2026-04-27
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[2026-04-27 07:59:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome. Hope you’re sleeping in on your sick day! I’m just getting up. Well kind of. I haven’t physically gotten up yet 😩 happy mondayyyyy 🙄
[2026-04-27 08:08:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I did sleep in on my sick day. It was pretty fantastic. Actually, just got up and out of the shower a little bit ago And I'm actually logged in now to see what I got going on before I call in sick I got some audit bullshit that came up so I gotta check on that but whatever I hope you slept great and feel great and All the things are you working from home today Because you got the ball thing I hope so. That'll be great for you. Yeah, I slept good that I slept good I was tired, even though I took a really good nap yesterday And then ate up all that all that sugar chicken But it's Monday Things no more beer Gotta start doing some exercise I wanna start running again I mean, I don't wanna start again, but I think I'm gonna start running again or try to set his historically been the best way for me to stay in shape you know I've gotten so far out of Like I'm just general endurance Fitness since not doing jujutsu and for years now And then, of course, I haven't been running And all that time either I guess cause I quit really running a lot before Like long before I stopped doing jiu-jitsu So I guess I just gotta Get back into something But That is what it is All right, I'm still evidently still getting my brain shit together So I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice and Hear about your morning I hope it was great And I will talk to you soon
[2026-04-27 08:10:00] Sam Willis: I’m going into the office today. WFH Thursday. Pool stuff got moved around.
[2026-04-27 08:11:00] Sam Willis: But still looking like I’ll have to drive in to the office on Friday. Sigh.
[2026-04-27 08:11:00] Sam Willis: I’ll listen to your message in a bit
[2026-04-27 08:47:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I hope you are figured out the audit shit don't you love it when bug you isn't that the best I'm a huge pimple I told you about yesterday yeah it's still there still looking like shit anyway Good for you for getting back and running I can't I mean yes I could but it is it's not my jam Never been a runner, so are you going to be like a treadmill runner or are you going out on the streets in this humidity? But either way, I am proud of you and I think it's a great idea I have got to get better with my diet. That is where I just am like. I'm eating like an asshole and that's like such a big part of it. You know like forget the working out if you're eating like shit then what the fuck is the point but that's how I've always been. I'm always say like shit as we know but I know I also had a weird ass fucking dream. About me cutting up strawberries for my strawberries, spinach salad why I dreamt about this no idea, but it was like all my strawberries were Like rotten and then I found some random already cut up ones in the bread basket. I don't know man shit was weird. I had a weird weird night. I also was like dreaming weird shit because of that movie I was telling me about which is not like other way I'm only like 30 minutes into it. I'm already scared. We're just now at the point we're like she's getting that she thought was helpful but he is not. He turns out to be a freak anyway. So What else did you say straightening my hair? Yeah, so pool guy the one that rebuilt, the rock the poop log I have this big waterfall and pool slide structure. That's kind of like the rock like it's just it's concrete anyway. The codeine on the slide is like whack you've never been able to like slide down it. It needs like you know it needs to be sealed and it needs a slippery thing anyway he's like yeah there's like stuff I can do to get this ready to sell or like if they're in their stuff, you can do like you know if you're keeping the house and you wanna like enjoy this. I'm like no I just need it to like not be a huge stink on the pool inspection. So he's coming back on Thursday he's gonna do that and then he's gonna wash it and fill it back up and all the jazz So yeah I'm listening to my true crime podcast and it's about the 31 year-old or something early 30s anyway this is out of Vidor Texas, which I have no idea where the fuck it is and Beaumont or should I also don't know where that is but The victim Went to like her kids baseball game or something got home at 9 PM and then got ready to go out and left at 11:30 PM to let go out And then I was like who the fuck that Well, turns out she was driving to a hotel room to meet up with a new dude that she met and so she gets the hotel room a little bit after midnight and then she allegedly leaves a little after two and then she never makes it home but anyway, my whole point is who the fuck goes out out late So yeah, well I guess you guys are sneaking around with a dude and his hotel room couldn't ever be me All right, I gotta finish getting ready bye
[2026-04-27 08:48:00] Dave: I’m sure you look great! Fuck that pimple
[2026-04-27 08:48:00] Dave: Eeeeeeasy… I’m not back into running yet
[2026-04-27 08:49:00] Dave: Definitely not on a treadmill
[2026-04-27 08:49:00] Sam Willis: I’m manifesting it for you!!!
[2026-04-27 08:49:00] Dave: Oh yeah, it’s all about diet
[2026-04-27 08:50:00] Dave: Still sounds like a million other movies lol
[2026-04-27 08:50:00] Dave: Lmao…. Poop log
[2026-04-27 08:52:00] Dave: Lmao! Going out at 1130pm
[2026-04-27 08:52:00] Dave: Crazy
[2026-04-27 08:52:00] Dave: LOL
[2026-04-27 08:53:00] Dave: Couldn’t ever be me 🤭🤣
[2026-04-27 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo you going to the gym today? ☺️
[2026-04-27 09:11:00] Sam Willis: Only 3 meetings today. Yassssss!!
[2026-04-27 09:19:00] Dave: What?! Only 3??
[2026-04-27 09:20:00] Dave: That’s fantastic!
[2026-04-27 09:21:00] Sam Willis: Yes. Yes you are.
[2026-04-27 09:21:00] Sam Willis: Yes. Yes you are.
[2026-04-27 09:24:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-04-27 09:28:00] Sam Willis: Alison sent me a song this morning that I’ve listened to 6 times now just all teary eyed. I sent it to all my fellow Cancers 😅
[2026-04-27 09:29:00] Sam Willis: Report back
[2026-04-27 09:29:00] Sam Willis: Report back
[2026-04-27 09:29:00] Dave: What is it?
[2026-04-27 09:30:00] Sam Willis: It’s not your style. lol.
[2026-04-27 09:30:00] Sam Willis: Just a song about celebrating who you are and what all you’ve made it through
[2026-04-27 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Traffic is super light today. Im like is it a holiday? What’s going on
[2026-04-27 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Is it actually Sunday?! lol
[2026-04-27 09:46:00] Sam Willis: I mean. It’s still gonna be about an hour to get to work but STILL lol
[2026-04-27 09:47:00] Dave: It’s weird how sometimes it’s so much different for no reason
[2026-04-27 09:47:00] Dave: Could be the time though
[2026-04-27 09:48:00] Dave: Or you could’ve just hit a random window
[2026-04-27 09:48:00] Sam Willis: This is my normal slacker time. Who knows. I’ll take it!
[2026-04-27 09:48:00] Dave: No kidding
[2026-04-27 09:48:00] Sam Willis: High today is also low 80s. This is all weird!
[2026-04-27 09:49:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-04-27 09:50:00] Dave: 71 Wednesday 🙄
[2026-04-27 09:50:00] Dave: 60 Friday lol
[2026-04-27 09:50:00] Dave: I hate the fluctuation
[2026-04-27 09:50:00] Sam Willis: Look at those perfect temps for your new running routine!!
[2026-04-27 09:50:00] Dave: I hate you
[2026-04-27 09:50:00] Sam Willis: I’m your cheerleader!
[2026-04-27 09:51:00] Dave: Hahaha, I was just thinking… omg.. is this bitch actually moving me closer to doing this?!
[2026-04-27 09:51:00] Sam Willis: DUH
[2026-04-27 09:52:00] Sam Willis: and what better day to start than TODAY
[2026-04-27 09:52:00] Dave: Bllllleeeeehhhhh
[2026-04-27 09:53:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: This reminds me on Thursday, April 30 so it's the end of that reps for rescue thing that I've been doing and I'm driving 45 minutes away to do a 30 minute kettlebell exercise to wrap up this bullshit And so if I'm gonna do all that at night at 6:30 at night on Thursday, so if I'm gonna do all that bullshit then you can Do this plus this is like kind of payback anyway for you taking a sick day your little shit OK, well at least no no no no you really should run today but I was also gonna say are you making your chicken and your rice and whatever other healthy things that you know you're gonna start eating?
[2026-04-27 09:54:00] Dave: OMG on a Thursday??
[2026-04-27 09:54:00] Dave: Hahaha payback
[2026-04-27 09:54:00] Dave: Chicken and rice… we’ll see
[2026-04-27 09:55:00] Dave: I’m definitely done with the beer!
[2026-04-27 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: This reminds me again. What's the status of those Gummies? How are those looking? I bet you still probably have. Four left maybe five even
[2026-04-27 09:57:00] Dave: What gummies?
[2026-04-27 09:57:00] Dave: I don’t know anything about any gummies
[2026-04-27 09:58:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-27 09:58:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-04-27 09:58:00] Dave: I’ve only had one.
[2026-04-27 09:59:00] Sam Willis: You lieeeeee
[2026-04-27 10:00:00] Dave: No way!
[2026-04-27 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Really?
[2026-04-27 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Only one?
[2026-04-27 10:07:00] Sam Willis: I’m shooketh!!
[2026-04-27 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Are you sick?
[2026-04-27 10:07:00] Sam Willis: What’s happening?!
[2026-04-27 10:07:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-04-27 10:59:00] Sam Willis: Did I send you this yesterday? Loki scratched the heck out of me when I picked them up from daycare
[2026-04-27 10:59:00] Sam Willis: Also. Omg he’s soooooo fat! 😅
[2026-04-27 11:21:00] Dave: Dang! Did she jump up on you?
[2026-04-27 11:21:00] Dave: lol ok… I don’t feel so bad about Fatty Ding-Dong lol
[2026-04-27 11:21:00] Dave: Dang! Did she jump up on you?
[2026-04-27 11:21:00] Dave: lol ok… I don’t feel so bad about Fatty Ding-Dong lol
[2026-04-27 11:36:00] Sam Willis: Yep. All excited and shit
[2026-04-27 11:36:00] Sam Willis: Yep. All excited and shit
[2026-04-27 11:39:00] Sam Willis: LOOK AT YOU GO!!!
[2026-04-27 11:39:00] Sam Willis: I’m so proud!!!
[2026-04-27 11:40:00] Dave: Thanks baby 😘
[2026-04-27 11:49:00] Sam Willis: Only one more meeting today 🙌
[2026-04-27 11:50:00] Dave: And it isn’t even lunch time!!
[2026-04-27 11:51:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to be done with all of them BY lunch time!!! Yasssss.
[2026-04-27 12:01:00] Dave: That’s craaaazy!!
[2026-04-27 13:11:00] Sam Willis: https://x.com/alt_w_v_g/status/2048804141602885983 Ethan Brooks on X: "Had the back patio redone last week. Four guys showed up at 8:15. At 8:30 I went outside and asked if they had five minutes for a quick standup. The foreman said "a what." I said "a standup. Quick sync. Five minutes. What did you do yesterday. What are you doing today. Any" / X
[2026-04-27 13:17:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-04-27 13:17:00] Dave: You’d probably get beat up irl 😝
[2026-04-27 13:28:00] Sam Willis: Did you know Daniel Chan was leaving?
[2026-04-27 13:29:00] Sam Willis: Retiring, maybe? Jesus he’s still young right?
[2026-04-27 13:29:00] Sam Willis: How is he retiring?
[2026-04-27 13:29:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-04-27 13:29:00] Sam Willis: I’M SO JEALOUS
[2026-04-27 13:30:00] Dave: Smart with his money I guess
[2026-04-27 13:30:00] Sam Willis: sigh
[2026-04-27 13:30:00] Dave: You know my work husband is talking about retiring.
[2026-04-27 13:30:00] Dave: This is a side gig for him
[2026-04-27 13:30:00] Sam Willis: I’ve made such bad choices
[2026-04-27 13:30:00] Dave: Well, not a side gig. Just something to do
[2026-04-27 13:30:00] Sam Willis: WHAT?
[2026-04-27 13:30:00] Sam Willis: How??
[2026-04-27 13:30:00] Sam Willis: He’s also young
[2026-04-27 13:30:00] Sam Willis: How are these fuckers so rich
[2026-04-27 13:32:00] Dave: He worked for mercenary services… I mean.. defense contractors killing people in Iraq and afganashtan when they were paying like, 500k/year. He said he basically just invested it all for a few years because what was he gonna use it for while over there 🤷
[2026-04-27 13:32:00] Sam Willis: And he is or is not married?
[2026-04-27 13:32:00] Sam Willis: And no kids?
[2026-04-27 13:34:00] Dave: No kids. Yes married.
[2026-04-27 13:34:00] Dave: But guess what his wife does lol
[2026-04-27 13:34:00] Sam Willis: Nothing?
[2026-04-27 13:34:00] Dave: She’s an executive at… that one bank.. can’t remember the name of it
[2026-04-27 13:34:00] Dave: The big one everyone always talks about
[2026-04-27 13:34:00] Dave: Goldman Sachs
[2026-04-27 13:34:00] Sam Willis: Geesh!
[2026-04-27 13:34:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-04-27 13:34:00] Dave: So they’re ballin
[2026-04-27 13:35:00] Sam Willis: I just need a sugar daddy
[2026-04-27 13:35:00] Sam Willis: That I never have to talk to or see
[2026-04-27 13:57:00] Sam Willis: Allegedly I’m in Bucky’s will to get like $1M 😅
[2026-04-27 13:57:00] Dave: Oh yeah?
[2026-04-27 13:57:00] Sam Willis: But I don’t actually hope he dies sooooo
[2026-04-27 13:58:00] Dave: That’s awfully nice of him
[2026-04-27 14:01:00] Sam Willis: I feel like it’s another form of manipulation lol
[2026-04-27 14:01:00] Sam Willis: But I mean…I’LL TAKE IT
[2026-04-27 14:01:00] Sam Willis: 😝
[2026-04-27 14:01:00] Sam Willis: OK how was your exercise?
[2026-04-27 14:02:00] Sam Willis: Stephen moved our 1x1 from Wednesday to today bc he’ll be out of town. So now I do have another meeting. UGH
[2026-04-27 14:02:00] Dave: It’s another way to keep you connected. I mean, you ARE his after all
[2026-04-27 14:02:00] Dave: Workout was ok
[2026-04-27 14:03:00] Dave: I jogged on the treadmill for 15 mins after lifting weights
[2026-04-27 14:03:00] Sam Willis: and a way for him to cause drama even in the after life lol
[2026-04-27 14:03:00] Sam Willis: YAY!!! I truly am proud of you
[2026-04-27 14:03:00] Sam Willis: Did it suck
[2026-04-27 14:04:00] Dave: Yep
[2026-04-27 14:04:00] Dave: 😋
[2026-04-27 14:05:00] Sam Willis: What else you been up to?
[2026-04-27 14:05:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to follow up with Stephen on the transferring thing 😬
[2026-04-27 14:06:00] Dave: Actually it wasn’t too bad. It’s weird because so much has changes physically since the last time I ran regularly. With my hip surgery, and all the physical therapy I’ve done to realign everything.
[2026-04-27 14:06:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’m worried about your hip
[2026-04-27 14:06:00] Sam Willis: Is it feeling okay?
[2026-04-27 14:06:00] Dave: So I kind of have to figure out how to do it again lol
[2026-04-27 14:06:00] Sam Willis: I dunno how you can just go in day 1 and run for 15 minutes
[2026-04-27 14:06:00] Sam Willis: Bro I can’t even do 5
[2026-04-27 14:07:00] Dave: Really?
[2026-04-27 14:07:00] Sam Willis: I have self diagnosed asthma
[2026-04-27 14:07:00] Sam Willis: 😝
[2026-04-27 14:07:00] Sam Willis: Self diagnosed lesser lung capacity than most lmao
[2026-04-27 14:07:00] Dave: Idk.. I could’ve kept going. But I want to take it easy and not overdo it.
[2026-04-27 14:09:00] Dave: Hip feels fine while I’m running. Still feels fine. We’ll see what happens over the next couple days. It usually on starts hurting when I stop exercising - and ofc when I eat shitty.
[2026-04-27 14:10:00] Dave: Otherwise I’ve just been working on some tech stuff I’ve needed to do for a while.
[2026-04-27 14:10:00] Dave: Just maintenance stuff… updating virtual machines and services and stuff.
[2026-04-27 14:10:00] Sam Willis: You’re such a smart little tech nerd. I love it
[2026-04-27 14:11:00] Sam Willis: Are you enjoying the day off?
[2026-04-27 14:11:00] Sam Willis: Do you need a day off from Sam, too?
[2026-04-27 14:12:00] Dave: No way!
[2026-04-27 14:12:00] Dave: Do YOU need one from me??
[2026-04-27 14:12:00] Dave: Are you projecting??
[2026-04-27 14:12:00] Dave: Yeah, it has been nice to just chill.
[2026-04-27 14:12:00] Dave: No way!
[2026-04-27 14:12:00] Dave: Do YOU need one from me??
[2026-04-27 14:12:00] Dave: Are you projecting??
[2026-04-27 14:13:00] Sam Willis: No, fool!
[2026-04-27 14:13:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-04-27 14:14:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-04-27 14:15:00] Sam Willis: You know what I haven’t been lately though?? Horny Am I broken again?! 😭
[2026-04-27 14:15:00] Dave: Yeah I noticed
[2026-04-27 14:15:00] Dave: Lol.. you aren’t broken
[2026-04-27 14:16:00] Dave: Maybe it’s me… am I stifling your hornieness?
[2026-04-27 14:16:00] Dave: Are you not attracted to me anymore?
[2026-04-27 14:16:00] Sam Willis: How would you be stifling it?!?
[2026-04-27 14:16:00] Dave: It’s because I’m fat isn’t it
[2026-04-27 14:16:00] Sam Willis: Omg
[2026-04-27 14:17:00] Sam Willis: yes, let’s downward spiral TOGETHER!!!
[2026-04-27 14:17:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-04-27 14:17:00] Dave: Are you spiraling for real?
[2026-04-27 14:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-27 14:17:00] Sam Willis: lol no. Not at this exact moment
[2026-04-27 14:17:00] Sam Willis: It comes in waves lol
[2026-04-27 14:18:00] Dave: Has that increased lately?
[2026-04-27 14:18:00] Sam Willis: My spiraling?
[2026-04-27 14:18:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-04-27 14:18:00] Dave: Probably why you aren’t as horny?
[2026-04-27 14:18:00] Sam Willis: But most of it is anxiety about so many unknowns about my immediate future
[2026-04-27 14:18:00] Dave: Yeah you’ve been dealing with a lot
[2026-04-27 14:21:00] Sam Willis: And it’s not even that anything is bad or wrong, it’s just unknown
[2026-04-27 14:21:00] Sam Willis: So I like…feel stuck
[2026-04-27 14:30:00] Sam Willis: OK why you gotta be right all the time?!?
[2026-04-27 14:30:00] Sam Willis: lol. Thank you though baby. I needed to hear that. I guess I’m just struggling bc I don’t feel in control.
[2026-04-27 14:30:00] Dave: Just trying to snap you out of it 😜
[2026-04-27 14:31:00] Sam Willis: I will feel much better once I know if I can transfer with Schwab…I think
[2026-04-27 14:31:00] Dave: No you won’t.
[2026-04-27 14:31:00] Dave: Something else will make you feel like this.
[2026-04-27 14:32:00] Dave: Have confidence in yourself! I wish you could see how strong and capable you actually are.
[2026-04-27 14:33:00] Dave: You don’t feel like you’re in control, but you totally are
[2026-04-27 15:02:00] Sam Willis: No update from Stephen on the transfer
[2026-04-27 15:02:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-04-27 15:02:00] Sam Willis: He said it’s on his “short list”
[2026-04-27 15:03:00] Sam Willis: 😡
[2026-04-27 15:10:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-27 15:10:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-04-27 15:15:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-04-27 15:15:00] Dave: I freakin love mama Jo
[2026-04-27 15:25:00] Sam Willis: God, the fam is soooooo butt hurt lol
[2026-04-27 15:40:00] Dave: They just want their baby
[2026-04-27 15:46:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Poor Lexi, I told Christian to start leaving her out whenever he leaves so then I can start preparing her for you being home alone the days that I'm working and they're not in daycare anyways I'm watching her on the camera and she just keeps going to the window And then she paces back and lays on the couch and then she'll be there for just like not even 30 seconds and she'll get up and look out the window again and she just keeps going back-and-forth back-and-forth. She's so sad.
[2026-04-27 15:51:00] Dave: Aww that poor babe
[2026-04-27 15:52:00] Dave: She’s probably like MOM??, oh, no… MOM??, oh, no…
[2026-04-27 15:53:00] Sam Willis: She’s probably like guys!! Why am I not in my cage!! Guys! I don’t think I’m supposed to be out here! 😂
[2026-04-27 15:53:00] Dave: lol
[2026-04-27 15:53:00] Dave: “Is this ok?!”
[2026-04-27 15:54:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-04-27 15:55:00] Dave: I don’t know what to do!!!
[2026-04-27 15:55:00] Sam Willis: I love that
[2026-04-27 16:35:00] Sam Willis: Man I was so productive today!
[2026-04-27 16:35:00] Sam Willis: WOO HOO!!
[2026-04-27 16:35:00] Dave: Were you?!
[2026-04-27 16:35:00] Dave: Nice job!
[2026-04-27 16:36:00] Dave: Are you leaving now?
[2026-04-27 16:36:00] Sam Willis: It’s amazing how much me being productive impacts my mood 🙄
[2026-04-27 16:36:00] Sam Willis: Yea, packing up
[2026-04-27 16:40:00] Sam Willis: Did you want to check in today or save for another day?
[2026-04-27 16:41:00] Dave: You remembered!! 🥰
[2026-04-27 16:41:00] Sam Willis: Duhhhh
[2026-04-27 16:41:00] Dave: Why would I want to wait for another day?!
[2026-04-27 16:41:00] Dave: Unless you do…
[2026-04-27 16:41:00] Sam Willis: Duhhhh
[2026-04-27 16:41:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think YOU remembered
[2026-04-27 16:42:00] Sam Willis: No I don’t want to wait. Fool.
[2026-04-27 16:42:00] Sam Willis: Call me whenever. Just got into car
[2026-04-27 17:35:00] Sam Willis: If you come in June, can I put you to work on house tasks? 😂😂😂
[2026-04-27 17:35:00] Sam Willis: I’ll pay you in sexual favors 😉
[2026-04-27 17:35:00] Sam Willis: Kidding…kind of
[2026-04-27 17:39:00] Dave: Hell yeah!!
[2026-04-27 17:39:00] Dave: But you better let me do everything to you 😏
[2026-04-27 17:40:00] Sam Willis: Hehe I just got warm and tingly
[2026-04-27 17:40:00] Sam Willis: 🥵
[2026-04-27 17:40:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-27 17:40:00] Sam Willis: And a little scared hahaha
[2026-04-27 17:40:00] Dave: I stiffened up myself
[2026-04-27 17:41:00] Dave: Oh nothing you wouldn’t let me do anyway 😘
[2026-04-27 17:41:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh there’s that fire in my belly I’ve been missing
[2026-04-27 17:41:00] Dave: I mean… unless you want to push the limits a little bit 😈
[2026-04-27 17:42:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’m sure we will
[2026-04-27 18:46:00] Sam Willis: Ok that Apex movie is fucking good
[2026-04-27 18:47:00] Sam Willis: I have held my breath almost the entire time
[2026-04-27 18:55:00] Dave: Chicken was success 😋
[2026-04-27 19:21:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: We just had an adventure my next-door neighbors have two dogs that my dogs and their dogs continuously are barking at each other never seen each other, but they act like they would like kill each other if they ever did with the way that they bark at each other. Well, I opened up the garage door and I have leave on and Lexi cause I'm gonna take them on a walk and I have them on a leash like we're ready to go open up my garage door. My neighbors are outside. We're like saying Hey. Blah blah blah I turn around to shut my garage door on the keypad and they at the same time open up their gate to go into the backyard And their first dog just bolts out and it's like they're older bigger dog I'm like oh fuck and they're like get back in here and there so immediately immediately runs over and the dogs are acting like insane but not like attacking they're just doing the sniffing but like very guarded and the next thing you know their next dog runs out and then all hell breaks loose and it's like Levi's like pinned against the back of my of their dogs they're going at it. We're all just like like it felt like it lasted forever you know, but it was really only like a matter of seconds I was like well you can't your dog like Jesus Christ is not on a leash. Mine are on a leash like I don't have anywhere to go. I'm like crammed into my garage like we're like backed into the garage. Anyway, and they're like oh my God, we are so sorry. I'm like it is fine. They're like no they're normally very friendly. I'm like no I totally get it. I know the exact same way. I said it's just you know when it's like uneven with some dogs on a leash and some dogs not and then you get like a Pac mentality just like yeah I'm like it's just I'm glad like nobody actually got hurt like I think it sounded worse than it was but Jesus fucking Christ Got my heart rate up that's for damn sure Well, they finally met after all these years of barking at each other. Also, I'm literally wearing my tank top that is talking about Trump and says he's a racist/rapist and my neighbors are definitely republican so that was very fun.
[2026-04-27 19:28:00] Dave: Omg! I’m glad everything’s ok
[2026-04-27 19:31:00] Dave: That’s awesome that you’re wearing your rapist shirt though 🤭
[2026-04-27 19:33:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Totally unrelated, but I just learned from my true crime podcast that is somebody Dies or is like sexually assaulted and they gather a semen sample they can tell whether or not the persons out of vasectomy or not I never thought about that. That is interesting.
[2026-04-27 19:34:00] Dave: Yep
[2026-04-27 19:35:00] Dave: There ain’t no sperms in their if they have been vasected
[2026-04-27 19:36:00] Sam Willis: I’m so surprised this isn’t talked about more!
[2026-04-27 19:36:00] Dave: …does it need to be lol 🤔
[2026-04-27 19:42:00] Sam Willis: If you’re going to murder someone, it’s important to know 😂
[2026-04-27 20:05:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. I’m on a loose dog mission
[2026-04-27 20:05:00] Sam Willis: Saw one on my walk
[2026-04-27 20:17:00] Sam Willis: I can’t find it again 😭 mission failed
[2026-04-27 20:20:00] Dave: Awe that’s a bummer
[2026-04-27 20:30:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/reaper_fitness60/reel/DUSQ4g4jqyK/ Reaper fitness 💀 on Instagram 2M views, 115K likes, 1,439 comments: "170 Deadlift ☠️ no one's co...
[2026-04-27 20:30:00] Sam Willis: I’m in so much pain
[2026-04-27 20:31:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-27 20:33:00] Dave: …?
[2026-04-27 20:33:00] Sam Willis: OK last one
[2026-04-27 20:33:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/thingsishouldhavesaid2/reel/DXS39pRjEwf/ @thingsishouldhavesaid2 on Instagram 435K views, 18K likes
[2026-04-27 20:33:00] Dave: …?
[2026-04-27 20:33:00] Sam Willis: You mean wtf is he doing?
[2026-04-27 20:34:00] Sam Willis: My back broke watching it
[2026-04-27 20:34:00] Dave: Lmao oh ok. I guess I was busy counting the plates 😜
[2026-04-27 20:35:00] Dave: This is hilarious
[2026-04-27 20:35:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-27 20:35:00] Dave: This is hilarious
[2026-04-27 20:35:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-27 20:36:00] Dave: 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-04-27 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Watch the form, you silly 🤪
[2026-04-27 20:36:00] Dave: 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-04-27 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Watch the form, you silly 🤪
[2026-04-27 20:38:00] Dave: Yeah I saw it after you said it broke your back
[2026-04-27 21:15:00] Sam Willis: I am never having cheesecake again. Holy hell, I am sooooo full.
[2026-04-27 21:17:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-04-27 21:17:00] Dave: What kind was it?
[2026-04-27 21:18:00] Sam Willis: The Oreo Dream one
[2026-04-27 21:18:00] Dave: Yum
[2026-04-27 21:19:00] Dave: Speaking of dreams… and eating things… Guess what I’m going to dream about eating very shortly 🤤😏
[2026-04-27 21:20:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmmm
[2026-04-27 21:21:00] Dave: Which is another way of saying: I’m heading to bed 😋
[2026-04-27 21:21:00] Dave: I’m hecka tired after my pitiful little run today
[2026-04-27 21:21:00] Dave: Also thirsty af
[2026-04-27 21:22:00] Sam Willis: Hecka 😂
[2026-04-27 21:22:00] Dave: Thirst for your pussy
[2026-04-27 21:22:00] Dave: Betcha didn’t see that one coming
[2026-04-27 21:22:00] Sam Willis: I did not!
[2026-04-27 21:22:00] Sam Willis: I love you baby!!
[2026-04-27 21:22:00] Sam Willis: I did not!
[2026-04-27 21:23:00] Sam Willis: I hope you have the best of dreams
[2026-04-27 21:23:00] Dave: Good night sweetheart
[2026-04-27 21:23:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-04-27 21:23:00] Dave: And dream about you riding my cock, seated, facing away, while I choke you 😈
[2026-04-27 21:24:00] Dave: Kaaay.. night night
[2026-04-27 21:24:00] Dave: Love you
[2026-04-27 21:24:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby ❤️❤️
[2026-04-27 21:25:00] Dave: 😋?… 🤔
[2026-04-27 21:27:00] Sam Willis: It just means like “mmmm”
[2026-04-27 21:27:00] Sam Willis: Like I want that
[2026-04-27 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Like I’m hungry for that
[2026-04-27 21:29:00] Dave: I figured. It just seemed weird since we never use that one for sexting 🤪
[2026-04-27 21:30:00] Dave: Hehehe. Night night
[2026-04-27 21:30:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-04-27 21:30:00] Sam Willis: It’s a new day baby. Sometimes we can expand the emoji usage. Hehehe
[2026-04-27 21:30:00] Sam Willis: Good night love!
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW
The day begins with a playful and affectionate tone, as both Sam and Dave share their morning routines and plans for the day. Dave discusses his plans to start running again for fitness, while Sam talks about her work schedule and a true crime podcast she’s listening to. The conversation takes a turn into emotional vulnerability as Sam expresses her anxiety about the unknowns in her future, and Dave offers support and reassurance. The evening ends on a sexually charged note, with Dave describing explicit fantasies and Sam responding with excitement and anticipation.
TOPIC INVENTORY
- Morning Routines and Sick Day
- Dave talks about sleeping in on his sick day and checking on work audits. Sam is getting ready for work, discussing her schedule and a pimple on her face.
- Emotional register: playful, casual.
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Notable quote: “I’m just general endurance fitness since not doing jujutsu and for years now” — Dave, on his fitness journey.
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Fitness and Running
- Dave plans to start running again for fitness, discussing his physical therapy and previous hip surgery. Sam is supportive and proud, encouraging him to try.
- Emotional register: encouraging, supportive.
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Notable quote: “Did it suck?” — Sam, teasingly asking about Dave’s workout.
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Work and Schedule
- Sam is working from the office today, with a lighter schedule. They discuss the unpredictability of traffic and weather, with Sam noticing the unusual lightness of her commute.
- Emotional register: casual, observational.
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Notable quote: “Traffic is super light today. I’m like is it a holiday?” — Sam, puzzled by the unusual traffic conditions.
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Emotional Vulnerability and Career Anxiety
- Sam expresses her struggles with uncertainty about her future, driven by anxiety about work and personal life. Dave offers reassurance, emphasizing her strength and capability.
- Emotional register: vulnerable, supportive.
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Notable quote: “You don’t feel like you’re in control, but you totally are” — Dave, encouraging Sam.
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Couple Dynamics and Support
- Dave and Sam share affectionate and supportive messages, reinforcing their bond. Dave checks in on Sam’s plans, and they tease each other about running.
- Emotional register: affectionate, supportive.
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Notable quote: “I’m manifesting it for you!!!” — Sam, supporting Dave’s fitness goals.
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Dog Encounters and Humor
- Sam shares an amusing story about a dog encounter, highlighting a mix of humor and tension, especially with her political shirt creating an additional layer of fun.
- Emotional register: humorous, tense.
- Notable quote: “Jesus fucking Christ got my heart rate up that’s for damn sure” — Sam, recalling the tense dog encounter.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT
- Dave fantasizes about sexually explicit scenarios, describing them in vivid detail to Sam, who responds with excitement and anticipation. He expresses a desire to perform specific acts and fantasizes about Sam’s physical responses. Sam uses playful emojis and language to convey her attraction and eagerness.
- Notable quote: “I’m heading to bed… Also thirsty af” — Dave, teasing about his sexual desires before sleep.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS
- Dave leads with supportive and encouraging messages, while Sam is vulnerable and anxious about her future. There is a strong dynamic of mutual affection and reassurance. Sam challenges and teases Dave about his fitness goals, which he takes in good humor. The power dynamic is balanced with moments of vulnerability from both.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE
- “Fuck that pimple” — Dave, humorously dismissing Sam’s concern about her appearance.
- “I have held my breath almost the entire time” — Sam, describing her intense reaction to the movie.
- “I love that” — Dave, reacting to Sam’s emotional vulnerability.
- “I’m hecka tired after my pitiful little run today” — Dave, humorously downplaying his workout effort.
- “I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow” — Dave, expressing affection and anticipation for their next conversation.
CONTINUITY HOOKS
- Dave’s commitment to restarting his running routine.
- Sam’s anxiety about her work and personal future, with Dave’s ongoing support.
- The continued teasing and supportive dynamic around Dave’s fitness goals and Sam’s work challenges.
- The sexually charged fantasies and promises to continue their intimate conversations.
MOOD MAP
Playful → Supportive → Vulnerable → Reassuring → Sexually Charged
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
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Messages exchanged
310
Similar; previous average 310.0 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
34
4 more; previous average 30.3 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Participant 2 |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 150 · 48% | 160 · 52% |
| Average reply time | 3m 30s | 2m 56s |
| Conversation starts | 0 | 1 |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave: 12% shorter; previous average 3m 59s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
- Participant 2: 16% longer; previous average 2m 32s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.
Average session duration: 5m 50s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 96.8%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Conversation rhythm unavailable
Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 310 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (41), Humor (38), Frustration (14), Emotional support (13), Checking in (12)
- Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
- Sam Willis: Status update (39), Humor (28), Checking in (20), Vulnerability (19), Frustration (15)
- You’ve barely even started looking for jobs and you already have people calling, obviously interested- which bodes well for the future. You might even be able to transfer to the other Schwab office and it not even be an issue.: Emotional support (1), Encouragement (1)
Tension and positive follow-ups
Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
302 of 310 messages (97.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 147 / 150 | 98.0% |
| Unknown Participant | 0 / 1 | 0.0% |
| Sam Willis | 154 / 158 | 97.5% |
| You’ve barely even started looking for jobs and you already have people calling, obviously interested- which bodes well for the future. You might even be able to transfer to the other Schwab office and it not even be an issue. | 1 / 1 | 100.0% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.83 |
| Appreciation | 0.78 |
| Checking in | 0.73 |
| Deep sharing | 0.60 |
| Disagreement | 0.60 |
| Emotional support | 0.76 |
| Encouragement | 0.80 |
| Excitement | 0.76 |
| Flirting | 0.77 |
| Frustration | 0.65 |
| Humor | 0.71 |
| Passive aggression | 0.70 |
| Planning | 0.65 |
| Request | 0.67 |
| Sexting | 0.79 |
| Status update | 0.63 |
| Unmet need | 0.56 |
| Vulnerability | 0.74 |
- Model: unknown
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-11 23:04:18
- Schema: 1.2.0
Supporting messages
Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.
Affection
18 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.83
[2026-04-27 09:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love you baby!!
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.833
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
Good night baby ❤️❤️
Score: 0.94 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:23:00 PM] Dave
Good night sweetheart
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.8245
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
❤️
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
Good night love!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:24:00 PM] Dave
Love you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.833
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
YAY!!! I truly am proud of you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:30:00 PM] Dave
😘
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 11:40:00 AM] Dave
Thanks baby 😘
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re such a smart little tech nerd. I love it
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 04:41:00 PM] Dave
You remembered!! 🥰
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 07:59:00 AM] Sam Willis
Good morning handsome. Hope you’re sleeping in on your sick day! I’m just getting up. Well kind of. I haven’t physically gotten up yet 😩 happy mondayyyyy 🙄
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 03:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love that
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:08:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I did sleep in on my sick day. It was pretty fantastic. Actually, just got up and out of the shower a little bit ago And I'm actually logged in now to see what I got going on before I call in sick I got some audit bullshit that came up so I gotta check on that but whatever I hope you slept great and feel great and All the things are you working from home today Because you got the ball thing I hope so. That'll be great for you. Yeah, I slept good that I slept good I was tired, even though I took a really good nap yesterday And then ate up all that all that sugar chicken But it's Monday Things no more beer Gotta start doing some exercise I wanna start running again I mean, I don't wanna start again, but I think I'm gonna start running again or try to set his historically been the best way for me to stay in shape you know I've gotten so far out of Like I'm just general endurance Fitness since not doing jujutsu and for years now And then, of course, I haven't been running And all that time either I guess cause I quit really running a lot before Like long before I stopped doing jiu-jitsu So I guess I just gotta Get back into something But That is what it is All right, I'm still evidently still getting my brain shit together So I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice and Hear about your morning I hope it was great And I will talk to you soon
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:48:00 AM] Dave
I’m sure you look great! Fuck that pimple
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.629
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:24:00 PM] Dave
Kaaay.. night night
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:02:00 PM] Dave
It’s another way to keep you connected. I mean, you ARE his after all
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:04:00 AM] Sam Willis
Sooooo you going to the gym today? ☺️
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.5780000000000001
Evidence:
Appreciation
5 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.78
[2026-04-27 03:15:00 PM] Dave
I freakin love mama Jo
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 04:35:00 PM] Dave
Nice job!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:58:00 PM] Dave
That’s awfully nice of him
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
But I mean…I’LL TAKE IT
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
The Oreo Dream one
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Checking in
32 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.73
[2026-04-27 10:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
Are you sick?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
Are you enjoying the day off?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
Do you need a day off from Sam, too?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK how was your exercise?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea I’m worried about your hip
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Is it feeling okay?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’ll listen to your message in a bit
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:29:00 AM] Dave
What is it?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:12:00 PM] Dave
Do YOU need one from me?? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:12:00 PM] Dave
Do YOU need one from me??
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
yes, let’s downward spiral TOGETHER!!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:18:00 PM] Dave
Has that increased lately?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 04:36:00 PM] Dave
Are you leaving now?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:56:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: This reminds me again. What's the status of those Gummies? How are those looking? I bet you still probably have. Four left maybe five even
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
How is he retiring?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 04:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Did you want to check in today or save for another day?
Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 03:53:00 PM] Dave
“Is this ok?!”
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
And no kids?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 07:59:00 AM] Sam Willis
Good morning handsome. Hope you’re sleeping in on your sick day! I’m just getting up. Well kind of. I haven’t physically gotten up yet 😩 happy mondayyyyy 🙄
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:47:00 AM] Dave
It’s weird how sometimes it’s so much different for no reason
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
And he is or is not married?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
What else you been up to?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 10:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
What’s happening?!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
I will feel much better once I know if I can transfer with Schwab…I think
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:04:00 AM] Sam Willis
Sooooo you going to the gym today? ☺️
Score: 0.66 | Confidence: 0.5864999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Did it suck
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:48:00 AM] Dave
Eeeeeeasy… I’m not back into running yet
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 11:21:00 AM] Dave
Dang! Did she jump up on you?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Retiring, maybe? Jesus he’s still young right?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:15:00 PM] Dave
Yeah I noticed
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:07:00 PM] Dave
Idk.. I could’ve kept going. But I want to take it easy and not overdo it.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:17:00 PM] Dave
Are you spiraling for real?
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
Deep sharing
1 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.60
[2026-04-27 01:32:00 PM] Dave
He worked for mercenary services… I mean.. defense contractors killing people in Iraq and afganashtan when they were paying like, 500k/year. He said he basically just invested it all for a few years because what was he gonna use it for while over there 🤷
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Disagreement
8 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.60
[2026-04-27 02:12:00 PM] Dave
Are you projecting?? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
I feel like it’s another form of manipulation lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:12:00 PM] Dave
Are you projecting??
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol no. Not at this exact moment
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
I did not! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
I did not!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:31:00 PM] Dave
No you won’t.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:48:00 AM] Dave
Or you could’ve just hit a random window
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
Emotional support
22 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.76
[2026-04-27 02:18:00 PM] Dave
Yeah you’ve been dealing with a lot
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 03:51:00 PM] Dave
Aww that poor babe
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol. Thank you though baby. I needed to hear that. I guess I’m just struggling bc I don’t feel in control.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:33:00 PM] Dave
You don’t feel like you’re in control, but you totally are
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 07:28:00 PM] Dave
Omg! I’m glad everything’s ok
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I hope you are figured out the audit shit don't you love it when bug you isn't that the best I'm a huge pimple I told you about yesterday yeah it's still there still looking like shit anyway Good for you for getting back and running I can't I mean yes I could but it is it's not my jam Never been a runner, so are you going to be like a treadmill runner or are you going out on the streets in this humidity? But either way, I am proud of you and I think it's a great idea I have got to get better with my diet. That is where I just am like. I'm eating like an asshole and that's like such a big part of it. You know like forget the working out if you're eating like shit then what the fuck is the point but that's how I've always been. I'm always say like shit as we know but I know I also had a weird ass fucking dream. About me cutting up strawberries for my strawberries, spinach salad why I dreamt about this no idea, but it was like all my strawberries were Like rotten and then I found some random already cut up ones in the bread basket. I don't know man shit was weird. I had a weird weird night. I also was like dreaming weird shit because of that movie I was telling me about which is not like other movies by the way I'm only like 30 minutes into it. I'm already scared. We're just now at the point we're like she's getting hunted by somebody that she thought was helpful but he is not. He turns out to be a freak anyway. So What else did you say straightening my hair? Yeah, so pool guy the one that rebuilt, the rock the poop log I have this big waterfall and pool slide structure. That's kind of like the rock like it's just it's concrete anyway. The codeine on the slide is like whack you've never been able to like slide down it. It needs like you know it needs to be sealed and it needs a slippery thing anyway he's like yeah there's like stuff I can do to get this ready to sell or like if they're in their stuff, you can do like you know if you're keeping the house and you wanna like enjoy this. I'm like no I just need it to like not be a huge stink on the pool inspection. So he's coming back on Thursday he's gonna do that and then he's gonna wash it and fill it back up and all the jazz So yeah I'm listening to my true crime podcast and it's about the 31 year-old or something early 30s anyway this is out of Vidor Texas, which I have no idea where the fuck it is and Beaumont or should I also don't know where that is but The victim Went to like her kids baseball game or something got home at 9 PM and then got ready to go out and left at 11:30 PM to let go out And then I was like who the fuck that Well, turns out she was driving to a hotel room to meet up with a new dude that she met and so she gets the hotel room a little bit after midnight and then she allegedly leaves a little after two and then she never makes it home but anyway, my whole point is who the fuck goes out out late So yeah, well I guess you guys are sneaking around with a dude and his hotel room couldn't ever be me All right, I gotta finish getting ready bye
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 07:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
If you’re going to murder someone, it’s important to know 😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:29:00 PM] You’ve barely even started looking for jobs and you already have people calling, obviously interested- which bodes well for the future. You might even be able to transfer to the other Schwab office and it not even be an issue.
You’re getting your pool done which is a huge step towards selling your house. The house which you have enough equity in that you can definitely get out of it and still come out ahead even if you have to prove it to sell. You set your mind to moving and you’re moving towards it incredibly quickly. You’re in your head about everything so the progress doesn’t seem fulfilling, but you’re doing exactly what you sat out to do. Try to take a step back and ask yourself why you feel stuck. Or if that’s what you actual feel. Sure you can’t just up and move tomorrow, but you’re getting there at light speed. Edited 20 seconds later: Huh.. that’s an odd way to put it considering things are pretty much lining right up. Think about how you felt 2 months ago. Could you even imagine that Christian would be moving out in a week? You’ve barely even started looking for jobs and you already have people calling, obviously interested- which bodes well for the future. You might even be able to transfer to the other Schwab office and it not even be an issue. You’re getting your pool done which is a huge step towards selling your house. The house which you have enough equity in that you can definitely get out of it and still come out ahead even if you have to prove it to sell. You set your mind to moving and you’re moving towards it incredibly quickly. You’re in your head about everything so the progress doesn’t seem fulfilling, but you’re doing exactly what you sat out to do. Try to take a step back and ask yourself why you feel stuck. Or if that’s what you actual feel. Sure you can’t just up and move tomorrow, but you’re getting there at light speed.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 03:40:00 PM] Dave
They just want their baby
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea I’m worried about your hip
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 04:35:00 PM] Dave
Were you?!
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:08:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I did sleep in on my sick day. It was pretty fantastic. Actually, just got up and out of the shower a little bit ago And I'm actually logged in now to see what I got going on before I call in sick I got some audit bullshit that came up so I gotta check on that but whatever I hope you slept great and feel great and All the things are you working from home today Because you got the ball thing I hope so. That'll be great for you. Yeah, I slept good that I slept good I was tired, even though I took a really good nap yesterday And then ate up all that all that sugar chicken But it's Monday Things no more beer Gotta start doing some exercise I wanna start running again I mean, I don't wanna start again, but I think I'm gonna start running again or try to set his historically been the best way for me to stay in shape you know I've gotten so far out of Like I'm just general endurance Fitness since not doing jujutsu and for years now And then, of course, I haven't been running And all that time either I guess cause I quit really running a lot before Like long before I stopped doing jiu-jitsu So I guess I just gotta Get back into something But That is what it is All right, I'm still evidently still getting my brain shit together So I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice and Hear about your morning I hope it was great And I will talk to you soon
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:19:00 AM] Dave
What?! Only 3??
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 10:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
Are you sick?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:12:00 PM] Dave
Do YOU need one from me?? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:12:00 PM] Dave
Do YOU need one from me??
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:15:00 PM] Dave
Lol.. you aren’t broken
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
yes, let’s downward spiral TOGETHER!!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Is it feeling okay?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:48:00 AM] Dave
I’m sure you look great! Fuck that pimple
Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:20:00 PM] Dave
Awe that’s a bummer
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 04:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s amazing how much me being productive impacts my mood 🙄
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Encouragement
16 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.80
[2026-04-27 08:49:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m manifesting it for you!!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:50:00 AM] Sam Willis
Look at those perfect temps for your new running routine!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:32:00 PM] Dave
Have confidence in yourself! I wish you could see how strong and capable you actually are.
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
I hope you have the best of dreams
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:34:00 PM] Dave
So they’re ballin
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:50:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m your cheerleader!
Score: 0.81 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 11:39:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m so proud!!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
Just a song about celebrating who you are and what all you’ve made it through
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
YAY!!! I truly am proud of you
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:29:00 PM] You’ve barely even started looking for jobs and you already have people calling, obviously interested- which bodes well for the future. You might even be able to transfer to the other Schwab office and it not even be an issue.
You’re getting your pool done which is a huge step towards selling your house. The house which you have enough equity in that you can definitely get out of it and still come out ahead even if you have to prove it to sell. You set your mind to moving and you’re moving towards it incredibly quickly. You’re in your head about everything so the progress doesn’t seem fulfilling, but you’re doing exactly what you sat out to do. Try to take a step back and ask yourself why you feel stuck. Or if that’s what you actual feel. Sure you can’t just up and move tomorrow, but you’re getting there at light speed. Edited 20 seconds later: Huh.. that’s an odd way to put it considering things are pretty much lining right up. Think about how you felt 2 months ago. Could you even imagine that Christian would be moving out in a week? You’ve barely even started looking for jobs and you already have people calling, obviously interested- which bodes well for the future. You might even be able to transfer to the other Schwab office and it not even be an issue. You’re getting your pool done which is a huge step towards selling your house. The house which you have enough equity in that you can definitely get out of it and still come out ahead even if you have to prove it to sell. You set your mind to moving and you’re moving towards it incredibly quickly. You’re in your head about everything so the progress doesn’t seem fulfilling, but you’re doing exactly what you sat out to do. Try to take a step back and ask yourself why you feel stuck. Or if that’s what you actual feel. Sure you can’t just up and move tomorrow, but you’re getting there at light speed.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:30:00 PM] Dave
Just trying to snap you out of it 😜
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:33:00 PM] Dave
You don’t feel like you’re in control, but you totally are
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 11:39:00 AM] Sam Willis
LOOK AT YOU GO!!!
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I hope you are figured out the audit shit don't you love it when bug you isn't that the best I'm a huge pimple I told you about yesterday yeah it's still there still looking like shit anyway Good for you for getting back and running I can't I mean yes I could but it is it's not my jam Never been a runner, so are you going to be like a treadmill runner or are you going out on the streets in this humidity? But either way, I am proud of you and I think it's a great idea I have got to get better with my diet. That is where I just am like. I'm eating like an asshole and that's like such a big part of it. You know like forget the working out if you're eating like shit then what the fuck is the point but that's how I've always been. I'm always say like shit as we know but I know I also had a weird ass fucking dream. About me cutting up strawberries for my strawberries, spinach salad why I dreamt about this no idea, but it was like all my strawberries were Like rotten and then I found some random already cut up ones in the bread basket. I don't know man shit was weird. I had a weird weird night. I also was like dreaming weird shit because of that movie I was telling me about which is not like other movies by the way I'm only like 30 minutes into it. I'm already scared. We're just now at the point we're like she's getting hunted by somebody that she thought was helpful but he is not. He turns out to be a freak anyway. So What else did you say straightening my hair? Yeah, so pool guy the one that rebuilt, the rock the poop log I have this big waterfall and pool slide structure. That's kind of like the rock like it's just it's concrete anyway. The codeine on the slide is like whack you've never been able to like slide down it. It needs like you know it needs to be sealed and it needs a slippery thing anyway he's like yeah there's like stuff I can do to get this ready to sell or like if they're in their stuff, you can do like you know if you're keeping the house and you wanna like enjoy this. I'm like no I just need it to like not be a huge stink on the pool inspection. So he's coming back on Thursday he's gonna do that and then he's gonna wash it and fill it back up and all the jazz So yeah I'm listening to my true crime podcast and it's about the 31 year-old or something early 30s anyway this is out of Vidor Texas, which I have no idea where the fuck it is and Beaumont or should I also don't know where that is but The victim Went to like her kids baseball game or something got home at 9 PM and then got ready to go out and left at 11:30 PM to let go out And then I was like who the fuck that Well, turns out she was driving to a hotel room to meet up with a new dude that she met and so she gets the hotel room a little bit after midnight and then she allegedly leaves a little after two and then she never makes it home but anyway, my whole point is who the fuck goes out out late So yeah, well I guess you guys are sneaking around with a dude and his hotel room couldn't ever be me All right, I gotta finish getting ready bye
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
Watch the form, you silly 🤪 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
Watch the form, you silly 🤪
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Excitement
16 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.76
[2026-04-27 09:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
Only 3 meetings today. Yassssss!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:23:00 PM] Dave
I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 11:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m going to be done with all of them BY lunch time!!! Yasssss.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 10:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m shooketh!!
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 04:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
WOO HOO!!
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 11:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yep. All excited and shit
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 11:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yep. All excited and shit This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:20:00 AM] Dave
That’s fantastic!
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 12:01:00 PM] Dave
That’s craaaazy!!
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:39:00 PM] Dave
Hell yeah!!
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:51:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha, I was just thinking… omg.. is this bitch actually moving me closer to doing this?!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:52:00 AM] Sam Willis
and what better day to start than TODAY
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:18:00 PM] Dave
Yum
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s a new day baby. Sometimes we can expand the emoji usage. Hehehe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:52:00 AM] Dave
Crazy
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
Mmmmmm
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Flirting
8 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.77
[2026-04-27 05:41:00 PM] Dave
Oh nothing you wouldn’t let me do anyway 😘
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:39:00 PM] Dave
But you better let me do everything to you 😏
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll pay you in sexual favors 😉
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:40:00 PM] Dave
I stiffened up myself
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:41:00 PM] Dave
I mean… unless you want to push the limits a little bit 😈
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:54:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha payback
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh I’m sure we will
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
😝
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Frustration
29 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.65
[2026-04-27 03:55:00 PM] Dave
I don’t know what to do!!!
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
How??
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:50:00 AM] Dave
I hate you
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:50:00 AM] Dave
I hate the fluctuation
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 04:41:00 PM] Dave
Why would I want to wait for another day?!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:52:00 AM] Dave
Bllllleeeeehhhhh
Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
But still looking like I’ll have to drive in to the office on Friday. Sigh.
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:50:00 AM] Dave
60 Friday lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Stephen moved our 1x1 from Wednesday to today bc he’ll be out of town. So now I do have another meeting. UGH
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:50:00 AM] Dave
71 Wednesday 🙄
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:53:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: This reminds me on Thursday, April 30 so it's the end of that reps for rescue thing that I've been doing and I'm driving 45 minutes away to do a 30 minute kettlebell exercise to wrap up this bullshit And so if I'm gonna do all that at night at 6:30 at night on Thursday, so if I'm gonna do all that bullshit then you can Do this plus this is like kind of payback anyway for you taking a sick day your little shit OK, well at least no no no no you really should run today but I was also gonna say are you making your chicken and your rice and whatever other healthy things that you know you're gonna start eating?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK why you gotta be right all the time?!?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 04:41:00 PM] Dave
Unless you do…
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 04:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
No I don’t want to wait. Fool.
Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:19:00 AM] Dave
What?! Only 3??
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
How are these fuckers so rich
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sigh
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
How would you be stifling it?!?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 03:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
🙄
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 03:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
😡
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:57:00 AM] Dave
I don’t know anything about any gummies
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 10:00:00 AM] Dave
No way!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
I dunno how you can just go in day 1 and run for 15 minutes
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-27 09:48:00 AM] Dave
No kidding
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Geesh!
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:12:00 PM] Dave
No way!
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:12:00 PM] Dave
No way! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:06:00 PM] Sam Willis
Bro I can’t even do 5
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
I am never having cheesecake again. Holy hell, I am sooooo full.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Humor
66 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.71
[2026-04-27 09:59:00 AM] Sam Willis
You lieeeeee
Score: 0.91 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:35:00 PM] Dave
This is hilarious
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:35:00 PM] Dave
This is hilarious This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:35:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-27 08:35:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-27 08:50:00 AM] Dave
Lmao…. Poop log
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:17:00 PM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-04-27 09:58:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 03:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
She’s probably like guys!! Why am I not in my cage!! Guys! I don’t think I’m supposed to be out here! 😂
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
If you come in June, can I put you to work on house tasks? 😂😂😂
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:54:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha payback
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.978
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 03:53:00 PM] Dave
lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
And a little scared hahaha
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:34:00 PM] Dave
Lmao oh ok. I guess I was busy counting the plates 😜
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
Kidding…kind of
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:52:00 AM] Dave
Lmao! Going out at 1130pm
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:24:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:50:00 AM] Dave
60 Friday lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hecka 😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:51:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha, I was just thinking… omg.. is this bitch actually moving me closer to doing this?!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 10:07:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 10:59:00 AM] Sam Willis
Also. Omg he’s soooooo fat! 😅
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:17:00 PM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:17:00 PM] Dave
You’d probably get beat up irl 😝
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
Self diagnosed lesser lung capacity than most lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 07:31:00 PM] Dave
That’s awesome that you’re wearing your rapist shirt though 🤭
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:52:00 AM] Dave
LOL
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-04-27 01:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
Allegedly I’m in Bucky’s will to get like $1M 😅
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-04-27 09:30:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe. Night night
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-27 09:29:00 PM] Dave
I figured. It just seemed weird since we never use that one for sexting 🤪
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-27 09:25:00 PM] Dave
😋?… 🤔
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-27 09:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s a new day baby. Sometimes we can expand the emoji usage. Hehehe
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-27 05:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll pay you in sexual favors 😉
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-04-27 05:40:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:21:00 PM] Dave
Which is another way of saying: I’m heading to bed 😋
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-27 08:53:00 AM] Dave
Couldn’t ever be me 🤭🤣
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-27 09:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
It’s not your style. lol.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:34:00 PM] Dave
But guess what his wife does lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-27 02:17:00 PM] Dave
LMAO
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-27 03:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hahahaha
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 03:15:00 PM] Dave
LMAO
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:50:00 AM] Dave
Still sounds like a million other movies lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 11:21:00 AM] Dave
lol ok… I don’t feel so bad about Fatty Ding-Dong lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 11:21:00 AM] Dave
lol ok… I don’t feel so bad about Fatty Ding-Dong lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-27 11:21:00 AM] Dave
Dang! Did she jump up on you? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:29:00 PM] Dave
Lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
But I don’t actually hope he dies sooooo
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:22:00 PM] Dave
Betcha didn’t see that one coming
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
😝
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
Is it actually Sunday?! lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
No, fool!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
It comes in waves lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 03:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
God, the fam is soooooo butt hurt lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
DUH
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 11:50:00 AM] Dave
And it isn’t even lunch time!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
😝
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:30:00 PM] Dave
Just trying to snap you out of it 😜
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 04:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
Duhhhh
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:21:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yes. Yes you are. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:21:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yes. Yes you are.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
I mean. It’s still gonna be about an hour to get to work but STILL lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 11:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yep. All excited and shit
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
and a way for him to cause drama even in the after life lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omg
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:50:00 AM] Dave
71 Wednesday 🙄
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:57:00 PM] Dave
Oh yeah?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Passive aggression
2 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.70
[2026-04-27 04:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t think YOU remembered
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:50:00 AM] Dave
I hate you
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Planning
4 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.65
[2026-04-27 09:52:00 AM] Sam Willis
and what better day to start than TODAY
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:08:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I did sleep in on my sick day. It was pretty fantastic. Actually, just got up and out of the shower a little bit ago And I'm actually logged in now to see what I got going on before I call in sick I got some audit bullshit that came up so I gotta check on that but whatever I hope you slept great and feel great and All the things are you working from home today Because you got the ball thing I hope so. That'll be great for you. Yeah, I slept good that I slept good I was tired, even though I took a really good nap yesterday And then ate up all that all that sugar chicken But it's Monday Things no more beer Gotta start doing some exercise I wanna start running again I mean, I don't wanna start again, but I think I'm gonna start running again or try to set his historically been the best way for me to stay in shape you know I've gotten so far out of Like I'm just general endurance Fitness since not doing jujutsu and for years now And then, of course, I haven't been running And all that time either I guess cause I quit really running a lot before Like long before I stopped doing jiu-jitsu So I guess I just gotta Get back into something But That is what it is All right, I'm still evidently still getting my brain shit together So I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice and Hear about your morning I hope it was great And I will talk to you soon
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:06:00 PM] Dave
So I kind of have to figure out how to do it again lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:53:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: This reminds me on Thursday, April 30 so it's the end of that reps for rescue thing that I've been doing and I'm driving 45 minutes away to do a 30 minute kettlebell exercise to wrap up this bullshit And so if I'm gonna do all that at night at 6:30 at night on Thursday, so if I'm gonna do all that bullshit then you can Do this plus this is like kind of payback anyway for you taking a sick day your little shit OK, well at least no no no no you really should run today but I was also gonna say are you making your chicken and your rice and whatever other healthy things that you know you're gonna start eating?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Request
4 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.67
[2026-04-27 04:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
Call me whenever. Just got into car
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:57:00 AM] Dave
What gummies?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
Report back This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
Report back
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Sexting
8 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.79
[2026-04-27 09:23:00 PM] Dave
And dream about you riding my cock, seated, facing away, while I choke you 😈
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:22:00 PM] Dave
Thirst for your pussy
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll pay you in sexual favors 😉
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:39:00 PM] Dave
But you better let me do everything to you 😏
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
You know what I haven’t been lately though?? Horny Am I broken again?! 😭
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:41:00 PM] Dave
Oh nothing you wouldn’t let me do anyway 😘
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:40:00 PM] Dave
I stiffened up myself
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:18:00 PM] Dave
Probably why you aren’t as horny?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Status update
80 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.63
[2026-04-27 08:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m going into the office today. WFH Thursday. Pool stuff got moved around.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:55:00 AM] Dave
I’m definitely done with the beer!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 10:59:00 AM] Sam Willis
Did I send you this yesterday? Loki scratched the heck out of me when I picked them up from daycare
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:45:00 AM] Sam Willis
Traffic is super light today. Im like is it a holiday? What’s going on
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
I mean. It’s still gonna be about an hour to get to work but STILL lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:34:00 PM] Dave
No kids. Yes married.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:03:00 PM] Dave
I jogged on the treadmill for 15 mins after lifting weights
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:09:00 PM] Dave
Hip feels fine while I’m running. Still feels fine. We’ll see what happens over the next couple days. It usually on starts hurting when I stop exercising - and ofc when I eat shitty.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 03:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
He said it’s on his “short list”
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 11:49:00 AM] Sam Willis
Only one more meeting today 🙌
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 04:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
Man I was so productive today!
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:12:00 PM] Dave
Yeah, it has been nice to just chill.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:32:00 PM] Dave
He worked for mercenary services… I mean.. defense contractors killing people in Iraq and afganashtan when they were paying like, 500k/year. He said he basically just invested it all for a few years because what was he gonna use it for while over there 🤷
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
https://www.instagram.com/reaper_fitness60/reel/DUSQ4g4jqyK/ Reaper fitness 💀 on Instagram 2M views, 115K likes, 1,439 comments: "170 Deadlift ☠️ no one's co...
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m going to follow up with Stephen on the transferring thing 😬
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:10:00 PM] Dave
Just maintenance stuff… updating virtual machines and services and stuff.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:10:00 PM] Dave
Otherwise I’ve just been working on some tech stuff I’ve needed to do for a while.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:49:00 AM] Dave
Oh yeah, it’s all about diet
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:49:00 AM] Dave
Definitely not on a treadmill
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
I am never having cheesecake again. Holy hell, I am sooooo full.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.82
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:08:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I did sleep in on my sick day. It was pretty fantastic. Actually, just got up and out of the shower a little bit ago And I'm actually logged in now to see what I got going on before I call in sick I got some audit bullshit that came up so I gotta check on that but whatever I hope you slept great and feel great and All the things are you working from home today Because you got the ball thing I hope so. That'll be great for you. Yeah, I slept good that I slept good I was tired, even though I took a really good nap yesterday And then ate up all that all that sugar chicken But it's Monday Things no more beer Gotta start doing some exercise I wanna start running again I mean, I don't wanna start again, but I think I'm gonna start running again or try to set his historically been the best way for me to stay in shape you know I've gotten so far out of Like I'm just general endurance Fitness since not doing jujutsu and for years now And then, of course, I haven't been running And all that time either I guess cause I quit really running a lot before Like long before I stopped doing jiu-jitsu So I guess I just gotta Get back into something But That is what it is All right, I'm still evidently still getting my brain shit together So I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice and Hear about your morning I hope it was great And I will talk to you soon
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh I’m sure we will
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:54:00 AM] Dave
Chicken and rice… we’ll see
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 03:52:00 PM] Dave
She’s probably like MOM??, oh, no… MOM??, oh, no…
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 07:36:00 PM] Dave
…does it need to be lol 🤔
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 08:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
You mean wtf is he doing?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 10:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
Only one?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 07:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Totally unrelated, but I just learned from my true crime podcast that is somebody Dies or is like sexually assaulted and they gather a semen sample they can tell whether or not the persons out of vasectomy or not I never thought about that. That is interesting.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 07:35:00 PM] Dave
There ain’t no sperms in their if they have been vasected
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 06:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
I have held my breath almost the entire time
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 08:38:00 PM] Dave
Yeah I saw it after you said it broke your back
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 08:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sigh. I’m on a loose dog mission
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 08:33:00 PM] Dave
…? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 08:35:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 08:36:00 PM] Dave
🥵🥵🥵
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 08:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
https://www.instagram.com/thingsishouldhavesaid2/reel/DXS39pRjEwf/ @thingsishouldhavesaid2 on Instagram 435K views, 18K likes
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 08:36:00 PM] Dave
🥵🥵🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 08:35:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 07:34:00 PM] Dave
Yep
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 06:55:00 PM] Dave
Chicken was success 😋
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 07:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: We just had an adventure my next-door neighbors have two dogs that my dogs and their dogs continuously are barking at each other never seen each other, but they act like they would like kill each other if they ever did with the way that they bark at each other. Well, I opened up the garage door and I have leave on and Lexi cause I'm gonna take them on a walk and I have them on a leash like we're ready to go open up my garage door. My neighbors are outside. We're like saying Hey. Blah blah blah I turn around to shut my garage door on the keypad and they at the same time open up their gate to go into the backyard And their first dog just bolts out and it's like they're older bigger dog I'm like oh fuck and they're like get back in here and there so immediately immediately runs over and the dogs are acting like insane but not like attacking they're just doing the sniffing but like very guarded and the next thing you know their next dog runs out and then all hell breaks loose and it's like Levi's like pinned against the back of my car by one of their dogs they're going at it. We're all just like like it felt like it lasted forever you know, but it was really only like a matter of seconds I was like well you can't your dog like Jesus Christ is not on a leash. Mine are on a leash like I don't have anywhere to go. I'm like crammed into my garage like we're like backed into the garage. Anyway, and they're like oh my God, we are so sorry. I'm like it is fine. They're like no they're normally very friendly. I'm like no I totally get it. I know the exact same way. I said it's just you know when it's like uneven with some dogs on a leash and some dogs not and then you get like a Pac mentality just like yeah I'm like it's just I'm glad like nobody actually got hurt like I think it sounded worse than it was but Jesus fucking Christ Got my heart rate up that's for damn sure Well, they finally met after all these years of barking at each other. Also, I'm literally wearing my tank top that is talking about Trump and says he's a racist/rapist and my neighbors are definitely republican so that was very fun.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 07:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m so surprised this isn’t talked about more!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 08:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Saw one on my walk
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 08:33:00 PM] Dave
…?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 09:54:00 AM] Dave
OMG on a Thursday??
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 08:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK last one
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 06:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok that Apex movie is fucking good
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 09:28:00 AM] Sam Willis
Alison sent me a song this morning that I’ve listened to 6 times now just all teary eyed. I sent it to all my fellow Cancers 😅
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 09:47:00 AM] Dave
Could be the time though
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
High today is also low 80s. This is all weird!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 10:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
Really?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 01:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
He’s also young
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 01:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
sigh
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 01:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
WHAT?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 01:34:00 PM] Dave
She’s an executive at… that one bank.. can’t remember the name of it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
That I never have to talk to or see
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 02:04:00 PM] Dave
😋
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 02:04:00 PM] Dave
Yep
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 02:06:00 PM] Dave
Actually it wasn’t too bad. It’s weird because so much has changes physically since the last time I ran regularly. With my hip surgery, and all the physical therapy I’ve done to realign everything.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 02:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
My spiraling?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 02:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
So I like…feel stuck
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 09:17:00 PM] Dave
What kind was it?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 09:58:00 AM] Dave
I’ve only had one.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 01:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
https://x.com/alt_w_v_g/status/2048804141602885983 Ethan Brooks on X: "Had the back patio redone last week. Four guys showed up at 8:15. At 8:30 I went outside and asked if they had five minutes for a quick standup. The foreman said "a what." I said "a standup. Quick sync. Five minutes. What did you do yesterday. What are you doing today. Any" / X
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 01:28:00 PM] Sam Willis
Did you know Daniel Chan was leaving?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 02:02:00 PM] Dave
Workout was ok
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:07:00 PM] Dave
Really?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 02:31:00 PM] Dave
Something else will make you feel like this.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 03:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
No update from Stephen on the transfer
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 04:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea, packing up
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 04:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
Duhhhh This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-04-27 09:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
It just means like “mmmm”
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:30:00 PM] Dave
Well, not a side gig. Just something to do
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:30:00 PM] Dave
You know my work husband is talking about retiring.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:30:00 PM] Dave
Smart with his money I guess
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:30:00 PM] Dave
This is a side gig for him
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:34:00 PM] Dave
Goldman Sachs
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:34:00 PM] Dave
The big one everyone always talks about
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
I will feel much better once I know if I can transfer with Schwab…I think
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Unmet need
5 messages with unmet_need signals | Average score: 0.56
[2026-04-27 01:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Nothing?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
I will feel much better once I know if I can transfer with Schwab…I think
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
Like I want that
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:28:00 PM] Sam Willis
Like I’m hungry for that
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:21:00 PM] Dave
Also thirsty af
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Vulnerability
27 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.74
[2026-04-27 08:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m in so much pain
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:16:00 PM] Dave
Are you not attracted to me anymore?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
And it’s not even that anything is bad or wrong, it’s just unknown
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:47:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I hope you are figured out the audit shit don't you love it when bug you isn't that the best I'm a huge pimple I told you about yesterday yeah it's still there still looking like shit anyway Good for you for getting back and running I can't I mean yes I could but it is it's not my jam Never been a runner, so are you going to be like a treadmill runner or are you going out on the streets in this humidity? But either way, I am proud of you and I think it's a great idea I have got to get better with my diet. That is where I just am like. I'm eating like an asshole and that's like such a big part of it. You know like forget the working out if you're eating like shit then what the fuck is the point but that's how I've always been. I'm always say like shit as we know but I know I also had a weird ass fucking dream. About me cutting up strawberries for my strawberries, spinach salad why I dreamt about this no idea, but it was like all my strawberries were Like rotten and then I found some random already cut up ones in the bread basket. I don't know man shit was weird. I had a weird weird night. I also was like dreaming weird shit because of that movie I was telling me about which is not like other movies by the way I'm only like 30 minutes into it. I'm already scared. We're just now at the point we're like she's getting hunted by somebody that she thought was helpful but he is not. He turns out to be a freak anyway. So What else did you say straightening my hair? Yeah, so pool guy the one that rebuilt, the rock the poop log I have this big waterfall and pool slide structure. That's kind of like the rock like it's just it's concrete anyway. The codeine on the slide is like whack you've never been able to like slide down it. It needs like you know it needs to be sealed and it needs a slippery thing anyway he's like yeah there's like stuff I can do to get this ready to sell or like if they're in their stuff, you can do like you know if you're keeping the house and you wanna like enjoy this. I'm like no I just need it to like not be a huge stink on the pool inspection. So he's coming back on Thursday he's gonna do that and then he's gonna wash it and fill it back up and all the jazz So yeah I'm listening to my true crime podcast and it's about the 31 year-old or something early 30s anyway this is out of Vidor Texas, which I have no idea where the fuck it is and Beaumont or should I also don't know where that is but The victim Went to like her kids baseball game or something got home at 9 PM and then got ready to go out and left at 11:30 PM to let go out And then I was like who the fuck that Well, turns out she was driving to a hotel room to meet up with a new dude that she met and so she gets the hotel room a little bit after midnight and then she allegedly leaves a little after two and then she never makes it home but anyway, my whole point is who the fuck goes out out late So yeah, well I guess you guys are sneaking around with a dude and his hotel room couldn't ever be me All right, I gotta finish getting ready bye
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just need a sugar daddy
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:16:00 PM] Dave
It’s because I’m fat isn’t it
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:18:00 PM] Sam Willis
But most of it is anxiety about so many unknowns about my immediate future
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 03:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Poor Lexi, I told Christian to start leaving her out whenever he leaves so then I can start preparing her for you being home alone the days that I'm working and they're not in daycare anyways I'm watching her on the camera and she just keeps going to the window And then she paces back and lays on the couch and then she'll be there for just like not even 30 seconds and she'll get up and look out the window again and she just keeps going back-and-forth back-and-forth. She's so sad.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
lol. Thank you though baby. I needed to hear that. I guess I’m just struggling bc I don’t feel in control.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’M SO JEALOUS
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hehe I just got warm and tingly
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
You know what I haven’t been lately though?? Horny Am I broken again?! 😭
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ahhh there’s that fire in my belly I’ve been missing
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
I can’t find it again 😭 mission failed
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
My back broke watching it
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:19:00 PM] Dave
Speaking of dreams… and eating things… Guess what I’m going to dream about eating very shortly 🤤😏
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 08:36:00 PM] Dave
🥵🥵🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ve made such bad choices
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:06:00 PM] Dave
Actually it wasn’t too bad. It’s weird because so much has changes physically since the last time I ran regularly. With my hip surgery, and all the physical therapy I’ve done to realign everything.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:16:00 PM] Dave
Maybe it’s me… am I stifling your hornieness?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:07:00 PM] Dave
Idk.. I could’ve kept going. But I want to take it easy and not overdo it.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 02:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
I have self diagnosed asthma
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 04:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s amazing how much me being productive impacts my mood 🙄
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 05:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
🥵
Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 01:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
Allegedly I’m in Bucky’s will to get like $1M 😅
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
This is my normal slacker time. Who knows. I’ll take it!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-04-27 09:21:00 PM] Dave
I’m hecka tired after my pitiful little run today
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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