2026-07-08
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[2026-07-08 09:09:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I'm gonna send this real quick so then I can beat you and then I'll message But good morning and I hope you slept well
[2026-07-08 09:13:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I gotta talk to cause I have a meeting in a few minutes, but how are you? My massage was fabulous last night. So yeah, that was good and I fell asleep pretty quickly. You'll be proud of me. I didn't read any emails. Or scroll at all, I just paid my went to bed. It was great. Yeah I was gonna ask you what's going on with Fuck sake the thing you and Dominic are doing why can't I remember the name I wanna say Roto-Rooter is not that it's not though Obviously What's going on with that and then I was gonna ask you did you decide to just throw away your robot vacuum Since it's not the battery And But anyway Did I tell you that that SCS is gonna be reorg and we're probably gonna end of this month? Which like that was anticipated like lots of changes now that Jeff's been in the role for a while I don't know, man I think I'm frazzled because I have a call in a few minutes but luckily I don't have a full day meeting. I still have plenty but not back to back back so that is nice. Hopefully, I get a chance to put this fucking scenario analysis And yeah, I'm gonna try to have a good day. I should go work out tonight but Rob's not gonna happen so yeah my mom texted last night and there's just like it's called Effingham jam emphasis on the ham in Effingham that goes on every year and it happens to be going on on my birthday this year and it's a big festival where they taken like Hometown barbecue people You know people could make barbecue for people and there's a competition and there's like music and there's fun shit for kids and there's like vendors and it's just like this whole festival thing so anyway that'll be fun. I'm very excited to do that whenever I'm in town. It's on the Friday so OK, let me go to my call and I will like maybe back but also where the fuck are you? It's 915. OK, talk soon
[2026-07-08 09:31:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, you know how my boobs have been hurting well now like my Guess cleavage area even though I don't have cleavage like it feels super Spread like and it feels itchy and like dry and like it's been like pulled, and you know how I feel like my boobs are too far apart Is there such a thing of surgery that kind of how to be kind of push your boobs back together cause like what if they're just growing apart even more and more I oh my God maybe that's why my whole boobs are hurting because they're just like they're migrating more to the outside of my body Like eventually, just fall off I know I'm ridiculous, but it could be they could be growing out instead of you know bigger and whatever they're like they're just pulling further apart. I feel like that's a thing.
[2026-07-08 09:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I dropped the all day huh? I turned my alarm off this morning so I went back to sleep, and I've been running late all morning. Just getting some orders packed up to get into the mail. I don't realize sorry this late. I'm super glad that you had a good massage. That's awesome. She slept well. I am proud of you for not scrolling. What else did you say? Yes, it's a rocker. Doc not wrote over. Where am I at? That have been hurting, but that's all I can see in the preview So rocker dog yeah I now need to File for a DBA which I should've already done I still gotta build the side out I haven't really been procrastinating But yeah, it's getting there So I see my reminder that I wanted to talk to you about Cesar Milan so He kept saying positive reinforcement or whatever and that's like his whole philosophy too It's not like a Negative thing I really think you would like them. I think you would like it. If you just gave it a chance, I know he's had like some controversy. Maybe it sounds familiar but he's been doing this for like in the public eye for like 40 years so I mean you know everybody gets canceled for something. That's been doing it that long anyway I can Like personally vouch for the information because I don't Punish your hurt my dogs. I'm very positive reinforcement like oriented as well but it's just it's good stuff. It's good information. I have it turned my whole. Dog training world around So watch the first couple seasons, I think you like it Ham festival sounds fun. That's pretty convenient that's happening while you're there on your birthday so that'll be great. I guess that's all I got for right now. I listen to your other message and see what she said OK bye
[2026-07-08 09:36:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I don't think your boobs are growing away from each other And gonna fall off your body That's pretty funny What I said OK so I think what we should do, though just to be sure is you sent me nudes every single day and then I can just keep an eye on things and you know we'll have some data after a while to see if they're migrating deal deal it's for you. Remember, this is for science.
[2026-07-08 09:46:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Thank you for making me laugh for real, though. I am gonna look back and see if I have any like naked photos of me from years back and then see if they've gotten further apart cause I really feel like they have this wasn't anything that I noticed really Like up until semi recently like maybe the past like year if even that and now it's like very obvious to me, but I'm gonna I'm gonna go back and see if I can find anything Dammit, I wish I still have my Snapchat app because that's probably weird And there's always history of that shit Maybe I'll read it Anyway What was I gonna say? Rocker dock, I was laughing how you were like yeah where am I with that? OK, so I don't understand so you got the LLC so now what's the DBA? I obviously know what DBA means but like what do you mean what else you gotta do And then, yes, the website I forgot about the website so and then did you figure out a magnet supplier I think you said that you found some options Just gotta get up bro I know you're procrastinating and it's like work and it's not necessarily the fun parts but If if you don't get it, you know if you lose momentum then you're gonna lose momentum and then it's just gonna die So yeah Anyway Yeah, sorry almost freaking 10 your time. God this shit is depressing to me as you know. OK the dog whisperer all right all right I will look, but yeah I googled there were like some. There were some controversies we would like. A dog bite or I don't know there were a couple things so then people on Reddit were like dashing him and I will give it a chance and you're right. I'm sure I'm sure like it's 95% shit that I would agree with maybe 5% that I will do. But also, I'm definitely no expert the fuck am I a judge Well, I'm just looking at you know like the big Interstate changes you know and there's the whole like the ramps that you know span across another interstate. I'm just looking and like. He still looks stable like driving under one right now and I'm like it looks kind of cricket but also I think I told you I'm listening to this audiobook I fucking love an narrator. She is great. She does all these voices and it's set in Ireland so she does Irish accents and I just she's fucking great like I feel like I am in the story which like I guess like is the point of you know that's one of the perks of audiobooks, but I definitely think that there are some narrators that just are kind of like that but she's fucking. Super Anyway, so I'm like slowly cruising along on that, but it's good In front of me, I hate that there was something else I was gonna say Dammit All right, well I can't. I can't think of it so
[2026-07-08 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I love that I start oh my God I love that. I start my message as soon as my car thinks I'm gonna get into a fucking crash. Sorry about that. And yeah, I'm not starting over the thing I was gonna say is last night the massage the guy was of course telling him I need to stretch and he was like it just do you know hip circles for your hips and I said I do my right hip it grind I might listen to this so I did like hip circles and you can hear it just grinding grinding grinding. He's like stop don't do that anymore. I'm like OK and he's like you need to go see a rheumatologist probably which I don't even know what a rheumatologist does but he's like it really sounds like your You know the little let's just say it's like a cap you know on top of the Leg muscles you know that connects to your hips like it sounds like that's like worn away and it's it's rubbing. I'm like it feels like that too so am I gonna go see a rheumatologist no maybe I'll bring it out to my general doctor when I go see them like I don't know some point this year but what the fuck is rheumatologist I've meant to look it up. Maybe like a bone doctor I don't know but it is Is that our bodies are like they're both like their magnificent but also like stupid How they just like wear down overtime and yes, I know so much of it is my fault. The other thing is he was talking about this how I sleep on my stomach, which I know was very bad and he said I had to train my body to so I could sleep on my back and he's like it for three weeks. I had terrible headaches because my neck muscles. Were readjusting for like how to hold my head up and support my neck while I was sleeping and he's like well. You just have to stick with it. I'll try and of course, the fact that I sit on my I sit on one of my legs all day long. I think it's my leg that I. And so All that weight is on my left side And so anyway, I know that's really bad habit too She's so hard
[2026-07-08 09:51:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-08 09:51:00] Dave: I wanna see Snapchat nudes!!
[2026-07-08 09:51:00] Sam Willis: Oh my lawdddd
[2026-07-08 09:53:00] Sam Willis: I’m gonna measure the distance from nipple to nipple and ask my friends to do the same so I can compare
[2026-07-08 09:53:00] Dave: DBA is a doing business as certificate or whatever. So I can use the name rockerdock as the brand since it’s different from my llc name
[2026-07-08 09:54:00] Sam Willis: Oooo ok got it.
[2026-07-08 09:54:00] Sam Willis: Oooo ok got it.
[2026-07-08 09:55:00] Dave: lol… that’s not something you can really compare 🤔
[2026-07-08 09:55:00] Dave: lol… that’s not something you can really compare 🤔
[2026-07-08 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I don't see why not I mean it's literally just a distance so it doesn't take into consideration like necessarily the size it's just a distance I already asked so stay tuned And also like Candace has fake boobs so I feel like that's a perfect Case study because you know when you do fake boobs, like you know, you're typically getting like the ideal boob and so You know this will really help me compare
[2026-07-08 10:00:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK So like the distance between nipples is gonna be Entire like there's no standardization there that would provide like valuable comparison because Every like Variable from person to person is so much different like height and weight and like your posture that day and the level of water retention that you're doing will move will affect the number how far apart your nipples are considering that every single pair of nipples is unique indifferent to that person like like in the first place So I don't yeah unless you just trolling me here, I don't see how that's a valuable measurement or like it could give you any kind of information considering how much it could vary from day-to-day for one and certainly from it's like comparing fingerprints Like that, there is a full like metric there I guess Anyway And fake groups are not the ideal boob They're usually pretty gross, so Delta don't think that either What else did you say there's something else? Your messages no I don't remember what though
[2026-07-08 10:01:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, a rheumatologist is a Doctor that like specializes in joint pain I think or like things like rheumatoid arthritis or maybe even just regular arthritis it's like muscular skeletal issues So might not be a bad idea to go see one Or also start sleeping on your back because that is definitely doable
[2026-07-08 10:03:00] Dave: Definitely need a demo 🤤
[2026-07-08 10:03:00] Sam Willis: I disagree. I shall demonstrate soon. About the boob thing lol
[2026-07-08 10:05:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-07-08 10:15:00] Dave: 1. I don’t think that’s what you have. And 2. There’s nothing wrong those, and certainly not yours
[2026-07-08 10:15:00] Sam Willis: This is what I have
[2026-07-08 10:15:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-08 10:15:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want this
[2026-07-08 10:15:00] Sam Willis: And the space between keeps growing, I swear
[2026-07-08 10:16:00] Sam Willis: OK let’s play a fun game. Which one do you think is most like my boobs 🤪
[2026-07-08 10:16:00] Dave: Your boobs are perfect 🤤
[2026-07-08 10:17:00] Sam Willis: This is 💯 my boobs
[2026-07-08 10:17:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh gosh, OK so Let's play a one game I didn't say anything because I knew this was gonna happen And I don't know if I can commit to anything I need to just I need you to see it's been too long. I need to see him again so I want to see if you could make that happen.
[2026-07-08 10:17:00] Sam Willis: And I don’t want that!
[2026-07-08 10:17:00] Sam Willis: Like 100000000%
[2026-07-08 10:17:00] Sam Willis: I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with them but they’re growing further apart lol
[2026-07-08 10:17:00] Sam Willis: Like 100000000%
[2026-07-08 10:17:00] Sam Willis: This is 💯 my boobs
[2026-07-08 10:18:00] Sam Willis: I want the wide boobs one
[2026-07-08 10:19:00] Dave: 🤦♂️
[2026-07-08 10:20:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-07-08 10:20:00] Sam Willis: You don’t have to play
[2026-07-08 10:20:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-07-08 10:20:00] Sam Willis: You can just admit you were wrong and those ARE my boobs.
[2026-07-08 10:23:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: And I'm just saying that tonight I'm gonna measure the distance between the two nipples and then you can see how it would be problematic if it continued to separate It hurts. It's not like the nipples are like moving to a different part of my boob. It's at the whole thing is just separating more. It's like pulling apart my chest.
[2026-07-08 10:25:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, well that makes more sense then if you're like taking a baseline so you can check later to see if they're migrating but you're saying like comparing the distance between your nipples and Candace's nipples tells you absolutely nothing like other than just the distance but like OK never mind anyway You're so funny because you're a boob you're so perfect. It's like it's comical from the outside watching you be all critical about it but I get it. I do 100% get it trust me. So yeah You're funny
[2026-07-08 10:25:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, and here's the other thing that I was like actually what I was gonna say is that like your body does change and move overtime so like it's not a problem that it's doing that it's just what happens
[2026-07-08 10:29:00] Sam Willis: Oh I still totally want to compare to my friends 😘 hehe. Love you baby
[2026-07-08 10:30:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-07-08 10:30:00] Sam Willis: Would you start becoming concerned if one day you realized that your dick has started to curve? lol
[2026-07-08 10:31:00] Dave: I… don’t know lol
[2026-07-08 10:42:00] Sam Willis: On a call with Maria. Realllyyyyy need to get this thing done. Way past due. And you know what she’s doing? Yapping, yapping, yapping. About how she’s afraid to fly. 🤦♀️
[2026-07-08 10:54:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-08 10:54:00] Sam Willis: 6 minutes left. Haven’t accomplished anything. Sigh
[2026-07-08 10:55:00] Dave: What a waste
[2026-07-08 11:12:00] Sam Willis: How’s your day going
[2026-07-08 11:12:00] Dave: Just chilin
[2026-07-08 11:12:00] Dave: Pretty good
[2026-07-08 11:14:00] Dave: Coexisting 😋
[2026-07-08 11:15:00] Dave: What’s that?
[2026-07-08 11:15:00] Sam Willis: Remember what my cats have? Their ledge?
[2026-07-08 11:15:00] Sam Willis: You should get the cats their own sunny seats
[2026-07-08 11:16:00] Sam Willis: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CCNB65PG/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_JXA0VQ616FSF9XHT4NVP AMOSIJOY Cat Sill Window Perch - Cozy Comfort for Your Feline AMOSIJOY Cat Sill Window Perch Sturdy Cat Window Hammock with Wood & Metal Frame for Two Cats, Easy to Adjust and Assemble Cat Bed with Reversible Cover for Windowsill, Bedside, Drawer and Cabinet
[2026-07-08 11:16:00] Sam Willis: Cheap kind. Mine got too fat for this.
[2026-07-08 11:16:00] Dave: Ohhh yeah.. I do have one around here somewhere
[2026-07-08 11:16:00] Sam Willis: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MH7WTSN/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_D2WC0WGCQN5J7BZ5SGE9 PEFUNY Cat Bed Window - Cozy Sunbathing Spot for Feline Friends PEFUNY Cat Window Hammock – Mess-Free Waterproof Cats Window Perch for Large Cats, Strong Suction Cup Hammock with Flannel Cover, Indoor Cat Seat, Beige
[2026-07-08 11:16:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-07-08 11:16:00] Sam Willis: Like this. Ish.
[2026-07-08 11:16:00] Dave: No
[2026-07-08 11:17:00] Dave: Gk spends most of her time here
[2026-07-08 11:18:00] Sam Willis: But it’s not very wide or soft
[2026-07-08 11:18:00] Dave: I already am 😌
[2026-07-08 11:18:00] Sam Willis: You’d be her favorite
[2026-07-08 11:18:00] Dave: It gets sunnier as the days goes on
[2026-07-08 11:18:00] Sam Willis: So imagine adding her own little bed onto that
[2026-07-08 11:19:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-07-08 11:38:00] Dave: How about you? How’s your day going?
[2026-07-08 12:05:00] Sam Willis: Decent. No meetings for 2 hrs!!!
[2026-07-08 12:14:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t heard from the Midland guy at all lol
[2026-07-08 12:49:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-07-08 12:50:00] Dave: If they don’t make you an offer I’m gonna have to make a trip up there 😡
[2026-07-08 12:50:00] Dave: Set the building on fire
[2026-07-08 13:03:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-07-08 13:04:00] Sam Willis: I appreciate your support baby
[2026-07-08 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Oh shit I did hear from him.
[2026-07-08 13:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-08 13:05:00] Dave: Awwww, I’m sorry baby
[2026-07-08 13:05:00] Dave: Oh no!
[2026-07-08 13:05:00] Dave: Wtf
[2026-07-08 13:05:00] Sam Willis: Meh. It’s ok.
[2026-07-08 13:06:00] Sam Willis: I’m not going to beg for a job for less money, in a town I don’t want to live in, and for audit….lol
[2026-07-08 13:06:00] Dave: Just got on a call
[2026-07-08 13:19:00] Dave: Can I call rq?
[2026-07-08 13:20:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-07-08 13:56:00] Sam Willis: Bahahaha I love my brother. Quoting the midland guy
[2026-07-08 13:56:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-08 13:57:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-08 14:59:00] Dave: Ooooook now we’re talking
[2026-07-08 14:59:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-08 15:00:00] Dave: Lets gooooo Green Kay!!!
[2026-07-08 16:28:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: When I get home, I need to look up that full job description and send you clips of it cause it is fucking weird. The director of internal controls and it talks about leading their socks, organization cool that makes sense then it gets into like some weird shit about how this team is the team that deals with hardware issues. And like anyway, if there's some other things so anyway I'll apply for Fonzie, but I don't think it's a fit, but you never know Just messaged me a minute ago and said that he interview with well and he's moving on the next round of interviews so I don't know who's gonna be the panel Maybe just to look at the job and then I'll be down only five people I told you he's being weird about interviewing so he asked me if he can work from home on the days that he has an interview and I'm like Well, I'm like that needs to be a work from home day then I said or just schedule them for like earlier in the mornings or later in the day so then you know you can just come into the office for you know most of the day but then like head out early or You know come in late and I'm like or just get a conference room and take him from or do you reserve an office take him from work like does this dude not understanding you can leave your dad to have a meeting I'll understand so anyway I guess he went home today to have his interview but it's OK fine I don't like interviewing in the office either but you can't work from home just because your interview lane don't get a bro especially when it's an internal interview like you know you Also, the other thing I wanted to say is Bucky texted just a bit ago and it was the name of this resort that's here in Phoenix and he just said the name and then he said how far away is is this from you and I said an hour why and he said I'll be there in a bit I said when is in a bit and then he said how far away is Vegas I said about 4 Hour Dr. and he goes. I'll be there in a bit too and I'm like when is a bit and they never fucking responded. Like he never acknowledge that He's not full of shit he probably just has no actual set plans And just like trying to get me to say something, but I did not I'm not telling him I'm coming home next week. He doesn't live at home. By the way. I don't know if you knew that but like he lives an hour and a half away from Effingham so it's not like he's you know. In the area just so you don't worry Anyway Yeah, I'm really hungry and I'm really want something that sparks joy and nothing at all at home sounds like a spark joy so I gotta think of something else that Mike Spark joy kind of sounds good raising Cane's oh my God, the Texas toast and the cane sauce oh my God
[2026-07-08 16:33:00] Dave: Bucky 😒
[2026-07-08 16:34:00] Dave: But thanks for that little part about him not living in effingham so I don’t worry 🥰
[2026-07-08 16:36:00] Dave: So you think he’s trying to get you to hook up at that resort? Or what? Like, is he really going to be going there (or in Vegas) anyway?..
[2026-07-08 16:52:00] Sam Willis: I think he’s dangling a carrot to see if I bite
[2026-07-08 16:52:00] Sam Willis: I think he’s dangling a carrot to see if I bite
[2026-07-08 17:42:00] Dave: What about that could possibly be hmph?
[2026-07-08 17:42:00] Dave: lol
[2026-07-08 17:42:00] Sam Willis: Nipple to nipple is about 8 inches
[2026-07-08 17:42:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-07-08 17:42:00] Dave: I thought that sounded like a good amount 🤷♂️
[2026-07-08 17:43:00] Sam Willis: It sounds decent but I have nothing to base it against. Yet.
[2026-07-08 17:48:00] Sam Willis: Ok maybe 6
[2026-07-08 17:48:00] Sam Willis: Ok maybe 6
[2026-07-08 17:48:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-07-08 17:48:00] Dave: I think that would look funny
[2026-07-08 17:48:00] Sam Willis: 5
[2026-07-08 17:48:00] Dave: What number would have made you be like: fuck yeah!! ?
[2026-07-08 17:48:00] Sam Willis: It’s just the look of them. I’m just self conscious
[2026-07-08 17:48:00] Dave: Like crossed eyes
[2026-07-08 17:48:00] Dave: 5” from nipple to nipple?
[2026-07-08 17:49:00] Sam Willis: Today’s Midwest safety
[2026-07-08 17:49:00] Sam Willis: Dude
[2026-07-08 17:49:00] Sam Willis: Omg
[2026-07-08 17:49:00] Sam Willis: Lololol
[2026-07-08 17:50:00] Sam Willis: WHAT IS HAPPENING
[2026-07-08 17:50:00] Sam Willis: 🤐🤐
[2026-07-08 17:50:00] Sam Willis: I’m screaming
[2026-07-08 17:50:00] Sam Willis: There’s a dog and I’m SO STRESSED
[2026-07-08 17:50:00] Dave: No spoilers
[2026-07-08 17:50:00] Sam Willis: OK ok. No more texts from me
[2026-07-08 17:50:00] Dave: Not yet
[2026-07-08 17:50:00] Sam Willis: Have you watched it yet
[2026-07-08 17:52:00] Dave: 7 hour standoff?!
[2026-07-08 17:52:00] Sam Willis: I’m only 6 mins in
[2026-07-08 17:52:00] Dave: Yes baby
[2026-07-08 17:52:00] Dave: lol
[2026-07-08 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Do you even know how hard this is for me to do
[2026-07-08 17:52:00] Dave: Oh shit
[2026-07-08 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Do you even know how hard this is for me to do
[2026-07-08 18:51:00] Sam Willis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuQzsre10Ro BDAY PARTY 8 1 91 99 CHRISTMAS PROGRAM Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
[2026-07-08 18:52:00] Sam Willis: If you can access this, scroll to 9:30 to see me blowing out candles on a birthday cake when it wasn’t even my birthday party. And then go to 11:00 to see just how great I was at sharing. 😶 I’m a dick 🫣 lol
[2026-07-08 18:53:00] Sam Willis: OMG OMG OMG
[2026-07-08 18:53:00] Sam Willis: I’m screaming
[2026-07-08 18:54:00] Sam Willis: I’M DEAD IM DEAD
[2026-07-08 18:54:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-08 18:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Dude, OK so the guy who posted this fucking video is my cousin Danny Danielle her husband he's a fucking weirdo he's just he's not there like he tries nice he's just weird whatever we have no idea how the fuck she's with him but dude I just I just clicked unlike his overall profile to see if there were any more home videos And then I see this
[2026-07-08 18:55:00] Sam Willis: what if THEY ARE VIDEOS OF MY COUSIN!!! She’s a fucking Dr for Christ sake. A MD.
[2026-07-08 18:56:00] Sam Willis: can you have porn on YouTube?
[2026-07-08 18:56:00] Dave: Look at it!!
[2026-07-08 18:56:00] Sam Willis: I’m not looking. I’m definitely not going to look at. But omg
[2026-07-08 18:56:00] Sam Willis: This is so god damn cringe.
[2026-07-08 18:56:00] Dave: No lol
[2026-07-08 18:56:00] Sam Willis: No way. I’m sure it would have been flagged
[2026-07-08 18:56:00] Sam Willis: FUCK NO
[2026-07-08 18:56:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-08 18:56:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-07-08 18:57:00] Sam Willis: Oh thank Christ
[2026-07-08 18:57:00] Dave: I watch the mw safety joint
[2026-07-08 18:57:00] Sam Willis: Not be traumatized. 🤪
[2026-07-08 18:57:00] Sam Willis: God damn. I was just trying to watch some wholesome home videos.
[2026-07-08 18:57:00] Sam Willis: And my fucking haircut.
[2026-07-08 18:57:00] Dave: And you WERE a good sharer!! Lmao
[2026-07-08 18:57:00] Sam Willis: AND?!?
[2026-07-08 18:58:00] Dave: Yeah, dog was fine
[2026-07-08 18:58:00] Sam Willis: I commented on it. The dog is ok
[2026-07-08 18:58:00] Dave: It seemed fine
[2026-07-08 18:58:00] Sam Willis: I can’t believe they didn’t even say on the video if it was ok
[2026-07-08 18:58:00] Sam Willis: Dude dead. They seemed so wholesome too. Like I was so surprised
[2026-07-08 18:58:00] Dave: Dudes pants fell down lolol
[2026-07-08 18:58:00] Sam Willis: That’s all I cared about
[2026-07-08 18:58:00] Sam Willis: Dude dead. They seemed so wholesome too. Like I was so surprised
[2026-07-08 18:58:00] Sam Willis: Fucking idiots
[2026-07-08 19:18:00] Sam Willis: Is it time for bed yet?
[2026-07-08 19:57:00] Dave: It’s getting so close
[2026-07-08 19:58:00] Dave: I just started watching worst neighbor show
[2026-07-08 19:59:00] Sam Willis: I’m doing this bullshit
[2026-07-08 19:59:00] Dave: Well… I’m going to the store rq, then I’m watching worst neighbors
[2026-07-08 19:59:00] Sam Willis: Yassss
[2026-07-08 20:17:00] Sam Willis: Whatcha getting at the store
[2026-07-08 20:18:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-07-08 20:18:00] Dave: And potatoes
[2026-07-08 20:18:00] Dave: The most important part
[2026-07-08 20:18:00] Dave: Oh and energy drinks
[2026-07-08 20:18:00] Dave: And a beer
[2026-07-08 20:18:00] Dave: Reese’s pb cups with Oreos inside.
[2026-07-08 20:21:00] Sam Willis: 💯
[2026-07-08 20:22:00] Sam Willis: I’m watching this guy that must be high as fuckkkkkkk
[2026-07-08 20:24:00] Dave: You done with your dance already?
[2026-07-08 20:24:00] Sam Willis: Yea I did 20 min. It was mostly a toning class. I get sooooooo sweaty. I hate it.
[2026-07-08 20:43:00] Sam Willis: If you get arrested and you had a wad of cash on you, likely from selling drugs, do you get the money back?
[2026-07-08 20:43:00] Sam Willis: Like what if you earned it in an honest way? But it just so happened that you also had a bunch of drugs on you.
[2026-07-08 20:53:00] Sam Willis: I mean, like yea if it’s $5000 or more in cash, then probably questionable
[2026-07-08 20:53:00] Dave: Yeah that’s a good question. There’s a lot of controversy about asset forfeiture laws for that exact reason
[2026-07-08 20:54:00] Sam Willis: But there should be a $ limit or something that they can seize. Anything under that, give it back to the person
[2026-07-08 21:29:00] Dave: How are your nipples doing baby?
[2026-07-08 21:29:00] Dave: Have they migrated any further since earlier today?
[2026-07-08 21:29:00] Sam Willis: No they’re ok. The nips are fine, but my cleavage area feels very tight and itchy
[2026-07-08 21:29:00] Sam Willis: Probably!!
[2026-07-08 21:30:00] Dave: That’s actually a sign that breast tissue is growing
[2026-07-08 21:30:00] Sam Willis: It feels like it’s going to rip
[2026-07-08 21:30:00] Dave: …are you suuuuure you aren’t pregnant 😅
[2026-07-08 21:30:00] Sam Willis: It is??
[2026-07-08 21:31:00] Dave: How do you feel about Penelope?
[2026-07-08 21:31:00] Dave: Do we need to start thinking about names?
[2026-07-08 21:31:00] Sam Willis: 😅
[2026-07-08 21:31:00] Sam Willis: 😮
[2026-07-08 21:31:00] Sam Willis: Grace and Aiden
[2026-07-08 21:32:00] Sam Willis: THOSE ARE MY NAMES!!
[2026-07-08 21:32:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-08 21:32:00] Sam Willis: Penelope is not it. Ppl call her Penny? No
[2026-07-08 21:32:00] Sam Willis: lol ok give me another one
[2026-07-08 21:32:00] Sam Willis: I’ve had them picked out for like 17 yrs
[2026-07-08 21:33:00] Dave: Hmmm
[2026-07-08 21:33:00] Dave: Damn… I can’t think of anything else now
[2026-07-08 21:34:00] Sam Willis: You know why? Bc we aren’t having a damn baby!!!
[2026-07-08 21:34:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-07-08 21:34:00] Sam Willis: lol. I get it. Same
[2026-07-08 21:35:00] Sam Willis: Yes pleasssseeee
[2026-07-08 21:35:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-08 21:35:00] Dave: I am going to dream about making a baby with you though 😏
[2026-07-08 21:35:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm
[2026-07-08 21:36:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams!!
[2026-07-08 21:36:00] Sam Willis: lol. I love you baby
[2026-07-08 21:36:00] Sam Willis: I figured.
[2026-07-08 21:36:00] Dave: I’m in bed, if you didn’t infer that
[2026-07-08 21:37:00] Dave: You’re the absolute best
[2026-07-08 21:37:00] Dave: I love you too sweetpea ❤️
[2026-07-08 21:37:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best! ❤️😘
[2026-07-08 21:37:00] Sam Willis: Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-07-08 22:03:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/higorcruzb/reel/DaQBsh3ucZV/ Higor 🇧🇷🛹 on Instagram 5M views, 861K likes, 4,992 comments: "Omg 🥹🛹🔥 @allek.olivar ...
[2026-07-08 22:15:00] Sam Willis: I wanna do an escape room with you sometime, FYI.
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW A friendly and playful day with a touch of humor and flirtation. The conversation started with updates on daily activities and life events, including a discussion about a job interview and a humorous analysis of Sam’s breast concerns. It ended with a playful, slightly sexual banter about baby names and a romantic note. The day’s defining moment was the playful and lighthearted exchange about Sam's perceived breast migration and the subsequent discussion about baby names, which added a fun and tender touch to the conversation.
TOPIC INVENTORY
- Morning Updates:
- What was said: Good morning wishes, mentions of a massage, a job interview, and a festival in Effingham.
- Emotional register: Friendly, casual.
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Notable quotes: "My massage was fabulous last night."
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Job Interview and Work:
- What was said: Discussion about an interview, the challenges of the process, and thoughts on a job offer.
- Emotional register: Slightly frustrated but hopeful.
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Notable quotes: "It's OK, fine, I don't like interviewing in the office either."
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Breast Concerns:
- What was said: Sam's concern about her breasts possibly growing further apart and needing surgery.
- Emotional register: Playful, slightly self-conscious.
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Notable quotes: "I feel like that's a thing. Maybe that's why my whole boobs are hurting."
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Rheumatologist and Body Care:
- What was said: Advice to see a rheumatologist, sleep on the back, and preventative care for the hips.
- Emotional register: Informative, supportive.
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Notable quotes: "You need to go see a rheumatologist probably."
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Business Ventures:
- What was said: Progress on Dave's business (Rocker Dock) and a magnet supplier.
- Emotional register: Determined, motivated.
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Notable quotes: "I need to just get up and do it."
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Dog Training (Cesar Milan):
- What was said: Recommending Cesar Milan's dog training philosophy.
- Emotional register: Enthusiastic, encouraging.
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Notable quotes: "He's been doing this in the public eye for like 40 years."
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Baby Names:
- What was said: Fun, playful speculation about baby names, using Sam's preconceived names.
- Emotional register: Humorous, tender.
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Notable quotes: "THOSE ARE MY NAMES!!"
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End of Day:
- What was said: Reflection on the day, plans for later, and closing thoughts.
- Emotional register: Relaxed, affectionate.
- Notable quotes: "Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT
- Discussion about Breasts:
- What was discussed: Speculation and humor on breast separation, possibility of surgery, and the measurement of nipple distance.
- Initiated by: Sam
- Specific language: "I feel like that's a thing. Maybe that's why my whole boobs are hurting."
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Physical sensations: "It feels like it’s going to rip."
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Baby Names and Pregnancy Banter:
- What was discussed: Playful banter and teasing about pregnancy, baby names, and names for a potential baby.
- Initiated by: Dave
- Specific language: "How do you feel about Penelope? Do we need to start thinking about names?"
- Physical sensations: None explicitly mentioned.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS
- Power and Play:
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Sam led the conversation with her concerns and humor about her body, while Dave offered advice and playful banter. They both enjoyed a playful dynamic, with Dave teasing and Sam responding with humor.
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Support and Encouragement:
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Dave provided encouragement and support regarding Sam’s work and her physical concerns, showing a caring and affectionate side.
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Romantic and Flirty Moments:
- The conversation ended on a sweet and affectionate note, with both expressing love and excitement for future conversations.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE
- "My massage was fabulous last night." — Sam, morning update.
- "I feel like that's a thing. Maybe that's why my whole boobs are hurting." — Sam, breast concerns.
- "You need to go see a rheumatologist probably." — Sam, advice on body care.
- "I need to just get up and do it." — Dave, business ventures.
- "He's been doing this in the public eye for like 40 years." — Dave, recommending Cesar Milan.
- "THOSE ARE MY NAMES!!" — Sam, playful moment about baby names.
- "Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow." — Sam, end of day.
CONTINUITY HOOKS
- Unresolved Topics:
- The status of the job interview and the potential job offer.
- The future of the Rocker Dock business.
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The playful speculation about baby names.
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Emotional Threads:
- The playful and affectionate dynamic between Sam and Dave.
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The humor and support in their conversations.
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Running Jokes/References:
- The humorous concern about breast separation.
- The playful baby names banter.
MOOD MAP morning updates → playful teasing → job frustrations → tender support → baby name fun → romantic closing
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
230
1.0 fewer; previous daily average 231.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
27
0.9 more; previous daily average 26.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 92 · 40% | 138 · 60% |
| Average reply time | 3m 53s (n=58) | 1m 59s (n=57) |
| Conversation starts | 0 of 1 · 0% | 1 of 1 · 100% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 3m 53s (n=58). 26% longer; pooled historical mean 3m 5s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 381 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 1m 59s (n=57). 41% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 20s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 379 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 0.0%; 63.6 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 63.6% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 11 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 6s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.0%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 41% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 20s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 379 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 230 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (27), Humor (20), Frustration (9), Affection (7), Flirting (6)
- Sam Willis: Status update (30), Humor (24), Frustration (21), Vulnerability (14), Checking in (12)
Tension and positive follow-ups
12 of 28 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (43%).
16 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 15s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 28 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement, Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK So like the distance between nipples is gonna be Entire like there's no standardization there that would provide like valuable comparison because Every like Variable from person to person is so much diff…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, a rheumatologist is a Doctor that like specializes in joint pain I think or like things like rheumatoid arthritis or maybe even just regular arthritis it's like muscular skeletal issues So might not be…
- Tension signal Episode start · · Dave
Definitely need a demo 🤤
- Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis
I disagree. I shall demonstrate soon. About the boob thing lol
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement
- Context · · Sam Willis
I disagree. I shall demonstrate soon. About the boob thing lol
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
1. I don’t think that’s what you have. And 2. There’s nothing wrong those, and certainly not yours
- Context · · Sam Willis
This is what I have
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
You don’t have to play
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lolol
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
You can just admit you were wrong and those ARE my boobs.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: And I'm just saying that tonight I'm gonna measure the distance between the two nipples and then you can see how it would be problematic if it continued to separate It hurts. It's not like the nipples are like moving to a di…
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, well that makes more sense then if you're like taking a baseline so you can check later to see if they're migrating but you're saying like comparing the distance between your nipples and Candace's nippl…
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
206 of 230 messages (89.6%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 87 / 92 | 94.6% |
| Sam Willis | 119 / 138 | 86.2% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.81 |
| Appreciation | 0.80 |
| Boundary setting | 0.63 |
| Checking in | 0.67 |
| Deep sharing | 0.80 |
| Disagreement | 0.66 |
| Emotional support | 0.69 |
| Encouragement | 0.75 |
| Excitement | 0.70 |
| Flirting | 0.74 |
| Frustration | 0.71 |
| Humor | 0.71 |
| Planning | 0.78 |
| Request | 0.63 |
| Sexting | 0.88 |
| Status update | 0.64 |
| Unmet need | 0.57 |
| Vulnerability | 0.68 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 11:57:31
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Context · · Dave
I wanna see Snapchat nudes!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh my lawdddd
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m gonna measure the distance from nipple to nipple and ask my friends to do the same so I can compare
- Context · · Dave
DBA is a doing business as certificate or whatever. So I can use the name rockerdock as the brand since it’s different from my llc name
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
And the space between keeps growing, I swear
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK let’s play a fun game. Which one do you think is most like my boobs 🤪
- Detected signal · · Dave
Your boobs are perfect 🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
This is 💯 my boobs This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh gosh, OK so Let's play a one game I didn't say anything because I knew this was gonna happen And I don't know if I can commit to anything I need to just I need you to see it's been too long. I need to se…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
You can just admit you were wrong and those ARE my boobs.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: And I'm just saying that tonight I'm gonna measure the distance between the two nipples and then you can see how it would be problematic if it continued to separate It hurts. It's not like the nipples are like moving to a di…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, well that makes more sense then if you're like taking a baseline so you can check later to see if they're migrating but you're saying like comparing the distance between your nipples and Candace's nippl…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, and here's the other thing that I was like actually what I was gonna say is that like your body does change and move overtime so like it's not a problem that it's doing that it's just what happens
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh I still totally want to compare to my friends 😘 hehe. Love you baby
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I gotta talk to cause I have a meeting in a few minutes, but how are you? My massage was fabulous last night. So yeah, that was good and I fell asleep pretty quickly. You'll be proud of me. I didn't read any emails. Or scrol…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, you know how my boobs have been hurting well now like my Guess cleavage area even though I don't have cleavage like it feels super Spread like and it feels itchy and like dry and like it's been like pulled, and you know…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I dropped the all day huh? I turned my alarm off this morning like by accident so I went back to sleep, and I've been running late all morning. Just getting some orders packed up to ge…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I don't think your boobs are growing away from each other And gonna fall off your body That's pretty funny What I said OK so I think what we should do, though just to be sure is you sent me nudes every sing…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Thank you for making me laugh for real, though. I am gonna look back and see if I have any like naked photos of me from years back and then see if they've gotten further apart cause I really feel like they have this wasn't a…
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I dropped the all day huh? I turned my alarm off this morning like by accident so I went back to sleep, and I've been running late all morning. Just getting some orders packed up to ge…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I don't think your boobs are growing away from each other And gonna fall off your body That's pretty funny What I said OK so I think what we should do, though just to be sure is you sent me nudes every sing…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Thank you for making me laugh for real, though. I am gonna look back and see if I have any like naked photos of me from years back and then see if they've gotten further apart cause I really feel like they have this wasn't a…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I love that I start oh my God I love that. I start my message as soon as my car thinks I'm gonna get into a fucking crash. Sorry about that. And yeah, I'm not starting over the thing I was gonna say is last night the massage…
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
score 0.88 · confidence 0.8075
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: When I get home, I need to look up that full job description and send you clips of it cause it is fucking weird. The director of internal controls and it talks about leading their socks, organization cool that makes sense th…
- Context · · Dave
Bucky 😒
- Detected signal · · Dave
But thanks for that little part about him not living in effingham so I don’t worry 🥰
- Context · · Dave
So you think he’s trying to get you to hook up at that resort? Or what? Like, is he really going to be going there (or in Vegas) anyway?..
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think he’s dangling a carrot to see if I bite This message responded to an earlier message.
Boundary setting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
This is 💯 my boobs This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh gosh, OK so Let's play a one game I didn't say anything because I knew this was gonna happen And I don't know if I can commit to anything I need to just I need you to see it's been too long. I need to se…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
And I don’t want that!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like 100000000%
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with them but they’re growing further apart lol
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m screaming
- Context · · Sam Willis
There’s a dog and I’m SO STRESSED
- Detected signal · · Dave
No spoilers
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK ok. No more texts from me
- Context · · Dave
Not yet
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
There’s a dog and I’m SO STRESSED
- Context · · Dave
No spoilers
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
OK ok. No more texts from me
- Context · · Dave
Not yet
- Context · · Sam Willis
Have you watched it yet
Checking in
Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm gonna send this real quick so then I can beat you and then I'll message But good morning and I hope you slept well
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I gotta talk to cause I have a meeting in a few minutes, but how are you? My massage was fabulous last night. So yeah, that was good and I fell asleep pretty quickly. You'll be proud of me. I didn't read any emails. Or scrol…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, you know how my boobs have been hurting well now like my Guess cleavage area even though I don't have cleavage like it feels super Spread like and it feels itchy and like dry and like it's been like pulled, and you know…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm gonna send this real quick so then I can beat you and then I'll message But good morning and I hope you slept well
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I gotta talk to cause I have a meeting in a few minutes, but how are you? My massage was fabulous last night. So yeah, that was good and I fell asleep pretty quickly. You'll be proud of me. I didn't read any emails. Or scrol…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, you know how my boobs have been hurting well now like my Guess cleavage area even though I don't have cleavage like it feels super Spread like and it feels itchy and like dry and like it's been like pulled, and you know…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I dropped the all day huh? I turned my alarm off this morning like by accident so I went back to sleep, and I've been running late all morning. Just getting some orders packed up to ge…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
lol… that’s not something you can really compare 🤔 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
lol… that’s not something you can really compare 🤔
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I don't see why not I mean it's literally just a distance so it doesn't take into consideration like necessarily the size it's just a distance I already asked so stay tuned And also like Candace has fake boobs so I feel like…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK So like the distance between nipples is gonna be Entire like there's no standardization there that would provide like valuable comparison because Every like Variable from person to person is so much diff…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, a rheumatologist is a Doctor that like specializes in joint pain I think or like things like rheumatoid arthritis or maybe even just regular arthritis it's like muscular skeletal issues So might not be…
Deep sharing
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like what if you earned it in an honest way? But it just so happened that you also had a bunch of drugs on you.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I mean, like yea if it’s $5000 or more in cash, then probably questionable
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah that’s a good question. There’s a lot of controversy about asset forfeiture laws for that exact reason
- Context · · Sam Willis
But there should be a $ limit or something that they can seize. Anything under that, give it back to the person
- Context · · Dave
How are your nipples doing baby?
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.71 · confidence 0.919
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, a rheumatologist is a Doctor that like specializes in joint pain I think or like things like rheumatoid arthritis or maybe even just regular arthritis it's like muscular skeletal issues So might not be…
- Context · · Dave
Definitely need a demo 🤤
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I disagree. I shall demonstrate soon. About the boob thing lol
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
1. I don’t think that’s what you have. And 2. There’s nothing wrong those, and certainly not yours
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I disagree. I shall demonstrate soon. About the boob thing lol
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
1. I don’t think that’s what you have. And 2. There’s nothing wrong those, and certainly not yours
- Context · · Sam Willis
This is what I have
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like this. Ish.
- Detected signal · · Dave
No
- Context · · Dave
Gk spends most of her time here
- Context · · Sam Willis
But it’s not very wide or soft
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I gotta talk to cause I have a meeting in a few minutes, but how are you? My massage was fabulous last night. So yeah, that was good and I fell asleep pretty quickly. You'll be proud of me. I didn't read any emails. Or scrol…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, you know how my boobs have been hurting well now like my Guess cleavage area even though I don't have cleavage like it feels super Spread like and it feels itchy and like dry and like it's been like pulled, and you know…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I dropped the all day huh? I turned my alarm off this morning like by accident so I went back to sleep, and I've been running late all morning. Just getting some orders packed up to ge…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I don't think your boobs are growing away from each other And gonna fall off your body That's pretty funny What I said OK so I think what we should do, though just to be sure is you sent me nudes every sing…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Thank you for making me laugh for real, though. I am gonna look back and see if I have any like naked photos of me from years back and then see if they've gotten further apart cause I really feel like they have this wasn't a…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I don't see why not I mean it's literally just a distance so it doesn't take into consideration like necessarily the size it's just a distance I already asked so stay tuned And also like Candace has fake boobs so I feel like…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK So like the distance between nipples is gonna be Entire like there's no standardization there that would provide like valuable comparison because Every like Variable from person to person is so much diff…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, a rheumatologist is a Doctor that like specializes in joint pain I think or like things like rheumatoid arthritis or maybe even just regular arthritis it's like muscular skeletal issues So might not be…
- Context · · Dave
Definitely need a demo 🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
I disagree. I shall demonstrate soon. About the boob thing lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with them but they’re growing further apart lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like 100000000% This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
This is 💯 my boobs
- Context · · Sam Willis
I want the wide boobs one
- Context · · Dave
🤦♂️
Encouragement
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score 0.75 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Dave
Ooooook now we’re talking
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
Lets gooooo Green Kay!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: When I get home, I need to look up that full job description and send you clips of it cause it is fucking weird. The director of internal controls and it talks about leading their socks, organization cool that makes sense th…
- Context · · Dave
Bucky 😒
Excitement
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score 0.81 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ooooook now we’re talking
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Lets gooooo Green Kay!!!
score 0.85 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Dave
Ooooook now we’re talking
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
Lets gooooo Green Kay!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: When I get home, I need to look up that full job description and send you clips of it cause it is fucking weird. The director of internal controls and it talks about leading their socks, organization cool that makes sense th…
- Context · · Dave
Bucky 😒
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok maybe 6 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok maybe 6
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
lol
- Context · · Dave
I think that would look funny
- Context · · Sam Willis
5
Flirting
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score 0.85 · confidence 0.974
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, you know how my boobs have been hurting well now like my Guess cleavage area even though I don't have cleavage like it feels super Spread like and it feels itchy and like dry and like it's been like pulled, and you know…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I dropped the all day huh? I turned my alarm off this morning like by accident so I went back to sleep, and I've been running late all morning. Just getting some orders packed up to ge…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I don't think your boobs are growing away from each other And gonna fall off your body That's pretty funny What I said OK so I think what we should do, though just to be sure is you sent me nudes every sing…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Thank you for making me laugh for real, though. I am gonna look back and see if I have any like naked photos of me from years back and then see if they've gotten further apart cause I really feel like they have this wasn't a…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I love that I start oh my God I love that. I start my message as soon as my car thinks I'm gonna get into a fucking crash. Sorry about that. And yeah, I'm not starting over the thing I was gonna say is last night the massage…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I love that I start oh my God I love that. I start my message as soon as my car thinks I'm gonna get into a fucking crash. Sorry about that. And yeah, I'm not starting over the thing I was gonna say is last night the massage…
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Detected signal · · Dave
I wanna see Snapchat nudes!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh my lawdddd
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m gonna measure the distance from nipple to nipple and ask my friends to do the same so I can compare
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t want this
- Context · · Sam Willis
And the space between keeps growing, I swear
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
OK let’s play a fun game. Which one do you think is most like my boobs 🤪
- Context · · Dave
Your boobs are perfect 🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
This is 💯 my boobs This message responded to an earlier message.
Frustration
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK So like the distance between nipples is gonna be Entire like there's no standardization there that would provide like valuable comparison because Every like Variable from person to person is so much diff…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, a rheumatologist is a Doctor that like specializes in joint pain I think or like things like rheumatoid arthritis or maybe even just regular arthritis it's like muscular skeletal issues So might not be…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Definitely need a demo 🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
I disagree. I shall demonstrate soon. About the boob thing lol
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
You don’t have to play
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lolol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You can just admit you were wrong and those ARE my boobs.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: And I'm just saying that tonight I'm gonna measure the distance between the two nipples and then you can see how it would be problematic if it continued to separate It hurts. It's not like the nipples are like moving to a di…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, well that makes more sense then if you're like taking a baseline so you can check later to see if they're migrating but you're saying like comparing the distance between your nipples and Candace's nippl…
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh I still totally want to compare to my friends 😘 hehe. Love you baby
- Context · · Dave
Lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Would you start becoming concerned if one day you realized that your dick has started to curve? lol
- Context · · Dave
I… don’t know lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
On a call with Maria. Realllyyyyy need to get this thing done. Way past due. And you know what she’s doing? Yapping, yapping, yapping. About how she’s afraid to fly. 🤦♀️
Humor
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score 0.90 · confidence 0.992
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, you know how my boobs have been hurting well now like my Guess cleavage area even though I don't have cleavage like it feels super Spread like and it feels itchy and like dry and like it's been like pulled, and you know…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I dropped the all day huh? I turned my alarm off this morning like by accident so I went back to sleep, and I've been running late all morning. Just getting some orders packed up to ge…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I don't think your boobs are growing away from each other And gonna fall off your body That's pretty funny What I said OK so I think what we should do, though just to be sure is you sent me nudes every sing…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Thank you for making me laugh for real, though. I am gonna look back and see if I have any like naked photos of me from years back and then see if they've gotten further apart cause I really feel like they have this wasn't a…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I love that I start oh my God I love that. I start my message as soon as my car thinks I'm gonna get into a fucking crash. Sorry about that. And yeah, I'm not starting over the thing I was gonna say is last night the massage…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I dropped the all day huh? I turned my alarm off this morning like by accident so I went back to sleep, and I've been running late all morning. Just getting some orders packed up to ge…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I don't think your boobs are growing away from each other And gonna fall off your body That's pretty funny What I said OK so I think what we should do, though just to be sure is you sent me nudes every sing…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Thank you for making me laugh for real, though. I am gonna look back and see if I have any like naked photos of me from years back and then see if they've gotten further apart cause I really feel like they have this wasn't a…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I love that I start oh my God I love that. I start my message as soon as my car thinks I'm gonna get into a fucking crash. Sorry about that. And yeah, I'm not starting over the thing I was gonna say is last night the massage…
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I don't think your boobs are growing away from each other And gonna fall off your body That's pretty funny What I said OK so I think what we should do, though just to be sure is you sent me nudes every sing…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Thank you for making me laugh for real, though. I am gonna look back and see if I have any like naked photos of me from years back and then see if they've gotten further apart cause I really feel like they have this wasn't a…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I love that I start oh my God I love that. I start my message as soon as my car thinks I'm gonna get into a fucking crash. Sorry about that. And yeah, I'm not starting over the thing I was gonna say is last night the massage…
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Context · · Dave
I wanna see Snapchat nudes!!
Planning
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
What’s that?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Remember what my cats have? Their ledge?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You should get the cats their own sunny seats
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CCNB65PG/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_JXA0VQ616FSF9XHT4NVP AMOSIJOY Cat Sill Window Perch - Cozy Comfort for Your Feline AMOSIJOY Cat Sill Window Perch Sturdy Cat Window Hammock with Wood & Metal Frame for Two Cat…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Cheap kind. Mine got too fat for this.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’d be her favorite
- Context · · Dave
It gets sunnier as the days goes on
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
So imagine adding her own little bed onto that
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmph
- Context · · Dave
How about you? How’s your day going?
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
…are you suuuuure you aren’t pregnant 😅
- Context · · Sam Willis
It is??
- Detected signal · · Dave
How do you feel about Penelope?
- Context · · Dave
Do we need to start thinking about names?
- Context · · Sam Willis
😅
Request
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Your boobs are perfect 🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
This is 💯 my boobs This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh gosh, OK so Let's play a one game I didn't say anything because I knew this was gonna happen And I don't know if I can commit to anything I need to just I need you to see it's been too long. I need to se…
- Context · · Sam Willis
And I don’t want that!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like 100000000%
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Pretty good
- Context · · Dave
Coexisting 😋
- Detected signal · · Dave
What’s that?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Remember what my cats have? Their ledge?
- Context · · Sam Willis
You should get the cats their own sunny seats
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I haven’t heard from the Midland guy at all lol
- Context · · Dave
wtf
- Detected signal · · Dave
If they don’t make you an offer I’m gonna have to make a trip up there 😡
- Context · · Dave
Set the building on fire
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
Sexting
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score 0.95 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, you know how my boobs have been hurting well now like my Guess cleavage area even though I don't have cleavage like it feels super Spread like and it feels itchy and like dry and like it's been like pulled, and you know…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I dropped the all day huh? I turned my alarm off this morning like by accident so I went back to sleep, and I've been running late all morning. Just getting some orders packed up to ge…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I don't think your boobs are growing away from each other And gonna fall off your body That's pretty funny What I said OK so I think what we should do, though just to be sure is you sent me nudes every sing…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Thank you for making me laugh for real, though. I am gonna look back and see if I have any like naked photos of me from years back and then see if they've gotten further apart cause I really feel like they have this wasn't a…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I love that I start oh my God I love that. I start my message as soon as my car thinks I'm gonna get into a fucking crash. Sorry about that. And yeah, I'm not starting over the thing I was gonna say is last night the massage…
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I love that I start oh my God I love that. I start my message as soon as my car thinks I'm gonna get into a fucking crash. Sorry about that. And yeah, I'm not starting over the thing I was gonna say is last night the massage…
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Detected signal · · Dave
I wanna see Snapchat nudes!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh my lawdddd
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m gonna measure the distance from nipple to nipple and ask my friends to do the same so I can compare
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
Yeah that’s a good question. There’s a lot of controversy about asset forfeiture laws for that exact reason
- Context · · Sam Willis
But there should be a $ limit or something that they can seize. Anything under that, give it back to the person
- Detected signal · · Dave
How are your nipples doing baby?
- Context · · Dave
Have they migrated any further since earlier today?
- Context · · Sam Willis
No they’re ok. The nips are fine, but my cleavage area feels very tight and itchy
Status update
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm gonna send this real quick so then I can beat you and then I'll message But good morning and I hope you slept well
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I gotta talk to cause I have a meeting in a few minutes, but how are you? My massage was fabulous last night. So yeah, that was good and I fell asleep pretty quickly. You'll be proud of me. I didn't read any emails. Or scrol…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, you know how my boobs have been hurting well now like my Guess cleavage area even though I don't have cleavage like it feels super Spread like and it feels itchy and like dry and like it's been like pulled, and you know…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I dropped the all day huh? I turned my alarm off this morning like by accident so I went back to sleep, and I've been running late all morning. Just getting some orders packed up to ge…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
I wanna see Snapchat nudes!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh my lawdddd
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m gonna measure the distance from nipple to nipple and ask my friends to do the same so I can compare
- Context · · Dave
DBA is a doing business as certificate or whatever. So I can use the name rockerdock as the brand since it’s different from my llc name
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooo ok got it.
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh my lawdddd
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m gonna measure the distance from nipple to nipple and ask my friends to do the same so I can compare
- Detected signal · · Dave
DBA is a doing business as certificate or whatever. So I can use the name rockerdock as the brand since it’s different from my llc name
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooo ok got it.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooo ok got it. This message responded to an earlier message.
Unmet need
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Probably!!
- Context · · Dave
That’s actually a sign that breast tissue is growing
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
It feels like it’s going to rip
- Context · · Dave
…are you suuuuure you aren’t pregnant 😅
- Context · · Sam Willis
It is??
Vulnerability
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm gonna send this real quick so then I can beat you and then I'll message But good morning and I hope you slept well
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I gotta talk to cause I have a meeting in a few minutes, but how are you? My massage was fabulous last night. So yeah, that was good and I fell asleep pretty quickly. You'll be proud of me. I didn't read any emails. Or scrol…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, you know how my boobs have been hurting well now like my Guess cleavage area even though I don't have cleavage like it feels super Spread like and it feels itchy and like dry and like it's been like pulled, and you know…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I dropped the all day huh? I turned my alarm off this morning like by accident so I went back to sleep, and I've been running late all morning. Just getting some orders packed up to ge…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I don't think your boobs are growing away from each other And gonna fall off your body That's pretty funny What I said OK so I think what we should do, though just to be sure is you sent me nudes every sing…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK So like the distance between nipples is gonna be Entire like there's no standardization there that would provide like valuable comparison because Every like Variable from person to person is so much diff…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, a rheumatologist is a Doctor that like specializes in joint pain I think or like things like rheumatoid arthritis or maybe even just regular arthritis it's like muscular skeletal issues So might not be…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Definitely need a demo 🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
I disagree. I shall demonstrate soon. About the boob thing lol
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t want this
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
And the space between keeps growing, I swear
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK let’s play a fun game. Which one do you think is most like my boobs 🤪
- Context · · Dave
Your boobs are perfect 🤤