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2026-08-21

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[2026-08-21 00:45:00] Sam Willis: I just landed ❤️
[2026-08-21 02:21:00] Sam Willis: I just got to the hotel at 2am. I’m fucking toast. Good night.
[2026-08-21 07:55:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's probably not gonna be a good morning for you oh my God getting in at 2 AM and then you gotta get up early. I think right to make it to wherever you gotta go said Columbia at a place there I don't know. Oh, you're back in the same time zone too so it must be like 7:50 right now Oh God, I hope you're not getting up soon, but probably are. It's gonna be tough long day for you another one. Imagine you were fucking beat last night, but hopefully you got some Were able to get some sleep on the plane maybe I don't know how long that flight is but It'll be nice, I guess Hopefully you slept well for the few hours last night I'm sorry you have to do that. I definitely don't envy you. In fact I don't know. I can't remember the last time I took it like a night flight anywhere Because that's awful extending the day that long I got my printer home. All right went to the gym, which I wasn't really feeling. But I put around for 45 minutes or so working on shoulders And then got my printer home, which was also a fucking hassle because the box is enormous and it's like 75 kg, however many pounds that is I know that cause it says 75 kg on the side of the box So I had to take that gate off the stairs to get it through cause it wouldn't fit through like the doorway on the gate And then like fucking wasted it up one step at a time almost fell over backwards and died And then I did not open it or set it up because I was fucking beat Bob, but I'm gonna Spend a couple hours here and then go home and set it up so we're looking forward to that if I can find a place to put this big motherfucker Asshole Yeah, obviously I'm not doing work today. I don't know. I don't know if that was clear or not but you should don't work on Fridays. I am at this stupid office though I don't know if I told you that So I'm gonna go ahead and fucking screw around until the CE meeting if there is one and then call it a day Yeah, I hope you have a great time seeing your sister And the rest of the fam in the fucking 830 dinner Where y'all going for dinner is like a fancy nice place and what kind of nurse did she become? Did she do like the two year or the four year? I think they call it different things in different places like my sisters are registered nurse and then an RN. And in Virginia, that is a four year Bachelors program I think she's stupid though so I find it hard to believe that she did four years and made it through that. Maybe she's just a two-year one. I don't know what they call that but it's something different. See what is she doing and what is she gonna like? What kind of nurse does she would be like a hospital emergency room or a doctors office nurse Damn, it's hope you have a good time seeing them And I'll be here and I can't wait to talk to you today
[2026-08-21 09:43:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning Last night was rough as you know, I cannot hang at all I am trying to pack up now cause I still have to work today and I have call starting in 20 minutes. I'm just gonna take in the car. So I love that for me And All of the things Yeah, between the person passing out and then when I got there like I thought I'd be the only fucking person needing to rent a car at that ungodly hour and no the rental car place was packed and that took another Hour, so yeah Anyway What else? I can't believe you went to go get the printer and go work out last night. That's amazing. I think as you can tell, there's no CO we called today. I laughed when you said you don't even know your own calendar. I hope you can hear me moving around. I'm disgusting. I didn't even shower. Remind me. I need to put on a bra. Shower Let's see Yeah, sorry I got nothing. Oh my sister so she was in an accelerated program so she didn't in two years I think it's to become an RN but then there's also a BSN I think maybe I made that bachelor of science and nursing maybe that's what she did. But I can tell you dumb people can do that too because Erica has his ex-wife did it and she's a complete fucking psycho bitch just fucking Trumpy uneducated twat anyway All right, I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
[2026-08-21 09:44:00] Dave: Nah, it’s fine
[2026-08-21 09:44:00] Sam Willis: Sorry that is way loud in your ear probably lol
[2026-08-21 09:45:00] Dave: I check my calendar every morning 🤷‍♂️
[2026-08-21 09:45:00] Dave: Omg the rental place 😩
[2026-08-21 09:46:00] Sam Willis: How do you adequately prepare for meetings if you don’t know when they are!
[2026-08-21 09:46:00] Dave: Hahaha… I don’t have meetings I have to “prepare” for 🤣
[2026-08-21 09:46:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’m gross. Embracing it lol
[2026-08-21 09:46:00] Dave: Hahaha… I don’t have meetings I have to “prepare” for 🤣
[2026-08-21 09:46:00] Dave: Oof.. I cant not shower after traveling. I always feel so gross
[2026-08-21 09:47:00] Dave: I love when you say “twat” 🤭🤭🤭
[2026-08-21 09:50:00] Sam Willis: God. My little shorts are riding up my ass and vagina
[2026-08-21 09:50:00] Dave: 😏
[2026-08-21 10:08:00] Sam Willis: On the roaddddd
[2026-08-21 10:08:00] Sam Willis: On calls.
[2026-08-21 10:09:00] Dave: Drive safe baby
[2026-08-21 10:09:00] Dave: 2 hours?
[2026-08-21 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Yes 2 hrs
[2026-08-21 10:09:00] Dave: Oh yeah?
[2026-08-21 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Also. I just sent off an email to a team with the open smtp issue and they’re going to be pissed.
[2026-08-21 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Blahhhh
[2026-08-21 10:15:00] Sam Willis: This air is hard to breathe. It’s not even humid but it is definitely heavier
[2026-08-21 10:15:00] Sam Willis: Yes and I don’t like ppl being mad at me.
[2026-08-21 10:45:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-08-21 10:45:00] Sam Willis: What do we think of Buicks? I’m kind of liking my rental
[2026-08-21 10:45:00] Sam Willis: But I don’t know what it is
[2026-08-21 11:00:00] Dave: I think they’re trash
[2026-08-21 11:01:00] Dave: But that’s totally unfounded
[2026-08-21 11:03:00] Dave: I think it’s because they hold such a lower share of the market.
[2026-08-21 11:05:00] Sam Willis: Well tell me how you really feel lol
[2026-08-21 11:05:00] Sam Willis: Well tell me how you really feel lol
[2026-08-21 11:05:00] Dave: They’re slightly upscaled Chevrolets. But the impression I have of them is that they’re geared towards the elderly
[2026-08-21 11:06:00] Dave: Ofc, I haven’t really paid attention to them in YEARS
[2026-08-21 11:06:00] Dave: They’ve just always seemed like old people cars to me
[2026-08-21 11:07:00] Dave: What model are you driving?
[2026-08-21 11:07:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-21 11:08:00] Sam Willis: Buick envision
[2026-08-21 12:22:00] Sam Willis: Made it to Amy’s
[2026-08-21 12:22:00] Sam Willis: Chris is making me food. God love him.
[2026-08-21 12:22:00] Sam Willis: Chicken stir fry. Fuck yes
[2026-08-21 12:23:00] Sam Willis: Omg it feels so late in the day lol
[2026-08-21 12:24:00] Dave: Hahaha, it is!
[2026-08-21 12:24:00] Dave: Glad you made it
[2026-08-21 12:24:00] Dave: Nap time?
[2026-08-21 12:26:00] Sam Willis: Just got set up in Amy’s nice office
[2026-08-21 12:26:00] Dave: Duuuuumb
[2026-08-21 12:26:00] Sam Willis: Yea right. I gotta work.
[2026-08-21 12:27:00] Sam Willis: I’m so excited to get me a nice office set up in my new house. Eeeeee!!!
[2026-08-21 12:28:00] Dave: I totally get it
[2026-08-21 12:28:00] Dave: That IS exciting!
[2026-08-21 12:28:00] Dave: Hehehehe
[2026-08-21 12:46:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-21 12:46:00] Sam Willis: This is service!!
[2026-08-21 12:47:00] Dave: That’s amazing
[2026-08-21 12:47:00] Sam Willis: Yasssss
[2026-08-21 12:47:00] Dave: Wow
[2026-08-21 13:35:00] Sam Willis: Did you take a nap?
[2026-08-21 13:36:00] Dave: Nope
[2026-08-21 13:38:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-21 13:39:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-08-21 13:39:00] Sam Willis: I want
[2026-08-21 13:39:00] Sam Willis: Like I can see the outline of your dick in those pants 🤤🤤🤤🤤
[2026-08-21 13:39:00] Sam Willis: I feel….
[2026-08-21 13:41:00] Dave: Hb now? 😏
[2026-08-21 13:42:00] Dave: Godddd I do too 🥵
[2026-08-21 13:42:00] Dave: Godddd I do too 🥵
[2026-08-21 13:43:00] Sam Willis: 🤤🥵
[2026-08-21 13:43:00] Sam Willis: Omgggggggg
[2026-08-21 13:43:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-08-21 13:43:00] Sam Willis: Fucking yum
[2026-08-21 13:44:00] Dave: Grinding deep
[2026-08-21 13:44:00] Dave: Mmmm I want you sitting on it, facing away, while I bear hug you 🤤
[2026-08-21 13:45:00] Sam Willis: You reaching over to rub my clit 🥵🥵💦💦
[2026-08-21 13:45:00] Dave: Not just bear hugging, but forcing you down and holding you there
[2026-08-21 13:46:00] Sam Willis: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
[2026-08-21 13:46:00] Dave: I have ever told you how hard you make it to set up a printer? 🤭🤭🤭
[2026-08-21 13:46:00] Dave: Yes, while I rub your clit 😏
[2026-08-21 13:46:00] Sam Willis: Yasssss
[2026-08-21 13:47:00] Sam Willis: Showing your dick off!!
[2026-08-21 13:47:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha. You started it!!
[2026-08-21 13:48:00] Dave: Hahahaha
[2026-08-21 13:49:00] Dave: So for real?…
[2026-08-21 13:49:00] Dave: Do you like my new printer?
[2026-08-21 13:51:00] Sam Willis: DAVEEEEEEE
[2026-08-21 13:51:00] Dave: The printer
[2026-08-21 13:51:00] Dave: You like it?
[2026-08-21 13:51:00] Sam Willis: I want it
[2026-08-21 13:51:00] Sam Willis: I love it
[2026-08-21 13:51:00] Sam Willis: OH MY GOD
[2026-08-21 13:52:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-08-21 13:52:00] Sam Willis: How can you say that you don’t have a big dick?!?!
[2026-08-21 13:52:00] Dave: I bet you’ve never wanted a printer so bad in your life!!
[2026-08-21 13:53:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-08-21 13:53:00] Dave: Hehehe, you’re the best, baby
[2026-08-21 13:56:00] Sam Willis: It’s true! 🥰
[2026-08-21 13:58:00] Dave: …The best 🫠
[2026-08-21 14:06:00] Dave: Audio
[2026-08-21 14:11:00] Sam Willis: See???
[2026-08-21 14:11:00] Sam Willis: lol. Doof
[2026-08-21 14:12:00] Dave: Yeah, my printer is obviously huge
[2026-08-21 14:12:00] Sam Willis: Your C O C K
[2026-08-21 14:12:00] Dave: Funny thought I just had: I wish they’d painted the new ones black 🤭
[2026-08-21 14:12:00] Dave: Funny thought I just had: I wish they’d painted the new ones black 🤭
[2026-08-21 14:12:00] Sam Willis: OK so do you love the new printer though
[2026-08-21 14:12:00] Sam Willis: So now you have THREE?!
[2026-08-21 14:12:00] Dave: Yeah, my printer is obviously huge
[2026-08-21 14:12:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄
[2026-08-21 14:13:00] Dave: Hehehe, you’re the best 🫠
[2026-08-21 14:13:00] Dave: Hehehe, you’re the best 🫠
[2026-08-21 14:14:00] Sam Willis: Oh my lawd
[2026-08-21 14:14:00] Dave: Still setting up and calibrating and updating and all that. But yeah I’m sure it will be awesome!
[2026-08-21 14:14:00] Sam Willis: Four!!!!! Bro
[2026-08-21 14:14:00] Dave: Still setting up and calibrating and updating and all that. But yeah I’m sure it will be awesome!
[2026-08-21 14:14:00] Dave: 4
[2026-08-21 14:14:00] Dave: 4
[2026-08-21 14:15:00] Dave: Remember? I bought those 2 a couple months ago
[2026-08-21 14:19:00] Sam Willis: Lawd
[2026-08-21 14:20:00] Sam Willis: I thought you bought just one
[2026-08-21 14:21:00] Dave: No, the idea was that I’d buy those 2 for the same price as 1 nicer one. But turns out they don’t really work well for rocker docks.
[2026-08-21 14:22:00] Sam Willis: Oh why not?
[2026-08-21 14:26:00] Sam Willis: Oh fuck no
[2026-08-21 14:26:00] Sam Willis: I hear footsteps in this house and I’m home alone
[2026-08-21 14:27:00] Sam Willis: Well someone just flushed a toilet
[2026-08-21 14:29:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I hope that's not a rapper that's in there with you. It's nice of him to flush the toilet though. Gotta say that. The reason that those printers didn't work is because the material I use for rocker dog is called PETG and it is sensitive to temperature and drafts And that can make it shrink as it cools so over a large flat part like that it'll peel up at the corners like the edges and Since we're talking like each layer is .2 time you get to the top, the top layer gets fucked up like the hit The printhead is just moving where it's calculated to be moving at exactly you know 100.2 mm layers, but the piece has warped up at the corner so the corners are actually 102 mm for example so it grinds through the part And doesn't leave a good finish plus it's worked so like it won't set flat So I think the reason for that is because these are open printers like the other two that I have now my old one and then the new one I got are enclosed so temperature inside stay steady so it prints good on my old one and I'm sure it'll print right on my page too The new one, but it doesn't work well with my A1 there's two open ones so they print other stuff good it's kind of depends on the shape of it
[2026-08-21 14:35:00] Sam Willis: It was my sister thank the lawd
[2026-08-21 14:39:00] Sam Willis: So what you gotta do with the 2 pitiful printers now 🤪
[2026-08-21 14:42:00] Dave: I’m going to put them in the closet where my other one was because the temp should be more stable in there
[2026-08-21 14:45:00] Sam Willis: I just sent you a send word and I said you helped me “d clutter” my brain and now I can’t stop giggling
[2026-08-21 14:50:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-21 14:50:00] Dave: How’s that going btw? One week in now. Are you still capturing things as they come up? Processing?
[2026-08-21 14:53:00] Sam Willis: Now my mind is more just anxieties about everything vs tasks
[2026-08-21 14:53:00] Sam Willis: Yes but not nearly to the extent as the first day. I think all that stuff was just swirling and swirling
[2026-08-21 14:55:00] Dave: That’s important to get the full afrect
[2026-08-21 14:55:00] Dave: Keep on it. It takes a while to build the habit. Remember, you still have to build trust with yourself that you’ll do the weekly review. Go over your projects, inbox, update next actions, make sure everything is processed.
[2026-08-21 14:56:00] Dave: Yeah, don’t try too much at once
[2026-08-21 14:56:00] Sam Willis: Thank you
[2026-08-21 14:56:00] Dave: I’m really proud of you for giving it a shot btw 😊
[2026-08-21 14:56:00] Sam Willis: I still update things daily there just isn’t a flood of shit
[2026-08-21 14:56:00] Dave: Yeah, the flood should slow down
[2026-08-21 14:56:00] Dave: And I appreciate it
[2026-08-21 14:56:00] Sam Willis: I need to implement it for work but that’s too overwhelming right now lol
[2026-08-21 14:57:00] Sam Willis: Oh I believe it. Work is where I really need it bc I’m all the fuck over the place
[2026-08-21 14:57:00] Dave: Just get the hang of it for now. But it can be very powerful for your work when you’re ready.
[2026-08-21 14:57:00] Dave: Maybe next pro day you could dedicate the whole day to implement it
[2026-08-21 14:58:00] Dave: I have those sometimes 😉
[2026-08-21 14:58:00] Sam Willis: Listen to youuuuu with your good idea!
[2026-08-21 15:07:00] Dave: What time is graduation again?
[2026-08-21 15:16:00] Sam Willis: 630
[2026-08-21 15:19:00] Sam Willis: Blah. One more meeting. Let’s gooooo. Ready to be done
[2026-08-21 15:26:00] Sam Willis: I cannot WAIT to fucking shower
[2026-08-21 15:27:00] Dave: I bet!
[2026-08-21 15:27:00] Dave: Omg bro
[2026-08-21 15:32:00] Sam Willis: Justin is saying goodbyes to the SOC
[2026-08-21 15:32:00] Sam Willis: HURRY TF UP
[2026-08-21 15:32:00] Sam Willis: Sighhhhg
[2026-08-21 15:35:00] Sam Willis: Christ he’s giving like an entire speech.
[2026-08-21 15:35:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-08-21 15:35:00] Sam Willis: I need to be nice
[2026-08-21 15:35:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-08-21 15:35:00] Dave: Message him that you haven’t washed your ass in over 24 hrs and to hurt tf up bro
[2026-08-21 15:35:00] Sam Willis: I’ll be nice
[2026-08-21 15:36:00] Sam Willis: I don’t shower all that much bro
[2026-08-21 15:36:00] Sam Willis: I mean, daily pretty much but rarely more than twice a day
[2026-08-21 15:36:00] Dave: I know that’s hard for you as much as YOU shower lol
[2026-08-21 15:36:00] Dave: You’ve told me you shower a couple times a day!!
[2026-08-21 15:37:00] Sam Willis: Allllll the time
[2026-08-21 15:37:00] Sam Willis: Exercise days. Or I guess swim days.
[2026-08-21 15:37:00] Dave: ….maybe I’m thinking of changing clothes multiple times a day
[2026-08-21 15:37:00] Sam Willis: Oh I change clothes all the time
[2026-08-21 15:45:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-21 15:46:00] Dave: To keep the water from splashing out?
[2026-08-21 15:46:00] Sam Willis: I don’t understand the purpose of a half door on a tub/shower combo
[2026-08-21 15:48:00] Dave: And you missed an amazing opportunity to find a way to get that photo with a reflection of your titties or otherwise naked self 😏
[2026-08-21 16:08:00] Sam Willis: Or a curtain
[2026-08-21 16:08:00] Sam Willis: I’m too fat
[2026-08-21 16:08:00] Sam Willis: But you need a full door!
[2026-08-21 16:08:00] Sam Willis: I’m too fat
[2026-08-21 16:08:00] Sam Willis: Or a curtain
[2026-08-21 16:08:00] Sam Willis: But you need a full door!
[2026-08-21 16:09:00] Dave: But the half door probably stops most of it right?
[2026-08-21 16:09:00] Dave: Idk, I guess I’ve never used one
[2026-08-21 16:25:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-21 17:33:00] Sam Willis: On my way to the graduation. ❤️
[2026-08-21 17:41:00] Sam Willis: My hair is realllyyy doing its own thing. Sigh
[2026-08-21 17:42:00] Dave: Let me see!!
[2026-08-21 17:42:00] Dave: I bet it looks amazing
[2026-08-21 17:43:00] Sam Willis: That hair tuft sticking out
[2026-08-21 17:43:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-21 17:43:00] Sam Willis: What. Is. This.
[2026-08-21 17:44:00] Dave: And thank you 😍
[2026-08-21 17:44:00] Dave: Girl it looks great!
[2026-08-21 17:51:00] Sam Willis: Chris is driving us (Amy’s boyfriend) and holy hell he’s a scary driver
[2026-08-21 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Jesus Christ get me out of here
[2026-08-21 17:54:00] Dave: Good luck!
[2026-08-21 18:05:00] Sam Willis: I think this is a religious college
[2026-08-21 18:05:00] Sam Willis: Have you ever heard of the Florence Nightingale Pledge
[2026-08-21 18:06:00] Dave: Yeah, sounds familiar
[2026-08-21 18:13:00] Sam Willis: My dad just looked at me. Then leaned in really close. I thought he was going to tell me a secret. Then all of a sudden he touches my nose, and goes “what’s that?” And I said “…my nose ring??? That I’ve had for two years…??” And he’s like “oh. I guess I never noticed” 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
[2026-08-21 18:15:00] Dave: You’ve only had it 2 years?
[2026-08-21 18:16:00] Sam Willis: 2 yrs this December
[2026-08-21 18:18:00] Sam Willis: It’s like my belly button ring. I’d look so fucking weird without it probably
[2026-08-21 18:18:00] Dave: Huh. I think I remember you getting it now. But it’s just like.. a part of you lol
[2026-08-21 19:33:00] Sam Willis: Whatcha up to?
[2026-08-21 19:33:00] Sam Willis: Man I am so so dehydrated
[2026-08-21 19:34:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXHHnF-pRT0 Midwest Safety 54K likes, 5.5K comments. "Massive Response to Fleeing Dodge Hellcat"
[2026-08-21 19:34:00] Dave: Just watching mw safety
[2026-08-21 19:35:00] Sam Willis: Why you so tired
[2026-08-21 19:35:00] Dave: Hbu? Still graduationing?
[2026-08-21 19:35:00] Dave: I’m super tired
[2026-08-21 19:35:00] Dave: Thinking about going to bed lol
[2026-08-21 19:35:00] Sam Willis: Nope! On our way to the bar!
[2026-08-21 19:36:00] Dave: I’m not actually going to bed lol
[2026-08-21 19:36:00] Dave: Idk, I think just from the week of working out and going to bed late and not getting naps
[2026-08-21 19:36:00] Dave: But I could
[2026-08-21 19:36:00] Sam Willis: That makes total sense
[2026-08-21 19:38:00] Sam Willis: My mom is smoking in this truck and I’m dying
[2026-08-21 19:38:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-08-21 19:39:00] Dave: 🤢
[2026-08-21 19:39:00] Dave: She smokes in the truck?!
[2026-08-21 19:43:00] Sam Willis: Dude yes
[2026-08-21 19:51:00] Dave: What kind of place are y’all going for dinner again?
[2026-08-21 19:52:00] Dave: Yesss!
[2026-08-21 19:52:00] Sam Willis: Sushiiiiiii
[2026-08-21 19:56:00] Sam Willis: LEMON DROP MARTINI TIME!!
[2026-08-21 20:01:00] Dave: That’s OUR drink!
[2026-08-21 20:01:00] Dave: So you better have one for me!!
[2026-08-21 20:01:00] Sam Willis: Duh
[2026-08-21 20:57:00] Sam Willis: We have not even ordered food yet
[2026-08-21 20:57:00] Sam Willis: I am so fucking tired
[2026-08-21 21:02:00] Dave: Holy shit hahaha
[2026-08-21 21:03:00] Dave: I’m sure it’ll be great though!
[2026-08-21 21:03:00] Dave: I’m about to go to bed lol
[2026-08-21 21:04:00] Dave: I hope you’re having a great time!
[2026-08-21 21:04:00] Sam Willis: I’ll talk to you tomorrow
[2026-08-21 21:04:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby. I love you
[2026-08-21 21:04:00] Dave: I love you sweetie

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DAY OVERVIEW A grueling travel day for Sam, transitioning from exhausted arrival to a productive work session, emotional family gathering, and late-night celebration. The day's emotional arc: a playful morning, a sexually charged midday, and a tender, reflective evening. The defining theme was balancing professional responsibilities with personal connections, punctuated by playful banter and intimate longing.

TOPIC INVENTORY - Travel and Fatigue: - Sam's exhausting travel, rental car chaos, and sleep deprivation. Dave's empathetic but playful attitude. - Emotional register: Exhaustion, empathy, humor. - Notable quote: "I’m fucking toast. Good night."

  • Work and Productivity:
  • Dave's gym session and printer setup, Sam's work calls and meeting. Dave's casual attitude vs. Sam's need for structure.
  • Emotional register: Playful, frustration, determination.
  • Notable quote: "Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's probably not gonna be a good morning for you."

  • Family and Events:

  • Sam's sister's graduation dinner, Dave's interest in her nursing career. Family dynamics and a "Florence Nightingale Pledge" discussion.
  • Emotional register: Nostalgia, humor, curiosity.
  • Notable quote: "Did she do like the two year or the four year?"

  • Health and Lifestyle:

  • Sam's dehydration, mom's smoking, and Dave's workout routine. Dave's playful teasing about printers and work ethics.
  • Emotional register: Playful, health-conscious.
  • Notable quote: "I’m so so dehydrated."

  • Food and Drink:

  • Sam's chicken stir-fry and Lemon Drop martini, Dave's printer references as a sexual tease. Celebratory mood and shared interests.
  • Emotional register: Anticipation, pleasure.
  • Notable quote: "LEMON DROP MARTINI TIME!!"

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Description/Discussion: Playful banter about Dave's new printer, teasing about its size and implications. - Initiated by: Dave, escalated by Sam. - Language: "How can you say that you don’t have a big dick?!?!" - Sensations: Anticipation, excitement. - Toys/Scenarios: Printer as a metaphor.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave led with playful, teasing taunts, Sam followed and escalated with suggestive humor. No tension, a balance of power with mutual enjoyment.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I’m fucking toast. Good night." — Sam, after her exhausting travel. - "Good morning sunshine It's probably not gonna be a good morning for you." — Dave, humorously empathizing with Sam's travel woes. - "I’m so so dehydrated." — Sam, reflecting on her post-travel condition. - "LEMON DROP MARTINI TIME!!" — Sam, excited for their celebratory drink. - "How can you say that you don’t have a big dick?!?!" — Sam, playfully teasing about Dave's printer. - "Yasssss" — Sam, gleefully engaging in the printer banter.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved: Sam's dehydration and potential impact on the evening. - Plans: Sam's graduation dinner and bar visit. - Emotional threads: Dave's feelings of tiredness and the need for a relaxing night.

MOOD MAP Exhaustion → Playful Humor → Work Focus → Sexual Teasing → Family Celebration → Relaxed Enjoyment.

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    239

    47.7 more; previous daily average 191.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    27

    0.1 fewer; previous daily average 27.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 117 · 49% 122 · 51%
Average reply time 1m 22s (n=62) 3m 13s (n=59)
Conversation starts 1 of 2 · 50% 1 of 2 · 50%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 22s (n=62). 46% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 32s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 336 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 13s (n=59). 8% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 30s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 327 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 50.0%; 4.5 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 45.5% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 11 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 7m 6s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.5%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 25% higher than the previous daily average of 191.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
  • Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 46% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 32s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 336 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 239 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update51 · 21%
Humor35 · 15%
Affection18 · 8%
Checking in17 · 7%

All other signals

Frustration16 · 7%
Appreciation14 · 6%
Excitement11 · 5%
Flirting11 · 5%
Sexting11 · 5%
Request5 · 2%
Planning4 · 2%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (22), Humor (21), Affection (9), Appreciation (8), Flirting (7)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (29), Humor (14), Vulnerability (13), Frustration (12), Checking in (11)

Tension and positive follow-ups

8 of 20 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (40%).

12 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 30s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 20 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just landed ❤️

  2. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    I just got to the hotel at 2am. I’m fucking toast. Good night.

  3. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's probably not gonna be a good morning for you oh my God getting in at 2 AM and then you gotta get up early. I think right to make it to wherever you gotta go said Columbia at a pla…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Last night was rough as you know, I cannot hang at all I am trying to pack up now cause I still have to work today and I have call starting in 20 minutes. I'm just gonna take in the car. So I love that for me An…

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sorry that is way loud in your ear probably lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    I check my calendar every morning 🤷‍♂️

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    Omg the rental place 😩

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    How do you adequately prepare for meetings if you don’t know when they are!

  5. Positive follow-up · · Dave

    Hahaha… I don’t have meetings I have to “prepare” for 🤣

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh yeah?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also. I just sent off an email to a team with the open smtp issue and they’re going to be pissed.

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Blahhhh

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    This air is hard to breathe. It’s not even humid but it is definitely heavier

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes and I don’t like ppl being mad at me.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

216 of 239 messages (90.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 105 / 117 89.7%
Sam Willis 111 / 122 91.0%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.83
Appreciation 0.80
Checking in 0.68
Deep sharing 0.71
Disagreement 0.63
Emotional support 0.74
Encouragement 0.74
Excitement 0.73
Flirting 0.76
Frustration 0.71
Humor 0.67
Passive aggression 0.40
Planning 0.78
Request 0.63
Sexting 0.90
Status update 0.61
Vulnerability 0.69
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 13:33:51
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I just landed ❤️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just got to the hotel at 2am. I’m fucking toast. Good night.

  3. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's probably not gonna be a good morning for you oh my God getting in at 2 AM and then you gotta get up early. I think right to make it to wherever you gotta go said Columbia at a pla…

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha… I don’t have meetings I have to “prepare” for 🤣 This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oof.. I cant not shower after traveling. I always feel so gross

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I love when you say “twat” 🤭🤭🤭

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    God. My little shorts are riding up my ass and vagina

  5. Context · · Dave

    😏

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg it feels so late in the day lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha, it is!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Glad you made it

  4. Context · · Dave

    Nap time?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Just got set up in Amy’s nice office

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Buick envision

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Made it to Amy’s

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Chris is making me food. God love him.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Chicken stir fry. Fuck yes

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg it feels so late in the day lol

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg it feels so late in the day lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha, it is!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Glad you made it

  4. Context · · Dave

    Nap time?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Just got set up in Amy’s nice office

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hehehehe

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    This is service!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    That’s amazing

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yasssss

Checking in

Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just landed ❤️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just got to the hotel at 2am. I’m fucking toast. Good night.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's probably not gonna be a good morning for you oh my God getting in at 2 AM and then you gotta get up early. I think right to make it to wherever you gotta go said Columbia at a pla…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Last night was rough as you know, I cannot hang at all I am trying to pack up now cause I still have to work today and I have call starting in 20 minutes. I'm just gonna take in the car. So I love that for me An…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Nah, it’s fine

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Last night was rough as you know, I cannot hang at all I am trying to pack up now cause I still have to work today and I have call starting in 20 minutes. I'm just gonna take in the car. So I love that for me An…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Nah, it’s fine

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Sorry that is way loud in your ear probably lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    I check my calendar every morning 🤷‍♂️

  5. Context · · Dave

    Omg the rental place 😩

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I check my calendar every morning 🤷‍♂️

  2. Context · · Dave

    Omg the rental place 😩

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    How do you adequately prepare for meetings if you don’t know when they are!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha… I don’t have meetings I have to “prepare” for 🤣

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh I’m gross. Embracing it lol

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes and I don’t like ppl being mad at me.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    What do we think of Buicks? I’m kind of liking my rental

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I don’t know what it is

  5. Context · · Dave

    I think they’re trash

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    What model are you driving?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Buick envision

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Made it to Amy’s

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Chris is making me food. God love him.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Chris is driving us (Amy’s boyfriend) and holy hell he’s a scary driver

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Jesus Christ get me out of here

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Good luck!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I think this is a religious college

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Have you ever heard of the Florence Nightingale Pledge

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.74 · confidence 0.916

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    What do we think of Buicks? I’m kind of liking my rental

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I don’t know what it is

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I think they’re trash

  4. Context · · Dave

    But that’s totally unfounded

  5. Context · · Dave

    I think it’s because they hold such a lower share of the market.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I don’t know what it is

  2. Context · · Dave

    I think they’re trash

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    But that’s totally unfounded

  4. Context · · Dave

    I think it’s because they hold such a lower share of the market.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well tell me how you really feel lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well tell me how you really feel lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well tell me how you really feel lol This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    They’re slightly upscaled Chevrolets. But the impression I have of them is that they’re geared towards the elderly

  4. Context · · Dave

    Ofc, I haven’t really paid attention to them in YEARS

  5. Context · · Dave

    They’ve just always seemed like old people cars to me

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just landed ❤️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just got to the hotel at 2am. I’m fucking toast. Good night.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's probably not gonna be a good morning for you oh my God getting in at 2 AM and then you gotta get up early. I think right to make it to wherever you gotta go said Columbia at a pla…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Last night was rough as you know, I cannot hang at all I am trying to pack up now cause I still have to work today and I have call starting in 20 minutes. I'm just gonna take in the car. So I love that for me An…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Nah, it’s fine

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just got to the hotel at 2am. I’m fucking toast. Good night.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's probably not gonna be a good morning for you oh my God getting in at 2 AM and then you gotta get up early. I think right to make it to wherever you gotta go said Columbia at a pla…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Last night was rough as you know, I cannot hang at all I am trying to pack up now cause I still have to work today and I have call starting in 20 minutes. I'm just gonna take in the car. So I love that for me An…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Nah, it’s fine

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sorry that is way loud in your ear probably lol

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    On the roaddddd

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    On calls.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Drive safe baby

  4. Context · · Dave

    2 hours?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes 2 hrs

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes but not nearly to the extent as the first day. I think all that stuff was just swirling and swirling

  2. Context · · Dave

    That’s important to get the full afrect

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Keep on it. It takes a while to build the habit. Remember, you still have to build trust with yourself that you’ll do the weekly review. Go over your projects, inbox, update next actions, make sure everything is processed.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, don’t try too much at once

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Thank you

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    That’s important to get the full afrect

  2. Context · · Dave

    Keep on it. It takes a while to build the habit. Remember, you still have to build trust with yourself that you’ll do the weekly review. Go over your projects, inbox, update next actions, make sure everything is processed.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah, don’t try too much at once

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Thank you

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m really proud of you for giving it a shot btw 😊

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, don’t try too much at once

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Thank you

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m really proud of you for giving it a shot btw 😊

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I still update things daily there just isn’t a flood of shit

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, the flood should slow down

Excitement

Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Made it to Amy’s

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Chris is making me food. God love him.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Chicken stir fry. Fuck yes

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg it feels so late in the day lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha, it is!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m so excited to get me a nice office set up in my new house. Eeeeee!!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    I totally get it

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    That IS exciting!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hehehehe

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

score 0.75 · confidence 0.96

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    This is service!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    That’s amazing

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Yasssss

  4. Context · · Dave

    Wow

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did you take a nap?

Flirting

Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    I love when you say “twat” 🤭🤭🤭

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    God. My little shorts are riding up my ass and vagina

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    😏

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    On the roaddddd

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    On calls.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Like I can see the outline of your dick in those pants 🤤🤤🤤🤤

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel….

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hb now? 😏

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like I can see the outline of your dick in those pants 🤤🤤🤤🤤

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel….

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hb now? 😏

  4. Context · · Dave

    Godddd I do too 🥵

  5. Context · · Dave

    Godddd I do too 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

Frustration

Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just landed ❤️

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I just got to the hotel at 2am. I’m fucking toast. Good night.

  3. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's probably not gonna be a good morning for you oh my God getting in at 2 AM and then you gotta get up early. I think right to make it to wherever you gotta go said Columbia at a pla…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Last night was rough as you know, I cannot hang at all I am trying to pack up now cause I still have to work today and I have call starting in 20 minutes. I'm just gonna take in the car. So I love that for me An…

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sorry that is way loud in your ear probably lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    I check my calendar every morning 🤷‍♂️

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Omg the rental place 😩

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    How do you adequately prepare for meetings if you don’t know when they are!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha… I don’t have meetings I have to “prepare” for 🤣

score 0.65 · confidence 0.88

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh yeah?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also. I just sent off an email to a team with the open smtp issue and they’re going to be pissed.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Blahhhh

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    This air is hard to breathe. It’s not even humid but it is definitely heavier

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes and I don’t like ppl being mad at me.

Humor

Showing 3 of 35 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Last night was rough as you know, I cannot hang at all I am trying to pack up now cause I still have to work today and I have call starting in 20 minutes. I'm just gonna take in the car. So I love that for me An…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Nah, it’s fine

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Sorry that is way loud in your ear probably lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    I check my calendar every morning 🤷‍♂️

  5. Context · · Dave

    Omg the rental place 😩

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Omg the rental place 😩

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    How do you adequately prepare for meetings if you don’t know when they are!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hahaha… I don’t have meetings I have to “prepare” for 🤣

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh I’m gross. Embracing it lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha… I don’t have meetings I have to “prepare” for 🤣 This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha… I don’t have meetings I have to “prepare” for 🤣

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh I’m gross. Embracing it lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hahaha… I don’t have meetings I have to “prepare” for 🤣 This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oof.. I cant not shower after traveling. I always feel so gross

  5. Context · · Dave

    I love when you say “twat” 🤭🤭🤭

Planning

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Duuuuumb

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yea right. I gotta work.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’m so excited to get me a nice office set up in my new house. Eeeeee!!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    I totally get it

  5. Context · · Dave

    That IS exciting!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh I believe it. Work is where I really need it bc I’m all the fuck over the place

  2. Context · · Dave

    Just get the hang of it for now. But it can be very powerful for your work when you’re ready.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Maybe next pro day you could dedicate the whole day to implement it

  4. Context · · Dave

    I have those sometimes 😉

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Listen to youuuuu with your good idea!

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    I have those sometimes 😉

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Listen to youuuuu with your good idea!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    What time is graduation again?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    630

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Blah. One more meeting. Let’s gooooo. Ready to be done

Request

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    On calls.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Drive safe baby

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    2 hours?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes 2 hrs

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh yeah?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ofc, I haven’t really paid attention to them in YEARS

  2. Context · · Dave

    They’ve just always seemed like old people cars to me

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    What model are you driving?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Buick envision

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    The printer

  2. Context · · Dave

    You like it?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I want it

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I love it

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    OH MY GOD

Sexting

Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oof.. I cant not shower after traveling. I always feel so gross

  2. Context · · Dave

    I love when you say “twat” 🤭🤭🤭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    God. My little shorts are riding up my ass and vagina

  4. Context · · Dave

    😏

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    On the roaddddd

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9992

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Like I can see the outline of your dick in those pants 🤤🤤🤤🤤

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel….

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hb now? 😏

score 1.00 · confidence 1.0

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel….

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hb now? 😏

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Godddd I do too 🥵

  4. Context · · Dave

    Godddd I do too 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤤🥵

Status update

Showing 3 of 51 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just landed ❤️

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I just got to the hotel at 2am. I’m fucking toast. Good night.

  3. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's probably not gonna be a good morning for you oh my God getting in at 2 AM and then you gotta get up early. I think right to make it to wherever you gotta go said Columbia at a pla…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Last night was rough as you know, I cannot hang at all I am trying to pack up now cause I still have to work today and I have call starting in 20 minutes. I'm just gonna take in the car. So I love that for me An…

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Nah, it’s fine

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sorry that is way loud in your ear probably lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I check my calendar every morning 🤷‍♂️

  4. Context · · Dave

    Omg the rental place 😩

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    How do you adequately prepare for meetings if you don’t know when they are!

score 0.68 · confidence 0.9219999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    Drive safe baby

  2. Context · · Dave

    2 hours?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Yes 2 hrs

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh yeah?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Also. I just sent off an email to a team with the open smtp issue and they’re going to be pissed.

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just got to the hotel at 2am. I’m fucking toast. Good night.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's probably not gonna be a good morning for you oh my God getting in at 2 AM and then you gotta get up early. I think right to make it to wherever you gotta go said Columbia at a pla…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Last night was rough as you know, I cannot hang at all I am trying to pack up now cause I still have to work today and I have call starting in 20 minutes. I'm just gonna take in the car. So I love that for me An…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Nah, it’s fine

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sorry that is way loud in your ear probably lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    How do you adequately prepare for meetings if you don’t know when they are!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha… I don’t have meetings I have to “prepare” for 🤣

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Oh I’m gross. Embracing it lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha… I don’t have meetings I have to “prepare” for 🤣 This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oof.. I cant not shower after traveling. I always feel so gross

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh I’m gross. Embracing it lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha… I don’t have meetings I have to “prepare” for 🤣 This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oof.. I cant not shower after traveling. I always feel so gross

  4. Context · · Dave

    I love when you say “twat” 🤭🤭🤭

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    God. My little shorts are riding up my ass and vagina