2026-08-24
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[2026-08-24 08:48:00] Sam Willis: Good morning babe. I’m WFH today
[2026-08-24 08:48:00] Sam Willis: I can’t get up ugh
[2026-08-24 09:00:00] Sam Willis: Now, are you alive? lol
[2026-08-24 09:33:00] Sam Willis: I hope you’re taking a sick day and sleeping
[2026-08-24 09:43:00] Dave: Idek lol. I was planning on just wfh but I might take a duck sick day
[2026-08-24 09:43:00] Dave: (I went back to bed)
[2026-08-24 09:43:00] Dave: It feels too good laying in bed
[2026-08-24 10:02:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning turd I need to fuck is already 10 o'clock there have you even been online? Anyway I am also working from home today which reminds me I need to put that on my calendar because I will forget also I definitely should not be working from home today. I really needed to work from home this Thursday cause I have a doctors appointment right smacked up in the middle of the day, but I couldn't get out this morning either. Layla got up a little I threw up outside and I need to check my sleep score I didn't have my ring on me all weekend because it ran out of battery and I forgot to pack my charger and I felt totally naked and I'm really sad because I wanted to check how shitty my sleep was Oh my God, my massaging, and the pressure points on my foot Holy cow AnyWho, I had wild dreams last night, but I can't remember what any of them were and I feel like there was definitely something I was gonna tell you I don't know man Yeah, I just have a full day meetings today well until two but still sucks And then tomorrow, I'm out of the office all day cause I'm doing this tech summit that's over at a resort in Scottsdale with Rachel so Oh my foot hurts bro do you ever touch the pressure points on your feet and it's like wow the amount of like tension that carried in there Not good anyhow Yeah, I think there was but I don't remember anything I don't know I'm looking for a new mattress and so I was doing some research and there was this guy on Reddit on the Reddit thread that said he owns this company called nap lab and he's tested like 500 freaking mattresses over the past few years like this is literally his job way, how can I get mattresses that like God missed opportunity anyway so you can take a quiz and he will send you back results And so I took the quiz last night and then this morning sent back results so I gotta look into this mattress that he sent over. It's like though you can talk like all your preferences and what a sleeper you are like side stomach, blah blah firm you want it how cool you want it Like all these sorts of questions and then he send you his personalized recommendation which probably you know still use of AI and shit but I don't give a shit So and then I get for using his code. I'll get $200 off so that's if I choose this thing so keep you posted.
[2026-08-24 10:07:00] Sam Willis: He recommended the WinkBed. Never heard of it but looks expensive. THERE’S TOO MANY OPTIONS!!
[2026-08-24 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Look at all the data points though 🤪
[2026-08-24 10:11:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-24 10:41:00] Dave: This must be how you feel
[2026-08-24 10:41:00] Dave: Omg I can’t get up
[2026-08-24 10:42:00] Sam Willis: Count down from 5 and then when you hit 1, blast off!!
[2026-08-24 10:42:00] Dave: I HATE MORNINGS
[2026-08-24 10:43:00] Sam Willis: Yea I literally feel like I will DIE if I have to get up some mornings
[2026-08-24 10:43:00] Sam Willis: This is in a book I Robbin’s. Supposedly it’s a “thing”. It has worked for me at times.
[2026-08-24 10:43:00] Sam Willis: Yea I literally feel like I will DIE if I have to get up some mornings
[2026-08-24 10:43:00] Sam Willis: This is in a book I Robbin’s. Supposedly it’s a “thing”. It has worked for me at times.
[2026-08-24 10:44:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-24 10:52:00] Dave: …didn’t work 🤷♂️
[2026-08-24 10:52:00] Dave: Still in bed
[2026-08-24 10:53:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-08-24 10:56:00] Sam Willis: Did you even tell your boss that you’re taking a sick day today? Lol
[2026-08-24 11:01:00] Dave: No
[2026-08-24 11:02:00] Sam Willis: Dave!!
[2026-08-24 11:09:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I Finally pulled myself out of bed oh my God I got up I'm logged on it's gonna work from home so I was tired Logged on at a handful of potato chips, drink energy drink I packed up some packages that I had to go out and then was just not feeling it all of a sudden so I said fuck it and wouldn't laid back down and that was it like a So apparently I needed to catch up so feel pretty good now Yeah, actually the countdown did work I do 321 go though as always been a thing for me like in sports and skating and like before skating, I learned it that like the rule is like if you institute 321 go Like you have to go I'm sure it's the same concept as the countdown from five thing Check your brain kind of, but you have to commit to going and you could never break the 321 go like that's just the rule. I don't know what will happen but something bad probably if you don't go on a 321 go So that's what happened I got up I might go back The real reason I got up because my stomach was growling constantly So I had to get somebody Oh yeah, I don't know how to log back on and see what's happening You sound like you're in a good mood which I love I Don't know how did you sleep? Did you mention sleeping and your dreams? I had some dreams too now that you mention it. Oh no dreams it was like something resonated and it was that the throwing up because fucking bear threw up at like 4 AM and I just like happened to be awake and I heard that And I was like motherfucker, like it was still dark like I was just didn't wanna get up and I was like do a rush up and grabbing him like at least get him on the tile floor in the bathroom But I said no fuck it just whatever and then he threw up like three times Lucky luckily it wasn't a ton but it was like brown dark brown so I just scrub the carpet so it was dumb and I couldn't really get back to sleep after that good because I was like oh puke is just sitting there So yeah, throwing up All right, I'm gonna see what's going on. Let me know when you want to check in today. Favorite day of the week. Favorite thing of the week Mondays are not my favorite day week But that does brighten them up quite a bit OK bye
[2026-08-24 11:47:00] Sam Willis: You gotta go!!! You’ll die if you don’t lol
[2026-08-24 11:47:00] Sam Willis: Yes that’s the same concept for the 5 second rule
[2026-08-24 11:48:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-08-24 12:00:00] Sam Willis: Movers booked to load up my UPack ✅
[2026-08-24 12:05:00] Dave: Yaaaaaay!!
[2026-08-24 12:06:00] Dave: It’s getting so close!!
[2026-08-24 12:08:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I also contacted the daycare yesterday, but dude did I tell you hold on I'm scrolling up Yes, I did. That is more fucking expensive but anyway I sent along a picture of each of the dogs. And they responded back and they're like yes we can't wait to get you You know you need to send us their vaccine records, blah blah blah anyway so like they're so cute we can't wait to meet them and it's like that's right you better love my freaking dogs. They better be treated like royalty. Anyway, the other thing I was gonna tell you oh what's it called lymphatic something but basically when I got to my sister's on Friday, she's like you have to buy this thing and it's one of these like it's a brush for your face and it basically you push it along your face and like down your neck and it pushes out all of the swollen looking stuff the lymphatic drainage, blah blah blah I don't know but anyway, I swear at work though, and it feels so nice and it's gonna make my cheeks look less fat cause it's gonna make them look less puffy and I've ordered one and it shipped and I'm very excited and I don't know if I also told you, but I also bought like $100 blanket Cause it was 50% off and also I don't know. I've just been buying things. It's not been good.
[2026-08-24 12:11:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I'm so excited for your hundred dollar bike was that $100 after the 50% off or did you pay to 50? Anyway You sound like you like her On a shopping craze, you sound a little manic about it which I love cause it's cute I'm glad the place I loved your dogs. How much more like how much does it cost there? Is it like a monthly fee or you like pay like day when you send them or how does that work with those places?
[2026-08-24 12:15:00] Sam Willis: For a blanket
[2026-08-24 12:15:00] Dave: What’s so special about it
[2026-08-24 12:15:00] Sam Willis: Daycare is pay as you go, or I could buy packages
[2026-08-24 12:15:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-24 12:15:00] Sam Willis: But I’ve heard amazing things!!! lol
[2026-08-24 12:15:00] Sam Willis: Normally $275 😬😬
[2026-08-24 12:16:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-24 12:16:00] Sam Willis: 🤷♀️
[2026-08-24 12:16:00] Sam Willis: 🤷♀️
[2026-08-24 12:17:00] Dave: Maybe I need one
[2026-08-24 12:17:00] Sam Willis: Ok but then Joe told me about this one that he’s obsessed with
[2026-08-24 12:17:00] Sam Willis: Hold please
[2026-08-24 12:17:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-24 12:17:00] Sam Willis: It’s life changing
[2026-08-24 12:17:00] Dave: Yeah, I saw that
[2026-08-24 12:18:00] Dave: Oooh, nice
[2026-08-24 12:18:00] Sam Willis: Like laying on an actual marshmallow lol
[2026-08-24 12:18:00] Sam Willis: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GZLRDLW4/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_XNB88B87RYKX3W868MYS Mellow Comforter Puffy "Marshmallow" Loft (2X Fill) - Double-stuffed for a visibly fluffy, cloud-like comforter. Great as a duvet insert or standalone comforter for everyday hotel-style bedding.
[2026-08-24 12:19:00] Dave: But you don’t lay ON your comforter…
[2026-08-24 12:19:00] Sam Willis: No but the dogs do 🤭🤭🤭
[2026-08-24 12:26:00] Sam Willis: 16 min and counting on hold just to reschedule a damn dr appt. Fuck it.
[2026-08-24 12:27:00] Sam Willis: It’s bullshit
[2026-08-24 12:27:00] Dave: How is that even possible for the scheduling person to be held up that long
[2026-08-24 12:27:00] Dave: What the actual fuck
[2026-08-24 12:27:00] Sam Willis: I hung up.
[2026-08-24 12:52:00] Sam Willis: 6 more meetings to go 😭
[2026-08-24 12:54:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-08-24 12:54:00] Dave: You’re gettin’ there though!!
[2026-08-24 13:05:00] Dave: Oooh! I can’t wait
[2026-08-24 13:05:00] Sam Willis: Remind me to tell you about the Phoenix police officers that were arrested
[2026-08-24 13:36:00] Dave: You know what the best thing ever is… When my feet are cold because I’m wearing flip flops and Bear comes over and lays up against me like he does ☺️
[2026-08-24 13:36:00] Dave: And warms my foot
[2026-08-24 13:42:00] Sam Willis: That is the best
[2026-08-24 13:43:00] Sam Willis: Although I still don’t understand why you wear shoes in the house but you do you boo
[2026-08-24 13:43:00] Dave: I don’t understand why you DON’T
[2026-08-24 13:44:00] Sam Willis: Bc it’s weird
[2026-08-24 13:44:00] Sam Willis: You’re in your home
[2026-08-24 13:45:00] Dave: But why would you not want to wear shoes? They protect your feet, provide cushioning, keep them warm…
[2026-08-24 13:45:00] Sam Willis: The only place where you CAN not wear shoes
[2026-08-24 13:47:00] Sam Willis: CRE finally confirmed my new seat…let’s see where it is 😬😬
[2026-08-24 13:48:00] Dave: My feet get sore if I DON’T wear shoes lol
[2026-08-24 13:48:00] Sam Willis: They get sore
[2026-08-24 13:48:00] Sam Willis: Bc your feet can’t breathe
[2026-08-24 13:48:00] Sam Willis: Bc your feet can’t breathe
[2026-08-24 13:58:00] Sam Willis: You and I are built differently 🤪
[2026-08-24 14:30:00] Dave: lol
[2026-08-24 14:30:00] Sam Willis: They give no fucks
[2026-08-24 14:30:00] Sam Willis: 💨
[2026-08-24 14:30:00] Sam Willis: The ass on these dogs man
[2026-08-24 14:31:00] Sam Willis: How the hell is that
[2026-08-24 14:31:00] Dave: mine don't ever fart
[2026-08-24 14:32:00] Dave: I feed them iams dry food
[2026-08-24 14:32:00] Dave: idk lol
[2026-08-24 14:33:00] Sam Willis: And you probably don’t give them a bunch of treats all day like I do, bc you’re not as nice as me.
[2026-08-24 14:33:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm
[2026-08-24 14:34:00] Dave: Well, I give them a treat when they go to bed
[2026-08-24 14:34:00] Sam Willis: You don’t?!? Oh man
[2026-08-24 14:34:00] Dave: No, I don’t give them shit.
[2026-08-24 14:34:00] Dave: Lol... not as nice
[2026-08-24 14:35:00] Sam Willis: I give them one when they wake up, one at lunch, one at 4, one when they get in from the pool, one at bed….
[2026-08-24 14:35:00] Dave: But not just randomly
[2026-08-24 14:35:00] Dave: Or when training
[2026-08-24 14:35:00] Dave: Go to their kennels I mean
[2026-08-24 14:36:00] Dave: Not a question really.. because I know they’re spoiled lol
[2026-08-24 14:36:00] Sam Willis: And those are just the standard. Not all the times I just think they deserve them lol
[2026-08-24 14:36:00] Dave: So they’re spoiled.
[2026-08-24 14:36:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-08-24 15:27:00] Sam Willis: I signed up to workout at 430. Sigh
[2026-08-24 15:31:00] Dave: Good job!!
[2026-08-24 15:33:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So real quick cause I have one more meeting, but oh my God dude my back is like breaking from sitting in this fucking floating chair. I never did bring back in my office chair after I saved the house so I'm literally working out of a folding chair. it's terrible but anyway. What is happening here? The reason why I got honest because the fucking Phoenix police officer so I guess they got reported for doing like a complaint basically like completely fucking up these two people that they pulled over they didn't turn on their body cams. They completely assaulted the people they one of the cops punched the guy like four times all over the body. They dragged a woman out and put her in an arm bar, which I don't really know what that is Tease them both and they were just suspected to be impaired and but then court document says that they didn't even pull them over the police car crashed into them. They probably rear ended them and anyway they were pulled over and they didn't even report this traffic. stop like I said, didn't turn on body cams and then they admitted that they didn't report the traffic stop because. They didn't turn on their body cams and they had had so many other policy violations in the past both of them have worked there for like 8 to 9 years that they didn't want to add any more policy violations to it so what the fuck both got fired. Both have been charged with like aggravated assault kidnapping. Other bullshit and like fuck these fucking guys and they look like fucking douche canoes assholes so not Bueno. They said that they know this happened in a high crime area so and also that the vehicle owner didn't match the vehicle and then the articles like but it did and I'm like I just don't understand what's happening. This is all some pluck and bullshit and fuck these guys that's it.
[2026-08-24 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Assholes
[2026-08-24 15:37:00] Dave: Omg you’ve been sitting on a folding chair??
[2026-08-24 15:39:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-24 15:39:00] Dave: Omg I bet
[2026-08-24 15:39:00] Dave: Fucking. Cops. Bro.
[2026-08-24 15:39:00] Sam Willis: My back hurts so fucking bad
[2026-08-24 16:03:00] Dave: But I’m pretty sure it is obvious if they have done so
[2026-08-24 16:03:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm
[2026-08-24 16:03:00] Sam Willis: Eggs can go bad right?
[2026-08-24 16:03:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-08-24 16:03:00] Dave: Which I don’t think I’ve EVER seen tbh
[2026-08-24 16:45:00] Sam Willis: Today’s MW Safety is another insane one. Insane fucking people.
[2026-08-24 16:48:00] Dave: I’m watching sgt Curtis and it’s also crazy
[2026-08-24 16:49:00] Dave: …just waiting on someone to let me know when she wants to check in 🤨
[2026-08-24 16:49:00] Sam Willis: I’m just shooketh
[2026-08-24 16:50:00] Sam Willis: Oh shit! 😅 I’m all out of sorts when I WFH on Monday! lol. Call me now?
[2026-08-24 17:38:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh my God dude the Midwest safety that I was telling you about with the insanity so this crazy bitch was running for city commissioner in some town in Minnesota and literally as she's in jail today she's running for the Minnesota Senate. She also got destroyed in the fucking city commissioner Race and I was just ready for the fucking sit oh my God People are so fucking weird
[2026-08-24 17:41:00] Dave: She’ll probably get elected 😅
[2026-08-24 17:41:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-24 17:42:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zZrye1EbZw Sergeant Curtis 11K likes, 5.6K comments. "Giant Veteran Confronts 8 Cops Head To H...
[2026-08-24 17:52:00] Sam Willis: Oh god. Can’t wait to watch this after my workout.
[2026-08-24 18:03:00] Sam Willis: Dude. My ass is huge. What is happening!!
[2026-08-24 18:03:00] Sam Willis: H U G E
[2026-08-24 18:15:00] Sam Willis: Also. I wonder if I can just lipo off my belly pooch
[2026-08-24 18:44:00] Dave: Idk but… 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-08-24 18:44:00] Dave: Whao!!
[2026-08-24 18:44:00] Dave: Idk but… 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-08-24 18:44:00] Dave: Whao!!
[2026-08-24 18:45:00] Dave: You have got suuuuch a great body 🥵
[2026-08-24 19:09:00] Sam Willis: So you agree it’s huge!!
[2026-08-24 19:13:00] Dave: Hell yeah !!
[2026-08-24 19:13:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want that!!!! lol
[2026-08-24 19:27:00] Dave: Well it isn’t really “huge”
[2026-08-24 19:27:00] Dave: Oh 😅
[2026-08-24 19:28:00] Dave: But it’s fucking hot
[2026-08-24 19:28:00] Dave: Dick… face… you name it
[2026-08-24 19:28:00] Dave: I’d kill to have it bouncing on something
[2026-08-24 19:31:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmmm yes please!!
[2026-08-24 19:43:00] Sam Willis: OK started Sgt Curtis
[2026-08-24 19:43:00] Sam Willis: Is this guy wasted
[2026-08-24 19:45:00] Sam Willis: Maybe he has a traumatic brain injury
[2026-08-24 19:46:00] Sam Willis: His veins on his head 😬😬
[2026-08-24 19:49:00] Sam Willis: This guy is like a tree
[2026-08-24 19:58:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo angry
[2026-08-24 19:58:00] Sam Willis: Is this guy doing like a training session in the middle of his traffic stop. wtf.
[2026-08-24 20:12:00] Sam Willis: He’s like a gorilla
[2026-08-24 20:13:00] Sam Willis: Maybe he’s actually sober
[2026-08-24 20:14:00] Sam Willis: Republican of fucking course
[2026-08-24 20:14:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-08-24 20:14:00] Dave: Fucking wild bro
[2026-08-24 20:14:00] Dave: That MWS with the lady, and the spider…
[2026-08-24 20:14:00] Sam Willis: She’s running for senate!!!
[2026-08-24 20:14:00] Sam Willis: Bro
[2026-08-24 20:14:00] Dave: Right?! I’m not sure. Maybe a combination of all of the above
[2026-08-24 20:16:00] Sam Willis: And I can’t wait until you watch the racist one
[2026-08-24 20:17:00] Dave: Ooh thanks for reminding me
[2026-08-24 20:54:00] Sam Willis: And now he’s an advocate
[2026-08-24 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Bro.
[2026-08-24 20:54:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-08-24 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Sober 2.5 yrs. After this video lol
[2026-08-24 20:54:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-24 20:55:00] Dave: Nice
[2026-08-24 20:56:00] Sam Willis: I’m sick of hearing this guy fucking talk
[2026-08-24 20:57:00] Sam Willis: He loves to hear himself
[2026-08-24 20:57:00] Sam Willis: He thinks he’s so much smarter than everyone else
[2026-08-24 20:57:00] Dave: Yeah he’s quite the monologuist
[2026-08-24 20:58:00] Sam Willis: “Oh you didn’t see kids chopped up in war??? What’s your purpose then??” 😂
[2026-08-24 20:59:00] Sam Willis: So was he an ex cop? I can’t tell
[2026-08-24 20:59:00] Dave: To be fair, those cops DID seem like little children playing cops 🤣
[2026-08-24 21:00:00] Sam Willis: Well he definitely seemed drunk as fuck
[2026-08-24 21:01:00] Sam Willis: I have 10 minutes left. I don’t know how tf they’re going to resolve this
[2026-08-24 21:02:00] Dave: No, not an ex cop
[2026-08-24 21:03:00] Dave: Meatball sandwich bro
[2026-08-24 21:03:00] Sam Willis: His wife said “why don’t you close your eyes and say a prayer” 😂
[2026-08-24 21:04:00] Sam Willis: FOR SATAN TO LEAVE YOU
[2026-08-24 21:04:00] Dave: He just wanted a meatball sandwich
[2026-08-24 21:04:00] Sam Willis: Dude his wife was the trick
[2026-08-24 21:05:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-08-24 21:06:00] Sam Willis: After he wasted 2 fucking hours talking
[2026-08-24 21:06:00] Sam Willis: Oh I don’t think it has anything to do with how liked or known he is. I think it’s bc he’s huge and they were too afraid to use force
[2026-08-24 21:06:00] Dave: I think all those probably know who he is locally - and he’s probably well liked in the community- which is why they gave him sooooo much leeway
[2026-08-24 21:08:00] Sam Willis: Bro did you see his apology
[2026-08-24 21:14:00] Dave: No
[2026-08-24 21:15:00] Sam Willis: https://www.facebook.com/SnakePitUSAMMA/posts/body-cam-footage-was-recently-requested-and-released-from-a-dui-i-received-in-20/1228487048843977/ Body cam foota... - Snake Pit USA MMA/Machado Jiu-Jitsu Body cam footage was recently requested and released from a DUI I received in 2023 and posted to a “Bodycam Ninja” YouTube page. My family and I have already paid dearly for my inexcusable behavior...
[2026-08-24 21:16:00] Sam Willis: Ppl are commenting on it now after seeing Sgt Curtis’s video 😅
[2026-08-24 21:17:00] Dave: Ooh yeah. He was known. Machado BJJ and snake Pit are big names.
[2026-08-24 21:29:00] Dave: I just got home from the gym
[2026-08-24 21:29:00] Sam Willis: Good job you!
[2026-08-24 21:29:00] Sam Willis: About to start working
[2026-08-24 21:29:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-08-24 21:30:00] Dave: Ewwwwwe
[2026-08-24 21:30:00] Dave: Like work-work? Or work on packing and stuff
[2026-08-24 21:30:00] Sam Willis: Work work 😩
[2026-08-24 21:31:00] Dave: I didn’t feel like going, and the workout was meh. But… I went
[2026-08-24 21:31:00] Dave: How was your workout?
[2026-08-24 21:32:00] Sam Willis: I was really glad I went.
[2026-08-24 21:32:00] Sam Willis: Upper body 💪💪
[2026-08-24 21:33:00] Sam Willis: What did you workout
[2026-08-24 21:34:00] Dave: Of each
[2026-08-24 21:34:00] Dave: Chest. I only did 2 exercises. Decline press, and db flys. 5 x 15
[2026-08-24 21:51:00] Dave: Alright babydoll, I’m going to try to get some sleep so I can get my ass up in the morning 😅
[2026-08-24 21:51:00] Sam Willis: Good luck baby! I love you lots. ❤️❤️ can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-08-24 21:52:00] Dave: Love you sweetie
[2026-08-24 21:52:00] Dave: Me either 😊
[2026-08-24 21:52:00] Dave: Nite nite
[2026-08-24 21:53:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
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DAY OVERVIEW The couple spent Monday working remotely, discussing their lazy mornings, health, and future moves. The conversation shifted from casual to sexually charged in the evening, while also touching on political issues and societal concerns. The most defining moment was their playful and heated discussion about physical fitness and desires.
TOPIC INVENTORY
- Morning Laziness & Work from Home
- Both expressed difficulty getting out of bed and discussed laziness and active recovery. Dave mentioned a "duck sick day," and they joked about not getting up.
- Emotional register: Playful, resigned.
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Notable quote: "I can’t get up. It feels too good laying in bed" — [Dave].
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Health & Sleep
- Sam discussed her sleep score, dreams, and a mattress recommendation from a Reddit thread. She was disappointed her ring ran out of battery.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, hopeful.
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Notable quote: "I needed to check my sleep score and I didn't have my ring on me all weekend" — [Sam].
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Monday Moves & Physical Fitness
- Both mentioned fitness routines and plans for the day, including workouts and a tech summit.
- Emotional register: Determined, exhausted.
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Notable quote: "I signed up to workout at 4:30. Sigh" — [Sam].
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Police Misconduct & Societal Issues
- Sam discussed a news article about Phoenix police officers who were fired and charged for misconduct.
- Emotional register: Outraged, frustrated.
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Notable quote: "These cops were fucking douche canoes" — [Sam].
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Future Plans & Excitement
- Sam shared her excitement about the daycare for her dogs and a potential new job assignment.
- Emotional register: Excited, nervous.
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Notable quote: "CRE finally confirmed my new seat… let’s see where it is" — [Sam].
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Personal Purchases & Shopping
- Sam shared details about a blanket and a lymphatic drainage brush she purchased.
- Emotional register: Excited, slightly guilty.
- Notable quote: "I just been buying things. It's not been good" — [Sam].
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam and Dave discussed her physical appearance, with Sam expressing concern about her belly, and Dave complimenting her. - Emotional register: Flirtatious, appreciative. - Notable quote: "Whao!! You have got suuuuch a great body" — [Dave].
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - The conversation started with a playful banter about laziness and evolved into a more intimate and sexually charged discussion. - They shared feelings of frustration about societal issues and excitement about personal purchases and plans. - The power dynamic was balanced, with both taking turns leading and following the conversation.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I can’t get up. It feels too good laying in bed" — [Dave]. - "I needed to check my sleep score and I didn't have my ring on me all weekend" — [Sam]. - "These cops were fucking douche canoes" — [Sam]. - "CRE finally confirmed my new seat… let’s see where it is" — [Sam]. - "Whao!! You have got suuuuch a great body" — [Dave].
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's upcoming tech summit and new job assignment. - Possible future discussions about the mattress recommendation and daycare arrangements. - Unresolved topic about their shopping habits.
MOOD MAP Playful → Curious → Outraged → Flirtatious → Excited
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
211
34.7 more; previous daily average 176.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
34
8.7 more; previous daily average 25.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 93 · 44% | 118 · 56% |
| Average reply time | 4m 33s (n=52) | 5m 14s (n=52) |
| Conversation starts | 0 of 1 · 0% | 1 of 1 · 100% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 4m 33s (n=52). 71% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 40s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 305 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 5m 14s (n=52). 16% longer; pooled historical mean 4m 29s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 295 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 0.0%; 41.7 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 41.7% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 4m 21s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.2%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 71% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 40s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 305 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 211 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (27), Humor (22), Affection (7), Checking in (6), Frustration (6)
- Sam Willis: Status update (42), Humor (19), Frustration (13), Vulnerability (8), Checking in (7)
Tension and positive follow-ups
11 of 21 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (52%).
10 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 22s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 21 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning babe. I’m WFH today
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
I can’t get up ugh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Now, are you alive? lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hope you’re taking a sick day and sleeping
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Omg I can’t get up
- Context · · Sam Willis
Count down from 5 and then when you hit 1, blast off!!
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
I HATE MORNINGS
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea I literally feel like I will DIE if I have to get up some mornings
- Context · · Sam Willis
This is in a book I read by Mel Robbin’s. Supposedly it’s a “thing”. It has worked for me at times. This message responded to an earlier message.
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
This is in a book I read by Mel Robbin’s. Supposedly it’s a “thing”. It has worked for me at times.
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
…didn’t work 🤷♂️
- Context · · Dave
Still in bed
- Context · · Dave
🤭
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
194 of 211 messages (91.9%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 89 / 93 | 95.7% |
| Sam Willis | 105 / 118 | 89.0% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.85 |
| Appreciation | 0.85 |
| Checking in | 0.69 |
| Deep sharing | 0.78 |
| Disagreement | 0.70 |
| Emotional support | 0.72 |
| Encouragement | 0.79 |
| Excitement | 0.72 |
| Flirting | 0.72 |
| Frustration | 0.78 |
| Humor | 0.71 |
| Passive aggression | 0.70 |
| Planning | 0.67 |
| Request | 0.60 |
| Sexting | 0.90 |
| Status update | 0.63 |
| Vulnerability | 0.69 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 13:38:56
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good morning babe. I’m WFH today
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t get up ugh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Now, are you alive? lol
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s life changing
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, I saw that
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oooh, nice
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like laying on an actual marshmallow lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GZLRDLW4/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_XNB88B87RYKX3W868MYS Mellow Comforter Puffy "Marshmallow" Loft (2X Fill) - Double-stuffed for a visibly fluffy, cloud-like comforter. Great as a duvet insert or standalone com…
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Oooh! I can’t wait
- Context · · Sam Willis
Remind me to tell you about the Phoenix police officers that were arrested
- Detected signal · · Dave
You know what the best thing ever is… When my feet are cold because I’m wearing flip flops and Bear comes over and lays up against me like he does ☺️
- Context · · Dave
And warms my foot
- Context · · Sam Willis
That is the best
Appreciation
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Right?! I’m not sure. Maybe a combination of all of the above
- Context · · Sam Willis
And I can’t wait until you watch the racist one
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ooh thanks for reminding me
- Context · · Sam Willis
And now he’s an advocate
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bro.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Ooh yeah. He was known. Machado BJJ and snake Pit are big names.
- Context · · Dave
I just got home from the gym
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good job you!
- Context · · Sam Willis
About to start working
- Context · · Dave
What are you up to?
Checking in
Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning babe. I’m WFH today
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t get up ugh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Now, are you alive? lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hope you’re taking a sick day and sleeping
- Context · · Dave
Idek lol. I was planning on just wfh but I might take a duck sick day
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
16 min and counting on hold just to reschedule a damn dr appt. Fuck it.
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s bullshit
- Detected signal · · Dave
How is that even possible for the scheduling person to be held up that long
- Context · · Dave
What the actual fuck
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hung up.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So real quick cause I have one more meeting, but oh my God dude my back is like breaking from sitting in this fucking floating chair. I never did bring back in my office chair after I saved the house so I'm literally working…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Assholes
- Detected signal · · Dave
Omg you’ve been sitting on a folding chair??
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Omg I bet
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
Yaaaaaay!!
- Context · · Dave
It’s getting so close!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I also contacted the daycare yesterday, but dude did I tell you hold on I'm scrolling up Yes, I did. That is more fucking expensive but anyway I sent along a picture of each of the dogs. And they responded back and they're l…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I'm so excited for your hundred dollar bike was that $100 after the 50% off or did you pay to 50? Anyway You sound like you like her On a shopping craze, you sound a little manic about it which I love cause…
- Context · · Sam Willis
For a blanket
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
You’re gettin’ there though!!
- Context · · Dave
Oooh! I can’t wait
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Remind me to tell you about the Phoenix police officers that were arrested
- Context · · Dave
You know what the best thing ever is… When my feet are cold because I’m wearing flip flops and Bear comes over and lays up against me like he does ☺️
- Context · · Dave
And warms my foot
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I signed up to workout at 430. Sigh
- Context · · Dave
Good job!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So real quick cause I have one more meeting, but oh my God dude my back is like breaking from sitting in this fucking floating chair. I never did bring back in my office chair after I saved the house so I'm literally working…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Assholes
- Context · · Dave
Omg you’ve been sitting on a folding chair??
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like laying on an actual marshmallow lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GZLRDLW4/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_XNB88B87RYKX3W868MYS Mellow Comforter Puffy "Marshmallow" Loft (2X Fill) - Double-stuffed for a visibly fluffy, cloud-like comforter. Great as a duvet insert or standalone com…
- Detected signal · · Dave
But you don’t lay ON your comforter…
- Context · · Sam Willis
No but the dogs do 🤭🤭🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
16 min and counting on hold just to reschedule a damn dr appt. Fuck it.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.629
- Context · · Dave
And warms my foot
- Context · · Sam Willis
That is the best
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Although I still don’t understand why you wear shoes in the house but you do you boo
- Context · · Dave
I don’t understand why you DON’T
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc it’s weird
score 0.69 · confidence 0.6204999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
That is the best
- Context · · Sam Willis
Although I still don’t understand why you wear shoes in the house but you do you boo
- Detected signal · · Dave
I don’t understand why you DON’T
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc it’s weird
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re in your home
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t get up ugh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Now, are you alive? lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I hope you’re taking a sick day and sleeping
- Context · · Dave
Idek lol. I was planning on just wfh but I might take a duck sick day
- Context · · Dave
(I went back to bed)
score 0.76 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
No
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dave!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I Finally pulled myself out of bed oh my God I got up I'm logged on it's gonna work from home so I was tired Logged on at a handful of potato chips, drink energy drink I packed up some…
- Context · · Sam Willis
You gotta go!!! You’ll die if you don’t lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes that’s the same concept for the 5 second rule
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
What the actual fuck
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hung up.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
6 more meetings to go 😭
- Context · · Dave
Ugh
- Context · · Dave
You’re gettin’ there though!!
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
This must be how you feel
- Context · · Dave
Omg I can’t get up
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Count down from 5 and then when you hit 1, blast off!!
- Context · · Dave
I HATE MORNINGS
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea I literally feel like I will DIE if I have to get up some mornings
score 0.79 · confidence 0.714
- Context · · Dave
It’s getting so close!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I also contacted the daycare yesterday, but dude did I tell you hold on I'm scrolling up Yes, I did. That is more fucking expensive but anyway I sent along a picture of each of the dogs. And they responded back and they're l…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I'm so excited for your hundred dollar bike was that $100 after the 50% off or did you pay to 50? Anyway You sound like you like her On a shopping craze, you sound a little manic about it which I love cause…
- Context · · Sam Willis
For a blanket
- Context · · Dave
What’s so special about it
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Sam Willis
6 more meetings to go 😭
- Context · · Dave
Ugh
- Detected signal · · Dave
You’re gettin’ there though!!
- Context · · Dave
Oooh! I can’t wait
- Context · · Sam Willis
Remind me to tell you about the Phoenix police officers that were arrested
Excitement
Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.88 · confidence 0.782
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Sam Willis
Movers booked to load up my UPack ✅
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yaaaaaay!!
- Context · · Dave
It’s getting so close!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I also contacted the daycare yesterday, but dude did I tell you hold on I'm scrolling up Yes, I did. That is more fucking expensive but anyway I sent along a picture of each of the dogs. And they responded back and they're l…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Movers booked to load up my UPack ✅
- Context · · Dave
Yaaaaaay!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s getting so close!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I also contacted the daycare yesterday, but dude did I tell you hold on I'm scrolling up Yes, I did. That is more fucking expensive but anyway I sent along a picture of each of the dogs. And they responded back and they're l…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I'm so excited for your hundred dollar bike was that $100 after the 50% off or did you pay to 50? Anyway You sound like you like her On a shopping craze, you sound a little manic about it which I love cause…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.75
- Context · · Sam Willis
Daycare is pay as you go, or I could buy packages
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
But I’ve heard amazing things!!! lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Normally $275 😬😬
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Flirting
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Idk but… 🥵🥵🥵
- Context · · Dave
Whao!! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
You have got suuuuch a great body 🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
So you agree it’s huge!!
- Context · · Dave
Hell yeah !!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Dick… face… you name it
- Context · · Dave
I’d kill to have it bouncing on something
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Mmmmmm yes please!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK started Sgt Curtis
- Context · · Sam Willis
Is this guy wasted
Frustration
Showing 3 of 19 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.96
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning babe. I’m WFH today
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I can’t get up ugh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Now, are you alive? lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hope you’re taking a sick day and sleeping
score 0.90 · confidence 0.782
- Context · · Dave
Omg I can’t get up
- Context · · Sam Willis
Count down from 5 and then when you hit 1, blast off!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
I HATE MORNINGS
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea I literally feel like I will DIE if I have to get up some mornings
- Context · · Sam Willis
This is in a book I read by Mel Robbin’s. Supposedly it’s a “thing”. It has worked for me at times. This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Sam Willis
This is in a book I read by Mel Robbin’s. Supposedly it’s a “thing”. It has worked for me at times.
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
…didn’t work 🤷♂️
- Context · · Dave
Still in bed
- Context · · Dave
🤭
Humor
Showing 3 of 41 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good morning babe. I’m WFH today
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t get up ugh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Now, are you alive? lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hope you’re taking a sick day and sleeping
- Context · · Dave
Idek lol. I was planning on just wfh but I might take a duck sick day
score 0.72 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Look at all the data points though 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
This must be how you feel
- Context · · Dave
Omg I can’t get up
- Context · · Sam Willis
Count down from 5 and then when you hit 1, blast off!!
score 0.75 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
This must be how you feel
- Detected signal · · Dave
Omg I can’t get up
- Context · · Sam Willis
Count down from 5 and then when you hit 1, blast off!!
- Context · · Dave
I HATE MORNINGS
Passive aggression
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Nice
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m sick of hearing this guy fucking talk
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
He loves to hear himself
- Context · · Sam Willis
He thinks he’s so much smarter than everyone else
- Context · · Dave
Yeah he’s quite the monologuist
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m sick of hearing this guy fucking talk
- Context · · Sam Willis
He loves to hear himself
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
He thinks he’s so much smarter than everyone else
- Context · · Dave
Yeah he’s quite the monologuist
- Context · · Sam Willis
“Oh you didn’t see kids chopped up in war??? What’s your purpose then??” 😂
Planning
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.77 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Dave
Ugh
- Context · · Dave
You’re gettin’ there though!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oooh! I can’t wait
- Context · · Sam Willis
Remind me to tell you about the Phoenix police officers that were arrested
- Context · · Dave
You know what the best thing ever is… When my feet are cold because I’m wearing flip flops and Bear comes over and lays up against me like he does ☺️
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Dave
…just waiting on someone to let me know when she wants to check in 🤨
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m just shooketh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh shit! 😅 I’m all out of sorts when I WFH on Monday! lol. Call me now?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh my God dude the Midwest safety that I was telling you about with the insanity so this crazy bitch was running for city commissioner in some town in Minnesota and literally as she's in jail today she's running for the Minn…
- Context · · Dave
She’ll probably get elected 😅
score 0.60 · confidence 0.6
- Context · · Dave
What are you up to?
- Context · · Dave
Ewwwwwe
- Detected signal · · Dave
Like work-work? Or work on packing and stuff
- Context · · Sam Willis
Work work 😩
- Context · · Dave
I didn’t feel like going, and the workout was meh. But… I went
Request
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I'm so excited for your hundred dollar bike was that $100 after the 50% off or did you pay to 50? Anyway You sound like you like her On a shopping craze, you sound a little manic about it which I love cause…
- Context · · Sam Willis
For a blanket
- Detected signal · · Dave
What’s so special about it
- Context · · Sam Willis
Daycare is pay as you go, or I could buy packages
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.72 · confidence 0.646
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc it’s weird
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re in your home
- Detected signal · · Dave
But why would you not want to wear shoes? They protect your feet, provide cushioning, keep them warm…
- Context · · Sam Willis
The only place where you CAN not wear shoes
- Context · · Sam Willis
CRE finally confirmed my new seat…let’s see where it is 😬😬
score 0.60 · confidence 0.6
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bro did you see his apology
- Context · · Dave
No
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
https://www.facebook.com/SnakePitUSAMMA/posts/body-cam-footage-was-recently-requested-and-released-from-a-dui-i-received-in-20/1228487048843977/ Body cam foota... - Snake Pit USA MMA/Machado Jiu-Jitsu Body cam footage was recently requeste…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ppl are commenting on it now after seeing Sgt Curtis’s video 😅
- Context · · Dave
Ooh yeah. He was known. Machado BJJ and snake Pit are big names.
Sexting
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Idk but… 🥵🥵🥵
- Context · · Dave
Whao!! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
You have got suuuuch a great body 🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
So you agree it’s huge!!
- Context · · Dave
Hell yeah !!
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
But it’s fucking hot
- Context · · Dave
Dick… face… you name it
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’d kill to have it bouncing on something
- Context · · Sam Willis
Mmmmmm yes please!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK started Sgt Curtis
Status update
Showing 3 of 69 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Sam Willis
Now, are you alive? lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hope you’re taking a sick day and sleeping
- Detected signal · · Dave
Idek lol. I was planning on just wfh but I might take a duck sick day
- Context · · Dave
(I went back to bed)
- Context · · Dave
It feels too good laying in bed
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hope you’re taking a sick day and sleeping
- Context · · Dave
Idek lol. I was planning on just wfh but I might take a duck sick day
- Detected signal · · Dave
(I went back to bed)
- Context · · Dave
It feels too good laying in bed
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning turd I need to fuck is already 10 o'clock there have you even been online? Anyway I am also working from home today which reminds me I need to put that on my calendar because I will forget also I definitely shou…
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Dave
Idek lol. I was planning on just wfh but I might take a duck sick day
- Context · · Dave
(I went back to bed)
- Detected signal · · Dave
It feels too good laying in bed
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning turd I need to fuck is already 10 o'clock there have you even been online? Anyway I am also working from home today which reminds me I need to put that on my calendar because I will forget also I definitely shou…
- Context · · Sam Willis
He recommended the WinkBed. Never heard of it but looks expensive. THERE’S TOO MANY OPTIONS!!
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.88 · confidence 0.782
- Context · · Sam Willis
Count down from 5 and then when you hit 1, blast off!!
- Context · · Dave
I HATE MORNINGS
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yea I literally feel like I will DIE if I have to get up some mornings
- Context · · Sam Willis
This is in a book I read by Mel Robbin’s. Supposedly it’s a “thing”. It has worked for me at times. This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea I literally feel like I will DIE if I have to get up some mornings This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.89 · confidence 0.782
- Context · · Sam Willis
I signed up to workout at 430. Sigh
- Context · · Dave
Good job!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So real quick cause I have one more meeting, but oh my God dude my back is like breaking from sitting in this fucking floating chair. I never did bring back in my office chair after I saved the house so I'm literally working…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Assholes
- Context · · Dave
Omg you’ve been sitting on a folding chair??
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I’m watching sgt Curtis and it’s also crazy
- Context · · Dave
…just waiting on someone to let me know when she wants to check in 🤨
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m just shooketh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh shit! 😅 I’m all out of sorts when I WFH on Monday! lol. Call me now?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh my God dude the Midwest safety that I was telling you about with the insanity so this crazy bitch was running for city commissioner in some town in Minnesota and literally as she's in jail today she's running for the Minn…