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[2026-06-28 08:18:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sitting here at the gym Not ready to go inside So I slept a little late and I had to stop at the store to get an energy drink And I'm listening to this audiobook so I went to a store like the opposite way at the gym and then took the long way around just procrastinate and listen to my audiobook and drink some of this monster before I got here and now that I'm here I'm kinda like baby. I should just go back home and take a nap. I'm gonna go in it'll be fine Fine it's fine. It'll be fine. I did notice that Amazon just delivered my eyes very own squatty potty though so I got that to look forward to What else are we doing today? Oh so you got your tattoo this wind is that this afternoon I imagine that is pretty awesome. Looking forward to seeing how that turns out. I'm just gonna go home and I gotta go grocery shopping and then it's just Get ready for the week I reckon Oh sorry God had a really big stretch right there Yeah, I'm getting ready for the week I think I got everything in laundry is pretty much done Submitted for my LLC So now I'm just waiting for that to come back approved and then I'll be able to get Bank accounts so I'll be able to set up my payment methods for the website and then will be able to launch this baby So looking forward to that I was just looking over my Last couple months of income for my flashlight adapters, and I just like rough, added up the deposits from Etsy and Allergy probably like $700 extra a month Oh sorry Are probably about 700 extra a month and then there was that month while ago I told you about April maybe March or April whatever it was where I did Like eight or 900. I think I forget. That's actually turning into like a pretty decent little little extra bit of money It has kind of crept up on me You know like I haven't really thought much about it but like 600 bucks a month extra like is pretty decent So hopefully Adds up even quicker with rocker dock I guess we'll see what happens I hope you slept good. I wish I was waking up, snuggled up beside your pretty face. But not, I'm at the gym Preparing to kill myself Maybe not really but why not even go inside the end of a train just the street and I was for some reason that made me feel like just going home. I don't know why that happened but so weird. Association Whatever anyway all right baby doll I hope you slept well and I hope you wake up nice and easy and You're the best and the beautiful list and I can't wait to hear your lovely voice this morning OK bye
[2026-06-28 09:19:00] Sam Willis: Good morning love
[2026-06-28 09:19:00] Sam Willis: You ordered a squatty potty!!!!
[2026-06-28 09:19:00] Sam Willis: Yasssss 🤣
[2026-06-28 09:20:00] Sam Willis: Tattoo is at 10 this morning
[2026-06-28 09:20:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-28 09:21:00] Sam Willis: You’re crushing it on the side hustle!!
[2026-06-28 09:22:00] Dave: Oh wow! Getting it done early!
[2026-06-28 09:22:00] Dave: Yes 🙄
[2026-06-28 09:22:00] Sam Willis: Did your ass go into the damn gym?? 😂
[2026-06-28 09:22:00] Dave: I want a gd photo this time!
[2026-06-28 09:23:00] Dave: I just got home and I’m getting ready to hop in the shower. Then maybe take a nap 🤭
[2026-06-28 09:24:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm sounds perfect ❤️
[2026-06-28 10:04:00] Sam Willis: While the parking lot fills up with ppl
[2026-06-28 10:04:00] Sam Willis: Like literally makes me homicidal
[2026-06-28 10:04:00] Sam Willis: I want to absolutely rage when I take the dogs to daycare and ppl are in there for fucking ever
[2026-06-28 10:16:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Jesus Christ, that is just so ridiculous whenever people are in the fucking daycare forever it was this old fucking man who has no business even fucking driving and then he like hung around until even after I left and then he was like just stopped his car in the fucking parking lot and like roll down his window I think he was gonna ask me a question. I didn't fucking even look at him. And then he ought somebody's attention and asked a fucking question and then I saw how many I pulled over on the side of the road not too far from the daycare like maybe he's having a stroke I don't know I don't give a fuck So fucking over it so over it God that makes me fucking mad. It's just like total disregard for other people and honestly the fucking daycare should be watching the fucking cameras and being like can we get some back up to let some other people in so then this line can keep fucking moving Good morning Now I'm rushing home. I got a shower. I gotta get ready to leave because it's another 30 minute drive to the tattoo place. Man, I get up about that shit anyway I was going to tell you something I feel like but now my rage has taken over but I hope you're having a wonderful shower and Have a wonderful nap. I'm also probably gonna nap today because the dogs are in daycare. I hate that it's Sunday. That's already stressing me out. I actually have to go into the office this week. I also don't wanna have my interview at seven fucking a.m.. No Night if you had already gone to sleep and I was gonna text you and I was like no I'll just text you in the morning I'm sure it was not at all important but it's still bothering me but anyway, OK Your side hustle, making money love all that gym. I think we have everything so all right well, I love you. Thank you for listening to my fucking rant. Maybe I'll go scream in the shower or something and then I just have this really bad feeling that like one of my dogs ran out like low-key gets like she's an escape artist and if you don't watch her, she'll slip out the front door and I don't know I just I feel like I don't know. I got very worried as I was pulling away like she ran out. I don't like it at all, but it's fine I think I'm just pissed off the world idiot OK OK OK bye
[2026-06-28 10:22:00] Dave: All… being old and shit
[2026-06-28 10:22:00] Dave: Yeah! fuck old people
[2026-06-28 10:23:00] Dave: 😅
[2026-06-28 10:23:00] Dave: Hahaha you DO get riled up about that
[2026-06-28 10:24:00] Dave: Lmao.. scream in the shower
[2026-06-28 10:24:00] Dave: Ugh. Yeah it suck’s that it’s Sunday
[2026-06-28 10:24:00] Dave: Damnit. Now I want to know what it was you forgot about me
[2026-06-28 10:25:00] Dave: Hahaha jeez!
[2026-06-28 10:25:00] Dave: I’m glad you’re having a wonderful morning
[2026-06-28 10:25:00] Dave: Hopefully the pain from the tattoo will do you some good
[2026-06-28 10:26:00] Dave: Ohhhh he was smoking?!
[2026-06-28 10:26:00] Sam Willis: I WAS until that old fuck face. Driving around with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth
[2026-06-28 10:26:00] Dave: That changes everything
[2026-06-28 10:26:00] Sam Willis: He’s both trash and puffing at the
[2026-06-28 10:27:00] Dave: What a monster
[2026-06-28 10:29:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-28 10:29:00] Sam Willis: I meant to say pathetic. But you get it lol
[2026-06-28 10:29:00] Sam Willis: I meant to say pathetic. But you get it lol
[2026-06-28 10:29:00] Sam Willis: Trash and pathetic
[2026-06-28 10:29:00] Sam Willis: I give up on this day 😅
[2026-06-28 10:29:00] Sam Willis: I give up on this day 😅
[2026-06-28 10:30:00] Sam Willis: That was just fixed a few weeks ago.
[2026-06-28 10:32:00] Dave: That’s not supposed to do that
[2026-06-28 10:32:00] Dave: What the actual fuck
[2026-06-28 10:32:00] Sam Willis: Goddddddddddd
[2026-06-28 10:32:00] Dave: Bro
[2026-06-28 10:32:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-06-28 10:32:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-28 10:33:00] Dave: Fuck your life
[2026-06-28 10:33:00] Dave: Maybe you should just go back to bed
[2026-06-28 10:33:00] Dave: I’m sorry sweetie
[2026-06-28 10:35:00] Dave: The way the day is going… maybe you should reschedule the tattoo or you might send up with something like this lol
[2026-06-28 10:36:00] Dave: Looking all Down’s syndrome-y
[2026-06-28 10:53:00] Sam Willis: Don’t scare me!!! lol
[2026-06-28 10:53:00] Sam Willis: Nooooo
[2026-06-28 11:15:00] Sam Willis: Weird. Google says this place doesn’t open until 11. Yet my appt is at 10
[2026-06-28 11:16:00] Sam Willis: What if he’s luring me there to murder me
[2026-06-28 11:24:00] Dave: It’s probably that, actually
[2026-06-28 11:24:00] Dave: …could be
[2026-06-28 11:25:00] Dave: With YOUR phone
[2026-06-28 11:25:00] Dave: Take a pic before he wraps it up this time!!
[2026-06-28 11:26:00] Sam Willis: Soooo demanding
[2026-06-28 11:26:00] Dave: That’s more like it
[2026-06-28 11:26:00] Sam Willis: Omg yes boss
[2026-06-28 11:27:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-06-28 11:41:00] Dave: I saaaaaaid
[2026-06-28 11:44:00] Sam Willis: I love a nice drive through the ghetto on a Sunday morning
[2026-06-28 11:49:00] Sam Willis: Did you nap yet? Lol
[2026-06-28 11:51:00] Dave: Oh yeah
[2026-06-28 11:52:00] Dave: Well… I laid down for about 30 mins after my shower and listened to my audio book. Didn’t really sleep. Now I’m fixing to work on my fence gate
[2026-06-28 11:53:00] Sam Willis: What’s up with your fence gate?
[2026-06-28 11:56:00] Dave: Some boards are rotted out around the latch
[2026-06-28 12:34:00] Sam Willis: This guy is a talkerrrrr lol but super cool. His wife is here too
[2026-06-28 12:34:00] Sam Willis: How you going to fix it?
[2026-06-28 13:07:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-28 13:28:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-28 13:28:00] Sam Willis: WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THIS
[2026-06-28 13:31:00] Dave: I figured you knew that!
[2026-06-28 13:31:00] Dave: Oh nooo!!
[2026-06-28 13:32:00] Dave:
[2026-06-28 13:36:00] Sam Willis: Omg you are so sexy
[2026-06-28 13:48:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-28 13:48:00] Sam Willis: Taking a break. Gotta add the color.
[2026-06-28 14:03:00] Sam Willis: He thinks Epstein is still alive
[2026-06-28 14:03:00] Sam Willis: This guy is super nice but he’s a conspiracy theorist
[2026-06-28 14:25:00] Sam Willis: I’m loving it
[2026-06-28 14:25:00] Dave: Holy shit! That looks amazing!!
[2026-06-28 14:25:00] Dave: Holy shit! That looks amazing!!
[2026-06-28 14:29:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Wow, that tattoo looks amazing. I really love how that turn out. I can't wait to see it after. So that kind of also, I love that you think it's sexy than I do work Yeah, I got the got the fence all all fixed up gate shuts good works now it's such a rotten piece. I had to cut out and replace. But it's so fucking hot out here anyway so something I've been kind of tossing around in the back of my mind for the last couple of days I think ever since we start talking about the tattoo Is it OK? How do you feel about if you and I came up with a matching tattoo that we could get now like I can't run out and get it like right away cause you know I've got a couple other things or at least one other thing in queue. No Dominic wants to get owl tattoos for some reason but How do you feel about the idea of thinking about? Something that we can get for just you and I to know about like know the meaning of obviously Just a thought, you know You're like a pretty big part of my life and have been and will be regardless of you know Whatever happens in the future So I would be honored and grateful if you would Consider doing that with me Yeah, we could like come up with something meaningful for both of us that we can just get you know whenever Not like you know something like that, but you know you know I don't know maybe that's a stupid idea But just throw it out there OK bye
[2026-06-28 14:41:00] Sam Willis: Still have the watercolor stuff to do. Like the background
[2026-06-28 14:46:00] Dave: LOVE IT 😍
[2026-06-28 15:00:00] Sam Willis: All done!
[2026-06-28 15:00:00] Dave: Do you like it?!
[2026-06-28 15:00:00] Dave: Wow!
[2026-06-28 15:01:00] Dave: I think it looks great!
[2026-06-28 15:03:00] Sam Willis: I love it
[2026-06-28 15:29:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-28 15:31:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh! Just listening to your message
[2026-06-28 15:31:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭😭😭😭
[2026-06-28 15:39:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I would love to get a matching tattoo with you that is like so sweet You're adorable. I mean, I hope that it's not something that one day you would look at and be like wow that was like the worst time of my life. You know and now I had to remember this bitch forever so anyway no I'm an absolute love that I think it's gonna be so fun to like think of something too. That's like really meaningful to us both but also like not so unique that when people ask like what it symbolizes we're like you know what I mean so anyway we're gonna have to come up with something. But I am totally down hurry up and get your freaking tattoo with Dominic. OK Jesus. Anyway, dude, I fucking talk that that session should've lasted an hour and a half that took so long anyway I wore a sweatshirt cause I knew I'd be cold in there and I took off the sweatshirt and it shed like all over the place and they're wearing a dark or I'm wearing a black tank top and I'm gonna go run home and change and then I'm gonna go over to Christian's house real quick cause I'm gonna bring books That I found of his yesterday and Kai wants the movie projector for like a movie night with her friends I have to pee so badly so fucking hungry but I really do love the tattoo and then we also spent the time at the end and he was talking to me about how he would kind of fix up the lotus tattoo and it's interesting because Like the tattoo artist community in Phoenix like especially like in you know the same side of Phoenix like they all know each other and Ray is the guy who tattooed my lotus flower Ray actually like grew up in this guy shop this guy like trained him and then moved Shops and it was kind of like a shitty deal and they're like no longer friends and so anyway I don't know there was quite a bit of shit talking, but like the tattoo does need something and so he was talking about like things that he would do and a lot of it is like adding that like background I was like the water texture flowing And like the blues and the purples and shit like that so Yeah, I need something so I'm probably gonna go back to him. He quoted me like 250 which is like Jesus Christ this was 200 and I I gave him 260 so Anyway I'm excited I like it a lot. I was worried that the size of the bee was like I was like whoa that is not what I was wanting but now then it's done. I'm like OK yeah that would've looked. I think not as good to have the honeycomb be larger than the bee you know what I mean So I don't know, but anyway oh my God I gotta pee so bad God him and his girlfriend or wife whatever I think his girlfriend they were we were the only people in there and like God he talks, they like shit talking a lot of they were talking to this guy who like works for him who like is a Sim? He called him. It's just like oh my God this guy talked forever about so many things. He was so nice though like holy shit anyway yes though you are so sexy like man a man of power tools I saw like that saw. I think it was a song and I was like wow you are so fucking hot like that is so sexy. So love it, but I'm glad you got it all taken care of. I think you said you got it all taken care of so. OK, bye
[2026-06-28 15:44:00] Dave: Yessss!! I’m so glad you’re into that. That will be sooo fun to figure out what to get
[2026-06-28 15:44:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-28 15:45:00] Dave: I love it!
[2026-06-28 15:47:00] Dave: $260 isn’t bad
[2026-06-28 15:47:00] Dave: I think that size is perfect
[2026-06-28 15:48:00] Dave: 🤭🫠
[2026-06-28 15:48:00] Dave: Hehehe, the saw…
[2026-06-28 18:16:00] Sam Willis: You passed the 2 hr mark
[2026-06-28 18:16:00] Sam Willis: Ahem
[2026-06-28 18:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-28 18:30:00] Dave: Bitch, YOU passed the 2 hour mark
[2026-06-28 18:31:00] Dave: I was actually wondering what you were doing that didn’t involve talking to me 😜
[2026-06-28 18:32:00] Sam Willis: I’m on my way to pick up the dogs. I’m pooped
[2026-06-28 18:32:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t get a nap 😭
[2026-06-28 18:32:00] Sam Willis: Nooo no
[2026-06-28 18:32:00] Sam Willis: Nooo no
[2026-06-28 18:33:00] Dave: Making you tireder 🤔
[2026-06-28 18:33:00] Dave: Yeah I bet getting tattooed is actually pretty stressful on your body
[2026-06-28 18:33:00] Sam Willis: Well I also have barely been home. I went to Christian’s to drop off stuff and was there for a bit
[2026-06-28 18:34:00] Sam Willis: Then I got back home and mopped the kitchen and shit
[2026-06-28 18:36:00] Dave: Yeah I’m pretty beat too
[2026-06-28 18:37:00] Sam Willis: I bet! Out in the heat
[2026-06-28 18:38:00] Dave: Got some light burn on my neck too
[2026-06-28 18:38:00] Dave: Uh yeah
[2026-06-28 18:39:00] Sam Willis: I love a light burn!!
[2026-06-28 18:41:00] Sam Willis: Ready for another long weekend. Let’s get through this shit
[2026-06-28 18:44:00] Dave: Oh is next weekend 4th??
[2026-06-28 18:45:00] Sam Willis: You stress me out lol
[2026-06-28 18:45:00] Dave: Yesssss
[2026-06-28 18:45:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-06-28 18:45:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-06-28 19:33:00] Dave: Somebody’s gotta do it 🤪
[2026-06-28 19:57:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I’ve taken 9.5 days of vacation already this year 😬
[2026-06-28 20:00:00] Dave: You know that’s why you have vacation right?
[2026-06-28 20:00:00] Dave: To use
[2026-06-28 20:00:00] Sam Willis: And I’m trying to book a trip home
[2026-06-28 20:00:00] Dave: Aaaand…?
[2026-06-28 20:00:00] Sam Willis: Yes! I’m running out of days
[2026-06-28 20:00:00] Dave: How many days so you have left
[2026-06-28 20:00:00] Dave: That’s bad?
[2026-06-28 20:04:00] Sam Willis: 7.5. But right now I’m in the hole.
[2026-06-28 20:04:00] Sam Willis: But they accrue over time
[2026-06-28 20:04:00] Sam Willis: It’s fine. F it
[2026-06-28 20:04:00] Dave: So… how many days do you have left?
[2026-06-28 20:04:00] Sam Willis: We get like 17 total a year I think
[2026-06-28 20:05:00] Dave: How are you in the hole
[2026-06-28 20:05:00] Dave: I take a ton of pto and I’m not in the hole lol
[2026-06-28 20:06:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK every year I use all my vacation days. OK so like in January I'm starting off at zero or I'm starting off like even maybe 4 to 8 hours in the hole so half a day of a whole day and every month I think you accrue like. Two days or something like that 2 1/2 and So you know if I use four days in the month of January, then I'm in the hole you know what I mean because you're crewing only a few days if even that every month you're probably accruing one and a half days or whatever so does that make sense I've used 9 1/2 days we're only six months in And I already was in the hole from last 48 hours so and I don't know you take a lot of PTO you take a lot of sick days which is different different bucket
[2026-06-28 20:08:00] Dave: You just use that many?
[2026-06-28 20:08:00] Sam Willis: Bc I use them lol. Bc I go places.
[2026-06-28 20:08:00] Dave: Why don’t you have any banked as a buffer?
[2026-06-28 20:09:00] Sam Willis: Go on a couple vacations a year etc
[2026-06-28 20:09:00] Sam Willis: Traveling home is typically 2 days each time
[2026-06-28 20:09:00] Sam Willis: I’ve used like 6-7 days this year with you
[2026-06-28 20:10:00] Sam Willis: 😝
[2026-06-28 20:10:00] Dave: Worth it!
[2026-06-28 20:10:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-28 20:12:00] Dave: RIGHT?!
[2026-06-28 20:12:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-28 20:12:00] Dave: Right?
[2026-06-28 20:12:00] Sam Willis: Yes fool!!
[2026-06-28 20:15:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbyG6qsuV5k Nobody TEARS DOWN Celebrities to Their Face like Ricky Gervais! Ricky Gervais is the final boss of Hollywood. While everyone else p...
[2026-06-28 20:29:00] Sam Willis: Damnnnn. I didn’t know he was so savage!
[2026-06-28 20:30:00] Dave: Oh yeah. He’s a badass
[2026-06-28 20:33:00] Sam Willis: 😬😬 do ppl low key hate him? lol
[2026-06-28 20:35:00] Dave: Idk. I fucking love him
[2026-06-28 20:36:00] Dave: His stand up is hilarious
[2026-06-28 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Arrest *
[2026-06-28 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Godddddd I’ll never understand these ppl who resist so much
[2026-06-28 20:54:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-06-28 20:55:00] Dave: Pretty sure it’s the alcohol lol
[2026-06-28 20:55:00] Sam Willis: I mean, do they really think that SCREAMING and fighting is going to make the cops go: oh you know what? Our bad. We are going to let you just chill out in the squad car without handcuffs
[2026-06-28 20:56:00] Sam Willis: Like holy fuck
[2026-06-28 20:56:00] Sam Willis: I mean what do they HONESTLY think is going to happen
[2026-06-28 20:56:00] Sam Willis: Jesus
[2026-06-28 20:56:00] Dave: That’s how I feel about pursuits
[2026-06-28 20:57:00] Sam Willis: It’s just insane
[2026-06-28 20:57:00] Sam Willis: You mean like do they actually think they’re going to get away?
[2026-06-28 20:57:00] Sam Willis: Ppl make it SO much worse for themselves
[2026-06-28 20:59:00] Sam Willis: This dumb bitch is literally SCREAMING the entire car ride
[2026-06-28 20:59:00] Sam Willis: Beating the fuck out of the window
[2026-06-28 21:02:00] Sam Willis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDmQy0GcciE How To Ruin Your College Life Instantly This video is.org which uses a network of 10...
[2026-06-28 21:02:00] Sam Willis: Just scroll to like 17 mins in. She’s fucking insufferable
[2026-06-28 21:02:00] Sam Willis: her BAC was .91
[2026-06-28 21:05:00] Dave: Yeah. People are fucking wild
[2026-06-28 21:13:00] Sam Willis: Are you so excited for Monday morning?
[2026-06-28 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-28 21:28:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-28 21:28:00] Dave: wtf is wrong with you
[2026-06-28 21:34:00] Dave: I am pretty excited to go to bed right now though 😁
[2026-06-28 21:35:00] Sam Willis: I don’t blame you. I hope I can fall asleep soon too!!
[2026-06-28 21:35:00] Dave: Have I told you that I love you so so much today
[2026-06-28 21:35:00] Sam Willis: Mmm I miss and love you so much. You’re my favorite
[2026-06-28 21:35:00] Dave: About our tattoos 🤭
[2026-06-28 21:35:00] Dave: And I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-06-28 21:35:00] Dave: Coz I do
[2026-06-28 21:36:00] Dave: Nite nite baby
[2026-06-28 21:36:00] Dave: You’re the best
[2026-06-28 21:36:00] Dave: And my favorite
[2026-06-28 21:36:00] Sam Willis: Hehe so excited!
[2026-06-28 21:36:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby. ❤️

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DAY OVERVIEW A Sunday of contrasting moods: lazy morning procrastination, midday frustration with old drivers, and a heartfelt evening conversation about tattoos and their relationship. The day's defining theme was emotional intimacy, punctuated by the exciting idea of matching tattoos.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Routine & Procrastination - Keys: Dave describes his morning routine, including procrastination and hesitation to enter the gym. - Emotion: Playful, calm, a bit frustrated. - Quote: "So I went to a store like the opposite way at the gym and then took the long way around just procrastinate and listen to my audiobook."

  1. Tattoo Plans & Excitement
  2. Keys: Sam's tattoo appointment, Dave's anticipation, and the outcomes.
  3. Emotion: Excited, enthusiastic.

  4. Quote: "What else are we doing today? Oh so you got your tattoo this week is that this afternoon?"

  5. Old Drivers & Traffic Rage

  6. Keys: Sam's frustration with old drivers, particularly at the dog daycare.
  7. Emotion: Frustrated, angry.

  8. Quote: "That is just so ridiculous whenever people are in the fucking daycare forever."

  9. Work & Side Hustle Updates

  10. Keys: Dave's progress with his LLC, website, and flashlight adapter sales.
  11. Emotion: Proud, optimistic.

  12. Quote: "So now I'm just waiting for that to come back approved and then I'll be able to get Bank accounts."

  13. Matching Tattoos Idea

  14. Keys: Dave's suggestion for matching tattoos, Sam's positive response.
  15. Emotion: Romantic, tender.

  16. Quote: "How do you feel about if you and I came up with a matching tattoo that we could get?"

  17. Physical Descriptions & Flirtation

  18. Keys: Dave's mention of his light burn, Sam's playful response.
  19. Emotion: Flirty, affectionate.

  20. Quote: "I got some light burn on my neck too."

  21. Vacation and Time Off

  22. Keys: Sam's use of vacation days, planning for trips.
  23. Emotion: Reflective, slightly concerned.

  24. Quote: "I’ve taken 9.5 days of vacation already this year."

  25. Ricky Gervais & Comedy

  26. Keys: Dave's admiration for Ricky Gervais, Sam's surprise.
  27. Emotion: Amused, appreciative.

  28. Quote: "Nobody TEARS DOWN Celebrities to Their Face like Ricky Gervais!"

  29. Police Encounters & Behavior

  30. Keys: Discussion on how people behave when arrested, their understanding of the situation.
  31. Emotion: Amused, slightly critical.

  32. Quote: "Ppl make it SO much worse for themselves."

  33. End of Day & Affection

    • Keys: Expressions of love and anticipation for the next day.
    • Emotion: Tender, loving.
    • Quote: "You’re the best and my favorite."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Physical Flirtation: Dave mentions a "light burn" on his neck, and Sam responds that she loves it, indicating a playful and flirtatious exchange. - Sexual References: When discussing tattoos, Dave suggests a matching tattoo as a symbol of their relationship, which is sexually charged and intimate. Sam's response is enthusiastic, indicating her attraction and openness to the idea.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Leadership and Playfulness: Dave initiates the conversation about matching tattoos, showing his desire for a deeper connection. Sam follows with enthusiasm, indicating her willingness to engage and her affection for Dave. - Expressions of Love: Both express their love for each other throughout the conversation, with tender and affectionate language.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "So I went to a store like the opposite way at the gym and then took the long way around just procrastinate and listen to my audiobook." — Dave, describing his morning procrastination. - "That is just so ridiculous whenever people are in the fucking daycare forever." — Sam, expressing her frustration with old drivers. - "How do you feel about if you and I came up with a matching tattoo that we could get?" — Dave, suggesting an intimate and romantic idea. - "Well I also have barely been home. I went to Christian’s to drop off stuff and was there for a bit." — Sam, explaining her busy day. - "Nobody TEARS DOWN Celebrities to Their Face like Ricky Gervais!" — Dave, admiring Ricky Gervais' comedy style.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved Topics: The idea of matching tattoos and the meaning behind it. - Plans Mentioned: Sam's upcoming tattoo session and potential future trips. - Emotional Threads: Expressions of love and anticipation for the next day. - Running Jokes: Playful teasing about each other's actions and plans.

MOOD MAP Playful morning → frustrated day → tender evening → affectionate night.

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Frustration.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    198

    65.0 fewer; previous daily average 263.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    28

    4.1 more; previous daily average 23.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 95 · 48% 103 · 52%
Average reply time 3m 4s (n=44) 4m 4s (n=43)
Conversation starts 1 of 2 · 50% 1 of 2 · 50%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 3m 4s (n=44). 37% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 15s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 446 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 4m 4s (n=43). 50% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 43s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 448 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 50.0%; 14.3 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 64.3% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 14 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 5m 21s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.5%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 25% lower than the previous daily average of 263.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
  • Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 50% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 43s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 448 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm

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Signals in your messages

Share of all 198 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor39 · 20%
Frustration36 · 18%
Status update36 · 18%
Affection19 · 10%
Excitement12 · 6%

All other signals

Vulnerability11 · 6%
Checking in10 · 5%
Emotional support9 · 5%
Request9 · 5%
Encouragement6 · 3%
Deep sharing5 · 3%
Planning5 · 3%
Appreciation3 · 2%
Passive aggression2 · 1%
Disagreement1 · 1%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Humor (23), Status update (14), Affection (11), Frustration (10), Excitement (8)
  • Sam Willis: Frustration (26), Status update (22), Humor (16), Vulnerability (10), Affection (8)

Tension and positive follow-ups

13 of 25 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (52%).

12 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 14s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 25 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re crushing it on the side hustle!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh wow! Getting it done early!

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    Yes 🙄

  4. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    Did your ass go into the damn gym?? 😂

  5. Context · · Dave

    I want a gd photo this time!

Episode 2 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmm sounds perfect ❤️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    While the parking lot fills up with ppl

  3. Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis

    Like literally makes me homicidal

  4. Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis

    I want to absolutely rage when I take the dogs to daycare and ppl are in there for fucking ever

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Jesus Christ, that is just so ridiculous whenever people are in the fucking daycare forever it was this old fucking man who has no business even fucking driving and then he like hung around until even after I left and then h…

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like literally makes me homicidal

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want to absolutely rage when I take the dogs to daycare and ppl are in there for fucking ever

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Jesus Christ, that is just so ridiculous whenever people are in the fucking daycare forever it was this old fucking man who has no business even fucking driving and then he like hung around until even after I left and then h…

  4. Context · · Dave

    All… being old and shit

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah! fuck old people

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

180 of 198 messages (90.9%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 87 / 95 91.6%
Sam Willis 93 / 103 90.3%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.81
Appreciation 0.80
Checking in 0.65
Deep sharing 0.82
Disagreement 0.53
Emotional support 0.72
Encouragement 0.72
Excitement 0.75
Frustration 0.74
Humor 0.70
Passive aggression 0.75
Planning 0.70
Request 0.63
Status update 0.64
Vulnerability 0.68
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 10:56:38
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 19 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sitting here at the gym Not ready to go inside So I slept a little late and I had to stop at the store to get an energy drink And I'm listening to this audiobook so I went to a sto…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning love

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    You ordered a squatty potty!!!!

score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sitting here at the gym Not ready to go inside So I slept a little late and I had to stop at the store to get an energy drink And I'm listening to this audiobook so I went to a sto…

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning love

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    You ordered a squatty potty!!!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yasssss 🤣

score 0.88 · confidence 0.782

  1. Context · · Dave

    I want a gd photo this time!

  2. Context · · Dave

    I just got home and I’m getting ready to hop in the shower. Then maybe take a nap 🤭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Mmmm sounds perfect ❤️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    While the parking lot fills up with ppl

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like literally makes me homicidal

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    This guy is super nice but he’s a conspiracy theorist

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m loving it

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Holy shit! That looks amazing!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Holy shit! That looks amazing!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Wow, that tattoo looks amazing. I really love how that turn out. I can't wait to see it after. So that kind of also, I love that you think it's sexy than I do work Yeah, I got the got the fence all all fixe…

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    Holy shit! That looks amazing!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Holy shit! That looks amazing!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Wow, that tattoo looks amazing. I really love how that turn out. I can't wait to see it after. So that kind of also, I love that you think it's sexy than I do work Yeah, I got the got the fence all all fixe…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Still have the watercolor stuff to do. Like the background

  5. Context · · Dave

    LOVE IT 😍

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Do you like it?!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Wow!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I think it looks great!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I love it

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

Checking in

Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sitting here at the gym Not ready to go inside So I slept a little late and I had to stop at the store to get an energy drink And I'm listening to this audiobook so I went to a sto…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning love

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    You ordered a squatty potty!!!!

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I saaaaaaid

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I love a nice drive through the ghetto on a Sunday morning

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Did you nap yet? Lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh yeah

  5. Context · · Dave

    Well… I laid down for about 30 mins after my shower and listened to my audio book. Didn’t really sleep. Now I’m fixing to work on my fence gate

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh yeah

  2. Context · · Dave

    Well… I laid down for about 30 mins after my shower and listened to my audio book. Didn’t really sleep. Now I’m fixing to work on my fence gate

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    What’s up with your fence gate?

  4. Context · · Dave

    Some boards are rotted out around the latch

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    This guy is a talkerrrrr lol but super cool. His wife is here too

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Dave

    Holy shit! That looks amazing!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Holy shit! That looks amazing!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Wow, that tattoo looks amazing. I really love how that turn out. I can't wait to see it after. So that kind of also, I love that you think it's sexy than I do work Yeah, I got the got the fence all all fixe…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Still have the watercolor stuff to do. Like the background

  5. Context · · Dave

    LOVE IT 😍

score 0.82 · confidence 0.748

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Wow, that tattoo looks amazing. I really love how that turn out. I can't wait to see it after. So that kind of also, I love that you think it's sexy than I do work Yeah, I got the got the fence all all fixe…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Still have the watercolor stuff to do. Like the background

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    LOVE IT 😍

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    All done!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Do you like it?!

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ahhh! Just listening to your message

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    😭😭😭😭😭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: I would love to get a matching tattoo with you that is like so sweet You're adorable. I mean, I hope that it's not something that one day you would look at and be like wow that was like the worst time of my life. You know an…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yessss!! I’m so glad you’re into that. That will be sooo fun to figure out what to get

  5. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

Disagreement

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Weird. Google says this place doesn’t open until 11. Yet my appt is at 10

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    What if he’s luring me there to murder me

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    It’s probably that, actually

  4. Context · · Dave

    …could be

  5. Context · · Dave

    With YOUR phone

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like literally makes me homicidal

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want to absolutely rage when I take the dogs to daycare and ppl are in there for fucking ever

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Jesus Christ, that is just so ridiculous whenever people are in the fucking daycare forever it was this old fucking man who has no business even fucking driving and then he like hung around until even after I left and then h…

  4. Context · · Dave

    All… being old and shit

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah! fuck old people

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha jeez!

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m glad you’re having a wonderful morning

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hopefully the pain from the tattoo will do you some good

  4. Context · · Dave

    Ohhhh he was smoking?!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I WAS until that old fuck face. Driving around with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    That changes everything

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s both trash and puffing at the

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    What a monster

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I meant to say pathetic. But you get it lol

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Tattoo is at 10 this morning

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You’re crushing it on the side hustle!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh wow! Getting it done early!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yes 🙄

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re crushing it on the side hustle!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh wow! Getting it done early!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yes 🙄

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did your ass go into the damn gym?? 😂

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    …could be

  2. Context · · Dave

    With YOUR phone

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Take a pic before he wraps it up this time!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Soooo demanding

  5. Context · · Dave

    That’s more like it

Excitement

Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    He thinks Epstein is still alive

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    This guy is super nice but he’s a conspiracy theorist

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’m loving it

  4. Context · · Dave

    Holy shit! That looks amazing!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Holy shit! That looks amazing!!

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    This guy is super nice but he’s a conspiracy theorist

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m loving it

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Holy shit! That looks amazing!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Holy shit! That looks amazing!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Wow, that tattoo looks amazing. I really love how that turn out. I can't wait to see it after. So that kind of also, I love that you think it's sexy than I do work Yeah, I got the got the fence all all fixe…

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m loving it

  2. Context · · Dave

    Holy shit! That looks amazing!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Holy shit! That looks amazing!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Wow, that tattoo looks amazing. I really love how that turn out. I can't wait to see it after. So that kind of also, I love that you think it's sexy than I do work Yeah, I got the got the fence all all fixe…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Still have the watercolor stuff to do. Like the background

Frustration

Showing 3 of 36 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re crushing it on the side hustle!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh wow! Getting it done early!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yes 🙄

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did your ass go into the damn gym?? 😂

  5. Context · · Dave

    I want a gd photo this time!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmm sounds perfect ❤️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    While the parking lot fills up with ppl

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Like literally makes me homicidal

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want to absolutely rage when I take the dogs to daycare and ppl are in there for fucking ever

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Jesus Christ, that is just so ridiculous whenever people are in the fucking daycare forever it was this old fucking man who has no business even fucking driving and then he like hung around until even after I left and then h…

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    While the parking lot fills up with ppl

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like literally makes me homicidal

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I want to absolutely rage when I take the dogs to daycare and ppl are in there for fucking ever

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Jesus Christ, that is just so ridiculous whenever people are in the fucking daycare forever it was this old fucking man who has no business even fucking driving and then he like hung around until even after I left and then h…

  5. Context · · Dave

    All… being old and shit

Humor

Showing 3 of 39 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sitting here at the gym Not ready to go inside So I slept a little late and I had to stop at the store to get an energy drink And I'm listening to this audiobook so I went to a sto…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning love

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You ordered a squatty potty!!!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yasssss 🤣

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Tattoo is at 10 this morning

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning love

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You ordered a squatty potty!!!!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Yasssss 🤣

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Tattoo is at 10 this morning

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yasssss 🤣

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Tattoo is at 10 this morning

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hehehe

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re crushing it on the side hustle!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh wow! Getting it done early!

Passive aggression

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    LMAO

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Fuck your life

  4. Context · · Dave

    Maybe you should just go back to bed

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m sorry sweetie

score 0.70 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    Fuck your life

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Maybe you should just go back to bed

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m sorry sweetie

  5. Context · · Dave

    The way the day is going… maybe you should reschedule the tattoo or you might send up with something like this lol

Planning

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did you nap yet? Lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh yeah

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Well… I laid down for about 30 mins after my shower and listened to my audio book. Didn’t really sleep. Now I’m fixing to work on my fence gate

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    What’s up with your fence gate?

  5. Context · · Dave

    Some boards are rotted out around the latch

score 0.85 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Holy shit! That looks amazing!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Holy shit! That looks amazing!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Wow, that tattoo looks amazing. I really love how that turn out. I can't wait to see it after. So that kind of also, I love that you think it's sexy than I do work Yeah, I got the got the fence all all fixe…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Still have the watercolor stuff to do. Like the background

  5. Context · · Dave

    LOVE IT 😍

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I love a light burn!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ready for another long weekend. Let’s get through this shit

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh is next weekend 4th??

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    You stress me out lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yesssss

Request

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yes 🙄

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did your ass go into the damn gym?? 😂

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I want a gd photo this time!

  4. Context · · Dave

    I just got home and I’m getting ready to hop in the shower. Then maybe take a nap 🤭

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmm sounds perfect ❤️

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Lmao.. scream in the shower

  2. Context · · Dave

    Ugh. Yeah it suck’s that it’s Sunday

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Damnit. Now I want to know what it was you forgot about me

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha jeez!

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m glad you’re having a wonderful morning

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    To use

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And I’m trying to book a trip home

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Aaaand…?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes! I’m running out of days

  5. Context · · Dave

    How many days so you have left

Status update

Showing 3 of 36 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You ordered a squatty potty!!!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yasssss 🤣

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Tattoo is at 10 this morning

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re crushing it on the side hustle!!

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did your ass go into the damn gym?? 😂

  2. Context · · Dave

    I want a gd photo this time!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I just got home and I’m getting ready to hop in the shower. Then maybe take a nap 🤭

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmm sounds perfect ❤️

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    While the parking lot fills up with ppl

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    I’m glad you’re having a wonderful morning

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hopefully the pain from the tattoo will do you some good

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Ohhhh he was smoking?!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I WAS until that old fuck face. Driving around with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth

  5. Context · · Dave

    That changes everything

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sitting here at the gym Not ready to go inside So I slept a little late and I had to stop at the store to get an energy drink And I'm listening to this audiobook so I went to a sto…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning love

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    You ordered a squatty potty!!!!

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  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like literally makes me homicidal

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want to absolutely rage when I take the dogs to daycare and ppl are in there for fucking ever

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Jesus Christ, that is just so ridiculous whenever people are in the fucking daycare forever it was this old fucking man who has no business even fucking driving and then he like hung around until even after I left and then h…

  4. Context · · Dave

    All… being old and shit

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah! fuck old people

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  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I meant to say pathetic. But you get it lol This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Trash and pathetic

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I give up on this day 😅 This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I give up on this day 😅

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    That was just fixed a few weeks ago.