2026-06-24
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[2026-06-24 08:33:00] Sam Willis: Good morning. Are you alive?
[2026-06-24 08:34:00] Dave: I’m still in bed 🤭
[2026-06-24 08:34:00] Sam Willis: Sick day or WFH day?
[2026-06-24 08:34:00] Dave: Kinda
[2026-06-24 08:34:00] Dave: WFH
[2026-06-24 08:34:00] Sam Willis: Without internet?
[2026-06-24 08:34:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-24 08:34:00] Sam Willis: Daveeeee lol
[2026-06-24 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Yay!
[2026-06-24 08:35:00] Dave: Oh no, internet is back up
[2026-06-24 08:35:00] Dave: Yes
[2026-06-24 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Wanna know some other good news?
[2026-06-24 08:35:00] Dave: Thanks baby Jesus!
[2026-06-24 08:35:00] Dave: Maybe sick though… that a good idea
[2026-06-24 08:36:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-06-24 08:36:00] Dave: Omg I forgot you ordered the tests hshahaha
[2026-06-24 08:36:00] Sam Willis: We aren’t having a love child together 🤭
[2026-06-24 08:36:00] Dave: Lololol
[2026-06-24 08:38:00] Dave: I’m fixin to peel myself up outa bed so I’ll vm you in a few
[2026-06-24 08:46:00] Sam Willis: Does that look like a dog or a coyote?
[2026-06-24 08:48:00] Dave: Coyote
[2026-06-24 08:50:00] Sam Willis: On the prowl for cats 😭😭
[2026-06-24 08:59:00] Dave: 114 hours of sick time? Yep, that’s getting way too high 😋
[2026-06-24 09:03:00] Sam Willis: I’m at like 250 hrs of sick time!
[2026-06-24 09:03:00] Sam Willis: You’re a turd
[2026-06-24 09:10:00] Dave: That’s a lot to lose when you leave
[2026-06-24 09:11:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-24 09:43:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so glad that you know back on holy shit that was the worst night of my life And Like I wasn't sure so the last thing Got from you or less that was so terrible OK, so I said yeah Talk about dick size and associated so that That was the last thing that I saw it all and yes, I did. I'm still very horny actually thinking about you fucking and sucking big dicks. Sorry anyway He said neither did it yes and I didn't get so I didn't get anything After that until I had already Yeah, so I guess this looks like I was scrolling back off. It looks like it's all in order now so you were getting my messages. I didn't get anything. From you at all Until We went out to Best Buy last night and Into a different area so I guess what it happened is this is pretty common around here in general As it doesn't take much for the network to get overloaded with users So when Yeah, on the Internet down like even like just going out to somewhere like a shopping center or something where it's busy Like just with normal traffic gets bogged down and Cell service doesn't work or it's really slow So I guess what happened here is somebody that they've been doing some work all I mean they're always doing work around here but they've been running some cables or something underground for the last week or so and they cut a major Internet fiber cable Like yesterday morning sometime so then they We're out working on that there was like 10 trucks out on the side of the road where it happened and there's like probably 50 big ass cables like pulled up out of a hose out of a hole in the ground So apparently they got it fixed 1030 last night So that was fucking awful and yeah, I'm sure it was Yeah 4 1/2 hours so He said this is probably because we talked about waking up Do we get for talking about breaking up so never again never breaking up Again Yeah, I didn't get anything Yeah, until like I guess nine 839 or something then it finally came back or started getting OK then we started talking last night That was awful All right, so that's what happened God I don't know What? What I would do I can't even go 4 1/2 hours without Panicking AnyWho, how was your evening? Have you heard anything else about Christian and his? Situation with Bree curious if she dumped him Yeah Called in sick fuck that so I think I might just go take another nap Yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do today though. Wanna do something. Something productive I did get a lot done yesterday while the Internet was I processed a whole bunch of 3-D prints that I had needed to do and cleaned up. Everything really good. Yeah, I got everything Organized in my office Put a bunch of laundry away like clothes, stuff for like towels and sheets and shit that have been blankets. It would've been all. Piling up on the dining room table Anyway, I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice. I am so glad that we're packing contact and that fucking nightmare is over. Oh my God all right I'm just rambling now so You can take this 7 inches and I was trying to think of something clever, but OK, bye
[2026-06-24 09:45:00] Sam Willis: ❤️❤️
[2026-06-24 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Oooo we were messaging at the same time
[2026-06-24 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning Mr. I'm gonna voicemail you in a bit I'm just kidding anyway I'm trying to look semi or get myself semi presentable because I have an interview at 10:10 30. I don't know then Midland message me. Too much deodorant, sorry anyway Midland messaged me this morning, asking when I had time to connect so We shall see Can we come out this morning? Like we have the shit ready and I'm like no I need a heads up Shit to do or come out tomorrow So let's see Yeah, last night was like the first night and ever we weren't like texting each other So how that feel? I'm just kidding, but it was funny cause we just talked about breaking up the day before and then we got a taste although it wasn't quite the same but you know Christian message last night and she did like break things off so I feel bad for him. He's like you know I'll probably be in my head for a few days but The hell move on, I was only the second time they ever saw each other I feel bad. I feel bad because I feel like more than anything. He just like to feel wanted you know so I just feel bad for him. But I guess she just told him like you know she wasn't He said that she said that she wasn't feeling like those sort of romantic feelings not necessarily that it was like too much too soon, but I feel like once they had sex she probably realized like oh like this is this is too much sure I'm not ready for this or typically sex is like a turning point and that's when shit becomes real for a woman at least Anyway Let's see What else? I don't know man so you decided that you were going to take a sick day or are you working from home today? What are you doing? I don't wanna do my job ever But at least stay home. I also don't wanna interview. I'm tired of interviewing bro. I'm tired of talking about it. Also, did I tell you about this job so obviously I'm just like applying for things I'm not digging into these companies before I apply cause like nobody's got time for that but anyway. So this is what step up Step up for students or step up for kids or students which is They call a scholarship funding organization, but does not skull. It's like the voucher system which I think Texas has to hell. Arizona might have to basically where they give out scholarships. Two People to kids for private schools and charter schools and yeah, but it's like I don't know all the politics behind it but it's a very Republican thing apparently anyway so they are Florida's largest Like administrator of these scholarships and there's been a lot of fraud a lot of mismanagement of the funds so this role is for a vice president of controls management Like first office that they're willing to hire remotely and not like somebody in the state of Florida to be honest it's kind of weird But the other thing is he like it kind of sounds like like I go in there and be like you guys need to get your shit together because the state audit it has been horrific. I looked up the audit report and I'm I'm a dork and the last audit was back in 20 2024. And they are like seven findings and it was bad and anyway then a new CEO came in and apparently employee sentiment now as shit because she's like a fucking she's a tech person not a likes educator not like a not for profit person which is what the sense but anyway The other thing is, this is a government job. I like also, how do I work for the government the state of Florida? I'm not in Florida Florida also Florida, Florida. One of the worst states ever so anyway I shall hear them out. I mean the rule sounds like perfect for me, though I go in there build up a whole control program whole GRC. I'm about that life but I don't know man what if it's against my politics who knows you messaged me seven minutes OK and I'm almost at seven minutes. All right I'm gonna listen to what you said.
[2026-06-24 09:46:00] Sam Willis: Lmao you being horny thinking about me and big dicks
[2026-06-24 09:49:00] Dave: Haha, I think my message answered all the questions you asked lol
[2026-06-24 09:50:00] Dave: That’s a big time republican….
[2026-06-24 09:50:00] Dave: So do you think midland is going to make an offer today??
[2026-06-24 09:50:00] Dave: Wow.. you literally just said that as I was typing
[2026-06-24 09:50:00] Dave: Ewwwwe.. the voucher thing.
[2026-06-24 09:51:00] Sam Willis: Yes but it might be well it’s Effingham or nothing
[2026-06-24 09:51:00] Sam Willis: Yes but it might be well it’s Effingham or nothing
[2026-06-24 09:51:00] Dave: Yeah, it’s a big republican initiative to privatize school and make a few people rich.
[2026-06-24 09:52:00] Sam Willis: Which call? Midland or voucher thing?
[2026-06-24 09:52:00] Dave: Midland
[2026-06-24 09:52:00] Dave: Well just don’t answer them on the phone
[2026-06-24 09:52:00] Dave: What time is that call?
[2026-06-24 09:52:00] Sam Willis: lol but I want to know if I’m getting an offer!!!
[2026-06-24 09:53:00] Sam Willis: 🤷♀️
[2026-06-24 09:53:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-24 09:54:00] Dave: And yeah I’d be careful with the voucher thing. Not only because of politics but because it’s corrupt and you might end up being responsible for some shady shit that you can’t actually change or do anything about
[2026-06-24 09:54:00] Dave: Next thing you know: you’re sitting in front of congress answering questions from Bernie sanders
[2026-06-24 09:54:00] Sam Willis: Godddd. Should I just cancel?
[2026-06-24 09:55:00] Sam Willis: I’d tell him I love him
[2026-06-24 09:55:00] Sam Willis: OK I’m viewing it as practice
[2026-06-24 09:55:00] Dave: Hahaha, right??
[2026-06-24 09:55:00] Sam Willis: Ugh.
[2026-06-24 09:55:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-24 09:56:00] Dave: Or is that “them”
[2026-06-24 09:56:00] Sam Willis: My first interview with anthem isn’t until July 6!
[2026-06-24 09:56:00] Dave: What is anthem?
[2026-06-24 09:59:00] Sam Willis: No, anthem, the big insurance company
[2026-06-24 09:59:00] Sam Willis: They renamed to Elevance health
[2026-06-24 10:00:00] Sam Willis: The interview for voucher ppl is today at 1030
[2026-06-24 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh also another thing both Chris and Brian told me this morning to hurry up and Book my room in Dallas for October Especially if you're gonna go early or anything What do I do? So anyway, yeah, I don't know what to do. I mean I could just book it. I don't have any like it doesn't cost anything to book it so
[2026-06-24 10:06:00] Sam Willis: I’ll see what midland says today and go from there
[2026-06-24 10:06:00] Sam Willis: Godddd
[2026-06-24 10:06:00] Dave: Juuuuust in case
[2026-06-24 10:06:00] Dave: Book the room!
[2026-06-24 10:06:00] Dave: You can always cancel
[2026-06-24 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Prime day!!
[2026-06-24 10:09:00] Sam Willis: I just remembered I slept shopped last night!!
[2026-06-24 10:10:00] Dave: What’d you get
[2026-06-24 10:11:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-24 10:11:00] Sam Willis: And these!
[2026-06-24 10:11:00] Sam Willis: I’m get excited about new noise machine
[2026-06-24 10:12:00] Dave: Nice!
[2026-06-24 10:14:00] Sam Willis: I got 7% cash back if I waited until 7/1 to get them. I’m like done ✅
[2026-06-24 10:14:00] Sam Willis: Also I saw these awesome cat travel carriers I might get.
[2026-06-24 10:16:00] Sam Willis: Check this out - or ask Alexa, your shopping assistant for more ideas
[2026-06-24 10:16:00] Sam Willis: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CJF4TKTW/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_sms_apin_dp_727W9M468VE47QT5DJSH Petskd Portable Double Cat Carrier with Litter Box - Versatile Travel Solution cat carrier for 2 cats with litter box two cat carrier with litter box 2 cat carrier with litter box two cat carrier for car dual soft cat carrier double cat carrier cat carrier for two cats pet carrier for two dogs double cat carrier for 2 cats double compartment cat carrier cat carrier 2...
[2026-06-24 10:16:00] Sam Willis: And then I can just add on one more for the 3rd cat
[2026-06-24 10:19:00] Dave: Oooo yeah
[2026-06-24 10:19:00] Dave: That is pretty cool
[2026-06-24 10:20:00] Sam Willis: I’m stressing SO hard about the actual move with all the animals
[2026-06-24 10:24:00] Sam Willis: OK so what’s on your agenda today? Productive, fun, or lazy?
[2026-06-24 10:28:00] Dave: I know baby. It will be fine though! Remind me why you can’t just drive them… Can you fit 4 kennels in your car? With all the seats down?
[2026-06-24 10:28:00] Dave: I know baby. It will be fine though! Remind me why you can’t just drive them… Can you fit 4 kennels in your car? With all the seats down?
[2026-06-24 10:29:00] Dave: I’m not sure what I’m doing yet…
[2026-06-24 10:29:00] Dave: …ish
[2026-06-24 10:29:00] Dave: I’m not sure what I’m doing yet…
[2026-06-24 10:29:00] Dave: …ish
[2026-06-24 10:29:00] Dave: Productive!
[2026-06-24 10:29:00] Dave: Productive!
[2026-06-24 10:31:00] Dave: I’m waiting on the state for all my llc stuff. Maybe I’ll work on the website 🤔. It’s all set up and registered, I just need to do the content. I am waiting on the llc to set up my bank accounts though.
[2026-06-24 10:31:00] Dave: Ugh… which also means: I’ll need to create bank accounts lol
[2026-06-24 10:31:00] Dave: I’m waiting on the state for all my llc stuff. Maybe I’ll work on the website 🤔. It’s all set up and registered, I just need to do the content. I am waiting on the llc to set up my bank accounts though.
[2026-06-24 10:31:00] Dave: Ugh… which also means: I’ll need to create bank accounts lol
[2026-06-24 10:36:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. You have a lot going on too
[2026-06-24 10:36:00] Sam Willis: You’re setting up a whole ass business!!!!
[2026-06-24 10:37:00] Sam Willis: But you’ve seen my car. Even all seats down. 3 cats and 4 dogs???
[2026-06-24 10:37:00] Dave: I’ve never really thought about it like that lol
[2026-06-24 10:37:00] Sam Willis: But you’ve seen my car. Even all seats down. 3 cats and 4 dogs???
[2026-06-24 10:38:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-24 10:38:00] Dave: Nah… pack the cats in there too
[2026-06-24 10:38:00] Dave: It’ll be fiiiiine
[2026-06-24 10:38:00] Sam Willis: Have you ever driven with cats?
[2026-06-24 10:38:00] Sam Willis: Like for more than 15 minutes?
[2026-06-24 10:38:00] Sam Willis: Bro
[2026-06-24 10:38:00] Sam Willis: I could do the drive but I need someone else to also drive so we can split up the cats and dogs
[2026-06-24 10:39:00] Dave: But they’ll be fiiiiiine
[2026-06-24 10:39:00] Dave: I think you’re overthinking it just so you have something to worry about.
[2026-06-24 10:39:00] Sam Willis: They are TERRIFIED
[2026-06-24 10:40:00] Dave: I mean… it’s not like you’ve ever done that before!
[2026-06-24 10:40:00] Sam Willis: 😒
[2026-06-24 10:40:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-24 10:40:00] Sam Willis: I think you can fly your ass on up here and drive across the country with me then
[2026-06-24 10:40:00] Dave: But there’s a first time for everything
[2026-06-24 10:41:00] Sam Willis: We could listen to so many podcasts
[2026-06-24 10:41:00] Sam Willis: Fun?? lol
[2026-06-24 10:41:00] Sam Willis: I dunno who will be accompanying me but fucking someone is
[2026-06-24 10:41:00] Dave: Uhh, yeah!
[2026-06-24 10:41:00] Dave: You and me on a road trip?!
[2026-06-24 10:41:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-06-24 10:41:00] Sam Willis: I soooooo fucking wish
[2026-06-24 10:41:00] Dave: How fun would that be!
[2026-06-24 10:41:00] Dave: Don’t think I hadn’t thought of that 😜
[2026-06-24 10:42:00] Dave: Naaaah, it would totally be fine
[2026-06-24 10:42:00] Sam Willis: It’s not fun with all the animals. It’s so stressful! Lol. But yes being with you would be absolute best case scenario ❤️❤️❤️
[2026-06-24 10:47:00] Sam Willis: ❤️❤️
[2026-06-24 10:47:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-24 10:47:00] Sam Willis: Me, you, and my dad
[2026-06-24 12:46:00] Dave: 2 things….
[2026-06-24 12:47:00] Dave: And…
[2026-06-24 12:47:00] Dave: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
[2026-06-24 12:47:00] Dave: LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE 😋😘
[2026-06-24 12:48:00] Dave: (Yes, afterglow)
[2026-06-24 12:55:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm
[2026-06-24 12:55:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeeee!!!!!
[2026-06-24 12:56:00] Sam Willis: I love that you put a towel on your head when you have no damn hair lol
[2026-06-24 12:56:00] Sam Willis: Good job baby andddddd you are so sexy !!
[2026-06-24 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Just finished my interview. Thought I did well. I pulled some answers out of my ass and I’m so impressed with myself. 😂
[2026-06-24 13:11:00] Sam Willis: How did the run feel?
[2026-06-24 13:16:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-24 13:19:00] Dave: Pretty good actually. I took it a little easy since I hadn’t run in a couple weeks.
[2026-06-24 13:19:00] Dave: Pretty good actually. I took it a little easy since I hadn’t run in a couple weeks.
[2026-06-24 13:19:00] Dave: Remind me which company this was? Anthem?
[2026-06-24 13:19:00] Dave: But definitely better than I expected
[2026-06-24 13:19:00] Dave: But definitely better than I expected
[2026-06-24 13:19:00] Dave: Remind me which company this was? Anthem?
[2026-06-24 13:20:00] Dave: Cuz you’re great!
[2026-06-24 13:20:00] Dave: And I love that you were impressed with yourself! You should be!
[2026-06-24 13:20:00] Dave: Cuz you’re great!
[2026-06-24 13:20:00] Dave: And I love that you were impressed with yourself! You should be!
[2026-06-24 13:21:00] Sam Willis: No this was the voucher ppl in Florida
[2026-06-24 13:21:00] Sam Willis: This would be building out controls from the ground up
[2026-06-24 13:21:00] Dave: Ohhh, right
[2026-06-24 13:21:00] Sam Willis: As they should
[2026-06-24 13:21:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-24 13:21:00] Sam Willis: So it’s a newly created position. They’re building out a whole risk org
[2026-06-24 13:22:00] Sam Willis: 16 holidays
[2026-06-24 13:22:00] Sam Willis: She said the culture is “very collaborative and family first” 😂
[2026-06-24 13:22:00] Dave: Sounds about right
[2026-06-24 13:22:00] Sam Willis: They have nothing so far lol
[2026-06-24 13:22:00] Sam Willis: Everyone is remote. Unlimited PTO
[2026-06-24 13:23:00] Dave: They need to mitigate the risk of getting caught running their scam lol
[2026-06-24 13:23:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-24 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Must be nice
[2026-06-24 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Texas has their own stock exchange???
[2026-06-24 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Dallas is becoming “the” financial hub
[2026-06-24 13:25:00] Dave: Yeah… Ever heard of the Stock Yards?
[2026-06-24 13:25:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm maybe but I felt like that was a western cowboy thing
[2026-06-24 13:28:00] Dave: It was. It’s the old downtown of Fort Worth. Like from a million years ago - and is now the main tourist spot. It was the place people from all around brought their cattle (stock) to exchange it… then some shit happened over the years… and it became the tx stock exchange
[2026-06-24 13:31:00] Sam Willis: Oh. So it’s not ACTUAL $$$ stock lol
[2026-06-24 13:31:00] Dave: Idk bro…
[2026-06-24 13:31:00] Sam Willis: You did not lol
[2026-06-24 13:31:00] Dave: I just made most of that up
[2026-06-24 13:31:00] Sam Willis: I’m dumb
[2026-06-24 13:32:00] Dave: I mean… It’s loosely based on something I think I heard on a tour or something
[2026-06-24 13:32:00] Dave: Like, 30% confidence lol
[2026-06-24 14:22:00] Sam Willis: Omg the job today already reached out to schedule another round
[2026-06-24 14:40:00] Dave: Ofc they did ☺️
[2026-06-24 14:45:00] Sam Willis: I dunno man.
[2026-06-24 14:45:00] Sam Willis: We will see lol
[2026-06-24 14:46:00] Sam Willis: She said the job would be east coast times
[2026-06-24 14:46:00] Sam Willis: They want to interview at fucking 7am next Monday
[2026-06-24 15:07:00] Dave: Still nothing from midland?
[2026-06-24 15:27:00] Sam Willis: I have one more meeting then I’m going to text him again
[2026-06-24 15:27:00] Sam Willis: Nope
[2026-06-24 15:29:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-06-24 15:31:00] Dave: I took a little nap… watched a little YouTube…
[2026-06-24 15:31:00] Sam Willis: You brat lol
[2026-06-24 15:31:00] Dave: Took another little nap
[2026-06-24 15:32:00] Sam Willis: I would love to nap too. The dogs have been snoozing allllll day and I guarantee they’ll act like energetic idiots as soon as I’m done working
[2026-06-24 15:33:00] Dave: Yeah that’s the best
[2026-06-24 15:33:00] Sam Willis: But man I do love that doggy daycare hangover they get
[2026-06-24 15:34:00] Dave: I also fixed a couple little things around the house. Some squeaky doors and stuff like that
[2026-06-24 16:11:00] Dave: Wtf bro
[2026-06-24 16:11:00] Sam Willis: Jesus Christ stillllll no answer with Midland.
[2026-06-24 16:11:00] Sam Willis: I’ll voice message you in a bit
[2026-06-24 16:23:00] Sam Willis: Can I call you.
[2026-06-24 16:23:00] Dave: Yeah do it
[2026-06-24 16:23:00] Sam Willis: It’s easier for me to rant lol
[2026-06-24 16:23:00] Sam Willis: But no worries if you’re busy
[2026-06-24 16:23:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-24 17:20:00] Dave: I love this so much
[2026-06-24 17:20:00] Sam Willis: The new video from Midwest safety today is so stressful
[2026-06-24 17:20:00] Sam Willis: Pure fucking chaos
[2026-06-24 17:21:00] Sam Willis: Also it’s close to effingham lol
[2026-06-24 17:21:00] Dave: I’m watching cutting edge engineering right now. I’m sure you’d hate it BUT.. There’s a dog in every episode!!
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[2026-06-24 17:22:00] Sam Willis: All I see are huge machines in their videos
[2026-06-24 17:24:00] Dave: Yeah. He’s a machinist who works on heavy construction equipment like big ass bulldozer parts and shit.
[2026-06-24 17:24:00] Dave: His wife films and edits
[2026-06-24 17:25:00] Sam Willis: And I love this about you. The things that you’re into and that makes you happy
[2026-06-24 17:25:00] Dave: Plus they have outtakes at the end where he fucks up so many lines lol
[2026-06-24 17:25:00] Sam Willis: And I love this about you. The things that you’re into and that makes you happy
[2026-06-24 17:25:00] Dave: They started off small and the shop, and the chanel has grown. I love seeing the gradual improvements in camera work, editing, composition, etc. over the years.
[2026-06-24 17:26:00] Dave: And I love love love machining so it’s a double winner
[2026-06-24 17:47:00] Sam Willis: It just thundered for a couple seconds and Lexi was like wtf was that?!? Lexi and Loki have never dealt with storms or really even rain. I’m very curious how they’ll adjust. And to snow!!
[2026-06-24 17:47:00] Dave: Hopefully they don’t be little bitches like Creek when it storms
[2026-06-24 17:47:00] Dave: Snow will be fun!
[2026-06-24 17:47:00] Sam Willis: What does he do
[2026-06-24 17:51:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Have I never told you about creek in his fucking storm phobia like it can still even be nice outside and if like he knows before like we can even tell it's gonna storm sometimes you know, dog senses or whatever But like it's time you hear thunder he is Either trying to get into Juliette's room to get under like a desk in there get in our room or my room rather 10 through the bathroom and enter the closet Where curls up? Or trying to get upstairs to my office under a desk in here and all of those places are blocked off so he'll still like my bedroom door has a gas like closer shock on it more closes automatically and he'll like bust through that and It's fucking like ridiculous cause like he can't just go through easy like he has to fucking train and like fucking pushes way through and like work through it all and it makes a ton of noise And then like sometimes he won't eat like for a day cause he's fucking shit up about it It's so dumb he's just ridiculous and bear. Can't give a fuck like he's just like creeps freaking the fuck out trying to find out Heidi space and doing whatever it takes to get there and bears just like. What are you doing? Let's play. So Yeah, he's just a pussy
[2026-06-24 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Listening now but also I just came across these old photos and I just can’t get over baby Levon!!
[2026-06-24 17:52:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-24 17:53:00] Sam Willis: Poor creek!!!
[2026-06-24 17:53:00] Dave: Omg he’s so little
[2026-06-24 17:53:00] Sam Willis: “Gas closer shock”?? Huh??
[2026-06-24 17:53:00] Sam Willis: Awwww yes you’ve told me about him going to the closet!!
[2026-06-24 17:54:00] Sam Willis: You be nice to creek
[2026-06-24 17:54:00] Dave: I guess it’s actually hydraulic. It’s an arm thing that closes the door automatically. Like at a store or whatever.
[2026-06-24 17:55:00] Dave: I just lock him in his kennel whenever it storms
[2026-06-24 17:55:00] Dave: I AM nice to that idiot
[2026-06-24 17:55:00] Dave: He seems to be fine with that
[2026-06-24 17:56:00] Sam Willis: Well it’s dark here and I hear random thunder but NO RAIN 🤬🤬
[2026-06-24 17:56:00] Dave: That’s too bad
[2026-06-24 17:56:00] Dave: But I mean, at least it’s dark
[2026-06-24 17:59:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wO8WX10Ttg Building the Walkway Platform for Our MONSTER Lathe | Megabore Lathe Setup The Megabore lathe is the biggest machine in our workshop, and buil...
[2026-06-24 17:59:00] Dave: This link starts on the dog part
[2026-06-24 18:00:00] Sam Willis: I’m hoping this gets me out of pool exercise with them tonight
[2026-06-24 18:01:00] Sam Willis: Omgggggg you didn’t tell me he was a pitty!!!!!
[2026-06-24 18:01:00] Sam Willis: Omg I love himmmmm!!
[2026-06-24 18:01:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-24 18:02:00] Sam Willis: That is awesome!
[2026-06-24 18:02:00] Dave: Fans send him toys all the time
[2026-06-24 18:14:00] Sam Willis: I’m watching this video of a domestic violence incident where these exes are screaming at each other outside one of their houses and so the cops are asking the neighbors if their cameras picked up any of the “incident”. Bro I would looooveeeee to have footage like that 😂
[2026-06-24 18:14:00] Sam Willis: With no one being hurt of course….
[2026-06-24 18:16:00] Dave: It’s better if someone gets hurt!!
[2026-06-24 18:16:00] Sam Willis: 🙄 lol
[2026-06-24 19:10:00] Sam Willis: I wish I had the motivation to do anything: clean, cook, workout…anything
[2026-06-24 19:18:00] Dave: You have a lot going on so I’m not surprised you’re wiped out.
[2026-06-24 19:20:00] Dave: Work, interviews, being super hot, dogs..
[2026-06-24 19:20:00] Sam Willis: You’re adorable
[2026-06-24 19:21:00] Sam Willis: Anyway what are you up to?
[2026-06-24 19:21:00] Dave: Nooo, that’s just how you are
[2026-06-24 19:21:00] Sam Willis: I feel like I’m sucking so bad at work and I feel like it’s so obvious
[2026-06-24 19:22:00] Dave: You never think you’re doing good enough
[2026-06-24 19:25:00] Sam Willis: Bc I know, internally, when I’m not giving it my best
[2026-06-24 19:25:00] Sam Willis: Or even close to my best
[2026-06-24 19:27:00] Dave: Yeah, but that’s ok. Nobody does their best ALL the time
[2026-06-24 19:27:00] Dave: I do like 40% MOST of the time
[2026-06-24 19:32:00] Sam Willis: We had this long convo like 2 days ago, me and the other directors that were under Stephen, and Rachel and Brian (mostly Rachel) was talking about basically about how half of TRM is not performing as they should and we give out promotions and bonuses too easily. Ppl aren’t doing their jobs, we are bloated, blah blah
[2026-06-24 20:23:00] Sam Willis: Getting honeybee tattoo on Sunday!!! Yasssssss
[2026-06-24 20:23:00] Dave: Awesome!
[2026-06-24 20:24:00] Dave: Are you going to do the design at the same time? Or do you already have something in mind?
[2026-06-24 20:26:00] Sam Willis: I already sent him some inspo so we will see what he comes up with. He’ll probably wait until I get there though to do it
[2026-06-24 20:26:00] Sam Willis: EEEEE!!!
[2026-06-24 20:47:00] Dave: I’m excited for you!
[2026-06-24 20:48:00] Sam Willis: Tis addicting though
[2026-06-24 20:48:00] Sam Willis: This will be tattoo #6. Maybe I need to slow my roll after this 😬
[2026-06-24 20:53:00] Dave: I say keep going!
[2026-06-24 20:56:00] Sam Willis: You don’t think I look too…rough?? 😂
[2026-06-24 21:00:00] Sam Willis: Rough
[2026-06-24 21:00:00] Sam Willis: Not TOUGH
[2026-06-24 21:00:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-24 21:00:00] Dave: Uh… no
[2026-06-24 21:01:00] Sam Willis: Like…I live in a trailer
[2026-06-24 21:01:00] Sam Willis: like…white trash
[2026-06-24 21:01:00] Dave: Not at all! You’re a perfect little peach baby
[2026-06-24 21:01:00] Sam Willis: Like…rode hard and put away wet 😂
[2026-06-24 21:01:00] Dave: LOLOL
[2026-06-24 21:02:00] Dave: I think they’re sexy 😏
[2026-06-24 21:03:00] Dave: Now if you start getting Harley Davidson, and skull tats… we’ll have a different conversation
[2026-06-24 21:07:00] Sam Willis: I hate the skull tattoos
[2026-06-24 21:15:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-06-24 21:16:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm that sounds amazing
[2026-06-24 21:16:00] Sam Willis: I’m working 😩
[2026-06-24 21:16:00] Dave: That sucks
[2026-06-24 21:16:00] Dave: I’m in bed ☺️☺️☺️
[2026-06-24 21:16:00] Dave: Wishing you were snuggled up on my chest
[2026-06-24 21:16:00] Sam Willis: I would actually get a good nights sleep 😭
[2026-06-24 21:16:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-06-24 21:17:00] Sam Willis: I hope you sleep well baby
[2026-06-24 21:17:00] Dave: Are you taking a bene tonight?
[2026-06-24 21:17:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t take one last night so yea I might tonight. I have a headache coming on too
[2026-06-24 21:18:00] Dave: I love you, and I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-06-24 21:18:00] Sam Willis: Thank you baby
[2026-06-24 21:18:00] Dave: Awww ☹️
[2026-06-24 21:18:00] Dave: Well I Hope it clears up and you get some sleep
[2026-06-24 21:19:00] Sam Willis: You going to work tomorrow?
[2026-06-24 21:19:00] Dave: Probably will wfh
[2026-06-24 21:19:00] Dave: I might wfh
[2026-06-24 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-24 21:19:00] Dave: Idk..
[2026-06-24 21:20:00] Dave: Alright, nite nite love 💕
[2026-06-24 21:20:00] Sam Willis: Night baby. I love you
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW Tuesday. The day began with playful teasing, transitioned into discussions about job interviews, and ended on a tender, intimate note. The defining theme was the mix of professional anxiety and personal longing.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Internet Outage - Dave was working from home due to an internet outage. - Emotional register: Playful, impatient. - Notable quote: "Thanks baby Jesus!"
- Job Interviews
- Sam discussed her interview with a scholarship funding organization and another with Midland.
- Emotional register: Anxious, hopeful.
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Notable quote: "Godddd. Should I just cancel?"
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Moving with Pets
- Sam expressed stress about moving with her cats and dogs.
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Emotional register: Worried, frustrated.
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Eyewear and Sunglasses
- Sam mentioned ordering new sunglasses online.
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Emotional register: Excited, playful.
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Tattoos
- Sam plans to get a new tattoo of a honeybee and discusses her previous tattoos.
- Emotional register: Excited, self-deprecating.
- Notable quote: "This will be tattoo #6. Maybe I need to slow my roll after this 😬"
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave expressed his sexual longing, mentioning his horniness and thoughts of sex. - He described the sensation of missing the physical presence of Sam, wishing she were snuggled up on his chest. - Specific language: "I'm still very horny actually thinking about you fucking and sucking big dicks."
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam took the lead in discussing her professional worries, while Dave provided emotional support and understanding. - Tension was present in the discussion about job interviews, with Sam expressing frustration and Dave offering reassurance. - Expressions of love and longing were prominent, with both parties expressing their desire to be together and their affection for each other. - Power-dynamic moments included Dave teasing Sam about her job and her tattoos, and Sam playfully engaging in the banter.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Thanks baby Jesus!" — Dave, reacting to the internet being back up. - "I'm still very horny actually thinking about you fucking and sucking big dicks." — Dave, expressing his sexual longing. - "Godddd. Should I just cancel?" — Sam, pondering her job interview. - "This will be tattoo #6. Maybe I need to slow my roll after this 😬" — Sam, discussing her upcoming tattoo. - "Well, I Hope it clears up and you get some sleep" — Dave, wishing Sam a good night after discussing her headache.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's decision about the job offer from Midland. - The progress of Dave's business setup. - Sam's plans for getting the honeybee tattoo. - The ongoing theme of moving with pets.
MOOD MAP playful teasing → anxious anticipation → tender intimacy
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
304
77.9 more; previous daily average 226.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
22
4.4 fewer; previous daily average 26.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 148 · 49% | 156 · 51% |
| Average reply time | 2m 14s (n=78) | 2m 20s (n=79) |
| Conversation starts | 0 of 1 · 0% | 1 of 1 · 100% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 14s (n=78). 14% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 35s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 390 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 20s (n=79). 31% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 22s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 390 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 0.0%; 72.7 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 72.7% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 11 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 9m 35s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 99.0%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 34% higher than the previous daily average of 226.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
- Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 31% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 22s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 390 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 304 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (52), Humor (25), Frustration (14), Affection (10), Emotional support (9)
- Sam Willis: Status update (39), Humor (21), Affection (15), Vulnerability (15), Checking in (14)
Tension and positive follow-ups
16 of 22 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (73%).
6 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 19s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 22 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Coyote
- Context · · Sam Willis
On the prowl for cats 😭😭
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
114 hours of sick time? Yep, that’s getting way too high 😋
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m at like 250 hrs of sick time!
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re a turd
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmao you being horny thinking about me and big dicks
- Context · · Dave
Haha, I think my message answered all the questions you asked lol
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
That’s a big time republican….
- Context · · Dave
So do you think midland is going to make an offer today??
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
Wow.. you literally just said that as I was typing
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
So do you think midland is going to make an offer today??
- Context · · Dave
Wow.. you literally just said that as I was typing
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Ewwwwe.. the voucher thing.
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
Yes but it might be well it’s Effingham or nothing This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes but it might be well it’s Effingham or nothing
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
282 of 304 messages (92.8%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 140 / 148 | 94.6% |
| Sam Willis | 142 / 156 | 91.0% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.83 |
| Appreciation | 0.72 |
| Boundary setting | 0.60 |
| Checking in | 0.67 |
| Deep sharing | 0.67 |
| Disagreement | 0.64 |
| Emotional support | 0.75 |
| Encouragement | 0.78 |
| Excitement | 0.77 |
| Flirting | 0.83 |
| Frustration | 0.69 |
| Humor | 0.68 |
| Planning | 0.72 |
| Request | 0.67 |
| Sexting | 0.78 |
| Status update | 0.63 |
| Unmet need | 0.70 |
| Vulnerability | 0.67 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 10:48:29
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 25 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Dave
Yes
- Context · · Sam Willis
Wanna know some other good news?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Thanks baby Jesus!
- Context · · Dave
Maybe sick though… that a good idea
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
That’s a lot to lose when you leave
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so glad that you know back on holy shit that was the worst night of my life And Like I wasn't sure so the last thing Got from you or less that was so terrible OK, so I said yeah T…
- Context · · Sam Willis
❤️❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooo we were messaging at the same time
score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so glad that you know back on holy shit that was the worst night of my life And Like I wasn't sure so the last thing Got from you or less that was so terrible OK, so I said yeah T…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
❤️❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooo we were messaging at the same time
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Mr. I'm gonna voicemail you in a bit I'm just kidding anyway I'm trying to look semi or get myself semi presentable because I have an interview at 10:10 30. I don't know then Midland message me. Too much deodora…
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
They need to mitigate the risk of getting caught running their scam lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Must be nice
- Context · · Sam Willis
Texas has their own stock exchange???
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dallas is becoming “the” financial hub
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
And I love this about you. The things that you’re into and that makes you happy
- Context · · Dave
Plus they have outtakes at the end where he fucks up so many lines lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
And I love this about you. The things that you’re into and that makes you happy This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
They started off small and the shop, and the chanel has grown. I love seeing the gradual improvements in camera work, editing, composition, etc. over the years.
- Context · · Dave
And I love love love machining so it’s a double winner
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Plus they have outtakes at the end where he fucks up so many lines lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
And I love this about you. The things that you’re into and that makes you happy This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
They started off small and the shop, and the chanel has grown. I love seeing the gradual improvements in camera work, editing, composition, etc. over the years.
- Context · · Dave
And I love love love machining so it’s a double winner
- Context · · Sam Willis
It just thundered for a couple seconds and Lexi was like wtf was that?!? Lexi and Loki have never dealt with storms or really even rain. I’m very curious how they’ll adjust. And to snow!!
Boundary setting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
- Context · · Dave
Omg I forgot you ordered the tests hshahaha
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
We aren’t having a love child together 🤭
- Context · · Dave
Lololol
- Context · · Dave
I’m fixin to peel myself up outa bed so I’ll vm you in a few
score 0.60 · confidence 0.65
- Context · · Sam Willis
Which call? Midland or voucher thing?
- Context · · Dave
Midland
- Detected signal · · Dave
Well just don’t answer them on the phone
- Context · · Dave
What time is that call?
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol but I want to know if I’m getting an offer!!!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
“Gas closer shock”?? Huh??
- Context · · Sam Willis
Awwww yes you’ve told me about him going to the closet!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You be nice to creek
- Context · · Dave
I guess it’s actually hydraulic. It’s an arm thing that closes the door automatically. Like at a store or whatever.
- Context · · Dave
I just lock him in his kennel whenever it storms
Checking in
Showing 3 of 20 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good morning. Are you alive?
- Context · · Dave
I’m still in bed 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sick day or WFH day?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.75
- Context · · Dave
Ewwwwe.. the voucher thing.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes but it might be well it’s Effingham or nothing This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yes but it might be well it’s Effingham or nothing
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, it’s a big republican initiative to privatize school and make a few people rich.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Which call? Midland or voucher thing?
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmao
- Detected signal · · Dave
Or is that “them”
- Context · · Sam Willis
My first interview with anthem isn’t until July 6!
- Context · · Dave
What is anthem?
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
They started off small and the shop, and the chanel has grown. I love seeing the gradual improvements in camera work, editing, composition, etc. over the years.
- Context · · Dave
And I love love love machining so it’s a double winner
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
It just thundered for a couple seconds and Lexi was like wtf was that?!? Lexi and Loki have never dealt with storms or really even rain. I’m very curious how they’ll adjust. And to snow!!
- Context · · Dave
Hopefully they don’t be little bitches like Creek when it storms
- Context · · Dave
Snow will be fun!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, but that’s ok. Nobody does their best ALL the time
- Context · · Dave
I do like 40% MOST of the time
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
We had this long convo like 2 days ago, me and the other directors that were under Stephen, and Rachel and Brian (mostly Rachel) was talking about basically about how half of TRM is not performing as they should and we give out promotions…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Getting honeybee tattoo on Sunday!!! Yasssssss
- Context · · Dave
Awesome!
score 0.72 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hope you sleep well baby
- Context · · Dave
Are you taking a bene tonight?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I didn’t take one last night so yea I might tonight. I have a headache coming on too
- Context · · Dave
I love you, and I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
- Context · · Sam Willis
Thank you baby
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmao you being horny thinking about me and big dicks
- Context · · Dave
Haha, I think my message answered all the questions you asked lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
That’s a big time republican….
- Context · · Dave
So do you think midland is going to make an offer today??
- Context · · Dave
Wow.. you literally just said that as I was typing
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I could do the drive but I need someone else to also drive so we can split up the cats and dogs
- Context · · Dave
But they’ll be fiiiiiine
- Detected signal · · Dave
I think you’re overthinking it just so you have something to worry about.
- Context · · Sam Willis
They are TERRIFIED
- Context · · Dave
I mean… it’s not like you’ve ever done that before!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
LOLOL
- Context · · Dave
I think they’re sexy 😏
- Detected signal · · Dave
Now if you start getting Harley Davidson, and skull tats… we’ll have a different conversation
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hate the skull tattoos
- Context · · Dave
What are you up to?
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Oooo yeah
- Context · · Dave
That is pretty cool
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m stressing SO hard about the actual move with all the animals
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK so what’s on your agenda today? Productive, fun, or lazy?
- Context · · Dave
I know baby. It will be fine though! Remind me why you can’t just drive them… Can you fit 4 kennels in your car? With all the seats down?
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m stressing SO hard about the actual move with all the animals
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK so what’s on your agenda today? Productive, fun, or lazy?
- Detected signal · · Dave
I know baby. It will be fine though! Remind me why you can’t just drive them… Can you fit 4 kennels in your car? With all the seats down?
- Context · · Dave
I know baby. It will be fine though! Remind me why you can’t just drive them… Can you fit 4 kennels in your car? With all the seats down? This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
I’m not sure what I’m doing yet…
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK so what’s on your agenda today? Productive, fun, or lazy?
- Context · · Dave
I know baby. It will be fine though! Remind me why you can’t just drive them… Can you fit 4 kennels in your car? With all the seats down?
- Detected signal · · Dave
I know baby. It will be fine though! Remind me why you can’t just drive them… Can you fit 4 kennels in your car? With all the seats down? This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
I’m not sure what I’m doing yet…
- Context · · Dave
…ish This message responded to an earlier message.
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Godddd
- Context · · Dave
Juuuuust in case
- Detected signal · · Dave
Book the room!
- Context · · Dave
You can always cancel
- Context · · Sam Willis
Prime day!!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Juuuuust in case
- Context · · Dave
Book the room!
- Detected signal · · Dave
You can always cancel
- Context · · Sam Willis
Prime day!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just remembered I slept shopped last night!!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think you can fly your ass on up here and drive across the country with me then
- Detected signal · · Dave
But there’s a first time for everything
- Context · · Sam Willis
We could listen to so many podcasts
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fun?? lol
Excitement
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
Daveeeee lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yay!
- Context · · Dave
Oh no, internet is back up
- Context · · Dave
Yes
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Well just don’t answer them on the phone
- Context · · Dave
What time is that call?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
lol but I want to know if I’m getting an offer!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤷♀️
- Context · · Sam Willis
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Book the room!
- Context · · Dave
You can always cancel
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Prime day!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just remembered I slept shopped last night!!
- Context · · Dave
What’d you get
Flirting
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score 0.78 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooo we were messaging at the same time
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Mr. I'm gonna voicemail you in a bit I'm just kidding anyway I'm trying to look semi or get myself semi presentable because I have an interview at 10:10 30. I don't know then Midland message me. Too much deodora…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Lmao you being horny thinking about me and big dicks
- Context · · Dave
Haha, I think my message answered all the questions you asked lol
- Context · · Dave
That’s a big time republican….
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like…rode hard and put away wet 😂
- Context · · Dave
LOLOL
- Detected signal · · Dave
I think they’re sexy 😏
- Context · · Dave
Now if you start getting Harley Davidson, and skull tats… we’ll have a different conversation
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hate the skull tattoos
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
That sucks
- Context · · Dave
I’m in bed ☺️☺️☺️
- Detected signal · · Dave
Wishing you were snuggled up on my chest
- Context · · Sam Willis
I would actually get a good nights sleep 😭
- Context · · Dave
Ugh
Frustration
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525
- Context · · Dave
Coyote
- Context · · Sam Willis
On the prowl for cats 😭😭
- Detected signal · · Dave
114 hours of sick time? Yep, that’s getting way too high 😋
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m at like 250 hrs of sick time!
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re a turd
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
So do you think midland is going to make an offer today??
- Context · · Dave
Wow.. you literally just said that as I was typing
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ewwwwe.. the voucher thing.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes but it might be well it’s Effingham or nothing This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes but it might be well it’s Effingham or nothing
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes but it might be well it’s Effingham or nothing This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes but it might be well it’s Effingham or nothing
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah, it’s a big republican initiative to privatize school and make a few people rich.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Which call? Midland or voucher thing?
- Context · · Dave
Midland
Humor
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning. Are you alive?
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m still in bed 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sick day or WFH day?
- Context · · Dave
Kinda
score 0.66 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Dave
WFH
- Context · · Sam Willis
Without internet?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hehehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
Daveeeee lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yay!
score 0.72 · confidence 0.646
- Context · · Sam Willis
Without internet?
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Daveeeee lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yay!
- Context · · Dave
Oh no, internet is back up
Planning
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score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Haha, I think my message answered all the questions you asked lol
- Context · · Dave
That’s a big time republican….
- Detected signal · · Dave
So do you think midland is going to make an offer today??
- Context · · Dave
Wow.. you literally just said that as I was typing
- Context · · Dave
Ewwwwe.. the voucher thing.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Godddd. Should I just cancel?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’d tell him I love him
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
OK I’m viewing it as practice
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, right??
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
The interview for voucher ppl is today at 1030
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh also another thing both Chris and Brian told me this morning to hurry up and Book my room in Dallas for October Especially if you're gonna go early or anything What do I do? So anyway, yeah, I don't know what to do. I mea…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’ll see what midland says today and go from there
- Context · · Sam Willis
Godddd
- Context · · Dave
Juuuuust in case
Request
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score 0.72 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Mr. I'm gonna voicemail you in a bit I'm just kidding anyway I'm trying to look semi or get myself semi presentable because I have an interview at 10:10 30. I don't know then Midland message me. Too much deodora…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmao you being horny thinking about me and big dicks
- Detected signal · · Dave
Haha, I think my message answered all the questions you asked lol
- Context · · Dave
That’s a big time republican….
- Context · · Dave
So do you think midland is going to make an offer today??
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Midland
- Context · · Dave
Well just don’t answer them on the phone
- Detected signal · · Dave
What time is that call?
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol but I want to know if I’m getting an offer!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤷♀️
score 0.60 · confidence 0.6
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m stressing SO hard about the actual move with all the animals
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK so what’s on your agenda today? Productive, fun, or lazy?
- Detected signal · · Dave
I know baby. It will be fine though! Remind me why you can’t just drive them… Can you fit 4 kennels in your car? With all the seats down?
- Context · · Dave
I know baby. It will be fine though! Remind me why you can’t just drive them… Can you fit 4 kennels in your car? With all the seats down? This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
I’m not sure what I’m doing yet…
Sexting
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score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
That’s a lot to lose when you leave
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so glad that you know back on holy shit that was the worst night of my life And Like I wasn't sure so the last thing Got from you or less that was so terrible OK, so I said yeah T…
- Context · · Sam Willis
❤️❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooo we were messaging at the same time
score 0.78 · confidence 0.78
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooo we were messaging at the same time
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Mr. I'm gonna voicemail you in a bit I'm just kidding anyway I'm trying to look semi or get myself semi presentable because I have an interview at 10:10 30. I don't know then Midland message me. Too much deodora…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Lmao you being horny thinking about me and big dicks
- Context · · Dave
Haha, I think my message answered all the questions you asked lol
- Context · · Dave
That’s a big time republican….
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
like…white trash
- Context · · Dave
Not at all! You’re a perfect little peach baby
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Like…rode hard and put away wet 😂
- Context · · Dave
LOLOL
- Context · · Dave
I think they’re sexy 😏
Status update
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning. Are you alive?
- Context · · Dave
I’m still in bed 🤭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Sick day or WFH day?
- Context · · Dave
Kinda
- Context · · Dave
WFH
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Dave
I’m still in bed 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sick day or WFH day?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Kinda
- Context · · Dave
WFH
- Context · · Sam Willis
Without internet?
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sick day or WFH day?
- Context · · Dave
Kinda
- Detected signal · · Dave
WFH
- Context · · Sam Willis
Without internet?
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Unmet need
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
You and me on a road trip?!
- Context · · Dave
Right?!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I soooooo fucking wish
- Context · · Dave
How fun would that be!
- Context · · Dave
Don’t think I hadn’t thought of that 😜
Vulnerability
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score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
That’s a lot to lose when you leave
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am so glad that you know back on holy shit that was the worst night of my life And Like I wasn't sure so the last thing Got from you or less that was so terrible OK, so I said yeah T…
- Context · · Sam Willis
❤️❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooo we were messaging at the same time
score 0.77 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Sam Willis
❤️❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooo we were messaging at the same time
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning Mr. I'm gonna voicemail you in a bit I'm just kidding anyway I'm trying to look semi or get myself semi presentable because I have an interview at 10:10 30. I don't know then Midland message me. Too much deodora…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmao you being horny thinking about me and big dicks
- Context · · Dave
Haha, I think my message answered all the questions you asked lol
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh. You have a lot going on too
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re setting up a whole ass business!!!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
But you’ve seen my car. Even all seats down. 3 cats and 4 dogs???
- Context · · Dave
I’ve never really thought about it like that lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
But you’ve seen my car. Even all seats down. 3 cats and 4 dogs??? This message responded to an earlier message.