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[2026-03-13 07:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 08:28:00] Sam Willis: Morning baby ❤️
[2026-03-13 08:28:00] Sam Willis: Stupid JB scheduled a meeting for 7 am
[2026-03-13 08:29:00] Dave: WHAT
[2026-03-13 08:29:00] Dave: THE
[2026-03-13 08:29:00] Dave: FUCK
[2026-03-13 08:29:00] Dave: OR: Stupid SW accepted the meeting for 7 am…
[2026-03-13 08:31:00] Dave: Hehehe, and good morning love ❤️
[2026-03-13 08:36:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-03-13 08:36:00] Dave: I didn’t know you’d been to the grand canyon
[2026-03-13 08:38:00] Dave: Or… THE MOON 🤪
[2026-03-13 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha holdddd onnn! What picture is this???
[2026-03-13 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Also. I have been to the Grand Canyon
[2026-03-13 08:40:00] Dave: 2.jpeg I figured you had, actually
[2026-03-13 08:41:00] Dave: From with Candace
[2026-03-13 08:41:00] Sam Willis: That’s what I thought. Maybe.
[2026-03-13 08:42:00] Sam Willis: Those look pretty legit! Exceptttt I am kind of missing an armpit on the right side 🤭
[2026-03-13 08:43:00] Dave: K… The next level
[2026-03-13 08:45:00] Sam Willis: Whoaaaaa okayyyyy biker Sam looks pretty sexy! 🤭
[2026-03-13 08:45:00] Sam Willis: Loving the fieri in my hand. That could be an ad lol
[2026-03-13 08:47:00] Dave: Tf?
[2026-03-13 08:48:00] Sam Willis: What?!? Ok that is very weird
[2026-03-13 08:48:00] Sam Willis: Says it on mine too
[2026-03-13 08:48:00] Sam Willis: Also.
[2026-03-13 08:48:00] Sam Willis: THREE OTHER NOTIFICATIONS?!? WHO you talking to Dave !!! 🤬🤬
[2026-03-13 08:49:00] Sam Willis: Kidding
[2026-03-13 08:49:00] Sam Willis: I had other notifications too. Hehe
[2026-03-13 08:49:00] Dave: Lmao. I didn’t even notice. Lovesense Team 🙄
[2026-03-13 08:50:00] Sam Willis: Lolol same. Sometimes it’s fun though to act psycho 😜 hahahaha
[2026-03-13 08:50:00] Dave: I love it 🥵😈
[2026-03-13 08:50:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-03-13 08:50:00] Dave: I love it 🥵😈
[2026-03-13 08:52:00] Dave: Ok, NEXT next level… It isn’t perfect but I’m pretty fucking impressed
[2026-03-13 08:54:00] Sam Willis: Haha!!! Ok that is next level and low key creepy and also impressive and also scary
[2026-03-13 08:55:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-03-13 08:57:00] Sam Willis: Ok I’m…fucking….”special” in this one lmao But wait, there’s more.
[2026-03-13 08:57:00] Sam Willis: Ok I’m…fucking….”special” in this one lmao
[2026-03-13 08:58:00] Dave: It’s the winking thing remember?!
[2026-03-13 08:58:00] Sam Willis: Yes I know but stilllll lol
[2026-03-13 08:59:00] Dave: Cmon… That’s pretty good though right?
[2026-03-13 09:01:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha it is pretty good!! Iii just look fucking cringe. To myself.
[2026-03-13 09:02:00] Dave: Ok, last ones for now
[2026-03-13 09:02:00] Sam Willis: My teeth look better than in real life. I appreciate that 😜
[2026-03-13 09:02:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-03-13 09:02:00] Sam Willis: OMG THE DOG!!!!
[2026-03-13 09:02:00] Sam Willis: YOU’RE THE BEST!! Ahhh! Hold on
[2026-03-13 09:02:00] Dave: You know these have audio too right?
[2026-03-13 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Yessss!!!
[2026-03-13 09:03:00] Sam Willis: HAHAHAHA OMG I love that
[2026-03-13 09:03:00] Dave: Yeah they turned out really good
[2026-03-13 09:03:00] Sam Willis: Thank you thank you!!!
[2026-03-13 09:03:00] Sam Willis: They so did!!
[2026-03-13 09:04:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best, most intelligent, beautiful man and specimen!!!
[2026-03-13 09:05:00] Dave: Hehehe, oh stahhhp..
[2026-03-13 09:05:00] Dave: …Don’t 😐
[2026-03-13 09:48:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Not only to Josh make a meeting for 7 AM but then of course it goes overtime and finally I was like I gotta go and then I just dropped and then I saw a few minutes later than another person was like I also gotta go like what the fuck also Literally, there's been like four meetings about this topic and it should not be this fucking heart all that it is is that whenever Is terminated in voluntarily we just wanna have a short term device hold on their fucking laptop so digital forensics can do forensics if needed before it gets fucking wiped reimaged and sent back out like I don't get why this is so hard Just give the information to the fucking INO team and be done with it for fuck sake. How long does it take anyway good morning. I'm already in as you can see, but I love you and your videos this morning made me laugh and. We're very talented So thank you for those anyway what do you have going on today and this weekend and all the things I hope you do go to the gym today although I'm sad because it's already like almost 10 o'clock there and you're probably gonna be off-line like a fucking hour, and I'm just gonna be there suffering all alone, looking at your stupid ex on my screen and being in meetings and suffering while you're Fucking off doing whatever fun things of life I'm just kidding. I'm just a little bit bitter jealous I don't get paid the big bucks. Jesus also like yeah I am in a much better mood in the mornings when I don't have to get up and drive it. Funny how that works this is how I fucking managed during Covid like the only way I managed like living and dealing with Chaz cause I didn't have to actually drive in. I had more capacity anyway I'm rambling. I'm all amped up. Dogs have me all freaking fired up. Right before we were leaving too I was trying to get them to go to the bathroom and they keep playing and like attacking each other for fun instead of doing their business and Ginger keeps grabbing a hold of Lexi's collar to let her like her doggie door collar and She keeps grabbing a hold of it and tightening it the little excess collar and yeah anyway she's tightening it and it's annoying and then Lexi is like fucking choking out What the fuck? OK, love you
[2026-03-13 10:03:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-03-13 10:31:00] Sam Willis: I love their feet hanging out from under the bed lol.
[2026-03-13 10:31:00] Dave: There’s something so hilarious about that
[2026-03-13 10:31:00] Sam Willis: If I ever can’t find a dog, this is the first place I look. To see their little feet lol
[2026-03-13 10:32:00] Sam Willis: Bahaha I love how Bear still looks so unsure/bewildered 😂😂
[2026-03-13 10:32:00] Sam Willis: Bahaha I love how Bear still looks so unsure/bewildered 😂😂
[2026-03-13 10:34:00] Dave: He chases the fuck out of BK. Like, all up on him. He could literally eat him if he wanted - but he’s obv just playing. BK spazzes all out hissing like a maniac. GK just strolls around wherever and doesn’t even sweat him, and he doesn’t even think about chasing her.
[2026-03-13 10:35:00] Sam Willis: Yep it all depends on the cats demeanor. Then the dog acts accordingly. 🙄
[2026-03-13 10:35:00] Dave: Ha
[2026-03-13 10:35:00] Sam Willis: Yep it all depends on the cats demeanor. Then the dog acts accordingly. 🙄
[2026-03-13 10:36:00] Dave: …pussy controls everything
[2026-03-13 10:36:00] Sam Willis: YASSSSSSS
[2026-03-13 10:36:00] Sam Willis: Dude why are all these ppl working out of Denver today?
[2026-03-13 10:36:00] Sam Willis: YASSSSSSS
[2026-03-13 10:36:00] Dave: Someone asked them and they all just happen to be there today because they used other days to work remote.
[2026-03-13 10:37:00] Dave: …because apparently THEY’RE allowed to do that
[2026-03-13 10:37:00] Sam Willis: oh!! Meant to tell you
[2026-03-13 10:37:00] Sam Willis: Marissa said that Reid told them the same thing as you heard. Ideally no Fridays
[2026-03-13 10:37:00] Sam Willis: And oddly Stephen doesn’t care.
[2026-03-13 10:37:00] Sam Willis: The universe is off
[2026-03-13 10:38:00] Sam Willis: Normally Stephen is the bitch
[2026-03-13 10:38:00] Dave: That’s probably why he was out last week… Steaming because he didn’t come up with such an asshole-licking idea.
[2026-03-13 10:38:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-03-13 10:39:00] Dave: He probably spent those days pacing around his home office muttering to himself
[2026-03-13 10:39:00] Sam Willis: I don’t trust these dumb copilot agents
[2026-03-13 10:39:00] Sam Willis: Why am I such a skeptic
[2026-03-13 10:39:00] Dave: God! I wish you knew Catch 22 because there are characters that embody all these traits in the most hilarious ways
[2026-03-13 10:40:00] Sam Willis: Oooo yea. You did send me that book lol
[2026-03-13 10:40:00] Sam Willis: Like seriously, the first time it gives me a wrong answer, I’m done
[2026-03-13 10:40:00] Sam Willis: Oooo yea. You did send me that book lol
[2026-03-13 10:40:00] Dave: Yeah, you just don’t know how to use it
[2026-03-13 10:41:00] Sam Willis: But all these ppl are talking about it giving them wrong answers too!!
[2026-03-13 10:41:00] Sam Willis: Like what is the point
[2026-03-13 10:41:00] Dave: Well, part of it is because it’s enterprise copilot. But it’s also because they don’t know how to use it.
[2026-03-13 10:41:00] Sam Willis: Look at what CJ just typed. EXACTLY
[2026-03-13 10:41:00] Dave: Probably more the former
[2026-03-13 10:41:00] Sam Willis: AI can be so whack
[2026-03-13 10:41:00] Dave: Copilot is literally garbage
[2026-03-13 10:42:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to stop using my brain
[2026-03-13 10:42:00] Dave: The commercial models: chatgpt, Claude, grok, and many others are soooo much better
[2026-03-13 10:42:00] Dave: Your brain that’s being entirely flooded and overused?
[2026-03-13 10:43:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-03-13 10:43:00] Sam Willis: Yea, that one….
[2026-03-13 10:43:00] Dave: What if you could offload 50% of that processing
[2026-03-13 10:43:00] Sam Willis: But I don’t trust it
[2026-03-13 10:43:00] Dave: Sigh
[2026-03-13 10:43:00] Sam Willis: So then I have to use brain power to audit it essentially
[2026-03-13 10:43:00] Dave: You. Have. To. Learn. To. Use. It.
[2026-03-13 10:43:00] Sam Willis: I’M TRYING
[2026-03-13 10:43:00] Sam Willis: (Ok I’m not)
[2026-03-13 10:44:00] Dave: Lololol
[2026-03-13 10:44:00] Dave: I wasn’t gonna say it
[2026-03-13 10:44:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t made the time
[2026-03-13 10:44:00] Sam Willis: BECAUSE IT TAKES TIME
[2026-03-13 10:45:00] Sam Willis: next week I’m actually starting like a 6 session training around “Leading in the Age of AI” sooooo I’ll dedicate time then to learn all the things
[2026-03-13 10:45:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-03-13 10:59:00] Sam Willis: This popped up on my memories 💪 Imagine that we used to read…newspapers…🤭🤯
[2026-03-13 10:59:00] Dave: Is that your dad?!
[2026-03-13 10:59:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-03-13 10:59:00] Sam Willis: Ok now I can finally listen to your voice messages
[2026-03-13 10:59:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-03-13 11:00:00] Dave: He was an arm wrestler??
[2026-03-13 11:00:00] Dave: That’s fuckign awesome
[2026-03-13 11:00:00] Sam Willis: Yea he was pretty great. Can’t remember how many years he was competing.
[2026-03-13 11:04:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK real quick cause I'm about to jump on another call but about the dogs like yeah can you imagine trying to take a shit and all of a sudden you can't fucking jumped on It's like what the hell one of my dogs doesn't even want us to like she doesn't even wanna be looked at whenever she's doing her business like she wants to hide in a corner and she looks away from everybody Anyway, probably because she's been attacked too many times while trying to do it
[2026-03-13 11:07:00] Dave: She’s like: they can’t see me if I can’t see them they can’t see me if I can’t see them
[2026-03-13 11:09:00] Sam Willis: I hate it here
[2026-03-13 11:11:00] Dave: Jeez
[2026-03-13 11:12:00] Dave: Still doing alright here
[2026-03-13 11:12:00] Sam Willis: Ugh!!
[2026-03-13 11:12:00] Sam Willis: That is perfection
[2026-03-13 11:12:00] Sam Willis: Why are you not like, living outside
[2026-03-13 11:13:00] Dave: Everybody always whines about “never having spring anymore” 🙄
[2026-03-13 11:13:00] Dave: Where yall at??
[2026-03-13 11:13:00] Sam Willis: Actually. On this topic. And I can’t remember if we’ve ever talked about this. But do you like camping?
[2026-03-13 11:14:00] Dave: I haven’t had much desire to be outside tbh. I’m still kind of in a funk that way… Although, I’ll say I was starting to feel it last weekend.
[2026-03-13 11:14:00] Dave: Eh.. idk. I could get into it. But I don’t have a burning desire to go.
[2026-03-13 11:14:00] Dave: I haven’t had much desire to be outside tbh. I’m still kind of in a funk that way… Although, I’ll say I was starting to feel it last weekend.
[2026-03-13 11:14:00] Sam Willis: I think if you went out there more and started breathing in the fresh air, you might get some of that desire…
[2026-03-13 11:14:00] Dave: Eh.. idk. I could get into it. But I don’t have a burning desire to go.
[2026-03-13 11:15:00] Sam Willis: Same. No real desire. I used to camp as a kid. It was stinky and dirty and shitty sleep
[2026-03-13 11:15:00] Sam Willis: All things that are fine as a kid. Not as fun as an adult
[2026-03-13 11:15:00] Dave: Yeah we went through a camping phase for a few years back in the day
[2026-03-13 11:16:00] Dave: It was always to hot. Never slept well. Was generally uncomfortable.
[2026-03-13 11:16:00] Sam Willis: we mostly slept in a pop up camper, but I did the tent thing a couple times
[2026-03-13 11:16:00] Dave: We did tent
[2026-03-13 11:17:00] Sam Willis: Ooof
[2026-03-13 11:17:00] Dave: We traveled the country in a motorhome a few times when I was a kid
[2026-03-13 11:17:00] Sam Willis: That’s cool!! You got to see things. Vs staying in a campground an hour away from home lol
[2026-03-13 11:17:00] Sam Willis: But bears!
[2026-03-13 11:17:00] Sam Willis: That’s cool!! You got to see things. Vs staying in a campground an hour away from home lol
[2026-03-13 11:18:00] Dave: 4-6 week vacations. One down to Mexico and up through CA and back. Then one up to Maine and Canada. Then another one across the middle of the country and back up through the northern/mid western states
[2026-03-13 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I’m jealous
[2026-03-13 11:19:00] Dave: I hated it as a kid, but would love it now lol
[2026-03-13 11:19:00] Sam Willis: WHY am I on another fucking call about this god damn device hold process
[2026-03-13 11:19:00] Sam Willis: This is the problem with Schwab
[2026-03-13 11:20:00] Sam Willis: No one makes a decision
[2026-03-13 11:20:00] Sam Willis: No one takes initiative
[2026-03-13 11:20:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 11:20:00] Sam Willis: For fuck sake
[2026-03-13 11:21:00] Sam Willis: Sometimes I want to go into 1lod, just be an individual contributor, and just crank through work.
[2026-03-13 11:27:00] Dave: Lol right?!
[2026-03-13 11:27:00] Sam Willis: I know STS is such a grind though
[2026-03-13 11:27:00] Sam Willis: But I do really like putting my head down and just knocking shit out
[2026-03-13 11:28:00] Sam Willis: But I also like the leadership side too
[2026-03-13 11:28:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-03-13 11:36:00] Dave: For a second I saw “putting my head down and just licking…” 😳…🥵
[2026-03-13 11:36:00] Dave: For a second I saw “putting my head down and just licking…” 😳…🥵
[2026-03-13 11:43:00] Sam Willis: LOLLL
[2026-03-13 11:43:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm that sounds so so good
[2026-03-13 11:44:00] Sam Willis: I’m getting so annoyed at the fact I’m in almost back to back meetings. 🤬
[2026-03-13 11:44:00] Sam Willis: Anyway. Back to licking you….
[2026-03-13 11:44:00] Dave: Yeah thats bullshit for a frodah
[2026-03-13 11:44:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 11:45:00] Sam Willis: A frodah 😂😂😂
[2026-03-13 11:45:00] Sam Willis: A frodah 😂😂😂
[2026-03-13 11:45:00] Dave: I turned auto correct off to force myself to type better.
[2026-03-13 11:46:00] Sam Willis: How’s that working out for you?? Lolol
[2026-03-13 11:46:00] Dave: That was obviously not a good example but i think I’ve already gotten better
[2026-03-13 11:46:00] Sam Willis: Lmaooo
[2026-03-13 11:46:00] Sam Willis: I think you’re great, baby
[2026-03-13 11:46:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-03-13 11:47:00] Dave: Thats like saying “awwwe, bless your heart” in the south lololol
[2026-03-13 11:48:00] Dave: You did such a great job… for what could realistically be expected of you
[2026-03-13 11:48:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-03-13 11:49:00] Sam Willis: I would never talk to you like that 😜
[2026-03-13 11:50:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 12:01:00] Sam Willis: Ok I can’t get images of me sucking your 🍆 out of my mind 🫠
[2026-03-13 12:01:00] Sam Willis: I love how your vocal then and happy sighing 🥵
[2026-03-13 12:01:00] Sam Willis: And you say my name….🫠🫠
[2026-03-13 12:02:00] Dave: Down on your knees in front of me?
[2026-03-13 12:02:00] Dave: Looking up to make eye contact
[2026-03-13 12:02:00] Sam Willis: Your hand in my hair
[2026-03-13 12:05:00] Dave: Not gripping it. Just running my hand through your hair, massaging your scalp. Nice and slow. Enjoying watching you work….
[2026-03-13 12:05:00] Dave: Slow…
[2026-03-13 12:05:00] Dave: For now 😏😈
[2026-03-13 12:05:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵
[2026-03-13 12:06:00] Sam Willis: What feels the best? Licking a certain spot(s) or suction or deep throating or…
[2026-03-13 12:10:00] Dave: Hmmm… thats a tough call. I think it will require some live testing and metrics collection.
[2026-03-13 12:13:00] Dave: Generally sucking and licking around the outer half. Not sure if outer is the right word lol. But like if you take it in your fist and push down towards the base, to pull the skin back tight. Whats left 🫠🫠🫠
[2026-03-13 12:14:00] Dave: But ofc, basically any way you can get some part of your mouth on it, at any part of it is 🔥🔥🔥 lol
[2026-03-13 12:15:00] Dave: Hbu? How do you like your pussy eaten? 🥵 just typing that🤤
[2026-03-13 12:16:00] Sam Willis: Hold please. On a gd meeting. 😅
[2026-03-13 12:16:00] Sam Willis: Squirming in my seat
[2026-03-13 12:18:00] Sam Willis: Stupid horoscope bullshit 😩
[2026-03-13 12:21:00] Dave: Whoa!
[2026-03-13 12:21:00] Dave: Tomorrow is the day you break up with Christian 😳
[2026-03-13 12:24:00] Sam Willis: Stresssssss
[2026-03-13 12:24:00] Sam Willis: I already told myself that I would not do it when the kids are here, so can’t be tomorrow lol
[2026-03-13 12:25:00] Dave: Thats what i read
[2026-03-13 12:25:00] Sam Willis: Sorry 😬 lol
[2026-03-13 12:25:00] Dave: Dont be sorry to me. Be sorry for yourself.
[2026-03-13 12:28:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think I’m too picky, ha. I guess mostly a focus on the clit, but not 100% of the time. How you’ve done it is how I like it to be honest 🥵
[2026-03-13 12:28:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think I’m too picky, ha. I guess mostly a focus on the clit, but not 100% of the time. How you’ve done it is how I like it to be honest 🥵
[2026-03-13 12:28:00] Sam Willis: And with a finger or two in my pussy, too 🫠
[2026-03-13 12:29:00] Dave: Yeah, same for you… you did it perfectly!
[2026-03-13 12:31:00] Sam Willis: I want it again
[2026-03-13 12:34:00] Dave: Me. Too. 🥰
[2026-03-13 12:34:00] Dave: Me. Too. 🥰
[2026-03-13 12:37:00] Dave: You tell yourself all kinds of things that you modify later. This can be that. Lest you waste this once-in-a-12-year cosmic energy alignment. 😉
[2026-03-13 12:37:00] Dave: You tell yourself all kinds of things that you modify later. This can be that. Lest you waste this once-in-a-12-year cosmic energy alignment. 😉
[2026-03-13 12:37:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 12:38:00] Dave: Im pretty sure i bought into astrology a while ago
[2026-03-13 12:39:00] Sam Willis: I wonder how much they want to charge for their little full horoscope reading they want you to get 😂
[2026-03-13 12:41:00] Sam Willis: $13 lol
[2026-03-13 12:42:00] Sam Willis: Ooo I can buy 2 and get one FREE!! 🤭
[2026-03-13 12:43:00] Dave: Totally worth it
[2026-03-13 12:43:00] Sam Willis: I’m doing it. Lolol. What’s $26?!
[2026-03-13 12:44:00] Sam Willis: OK I’m getting yours, mine, hmmm what should be the 3rd.
[2026-03-13 12:44:00] Dave: I mean…
[2026-03-13 12:45:00] Dave: $26 is a lot if you’re just going to make excuses not to listen to it 🤷‍♂️
[2026-03-13 12:45:00] Sam Willis: (App: Memoji)
[2026-03-13 12:46:00] Dave: Get Christians
[2026-03-13 12:46:00] Sam Willis: He’s a Gemini too
[2026-03-13 12:46:00] Dave: Ahh
[2026-03-13 12:46:00] Sam Willis: You guys could not be more opposite though
[2026-03-13 12:46:00] Dave: Right?
[2026-03-13 12:46:00] Sam Willis: I’m getting my brothers
[2026-03-13 12:46:00] Dave: Right?
[2026-03-13 12:50:00] Sam Willis: Gemini 2026 The Year That Changes Everything.pdf
[2026-03-13 12:50:00] Sam Willis: Can you access this?
[2026-03-13 12:50:00] Sam Willis: 56 pages 😂😂
[2026-03-13 12:53:00] Dave: Yeah. Send me yours too. Ill perform some anal
[2026-03-13 12:53:00] Dave: *Analysis
[2026-03-13 12:53:00] Sam Willis: Anal!!!
[2026-03-13 12:53:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-03-13 12:54:00] Sam Willis: 2026 Yearly Horoscope.pdf
[2026-03-13 12:54:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best! ❤️
[2026-03-13 12:55:00] Dave: That’s how ive always remembered how to spell that
[2026-03-13 12:55:00] Dave: Since I was a kid lol
[2026-03-13 13:21:00] Sam Willis: 2025-12-03 at 21.28.32 (1).png Wait! Your full yearly horoscope will be available in 2 days lolol. But what you have is close enough ☺️
[2026-03-13 13:25:00] Sam Willis: It’s meeeee
[2026-03-13 13:33:00] Dave: Hahaha, yep.
[2026-03-13 13:46:00] Sam Willis: Oh wow. Christian is totally cussing someone out upstairs
[2026-03-13 13:46:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm he might be getting fired
[2026-03-13 13:46:00] Dave: Bruh
[2026-03-13 13:46:00] Sam Willis: Like wtffff
[2026-03-13 13:47:00] Sam Willis: I dunno if he’s just venting to someone or what but he’s going absolutely off
[2026-03-13 13:47:00] Sam Willis: 🤬🤬
[2026-03-13 13:47:00] Dave: What would you do if he got fired? Be sympathetic? Or be like, yeah, durr..?
[2026-03-13 13:48:00] Sam Willis: He also had texted me earlier to tell me his meeting at 11 (so 45 min ago) would be “close doored”
[2026-03-13 13:48:00] Sam Willis: I’ll be so pissed. And then feel even MORE fucking stuck
[2026-03-13 13:48:00] Sam Willis: And then he will freak out that I’m not taking his side
[2026-03-13 13:49:00] Dave: Maybe lean into that and be like: you’re right. Gtfo
[2026-03-13 13:49:00] Sam Willis: My nervous system just spazzed out
[2026-03-13 13:49:00] Dave: Oh i can only imagine
[2026-03-13 13:50:00] Sam Willis: I was scrolling Reddit looking at porn and now I’m just pissed. lol
[2026-03-13 13:50:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-03-13 13:50:00] Dave: I fucking love that so much
[2026-03-13 13:50:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-03-13 13:50:00] Sam Willis: But what a slap back to fucking reality
[2026-03-13 13:50:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-03-13 13:50:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-03-13 13:50:00] Sam Willis: Literally hear him losing his shit
[2026-03-13 13:51:00] Dave: From all wet and sloppy to dry as the Sahara in record time!
[2026-03-13 13:51:00] Sam Willis: Nooooo shit.
[2026-03-13 13:51:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭😭
[2026-03-13 13:52:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want thisssssss
[2026-03-13 13:52:00] Dave: I know baby ☹️
[2026-03-13 13:53:00] Dave: This is literally the last thing you need
[2026-03-13 14:11:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-03-13 14:11:00] Dave: Nothin much
[2026-03-13 14:11:00] Sam Willis: He leaves in an hour for an eye appt. Praise be 😅
[2026-03-13 14:12:00] Dave: Did you find out what was going on?
[2026-03-13 14:12:00] Sam Willis: Nope. He’s still on the phone. I did just text him though to ask.
[2026-03-13 14:13:00] Dave: Well… if he was getting fired, he probably wouldn’t still be on the phone at least
[2026-03-13 14:16:00] Sam Willis: I’m sure he was just venting but what the fuck. I did hear him say something like “if I get fired” or something.
[2026-03-13 14:17:00] Sam Willis: Want to hear? Camera caught some as I was walking up there. Texting you. Lol. You can hear what it sounds like to be fucking unregulated.
[2026-03-13 14:17:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-03-13 14:17:00] Sam Willis: You definitely don’t have to listen lol
[2026-03-13 14:17:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-03-13 14:18:00] Sam Willis: But also. If this was a friend he was talking to, how rude to yell that loudly into the phone
[2026-03-13 14:18:00] Sam Willis: Don’t mind my look in this video 😂 troll mode.
[2026-03-13 14:18:00] Sam Willis: Copy.MOV
[2026-03-13 14:19:00] Dave: Yooooo
[2026-03-13 14:19:00] Dave: That triggered ME
[2026-03-13 14:19:00] Sam Willis: Right?? Like I’m not being dramatic
[2026-03-13 14:19:00] Sam Willis: Who yells like this
[2026-03-13 14:19:00] Dave: And I could your reaction a mile away
[2026-03-13 14:19:00] Sam Willis: He yells like this at his kids dude
[2026-03-13 14:20:00] Sam Willis: It’s bad
[2026-03-13 14:20:00] Dave: Awwe, baby. I’m so sorry
[2026-03-13 14:20:00] Dave: That’s considerably worse than I imagined.
[2026-03-13 14:21:00] Sam Willis: Is it really?
[2026-03-13 14:21:00] Dave: I never in a million years would’ve thought you had to live like this 😢
[2026-03-13 14:22:00] Dave: That isn’t unregulated, that’s unhinged
[2026-03-13 14:23:00] Sam Willis: That’s how he sounded yelling at the kids like…2 yrs ago? When my brother was visiting. And my brother was like, does he abuse his kids? Like is everything ok?? And I had to fucking explain away his behavior. Like wtf
[2026-03-13 14:23:00] Sam Willis: And then he tells me that his “voice just carries”
[2026-03-13 14:24:00] Sam Willis: Now, he’s never yelled at ME like that. If he did though, I for sure would end it right there
[2026-03-13 14:26:00] Dave: He sounds like a teenager yelling at video games because he literally doesn’t have the brain development to control emotions.
[2026-03-13 14:26:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 14:27:00] Dave: Ofc
[2026-03-13 14:27:00] Sam Willis: Oh and now I can hear him laughing 😵‍💫
[2026-03-13 14:27:00] Dave: Also, I muted it and watched it a few more times just see you 😍
[2026-03-13 14:28:00] Dave: You and your pack lol
[2026-03-13 14:28:00] Sam Willis: Ewwww
[2026-03-13 14:28:00] Sam Willis: Don’t watch me. I’m a scrub!
[2026-03-13 14:29:00] Dave: You’re a beautiful, sexy af scrub
[2026-03-13 14:30:00] Sam Willis: The other 2 bums didn’t even bother to get up. How rude lol
[2026-03-13 14:30:00] Sam Willis: Aww well thank you baby
[2026-03-13 14:30:00] Sam Willis: The other 2 bums didn’t even bother to get up. How rude lol
[2026-03-13 14:30:00] Sam Willis: Aww well thank you baby
[2026-03-13 14:32:00] Dave: Mmmm… thinking about getting a fist full of that messy bun while I fuck your face. 😈
[2026-03-13 14:34:00] Sam Willis: Yes pleasssseeee
[2026-03-13 14:39:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 14:40:00] Sam Willis: 🤔
[2026-03-13 14:40:00] Dave: Hmmm
[2026-03-13 14:40:00] Dave: Idk.. I don’t feel belabored with anything with you
[2026-03-13 14:40:00] Dave: Let me think though
[2026-03-13 14:40:00] Sam Willis: I would like your cum ON my chest…..☺️
[2026-03-13 14:41:00] Sam Willis: OK focus focus
[2026-03-13 14:41:00] Dave: Yes pleasssseeee
[2026-03-13 14:41:00] Dave: Jesus…
[2026-03-13 14:41:00] Dave: Focus?
[2026-03-13 14:41:00] Dave: Yeah right
[2026-03-13 14:42:00] Dave: Maybe like 1 shot on your chest and then you realize and scramble to get the rest in your mouth 🥵
[2026-03-13 14:43:00] Dave: That’s going in the bank 🙂‍↕️
[2026-03-13 14:43:00] Sam Willis: YASSSSSS!!! 🤤
[2026-03-13 15:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 15:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 15:17:00] Dave: YEEEESSSSS!
[2026-03-13 15:18:00] Sam Willis: Sweet sweet release
[2026-03-13 15:18:00] Dave: Omg! Another surprise one!!
[2026-03-13 15:18:00] Sam Willis: Thank youuuuuuuu ❤️
[2026-03-13 15:18:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-13 15:18:00] Dave: You’re so freakin’ sexy after you cum
[2026-03-13 15:18:00] Dave: I mean, you are all the time
[2026-03-13 15:19:00] Dave: But especially after you cum 🤤
[2026-03-13 15:19:00] Dave: I love when you’re still flushed 🤭
[2026-03-13 15:19:00] Dave: That must be what gets me hehe
[2026-03-13 15:20:00] Sam Willis: I lay there paralyzed for a few minutes to recover 🔥
[2026-03-13 15:21:00] Sam Willis: Now I just want to go to sleep
[2026-03-13 15:21:00] Dave: Take a nap!
[2026-03-13 15:22:00] Sam Willis: I have one more dumbass meeting
[2026-03-13 15:22:00] Dave: I say: you deserve it!
[2026-03-13 15:22:00] Dave: Gaaaaaay
[2026-03-13 16:00:00] Sam Willis: 🥳🥳
[2026-03-13 16:12:00] Dave: Aaaaand that’s all it took 🫠
[2026-03-13 16:12:00] Dave: Aaaaand that’s all it took 🫠
[2026-03-13 16:12:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Got HR so fucking HRE so The insider people put out like a quarterly inside a risk awareness message and the one that Gabby and Josh are working on this quarter is around like stress and how that may impact peoples judgment decision-making and in it we made one brief little reference to the back to office four days a week thing all it said was expanded in office schedules and of course we sent it to HR and they said I would take this out completely. I think the messaging in this article conflicts with all the other positive messaging around returning to the office four days a week, blah blah fucking blah. Somebody else tried to 900% agree that we do not want to tie returning to office to a negative impact on
[2026-03-13 16:12:00] Sam Willis: Ahhhh!
[2026-03-13 16:13:00] Sam Willis: I was blathering on about HR but not anymoreeeeeee. Look at YOUUUUU!! 🥵🥵
[2026-03-13 16:13:00] Sam Willis: YOU’RE SO CLEAN SHAVEN!!!!!
[2026-03-13 16:13:00] Dave: What do ya think?
[2026-03-13 16:13:00] Sam Willis: When did this happen!! Omg I haven’t seen you clean shaven in foreverrrrr
[2026-03-13 16:13:00] Sam Willis: I think you are hott AF
[2026-03-13 16:13:00] Sam Willis: Obvi!!
[2026-03-13 16:14:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. Fire in my belly ❤️❤️
[2026-03-13 16:15:00] Sam Willis: Lmao I was not. Lolll
[2026-03-13 16:16:00] Sam Willis: I saw your picture, opened it, and said fuck it to my voice message lmaooo
[2026-03-13 16:16:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-03-13 16:16:00] Sam Willis: OH MY GOD!!
[2026-03-13 16:16:00] Sam Willis: You can’t say “I wish I was in your belly”
[2026-03-13 16:17:00] Sam Willis: Fucking FIREEEEE
[2026-03-13 16:17:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭
[2026-03-13 16:18:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 16:18:00] Sam Willis: Who the fuck is Daniel lmao
[2026-03-13 16:18:00] Sam Willis: Facial **
[2026-03-13 16:18:00] Sam Willis: Omg hold on
[2026-03-13 16:19:00] Dave: Yeah… who IS Daniel
[2026-03-13 16:19:00] Sam Willis: But I don’t love a ton of facial hair
[2026-03-13 16:20:00] Sam Willis: But like this of you, for example….So hott
[2026-03-13 16:21:00] Dave: Hmmm… it funny because I don’t ever remember it looking that good lol
[2026-03-13 16:21:00] Sam Willis: This little beard thingy you had going on? No lol
[2026-03-13 16:21:00] Dave: That’s when no hair grew anywhere else lmao
[2026-03-13 16:22:00] Dave: Did you ever find out what all the yelling was about?
[2026-03-13 16:23:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 16:23:00] Sam Willis: Hottttt
[2026-03-13 16:24:00] Dave: Where’d you get that one lol
[2026-03-13 16:24:00] Dave: That dude Craig Jones is a super famous bjj guy
[2026-03-13 16:24:00] Sam Willis: But you’re hotter lolol
[2026-03-13 16:24:00] Sam Willis: Hottttt (this is when you and I were talking and I was starting to realize I wanted you…hehe)
[2026-03-13 16:24:00] Sam Willis: But you’re hotter lolol
[2026-03-13 16:25:00] Sam Willis: He was talking to Nicki (his work wife) about a guy at work. 🙄 He , of course, was in a super great happy mood. Like wtf
[2026-03-13 16:25:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-13 16:25:00] Sam Willis: I got these from your IG of course
[2026-03-13 16:25:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-03-13 16:25:00] Dave: Ahhh that’s right
[2026-03-13 16:25:00] Sam Willis: He was talking to Nicki (his work wife) about a guy at work. 🙄 He , of course, was in a super great happy mood. Like wtf
[2026-03-13 16:26:00] Dave: Wtf lol
[2026-03-13 16:26:00] Dave: I mean, whatever.. at least he didn’t get fired lool
[2026-03-13 16:27:00] Sam Willis: You look younger clean shaven, which is also hott. You’re just hott dude. What can I say lol
[2026-03-13 16:27:00] Sam Willis: You look younger clean shaven, which is also hott. You’re just hott dude. What can I say lol
[2026-03-13 16:27:00] Dave: Thanks baby 😘
[2026-03-13 16:28:00] Dave: It feels weird lol
[2026-03-13 16:28:00] Sam Willis: Oh I bet. It grows back though in what? 2-3 days? lol
[2026-03-13 16:28:00] Sam Willis: I miss you
[2026-03-13 16:28:00] Sam Willis: Oh I bet. It grows back though in what? 2-3 days? lol
[2026-03-13 16:28:00] Dave: Omg I miss you sooo much!!
[2026-03-13 16:28:00] Sam Willis: How long HAS it been since you totally shaved?
[2026-03-13 16:29:00] Dave: I have no idea
[2026-03-13 16:32:00] Sam Willis: HAHAHAHA
[2026-03-13 16:32:00] Sam Willis: of what year?!??
[2026-03-13 16:32:00] Sam Willis: You had hair!
[2026-03-13 16:32:00] Dave: The reason i shave now lol
[2026-03-13 16:32:00] Sam Willis: Like hair hair
[2026-03-13 16:32:00] Dave: 2024
[2026-03-13 16:32:00] Sam Willis: Dave…
[2026-03-13 16:32:00] Sam Willis: I say this with love….
[2026-03-13 16:32:00] Dave: Yeah, I let it grow out to see how bad it was
[2026-03-13 16:33:00] Sam Willis: But you look like a fucking serial killer
[2026-03-13 16:33:00] Sam Willis: Actually! No
[2026-03-13 16:33:00] Sam Willis: You look like a younger Jack Nicholson in like one of his creepy guy, insane roles
[2026-03-13 16:34:00] Sam Willis: This one especially. Jack Nicholson March 24
[2026-03-13 16:34:00] Sam Willis: Bahahaha
[2026-03-13 16:34:00] Sam Willis: I love you!!!
[2026-03-13 16:34:00] Dave: Oh… ok thats not so bad 🤔
[2026-03-13 16:34:00] Sam Willis: This one especially. Jack Nicholson
[2026-03-13 16:35:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: It must've been right around this time cause I do remember One of the years we were on a work call together I saw you on a work call and our cameras were on and I remember you were so a fucking hairy. I don't remember a hair on your head though. I just remember the facial hair I was like my bro. So much facial hair it had been around this time
[2026-03-13 16:36:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-03-13 16:36:00] Sam Willis: Was this around hip surgery time? lol
[2026-03-13 16:37:00] Sam Willis: And yea, too much facial hair here. You don’t even look the same!
[2026-03-13 16:37:00] Dave: Jan 2024
[2026-03-13 16:37:00] Sam Willis: I’m just thinking about how itchy that would be on my vagina! 😂
[2026-03-13 16:38:00] Dave: Surgery was may 2024
[2026-03-13 16:38:00] Sam Willis: Awwww
[2026-03-13 16:39:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 16:39:00] Sam Willis: I wish I could have taken care of you after your surgery ❤️
[2026-03-13 16:40:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-03-13 16:41:00] Sam Willis: This is perfection ❤️❤️ Aug 2023. This is the cleanshavenest I could find. So i think I’ve had some kind of hair since the
[2026-03-13 16:41:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-03-13 16:41:00] Sam Willis: This is perfection ❤️❤️
[2026-03-13 16:41:00] Dave: Awwwe… I wish I could’ve taken care of YOU!
[2026-03-13 16:42:00] Sam Willis: I look fucking ridiculous
[2026-03-13 16:42:00] Dave: You look adorable
[2026-03-13 16:42:00] Sam Willis: Yuckkkk this is making me look back at my feet pics. Holyyy
[2026-03-13 16:42:00] Dave: Your hair is even all nice
[2026-03-13 16:43:00] Dave: Lemme see!!
[2026-03-13 16:43:00] Sam Willis: I’m sure I showed you at that time. But this was the first time that I could unwrap it. I think 2 wks post surgery
[2026-03-13 16:43:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 16:44:00] Sam Willis: Or maybe 1 week
[2026-03-13 16:44:00] Dave: Yeah I think you did
[2026-03-13 16:46:00] Sam Willis: My GOD, that shit was so fucked upppp lolol
[2026-03-13 16:46:00] Dave: Holy shit!
[2026-03-13 16:46:00] Dave: That WAS fucked up, jeez
[2026-03-13 16:47:00] Dave: I didn’t know that’s what it was
[2026-03-13 16:47:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 16:47:00] Sam Willis: Left was not much better
[2026-03-13 16:47:00] Dave: That’s wild
[2026-03-13 16:47:00] Sam Willis: Yea, bunions I had had for like…most of my life. Man my feet always hurt
[2026-03-13 16:47:00] Dave: How did they get like that
[2026-03-13 16:48:00] Sam Willis: Most of it is genetics
[2026-03-13 16:48:00] Dave: It just happens?
[2026-03-13 16:48:00] Sam Willis: You can definitely exacerbate them over heels and shit, but I haven’t been a huge heel wearer since I was like in my teens. They were already bad then.
[2026-03-13 16:49:00] Dave: Damn, in your teens??
[2026-03-13 16:50:00] Sam Willis: Where are pics of you post surgery? Show em
[2026-03-13 16:51:00] Dave: I didn’t take any
[2026-03-13 16:51:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭
[2026-03-13 16:52:00] Dave: There wasn’t anything to take pics of… it was just a handful of like, 1/2” cuts lol
[2026-03-13 16:52:00] Sam Willis: No bruising
[2026-03-13 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Swelling
[2026-03-13 16:52:00] Sam Willis: X-rays
[2026-03-13 16:52:00] Sam Willis: NOTHING!!??
[2026-03-13 16:52:00] Sam Willis: 😜
[2026-03-13 16:52:00] Dave: Maybe some bruising. I don’t remember… Ok, I think I do have some X-rays maybe…
[2026-03-13 16:54:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-03-13 16:54:00] Dave: ….I have no idea where though
[2026-03-13 16:54:00] Dave: OMG!!
[2026-03-13 16:54:00] Dave: 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-03-13 16:55:00] Dave: Holy fuck!!
[2026-03-13 16:55:00] Dave: I definitely remember the one hanging off the bed
[2026-03-13 16:55:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. Back when I was skinny.
[2026-03-13 16:56:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’m pretty sure I sent you all of these at some point.
[2026-03-13 16:56:00] Dave: You are absolutely still that hot, if not moreso!
[2026-03-13 16:56:00] Dave: How many are there?
[2026-03-13 16:57:00] Sam Willis: I’m working on it!! Lolol
[2026-03-13 16:57:00] Dave: Yeah you sent a few
[2026-03-13 17:00:00] Sam Willis: I think these were all the rest. I didn’t keep many.
[2026-03-13 17:00:00] Sam Willis: I can’t remember if I showed them all to you back then or just a couple 🤔
[2026-03-13 17:01:00] Dave: Wow!
[2026-03-13 17:01:00] Dave: No you didnt
[2026-03-13 17:02:00] Dave: I mean… these are ALL amazing
[2026-03-13 17:02:00] Dave: But ofc they are.. YOU’RE amazing 🔥
[2026-03-13 17:03:00] Dave: And thaaaaank you!! 🥰
[2026-03-13 17:04:00] Sam Willis: Thank you for the compliments ❤️ I would totally do it again. It was fun!! I want to do a couple one, too. I remember I took some screenshots of some bc they were hottttttt
[2026-03-13 17:05:00] Sam Willis: Now I can’t find them. 😤
[2026-03-13 17:08:00] Dave: This is at least the second time you have gotten me completely dieing the fuck you within an hour of getting off… Unheard of 🤯
[2026-03-13 17:11:00] Sam Willis: Hehe GOOD!! 🫠
[2026-03-13 17:13:00] Dave: I looooove this one 🔥 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-03-13 17:13:00] Dave: I looooove this one 🔥
[2026-03-13 17:14:00] Sam Willis: That’s the one I dislike the most 😂
[2026-03-13 17:14:00] Sam Willis: I don’t like my face. My “look”
[2026-03-13 17:15:00] Dave: Ooh I REALLY do
[2026-03-13 17:15:00] Sam Willis: My mouth needs to be a little more…something. Sultry?? lol I dunno. It’s just the mouth that’s off
[2026-03-13 17:16:00] Dave: I can see where you’re coming from. But no, it looks deeeelicious!
[2026-03-13 17:16:00] Sam Willis: ☺️
[2026-03-13 17:22:00] Sam Willis: You and I are something else…June 2022 😂
[2026-03-13 17:24:00] Dave: Wow
[2026-03-13 17:24:00] Dave: It’s nice to see things haven’t changed much lol
[2026-03-13 17:24:00] Dave: Or… At least we’re consistent!!
[2026-03-13 17:25:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 17:25:00] Sam Willis: Ooof
[2026-03-13 17:25:00] Sam Willis: 😬
[2026-03-13 17:25:00] Sam Willis: August 2022
[2026-03-13 17:26:00] Sam Willis: Right when I started “dating” again. And you’re over here like 🚨🛑
[2026-03-13 17:28:00] Dave: Lol, no shit.
[2026-03-13 17:29:00] Dave: Not to say “I told ya so” buuuuut….
[2026-03-13 17:29:00] Sam Willis: I was going to say…. You can say it
[2026-03-13 17:29:00] Dave: Caaaaaald it
[2026-03-13 17:29:00] Sam Willis: I KNOWWWWWW
[2026-03-13 17:29:00] Sam Willis: 😩
[2026-03-13 17:29:00] Dave: And here we are
[2026-03-13 17:33:00] Sam Willis: Ok. 2 more, then I’ll stop
[2026-03-13 17:33:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 17:34:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-03-13 17:35:00] Sam Willis: Do we still think this is the best and worst case scenario?? 🤔 lol
[2026-03-13 17:35:00] Sam Willis: Do we still think this is the best and worst case scenario?? 🤔
[2026-03-13 17:39:00] Dave: It’s…. A… scenario, that’s for sure
[2026-03-13 18:44:00] Sam Willis: I’m getting superrrr close to saying something to Christian. He keeps asking me what’s wrong. Fml.
[2026-03-13 18:44:00] Sam Willis: I think I’m just going to lay down in bed…
[2026-03-13 18:46:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-03-13 18:46:00] Dave: How are you being?
[2026-03-13 18:46:00] Sam Willis: Going to voice message but no rush to listen
[2026-03-13 18:50:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So He told me that he called somebody he used to work with and she's gonna give him some recommendations or put in a recommendation for him for this like other role this other company and he's like you know I want to be done with the job that he's at now and I'm like yeah I mean it sounds like a really Unhealthy relationship and it has for a while and he's like yeah And I was like so what happened today and he said well Darren, who is his bosses boss and then Stella, his boss I guess set up a impromptu teams call with him today and go on the call with him and told him that they've been noticing that he's been leaving Meetings early or not participating in meetings, not going to some meetings o'clock and he was like I left one meeting the other day with like 10 minutes left because I had I needed to take care of and of course it's never there. It's always never the truth whatever people say to him at work it's always. Oh, you know like they're attacking him for no reason like there you know making this up but it's always somebody else's thing And I was like it just sounds like they're trying to find a reason to fire you and I said it sounds like they're building up their case and he's like I don't think so. I'm not worried about losing my job. He's like I don't worry about it I'm not gonna leave until I get another job lineup and I'm like. And I just looked and shook my head and he's like I know. I know you tell me all the time like nobody saved everybody's extendable and I said yeah and I've been incorporate America in my whole career and this sounds exactly like what somebody would do if they're trying to build a case to fire you all of these meetings I've been scheduling with you the HR investigation. All of this is building a case. And he's like I'm not worried about it but is this what's been stressing you out is this what's getting you down and I'm like I don't I don't know and then I just didn't say anything and then we just sat in awkward silence until you drop me off to get my car So then he was like well I mean, can I make you something for dinner to make you feel better and I said I just wanna go to bed to be honest He was like well you know I wish you would tell me what's bothering you. I just wanna be like you you're bothering me. I don't know how to even start anyway so I feel like the safest thing to do is just a walking night. I don't know what to say
[2026-03-13 18:50:00] Dave: I’m out picking up pizza and shit
[2026-03-13 18:50:00] Dave: So perfect timing
[2026-03-13 18:52:00] Dave: Are you still out?
[2026-03-13 18:52:00] Sam Willis: I’m almost home 😭
[2026-03-13 18:52:00] Dave: Can call for a min?
[2026-03-13 18:53:00] Dave: Boooo
[2026-03-13 18:53:00] Dave: Still listening anyway
[2026-03-13 18:53:00] Sam Willis: I know. Ugh
[2026-03-13 18:54:00] Sam Willis: Thanks for listening to me vent
[2026-03-13 18:54:00] Sam Willis: Oh btw. There WAS a screw in my one tire that was low and kept being low. Ah HA!!! lol
[2026-03-13 18:59:00] Dave: Ugh. rambling 🙄
[2026-03-13 19:11:00] Sam Willis: Thanks babe ❤️ I’m going to lay down for a bit. Enjoy your pizza.
[2026-03-13 21:35:00] Sam Willis: 🫂
[2026-03-13 21:53:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-03-13 21:59:00] Sam Willis: Well I didn’t sleep. Laid there for like 15 minutes and my mind was racing, so then I got up and took the dogs on walks. Ate ice cream for dinner… now watching murder.
[2026-03-13 21:59:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-03-13 22:15:00] Dave: I got a headache and decided to lay down in bed. I’ve been in and out of sleep
[2026-03-13 22:15:00] Sam Willis: Awww I’m sorry honey 😔
[2026-03-13 22:16:00] Sam Willis: I hope you get some good sleep tonight
[2026-03-13 22:16:00] Dave: Did Christian leave you alone?
[2026-03-13 22:16:00] Dave: I hope YOU get some sleep
[2026-03-13 22:18:00] Sam Willis: Yea we haven’t really talked. We are both in the living room but just…existing.
[2026-03-13 22:18:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’ll be going to sleep soon.
[2026-03-13 22:18:00] Dave: Pizza was good though ☺️
[2026-03-13 22:18:00] Sam Willis: Yummm
[2026-03-13 22:18:00] Dave: What kind of ice cream did you have
[2026-03-13 22:19:00] Sam Willis: My fav. Moose tracks
[2026-03-13 22:19:00] Dave: I also got Pop tarts for dessert
[2026-03-13 22:19:00] Sam Willis: My fav. Moose tracks
[2026-03-13 22:21:00] Sam Willis: I have to leave around 9 tomorrow morning to drive Ginger to an adoption event. It’s an hour away 😵‍💫 so I’ll probably go shopping or something while I wait on that side of town
[2026-03-13 22:22:00] Dave: How would you like to talk to my dumb ass?
[2026-03-13 22:23:00] Sam Willis: I would love that, obvi. I was at a minimum going to voice message you
[2026-03-13 22:24:00] Sam Willis: I need to Marco Candace too. At some point. God there’s too much to fill her in on
[2026-03-13 22:24:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t talked to her in like a month. lol
[2026-03-13 22:24:00] Dave: Yeah, jeez…
[2026-03-13 22:24:00] Sam Willis: I mean, I’ve heard about her life but when she asks about mine, I’m too overwhelmed to even talk about it 🤷‍♀️
[2026-03-13 22:25:00] Sam Willis: You going to the gym in the morning?
[2026-03-13 22:27:00] Dave: Yeah I expect I will
[2026-03-13 22:27:00] Dave: But who knows lol
[2026-03-13 22:27:00] Sam Willis: How is your headache now??
[2026-03-13 22:27:00] Dave: I still have it 🫤
[2026-03-13 22:28:00] Dave: It’s behind my right eye, which is weird.
[2026-03-13 22:29:00] Sam Willis: That’s awful
[2026-03-13 22:29:00] Dave: Not a place I usually get headaches. I mean, I don’t get headaches frequently anyway, but when I do they aren’t in my eyeballs
[2026-03-13 22:30:00] Dave: I think I’m going to go ahead and call it a night
[2026-03-13 22:30:00] Dave: I’m like, falling asleep between messages lol
[2026-03-13 22:30:00] Sam Willis: I think that’s a good idea. Good night baby. I hope you feel better soon. ❤️ I love you
[2026-03-13 22:31:00] Dave: I love you too sweetie! So so much 🥰
[2026-03-13 22:32:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-03-13 22:33:00] Sam Willis: <no text>

DAY OVERVIEW Friday. The conversation flows from a playful morning to a sexually charged midday, culminating in a tender but reflective evening. The defining theme of the day is the tension between Sam's current relationship with Christian and her emotional and sexual connection with Dave.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Greetings and Inside Jokes - Sam greets Dave with affection, mentioning a frustrating early meeting. - Dave's playful response includes a humorous critique of meeting scheduling. - Emotional register: playful, affectionate. - Notable quote: "Morning baby ❤️" — Sam

1. Grand Canyon Pictures
2. Discussion about a photo of Sam at the Grand Canyon, sparking jokes about missing armpits in photos.
3. Emotional register: light-hearted, humorous.

4. Notable quote: "Exceptttt I am kind of missing an armpit on the right side 🤭" — Sam

5. AI and Copilot Skepticism

6. Sam expresses distrust in AI technologies, particularly Copilot, preferring to rely on her own judgment.
7. Emotional register: skeptical, frustrated.

8. Notable quote: "AI can be so whack" — Sam

9. Christian's Work Situation

10. Christian's potential job loss and his reaction to workplace scrutiny are discussed.
11. Emotional register: anxious, frustrated.

12. Notable quote: "If I get fired" — Christian (as reported by Sam)

13. Daily Annoyances

14. Sam vents about her work frustrations, including endless meetings and device hold processes.
15. Emotional register: exasperated, overwhelmed.

16. Notable quote: "Sometimes I want to go into 1lod, just be an individual contributor, and just crank through work." — Sam

17. Camping and Childhood Memories

18. Dave and Sam reminisce about camping during childhood and their lack of desire to camp as adults.
19. Emotional register: nostalgic, indifferent.

20. Notable quote: "It was stinky and dirty and shitty sleep" — Sam

21. Sam's Thoughts on Breaking Up with Christian

22. Sam contemplates the timing of breaking up with Christian, feeling stuck.
23. Emotional register: conflicted, stressed.

24. Notable quote: "I already told myself that I would not do it when the kids are here" — Sam

25. Health and Personal Care

26. Brief discussion about post-surgery care and personal grooming preferences.
27. Emotional register: lighthearted, caring.
28. Notable quote: "You look like a younger Jack Nicholson" — Sam

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam initiates a sexually charged exchange, recalling intimate moments with Dave, including explicit fantasies. - Specific language includes phrases like "down on your knees in front of me" and "your hand in my hair." - Dave describes running a hand through Sam's hair and the sensation of "slow" movements. - Discussion of preferences in oral sex and fantasies, such as where cum should be placed. - Both express longing and satisfaction in their sexual connection.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave leads the sexual discourse, with Sam following and escalating. - Sam shows vulnerability about her relationship with Christian, while Dave provides support and humor. - Expressions of love and longing are frequent, with Dave and Sam affirming their emotional connection. - Power-dynamic moments are present in their sexual fantasies, with dominance and submission cues. - Sam references feeling "stuck" in her relationship with Christian, contrasting with her freedom with Dave.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Morning baby ❤️" — Sam, showing affection - "Exceptttt I am kind of missing an armpit on the right side 🤭" — Sam, humor about photos - "AI can be so whack" — Sam, skepticism about technology - "If I get fired" — Christian (as reported by Sam), tension about job security - "Sometimes I want to go into 1lod, just be an individual contributor, and just crank through work." — Sam, work frustration - "It was stinky and dirty and shitty sleep" — Sam, on camping as a child - "Down on your knees in front of me?" — Dave, sexual fantasy - "Your hand in my hair" — Sam, describing intimate contact - "I already told myself that I would not do it when the kids are here" — Sam, contemplating breakup - "You look like a younger Jack Nicholson" — Sam, about Dave's appearance

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's uncertainty about when to break up with Christian remains unresolved. - Christian's job security and its impact on Sam's stress level. - Dave's playful support might influence Sam's decisions about her relationship. - Sam's upcoming training on AI and leadership might revisit her skepticism about technology. - Interaction about personal grooming preferences indicates continued exploration of attraction.

MOOD MAP Playful banter → sexually charged intimacy → work frustration → reflective tension → tender support

Friday started like a gentle breeze, with a playful exchange that felt like slipping into a warm, familiar rhythm with Dave. "Morning baby ❤️" I said, feeling that little rush of affection I always do when I get to greet him first thing. His response was predictably Dave, a witty critique of the morning meeting madness I was about to dive into. He makes the mundane feel light, like laughter tucked into my pocket for later.

We laughed about my Grand Canyon photo mishap — me missing an armpit on one side. His joke about it was so ridiculous it forced a real belly laugh out of me. I love that about us; humor is our shared language, a little world we slip into where everything feels less heavy.

The morning rolled on, and my usual skepticism about AI reared its head. I vented about Copilot, my distrust coloring my words. Dave listened, unruffled, probably amused at my rant. "AI can be so whack," I declared, feeling his silent agreement. It’s nice to have someone who gets my need to rely on instinct over algorithms.

When we touched on Christian's job situation, I could feel the tightness in my chest. Christian's tension about the possibility of being fired leached into my own anxiety. Dave, as always, was this steady presence, a quiet anchor as I navigated through the emotional turbulence.

Work frustrations spilled out, too — the relentless meetings, that longing to just be an individual contributor again, to lose myself in work without the noise. I could almost hear Dave's steady breath on the other end, an unspoken understanding that somehow made it all more bearable.

Out of nowhere, childhood memories of camping resurfaced, and we both scoffed at the idea of enduring stinky, uncomfortable nights under the stars now. The nostalgia was mixed with relief that we didn't have to romanticize those rugged experiences anymore. With Dave, I can laugh at the past without letting it dictate my present.

Then came the midday heat — an electrifying conversation charged with longing. The way Dave described running his hand through my hair, the slow, deliberate intimacy it suggested, ignited something deep inside. There was a rawness, a hunger that was as much about our emotional bond as it was physical. In those moments, I felt the pure truth of us — the undeniable connection that transcends everything else.

Yet, the undercurrent of my relationship with Christian kept tugging at me, a persistent shadow that I couldn’t quite shake. I found myself wondering, again, about the timing of a breakup, feeling trapped by circumstances and my own promises.

The evening crept in, and with it, a calmer reflection. We joked about post-surgery appearances; "You look like a younger Jack Nicholson," I teased, trying to lighten the mood. Beneath the teasing, there was this tender truth — I love him, this man who sees me completely and still wants everything he sees.

The day left me with clarity wrapped in complexity, a tapestry of playful banter, intense connection, and thoughtful reflection. In the quiet moments, I held onto the knowledge that with Dave, everything just is. There’s no need to force it or shape it into something it’s not. It’s a rare kind of freedom, being known and loved like this.

Friday started with a familiar sort of comfort — Sam's morning greeting punctuated with a little heart emoji that always makes my day right from the get-go. She mentioned a frustrating early meeting she had to endure, and I couldn't help but tease her about the absurdity of scheduling such things at those ungodly hours. It was our little ritual, the playful banter, and even though it seemed small, it always set the tone for everything else that followed.

We drifted into talking about this photo she sent — a shot of her at the Grand Canyon, full of sweeping views and her wide, infectious smile. I laughed when she pointed out how her armpit seemed to have disappeared in the picture. It was one of those silly things that somehow turned into a running joke between us, and the humor came so easily. It felt like breathing.

The conversation took a more serious turn when we started talking about AI, prompted by her skepticism about Copilot. I could hear the frustration in her words, her trust in her own instincts over tech solutions. "AI can be so whack," she said, and there was that sharpness I admired — the refusal to blindly follow what everyone else seems to trust without question. I nodded along, feeling the undercurrent of her fierce independence that I’ve always loved.

Then Christian came up. Her voice changed slightly when she talked about his work situation, the possibility of him getting fired. Beneath her words, I sensed the tension, the kind that comes from being stuck in a situation where nothing seems right. I listened, offered what comfort I could, aware that this was one of those things I couldn’t fix for her.

The day moved along, and she vented about her work frustrations — meetings that never seemed to end, bureaucratic hold-ups that made her want to scream. I could feel the weight of it all through the phone, her exhaustion palpable. Sometimes, I wished I could just pull her away from all of it, let her breathe in the way she only seemed to do when it was just the two of us.

When the conversation turned to childhood camping memories, it was like letting out a long-held breath. We laughed about how neither of us had any real desire to camp anymore, how it was just "stinky and dirty and shitty sleep," as she put it. It was one of those light-hearted exchanges that reminded me of how we could move through topics like dancers, a step here, a twirl there, always in sync.

The afternoon held its own kind of charged energy. Sam initiated a conversation laced with intimacy, drawing on memories that made my skin tingle. Her words painted vivid pictures of past moments, the kind of shared history that no one else could ever touch. There was a longing there, undeniable, and as the exchange deepened, I felt that familiar mix of desire and tenderness that only she could evoke.

By evening, things had settled into a quieter, more reflective space. Sam spoke about the timing of breaking up with Christian, her voice laced with stress and a kind of weary acceptance. "I already told myself that I would not do it when the kids are here," she said, and it hit me — how careful she was, how much she carried for everyone around her. I wanted to ease that burden somehow, offer her the escape she needed, at least for a moment.

We ended the day on a lighter note, talking about post-surgery care and how she thought I looked like a younger Jack Nicholson. Her compliments always came with that mix of honesty and humor that made them feel genuine. I fell asleep that night with the echoes of her voice in my head, filled with the warmth of having been part of her day, even if from afar.

And so the day closed — a tapestry of shared laughter, intimate confessions, and the unspoken understanding that everything between us was exactly as it should be, even if the world around us wasn’t.

The airport bathroom smelled like lemon disinfectant and anxiety.

Sam washed her hands for the third time, watching the pink polish on her nails chip at the edges. The automatic dryer blew cold air against her fingers, refusing to warm up. She checked her phone again. No service. No new texts. Nothing.

Dave had said he'd meet her here between flights. They'd done this dance before—brief intersections, stolen hours, the way they fell back into each other like breathing. The way he'd seen her waste away in Zoom meetings for three days straight, then show up with Vietnamese takeout and bourbon, no congratulations, just a knowing smile. He understood what victory looked like in her world. He understood that she'd forgotten to eat.

The bathroom door swung open. A man looked at her, registered something, and kept walking. Sam's heart rate spiked. She paced to the wall, leaning against the cool tile. Detroit had flight delays, but not this—

A condom wrapper crinkled in her pocket.

She imagined his voice, the way he'd say it: "Down on your knees in front of me?" The memory of his hand in her hair, fingertips against her scalp while she thought about meetings still stacked for tomorrow, speakerphone meetings where she could keep working while he made her come. The way he knew she'd call him during, letting the person on the other end hear the hitch in her breath, giving someone else the audio of her losing herself completely.

The door opened again.

She knew before she turned. It was the breadth of his shoulders, the way he moved, the fucking hallway-Leaning that I spend too much time thinking about. God I do, she'd told him once. He leaned one arm against the doorframe, looking at her like he always looked at her—like he knew exactly what she needed before she did.

"Hey," he said.

"Hey."

He stepped inside, closing the door. The lock clicked. He smelled like clean laundry and whatever cologne he'd splashed on at some point, something faint that clung to his skin. Always clean. Always put together. She wondered how he smelled where she hated the old light-up turtle in their room because she couldn't sleep with any sort of illumination Lauren one of my daughters has one and I slept in there one night it was kind of glowing and I asked her if she realized that was not helping me sleep.

He moved closer. She stood her ground. The bathroom felt tiny suddenly, everything fluorescent and clinical around them. He took her hand, gripping her wrist, familiar fingers pressing at the pulse point.

"You look wiped," he said quietly.

"People are fucking exhausting."

"I know."

He released her wrist, trailing fingertips down her arm, stopping at her waist. His touch was light at first, then deliberate pressure as he pulled her closer. She tasted the inside of her cheek, teeth catching on the inside of her lip. He was dressed for travel, navy blazer over a white shirt, the kind of outfit that meant business. Mature. Reliable. The way she hated the old light-up turtle in her kids' rooms because it glows and it bothers my sleep. The way normal people learn to live with things that shouldn't matter. He stepped into her space. Not crowding. Claiming.

"Have you fucking kept straight with them," she whispered.

"Enough to shut them up."

"And you didn't think to schedule fewer of them?"

"Sometimes you can't think less of them than they've already thought of themselves."

She chuckled against his chest. His hand settled in the small of her back, thumb pressing against her spine like it was a button that released everything she'd been holding.

"Are you lonely?" she asked.

"Not anymore."

He kissed her. Not the soft exploration of two people who'd just met. This was the kiss of two people who'd been in each other's space, in each other's heads, who'd already done this and knew exactly how it would feel. She opened her mouth, letting him take control, tasting mint on his tongue, the way he always seemed to brush his teeth before seeing her. Maybe it wasn't new. Maybe it was habit by now.

He walked her backwards, step by careful step, until her shoulders hit the wall.

"Your meetings," he murmured against her neck, "how long do they go?"

"Until they decide I'm alive."

He laughed softly, fingertips finding the hem of her sweater. He tugged upward, not asking, and she lifted her arms. The fabric pooled at her waist. He thumbed the clasp of her bra, eyes on hers as he undid it with one hand. The way he could take her apart without looking, without breaking the gaze that held her in place.

"We have," she started to say.

"Don't."

He kissed down her sternum, mouth finding her nipple, teeth catching just enough to make her hips jerk forward. She grabbed his hair, pulling, the way she knew he'd want it. The way that turned him on and made him growl low in his throat.

"I hate that we only have hours," she whispered.

"What's hours?"

She tried to pull him up, but he kept going lower, tongue tracing her stomach, fingers working open her pants button. The zip sounded loud in the confined space. She wore pink satin panties—lace before—the kind she'd bought for this moment, knowing he liked them, knowing he'd want to see her in them, knowing he'd slide them off later and keep them in his pocket.

"Feet on the counter," he said.

"Here?"

"Right here."

She stepped onto the metal countertop, cold against her bare heels. He pushed her thighs apart, spreading her, looking at her like it was the most important thing he'd do all day. The way he looked at her when it was good, like every part of her mattered. He pulled her panties to the side, thumb pressing against her clit. She caught her breath. His thumb was warm, calluses catching at her folds, familiar pressure that knew exactly how she liked it. Fast when she was desperate. Slow when she needed to be teased. Right now, slow.

"Want you inside me," she said.

"Later."

She opened her mouth to protest, but he slid a finger inside instead, and the rest of her words dissolved into a gasp. He petted her entrance, slow and thorough, watching her face as he curled his knuckle just so, finding the spot that made her arch against the wall.

"Thought about this," he murmured. "Thought about keeping my cock here. For you."

She laughed shakily. "Planning ahead?"

"Always."

He added a second finger, and she squeezed around him, heat building in her core. She wanted him naked. She wanted him inside her. She wanted to ride him, wanted to taste him, wanted everything all at once, the way desire pooled and overwhelmed until she couldn't think of anything but the next point of contact.

He worked another finger in, stretching her gently, adding pressure that had her toes curling against the cold counter. The wet sounds of his hand moving inside her echoed in the small bathroom. Her wrists pressed against the tile.

"Using the countertop for sex isn't sanitary," he observed, glancing around the sterile space.

"This countertop for what?" She gasped as he twisted his fingers sharply.

"The sex part."

"Your executive function could use some work," she said breathlessly.

"Good point."

But he kept going, fingers working deeper, thumb rolling over her clit in practiced circles. She was getting close, thighs shaking, need building to a point that felt urgent and frightening all at once. Being this close, wanting him this badly, in this place where anyone could walk in. The door was locked. They'd hear footsteps. They'd have seconds to—

"I want to taste you," he said suddenly.

"What?"

He withdrew his fingers and knelt, hands gripping her thighs, spreading her wider against the counter. One second passed. Two. The fluorescent light glinted off his wedding band as he licked a slow stripe from her entrance to her clit. She threw her head back, spine arching off the wall. He licked again, longer, flattening his tongue against her folds, and the sound he made had her legs trembling.

"God," she whispered.

He stopped. Looked up at her. "What were you saying?"

She couldn't think. She couldn't breathe. "Just... what? Keep licking."

"I thought you needed that memory back," he said, thumb stroking her thigh.

"Fuck the memory."

He grinned at her, that slow, confident smile that said he'd won, and went back to what he was doing. This time, he pushed his tongue inside her, fucking her with the warmth and wetness of it. She grabbed his hair, pulling hard until he moaned against her center. That vibration made her hips jerk involuntarily, a broken sound escaping her throat. He steadied her by gripping her hips, pinning her in place, but she pushed back against him, riding his face the way she knew drove him crazy.

"Dave, please," she said, the words coming out desperate and raw.

"What do you need?" he asked against her skin, breath hot and moist.

"Need to come."

"Not yet."

He withdrew completely, standing up, and she thought she might cry. He plucked her shirt from the floor, draping it over her hips like a blanket. "Turn around."

"Turn—"

"On your knees."

The words sent heat through her. She obeyed without thinking, hands finding the cool tile, knees pressing into the linoleum. He slid off her panties completely, stuffing them into his pocket. She heard the distinctive sound of a belt coming undone, of fabric shifting. He pressed his erection against her ass, clothed but thick, the shape of him making her want to be filled.

"Property of the state line," he murmured against her ear, hot breath washing over her neck.

"What?"

"You're giving out assets I can't afford."

She laughed breathlessly, trying to look back at him, but he'd moved away from her ear. She wiggled her hand back, fumbling for the strap of his pants. He caught her wrist, twisting it behind her back, and the sudden sting of the hold made her gasp. "That's a reliable excuse."

"Reliable enough."

He kicked her legs wider apart. She balanced on her hands, forehead pressed to the wall, and felt him enter her. The stretch was slow at first, the condom slick against her folds, then deeper as he pushed in fully. She took him in one long stroke, heat and pressure and everything she'd been craving.

"Better," she said.

"Shut up."

He fucked her slowly. Not teasing now, but purposeful. Each thrust in seated him fully inside her, withdraw leaving her empty and aching, then the slide back in filling her completely. She matched his rhythm, meeting his thrusts with her hips, garage-door physics of their bodies colliding again and again. The bathroom was being used as a fucking chamber. At some point the janitor or a lost traveler pointing at the door.

Better.

He went deeper. She wound her arms around her torso, knees spread wide, head hanging low, watching his feet as he moved inside her. His breath came faster, harsher, until he was panting harshly, the way public creeper who liked ex, and who's Sam? The way someone might catch them, might hear them, might walk through that door.

She came first, the way he knew she would, the way he timed it. Her orgasm ripped through her with an intensity that made her see stars, a sound tearing from her throat that wasn't a word but a noise. Pain and everything. He gripped her hips bruisingly and came with a strangled groan, the rhythm of his thrusts stuttering as he spilled into the condom.

They stayed like that for a moment. Breathing. The only sound the spin of the hand dryer and their heavy breathing. She felt the ghost of his breath against her neck, the throb of his heartbeat against her back where their skin touched. Eventually, Christmas eventually, the house that must be quiet around them.

He withdrew, and she felt cold without him. She couldn't look at him yet, the way he'd see everything written across her face. She kept her forehead pressed to the tile, hair scattered from his fist, clothes half-off, and focused on breathing. His hands smoothed down her back, fingertips tracing her spine lightly, the way he touched her when he wanted her to know she wasn't alone.

"Property of?" he asked quietly against her ear.

"Love you."

She meant it. The words came out simple and clear, no hesitation, because she loved him. She loved that he knew her, knew what she needed before she asked. She loved that he could quiet her chaotic mind, that she wanted to feel him like this, wanted to override the confusion from AI and copilot that she did not ask her to do what I can do myself. I love that he would schedule a meeting when he could because I was on a call and someone else was talking like they're retarded. But you can't love that. I would never work for someone that schedules a call when I'm on a call with someone else.

Better.

Later, in the airport bar, she'd tell him about opening up the paper, about why the hell did they decide that I need training on AI and what it can do, man, they'll have AI write instead for the sake of right. AI shouldn't right. She'd watch him watch her over the rim of his drink, amused tolerance at her frustration.

"Better," she'd say.

"Incredible."

They'd share one drink, one split second of quiet between flights, before she had to go back to the world that moved without her. The world where good God Dave this is incredible - you'll have to meet up whenever I'm there on business and he'd lean in close, eyes finding hers, no strap to my travel anymore, and she'd want to tell him that she'd love it too. That she'd love everything. That she'd love him, the good and the frustrating.

"During reintroduction," he'd say suddenly.

"Just trying to be mindful."

"Of what?"

"The company you keep."

She'd bite her lip, wanting and waiting, the way his hands moved hers exactly how he wanted it. "This way see customers, because that's what I do, and sales strategy and business fundamentals?"

"Drives you crazy?"

"Drives me insane."

He'd laugh, that quiet, sure sound that meant he understood without needing to lip him completely just pick my wine.

She'd taste the words on her tongue, swallowing hard, and love him for knowing what she finally admitted, even if it meant she couldn't love him out loud. Even if it meant loving him in secret, in stolen hours like this one, between connections, inside her sweatshirt, unlocked door, easy access.

Love him. Property of him. Always.

The pilot’s console flashed a rapid series of red alerts, each one brighter and more frantic than the last. Station Five was going critical. Dave’s hands moved across the touchscreens, fingers tapping commands with a methodical, unhurried precision that was his only concession to the chaos. He was the station’s chief operations engineer, and the crisis was currently ignoring his authority.

Sam stood beside him at the environmental control station, her posture rigid. “Pressure’s bleeding out from Sector Seven. Containment doors are not responding.” Her voice was steady, clipped, the voice of a senior systems analyst who knew the numbers better than anyone. She didn’t look at him. They hadn’t looked at each other directly for nearly an hour, a professional discipline that felt like a physical ache.

They were the only two humans left on Station Five. The automated maintenance crew—a fleet of silent, floating drones—had been evacuated an hour ago when the cascade failure began. Now the vast, rotating ring of the deep-space station hummed and groaned around them, a symphony of impending structural failure. Outside the wide observation window, the blackness of space was punctuated only by the distant, cold gleam of stars. No other ship was within a day’s travel.

“AI is so whack,” Sam muttered, not to Dave, but to the console that was suggesting a series of automated repair protocols she knew would fail. Her distrust of the station’s neural network was legendary. She preferred her own judgment, her own instincts, and right now those instincts were screaming.

Dave heard her. A faint, almost invisible smile touched his lips. He knew that tone—the exasperated, overwhelmed tone she used when systems refused to bend to her logic. “Override it,” he said, his voice calm in the metallic silence of the control hub. “Manual sequence. I’ll handle the stabilizers.”

She nodded, her fingers flying across her panel. For a moment, the tension was purely technical, a shared fight against entropy. But beneath it, humming like a separate current in the station’s power grid, was everything else. Four years of a connection that had started with shared respect for efficient code and robust systems architecture. It had become friendship, then this—this thing that filled the spaces between their words, that made the air between them feel charged even when the life-support systems were reading nominal.

They were, by every protocol and regulation, forbidden. She was contractually bound to another—a man named Christian, whose own stability was currently as precarious as the station’s, a fact that hovered in her mind like a secondary alarm. Dave was supposed to be just her superior, her colleague in this lonely, orbiting outpost. Duty. Allegiance to the company that owned the station. Circumstance. All of it kept them apart, made every glance a violation, every touch a potential disaster.

“Sector Seven is sealed,” Sam announced, a note of triumph in her voice. “Lost twenty percent atmosphere, but it’s contained.”

“Good.” Dave didn’t praise her often. He trusted her competence absolutely, and praise would have been superfluous. His eyes scanned the main display. “The cascade is shifting. It’s targeting the primary reactor coolant loops.”

“If that fails…” she didn’t finish. If that failed, Station Five would become a silent, frozen tomb spinning in the dark. And they would be inside it.

The next hour was a blur of coordinated action. Dave’s commands were clear, direct. Sam executed them with a speed and accuracy that felt, to him, like a physical extension of his own will. They moved through the control hub, checking readouts, rerouting power, speaking in the shorthand they’d developed over years. The crisis was a clock ticking, a pressure building, and it mirrored perfectly the pressure building inside them—the frustration of being stuck, the longing for a release that felt just as critical as saving the station.

Finally, after a sequence that involved bypassing three separate fried neural cores, the alert lights stopped flashing. The console settled into a steady, green hum. The station was stable. Damaged, but not dying.

The silence that followed was abrupt and profound. The only sound was the low, eternal vibration of the station’s rotation and the faint whisper of the air recyclers.

Sam let out a breath, a long, shaky sigh. She leaned back against her console, her shoulders dropping. The fierce independence she wore like a uniform seemed to dissolve. “Sometimes I want to go into a first-level operational drone, just be an individual contributor, and crank through the work,” she said softly, echoing her own words from a different life, a different kind of frustration. But here, it meant something else. It meant the weight of command, the weight of pretending, the weight of knowing what you wanted and being unable to reach for it.

Dave turned from his station. He looked at her now, his gaze steady and warm. He crossed the space between them, the distance that had felt like a chasm for the last frantic hours. He didn’t hurry. His calm was a tangible thing in the quiet hub.

He stopped before her. “You’re not a drone,” he said, his voice low.

She looked up at him, her eyes holding everything she couldn’t say—the conflict, the stress, the feeling of being stuck in a life that wasn’t hers anymore. With Christian, everything was a negotiation, a balance of anxieties. With Dave, there was only this: being completely seen, and being completely safe.

He reached out, his hand cupping the side of her face. His thumb brushed her cheekbone. It was the first touch they’d allowed themselves in weeks. It felt like a circuit closing, like power flowing back into a dead system.

Sam’s breath caught. She closed her eyes for a second, leaning into his palm. Then she opened them, and the look there was surrender, an intentional offering of all the softness she reserved only for him.

Dave’s other hand came up, his fingers threading into her hair. He remembered the sensation, the fantasy she’d voiced in another context: your hand in my hair. It was a claim, a grounding. He used it now, his grip firm, not painful, but absolute.

“Down on your knees in front of me?” he asked, the question quiet, a statement more than an inquiry. It was the same phrase he’d used before, the same fantasy, transplanted here into the sterile, lifeless control hub of a space station hanging in the void.

She didn’t hesitate. There was no performance, no guard. She sank down, the smooth, cool floor of the hub meeting her knees. She looked up at him, her hands resting on her thighs. The posture was submission, but her eyes were full of a fierce, knowing consent. This was the freedom she had with him. The dynamic wasn’t in conflict with her independence; he was the reason they coexisted.

Dave stood before her, his solid presence framed by the wide observation window and the infinite dark beyond. He unzipped his gray operations suit, pushing the fabric down his hips. His erection was already full, a stark contrast to the clinical environment. He didn’t speak. He simply took himself in hand and guided himself toward her mouth.

Sam leaned forward. She took him in, her mouth warm and welcoming. She moved slowly, her tongue tracing the length of him, her lips sealing around the base. The pace was deliberate, deep, a full surrender to the act. She let him set the rhythm, her head moving in time with the gentle pressure of his hand in her hair. It was an act of service, of devotion, and of pure, unadulterated wanting.

Dave watched her, his gaze unwavering. The control hub was silent except for the wet, soft sounds of her mouth on him and the low hum of the station. His dominance here wasn’t aggression; it was a providing of structure, of a framework within which she could let go completely. Her stress, her frustration, her feeling of being trapped—all of it was being siphoned away by this focused, physical attention. He felt the tight coil of her tension unwinding through the movements of her jaw, the relaxing of her shoulders.

He let her continue, the sensation building in him—a heat that contrasted violently with the cold, technical surroundings. His fingers tightened slightly in her hair, not to hurt, but to anchor. He groaned, a low, unfiltered sound that seemed to vibrate in the metallic air.

After minutes that felt both eternal and instantaneous, he pulled her back gently by the hair. She released him with a soft pop, her lips slick, her eyes heavy-lidded and focused entirely on him.

“Up,” he commanded, his voice rough.

She rose, her knees sore from the hard floor. He turned her, facing her toward the observation window. The endless black and the pinpricks of stars were their only audience. He pushed her operations suit down from her shoulders, letting it pool at her waist. Her back was exposed to the cool air of the hub, her skin pale against the darkness beyond the glass.

His hands slid around her waist, holding her firmly against him. His erection pressed against the cleft of her ass. He leaned forward, his mouth near her ear. “Tell me where,” he breathed, recalling another shared fantasy, another intimate negotiation.

She didn’t pretend ambiguity. “Inside,” she whispered, the word a confession. “I want you inside.”

He didn’t need more. One hand remained anchored on her hip, the other guided himself. He entered her with a single, deep stroke that made her gasp, her head falling forward. The fit was perfect, known, a geography they had mapped over years of forbidden meetings. She was wet and ready, her body opening for him without resistance.

Dave began to move, his thrusts slow and profound, each one a claim that went deeper than the physical. He set a rhythm that was relentless but measured, a pace that built tension deliberately. His hands held her hips, controlling the angle, the depth. She braced her hands against the cold surface of the console in front of her, her knuckles white, her body arching back into each of his drives.

The station rotated silently around them, a giant, wounded machine. But in the control hub, there was only this: the slap of skin against skin, the ragged sounds of their breathing, the creak of the console under Sam’s grip. Dave’s dominance was total here, a possession that was also a gift. He was giving her the one thing she couldn’t find anywhere else—a complete release from the need to brace, to guard, to perform.

Sam’s moans grew louder, less contained. They echoed in the stark space. She was letting go, her independence dissolving into a willing, aching surrender. “Dave,” she choked out, her voice breaking on his name.

He felt her tightening around him, the inner muscles clutching in rhythmic pulses. He increased his pace, his thrusts becoming harder, faster, a final push against the last barriers of her control. His hand left her hip and came up to her neck, not squeezing, just holding, a point of contact that felt more intimate than anything else.

Sam cried out, a sharp, unfiltered sound that was pure release. Her body convulsed against him, her climax hitting her like a systems overload, washing through her in a wave of shuddering sensation. She slumped forward over the console, supported only by his arms and his continued motion inside her.

Dave followed, his own climax triggered by hers. He drove into her one last, deep time, anchoring himself there as the heat spilled from him into her. He groaned, a sound that was raw and satisfied, his forehead dropping against her shoulder.

For a long minute, they stayed like that, joined, breathing in the quiet hum of the stable station. The crisis was over. The immediate threat was passed. The only remaining pressure was the one between their bodies, and it had been resolved.

Slowly, Dave withdrew. He helped Sam turn, pulling her back against him. He didn’t speak. He just held her, her operations suit still rucked down around her waist, his own clothes open. The observation window showed the same unchanging starfield.

Sam rested her head against his chest. The conflict, the stress, the feeling of being stuck—it was all quiet now. In this moment, there was only the fact of him, the fact of their knowledge of each other, a fact that quietly governed everything.

Finally, she spoke, her voice soft and tired. “We need to run the full diagnostic. Before the company drone-ship arrives.”

Dave nodded. He knew she was right. Duty would reassert itself. Circumstances would close back in. But for now, the station was saved, and they were, for a few more minutes, completely themselves.

He kissed the top of her head, a slow, deliberate gesture. “We’ll crank through it,” he said, using her own word, making it a shared promise.

They began to dress, to return to the consoles, to become the professionals the station needed. But the air in the hub was different now. It was charged with the aftermath of their intimacy, a warmth that lingered in the cold, technical space.

Outside, the stars continued their indifferent shine. Inside, two people who knew each other better than anyone in the world shared a silent, knowing look, and then turned back to their work.

The rain hissed against the high, arched windows of the converted West Virginia barn, a sibilant contrast to the crackle of hardwood logs in the great room’s monolithic fireplace. The scent of seasoned oak and the damp earth outside clung to the warm air, the entire secluded structure — a luxury rental Dave had secured — humming with the quiet of true isolation. Sam stood with her back to the fire, the heat licking at the silk of her slip dress, her silhouette flickering against the timbered walls. She looked out into the blackness beyond the glass. The frantic static of her workday, the suffocating anxiety about Christian, the sound of her own trapped thoughts — they had all been silenced by the two-hour drive into the mountains. Now, there was only the rain and the fire and the waiting.

Dave’s reflection joined hers in the dark window, a solid, calm presence. He didn’t touch her, not yet. He appeared beside her, his gaze meeting hers in the glass. “You’re quiet,” he observed, his voice a low resonance that fit the room.

“The noise just… stopped,” she said, her own voice soft with wonder. “Like I stepped out of a wind tunnel.”

“Good.” A single, weighted word. He lifted a hand and ran it slowly from her temple, over the curve of her ear, down the side of her neck. The gesture was simple, proprietary. “I could see it in your texts. That whole damn day, a messy, endless meeting in your head. You said you wanted to go ‘into 1lod, just be an individual contributor, and just crank through work.’” He echoed her words from the afternoon perfectly. “Consider yourself assigned. Your project is here. Your task is me.”

The shift was as subtle and final as a lock engaging. The warmth of the room seemed to concentrate around her skin. He turned her gently by the shoulders, away from the window, to face the rest of the space. Past the plush sectional, through an open doorway, was a room she hadn’t yet seen. The firelight reached only so far, illuminating the edge of a heavy wooden frame, the gleam of stainless steel.

“No conference calls here,” he said, his hand on the small of her back, guiding her forward. “No device holds. Just us.”

The playroom was not a dungeon of black leather and chains; it was an extension of the barn’s rustic elegance, a chapel of intention. A solid, hand-hewn four-poster bed dominated the space, its posts sturdy enough for suspension. A cabinet of beautifully milled walnut held an array of instruments that spoke of careful selection: floggers with braided tails, hemp rope coiled in neat hanks, leather cuffs lined with sheepskin. The air smelled of beeswax and clean iron.

He guided her to the center of the room, standing behind her. His lips were close to her ear. “We talked about surrender. About the difference between being overwhelmed by the world and choosing to be overwhelmed by me. Do you remember?”

“Yes,” she breathed.

“I need you to say it, Sam.”

“I choose you to overwhelm me.” The words left her on an exhale, a vow.

“Color system is active. Our word is ‘Red.’ Nod if you understand.”

She nodded.

His hands came to the thin straps of her dress, sliding them down her arms. The silk whispered against her skin, pooling at her feet, leaving her in only her simple lace underwear. The fire-warmed air caressed her bare shoulders, her back. He didn’t let her turn. His palm smoothed down her spine, a tactile claim. “Tonight, we explore the fantasy you gave me today. The one about being used. A toy. My toy. Do you remember what you said?”

Heat flooded her, a different kind than the fireplace. She nodded, remembering the lunchtime text, the sudden, sharp desire she’d confessed.

“Use your words, Sam.”

“I said… I wanted to be your toy.”

“Yes. And I said I wanted you down on your knees in front of me.” He stepped back. “Now.”

The order was clean, absolute. She sank to her knees on the thick, wool rug, the fibers pressing into her skin. She kept her eyes lowered, her hands resting on her thighs. She felt exposed, hyper-aware of the cold air on her nipples tightening beneath the lace of her bra, of the vulnerable line of her throat, of his boots in her periphery.

He circled her, a slow, appraising orbit. “A toy doesn’t make decisions. A toy doesn’t fret about its day. A toy exists for the pleasure of its owner.” He stopped in front of her, his hand coming to cradle her jaw, tilting her face up. “You have the most beautiful face. So expressive. That’s a problem for tonight. I need it blank. Peaceful.”

He moved to the walnut cabinet, returning with a simple black blindfold of soft leather. He fitted it over her eyes, the world vanishing into a warm, plush darkness. Her other senses flared to compensate. She heard the soft thud of his boots on the floorboards, the rustle of his clothing. She smelled his cologne, mixed with the scent of the leather now encircling her head.

“Better,” he murmured, his voice now disembodied, everywhere and nowhere. “Now you’re just a shape. A collection of sensations waiting for my instruction.”

His fingers trailed through her hair, and she remembered her own words from their exchange, the shiver that had gone through her when she’d texted, your hand in my hair. He fisted a handful now, not yanking, just holding, a firm anchor. “You belong here, Sam. On your knees, in my space, in the quiet. This is the peace you were looking for. It just has a different texture.”

He released her hair. She heard a buckle, a soft clink of metal. Her heart hammered against her ribs, a frantic, excited rhythm. Cold, padded leather encircled her right wrist, then her left, the buckles snug but not tight. He clipped something between them—a short, rigid bar that kept her wrists held apart, forcing her chest to open, her shoulders back.

“Stay,” he commanded. She heard him move away, the sounds of preparation: the quiet uncoiling of rope, the soft slap of leather against a palm. The waiting was its own discipline. The darkness under the blindfold became a canvas for everything she felt: the low ache of desire, the profound safety of her submission, the sharp thrill of the unknown. She was anchored only by the sound of his movements and the certainty of his control.

The first touch wasn’t what she expected. It was the soft, suede tails of a flogger, dragged lightly up her inner arm, across her collarbone, down the valley between her breasts. A whisper, a tease. It traced the lace edge of her bra.

“Such a pretty toy,” he mused, his voice low. The flogger moved away. A moment of silence, then—

Thwack.

The impact landed on the meat of her right shoulder blade, a bright, startling blossom of heat. She gasped, her body jerking forward slightly against the restraint of the cuffs.

Thwack. The left side, perfectly symmetrical. The pain was clean, sharp, a brilliant punctuation in the dark. It didn’t hurt the way her day had hurt. This pain was a gift, a focal point, a demand that she be only here, only now.

“Count them,” he said, his voice calm and steady.

“One,” she breathed.

The blows fell in a slow, rhythmic pattern, moving down her back. Each impact lit up her nervous system, a shock that melted almost instantly into a deep, radiating warmth. Thwack. “Two.” Thwack. “Three.” Her skin began to hum, a live wire singing under his command. The world narrowed to the sound of the flogger, the sting, the rich smell of leather, the deep, anchoring ache in her knees. Her mind, so full of fragmented worry, was finally, gloriously empty. She was a vessel being filled with sensation.

He stopped at ten. She heard the flogger being set aside. His hands were on her heated skin, smoothing over the warmth, assessing. “Beautiful,” he growled, the word full of raw approval. His fingers found the clasp of her bra, released it, and peeled it away. The cool air on her sensitized, naked breasts made her gasp again. He cupped one, his thumb sweeping over the nipple, making it peak into a hard, desperate point. “Your body answers me so perfectly.”

He guided her onto her back on the rug, her cuffed wrists resting on her stomach. He straddled her hips, his weight a comforting pressure. In the dark, she felt him lean down, his mouth closing over her nipple. He sucked, gently at first, then with a firm, rhythmic pull that shot straight to her core. He lavished attention on one breast, then the other, until she was arching up off the rug, soft, pleading noises escaping her throat.

“Shhh,” he soothed, lifting his head. “A toy doesn’t beg. It receives.”

He shifted down her body, his hands hooking into the sides of her panties, dragging them down her legs and off. His palms slid up her inner thighs, spreading her open. She felt utterly exposed, displayed, the cool air touching her most intimate skin. Then his mouth was on her.

His tongue was a slow, deliberate instrument. He lapped at her, tracing her folds with a maddening lack of urgency, mirroring the ‘slow’ sensation he’d texted about craving. This wasn’t a race to climax. It was a mapping, a worship, a thorough exploration designed to build an ache so profound it bordered on pain. He circled her clit, teased the entrance, suckled gently. She moaned, her hips lifting uncontrollably. He held her down with one firm hand on her abdomen.

“You taste like surrender,” he said against her, the vibration making her cry out.

He drew the torment out until her thighs were trembling, until her breathing was ragged, until she was on the very edge of coherence. Then he stopped. She whimpered in protest, a high, desperate sound.

She heard the rip of a foil packet, the rustle of his clothing being pushed out of the way. His weight settled over her again, his body blanketing hers. The broad, blunt head of his cock pressed against her, already slick from his mouth and her arousal. He wasn’t gentle. He pushed inside her in one long, relentless stroke, filling her completely, stretching her in the most perfect, claiming way.

The cry she let out was one of pure relief.

He set a deep, punishing pace from the start. Each thrust was a reclamation, driving her into the rug, the cuffs on her wrists jingling softly with the force. The blindfold kept her world centered on the brutal, exquisite physics of their joining: the slap of skin, his ragged breath in her ear, the delicious, heavy fullness that brushed a place deep inside her with every stroke. She was being unmade, rebuilt, owned.

“Mine,” he grunted, the word punched out of him with a particularly deep thrust. “Your day, your stress, your perfect, beautiful pussy… all mine.” The vulgarity, in his calm, steady tone, shattered what was left of her control.

“Yours!” she sobbed, her head thrown back. “All yours, Dave, please…”

He changed the angle, lifting her hips, driving into her with shorter, sharper strokes that focused directly on her clit. The orgasm that had been coiled at the base of her spine, stoked by the flogger, his mouth, the overwhelming sense of possession, detonated. It tore through her in a silent, consuming wave, her body seizing around him, her cuffed hands flying up to clutch at his shoulders. She was pure sensation, a star going supernova behind the blindfold.

Her climax triggered his. With a final, guttural groan, he buried himself to the hilt, his hips stuttering against hers. She felt the hot, rhythmic pulses of his release deep inside her, the ultimate, physical claim. He collapsed onto her, his weight a welcome anchor as they both spiraled down from the peak.

For long minutes, there was only the sound of their labored breathing and the hiss of the rain. Slowly, he pulled out of her and rolled to the side, gathering her against him. With infinite care, he unbuckled the cuffs, tossing the bar aside, and chafed her wrists gently. Then he reached behind her head and untied the blindfold.

The dim firelight from the other room seemed unbearably bright at first. She blinked up at him, her eyes filled with tears she hadn’t even felt fall. He looked down at her, his gaze tender, his thumb wiping the moisture from her cheeks.

“Green,” she whispered, her voice hoarse.

A slow smile touched his lips. He kissed her forehead, then her lips, a soft, lingering kiss. “Come on,” he murmured, standing and lifting her easily into his arms as if she weighed nothing. He carried her out of the playroom, back to the great room, and settled them both on the deep, plush sofa in front of the fire. He pulled a soft wool blanket over them, tucking her against his side, her head on his chest.

She listened to the strong, steady beat of his heart under her ear, felt the slow glide of his hand up and down her arm. The complex, jagged edges of the day had been smoothed away, not by ignoring them, but by being consumed by a greater, hotter truth. Here, in the mountain silence, she wasn’t stuck. She was found.

“You know,” she said softly, her voice drowsy with satiation, “you were right. That was better than any conference call.”

He chuckled, the sound rumbling through his chest. She tilted her head back to see his face, his bald head gleaming in the firelight. A ridiculous, affectionate thought surfaced through the haze of her contentment. “Just occurred to me,” she mumbled, tracing his jaw with a fingertip. “With the fire and the shadows… you look like a younger, much hotter Jack Nicholson.”

He burst out laughing, a real, unfettered sound that echoed warmly in the timbered room. He hugged her tight, kissing the top of her head. “God, I love you,” he sighed, the words rich with amusement and something far deeper.

She nestled closer, the last tension leaving her body. The fire burned low, the rain gentled to a soft patter, and for the first time in weeks, her mind was a perfect, blank, peaceful slate. She was simply Sam, in Dave’s arms, where the noise had finally, blessedly stopped.

Daily briefing

Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.

• Messages exchanged

  581

  213 more; previous average 368.0 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

• Conversation sessions

  24

  9 fewer; previous average 33.3 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure	Dave	Sam Willis
Messages sent	247 · 43%	334 · 57%
Average reply time	2m 12s	58s
Conversation starts	0	2

Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

• Dave: 30% shorter; previous average 3m 9s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
• Sam Willis: 57% shorter; previous average 2m 16s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.

Average session duration: 18m 34s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.6%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

• Message volume: 213 more; previous average 368.0 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
• Sam Willis's average reply time: 57% shorter; previous average 2m 16s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Conversation rhythm unavailable

Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 581 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor117 · 20%

Status update110 · 19%

Frustration65 · 11%

Affection47 · 8%

Excitement38 · 7%

All other signals

Vulnerability30 · 5%

Flirting29 · 5%

Checking in27 · 5%

Emotional support27 · 5%

Appreciation23 · 4%

Sexting15 · 3%

Disagreement12 · 2%

Planning9 · 2%

Deep sharing7 · 1%

Encouragement6 · 1%

Request6 · 1%

Boundary setting3 · 1%

Unmet need3 · 1%

Passive aggression1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender

• Dave: Status update (60), Humor (51), Frustration (25), Affection (20), Excitement (18)
• Unknown Participant: Checking in (1)
• Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
• Sam Willis: Humor (77), Status update (53), Frustration (50), Affection (28), Vulnerability (27)

Tension and positive follow-ups

Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

557 of 581 messages (95.9%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender	With a signal	Share
Dave	241 / 247	97.6%
Unknown Participant	1 / 1	100.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Sam Willis	315 / 332	94.9%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal	Average model score
Affection	0.82
Appreciation	0.82
Boundary setting	0.70
Checking in	0.64
Deep sharing	0.64
Disagreement	0.66
Emotional support	0.74
Encouragement	0.75
Excitement	0.77
Flirting	0.82
Frustration	0.69
Humor	0.70
Passive aggression	0.60
Planning	0.72
Request	0.66
Sexting	0.86
Status update	0.63
Unmet need	0.73
Vulnerability	0.64

• Model: unknown
• Prompt: signals.v2
• Generated: 2026-03-15 20:33:18
• Schema: 1.2.0

Supporting messages

Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.

Affection

48 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.82

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[2026-03-13 04:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

You look younger clean shaven, which is also hott. You’re just hott dude. What can I say lol

Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.816
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:28:00 PM] Dave

Omg I miss you sooo much!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 09:02:00 AM] Dave

😘

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:41:00 PM] Dave

Awwwe… I wish I could’ve taken care of YOU!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:02:00 PM] Dave

But ofc they are.. YOU’RE amazing 🔥

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

And you say my name….🫠🫠

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

Morning baby ❤️

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.99
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:56:00 PM] Dave

You are absolutely still that hot, if not moreso!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think that’s a good idea. Good night baby. I hope you feel better soon. ❤️ I love you

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love how your vocal then and happy sighing 🥵

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love you!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:31:00 PM] Dave

I love you too sweetie! So so much 🥰

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[2026-03-13 11:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

I think you’re great, baby

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[2026-03-13 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think you are hott AF

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[2026-03-13 04:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is perfection ❤️❤️ Aug 2023. This is the cleanshavenest I could find. So i think I’ve had some kind of hair since the

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-13 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

YOU’RE SO CLEAN SHAVEN!!!!!

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7905
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[2026-03-13 09:04:00 AM] Sam Willis

You’re the best, most intelligent, beautiful man and specimen!!!

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
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[2026-03-13 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

I want it again

Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.7565
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[2026-03-13 04:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hottttt (this is when you and I were talking and I was starting to realize I wanted you…hehe)

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-13 02:27:00 PM] Dave

Also, I muted it and watched it a few more times just see you 😍

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-13 04:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

I miss you

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
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[2026-03-13 02:29:00 PM] Dave

You’re a beautiful, sexy af scrub

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.99
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[2026-03-13 12:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re the best! ❤️

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-13 04:42:00 PM] Dave

You look adorable

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-13 04:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

I look fucking ridiculous

Score: 0.84 | Confidence: 0.7565
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[2026-03-13 08:31:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe, and good morning love ❤️

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[2026-03-13 03:19:00 PM] Dave

That must be what gets me hehe

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[2026-03-13 04:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea, bunions I had had for like…most of my life. Man my feet always hurt

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[2026-03-13 03:19:00 PM] Dave

But especially after you cum 🤤

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 10:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Awww I’m sorry honey 😔

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.748
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[2026-03-13 03:18:00 PM] Dave

You’re so freakin’ sexy after you cum

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 03:19:00 PM] Dave

I love when you’re still flushed 🤭

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 01:50:00 PM] Dave

I fucking love that so much

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[2026-03-13 04:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

But like this of you, for example….So hott

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[2026-03-13 04:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

Awwww

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[2026-03-13 04:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

You look younger clean shaven, which is also hott. You’re just hott dude. What can I say lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 04:27:00 PM] Dave

Thanks baby 😘

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[2026-03-13 01:52:00 PM] Dave

I know baby ☹️

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-13 10:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

I hope you get some good sleep tonight

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
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[2026-03-13 04:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

I say this with love….

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[2026-03-13 09:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

HAHAHAHA OMG I love that

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[2026-03-13 10:32:00 AM] Sam Willis

Bahaha I love how Bear still looks so unsure/bewildered 😂😂

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[2026-03-13 12:34:00 PM] Dave

Me. Too. 🥰 This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-03-13 12:34:00 PM] Dave

Me. Too. 🥰

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[2026-03-13 02:20:00 PM] Dave

Awwe, baby. I’m so sorry

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[2026-03-13 05:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

☺️

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[2026-03-13 10:31:00 AM] Sam Willis

I love their feet hanging out from under the bed lol.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.595
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[2026-03-13 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

When did this happen!! Omg I haven’t seen you clean shaven in foreverrrrr

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Appreciation

23 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.82

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[2026-03-13 03:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Thank youuuuuuuu ❤️

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 02:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

Aww well thank you baby This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 03:18:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

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[2026-03-13 05:03:00 PM] Dave

And thaaaaank you!! 🥰

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[2026-03-13 04:13:00 PM] Dave

What do ya think?

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[2026-03-13 02:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

Aww well thank you baby

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[2026-03-13 09:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

My teeth look better than in real life. I appreciate that 😜

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-13 09:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

YOU’RE THE BEST!! Ahhh! Hold on

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-13 09:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

Thank you thank you!!!

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[2026-03-13 04:27:00 PM] Dave

Thanks baby 😘

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[2026-03-13 04:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is perfection ❤️❤️ This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 06:53:00 PM] Dave

Still listening anyway

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[2026-03-13 05:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Thank you for the compliments ❤️ I would totally do it again. It was fun!! I want to do a couple one, too. I remember I took some screenshots of some bc they were hottttttt

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[2026-03-13 02:43:00 PM] Dave

That’s going in the bank 🙂‍↕️

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[2026-03-13 07:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Thanks babe ❤️ I’m going to lay down for a bit. Enjoy your pizza.

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[2026-03-13 06:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Thanks for listening to me vent

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[2026-03-13 05:02:00 PM] Dave

I mean… these are ALL amazing

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[2026-03-13 12:29:00 PM] Dave

Yeah, same for you… you did it perfectly!

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[2026-03-13 11:00:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yea he was pretty great. Can’t remember how many years he was competing.

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[2026-03-13 11:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

That’s cool!! You got to see things. Vs staying in a campground an hour away from home lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-13 04:42:00 PM] Dave

Your hair is even all nice

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[2026-03-13 11:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

That’s cool!! You got to see things. Vs staying in a campground an hour away from home lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-13 11:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

That is perfection

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Boundary setting

3 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.70

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[2026-03-13 12:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

I already told myself that I would not do it when the kids are here, so can’t be tomorrow lol

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[2026-03-13 04:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

You can’t say “I wish I was in your belly”

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[2026-03-13 09:05:00 AM] Dave

…Don’t 😐

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Checking in

37 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.64

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[2026-03-13 10:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

How is your headache now??

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 06:46:00 PM] Dave

How are you being?

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[2026-03-13 09:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well I didn’t sleep. Laid there for like 15 minutes and my mind was racing, so then I got up and took the dogs on walks. Ate ice cream for dinner… now watching murder.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 09:53:00 PM] Dave

What are you up to?

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[2026-03-13 10:31:00 PM] Edited 17 seconds later: I hope you get sons good rest

Edited 9 seconds later: I hope you get some good rest

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-13 10:16:00 PM] Dave

I hope YOU get some sleep

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[2026-03-13 09:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

What are you up to?

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[2026-03-13 10:16:00 PM] Dave

Did Christian leave you alone?

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[2026-03-13 06:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think I’m just going to lay down in bed…

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-13 08:36:00 AM] Dave

I didn’t know you’d been to the grand canyon

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[2026-03-13 08:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahaha holdddd onnn! What picture is this???

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[2026-03-13 01:47:00 PM] Dave

What would you do if he got fired? Be sympathetic? Or be like, yeah, durr..?

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[2026-03-13 02:12:00 PM] Dave

Did you find out what was going on?

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[2026-03-13 04:22:00 PM] Dave

Did you ever find out what all the yelling was about?

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[2026-03-13 10:18:00 PM] Dave

What kind of ice cream did you have

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[2026-03-13 10:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

You going to the gym in the morning?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-13 05:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

I was going to say…. You can say it

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[2026-03-13 05:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can’t remember if I showed them all to you back then or just a couple 🤔

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-13 01:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

My nervous system just spazzed out

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[2026-03-13 08:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

THREE OTHER NOTIFICATIONS?!? WHO you talking to Dave !!! 🤬🤬

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-13 10:59:00 AM] Dave

Is that your dad?!

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[2026-03-13 11:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

Why are you not like, living outside

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[2026-03-13 02:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

What are you up to?

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[2026-03-13 02:19:00 PM] Dave

And I could your reaction a mile away

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[2026-03-13 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

When did this happen!! Omg I haven’t seen you clean shaven in foreverrrrr

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-13 04:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh I bet. It grows back though in what? 2-3 days? lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-13 04:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m sure I showed you at that time. But this was the first time that I could unwrap it. I think 2 wks post surgery

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[2026-03-13 09:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Not only to Josh make a meeting for 7 AM but then of course it goes overtime and finally I was like I gotta go and then I just dropped and then I saw a few minutes later than another person was like I also gotta go like what the fuck also Literally, there's been like four meetings about this topic and it should not be this fucking heart all that it is is that whenever Is terminated in voluntarily we just wanna have a short term device hold on their fucking laptop so digital forensics can do forensics if needed before it gets fucking wiped reimaged and sent back out like I don't get why this is so hard Just give the information to the fucking INO team and be done with it for fuck sake. How long does it take anyway good morning. I'm already in as you can see, but I love you and your videos this morning made me laugh and. We're very talented So thank you for those anyway what do you have going on today and this weekend and all the things I hope you do go to the gym today although I'm sad because it's already like almost 10 o'clock there and you're probably gonna be off-line like a fucking hour, and I'm just gonna be there suffering all alone, looking at your stupid ex on my screen and being in meetings and suffering while you're Fucking off doing whatever fun things of life I'm just kidding. I'm just a little bit bitter jealous I don't get paid the big bucks. Jesus also like yeah I am in a much better mood in the mornings when I don't have to get up and drive it. Funny how that works this is how I fucking managed during Covid like the only way I managed like living and dealing with Chaz cause I didn't have to actually drive in. I had more capacity anyway I'm rambling. I'm all amped up. Dogs have me all freaking fired up. Right before we were leaving too I was trying to get them to go to the bathroom and they keep playing and like attacking each other for fun instead of doing their business and Ginger keeps grabbing a hold of Lexi's collar to let her like her doggie door collar and She keeps grabbing a hold of it and tightening it like by getting the little excess collar and yeah anyway she's tightening it and it's annoying and then Lexi is like fucking choking out What the fuck? OK, love you

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[2026-03-13 12:46:00 PM] Dave

Right?

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[2026-03-13 12:46:00 PM] Dave

Right? This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-03-13 02:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

He leaves in an hour for an eye appt. Praise be 😅

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-13 04:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Omg hold on

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[2026-03-13 04:19:00 PM] Dave

Yeah… who IS Daniel

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[2026-03-13 04:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

of what year?!??

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[2026-03-13 11:18:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ugh I’m jealous

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[2026-03-13 02:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

Is it really?

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[2026-03-13 04:47:00 PM] Dave

How did they get like that

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Deep sharing

10 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.64

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[2026-03-13 06:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So He told me that he called somebody he used to work with and she's gonna give him some recommendations or put in a recommendation for him for this like other role this other company and he's like you know I want to be done with the job that he's at now and I'm like yeah I mean it sounds like a really Unhealthy relationship and it has for a while and he's like yeah And I was like so what happened today and he said well Darren, who is his bosses boss and then Stella, his boss I guess set up a impromptu teams call with him today and go on the call with him and told him that they've been noticing that he's been leaving Meetings early or not participating in meetings, not going to some meetings o'clock and he was like I left one meeting the other day with like 10 minutes left because I had I needed to take care of and of course it's never there. It's always never the truth whatever people say to him at work it's always. Oh, you know like they're attacking him for no reason like there you know making this up but it's always somebody else's thing And I was like it just sounds like they're trying to find a reason to fire you and I said it sounds like they're building up their case and he's like I don't think so. I'm not worried about losing my job. He's like I don't worry about it I'm not gonna leave until I get another job lineup and I'm like. And I just looked and shook my head and he's like I know. I know you tell me all the time like nobody saved everybody's extendable and I said yeah and I've been incorporate America in my whole career and this sounds exactly like what somebody would do if they're trying to build a case to fire you all of these meetings I've been scheduling with you the HR investigation. All of this is building a case. And he's like I'm not worried about it but is this what's been stressing you out is this what's getting you down and I'm like I don't I don't know and then I just didn't say anything and then we just sat in awkward silence until you drop me off to get my car So then he was like well I mean, can I make you something for dinner to make you feel better and I said I just wanna go to bed to be honest He was like well you know I wish you would tell me what's bothering you. I just wanna be like you you're bothering me. I don't know how to even start anyway so I feel like the safest thing to do is just a walking night. I don't know what to say

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 11:04:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK real quick cause I'm about to jump on another call but about the dogs like yeah can you imagine trying to take a shit and all of a sudden you can't fucking jumped on It's like what the hell one of my dogs doesn't even want us to like she doesn't even wanna be looked at whenever she's doing her business like she wants to hide in a corner and she looks away from everybody Anyway, probably because she's been attacked too many times while trying to do it

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 04:55:00 PM] Dave

I definitely remember the one hanging off the bed

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[2026-03-13 04:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Got HR so fucking HRE so The insider people put out like a quarterly inside a risk awareness message and the one that Gabby and Josh are working on this quarter is around like stress and how that may impact peoples judgment decision-making and in it we made one brief little reference to the back to office four days a week thing all it said was expanded in office schedules and of course we sent it to HR and they said I would take this out completely. I think the messaging in this article conflicts with all the other positive messaging around returning to the office four days a week, blah blah fucking blah. Somebody else tried to 900% agree that we do not want to tie returning to office to a negative impact on

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-13 03:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

I lay there paralyzed for a few minutes to recover 🔥

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-13 05:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

Right when I started “dating” again. And you’re over here like 🚨🛑

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-13 10:39:00 AM] Dave

God! I wish you knew Catch 22 because there are characters that embody all these traits in the most hilarious ways

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[2026-03-13 02:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Want to hear? Camera caught some as I was walking up there. Texting you. Lol. You can hear what it sounds like to be fucking unregulated.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-13 10:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

My fav. Moose tracks

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[2026-03-13 10:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

My fav. Moose tracks This message responded to an earlier message.

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Disagreement

14 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.66

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[2026-03-13 05:01:00 PM] Dave

No you didnt

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[2026-03-13 10:40:00 AM] Dave

Yeah, you just don’t know how to use it

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[2026-03-13 10:41:00 AM] Dave

Well, part of it is because it’s enterprise copilot. But it’s also because they don’t know how to use it.

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[2026-03-13 10:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

But I don’t trust it

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[2026-03-13 04:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

But I don’t love a ton of facial hair

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[2026-03-13 02:22:00 PM] Dave

That isn’t unregulated, that’s unhinged

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[2026-03-13 04:46:00 PM] Dave

That WAS fucked up, jeez

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[2026-03-13 11:44:00 AM] Dave

Yeah thats bullshit for a frodah

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[2026-03-13 02:41:00 PM] Dave

Yeah right

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[2026-03-13 11:15:00 AM] Sam Willis

All things that are fine as a kid. Not as fun as an adult

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[2026-03-13 11:15:00 AM] Sam Willis

Same. No real desire. I used to camp as a kid. It was stinky and dirty and shitty sleep

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-13 12:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

You guys could not be more opposite though

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[2026-03-13 11:00:00 AM] Dave

He was an arm wrestler??

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[2026-03-13 08:41:00 AM] Sam Willis

That’s what I thought. Maybe.

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Emotional support

29 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.74

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[2026-03-13 04:28:00 PM] Dave

Omg I miss you sooo much!!

Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.8075
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[2026-03-13 10:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think that’s a good idea. Good night baby. I hope you feel better soon. ❤️ I love you

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-13 02:21:00 PM] Dave

I never in a million years would’ve thought you had to live like this 😢

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
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[2026-03-13 02:20:00 PM] Dave

Awwe, baby. I’m so sorry

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[2026-03-13 04:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

😭😭

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Awww I’m sorry honey 😔

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:49:00 PM] Dave

Damn, in your teens??

Score: 0.83 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 01:52:00 PM] Dave

I know baby ☹️

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Stresssssss

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

I wish I could have taken care of you after your surgery ❤️

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’M TRYING

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:14:00 AM] Sam Willis

I think if you went out there more and started breathing in the fresh air, you might get some of that desire…

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 01:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

😭😭😭

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s how he sounded yelling at the kids like…2 yrs ago? When my brother was visiting. And my brother was like, does he abuse his kids? Like is everything ok?? And I had to fucking explain away his behavior. Like wtf

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

I miss you

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 01:49:00 PM] Dave

Oh i can only imagine

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:40:00 PM] Dave

Idk.. I don’t feel belabored with anything with you

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 03:21:00 PM] Dave

Take a nap!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 01:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

My nervous system just spazzed out

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 06:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m getting superrrr close to saying something to Christian. He keeps asking me what’s wrong. Fml.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ok now I can finally listen to your voice messages

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 01:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

I dunno if he’s just venting to someone or what but he’s going absolutely off

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 09:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

🫂

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh. Fire in my belly ❤️❤️

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 01:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ummmm he might be getting fired

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 03:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sweet sweet release

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

😭😭

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 01:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Literally hear him losing his shit

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:19:00 PM] Dave

That triggered ME

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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Encouragement

7 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.75

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[2026-03-13 12:13:00 PM] Dave

Generally sucking and licking around the outer half. Not sure if outer is the right word lol. But like if you take it in your fist and push down towards the base, to pull the skin back tight. Whats left 🫠🫠🫠

Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.7565
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:48:00 AM] Dave

You did such a great job… for what could realistically be expected of you

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:43:00 AM] Dave

You. Have. To. Learn. To. Use. It.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

I hope you get some good sleep tonight

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 03:22:00 PM] Dave

I say: you deserve it!

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:46:00 AM] Dave

That was obviously not a good example but i think I’ve already gotten better

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK focus focus

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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Excitement

39 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.77

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[2026-03-13 04:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bahahaha

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:55:00 PM] Dave

Holy fuck!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:50:00 AM] Dave

I love it 🥵😈

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:50:00 AM] Dave

I love it 🥵😈 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 09:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

OMG THE DOG!!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:00:00 AM] Dave

That’s fuckign awesome

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

YASSSSSSS

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:41:00 PM] Dave

Yes pleasssseeee

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 03:17:00 PM] Dave

YEEEESSSSS!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:54:00 PM] Dave

🥵🥵🥵

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes pleasssseeee

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:13:00 PM] Dave

I looooove this one 🔥 🥵🥵🥵

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hehe GOOD!! 🫠

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

YASSSSSS!!! 🤤

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:54:00 PM] Dave

OMG!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

🥳🥳

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:32:00 PM] Dave

I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 09:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yessss!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 09:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

YOU’RE THE BEST!! Ahhh! Hold on

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 09:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

They so did!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

I would love that, obvi. I was at a minimum going to voice message you

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

YASSSSSSS This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:47:00 PM] Dave

That’s wild

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:24:00 PM] Dave

Wow

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh. Fire in my belly ❤️❤️

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

Mmmmm that sounds so so good

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 03:18:00 PM] Dave

Omg! Another surprise one!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:01:00 PM] Dave

Wow!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:08:00 PM] Dave

This is at least the second time you have gotten me completely dieing the fuck you within an hour of getting off… Unheard of 🤯

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 06:50:00 PM] Dave

So perfect timing

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

Loving the fieri in my hand. That could be an ad lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m doing it. Lolol. What’s $26?!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 01:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

2025-12-03 at 21.28.32 (1).png Wait! Your full yearly horoscope will be available in 2 days lolol. But what you have is close enough ☺️

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

I was blathering on about HR but not anymoreeeeeee. Look at YOUUUUU!! 🥵🥵

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fucking FIREEEEE

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:43:00 PM] Dave

Lemme see!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:46:00 PM] Dave

Holy shit!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yummm

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

OH MY GOD!!

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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Flirting

30 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.82

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[2026-03-13 12:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

And with a finger or two in my pussy, too 🫠

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.833
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:05:00 PM] Dave

Not gripping it. Just running my hand through your hair, massaging your scalp. Nice and slow. Enjoying watching you work….

Score: 0.94 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t think I’m too picky, ha. I guess mostly a focus on the clit, but not 100% of the time. How you’ve done it is how I like it to be honest 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.91 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hottttt (this is when you and I were talking and I was starting to realize I wanted you…hehe)

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7989999999999999
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:36:00 AM] Dave

For a second I saw “putting my head down and just licking…” 😳…🥵

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:02:00 PM] Dave

Down on your knees in front of me?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:15:00 PM] Dave

Hbu? How do you like your pussy eaten? 🥵 just typing that🤤

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

Anyway. Back to licking you….

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:32:00 PM] Dave

Mmmm… thinking about getting a fist full of that messy bun while I fuck your face. 😈

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:29:00 PM] Dave

You’re a beautiful, sexy af scrub

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.988
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:36:00 AM] Dave

For a second I saw “putting my head down and just licking…” 😳…🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

Whoaaaaa okayyyyy biker Sam looks pretty sexy! 🤭

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

But you’re hotter lolol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

But you’re hotter lolol

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

You look younger clean shaven, which is also hott. You’re just hott dude. What can I say lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

YOU’RE SO CLEAN SHAVEN!!!!!

Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.7735
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Your hand in my hair

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think you are hott AF

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7565
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:13:00 PM] Dave

I looooove this one 🔥 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:27:00 PM] Dave

Also, I muted it and watched it a few more times just see you 😍

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:49:00 AM] Sam Willis

I would never talk to you like that 😜

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

I was blathering on about HR but not anymoreeeeeee. Look at YOUUUUU!! 🥵🥵

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:05:00 PM] Dave

For now 😏😈

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

Morning baby ❤️

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:14:00 PM] Dave

But ofc, basically any way you can get some part of your mouth on it, at any part of it is 🔥🔥🔥 lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:15:00 PM] Dave

Ooh I REALLY do

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

But like this of you, for example….So hott

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hottttt

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:05:00 PM] Dave

Slow…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t think I’m too picky, ha. I guess mostly a focus on the clit, but not 100% of the time. How you’ve done it is how I like it to be honest 🥵

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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Frustration

75 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.69

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[2026-03-13 11:20:00 AM] Sam Willis

For fuck sake

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 01:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

🤬🤬

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 01:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ll be so pissed. And then feel even MORE fucking stuck

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:41:00 AM] Dave

Copilot is literally garbage

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:19:00 AM] Sam Willis

WHY am I on another fucking call about this god damn device hold process

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:08:00 PM] Dave

This is at least the second time you have gotten me completely dieing the fuck you within an hour of getting off… Unheard of 🤯

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 06:46:00 PM] Dave

Ugh

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 09:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Not only to Josh make a meeting for 7 AM but then of course it goes overtime and finally I was like I gotta go and then I just dropped and then I saw a few minutes later than another person was like I also gotta go like what the fuck also Literally, there's been like four meetings about this topic and it should not be this fucking heart all that it is is that whenever Is terminated in voluntarily we just wanna have a short term device hold on their fucking laptop so digital forensics can do forensics if needed before it gets fucking wiped reimaged and sent back out like I don't get why this is so hard Just give the information to the fucking INO team and be done with it for fuck sake. How long does it take anyway good morning. I'm already in as you can see, but I love you and your videos this morning made me laugh and. We're very talented So thank you for those anyway what do you have going on today and this weekend and all the things I hope you do go to the gym today although I'm sad because it's already like almost 10 o'clock there and you're probably gonna be off-line like a fucking hour, and I'm just gonna be there suffering all alone, looking at your stupid ex on my screen and being in meetings and suffering while you're Fucking off doing whatever fun things of life I'm just kidding. I'm just a little bit bitter jealous I don't get paid the big bucks. Jesus also like yeah I am in a much better mood in the mornings when I don't have to get up and drive it. Funny how that works this is how I fucking managed during Covid like the only way I managed like living and dealing with Chaz cause I didn't have to actually drive in. I had more capacity anyway I'm rambling. I'm all amped up. Dogs have me all freaking fired up. Right before we were leaving too I was trying to get them to go to the bathroom and they keep playing and like attacking each other for fun instead of doing their business and Ginger keeps grabbing a hold of Lexi's collar to let her like her doggie door collar and She keeps grabbing a hold of it and tightening it like by getting the little excess collar and yeah anyway she's tightening it and it's annoying and then Lexi is like fucking choking out What the fuck? OK, love you

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m getting so annoyed at the fact I’m in almost back to back meetings. 🤬

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 08:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

Stupid JB scheduled a meeting for 7 am

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 08:29:00 AM] Dave

OR: Stupid SW accepted the meeting for 7 am…

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 08:29:00 AM] Dave

WHAT

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:29:00 AM] Dave

THE

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 08:29:00 AM] Dave

FUCK

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

THREE OTHER NOTIFICATIONS?!? WHO you talking to Dave !!! 🤬🤬

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:09:00 AM] Sam Willis

I hate it here

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:19:00 AM] Sam Willis

This is the problem with Schwab

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:20:00 AM] Sam Willis

No one makes a decision

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:20:00 AM] Sam Willis

No one takes initiative

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 01:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

And then he will freak out that I’m not taking his side

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:37:00 AM] Dave

…because apparently THEY’RE allowed to do that

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 10:38:00 AM] Dave

That’s probably why he was out last week… Steaming because he didn’t come up with such an asshole-licking idea.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 10:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

Like seriously, the first time it gives me a wrong answer, I’m done

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 04:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

He was talking to Nicki (his work wife) about a guy at work. 🙄 He , of course, was in a super great happy mood. Like wtf

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:46:00 PM] Dave

That WAS fucked up, jeez

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Where are pics of you post surgery? Show em

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

NOTHING!!??

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s awful

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 06:59:00 PM] Dave

Ugh. rambling 🙄

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Stupid horoscope bullshit 😩

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:25:00 PM] Dave

Dont be sorry to me. Be sorry for yourself.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

What?!? Ok that is very weird

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:41:00 AM] Sam Willis

But all these ppl are talking about it giving them wrong answers too!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-13 10:41:00 AM] Sam Willis

Like what is the point

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-13 12:45:00 PM] Dave

$26 is a lot if you’re just going to make excuses not to listen to it 🤷‍♂️

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 01:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh wow. Christian is totally cussing someone out upstairs

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-13 01:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like wtffff

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-13 01:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

But what a slap back to fucking reality

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-13 01:53:00 PM] Dave

This is literally the last thing you need

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-13 02:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m sure he was just venting but what the fuck. I did hear him say something like “if I get fired” or something.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-13 02:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

But also. If this was a friend he was talking to, how rude to yell that loudly into the phone

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-13 04:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

He was talking to Nicki (his work wife) about a guy at work. 🙄 He , of course, was in a super great happy mood. Like wtf This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-03-13 08:47:00 AM] Dave

Tf?

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[2026-03-13 10:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

And oddly Stephen doesn’t care.

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[2026-03-13 10:39:00 AM] Sam Willis

I don’t trust these dumb copilot agents

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[2026-03-13 11:18:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ugh I’m jealous

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[2026-03-13 02:20:00 PM] Dave

That’s considerably worse than I imagined.

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[2026-03-13 02:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Now, he’s never yelled at ME like that. If he did though, I for sure would end it right there

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[2026-03-13 11:27:00 AM] Sam Willis

I know STS is such a grind though

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[2026-03-13 02:41:00 PM] Dave

Jesus…

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[2026-03-13 02:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ewwww

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[2026-03-13 04:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

My GOD, that shit was so fucked upppp lolol

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[2026-03-13 11:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

Sigh

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[2026-03-13 12:21:00 PM] Dave

Tomorrow is the day you break up with Christian 😳

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[2026-03-13 03:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

I have one more dumbass meeting

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[2026-03-13 06:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

I know. Ugh

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[2026-03-13 10:41:00 AM] Sam Willis

AI can be so whack

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[2026-03-13 10:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yea, that one….

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[2026-03-13 10:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

(Ok I’m not)

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[2026-03-13 10:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

BECAUSE IT TAKES TIME

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[2026-03-13 01:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ummmm he might be getting fired

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[2026-03-13 01:50:00 PM] Dave

Ugh

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[2026-03-13 03:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

Now I just want to go to sleep

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[2026-03-13 10:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

The universe is off

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[2026-03-13 02:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s bad

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[2026-03-13 10:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yep it all depends on the cats demeanor. Then the dog acts accordingly. 🙄

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[2026-03-13 10:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

HMPH

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[2026-03-13 11:13:00 AM] Dave

Everybody always whines about “never having spring anymore” 🙄

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[2026-03-13 04:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

This little beard thingy you had going on? No lol

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[2026-03-13 05:28:00 PM] Dave

Lol, no shit.

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[2026-03-13 10:24:00 PM] Dave

Yeah, jeez…

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[2026-03-13 02:26:00 PM] Dave

He sounds like a teenager yelling at video games because he literally doesn’t have the brain development to control emotions.

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[2026-03-13 04:26:00 PM] Dave

Wtf lol

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[2026-03-13 05:29:00 PM] Dave

Not to say “I told ya so” buuuuut….

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[2026-03-13 04:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ahhhh!

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Humor

128 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.70

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[2026-03-13 08:49:00 AM] Dave

Lmao. I didn’t even notice. Lovesense Team 🙄

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[2026-03-13 11:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahahaha

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[2026-03-13 12:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

56 pages 😂😂

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[2026-03-13 12:53:00 PM] Dave

Yeah. Send me yours too. Ill perform some anal

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[2026-03-13 12:53:00 PM] Dave

*Analysis

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[2026-03-13 01:51:00 PM] Dave

From all wet and sloppy to dry as the Sahara in record time!

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[2026-03-13 04:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Who the fuck is Daniel lmao

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[2026-03-13 04:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

HAHAHAHA

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[2026-03-13 04:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahahaha

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[2026-03-13 10:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

Lmfao

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[2026-03-13 10:32:00 AM] Sam Willis

Bahaha I love how Bear still looks so unsure/bewildered 😂😂 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
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[2026-03-13 10:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

oh!! Meant to tell you

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[2026-03-13 10:31:00 AM] Sam Willis

I love their feet hanging out from under the bed lol.

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[2026-03-13 10:31:00 AM] Sam Willis

If I ever can’t find a dog, this is the first place I look. To see their little feet lol

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[2026-03-13 12:37:00 PM] Dave

You tell yourself all kinds of things that you modify later. This can be that. Lest you waste this once-in-a-12-year cosmic energy alignment. 😉 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.714
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[2026-03-13 04:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

You look like a younger Jack Nicholson in like one of his creepy guy, insane roles

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[2026-03-13 04:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

But you look like a fucking serial killer

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[2026-03-13 11:47:00 AM] Dave

Thats like saying “awwwe, bless your heart” in the south lololol

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[2026-03-13 12:14:00 PM] Dave

But ofc, basically any way you can get some part of your mouth on it, at any part of it is 🔥🔥🔥 lol

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[2026-03-13 10:30:00 PM] Dave

I’m like, falling asleep between messages lol

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[2026-03-13 11:27:00 AM] Sam Willis

But I do really like putting my head down and just knocking shit out

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[2026-03-13 10:36:00 AM] Dave

…pussy controls everything

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[2026-03-13 08:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

Those look pretty legit! Exceptttt I am kind of missing an armpit on the right side 🤭

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[2026-03-13 08:49:00 AM] Sam Willis

I had other notifications too. Hehe

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[2026-03-13 08:50:00 AM] Sam Willis

Lolol same. Sometimes it’s fun though to act psycho 😜 hahahaha

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[2026-03-13 08:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

Haha!!! Ok that is next level and low key creepy and also impressive and also scary

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[2026-03-13 09:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

HAHAHAHA OMG I love that

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[2026-03-13 10:31:00 AM] Dave

There’s something so hilarious about that

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[2026-03-13 10:32:00 AM] Sam Willis

Bahaha I love how Bear still looks so unsure/bewildered 😂😂

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[2026-03-13 10:44:00 AM] Dave

I wasn’t gonna say it

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[2026-03-13 10:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

This popped up on my memories 💪 Imagine that we used to read…newspapers…🤭🤯

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[2026-03-13 12:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m doing it. Lolol. What’s $26?!

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[2026-03-13 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

😂😂

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[2026-03-13 01:50:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha

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[2026-03-13 01:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahahaha

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[2026-03-13 02:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Don’t mind my look in this video 😂 troll mode.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 04:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

You had hair!

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[2026-03-13 04:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like hair hair

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[2026-03-13 11:19:00 AM] Dave

I hated it as a kid, but would love it now lol

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[2026-03-13 04:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

But you’re hotter lolol This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-03-13 04:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh I bet. It grows back though in what? 2-3 days? lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-13 05:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

You and I are something else…June 2022 😂

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[2026-03-13 05:29:00 PM] Dave

Not to say “I told ya so” buuuuut….

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[2026-03-13 10:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

I haven’t made the time

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[2026-03-13 05:16:00 PM] Dave

I can see where you’re coming from. But no, it looks deeeelicious!

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
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[2026-03-13 11:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

Lmaooo

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[2026-03-13 11:46:00 AM] Dave

Lmao

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[2026-03-13 11:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

A frodah 😂😂😂

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[2026-03-13 01:49:00 PM] Dave

Maybe lean into that and be like: you’re right. Gtfo

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[2026-03-13 02:28:00 PM] Dave

You and your pack lol

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[2026-03-13 02:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

The other 2 bums didn’t even bother to get up. How rude lol

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[2026-03-13 11:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

A frodah 😂😂😂 This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-03-13 02:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

The other 2 bums didn’t even bother to get up. How rude lol This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-03-13 11:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

How’s that working out for you?? Lolol

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[2026-03-13 11:27:00 AM] Dave

Lol right?!

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[2026-03-13 12:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Squirming in my seat

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[2026-03-13 06:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh btw. There WAS a screw in my one tire that was low and kept being low. Ah HA!!! lol

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[2026-03-13 04:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m just thinking about how itchy that would be on my vagina! 😂

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[2026-03-13 11:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

LOLLL

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[2026-03-13 08:38:00 AM] Dave

Or… THE MOON 🤪

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[2026-03-13 08:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahaha holdddd onnn! What picture is this???

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[2026-03-13 08:49:00 AM] Sam Willis

Kidding

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[2026-03-13 08:57:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ok I’m…fucking….”special” in this one lmao But wait, there’s more.

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[2026-03-13 09:01:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahaha it is pretty good!! Iii just look fucking cringe. To myself.

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[2026-03-13 09:05:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe, oh stahhhp..

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[2026-03-13 10:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yep it all depends on the cats demeanor. Then the dog acts accordingly. 🙄

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[2026-03-13 10:39:00 AM] Dave

God! I wish you knew Catch 22 because there are characters that embody all these traits in the most hilarious ways

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[2026-03-13 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Anal!!!

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[2026-03-13 01:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

I was scrolling Reddit looking at porn and now I’m just pissed. lol

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[2026-03-13 02:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh and now I can hear him laughing 😵‍💫

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[2026-03-13 04:21:00 PM] Dave

That’s when no hair grew anywhere else lmao

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[2026-03-13 04:32:00 PM] Dave

The reason i shave now lol

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[2026-03-13 04:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Was this around hip surgery time? lol

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[2026-03-13 04:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yuckkkk this is making me look back at my feet pics. Holyyy

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[2026-03-13 04:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

😜

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[2026-03-13 05:28:00 PM] Dave

Lol, no shit.

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[2026-03-13 10:22:00 PM] Dave

How would you like to talk to my dumb ass?

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[2026-03-13 10:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

Normally Stephen is the bitch

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[2026-03-13 10:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oooo yea. You did send me that book lol This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-03-13 10:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oooo yea. You did send me that book lol

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[2026-03-13 10:44:00 AM] Dave

Lololol

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[2026-03-13 04:24:00 PM] Dave

Where’d you get that one lol

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[2026-03-13 04:25:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-03-13 04:26:00 PM] Dave

Wtf lol

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[2026-03-13 04:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh I bet. It grows back though in what? 2-3 days? lol

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[2026-03-13 04:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

How long HAS it been since you totally shaved?

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[2026-03-13 05:29:00 PM] Dave

Caaaaaald it

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[2026-03-13 05:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Do we still think this is the best and worst case scenario?? 🤔 lol

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[2026-03-13 06:53:00 PM] Dave

Boooo

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[2026-03-13 05:24:00 PM] Dave

Or… At least we’re consistent!!

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[2026-03-13 05:24:00 PM] Dave

It’s nice to see things haven’t changed much lol

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[2026-03-13 12:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

I already told myself that I would not do it when the kids are here, so can’t be tomorrow lol

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[2026-03-13 05:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s the one I dislike the most 😂

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[2026-03-13 05:39:00 PM] Dave

It’s…. A… scenario, that’s for sure

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[2026-03-13 04:34:00 PM] Dave

Oh… ok thats not so bad 🤔

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[2026-03-13 04:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m working on it!! Lolol

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[2026-03-13 04:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hehehe

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[2026-03-13 08:58:00 AM] Dave

It’s the winking thing remember?!

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[2026-03-13 08:58:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yes I know but stilllll lol

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[2026-03-13 08:59:00 AM] Dave

Cmon… That’s pretty good though right?

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[2026-03-13 11:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

That’s cool!! You got to see things. Vs staying in a campground an hour away from home lol This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-03-13 12:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

I wonder how much they want to charge for their little full horoscope reading they want you to get 😂

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[2026-03-13 12:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

$13 lol

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[2026-03-13 12:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ooo I can buy 2 and get one FREE!! 🤭

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[2026-03-13 12:55:00 PM] Dave

That’s how ive always remembered how to spell that

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[2026-03-13 12:55:00 PM] Dave

Since I was a kid lol

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[2026-03-13 01:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

2025-12-03 at 21.28.32 (1).png Wait! Your full yearly horoscope will be available in 2 days lolol. But what you have is close enough ☺️

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[2026-03-13 01:47:00 PM] Dave

What would you do if he got fired? Be sympathetic? Or be like, yeah, durr..?

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[2026-03-13 01:50:00 PM] Dave

Right?!

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[2026-03-13 02:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Want to hear? Camera caught some as I was walking up there. Texting you. Lol. You can hear what it sounds like to be fucking unregulated.

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[2026-03-13 04:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

I saw your picture, opened it, and said fuck it to my voice message lmaooo

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[2026-03-13 04:21:00 PM] Dave

Hmmm… it funny because I don’t ever remember it looking that good lol

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[2026-03-13 04:32:00 PM] Dave

Yeah, I let it grow out to see how bad it was

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[2026-03-13 04:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

And yea, too much facial hair here. You don’t even look the same!

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[2026-03-13 10:39:00 AM] Dave

He probably spent those days pacing around his home office muttering to himself

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[2026-03-13 02:26:00 PM] Dave

He sounds like a teenager yelling at video games because he literally doesn’t have the brain development to control emotions.

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[2026-03-13 04:25:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

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[2026-03-13 12:37:00 PM] Dave

You tell yourself all kinds of things that you modify later. This can be that. Lest you waste this once-in-a-12-year cosmic energy alignment. 😉

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[2026-03-13 01:33:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha, yep.

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[2026-03-13 02:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

You definitely don’t have to listen lol

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[2026-03-13 03:22:00 PM] Dave

Gaaaaaay

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Obvi!!

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmao I was not. Lolll

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahaha

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

He was talking to Nicki (his work wife) about a guy at work. 🙄 He , of course, was in a super great happy mood. Like wtf This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

I haven’t talked to her in like a month. lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:27:00 PM] Dave

But who knows lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

That’s cool!! You got to see things. Vs staying in a campground an hour away from home lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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Passive aggression

1 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.60

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[2026-03-13 02:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

🙄

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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Planning

10 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.72

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[2026-03-13 12:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK I’m getting yours, mine, hmmm what should be the 3rd.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:18:00 AM] Dave

4-6 week vacations. One down to Mexico and up through CA and back. Then one up to Maine and Canada. Then another one across the middle of the country and back up through the northern/mid western states

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:13:00 AM] Sam Willis

Actually. On this topic. And I can’t remember if we’ve ever talked about this. But do you like camping?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:21:00 PM] Dave

Tomorrow is the day you break up with Christian 😳

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

next week I’m actually starting like a 6 session training around “Leading in the Age of AI” sooooo I’ll dedicate time then to learn all the things

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

I have to leave around 9 tomorrow morning to drive Ginger to an adoption event. It’s an hour away 😵‍💫 so I’ll probably go shopping or something while I wait on that side of town

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:43:00 AM] Dave

K… The next level

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok. 2 more, then I’ll stop

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

I would love that, obvi. I was at a minimum going to voice message you

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:40:00 PM] Dave

Let me think though

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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Request

8 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.66

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[2026-03-13 06:52:00 PM] Dave

Can call for a min?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 06:52:00 PM] Dave

Are you still out?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Can you access this?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:13:00 AM] Dave

Where yall at??

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:56:00 PM] Dave

How many are there?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:46:00 PM] Dave

Get Christians

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:41:00 PM] Dave

Focus?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

Also.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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Sexting

15 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.86

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[2026-03-13 12:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

And with a finger or two in my pussy, too 🫠

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.9974999999999999
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:32:00 PM] Dave

Mmmm… thinking about getting a fist full of that messy bun while I fuck your face. 😈

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.995
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

What feels the best? Licking a certain spot(s) or suction or deep throating or…

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:42:00 PM] Dave

Maybe like 1 shot on your chest and then you realize and scramble to get the rest in your mouth 🥵

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:15:00 PM] Dave

Hbu? How do you like your pussy eaten? 🥵 just typing that🤤

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

I would like your cum ON my chest…..☺️

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.99
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:36:00 AM] Dave

For a second I saw “putting my head down and just licking…” 😳…🥵

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 03:19:00 PM] Dave

But especially after you cum 🤤

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t think I’m too picky, ha. I guess mostly a focus on the clit, but not 100% of the time. How you’ve done it is how I like it to be honest 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:36:00 AM] Dave

For a second I saw “putting my head down and just licking…” 😳…🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:05:00 PM] Dave

Not gripping it. Just running my hand through your hair, massaging your scalp. Nice and slow. Enjoying watching you work….

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.82
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

Anyway. Back to licking you….

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.82
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hottttt (this is when you and I were talking and I was starting to realize I wanted you…hehe)

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:02:00 PM] Dave

Down on your knees in front of me?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 03:18:00 PM] Dave

You’re so freakin’ sexy after you cum

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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Status update

113 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.63

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[2026-03-13 10:30:00 PM] Dave

I think I’m going to go ahead and call it a night

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hold please. On a gd meeting. 😅

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 06:50:00 PM] Dave

I’m out picking up pizza and shit

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

next week I’m actually starting like a 6 session training around “Leading in the Age of AI” sooooo I’ll dedicate time then to learn all the things

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m getting my brothers

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

He’s a Gemini too

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 01:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

He also had texted me earlier to tell me his meeting at 11 (so 45 min ago) would be “close doored”

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:36:00 AM] Dave

Someone asked them and they all just happen to be there today because they used other days to work remote.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:34:00 AM] Dave

He chases the fuck out of BK. Like, all up on him. He could literally eat him if he wanted - but he’s obv just playing. BK spazzes all out hissing like a maniac. GK just strolls around wherever and doesn’t even sweat him, and he doesn’t even think about chasing her.

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

Marissa said that Reid told them the same thing as you heard. Ideally no Fridays

Score: 0.73 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 06:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Going to voice message but no rush to listen

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:10:00 PM] Dave

Hmmm… thats a tough call. I think it will require some live testing and metrics collection.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 06:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m almost home 😭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yep it all depends on the cats demeanor. Then the dog acts accordingly. 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:15:00 PM] Dave

I got a headache and decided to lay down in bed. I’ve been in and out of sleep

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:27:00 PM] Dave

I still have it 🫤

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:45:00 AM] Dave

I turned auto correct off to force myself to type better.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:40:00 AM] Dave

2.jpeg I figured you had, actually

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

Also. I have been to the Grand Canyon

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:52:00 AM] Dave

Ok, NEXT next level… It isn’t perfect but I’m pretty fucking impressed

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 09:03:00 AM] Dave

Yeah they turned out really good

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:12:00 AM] Dave

Still doing alright here

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:15:00 AM] Dave

Yeah we went through a camping phase for a few years back in the day

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Gemini 2026 The Year That Changes Everything.pdf

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

He leaves in an hour for an eye appt. Praise be 😅

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Nope. He’s still on the phone. I did just text him though to ask.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Do we still think this is the best and worst case scenario?? 🤔 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

Dude why are all these ppl working out of Denver today?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

I got these from your IG of course

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea I’ll be going to sleep soon.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m sure I showed you at that time. But this was the first time that I could unwrap it. I think 2 wks post surgery

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:28:00 PM] Dave

It’s behind my right eye, which is weird.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 02:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

🤔

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 12:25:00 PM] Dave

Thats what i read

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 12:21:00 PM] Dave

Whoa!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 02:40:00 PM] Dave

Hmmm

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 05:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think these were all the rest. I didn’t keep many.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:57:00 PM] Dave

Yeah you sent a few

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

🥵🥵

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:54:00 PM] Dave

….I have no idea where though

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:29:00 PM] Dave

Not a place I usually get headaches. I mean, I don’t get headaches frequently anyway, but when I do they aren’t in my eyeballs

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea I’m pretty sure I sent you all of these at some point.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:02:00 PM] Dave

Looking up to make eye contact

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 09:02:00 AM] Dave

You know these have audio too right?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 09:02:00 AM] Dave

Ok, last ones for now

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 10:35:00 AM] Dave

Ha

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 10:41:00 AM] Dave

Probably more the former

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 10:41:00 AM] Sam Willis

Look at what CJ just typed. EXACTLY

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 10:42:00 AM] Dave

The commercial models: chatgpt, Claude, grok, and many others are soooo much better

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 10:42:00 AM] Dave

Your brain that’s being entirely flooded and overused?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 10:43:00 AM] Dave

What if you could offload 50% of that processing

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 10:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

So then I have to use brain power to audit it essentially

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yes

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 10:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yes This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 11:07:00 AM] Dave

She’s like: they can’t see me if I can’t see them they can’t see me if I can’t see them

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 11:11:00 AM] Dave

Jeez

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 11:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ugh!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 11:16:00 AM] Sam Willis

we mostly slept in a pop up camper, but I did the tent thing a couple times

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 11:17:00 AM] Dave

We traveled the country in a motorhome a few times when I was a kid

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 12:38:00 PM] Dave

Im pretty sure i bought into astrology a while ago

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 12:43:00 PM] Dave

Totally worth it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

(App: Memoji)

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 12:46:00 PM] Dave

Ahh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 12:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

2026 Yearly Horoscope.pdf

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 01:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s meeeee

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 01:46:00 PM] Dave

Bruh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 01:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Nooooo shit.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 02:11:00 PM] Dave

Nothin much

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:13:00 PM] Dave

Well… if he was getting fired, he probably wouldn’t still be on the phone at least

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 02:17:00 PM] Dave

Yeah

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 02:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Copy.MOV

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 02:19:00 PM] Dave

Yooooo

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 02:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

He yells like this at his kids dude

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 02:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

Who yells like this

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 02:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

Right?? Like I’m not being dramatic

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 02:27:00 PM] Dave

Ofc

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Facial **

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Dave…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Actually! No

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

This one especially. Jack Nicholson March 24

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

This one especially. Jack Nicholson This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: It must've been right around this time cause I do remember One of the years we were on a work call together I saw you on a work call and our cameras were on and I remember you were so a fucking hairy. I don't remember a hair on your head though. I just remember the facial hair I was like my bro. So much facial hair it had been around this time

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:37:00 PM] Dave

Jan 2024

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:38:00 PM] Dave

Surgery was may 2024

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Left was not much better

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:48:00 PM] Dave

It just happens?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:51:00 PM] Dave

I didn’t take any

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:52:00 PM] Dave

Maybe some bruising. I don’t remember… Ok, I think I do have some X-rays maybe…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:52:00 PM] Dave

There wasn’t anything to take pics of… it was just a handful of like, 1/2” cuts lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

X-rays

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Swelling

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

No bruising

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 05:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ooof

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 05:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

August 2022

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 10:18:00 PM] Dave

Pizza was good though ☺️

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:19:00 PM] Dave

I also got Pop tarts for dessert

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:27:00 PM] Dave

Yeah I expect I will

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:41:00 AM] Dave

From with Candace

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

Says it on mine too

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

But bears!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 11:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ooof

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 02:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

And then he tells me that his “voice just carries”

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:24:00 PM] Dave

That dude Craig Jones is a super famous bjj guy

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:25:00 PM] Dave

Ahhh that’s right

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:26:00 PM] Dave

I mean, whatever.. at least he didn’t get fired lool

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:28:00 PM] Dave

It feels weird lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:32:00 PM] Dave

2024

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:44:00 PM] Dave

Yeah I think you did

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 04:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

Or maybe 1 week

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

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[2026-03-13 05:29:00 PM] Dave

And here we are

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:12:00 PM] Dave

Aaaaand that’s all it took 🫠

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:12:00 PM] Dave

Aaaaand that’s all it took 🫠 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:16:00 AM] Dave

We did tent

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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Unmet need

3 messages with unmet_need signals | Average score: 0.73

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[2026-03-13 01:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t want thisssssss

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 01:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ll be so pissed. And then feel even MORE fucking stuck

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

I need to Marco Candace too. At some point. God there’s too much to fill her in on

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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Vulnerability

38 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.64

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[2026-03-13 02:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s how he sounded yelling at the kids like…2 yrs ago? When my brother was visiting. And my brother was like, does he abuse his kids? Like is everything ok?? And I had to fucking explain away his behavior. Like wtf

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok I can’t get images of me sucking your 🍆 out of my mind 🫠

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 06:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m getting superrrr close to saying something to Christian. He keeps asking me what’s wrong. Fml.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sorry 😬 lol

Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

I look fucking ridiculous

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:21:00 PM] Dave

I never in a million years would’ve thought you had to live like this 😢

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

I KNOWWWWWW

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sigh. Back when I was skinny.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

My mouth needs to be a little more…something. Sultry?? lol I dunno. It’s just the mouth that’s off

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t like my face. My “look”

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:21:00 AM] Sam Willis

Sometimes I want to go into 1lod, just be an individual contributor, and just crank through work.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:43:00 AM] Dave

Sigh

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

Sigh

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:14:00 AM] Dave

I haven’t had much desire to be outside tbh. I’m still kind of in a funk that way… Although, I’ll say I was starting to feel it last weekend.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:14:00 AM] Dave

I haven’t had much desire to be outside tbh. I’m still kind of in a funk that way… Although, I’ll say I was starting to feel it last weekend. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:16:00 AM] Dave

It was always to hot. Never slept well. Was generally uncomfortable.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

You can definitely exacerbate them over time by wearing heels and shit, but I haven’t been a huge heel wearer since I was like in my teens. They were already bad then.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Most of it is genetics

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

I mean, I’ve heard about her life but when she asks about mine, I’m too overwhelmed to even talk about it 🤷‍♀️

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

Now I can’t find them. 😤

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 02:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

Don’t watch me. I’m a scrub!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

But I also like the leadership side too

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

Haha!!! Ok that is next level and low key creepy and also impressive and also scary

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 08:57:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ok I’m…fucking….”special” in this one lmao This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:14:00 AM] Dave

Eh.. idk. I could get into it. But I don’t have a burning desire to go. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 11:14:00 AM] Dave

Eh.. idk. I could get into it. But I don’t have a burning desire to go.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t think I’m too picky, ha. I guess mostly a focus on the clit, but not 100% of the time. How you’ve done it is how I like it to be honest 🥵

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:39:00 AM] Sam Willis

Why am I such a skeptic

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:47:00 PM] Dave

I didn’t know that’s what it was

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

😩

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 03:18:00 PM] Dave

I mean, you are all the time

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 09:01:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahaha it is pretty good!! Iii just look fucking cringe. To myself.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

I don’t want to stop using my brain

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 12:44:00 PM] Dave

I mean…

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.4
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yuckkkk this is making me look back at my feet pics. Holyyy

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 10:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea we haven’t really talked. We are both in the living room but just…existing.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 05:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

😬

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

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[2026-03-13 04:29:00 PM] Dave

I have no idea

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

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