2026-06-26
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[2026-06-26 09:10:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am up and moving around thank God though it's Friday I was gonna complain, but whatever we finally made it Oh gosh So there's CE excited for that I think I'm excited to not do shit for the rest of the day. How about you? You probably had actual work to do. I guess you're not gonna hear anything from midline today So that sucks It'll be a nice little Friday Friday treat But you are working out tomorrow he said maybe I'm pretty sore from running two days in a row now so I don't know if I'll be doing any working out today Just trying to drink it off water and eat decently so I'm not really craving too much sugar stuff so that's good I'm just trying to steer clear of obviously bad things So yeah, that's what I'm doing today I'm probably gonna work on some laundry and a little odds and ends to clean it up. Of course I fucking robot. Vacuum was broken ever since I ran that poop and I had to clean it after that. Hasn't turned back on, so that kind of sucks, which means the hair and shit is piling all up around the house Much more quickly so that lame But other than that, just Happy to be grinding through the last of this week finally I hope you slept well. I'm sure you didn't but I hope you did. I slept pretty good last night. Yeah, yeah, I slept all the way through. Not really waking up was. I remember anyway, I do wear my watch so I have to check my sleep data. Actually I don't really care. I'm not gonna check it. I hope you have a great morning and are super energize that it's Friday and did your pool gate get fixed yesterday. I forgot to ask you about that. The guy was coming yesterday, right? Hopefully that's good. You're not pregnant. What else? Yeah, it's shaping up to be a pretty good weekend. All right, love I will talk to you soon. I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice OK bye
[2026-06-26 09:44:00] Sam Willis: Good morning love
[2026-06-26 09:44:00] Sam Willis: Yes, considering I’m not pregnant, it is shaping up to be a good week/weekend 🤣
[2026-06-26 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Just another day of a dude looking up porn on his work computer!! 🙄🙄
[2026-06-26 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Also. I didn’t know X had adult content on there
[2026-06-26 09:49:00] Dave: Ohhh yeah.
[2026-06-26 09:50:00] Dave: At least twitter used to. I assumed it still did but I haven’t been on there in years
[2026-06-26 09:52:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK good morning yeah I'll get yeah good morning I love you. I hope you sleep well. All those things but I just the first thing I'm doing on my computer is looking at this recent escalation this dude with ham oh my God. A bunch of he did a bunch of surges for 18-year-olds 18 years old porn blowjobs 18-year-old pussy mom porno Hot wise club multiple times smart wife's den, honey pussy A bunch of has to #TeenageTeenFidelity 18 teen movie This is Gross What the fuck is wrong with people on your work computer? That's why I don't understand. Jesus
[2026-06-26 09:53:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Bro has been here 12 years too like come on what are we doing?
[2026-06-26 09:54:00] Dave: Bro
[2026-06-26 09:55:00] Dave: How old is he? What is his job?
[2026-06-26 09:55:00] Dave: Who doesn’t know not to do this in 2026
[2026-06-26 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: She's definitely in his 40s or so and he's been here 12 years and he's client facing. It's always a client facing once I'm serious not always but like. That's like a lot of it is those who are quiet facing what is happening Chest Honestly, disgusting
[2026-06-26 09:57:00] Dave: Let’s goooooo
[2026-06-26 09:57:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-06-26 09:58:00] Dave: Oh it’s for sure always client facing. They’re the least tech-oriented and potentially the dumbest.
[2026-06-26 09:58:00] Dave: Oh it’s for sure always client facing. They’re the least tech-oriented and potentially the dumbest.
[2026-06-26 09:58:00] Sam Willis: Like 10 minutes early. Make it stop!!!
[2026-06-26 10:00:00] Dave: But 12 years… How do you not know shit is heavily monitored after that long in… any company.
[2026-06-26 10:00:00] Dave: But 12 years… How do you not know shit is heavily monitored after that long in… any company.
[2026-06-26 10:01:00] Sam Willis: What a total fucking idiot
[2026-06-26 10:01:00] Sam Willis: Also. Just use your personal phone I mean REALLY
[2026-06-26 10:01:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-06-26 10:02:00] Dave: Well… at least he was looking eight TEEN year olds and not eight year olds
[2026-06-26 10:03:00] Sam Willis: Some were 18. A lot were just “teen sex”
[2026-06-26 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Hurry it up lol
[2026-06-26 10:05:00] Dave: It’s 1005
[2026-06-26 10:05:00] Dave: OMG
[2026-06-26 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-26 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Why aren’t you on the call yet
[2026-06-26 10:07:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-06-26 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Is this fun?
[2026-06-26 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Are we having fun?
[2026-06-26 10:08:00] Dave: Dumb
[2026-06-26 10:08:00] Dave: HIGH ENGAGEMENT, YAAAAAY
[2026-06-26 10:08:00] Dave: FUCK YEAH
[2026-06-26 10:08:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-06-26 10:09:00] Dave: She’s so cute
[2026-06-26 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Oh. Btw. Lexi woke me up at 430 throwing up, guess what, a squeaker
[2026-06-26 10:09:00] Dave: Awwww look at Kelly
[2026-06-26 10:09:00] Sam Willis: I want to be corporate rah rah but I just can’t a lot of time
[2026-06-26 10:09:00] Sam Willis: I know right? And she’s doing so great!!
[2026-06-26 10:10:00] Dave: lmao!
[2026-06-26 10:10:00] Dave: Yeah she is
[2026-06-26 10:10:00] Dave: lmao!
[2026-06-26 10:10:00] Sam Willis: What a little sweetie!!
[2026-06-26 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-26 10:11:00] Sam Willis: DON’T YOU??
[2026-06-26 10:11:00] Sam Willis: I love being psycho sometimes
[2026-06-26 10:11:00] Sam Willis: You want her, don’t you?
[2026-06-26 10:11:00] Dave: Whoa whoa whoa
[2026-06-26 10:11:00] Sam Willis: OK carry on
[2026-06-26 10:11:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-26 10:12:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-26 10:13:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-26 10:14:00] Sam Willis: Omg I forgot about that lady
[2026-06-26 10:14:00] Sam Willis: Bahahaha
[2026-06-26 10:16:00] Dave: Did I take my remote day last Monday the 15th 🤔
[2026-06-26 10:17:00] Dave: Oh! Eric said he has access to the attendance reports
[2026-06-26 10:17:00] Sam Willis: I think but bitch I can’t keep track of you too 🤭
[2026-06-26 10:17:00] Dave: Have you seen them?
[2026-06-26 10:18:00] Dave: So, just was here this day?
[2026-06-26 10:18:00] Sam Willis: It’s no different than what was already out there
[2026-06-26 10:18:00] Sam Willis: Like I haven’t seen badge in and badge out times
[2026-06-26 10:18:00] Dave: Which is…?
[2026-06-26 10:19:00] Sam Willis: It’s checking that your badge in activity matches your workday time entry
[2026-06-26 10:19:00] Dave: Ohhh.. oof
[2026-06-26 10:19:00] Dave: What can you see exactly
[2026-06-26 10:20:00] Sam Willis: So 1. It easily flags if ppl are taking more telecommute time a week than just their 1 day and 2. It will flag if you’re lying on your time report and saying you’re in office when you didn’t actually badge in that day.
[2026-06-26 10:20:00] Sam Willis: I’ll show you later when I have a break in meetings 😝
[2026-06-26 10:21:00] Sam Willis: I think it’s super clunky so I don’t even look at it. It’s dumb
[2026-06-26 10:22:00] Dave: So if I put the wrong day. Like, if I wfh Monday but record I wfh Tuesday and was in the office Monday…
[2026-06-26 10:23:00] Dave: Right. But I push the boundaries with my time in office so I need to know exactly how it works
[2026-06-26 10:23:00] Sam Willis: There you go. You WFH last Monday
[2026-06-26 10:23:00] Dave: Is it clear that I was in the office 4 days still but just put the wrong day
[2026-06-26 10:23:00] Sam Willis: Yes but it’s not like omg you’ll get fired
[2026-06-26 10:24:00] Dave: You’re the best!
[2026-06-26 10:24:00] Sam Willis: HOWEVER! I’ve heard multiple times that sr leadership CAN see that
[2026-06-26 10:24:00] Sam Willis: I’ll check but I don’t think it tracks this…yet
[2026-06-26 10:24:00] Sam Willis: I’ll check but I don’t think it tracks this…yet
[2026-06-26 10:24:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-26 10:24:00] Sam Willis: HOWEVER! I’ve heard multiple times that sr leadership CAN see that
[2026-06-26 10:24:00] Dave: Shanelle looks so bored lol
[2026-06-26 10:25:00] Dave: Who is Sr Leadership in this context?
[2026-06-26 10:25:00] Sam Willis: But who tf knows
[2026-06-26 10:25:00] Sam Willis: No idea
[2026-06-26 10:26:00] Sam Willis: Exactly
[2026-06-26 10:26:00] Dave: That’s what they want you to believe… Who is “they”… 🤷♂️
[2026-06-26 10:27:00] Dave: The deep state
[2026-06-26 10:33:00] Dave: Ok… what day did I wfh LAST week lol
[2026-06-26 10:33:00] Dave: It wasn’t Thursday. And we were off Friday…
[2026-06-26 10:34:00] Dave: I’m going with Tuesday..
[2026-06-26 10:43:00] Sam Willis: Sorry catching up
[2026-06-26 10:43:00] Sam Willis: This week you WFH today
[2026-06-26 10:43:00] Sam Willis: No you WFH last Monday, the 15
[2026-06-26 10:43:00] Sam Willis: Wait
[2026-06-26 10:44:00] Sam Willis: That covers your 2 weeks right?
[2026-06-26 10:48:00] Dave: Ok, yeah. Got it. Thanks
[2026-06-26 10:52:00] Sam Willis: This call is making me tired
[2026-06-26 10:55:00] Dave: Yeah I walked away a little while ago
[2026-06-26 10:58:00] Sam Willis: So many side discussions. Christ
[2026-06-26 10:58:00] Sam Willis: I get anxiety bc my IMs blow tf up during the COE calls
[2026-06-26 10:58:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-26 10:59:00] Dave: Huh?
[2026-06-26 10:59:00] Dave: Huh?
[2026-06-26 11:08:00] Sam Willis: Like my team starts pinging things. The leadership team does. Side pings
[2026-06-26 11:08:00] Sam Willis: Of ppl disagreeing with what the COE is saying. Or confused etc
[2026-06-26 11:08:00] Sam Willis: Yea my IMs blow up
[2026-06-26 11:09:00] Dave: Oh lol
[2026-06-26 11:17:00] Dave: Naaaaaah
[2026-06-26 11:17:00] Sam Willis: I probably should leave my house today….
[2026-06-26 11:18:00] Dave: Go full recluse
[2026-06-26 11:18:00] Sam Willis: I dunno man lol
[2026-06-26 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Yea
[2026-06-26 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Maybe I’ll go shopping somewhere to bring me joy
[2026-06-26 11:18:00] Dave: You gotta go out to hit the gym tomorrow right?
[2026-06-26 11:19:00] Dave: I’m looking at new iPads right now 🤪
[2026-06-26 11:19:00] Dave: Oooh that’s a great idea
[2026-06-26 11:20:00] Sam Willis: Oh I have to go to Petsmart for sure bc the dogs are out of food 😩
[2026-06-26 11:20:00] Sam Willis: Gonna get one or just browsing?
[2026-06-26 11:20:00] Sam Willis: Gonna get one or just browsing?
[2026-06-26 11:22:00] Dave: I want one.. but I now I won’t really use it
[2026-06-26 11:22:00] Dave: Meh.. probably not lol
[2026-06-26 11:23:00] Dave: But part of me wants to get one and FIND a use case of for it 😋
[2026-06-26 13:23:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-26 13:26:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Brian just messaged him that leadership team chat. I think the site would be more interesting if we could see how many hours they are in the office and Chris said of course Rachel said 100 Chris said the problem is there are many ways to circumvent the gates and badging so they don't like to use that data of the track hours. I don't really know that there's many ways to circumvent the gates in the badging, but they're only comfortable with a straight bullion. Was the badge slide on any given day at least once. I had a discussion with corporate security and HR on this a few years ago when I had a problem play and they said we can't use it for any type of monitoring or performance issues as it would be legally problematic So That's interesting. That makes it sound like no there's no data out there about times. Spent in office.
[2026-06-26 13:59:00] Dave: Fuck you Brian
[2026-06-26 14:00:00] Dave: Yea, sounds like there isn’t any time data
[2026-06-26 14:00:00] Dave: Which I love ☺️
[2026-06-26 14:00:00] Dave: Good job Chris
[2026-06-26 14:02:00] Sam Willis: Agreed. But I mean…you literally work in the same office as your boss….lol
[2026-06-26 14:06:00] Dave: Eric doesn’t get in until 0915
[2026-06-26 14:06:00] Dave: Right but I claim that I come in at 0700 at the latest. When actually it’s more like 0700 at the earliest 😅
[2026-06-26 14:07:00] Dave: Ok, think I’m gonna take a little nap 😁
[2026-06-26 14:07:00] Dave: So it’s good for that data to not be available
[2026-06-26 14:08:00] Sam Willis: lol enjoy
[2026-06-26 15:08:00] Dave: Didn’t even fall asleep.
[2026-06-26 15:09:00] Dave: That’s alright though, I listened to my audio book and it felt good to lay down and just chill
[2026-06-26 15:10:00] Sam Willis: I am ready for a nap
[2026-06-26 15:10:00] Sam Willis: How’s your book?
[2026-06-26 15:11:00] Dave: Just started it so I’m not sure about the story yet. But I like the narrator so far.
[2026-06-26 15:11:00] Sam Willis: Have a meeting in 20 min then it’s happening 🙏
[2026-06-26 15:18:00] Dave: You’re STILL on that?
[2026-06-26 15:18:00] Sam Willis: I’m so close to being done with my Lena Dunham memoir
[2026-06-26 15:18:00] Sam Willis: On my last chapter 👏
[2026-06-26 15:19:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-26 15:19:00] Sam Willis: You shut your mouth
[2026-06-26 15:23:00] Dave: Awwwwwe yeah!!
[2026-06-26 15:29:00] Sam Willis: Yasssss!!!
[2026-06-26 16:07:00] Sam Willis: Gross
[2026-06-26 16:07:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-06-26 16:07:00] Dave: Tf is wrong with people
[2026-06-26 16:07:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-26 16:09:00] Dave: Alrighty! My LLC is all filed up. Now just waiting 10-15 days for approval and I’ll be a veteran owned business.. owner. 🤭
[2026-06-26 16:11:00] Sam Willis: You sexy man you
[2026-06-26 16:11:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-06-26 16:11:00] Sam Willis: YASSSSS!!
[2026-06-26 16:11:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-26 16:12:00] Dave: 🥰
[2026-06-26 18:23:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Sorry, bitch we just crossed that two hour mark what's going on here. Are you OK starting to get worried? Just kidding I mean a little bit. I'm just on my way. Came out to get pizza and hit the liquor store cause it's right beside the pizza place. So I picked up a beer for while I'm waiting and When I was leaving this It's funny because like The lady that works there like she knows who I am right now it's like my local spot so I haven't. I don't know if I've ever been my deed there but She was like telling people in the store make sure you got your ID to a couple of people that were fridge and I looked over there and it was like younger looking people so I was like I must just be look young and then the guy in front of me she had carded him and And he was like damn 26 or something like boy you fucking enjoy white camera but anyway then when I was walking out like there's a kid I don't dude I don't know. It's probably 20 like cowboy hat and shit like walking in and like he had held the door for us. Woman and then like he was already through the door and he saw me coming out and like scrambled it back to like hold the door for me. It was like as I appreciate that and he was like yes, sir you got it, sir. I was like fuck sake, bro I didn't say that, but I mean like goddamnit everybody's fucking. Calling me, sir, and holding the door for me like I'm a elderly person not getting to eat anymore I thought it was just that I don't know. I'm usually not very sensitive to that. I don't really care that much but like I have it does make me feel weird when some people call me, sir like we're younger like I say, yes sir yes ma'am, myself lots of people and all ages like just as a. An expression and more than like a sign of elderly respect, but like you can tell when it's the ladder like when it's a young person respecting their and sir, and that's what I don't like I don't not like it, but I don't. I don't love it. It's cute and all but like come on now. Seven not not a sir yet I got another like 660 is like when you become a sir I think I'm just rambling. I just wanted to say hi and I miss you and I love you and I hope your day was good. I hope you had a great nap. I hope you're still napping. Did we break up? I don't know. I haven't heard from you in so long. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what to do with myself. I'm just kidding, sweetie. I will talk to you soon. OK bye
[2026-06-26 18:29:00] Sam Willis: It’s about time you ask about me
[2026-06-26 18:29:00] Sam Willis: 😝
[2026-06-26 18:29:00] Dave: Good job!!
[2026-06-26 18:29:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-06-26 18:29:00] Sam Willis: Just finished the audio book!!
[2026-06-26 18:29:00] Sam Willis: And had to go to Petsmart and the grocery store
[2026-06-26 18:30:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-06-26 18:30:00] Dave: OK that’s right
[2026-06-26 18:30:00] Dave: Did you nap?
[2026-06-26 18:31:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-26 18:31:00] Sam Willis: You old man!
[2026-06-26 18:31:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-06-26 18:31:00] Sam Willis: Sir….
[2026-06-26 18:32:00] Sam Willis: I dunno baby…you’re pushing 50….
[2026-06-26 18:32:00] Sam Willis: That is sir territory
[2026-06-26 18:33:00] Dave: Shut it
[2026-06-26 18:33:00] Dave: Bitch
[2026-06-26 18:33:00] Sam Willis: Love youuuuu
[2026-06-26 18:36:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I am currently cutting up Rotisserie chicken from the grocery store The dogs were acting insane before I left for the store and then I went to PetSmart and I got them filled bones and they are going to fucking town on these bones and so now I can sit down and eat and Watch some more YouTube without them bugging the shit out of me also fun fact I really have no idea how to cut this fucking rotisserie chicken. I have totally forgotten how to like take care of myself. I'm pathetic It's great Anyway But you know how you talked about slimy chicken there's like some sliminess on here. It's really fucking gross me out, but I got little slider buns and I'm just gonna put some chicken on the slider buns and it's gonna be good hopefully Also, I haven't read them yet, but Candace has sent me like six fucking screenshots of like paragraphs between her and me I guess she told him, but she's not feeling very connected and all the things burp anyway I don't have the energy to read it honestly But that is all I'm doing and yeah Christian texted and he's going to the movies again good Lord he's like I'll get you popcorn and I'll drop it off. I'm like done. I love there OK, enjoy your pizza bye
[2026-06-26 19:07:00] Sam Willis: I cannot. I simply cannot
[2026-06-26 19:07:00] Sam Willis: I’m making myself a drink
[2026-06-26 19:07:00] Sam Willis: Dude. Layla just threw up IN the pool
[2026-06-26 19:17:00] Sam Willis: I’m never swimming again
[2026-06-26 19:17:00] Sam Willis: Omfg all the food chunks settled at the bottom.
[2026-06-26 19:45:00] Dave: The puke
[2026-06-26 19:45:00] Dave: lol… the rotisserie chicken
[2026-06-26 19:45:00] Dave: Omg omg omg so much stuff
[2026-06-26 19:46:00] Dave: Have you read the messages yet??
[2026-06-26 19:46:00] Dave: The Sunil
[2026-06-26 19:47:00] Dave: Do you event think Christian is going to try to convince you to get back together?
[2026-06-26 19:53:00] Sam Willis: No
[2026-06-26 19:53:00] Sam Willis: Not yet
[2026-06-26 19:53:00] Sam Willis: Not yet
[2026-06-26 19:53:00] Sam Willis: No
[2026-06-26 19:54:00] Dave: Do you get the dark meat or from the chicken or just the breast?
[2026-06-26 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm
[2026-06-26 19:56:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-26 19:57:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-26 19:58:00] Dave: Poultry is comprised of white, and dark meat. The breast is white and contains the least fat. The legs, thighs, and wings are all dark meat and higher in fat.
[2026-06-26 20:06:00] Dave: Lmao wtf
[2026-06-26 20:06:00] Sam Willis: Jesus Christ there’s so much going on. Now another friend just sent me screenshots of her fighting with her step daughter’s biological mom and then she called me to discuss. What is happening tonight.
[2026-06-26 20:06:00] Dave: Who’s the other friend?
[2026-06-26 20:07:00] Dave: WE HAVE RULES HERE
[2026-06-26 20:07:00] Dave: THIS ISNT NAM
[2026-06-26 20:07:00] Sam Willis: HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!!!
[2026-06-26 20:07:00] Sam Willis: KiLee. Lives in Pittsburgh
[2026-06-26 20:08:00] Dave: SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE
[2026-06-26 20:08:00] Sam Willis: Hehehehe
[2026-06-26 20:24:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-26 20:24:00] Sam Willis: This seems like really healthy communication in my book soooo I’m not sure what the problem is??
[2026-06-26 20:37:00] Dave: Yeah. Wow.
[2026-06-26 20:37:00] Dave: That’s like, textbook-healthy lol
[2026-06-26 20:39:00] Dave: They were both clear about their feelings, and gave and accepted constructive criticism 👍
[2026-06-26 20:40:00] Dave: They acknowledged how the other said they feel…
[2026-06-26 20:41:00] Dave: That’s a big part of pretty much every therapy-methodology lol
[2026-06-26 20:52:00] Sam Willis: Exactly
[2026-06-26 20:52:00] Sam Willis: So like what more does she want?
[2026-06-26 20:52:00] Dave: Is she complaining?
[2026-06-26 20:52:00] Dave: Or just like, passing on information?
[2026-06-26 20:53:00] Sam Willis: Kind of complaining that she wants more
[2026-06-26 20:53:00] Dave: Like what was her vibe when she sent you that
[2026-06-26 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Relationships are hard she said and that went on to say that she just still feels like she isn’t getting enough
[2026-06-26 20:55:00] Dave: Soooo… she’s ready to move on?
[2026-06-26 21:01:00] Sam Willis: Doubtful lol
[2026-06-26 21:24:00] Dave: Ugh. I just walked inside from taking the dogs out and heard some weird noise coming from upstairs.
[2026-06-26 21:25:00] Dave: So I went up to see what was going on, and Greyson was trying to shampoo his memory foam mattress. 🤔
[2026-06-26 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Why?!??
[2026-06-26 21:28:00] Dave: Why you ask? Because it was… gross. He had been sleeping on it without the protector, or a sheet for a little while.
[2026-06-26 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm
[2026-06-26 21:29:00] Dave: Various stains
[2026-06-26 21:30:00] Dave: Once i looked at it… it isnt worth trying to clean 😒
[2026-06-26 21:30:00] Dave: I told him to just stop and sleep downstairs tonight
[2026-06-26 21:34:00] Sam Willis: From sex or jerking off or just grossness? lol
[2026-06-26 21:34:00] Sam Willis: Ewwww
[2026-06-26 21:35:00] Dave: He like, passes out and doesn’t wake up in time
[2026-06-26 21:35:00] Dave: If you know what I mean
[2026-06-26 21:35:00] Dave: Mostly pee
[2026-06-26 21:38:00] Dave: So we’ve been doing real good about keeping the protector on, and keeping the sheets on the bed like a normal person, and keeping them clean
[2026-06-26 21:39:00] Dave: But it just gets away from you and next thing you know he living like a homeless person lol
[2026-06-26 21:41:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-26 21:41:00] Dave: I’ll voice message you tomorrow baby
[2026-06-26 21:42:00] Dave: You ended up in all kinds of drama this week!!
[2026-06-26 21:55:00] Sam Willis: Awww that sucks. Ugh. So new mattress time
[2026-06-26 21:58:00] Dave: Yeah 😒
[2026-06-26 22:00:00] Dave: But that’s tomorrow Dave’s problem 😋
[2026-06-26 22:00:00] Dave: Fuck that guy
[2026-06-26 22:02:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-06-26 22:02:00] Sam Willis: He cut up the rest of my rotisserie chicken though and took home the shrimp I thawed 4 days ago that I now decided I have no desire to cook
[2026-06-26 22:02:00] Sam Willis: Christian just left. I’m on my second drink and wowza I feel tipsy
[2026-06-26 22:03:00] Dave: No!
[2026-06-26 22:03:00] Sam Willis: I’m so excited!
[2026-06-26 22:03:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-26 22:03:00] Sam Willis: Dude did I tell you I bought little strawberry shortcake stuff? And some whipped cream?? Eeeeee!!!
[2026-06-26 22:04:00] Dave: Did have pizza tho 😁
[2026-06-26 22:04:00] Dave: I had no desert tonight 😒
[2026-06-26 22:05:00] Dave: You deserve it
[2026-06-26 22:05:00] Sam Willis: I’m very proud of you!
[2026-06-26 22:05:00] Dave: I hope that’s the best strawberry shortcake everrrrr though
[2026-06-26 22:06:00] Dave: God now all I can think about is STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
[2026-06-26 22:08:00] Sam Willis: I’ll probably not have any until tomorrow but I’m still very excited
[2026-06-26 22:08:00] Dave: JK JK, I’m just tired
[2026-06-26 22:08:00] Sam Willis: It is late there
[2026-06-26 22:09:00] Dave: What you got going on for the rest of the evening?
[2026-06-26 22:09:00] Dave: Yeah, I’m exhausted
[2026-06-26 22:11:00] Dave: That still makes me happy
[2026-06-26 22:11:00] Sam Willis: Sitting my ass here watching YT lol. Probably go to bed within the next hour
[2026-06-26 22:11:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-26 22:12:00] Dave: That you got on board with yt
[2026-06-26 22:12:00] Dave: There’s so much great content
[2026-06-26 22:13:00] Dave: Anyway, nite nite babydoll 💕
[2026-06-26 22:13:00] Sam Willis: I miss you a lot
[2026-06-26 22:13:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-06-26 22:13:00] Sam Willis: I love you baby. Sleep well. You’re the best ❤️
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(missing Odyssey)
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DAY OVERVIEW A relaxed Friday morning transitions into playful banter about coworkers' questionable behaviors, leading to reflective and anticipatory conversations about personal tasks, work dynamics, and shared dreams. The day is punctuated by humorous and affectionate exchanges, with a memorable moment involving a rotisserie chicken and dog-related chaos.
TOPIC INVENTORY - Workplace Porn Incidents: Discussed a coworker's inappropriate use of workplace computers for porn, expressing disgust and disbelief. Emotional register: Disgust, amusement. Notable quote: "Bro has been here 12 years too like come on what are we doing?" - Home Maintenance: Mentioned a broken vacuum and the need to clean after a dog-related incident. Emotional register: Irritation, resignation. Notable quote: "I'm just trying to steer clear of obviously bad things." - Personal Health: Talked about Dave’s recovery from running and his focus on healthy eating. Emotional register: Determined, positive. Notable quote: "I'm just trying to drink it off water and eat decently." - Work Schedules and Attendance: Discussed the nuances of telecommuting days and work attendance tracking. Emotional register: Confused, cautious. Notable quote: "I’ll check but I don’t think it tracks this…yet." - Fitness and Self-Care: Mentioned plans for a gym session and the importance of a good night's sleep. Emotional register: Optimistic, self-caring. Notable quote: "I hope you had a great nap. I hope you're still napping." - Shopping and Meals: Sam talked about her trip to Petsmart and preparing a rotisserie chicken meal, which led to humorous interactions with her dogs. Emotional register: Playful, affectionate. Notable quote: "I have totally forgotten how to take care of myself." - Relationship Drama: Discussed a friend's relationship issues and the complexities of communication in relationships. Emotional register: Concerned, analytical. Notable quote: "Relationships are hard, and that went on to say that she just still feels like she isn’t getting enough." - Home Life and Decisions: Dave shared an amusing story about his son attempting to clean a mattress, leading to a decision to replace it. Emotional register: Amused, resigned. Notable quote: "He had been sleeping on it without the protector, or a sheet for a little while."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - The conversation did not contain explicit sexual content or physical longing.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave and Sam shared a playful and teasing dynamic, particularly around the topic of the coworker's porn habits. Dave demonstrated a protective and affectionate stance, while Sam showed amusement and support. They both expressed concern and care for each other's well-being, such as discussing their health and sleep habits.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine I am up and moving around thank God though it's Friday." — Dave, expressing relief at the start of the weekend. - "A bunch of he did a bunch of surges for 18-year-olds... Hot wise club multiple times." — Sam, describing the coworker's porn search history with disbelief. - "I have totally forgotten how to take care of myself." — Sam, humorously discussing her struggle with preparing a rotisserie chicken. - "I'll check but I don’t think it tracks this…yet." — Sam, responding to Dave’s curiosity about work attendance tracking, showing caution. - "He had been sleeping on it without the protector, or a sheet for a little while." — Dave, describing his son’s poor mattress care that led to its replacement.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - The state of the work attendance tracking system and its implications for future work schedules. - The anticipated arrival of the new iPad and its potential use cases. - The unresolved state of the coworker’s inappropriate behavior and its potential consequences.
MOOD MAP Relief at the week's end → Playful amusement → Reflective concern → Affectionate support → Humorous storytelling → Thoughtful anticipation.
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
273
37.9 more; previous daily average 235.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
25
1.6 more; previous daily average 23.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 140 · 51% | 133 · 49% |
| Average reply time | 2m 27s (n=64) | 2m 7s (n=65) |
| Conversation starts | 2 of 3 · 67% | 1 of 3 · 33% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 27s (n=64). 6% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 18s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 404 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 7s (n=65). 29% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 1s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 404 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 66.7%; 5.1 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 61.5% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 13 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 7m 11s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.5%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
No changes met the alert thresholds.
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 273 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Humor (31), Status update (21), Frustration (18), Checking in (14), Excitement (11)
- Sam Willis: Status update (32), Frustration (22), Humor (22), Checking in (14), Affection (6)
Tension and positive follow-ups
20 of 32 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (62%).
12 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 18s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 32 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Ohhh yeah.
- Context · · Dave
At least twitter used to. I assumed it still did but I haven’t been on there in years
- Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK good morning yeah I'll get yeah good morning I love you. I hope you sleep well. All those things but I just the first thing I'm doing on my computer is looking at this recent escalation this dude with ham oh my God. A bun…
- Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Bro has been here 12 years too like come on what are we doing?
- Context · · Dave
Bro
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
How old is he? What is his job?
- Context · · Dave
Who doesn’t know not to do this in 2026
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Transcription: She's definitely in his 40s or so and he's been here 12 years and he's client facing. It's always a client facing once I'm serious not always but like. That's like a lot of it is those who are quiet facing what is happening…
- Context · · Dave
Let’s goooooo
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
Hahahaha
Episode 3 · 7 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Let’s goooooo
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hahahaha
- Tension signal Episode start · · Dave
Oh it’s for sure always client facing. They’re the least tech-oriented and potentially the dumbest.
- Tension signal · · Dave
Oh it’s for sure always client facing. They’re the least tech-oriented and potentially the dumbest. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Tension signal · · Sam Willis
Like 10 minutes early. Make it stop!!!
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
235 of 273 messages (86.1%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 124 / 140 | 88.6% |
| Sam Willis | 111 / 133 | 83.5% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.85 |
| Appreciation | 0.73 |
| Boundary setting | 0.73 |
| Checking in | 0.65 |
| Disagreement | 0.70 |
| Emotional support | 0.72 |
| Encouragement | 0.72 |
| Excitement | 0.81 |
| Flirting | 0.70 |
| Frustration | 0.71 |
| Humor | 0.69 |
| Passive aggression | 0.67 |
| Planning | 0.72 |
| Request | 0.57 |
| Sexting | 0.75 |
| Status update | 0.62 |
| Unmet need | 0.50 |
| Vulnerability | 0.67 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 10:52:58
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am up and moving around thank God though it's Friday I was gonna complain, but whatever we finally made it Oh gosh So there's CE excited for that I think I'm excited to not do shit f…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning love
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes, considering I’m not pregnant, it is shaping up to be a good week/weekend 🤣
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am up and moving around thank God though it's Friday I was gonna complain, but whatever we finally made it Oh gosh So there's CE excited for that I think I'm excited to not do shit f…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good morning love
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes, considering I’m not pregnant, it is shaping up to be a good week/weekend 🤣
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just another day of a dude looking up porn on his work computer!! 🙄🙄
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
FUCK YEAH
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lolol
- Detected signal · · Dave
She’s so cute
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh. Btw. Lexi woke me up at 430 throwing up, guess what, a squeaker
- Context · · Dave
Awwww look at Kelly
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Wait
- Context · · Sam Willis
That covers your 2 weeks right?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ok, yeah. Got it. Thanks
- Context · · Sam Willis
This call is making me tired
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I walked away a little while ago
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
Yea, sounds like there isn’t any time data
- Context · · Dave
Which I love ☺️
- Detected signal · · Dave
Good job Chris
- Context · · Sam Willis
Agreed. But I mean…you literally work in the same office as your boss….lol
- Context · · Dave
Eric doesn’t get in until 0915
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Right but I claim that I come in at 0700 at the latest. When actually it’s more like 0700 at the earliest 😅
- Context · · Dave
Ok, think I’m gonna take a little nap 😁
- Detected signal · · Dave
So it’s good for that data to not be available
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol enjoy
- Context · · Dave
Didn’t even fall asleep.
Boundary setting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think it’s super clunky so I don’t even look at it. It’s dumb
- Context · · Dave
So if I put the wrong day in by accident. Like, if I wfh Monday but record I wfh Tuesday and was in the office Monday…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Right. But I push the boundaries with my time in office so I need to know exactly how it works
- Context · · Sam Willis
There you go. You WFH last Monday
- Context · · Dave
Is it clear that I was in the office 4 days still but just put the wrong day
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Jesus Christ there’s so much going on. Now another friend just sent me screenshots of her fighting with her step daughter’s biological mom and then she called me to discuss. What is happening tonight.
- Context · · Dave
Who’s the other friend?
- Detected signal · · Dave
WE HAVE RULES HERE
- Context · · Dave
THIS ISNT NAM
- Context · · Sam Willis
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!!!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Various stains
- Context · · Dave
Once i looked at it… it isnt worth trying to clean 😒
- Detected signal · · Dave
I told him to just stop and sleep downstairs tonight
- Context · · Sam Willis
From sex or jerking off or just grossness? lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ewwww
Checking in
Showing 3 of 28 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am up and moving around thank God though it's Friday I was gonna complain, but whatever we finally made it Oh gosh So there's CE excited for that I think I'm excited to not do shit f…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning love
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes, considering I’m not pregnant, it is shaping up to be a good week/weekend 🤣
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
OMG
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Why aren’t you on the call yet
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Is this fun?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why aren’t you on the call yet
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Is this fun?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are we having fun?
- Context · · Dave
Dumb
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
So 1. It easily flags if ppl are taking more telecommute time a week than just their 1 day and 2. It will flag if you’re lying on your time report and saying you’re in office when you didn’t actually badge in that day.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll show you later when I have a break in meetings 😝
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I think it’s super clunky so I don’t even look at it. It’s dumb
- Context · · Dave
So if I put the wrong day in by accident. Like, if I wfh Monday but record I wfh Tuesday and was in the office Monday…
- Context · · Dave
Right. But I push the boundaries with my time in office so I need to know exactly how it works
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sorry catching up
- Context · · Sam Willis
This week you WFH today
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
No you WFH last Monday, the 15
- Context · · Sam Willis
Wait
- Context · · Sam Willis
That covers your 2 weeks right?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Huh? This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like my team starts pinging things. The leadership team does. Side pings
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Of ppl disagreeing with what the COE is saying. Or confused etc
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea my IMs blow up
- Context · · Dave
Oh lol
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lolol
- Context · · Dave
She’s so cute
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh. Btw. Lexi woke me up at 430 throwing up, guess what, a squeaker
- Context · · Dave
Awwww look at Kelly
- Context · · Sam Willis
I want to be corporate rah rah but I just can’t a lot of time
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I dunno man lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Maybe I’ll go shopping somewhere to bring me joy
- Context · · Dave
You gotta go out to hit the gym tomorrow right?
- Context · · Dave
I’m looking at new iPads right now 🤪
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Dave
I’ll voice message you tomorrow baby
- Detected signal · · Dave
You ended up in all kinds of drama this week!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Awww that sucks. Ugh. So new mattress time
- Context · · Dave
Yeah 😒
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Awwww look at Kelly
- Context · · Sam Willis
I want to be corporate rah rah but I just can’t a lot of time
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I know right? And she’s doing so great!!
- Context · · Dave
lmao! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Yeah she is
score 0.77 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s about time you ask about me
- Context · · Sam Willis
😝
- Detected signal · · Dave
Good job!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just finished the audio book!!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
You deserve it
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m very proud of you!
- Detected signal · · Dave
I hope that’s the best strawberry shortcake everrrrr though
- Context · · Dave
God now all I can think about is STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll probably not have any until tomorrow but I’m still very excited
Excitement
Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Dave
Bro
- Context · · Dave
How old is he? What is his job?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Who doesn’t know not to do this in 2026
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: She's definitely in his 40s or so and he's been here 12 years and he's client facing. It's always a client facing once I'm serious not always but like. That's like a lot of it is those who are quiet facing what is happening…
- Context · · Dave
Let’s goooooo
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
Who doesn’t know not to do this in 2026
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: She's definitely in his 40s or so and he's been here 12 years and he's client facing. It's always a client facing once I'm serious not always but like. That's like a lot of it is those who are quiet facing what is happening…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Let’s goooooo
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hahahaha
- Context · · Dave
Oh it’s for sure always client facing. They’re the least tech-oriented and potentially the dumbest.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hurry it up lol
- Context · · Dave
It’s 1005
- Detected signal · · Dave
OMG
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why aren’t you on the call yet
Flirting
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.82 · confidence 0.988
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Alrighty! My LLC is all filed up. Now just waiting 10-15 days for approval and I’ll be a veteran owned business.. owner. 🤭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You sexy man you
- Context · · Sam Willis
❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
YASSSSS!!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Did you nap?
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You old man!
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sir….
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
You old man!
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Sir….
- Context · · Sam Willis
I dunno baby…you’re pushing 50….
- Context · · Sam Willis
That is sir territory
Frustration
Showing 3 of 40 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Ohhh yeah.
- Context · · Dave
At least twitter used to. I assumed it still did but I haven’t been on there in years
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK good morning yeah I'll get yeah good morning I love you. I hope you sleep well. All those things but I just the first thing I'm doing on my computer is looking at this recent escalation this dude with ham oh my God. A bun…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Bro has been here 12 years too like come on what are we doing?
- Context · · Dave
Bro
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
At least twitter used to. I assumed it still did but I haven’t been on there in years
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK good morning yeah I'll get yeah good morning I love you. I hope you sleep well. All those things but I just the first thing I'm doing on my computer is looking at this recent escalation this dude with ham oh my God. A bun…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Bro has been here 12 years too like come on what are we doing?
- Context · · Dave
Bro
- Context · · Dave
How old is he? What is his job?
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
How old is he? What is his job?
- Context · · Dave
Who doesn’t know not to do this in 2026
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: She's definitely in his 40s or so and he's been here 12 years and he's client facing. It's always a client facing once I'm serious not always but like. That's like a lot of it is those who are quiet facing what is happening…
- Context · · Dave
Let’s goooooo
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hahahaha
Humor
Showing 3 of 53 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am up and moving around thank God though it's Friday I was gonna complain, but whatever we finally made it Oh gosh So there's CE excited for that I think I'm excited to not do shit f…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning love
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yes, considering I’m not pregnant, it is shaping up to be a good week/weekend 🤣
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just another day of a dude looking up porn on his work computer!! 🙄🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. I didn’t know X had adult content on there
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning love
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes, considering I’m not pregnant, it is shaping up to be a good week/weekend 🤣
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Just another day of a dude looking up porn on his work computer!! 🙄🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. I didn’t know X had adult content on there
- Context · · Dave
Ohhh yeah.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: She's definitely in his 40s or so and he's been here 12 years and he's client facing. It's always a client facing once I'm serious not always but like. That's like a lot of it is those who are quiet facing what is happening…
- Context · · Dave
Let’s goooooo
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Hahahaha
- Context · · Dave
Oh it’s for sure always client facing. They’re the least tech-oriented and potentially the dumbest.
- Context · · Dave
Oh it’s for sure always client facing. They’re the least tech-oriented and potentially the dumbest. This message responded to an earlier message.
Passive aggression
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Brian just messaged him that leadership team chat. I think the site would be more interesting if we could see how many hours they are in the office and Chris said of course Rachel said 100 Chris said the problem is there are…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Fuck you Brian
- Context · · Dave
Yea, sounds like there isn’t any time data
- Context · · Dave
Which I love ☺️
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
😝
- Context · · Dave
Good job!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just finished the audio book!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
And had to go to Petsmart and the grocery store
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I dunno baby…you’re pushing 50….
- Context · · Sam Willis
That is sir territory
- Detected signal · · Dave
Shut it
- Context · · Dave
Bitch
- Context · · Sam Willis
Love youuuuu
Planning
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am up and moving around thank God though it's Friday I was gonna complain, but whatever we finally made it Oh gosh So there's CE excited for that I think I'm excited to not do shit f…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning love
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes, considering I’m not pregnant, it is shaping up to be a good week/weekend 🤣
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
What can you see exactly
- Context · · Sam Willis
So 1. It easily flags if ppl are taking more telecommute time a week than just their 1 day and 2. It will flag if you’re lying on your time report and saying you’re in office when you didn’t actually badge in that day.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’ll show you later when I have a break in meetings 😝
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think it’s super clunky so I don’t even look at it. It’s dumb
- Context · · Dave
So if I put the wrong day in by accident. Like, if I wfh Monday but record I wfh Tuesday and was in the office Monday…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
That’s what they want you to believe… Who is “they”… 🤷♂️
- Context · · Dave
The deep state
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ok… what day did I wfh LAST week lol
- Context · · Dave
It wasn’t Thursday. And we were off Friday…
- Context · · Dave
I’m going with Tuesday..
Request
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg I forgot about that lady
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bahahaha
- Detected signal · · Dave
Did I take my remote day last Monday the 15th 🤔
- Context · · Dave
Oh! Eric said he has access to the attendance reports
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think but bitch I can’t keep track of you too 🤭
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Oh! Eric said he has access to the attendance reports
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think but bitch I can’t keep track of you too 🤭
- Detected signal · · Dave
Have you seen them?
- Context · · Dave
So, just was here this day?
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s no different than what was already out there
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
HOWEVER! I’ve heard multiple times that sr leadership CAN see that This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Shanelle looks so bored lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Who is Sr Leadership in this context?
- Context · · Sam Willis
But who tf knows
- Context · · Sam Willis
No idea
Sexting
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score 0.75 · confidence 0.75
- Context · · Sam Willis
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- Context · · Dave
Alrighty! My LLC is all filed up. Now just waiting 10-15 days for approval and I’ll be a veteran owned business.. owner. 🤭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You sexy man you
- Context · · Sam Willis
❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
YASSSSS!!
Status update
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am up and moving around thank God though it's Friday I was gonna complain, but whatever we finally made it Oh gosh So there's CE excited for that I think I'm excited to not do shit f…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning love
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes, considering I’m not pregnant, it is shaping up to be a good week/weekend 🤣
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes, considering I’m not pregnant, it is shaping up to be a good week/weekend 🤣
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just another day of a dude looking up porn on his work computer!! 🙄🙄
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Also. I didn’t know X had adult content on there
- Context · · Dave
Ohhh yeah.
- Context · · Dave
At least twitter used to. I assumed it still did but I haven’t been on there in years
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. I didn’t know X had adult content on there
- Context · · Dave
Ohhh yeah.
- Detected signal · · Dave
At least twitter used to. I assumed it still did but I haven’t been on there in years
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK good morning yeah I'll get yeah good morning I love you. I hope you sleep well. All those things but I just the first thing I'm doing on my computer is looking at this recent escalation this dude with ham oh my God. A bun…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Bro has been here 12 years too like come on what are we doing?
Vulnerability
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
That covers your 2 weeks right?
- Context · · Dave
Ok, yeah. Got it. Thanks
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
This call is making me tired
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I walked away a little while ago
- Context · · Sam Willis
So many side discussions. Christ
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I walked away a little while ago
- Context · · Sam Willis
So many side discussions. Christ
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I get anxiety bc my IMs blow tf up during the COE calls
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol
- Context · · Dave
Huh?
score 0.75 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Sam Willis
Gonna get one or just browsing?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Gonna get one or just browsing? This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
I want one.. but I now I won’t really use it
- Context · · Dave
Meh.. probably not lol
- Context · · Dave
But part of me wants to get one and FIND a use case of for it 😋