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[2026-04-23 06:51:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm so glad they still hastate the office. Oh my God I hope you slept well. I'm sure that you did sure you slept well. You're probably up in the fucking singing and dancing. I slept like right through my alarm apparently cause I woke up when lights came on in the room at six I was like what the fuck and looked at my phone and it was. There's no sound coming out of it, but the alarm screen was on so I guess after a little while it cuts off I guess I just didn't wake me up. So yeah, I was slumped Yeah, I guess I slept pretty well. My eyes are still kind of fucked up though so there's that. I am on my way in I miss you and I love you so much. I can't wait to see you again. You're the best and the prettiest. Without a doubt You'd also the sexiest What else I got You're laughing about how you do this too we're both like start off elective right don't think anything else we end up with like a long ass message But today might be like actually just Oh gosh Yeah, I'm still still processing and waking up that up and out the house pretty quick Yeah, I'm gonna concentrate on driving for now. I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice. I already picture in your beautiful face. It's usually like right there with me so That's great. I love that. Yeah, I hope you're having a great morning and a great drive and all the things are great for you Kisses
[2026-04-23 07:18:00] Dave: Ha. Foye’s here to see his soul wife
[2026-04-23 07:42:00] Sam Willis: Who is his soul wife??
[2026-04-23 07:42:00] Dave: 🤷‍♂️
[2026-04-23 07:42:00] Dave: Good morning
[2026-04-23 07:43:00] Sam Willis: Why do all the soul spouses gotta be in fucking Texas?!? 😒😂
[2026-04-23 07:43:00] Sam Willis: Good morning. 😭
[2026-04-23 07:43:00] Sam Willis: Just getting up
[2026-04-23 07:44:00] Sam Willis: There is zero pep in my step lol
[2026-04-23 07:46:00] Dave: I was just checking my accounts and categorizing charges and stuff and I decided to add up my deposits from Etsy for march. They automatically deposit proceeds every week or so an I don’t really pay much attention to it. So I was pretty shocked to see that it was $855!
[2026-04-23 07:50:00] Sam Willis: Hell yes!!!!
[2026-04-23 07:50:00] Sam Willis: You’re crushing it!
[2026-04-23 07:51:00] Sam Willis: In a month!!!?? That’s amazing!
[2026-04-23 07:51:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-04-23 07:51:00] Dave: I’m still pretty shocked lol
[2026-04-23 08:10:00] Sam Willis: You know what’s really weird?
[2026-04-23 08:10:00] Sam Willis: Armpit hair
[2026-04-23 08:16:00] Dave: The armpits have sweat glands that produce a specific oil that break down into sex-signaling pheromones and the purpose of armpit or (or at least why modern human still have it) is thought to be to accentuate and maintain that pheromone for attracting mates.
[2026-04-23 08:20:00] Sam Willis: But why hair?
[2026-04-23 08:20:00] Sam Willis: Like, why do I need this? lol
[2026-04-23 08:22:00] Dave: The hair traps the oil and thus the scent. You don’t want your valuable pheromones just dripping away do ya?!
[2026-04-23 08:24:00] Sam Willis: Well a good chunk of ppl shave their armpit hairs so I guess we just have no pheromones to attract people!!! 😩
[2026-04-23 08:24:00] Sam Willis: They come from somewhere else. Hopefully lol
[2026-04-23 08:40:00] Dave: In current, polite-society, we also use scented soaps, deodorant, perfumes, scented detergents, and various other things specifically to hide these same smells. So we’ve effectively discarded the evolutionary aspect of natural selection/selective breeding (hones and proven over tens of thousands of years) and taken things into our own hands over the last couple hundred years because… we don’t like how some people smell.
[2026-04-23 08:40:00] Dave: In current, polite-society, we also use scented soaps, deodorant, perfumes, scented detergents, and various other things specifically to hide these same smells. So we’ve effectively discarded the evolutionary aspect of natural selection/selective breeding (hones and proven over tens of thousands of years) and taken things into our own hands over the last couple hundred years because… we don’t like how some people smell.
[2026-04-23 08:51:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 08:51:00] Sam Willis:
[2026-04-23 08:56:00] Dave: Office is dumb, as usual
[2026-04-23 08:56:00] Dave: Gaylen
[2026-04-23 08:56:00] Dave: I don’t have it today. She’s out of town
[2026-04-23 08:57:00] Dave: You CAN be done with it. You can get it lasered off!!
[2026-04-23 08:58:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-04-23 08:58:00] Dave: The tuna
[2026-04-23 08:59:00] Sam Willis: That doesn’t work well for light colored hair. I’ve looked into it
[2026-04-23 08:59:00] Dave: Yeah, shoulda used pickled herring
[2026-04-23 08:59:00] Sam Willis: That doesn’t work well for light colored hair. I’ve looked into it
[2026-04-23 08:59:00] Dave: I used to eat tuna out of the can
[2026-04-23 08:59:00] Sam Willis: Mr. I don’t like seafood!!! wtf. No wonder. Disgusting
[2026-04-23 08:59:00] Dave: It’s so awful
[2026-04-23 08:59:00] Sam Willis: Mr. I don’t like seafood!!! wtf. No wonder. Disgusting
[2026-04-23 09:00:00] Dave: Hahaha, thanks! I AM coming to the office lol
[2026-04-23 09:00:00] Dave: Yeah, stop the Benadryls imo
[2026-04-23 09:00:00] Sam Willis: You’re doing so great!
[2026-04-23 09:00:00] Dave: I like your yawns
[2026-04-23 09:01:00] Dave: God damnit. My work husband is cold calling me
[2026-04-23 09:01:00] Sam Willis: Jesssuussssss
[2026-04-23 09:01:00] Dave: Now I have to let my computer time out so he thinks I was away when he called
[2026-04-23 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Just answer it lmao
[2026-04-23 09:02:00] Dave: I was listening to you!!
[2026-04-23 09:02:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 09:03:00] Dave: Idk how many sessions I have left with Gaylen… I didn’t have one last week either. I should have 3-4 🤔
[2026-04-23 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Was it 8 total?
[2026-04-23 09:04:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-04-23 09:04:00] Dave: Then I guess copay
[2026-04-23 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Think you’ll keep seeing her?
[2026-04-23 09:05:00] Dave: Idk. Depends on how much it costs probably
[2026-04-23 09:05:00] Dave: It’s sooo convenient being at the office
[2026-04-23 09:06:00] Dave: Funny thing though… her office is right across from Shannele’s 😅
[2026-04-23 09:06:00] Sam Willis: Oh really?? lol
[2026-04-23 09:07:00] Dave: It’s just an unmarked door in the hallway though
[2026-04-23 09:07:00] Dave: And she’s only here 1 day a week
[2026-04-23 09:08:00] Sam Willis: Oh that makes sense. Yea I just figured you met in a conference room lol
[2026-04-23 09:08:00] Dave: No, it’s an office with a couple of comfy chairs and a coffee table.
[2026-04-23 09:09:00] Dave: No windows or anything
[2026-04-23 09:09:00] Dave: Probably also like a milking room or whatever
[2026-04-23 09:12:00] Sam Willis: Milking room!!!! Lmao
[2026-04-23 09:13:00] Dave: Hehehe 🤭
[2026-04-23 09:16:00] Sam Willis: Oh. This kid. Can you imagine me with this ugly ass tattoo on me?!?
[2026-04-23 09:16:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 09:17:00] Sam Willis: The “I love that for you” was total sarcasm lol That’s not even Zander’s style at all. Dumb kid lol
[2026-04-23 09:17:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-04-23 09:18:00] Dave: I actually giggled out loud at the I love that for you
[2026-04-23 09:27:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh one fucked up thing I was going to say is did you see the organ announcement from precious yesterday? So after John Eisenberg's team all got let go change and release management from John's team went over to precious people OK and Jana was one of the people on John C that got let go and now she's coming back to be on precious team to do the same work so like That seems like leadership mistake number one letting go with somebody when they needed somebody to do the work and then too she's just hired another body out of that came over from INO. That's gonna be here in Phoenix so like. Why did they let go of somebody if she just needs to if she has an open wreck you know what I mean that she just needed to fill and then Cooper on her team is leaving and she's going to fill that position so like what are we doing? We're basically saying that. She needed after the two positions still it's like then. Why did you fucking let two people go that could've stayed I don't understand. But well to say that a big reason for most of the layoffs was because they were director level so I heard that and John is coming back and got basically a demotion like she's coming back for a lesser time a lesser pay, but at least she gets to come back I mean, this is all such fucking shit to like us as employees These corporate fuckers I swear to God
[2026-04-23 09:32:00] Dave: Oh shit lol… so they called her back?
[2026-04-23 09:33:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-04-23 09:33:00] Dave: You’re exactly right
[2026-04-23 09:33:00] Dave: How fucking dumb it is
[2026-04-23 09:33:00] Dave: It’s total shit
[2026-04-23 09:33:00] Sam Willis: I dunno if they called her back or if she reached out asking for a way to come back. But it’s just so backwards. Like what are we doing
[2026-04-23 09:39:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Actually perfect timing for this because that little Filipino lady or whatever she is that work for Lucas Davis's team just stop by. She was like the only one left from that whole whole team like right as I was reading or listen to your message and replying. And she is just over here to say hi and we were tired started talking about this exact exact thing that we're talking about and I said why did you see precious Anyway, we just had a we'll talk about that but it's like bullshit and we know that like and like Olivia has a bunch of people to backfill now Cooper is leaving like they got a backfill there and they brought and back in or however, that worked but it just we know that the directors weren't We know that the directors were like Asked about what they need and what they don't need or whatever or who could be like go. It was just a a Friday night hey Monday, you're letting Danby go not Danby critical to what you do or anything like that you know which is part of the bullshit like is clearly just a. A money thing I guess you know But whatever is easier easier than typing like everybody talking shit
[2026-04-23 09:42:00] Sam Willis: Just all makes me so disengaged
[2026-04-23 09:42:00] Sam Willis: Speaking of
[2026-04-23 09:42:00] Sam Willis: Glint survey lol
[2026-04-23 09:42:00] Sam Willis: It came out yesterday
[2026-04-23 09:43:00] Sam Willis: I put basically all 2s and 3s
[2026-04-23 09:43:00] Sam Willis: Also. I love your whisper voice hehe
[2026-04-23 09:43:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-04-23 09:44:00] Sam Willis: Baby. Yes you do lol
[2026-04-23 09:44:00] Sam Willis: Viva
[2026-04-23 09:44:00] Dave: Yes I do what?
[2026-04-23 09:44:00] Dave: Oh, the survey
[2026-04-23 09:44:00] Dave: And I feel like my cubicle amplifies my voice instead of blocking it…
[2026-04-23 09:44:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'm laughing at you because you're still adorable you do get the lint survey. It's just it's probably not like it's probably not called specifically that so you're maybe missing it but let me find the subject. It's called like or something. Check your messages and then I'm pulling it now and then I'll send my shit to you so you can see what it's supposed to be called. You're so funny you're so adorable.
[2026-04-23 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Nah. It’s real quiet to me
[2026-04-23 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Nah. It’s real quiet to me
[2026-04-23 09:45:00] Dave: No I mean to the room. I’m recording to you through AirPods
[2026-04-23 09:46:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: It's called Microsoft Viva glint So yeah
[2026-04-23 09:46:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 09:46:00] Dave: Nope.
[2026-04-23 09:46:00] Dave: Hmmm.. I’ll have to check my rules because it definitely doesn’t come to my inbox
[2026-04-23 09:46:00] Dave: Nope.
[2026-04-23 09:47:00] Sam Willis: Omg are you the type that has a ton of unread emails in other folders
[2026-04-23 09:48:00] Dave: Only junk shit
[2026-04-23 09:49:00] Dave: I sort actual emails manually so they’re unread
[2026-04-23 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm
[2026-04-23 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Well is it in your junk
[2026-04-23 10:37:00] Dave: Seriously. I may be interested in building and adminning her site for a fraction of that lol
[2026-04-23 10:38:00] Dave: Does she have ANY money to spend on it lol?
[2026-04-23 10:38:00] Dave: I think I recall you saying she’s pretty broke
[2026-04-23 10:41:00] Dave: Do you know if she has a color pallet, photos, concept, or copy in mind?
[2026-04-23 10:41:00] Dave: Or it she just like: I’m starting a thing and need a thing…
[2026-04-23 10:42:00] Sam Willis: More likely lol but maybe not
[2026-04-23 10:42:00] Sam Willis: Asking.
[2026-04-23 10:42:00] Sam Willis: More likely lol but maybe not
[2026-04-23 10:42:00] Sam Willis: I’ll keep you posted. But also.
[2026-04-23 10:42:00] Sam Willis: The neighbor just texted me….
[2026-04-23 10:42:00] Dave: That’s fine if that’s the case
[2026-04-23 10:42:00] Sam Willis: What is HAPPENING
[2026-04-23 10:43:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 10:43:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 10:44:00] Dave: Did your pool get drained yet?
[2026-04-23 10:44:00] Sam Willis: No
[2026-04-23 10:44:00] Dave: Has it stormed?
[2026-04-23 10:44:00] Sam Willis: Yea right
[2026-04-23 10:44:00] Dave: Oh! Nvm lol
[2026-04-23 10:44:00] Sam Willis: The thing leaking
[2026-04-23 10:45:00] Sam Willis: I don’t remember lol
[2026-04-23 10:45:00] Sam Willis: Something to do with my water
[2026-04-23 10:45:00] Sam Willis: lol maybe the sprinkler system
[2026-04-23 10:45:00] Sam Willis: I gotta figure it out
[2026-04-23 10:46:00] Sam Willis: It’s not supposed to be doing that though lmao
[2026-04-23 10:46:00] Dave:
[2026-04-23 10:46:00] Dave:
[2026-04-23 10:46:00] Sam Willis: Well!!! That’s all I got!
[2026-04-23 10:46:00] Sam Willis: Also
[2026-04-23 10:46:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 10:46:00] Sam Willis: I dunno what she’s saying
[2026-04-23 10:48:00] Dave: Do you have an irrigation system?
[2026-04-23 10:58:00] Sam Willis: Luckily I have a dude
[2026-04-23 12:35:00] Sam Willis: You’ve already left me for the day
[2026-04-23 12:35:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 12:37:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know it's time for me to leave baby It's like my Friday basically On Thursdays actually like every day throughout the week, I end up like leaving a little early Thursdays I'm like I'll be back on shortly though
[2026-04-23 12:38:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-04-23 12:50:00] Sam Willis: Go home and watch that Untold show and make me happier. Lmao
[2026-04-23 12:50:00] Sam Willis: I’m so bossy. I’m jk
[2026-04-23 12:57:00] Dave: No I like it 😏
[2026-04-23 12:57:00] Dave: No I like it 😏
[2026-04-23 13:00:00] Dave: I actually meant to watch it last night
[2026-04-23 13:06:00] Sam Willis: And???
[2026-04-23 13:09:00] Dave: Aaaaaand…. I may have forgotten 😅
[2026-04-23 13:11:00] Dave: I actually got caught up in this other crazy ass thing lol
[2026-04-23 13:11:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcYjrZmqBqQ EXPLORE WITH US 18K likes, 7.4K comments. "Husband Vlogs Becoming a Killer"
[2026-04-23 13:12:00] Sam Willis: Ok well I’m gonna have to watch that sometime. Clearly. Was it good? lol
[2026-04-23 13:36:00] Dave: Yeah it was pretty good.
[2026-04-23 13:36:00] Dave: The guy is annoying af though
[2026-04-23 14:31:00] Sam Willis: I wonder how much my almost daily headaches are due to my diet? Bc I am definitely staying hydrated
[2026-04-23 14:33:00] Dave: Probably not at all
[2026-04-23 14:34:00] Dave: And I just woke up from a nap
[2026-04-23 14:35:00] Dave: How is your day going so far?
[2026-04-23 14:40:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Are your naps giving you headaches? A nap sounds amazing right now. I have a terrible headache. I just went and got me some lunch and now I'm on my way back to the office. And I just wanna be done I wanna be done. I canceled my 430 workout like the last thing on earth. I wanna do today just work out so cancel that but I mean at least I had high hopes for myself at one point. That comes for something right but The day is going I have spent pretty much all morning all day cause start till 30. I've spent all day so far reviewing standards cause I think I have like four or 54 Q2 and. My brain, I can't take anymore like the amount of like attention to detail that I put into it but like you have to, because like words matter and all of these things and anyway I've been having a lot of back-and-forth with Maria These fucking standards so I have one more to go that I have not started reviewing and that's acceptable use and that one's super long so I'm not looking forward to that shit but at least I have no more meetings this afternoon which is very exciting so Oh, you bitch all right I gotta go find a place to park cause this person parked like a fucking idiot
[2026-04-23 14:59:00] Dave: Glint survey is anonymous right?
[2026-04-23 15:03:00] Dave: I don’t think it’s my naps… what’d you get for lunch?
[2026-04-23 15:03:00] Dave: Haha, yeah fuck working out… oh yeah, totally counts! It’s the thought that counts!
[2026-04-23 15:04:00] Dave: Phew
[2026-04-23 15:04:00] Dave: I roasted that shit
[2026-04-23 15:04:00] Sam Willis: Chicken nuggets hehe
[2026-04-23 15:04:00] Sam Willis: Chicken nuggets hehe
[2026-04-23 15:04:00] Dave: Phew
[2026-04-23 15:04:00] Dave: I roasted that shit
[2026-04-23 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Just for funsies or bc you feel that way?
[2026-04-23 15:05:00] Dave: Oh man… I can’t wait to see those results 🤣
[2026-04-23 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Just for funsies or bc you feel that way?
[2026-04-23 15:06:00] Dave: Because I feel that way, ofc
[2026-04-23 15:10:00] Sam Willis: Seriously, no wonder Maria is insane
[2026-04-23 15:10:00] Sam Willis: Having Standards and Policies be your job would make anyone fucking batshit
[2026-04-23 15:11:00] Sam Willis: I could never be a paralegal
[2026-04-23 15:11:00] Sam Willis: Fuck. This.
[2026-04-23 15:11:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-04-23 15:11:00] Sam Willis: And like every year, how do we have so many changes?!?
[2026-04-23 15:11:00] Dave: It’s the worth thing ever
[2026-04-23 15:12:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 15:49:00] Sam Willis: I suddenly got my second wind and am now in a groove lol
[2026-04-23 15:49:00] Sam Willis: Let’s see how long this lasts
[2026-04-23 15:49:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-04-23 15:49:00] Sam Willis: You think so? 😂
[2026-04-23 15:49:00] Dave: Yep
[2026-04-23 15:50:00] Sam Willis: What did you have for lunch?
[2026-04-23 15:57:00] Dave: Reese’s peanut butter cups
[2026-04-23 15:58:00] Dave: Holy shit! It’s not just Schwab!
[2026-04-23 15:58:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2NKif9dvVY The Infographics Show 467 likes, 127 comments. "Amazon Just OBLITERATED Remote Work For 350,000 People"
[2026-04-23 15:58:00] Dave: It’s like they’re following a playbook
[2026-04-23 16:03:00] Dave: Ha! “Revenge RTO”! That’s what I’m doing!!
[2026-04-23 16:04:00] Sam Willis: Hold please
[2026-04-23 16:05:00] Sam Willis: Who has oversight of backups?
[2026-04-23 16:05:00] Sam Willis: Andre?
[2026-04-23 16:15:00] Sam Willis: Sir. This is 30 min long
[2026-04-23 16:15:00] Sam Willis: Sir. This is 30 min long
[2026-04-23 16:15:00] Sam Willis: I don’t get how you watch literal shows and movies…on your phone
[2026-04-23 16:16:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-04-23 16:17:00] Dave: Ma’am. It’s about RTO, people quitting, the company wanting people to quit, and other related things
[2026-04-23 16:23:00] Sam Willis: I fucking hate these bitches
[2026-04-23 16:23:00] Sam Willis: I fucking hate these bitches
[2026-04-23 16:32:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 16:33:00] Sam Willis: 😩😬😩😬
[2026-04-23 16:33:00] Dave: 😬
[2026-04-23 16:35:00] Sam Willis: It makes me sad 😩
[2026-04-23 16:35:00] Sam Willis: Bc I want to help
[2026-04-23 16:35:00] Sam Willis: And I know I can’t
[2026-04-23 16:35:00] Sam Willis: Or I shouldn’t
[2026-04-23 16:36:00] Dave: You’ll be able to help another time. Right now you have to get your shit together to move
[2026-04-23 16:36:00] Dave: Oh speaking of getting your shit together, what happened with the thing leaking in your yard?
[2026-04-23 16:40:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 16:40:00] Sam Willis: Wednesday
[2026-04-23 16:40:00] Sam Willis: Like no, bro
[2026-04-23 16:43:00] Dave: I was like how can he not tell??.. then I realized he’s on android and it probably reduces the video quality
[2026-04-23 16:43:00] Dave: Ugh god that’s dumb. I could totally fix that
[2026-04-23 16:43:00] Sam Willis: I’ll figure it out when I’m home
[2026-04-23 16:43:00] Sam Willis: Maybe
[2026-04-23 16:44:00] Dave: And Christian isn’t able to fix things?
[2026-04-23 16:44:00] Sam Willis: Biggest thing is stopping the water running. I can hold on the fix if i can turn it off. Maybe lol
[2026-04-23 16:44:00] Sam Willis: This stuff isn’t really his jam lol
[2026-04-23 16:44:00] Sam Willis: I’ve already texted Joe lmao
[2026-04-23 16:45:00] Dave: You should definitely be able to turn the water off at least
[2026-04-23 16:45:00] Dave: Yeah was gonna ask about Joe lol
[2026-04-23 16:45:00] Sam Willis: He’s my go to lol
[2026-04-23 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Do you know if you feed copilot an excel document, can it fill it out for you?
[2026-04-23 17:08:00] Sam Willis: Bc that would be SO FUCKING AMAZING
[2026-04-23 17:08:00] Dave: I don’t think it does great with them
[2026-04-23 17:08:00] Dave: Give it a try
[2026-04-23 17:08:00] Sam Willis: sigh
[2026-04-23 17:09:00] Sam Willis: I’ve been talking to that bitch all day lol
[2026-04-23 17:10:00] Dave: Stephen would be so happy
[2026-04-23 17:12:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I'm trying to and I'm not gonna delegate this because I have to like present this to my team and then like an already done way because it's basically calling their baby ugly, but I'm trying to make a case for retiring this inside a risk standard that I own and Josh Barrett wrote it and it's just fucking baby And it is 13 pages long and it is just full of words and it's it's so bad it's so bad it's not a standard like all. It's so bad and so in order to. Do a retirement you are required to fill out the spreadsheet that Maria has and you have to put in every single requirement like and say This is more of a procedure. This is already covered in XYZ standard and here's a very specific requirement. It's covered in like it is tedious AF and I've been prompting all fucking day about like OK with these fucking requirements. What actually isn't a requirement? Where else can I go? What other coverage is there and it will be amazing if it could put it all as a spreadsheet for me If they could just put all of it in the spreadsheet, at least give me a good start, so I don't have to copy and paste all this bullshit over
[2026-04-23 17:14:00] Dave: Omg that sounds awful
[2026-04-23 17:14:00] Sam Willis: It is awful
[2026-04-23 17:17:00] Dave: I think copy/paste is the best you’re gonna get. But that isn’t thaaat bad. The hard work is getting it all lined out
[2026-04-23 17:17:00] Sam Willis: 😭
[2026-04-23 17:18:00] Sam Willis: Ok that’s a tomorrow Sam problem
[2026-04-23 17:18:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to have a drink tonight and watch murder
[2026-04-23 17:19:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to this evening?
[2026-04-23 17:19:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-04-23 17:20:00] Dave: Watching that show
[2026-04-23 17:20:00] Dave: Every time I try to pet creek lmao
[2026-04-23 17:20:00] Dave: Watching that show
[2026-04-23 17:20:00] Dave: What’s it called again?
[2026-04-23 17:20:00] Dave: The one you’ve been harassing me about
[2026-04-23 17:21:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 17:21:00] Sam Willis: I just need your opinion on the two main ppl
[2026-04-23 17:21:00] Dave: HAHAHA
[2026-04-23 17:22:00] Sam Willis: What’s so funny
[2026-04-23 17:22:00] Dave: Harassing
[2026-04-23 17:22:00] Dave: Or harassing
[2026-04-23 18:07:00] Sam Willis: lol the Marco notification
[2026-04-23 18:07:00] Sam Willis: It’s been like 4 months!
[2026-04-23 18:30:00] Dave: Yeah, I like the voice messages better I think
[2026-04-23 18:31:00] Edited 5 minutes, 32 seconds later: Maybe I’ll find give it another that try 🤔: <no text>
[2026-04-23 18:36:00] Dave: lol jeez… fixed
[2026-04-23 18:50:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 18:50:00] Sam Willis: Ahhhh!
[2026-04-23 18:50:00] Sam Willis: TONIGHT?!?
[2026-04-23 18:51:00] Sam Willis: TONIGHT?!?!
[2026-04-23 18:52:00] Dave: Daaaamn
[2026-04-23 18:52:00] Dave: CRO wants to talk tonight?? You talk tonight lol
[2026-04-23 18:52:00] Sam Willis: Daveeeeee
[2026-04-23 18:53:00] Dave: Look at you!! I told you people are going to want you!
[2026-04-23 18:53:00] Dave: Because you’re a fucking badass!
[2026-04-23 18:53:00] Sam Willis: My brain is mush!!!
[2026-04-23 18:53:00] Sam Willis: No these ppl are just small town. Ish
[2026-04-23 18:53:00] Dave: Then set it up for tomorrow
[2026-04-23 18:54:00] Sam Willis: He’s in Chicago. It’s 7pm there. This isn’t aligning with my values of work/life balance lmao
[2026-04-23 18:54:00] Dave: And you go into this confident because it’s obvious they’re hella interested
[2026-04-23 18:54:00] Sam Willis: Or he literally is desperate
[2026-04-23 18:55:00] Dave: Nobody is desperate with the amount of people looking for jobs right now baby
[2026-04-23 18:55:00] Sam Willis: Well supposedly they offered it to someone but they didn’t accept
[2026-04-23 18:55:00] Dave: It’s because of how desirable YOU are
[2026-04-23 18:57:00] Dave: And the beauty is: you already have a job… plus you may even be able to relocate and keep it!! So there’s literally no pressure. You can talk to that guy and be like wtf bro? 7pm?? Is that the expectation?
[2026-04-23 18:58:00] Dave: Seriously
[2026-04-23 18:58:00] Dave: I fucking love this for you 🥰🥰🥰
[2026-04-23 19:00:00] Dave: Omg!
[2026-04-23 19:00:00] Dave: You know what I just thought of?!
[2026-04-23 19:01:00] Sam Willis: Godddd
[2026-04-23 19:01:00] Sam Willis: What?!?
[2026-04-23 19:01:00] Dave: 😜
[2026-04-23 19:01:00] Sam Willis: And you’d go back into audit? Yea right
[2026-04-23 19:02:00] Dave: Well I mean obviously you wouldn’t require me to do actual work 🙄
[2026-04-23 19:02:00] Sam Willis: Boy, byeeeee
[2026-04-23 19:02:00] Sam Willis: You dunno me. I require effort lmao
[2026-04-23 19:03:00] Dave: Hmph. And I thought you loved me
[2026-04-23 19:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 19:06:00] Sam Willis: OK went to VM. Left him a message
[2026-04-23 19:06:00] Sam Willis: I was awkward AF on the voicemail
[2026-04-23 19:06:00] Sam Willis: God
[2026-04-23 19:06:00] Sam Willis: I’m making myself a drink
[2026-04-23 19:06:00] Sam Willis: I can’t do this
[2026-04-23 19:06:00] Dave: You totally can sweetie
[2026-04-23 19:12:00] Sam Willis: Honestly, a drink in me might make me even a better candidate
[2026-04-23 19:12:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-04-23 19:12:00] Dave: Maybe like… 1/2 a drink
[2026-04-23 19:12:00] Sam Willis: LOLOL
[2026-04-23 19:12:00] Sam Willis: are you saying I get sloppy off one drink?
[2026-04-23 19:13:00] Dave: …sloppy 🤭
[2026-04-23 19:13:00] Dave: No, you’d probably be fine on 1
[2026-04-23 19:15:00] Sam Willis: Are you watching my show yet? 😝
[2026-04-23 19:17:00] Sam Willis: This is why I shouldn’t open LinkedIn. This is what I see
[2026-04-23 19:18:00] Dave: I was just looking for it. What’s it called?
[2026-04-23 19:18:00] Dave: I was just looking for it. What’s it called?
[2026-04-23 19:20:00] Dave: I don’t see anything that looks familiar
[2026-04-23 19:25:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 19:26:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-04-23 19:26:00] Dave: Harris-ing
[2026-04-23 19:35:00] Dave: Ok. So far I hate all these people
[2026-04-23 19:41:00] Sam Willis: 23 min still on this call
[2026-04-23 19:44:00] Dave: Are you talking to him
[2026-04-23 19:47:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-04-23 19:47:00] Sam Willis: This is very interesting
[2026-04-23 19:52:00] Sam Willis: $175k is their budget. 😩
[2026-04-23 19:54:00] Sam Willis: Hybrid. 3 days in, 2 days out
[2026-04-23 19:54:00] Sam Willis: He really doesn’t want someone in Indy. Like ideally I would move to effingham (to him)
[2026-04-23 19:55:00] Dave: How much are you trying to get?
[2026-04-23 19:55:00] Sam Willis: Or move to St. Louis
[2026-04-23 19:55:00] Dave: How much are you trying to get?
[2026-04-23 19:56:00] Sam Willis: I need to do a market analysis to see like what would be comparable
[2026-04-23 19:57:00] Dave: What is the job like?
[2026-04-23 19:57:00] Sam Willis: Dude it’s really not audit. All the audit is outsourced lol
[2026-04-23 19:59:00] Sam Willis: And there’s no internal audit per se
[2026-04-23 20:00:00] Dave: Soooo… what is the job
[2026-04-23 20:00:00] Sam Willis: 45 minutes. Still going.
[2026-04-23 20:01:00] Dave: Oh! Ok!
[2026-04-23 20:03:00] Sam Willis: Going to interview more next week!
[2026-04-23 20:04:00] Sam Willis: With his team
[2026-04-23 20:05:00] Dave: How does he seem?
[2026-04-23 20:06:00] Dave: Are you still talking to him
[2026-04-23 20:11:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-04-23 20:11:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-23 20:16:00] Sam Willis: OK just got off the phone 🤯
[2026-04-23 20:17:00] Dave: Tell me!!
[2026-04-23 20:17:00] Sam Willis: And going to meet the execs when I come to Effingham in May! 🤯
[2026-04-23 20:17:00] Sam Willis: https://midlandsb.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/msbcareers/job/Director---Audit---Assurance_JR1274 Director - Audit & Assurance At Midland States Bank, base salary is one component of our Total Rewards program. Exact compensation is such as (but not limited to) education, skills, internal equity, and experience. This position offers additional compensation in the form of short-term incentives (i.e. bonus and/or commission) and may include long-term incentives (i.e. stock awards). Benefits for this role include comprehensive healthcare, well-being benefits, paid family leave as well as generous paid time off. Total Rewards also include banking perks, an Employee Stock Purchase Plan, 401K plan with company match and may include the opportunity to participate in our Non-Qualified Deferred Compensation plan. Incentives and benefits are subject to eligibility requirements. Salary Range: $125,000- $200,000 Position Summary Independently examines and evaluates internal controls governing financial reporting and business processes, including review of the Company’s relevant risks, internal control
[2026-04-23 20:18:00] Sam Willis: Ok I’ll message you later. I gotta catch up on things lol
[2026-04-23 20:49:00] Sam Willis: Ok gimme an update
[2026-04-23 20:49:00] Sam Willis: Ok gimme an update
[2026-04-23 20:50:00] Sam Willis: We have so much to discuss. lol. But like it’s so much I will need to voice message tomorrow
[2026-04-23 20:52:00] Dave: For sure
[2026-04-23 20:53:00] Dave: So what did you want to know again?
[2026-04-23 20:53:00] Dave: So what did you want to know again?
[2026-04-23 20:53:00] Dave: They’re both fucking weirdos.
[2026-04-23 20:53:00] Dave: But I think that’s just kind of how horse people are tbh
[2026-04-23 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Did you finish it?
[2026-04-23 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Who do you think was the problem?
[2026-04-23 20:54:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-04-23 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Do you think he was faking the shit at the trial?
[2026-04-23 20:54:00] Sam Willis: He looked fucking crazy. Look how normal he looks now
[2026-04-23 20:54:00] Dave: The chick was the problem
[2026-04-23 20:55:00] Sam Willis: So do you think him getting off due to insanity was the right call?
[2026-04-23 20:55:00] Dave: Eh.. idk
[2026-04-23 20:55:00] Dave: It was temporary insanity at the time of the shooting. So why was he acting all crazy in court 🤔
[2026-04-23 20:56:00] Dave: What do you think
[2026-04-23 20:59:00] Sam Willis: Right???
[2026-04-23 20:59:00] Sam Willis: That’s why I feel the court shit was an act
[2026-04-23 21:00:00] Sam Willis: But I mean, a good one bc dude looked ROUGH
[2026-04-23 21:00:00] Sam Willis: Also. What did you think of his lawyer? Lol
[2026-04-23 21:12:00] Dave: Idk. He didn’t really stand out
[2026-04-23 21:12:00] Dave: And I’m sorry but dressage is so fucking stupid lol
[2026-04-23 21:13:00] Dave: I can’t wait to hear about your interview!!
[2026-04-23 21:16:00] Sam Willis: He was loud and obnoxious AF!!!
[2026-04-23 21:16:00] Sam Willis: I do think dressage is dumb, but I loveeeeeee horses!!!
[2026-04-23 21:16:00] Sam Willis: He was loud and obnoxious AF!!!
[2026-04-23 21:16:00] Sam Willis: I do think dressage is dumb, but I loveeeeeee horses!!!
[2026-04-23 21:18:00] Sam Willis: I know. I have a lot to think about. And prepare for next week 😅 I need to call you tomorrow to actually talk lol
[2026-04-23 21:18:00] Sam Willis: I know. I have a lot to think about. And prepare for next week 😅 I need to call you tomorrow to actually talk lol
[2026-04-23 21:18:00] Sam Willis: Dude like barely asked me any questions
[2026-04-23 21:19:00] Sam Willis: I mean I guess it was just to get more of a sense of my personality
[2026-04-23 21:20:00] Dave: Pretty standard defense attorney imo
[2026-04-23 21:20:00] Dave: Pretty standard defense attorney imo
[2026-04-23 21:23:00] Sam Willis: OK so I’d report directly to the Chief Risk Officer. I’d only have ONE direct report. The rest of audit is outsourced. They don’t really have 3 lines of defense. He says they do but meh. Reporting to this dude is: -IAD head (me) -CISO -Head of ERM -Compliance/FCRM -Loan Reviews (?? Weird)
[2026-04-23 21:23:00] Dave: Does Candace currently have any clients? Does she have any job at all? What does she do all day?
[2026-04-23 21:24:00] Sam Willis: Yes she has maybe 10 clients?? Self employed
[2026-04-23 21:25:00] Sam Willis: She might still be working through like another practice, but I’m not totally sure
[2026-04-23 21:33:00] Sam Willis: Hell no she can’t afford it
[2026-04-23 21:33:00] Sam Willis: Did you see what she texted me back?
[2026-04-23 21:33:00] Dave: Idk 🤔
[2026-04-23 21:34:00] Sam Willis: This
[2026-04-23 21:34:00] Sam Willis: It sounds like she needs someone that understands HIPAA shit. I’m not really sure why to be honest. Maybe just the appropriate disclosures?
[2026-04-23 21:34:00] Sam Willis: This
[2026-04-23 21:35:00] Dave: Oh yeah. I saw that
[2026-04-23 21:35:00] Dave: Oh yeah. I saw that
[2026-04-23 21:36:00] Sam Willis: Turd
[2026-04-23 21:36:00] Dave: I didn’t know if there was something else…
[2026-04-23 21:37:00] Sam Willis: No that’s all she said. I never responded. I didn’t know what to say lol
[2026-04-23 21:38:00] Sam Willis: Want me to do a group chat tomorrow? ☺️☺️
[2026-04-23 21:41:00] Dave: So yeah. That shit costs money cuz it’s a lot of work lol. If she wants a nice website, I can hook her up. SEO, a Google business profile, and a psychology today profile could start generating business until shes ready to go full on marketing agency.
[2026-04-23 21:42:00] Dave: Yeah maybe 👍
[2026-04-23 21:42:00] Dave: Yeah maybe 👍
[2026-04-23 21:43:00] Dave: Anyway, I’m in bed and getting ready to drift off to sweet, dreamless sleep. I can’t wait to hear your beautiful voice tell me all about this job tomorrow! 😊
[2026-04-23 21:43:00] Dave: I sure do love you sweetiepie 💕
[2026-04-23 21:44:00] Sam Willis: She has psychology today, I know. But I think that’s it
[2026-04-23 21:44:00] Dave: And I miss you so so much 🥰
[2026-04-23 21:44:00] Sam Willis: She has psychology today, I know. But I think that’s it
[2026-04-23 21:45:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby
[2026-04-23 21:45:00] Sam Willis: I love you so much!
[2026-04-23 21:45:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams
[2026-04-23 21:46:00] Sam Willis: Miss you and your handsome face so so much!

(missing Obey)

(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW Thursday began with a mix of work-related frustrations and personal reflections, later shifting into excitement and anticipation as Sam received a job offer. The defining theme of the day was the contrast between the mundanity of their daily routines and the potential for significant change in Sam's career.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Wake-up and Daily Routines - Dave and Sam discussed their morning routines, with Dave noting a sense of fatigue and Sam lacking pep. Dave shared that he slept through his alarm, awakened by the morning light. - Emotional register: Amused, resigned. - Notable quotes: "Good morning sunshine... I slept like right through my alarm apparently."

Work and Productivity
Dave mentioned his successful Etsy sales in March, totaling $855, while Sam was frustrated with her work, dealing with tedious standards and policies.
Emotional register: Pleased, frustrated.
Notable quotes: "You’re crushing it! In a month!!?" (Sam), "Having Standards and Policies be your job would make anyone fucking batshit" (Sam).
Corporate Layoffs and RTO (Return-to-Office) Policies
They discussed a colleague's rehiring after a layoff, which seemed illogical to both, and shared frustration about the company's RTO policies, noting the impact on employees and the absurdity of the decisions.
Emotional register: Frustrated, cynical.
Notable quotes: "That seems like leadership mistake number one... Why did they let go of somebody if she just needs to fill an open wreck?" (Sam), "Amazon Just OBLITERATED Remote Work For 350,000 People" (Dave).
Health and Wellness
Sam questioned whether her headaches were due to diet or other factors, and they discussed the potential for Sam's diet to influence her health.
Emotional register: Curious, concerned.
Notable quotes: "I wonder how much my almost daily headaches are due to my diet?" (Sam).
Job Interview and Offer
Sam excitedly shared details about a job interview and the potential offer, including salary range and job responsibilities, with Dave offering support and encouragement.
Emotional register: Excited, hopeful.
Notable quotes: "I suddenly got my second wind and am now in a groove" (Sam), "I'll be able to help another time. Right now you have to get your shit together to move" (Dave).
Technology and Work Tools
They discussed the use of tools like Copilot for Excel and the difficulties in finding backup oversight.
Emotional register: Frustrated, curious.
Notable quotes: "Do you know if you feed copilot an excel document, can it fill it out for you?" (Sam), "Who has oversight of backups?" (Sam).
Relationship and Emotional Support
Dave and Sam expressed their love and support for each other, with Dave encouraging Sam's career aspirations and both discussing their feelings.
Emotional register: Affectionate, supportive.
Notable quotes: "I love you so much!" (Sam), "I sure do love you sweetiepie" (Dave).

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - No explicit sexual or physical content was discussed.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave took on a supportive and encouraging role, offering advice and reassurance to Sam. - Sam shared her challenges and victories, seeking Dave's input and validation. - Their relationship dynamic was characterized by mutual affection, with open communication about their feelings and aspirations.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine... I'm so glad they still hastate the office." — Dave, beginning the day with playful humor. - "Hell yes!!! You’re crushing it!" — Sam, excitedly responding to Dave's Etsy sales. - "Having Standards and Policies be your job would make anyone fucking batshit" — Sam, expressing frustration with her work tasks. - "I suddenly got my second wind and am now in a groove" — Sam, finding renewed energy in her work. - "I'll be able to help another time. Right now you have to get your shit together to move" — Dave, offering encouragement to Sam. - "I love you so much!" — Sam, expressing her love. - "I sure do love you sweetiepie" — Dave, reciprocating Sam's affection.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's job interview and offer details. - Follow-up on the corporate layoffs and RTO policies. - Discussion on health and diet. - Continuation of their daily routines and challenges.

MOOD MAP Amusement → Frustration → Hope → Support → Love

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Frustration.

Messages exchanged

405

137 more; previous average 267.9 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Conversation sessions

33

3 more; previous average 29.6 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure	Dave	Sam Willis
Messages sent	183 · 45%	222 · 55%
Average reply time	4m 11s	2m 10s
Conversation starts	1	0

Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

Dave: 12% longer; previous average 3m 44s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Sam Willis: 10% shorter; previous average 2m 25s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.

Average session duration: 8m 43s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 99.0%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

Message volume: 137 more; previous average 267.9 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Conversation rhythm unavailable

Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 405 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update132 · 33%

Frustration50 · 12%

Humor49 · 12%

Checking in23 · 6%

Affection18 · 4%

All other signals

Excitement18 · 4%

Request18 · 4%

Disagreement13 · 3%

Encouragement12 · 3%

Vulnerability11 · 3%

Emotional support8 · 2%

Planning8 · 2%

Deep sharing6 · 1%

Flirting4 · 1%

Unmet need3 · 1%

Appreciation2 · 0%

Boundary setting2 · 0%

Sexting2 · 0%

Passive aggression1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender

Dave: Status update (65), Humor (29), Frustration (23), Checking in (12), Encouragement (11)
Unknown Participant: Status update (1)
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Unknown Participant: Status update (1)
Sam Willis: Status update (72), Frustration (37), Humor (28), Vulnerability (15), Checking in (13)

Tension and positive follow-ups

Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

384 of 405 messages (94.8%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender	With a signal	Share
Dave	181 / 183	98.9%
Unknown Participant	1 / 1	100.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Unknown Participant	1 / 1	100.0%
Sam Willis	201 / 216	93.1%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal	Average model score
Affection	0.84
Appreciation	0.90
Boundary setting	0.57
Checking in	0.68
Deep sharing	0.63
Disagreement	0.64
Emotional support	0.68
Encouragement	0.70
Excitement	0.77
Flirting	0.66
Frustration	0.67
Humor	0.69
Passive aggression	0.70
Planning	0.70
Request	0.64
Sexting	0.75
Status update	0.61
Unmet need	0.67
Vulnerability	0.64

Model: unknown
Prompt: signals.v2
Generated: 2026-09-11 22:57:05
Schema: 1.2.0

Supporting messages

Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.

Affection

18 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.84

[2026-04-23 09:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Miss you and your handsome face so so much!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:51:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm so glad they still hastate the office. Oh my God I hope you slept well. I'm sure that you did sure you slept well. You're probably up in the shower by now fucking singing and dancing. I slept like right through my alarm apparently cause I woke up when lights came on in the room at six I was like what the fuck and looked at my phone and it was. There's no sound coming out of it, but the alarm screen was on so I guess after a little while it cuts off I guess I just didn't wake me up. So yeah, I was slumped Yeah, I guess I slept pretty well. My eyes are still kind of fucked up though so there's that. I am on my way in I miss you and I love you so much. I can't wait to see you again. You're the best and the prettiest. Without a doubt You'd also the sexiest What else I got You're laughing about how you do this too we're both like start off elective right don't think anything else we end up with like a long ass message But today might be like actually just Oh gosh Yeah, I'm still still processing and waking up that up and out the house pretty quick Yeah, I'm gonna concentrate on driving for now. I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice. I already picture in your beautiful face. It's usually like right there with me so That's great. I love that. Yeah, I hope you're having a great morning and a great drive and all the things are great for you Kisses

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:43:00 PM] Dave

I sure do love you sweetiepie 💕

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:03:00 PM] Dave

Hmph. And I thought you loved me

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love you so much!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

I do think dressage is dumb, but I loveeeeeee horses!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:44:00 PM] Dave

And I miss you so so much 🥰

Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.7735
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:43:00 PM] Dave

Anyway, I’m in bed and getting ready to drift off to sweet, dreamless sleep. I can’t wait to hear your beautiful voice tell me all about this job tomorrow! 😊

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Good night baby

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I'm laughing at you because you're still adorable you do get the lint survey. It's just it's probably not like it's probably not called specifically that so you're maybe missing it but let me find the subject. It's called like it's by Viva or something. Check your messages and then I'm pulling it now and then I'll send my shit to you so you can see what it's supposed to be called. You're so funny you're so adorable.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 12:57:00 PM] Dave

No I like it 😏

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 12:57:00 PM] Dave

No I like it 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

Baby. Yes you do lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sweet dreams

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:53:00 PM] Dave

Because you’re a fucking badass!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:04:00 PM] Dave

I roasted that shit

Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

Also. I love your whisper voice hehe

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Daveeeeee

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Appreciation

2 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.90

[2026-04-23 07:51:00 AM] Sam Willis

In a month!!!?? That’s amazing!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:53:00 PM] Dave

Because you’re a fucking badass!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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Boundary setting

4 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.57

[2026-04-23 04:36:00 PM] Dave

You’ll be able to help another time. Right now you have to get your shit together to move

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Or I shouldn’t

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hold please

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok that’s a tomorrow Sam problem

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Checking in

25 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.68

[2026-04-23 02:34:00 PM] Dave

And I just woke up from a nap

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 02:35:00 PM] Dave

How is your day going so far?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

What did you have for lunch?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

What are you up to this evening?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:44:00 PM] Dave

Are you talking to him

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:36:00 PM] Dave

Oh speaking of getting your shit together, what happened with the thing leaking in your yard?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 10:41:00 AM] Dave

Do you know if she has a color pallet, photos, concept, or copy in mind?

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:57:00 PM] Dave

What is the job like?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:05:00 PM] Dave

How does he seem?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok I’ll message you later. I gotta catch up on things lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:04:00 AM] Sam Willis

Think you’ll keep seeing her?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:06:00 PM] Dave

Are you still talking to him

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 01:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok well I’m gonna have to watch that sometime. Clearly. Was it good? lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

I just need your opinion on the two main ppl

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

I know. I have a lot to think about. And prepare for next week 😅 I need to call you tomorrow to actually talk lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:23:00 PM] Dave

Does Candace currently have any clients? Does she have any job at all? What does she do all day?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Did you finish it?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:56:00 PM] Dave

What do you think

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 02:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

I wonder how much my almost daily headaches are due to my diet? Bc I am definitely staying hydrated

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:03:00 PM] Dave

I don’t think it’s my naps… what’d you get for lunch?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:36:00 PM] Dave

I didn’t know if there was something else…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Are you watching my show yet? 😝

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

Right???

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

Just for funsies or bc you feel that way?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
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Deep sharing

6 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.63

[2026-04-23 06:51:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm so glad they still hastate the office. Oh my God I hope you slept well. I'm sure that you did sure you slept well. You're probably up in the shower by now fucking singing and dancing. I slept like right through my alarm apparently cause I woke up when lights came on in the room at six I was like what the fuck and looked at my phone and it was. There's no sound coming out of it, but the alarm screen was on so I guess after a little while it cuts off I guess I just didn't wake me up. So yeah, I was slumped Yeah, I guess I slept pretty well. My eyes are still kind of fucked up though so there's that. I am on my way in I miss you and I love you so much. I can't wait to see you again. You're the best and the prettiest. Without a doubt You'd also the sexiest What else I got You're laughing about how you do this too we're both like start off elective right don't think anything else we end up with like a long ass message But today might be like actually just Oh gosh Yeah, I'm still still processing and waking up that up and out the house pretty quick Yeah, I'm gonna concentrate on driving for now. I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice. I already picture in your beautiful face. It's usually like right there with me so That's great. I love that. Yeah, I hope you're having a great morning and a great drive and all the things are great for you Kisses

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:57:00 PM] Dave

Reese’s peanut butter cups

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-23 09:39:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Actually perfect timing for this because that little Filipino lady or whatever she is that work for Lucas Davis's team just stop by. She was like the only one left from that whole whole team like right as I was reading or listen to your message and replying. And she is just over here to say hi and we were tired started talking about this exact exact thing that we're talking about and I said why did you see precious Anyway, we just had a we'll talk about that but it's like bullshit and we know that like and like Olivia has a bunch of people to backfill now Cooper is leaving like they got a backfill there and they brought and back in or however, that worked but it just we know that the directors weren't We know that the directors were like Asked about what they need and what they don't need or whatever or who could be like go. It was just a a Friday night hey Monday, you're letting Danby go not Danby critical to what you do or anything like that you know which is part of the bullshit like is clearly just a. A money thing I guess you know But whatever is easier easier than typing like everybody talking shit

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-23 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I'm laughing at you because you're still adorable you do get the lint survey. It's just it's probably not like it's probably not called specifically that so you're maybe missing it but let me find the subject. It's called like it's by Viva or something. Check your messages and then I'm pulling it now and then I'll send my shit to you so you can see what it's supposed to be called. You're so funny you're so adorable.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:00:00 PM] Dave

You know what I just thought of?!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

It sounds like she needs someone that understands HIPAA shit. I’m not really sure why to be honest. Maybe just the appropriate disclosures?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
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Disagreement

17 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.64

[2026-04-23 08:53:00 PM] Dave

But I think that’s just kind of how horse people are tbh

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

But I mean, a good one bc dude looked ROUGH

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

I do think dressage is dumb, but I loveeeeeee horses!!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:55:00 PM] Dave

Eh.. idk

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:12:00 PM] Dave

And I’m sorry but dressage is so fucking stupid lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like no, bro

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

He looked fucking crazy. Look how normal he looks now

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:00:00 AM] Dave

Yeah, stop the Benadryls imo

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:55:00 PM] Dave

Nobody is desperate with the amount of people looking for jobs right now baby

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:44:00 PM] Dave

And Christian isn’t able to fix things?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

I do think dressage is dumb, but I loveeeeeee horses!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:43:00 PM] Dave

Ugh god that’s dumb. I could totally fix that

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:53:00 PM] Dave

They’re both fucking weirdos.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Do you think he was faking the shit at the trial?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

So do you think him getting off due to insanity was the right call?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:20:00 PM] Dave

Pretty standard defense attorney imo This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:20:00 PM] Dave

Pretty standard defense attorney imo

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Emotional support

10 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.68

[2026-04-23 06:57:00 PM] Dave

And the beauty is: you already have a job… plus you may even be able to relocate and keep it!! So there’s literally no pressure. You can talk to that guy and be like wtf bro? 7pm?? Is that the expectation?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:43:00 PM] Dave

Anyway, I’m in bed and getting ready to drift off to sweet, dreamless sleep. I can’t wait to hear your beautiful voice tell me all about this job tomorrow! 😊

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 02:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Are your naps giving you headaches? A nap sounds amazing right now. I have a terrible headache. I just went and got me some lunch and now I'm on my way back to the office. And I just wanna be done I wanna be done. I canceled my 430 workout like the last thing on earth. I wanna do today just work out so cancel that but I mean at least I had high hopes for myself at one point. That comes for something right but The day is going I have spent pretty much all morning all day cause start till 30. I've spent all day so far reviewing standards cause I think I have like four or 54 Q2 and. My brain, I can't take anymore like the amount of like attention to detail that I put into it but like you have to, because like words matter and all of these things and anyway I've been having a lot of back-and-forth with Maria These fucking standards so I have one more to go that I have not started reviewing and that's acceptable use and that one's super long so I'm not looking forward to that shit but at least I have no more meetings this afternoon which is very exciting so Oh, you bitch all right I gotta go find a place to park cause this person parked like a fucking idiot

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 02:35:00 PM] Dave

How is your day going so far?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bc I want to help

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:14:00 PM] Dave

Omg that sounds awful

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:05:00 PM] Dave

How does he seem?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

It makes me sad 😩

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:33:00 PM] Dave

😬

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:58:00 PM] Dave

Seriously

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Encouragement

14 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.70

[2026-04-23 06:55:00 PM] Dave

It’s because of how desirable YOU are

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:00:00 AM] Sam Willis

You’re doing so great!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:50:00 AM] Sam Willis

You’re crushing it!

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:53:00 PM] Dave

Look at you!! I told you people are going to want you!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:06:00 PM] Dave

You totally can sweetie

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 12:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Go home and watch that Untold show and make me happier. Lmao

Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:33:00 AM] Dave

You’re exactly right

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:54:00 PM] Dave

And you go into this confident because it’s obvious they’re hella interested

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:52:00 PM] Dave

For sure

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:36:00 PM] Dave

You’ll be able to help another time. Right now you have to get your shit together to move

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:45:00 PM] Dave

You should definitely be able to turn the water off at least

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:17:00 PM] Dave

I think copy/paste is the best you’re gonna get. But that isn’t thaaat bad. The hard work is getting it all lined out

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:08:00 PM] Dave

Give it a try

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:13:00 PM] Dave

No, you’d probably be fine on 1

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Excitement

18 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.77

[2026-04-23 07:50:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hell yes!!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:05:00 PM] Dave

Oh man… I can’t wait to see those results 🤣

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:58:00 PM] Dave

I fucking love this for you 🥰🥰🥰

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:51:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm so glad they still hastate the office. Oh my God I hope you slept well. I'm sure that you did sure you slept well. You're probably up in the shower by now fucking singing and dancing. I slept like right through my alarm apparently cause I woke up when lights came on in the room at six I was like what the fuck and looked at my phone and it was. There's no sound coming out of it, but the alarm screen was on so I guess after a little while it cuts off I guess I just didn't wake me up. So yeah, I was slumped Yeah, I guess I slept pretty well. My eyes are still kind of fucked up though so there's that. I am on my way in I miss you and I love you so much. I can't wait to see you again. You're the best and the prettiest. Without a doubt You'd also the sexiest What else I got You're laughing about how you do this too we're both like start off elective right don't think anything else we end up with like a long ass message But today might be like actually just Oh gosh Yeah, I'm still still processing and waking up that up and out the house pretty quick Yeah, I'm gonna concentrate on driving for now. I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice. I already picture in your beautiful face. It's usually like right there with me so That's great. I love that. Yeah, I hope you're having a great morning and a great drive and all the things are great for you Kisses

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:58:00 PM] Dave

Holy shit! It’s not just Schwab!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bc that would be SO FUCKING AMAZING

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

TONIGHT?!?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

TONIGHT?!?!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Are you watching my show yet? 😝

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 01:36:00 PM] Dave

Yeah it was pretty good.

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:04:00 PM] Dave

Phew This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.73 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:01:00 PM] Dave

Oh! Ok!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

And going to meet the execs when I come to Effingham in May! 🤯

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:13:00 PM] Dave

I can’t wait to hear about your interview!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ahhhh!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:00:00 PM] Dave

Omg!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is very interesting

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

I suddenly got my second wind and am now in a groove lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

Flirting

6 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.66

[2026-04-23 12:57:00 PM] Dave

No I like it 😏

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 12:57:00 PM] Dave

No I like it 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

Baby. Yes you do lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

Also. I love your whisper voice hehe

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:01:00 PM] Dave

😜

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

You think so? 😂

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Frustration

60 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.67

[2026-04-23 09:33:00 AM] Dave

How fucking dumb it is

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

I fucking hate these bitches This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

Just for funsies or bc you feel that way? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

I fucking hate these bitches

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:39:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Actually perfect timing for this because that little Filipino lady or whatever she is that work for Lucas Davis's team just stop by. She was like the only one left from that whole whole team like right as I was reading or listen to your message and replying. And she is just over here to say hi and we were tired started talking about this exact exact thing that we're talking about and I said why did you see precious Anyway, we just had a we'll talk about that but it's like bullshit and we know that like and like Olivia has a bunch of people to backfill now Cooper is leaving like they got a backfill there and they brought and back in or however, that worked but it just we know that the directors weren't We know that the directors were like Asked about what they need and what they don't need or whatever or who could be like go. It was just a a Friday night hey Monday, you're letting Danby go not Danby critical to what you do or anything like that you know which is part of the bullshit like is clearly just a. A money thing I guess you know But whatever is easier easier than typing like everybody talking shit

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

Mr. I don’t like seafood!!! wtf. No wonder. Disgusting

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:01:00 AM] Dave

God damnit. My work husband is cold calling me

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:46:00 AM] Dave

Nope.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:46:00 AM] Dave

Nope. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fuck. This.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

😩😬😩😬

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So I'm trying to and I'm not gonna delegate this because I have to like present this to my team and then like an already done way because it's basically calling their baby ugly, but I'm trying to make a case for retiring this inside a risk standard that I own and Josh Barrett wrote it and it's just fucking baby And it is 13 pages long and it is just full of words and it's it's so bad it's so bad it's not a standard like all. It's so bad and so in order to. Do a retirement you are required to fill out the spreadsheet that Maria has and you have to put in every single requirement like line by line and line by line say This is more of a procedure. This is already covered in XYZ standard and here's a very specific requirement. It's covered in like it is tedious AF and I've been prompting all fucking day about like OK lying by line with these fucking requirements. What actually isn't a requirement? Where else can I go? What other coverage is there and it will be amazing if it could put it all as a spreadsheet for me If they could just put all of it in the spreadsheet, at least give me a good start, so I don't have to copy and paste all this bullshit over

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:35:00 PM] Dave

Ok. So far I hate all these people

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

He was loud and obnoxious AF!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:48:00 AM] Dave

Only junk shit

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:54:00 PM] Dave

The chick was the problem

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

I dunno if they called her back or if she reached out asking for a way to come back. But it’s just so backwards. Like what are we doing

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:43:00 PM] Dave

Ugh god that’s dumb. I could totally fix that

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:33:00 AM] Dave

It’s total shit

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:33:00 AM] Dave

wtf

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

Just all makes me so disengaged

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:44:00 AM] Dave

Yes I do what?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t get how you watch literal shows and movies…on your phone

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

And you’d go back into audit? Yea right

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

You dunno me. I require effort lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is why I shouldn’t open LinkedIn. This is what I see

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:20:00 PM] Dave

I don’t see anything that looks familiar

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

$175k is their budget. 😩

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

He was loud and obnoxious AF!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hell no she can’t afford it

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

And like every year, how do we have so many changes?!?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Dude like barely asked me any questions

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 12:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmph

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK just got off the phone 🤯

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

Why do all the soul spouses gotta be in fucking Texas?!? 😒😂

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 10:37:00 AM] Dave

Seriously. I may be interested in building and adminning her site for a fraction of that lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:22:00 PM] Dave

Or harassing

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

There is zero pep in my step lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:24:00 AM] Sam Willis

Well a good chunk of ppl shave their armpit hairs so I guess we just have no pheromones to attract people!!! 😩

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:44:00 AM] Dave

And I feel like my cubicle amplifies my voice instead of blocking it…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

Nah. It’s real quiet to me This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

Nah. It’s real quiet to me

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 01:36:00 PM] Dave

The guy is annoying af though

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sir. This is 30 min long This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

It is awful

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:20:00 PM] Dave

The one you’ve been harassing me about

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

He’s in Chicago. It’s 7pm there. This isn’t aligning with my values of work/life balance lmao

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

What?!?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Let’s see how long this lasts

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:44:00 PM] Dave

And Christian isn’t able to fix things?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:56:00 AM] Dave

Office is dumb, as usual

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.4675
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:55:00 PM] Dave

It was temporary insanity at the time of the shooting. So why was he acting all crazy in court 🤔

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Who do you think was the problem?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

sigh

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s been like 4 months!

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

No these ppl are just small town. Ish

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:33:00 PM] Dave

Idk 🤔

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

No that’s all she said. I never responded. I didn’t know what to say lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:43:00 PM] Dave

I was like how can he not tell??.. then I realized he’s on android and it probably reduces the video quality

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

God

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

Humor

57 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.69

[2026-04-23 03:03:00 PM] Dave

Haha, yeah fuck working out… oh yeah, totally counts! It’s the thought that counts!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:26:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmao

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:21:00 PM] Dave

HAHAHA

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 01:09:00 PM] Dave

Aaaaaand…. I may have forgotten 😅

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 01:11:00 PM] Dave

I actually got caught up in this other crazy ass thing lol

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:09:00 AM] Dave

Probably also like a milking room or whatever

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:18:00 AM] Dave

Ha. Foye’s here to see his soul wife

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

are you saying I get sloppy off one drink?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:06:00 AM] Dave

Funny thing though… her office is right across from Shannele’s 😅

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 12:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m so bossy. I’m jk

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:00:00 AM] Dave

Hahaha, thanks! I AM coming to the office lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

The “I love that for you” was total sarcasm lol That’s not even Zander’s style at all. Dumb kid lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:04:00 PM] Dave

I roasted that shit This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

Boy, byeeeee

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

You think so? 😂

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Chicken nuggets hehe

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.6545
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:22:00 PM] Dave

Or harassing

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

Milking room!!!! Lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:06:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh really?? lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:18:00 AM] Dave

I actually giggled out loud at the I love that for you

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 10:37:00 AM] Dave

Seriously. I may be interested in building and adminning her site for a fraction of that lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:16:00 AM] Dave

The armpits have sweat glands that produce a specific oil that break down into sex-signaling pheromones and the purpose of armpit or (or at least why modern human still have it) is thought to be to accentuate and maintain that pheromone for attracting mates.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:16:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh. This kid. Can you imagine me with this ugly ass tattoo on me?!?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:20:00 AM] Sam Willis

Like, why do I need this? lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

Just answer it lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:32:00 AM] Dave

Oh shit lol… so they called her back?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Chicken nuggets hehe This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:03:00 PM] Dave

Ha! “Revenge RTO”! That’s what I’m doing!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:45:00 PM] Dave

Yeah was gonna ask about Joe lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:20:00 PM] Dave

Every time I try to pet creek lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:36:00 PM] Dave

lol jeez… fixed

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:52:00 PM] Dave

CRO wants to talk tonight?? You talk tonight lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:43:00 PM] Dave

I was like how can he not tell??.. then I realized he’s on android and it probably reduces the video quality

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

This stuff isn’t really his jam lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

LOLOL

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:13:00 PM] Dave

…sloppy 🤭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:22:00 PM] Dave

Harassing

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

Dude it’s really not audit. All the audit is outsourced lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:27:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Oh one fucked up thing I was going to say is did you see the organ announcement from precious yesterday? So after John Eisenberg's team all got let go change and release management from John's team went over to precious people OK and Jana was one of the people on John C that got let go and now she's coming back to be on precious team to do the same work so like That seems like leadership mistake number one letting go with somebody when they needed somebody to do the work and then too she's just hired another body out of that came over from INO. That's gonna be here in Phoenix so like. Why did they let go of somebody if she just needs to if she has an open wreck you know what I mean that she just needed to fill and then Cooper on her team is leaving and she's going to fill that position so like what are we doing? We're basically saying that. She needed after the two positions still it's like then. Why did you fucking let two people go that could've stayed I don't understand. But well to say that a big reason for most of the layoffs was because they were director level so I heard that and John is coming back and got basically a demotion like she's coming back for a lesser time a lesser pay, but at least she gets to come back I mean, this is all such fucking shit to like us as employees These corporate fuckers I swear to God

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:13:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe 🤭

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:17:00 AM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

We have so much to discuss. lol. But like it’s so much I will need to voice message tomorrow

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:58:00 PM] Dave

It’s like they’re following a playbook

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

What’s so funny

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol the Marco notification

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:52:00 PM] Dave

Daaaamn

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:26:00 PM] Dave

Harris-ing

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Honestly, a drink in me might make me even a better candidate

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

Glint survey lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ve been talking to that bitch all day lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Or he literally is desperate

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

He was loud and obnoxious AF!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Turd

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:36:00 PM] Dave

Oh speaking of getting your shit together, what happened with the thing leaking in your yard?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ve already texted Joe lmao

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Passive aggression

1 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.70

[2026-04-23 07:02:00 PM] Dave

Well I mean obviously you wouldn’t require me to do actual work 🙄

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

Planning

8 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.70

[2026-04-23 06:53:00 PM] Dave

Then set it up for tomorrow

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

Want me to do a group chat tomorrow? ☺️☺️

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

I know. I have a lot to think about. And prepare for next week 😅 I need to call you tomorrow to actually talk lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Or move to St. Louis

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m going to have a drink tonight and watch murder

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

I know. I have a lot to think about. And prepare for next week 😅 I need to call you tomorrow to actually talk lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

I need to do a market analysis to see like what would be comparable

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:12:00 PM] Dave

Maybe like… 1/2 a drink

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Request

18 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.64

[2026-04-23 07:18:00 PM] Dave

I was just looking for it. What’s it called?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:18:00 PM] Dave

I was just looking for it. What’s it called? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:55:00 PM] Dave

How much are you trying to get?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:55:00 PM] Dave

How much are you trying to get? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 02:59:00 PM] Dave

Glint survey is anonymous right?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

Who has oversight of backups?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:53:00 PM] Dave

So what did you want to know again? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok gimme an update This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:00:00 PM] Dave

Soooo… what is the job

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:17:00 PM] Dave

Tell me!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:53:00 PM] Dave

So what did you want to know again?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok gimme an update

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:47:00 AM] Sam Willis

Omg are you the type that has a ton of unread emails in other folders

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

Andre?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

Do you know if you feed copilot an excel document, can it fill it out for you?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:20:00 PM] Dave

What’s it called again?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Did you see what she texted me back?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:23:00 PM] Dave

Does Candace currently have any clients? Does she have any job at all? What does she do all day?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Sexting

2 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.75

[2026-04-23 12:57:00 PM] Dave

No I like it 😏

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 12:57:00 PM] Dave

No I like it 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

Status update

139 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.61

[2026-04-23 02:33:00 PM] Dave

Probably not at all

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

45 minutes. Still going.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:03:00 AM] Dave

Idk how many sessions I have left with Gaylen… I didn’t have one last week either. I should have 3-4 🤔

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well supposedly they offered it to someone but they didn’t accept

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

23 min still on this call

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK so I’d report directly to the Chief Risk Officer. I’d only have ONE direct report. The rest of audit is outsourced. They don’t really have 3 lines of defense. He says they do but meh. Reporting to this dude is: -IAD head (me) -CISO -Head of ERM -Compliance/FCRM -Loan Reviews (?? Weird)

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:46:00 AM] Dave

I was just checking my accounts and categorizing charges and stuff and I decided to add up my deposits from Etsy for march. They automatically deposit proceeds every week or so an I don’t really pay much attention to it. So I was pretty shocked to see that it was $855!

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

I need to do a market analysis to see like what would be comparable

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:57:00 PM] Sam Willis

Dude it’s really not audit. All the audit is outsourced lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:07:00 AM] Dave

And she’s only here 1 day a week

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

We have so much to discuss. lol. But like it’s so much I will need to voice message tomorrow

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:58:00 PM] Dave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2NKif9dvVY The Infographics Show 467 likes, 127 comments. "Amazon Just OBLITERATED Remote Work For 350,000 People"

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:17:00 PM] Dave

Ma’am. It’s about RTO, people quitting, the company wanting people to quit, and other related things

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

Biggest thing is stopping the water running. I can hold on the fix if i can turn it off. Maybe lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes she has maybe 10 clients?? Self employed

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

She might still be working through like another practice, but I’m not totally sure

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

He really doesn’t want someone in Indy. Like ideally I would move to effingham (to him)

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ll figure it out when I’m home

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ve already texted Joe lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

Just getting up

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

The thing leaking

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

More likely lol but maybe not This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:07:00 AM] Dave

It’s just an unmarked door in the hallway though

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 10:44:00 AM] Edited 11 seconds later: What is that thing that’s leaning?

Edited 8 seconds later: What is that thing that’s leaking?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:05:00 AM] Dave

Idk. Depends on how much it costs probably

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

No

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:59:00 AM] Dave

I used to eat tuna out of the can

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:49:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hmmm

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yea right

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:46:00 AM] Dave

Hmmm.. I’ll have to check my rules because it definitely doesn’t come to my inbox

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

More likely lol but maybe not

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

Mr. I don’t like seafood!!! wtf. No wonder. Disgusting This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:44:00 AM] Dave

Did your pool get drained yet?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:46:00 AM] Dave

This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:10:00 AM] Sam Willis

You know what’s really weird?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 07:42:00 AM] Dave

🤷‍♂️

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 07:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

Who is his soul wife??

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:49:00 AM] Dave

I sort actual emails manually so they’re unread

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:04:00 AM] Dave

Yeah

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

Asking.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:58:00 AM] Sam Willis

Luckily I have a dude

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:56:00 AM] Dave

I don’t have it today. She’s out of town

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:48:00 AM] Dave

Do you have an irrigation system?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 07:51:00 AM] Dave

Right?!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:56:00 AM] Dave

Gaylen

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Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

I dunno what she’s saying

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:58:00 AM] Dave

The tuna

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Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:37:00 AM] Dave

Seriously. I may be interested in building and adminning her site for a fraction of that lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 04:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

Wednesday

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:44:00 AM] Dave

Has it stormed?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

lol maybe the sprinkler system

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:38:00 AM] Dave

I think I recall you saying she’s pretty broke

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:38:00 AM] Dave

Does she have ANY money to spend on it lol?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:08:00 AM] Dave

No, it’s an office with a couple of comfy chairs and a coffee table.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://midlandsb.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/msbcareers/job/Director---Audit---Assurance_JR1274 Director - Audit & Assurance At Midland States Bank, base salary is one component of our Total Rewards program. Exact compensation is determined by factors such as (but not limited to) education, skills, internal equity, and experience. This position offers additional compensation in the form of short-term incentives (i.e. bonus and/or commission) and may include long-term incentives (i.e. stock awards). Benefits for this role include comprehensive healthcare, well-being benefits, paid family leave as well as generous paid time off. Total Rewards also include banking perks, an Employee Stock Purchase Plan, 401K plan with company match and may include the opportunity to participate in our Non-Qualified Deferred Compensation plan. Incentives and benefits are subject to eligibility requirements. Salary Range: $125,000- $200,000 Position Summary Independently examines and evaluates internal controls governing financial reporting and business processes, including review of the Company’s relevant risks, internal control

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 10:41:00 AM] Dave

Or it she just like: I’m starting a thing and need a thing…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:20:00 AM] Sam Willis

But why hair?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’ll keep you posted. But also.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also. What did you think of his lawyer? Lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

Something to do with my water

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

I don’t remember lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

It’s not supposed to be doing that though lmao

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 07:51:00 AM] Dave

I’m still pretty shocked lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

I gotta figure it out

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:09:00 AM] Dave

No windows or anything

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 12:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’ve already left me for the day

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:12:00 PM] Dave

Idk. He didn’t really stand out

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

The neighbor just texted me….

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

Well!!! That’s all I got!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:49:00 AM] Sam Willis

Well is it in your junk

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:58:00 AM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:57:00 AM] Dave

You CAN be done with it. You can get it lasered off!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:54:00 PM] Dave

Yeah

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh that makes sense. Yea I just figured you met in a conference room lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:59:00 AM] Dave

It’s so awful

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 07:42:00 AM] Dave

Good morning

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 01:11:00 PM] Dave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcYjrZmqBqQ EXPLORE WITH US 18K likes, 7.4K comments. "Husband Vlogs Becoming a Killer"

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:00:00 AM] Dave

I like your yawns

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

With his team

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:44:00 AM] Dave

Oh! Nvm lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:59:00 AM] Dave

Yeah, shoulda used pickled herring

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 07:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

And there’s no internal audit per se

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 10:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

Also

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:05:00 AM] Dave

It’s sooo convenient being at the office

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:04:00 AM] Sam Willis

Was it 8 total?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

Going to interview more next week!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 12:37:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know it's time for me to leave baby It's like my Friday basically On Thursdays actually like every day throughout the week, I end up like leaving a little early Thursdays I'm like I'll be back on shortly though

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:10:00 AM] Sam Willis

Armpit hair

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:22:00 AM] Dave

The hair traps the oil and thus the scent. You don’t want your valuable pheromones just dripping away do ya?!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:24:00 AM] Sam Willis

They come from somewhere else. Hopefully lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:40:00 AM] Dave

In current, polite-society, we also use scented soaps, deodorant, perfumes, scented detergents, and various other things specifically to hide these same smells. So we’ve effectively discarded the evolutionary aspect of natural selection/selective breeding (hones and proven over tens of thousands of years) and taken things into our own hands over the last couple hundred years because… we don’t like how some people smell. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:40:00 AM] Dave

In current, polite-society, we also use scented soaps, deodorant, perfumes, scented detergents, and various other things specifically to hide these same smells. So we’ve effectively discarded the evolutionary aspect of natural selection/selective breeding (hones and proven over tens of thousands of years) and taken things into our own hands over the last couple hundred years because… we don’t like how some people smell.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:51:00 AM] Sam Willis

This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

That doesn’t work well for light colored hair. I’ve looked into it This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 08:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

That doesn’t work well for light colored hair. I’ve looked into it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:01:00 AM] Dave

Now I have to let my computer time out so he thinks I was away when he called

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:01:00 AM] Sam Willis

Jesssuussssss

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:02:00 AM] Dave

I was listening to you!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:04:00 AM] Dave

Then I guess copay

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

It came out yesterday

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

Speaking of

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:43:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

I put basically all 2s and 3s

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

Viva

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:45:00 AM] Dave

No I mean to the room. I’m recording to you through AirPods

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: It's called Microsoft Viva glint So yeah

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:42:00 AM] Dave

That’s fine if that’s the case

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 10:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

What is HAPPENING

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 01:00:00 PM] Dave

I actually meant to watch it last night

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 01:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

And???

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 03:06:00 PM] Dave

Because I feel that way, ofc

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 03:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

Seriously, no wonder Maria is insane

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 03:11:00 PM] Dave

It’s the worth thing ever

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 03:11:00 PM] Dave

Right?!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 04:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sir. This is 30 min long

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:10:00 PM] Dave

Stephen would be so happy

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 05:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

😭

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 05:20:00 PM] Dave

Watching that show

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 07:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK went to VM. Left him a message

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 07:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m making myself a drink

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 07:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

$175k is their budget. 😩

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 08:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s why I feel the court shit was an act

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:41:00 PM] Dave

So yeah. That shit costs money cuz it’s a lot of work lol. If she wants a nice website, I can hook her up. SEO, a Google business profile, and a psychology today profile could start generating business until shes ready to go full on marketing agency.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:42:00 PM] Dave

Yeah maybe 👍

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:42:00 PM] Dave

Yeah maybe 👍 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

She has psychology today, I know. But I think that’s it This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 09:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

She has psychology today, I know. But I think that’s it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

I could never be a paralegal

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 03:49:00 PM] Dave

Yep

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 04:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Maybe

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 07:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-23 07:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hybrid. 3 days in, 2 days out

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:55:00 PM] Edited 7 seconds later: Do they have multiple offices?

This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:44:00 AM] Dave

Oh, the survey

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:20:00 PM] Dave

Watching that show This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:30:00 PM] Dave

Yeah, I like the voice messages better I think

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:35:00 PM] Dave

Oh yeah. I saw that This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:35:00 PM] Dave

Oh yeah. I saw that

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 05:08:00 PM] Dave

I don’t think it does great with them

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

Unmet need

3 messages with unmet_need signals | Average score: 0.67

[2026-04-23 04:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

And I know I can’t

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can’t do this

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:42:00 AM] Sam Willis

Just all makes me so disengaged

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Vulnerability

16 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.64

[2026-04-23 04:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

I fucking hate these bitches

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

It makes me sad 😩

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bc I want to help

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can’t do this

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

Having Standards and Policies be your job would make anyone fucking batshit

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 02:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Are your naps giving you headaches? A nap sounds amazing right now. I have a terrible headache. I just went and got me some lunch and now I'm on my way back to the office. And I just wanna be done I wanna be done. I canceled my 430 workout like the last thing on earth. I wanna do today just work out so cancel that but I mean at least I had high hopes for myself at one point. That comes for something right but The day is going I have spent pretty much all morning all day cause start till 30. I've spent all day so far reviewing standards cause I think I have like four or 54 Q2 and. My brain, I can't take anymore like the amount of like attention to detail that I put into it but like you have to, because like words matter and all of these things and anyway I've been having a lot of back-and-forth with Maria These fucking standards so I have one more to go that I have not started reviewing and that's acceptable use and that one's super long so I'm not looking forward to that shit but at least I have no more meetings this afternoon which is very exciting so Oh, you bitch all right I gotta go find a place to park cause this person parked like a fucking idiot

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

Good morning. 😭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.612
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fuck. This.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 06:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

My brain is mush!!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

I was awkward AF on the voicemail

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

I mean I guess it was just to get more of a sense of my personality

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 03:04:00 PM] Dave

Phew

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 04:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

He’s my go to lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 07:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Godddd

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

This This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-23 09:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

This

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence: