2026-06-05
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[2026-06-05 06:56:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I did And you were right about the birthday sex But my absence is still intact and that all actually ended well so what happened was After I texted you and I was already in bed Julie came in in like Went in the bathroom and get ready to go to bed just like usual She came, creeping up and in my bed, naked and snuggled up next to me And I was like oh sorry drink too many beers. I don't think I can think I can. Handle anything right now Because I did drink like six beers last night Anyway So I said that and I was like you know how how's this gonna go? And because I was definitely not interested or thinking about anything but you Thankfully She said oh thank God So we got to talk and She was like you know so I know we talked about this before. I'm really sorry it's not been in the mood. She said like she can't even or she doesn't even like get horny to eat at all or wet or anything like anymore. It has it for like. I don't know a while And we just talked about it and I was like it's totally fine because I'm honestly Not really ever that horny either I'm just like I don't know. Maybe this is the next evolution of. Life or whatever you know and we kinda talk about how like you know you always wonder how that happens where people stop having sex, but it just kinda happened without you know have a really Taking much about it As we get older and shit So it actually Ended pretty well With an understanding, I guess that I'm totally OK if she doesn't have sex Because I was like I've got I've got enough machines around here that it's So kind of joked about it in No big deal Which was pretty cool so She was gonna like offer it up anyway since it was birthday time or whatever and I was like nope don't worry, but that was my plan was I've always got it But that was it Just too much In a section where people are being dumb I'm not sure how that intersection seems to work I'm pretty sure They aren't doing all right oh sorry OK anyway So, how was your evening? Did you finish the Michael Jackson thing? I think I got to finish the second The second episode I did watch the thriller after the second episode I resist Anyway, on the way to work You know something that grinds my ears is when there's like oh my God, this fucking guy speaking of grinding my ears Just that real quick You know when like Lanes are emerging together like I'm on the on-ramp for the interstate here and like this fucking there's like The line right there's a straight line before it gets to the dash line and like the hole You're not supposed to cross until the dash line right but motherfuckers like shoot out Across the solid line will do everything in my power to keep them from like from getting in ahead of me or into traffic or whatever like that just really drives it crazy and what I saw Or like when people like so when I'm merging across and someone cuts across the line behind me, I wait till the dash line I will fucking pull right out in front To fucking hit me So anyway, we just happened back there is the guy didn't just cross the side line. He crossed like before. The solid line even start like the fucking grass. It was it was pretty ridiculous and now here I am right behind him anyway like I waited in line like normal so it's like bro We were like literally in the exact same position and you went through all that trouble and I don't know whatever I just want those things annoy me you better not do that. Those people that fuck cuts all across traffic like that. Anyway, we're looking at about four days now I cannot wait to see you That's gonna be great I am Traffic is a little worse than that should be for Friday We'll see how it is once I get into Southlake We're in the ring again today The fake one Just to see if I can if I can Make it used to it if I want to I don't know Kind of still cause I know like I won't ever really look at the data that much Like spent 500+ dollars on something and maybe not like if it was it was like 200 bucks yeah I could see It a try after a month I'm not using it just whatever I don't care 500. That's kind of like them that's Dump truck up here piece of shit Sorry, I know Oh damn, you really are 10 1/2 inches this morning That's gonna make you excited to see that open up and see All right baby I love you. I can't wait to talk to you today. I will see you soon bye-bye
[2026-06-05 08:22:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-05 08:22:00] Dave: What?!
[2026-06-05 08:23:00] Sam Willis: Listening to your audio
[2026-06-05 08:27:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm
[2026-06-05 08:34:00] Sam Willis: Morning baby
[2026-06-05 08:34:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-05 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Also. I knew I’d be right. 🤪
[2026-06-05 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Oh noooo
[2026-06-05 08:35:00] Dave: I got a hangover 🙄
[2026-06-05 08:35:00] Sam Willis: I gotta get into the shower but talk soon.
[2026-06-05 08:35:00] Dave: So tired
[2026-06-05 08:36:00] Sam Willis: I’m proud of you for going into the office though!
[2026-06-05 08:36:00] Dave: Laying down
[2026-06-05 08:36:00] Sam Willis: OK take a power nap. Love you ❤️
[2026-06-05 08:36:00] Dave: Go take a shower I’m gonna take a nap
[2026-06-05 08:36:00] Sam Willis: Dave. Lmfao
[2026-06-05 08:36:00] Sam Willis: What!!!
[2026-06-05 08:36:00] Dave: I’m in my car rn lol
[2026-06-05 08:36:00] Dave: Hehe
[2026-06-05 09:18:00] Dave: Yeah but im back at my desk
[2026-06-05 09:18:00] Sam Willis: Are you still napping?
[2026-06-05 09:19:00] Dave: Just so tired
[2026-06-05 09:19:00] Dave: Yeah I’m fine lol
[2026-06-05 09:19:00] Sam Willis: Are you doing ok?
[2026-06-05 09:22:00] Dave: I think I might just go home
[2026-06-05 09:24:00] Sam Willis: Is anyone even there?
[2026-06-05 09:24:00] Dave: Sloan
[2026-06-05 09:25:00] Dave: And I’ve seen a dozen or so people coming and going
[2026-06-05 09:35:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning Yeah, let me know if you end up just going home. Do you have any meetings today or anything? I feel like it's just like day. It feels like we're like on like it feels like it's a holiday weekend coming up I guess it's cause like we're off those next week. I don't know but I feel that way I feel like I shouldn't be working today and like nobody's gonna be working today, but that's not necessarily case but I don't know I'm all fucked up. Anyway, sorry that you're hung over. I didn't know you were enjoying yourself with multiple beers last night. What beers are you drinking? By the way are you back on that Modelo? I don't know maybe it was Modelo So anyway Interesting about the birthday sex So did she stay like sleeping with you all night or did you like get up and go back to her room? Honestly, I feel bad. I feel bad that she is like going through that with menopause and shit and I also feel bad that like she was still willing to try for you. That just makes me feel bad But I'm glad you guys talked about it remember but like at some point you still have to have sex so I don't know Anyway What else is going on oh the traffic thing like the driving thing of like the crossing over even when it's still a solid line Sorry, I'm not gonna say that I haven't done that and if the opportunity present itself where there's opening and then like I might take it you know I don't cross over fucking rocking grass and shit but Yeah, I don't know. We'll see my biggest thing is I tailgate? That's all it's like I'm on people's ass cause they need to fucking go, but that's it and sometimes I'm like kind of swerving you know like I'm writing on the lines you know I'm not really doing a great job driving straight. So yeah, anyway I have really like forgotten how to like adult and take care of myself. I cannot believe how fucking lazy I've been every day after work this week. Well and last week And like was it also the week before? I don't know I should be so productive. I should be working out like all the motivation. I thought I'd have to like get my shit together is not there. I'm gonna chalk it up to the fact that I'm like in a space that I don't want to be in meaning like my house in Phoenix and so I just don't have motivation to like I don't know I don't know it's just different so I just feel like I'm in limbo layout and Everything is just kinda standing still until I get on Yeah, it doesn't feel great though Not at all I'm also just like really Everything about work it's just me out to be honest like all the change and how like little I feel and felt and just I don't know I sound so millennial right now like I care about being boss, but I mean fuck I don't know it just really rubs me the wrong way. He really really does so. That's all, but yes, I did finish the Michael Jackson thing I mean nothing and it was like her shattering or new I didn't realize like how fucking good is where was though Completely eviscerated people in trial, but So yeah Disgusting behavior and like honestly with him dying a few years after that like like good riddance, I don't know like yes he was a fucking mega star and amazing but I don't know I don't I don't like feel it. I feel like he was up to a point and then it's like just dropped off so. Anyway, this morning All right, well I am going to let you go and I will talk to you soon. I'm sure.
[2026-06-05 09:36:00] Dave: Yeah, Modelo “beer”
[2026-06-05 09:36:00] Dave: Yeah she went back to her room
[2026-06-05 09:37:00] Dave: Hahaha, omg EVERYTHING makes you feel bad
[2026-06-05 09:38:00] Dave: …and your driving 🤦♂️
[2026-06-05 09:39:00] Sam Willis: Well!! I empathize
[2026-06-05 09:39:00] Dave: lol… this week… and last week…… aaaand the week before
[2026-06-05 09:39:00] Dave: I know what you mean about limbo
[2026-06-05 09:48:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to this weekend?
[2026-06-05 09:49:00] Dave: Getting ready to come see your ass!!
[2026-06-05 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeeee!!
[2026-06-05 09:50:00] Dave: Hbu
[2026-06-05 09:51:00] Sam Willis: Getting ready for you!!!
[2026-06-05 09:51:00] Dave: Eeeeeee!!
[2026-06-05 09:53:00] Dave: Do I want to get this dumb ring lol?..
[2026-06-05 09:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh yes, I also meant to say don't get the fucking rain. Oh my God the amount of your question questioning it just means it's not meant for you. And you're not meant for it you either are excited about it or you're fucking not it's $500 so don't get the ring
[2026-06-05 09:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Actually, so tonight I'm watching the my old foster dog Cami. She's staying the night and will be picked up sometime tomorrow. I don't even think we're gonna work out this weekend. All I wanna do is fucking sleeping so tomorrow probably sleeping. I really need to paint that fucking bathroom that I have not painted and I really need to finish the touchups on the two bedrooms that they fucking painted so yeah I didn't mind doing that this weekend and then just like Don't know It's just my desire to do anything it just God I'm gonna also chop it up to the heat. I have all of these excuses. I feel like there were something else going on this weekend though but Maybe I'll work out Sunday morning maybe not just have not been feeling it at all Feeling a damn thing so That's about it. I was going to try to fly. Obviously Not next weekend but the weekend after with the Juneteenth long weekend so I could look at houses but can be gone and my dad's in a golf tournament all weekend that weekend and so it's also Father's Day weekend so anyway, I'm just like fuck it I'll come look at houses another time although I probably really should go soon. Maybe I'll go the weekend after I don't know. I don't know so That's all
[2026-06-05 09:55:00] Dave: Lmao… the heat
[2026-06-05 09:55:00] Dave: It ain’t hot inside your house where the painting needs to get done right?
[2026-06-05 09:56:00] Sam Willis: lol no I mean I blame the heat for being the reason why I don’t want to do anything at all
[2026-06-05 09:56:00] Dave: But I kinda want it!!
[2026-06-05 09:57:00] Sam Willis: I don’t know anyone who got it that has been like this is a POS
[2026-06-05 09:57:00] Sam Willis: Well I love mine
[2026-06-05 09:57:00] Dave: That’s what I’m saying!! I’m on the fence
[2026-06-05 09:58:00] Dave: And…. 10:00?.. yeah I think I’m going tf home lol
[2026-06-05 10:02:00] Dave: I can always use it for a couple weeks and return it if I don’t love it
[2026-06-05 10:02:00] Dave: I can always use it for a couple weeks and return it if I don’t love it
[2026-06-05 10:03:00] Sam Willis: That’s true
[2026-06-05 10:15:00] Sam Willis: Bc even after just having one a night, I’m like dragging asssss
[2026-06-05 10:15:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to try not to have any more alcohol until you get here. lol
[2026-06-05 10:34:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-05 10:35:00] Sam Willis: Let me know when you’re all set up. Then I’ll add you to my circle!
[2026-06-05 10:35:00] Sam Willis: Woo hooooo!!!
[2026-06-05 11:14:00] Sam Willis: It’s fucking freezing in this office
[2026-06-05 11:15:00] Dave: Shit sucks
[2026-06-05 11:15:00] Dave: It’s always cold in SL
[2026-06-05 11:31:00] Dave: Ok. First oura of business… track this NAP
[2026-06-05 11:31:00] Sam Willis: Omg
[2026-06-05 11:31:00] Sam Willis: Who even are you
[2026-06-05 11:31:00] Dave: Get it? Instead of order of business 🤭
[2026-06-05 11:31:00] Sam Willis: Ok let me know!!
[2026-06-05 11:31:00] Dave: I’ll see myself out
[2026-06-05 11:32:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-06-05 11:32:00] Sam Willis: You have the Bluetooth all set up??
[2026-06-05 11:32:00] Sam Willis: Ok. Have a good nap baby
[2026-06-05 11:32:00] Dave: dclutter1@gmail.com
[2026-06-05 11:32:00] Dave: So tired
[2026-06-05 11:32:00] Dave: Invite me to your thing or whatever
[2026-06-05 12:03:00] Sam Willis: Join my Oura Circle, S+D 💪😴☺️🥵💦:
[2026-06-05 12:03:00] Sam Willis: https://cloud.ouraring.com/user/circles/invite?t=72ec1d98-d4ae-49c1-87db-f75eb3446d16&rc=raf_2026_may Oura on the web
[2026-06-05 13:01:00] Sam Willis: You sleepy man….
[2026-06-05 13:18:00] Sam Willis: Well??! Did it track it?
[2026-06-05 13:25:00] Dave: Only about half of it
[2026-06-05 13:25:00] Dave: Oh, no wait
[2026-06-05 13:26:00] Dave: Because now it shows the whole time. Before if only showed 30 mins
[2026-06-05 13:26:00] Dave: I guess it had to think about it
[2026-06-05 13:27:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-05 13:27:00] Sam Willis: Did you join my circle?!?
[2026-06-05 13:27:00] Dave: Yes!!!
[2026-06-05 13:27:00] Sam Willis: Ahh you did!
[2026-06-05 13:28:00] Dave: What should it be?
[2026-06-05 13:28:00] Sam Willis: How many calories
[2026-06-05 13:28:00] Dave: I just woke up
[2026-06-05 13:28:00] Sam Willis: OK what’s your daily activity goal?
[2026-06-05 13:28:00] Sam Willis: TELL ME
[2026-06-05 13:28:00] Dave: Brooooo
[2026-06-05 13:28:00] Dave: Idek
[2026-06-05 13:29:00] Sam Willis: Burned. Obvi.
[2026-06-05 13:29:00] Sam Willis: Blah
[2026-06-05 13:29:00] Sam Willis: Mine is 500 calories
[2026-06-05 13:29:00] Dave: What is yours?
[2026-06-05 13:29:00] Sam Willis: Click the damn activity icon and see what it says
[2026-06-05 13:29:00] Dave: And also, how’s your day going?
[2026-06-05 13:29:00] Sam Willis: Blah
[2026-06-05 13:30:00] Sam Willis: No. I would leave it at whatever it defaults to you
[2026-06-05 13:30:00] Dave: Gotta keep it realistic
[2026-06-05 13:30:00] Dave: lol… can I set my goal to be to store 500 calories as fast lol?
[2026-06-05 13:31:00] Sam Willis: Bastards
[2026-06-05 13:31:00] Sam Willis: But when it knows you’re sick, it lowers it
[2026-06-05 13:31:00] Sam Willis: For now
[2026-06-05 13:31:00] Sam Willis: And then when you’re feeling great, the fucking thing is like let me up your goal!!
[2026-06-05 13:32:00] Dave: How thoughtful
[2026-06-05 13:32:00] Sam Willis: I’m heading home at noon. Then I have meetings from 1-2.
[2026-06-05 13:32:00] Sam Willis: But atleast I’ll be home
[2026-06-05 13:33:00] Dave: It feels like a holiday for me to. I meant to comment on that earlier 😁
[2026-06-05 13:35:00] Sam Willis: But I need to workkkkk
[2026-06-05 14:18:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Hello so Kendall just called me. She's the dog Cami's mom and she's like oh my God the person just called and was like I have the wrong date. I need you guys to be here tomorrow. So anyway, she's like can you still walk her tomorrow night instead like yes So anyway, now I'm free tonight and now I'm like I really should be productive and then I should probably get up at fucking to go work out at the 8 AM class. Am I going to probably not but I could try to knock out painting the bathroom tonight I don't know. I also like want something good for dinner Like I don't know I miss good cooking I'm not doing that for myself. What should I get? I need to think of something like delicious but like also fast food so what the fuck is that like nothing sounds good. You know I hate that you're like craving. Something really good but nothing sounds good at the same time. I don't know it's all weird.
[2026-06-05 14:20:00] Dave: Don’t work out!! Fuck that shit
[2026-06-05 14:21:00] Dave: You could at least knock out the touchup painting probably?
[2026-06-05 14:22:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm I want icecream
[2026-06-05 14:22:00] Dave: What about some Texas Roadhouse or something like that? Oh man that chicken fried chicken was the fucking jizz! And if you get it to go they put the gravy separate so it doesn’t get all soggy and gross
[2026-06-05 14:23:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-05 14:23:00] Dave: Too warm lol
[2026-06-05 14:23:00] Sam Willis: This sounds too heavy though. Like…too warm
[2026-06-05 14:23:00] Sam Willis: This sounds too heavy though. Like…too warm
[2026-06-05 14:24:00] Sam Willis: I’m impossible, I know
[2026-06-05 14:25:00] Dave: Impossibly sexxxy 😏
[2026-06-05 14:26:00] Dave: 🤤🤤🤤
[2026-06-05 14:26:00] Sam Willis: You haven’t even mentioned it ONCE!
[2026-06-05 14:26:00] Dave: Have I told you how much I can’t wait to eat your pussy today??
[2026-06-05 14:27:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-06-05 14:28:00] Dave: Well, my mouth is literally watering and my dick is hard as a rock 🥵
[2026-06-05 14:28:00] Sam Willis: Uhhhh killing me
[2026-06-05 14:28:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think anyway?
[2026-06-05 14:28:00] Dave: Dying to get inside you
[2026-06-05 14:29:00] Sam Willis: I fucking lovveeee your cock 😍🤤
[2026-06-05 14:32:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait to have you in my mouth again. My hands. My pussy…. Ugh
[2026-06-05 14:33:00] Dave: Mmmmm I know.. I’m so excited
[2026-06-05 14:57:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK when driving one thing I just like realized I do because I just did. It is OK if you're driving and then you need to get into the left turn lane. I often get in the turn lane before like the turn lane opens up. You know what I mean and you still have like the solid line and but like you know who cares like sometimes there's cars in front of me. You know that baby would turn to a lot of time to do it like there's nobody else so like I don't know I feel like it's not that big of a deal you know
[2026-06-05 15:02:00] Sam Willis: I just unpinned Stephen on my teams. Yassss
[2026-06-05 15:02:00] Sam Willis: Bye bitch!
[2026-06-05 15:03:00] Dave: Byeeeeeeeeee
[2026-06-05 15:04:00] Dave: Who cares are all those people in front of you waiting until the broken line starts like they’re suppose too!
[2026-06-05 15:04:00] Dave: Who cares are all those people in front of you waiting until the broken line starts like they’re suppose too!
[2026-06-05 15:05:00] Dave: Now you’ve fucked up the whole pattern because youre barreling down on them and they cant get over. Then that fucks up the whole flow behind them…
[2026-06-05 15:05:00] Dave: Now you’ve fucked up the whole pattern because youre barreling down on them and they cant get over. Then that fucks up the whole flow behind them…
[2026-06-05 15:07:00] Dave: This happens all the time at a specific place on my commute so i watch for people to cut across behind me and try to i pull out in front of them and go as slow as I possibly can
[2026-06-05 15:07:00] Dave: This happens all the time at a specific place on my commute so i watch for people to cut across behind me and try to i pull out in front of them and go as slow as I possibly can
[2026-06-05 15:51:00] Sam Willis: I’ll get back to this
[2026-06-05 15:51:00] Sam Willis: I’m on a call
[2026-06-05 15:52:00] Dave: Me toooooo 🥵
[2026-06-05 15:52:00] Sam Willis: But baby. I’m very horny.
[2026-06-05 15:52:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to wait until Tuesday 😭
[2026-06-05 15:53:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo can I have a cheat session?? 🤭🤭
[2026-06-05 15:54:00] Dave: No way!
[2026-06-05 15:54:00] Dave: You gotta wait for me 😈
[2026-06-05 15:57:00] Dave: Since I love you…
[2026-06-05 15:57:00] Dave: I’ll tell you what 🤔…
[2026-06-05 15:58:00] Sam Willis: I’ll think about this
[2026-06-05 15:58:00] Dave: I’ll authorize a cheat session if you record it and send it to me 😈
[2026-06-05 15:59:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-05 16:00:00] Dave: K. Lmk what you decide before you do anything
[2026-06-05 16:00:00] Sam Willis: It’s tempting….
[2026-06-05 16:00:00] Sam Willis: But naked porn video of me out there?!?! Hmmmm
[2026-06-05 16:01:00] Dave: It won’t be “out there”. It will be most trusted friend and cybersecurity expert, me.
[2026-06-05 16:02:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm 🤔
[2026-06-05 16:03:00] Dave: Just think about how good it will feel to cum knowing how horny watching you will make me 🥵
[2026-06-05 16:59:00] Sam Willis: Shall we watch this together next week? Lol
[2026-06-05 16:59:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-05 16:59:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-05 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Jennifer Lopez is highly annoying but I love love Brett Goldstein!!
[2026-06-05 17:57:00] Dave: We could also watch DTF 😋
[2026-06-05 17:58:00] Dave: Since you’re apparently not going to on your own
[2026-06-05 18:11:00] Sam Willis: I dont have HBO!
[2026-06-05 18:12:00] Sam Willis: But yes. We definitely can. I need to!
[2026-06-05 18:13:00] Sam Willis: Ahem. What is this 🌙 reaction you gave me?
[2026-06-05 18:14:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-05 18:14:00] Dave: Idk
[2026-06-05 18:17:00] Sam Willis: I just took a nap.
[2026-06-05 18:17:00] Sam Willis: Now let’s see if I have some motivation
[2026-06-05 18:17:00] Sam Willis: Turd
[2026-06-05 18:18:00] Dave: Did you masterbate?
[2026-06-05 18:18:00] Dave: How was it?
[2026-06-05 18:21:00] Sam Willis: Meh. I have a headache
[2026-06-05 18:21:00] Sam Willis: Meh. I have a headache
[2026-06-05 18:21:00] Sam Willis: No. Duh! I would have told you!
[2026-06-05 18:24:00] Sam Willis: I think Joe might say hi. He’s in the area bc he just had to get some lab work done or some shit for his chemo
[2026-06-05 18:24:00] Dave: 😌
[2026-06-05 18:24:00] Dave: 😌
[2026-06-05 18:24:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-06-05 18:25:00] Dave: How’s he doing?
[2026-06-05 18:25:00] Dave: I’m laying in bed. Getting ready to go pick up pizza
[2026-06-05 18:25:00] Dave: I’m laying in bed. Getting ready to go pick up pizza
[2026-06-05 19:48:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: He just left. He looks good and normal, but he said that's what's pissing him off because he would rather be sick as shit and feeling like you know his body is killing off the cancer versus feeling good so But he doesn't get his next round of chemo until Monday so I mean it makes sense feeling good. He's been like two weeks chemo you know since the last round of chemo so anyway I'm out of the pool with the dogs and. Yeah, haven't been productive but also he's been he was here pretty much ever since I woke up from my nap so hope you're enjoying your pizza
[2026-06-05 19:58:00] Dave: lol I heard the giant splash
[2026-06-05 19:58:00] Dave: Pizza was delish!
[2026-06-05 19:59:00] Dave: I’m glad he’s feeling good. I get what he means but I hope he enjoys it while he can
[2026-06-05 20:34:00] Dave: Is it time for bed yet
[2026-06-05 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Eeeee!!!
[2026-06-05 20:37:00] Sam Willis: lol. I hear you. I’m finally cleaning what was the kids’ bathroom
[2026-06-05 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Eeeee!!!
[2026-06-05 20:40:00] Sam Willis: You heading to the gym in the morning? 🤪
[2026-06-05 20:40:00] Dave: But we’ll see lol
[2026-06-05 20:40:00] Dave: Yeah that’s the plan
[2026-06-05 20:50:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-06-05 20:50:00] Sam Willis: I get it for sure 😩
[2026-06-05 20:53:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t know the prostate is what enabled a dude to ejaculate
[2026-06-05 20:54:00] Dave: Also. Fuck it. I’m going to bed lol
[2026-06-05 20:54:00] Dave: Just finished the last episode of the MJ show
[2026-06-05 20:54:00] Dave: Where’d you learn that?
[2026-06-05 20:54:00] Sam Willis: I learn new things every day lol
[2026-06-05 20:54:00] Dave: lol, yep
[2026-06-05 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Joe. His dad had prostate cancer so we were talking about that. And he was like if my 🍆 + system no longer worked, I’d just tell the drs that chemo isn’t necessary. Just end it 🙄
[2026-06-05 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Anyway. Good night baby! I love you lots.
[2026-06-05 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Such a man
[2026-06-05 20:56:00] Dave: Getting so close!!
[2026-06-05 20:56:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-06-05 20:56:00] Dave: Goodnight sweetie
[2026-06-05 20:58:00] Sam Willis: Eeee!! We can do this!!!
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW The day unfolds with Dave feeling hungover and discussing his encounter with his wife, Julie, around the idea of "birthday sex" and their relationship's sex life. As the day progresses, both are eager for their upcoming reunion, discussing plans and their excitement with playful and flirtatious exchanges. The most defining moment is the detailed and explicit sexual fantasies and longing they share as they anticipate meeting soon.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Birthday Sex and Relationship Dynamics - Dave recounts a night with Julie where she initiated sex on his birthday, but they both decided against it as they were not in the mood. They had a conversation about their decreasing sex drive and came to an understanding. - Emotional register: Reflective, understanding, slightly amused. - Notable quote: "It has it for like, I don't know a while, and we just talked about it, and I was like, 'It's totally fine.'"
- Michael Jackson Documentary
- Dave mentions watching the second episode of a Michael Jackson documentary and finding it interesting.
- Emotional register: Neutral, informative.
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Notable quote: "Did you finish the Michael Jackson thing?"
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Driving Habits and Annoyances
- Both Dave and Sam discuss their driving habits and annoyances, such as people merging incorrectly and cutting across traffic.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, somewhat amused.
-
Notable quote: "I will fucking pull right out in front to fucking hit me."
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Oura Ring Consideration
- Dave is considering purchasing an Oura Ring and seeks Sam's opinion, who initially discourages it due to the cost but then mentions she loves hers.
- Emotional register: Indecisive, hesitant, then curious.
-
Notable quote: "Don’t get the fucking ring."
-
Weekend Plans and Motivation
- Sam talks about her lack of motivation and her plans to clean and paint her house, with no concrete plans for the weekend.
- Emotional register: Lazy, reflective, slightly disappointed.
-
Notable quote: "I don't have motivation to do anything at all."
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Sexual Longing and Fantasies
- Both express their desire and excitement for their upcoming meeting, with explicit and detailed descriptions of their fantasies and anticipation.
- Emotional register: Highly aroused, excited, flirtatious.
-
Notable quote: "I can’t wait to have you in my mouth again. My hands. My pussy…"
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Joe's Health Update
- Sam shares an update on Joe, who is dealing with cancer, mentioning his chemotherapy schedule and his perspective on his health.
- Emotional register: Concerned, empathetic.
- Notable quote: "He looks good and normal, but he said that's what's pissing him off."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave describes Julie creeping into his bed naked, but they decided against sex due to being drunk. - Sam expresses her desire for a "cheat session" and the idea of recording it for Dave, highlighting their rule-breaking and adventurous nature. - Both share fantasies and explicit details about what they plan to do when they meet, including eating each other out, being inside each other, and the release they anticipate. - Notable quotes: "I’m so excited to eat your pussy today," "I love your cock," "I can’t wait to have you in my mouth again."
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave leads with his story about Julie and sex, inviting Sam to share her thoughts and feelings, which she does with empathy and vulnerability. - There’s a playful and teasing dynamic as they discuss the Oura Ring and their driving habits, with Sam pushing back against Dave's annoyance. - Their sexual conversations are mutual and consensual, with both escalating the excitement and detailing their fantasies. - Expressions of love and longing are prevalent, with both looking forward to their reunion and expressing deep affection and desire.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "It has it for like, I don't know a while, and we just talked about it, and I was like, 'It's totally fine.'" — Dave, explaining his conversation with Julie. - "I will fucking pull right out in front to fucking hit me." — Dave, describing his driving annoyance. - "Don’t get the fucking ring." — Sam, initially discouraging Dave's purchase of the Oura Ring. - "I’m so excited to eat your pussy today." — Dave, expressing his anticipation. - "I can’t wait to have you in my mouth again." — Sam, sharing her sexual desire.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - The decision about the Oura Ring is left open, with Dave considering but not yet purchasing it. - Their anticipation for their upcoming meeting is a strong continuity hook, with both expressing their excitement and desires. - The unfinished conversation about Joe’s health might be revisited as more updates come in.
MOOD MAP Hungover reflection → Playful teasing → Sexual excitement → Tender concern
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
218
104.3 fewer; previous daily average 322.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
24
4.7 fewer; previous daily average 28.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 109 · 50% | 109 · 50% |
| Average reply time | 2m 6s (n=57) | 4m 6s (n=56) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 6s (n=57). 6% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 14s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 570 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 4m 6s (n=56). 62% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 32s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 566 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 33.3 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 66.7% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 9 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 42s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.2%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 32% lower than the previous daily average of 322.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
- Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 62% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 32s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 566 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 218 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (28), Humor (21), Frustration (13), Excitement (10), Flirting (8)
- Sam Willis: Status update (29), Checking in (11), Excitement (10), Frustration (10), Affection (9)
Tension and positive follow-ups
9 of 16 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (56%).
7 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 47s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 16 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. I knew I’d be right. 🤪
- Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis
Oh noooo
- Tension signal Episode end · · Dave
I got a hangover 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
I gotta get into the shower but talk soon.
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
I got a hangover 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
I gotta get into the shower but talk soon.
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
So tired
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m proud of you for going into the office though!
- Context · · Dave
Laying down
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
I can always use it for a couple weeks and return it if I don’t love it
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s true
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Bc even after just having one a night, I’m like dragging asssss
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m going to try not to have any more alcohol until you get here. lol
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
201 of 218 messages (92.2%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 106 / 109 | 97.2% |
| Sam Willis | 95 / 109 | 87.2% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.81 |
| Appreciation | 0.80 |
| Boundary setting | 0.75 |
| Checking in | 0.63 |
| Deep sharing | 0.70 |
| Disagreement | 0.80 |
| Emotional support | 0.63 |
| Encouragement | 0.74 |
| Excitement | 0.82 |
| Flirting | 0.82 |
| Frustration | 0.70 |
| Humor | 0.71 |
| Passive aggression | 0.70 |
| Planning | 0.75 |
| Request | 0.68 |
| Sexting | 0.87 |
| Status update | 0.64 |
| Unmet need | 0.80 |
| Vulnerability | 0.69 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 07:44:05
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I did And you were right about the birthday sex But my absence is still intact and that all actually ended well so what happened was After I texted you and I was…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
What?!
score 0.92 · confidence 0.8075
- Context · · Sam Willis
Listening to your audio
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmm
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. I knew I’d be right. 🤪
score 0.88 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m proud of you for going into the office though!
- Context · · Dave
Laying down
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
OK take a power nap. Love you ❤️
- Context · · Dave
Go take a shower I’m gonna take a nap
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dave. Lmfao
Appreciation
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
For now
- Context · · Sam Willis
And then when you’re feeling great, the fucking thing is like let me up your goal!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
How thoughtful
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m heading home at noon. Then I have meetings from 1-2.
- Context · · Sam Willis
But atleast I’ll be home
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: He just left. He looks good and normal, but he said that's what's pissing him off because he would rather be sick as shit and feeling like you know his body is killing off the cancer versus feeling good so But he doesn't get…
- Context · · Dave
lol I heard the giant splash
- Detected signal · · Dave
Pizza was delish!
- Context · · Dave
I’m glad he’s feeling good. I get what he means but I hope he enjoys it while he can
- Context · · Dave
Is it time for bed yet
Boundary setting
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Meh. I have a headache This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Meh. I have a headache
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
No. Duh! I would have told you!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think Joe might come by and say hi. He’s in the area bc he just had to get some lab work done or some shit for his chemo
- Context · · Dave
😌 This message responded to an earlier message.
Checking in
Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
What?!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Listening to your audio
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmm
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Just so tired
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I’m fine lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Are you doing ok?
- Context · · Dave
I think I might just go home
- Context · · Sam Willis
Is anyone even there?
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m going to try not to have any more alcohol until you get here. lol
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Let me know when you’re all set up. Then I’ll add you to my circle!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Woo hooooo!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s fucking freezing in this office
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I did And you were right about the birthday sex But my absence is still intact and that all actually ended well so what happened was After I texted you and I was…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
What?!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
lol… can I set my goal to be to store 500 calories as fast lol?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bastards
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
But when it knows you’re sick, it lowers it
- Context · · Sam Willis
For now
- Context · · Sam Willis
And then when you’re feeling great, the fucking thing is like let me up your goal!!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I’m laying in bed. Getting ready to go pick up pizza This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
I’m laying in bed. Getting ready to go pick up pizza
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: He just left. He looks good and normal, but he said that's what's pissing him off because he would rather be sick as shit and feeling like you know his body is killing off the cancer versus feeling good so But he doesn't get…
- Context · · Dave
lol I heard the giant splash
- Context · · Dave
Pizza was delish!
Disagreement
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
And also, how’s your day going?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Blah This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
No. I would leave it at whatever it defaults to you
- Context · · Dave
Gotta keep it realistic
- Context · · Dave
lol… can I set my goal to be to store 500 calories as fast lol?
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s tempting….
- Context · · Sam Willis
But naked porn video of me out there?!?! Hmmmm
- Detected signal · · Dave
It won’t be “out there”. It will be secured by your most trusted friend and cybersecurity expert, me.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmmm 🤔
- Context · · Dave
Just think about how good it will feel to cum knowing how horny watching you will make me 🥵
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
lol I heard the giant splash
- Context · · Dave
Pizza was delish!
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m glad he’s feeling good. I get what he means but I hope he enjoys it while he can
- Context · · Dave
Is it time for bed yet
- Context · · Sam Willis
Eeeee!!!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Yeah that’s the plan
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I get it for sure 😩
- Context · · Sam Willis
I didn’t know the prostate is what enabled a dude to ejaculate
- Context · · Dave
Also. Fuck it. I’m going to bed lol
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.7394999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
I gotta get into the shower but talk soon.
- Context · · Dave
So tired
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m proud of you for going into the office though!
- Context · · Dave
Laying down
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK take a power nap. Love you ❤️
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
So tired
- Context · · Dave
Invite me to your thing or whatever
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Join my Oura Circle, S+D 💪😴☺️🥵💦:
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://cloud.ouraring.com/user/circles/invite?t=72ec1d98-d4ae-49c1-87db-f75eb3446d16&rc=raf_2026_may Oura on the web
- Context · · Sam Willis
You sleepy man….
score 0.67 · confidence 0.6034999999999999
- Context · · Dave
I just woke up
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK what’s your daily activity goal?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
TELL ME
- Context · · Dave
Brooooo
- Context · · Dave
Idek
Excitement
Showing 3 of 20 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.7905
- Context · · Dave
I know what you mean about limbo
- Context · · Sam Willis
What are you up to this weekend?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Getting ready to come see your ass!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Eeeeeee!!
- Context · · Dave
Hbu
score 0.95 · confidence 0.8245
- Context · · Sam Willis
What are you up to this weekend?
- Context · · Dave
Getting ready to come see your ass!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Eeeeeee!!
- Context · · Dave
Hbu
- Context · · Sam Willis
Getting ready for you!!!
score 0.94 · confidence 0.816
- Context · · Dave
Getting ready to come see your ass!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Eeeeeee!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hbu
- Context · · Sam Willis
Getting ready for you!!!
- Context · · Dave
Eeeeeee!!
Flirting
Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.92 · confidence 0.995
- Context · · Sam Willis
This sounds too heavy though. Like…too warm This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m impossible, I know
- Detected signal · · Dave
Impossibly sexxxy 😏
- Context · · Dave
🤤🤤🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
You haven’t even mentioned it ONCE!
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m impossible, I know
- Context · · Dave
Impossibly sexxxy 😏
- Detected signal · · Dave
🤤🤤🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
You haven’t even mentioned it ONCE!
- Context · · Dave
Have I told you how much I can’t wait to eat your pussy today??
score 0.88 · confidence 0.7989999999999999
- Context · · Dave
🤤🤤🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
You haven’t even mentioned it ONCE!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Have I told you how much I can’t wait to eat your pussy today??
- Context · · Dave
wtf
- Context · · Dave
Well, my mouth is literally watering and my dick is hard as a rock 🥵
Frustration
Showing 3 of 23 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. I knew I’d be right. 🤪
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh noooo
- Context · · Dave
I got a hangover 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
I gotta get into the shower but talk soon.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Also. I knew I’d be right. 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh noooo
- Detected signal · · Dave
I got a hangover 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
I gotta get into the shower but talk soon.
- Context · · Dave
So tired
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I got a hangover 🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
I gotta get into the shower but talk soon.
- Detected signal · · Dave
So tired
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m proud of you for going into the office though!
- Context · · Dave
Laying down
Humor
Showing 3 of 30 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I did And you were right about the birthday sex But my absence is still intact and that all actually ended well so what happened was After I texted you and I was…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
What?!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Also. I knew I’d be right. 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh noooo
- Context · · Dave
I got a hangover 🙄
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK take a power nap. Love you ❤️
- Context · · Dave
Go take a shower I’m gonna take a nap
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Dave. Lmfao
- Context · · Sam Willis
What!!!
- Context · · Dave
I’m in my car rn lol
Passive aggression
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Get it? Instead of order of business 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok let me know!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’ll see myself out
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Context · · Sam Willis
You have the Bluetooth all set up??
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bye bitch!
- Context · · Dave
Byeeeeeeeeee
- Detected signal · · Dave
Who cares are all those people in front of you waiting until the broken line starts like they’re suppose too!
- Context · · Dave
Who cares are all those people in front of you waiting until the broken line starts like they’re suppose too! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Now you’ve fucked up the whole pattern because youre barreling down on them and they cant get over. Then that fucks up the whole flow behind them… This message responded to an earlier message.
Planning
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Laying down
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK take a power nap. Love you ❤️
- Detected signal · · Dave
Go take a shower I’m gonna take a nap
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dave. Lmfao
- Context · · Sam Willis
What!!!
score 0.77 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I’m fine lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you doing ok?
- Detected signal · · Dave
I think I might just go home
- Context · · Sam Willis
Is anyone even there?
- Context · · Dave
Sloan
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
That’s what I’m saying!! I’m on the fence
- Context · · Dave
And…. 10:00?.. yeah I think I’m going tf home lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
I can always use it for a couple weeks and return it if I don’t love it This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
I can always use it for a couple weeks and return it if I don’t love it
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s true
Request
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
dclutter1@gmail.com
- Context · · Dave
So tired
- Detected signal · · Dave
Invite me to your thing or whatever
- Context · · Sam Willis
Join my Oura Circle, S+D 💪😴☺️🥵💦:
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://cloud.ouraring.com/user/circles/invite?t=72ec1d98-d4ae-49c1-87db-f75eb3446d16&rc=raf_2026_may Oura on the web
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
So tired
- Context · · Dave
Invite me to your thing or whatever
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Join my Oura Circle, S+D 💪😴☺️🥵💦:
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://cloud.ouraring.com/user/circles/invite?t=72ec1d98-d4ae-49c1-87db-f75eb3446d16&rc=raf_2026_may Oura on the web
- Context · · Sam Willis
You sleepy man….
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://cloud.ouraring.com/user/circles/invite?t=72ec1d98-d4ae-49c1-87db-f75eb3446d16&rc=raf_2026_may Oura on the web
- Context · · Sam Willis
You sleepy man….
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Well??! Did it track it?
- Context · · Dave
Only about half of it
- Context · · Dave
Oh, no wait
Sexting
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
This sounds too heavy though. Like…too warm This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m impossible, I know
- Detected signal · · Dave
Impossibly sexxxy 😏
- Context · · Dave
🤤🤤🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
You haven’t even mentioned it ONCE!
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m impossible, I know
- Context · · Dave
Impossibly sexxxy 😏
- Detected signal · · Dave
🤤🤤🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
You haven’t even mentioned it ONCE!
- Context · · Dave
Have I told you how much I can’t wait to eat your pussy today??
score 0.95 · confidence 0.995
- Context · · Dave
🤤🤤🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
You haven’t even mentioned it ONCE!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Have I told you how much I can’t wait to eat your pussy today??
- Context · · Dave
wtf
- Context · · Dave
Well, my mouth is literally watering and my dick is hard as a rock 🥵
Status update
Showing 3 of 57 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I did And you were right about the birthday sex But my absence is still intact and that all actually ended well so what happened was After I texted you and I was…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
What?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Listening to your audio
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmm
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
What?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Listening to your audio
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Hmmm
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh noooo
- Context · · Dave
I got a hangover 🙄
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I gotta get into the shower but talk soon.
- Context · · Dave
So tired
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m proud of you for going into the office though!
Unmet need
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Do I want to get this dumb ring lol?..
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh yes, I also meant to say don't get the fucking rain. Oh my God the amount of your question questioning it just means it's not meant for you. And you're not meant for it you either are excited about it or you're fucking no…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Actually, so tonight I'm watching the my old foster dog Cami. She's staying the night and will be picked up sometime tomorrow. I don't even think we're gonna work out this weekend. All I wanna do is fucking sleeping so tomor…
- Context · · Dave
Lmao… the heat
- Context · · Dave
It ain’t hot inside your house where the painting needs to get done right?
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well I did And you were right about the birthday sex But my absence is still intact and that all actually ended well so what happened was After I texted you and I was…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
What?!
score 0.82 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Yeah but im back at my desk
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you still napping?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Just so tired
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I’m fine lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you doing ok?
score 0.83 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Dave
…and your driving 🤦♂️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Well!! I empathize
- Detected signal · · Dave
lol… this week… and last week…… aaaand the week before
- Context · · Dave
I know what you mean about limbo
- Context · · Sam Willis
What are you up to this weekend?