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2026-06-30

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[2026-06-30 08:02:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well I definitely did and we did not want to get up, but I did now I'm sitting here at work not wanting to go in But that's all right Only a couple more days right Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday Yeah, so we can do it we can make it through Thinking about the tattoo, I like the sun, sunshine thing for sure still definitely totally open I haven't really caught up with anything new, but I've been thinking about it fondly So that's pretty cool. Looking forward to that. I'm glad we talked yesterday. That was. That's always great to open up to you. Talk about personal things or I mean obviously personal things but like Difficult conversations I've been thinking about it since then And I don't know. I just makes me feel more connected to you and. More clear makes it more clear that you know how I feel about you and how much I care about you and it kind of like that I get that you know sick kind of feeling in my belly when I think about you meeting somebody and Being with them and whatever That sucks, but it also reminds me how much I care about you and Kind of reinforcing how real my love for you feels I guess I don't know. It's kind of like a bittersweet feeling in a way I guess. Because that part does suck, but I also do really care about you and really enjoy waves arms around and being Close and intimate with you I guess I'm just in a A mood this morning, cause I didn't start planning to talk about feelings and shit But that's I guess not uncommon after after check-in For me that's like I don't know it's always like a kind of like a renewal Of feelings or something I don't know I just I feel Good like I don't know I don't know what the word is cleansed or renewed rejuvenate. It just feels good till I have. That like to talk about these things and have emotional responses and then recover from that and I don't know I guess it's kind of like a cold cold dip, the cold plunge and how good it feels when you get back into the hot water I don't know the cold plunge for my emotions Anyway I guess I'll go into work. I hope you have a wonderful morning. I love you so very much. You're super hot. I can't wait to see dance. Not because of how hot you are just because I think it's gonna be cute to see you dancing around Like really working hard But also, you are very very attractive. I can't wait to see you in touch yourself skin again. Yeah, I know it doesn't seem like it's gonna be come soon but Maybe we can find a way let's move on from that Because I wanna snuggle you so bad oh my gosh Even if it's just for like 20 minutes Yeah, I guess I'll go ahead 8 o'clock It's a short week so I don't really give a fuck I really miss your hair, running my fingers through your hair It's really sexy and comforting how your hair feels Anyway, sunshine I hope your drive to work is OK and I can't wait to hear your wonderful voice this morning. I love you bye
[2026-06-30 08:04:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby
[2026-06-30 08:05:00] Dave: Good morning sunshine
[2026-06-30 08:07:00] Sam Willis: Awww I love you
[2026-06-30 08:07:00] Sam Willis: Listening to your message
[2026-06-30 08:08:00] Sam Willis: You’re so sweet
[2026-06-30 08:09:00] Sam Willis: A cold plunge for your emotions 🤭
[2026-06-30 08:09:00] Sam Willis: Bro I’m not showing you me dancing 😂
[2026-06-30 08:14:00] Dave: I’ve seen you naked
[2026-06-30 08:14:00] Dave: What’s a little dancing 🙄
[2026-06-30 08:16:00] Sam Willis: You should dance for ME!
[2026-06-30 09:09:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning How is work? You're already an hour in at this point must be nice. I am grumpy shocker. And I'm tired, shocker I have a meeting in fucking 30 minutes that I will be in the car for I just don't give a fuck anymore like if people just leave me the fuck alone seriously God anyway it's just a shit start to my day when I realize that assholes are like 7:30 AM meetings Douche I'm sure this is how people like in your time zone feel about four or 5:00 PM meetings like it's just a fucking douche anyway but funnier news. Allison just voice messaged me and she said. Finally happened we were on a call for work and this guy joined and he didn't realize his camera was on and he was laying in bed taking the call She said and I was able to get a screenshot before you realized So it just made her day for me, though that is so fucking cringe. It's just my worst fucking actually my worst nightmare seen somebody's fucking dick on camera or their ass or their vagina. Oh my God I just wish I would die from secondhand embarrassment. Absolutely die. My heart is raising thinking about it. Anyway I'm listening to true crime about This case it's been happening. It's like it's happening now it's been going on since April. They still haven't found her. I'm pretty sure but I've finally talked about this before but the husband and wife that we're sailing in the Bahamas and she supposedly fell overboard and he supposedly tried to save her, but she had the engine key to their little boat so the engine died and he had to rot to her, and there were such a big wave and he couldn't get to her and. Took him eight hours to row back to shore which they were literally just a minute off of the shore so anyway the math ain't a math thing, but I'm gonna try to listen to that to sparks and joy in my life What else? I don't know, ma'am My name is fine I'm worried though because Joe messaged me and said that his arm has been so his fingers and feet and stuff have been swollen, but supposedly that's like a side effect of the chemo but his arm has been killing him for like four days Just one of his arms and Like in so much pain, he said if it wasn't for him like the cancer and him thinking it might just be part of that that like in normal situations like he can go to the ER it's in that much fucking thing and I'm like, but do you know if this is a side effect or not and he's like we'll know and I'm like but like go to the fucking ER then like this is also new And if it's if you're in a much pain go to the fucking ER and he's like I was able to get into the Into the doctor tomorrow at 1 PM, so we're really trying to make it to then I'm like OK so I texted him. I went to bed. He was like I'm gonna try to make it through I mean, just taking a gummy or Gummies so I don't know I'm worried not now. I've been worried so. That's lovely Yeah You are so sweet you're so loving like I wish I had those like loving qualities in me. I like to think that they're like down in there somewhere. They just don't come out too often these days these years I don't know why Still a little bit of a vulnerability problem properly, but I appreciate being able to have a hard conversations with you. I don't. Like that, we have to have them, but I appreciate that we can if that makes sense I wish things could be different and that's like what really bums me out So Anyway, but I love you regardless through it all even though it's stupid the situation But no regret ever of course I haven't thought more about the tattoo and I've been weird fucking dreams the past two nights. I feel like the dream last night though like I don't know I feel like I had parts of the tattoo thoughts in it because an octopus was involved in an alligator. But yeah, I'm not feeling either of those to be honest, especially since I read how savage the women are, I mean, you literally kill the dude that they try to come near them when they're not horny Oh Yeah Still think you should do the ChatGPT thoughts see what it comes up with but What else they gonna say about me and you? Oh no, it would be absolutely great to see you at some point In the next six months I have to figure something out Sidenote, so sometimes when traffic is heavy, I go this other way and I drive like through the ghetto and there are always these people hanging in the streets walking in the streets and like all of them seem like they're either strung out on drugs or I'm going through Mentally maybe both but they're always taught. People are always talking to themselves and it's stressful because they're just like going down the road talking to themselves and like moving erratically and it's just like. They're unpredictable anyway luckily it's like a three-way Oh God, just literally in the fucking streets going up to cars. Oh yeah, this is the spot. We like people have literally come up to my car. So fucking creepy goddamn OK, well That is it Have you ever had a homeless person? Literally you're stopped at a freaking stoplight and they come up and they tap on your window that has happened to me like don't fucking tap my window, bro I could be a person who gets scared easily and I can have a gun and I could just fucking shoot like I don't know. It seems very dangerous for the person that's happening. And it's fucking creepy for me like don't be that close like if I have something to offer, I would roll down my window and offer. You don't need to come tapping. I need to have a heart. It's too hard to have a heart in the morning. OK my heart is barely pumping all right. There is no room for compassion. Anyway, all right, I'm gonna go listen more murder before have a lucky meeting and I don't wanna be on so bye
[2026-06-30 09:10:00] Sam Willis: Almost 10 inches I just realized!!!
[2026-06-30 09:10:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-30 09:11:00] Dave: You ARE grumpy, damn
[2026-06-30 09:11:00] Sam Willis: What did I even talk about?!? lol
[2026-06-30 09:12:00] Sam Willis: So many possibilities
[2026-06-30 09:12:00] Sam Willis: Getting dressed
[2026-06-30 09:12:00] Sam Willis: Going pee
[2026-06-30 09:12:00] Dave: How could that even happen lmao
[2026-06-30 09:12:00] Dave: Lolol someone’s vagina on camera??
[2026-06-30 09:14:00] Sam Willis: It’s been 4 days. I feel like it wouldn’t drain like that
[2026-06-30 09:14:00] Dave: Eeeek.. Joe
[2026-06-30 09:14:00] Dave: Hopefully he isn’t having a heart attack
[2026-06-30 09:14:00] Dave: Like good pain meds
[2026-06-30 09:14:00] Dave: Does he have pain meds?
[2026-06-30 09:15:00] Sam Willis: Drag on **
[2026-06-30 09:15:00] Dave: You definitely have the loving qualities
[2026-06-30 09:17:00] Dave: I looooove this idea 🥰
[2026-06-30 09:17:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-30 09:17:00] Dave: Wait… isn’t how savage the women are why you liked the bee?! 🤔
[2026-06-30 09:17:00] Sam Willis: 💯
[2026-06-30 09:17:00] Sam Willis: BUT this one will be OUR tattoo
[2026-06-30 09:18:00] Dave: lol… driving through the ghetto
[2026-06-30 09:18:00] Sam Willis: Genius
[2026-06-30 09:18:00] Sam Willis: It was your genus and sweet idea
[2026-06-30 09:18:00] Dave: I know what you mean though
[2026-06-30 09:21:00] Dave: There was this hood I’d drive through in VA sometimes omw back from BJJ. It was a poor black neighborhood like you see in movies. People would be wandering around in the street aaaaaaall fucked up. Some houses would have a party spilling out into the street. Like, the kind of situation where I was scared they might block the road and rob me or something.
[2026-06-30 09:24:00] Sam Willis: And having that many out on the streets? Nooooooo thank you
[2026-06-30 09:24:00] Sam Willis: That’s scary. It’s the fact that they’re all fucked up that puts me on super edge.
[2026-06-30 09:25:00] Dave: Yeah and it was the kind of street where they were literally close enough to reach out and touch your car
[2026-06-30 09:25:00] Sam Willis: Fackkkkk that
[2026-06-30 09:26:00] Sam Willis: Never drive through that again! lol
[2026-06-30 09:32:00] Dave: Omg that reminds me of a reoccurring dream I’ve had for most of my life. I haven’t had it in years because I don’t generally dream at all anymore, but the gist of it was that I’d get stuck driving through a city where every turn would lead back to a dangerous setting like that where I couldn’t get out… but somehow I would and then I’d end up right back in another equally terrible situation lol
[2026-06-30 09:34:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-06-30 09:34:00] Dave: Thanks for joining bright and early Sam
[2026-06-30 09:39:00] Sam Willis: Haha did you just hear Ashtyn
[2026-06-30 09:39:00] Sam Willis: I hate these kinds of dreams!!!
[2026-06-30 09:39:00] Sam Willis: Haha did you just hear Ashtyn
[2026-06-30 09:39:00] Sam Willis: I hate these kinds of dreams!!!
[2026-06-30 10:07:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-30 10:07:00] Dave: You’re plenty smart
[2026-06-30 10:07:00] Sam Willis: I really wish i was smarter
[2026-06-30 10:08:00] Dave: I might
[2026-06-30 10:08:00] Dave: Standby
[2026-06-30 10:08:00] Sam Willis: And how long it would take
[2026-06-30 10:08:00] Sam Willis: OK do you have anything that talks about if TOS were down or if we had a ransomware event, how we would recover?
[2026-06-30 10:08:00] Sam Willis: Anything would be amazing
[2026-06-30 10:09:00] Dave: What’s it for
[2026-06-30 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Which btw, I’m going to tell the COE this should be Eric’s next year 😝
[2026-06-30 10:09:00] Sam Willis: This stupid ass scenario
[2026-06-30 12:26:00] Dave: Hello compliance? Yes, I’d like to disclose an outside business activity… And an internal employee activity. And I MEAN “internal” 😏😏😏
[2026-06-30 12:39:00] Sam Willis: I would very much like you to be inside of me right now
[2026-06-30 12:39:00] Sam Willis: I would very much like you to be inside of me right now
[2026-06-30 12:39:00] Sam Willis: Justin might be applying for your team
[2026-06-30 12:39:00] Sam Willis: Ugh now I’m horny
[2026-06-30 12:39:00] Sam Willis: Ugh now I’m horny
[2026-06-30 12:40:00] Dave: Horny. At work…. Checks out
[2026-06-30 12:40:00] Dave: Horny. At work…. Checks out
[2026-06-30 12:43:00] Sam Willis: It’s because of you
[2026-06-30 12:48:00] Dave: Hehehe 😈
[2026-06-30 13:09:00] Sam Willis: I’m sad I haven’t heard back from the scam place
[2026-06-30 13:10:00] Dave: I’m sure you will though!
[2026-06-30 13:10:00] Dave: Awwww, I’m sorry sweetie
[2026-06-30 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Nobody loves me 😭😭😭😭
[2026-06-30 13:56:00] Sam Willis: My brain is fucking toast
[2026-06-30 14:14:00] Dave: You’re such a drama queen
[2026-06-30 14:15:00] Dave: And I love it 💕!!
[2026-06-30 14:17:00] Dave: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
[2026-06-30 14:18:00] Sam Willis: Almost 30 min!!! WOO HOOOOOO!!
[2026-06-30 14:18:00] Sam Willis: Where is “there”? Like what is the goal
[2026-06-30 14:18:00] Dave: yuh
[2026-06-30 14:18:00] Dave: Getting there
[2026-06-30 14:19:00] Dave: 30-45 mins 🤔
[2026-06-30 14:19:00] Dave: How’s your day? Besides brain toast
[2026-06-30 14:21:00] Sam Willis: So busy. 😭
[2026-06-30 14:21:00] Sam Willis: So busy. 😭
[2026-06-30 14:26:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, so while I was running, I had a thought that I wanted to share with you so I don't forget it So I know that you're well you know how that we were talking about Winding down waves arms around yesterday and I know your goal is like a couple months, but if we could push it out a little further to, I guess my my thought was and I don't like or I'm not saying I want this to happen or What I'm not endorsing, I'm not endorsing WTW.aA that's winding down waves arms around WDWA so I'm not endorsing WDWAA In any way shape or form but if we know we discussed like setting a date or something briefly so my thought was what if we planned a meeting for November 12 or around there which would mark the one year anniversary of crazy night And Have like one last hurrah Oh God, I don't even think about that but Also, maybe that would be cool like as far as cool as it WDWAA could possibly be I don't know just a thought I'm not set on it or whatever but It popped in my mind and I thought I'd share to see what you had to say OK bye
[2026-06-30 14:26:00] Sam Willis: I’m worried about Joe. Haven’t heard from him all day
[2026-06-30 14:27:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh!! Listen to your voice message in just a few
[2026-06-30 14:27:00] Sam Willis: Depends
[2026-06-30 14:27:00] Dave: Does he usually text you back pretty quickly?
[2026-06-30 14:27:00] Sam Willis: Dunno if he went to the ER last night. Dunno if his dog is home alone. Dunno anything
[2026-06-30 14:28:00] Dave: Can you like, place?
[2026-06-30 14:30:00] Sam Willis: I can if I don’t hear from him in a few hours. He’s supposed to have a dr appointment in 30 min
[2026-06-30 14:32:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh my God OK I have to think about your message more I mean OK first off did you say that I had said that I had wanted to end this in a couple months? That's not what I said let's be very clear about this. I said at least for a couple more months not that that's when I wanted to end it she But also, I love that idea but like I'm going to like I will just cry like I don't know if I wanna have like one last hurrah because then it's gonna be like so amazing in that moment and then when we say goodbye I will probably like lose my shit so That just sounds so fucking depressing like we could have one last hurrah and then one of us sneak off in the middle of the night while the other one sleeping so then we don't have to say goodbye
[2026-06-30 14:35:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-30 14:35:00] Dave: I know you said at least
[2026-06-30 14:36:00] Dave: You’re a monster!!
[2026-06-30 14:36:00] Dave: OMG! One of sneak off?!
[2026-06-30 14:36:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-30 14:38:00] Sam Willis: WELL!! I can’t say goodbye!!
[2026-06-30 14:38:00] Dave: Maybe we could lose our shit together. And then like…. We’d be there for each other. Because it wouldn’t be GOODBYE.
[2026-06-30 14:38:00] Sam Willis: And I’ll be damned if you see me cry
[2026-06-30 14:39:00] Dave: To include squirt all over my dick 🥵
[2026-06-30 14:39:00] Sam Willis: I dunno. I’ve just gotten really weird about crying the past couple years
[2026-06-30 14:39:00] Dave: lol why? I’ve seen you do everything else at this point
[2026-06-30 14:40:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-30 14:40:00] Dave: (I don’t)
[2026-06-30 14:40:00] Sam Willis: Fackkkkkk. Power went out at the house
[2026-06-30 14:40:00] Dave: But I accept it
[2026-06-30 14:40:00] Sam Willis: Yet somehow crying seems more vulnerable than this. Hehehe
[2026-06-30 14:40:00] Dave: I get it
[2026-06-30 14:40:00] Sam Willis: Yet somehow crying seems more vulnerable than this. Hehehe
[2026-06-30 14:42:00] Dave: Anyway. Just a thought
[2026-06-30 14:42:00] Dave: Definitely not an endorsement of WDWAA
[2026-06-30 14:57:00] Sam Willis: And I only have one more meeting.
[2026-06-30 14:57:00] Sam Willis: And power is back on. For now
[2026-06-30 14:57:00] Dave: Is he alright
[2026-06-30 14:57:00] Sam Willis: Just heard from Joe so that’s good
[2026-06-30 14:57:00] Dave: Oh good
[2026-06-30 14:58:00] Dave: Mmmmm I love the thought of that
[2026-06-30 14:58:00] Sam Willis: Then I’m gonna go home and maybe nap and probably masturbate thinking about me squirting on your dick
[2026-06-30 14:59:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-06-30 14:59:00] Dave: Think you can be bothered to send me an afterglow?
[2026-06-30 15:02:00] Sam Willis: I sure will ❤️❤️
[2026-06-30 16:06:00] Sam Willis: Did I tell you about the arm found in the lake?
[2026-06-30 16:07:00] Dave: You don’t tell me anything 😒
[2026-06-30 16:18:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄
[2026-06-30 16:19:00] Dave: Well?? What about the damn arm??
[2026-06-30 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh my God, I'm so having a day I just looked too and My normal way to get home. Looks like the interstate shut down at a part of it so now I have to go a different way where there's terrible traffic. Love that for me oh my God this is so a day where I'm getting myself some fucking Chick-fil-A And some fucking dessert and I cannot wait because what the hell I mean literally from the moment I joined a call at 7:30 this morning until now it's just been insane. It's been one of those days. We're all I've done is worked through my IMS like I didn't even check my email today because it was all triaging bullshit. Anyway I don't wanna talk about it So I don't know yet what's happening but I guess it's just the Illinois state police found dismembered arm in the lake semi near Effingham like 20 minutes away and it has it's due darn it looks like I shouldn't judge but it looks like because it's like a half sleeve of tattoos, and It's like a school and then it has it what looks like to be a Green Bay Packers helmet so of course now me and my friends with my friends cause I don't have time have been sleuthing people we went to school with to check their tattoos that we know our Green Bay fans, one of them you know Christina said it ingest but then I got to thank you and I'm like holy fuck because when she first sent over the news, she was like check out the tattoo has anybody slept with a guy that has no tattoos and we just left blah blah and then I looked at it and I realized the Green Bay Packers and I'm like holy fuck I have slept with the tune With the Green Bay like that's a huge Green Bay Packers fan like he could have this tattoo so I gotta do some more digging for that but yeah, they haven't done anymore. Haven't found any more of his body. So I'll be following that but that's really it but it's like OK dude if you're gonna dismember an arm or any limbs, don't have it be an identifying thing like tattoos you can identify those way easily like what is happening here not that it always ties you back to the killer, but like at least we're gonna like know who it is hopefully I mean, what if it wasn't even somebody local though what if it was just a Rando the interstate I don't know
[2026-06-30 16:34:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: How are you poor baby? I'm sorry you're having such a day. You fucking get yourself some Chick-fil-A and some dessert because you deserve that. I am glad you have something to look forward to and it's fucking hilarious I laughed out loud when you said It's a Green Bay fan like that Do you know somebody or have you met somebody like the qualifiers? Have you had sex with somebody with a great tattoo?
[2026-06-30 16:34:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: You're dumb it cut me off. I was just gonna say oh you and your friends. But Yeah, that's pretty funny. I hope you figure it out.
[2026-06-30 16:35:00] Sam Willis: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-06-30 16:36:00] Sam Willis: Thank you for always supporting my emotional eating
[2026-06-30 16:36:00] Dave: What’s a best toxic friend for baby??
[2026-06-30 16:37:00] Sam Willis: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddie__beck/video/7655117635536817439 Birthday Cake Blondie Ice Cream Sandwiches Recipe | TikTok
[2026-06-30 16:37:00] Sam Willis: Broooooo omg one of the newsletters I read posted a link to this TikTok. And I watched it last night and last night it seemed like too much but right now I’m like that sounds fucking amazing
[2026-06-30 16:38:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-06-30 16:39:00] Dave: God damnit. My stomach just started growling uncontrollably lolol
[2026-06-30 16:39:00] Dave: The BDCBs look amazing
[2026-06-30 16:40:00] Sam Willis: Hehe. Sorry baby. Suffer with me 🤣
[2026-06-30 16:41:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-30 16:41:00] Dave: Always 😘
[2026-06-30 17:04:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, I'm driving on the road and I'm thinking about your voice message from earlier about WDWAA way I cannot do these acronyms and also WDWAA sounds very much like a wrestling fucking organization So we're wrestling network I'm thinking about what you said and I've decided like no I can't happen that way like I can't have that high of a high and that low of a low so like all as part of the same experience And I would much rather just like days out WAA I mean, I know like that's not what we talked about. I don't want to end it after we just had sex. Sex so yeah I can't do it that way plus also like around the one your anniversary is like two symbolic to then attach it to that thing like I get where you're coming from and I also know that it was like just an idea that you were throwing out and like a part of me can like get on board and be like oh you know it is symbolic, but like it is, it's good symbolism because it has this really great thing attached to it You know this great memory attached to it maybe that will like less than the blow of WDWAA, but I just I don't know I don't like that at all it will feel like I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.
[2026-06-30 17:13:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh well, I appreciate you Thinking about it and then letting me know And you're right it's just totally just an idea. I mean, I still like the idea because of what you kind of ended at. At the end about you know like If you're using that ridiculous acronym, and it does sound like a wrestling thing WDWAA I like So I'm I totally get where you're coming from And that's understandable, but I still think from my perspective like I would so much rather like Have like one last time to enjoy with you then just never again you know like that it seems more sad to me You know at least if we were to know that it's cause it's not the end of our relationship You know it's just moving into another phase of it and you know I think like I guess in my mind Facing that like together and like physically together Is I feel like that could or would have? A lot I don't know how to explain it being intentional right WDWA They were winding down like doing an intentionally for the benefit of our relationship going forward like I think that's a strong thing and I think like doing it together Is you know it is symbolic the anniversary like I mean I think I just feel like that's like a what could be like a full circle kind of thing We had that amazing crazy night and then we could have an amazing finale weekend and It would like I don't feel like it would be I feel like it would be Easier for me Then just like Never seen her again you know I mean Still totally not an endorsement of any business And you know, I just wanted to give my counter points I guess Try to further explain why I felt the way that I do, but I get where you're coming from to so you know Man In fact, I love you
[2026-06-30 17:18:00] Sam Willis: But I also in no way have ever considered that we are never going to have sex again
[2026-06-30 17:18:00] Sam Willis: 🤯
[2026-06-30 17:18:00] Sam Willis: Ok I hear you….
[2026-06-30 17:18:00] Sam Willis: I’ll continue to think about it….
[2026-06-30 17:19:00] Sam Willis: 😭
[2026-06-30 17:19:00] Sam Willis: You already have a name for it! Final weekend
[2026-06-30 17:19:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo that’s not an option for me either 😅
[2026-06-30 17:19:00] Dave: You’re the best sweetie 🥹
[2026-06-30 17:19:00] Dave: Ok! Glad we’re on the same page about that
[2026-06-30 17:20:00] Sam Willis: Or finale * weekend
[2026-06-30 17:20:00] Sam Willis: I get the whole full circle thing
[2026-06-30 17:20:00] Dave: That was actually 100% on the spot.
[2026-06-30 17:28:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-06-30 17:32:00] Dave: I love you, sunshine
[2026-06-30 17:45:00] Sam Willis: FML. I have to WFH now tomorrow bc the doggy daycare is closed to the public bc they have so many dogs in boarding. And landscapers come tomorrow. So that means I’ll have to come in on Thursday and then rush home for my 1pm interview
[2026-06-30 17:46:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-06-30 17:46:00] Dave: This is from my bidet 🤪
[2026-06-30 17:46:00] Dave: That’s dumb af
[2026-06-30 17:46:00] Sam Willis: Or maybe I’ll just take the interview from work and bring in my personal computer. Fuck it.
[2026-06-30 17:48:00] Sam Willis: That’s awesome
[2026-06-30 17:48:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-06-30 17:48:00] Sam Willis: They’re so amazing
[2026-06-30 17:48:00] Sam Willis: Yassssss!! You got a bidet!!
[2026-06-30 17:49:00] Dave: Yeah, I’ve been wanting one for a while so I picked it up when I got the squatie potty
[2026-06-30 17:49:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-30 17:56:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-30 17:57:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha these ppl are fun!!
[2026-06-30 18:00:00] Sam Willis: lol. Mexicans 🤭
[2026-06-30 18:01:00] Sam Willis: “If you don’t worry” 😂
[2026-06-30 18:01:00] Dave: Hehehee
[2026-06-30 18:44:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/lenainlove8/reel/DZwAxY_OCjv/ Lena on Instagram 5M views, 103K likes, 8,052 comments: "No but keep stuttering bud #che...
[2026-06-30 18:45:00] Sam Willis: Don’t ever do this… 😅
[2026-06-30 18:46:00] Dave: 😱😱😱🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
[2026-06-30 18:46:00] Dave: Bruuuuuuuh
[2026-06-30 18:47:00] Sam Willis: Soooooo bad
[2026-06-30 18:59:00] Sam Willis: Random question time
[2026-06-30 18:59:00] Sam Willis: If you lost me in the grocery store, which aisle would you check for me first?
[2026-06-30 19:00:00] Sam Willis: What’s the one thing you’d never let me be in charge of (like you’d be in charge of this instead)?
[2026-06-30 19:01:00] Dave: Cookie isle obvi
[2026-06-30 19:01:00] Dave: Cookie isle obvi
[2026-06-30 19:02:00] Sam Willis: If I called you from jail, what would be your first thought as to why I was there?
[2026-06-30 19:03:00] Dave: Stabbing a bitch
[2026-06-30 19:03:00] Dave: Stabbing a bitch
[2026-06-30 19:04:00] Dave: But probably like home repair
[2026-06-30 19:04:00] Dave: Good question… 🤔
[2026-06-30 19:04:00] Dave: But probably like home repair
[2026-06-30 19:04:00] Dave: Good question… 🤔
[2026-06-30 19:04:00] Dave: You’re pretty good at everything
[2026-06-30 19:04:00] Dave: You’re pretty good at everything
[2026-06-30 19:05:00] Sam Willis: There’s sooooooo much I should not be in charge of 🤣🤣
[2026-06-30 19:05:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-06-30 19:05:00] Dave: K now you
[2026-06-30 19:06:00] Sam Willis: Kk. For you: 1. I’m torn between the cookie or icecream aisle. I’m really torn…I’d probably start with cookie though
[2026-06-30 19:07:00] Sam Willis: 2. I would never let you be in charge of remembering events/appointments. Like anything to do with a calendar…. 🤭🫣 sorry and I love you
[2026-06-30 19:08:00] Sam Willis: 3. Drugs in the mail and your black market weird shopping shit 😂😂 orrrr a road rage incident bc someone had poor driving habits and they hit your car
[2026-06-30 19:08:00] Dave: Nah that’s fair
[2026-06-30 19:11:00] Sam Willis: You got it!!!
[2026-06-30 19:12:00] Dave: lol… I would definitely not get onto a road rage thing
[2026-06-30 19:12:00] Sam Willis: Maybe!! If they hit your car!
[2026-06-30 19:12:00] Dave: Naaaah
[2026-06-30 19:12:00] Dave: lol… I would definitely not get onto a road rage thing
[2026-06-30 19:12:00] Sam Willis: Simple assault 😂
[2026-06-30 19:13:00] Dave: Yeah not over a car for sure
[2026-06-30 19:13:00] Sam Willis: I kid I kid. I’m very glad to hear that you’d keep your emotions in check ☺️
[2026-06-30 19:41:00] Sam Willis: Long overdue 🫠
[2026-06-30 19:42:00] Dave: You’re so stunning 🥵
[2026-06-30 19:42:00] Dave: Goddddddddd
[2026-06-30 19:42:00] Dave: Are you naked?
[2026-06-30 19:43:00] Sam Willis: No, tanktop
[2026-06-30 19:43:00] Dave: Boooo 🤭
[2026-06-30 19:44:00] Dave: You’re so sexy! I love your face and hair
[2026-06-30 19:45:00] Dave: And EVRYTHINNNNNG
[2026-06-30 19:45:00] Dave: Tell me about what you thought about 😈
[2026-06-30 19:47:00] Sam Willis: Me on top, squirting all over your dick 😝
[2026-06-30 19:47:00] Sam Willis: Thank you baby
[2026-06-30 19:47:00] Sam Willis: Me on top, squirting all over your dick 😝
[2026-06-30 19:47:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-30 19:47:00] Sam Willis: You were guiding me really slow
[2026-06-30 19:48:00] Sam Willis: And you had one finger on my clit and the other on/near my ass
[2026-06-30 19:48:00] Sam Willis: And it was slow and deep 🥵
[2026-06-30 19:48:00] Dave: I love that you like like that
[2026-06-30 19:49:00] Dave: 😱🥵🥵
[2026-06-30 20:05:00] Sam Willis: When you fantasize about us, do you think of the buildup or do you close your eyes and we are already just bam, fucking 😅
[2026-06-30 20:15:00] Dave: Hahaha… bam! Fucking. That made me giggle. Honestly it ranges from simply recalling how you smell when we snuggle, how we kiss, or how your hair feels in my hands to… How your pussy looks and tastes, how you ride me, and now you telling me to fuck you harder 🥵. To… watching you get sloppy few huge guys with big dicks 🫣
[2026-06-30 20:15:00] Dave: Hbu?
[2026-06-30 20:16:00] Dave: How does it usually go?
[2026-06-30 20:21:00] Sam Willis: Bam, fucking
[2026-06-30 20:21:00] Sam Willis: Bam, fucking
[2026-06-30 20:21:00] Sam Willis: 🤣
[2026-06-30 20:22:00] Dave: Yeah you don’t waste any time
[2026-06-30 20:24:00] Dave: Guess where I’m at rn
[2026-06-30 20:25:00] Dave: I’m in BED 🤭☺️
[2026-06-30 20:25:00] Dave: Nope
[2026-06-30 20:25:00] Sam Willis: The store getting cookies
[2026-06-30 20:26:00] Dave: But…
[2026-06-30 20:26:00] Dave: Fuck that
[2026-06-30 20:26:00] Dave: But funny you say that…
[2026-06-30 20:26:00] Sam Willis: Omg dude I thought you were going to say the gym
[2026-06-30 20:26:00] Dave: I actually thought about it earlier today
[2026-06-30 20:28:00] Dave: I’m listening to a book atm, but I’m going to try to get to sleep early
[2026-06-30 20:29:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-06-30 20:29:00] Sam Willis: Good for you!
[2026-06-30 20:30:00] Dave: I love you babydoll 🥰🥰🥰
[2026-06-30 20:30:00] Dave: Are you dancing tonight?
[2026-06-30 20:31:00] Sam Willis: I dunno. Probably not. I just ate chick fil an about 30 min ago and I’m feeling on edge. Overstimulated. The dogs are driving me insane
[2026-06-30 20:32:00] Dave: Ugh, that sucks. Glad you got CFA though 🙂
[2026-06-30 20:37:00] Sam Willis: All day
[2026-06-30 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-06-30 20:37:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-30 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Thank you for listening to me vent…every day
[2026-06-30 20:38:00] Dave: It’s music to my ears, my love
[2026-06-30 20:39:00] Dave: So what was up with Joe? Did you tell me?
[2026-06-30 20:39:00] Sam Willis: He hasn’t responded
[2026-06-30 20:40:00] Dave: But he did respond earlier right?
[2026-06-30 20:40:00] Sam Willis: But waited until a dr appt today at 1pm and he hasn’t told me how it went
[2026-06-30 20:40:00] Sam Willis: His arm has been hurting him for 4 days
[2026-06-30 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Was going to go to the ER last night
[2026-06-30 20:40:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-30 20:40:00] Dave: Ahh right
[2026-06-30 20:40:00] Dave: Or no?
[2026-06-30 20:40:00] Dave: Ok
[2026-06-30 20:41:00] Sam Willis: 😭
[2026-06-30 20:41:00] Sam Willis: Hasn’t even read it
[2026-06-30 20:42:00] Dave: What messaging app is that
[2026-06-30 20:43:00] Sam Willis: He’s the only one I text that way 🤷‍♀️😂
[2026-06-30 20:43:00] Sam Willis: Gmail. I dunno why but we have literally always texted through Google. It used to be called Hangouts or something?
[2026-06-30 20:48:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-30 20:48:00] Sam Willis: Omfggggggggggg
[2026-06-30 20:49:00] Dave: The dogs won’t eat it?
[2026-06-30 20:49:00] Sam Willis: WHY IS IT HERE
[2026-06-30 20:49:00] Sam Willis: WTF IS IT
[2026-06-30 20:49:00] Sam Willis: ITS HUGE
[2026-06-30 20:49:00] Dave: wtf lol
[2026-06-30 20:50:00] Sam Willis: In a hole
[2026-06-30 20:50:00] Dave: Just leave it be
[2026-06-30 20:50:00] Dave: It’s just a beetle
[2026-06-30 20:50:00] Sam Willis: Omg it lives in the ground
[2026-06-30 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Are you sure it isn’t a cockroach?!?
[2026-06-30 20:51:00] Dave: No it isn’t a roach
[2026-06-30 20:51:00] Dave: It’s probably lived there for years lol
[2026-06-30 20:51:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-30 20:52:00] Dave: It’s fine
[2026-06-30 20:52:00] Dave: It’s a valuable part of the ecosystem. It probably eats other bugs or something
[2026-06-30 20:52:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-30 20:53:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-30 20:53:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait to move out of this fucking hellscape
[2026-06-30 20:54:00] Sam Willis: I will spare its life. This one time.
[2026-06-30 20:55:00] Dave: Think about it crunching under your foot and all the guts and green stuff that would come out
[2026-06-30 20:55:00] Dave: It would be way grosser the kill it
[2026-06-30 20:55:00] Sam Willis: I just wish it wasn’t the size of a small fucking child
[2026-06-30 20:56:00] Sam Willis: Literally cannot
[2026-06-30 21:03:00] Dave: OK baby, I’m going to drift on off to sleep 😴
[2026-06-30 21:04:00] Sam Willis: Good night love ❤️ you’re the absolute best!
[2026-06-30 21:04:00] Dave: Only after you
[2026-06-30 21:04:00] Dave: I love you so so much and i can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-06-30 23:45:00] Sam Willis: I miss you. I miss your cuddles. I miss sleeping beside you, and I miss your just overall calming and comfortable presence. 😔

(missing Obey)

(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW The conversation ranged from playful and teasing to tender and reflective, with a focus on emotional connection, plans for the future, and physical intimacy.

TOPIC INVENTORY - Tattoo Plans: Discussed the idea of getting a tattoo, with some exploration of potential designs and personal meanings. - Work Frustrations: Sam shared her grumpy and tired feelings due to early morning meetings and work-related stressors. - Personal Reflections: Dave expressed his feelings of connection, love, and the bittersweet nature of their relationship. - Joe's Health: Concerns about Joe's health and a potential ER visit. - Future Plans: Dave proposed a "WDWAA" (Winding Down Waves Arms Around) date around the one-year anniversary, which Sam found emotionally challenging. - Daily Life: Included discussions about their daily routines, challenges, and plans for the day. - Emotional Eating: Sam mentioned her plans to treat herself with Chick-fil-A and dessert after a stressful day.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave expressed his desire for physical intimacy, mentioning snuggling and the sensation of running his fingers through Sam's hair. - Sam fantasized about a sexual encounter, describing herself on top, squirting on Dave, which he found arousing and tender.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave was vulnerable and expressive, sharing his deep feelings and hopes for their relationship. - Sam was initially resistant to Dave's proposal for a "WDWAA" date, finding the idea emotionally overwhelming.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I've been thinking about it fondly" — Dave, about the tattoo idea. - "It's gonna be like so amazing in that moment and then when we say goodbye I will probably like lose my shit" — Sam, about the "WDWAA" plan. - "I'm sad I haven’t heard back from the scam place" — Sam, expressing disappointment. - "I miss you. I miss sleeping beside you" — Sam, expressing longing and affection.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's doubts about the "WDWAA" plan and the emotional impact it might have. - Dave's plan to potentially be in touch with Joe regarding his health. - Sam's intention to take care of herself emotionally with food, indicating a need for self-care.

MOOD MAP Playful morning → Vulnerable and reflective midday → Tender and affectionate evening → Expressed need for connection.

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    302

    32.0 more; previous daily average 270.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    27

    1.9 more; previous daily average 25.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 148 · 49% 154 · 51%
Average reply time 1m 56s (n=77) 3m 12s (n=78)
Conversation starts 2 of 3 · 67% 1 of 3 · 33%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 56s (n=77). 15% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 16s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 449 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 12s (n=78). 20% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 40s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 451 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 66.7%; 5.1 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 61.5% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 13 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 8m 57s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.7%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

No changes met the alert thresholds.

Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 302 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor68 · 23%
Status update54 · 18%
Affection33 · 11%
Frustration29 · 10%
Emotional support19 · 6%

All other signals

Vulnerability18 · 6%
Checking in17 · 6%
Sexting15 · 5%
Appreciation14 · 5%
Flirting12 · 4%
Excitement11 · 4%
Request7 · 2%
Encouragement5 · 2%
Planning5 · 2%
Disagreement4 · 1%
Boundary setting3 · 1%
Deep sharing3 · 1%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Humor (39), Status update (25), Affection (17), Emotional support (12), Frustration (9)
  • Sam Willis: Humor (29), Status update (29), Frustration (20), Affection (16), Vulnerability (15)

Tension and positive follow-ups

14 of 25 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (56%).

11 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 9s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 25 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    What’s a little dancing 🙄

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You should dance for ME!

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning How is work? You're already an hour in at this point must be nice. I am grumpy shocker. And I'm tired, shocker I have a meeting in fucking 30 minutes that I will be in the car for I just don't give a fuck anymor…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Almost 10 inches I just realized!!!

  5. Positive follow-up · · Dave

    Lmao

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Almost 10 inches I just realized!!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    You ARE grumpy, damn

  4. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    What did I even talk about?!? lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    So many possibilities

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    You ARE grumpy, damn

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    What did I even talk about?!? lol

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    So many possibilities

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Getting dressed

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Going pee

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

273 of 302 messages (90.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 131 / 148 88.5%
Sam Willis 142 / 154 92.2%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.80
Appreciation 0.78
Boundary setting 0.73
Checking in 0.63
Deep sharing 0.68
Disagreement 0.68
Emotional support 0.74
Encouragement 0.72
Excitement 0.76
Flirting 0.78
Frustration 0.71
Humor 0.70
Passive aggression 0.50
Planning 0.68
Request 0.71
Sexting 0.89
Status update 0.61
Vulnerability 0.71
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 11:01:03
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 33 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well I definitely did and we did not want to get up, but I did now I'm sitting here at work not wanting to go in But that's all right Only a couple more days right…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  3. Context · · Dave

    Good morning sunshine

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well I definitely did and we did not want to get up, but I did now I'm sitting here at work not wanting to go in But that's all right Only a couple more days right…

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  3. Context · · Dave

    Good morning sunshine

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Awww I love you

score 0.75 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well I definitely did and we did not want to get up, but I did now I'm sitting here at work not wanting to go in But that's all right Only a couple more days right…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Good morning sunshine

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Awww I love you

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Listening to your message

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    BUT this one will be OUR tattoo

  2. Context · · Dave

    lol… driving through the ghetto

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Genius

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It was your genus and sweet idea

  5. Context · · Dave

    I know what you mean though

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    lol… driving through the ghetto

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Genius

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    It was your genus and sweet idea

  4. Context · · Dave

    I know what you mean though

  5. Context · · Dave

    There was this hood I’d drive through in VA sometimes omw back from BJJ. It was a poor black neighborhood like you see in movies. People would be wandering around in the street aaaaaaall fucked up. Some houses would have a party spilling o…

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Omg that reminds me of a reoccurring dream I’ve had for most of my life. I haven’t had it in years because I don’t generally dream at all anymore, but the gist of it was that I’d get stuck driving through a city where every turn would lead…

  2. Context · · Dave

    🤭

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Thanks for joining bright and early Sam

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Haha did you just hear Ashtyn This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I hate these kinds of dreams!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

Boundary setting

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, I'm driving on the road and I'm thinking about your voice message from earlier about WDWAA which by the way I cannot do these acronyms and also WDWAA sounds very much like a wrestling fucking organization So we're wrestl…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh well, I appreciate you Thinking about it and then letting me know And you're right it's just totally just an idea. I mean, I still like the idea because of what you kind of ended at. At the end about you…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    But I also in no way have ever considered that we are never going to have sex again

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤯

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok I hear you….

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    K now you

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Kk. For you: 1. I’m torn between the cookie or icecream aisle. I’m really torn…I’d probably start with cookie though

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    2. I would never let you be in charge of remembering events/appointments. Like anything to do with a calendar…. 🤭🫣 sorry and I love you

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    3. Drugs in the mail and your black market weird shopping shit 😂😂 orrrr a road rage incident bc someone had poor driving habits and they hit your car

  5. Context · · Dave

    Nah that’s fair

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    wtf lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    In a hole

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Just leave it be

  4. Context · · Dave

    It’s just a beetle

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg it lives in the ground

Checking in

Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Genius

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    It was your genus and sweet idea

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I know what you mean though

  4. Context · · Dave

    There was this hood I’d drive through in VA sometimes omw back from BJJ. It was a poor black neighborhood like you see in movies. People would be wandering around in the street aaaaaaall fucked up. Some houses would have a party spilling o…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    And having that many out on the streets? Nooooooo thank you

score 0.76 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    Getting there

  2. Context · · Dave

    30-45 mins 🤔

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    How’s your day? Besides brain toast

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    So busy. 😭

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    So busy. 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    30-45 mins 🤔

  2. Context · · Dave

    How’s your day? Besides brain toast

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    So busy. 😭

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    So busy. 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, so while I was running, I had a thought that I wanted to share with you so I don't forget it So I know that you're well you know how that we were talking about Winding down waves arms around yesterday a…

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well I definitely did and we did not want to get up, but I did now I'm sitting here at work not wanting to go in But that's all right Only a couple more days right…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  3. Context · · Dave

    Good morning sunshine

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    So busy. 😭

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    So busy. 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, so while I was running, I had a thought that I wanted to share with you so I don't forget it So I know that you're well you know how that we were talking about Winding down waves arms around yesterday a…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m worried about Joe. Haven’t heard from him all day

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ahhh!! Listen to your voice message in just a few

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Always 😘

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, I'm driving on the road and I'm thinking about your voice message from earlier about WDWAA which by the way I cannot do these acronyms and also WDWAA sounds very much like a wrestling fucking organization So we're wrestl…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh well, I appreciate you Thinking about it and then letting me know And you're right it's just totally just an idea. I mean, I still like the idea because of what you kind of ended at. At the end about you…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I also in no way have ever considered that we are never going to have sex again

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤯

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    I looooove this idea 🥰

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehehe

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Wait… isn’t how savage the women are why you liked the bee?! 🤔

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    💯

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    BUT this one will be OUR tattoo

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    I know what you mean though

  2. Context · · Dave

    There was this hood I’d drive through in VA sometimes omw back from BJJ. It was a poor black neighborhood like you see in movies. People would be wandering around in the street aaaaaaall fucked up. Some houses would have a party spilling o…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    And having that many out on the streets? Nooooooo thank you

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s scary. It’s the fact that they’re all fucked up that puts me on super edge.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah and it was the kind of street where they were literally close enough to reach out and touch your car

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yet somehow crying seems more vulnerable than this. Hehehe This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Anyway. Just a thought

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Definitely not an endorsement of WDWAA

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    And I only have one more meeting.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    And power is back on. For now

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 19 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well I definitely did and we did not want to get up, but I did now I'm sitting here at work not wanting to go in But that's all right Only a couple more days right…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  3. Context · · Dave

    Good morning sunshine

score 0.78 · confidence 0.714

  1. Context · · Dave

    How could that even happen lmao

  2. Context · · Dave

    Lolol someone’s vagina on camera??

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    It’s been 4 days. I feel like it wouldn’t drain like that

  4. Context · · Dave

    Eeeek.. Joe

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hopefully he isn’t having a heart attack

score 0.76 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    Lolol someone’s vagina on camera??

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s been 4 days. I feel like it wouldn’t drain like that

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Eeeek.. Joe

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hopefully he isn’t having a heart attack

  5. Context · · Dave

    Like good pain meds

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    Does he have pain meds?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Drag on **

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You definitely have the loving qualities

  4. Context · · Dave

    I looooove this idea 🥰

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehehe

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I hate these kinds of dreams!!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You’re plenty smart

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I really wish i was smarter

  5. Context · · Dave

    I might

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe 😈

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m sad I haven’t heard back from the scam place

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m sure you will though!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Awwww, I’m sorry sweetie

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Nobody loves me 😭😭😭😭

Excitement

Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.6

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You should dance for ME!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning How is work? You're already an hour in at this point must be nice. I am grumpy shocker. And I'm tired, shocker I have a meeting in fucking 30 minutes that I will be in the car for I just don't give a fuck anymor…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Almost 10 inches I just realized!!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Dave

    You ARE grumpy, damn

score 0.85 · confidence 0.7394999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Drag on **

  2. Context · · Dave

    You definitely have the loving qualities

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I looooove this idea 🥰

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehehe

  5. Context · · Dave

    Wait… isn’t how savage the women are why you liked the bee?! 🤔

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    And I love it 💕!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Almost 30 min!!! WOO HOOOOOO!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Where is “there”? Like what is the goal

  5. Context · · Dave

    yuh

Flirting

Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which btw, I’m going to tell the COE this should be Eric’s next year 😝

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    This stupid ass scenario

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hello compliance? Yes, I’d like to disclose an outside business activity… And an internal employee activity. And I MEAN “internal” 😏😏😏

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I would very much like you to be inside of me right now This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I would very much like you to be inside of me right now

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hello compliance? Yes, I’d like to disclose an outside business activity… And an internal employee activity. And I MEAN “internal” 😏😏😏

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I would very much like you to be inside of me right now This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I would very much like you to be inside of me right now

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Justin might be applying for your team

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ugh now I’m horny This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Mmmmm I love the thought of that

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Then I’m gonna go home and maybe nap and probably masturbate thinking about me squirting on your dick

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    😘

  4. Context · · Dave

    Think you can be bothered to send me an afterglow?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I sure will ❤️❤️

Frustration

Showing 3 of 29 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    What’s a little dancing 🙄

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You should dance for ME!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning How is work? You're already an hour in at this point must be nice. I am grumpy shocker. And I'm tired, shocker I have a meeting in fucking 30 minutes that I will be in the car for I just don't give a fuck anymor…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Almost 10 inches I just realized!!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Almost 10 inches I just realized!!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You ARE grumpy, damn

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    What did I even talk about?!? lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    So many possibilities

score 0.72 · confidence 0.646

  1. Context · · Dave

    You ARE grumpy, damn

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    What did I even talk about?!? lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    So many possibilities

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Getting dressed

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Going pee

Humor

Showing 3 of 68 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.73 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Listening to your message

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re so sweet

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    A cold plunge for your emotions 🤭

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bro I’m not showing you me dancing 😂

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’ve seen you naked

score 0.78 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re so sweet

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    A cold plunge for your emotions 🤭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Bro I’m not showing you me dancing 😂

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’ve seen you naked

  5. Context · · Dave

    What’s a little dancing 🙄

score 0.72 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bro I’m not showing you me dancing 😂

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’ve seen you naked

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    What’s a little dancing 🙄

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    You should dance for ME!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning How is work? You're already an hour in at this point must be nice. I am grumpy shocker. And I'm tired, shocker I have a meeting in fucking 30 minutes that I will be in the car for I just don't give a fuck anymor…

Planning

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Wait… isn’t how savage the women are why you liked the bee?! 🤔

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    💯

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    BUT this one will be OUR tattoo

  4. Context · · Dave

    lol… driving through the ghetto

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Genius

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    yuh

  2. Context · · Dave

    Getting there

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    30-45 mins 🤔

  4. Context · · Dave

    How’s your day? Besides brain toast

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    So busy. 😭

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    So busy. 😭

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    So busy. 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, so while I was running, I had a thought that I wanted to share with you so I don't forget it So I know that you're well you know how that we were talking about Winding down waves arms around yesterday a…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m worried about Joe. Haven’t heard from him all day

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ahhh!! Listen to your voice message in just a few

Request

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

  1. Context · · Dave

    I’ve seen you naked

  2. Context · · Dave

    What’s a little dancing 🙄

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You should dance for ME!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning How is work? You're already an hour in at this point must be nice. I am grumpy shocker. And I'm tired, shocker I have a meeting in fucking 30 minutes that I will be in the car for I just don't give a fuck anymor…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Almost 10 inches I just realized!!!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    And how long it would take

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    OK do you have anything that talks about if TOS were down or if we had a ransomware event, how we would recover?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Anything would be amazing

  4. Context · · Dave

    What’s it for

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which btw, I’m going to tell the COE this should be Eric’s next year 😝

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Does he usually text you back pretty quickly?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dunno if he went to the ER last night. Dunno if his dog is home alone. Dunno anything

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Can you like, ride by his place?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can if I don’t hear from him in a few hours. He’s supposed to have a dr appointment in 30 min

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh my God OK I have to think about your message more I mean OK first off did you say that I had said that I had wanted to end this in a couple months? That's not what I said let's be very clear about this. I said at least fo…

Sexting

Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.95 · confidence 0.7905

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    This stupid ass scenario

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hello compliance? Yes, I’d like to disclose an outside business activity… And an internal employee activity. And I MEAN “internal” 😏😏😏

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I would very much like you to be inside of me right now This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I would very much like you to be inside of me right now

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Justin might be applying for your team

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hello compliance? Yes, I’d like to disclose an outside business activity… And an internal employee activity. And I MEAN “internal” 😏😏😏

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I would very much like you to be inside of me right now This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I would very much like you to be inside of me right now

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Justin might be applying for your team

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ugh now I’m horny This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I would very much like you to be inside of me right now

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Justin might be applying for your team

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ugh now I’m horny This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ugh now I’m horny

  5. Context · · Dave

    Horny. At work…. Checks out This message responded to an earlier message.

Status update

Showing 3 of 54 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.78 · confidence 0.6885

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hopefully he isn’t having a heart attack

  2. Context · · Dave

    Like good pain meds

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Does he have pain meds?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Drag on **

  5. Context · · Dave

    You definitely have the loving qualities

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehehe

  2. Context · · Dave

    Wait… isn’t how savage the women are why you liked the bee?! 🤔

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    💯

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    BUT this one will be OUR tattoo

  5. Context · · Dave

    lol… driving through the ghetto

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    It was your genus and sweet idea

  2. Context · · Dave

    I know what you mean though

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    There was this hood I’d drive through in VA sometimes omw back from BJJ. It was a poor black neighborhood like you see in movies. People would be wandering around in the street aaaaaaall fucked up. Some houses would have a party spilling o…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    And having that many out on the streets? Nooooooo thank you

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s scary. It’s the fact that they’re all fucked up that puts me on super edge.

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.85

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well I definitely did and we did not want to get up, but I did now I'm sitting here at work not wanting to go in But that's all right Only a couple more days right…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby

  3. Context · · Dave

    Good morning sunshine

score 0.78 · confidence 0.731

  1. Context · · Dave

    What’s a little dancing 🙄

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You should dance for ME!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning How is work? You're already an hour in at this point must be nice. I am grumpy shocker. And I'm tired, shocker I have a meeting in fucking 30 minutes that I will be in the car for I just don't give a fuck anymor…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Almost 10 inches I just realized!!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    There was this hood I’d drive through in VA sometimes omw back from BJJ. It was a poor black neighborhood like you see in movies. People would be wandering around in the street aaaaaaall fucked up. Some houses would have a party spilling o…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And having that many out on the streets? Nooooooo thank you

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    That’s scary. It’s the fact that they’re all fucked up that puts me on super edge.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah and it was the kind of street where they were literally close enough to reach out and touch your car

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkkk that