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[2026-05-21 08:09:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well and are bounding downstairs as we speak to each cereal I want to say that I was just looking at those photos from last night and you were so freaking sexy You are just incredibly pretty. I'm looking at them now. I cannot. I just can't even. Sometimes get over how hot you are and like just How great you are all around I like the total package You're OK Stop over You are amazing and I do love you. You're the best. So OK rest of the message if I got anything else for you Not since we talked a few hours ago So maybe I will just talk about how much I can't wait to see you. I'm so excited and. I was just thinking about Going to the grocery store, oddly enough and Getting stuff for women drops and white Russians, of course for the big Lebowski movie night, but I wonder if pulp fiction has any Themed drinks I don't think it does. I guess we'll just have more lemon drops. So yet that got me thinking about what are we gonna do for food? Are we gonna just like snack on cookies the whole time or are we gonna go eat out or do you want to cook stuff? I am of course down for whatever I was just curious what you had in mind if you've even thought that far yet If not, we could just wing it. I'm totally fine with that too. And then full day and then meet the dog day and then do you still wanna go shooting cause that? Could be fun too there's a place nearby actually that like rent guns and shit so it'll be easy if you wanna do that still Yeah, I just cannot wait to snuggle up next to you and make out with you and kiss your face and Your boobs trying to say boobs And just touch every part of your naked body oh my gosh, it's gotta be so nice Cannot wait to just smother you So yeah, that is pretty much all I'm thinking about we're under 20 days now so I guess that's just Time to sit around with an erection and dream about seeing you from now till then So yeah Super excited if you can't tell me that 1000 times now So we'll see to recap I can't wait to see you your beautiful and sexy and I love your hair and that's what I love about those photos that I showed you last night as hell full and thick and wavy your hair is and how much I can't wait for my hands through it and Use it to guide you down to my dick and maybe even use it to hold you down to the bed or up against the wall or who knows who does up against the dressing room wall Anything I can do with your hair is OK I'm actually gonna go back to work which sucks So I hope this Wounding message wasn't too much of a disappointment There's no other content really Me talking about How great you are and how much I love you I guess that's not a bad thing It is what it is and then I can't wait to see you. I can't wait to talk to you today and hear your beautiful voice. And maybe even see your beautiful face we'll see I hope I wanna see your beautiful face today. Can you make that happen? Thanks. I love you bye.
[2026-05-21 08:23:00] Dave: You get a whole message worth of compliments today 👸
[2026-05-21 08:23:00] Sam Willis: Ever.
[2026-05-21 08:23:00] Sam Willis: In the morning.
[2026-05-21 08:23:00] Sam Willis: There will be no “bounding” down the stairs.
[2026-05-21 08:23:00] Sam Willis: Morning sexy
[2026-05-21 08:23:00] Sam Willis: I hate everything. But you. And the pets. ☺️
[2026-05-21 08:23:00] Sam Willis: ☺️☺️ listening to all your compliments
[2026-05-21 08:27:00] Sam Willis: You’re adorable
[2026-05-21 09:08:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'm in such a bad mood. I know this will be no surprise to you, but I have to be in my face because I just hate everything Also, I am just feeling like a fucking fat nasty fuck and I haven't worked out in like two weeks more than two weeks. I don't even know anymore and I just. I'm even my mirror that's my skinny mirror where it makes me look skinnier than I actually am. I literally look like a potato, but like you know those potatoes that just have like various lumps like sticking out of it. That's me anyway I'm not fucking pleased at all and not to mention my motivation to go work out is fucking mill absolutely now way don't you love that? I just started in every morning but I just fucking ranting and I never say good morning and all the pleasant trees that you do and I'm very sorry. Good morning and you're adorable and I love hearing from you every morning and thank you for not being me You are so much better than I am Anyway Yes, I still wanna go to the gun range. That's our Thursday thing I think plenty of time a whole day. I need to breathe I'm still home because the pool guy couldn't come yesterday so he said he would come first thing this morning so he's here now but I have to let him into the gate and then I have to be able to make sure the dogs are in so anyway and because I have dumb fuck meetings starting in in 10 minutes. I don't have an opening to drive in so I'm gonna have to wait until an opening at like 10 AM and then drive my ass an hour. We're over to work. This is just so stupid and like this is life now that I don't live with Christian and this is my own doing, and I can't even be mad but I'm not mad about the fact that I have to be home right now. I'm mad that I have to still drive into the fucking office. Just a fucking bad like life is hard life is hard Anyway Speaking of that, I am 99% positive. I'm going to go into the office the morning that you're coming. And I'm literally going in to have a one on one and then depending on what time lunch is on maybe will stay for lunch but I think my one on one was smears like at 10 AM so we will see how that goes I don't know more to come. We have time for it to change again it's changed literally like three times but he for sure is coming in that day so What else? Distracted I'm just in such a bad mood also I have never ever ever heard you say the phrase I'm actually going to go back to work or I'm actually going to focus on work or something like that like what What? But I see where I am on your list of priorities I see work is more important. I'm just kidding. Also about food yeah we need to brainstorm or like just kind of figured it out when you get here and we go to the grocery store. I definitely don't wanna eat every single meal fuck now but so we need to have snacks and then we need to have like just so you know some shit that we can make quick. I am going to get rid of my grill so we won't have a grill just so you know. Plus, it's it's gonna be so fucking hot. You're not gonna wanna see that. Yeah But we'll figure it out OK, there was a lot more. I was going to say but I'm currently trying to reboot my computer and then I have a stupid fucking call. I have my one on one with Steven too. I have a feeling that is like 70% of my bad mood. I just don't wanna fucking talk to him. He is awkward. It is such a one-sided conversation that could be a fucking email because there's nothing there anyway. OK I need to go exercise. Also Christian supposed to come over at some point today and pack up the last little bit of the stuff. That's not what's putting me? I think it's just cause I'm so fat and you don't need to like me. You haven't seen me. I am. I'm a potato with like the spores. Is it spores Anyway, OK, I'll be back
[2026-05-21 09:09:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Speaking of the devil, he just moved our one on one to today around noon OK so I might leave then after this Yes, and then start driving in. I think that'll make me happier cause then I'll fucking be in and then I can fucking leave. Yeah
[2026-05-21 09:10:00] Dave: Lmao potato with lumps 🤣
[2026-05-21 09:10:00] Dave: Hahaha, welcome to the fat nasty fuck club 🤗
[2026-05-21 09:25:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: The potato analogy is hilarious. I love it. I'm sure y'all look like a potato. I definitely do so then that's totally fine. We can just don't don't even go exercise. We can just go be fat together and that's fine. It'll just be more cushion for the pushing So and of course you can start right in on your compliance. That's what I'm here for. I know that you mean good morning when when you say, I'm in such a bad mood what I hear is good morning sweetheart. I'm in such a baby. I know you mean to But it's it's fine. I think you are probably in around your menstrual phase getting close to it or maybe in it according to my account but you know that's all the estimate so let me know when you start so I can fucking. Whatever it's called a line Align my estimates So yeah, the pool guy is at the guy coming to do the gate or something else with your actual pool And life is hard and it sucks and I hate it So Maybe maybe you are in a shitty mood because Christian's coming over because you have to deal with him again or see him again after being so upset about him wanting money yesterday and now he's like coming back over and probably gonna be just like Everything's cool and no big deal So that could be subconsciously putting you in a bad mood I wouldn't doubt that Oh God, why you getting rid of your grill? That doesn't seem like a thing to do And so why are you even going into work? I know you work from home yesterday, but Don't you think it's been long enough that like if you need to take an extra day For something like to handle some shit like it's OK to work from my own like once and a quarter like outside of your one day a week because I haven't heard or seen a thing about people like Checking yet or we like actually counting what day you like doing badge checks or anything like that So I mean, like what does anybody really gonna say if you a director is like oh yeah I had a bunch of shit to do people coming over to work on the house like the fucking home so BFT I don't think it would be a big deal and if it was just be right, take a sick day that's my strategy If anything ever comes up the time fuck it So yeah, there's that I don't know. I think you'll probably be fine. What else did you say? Oh yeah, so the day I get there Yeah, it's totally fine. Do whatever you gotta do with Samir. I could just wait I'm not even sure what time my flight lands but I got to the airport or an Uber or whatever Or just meet you at the office and come in and say hi to me And then we could leave together your PTF So yeah, that's whatever whatever you gotta do. Don't worry about me. I'm just you know my across country. Come see a big deal. I'm totally getting to. It is fine. Yeah, Stephen What so you just get on a call and like tell him what you've been doing or some shit all week and he just sits there and was like OK Like there's no real back-and-forth or what I know we talked about this before but Oh my God It must be something this yawning thing has to be with talking cause I've been up and working all morning and moving around. I'm not tired, but this is the first time I've talked aside from the other message so there must be some connection with talking. So Whatever it is, I hope that your day brightens up a little bit and Maybe you'll feel better if you get to go in early and not have to wait even though I don't think you should go in at all Oh my God, sorry Yeah, I think that's everything But oh, I will actually afford a new you are so hot. I can photo that you sent recently that you're not as fat and gross as you think you are. Any weight you have is probably just floating from eating shit Eating bad and not working out and being on vacation so like you know a couple days of working workouts and eating better will make you feel better and whenever you Get through whatever phase of your cycle you're on right now it's definitely one of the shitty ones are shitty part of the month so once that goes, you get past that you'll feel better too and drop a couple pallets I bet Oh my God You're hot you could gain 20 pounds and be hot as fuck Hundred percent Fucking Just giving you fake 8 inches over here how old yawning So inflating this this number to be deceptive Then when you listen to it, it'll be too late All right, all right all right Whatever bye
[2026-05-21 09:54:00] Sam Willis: You are a disaster 😂😂
[2026-05-21 09:54:00] Sam Willis: The yawning and stretching. Get it together! Lol
[2026-05-21 10:01:00] Dave: I’M the disaster 🤭
[2026-05-21 10:02:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: All right, so what's weird is I didn't yawn at all listening to your yard so now I'm curious talking if I'm going to yawn because I literally like can feel it coming on so I don't know Oh my God This is all weird. It's all fucking like it's fake like it's mental. It's not real I don't know anyway. Don't fucking know I Thank you for saying that I'm hot, but I'm not and I want to be skinny especially when I see you and OK This is the worst part is you know my belly pooch? I swear it's it's sticking out as much as my ass sticks out so like I'm literally like I haven't ass and then I have an ass with my belly pooch just like this very unattractive thing like when you're looking at me from the side, oh my God, but you know what I've been eating good like the past three days I've been home. So what is going on? So anyway that that's been my like just the belly poo is like insane God Lump of potatoes anyway all right enough about me complaining about how shitty I look I will try to get through this message without saying anymore about that dude what is up with the yawn anyway? The grill I can't remember it's like I wanna say Yaki Moto, but that's not an all true like what does that even mean that's probably like Selena I heard off of the movie but it's like one of those like Japanese It looks like an egg, but it's not like the egg you know I can't remember what it's called but anyway, it was Chaz's and Dude, I don't grill. I have no idea how to grill. I'm like I don't know. I'm pretty sure if you open it up it's like probably rusty and shit like Christian used it but it's probably been a good year like what am I gonna do with this thing I'm just gonna put it out during the next. Trash and somebody will pick it up. I couldn't fucking tell you how to use it. I don't even know how to like do the charcoal stuff So yeah So about the working from home, I mean, yeah so people like you do get flagged if you don't badge and like then your time doesn't say telecommute on your time card and like I don't know I don't know I because of how weird Stephen is around me. I feel very weird around him like I don't feel comfortable even asking him or even like telling him like hey can I do this or hey I'm going to do this. So I just don't feel like I have like any Goodwill build up with him whatsoever and I feel like definitely out of all of his direct report I for sure take the most sick time You know like Rachel Medland like works every day never takes fucking time off Chris boys you know like all of them or I feel like I like super reliable and then there's knee. It's just like a basket case all over the place and at the 7:15 AM fucking morning meeting every morning they're all on camera and ready to go for the day and I'm not on camera just halftime. I'm still fucking driving so I just already feel like I stand out as not having my shit together. So it sucks. I just feel whatever. But what's even more annoying is I probably go less than earlier since now? I'm not having my one moment with him like I thought I was going to. Anyway And then I think next week there's gonna be some announcements about who's finally getting These MD roles in STS Messaging because I was telling Josh and Leah they were asking if Steven's gotten back to me about any help with this I said no he keeps pushing me off and like not give me an answer and he said he's delayed because of next week is my guess I'm like what's next week So I have a feeling like if he's getting a new job Then, yeah, oh my God What the fuck man literally what the fuck So I don't wanna ask him so have you heard when they're gonna announce who's gonna get the new roles? Fucker, I don't know. Maybe it's a good thing if he goes to STS and then I don't have to report to him because he's fucking is a terrible boss. All right, I digress have you heard any mumbling from Eric on anything any big change ups So Also What else? I don't know what you said oh couple things try to remind me. I gotta try to remember. I have to call my doctor and get refills for my Wellbutrin because I only have two days left and the pharmacy messaged me yesterday and said that they haven't heard back from my doctor to refill it and that is a problem. I cannot run out so especially cause like it's gonna be a long weekend. I've gotta get that figured out today and I'll probably have to wait till like 2 o'clock when I get done with all these fucking meetings speaking of meetings. I have one in four minutes. The other thing is. Let me let you go so I can check
[2026-05-21 10:17:00] Sam Willis: I think I’m depressed
[2026-05-21 10:17:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-05-21 10:24:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-05-21 10:24:00] Dave: The yawning
[2026-05-21 10:25:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-21 10:25:00] Dave: Bro
[2026-05-21 10:25:00] Dave: …your front-butt
[2026-05-21 10:26:00] Dave: 2 weeks ago my belly like, actually hung… HUNG over my belt. That is definitely not the way I ever wanted to use that word 🤦‍♂️
[2026-05-21 10:27:00] Dave: Seriously
[2026-05-21 10:27:00] Dave: Thank goddess it has regressed to at least not HANGING lol. But I’m not going to be in anywhere near the shape I wanted to be in either so seriously, don’t even worry about it.
[2026-05-21 10:28:00] Sam Willis: Lmaoooo
[2026-05-21 10:28:00] Sam Willis: Lmaoooo
[2026-05-21 10:29:00] Sam Willis: Yes charcoal
[2026-05-21 10:29:00] Dave: Oh is it a charcoal grill?
[2026-05-21 10:29:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-05-21 10:29:00] Dave: And the yawning
[2026-05-21 10:29:00] Dave: Hahaha I love the lumpy potato spore reference
[2026-05-21 10:29:00] Dave: Yeah fuck that lol
[2026-05-21 10:30:00] Sam Willis: The potatoes too like are symbolic of my cellulite too
[2026-05-21 10:30:00] Dave: You get/what system?
[2026-05-21 10:30:00] Sam Willis: 😩
[2026-05-21 10:30:00] Dave: That seems like way too much work
[2026-05-21 10:31:00] Sam Willis: That my TI system. If anyone checks it.
[2026-05-21 10:31:00] Dave: I get what you feeling comfortable asking the things
[2026-05-21 10:31:00] Sam Willis: That my TI system. If anyone checks it.
[2026-05-21 10:32:00] Dave: Lol.. MARK IT FUCKING ZERO
[2026-05-21 10:32:00] Dave: Well mark it telecommute. I’m not saying you should lie. I’m saying you should just do it and mark it…
[2026-05-21 10:33:00] Dave: No, nothing from Eric
[2026-05-21 10:34:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, a couple random things I don't know if you've noticed but it's Spotify is 20th anniversary 20th year did I tell you this already and so you can click on it? They have a playlist that they put together of all of your favorite songs and over you know ever since you got Spotify it tells you what when you join Spotify it tells you what your first ever song was that you listen to it tells you who you're like. Artist is that you've listened to the most and I think even the song that you listened to the most ever since you got Spotify so anyway, I've been listening to my playlist and it's been pretty nice The other thing OK you know how sometimes you stay at somebody's house and then you Sorry you stay at somebody's house and then you're close. Start smelling like that house Yeah, so I washed some of my clothes at my parents house and I'm wearing a shirt today that I washed over there and like it just smells like their house and like it's not bad but it's just not the smell of my house so I don't love it. Also speaking of snow of house. I don't know how much you like talking about farts or dogs asses but holy fuck I don't know what the fuck my dogs why they're having such digestion problems but they're all gassy and they all Reek so bad like you walk into my office where I was working yesterday and it's just like terrible this morning too. I'm like what the fuck is happening so I don't know the whole fucking house just freaks like dog farts cause they're obviously having the problems so I don't even know maybe it's like Layla's antibiotics. Man The other thing I was gonna tell you Maybe that was it I think that was it for now I don't know Zero
[2026-05-21 10:35:00] Dave: My Spotify aint got that shit!!
[2026-05-21 10:37:00] Dave: Lmao.. your dogs
[2026-05-21 10:38:00] Sam Willis: It’s sooooooo bad
[2026-05-21 11:04:00] Dave: Disregard. I do have the Spotify anniversary thing
[2026-05-21 11:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-21 11:36:00] Sam Willis: 3 times. Ugh. Get it the fuck together ppl
[2026-05-21 11:37:00] Sam Willis: What’s your first song ever played?!?
[2026-05-21 11:37:00] Sam Willis: What’s your first song ever played?!?
[2026-05-21 11:37:00] Sam Willis: Why do IIII need to call. The lack of communication between drs and pharmacies is maddening
[2026-05-21 12:08:00] Dave: I don’t even bother going through the pharmacy. Providers typically prefer that you just call them directly for you refill and they’ll send it in, rather than fucking with the janky ass pharmacy system
[2026-05-21 12:09:00] Dave: First day was June 2012
[2026-05-21 12:09:00] Dave: 17,980 songs listened to
[2026-05-21 12:11:00] Dave: Well-played: I checked out my first song, top listens, and all-time hits since my first day on Spotify, 6/9/12. Find yours at Your Party of The Year(s)!
[2026-05-21 12:11:00] Dave: https://open.spotify.com/presents/partyoftheyears Your Party Of The Year(s) Pick your favorite all-time listening stats to share with the world.
[2026-05-21 12:27:00] Sam Willis: No that’s probably right
[2026-05-21 12:27:00] Sam Willis: But I think it’s wrong bc it says my first day was in 2014
[2026-05-21 12:27:00] Sam Willis: lol ignore me
[2026-05-21 12:27:00] Sam Willis: Oh wait
[2026-05-21 12:27:00] Sam Willis: The link takes me to mine
[2026-05-21 12:28:00] Dave: https://open.spotify.com/track/4Li2WHPkuyCdtmokzW2007 Ni**as In Paris JAŸ-Z, Kanye West · Watch The Throne (Deluxe) · Song · 2011
[2026-05-21 12:28:00] Dave: First song
[2026-05-21 12:30:00] Sam Willis: Of course it is lol
[2026-05-21 12:33:00] Dave: I actually thought it was going to be this, but I guess this is the first song I added to my favorites
[2026-05-21 12:33:00] Dave: https://open.spotify.com/track/1RAWeyD1GhVfsrSBwn6eR9 Light Up The Sky (Solomon Olds Remix) [feat. Solomon Olds] Thousand Foot Krutch, Solomon Olds · Metamorphosiz: The End Remixes, Vol. 1 · Song · 2012
[2026-05-21 12:33:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-21 12:34:00] Dave: 727 song on my liked songs
[2026-05-21 13:03:00] Sam Willis: I only have 359 lol
[2026-05-21 13:47:00] Sam Willis: Do you think Graham crackers expire?
[2026-05-21 14:00:00] Dave: No. They just get stale
[2026-05-21 14:00:00] Sam Willis: I get the sense that Michael c can’t stand JB
[2026-05-21 14:00:00] Dave: How does gabby feel about him?
[2026-05-21 14:00:00] Dave: Oooh really?
[2026-05-21 14:00:00] Dave: No. They just get stale
[2026-05-21 14:04:00] Dave: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
[2026-05-21 14:33:00] Sam Willis: Great job baby
[2026-05-21 14:33:00] Sam Willis: You little shit, you!!!
[2026-05-21 14:33:00] Sam Willis: Crushing it!!!!
[2026-05-21 14:55:00] Sam Willis: She tolerates
[2026-05-21 14:55:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going? I’ve been non stop meetings or IMing.
[2026-05-21 14:55:00] Sam Willis: She tolerates
[2026-05-21 14:57:00] Dave: Yeah I thought you said you had non-stop meetings
[2026-05-21 14:58:00] Dave: I’ve been kinda busy too. And I was feeling a little off/depressed earlier, I think because it’s overcast and on and off rainy. But I actually feel fine now since my run 😊
[2026-05-21 15:01:00] Dave: Hbu? How’s your grumpiness doing?
[2026-05-21 15:09:00] Dave: Probably while you’re still at work…
[2026-05-21 15:09:00] Dave: So he can steal stuff
[2026-05-21 15:09:00] Dave: And what about the pool guy? Did you tell me if it was for the gate or the actual pool?
[2026-05-21 15:09:00] Dave: Is Christian coming over to get the rest of his stuff while you’re at work or waiting until you get home?
[2026-05-21 15:49:00] Sam Willis: I’m driving home but I’m still listening to calls on my drive. Sigh
[2026-05-21 15:50:00] Dave: uggggh
[2026-05-21 16:07:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: It has been such a busy day and I still feel like a good go home for like six freaking hours There's a lot going on but anyway, OK I'm sorry that you were feeling down earlier too. You didn't even tell me, but I'm glad that the run helped of course stupid fucking exercise helped God isn't that bullshit Worst but either way, I'm glad that you're out of your phone hopefully also I've been meaning to ask so as a long weekend so what are you going to do with your weekend? Do you guys have like memorial Day fun plans? Or what I am going to like late lunch early dinner is that called dinner With some girlfriends on Sunday, it is the last day of AZ restaurant week and then Monday I'm going to rescue friends house and with some other rescue friends and going to eat bunches of food Otherwise, I'm just gonna work out Saturday and Sunday oh and I plan on Saturday starting to paint but we'll see anyway pool guy this morning was just the normal weekly pool cleaning guy he couldn't make it over yesterday But the welder guy who's gonna fix the cool gate emailed me this morning and asked if he can and I said after 330 and he hasn't responded so when I get home, I need to text him cause I need to get an estimate on what that's going to take to fix the fucking gate so yeah anyway What else? A lot going on a lot a lot with work, so Christian has not Clover. I haven't heard when he's coming over. I'm guessing after he's done working so I might just start boxing up the shit now. I'm sure I think I'm going to cause I have a couple boxes so Anyhow, all right well I am like 20 minutes away from being home and I'm very very excited and I'm starving cause I haven't had lunch So yeah, I should make myself some eggs that sounds so good. I haven't had eggs in forever I mean like so all right tell me what's up with you.
[2026-05-21 16:13:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Also, the Midland job is no longer posted so I don't know if that's good or bad And I haven't heard anything so I just feel like it's like not a thing which fine if it's not a thing then it wasn't meant to be a thing I do truly believe that shit largely works out as a shit even though life is fucking crazy and it doesn't always seem that way, but Anyway, I know I don't know, but I'm just gonna keep on applying and I actually looked at my résumé yesterday and I'm like shit sounds good like what's the issue here? Why is nobody calling me back? I should at least get one fucking interview. I think a lot of of it though was like you can't even get a fucking human to look at your résumé before it gets chewed up and spit fucking machine. So like I'm even putting all the fucking keywords in there the thing I haven't done that I guess I need to do is put the job posting into Claude along with my résumé and then tailored for every fucking job application. I really don't want to do that I really really don't. I just feel like fuck this system. This is so rigged but it's like not even rigged. For anybody in particular like nobody's winning this game I don't understand. I guess they fucking companies that are making more go people but I mean these are open job positions so obviously they're looking to fill it so like what is happening here
[2026-05-21 16:13:00] Dave: It’s wasn’t a big thing. Not enuf to mention
[2026-05-21 16:14:00] Dave: For the weekend
[2026-05-21 16:14:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Sorry, one more thing the only jobs that are safe are manual fucking labor and I just don't have that in me. I don't know what trade I could possibly do none so I just feel like. What am I gonna do like? I cannot be a corporate America person forever can I like? I feel like I don't even know, but I cannot do manual labor.
[2026-05-21 16:14:00] Dave: Nothing
[2026-05-21 16:14:00] Dave: Oooh look at you! Doing all the peopleing!!
[2026-05-21 16:17:00] Dave: It isn’t just you! This is a big deal in the world right now.
[2026-05-21 16:17:00] Dave: Oh yeah! Shit will work out either way. But just because it’s closed doesn’t mean anything!
[2026-05-21 16:18:00] Dave: People are applying for HUNDREDS of jobs and not getting a single call.
[2026-05-21 16:20:00] Sam Willis: I know but it’s bullshit for all of us
[2026-05-21 16:20:00] Sam Willis: People need to take our power back
[2026-05-21 16:21:00] Dave: Were only getting farther and farther away from that
[2026-05-21 16:21:00] Dave: But I agree
[2026-05-21 16:21:00] Dave: All we have to do is get dum dums to quit voting against their own interests for dipshits like trump
[2026-05-21 16:22:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, we'll talk. Did we talk about this or I don't know where I saw this but basically the first off we do need to take our power back like I don't know if fucking have what we need to rise up. Like we as the people are you fucking kidding I can't turn into my goddamn neighborhood Oh yeah oh shit oh, I don't. I don't know if you were supposed to do that anyway. Jesus Christ so Sorry, all the traffic is cut off and so I'm trying to figure out how the fuck to get home. Do you fucking mind anyway I read Read something though that basically this whole lane off people to make room for AI thing like it's at the end of the day Like what is the word funding oh my God I'm so sorry. This is the most whacked out fucking audio message ever but basically the money we're gonna need to continue with like pride and a status in errors and just like how much power that's gonna require like that is gonna cost way more than just keeping people employed. So this is all just a fucking scam. It's all a scam. OK I gotta figure out how to get home. This is fucking whack.
[2026-05-21 16:34:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, that was one of an audio message I love it though it's so candid But no the Hole so yeah, there's the whole power cost but the real issue is like there's so much more like going on with the job market and the economy in general like The US is debt is catching up with it again and The fucking hole that the economy dip shit Trump is done with everything you sound like tariffs and stuff. It's just been detrimental to like to the economy. There's so much I don't know. I'm like well-versed enough with it to explain it, but I watch a lot of stuff about what's going on and like right now they were just in China like last week or this week or whatever cause they're basically restructuring the world currency. Before cause right now, like this is the only time ever that The stock market has continued to grow up, but the value of the currency has gone down I think is what it is Because we've been just printing extra money for so long now that that's one of the causes of inflation and like the oil shortage from the whole Iran affair hasn't even hit us yet And that you know it's gonna be not just gas prices but grocery prices because guess what it takes to get food to the grocery store takes fuel same with air travel, and same with like trains and you know products and things being moved around all of that Is gonna cause in price prices to increase like everywhere potentially significantly like I'm not to scare you or like feed into here already you know What's a good word? Nature But like I think we're on the verge of like a real crisis in the country Between the way, the economy is the way AI is doing things A lot of this has been made Trump administration, removing regulations on everything I watched something last night about predatory loans were like one of the first things Republicans did was deregulate that horrendous recent now motherfuckers are like Given loans with thousand percent interest and it's ridiculous shit like obviously bad for society shit that people still just love these motherfuckers and vote for him but then so there's the AI thing there's the currency there's the civil unrest that we have like It's getting rough out there Yeah
[2026-05-21 16:35:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-21 16:35:00] Sam Willis: I recorded that last one like 10 min ago and just realized it never sent
[2026-05-21 16:35:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh the other thing I wanted to tell you is that yesterday was the first day I've ever heard you yell at your dogs and it was it was Totally different. I never do sound like that before so yeah.
[2026-05-21 16:42:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, well that's all extremely fucking depressing. I mean everything you said I agree with and no and. This is why I'm just gonna watch trash TV and eat my chocolate But I got on here to say that LinkedIn Wellington Reddit keeps giving me notification for some reason only on the jobs and like recruiting health Reddit I must've accidentally signed up or something but anyway One guy in the commas, he basically said that he had plans to commit end of this year Nobody responded to it. I didn't see how long ago posted it but like literally and it wasn't like. You know one of those super jokey type of messages even like yeah I'm I'm gonna kill myself. I have plans to end of this year. I can't do this anymore. I don't know it seemed pretty legit so I was like yeah that's fucked up.
[2026-05-21 16:59:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Is it fucked up though like I mean? Why not? You know like I mean sure sure like if he's got a family blah blah blah but like there's some dude and he can't find a job and he just sick of the bullshit. Why not just check out like if he wants to work Who are you say that bad wrong you know none of us were like. I asked if we wanted to be here. So you know I don't have we ever talked about this because I have a very strong opinion on suicide I don't know. Strong opinion is the right word but like whenever somebody asked me like a therapist or does anybody? Have you ever thought about killing yourself? What the fuck yeah Everyone I don't think that's a bad thing you know there's just like this preconception that everybody wants to be here has to be here and should fucking be here like there's lots of people that shouldn't be alive because they're fucking pedophiles and assholes and shitheads so like What if I am just done being here and decide I wanna end it like who's fucking business? Is that of anyone else's like? Who are you to tell me that That I should do that Now you know, I'm not gonna let you know I'm not suicidal, but there is an argument to be made for just killing yourself. Think about how much easier everything would be. It wouldn't even be that was easier. It would be that you just wouldn't exist anymore like you wouldn't kill yourself and then be like oh damn I wish I didn't do that. Because it's just the end it's just over you know What I'm saying, right?
[2026-05-21 17:00:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So another thing that trips people up Is if I say, I wish I would've never born because I'll tell you right now. I definitely wish I was never born. Legitimately like I would love to have never been born Because I wouldn't have to deal with any of the shit stuff I have to deal with and I wouldn't miss any of the good things because I just never would have been said it's like a win-win Right like that makes sense send it
[2026-05-21 17:02:00] Sam Willis: IIIII am glad that you were born
[2026-05-21 17:02:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-21 17:03:00] Sam Willis: I hear you. You’re not the norm. But I hear you lol
[2026-05-21 18:35:00] Sam Willis: Ughhhhh
[2026-05-21 18:35:00] Dave: The “best” is….
[2026-05-21 18:35:00] Sam Willis: I hate how like it’s a constant struggle between “the best form of self care is exercise and health” vs the best form is self care is rest
[2026-05-21 18:36:00] Sam Willis: But when do you know which one you should do!!!!
[2026-05-21 18:36:00] Dave: You do both consistently
[2026-05-21 18:36:00] Sam Willis: Or if you’re out of balance!! Ughhh
[2026-05-21 18:36:00] Dave: All the time
[2026-05-21 18:36:00] Dave: Both 😘
[2026-05-21 18:37:00] Sam Willis: There’s no classes tomorrow
[2026-05-21 18:37:00] Sam Willis: But fineeeee. I’ll do stuff from home
[2026-05-21 18:37:00] Sam Willis: I was like read what?!?
[2026-05-21 18:37:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-21 18:37:00] Sam Willis: So you’re telling me now that I need to go work out? When all I want to do is rest?
[2026-05-21 18:37:00] Dave: Work out tomorrow
[2026-05-21 18:37:00] Dave: No
[2026-05-21 18:37:00] Dave: Go rest
[2026-05-21 18:38:00] Dave: I know you’re having a rough day
[2026-05-21 18:38:00] Dave: You don’t need a class to exercise sweetie
[2026-05-21 18:38:00] Sam Willis: It’s fine. I hate life but it’s fine.
[2026-05-21 18:38:00] Dave: I’m sorry baby
[2026-05-21 18:38:00] Dave: And here I am giving you actual advice like an asshole
[2026-05-21 18:38:00] Dave: Let’s start over
[2026-05-21 18:39:00] Dave: Fuck the world
[2026-05-21 18:39:00] Sam Willis: No I need your actual advice
[2026-05-21 18:39:00] Dave: I know right?! It’s such bullshit!
[2026-05-21 18:39:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to look up a therapist tonight too
[2026-05-21 18:39:00] Dave: I know right?! It’s such bullshit!
[2026-05-21 18:39:00] Dave: You should just go lay down
[2026-05-21 18:40:00] Dave: Don’t do shit
[2026-05-21 18:40:00] Sam Willis: I feel like I should go exercise the dogs but I don’t want to. Ugh. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
[2026-05-21 18:40:00] Sam Willis: How are you
[2026-05-21 18:40:00] Dave: Eat cookies
[2026-05-21 18:40:00] Sam Willis: Anyway
[2026-05-21 18:40:00] Dave: Fuck it
[2026-05-21 18:41:00] Sam Willis: Already done 🤭
[2026-05-21 18:41:00] Dave: Maybe you should eat some more
[2026-05-21 18:42:00] Sam Willis: We will see
[2026-05-21 18:43:00] Dave: I’m fine. Just chillin
[2026-05-21 18:44:00] Dave: Watching some Karen get fucked up
[2026-05-21 18:44:00] Dave: With wiggle berry
[2026-05-21 18:44:00] Sam Willis: Yassss!! YouTube?
[2026-05-21 18:44:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-21 18:44:00] Sam Willis: Oh that reminds me. I’m sooooo gonna watch some murder
[2026-05-21 18:45:00] Sam Willis: Shut uppppp
[2026-05-21 18:45:00] Sam Willis: That’s called muscle!
[2026-05-21 18:45:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-21 18:45:00] Dave: See?
[2026-05-21 18:45:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-05-21 18:45:00] Dave: Look how fat my neck is
[2026-05-21 18:46:00] Dave: THAT is not muscle
[2026-05-21 18:46:00] Dave: But nice try
[2026-05-21 18:47:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm all I’m thinking about is you fucking me 🥵
[2026-05-21 18:48:00] Dave: You know what fantasy I’ve been having? 😈😏
[2026-05-21 18:48:00] Sam Willis: Do tell!!
[2026-05-21 18:52:00] Sam Willis: Ooooooooo 🥵🥵
[2026-05-21 18:52:00] Dave: You pick me up from the airport and we decide to go straight to the grocery store but before we go in, we get in the back of your car to make out for a little 🤭…. But it evolves into you climbing on top of me. You take my cock out and that’s when I find out you don’t have anything on under your dress because I feel your hot, soaking wet pussy slide right down me 🥵
[2026-05-21 18:53:00] Sam Willis: 🫠
[2026-05-21 18:53:00] Sam Willis: That is extremely hott ❤️❤️
[2026-05-21 18:53:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm your cock feels soooo amazing
[2026-05-21 18:53:00] Dave: I’m glad you liked it
[2026-05-21 18:53:00] Dave: I’m throbbing hard just typing that 🥵
[2026-05-21 18:53:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-21 18:54:00] Dave: I can’t wait to slide it inside you
[2026-05-21 18:55:00] Dave: But on the other side of that fantasy coin…
[2026-05-21 18:56:00] Sam Willis: I was thinking about how just getting to the grocery store will be so long!!
[2026-05-21 18:56:00] Dave: Idk if I want to fuck you that soon or tease you until you beg me to 🤔 😈
[2026-05-21 18:57:00] Sam Willis: I know!!!
[2026-05-21 18:57:00] Dave: Especially when I’m groping your tits the whole drive
[2026-05-21 18:57:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-05-21 18:57:00] Sam Willis: We’ve never had to wait to start making out with each other!
[2026-05-21 18:57:00] Dave: That’s gonna be weird.
[2026-05-21 18:58:00] Dave: My fantasies don’t always consider all the logistics ok!
[2026-05-21 18:58:00] Sam Willis: And you want to go straight to the grocery store after having about a 45 min car ride??
[2026-05-21 18:58:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-05-21 19:00:00] Dave: Just to 😘
[2026-05-21 19:00:00] Dave: We could always pull over somewhere on the side of the road for a minute 🤪
[2026-05-21 19:01:00] Sam Willis: Possibly 😝
[2026-05-21 19:11:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I'm watching the show perfect match and of course it's a trashy reality TV dating show and the point is is like every like night or every two nights like there's a bunch of singles in this house and then you match up and then if you don't have a match at the end of the night then you have to leave Well, like so a lot of people like match from day one and then they continue to match continue to match, but there's all these tests of like other singles coming in and you know like none of these people are in legit committed relationships but the amount of jealousy like this one woman is driving me Insane because she's so jealous in this guy like is literally just talking to other women like he doesn't owe anything just because I've been matching for the past what we like who gives a flying fuck it's just insanity the amount of jealousy
[2026-05-21 19:13:00] Sam Willis: Christian’s on his way over
[2026-05-21 19:41:00] Dave: Hopefully he doesn’t ask for more money 🤭
[2026-05-21 19:41:00] Dave: Lmk how that goes
[2026-05-21 20:15:00] Sam Willis: He just left. It was fine. He still didn’t get everything lol but we found more stuff from him to take. Like old dishes and Kai’s paint brushes and stuff
[2026-05-21 20:31:00] Dave: It’s a half day anyway
[2026-05-21 20:31:00] Dave: Don’t
[2026-05-21 20:31:00] Sam Willis: Yupppp
[2026-05-21 20:31:00] Dave: So, back to trash tv?
[2026-05-21 20:31:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to go to work tomorrow
[2026-05-21 20:31:00] Sam Willis: I might make myself a drink too
[2026-05-21 20:31:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-21 20:32:00] Dave: Ain’t nobody gonna sweat it
[2026-05-21 20:33:00] Sam Willis: I know so why like waste a sick day or whatever. I’ll just suck it up.
[2026-05-21 20:36:00] Dave: That actually makes me really happy to hear
[2026-05-21 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Also I have realized I’m going to give myself grace like until next week. I’m still going through a lot of transitioning and I don’t need to be like super woman productive and shit
[2026-05-21 20:36:00] Dave: Good for you sweetie 🥰
[2026-05-21 20:36:00] Dave: No I mean just don’t go
[2026-05-21 20:39:00] Sam Willis: Thanks baby
[2026-05-21 20:41:00] Sam Willis: I’m trying to trick my brain atleast lol
[2026-05-21 21:20:00] Sam Willis: He is such a fucking asshole
[2026-05-21 21:20:00] Sam Willis: Jesse to Candace. It’s literally a 90 min therapy session that she has to do
[2026-05-21 21:21:00] Sam Willis: The kids are fucking 12 and like 9 yrs old. Fuck offffff
[2026-05-21 21:22:00] Dave: Yeah what an ass
[2026-05-21 21:23:00] Dave: Like, he’s gonna come get them for 90 mins lol
[2026-05-21 21:23:00] Dave: It’s not like it’s a whole day
[2026-05-21 21:23:00] Sam Willis: And that’s not how this shit works. Like in no world can she not have a boyfriend watch the kids.
[2026-05-21 21:24:00] Dave: Is this Sunil?
[2026-05-21 21:24:00] Sam Willis: Typically right of first refusal is anything over 8 hrs
[2026-05-21 21:25:00] Dave: Watching them
[2026-05-21 21:25:00] Sam Willis: Fucking tool
[2026-05-21 21:25:00] Sam Willis: Yea
[2026-05-21 21:26:00] Sam Willis: Yassss!!
[2026-05-21 21:26:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-05-21 21:26:00] Dave: 2.5 weeks from now we’ll be watching Pulp Fiction 🤭
[2026-05-21 21:27:00] Sam Willis: Night night baby
[2026-05-21 21:27:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams!
[2026-05-21 21:27:00] Dave: But 2.5 minutes from now I’m going to be asleep
[2026-05-21 21:28:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-05-21 21:28:00] Dave: You’re the best, and I love you 💕
[2026-05-21 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Same!!
[2026-05-21 21:28:00] Dave: Goodnight sweetiepie
[2026-05-21 21:28:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-05-21 21:29:00] Sam Willis: I love youuuuu

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DAY OVERVIEW Wednesday, Dave and Sam have a playful, sexually charged conversation with moments of vulnerability and frustration. The defining theme is their anticipation and planning for their upcoming visit and activities.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Compliments and Affection - Dave expresses admiration for Sam’s appearance, calling her sexy and beautiful, and reminisces about photos from the previous night. - Emotional register: Tender, affectionate. - Notable quote: "You're so freaking sexy. I just can't even. You're the best."

Mood and Self-Image
Sam shares her frustration with her physical appearance and lack of motivation to work out, feeling self-conscious about her body.
Emotional register: Vulnerable, frustrated.
Notable quote: "I'm in such a bad mood. I hate everything. I feel like a fucking fat nasty fuck."
Work and Professional Life
Sam discusses her difficulties with work, including tension with her boss, time management issues, and the stress of upcoming responsibilities.
Emotional register: Anxious, frustrated.
Notable quote: "I feel like I'm a basket case all over the place."
Personal Life and Relationships
Sam mentions her plans for the long weekend, including catching up with friends and a rescue event, and her concerns about her ex, Christian, coming over.
Emotional register: Mixed, with some relief and some tension.
Notable quote: "Christian has not come over. I'm sure I think I'm going to cause I have a couple boxes."
Health and Wellness
Sam’s concerns about her health, including needing refills for her Wellbutrin, and her plans to care for her pets and manage her house.
Emotional register: Anxious, concerned.
Notable quote: "I have to call my doctor and get refills for my Wellbutrin."
Career and Job Search
Sam expresses her frustration with the job market, the difficulty of finding a job, and her feelings about her current career.
Emotional register: Frustrated, disillusioned.
Notable quote: "The only jobs that are safe are manual fucking labor and I just don't have that in me."
Economic and Political Concerns
Dave and Sam discuss the state of the US economy, the impact of political decisions, and the challenges of the job market.
Emotional register: Concerned, critical.
Notable quote: "The US is debt is catching up with it again."
Suicide and Mental Health
Dave shares his controversial views on suicide, suggesting it can be a valid choice for some people.
Emotional register: Thoughtful, controversial.
Notable quote: "I definitely wish I was never born."
Self-Care and Balance
Sam and Dave discuss the importance of self-care, balancing rest and exercise, and the challenges of maintaining this balance.
Emotional register: Reflective, understanding.
Notable quote: "It’s a constant struggle between 'the best form of self-care is exercise and health' vs 'the best form is rest.'"
Future Plans and Anticipation
- Dave and Sam discuss their plans for the weekend, including a grocery run, a movie night, and potential shooting trip.
- Emotional register: Anticipatory, playful.
- Notable quote: "I can't wait to see you. I'm so excited."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave expresses his sexual fantasies and longing for Sam, imagining intimate moments and teasing her. - Sam responds with her own fantasies and expresses her desire for Dave. - Notable quotes: "I like the total package. I love you," and "I can't wait to smother you."

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave initiates playful and affectionate exchanges, while Sam expresses vulnerability and frustration. - There is a dynamic of anticipation and longing, with both expressing their desire for their upcoming visit. - Dave’s expressions of love and admiration contrast with Sam’s self-critical mood, creating a tender and supportive dynamic.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine, I hope you slept so well." — Dave, affectionate greeting. - "You're so freaking sexy. I just can't even." — Dave, admiring and tender. - "I'm in such a bad mood. I hate everything." — Sam, expressing frustration. - "I feel like a fucking fat nasty fuck." — Sam, self-critical and vulnerable. - "I can't wait to see you. I'm so excited." — Dave, anticipatory and affectionate.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Their upcoming visit and activities, including a grocery run, movie night, and potential shooting trip. - Sam’s concerns about her health and job search. - The unresolved tension with her ex and work challenges. - Their ongoing discussions about self-care and the balance between rest and exercise.

MOOD MAP playful tenderness → vulnerable frustration → anticipatory longing

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

Messages exchanged

243

82.7 fewer; previous daily average 325.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation sessions

30

No numeric change; previous daily average 30.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure	Dave	Sam Willis
Messages sent	130 · 53%	113 · 47%
Average reply time	3m 7s (n=57)	4m 23s (n=58)
Conversation starts	1 of 1 · 100%	0 of 1 · 0%

Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

Dave replying to Sam Willis: 3m 7s (n=57). 56% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 0s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 539 historical observations).
Sam Willis replying to Dave: 4m 23s (n=58). 33% longer; pooled historical mean 3m 18s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 541 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 50.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 50.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 10 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 4m 44s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 96.7%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

Message volume: 25% lower than the previous daily average of 325.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 56% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 0s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 539 historical observations).
Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 33% longer; pooled historical mean 3m 18s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 541 historical observations).

Conversation rhythm

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Signals in your messages

Share of all 243 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update46 · 19%

Humor42 · 17%

Affection27 · 11%

Frustration26 · 11%

Emotional support21 · 9%

All other signals

Vulnerability18 · 7%

Checking in15 · 6%

Excitement8 · 3%

Sexting8 · 3%

Disagreement7 · 3%

Planning7 · 3%

Appreciation6 · 2%

Encouragement4 · 2%

Flirting4 · 2%

Deep sharing3 · 1%

Boundary setting2 · 1%

Request2 · 1%

Unmet need1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender

Dave: Humor (25), Status update (22), Emotional support (13), Affection (12), Frustration (10)
Sam Willis: Status update (24), Humor (17), Frustration (16), Affection (15), Vulnerability (12)

Tension and positive follow-ups

14 of 28 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (50%).

14 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 47s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 28 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-05-21 10:29:00 AM · Dave
And the yawning
Context · 2026-05-21 10:29:00 AM · Dave
Hahaha I love the lumpy potato spore reference
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-05-21 10:29:00 AM · Dave
Yeah fuck that lol
Context · 2026-05-21 10:30:00 AM · Sam Willis
The potatoes too like are symbolic of my cellulite too
Context · 2026-05-21 10:30:00 AM · Dave
You get flagged by who/what system?

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-05-21 10:30:00 AM · Dave
You get flagged by who/what system?
Context · 2026-05-21 10:30:00 AM · Sam Willis
😩
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-05-21 10:30:00 AM · Dave
That seems like way too much work
Context · 2026-05-21 10:31:00 AM · Sam Willis
That my TI system. If anyone checks it.
Positive follow-up · 2026-05-21 10:31:00 AM · Dave
I get what you mean by not feeling comfortable asking the things

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

Context · 2026-05-21 10:35:00 AM · Dave
My Spotify aint got that shit!!
Context · 2026-05-21 10:37:00 AM · Dave
Lmao.. your dogs
Tension signal Episode start/end · 2026-05-21 10:38:00 AM · Sam Willis
It’s sooooooo bad
Context · 2026-05-21 11:04:00 AM · Dave
Disregard. I do have the Spotify anniversary thing
Context · 2026-05-21 11:36:00 AM · Sam Willis
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Messages with detected signals and calculation details

212 of 243 messages (87.2%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender	With a signal	Share
Dave	108 / 130	83.1%
Sam Willis	104 / 113	92.0%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal	Average model score
Affection	0.79
Appreciation	0.80
Boundary setting	0.70
Checking in	0.65
Deep sharing	0.80
Disagreement	0.67
Emotional support	0.70
Encouragement	0.64
Excitement	0.76
Flirting	0.86
Frustration	0.68
Humor	0.69
Planning	0.72
Request	0.60
Sexting	0.88
Status update	0.62
Unmet need	0.60
Vulnerability	0.70

Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
Prompt: signals.v2
Generated: 2026-09-15 20:55:24
Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 27 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

Detected signal · 2026-05-21 08:09:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well and are bounding downstairs as we speak to each cereal I want to say that I was just looking at those photos from last night and you were so freaking sexy You…
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Dave
You get a whole message worth of compliments today 👸
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ever.

score 0.88 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

Context · 2026-05-21 08:09:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well and are bounding downstairs as we speak to each cereal I want to say that I was just looking at those photos from last night and you were so freaking sexy You…
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Dave
You get a whole message worth of compliments today 👸
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ever.
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
In the morning.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.697

Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
In the morning.
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
There will be no “bounding” down the stairs.
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Morning sexy
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
I hate everything. But you. And the pets. ☺️
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
☺️☺️ listening to all your compliments

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Morning sexy
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
I hate everything. But you. And the pets. ☺️
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
☺️☺️ listening to all your compliments
Context · 2026-05-21 08:27:00 AM · Sam Willis
You’re adorable
Context · 2026-05-21 09:08:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'm in such a bad mood. I know this will be no surprise to you, but I have to be in my face because I just hate everything Also, I am just feeling like a fucking fat nasty fuck and I haven't worked out in like two weeks more…

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-05-21 10:29:00 AM · Sam Willis
lol
Context · 2026-05-21 10:29:00 AM · Dave
And the yawning
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 10:29:00 AM · Dave
Hahaha I love the lumpy potato spore reference
Context · 2026-05-21 10:29:00 AM · Dave
Yeah fuck that lol
Context · 2026-05-21 10:30:00 AM · Sam Willis
The potatoes too like are symbolic of my cellulite too

score 0.90 · confidence 1.0

Context · 2026-05-21 04:59:00 PM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Is it fucked up though like I mean? Why not? You know like I mean sure sure like if he's got a family blah blah blah but like there's some dude and he can't find a job and he just sick of the bullshit. Why…
Context · 2026-05-21 05:00:00 PM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: So another thing that trips people up Is if I say, I wish I would've never born because I'll tell you right now. I definitely wish I was never born. Legitimately like I would love to have never been born Be…
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 05:02:00 PM · Sam Willis
IIIII am glad that you were born
Context · 2026-05-21 05:02:00 PM · Sam Willis
<no text>
Context · 2026-05-21 05:03:00 PM · Sam Willis
I hear you. You’re not the norm. But I hear you lol

Boundary setting

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-21 08:15:00 PM · Sam Willis
He just left. It was fine. He still didn’t get everything lol but we found more stuff from him to take. Like old dishes and Kai’s paint brushes and stuff
Context · 2026-05-21 08:31:00 PM · Dave
It’s a half day anyway
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 08:31:00 PM · Dave
Don’t
Context · 2026-05-21 08:31:00 PM · Sam Willis
Yupppp
Context · 2026-05-21 08:31:00 PM · Dave
So, back to trash tv?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-21 08:36:00 PM · Sam Willis
Also I have realized I’m going to give myself grace like until next week. I’m still going through a lot of transitioning and I don’t need to be like super woman productive and shit
Context · 2026-05-21 08:36:00 PM · Dave
Good for you sweetie 🥰
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 08:36:00 PM · Dave
No I mean just don’t go
Context · 2026-05-21 08:39:00 PM · Sam Willis
Thanks baby
Context · 2026-05-21 08:41:00 PM · Sam Willis
I’m trying to trick my brain atleast lol

Checking in

Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
☺️☺️ listening to all your compliments
Context · 2026-05-21 08:27:00 AM · Sam Willis
You’re adorable
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 09:08:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'm in such a bad mood. I know this will be no surprise to you, but I have to be in my face because I just hate everything Also, I am just feeling like a fucking fat nasty fuck and I haven't worked out in like two weeks more…
Context · 2026-05-21 09:09:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Speaking of the devil, he just moved our one on one to today around noon OK so I might leave then after this Yes, and then start driving in. I think that'll make me happier cause then I'll fucking be in and then I can fuckin…
Context · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Lmao potato with lumps 🤣

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Lmao potato with lumps 🤣
Context · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Hahaha, welcome to the fat nasty fuck club 🤗
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 09:25:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: The potato analogy is hilarious. I love it. I'm sure y'all look like a potato. I definitely do so then that's totally fine. We can just don't don't even go exercise. We can just go be fat together and that'…
Context · 2026-05-21 09:54:00 AM · Sam Willis
You are a disaster 😂😂
Context · 2026-05-21 09:54:00 AM · Sam Willis
The yawning and stretching. Get it together! Lol

score 0.70 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-21 09:25:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: The potato analogy is hilarious. I love it. I'm sure y'all look like a potato. I definitely do so then that's totally fine. We can just don't don't even go exercise. We can just go be fat together and that'…
Context · 2026-05-21 09:54:00 AM · Sam Willis
You are a disaster 😂😂
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 09:54:00 AM · Sam Willis
The yawning and stretching. Get it together! Lol
Context · 2026-05-21 10:01:00 AM · Dave
I’M the disaster 🤭
Context · 2026-05-21 10:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: All right, so what's weird is I didn't yawn at all listening to your yard so now I'm curious if by me talking if I'm going to yawn because I literally like can feel it coming on so I don't know Oh my God This is all weird. I…

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-05-21 10:32:00 AM · Dave
Well mark it telecommute. I’m not saying you should lie. I’m saying you should just do it and mark it…
Context · 2026-05-21 10:33:00 AM · Dave
No, nothing from Eric
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 10:34:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, a couple random things I don't know if you've noticed but it's Spotify is 20th anniversary 20th year did I tell you this already and so you can click on it? They have a playlist that they put together of all of your favo…
Context · 2026-05-21 10:35:00 AM · Dave
My Spotify aint got that shit!!
Context · 2026-05-21 10:37:00 AM · Dave
Lmao.. your dogs

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-21 04:35:00 PM · Dave
Lmao
Context · 2026-05-21 04:35:00 PM · Sam Willis
I recorded that last one like 10 min ago and just realized it never sent
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 04:35:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh the other thing I wanted to tell you is that yesterday was the first day I've ever heard you yell at your dogs and it was it was Totally different. I never do sound like that before so yeah.
Context · 2026-05-21 04:42:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, well that's all extremely fucking depressing. I mean everything you said I agree with and no and. This is why I'm just gonna watch trash TV and eat my chocolate But I got on here to say that LinkedIn Wellington Reddit ke…
Context · 2026-05-21 04:59:00 PM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Is it fucked up though like I mean? Why not? You know like I mean sure sure like if he's got a family blah blah blah but like there's some dude and he can't find a job and he just sick of the bullshit. Why…

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

Context · 2026-05-21 07:00:00 PM · Dave
We could always pull over somewhere on the side of the road for a minute 🤪
Context · 2026-05-21 07:01:00 PM · Sam Willis
Possibly 😝
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 07:11:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: So I'm watching the show perfect match and of course it's a trashy reality TV dating show and the point is is like every like night or every two nights like there's a bunch of singles in this house and then you match up and…
Context · 2026-05-21 07:13:00 PM · Sam Willis
Christian’s on his way over
Context · 2026-05-21 07:41:00 PM · Dave
Hopefully he doesn’t ask for more money 🤭

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-21 12:11:00 PM · Dave
Well-played: I checked out my first song, top listens, and all-time hits since my first day on Spotify, 6/9/12. Find yours at Your Party of The Year(s)!
Context · 2026-05-21 12:11:00 PM · Dave
https://open.spotify.com/presents/partyoftheyears Your Party Of The Year(s) Pick your favorite all-time listening stats to share with the world.
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 12:27:00 PM · Sam Willis
No that’s probably right
Context · 2026-05-21 12:27:00 PM · Sam Willis
But I think it’s wrong bc it says my first day was in 2014
Context · 2026-05-21 12:27:00 PM · Sam Willis
lol ignore me

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-21 12:11:00 PM · Dave
https://open.spotify.com/presents/partyoftheyears Your Party Of The Year(s) Pick your favorite all-time listening stats to share with the world.
Context · 2026-05-21 12:27:00 PM · Sam Willis
No that’s probably right
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 12:27:00 PM · Sam Willis
But I think it’s wrong bc it says my first day was in 2014
Context · 2026-05-21 12:27:00 PM · Sam Willis
lol ignore me
Context · 2026-05-21 12:27:00 PM · Sam Willis
Oh wait

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-21 02:55:00 PM · Sam Willis
How is your day going? I’ve been non stop meetings or IMing.
Context · 2026-05-21 02:55:00 PM · Sam Willis
She tolerates This message responded to an earlier message.
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 02:57:00 PM · Dave
Yeah I thought you said you had non-stop meetings
Context · 2026-05-21 02:58:00 PM · Dave
I’ve been kinda busy too. And I was feeling a little off/depressed earlier, I think because it’s overcast and on and off rainy. But I actually feel fine now since my run 😊
Context · 2026-05-21 03:01:00 PM · Dave
Hbu? How’s your grumpiness doing?

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 21 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
☺️☺️ listening to all your compliments
Context · 2026-05-21 08:27:00 AM · Sam Willis
You’re adorable
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 09:08:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'm in such a bad mood. I know this will be no surprise to you, but I have to be in my face because I just hate everything Also, I am just feeling like a fucking fat nasty fuck and I haven't worked out in like two weeks more…
Context · 2026-05-21 09:09:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Speaking of the devil, he just moved our one on one to today around noon OK so I might leave then after this Yes, and then start driving in. I think that'll make me happier cause then I'll fucking be in and then I can fuckin…
Context · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Lmao potato with lumps 🤣

score 0.79 · confidence 0.714

Context · 2026-05-21 09:09:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Speaking of the devil, he just moved our one on one to today around noon OK so I might leave then after this Yes, and then start driving in. I think that'll make me happier cause then I'll fucking be in and then I can fuckin…
Context · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Lmao potato with lumps 🤣
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Hahaha, welcome to the fat nasty fuck club 🤗
Context · 2026-05-21 09:25:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: The potato analogy is hilarious. I love it. I'm sure y'all look like a potato. I definitely do so then that's totally fine. We can just don't don't even go exercise. We can just go be fat together and that'…
Context · 2026-05-21 09:54:00 AM · Sam Willis
You are a disaster 😂😂

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Lmao potato with lumps 🤣
Context · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Hahaha, welcome to the fat nasty fuck club 🤗
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 09:25:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: The potato analogy is hilarious. I love it. I'm sure y'all look like a potato. I definitely do so then that's totally fine. We can just don't don't even go exercise. We can just go be fat together and that'…
Context · 2026-05-21 09:54:00 AM · Sam Willis
You are a disaster 😂😂
Context · 2026-05-21 09:54:00 AM · Sam Willis
The yawning and stretching. Get it together! Lol

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Lmao potato with lumps 🤣
Context · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Hahaha, welcome to the fat nasty fuck club 🤗
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 09:25:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: The potato analogy is hilarious. I love it. I'm sure y'all look like a potato. I definitely do so then that's totally fine. We can just don't don't even go exercise. We can just go be fat together and that'…
Context · 2026-05-21 09:54:00 AM · Sam Willis
You are a disaster 😂😂
Context · 2026-05-21 09:54:00 AM · Sam Willis
The yawning and stretching. Get it together! Lol

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

Context · 2026-05-21 02:33:00 PM · Sam Willis
Great job baby
Context · 2026-05-21 02:33:00 PM · Sam Willis
You little shit, you!!!
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 02:33:00 PM · Sam Willis
Crushing it!!!!
Context · 2026-05-21 02:55:00 PM · Sam Willis
She tolerates
Context · 2026-05-21 02:55:00 PM · Sam Willis
How is your day going? I’ve been non stop meetings or IMing.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-21 04:14:00 PM · Dave
Oooh look at you! Doing all the peopleing!!
Context · 2026-05-21 04:17:00 PM · Dave
It isn’t just you! This is a big deal in the world right now.
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 04:17:00 PM · Dave
Oh yeah! Shit will work out either way. But just because it’s closed doesn’t mean anything!
Context · 2026-05-21 04:18:00 PM · Dave
People are applying for HUNDREDS of jobs and not getting a single call.
Context · 2026-05-21 04:20:00 PM · Sam Willis
I know but it’s bullshit for all of us

Excitement

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

Detected signal · 2026-05-21 08:09:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well and are bounding downstairs as we speak to each cereal I want to say that I was just looking at those photos from last night and you were so freaking sexy You…
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Dave
You get a whole message worth of compliments today 👸
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ever.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-05-21 12:09:00 PM · Dave
First day was June 2012
Context · 2026-05-21 12:09:00 PM · Dave
17,980 songs listened to
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 12:11:00 PM · Dave
Well-played: I checked out my first song, top listens, and all-time hits since my first day on Spotify, 6/9/12. Find yours at Your Party of The Year(s)!
Context · 2026-05-21 12:11:00 PM · Dave
https://open.spotify.com/presents/partyoftheyears Your Party Of The Year(s) Pick your favorite all-time listening stats to share with the world.
Context · 2026-05-21 12:27:00 PM · Sam Willis
No that’s probably right

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-21 02:00:00 PM · Sam Willis
I get the sense that Michael c can’t stand JB
Context · 2026-05-21 02:00:00 PM · Dave
How does gabby feel about him?
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 02:00:00 PM · Dave
Oooh really?
Context · 2026-05-21 02:00:00 PM · Dave
No. They just get stale
Context · 2026-05-21 02:04:00 PM · Dave
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

Flirting

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.95 · confidence 0.816

Context · 2026-05-21 06:46:00 PM · Dave
THAT is not muscle
Context · 2026-05-21 06:46:00 PM · Dave
But nice try
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 06:47:00 PM · Sam Willis
Mmmmm all I’m thinking about is you fucking me 🥵
Context · 2026-05-21 06:48:00 PM · Dave
You know what fantasy I’ve been having? 😈😏
Context · 2026-05-21 06:48:00 PM · Sam Willis
Do tell!!

score 0.90 · confidence 0.782

Context · 2026-05-21 06:46:00 PM · Dave
But nice try
Context · 2026-05-21 06:47:00 PM · Sam Willis
Mmmmm all I’m thinking about is you fucking me 🥵
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 06:48:00 PM · Dave
You know what fantasy I’ve been having? 😈😏
Context · 2026-05-21 06:48:00 PM · Sam Willis
Do tell!!
Context · 2026-05-21 06:52:00 PM · Sam Willis
Ooooooooo 🥵🥵

score 0.92 · confidence 0.7905

Context · 2026-05-21 06:53:00 PM · Sam Willis
🫠
Context · 2026-05-21 06:53:00 PM · Sam Willis
That is extremely hott ❤️❤️
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 06:53:00 PM · Sam Willis
Mmmm your cock feels soooo amazing
Context · 2026-05-21 06:53:00 PM · Dave
I’m glad you liked it
Context · 2026-05-21 06:53:00 PM · Dave
I’m throbbing hard just typing that 🥵

Frustration

Showing 3 of 26 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-21 10:29:00 AM · Dave
And the yawning
Context · 2026-05-21 10:29:00 AM · Dave
Hahaha I love the lumpy potato spore reference
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 10:29:00 AM · Dave
Yeah fuck that lol
Context · 2026-05-21 10:30:00 AM · Sam Willis
The potatoes too like are symbolic of my cellulite too
Context · 2026-05-21 10:30:00 AM · Dave
You get flagged by who/what system?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-21 10:30:00 AM · Dave
You get flagged by who/what system?
Context · 2026-05-21 10:30:00 AM · Sam Willis
😩
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 10:30:00 AM · Dave
That seems like way too much work
Context · 2026-05-21 10:31:00 AM · Sam Willis
That my TI system. If anyone checks it.
Context · 2026-05-21 10:31:00 AM · Dave
I get what you mean by not feeling comfortable asking the things

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-21 10:35:00 AM · Dave
My Spotify aint got that shit!!
Context · 2026-05-21 10:37:00 AM · Dave
Lmao.. your dogs
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 10:38:00 AM · Sam Willis
It’s sooooooo bad
Context · 2026-05-21 11:04:00 AM · Dave
Disregard. I do have the Spotify anniversary thing
Context · 2026-05-21 11:36:00 AM · Sam Willis
<no text>

Humor

Showing 3 of 42 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
There will be no “bounding” down the stairs.
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Morning sexy
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
I hate everything. But you. And the pets. ☺️
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
☺️☺️ listening to all your compliments
Context · 2026-05-21 08:27:00 AM · Sam Willis
You’re adorable

score 0.78 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

Context · 2026-05-21 09:08:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'm in such a bad mood. I know this will be no surprise to you, but I have to be in my face because I just hate everything Also, I am just feeling like a fucking fat nasty fuck and I haven't worked out in like two weeks more…
Context · 2026-05-21 09:09:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Speaking of the devil, he just moved our one on one to today around noon OK so I might leave then after this Yes, and then start driving in. I think that'll make me happier cause then I'll fucking be in and then I can fuckin…
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Lmao potato with lumps 🤣
Context · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Hahaha, welcome to the fat nasty fuck club 🤗
Context · 2026-05-21 09:25:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: The potato analogy is hilarious. I love it. I'm sure y'all look like a potato. I definitely do so then that's totally fine. We can just don't don't even go exercise. We can just go be fat together and that'…

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Lmao potato with lumps 🤣
Context · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Hahaha, welcome to the fat nasty fuck club 🤗
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 09:25:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: The potato analogy is hilarious. I love it. I'm sure y'all look like a potato. I definitely do so then that's totally fine. We can just don't don't even go exercise. We can just go be fat together and that'…
Context · 2026-05-21 09:54:00 AM · Sam Willis
You are a disaster 😂😂
Context · 2026-05-21 09:54:00 AM · Sam Willis
The yawning and stretching. Get it together! Lol

Planning

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

Detected signal · 2026-05-21 08:09:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well and are bounding downstairs as we speak to each cereal I want to say that I was just looking at those photos from last night and you were so freaking sexy You…
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Dave
You get a whole message worth of compliments today 👸
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ever.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-21 03:09:00 PM · Dave
Probably while you’re still at work…
Context · 2026-05-21 03:09:00 PM · Dave
So he can steal stuff
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 03:09:00 PM · Dave
And what about the pool guy? Did you tell me if it was for the gate or the actual pool?
Context · 2026-05-21 03:09:00 PM · Dave
Is Christian coming over to get the rest of his stuff while you’re at work or waiting until you get home?
Context · 2026-05-21 03:49:00 PM · Sam Willis
I’m driving home but I’m still listening to calls on my drive. Sigh

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

Context · 2026-05-21 03:09:00 PM · Dave
So he can steal stuff
Context · 2026-05-21 03:09:00 PM · Dave
And what about the pool guy? Did you tell me if it was for the gate or the actual pool?
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 03:09:00 PM · Dave
Is Christian coming over to get the rest of his stuff while you’re at work or waiting until you get home?
Context · 2026-05-21 03:49:00 PM · Sam Willis
I’m driving home but I’m still listening to calls on my drive. Sigh
Context · 2026-05-21 03:50:00 PM · Dave
uggggh

Request

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-21 04:21:00 PM · Dave
All we have to do is get dum dums to quit voting against their own interests for dipshits like trump
Context · 2026-05-21 04:22:00 PM · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, we'll talk. Did we talk about this or I don't know where I saw this but basically the first off we do need to take our power back like I don't know if fucking have what we need to rise up. Like we as the people are you f…
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 04:34:00 PM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, that was one of an audio message I love it though it's so candid But no the Hole so yeah, there's the whole power cost but the real issue is like there's so much more like going on with the job market…
Context · 2026-05-21 04:35:00 PM · Dave
Lmao
Context · 2026-05-21 04:35:00 PM · Sam Willis
I recorded that last one like 10 min ago and just realized it never sent

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-05-21 06:38:00 PM · Dave
Let’s start over
Context · 2026-05-21 06:39:00 PM · Dave
Fuck the world
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 06:39:00 PM · Sam Willis
No I need your actual advice
Context · 2026-05-21 06:39:00 PM · Dave
I know right?! It’s such bullshit!
Context · 2026-05-21 06:39:00 PM · Sam Willis
I’m going to look up a therapist tonight too

Sexting

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

Context · 2026-05-21 06:46:00 PM · Dave
THAT is not muscle
Context · 2026-05-21 06:46:00 PM · Dave
But nice try
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 06:47:00 PM · Sam Willis
Mmmmm all I’m thinking about is you fucking me 🥵
Context · 2026-05-21 06:48:00 PM · Dave
You know what fantasy I’ve been having? 😈😏
Context · 2026-05-21 06:48:00 PM · Sam Willis
Do tell!!

score 0.70 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-21 06:46:00 PM · Dave
But nice try
Context · 2026-05-21 06:47:00 PM · Sam Willis
Mmmmm all I’m thinking about is you fucking me 🥵
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 06:48:00 PM · Dave
You know what fantasy I’ve been having? 😈😏
Context · 2026-05-21 06:48:00 PM · Sam Willis
Do tell!!
Context · 2026-05-21 06:52:00 PM · Sam Willis
Ooooooooo 🥵🥵

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

Context · 2026-05-21 06:48:00 PM · Sam Willis
Do tell!!
Context · 2026-05-21 06:52:00 PM · Sam Willis
Ooooooooo 🥵🥵
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 06:52:00 PM · Dave
You pick me up from the airport and we decide to go straight to the grocery store but before we go in, we get in the back of your car to make out for a little 🤭…. But it evolves into you climbing on top of me. You take my cock out and that…
Context · 2026-05-21 06:53:00 PM · Sam Willis
🫠
Context · 2026-05-21 06:53:00 PM · Sam Willis
That is extremely hott ❤️❤️

Status update

Showing 3 of 46 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

Context · 2026-05-21 08:09:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well and are bounding downstairs as we speak to each cereal I want to say that I was just looking at those photos from last night and you were so freaking sexy You…
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Dave
You get a whole message worth of compliments today 👸
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ever.
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
In the morning.
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
There will be no “bounding” down the stairs.

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Dave
You get a whole message worth of compliments today 👸
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ever.
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
In the morning.
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
There will be no “bounding” down the stairs.
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Morning sexy

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ever.
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
In the morning.
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
There will be no “bounding” down the stairs.
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Morning sexy
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
I hate everything. But you. And the pets. ☺️

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Unmet need

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-21 06:37:00 PM · Sam Willis
I was like read what?!?
Context · 2026-05-21 06:37:00 PM · Dave
Hahaha
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 06:37:00 PM · Sam Willis
So you’re telling me now that I need to go work out? When all I want to do is rest?
Context · 2026-05-21 06:37:00 PM · Dave
Work out tomorrow
Context · 2026-05-21 06:37:00 PM · Dave
No

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.85

Detected signal · 2026-05-21 08:09:00 AM · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well and are bounding downstairs as we speak to each cereal I want to say that I was just looking at those photos from last night and you were so freaking sexy You…
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Dave
You get a whole message worth of compliments today 👸
Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
Ever.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075

Context · 2026-05-21 08:23:00 AM · Sam Willis
☺️☺️ listening to all your compliments
Context · 2026-05-21 08:27:00 AM · Sam Willis
You’re adorable
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 09:08:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'm in such a bad mood. I know this will be no surprise to you, but I have to be in my face because I just hate everything Also, I am just feeling like a fucking fat nasty fuck and I haven't worked out in like two weeks more…
Context · 2026-05-21 09:09:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: Speaking of the devil, he just moved our one on one to today around noon OK so I might leave then after this Yes, and then start driving in. I think that'll make me happier cause then I'll fucking be in and then I can fuckin…
Context · 2026-05-21 09:10:00 AM · Dave
Lmao potato with lumps 🤣

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

Context · 2026-05-21 09:54:00 AM · Sam Willis
You are a disaster 😂😂
Context · 2026-05-21 09:54:00 AM · Sam Willis
The yawning and stretching. Get it together! Lol
Detected signal · 2026-05-21 10:01:00 AM · Dave
I’M the disaster 🤭
Context · 2026-05-21 10:02:00 AM · Sam Willis
Transcription: All right, so what's weird is I didn't yawn at all listening to your yard so now I'm curious if by me talking if I'm going to yawn because I literally like can feel it coming on so I don't know Oh my God This is all weird. I…
Context · 2026-05-21 10:17:00 AM · Sam Willis
I think I’m depressed