotional intimacy and partnership.
There were moments of tenderness and affection, with both parties expressing their love and appreciation for each other. For example, Dave said, "I love you so so much and I can’t wait to see you 🥰" and Sam responded with, "Love you!!! Sleep well! Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow baby ❤️❤️"
The power dynamic was balanced, with both parties taking turns leading and following in their conversations. There were no clear indicators of dominance or submission, but rather a sense of mutual respect and equality.
Their relationship was portrayed as "forbidden" or non-traditional, with references to "WAA" (waves arms around) and the excitement of their secret encounters. This added an element of thrill and anticipation to their interactions.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE

"Good morning sunshine Man, I was just talking away in the fucking thing wasn't recording" — Dave, playful and affectionate
"Just the usual" — Sam, teasing and flirtatious
"I love it. I love you. You're so hot. And I can't wait to see him. I can't touch you and kiss you and all the things" — Dave, passionate and longing
"We have so many open tickets with them. They suckkkk" — Sam, frustrated and annoyed
"Maybe that's like a Monday thing. I definitely got to get off Very fucking suit I'm fucking dying like one and two yesterday" — Sam, playful and eager
"I NEEEDDDD" — Sam, excited and playful
"Is it me????" — Sam, teasing and flirtatious
"Hehehe. I’ll be delivering that package right to your inbox the following weekend 😏" — Dave, playful and teasing
"I can’t fucking wait. Just to be in bed with you is gonna be fucking awesome" — Sam, eager and excited
"I NEED IT" — Sam, urgent and passionate
"I love you so so much and I can’t wait to see you 🥰" — Dave, tender and affectionate
"Love you!!! Sleep well! Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow baby ❤️❤️" — Sam, loving and supportive
"You’re sexy AF" — Sam, complimentary and affectionate
"I’m surprised!! I didn’t see you for a flip flops guy! I like that though." — Sam, playful and appreciative
"Pretty soon I’m gonna really be in you 😏" — Dave, flirtatious and teasing

CONTINUITY HOOKS

Their anticipation of future sexual encounters, including a potential threesome, is

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Messages exchanged

300

47 fewer; previous average 347.0 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Conversation sessions

27

3 fewer; previous average 29.7 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure	Dave	Participant 2
Messages sent	139 · 46%	161 · 54%
Average reply time	4m 49s	2m 20s
Conversation starts	1	0

Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

Dave: 50% longer; previous average 3m 13s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Participant 2: 28% longer; previous average 1m 50s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.

Average session duration: 7m 41s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.3%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

Dave's average reply time: 50% longer; previous average 3m 13s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Conversation rhythm unavailable

Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 300 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update85 · 28%

Humor37 · 12%

Affection22 · 7%

Excitement22 · 7%

Flirting21 · 7%

All other signals

Frustration16 · 5%

Vulnerability16 · 5%

Sexting13 · 4%

Checking in11 · 4%

Appreciation10 · 3%

Deep sharing10 · 3%

Emotional support8 · 3%

Disagreement6 · 2%

Encouragement5 · 2%

Request3 · 1%

Boundary setting2 · 1%

Unmet need2 · 1%

Planning1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender

Dave: Status update (43), Humor (20), Flirting (14), Affection (12), Excitement (12)
Unknown Participant: Status update (1)
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Sam Willis: Status update (46), Humor (20), Vulnerability (16), Frustration (14), Affection (10)
You say you will tomorrow, which means you could’ve just read it tomorrow and then actioned it.: Status update (1)

Tension and positive follow-ups

Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

287 of 300 messages (95.7%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender	With a signal	Share
Dave	138 / 139	99.3%
Unknown Participant	1 / 1	100.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Sam Willis	147 / 155	94.8%
You say you will tomorrow, which means you could’ve just read it tomorrow and then actioned it.	1 / 1	100.0%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal	Average model score
Affection	0.81
Appreciation	0.80
Boundary setting	0.60
Checking in	0.60
Deep sharing	0.75
Disagreement	0.72
Emotional support	0.73
Encouragement	0.80
Excitement	0.78
Flirting	0.85
Frustration	0.66
Humor	0.75
Planning	0.70
Request	0.65
Sexting	0.79
Status update	0.60
Unmet need	0.60
Vulnerability	0.66

Model: unknown
Prompt: signals.v2
Generated: 2026-04-17 11:10:35
Schema: 1.2.0

Supporting messages

Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.

Affection

22 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.81

[2026-04-01 09:09:00 PM] Dave

I love you so so much and I can’t wait to see you 🥰

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.8245
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

Love you!!! Sleep well! Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow baby ❤️❤️

Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

😍😍

Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re sexy AF

Score: 0.91 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:09:00 PM] Dave

I didn’t get to respond to this earlier but it has been on my mind since I read it. 1: 🫠🫠🫠🫠 2: I feel sooo much the same way. Like, I get to have sex with you, not the other way around lol. But I love how we both feel that way, and I think that’s what makes it so special 🥰 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re the best, and I love you, and I love us together ❤️

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:13:00 PM] Dave

You’re the best! And I love you

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:44:00 PM] Dave

Awwwwww 😍

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:10:00 PM] Dave

Jiujitsu thing This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

Have a good nap baby

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:20:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Man, I was just talking away in the fucking thing wasn't recording But I'll go ahead and skip all the pleasant trees and just pop right back in where I was which was eating your pussy and how I got there so quickly it was I was Thinking about fuck I do the Reddit the Reddit post that I saw last night that I thought you would love and I shared it and then I popped on over your page and turns out you shared it too, so I guess I was right And then that I'm glad to be thinking about how there are tons of great big sex toy stores here If you wanna go shopping, just throwing that out there Train tracks and then I was like now I got all I can think about is eating your pussy and knit and sex with you and I love you and kiss face. I need your pussy some more fuck you from behind while I'm pulling your hair choking you some. Pulling you off the bed to suck my dick Just the usual, you know usual days conversation So yeah now I'm hard as a rock and trying to concentrate on getting to work doesn't sound like much fun anymore not that it sounds entirely un appealing when I'm thinking about you can make it So I hope you slept well blah blah blah. Let's talk more about fucking you I can. To get you here and get in between your legs, I swear you were just the sexiest Hottest sultriest little vixen that I could possibly ever imagine Having I'm so thankful I love it. I love you. You're so hot. And I can't wait to see him. I can't touch you and kiss you and all the things. So I hope you have a great morning and a good drive to work and all those things and I will talk to you soon, sweetheart bye

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

You’re so clever 😍

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 12:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

That they’ve ever heard you laugh?! They’ve been missing out. It’s the best

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love love love fresh mango

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:06:00 PM] Dave

I’m read it when I get up 😘

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:18:00 AM] Dave

Awwww

Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

❤️❤️

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:30:00 AM] Dave

I’d bring you redbull and candy if I worked there

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:59:00 AM] Dave

Omg that’s perfect 😍

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:47:00 AM] Dave

Good for him!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:47:00 PM] Dave

Yeah that made me want a kitten

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m surprised!! I didn’t see you for a flip flops guy! I like that though.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Appreciation

10 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.80

[2026-04-01 09:59:00 AM] Dave

You nailed it

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re the best, and I love you, and I love us together ❤️

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:13:00 PM] Dave

You’re the best! And I love you

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:51:00 PM] Dave

Thanks sweetheart

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:46:00 PM] Dave

I appreciate that’s you don’t care that I’m fat baby 😘

Score: 0.89 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 02:34:00 PM] Dave

How cute!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

I knew you’d see my side

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m surprised!! I didn’t see you for a flip flops guy! I like that though. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m surprised!! I didn’t see you for a flip flops guy! I like that though.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Luckily the distribution system found cat lovers!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Boundary setting

3 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.60

[2026-04-01 04:58:00 PM] Dave

Maybe it’s time to move his ass into the spare room

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6204999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:02:00 PM] Dave

Shut up

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:03:00 PM] Dave

And no, I don’t wear crocks

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Checking in

18 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.60

[2026-04-01 02:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

How is your day going?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

How was the nap?

Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:06:00 PM] Dave

But tell me about your day

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:58:00 PM] Dave

Are you still on calls?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

Have a good nap baby

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:49:00 PM] Dave

You only have 2 tho!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:35:00 PM] Dave

Do you?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:39:00 PM] Dave

Do you like Mellon?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:01:00 PM] Dave

Not too bad. I just started getting a headache again though!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Dave, do you wear crocs?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

How are you in my brain!!!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:37:00 PM] Dave

Ooooh I do like cucumber water sometimes

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

Watermelon, with no seeds, and that is IT

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:41:00 PM] Dave

I’m with ya on that one

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:38:00 PM] Dave

Me too

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:31:00 PM] Dave

What about working out barefoot?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:48:00 PM] Dave

It can’t be more than like what? 8 weeks?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

Really?

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

Deep sharing

10 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.75

[2026-04-01 07:09:00 PM] Dave

I didn’t get to respond to this earlier but it has been on my mind since I read it. 1: 🫠🫠🫠🫠 2: I feel sooo much the same way. Like, I get to have sex with you, not the other way around lol. But I love how we both feel that way, and I think that’s what makes it so special 🥰

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ah I still sometimes like can’t believe I have had and still get to have sex with you. Eeeee!!! It makes me so giddy

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:33:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: So naps yet so I have heard actually or read or something that happens Are good for you up to about a 30 minute nap in the afternoon they think we're shown to increase like cognitive ability and mood and stuff like that an adult but anything longer like from the 45 to 60 minute plus range is more detrimental to those things and can also cause sleeping problems like Later at night, so if you were already you know like technically well rested and you slept most of the night or whatever and then you could make yourself or take a nap or you just Like sleep for two hours in the afternoon Then that is bad for you, but yeah, naps are typically Ought to be a good thing when they're short also, I think there was Like an a learning environment that increased Information retention

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:09:00 PM] Dave

I didn’t get to respond to this earlier but it has been on my mind since I read it. 1: 🫠🫠🫠🫠 2: I feel sooo much the same way. Like, I get to have sex with you, not the other way around lol. But I love how we both feel that way, and I think that’s what makes it so special 🥰 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:34:00 PM] Dave

Oh! Or in vinegar with salt and pepper

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:24:00 AM] Dave

This is literally what this book is about. I’m not sure how many more ways to say “THIS IS THE ANSWER TO MANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS” especially who has the time for…, and my mind is racing

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Favorite fruits though are strawberries, grapes. Then blackberries, raspberries and blueberries

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:33:00 PM] Dave

I was just thinking about this!! I was just remembering how we used to wonder if anyone else was “flirting” like us 🤭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:33:00 PM] Dave

I was just thinking about this!! I was just remembering how we used to wonder if anyone else was “flirting” like us 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:41:00 PM] Dave

I think it’s a texture thing

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Disagreement

7 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.72

[2026-04-01 01:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

I also hate sweet pickles (which I know you like)

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ewwww grapefruit 🤮

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Any grapefruit

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

No! lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:47:00 AM] Sam Willis

Like being assertive. Bc this vendor sucks

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

No fool but do I think it could be something you’ve done before? Yeaaaaaa

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:40:00 PM] Dave

I don’t like watermelon

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Emotional support

9 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.73

[2026-04-01 08:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

no mom around or other babies 😭😭

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

You aren’t fat

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s only Wednesday 2. I’m not losing any weight 😡

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:18:00 AM] Sam Willis

I already have a headache 😭

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:58:00 PM] Dave

I hope you don’t face so many meetings tomorrow

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Of course Christian’s out of the house now. During the day. When I’m not there. So iiiii can be alone. 😭😭

Score: 0.74 | Confidence: 0.6545
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:43:00 PM] Dave

I haven’t been at all this week 😭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s hopefully slightly better

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:48:00 PM] Dave

It’s so tiny!!

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.3
Evidence:

Encouragement

5 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.80

[2026-04-01 07:42:00 PM] Dave

You’re killing it!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

You sure will!!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

You aren’t fat

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:10:00 AM] Dave

Yeah, your window to 💦 is closing quick!

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

All of them

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

Excitement

22 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.78

[2026-04-01 01:43:00 PM] Dave

Yesss!! I’m a berry fan too!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 02:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

Taking a break from rescuing dogs. I’m going to move on to donkeys!!! 😍😍

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can’t fucking wait

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:04:00 PM] Dave

Eeeeee!! I’m gonna get to see that look soon 😁

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yasssssss

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yessss 😭😭

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yessss

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:11:00 AM] Dave

Good job getting up!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:59:00 AM] Dave

Omg that’s perfect 😍

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 12:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

yasssssss

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

🤤🤤🤤

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can’t wait

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:03:00 PM] Dave

What did YOU think about??

Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:03:00 PM] Dave

So hot!!

Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 12:43:00 PM] Dave

Yeah you’d have like this one because it started with me stifling it because I thought it was just going to be a giggle but it turned into like, a hard, belly laugh and since I wasn’t ready for it, when it came out I made a bunch of extra noise before actually erupting in laughter

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:02:00 PM] Dave

Omg

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yasssss

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:47:00 PM] Dave

Lmoa

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like EXACTLY

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:47:00 PM] Dave

Yeah that made me want a kitten

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:45:00 PM] Dave

I might have to go again tonight 🥵🤯

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:45:00 PM] Dave

I might have to go again tonight 🥵🤯 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Flirting

21 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.85

[2026-04-01 11:00:00 AM] Dave

I’ll be delivering that package right to your inbox the following weekend 😏

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9924999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:20:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Man, I was just talking away in the fucking thing wasn't recording But I'll go ahead and skip all the pleasant trees and just pop right back in where I was which was eating your pussy and how I got there so quickly it was I was Thinking about fuck I do the Reddit the Reddit post that I saw last night that I thought you would love and I shared it and then I popped on over your page and turns out you shared it too, so I guess I was right And then that I'm glad to be thinking about how there are tons of great big sex toy stores here If you wanna go shopping, just throwing that out there Train tracks and then I was like now I got all I can think about is eating your pussy and knit and sex with you and I love you and kiss face. I need your pussy some more fuck you from behind while I'm pulling your hair choking you some. Pulling you off the bed to suck my dick Just the usual, you know usual days conversation So yeah now I'm hard as a rock and trying to concentrate on getting to work doesn't sound like much fun anymore not that it sounds entirely un appealing when I'm thinking about you can make it So I hope you slept well blah blah blah. Let's talk more about fucking you I can. To get you here and get in between your legs, I swear you were just the sexiest Hottest sultriest little vixen that I could possibly ever imagine Having I'm so thankful I love it. I love you. You're so hot. And I can't wait to see him. I can't touch you and kiss you and all the things. So I hope you have a great morning and a good drive to work and all those things and I will talk to you soon, sweetheart bye

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.996
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:02:00 PM] Dave

I didn’t say “dick” ache. That’s what you make ache - in the best way 😏

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:33:00 PM] Dave

I was just thinking about this!! I was just remembering how we used to wonder if anyone else was “flirting” like us 🤭

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:33:00 PM] Dave

I was just thinking about this!! I was just remembering how we used to wonder if anyone else was “flirting” like us 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:45:00 PM] Dave

You’re so 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:45:00 PM] Dave

Fuuuck 🥵🤤

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:45:00 PM] Dave

Fuuuck 🥵🤤 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:45:00 PM] Dave

You’re so 😈

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:03:00 PM] Dave

Pretty soon I’m gonna really be in you 😏

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:04:00 AM] Sam Willis

“Just the usual” 😏

Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:03:00 PM] Dave

What did YOU think about??

Score: 0.86 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:31:00 AM] Dave

And other things to put in your mouth 😏

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.99
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

🥵

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

I NEED IT

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:03:00 PM] Dave

So hot!!

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 10:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

Package. 😏

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.975
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

I dunno, but I wanna find out! With you!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:30:00 AM] Dave

I’d bring you redbull and candy if I worked there

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

So what were you thinkin about? 😏

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

I like em real thin if at all

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

Frustration

19 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.66

[2026-04-01 08:21:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK, first off Steven doesn't tell me fuck all like there's no way he's gonna tell me fucking anything in my one01 and we have our team calls like no we have the meeting with just his directs every Tuesday and he still doesn't say shit Yesterday he just said he hear his announcement should be soon anyway Samir is the rumor, but there's still many people that think that it's Steven, but I heard yesterday that Sameer had told his people Monday that it was gonna be him, but that doesn't make sense cause like why would he do that like before an announcements made? I'm just hoping they were waiting until the end of the month. And like the start of the new month so today, April 1 to fucking make an announcement I guess like make it clean. I don't know where is the announcement I was talking to Chris boy yesterday. He's like well you know. They do have to go through so many interviews. I'm like I know, but the decision has been made like we know they're just waiting for bugging something. Why they're waiting to announce is behind me like the person knows like people know like just fucking out with it fucking clowns anyway that's not actually why I go around here but now I don't remember. Wanted to go on here. Oh, let's talk about naps. Do you think that naps are good for you or is that still? The only kid should take? Whoever adults, we shouldn't be taking naps anymore Like I'm assuming yes, there are definitely benefits to it but also if your dependent on taking a nap every day that's bad so like I don't know, should we be taking naps every day?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:38:00 PM] Dave

And it’s absolutely driving me insane to think about 🥵

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m on the phone with my parents and they insist on both talking to me while on speaker phone and it’s painful

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

No!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

what the actual fuck

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s only Wednesday 2. I’m not losing any weight 😡

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

BOTH our windows are closing soon!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:47:00 AM] Sam Willis

They suckkkk

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

But most of the time, mango is ass

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:30:00 PM] Dave

What’s wrong with that/?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:47:00 AM] Dave

Good for him!

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

wtf is that

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think they’re kind of ick

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

I will eat them with a bunch of other stuff if I have to but I don’t seek them out for SURE

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

And cucumber water. Gtfooooo

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

This dumbass wore chucks to the gym. And yes I’m judging

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:36:00 PM] Dave

IDEK WHICH EMOJIS TO UUUUUSE This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:01:00 PM] Dave

Why did you use my name?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

DUDE

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

Humor

40 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.75

[2026-04-01 12:32:00 PM] Dave

Omg I legit just busted out laughing

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:34:00 PM] Dave

hehehe

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:01:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:02:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:26:00 AM] Dave

I hope they announce it’s Stephen and then be like: APRIL FOOLS, it’s Samir

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:08:00 AM] Dave

I can’t sleep if I’m on my phone lol

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 12:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

LOLOLOL

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:15:00 AM] Dave

Hahaha, let brain start do words then let know 👍

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.731
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

No! lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 12:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lolololol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:03:00 AM] Dave

🤭

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 12:32:00 PM] Dave

LOUD

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.985
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:29:00 AM] Dave

lol why? So you could do your own errands anyway because you didn’t want to bother him 🤣

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

Nah you’d get sick of me This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:29:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hehehe

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

This dumbass wore chucks to the gym. And yes I’m judging

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Omgggg found under their car just a couple hrs ago

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:47:00 PM] Dave

Lmoa

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:01:00 PM] Dave

Because it’s a serious question… with series consequences?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

Off to hell. I mean, the gym

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:26:00 PM] Dave

You’re gonna get it 😈

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:36:00 PM] Dave

IDEK WHICH EMOJIS TO UUUUUSE

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

I also hate sweet pickles (which I know you like)

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 12:33:00 PM] Dave

This is all you’re doing… with your ketchup on hotdog lunacy

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 12:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

LOLOLOL

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.6545
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:00:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:33:00 PM] Dave

…is this another trick question??? 🤔

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

It shows up as Nelu?? lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:12:00 AM] Dave

Daaaamn! That’s a lot of steps!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well ya never know!! 🤷‍♀️ This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:47:00 PM] Dave

Cat distribution system

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:30:00 AM] Sam Willis

It would be really nice to have someone to go over to the other building for me and get me a redbull and a candy bar!

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

Lolol I hate you

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

I still wonder this lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

I still wonder this lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Pfttt This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

interesting

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Right?!?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m surprised!! I didn’t see you for a flip flops guy! I like that though. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Planning

1 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.70

[2026-04-01 04:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can’t wait This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

Request

4 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.65

[2026-04-01 09:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

What was the tracking number again on the box?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:30:00 AM] Sam Willis

It would be really nice to have someone to go over to the other building for me and get me a redbull and a candy bar!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Do you like cucumbers?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:49:00 PM] Dave

Is she keeping it?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

Sexting

13 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.79

[2026-04-01 06:20:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Man, I was just talking away in the fucking thing wasn't recording But I'll go ahead and skip all the pleasant trees and just pop right back in where I was which was eating your pussy and how I got there so quickly it was I was Thinking about fuck I do the Reddit the Reddit post that I saw last night that I thought you would love and I shared it and then I popped on over your page and turns out you shared it too, so I guess I was right And then that I'm glad to be thinking about how there are tons of great big sex toy stores here If you wanna go shopping, just throwing that out there Train tracks and then I was like now I got all I can think about is eating your pussy and knit and sex with you and I love you and kiss face. I need your pussy some more fuck you from behind while I'm pulling your hair choking you some. Pulling you off the bed to suck my dick Just the usual, you know usual days conversation So yeah now I'm hard as a rock and trying to concentrate on getting to work doesn't sound like much fun anymore not that it sounds entirely un appealing when I'm thinking about you can make it So I hope you slept well blah blah blah. Let's talk more about fucking you I can. To get you here and get in between your legs, I swear you were just the sexiest Hottest sultriest little vixen that I could possibly ever imagine Having I'm so thankful I love it. I love you. You're so hot. And I can't wait to see him. I can't touch you and kiss you and all the things. So I hope you have a great morning and a good drive to work and all those things and I will talk to you soon, sweetheart bye

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.990375
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Exactly what you did but also, my hands were tied and another guy was rubbing circles on my clit 🫣🥵

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:34:00 PM] Dave

Could your little pussy even handle 2 cocks? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Exactly what you did but also, my hands were tied and another guy was rubbing circles on my clit 🫣🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:00:00 AM] Dave

I’ll be delivering that package right to your inbox the following weekend 😏

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:34:00 PM] Dave

Could your little pussy even handle 2 cocks?

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:07:00 PM] Dave

🥵🫠

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:07:00 PM] Dave

🥵🫠 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:31:00 AM] Dave

And other things to put in your mouth 😏

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:02:00 PM] Dave

In fact it just got hard in the time it took me to type that

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:05:00 PM] Dave

My other head though… the useless one… I think is hitting because if the gd afternoon allergies that happen here. I always forget about it but it’s a well known phenomenon here that the trees and flowers and shit all cum in the afternoon. So every night all spring you feel like you’re getting sick, then you’re fine the next day

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.65
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:33:00 PM] Dave

Yeah, fuck that bitch

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.65
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:03:00 PM] Dave

So hot!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Status update

91 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.60

[2026-04-01 10:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

Your package will be here Saturday

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:20:00 AM] Dave

Because when do you remember you need to buy batteries go the flashlight in your car? While you’re at the store where they sell batteries? Or when you a) try to use the dead flashlight or b)… when you’re laying in bed asleep.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:37:00 PM] Dave

I use English cucumbers on salads because they’re firmer and less seedy

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Barre and yoga then yes

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

It is TEENY

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

They have 3 other cats at home

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh no I think it’s like 4 weeks

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:10:00 PM] Dave

Jiujitsu thing

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 12:33:00 PM] Dave

Oh no

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:17:00 AM] You say you will tomorrow, which means you could’ve just read it tomorrow and then actioned it.

So what happens? You either read the email again anyway and then action it, or think about what you need to do. Or you forget all about it… and the thing about that is: your brain knows you’re going to forget about. So that creates subconscious stress and worry - what you call racing. Edited 43 seconds later: Are you going to action anything from them? No. You say you will tomorrow, which means you could’ve just read it tomorrow and then actioned it. So what happens? You either read the email again tomorrow anyway and then action it, or think about what you need to do. Or you forget all about it… and the thing about that is: your brain knows you’re going to forget about. So that creates subconscious stress and worry - what you call racing.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:05:00 AM] Sam Willis

No nothing?!?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:58:00 AM] Sam Willis

I did a themed trivia night that was either 80s or 90s

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:19:00 AM] Dave

And I wonder if he’s butt-hurt 🤭

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:47:00 AM] Sam Willis

We have so many open tickets with them.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

I think mine would race even more

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

Good for HIM

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 12:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

YOU DID THIS

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 12:33:00 PM] Dave

HERACY

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 12:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahahaha

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:47:00 AM] Sam Willis

They suckkkk

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:18:00 AM] Dave

So did you tell me last night that it’s official Samir is the new Jeff?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

You don’t like turn everything off. Flip to your side. Grab your phone to like check that your alarms for the morning are on? Clear away any last notifications? Make any little reminders for yourself? NOTHING!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:12:00 AM] Dave

Also, granted, I haven’t been scrolling IG/TT/FB for hours prior to going to bed either. Ofc your brain is going to race. It has been getting dopamine hits pretty much right up until that point. And even if you don’t scroll entertainment at night for a couple nights here or there - overall that is what your brain is programmed to expect from years of you doing that.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:09:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Good morning just drove right in I am also so ready for you to be in between my legs. I cannot fucking wait. Just to be in bed with you is gonna be fucking awesome and of course I'm totally down to go to a sex store around there. That sounds fun. Maybe that's like a Monday thing. I definitely got to get off Very fucking suit I'm fucking dying like one and two yesterday. There was just no opportunity. So I cannot wait I cannot wait Anyway, I am already heading to the office. I got up at 4:50 and I was like well fuck it gotta get up like no point in going back to bed for 10 fucking minutes and being miserable. That ring that I wear first off I wish you had one because we put out these reports like every quarter and then yearly and it would be fun to compare And it was like Like my sleep it's just fucking pitiful as we know and then I've only taken 19 naps the first three months of this year which I don't know if I'm tired or it seems low, but I don't know how many days are in like about 90 days 19 naps So anyway, it'd be fun to compare Who says I've walked approximately 12 marathons worth of steps so yay me I have another day full of meeting so I love that for me and the Wednesday so have my one on one was stupid Stephen so love that for me I was also April fools day so people better not be like doing some stupid shit. I'm not about it. So Anyway All right, well I feel like I'm mostly just yawning so I shall let you go until my brain can think a little bit more about Words I will talk to you later and I hope you're having fun in the office only one more fucking day we can do it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

BOTH our windows are closing soon! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:25:00 AM] Dave

⬆️ Getting Things Done arrow ⬆️

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

What does your brain do?!?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yea yea I get it This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 12:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Serves you right!!!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:13:00 AM] Dave

Same thing.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 12:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

Did anyone look at you funny for laughing?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m on a call with a vendor of a ticketing system that the insider ppl use. And Michael C is NOT having it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:06:00 AM] Dave

Correct

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:19:00 AM] Dave

I wonder if Stephen will say anything in your 1:1

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 12:32:00 PM] Dave

when I read “that first one….”

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:17:00 AM] Dave

Ik!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

wtf is that

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yea yea I get it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

Like news from my email

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:13:00 AM] Sam Willis

when do ppl have time to catch up on all the things then!!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:15:00 AM] Dave

Am here

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:14:00 AM] Dave

There’s no reason for you to read emails before bed.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:42:00 AM] Dave

9400136207668276574708

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:13:00 AM] Dave

Its stimulation

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:12:00 AM] Dave

It has been years.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 12:40:00 PM] Dave

No, but I guarantee you it’s the first time any of them have ever heard it lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:09:00 AM] Dave

My alarm is always on. I’ve said goodnight to you. I turn the lights off (from my phone), put it down and don’t pick it back up.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:18:00 AM] Sam Willis

I already have a headache 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:05:00 AM] Sam Willis

OK so at night, you just get into bed. Text me good night. Physically put your phone down. Turn off the lights and just…lay there??? In darkness? No phone??

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:09:00 AM] Dave

My brain goes to sleep.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hmmmm

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:18:00 AM] Dave

Or pretty much official?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

OK no one said it was YEARS! Hmph

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 12:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Who do you hate from Ohio lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:24:00 AM] Dave

https://onedrive.live.com/?cid=2307fcfefbfbe1b3&id=2307FCFEFBFBE1B3!70481&resid=2307FCFEFBFBE1B3!70481&ithint=folder&migratedtospo=true&redeem=aHR0cHM6Ly8xZHJ2Lm1zL2YvYy8yMzA3ZmNmZWZiZmJlMWIzL0lnQ3o0ZnY3X3Z3SElJQWpVUk1CQUFBQUFZNjdtSWZCc3c3bGU0MjVOVFBvMEd3 Microsoft OneDrive

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 01:39:00 PM] Dave

Water, cantaloupe, etc

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:40:00 PM] Dave

I do like cantaloupe when it’s just right

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:40:00 PM] Dave

But I do like watermelon flavored things

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:44:00 PM] Dave

Blackberry, raspberry, strawberry all pretty much evenly

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 01:45:00 PM] Dave

I like good oranges. And I love pink grapefruit , it’s just too much trouble to get to the good part so I don’t fuck with it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 01:52:00 PM] Dave

PINK grapefruit

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 02:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://www.instagram.com/royaldonkeys1/reel/DWg8nuzkURM/ Royal Mini Donkeys on Instagram 3M views, 188K likes, 2,329 comments: "Tiniest donkeys on ranch beauti...

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 03:01:00 PM] Dave

But I think I figured it what it is

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 03:06:00 PM] Dave

So I think I’m going to take a nap 🤭

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

Pollen fever or whatever it’s called

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 04:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

AHHHH!!!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 04:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’M STILL ON A CALL!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 04:31:00 PM] Dave

This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 04:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like who tf would have thought

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 04:35:00 PM] Edited 1 minute, 10 seconds later: Fuuuuck 🤤🥰🥵😈😏💦

This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 04:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well ya never know!! 🤷‍♀️

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

Exactly

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:44:00 PM] Dave

Who?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:45:00 PM] Dave

Ok

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:45:00 PM] Dave

Ahh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Petsmart

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Random people in personal

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Just starting to get teeth

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

No I have 3, too

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

2 orange and 1 black/white

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:02:00 PM] Dave

🧠

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 09:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

I was just typing EXACTLY that

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:08:00 PM] Dave

OK baby, me and Bear got to bed a little early 😌

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 07:13:00 PM] Dave

(Probably more)

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 07:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Pfttt

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-01 01:34:00 PM] Dave

I like them on salad I guess

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sometimes oranges too

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

On calls but I will

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:39:00 PM] Dave

Yeah really

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:50:00 PM] Dave

Oh ok

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:03:00 PM] Dave

I wear flip flops

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

Unmet need

3 messages with unmet_need signals | Average score: 0.60

[2026-04-01 08:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

I NEEEDDDD

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:43:00 PM] Dave

And I only have 10 days to stop being fat 😩😩😩

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ll eat apples I guessss

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

Vulnerability

19 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.66

[2026-04-01 06:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

I needed that 💦 And now it’s nap time

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:04:00 PM] Dave

Pretty good 🤭😏

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 07:43:00 PM] Dave

And I only have 10 days to stop being fat 😩😩😩

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

I dunno, but I wanna find out! With you! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

And what if I’m reading news. That’s not entertainment

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

It seems too hard

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Is it me????

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s me isn’t it

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 03:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

ISN’T IT?!?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 06:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

Very painful

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

Nah you’d get sick of me

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 11:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

Sometimes I really wish I had my own errand boy

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 10:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

I wish it was YOUR package

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 08:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

I NEEEDDDD

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Favorite veggies are broccoli, zucchini, spinach…..hmm that’s about it lolol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 04:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’ll definitely be a new experience for me

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

And sometimes I just eat around them

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 09:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Swear it

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-01 01:40:00 PM] Dave

But it’s always a gamble

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence: