2026-08-26
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[2026-08-26 07:31:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the dumb office And my plan to go to bed early last night backfired big time oh my God Laying in bed and freaking tossed and turned until like after midnight last time I looked at my clock was like my phone was like quarter after 12 My legs were just like super restless like I feel like I needed to stretch a ton and I got up and stretched at one point. I don't know if it's from working out or if it was something else or just extra energy that I didn't know I had, but I was just uncomfortable for. Three hours Like maybe dozed off some but never like really Enough to go completely out so that sucks I'm tired Usually, I rarely ever take that long to go to sleep like usually I lay down and I'm out within like a few minutes So that really sucks. I hope you slept better than I did. Probably not I know, but here's to hoping What else we got going on today it's finally Wednesday so we're getting there getting through the week oh God Yeah, nothing really Nothing really Going on That I can think of I don't know God I need to think of some things to talk about Feel so boring Yeah I guess I'm I've already had two energy drinks and One month one of them, though to be fair was just a Red Bull And I'm almost done with my monster another one We stopped in the café and one I deserve one for not sleeping very well last night Happy about that I reckon I'll go again tonight Do I want to know? Still Still trying to get back get that back like the wanting to go If that's even possible I finally remember Being younger and like Loving the gym time, like looking forward to it All the time but I just can't seem to get there now like I just doesn't bring me any joy whatsoever And I should probably start running. I saw like a dozen people running this morning because it's the first day it hasn't been 100° already it's only 87. Yeah, other people running all over everywhere. Maybe think I should start doing it again but like going to the gym I just don't really feel like it. Man, I'm a mess Well, AnyWho Ramble on about nothing For all of your morning so far, so hope you've enjoyed that Yay for you I can't wait to hear from you there. I hope you had a better night than I did and Are ready for a good day and looking forward to it and are you working from home today? I can't remember. What she said or did you Monday? I don't know I did Monday. What even is today it's Wednesday, right already said that Yeah, OK all right love you bye
[2026-08-26 08:41:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I can't believe you messaged me at 7:30 your time and you had already had two energy drinks and what do you mean you were like one of them was just a Red Bull does that not have caffeine? I'm very confused. But anyway, I do hate to hear that you had a shitty night sleep. It definitely sounds like you know like what do they call a restless leg syndrome and probably honestly from work out but I totally know that feeling it sucks. Like where your legs almost hurt you know yeah Sucks I feel like I slept decent actually I'll have to check my ordering which is so funny cause when I was at my sister's This past weekend like we all have rings, but her boyfriend doesn't Chris and we were talking about our rings and he's like yeah Amy needs a ring to tell her you know how well she slept as I just like you know know how well I slept because of how I feel And it's so true true because because it's like yeah I think I slept well but let me check my order ring. It's like well you did or you did it you know like how do you feel but now we just rely on technology to tell us how we feel that's actually bad so anyway random floats in the morning. I am just getting ready I guess so I do I already work from home Monday and I fucked up and I knew this and I was like well you know I'm just like not thinking it through all the way no I'm fucked up because I have a freaking doctors appointment tomorrow at 11:15 so I need to be there. Let's just say at 11 and then it is even further north of my house and the office is south of my house. So it's right smacked up in the middle of the day but I already use my fucking work from home day so I'm like fuck it's 40 minutes away from the office 25 minutes away from me so I think I'm gonna do it is freaking Work from home until like 1045 go to my doctors appointment and then dry the fucking 40 minutes at like noon to go to the office for a few hours I know that's dumb as hell It's my fault cause I shouldn't have worked from home on Monday. I just wanted to because I was tired. So I did this to myself anyway There's there's other things to say, but I feel like I'm already rambling on for so long, but I'll just keep going so the fucking drywall crap bullshit I'm like I'm just gonna fix this like fuck this and so yeah I know you told me it was like no big deal. Multiple people told me this is very common like this is just what it is. And so the lender like the underwriter for the lender is the one who saying they said basically the wording was you need to get this looked licensed professional To determine it's not structural and determine the cause and what it would take to fix OK, so the soonest that the the other realtors guy like he has a contact could get out here is next Monday so we're like you know let's let's contact our own people. Let's see if we have anybody so I contact my contractor who did my bathrooms and I'm like hey do you have a drywall guy he's like yes and so I told him the situation situation. He's like let me see how soon he could get out here and so he came back and said this Friday and I was like OK still further away that I want but yes, let's get all the books. I said I should've asked this before, but if he licensed and he's like no, but if you pay me then he's working under my license I'm like perfect. And he goes to be honest he you're not gonna it's not easy to find a licensed drywall guy in Arizona and he's like also we can't assess anything related to the structure. He's like you really would have to get out of structural engineer if you. Wanted to look into that and he was like but as I'm sure your realtor nose these cracks are extremely common in Arizona and anytime we do a remodel we're fixing these cracks because it's just the concrete slabs that settle overtime. I think he said concrete slabs and he's like so. Yeah, and I'm like well. Let me talk to my realtor because like you know the underwriter was very specific about what they needed. I call my realtor cause it was like late at night. She was pissy not at me but like just at the hole situation I'm like do I need to get a structural engineer out here and she's like no Fuck this she's like I'm just gonna contact the buyers agent and be like look we're gonna get this fixed. What do you need to tell the guys lender so they basically shut the fuck up about this so that's where we are for now I gotta put on mascara then I'll be back.
[2026-08-26 08:45:00] Dave: Redbull has about half the caffeine of monster
[2026-08-26 08:45:00] Dave: Glad you slept decent!!
[2026-08-26 08:46:00] Dave: Hahaha, I think that every single time you say “I’ll have to check my oura ring” 🤣
[2026-08-26 08:47:00] Dave: Oh! You even told me you were going to work from home Wednesday because of that appointment
[2026-08-26 08:47:00] Sam Willis: Thursday. But yes 🤪
[2026-08-26 08:49:00] Sam Willis: Exact verbiage from their lender: Because of the settlement cracks they want an inspection from licensed professional to determine the source and severity of the stress cracks and to verify it has been remedied for any structural concerns.
[2026-08-26 08:51:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh sorry no then I brushed my teeth and now I'm changing clothes so you know I'm working on it
[2026-08-26 08:51:00] Dave: Are you still putting on mascara?!?
[2026-08-26 08:52:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, then I gotta get the dogs all loaded up so you know it's it's gonna be a bit before I back actually also, I had on this bird show for the cats Oh my God I had on this cat thing of birds for the cats on YouTube
[2026-08-26 08:52:00] Dave: Now I expect 10 second updates for every 2 minutes of your morning please and thanks 😜
[2026-08-26 08:52:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-08-26 08:53:00] Sam Willis: Bro. It is INSANE
[2026-08-26 08:53:00] Dave: And yeah, this whole thing is ridiculous 🙄
[2026-08-26 08:53:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-26 08:53:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-08-26 08:53:00] Dave: And yeah, this whole thing is ridiculous 🙄
[2026-08-26 08:53:00] Dave: I’d kill myself if my dogs barked that much
[2026-08-26 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Anyway, oh my God, yes, the barking the problem is Levi. That's how he communicates and it's like Jesus Christ dude I'd rather you jump up and down all over me like the other dogs do then do that shit OK car call me your fucking ass God. I hate when people are like such a damn rush. I'm kidding cause it's typically it's like they get right on your ass. Anyway Yeah, they're going to daycare because the landscaper is coming and I just don't feel like fucking with it and all that But no, I had on cat TV this morning with the birds and normally like the dogs don't give a shit about that but these birds were so lifelike and they would like fly off the screen and Levon was losing his mind and he was trying to find it like behind the TV it was so fucking funny So yeah, this morning while I was eating my cereal Dude, what is it with me and coughing in the morning? Anyway That was really I had a dumbass
[2026-08-26 09:06:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I cut myself off, but anyway, I was with my friends and there was this woman we were in a parking lot and you know how you just go up and down the lanes until you find a spot, but there was a woman in one of the lanes just like fucking stopped right in the middle of it and kinda like cricket where you could not get through and she's just saying they're scrolling on her phone and she's feeding her dog Like holding up a can of wet food in her hand while her dogs sat in the passenger seat and was eating it out of the can in her hand and then she's just like they're like there's no fucking care in the world me mommy my friends come up and we can't fucking get around this girl so now we're our cars are like close enough at a spot. We're like because she's crooked like she would have to. Back up a little bit like get out you know continue going straight and this bitch just runs The car that we're in Bruns it over like just fucking scrapes right on past it and we're like what the fuck let me get out and I was pissed off cause like nobody got her license plate. It was so weird and random. I don't know what that was all about but All right off to drive
[2026-08-26 09:07:00] Dave: Hahaha, your dreams
[2026-08-26 09:08:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, so I'm stopped at a stoplight. I'm next to one of those cement trucks and I've never noticed ever but you know how the cement trucks they the big tank circular tank of the cement in is constantly rotating in circles. Well they have water spraying on that like the whole time like just nonstop water is that normal I've never noticed the water part before like do they actually have to keep that tank like cool or is it just cause of the nonstop spinning like what's up with that? I don't know, but low-key wasn't transferred it just now miss passenger princess Sit in the front now
[2026-08-26 09:12:00] Dave: Or that could just be necessary to keep it wet due to the heat
[2026-08-26 09:12:00] Dave: Could be a couple things… they could still be mixing the concrete to the desired consistency- like depending on how far they have to take it they might start it off kind of dry and ad water on the way to the site. Or they may have already dropped the load off and now they’re keeping it wet so it doesn’t dry up on the sides of the thing.
[2026-08-26 09:32:00] Sam Willis: How goes the office
[2026-08-26 09:33:00] Sam Willis: Dude. My pants are SO TIGHT
[2026-08-26 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, speaking of tight pants I don't know what the fuck is going on with my freaking stomach and my pooch. I'm gonna just tell myself that because it's so bad but also so I set up my camera yesterday just to and I turned on recording just to record a little bit of the dogs in the pool you know cause it's like last two weeks if they're gonna have a pool so I was recording some stuff. And just like resting it up against the like the umbrella so anyway so I was in the pool and like the balls back-and-forth and my back doesn't look half bad like just like the top of it cause I was like wearing swimsuit obviously just a one piece and It was like not showing the parts where all my back fat would be you know like from the height that I was in the pool and I was like oh that does look a little bit muscular, but then you get down to where the back that is and then there's lots of that and then you get to my jiggly ass arms because I need to have more defined triceps, but I'll take the small win of the upper back not looking too terrible But my fucking stomach oh God
[2026-08-26 09:48:00] Sam Willis: The brain is braining again. Pew pew pew! A million thoughts lol. But I’m using my “Inbox”
[2026-08-26 09:48:00] Sam Willis: For the most part
[2026-08-26 10:06:00] Dave: Your body is amazing
[2026-08-26 10:06:00] Dave: Lmao you don’t have jiggly-ass anything
[2026-08-26 10:06:00] Dave: I’ve been telling you!!
[2026-08-26 10:07:00] Dave: My pants just got tight thinking about this 😏
[2026-08-26 10:07:00] Dave: Send me the video!!
[2026-08-26 10:07:00] Dave: My pants just got tight thinking about this 😏
[2026-08-26 10:09:00] Sam Willis: About my fat stomach? 🤭
[2026-08-26 10:10:00] Sam Willis: I have a very jiggly actual ass
[2026-08-26 10:10:00] Sam Willis: I have a very jiggly actual ass
[2026-08-26 10:10:00] Sam Willis: It’s just like the top 3 inches of my back. That’s it.
[2026-08-26 10:10:00] Sam Willis: It’s just like the top 3 inches of my back. That’s it.
[2026-08-26 10:36:00] Dave: Pressed up against mine while you’re riding me? Yes.
[2026-08-26 10:36:00] Dave: Pressed up against mine while you’re riding me? Yes.
[2026-08-26 10:36:00] Dave: It’s more than that 🙄
[2026-08-26 10:36:00] Dave: It’s more than that 🙄
[2026-08-26 10:36:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm
[2026-08-26 10:37:00] Dave: That sounds super hot to me 😏
[2026-08-26 10:37:00] Dave: That sounds super hot to me 😏
[2026-08-26 10:39:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, you had mentioned this morning about like how you know you used to like crave and so look forward to going to the gym and like how it brings you no joy now and like that sucks but I'm super proud of you for still keeping up with it and maybe the answer now In this stage of both of our lives like it's not even about enjoying it it's about it being coming such a habit that we don't even like question that we just do Like you know, like brushing your teeth, you just do it
[2026-08-26 10:42:00] Dave: I’m hoping the making it a habit will also lead to enjoying it 🤞
[2026-08-26 11:04:00] Dave: Awwwwe I’m sorry baby
[2026-08-26 11:04:00] Sam Willis: I only have a 30 min break in meetings today. I thought I had way more 😩😩
[2026-08-26 11:04:00] Dave: It’s just because you’re so important to everyone 🤷♂️❤️
[2026-08-26 11:05:00] Sam Willis: 🙄😒
[2026-08-26 13:24:00] Dave: Hope this doesn’t suck
[2026-08-26 13:24:00] Sam Willis: I LOVE SUBWAY
[2026-08-26 13:24:00] Dave: But I’m pretty sure it will
[2026-08-26 13:25:00] Dave: Raspberry Cheescake cookies are gonna be the jizz tho for sure.
[2026-08-26 13:25:00] Sam Willis: Ewwwww
[2026-08-26 13:25:00] Sam Willis: No no no
[2026-08-26 13:26:00] Sam Willis: You have to get the chocolate chip
[2026-08-26 13:26:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. You’ve ruined it
[2026-08-26 13:26:00] Dave: Byeeeeeeee
[2026-08-26 13:28:00] Sam Willis: Byeeeeeeeee
[2026-08-26 13:30:00] Dave: You’re lucky you’re pretty (and smart, funny, and sexy) because I don’t know if I could do this based on your taste in sandwiches and cookies 😅
[2026-08-26 13:30:00] Sam Willis: What sandwich did you way
[2026-08-26 13:30:00] Dave: Although at least you have Oreos going for you
[2026-08-26 13:31:00] Sam Willis: Oh boy
[2026-08-26 13:31:00] Dave: Sheesh! I’m scared to even say now… the way you berated me over the cookies
[2026-08-26 13:31:00] Dave: Meatball pepperoni
[2026-08-26 13:32:00] Dave: I got a ham/turkey club last time and that was total ass
[2026-08-26 13:32:00] Sam Willis: Oh. My. God.
[2026-08-26 13:33:00] Dave: The parking lot was empty so I said fuck it thinking at least it would be quick.
[2026-08-26 13:33:00] Dave: WRONG
[2026-08-26 13:33:00] Dave: Tbh, the only reason I went there was because it’s right beside my mail drop off place.
[2026-08-26 13:34:00] Dave: There was a Hispanic lady ordering sandwiches for the whole cleaning crew (presumably 🤭)
[2026-08-26 14:37:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-26 14:37:00] Sam Willis: 😩😩
[2026-08-26 14:38:00] Sam Willis: My inspection was before all the rain. So now my inspector has to go back out. 🤬🤬
[2026-08-26 14:39:00] Dave: Bruh
[2026-08-26 14:40:00] Dave: Moving is such a fucking hassle
[2026-08-26 15:50:00] Sam Willis: Please remind me to tell you about the Korean spa
[2026-08-26 15:50:00] Sam Willis: And gabby
[2026-08-26 16:55:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Hi hello did you forget that I existed? Haven't heard from you in like basically fucking hours how was your subway? How are the cookies you know what I think I'm gonna give me some fucking subway tonight that actually sounds delicious although I really shouldn't because I have Hawaiian rolls at home, but I really need to eat. Before they go back so fine I won't get Subway, but I'm fucking starving right now Anyway I'm stressed very stressed as you fucking know So yeah Gabby and I were having a one-on-one and she was like yeah I think I'm gonna take some time off for my birthday and go to the Korean spa and I almost was like oh my God you know that was so fun. I got commented in there and I had to just act a fool and all I said was oh I've heard about that Korean spot that they're in Dallas you know like how is it? She's like yeah I went one time and so I was like asking her about the rooms and you know how it is very funny. She was like telling me all about the various different sauna room then Anyway, so she might be going there you know on October 1 or whatever for her birthday Sounds like you might just be going like you know good for her. She said she listens to her and you know freaking zones out which sounds amazing right now so Anyway, OK, well That's really all I had to say, but what have you been up to? I'm gonna go home and shove my face of food and then gotta go get the dogs and then more packing and more emailing and talking to people. So all right, anyhow talk to you later bye
[2026-08-26 17:03:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my gosh, I'm sorry, baby. It has been nearly 2 1/2 hours. I'm such a piece of shit. I definitely haven't forgot about you. I was just taking a nappy nap. Because that subway was so good And the cookies were the chairs I had to just take a nap That was actually the best subway that I have ever had. I think that meatball also. That's why I get like way back in the day when I was a teenager With meatball sub and then it got gross like I've tried it in years since and it hasn't been Covid today. It was good again, so pretty happy about that cookies were on point. So yeah Why are you stressed out because of all the house bullshit I know that is dumb But I'm sure it'll be fine. Yours will be just fine with your little drywall crack or whatever and the new house. I'm sure it is also fine. I hope it is I feel like that flooded out or something. I'm sure someone would've told, right? So yeah, that's crazy about Yeah, you could've told her that you and I went there one time just cause Brooke's friends and friends go to Korean to get there sometimes And you told the sex store and bought stuff Yeah, I bet that was tempting though and crazy that you had to just like play cool Yeah, what else? What else? What else? I think that was it? I gotta go get Grayson. He had jazz band tryouts today. It's always something with this fucking band, bro. So I'm fixing to go do that But now I haven't forgot about you. I definitely. Still thinking about you all the time just like always Yeah, I was just sleeping. That's all. OK, bye
[2026-08-26 17:04:00] Sam Willis: How was the nap.
[2026-08-26 17:06:00] Sam Willis: You totally forgot I existed
[2026-08-26 17:06:00] Sam Willis: You have to get the meatballs even freshly put out
[2026-08-26 17:07:00] Dave: NEVER!!
[2026-08-26 17:07:00] Dave: NEVER!!
[2026-08-26 17:08:00] Dave: Sure they doooo
[2026-08-26 17:08:00] Sam Willis: On their way to the sex store
[2026-08-26 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Friends do not go to Korean spas together
[2026-08-26 17:09:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-26 18:05:00] Sam Willis: $1000 to fix these drywall cracks and repaint 🤬🤬
[2026-08-26 18:05:00] Sam Willis: I’m very annoyed
[2026-08-26 18:06:00] Dave: Jeeeeez
[2026-08-26 18:06:00] Sam Willis: Veryyyyyy annoyed
[2026-08-26 18:07:00] Dave: No shit! That sucks baby
[2026-08-26 18:08:00] Sam Willis: Using their guy. So there’s no pushback from their lender that if I handled the repairs that I took shortcuts
[2026-08-26 18:08:00] Sam Willis: It’s all happening on Monday
[2026-08-26 18:08:00] Sam Willis: This was the buyer can be responsible
[2026-08-26 18:08:00] Dave: Did the contractor come out? Can he at least say it isn’t “structural” 🙄
[2026-08-26 18:16:00] Sam Willis: I mean I’m still out $1000 but hmph fine
[2026-08-26 18:16:00] Dave: Oh that’s good
[2026-08-26 18:17:00] Dave: True true
[2026-08-26 18:26:00] Sam Willis: LOLOL
[2026-08-26 18:26:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-26 18:28:00] Dave: WTF
[2026-08-26 18:28:00] Sam Willis: GOD FORBID SOMEONE IS BUSY!!!
[2026-08-26 18:28:00] Dave: That’s funny though 🤣
[2026-08-26 18:28:00] Dave: 4 HOUR’S?!
[2026-08-26 18:29:00] Dave: Just leaving him hanging for so long
[2026-08-26 18:29:00] Dave: Even if she is a total bitch
[2026-08-26 18:30:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-08-26 18:35:00] Sam Willis: This apple I’m eating is not at ALL sparking joy
[2026-08-26 18:36:00] Sam Willis: Honeycrisp
[2026-08-26 18:36:00] Dave: What kind is it
[2026-08-26 18:37:00] Dave: Maybe it’s out of season
[2026-08-26 18:38:00] Sam Willis: 🤮
[2026-08-26 18:39:00] Sam Willis: This shit better be healthy atleast
[2026-08-26 18:40:00] Dave: What are you having with those Hawaiian rolls?
[2026-08-26 18:40:00] Dave: That apple lol?
[2026-08-26 18:40:00] Sam Willis: Yupppp lol
[2026-08-26 18:41:00] Sam Willis: OK totally unrelated but I just remembered that I have note seen my social security card in years and years and I am pretty sure it’s lost
[2026-08-26 18:41:00] Sam Willis: 😩
[2026-08-26 18:42:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. Another thing to add to the inbox
[2026-08-26 18:49:00] Dave: Why do you even need a social security card lol?
[2026-08-26 18:50:00] Dave: I haven’t used mine in like… ever
[2026-08-26 18:51:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK so I was eating the shitty apple and watching Midwest safety and it came on like this one from many many months way, did you ever watch the racist dad one from five days ago? Did you watch it anyway this one though this guy called the police cause he's frustrated cause he went to the DMV. And this is what made me think of the Social Security card. He went to the DMV and they told him he didn't have all the documents that he needed to get a real ID cause like he needed his birth certificate or he needed a Social Security card or something that he didn't have and he got pissed and so he called the cops cause he said those are your rules, but that's not the law so I'm gonna call the cops so I called the cops. The cops basically say yeah there's nothing that we can do about it. He's frustrated sure he's frustrated and but he's like you know what just forget it Sorry, I'm looking at the crack on the ceiling here and I'm like should I just get this fucking fixed too anyway? So Now I'm noticing cracks everywhere so he's like you know what dude he's like. Just forget it just forget it and so the cop goes well. Do you want me to try to get your money back for your ID that you didn't get like he was trying to be helpful And the guy is like walking away in the parking lot and he's pissed off and so he does start shit talking. He's like what the fuck you talking about bro and like call him the N-word, which is funny cause he's a black man. This guy is a white man and the police officers white man and then he like says he's going to beat his ass but he's just saying this like as he's walking away fucking Maddie he's going back to his car and leaving and he mad cause he couldn't do what he needed to do with the DMV. And then all of a sudden, the cops like what you say to me did you just threaten me? You just swear to be my ass and he starts you know fast walking towards him in the parking lot and he's like you better get your ass in the car before I get there and now they're just kind of shit talking anyway they end up fucking. Going to arrest him and the guy like wiggles out of his like sweatshirt and now this guy is like fucking shirtless. It's January outside in a fucking strip mall parking lot running around being cops then he gets tased they tried to tease him multiple times in the fucking misses then they finally catch up to him and he gets arrested and I'm just like really. Like just let it go. The guy is in a bad mood. You could just fucking be like hey don't talk shit to me. You know get in your car and just go like but no instead this little cops fucking ego got hurt and he's like what you say to me did you just trying to beat my ass blah blah blah? It's like bro. Have fun chasing around this guy in the fucking cold in the fucking parking lot because you're upset that this guy is angry and just you know is talking shit it's just so unnecessary like unnecessary paperwork unnecessary time like this guy called you out stupid
[2026-08-26 18:52:00] Sam Willis: Agreed. But this MW Safety episode reminded me. I explain in my audio lol
[2026-08-26 18:52:00] Sam Willis: Agreed. But this MW Safety episode reminded me. I explain in my audio lol
[2026-08-26 18:58:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, you know what's funny though is literally I'm sitting here saying oh you know this cop should just let this guy go. This guy is having a bad day and like I'm all about giving all of this grace yeah I get pissed off. Like at that email from the realtor yesterday or if somebody even does the fucking slightest fucking thing where you know they're trying to make it out like I'm the problem I get so pissed off so like OK maybe I get the cops point of you like bro I'm out here trying to help you even though I can't help you like I'm like trying to hear you're being an asshole to me OK, so maybe the cop you know should've like chase him but like I still think it's unnecessary
[2026-08-26 19:01:00] Dave: Fucking cops bro 🤦♂️
[2026-08-26 19:01:00] Dave: This happened sooo much dude
[2026-08-26 19:01:00] Dave: This happened sooo much dude
[2026-08-26 19:01:00] Dave: Fucking cops bro 🤦♂️
[2026-08-26 19:02:00] Dave: I love that you the irony there 🤣
[2026-08-26 19:02:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-26 19:02:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-26 19:02:00] Dave: I love that you the irony there 🤣
[2026-08-26 19:03:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. Like 2 minutes later I’m like shit….😂
[2026-08-26 19:16:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-26 19:16:00] Sam Willis: This day last year. I have puppy fever!!!!!! Damnit
[2026-08-26 19:17:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-08-26 19:17:00] Dave: How cute
[2026-08-26 19:18:00] Dave: YOU SHOULD GET A PUPPY!
[2026-08-26 19:21:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-08-26 20:38:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: God HOA's are so fucking stupid. I'm reading the CCR's for the new HOA. It's talking about landscaping. Each lot I'll have a minimum of 14 shrubs you need to have six shrubs in your front yard for in your side yard and you also need to have A minimum of four shade trees, and one ornamental or evergreen tree Each lot shall have a minimum of one diameter shade tree planted in the front yard corner lot seem to have blah blah Your backyard has to be landscaped with seat or Sawgrass. I guess no turf. It's just it's just like really
[2026-08-26 20:42:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, it does say Dogs, cats or other household pets maybe kept not to exceed a total of two such animals provided they are not kept bread or maintained for any commercial purposes Forgoing limitation on the number pet shall not apply to hamster, small birds, Bubba blue If any animal may in the soul discretion Of the Board of Directors or designated committee, making an objectionable amount of noise Such animal shall be removed upon the request of the border directors or it's designated committee fuck off No, I don't failure to remove the matter so anyway I'm a little bit concerned because it says it's not to exceed a total of two such animals I don't like that
[2026-08-26 20:49:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Speaking of not being able to tell the black apart no I haven't watched that racist video yet but I'm going to
[2026-08-26 20:49:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Bro First of all, that's a lot of damn trees That's pretty wild. Yes, I fucking HOA are so dumb. Yeah, that is also worrisome that you're limited to do to the large animals and a noise issue. I don't know looking at you on. You might need to get yourself some bark collars and only let two dogs out at a time. Luckily they're all black so nobody will be able to tell him apart.
[2026-08-26 20:50:00] Sam Willis: WATCH IT NOW
[2026-08-26 20:51:00] Dave: Ignore it
[2026-08-26 20:51:00] Sam Willis: dude. What do I do about this 2 pet limit?!? 😭😭😭
[2026-08-26 20:52:00] Dave: Obviously
[2026-08-26 20:53:00] Sam Willis: You think I’ll be ok?
[2026-08-26 20:54:00] Dave: Yeah I do.
[2026-08-26 20:55:00] Dave: I’d probably be most worried about the barking. If that draws too much attention they might start pressing you
[2026-08-26 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Dues are only $145 a fucking quarter. That’s nothing. How much can they really care
[2026-08-26 20:55:00] Sam Willis: God I really hope
[2026-08-26 20:56:00] Sam Willis: I know. Fackkkkkk
[2026-08-26 20:59:00] Dave: It will be fine baby
[2026-08-26 21:06:00] Sam Willis: 🙏🙏 god i so hope.
[2026-08-26 21:09:00] Dave: Have you done your weekly reconciliation on your projects, next actions, etc?
[2026-08-26 21:10:00] Dave: That makes me so happy 😊
[2026-08-26 21:10:00] Sam Willis: Yes yes dear
[2026-08-26 21:11:00] Dave: Almost as happy as going to bed which I’m going to do right after I take this shower 😊
[2026-08-26 21:12:00] Dave: What are you up to? Packing?
[2026-08-26 21:13:00] Sam Willis: That sounds amazing
[2026-08-26 21:14:00] Sam Willis: I love you and I hope you have a fabulous shower and sleep!
[2026-08-26 21:14:00] Sam Willis: No I’m doing tons of shit/research on my laptop
[2026-08-26 21:14:00] Dave: I love you too sweetheart
[2026-08-26 21:14:00] Dave: I’m pretty excited about both
[2026-08-26 21:15:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-26 21:15:00] Dave: Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-08-26 21:15:00] Sam Willis: Talk to you tomorrow!!
[2026-08-26 22:24:00] Sam Willis: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[2026-08-26 22:24:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/boris_chihua/reel/DcRBezIsTnW/ Aleksandra and Boris on Instagram 814K views, 85K likes, 4,828 comments: "Good morning, world #chihuahua...
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DAY OVERVIEW A Wednesday marked by restlessness, playfulness, and irritation, Dave and Sam navigated a day of work, household stress, and emotional navigation. The conversation oscillated between Dave's physical discomfort, Sam's moving woes, and their shared humor and affection. The most defining moment was their playful and supportive banter, balancing the stress of the day.
TOPIC INVENTORY
- Sleep Issues
- Dave's restless night and exhaustion, Sam's decent sleep.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, tired for Dave; understanding for Sam.
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Notable quote: "I was just uncomfortable for three hours."
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Work and Productivity
- Dave's energy drinks, Sam's work-from-home and upcoming doctor's appointment.
- Emotional register: Resigned, humorous.
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Notable quote: "I'm gonna fucking work from home until like 10:45."
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Household Repairs
- Drywall cracks, need for professional inspection, cost, and fixation.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, resigned.
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Notable quote: "Using their guy. So there’s no pushback from their lender."
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Health and Wellness
- Dave's struggle with enjoying the gym, Sam's concerns about her body.
- Emotional register: Vulnerable, self-critical.
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Notable quote: "My fucking stomach oh God."
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Human Interactions and Behavior
- The strange behavior of a woman in a parking lot, the absurdity of some cop behavior.
- Emotional register: Amused, frustrated, incredulous.
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Notable quote: "He's frustrated, sure he's frustrated, but he's like, 'You know what? Just forget it.'"
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HOA Regulations
- Concerns about the new HOA's pet limit and landscaping requirements.
- Emotional register: Concerned, annoyed.
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Notable quote: "It's not to exceed a total of two such animals."
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Daily Tasks and Routines
- Packing, errands, and the end-of-day wind-down.
- Emotional register: Resigned, hopeful.
- Notable quote: "I’m doing tons of shit/research on my laptop."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT
- Dave and Sam discussed their physical attraction and body image, with Dave finding Sam's body "amazing" and Sam being self-conscious about her stomach and back.
- Dave mentioned feeling physically aroused ("My pants just got tight thinking about this 😏") in response to Sam's description of her body.
- Sam expressed a sense of physical longing, mentioning her jiggly ass and wanting it pressed against Dave's.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS
- Dave and Sam led with humor and playfulness, with Dave initiating and escalating teasing moments.
- There was a sense of vulnerability in their discussions about physical health and appearance.
- Expressions of affection and support were present, with Dave reassuring Sam about her physical feelings and Sam expressing her appreciation for Dave's support.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE
- "I was just uncomfortable for three hours." — Dave, expressing his frustration with his sleepless night.
- "I'm gonna fucking work from home until like 10:45." — Sam, discussing her plans to handle a doctor's appointment.
- "My fucking stomach oh God." — Sam, expressing her dissatisfaction with her body.
- "He's frustrated, sure he's frustrated, but he's like, 'You know what? Just forget it.'" — Sam, recounting a story of a man's frustration at a DMV.
- "My pants just got tight thinking about this 😏." — Dave, expressing his arousal.
CONTINUITY HOOKS
- The unresolved issue of the HOA's pet limit and the buyer's responsibility for repairs.
- The emotional thread of Sam's body image concerns.
- The running joke about Dave's taxi service.
- The mood at the end of the day was affectionate and supportive, with both expressing love and a hope for a good night's rest.
MOOD MAP Restlessness → Playful Humor → Physical Longing → Supportive Reassurance → Hopeful Affection
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Frustration.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
179
8.7 fewer; previous daily average 187.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
23
3.4 fewer; previous daily average 26.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 91 · 51% | 88 · 49% |
| Average reply time | 2m 34s (n=40) | 2m 6s (n=39) |
| Conversation starts | 2 of 2 · 100% | 0 of 2 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 34s (n=40). 16% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 3s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 323 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 6s (n=39). 54% shorter; pooled historical mean 4m 35s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 315 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 50.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 50.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 10 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 9s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.9%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 54% shorter; pooled historical mean 4m 35s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 315 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 179 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Humor (18), Frustration (17), Status update (17), Affection (10), Checking in (6)
- Sam Willis: Status update (21), Frustration (19), Humor (10), Vulnerability (9), Checking in (5)
Tension and positive follow-ups
14 of 27 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (52%).
13 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 13s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 27 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂😂
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bro. It is INSANE
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
And yeah, this whole thing is ridiculous 🙄
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Dave
Omg
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
And yeah, this whole thing is ridiculous 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
I’d kill myself if my dogs barked that much
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Anyway, oh my God, yes, the barking the problem is Levi. That's how he communicates and it's like Jesus Christ dude I'd rather you jump up and down all over me like the other dogs do then do that shit OK car call me your fuc…
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I cut myself off, but anyway, I was with my friends and there was this woman we were in a parking lot and you know how you just go up and down the lanes until you find a spot, but there was a woman in one of the lanes just l…
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, your dreams
Episode 3 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement
- Context · · Dave
Pressed up against mine while you’re riding me? Yes.
- Context · · Dave
Pressed up against mine while you’re riding me? Yes. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Tension signal Episode start · · Dave
It’s more than that 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Tension signal Episode end · · Dave
It’s more than that 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
Mmmmm
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
160 of 179 messages (89.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 85 / 91 | 93.4% |
| Sam Willis | 75 / 88 | 85.2% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.76 |
| Appreciation | 0.76 |
| Boundary setting | 0.60 |
| Checking in | 0.68 |
| Deep sharing | 0.65 |
| Disagreement | 0.70 |
| Emotional support | 0.74 |
| Encouragement | 0.75 |
| Excitement | 0.72 |
| Flirting | 0.75 |
| Frustration | 0.74 |
| Humor | 0.72 |
| Passive aggression | 0.70 |
| Planning | 0.70 |
| Request | 0.77 |
| Sexting | 0.95 |
| Status update | 0.62 |
| Vulnerability | 0.59 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 13:41:45
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I can't believe you messaged me at 7:30 your time and you had already had two energy drinks and what do you mean you were like one of them was just a Red Bull does that not have caffeine? I'm very confused. But…
- Context · · Dave
Redbull has about half the caffeine of monster
- Detected signal · · Dave
Glad you slept decent!!
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, I think that every single time you say “I’ll have to check my oura ring” 🤣
- Context · · Dave
Oh! You even told me you were going to work from home Wednesday because of that appointment
score 0.77 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
For the most part
- Context · · Dave
Your body is amazing
- Detected signal · · Dave
Lmao you don’t have jiggly-ass anything
- Context · · Dave
I’ve been telling you!!
- Context · · Dave
My pants just got tight thinking about this 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, you had mentioned this morning about like how you know you used to like crave and so look forward to going to the gym and like how it brings you no joy now and like that sucks but I'm super proud of you for still keeping…
- Context · · Dave
I’m hoping the making it a habit will also lead to enjoying it 🤞
- Detected signal · · Dave
Awwwwe I’m sorry baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
I only have a 30 min break in meetings today. I thought I had way more 😩😩
- Context · · Dave
It’s just because you’re so important to everyone 🤷♂️❤️
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
You’re lucky you’re pretty (and smart, funny, and sexy) because I don’t know if I could do this based on your taste in sandwiches and cookies 😅
- Context · · Sam Willis
What sandwich did you get by the way
- Detected signal · · Dave
Although at least you have Oreos going for you
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh boy
- Context · · Dave
Sheesh! I’m scared to even say now… the way you berated me over the cookies
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
And gabby
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Hi hello did you forget that I existed? Haven't heard from you in like basically fucking hours how was your subway? How are the cookies you know what I think I'm gonna give me some fucking subway tonight that actually sounds…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my gosh, I'm sorry, baby. It has been nearly 2 1/2 hours. I'm such a piece of shit. I definitely haven't forgot about you. I was just taking a nappy nap. Because that subway was so good And the cookies w…
- Context · · Sam Willis
How was the nap.
- Context · · Sam Willis
You totally forgot I existed
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Did the contractor come out? Can he at least say it isn’t “structural” 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
I mean I’m still out $1000 but hmph fine
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oh that’s good
- Context · · Dave
True true
- Context · · Sam Willis
LOLOL
Boundary setting
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Bro First of all, that's a lot of damn trees That's pretty wild. Yes, I fucking HOA are so dumb. Yeah, that is also worrisome that you're limited to do to the large animals and a noise issue. I don't know l…
- Context · · Sam Willis
WATCH IT NOW
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ignore it
- Context · · Sam Willis
dude. What do I do about this 2 pet limit?!? 😭😭😭
- Context · · Dave
Obviously
Checking in
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the dumb office And my plan to go to bed early last night backfired big time oh my God Laying in bed and freaking tossed and turned until like after midnight last time I looked…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I can't believe you messaged me at 7:30 your time and you had already had two energy drinks and what do you mean you were like one of them was just a Red Bull does that not have caffeine? I'm very confused. But…
- Context · · Dave
Redbull has about half the caffeine of monster
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Or that could just be necessary to keep it wet due to the heat
- Context · · Dave
Could be a couple things… they could still be mixing the concrete to the desired consistency- like depending on how far they have to take it they might start it off kind of dry and ad water on the way to the site. Or they may have already…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
How goes the office
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dude. My pants are SO TIGHT
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, speaking of tight pants I don't know what the fuck is going on with my freaking stomach and my pooch. I'm gonna just tell myself that because it's so bad but also so I set up my camera yesterday just to and I turned on r…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
I’m hoping the making it a habit will also lead to enjoying it 🤞
- Context · · Dave
Awwwwe I’m sorry baby
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I only have a 30 min break in meetings today. I thought I had way more 😩😩
- Context · · Dave
It’s just because you’re so important to everyone 🤷♂️❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
🙄😒
Deep sharing
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
How goes the office
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dude. My pants are SO TIGHT
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, speaking of tight pants I don't know what the fuck is going on with my freaking stomach and my pooch. I'm gonna just tell myself that because it's so bad but also so I set up my camera yesterday just to and I turned on r…
- Context · · Sam Willis
The brain is braining again. Pew pew pew! A million thoughts lol. But I’m using my “Inbox”
- Context · · Sam Willis
For the most part
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Why do you even need a social security card lol?
- Context · · Dave
I haven’t used mine in like… ever
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK so I was eating the shitty apple and watching Midwest safety and it came on like this one from many many months ago by the way, did you ever watch the racist dad one from five days ago? Did you watch it anyway this one th…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Agreed. But this MW Safety episode reminded me. I explain in my audio lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Agreed. But this MW Safety episode reminded me. I explain in my audio lol
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Pressed up against mine while you’re riding me? Yes.
- Context · · Dave
Pressed up against mine while you’re riding me? Yes. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s more than that 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
It’s more than that 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
Mmmmm
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Pressed up against mine while you’re riding me? Yes. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
It’s more than that 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s more than that 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
Mmmmm
- Context · · Dave
That sounds super hot to me 😏
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
But I’m pretty sure it will
- Context · · Dave
Raspberry Cheescake cookies are gonna be the jizz tho for sure.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ewwwww
- Context · · Sam Willis
No no no
- Context · · Sam Willis
You have to get the chocolate chip
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.83 · confidence 0.7394999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
The brain is braining again. Pew pew pew! A million thoughts lol. But I’m using my “Inbox”
- Context · · Sam Willis
For the most part
- Detected signal · · Dave
Your body is amazing
- Context · · Dave
Lmao you don’t have jiggly-ass anything
- Context · · Dave
I’ve been telling you!!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
That sounds super hot to me 😏
- Context · · Dave
That sounds super hot to me 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, you had mentioned this morning about like how you know you used to like crave and so look forward to going to the gym and like how it brings you no joy now and like that sucks but I'm super proud of you for still keeping…
- Context · · Dave
I’m hoping the making it a habit will also lead to enjoying it 🤞
- Context · · Dave
Awwwwe I’m sorry baby
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, you had mentioned this morning about like how you know you used to like crave and so look forward to going to the gym and like how it brings you no joy now and like that sucks but I'm super proud of you for still keeping…
- Context · · Dave
I’m hoping the making it a habit will also lead to enjoying it 🤞
- Detected signal · · Dave
Awwwwe I’m sorry baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
I only have a 30 min break in meetings today. I thought I had way more 😩😩
- Context · · Dave
It’s just because you’re so important to everyone 🤷♂️❤️
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Your body is amazing
- Context · · Dave
Lmao you don’t have jiggly-ass anything
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’ve been telling you!!
- Context · · Dave
My pants just got tight thinking about this 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Send me the video!!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
That sounds super hot to me 😏
- Context · · Dave
That sounds super hot to me 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, you had mentioned this morning about like how you know you used to like crave and so look forward to going to the gym and like how it brings you no joy now and like that sucks but I'm super proud of you for still keeping…
- Context · · Dave
I’m hoping the making it a habit will also lead to enjoying it 🤞
- Context · · Dave
Awwwwe I’m sorry baby
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
That sounds super hot to me 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, you had mentioned this morning about like how you know you used to like crave and so look forward to going to the gym and like how it brings you no joy now and like that sucks but I'm super proud of you for still keeping…
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m hoping the making it a habit will also lead to enjoying it 🤞
- Context · · Dave
Awwwwe I’m sorry baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
I only have a 30 min break in meetings today. I thought I had way more 😩😩
Excitement
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
🙄😒
- Context · · Dave
Hope this doesn’t suck
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I LOVE SUBWAY
- Context · · Dave
But I’m pretty sure it will
- Context · · Dave
Raspberry Cheescake cookies are gonna be the jizz tho for sure.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
What sandwich did you get by the way
- Context · · Dave
Although at least you have Oreos going for you
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh boy
- Context · · Dave
Sheesh! I’m scared to even say now… the way you berated me over the cookies
- Context · · Dave
Meatball pepperoni
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Meatball pepperoni
- Context · · Dave
I got a ham/turkey club last time and that was total ass
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh. My. God.
- Context · · Dave
The parking lot was empty so I said fuck it thinking at least it would be quick.
- Context · · Dave
WRONG
Flirting
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Lmao you don’t have jiggly-ass anything
- Context · · Dave
I’ve been telling you!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
My pants just got tight thinking about this 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Send me the video!!
- Context · · Dave
My pants just got tight thinking about this 😏
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
My pants just got tight thinking about this 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Send me the video!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
My pants just got tight thinking about this 😏
- Context · · Sam Willis
About my fat stomach? 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have a very jiggly actual ass
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
It’s more than that 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
Mmmmm
- Detected signal · · Dave
That sounds super hot to me 😏
- Context · · Dave
That sounds super hot to me 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, you had mentioned this morning about like how you know you used to like crave and so look forward to going to the gym and like how it brings you no joy now and like that sucks but I'm super proud of you for still keeping…
Frustration
Showing 3 of 36 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.78 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂😂
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bro. It is INSANE
- Detected signal · · Dave
And yeah, this whole thing is ridiculous 🙄
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Dave
Omg
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
And yeah, this whole thing is ridiculous 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
I’d kill myself if my dogs barked that much
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Anyway, oh my God, yes, the barking the problem is Levi. That's how he communicates and it's like Jesus Christ dude I'd rather you jump up and down all over me like the other dogs do then do that shit OK car call me your fuc…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I cut myself off, but anyway, I was with my friends and there was this woman we were in a parking lot and you know how you just go up and down the lanes until you find a spot, but there was a woman in one of the lanes just l…
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, your dreams
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I only have a 30 min break in meetings today. I thought I had way more 😩😩
- Context · · Dave
It’s just because you’re so important to everyone 🤷♂️❤️
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
🙄😒
- Context · · Dave
Hope this doesn’t suck
- Context · · Sam Willis
I LOVE SUBWAY
Humor
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Redbull has about half the caffeine of monster
- Context · · Dave
Glad you slept decent!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahaha, I think that every single time you say “I’ll have to check my oura ring” 🤣
- Context · · Dave
Oh! You even told me you were going to work from home Wednesday because of that appointment
- Context · · Sam Willis
Thursday. But yes 🤪
score 0.76 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Are you still putting on mascara?!?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, then I gotta get the dogs all loaded up so you know it's it's gonna be a bit before I back actually also, I had on this bird show for the cats Oh my God I had on this cat thing of birds for the cats on YouTube
- Detected signal · · Dave
Now I expect 10 second updates for every 2 minutes of your morning please and thanks 😜
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂😂
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bro. It is INSANE
score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, then I gotta get the dogs all loaded up so you know it's it's gonna be a bit before I back actually also, I had on this bird show for the cats Oh my God I had on this cat thing of birds for the cats on YouTube
- Context · · Dave
Now I expect 10 second updates for every 2 minutes of your morning please and thanks 😜
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
😂😂
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bro. It is INSANE
- Context · · Dave
And yeah, this whole thing is ridiculous 🙄
Passive aggression
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my gosh, I'm sorry, baby. It has been nearly 2 1/2 hours. I'm such a piece of shit. I definitely haven't forgot about you. I was just taking a nappy nap. Because that subway was so good And the cookies w…
- Context · · Sam Willis
How was the nap.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You totally forgot I existed
- Context · · Sam Willis
You have to get the meatballs even freshly put out
- Context · · Dave
NEVER!! This message responded to an earlier message.
Planning
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ewwwww
- Context · · Sam Willis
No no no
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You have to get the chocolate chip
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh. You’ve ruined it
- Context · · Dave
Byeeeeeeee
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Bruh
- Context · · Dave
Moving is such a fucking hassle
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Please remind me to tell you about the Korean spa
- Context · · Sam Willis
And gabby
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Hi hello did you forget that I existed? Haven't heard from you in like basically fucking hours how was your subway? How are the cookies you know what I think I'm gonna give me some fucking subway tonight that actually sounds…
Request
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
I’ve been telling you!!
- Context · · Dave
My pants just got tight thinking about this 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Send me the video!!
- Context · · Dave
My pants just got tight thinking about this 😏
- Context · · Sam Willis
About my fat stomach? 🤭
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s all happening on Monday
- Context · · Sam Willis
This was the buyer can be responsible
- Detected signal · · Dave
Did the contractor come out? Can he at least say it isn’t “structural” 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
I mean I’m still out $1000 but hmph fine
- Context · · Dave
Oh that’s good
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Speaking of not being able to tell the black apart no I haven't watched that racist video yet but I'm going to
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Bro First of all, that's a lot of damn trees That's pretty wild. Yes, I fucking HOA are so dumb. Yeah, that is also worrisome that you're limited to do to the large animals and a noise issue. I don't know l…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
WATCH IT NOW
- Context · · Dave
Ignore it
- Context · · Sam Willis
dude. What do I do about this 2 pet limit?!? 😭😭😭
Sexting
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score 0.95 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s just like the top 3 inches of my back. That’s it.
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s just like the top 3 inches of my back. That’s it. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Pressed up against mine while you’re riding me? Yes.
- Context · · Dave
Pressed up against mine while you’re riding me? Yes. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
It’s more than that 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.95 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s just like the top 3 inches of my back. That’s it. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Pressed up against mine while you’re riding me? Yes.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Pressed up against mine while you’re riding me? Yes. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
It’s more than that 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
It’s more than that 🙄
Status update
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the dumb office And my plan to go to bed early last night backfired big time oh my God Laying in bed and freaking tossed and turned until like after midnight last time I looked…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I can't believe you messaged me at 7:30 your time and you had already had two energy drinks and what do you mean you were like one of them was just a Red Bull does that not have caffeine? I'm very confused. But…
- Context · · Dave
Redbull has about half the caffeine of monster
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the dumb office And my plan to go to bed early last night backfired big time oh my God Laying in bed and freaking tossed and turned until like after midnight last time I looked…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I can't believe you messaged me at 7:30 your time and you had already had two energy drinks and what do you mean you were like one of them was just a Red Bull does that not have caffeine? I'm very confused. But…
- Context · · Dave
Redbull has about half the caffeine of monster
- Context · · Dave
Glad you slept decent!!
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the dumb office And my plan to go to bed early last night backfired big time oh my God Laying in bed and freaking tossed and turned until like after midnight last time I looked…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I can't believe you messaged me at 7:30 your time and you had already had two energy drinks and what do you mean you were like one of them was just a Red Bull does that not have caffeine? I'm very confused. But…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Redbull has about half the caffeine of monster
- Context · · Dave
Glad you slept decent!!
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, I think that every single time you say “I’ll have to check my oura ring” 🤣
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Vulnerability
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, I think that every single time you say “I’ll have to check my oura ring” 🤣
- Context · · Dave
Oh! You even told me you were going to work from home Wednesday because of that appointment
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Thursday. But yes 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Exact verbiage from their lender: Because of the settlement cracks they want an inspection from licensed professional to determine the source and severity of the stress cracks and to verify it has been remedied for any structural concerns.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh sorry no then I brushed my teeth and now I'm changing clothes so you know I'm working on it
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Could be a couple things… they could still be mixing the concrete to the desired consistency- like depending on how far they have to take it they might start it off kind of dry and ad water on the way to the site. Or they may have already…
- Context · · Sam Willis
How goes the office
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Dude. My pants are SO TIGHT
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, speaking of tight pants I don't know what the fuck is going on with my freaking stomach and my pooch. I'm gonna just tell myself that because it's so bad but also so I set up my camera yesterday just to and I turned on r…
- Context · · Sam Willis
The brain is braining again. Pew pew pew! A million thoughts lol. But I’m using my “Inbox”
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
How goes the office
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dude. My pants are SO TIGHT
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, speaking of tight pants I don't know what the fuck is going on with my freaking stomach and my pooch. I'm gonna just tell myself that because it's so bad but also so I set up my camera yesterday just to and I turned on r…
- Context · · Sam Willis
The brain is braining again. Pew pew pew! A million thoughts lol. But I’m using my “Inbox”
- Context · · Sam Willis
For the most part