2026-07-24
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[2026-07-24 07:23:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Oh God, I forgot to talk Before before I started the message so I still full of yawning, I guess Send to the office on Friday it's not so bad though. I don't feel too bad. I'm sure I'll fucking be falling asleep in the next 45 minutes but as of right now, I feel OK. I slept good of course not long enough somehow. I guess I can't Cut off the recording So yeah Just getting ready to go into work you were the last thing I thought about and the first thing I thought about when I woke up Which I love And your photo yesterday still kind of tingly From that interaction You are so so sexy oh my gosh twice I can't believe you went twice That's pretty wild That's it do you ever do that? Is that common place? Or just like every now and then And you I would go twice with you So yeah, just getting ready to go in here and fucking piddle around for a few hours As you know, I don't work on Fridays Yeah, not much going on Oh shit I did watch a documentary last night. I'll have to give you the name of it if you might've already seen it but it's about this. Like this, dude who's a Does he like homeland, security or something? No, he's a US marshal that's right. He has this like Thing with his ex and his current Girlfriend or whatever and it's like I don't I don't wanna say too much because there was lots of lots of shit going on in it but on Netflix and it was pretty good you should watch it So there's that Oh I still having some issues with my rocker doc situation The prints are still warping and giving me issues Intermittently but more than ever being weird So I gotta get that figured out that's kind of like priority number one I guess Thing on my mind Yeah, that'll be slept really well and I hope you wake up easy and have a wonderful ride to work And I can't wait to hear your voice and talk to you today And in case you were wondering, I love you very much and you're the best
[2026-07-24 08:45:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-07-24 08:46:00] Sam Willis: You gen xer you
[2026-07-24 08:48:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-07-24 08:48:00] Dave: I feel like I run across all of them except alpha
[2026-07-24 08:57:00] Sam Willis: You’re a boomer too?!? Sigh
[2026-07-24 08:58:00] Dave: Yeah, it’s a real head scratcher.
[2026-07-24 08:59:00] Dave: But you should take another look because I’ve 💯 seen YOU use a few of those 😂
[2026-07-24 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I'm driving the dogs to daycare. I gotta figure out a better schedule. The pool guy is gonna be there sometime in the middle of the day and I know I could just leave them with the doors walked in in the inability to get outside but I'm freaking so I'm like no I'll take them to daycare and pay $105. Why not so here we are driving them to daycare And the next week it's gonna be a cluster fuck. I have to figure out. I'm for sure. Gonna have to take them Wednesday. I have to Thursday. I have to take him Friday. I'm reading your message. I don't know what you say guy used but all I know is I am a GenZ. OK although I do say fuck a lot so I do say a lot, though I mean, that is their Genzie so but I'll take place I just a real head scratcher I guess anyway Dude, I don't know what the fuck I did but I can barely move my neck so it hurts so fucking badly. I woke up at like three something and I was like oh my God and then it just kept getting worse so me the same my sleep quality of shit. It feels like it feels like I literally cannot. I just can't hardly move it and I really need to move it back and just let it like hang back and I can. It's such a mess so anyway. Had terrible dreams last night Like dreams of like it was like Chaz, but didn't look exactly like I'm really, but anyway he was like completely fucking everything up as I was like trying to sell the house and he was making Awful messes and just like fucking destroying things and anyway I don't know that was all fucked up and then I'm just like in reality now I'm like terrified that the house isn't going to sell and so I'm like all right. I'm just gonna not stress out about fighting I'm not gonna stress out about having my realtor in Candace looking at 1 million houses. Until one checks like full or close all the boxes so Just gonna calm down because the other thing to consider is that if my house takes a long time to sell and say I move you know to Indiana before it sells fine but how long can I sustain paying two mortgages not that fucking lot so it's just a list of to me Also dude, oh my God, so many things so many things happen to fall asleep because it's so late or so early for me whenever you fall asleep but Couple things So the realtor we're gonna list it at five, which is like breaks my fucking heart cause I feel like in a different market like I could get 25,000 more dollars for it but whatever it is what it is only listed for five which means somebody's gonna fucking negotiate me down and I'm just I'm not pleased so that it should be live Friday or Saturday But Joe found a YouTube so I was showing Joe that the videos that he took at the house and he was like dude I love this house because I see so many projects and I'm like OK that's not me And he's like I know we just keep thinking about all the projects I would do and he's like it'll be really nice to see pictures of the house before they bought it to see what they did to it. I'm like yeah I don't know how to find it and then like 10 seconds later, he sent me a YouTube link and it was the old listing and like it was just a preview so you couldn't see the bedrooms or like the sunroom or the backyard or anything but yes, they had that wall open in the craft room so the people just closed it in the past like three years. They have the wall open and had a lot more light in it, but it was Gotti. It was awful. Those people that are selling it now did put in so much fucking work.
[2026-07-24 09:05:00] Dave: Bahahaha
[2026-07-24 09:05:00] Dave: HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH
[2026-07-24 09:06:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: But anyway, I will send you the YouTube video here in a bit but also before you forget, send me the name of the documentary that you watched because I haven't been watching Netflix like all week and so I just definitely does not sound familiar and I really wanna watch it so Sorry I got a little bit too close to the car anyway so do that and low-key honey whoa she gets afraid and Tries to literally get in my lap as I'm fucking driving she's insane. She's afraid of the big semi anyway. Oh, OK so also, I was gonna say something else as soon as I got into my car this morning I dropped my motherfucking work phone down the seat somewhere somewhere to find that I'll message you back after I get these idiots dropped off. Low-key is freaking out.
[2026-07-24 09:07:00] Sam Willis: Is that Layla breathing? Lol
[2026-07-24 09:07:00] Sam Willis: 🤣
[2026-07-24 09:07:00] Sam Willis: Is that Layla breathing? Lol
[2026-07-24 09:11:00] Sam Willis: Wait. I’m a millennial/y, not z lol sooo. I do relate to others lol
[2026-07-24 09:12:00] Dave: Like, as they relate to what’s going on and your feelings
[2026-07-24 09:12:00] Dave: Oh lawd.. you and your dreams. It’s wild to me how on point they usually are
[2026-07-24 09:14:00] Dave:
[2026-07-24 09:17:00] Sam Willis: Fuck. I gotta drive Layla back home 😭
[2026-07-24 09:17:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-07-24 09:18:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh Jesus Christ poor fucking Layla I go to I always take the three first and I go back out to get Layla and she was holding up her paw and I'm like what's going on and her fucking like nail broke. She's bleeding. She can't walk on it. So I'm like fuck I think I'm just gonna take her home. She's gonna be at all fucking day. This sucks I'm gonna call Christian and maybe she can come over there Oh, that's not wise, goddamnit Having her be She's fine. I know she's fine.
[2026-07-24 09:31:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh poor thing, but she will love having the house to herself. I promise you she'll be just fine. She'll just probably did it on purpose so she could have the house to herself.
[2026-07-24 09:32:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: No, I know she'll be fine. I just don't like it cause I can't leave the door open to the backyard because the landscaper the pool guy needs to come but honestly, she can hold all day. She's she literally just sleeps all day, but I am worried about the mail. I need to look at it. I'm more so really fucking annoyed that it's 730 I'm not even home yet. I gotta do this and I gotta still drive into the fucking office that is really pissing me off to go there and have seven meetings today all on teams like what is the point
[2026-07-24 09:34:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-07-24 09:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Like just for example, Eric work from home Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday this week because he had like pool stuff going on
[2026-07-24 09:53:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Two nails instead of one which is just annoying cause I just don't know I don't know like pull it off so it's probably gonna be like a vet visiting and to fucking get it off. That's so annoying maybe all YouTube it I don't know I don't wanna pull it off It's not really hanging there either. I don't know what the hell is going on. I also think that just like as she gets older, her nails are getting more brittle so I'm gonna see if there's like a supplement for that or something. I'm just gonna drive like no I know it doesn't need to be 100% compliance, but I also feel like I'm pushing it with Like the fact that I'm only in the office like six hours a day anyway, and Also I don't know like things are about to get even more fucking chaotic with selling the house so I just feel like I'm running out of excuses so I don't know anyway I just don't wanna be on the fucking anybody's radar. I also just wish I could get a new job so then I could just. Start over I could just take my last two remote leaks with Schwab as I put in my notice. I don't have to worry about how I have like no fucking vacation to his life like I just could have a lot more flexibility, but now like I literally already out of everything basically through the rest of this year except for two remote weeks, which I want to use I'm gonna use one of the remote leaks the first week I actually move. So I can spend that first week in the house can we move? And then the last week it's just like it's only July and I've already fucked myself over anyway I'm throwing myself a pity party this morning. Whatever also you didn't tell me the name of the Netflix documentary. Don't forget about that. Maybe some crime will bring me joy
[2026-07-24 09:56:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-07-24 09:56:00] Dave: You deserve a party baby!!
[2026-07-24 09:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Of course, every time you need a dog to go to the bathroom to get their business done, they don't do it so of course she wouldn't go poop so I'm like all right. I guess if you shit in the house, you shit in the house like I don't know like it is what it is anyway I just checked the cameras and poor baby. Just laying there now in the big room just kind of looking around like oh. Where everybody go yeah it's fucking sad. She's all alone. How do people just have one dog? I don't understand. So hopefully she'll sleep soon
[2026-07-24 09:56:00] Dave: 🥳
[2026-07-24 09:57:00] Dave: Hahahaha, you’re so cute.
[2026-07-24 09:57:00] Dave: She isn’t thinking anything but “ahhhhh nice and quiet”
[2026-07-24 10:02:00] Sam Willis: She’s sad. Clearly.
[2026-07-24 10:02:00] Dave: Is Justin Native American?
[2026-07-24 10:02:00] Dave: lol… I was just gonna say: look how happy she is 😂
[2026-07-24 10:03:00] Dave: Huh…
[2026-07-24 10:03:00] Sam Willis: Thai
[2026-07-24 10:03:00] Sam Willis: Laos
[2026-07-24 10:03:00] Dave: Ok
[2026-07-24 10:04:00] Sam Willis: I almost forgot about COE call
[2026-07-24 10:04:00] Sam Willis: Why do you say huh
[2026-07-24 10:04:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-07-24 10:05:00] Dave: Idk… I feel like he looks more NA - along with his last name
[2026-07-24 10:06:00] Sam Willis: Tis Thai but I know what you mean
[2026-07-24 10:06:00] Sam Willis: Dude lovessssss to cook
[2026-07-24 10:06:00] Dave: Must be nice lol
[2026-07-24 10:11:00] Sam Willis: What in the world did I do to my neck 😩
[2026-07-24 10:12:00] Sam Willis: Chris coming in with the energy!!!
[2026-07-24 10:13:00] Sam Willis: 🤣
[2026-07-24 10:14:00] Sam Willis: He better not call on me lol
[2026-07-24 10:17:00] Sam Willis: Do you use new outlook? Fuck that trash
[2026-07-24 10:18:00] Dave: How do you know?… you were asleep
[2026-07-24 10:18:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-07-24 10:18:00] Dave: Yeah ok Ms. I’m not a boomer
[2026-07-24 10:18:00] Dave: Probably slept weird?
[2026-07-24 10:18:00] Dave: Probably slept weird?
[2026-07-24 10:19:00] Sam Willis: No I’m just saying “boooooooo”
[2026-07-24 10:19:00] Dave: But the good news is: if you ever get some Aleve, that will definitely help
[2026-07-24 10:19:00] Dave: Oh ok lol
[2026-07-24 10:19:00] Dave: 🤷♂️
[2026-07-24 10:20:00] Sam Willis: Ok but what’s the point of this facilitator thing. He glossed over what the benefits are
[2026-07-24 10:20:00] Sam Willis: It seems annoying to me
[2026-07-24 10:30:00] Dave: Idk. I guess it like takes notes or whatever?
[2026-07-24 10:31:00] Sam Willis: So does copilot. Soooo it seems stupid lol
[2026-07-24 10:32:00] Dave: Isn’t facilitator the part of copilot that does that?
[2026-07-24 10:37:00] Sam Willis: Just got to the office. Atleast traffic wasn’t bad
[2026-07-24 10:37:00] Dave: 🤷♂️
[2026-07-24 10:37:00] Sam Willis: No. Bc facilitator isn’t turned on for most calls
[2026-07-24 10:38:00] Dave: That’s a plus!
[2026-07-24 10:55:00] Dave: https://www.netflix.com/us/title/81923353?s=i&trkid=13747225&shareType=Title&shareUuid=7E10F821-1F22-409A-9AD2-608D1276B64D&trg=more&unifiedEntityIdEncoded=Video:81923353&vlang=en&trg=more A Toxic Love Story
[2026-07-24 10:55:00] Dave: Check out “A Toxic Love Story” on Netflix
[2026-07-24 10:58:00] Sam Willis: TOXIC LOVE!! That’s my jam!
[2026-07-24 10:58:00] Sam Willis: YAY!!! Oh I can’t wait
[2026-07-24 11:47:00] Sam Willis: Look at how she walks and her panting 😭
[2026-07-24 11:48:00] Dave: Awwwe, her little limp
[2026-07-24 12:02:00] Sam Willis: Lolol ok I don’t actually text it all that much 🤪
[2026-07-24 12:03:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-07-24 12:04:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-24 12:04:00] Dave: That’s a popular one
[2026-07-24 13:35:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going
[2026-07-24 13:48:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-24 14:08:00] Sam Willis: Oh god. Josh. He just can’t stop bragging. I really want to like him. But he makes it hard
[2026-07-24 14:30:00] Sam Willis: How was your nap 🤪
[2026-07-24 14:36:00] Sam Willis: Noooooo
[2026-07-24 14:37:00] Sam Willis: 🤦♀️
[2026-07-24 14:37:00] Sam Willis: for fackkkkkk sake
[2026-07-24 14:37:00] Sam Willis: Omg. Josh is leading a TTX and instead of spelling “assess”, he has ASSES
[2026-07-24 14:40:00] Dave: Lmao. Shut up
[2026-07-24 14:40:00] Dave: Lmao. Shut up
[2026-07-24 14:40:00] Dave: Tf is that?
[2026-07-24 14:40:00] Dave: Tf is that?
[2026-07-24 14:41:00] Dave: You know me too well
[2026-07-24 14:41:00] Dave: You know me too well
[2026-07-24 14:41:00] Dave: It was great! 🤭
[2026-07-24 14:41:00] Dave: It was great! 🤭
[2026-07-24 14:42:00] Sam Willis: My pool filters
[2026-07-24 14:42:00] Sam Willis: My pool filters I love seeing how gross filters get 🤭
[2026-07-24 14:56:00] Dave: How is YOUR day going?
[2026-07-24 14:58:00] Sam Willis: Not terrible. Gotta go to Sherwin Williams after work to get some paint. So I’m ready to get out of here. But another hour atleast
[2026-07-24 14:58:00] Sam Willis: Then gotta get the dogs. Sigh. Christian’s gonna some point
[2026-07-24 14:58:00] Sam Willis: I gotta lot of shit to do tonight/this weekend. A LOT
[2026-07-24 14:59:00] Dave: Ugh… a whole hour??
[2026-07-24 14:59:00] Dave: What’s Christian? Just to visit?
[2026-07-24 15:00:00] Dave: What have you gotta do? Fix that closet door for one lol.
[2026-07-24 15:04:00] Sam Willis: Finish all the painting. Closet doors. Replace lightbulbs (which means I gotta drag the huge ass ladder in the house 😩), finish packing up my closet, deep clean my shower, stage my office to make it seem more homey. And I’ll probably have to paint that damn room too 😭
[2026-07-24 15:04:00] Sam Willis: Finish all the painting. Closet doors. Replace lightbulbs (which means I gotta drag the huge ass ladder in the house 😩), finish packing up my closet, deep clean my shower, stage my office to make it seem more homey. And I’ll probably have to paint that damn room too 😭
[2026-07-24 15:05:00] Dave: You know how you say it’s hot that I.. do things. Like, work on things?
[2026-07-24 15:07:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-07-24 15:07:00] Sam Willis: ….yes
[2026-07-24 15:08:00] Dave: I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m also incredibly turned the things you do. I know I’ve used the word “industrious” a couple times, which seems cliche(?). But you really are something else. I know to you you’re probably just barely scraping by, but to me and everyone else - it’s very very impressive.
[2026-07-24 15:08:00] Dave: And sexy af
[2026-07-24 15:09:00] Sam Willis: Awwww!!! But babe, I’m completely pitiful !!
[2026-07-24 15:09:00] Dave: Haha, but you really aren’t!
[2026-07-24 15:11:00] Dave: You’ve basically gotten your house ready for the market. Your finances are in order. You’re a Director at one of the largest financial institutions in the country, … I could keep going
[2026-07-24 15:11:00] Sam Willis: I feel like things take me 3x longer than it does anyone else!
[2026-07-24 15:12:00] Dave: You really really are extraordinary
[2026-07-24 15:12:00] Dave: You feel like that, but it’s just not reality.
[2026-07-24 15:12:00] Sam Willis: I think your eyes are rose colored
[2026-07-24 15:13:00] Dave: Sure, to some degree. But your quality is immensely apparent - and I’ve noticed it consistently over the whole time of known you.
[2026-07-24 15:14:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭😭
[2026-07-24 15:14:00] Dave: You just handle shit.
[2026-07-24 15:14:00] Dave: And you should recognize yourself for it more.
[2026-07-24 15:15:00] Sam Willis: Awwww
[2026-07-24 15:15:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-24 15:16:00] Sam Willis: I do. While complaining the entire time. Hehehe But it gets done still, damnit!! 🤣
[2026-07-24 15:16:00] Sam Willis: I do. While complaining the entire time. Hehehe But it gets done still, damnit!! 🤣
[2026-07-24 15:16:00] Dave: All while handling a fucking zoo
[2026-07-24 15:17:00] Dave: No offense
[2026-07-24 15:17:00] Dave: And taking care of unworthy dudes and their kids.
[2026-07-24 15:17:00] Sam Willis: Nah it’s just me and the zoo now.
[2026-07-24 15:18:00] Dave: Oh yes you can
[2026-07-24 15:18:00] Sam Willis: Can’t take credit for taking care of any kids
[2026-07-24 15:18:00] Dave: You’re STILL in Zander’s life
[2026-07-24 15:27:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know, I don't know why I didn't just tell you how wonderful you are With my voice instead of typing all that shit out But you're incredibly impressive and I find that incredibly sexy All the things and just wanted you to know that it just occurred to me but in other more pain in the ass use so you know how I said I have to make changes to rock dock I'm gonna have some problems with a printing ride and so forth well, I'm at a point now where I have to learn to use CAD software like professional cat software I'm currently using like a web-based version that has been good enough But the design for a rocker doc has gotten so complex that it's has made using it on my current Solution not harder than it really needs to be and it's kind of a hindrance so I gotta learn fusion 360 which is the new kind of latest and mystery standard and AutoCAD I've tried to use it before it's just like a learning a whole new fucking Career It's not that bad I can think but like I gotta spend Probably this weekend or at least I could six hours like At least Learning how to use it and then redesigning rocker dock it so I can kind of go forward with a legit cat design So that's what I'm doing
[2026-07-24 15:28:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-07-24 15:28:00] Sam Willis: Yay!! YOU GET TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW!!
[2026-07-24 15:29:00] Sam Willis: You’re so excited, I can tell
[2026-07-24 15:29:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-07-24 15:30:00] Sam Willis: Good with hands, your brain, AND your dick 🥵💦🫠
[2026-07-24 15:30:00] Sam Willis: YOU are so sexy!!!
[2026-07-24 15:32:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: That's weird because I am kind of excited, but since I've tried to Do it before like over the last few years like I've settled into using it's called Tinker CAD, which by the same company, but it's the online like way, stripped down and simplified version I've been fine with that up until now And I've tried to learn to use fusion like Like I said multiple times over the years that I've been in Been into 3-D printing Well, thank you honey. I know you think learning things is sexy. You're just being nice now cause I said stuff to you No, I'm just kidding You can see all the great things you want anyway so it's like it's really fucking hard like it's so old and people go to college to learn how to use this shit Well, OK I can respond to this real time. I'm like literally hard now so I took like Three seconds like yesterday when I said I went from 0 to 1000 and a second like I was the truth oh my God right you're distracted me Which is all right? God God, I want you so bad anyway anyway 360 You got such a great pussy though and your body and your hair God and Fuck so good like you suck dick oh my God so great OK OK fusion three sexy. See you get me. Get me all off track here. I don't even remember what I was talking about Fuck fusion 360 I think I'm just gonna go masturbate now
[2026-07-24 16:11:00] Sam Willis: Ahh I just am listening and I love that my comment made you hard 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-07-24 16:11:00] Sam Willis: LOLOL
[2026-07-24 16:16:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Yeah, fuck the cat shit whenever you know we can be talking about us having sex together speaking of. I didn't even tell you yesterday because I was like running around different meetings and I was like catching up but anyway I was booking the flights to. To Dallas and I booked like I can't remember what time my flight is out on that Wednesday to go back home but it's like obviously later you don't like evening and I was I was looking ahead in my mind. I was like well like you know I wonder if Dave and I can just like like I obviously will have to be out of my hotel, but like maybe we can just like hook up in his car and then I immediately got wet and like I just wet, but I can't like physically hot and my face literally turns red anyway that's what happened yesterday. It was quite nice. That probably is but ultimately led me to masturbating yesterday anyway so I don't know how we're gonna like pull off you know alone time together whenever I'm there in October but Hopefully, we can figure something out. I haven't heard anything from Clover and they were supposedly meeting yesterday to discuss so I'm gonna say I got nothing. Cause if they were excited about me, they'd be like yes it's like you know get her going you know as soon as possible for the last round of interviews, but no Really sucks cause I just really wanna work remotely Maybe I will continue applying to things even though it's such a pain in the ass but all right well good luck Doing the cat shit also, what else do you have going on this weekend?
[2026-07-24 16:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-07-24 16:26:00] Sam Willis: Lmao cat shit
[2026-07-24 16:27:00] Sam Willis: New code name lol
[2026-07-24 16:31:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: All right baby well you focus on your cat shit I'm sure we'll be talking. I am gonna go home and do all the things. Christian is not coming over until tomorrow now so I already say that to you I can't remember if I said that last message anyway he's tired and I'm tired. So go home I'll have to get the dogs at some point I need to go to the vet All right, talk to you soon bye
[2026-07-24 16:33:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh also, I was driving just a little bit ago and the car in the lane just beside me and the car was a little bit ahead of me just fucking blew their tire like I've never been that close to somebody flying on the interstate in a tire blowing, I was like holy fuck So anyway, the dude was not happy. I'm just glad I didn't hit my car that bad.
[2026-07-24 16:40:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I'm actually taking a little break from the cat shit and I went out there to try to mow the backyard a little bit cause I gotta take a shower Friday night And that's cause that's why I shave my head and shave everything and take a testosterone a shot like Friday night. It says like my routine for Friday night get all showered get shaved and then just fucking relax so I was gonna try the mow the back again because it was still just been. Sitting since the battery or the lawnmower didn't work for whatever reason last weekend so I just went out there and tried that and it fucking still ain't working so I probably gonna have to get a new lawnmower this weekend Maybe just a new battery but I think I told you like the batteries are like 250 apiece so I go buy a new battery for 250 bucks with my five-year-old lawnmower. I mean I guess it's OK. Or I could get a whole new lawnmower like an upgraded one with two batteries for like 700 like 800 bucks So Basically $500 worth of batteries and then that would be buying a whole new mower for $300 so it's like I don't know I don't wanna spend that much money but I might have to
[2026-07-24 16:43:00] Sam Willis: Just get the new mower lol. And did you buy the knife
[2026-07-24 16:53:00] Dave: No, I didn’t buy the knife 😒
[2026-07-24 17:02:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-24 17:15:00] Dave: Eh… need that lawnmower money
[2026-07-24 17:15:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo I’m leaving Sherwin Williams and there’s a police presence in the parking lot!! Yasssssss!!
[2026-07-24 17:16:00] Sam Willis: You need a functioning lawnmower!
[2026-07-24 17:18:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, did I even respond to the whole blown tire thing? Yeah I'm glad that didn't hit you or whatever was a catastrophic like where the rubber like fucking flew out everywhere. Years and years ago, I saw a Police presence wonder if it's gonna be on a Sergeant Curtis anyway Yeah, exactly functioning lawnmower I need that knife to that's the thing and when you need something that's a responsibility so Go buying that knife as a responsibility So thanks for helping me work that out. You're absolutely right. Anyway, years and years ago, I got them all over the place today like with my conversations and stories. If it's not, you're distracting me with sexiness it's me just fucking bouncing between things. Anyway, years and years ago, driving down the interstate and it was nighttime and there was light traffic. It was like like a late night like 11 or 12 or something like that and a little ways down the way in front of me coming the other direction there's like big steel divider or something in between. The lanes and I saw like lights Flashing and I was like what the fuck is that and never realize it was sparks flashing and then I realized it was a tractor trailer wheel tire that had like completely come off the fucking the big rig and was like just barrel and ass at like 70 miles an hour Smashing into the guard rail and shit Yeah, it was fucking crazy Cause that had that jumped over the So it ended up like cut from the back and I guess the truck driver slowed down so we all kind of bounced around in between the truck and the rail so I didn't really go anywhere But that bounced over the divider I think killed somebody tracking trailer wheels and tires are like hundreds of pounds
[2026-07-24 17:19:00] Sam Willis: Rubber definitely totally flew.
[2026-07-24 17:19:00] Sam Willis: I heard it blow
[2026-07-24 17:19:00] Sam Willis: You don’t need the fucking knife
[2026-07-24 17:20:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄🙄
[2026-07-24 17:21:00] Sam Willis: Yikes that’s scary!!! Fuck that
[2026-07-24 17:24:00] Sam Willis: But that was BEFORE
[2026-07-24 17:24:00] Sam Willis: Oh. You’re right. I did. Hehe
[2026-07-24 17:24:00] Dave: That’s clearly advocacy for me needing the knife.
[2026-07-24 17:24:00] Dave: But you said booooo
[2026-07-24 17:24:00] Sam Willis: The lawn is the bigger priority
[2026-07-24 17:24:00] Sam Willis: You said you weren’t going to get a lawnmower
[2026-07-24 17:24:00] Dave: But you said booooo
[2026-07-24 17:26:00] Dave: Thanks baby
[2026-07-24 17:26:00] Dave: Too late.
[2026-07-24 17:26:00] Dave: You’re the best
[2026-07-24 17:26:00] Dave: You already changed my mind on be he knife
[2026-07-24 17:28:00] Dave: Is that a thing? 🤔
[2026-07-24 17:28:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-07-24 17:28:00] Dave: Oh. I was gonna suggest you start it hehe
[2026-07-24 17:28:00] Sam Willis: Unrelated but I realllyyyyy wish my dogs daycare offered transportation home
[2026-07-24 17:29:00] Dave: Maybe ILL start a doggy daycare…
[2026-07-24 17:29:00] Dave: Doggy day care/3d print farm
[2026-07-24 17:30:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I went down this path when I was looking into opening up my own doggy daycare, but it's not a very popular thing because then you kinda have to staff up just to accommodate it like and if I were like if I owned my own business and was going to do it I would only offer like a window of 4 to 7 or something like that so then you know I just have some part-time come in you know three hours a day to do transportation or whatever cause then it's not taking away from your other staff Do people like what happens if something happened to the dogs like it's definitely an insurance thing like a bigger insurance thing We had to get like a special you know van or bus or whatever so gotta just sounds really nice to like have the option. I don't wanna drive freaking 45 minutes away there and back to go get the dogs. If you ever wanna start a doggy daycare done a ton of research talk to lots of people do you remember when I went down that whole path I don't we weren't talking as much but it was in 2023 So and then I gave up once I once I made it through the layoffs and I didn't get fired I'm too poor for this
[2026-07-24 17:30:00] Dave: Yes! I remember!!
[2026-07-24 17:31:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: And thank fucking Christ I didn't go through with it because then I would be stuck here in Phoenix so I don't know man I don't necessarily believe in God, but I definitely think like the universe is looking out for me in a lot of ways like something up there has had my back saving me for my own dumb ass decision
[2026-07-24 17:32:00] Dave: Yeah I remember you were really into it
[2026-07-24 17:33:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-07-24 17:33:00] Dave: Haha, no… YOU have saved yourself from your own dumbass decisions because of… all the things we talked about early. Your attributes.
[2026-07-24 17:33:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think so lol
[2026-07-24 17:34:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: That's like when parents thank God that their kids were got cancer we came or something and it got cured and they were saved like no thank the fucking doctors Not some imaginary sky, daddy it was the doctors thank them So you should think yourself because you didn't do it because you make good decisions, even though you think you don't
[2026-07-24 17:35:00] Sam Willis: Meh I’m still spiritual
[2026-07-24 17:36:00] Sam Willis: There’s a greater power/energy force. There’s something
[2026-07-24 17:36:00] Dave: How do you know?
[2026-07-24 17:36:00] Sam Willis: But I hear you and I love you
[2026-07-24 17:38:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I just have always felt like I'm very fortunate in life. I'm like super blessed and like why am I blessed because other people struggle so much and I just feel like somethings looking out I don't know. And then I don't know why that same. Something is not looking out for all the other people, but like why why am I so blessed in life like truly I recognize that I have it really well and so to me, it's not a matter of my own doing per se, like something just like something's got my back.
[2026-07-24 17:39:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: It's not anything that's like magic I mean your combination of genetics that you got from your parents have created the ability for you to learn and be successful and doing things you're smart capable pretty all those things that's all very much genetic on top of having a good home life and loving parents On top of being born into you know, reasonably affluent life, or maybe not fluent decent you had opportunities some people's parents don't and like that can all be traced back to their origins. I guess not it's not magic.
[2026-07-24 17:40:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Between having the mental capacity to Wipe learn and make decisions and the outside stimuli from the way that you were raised like that just equals What do you have become?
[2026-07-24 17:41:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: And furthermore, why would some magical higher power bless you and not all the other people that aren't as fortunate like that sounds like a dick move
[2026-07-24 17:43:00] Dave: Exactly
[2026-07-24 17:43:00] Dave: Exactly
[2026-07-24 17:43:00] Sam Willis: It makes me more sad that some ppl are just fucked from the start though!!
[2026-07-24 17:43:00] Sam Willis: I DUNNO MAN
[2026-07-24 17:44:00] Dave: That’s absolutely the truth though
[2026-07-24 17:44:00] Sam Willis: 😭
[2026-07-24 18:07:00] Sam Willis: I was like wtfff is that pink hand?!?
[2026-07-24 18:07:00] Sam Willis: It’s her tongue, licking me 🤣🤣
[2026-07-24 18:22:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-24 18:22:00] Dave: It’s fucking huge
[2026-07-24 18:33:00] Dave: I’m surprised she hasn’t chewed the nail off
[2026-07-24 18:34:00] Sam Willis: I just can’t get it off myself.
[2026-07-24 18:34:00] Dave: I still can’t believe you can’t do it
[2026-07-24 18:34:00] Sam Willis: Hopefully she does it tonight so I can cancel the damn appt
[2026-07-24 18:34:00] Sam Willis: I made an appt at the vet tomorrow for 830am 🙄
[2026-07-24 18:35:00] Sam Willis: I can’t see what I’m clipping
[2026-07-24 18:35:00] Sam Willis: You can’t just pull it off dude!
[2026-07-24 18:35:00] Dave: I’ve done it half a dozen times
[2026-07-24 18:35:00] Sam Willis: She’s BLACK And I don’t have dog clippers
[2026-07-24 18:35:00] Dave: Watch them do it when you’re there
[2026-07-24 18:35:00] Dave: Of all the things you CAN do lol
[2026-07-24 18:35:00] Dave: Yeah, you gotta clip it
[2026-07-24 19:09:00] Dave: Ok just now watching the naked guy in the trash can video… wtf was going on in the car? Did she leave her kid in her car, and get in his car to fuck??
[2026-07-24 19:09:00] Sam Willis: And both adults were naked.
[2026-07-24 19:09:00] Sam Willis: It was all the same car right? All 3 were in one car. Homeless
[2026-07-24 19:10:00] Sam Willis: I totally missed it if they were in 2 cars. That poor kid though. Pieces of shit
[2026-07-24 19:12:00] Dave: Yeah the kids was in the red car
[2026-07-24 19:13:00] Sam Willis: The guy who was arrested looked super young too
[2026-07-24 19:13:00] Sam Willis: Forgot how old he was. I feel early 20s
[2026-07-24 19:13:00] Dave: And the 2 adults were fricking in the black car
[2026-07-24 19:13:00] Sam Willis: Ugh wtf
[2026-07-24 19:13:00] Sam Willis: What pieces of shit
[2026-07-24 19:14:00] Sam Willis: How did the kid know to get out of the car though
[2026-07-24 19:14:00] Dave: Yeah that’s what it looked like
[2026-07-24 19:14:00] Sam Willis: I guess cause the cops were telling him to?
[2026-07-24 19:20:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So after I watch today's Midwest and safety, of course it you know auto moved onto another one from like a year or two ago that you probably already seen, but it was this dude who definitely had a mental problem and he lived in an apartment building and kept like harassing and threatening his neighbors because he thought that they were that his ex-girlfriend was hiding in there and their apartments Is fucking weird anyway he had this puppy And he ended up getting into a shootout with the police as as the puppy was in his arms and freaking the dog ran off and never was recovered and that is just fucking heartbreaking to me I guess I'm gonna pretend that somebody did find the dog and it's living its best life now and we just don't know about it
[2026-07-24 19:36:00] Dave: Already the puppy didn’t get shot
[2026-07-24 19:36:00] Dave: Oh I’m sure it found a great home ❤️
[2026-07-24 19:45:00] Sam Willis: Just got back home. Her nail fell off. Yay!
[2026-07-24 19:49:00] Dave: Yaaaaay
[2026-07-24 20:06:00] Sam Willis: I really don’t get how ppl reuse paint brushes. They seem so fucked. But I’m not going to buy a new one for every freaking time I paint. Grrrr
[2026-07-24 20:10:00] Dave: Do you face a mov nice one? You have to wash them out after you use them
[2026-07-24 20:11:00] Sam Willis: Grrrrrr
[2026-07-24 20:11:00] Dave: Then you aren’t washing them good enough
[2026-07-24 20:11:00] Dave: I use the same brush years
[2026-07-24 20:11:00] Sam Willis: And not perfect
[2026-07-24 20:11:00] Sam Willis: I do wash them out but they’re still ugly and hard
[2026-07-24 20:16:00] Sam Willis: Now to see if some paint I’ve had in my garage for 1.5 yrs is still good….
[2026-07-24 20:16:00] Sam Willis: OK well I’m not showing you mine now…obvi lol
[2026-07-24 20:21:00] Dave: Cmoooooon
[2026-07-24 20:26:00] Dave: Let me see
[2026-07-24 20:27:00] Dave: For science
[2026-07-24 20:30:00] Dave: Maybe I can tell you what you’re doing wrong
[2026-07-24 20:52:00] Sam Willis: No it worked fine. Just finished touching up all the main greige color
[2026-07-24 20:52:00] Sam Willis: You don’t realize how truly dirty and scuffed up your walls are until you start getting close to touch up areas. Holy fuck
[2026-07-24 20:52:00] Sam Willis: Dudeeeeeee
[2026-07-24 21:01:00] Sam Willis: That’s what I gotta do tomorrow. It’s terrible
[2026-07-24 21:01:00] Dave: You gonna clean all the walls?
[2026-07-24 21:01:00] Dave: Walls get dirt af bro
[2026-07-24 21:01:00] Dave: It’s the worst
[2026-07-24 21:01:00] Sam Willis: Now it’s time for a drinkity drink
[2026-07-24 21:02:00] Sam Willis: All the walls that I can see are filthy. Like high traffic areas where the dogs are
[2026-07-24 21:02:00] Sam Willis: All the walls that I can see are filthy. Like high traffic areas where the dogs are
[2026-07-24 21:02:00] Dave: Vodka and lemonade?
[2026-07-24 21:02:00] Sam Willis: It’s kind of annoying me to do all these touch ups whenever I fully expect the next buyer to paint right on over it anyway lol
[2026-07-24 21:03:00] Dave: lol that’s a good point
[2026-07-24 21:04:00] Dave: It will baby
[2026-07-24 21:04:00] Dave: I’m sure your god will make it sell quick
[2026-07-24 21:04:00] Sam Willis: This house just needs to sell lol
[2026-07-24 21:05:00] Dave: Allahu Akbar
[2026-07-24 21:10:00] Sam Willis: Oh. My. Lawd. 🙄🙄
[2026-07-24 21:18:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-07-24 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Just turned on the Toxic Love Story show ❤️❤️❤️❤️
[2026-07-24 21:20:00] Dave: You’re gonna love it
[2026-07-24 21:21:00] Dave: I’m going to bed, but you can txt me while you’re watching 😋
[2026-07-24 21:21:00] Dave: I love you so so much, and I cant wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-07-24 21:21:00] Sam Willis: Ok baby. I love you. Sweet dreams!!
[2026-07-24 21:21:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait either ❤️❤️
[2026-07-24 21:34:00] Sam Willis: it’s bothering me!!!
[2026-07-24 21:34:00] Sam Willis: Omg this bitch blinks her eyes constantly. The crazy ex
[2026-07-24 21:43:00] Sam Willis: Oh noooooo. It’s the wife!! Maybe. Eeeeee! ok ok shits getting good
[2026-07-24 22:02:00] Sam Willis: Omg I’m only halfway done and it SEEMS like it’s over so WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT?!?! Ahhhh!!! What in the fuck
[2026-07-24 22:12:00] Sam Willis: I knew something seemed off with dude just from the fact he proposed to a woman like 2 weeks after knowing her. Like a fucking idiot
[2026-07-24 22:26:00] Sam Willis: I think rape fantasy Rick is Asian
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DAY OVERVIEW Friday, July 24th, 2026. The day unfolded with a playful and flirtatious morning, shifting into a sexually charged midday with passionate fantasies and desires exchanged. The conversation took a tender and reflective turn as they discussed personal struggles and future plans. One defining moment was Dave's admiration for Sam's industriousness and her handling of their relationship's challenges. The defining theme was a deep emotional connection and mutual appreciation for each other's qualities.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Greeting and First Thoughts - Dave expressed his early morning thoughts and his attraction to Sam, mentioning her photo and their interaction the previous day. - Emotional register: Flirty, affectionate. - Notable: "You are so so sexy oh my gosh twice I can't believe you went twice."
- Work and Daily Routines
- Both discussed their day ahead, with Sam mentioning her dogs' daycare and the pool guy's visit.
- Emotional register: Resigned, determined.
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Notable: "I gotta figure out a better schedule."
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House Selling and Moving Plans
- Sam talked about the challenges of selling her house, including issues with the realtor and the need to stage the house effectively.
- Emotional register: Stressed, anxious.
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Notable: "I have to Thursday. I have to take him Friday."
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New Job and Remote Work
- Sam expressed her frustration with her current job and her desire to find a new one that allows for remote work.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, hopeful.
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Notable: "I just wish I could get a new job so then I could just... start over."
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Neck Pain and Health
- Sam mentioned her neck pain and the difficulty she had moving it, which affected her sleep quality.
- Emotional register: Painful, tired.
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Notable: "I woke up at like three something and I was like oh my God."
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Dreams and Psychological Impact
- Sam shared a disturbing dream where her ex was causing chaos in her house, which she connected to her real-life anxiety about selling the house.
- Emotional register: Anxious, unsettled.
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Notable: "I'm terrified that the house isn't going to sell."
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Dog Care and Emotional Support
- Both expressed concern and love for Sam's dogs, especially after Layla suffered a minor injury.
- Emotional register: Caring, protective.
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Notable: "Poor baby. Just laying there now in the big room."
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Generational Differences and Insults
- They bantered about being millennials and boomers, taking playful jabs at each other's generational quirks.
- Emotional register: Playful, teasing.
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Notable: "You gen xer you."
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Personal Growth and Self-Worth
- Dave praised Sam's strength and self-worth, emphasizing her ability to handle numerous responsibilities and challenges.
- Emotional register: Affectionate, supportive.
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Notable: "You just handle shit. And you should recognize yourself for it more."
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3D Printing and Design
- Dave discussed learning CAD software, specifically Fusion 360, to improve his 3D printing designs.
- Emotional register: Engaged, determined.
- Notable: "I'm gonna have to spend probably this weekend or at least six hours."
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Potential Hookup and Future Plans
- They fantasized about a potential hookup during Sam's upcoming work trip, discussing the logistics and their desire for it.
- Emotional register: Excited, flirty.
- Notable: "I just wet, but I can't like physically get hard and my face literally turns red."
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Spiritual Beliefs and Life's Blessings
- They debated the existence of a higher power or universe, with Sam expressing her belief that she is blessed and protected.
- Emotional register: Thoughtful, philosophical.
- Notable: "I just have always felt like I'm very fortunate in life."
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Social Issues and Inequity
- They discussed the disparity in life's opportunities and the struggles faced by some, leading to a reflective conversation about privilege and fortune.
- Emotional register: Empathetic, reflective.
- Notable: "That poor kid though. Pieces of shit."
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TV Show Discussions
- They shared their reactions to episodes of "Midwest and Safety" and a Netflix documentary, discussing the emotional impact of the stories.
- Emotional register: Engaged, emotional.
- Notable: "It was fucking crazy. That had that jumped over the."
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Home Maintenance and House Prep
- Sam talked about the extensive work needed to prepare her house for sale, including painting and cleaning.
- Emotional register: Overwhelmed, determined.
- Notable: "I need to look at it. I'm really annoyed that it's 730 I'm not even home yet."
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Future Home and Neighborhood
- They discussed the potential benefits and drawbacks of Sam's future move, including the size of her new house and potential privacy concerns.
- Emotional register: Hopeful, cautious.
- Notable: "I just don't know like pull it off."
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Lawnmower Issues and New Purchases
- Dave mentioned his broken lawnmower and the potential need to buy a new one, discussing the costs and options.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, decisive.
- Notable: "I think I'm just gonna go masturbate now."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam fantasized about having sex with Dave in his car, leading to physical arousal and a decision to masturbate. - Dave became physically aroused while talking to Sam, mentioning his excitement and desire. - They discussed their sexual chemistry and the potential for a future encounter, using vivid and explicit language.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave led with compliments and expressions of love, while Sam reciprocated with playful teasing and vulnerability. - There was mutual support and understanding, with both acknowledging and appreciating the challenges the other faced. - The power dynamic was balanced, with both showing care and respect for each other's feelings and needs.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "You are so so sexy oh my gosh twice I can't believe you went twice." — Dave, on Sam's sexual prowess. - "I just wet, but I can't like physically hot and my face literally turns red." — Sam, on their fantasy. - "You just handle shit. And you should recognize yourself for it more." — Dave, praising Sam's capabilities. - "I just have always felt like I'm very fortunate in life. I'm like super blessed." — Sam, on her belief in blessings.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's house sale and potential move. - Dave's plan to learn CAD software. - Their fantasy about meeting up in October. - The unresolved topic of the knife purchase.
MOOD MAP Flirty morning → Anxious midday → Reflective afternoon → Hopeful evening.
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
280
103.0 more; previous daily average 177.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
38
17.1 more; previous daily average 20.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 131 · 47% | 149 · 53% |
| Average reply time | 2m 21s (n=67) | 3m 0s (n=67) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 21s (n=67). 3% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 17s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 290 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 0s (n=67). 24% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 58s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 281 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 46.2 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 53.8% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 13 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 7m 30s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 95.7%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 58% higher than the previous daily average of 177.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 280 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (38), Humor (21), Affection (10), Frustration (10), Emotional support (8)
- Sam Willis: Status update (45), Frustration (24), Humor (24), Excitement (11), Vulnerability (11)
Tension and positive follow-ups
16 of 33 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (48%).
17 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 26s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 33 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh Jesus Christ poor fucking Layla I go to I always take the three first and I go back out to get Layla and she was holding up her paw and I'm like what's going on and her fucking like nail broke. She's bleeding. She can't w…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh poor thing, but she will love having the house to herself. I promise you she'll be just fine. She'll just probably did it on purpose so she could have the house to herself.
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Transcription: No, I know she'll be fine. I just don't like it cause I can't leave the door open to the backyard because the landscaper the pool guy needs to come but honestly, she can hold all day. She's she literally just sleeps all day,…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Like just for example, Eric work from home Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday this week because he had like pool stuff going on
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Like just for example, Eric work from home Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday this week because he had like pool stuff going on
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Two nails instead of one which is just annoying cause I just don't know I don't know like pull it off so it's probably gonna be like a vet visiting and to fucking get it off. That's so annoying maybe all YouTube it I don't k…
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Dave
You deserve a party baby!!
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Context · · Dave
Idk… I feel like he looks more NA - along with his last name
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Tis Thai but I know what you mean
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
Dude lovessssss to cook
- Context · · Dave
Must be nice lol
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
255 of 280 messages (91.1%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 119 / 131 | 90.8% |
| Sam Willis | 136 / 149 | 91.3% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.76 |
| Appreciation | 0.82 |
| Checking in | 0.67 |
| Deep sharing | 0.73 |
| Disagreement | 0.64 |
| Emotional support | 0.71 |
| Encouragement | 0.71 |
| Excitement | 0.82 |
| Flirting | 0.77 |
| Frustration | 0.70 |
| Humor | 0.72 |
| Passive aggression | 0.65 |
| Planning | 0.75 |
| Request | 0.69 |
| Sexting | 0.90 |
| Status update | 0.63 |
| Unmet need | 0.70 |
| Vulnerability | 0.63 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 12:38:35
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 19 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Oh God, I forgot to talk Before before I started the message so I still full of yawning, I guess Send to the office on Friday it's not so bad though. I don't feel too bad. I'm sure I'l…
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
You gen xer you
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
Oh lawd.. you and your dreams. It’s wild to me how on point they usually are
- Context · · Dave
This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Fuck. I gotta drive Layla back home 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmfao
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh Jesus Christ poor fucking Layla I go to I always take the three first and I go back out to get Layla and she was holding up her paw and I'm like what's going on and her fucking like nail broke. She's bleeding. She can't w…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Of course, every time you need a dog to go to the bathroom to get their business done, they don't do it so of course she wouldn't go poop so I'm like all right. I guess if you shit in the house, you shit in the house like I…
- Context · · Dave
🥳
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahahaha, you’re so cute.
- Context · · Dave
She isn’t thinking anything but “ahhhhh nice and quiet”
- Context · · Sam Willis
She’s sad. Clearly.
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
🤷♂️
- Context · · Sam Willis
No. Bc facilitator isn’t turned on for most calls
- Detected signal · · Dave
That’s a plus!
- Context · · Dave
https://www.netflix.com/us/title/81923353?s=i&trkid=13747225&shareType=Title&shareUuid=7E10F821-1F22-409A-9AD2-608D1276B64D&trg=more&unifiedEntityIdEncoded=Video:81923353&vlang=en&trg=more A Toxic Love Story
- Context · · Dave
Check out “A Toxic Love Story” on Netflix
score 0.85 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
….yes
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m also incredibly turned on by all the things you do. I know I’ve used the word “industrious” a couple times, which seems cliche(?). But you really are something else. I know to you you’re probably just b…
- Context · · Dave
And sexy af
- Context · · Sam Willis
Awwww!!! But babe, I’m completely pitiful !!
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Awwww!!! But babe, I’m completely pitiful !!
- Context · · Dave
Haha, but you really aren’t!
- Detected signal · · Dave
You’ve basically gotten your house ready for the market all by yourself. Your finances are in order. You’re a Director at one of the largest financial institutions in the country, … I could keep going
- Context · · Sam Willis
I feel like things take me 3x longer than it does anyone else!
- Context · · Dave
You really really are extraordinary
Checking in
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, it’s a real head scratcher.
- Context · · Dave
But you should take another look because I’ve 💯 seen YOU use a few of those 😂
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm driving the dogs to daycare. I gotta figure out a better schedule. The pool guy is gonna be there sometime in the middle of the day and I know I could just leave them with the doors walked in in the inabilit…
- Context · · Dave
Bahahaha
- Context · · Dave
HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
He better not call on me lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you use new outlook? Fuck that trash
- Detected signal · · Dave
How do you know?… you were asleep
- Context · · Sam Willis
HMPH
- Context · · Dave
Yeah ok Ms. I’m not a boomer
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
HMPH
- Context · · Dave
Yeah ok Ms. I’m not a boomer
- Detected signal · · Dave
Probably slept weird? This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Probably slept weird?
- Context · · Sam Willis
No I’m just saying “boooooooo”
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤦♀️
- Context · · Sam Willis
for fackkkkkk sake
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Omg. Josh is leading a TTX and instead of spelling “assess”, he has ASSES
- Context · · Dave
Lmao. Shut up
- Context · · Dave
Lmao. Shut up This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Too late.
- Context · · Dave
You’re the best
- Detected signal · · Dave
You already changed my mind on be he knife
- Context · · Dave
Is that a thing? 🤔
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Maybe ILL start a doggy daycare…
- Context · · Dave
Doggy day care/3d print farm
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So I went down this path when I was looking into opening up my own doggy daycare, but it's not a very popular thing because then you kinda have to staff up just to accommodate it like and if I were like if I owned my own bus…
- Context · · Dave
Yes! I remember!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: And thank fucking Christ I didn't go through with it because then I would be stuck here in Phoenix so I don't know man I don't necessarily believe in God, but I definitely think like the universe is looking out for me in a l…
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Context · · Dave
Idk… I feel like he looks more NA - along with his last name
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Tis Thai but I know what you mean
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dude lovessssss to cook
- Context · · Dave
Must be nice lol
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
It seems annoying to me
- Context · · Dave
Idk. I guess it like takes notes or whatever?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
So does copilot. Soooo it seems stupid lol
- Context · · Dave
Isn’t facilitator the part of copilot that does that?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just got to the office. Atleast traffic wasn’t bad
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I feel like things take me 3x longer than it does anyone else!
- Context · · Dave
You really really are extraordinary
- Detected signal · · Dave
You feel like that, but it’s just not reality.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think your eyes are rose colored
- Context · · Dave
Sure, to some degree. But your quality is immensely apparent - and I’ve noticed it consistently over the whole time of known you.
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Oh God, I forgot to talk Before before I started the message so I still full of yawning, I guess Send to the office on Friday it's not so bad though. I don't feel too bad. I'm sure I'l…
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
You gen xer you
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmfao
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh Jesus Christ poor fucking Layla I go to I always take the three first and I go back out to get Layla and she was holding up her paw and I'm like what's going on and her fucking like nail broke. She's bleeding. She can't w…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh poor thing, but she will love having the house to herself. I promise you she'll be just fine. She'll just probably did it on purpose so she could have the house to herself.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: No, I know she'll be fine. I just don't like it cause I can't leave the door open to the backyard because the landscaper the pool guy needs to come but honestly, she can hold all day. She's she literally just sleeps all day,…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Dave
You deserve a party baby!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Of course, every time you need a dog to go to the bathroom to get their business done, they don't do it so of course she wouldn't go poop so I'm like all right. I guess if you shit in the house, you shit in the house like I…
- Context · · Dave
🥳
- Context · · Dave
Hahahaha, you’re so cute.
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Two nails instead of one which is just annoying cause I just don't know I don't know like pull it off so it's probably gonna be like a vet visiting and to fucking get it off. That's so annoying maybe all YouTube it I don't k…
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Detected signal · · Dave
You deserve a party baby!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Of course, every time you need a dog to go to the bathroom to get their business done, they don't do it so of course she wouldn't go poop so I'm like all right. I guess if you shit in the house, you shit in the house like I…
- Context · · Dave
🥳
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Sure, to some degree. But your quality is immensely apparent - and I’ve noticed it consistently over the whole time of known you.
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭😭😭
- Detected signal · · Dave
You just handle shit.
- Context · · Dave
And you should recognize yourself for it more.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Awwww
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭😭😭
- Context · · Dave
You just handle shit.
- Detected signal · · Dave
And you should recognize yourself for it more.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Awwww
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Excitement
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
You deserve a party baby!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Of course, every time you need a dog to go to the bathroom to get their business done, they don't do it so of course she wouldn't go poop so I'm like all right. I guess if you shit in the house, you shit in the house like I…
- Detected signal · · Dave
🥳
- Context · · Dave
Hahahaha, you’re so cute.
- Context · · Dave
She isn’t thinking anything but “ahhhhh nice and quiet”
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Must be nice lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
What in the world did I do to my neck 😩
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Chris coming in with the energy!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤣
- Context · · Sam Willis
He better not call on me lol
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
https://www.netflix.com/us/title/81923353?s=i&trkid=13747225&shareType=Title&shareUuid=7E10F821-1F22-409A-9AD2-608D1276B64D&trg=more&unifiedEntityIdEncoded=Video:81923353&vlang=en&trg=more A Toxic Love Story
- Context · · Dave
Check out “A Toxic Love Story” on Netflix
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
TOXIC LOVE!! That’s my jam!
- Context · · Sam Willis
YAY!!! Oh I can’t wait
- Context · · Sam Willis
Look at how she walks and her panting 😭
Flirting
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Finish all the painting. Closet doors. Replace lightbulbs (which means I gotta drag the huge ass ladder in the house 😩), finish packing up my closet, deep clean my shower, stage my office to make it seem more homey. And I’ll probably have…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Finish all the painting. Closet doors. Replace lightbulbs (which means I gotta drag the huge ass ladder in the house 😩), finish packing up my closet, deep clean my shower, stage my office to make it seem more homey. And I’ll probably have…
- Detected signal · · Dave
You know how you say it’s hot that I.. do things. Like, work on things?
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
….yes
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
….yes
- Context · · Dave
I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m also incredibly turned on by all the things you do. I know I’ve used the word “industrious” a couple times, which seems cliche(?). But you really are something else. I know to you you’re probably just b…
- Detected signal · · Dave
And sexy af
- Context · · Sam Willis
Awwww!!! But babe, I’m completely pitiful !!
- Context · · Dave
Haha, but you really aren’t!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.81
- Context · · Dave
You really really are extraordinary
- Context · · Dave
You feel like that, but it’s just not reality.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I think your eyes are rose colored
- Context · · Dave
Sure, to some degree. But your quality is immensely apparent - and I’ve noticed it consistently over the whole time of known you.
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭😭😭
Frustration
Showing 3 of 34 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh Jesus Christ poor fucking Layla I go to I always take the three first and I go back out to get Layla and she was holding up her paw and I'm like what's going on and her fucking like nail broke. She's bleeding. She can't w…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh poor thing, but she will love having the house to herself. I promise you she'll be just fine. She'll just probably did it on purpose so she could have the house to herself.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: No, I know she'll be fine. I just don't like it cause I can't leave the door open to the backyard because the landscaper the pool guy needs to come but honestly, she can hold all day. She's she literally just sleeps all day,…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Like just for example, Eric work from home Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday this week because he had like pool stuff going on
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Like just for example, Eric work from home Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday this week because he had like pool stuff going on
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Two nails instead of one which is just annoying cause I just don't know I don't know like pull it off so it's probably gonna be like a vet visiting and to fucking get it off. That's so annoying maybe all YouTube it I don't k…
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Dave
You deserve a party baby!!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤣
- Context · · Sam Willis
He better not call on me lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Do you use new outlook? Fuck that trash
- Context · · Dave
How do you know?… you were asleep
- Context · · Sam Willis
HMPH
Humor
Showing 3 of 45 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Oh God, I forgot to talk Before before I started the message so I still full of yawning, I guess Send to the office on Friday it's not so bad though. I don't feel too bad. I'm sure I'l…
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You gen xer you
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Dave
I feel like I run across all of them except alpha
score 0.85 · confidence 0.985
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
You gen xer you
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Dave
I feel like I run across all of them except alpha
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re a boomer too?!? Sigh
score 0.70 · confidence 0.75
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Dave
I feel like I run across all of them except alpha
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You’re a boomer too?!? Sigh
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, it’s a real head scratcher.
- Context · · Dave
But you should take another look because I’ve 💯 seen YOU use a few of those 😂
Passive aggression
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I do. While complaining the entire time. Hehehe But it gets done still, damnit!! 🤣 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
All while handling a fucking zoo
- Detected signal · · Dave
No offense
- Context · · Dave
And taking care of unworthy dudes and their kids.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Nah it’s just me and the zoo now.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
This house just needs to sell lol
- Context · · Dave
Allahu Akbar
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oh. My. Lawd. 🙄🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmph
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just turned on the Toxic Love Story show ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Planning
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
That’s clearly advocacy for me needing the knife.
- Context · · Dave
But you said booooo This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
The lawn is the bigger priority
- Context · · Sam Willis
You said you weren’t going to get a lawnmower
- Context · · Dave
But you said booooo
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Unrelated but I realllyyyyy wish my dogs daycare offered transportation home
- Context · · Dave
Maybe ILL start a doggy daycare…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Doggy day care/3d print farm
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So I went down this path when I was looking into opening up my own doggy daycare, but it's not a very popular thing because then you kinda have to staff up just to accommodate it like and if I were like if I owned my own bus…
- Context · · Dave
Yes! I remember!!
Request
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.65
- Context · · Dave
She isn’t thinking anything but “ahhhhh nice and quiet”
- Context · · Sam Willis
She’s sad. Clearly.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Is Justin Native American?
- Context · · Dave
lol… I was just gonna say: look how happy she is 😂
- Context · · Dave
Huh…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Ugh… a whole hour??
- Context · · Dave
What’s Christian coming by for? Just to visit?
- Detected signal · · Dave
What have you gotta do? Fix that closet door for one lol.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Finish all the painting. Closet doors. Replace lightbulbs (which means I gotta drag the huge ass ladder in the house 😩), finish packing up my closet, deep clean my shower, stage my office to make it seem more homey. And I’ll probably have…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Finish all the painting. Closet doors. Replace lightbulbs (which means I gotta drag the huge ass ladder in the house 😩), finish packing up my closet, deep clean my shower, stage my office to make it seem more homey. And I’ll probably have…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh also, I was driving just a little bit ago and the car in the lane just beside me and the car was a little bit ahead of me just fucking blew their tire like I've never been that close to somebody flying on the interstate i…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I'm actually taking a little break from the cat shit and I went out there to try to mow the backyard a little bit cause I gotta take a shower Friday night And that's cause that's why I shave my head and sha…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Just get the new mower lol. And did you buy the knife
- Context · · Dave
No, I didn’t buy the knife 😒
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Sexting
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score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re so excited, I can tell
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤪
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Good with hands, your brain, AND your dick 🥵💦🫠
- Context · · Sam Willis
YOU are so sexy!!!
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: That's weird because I am kind of excited, but since I've tried to Do it before like over the last few years like I've settled into using it's called Tinker CAD, which is by actually by the same company, bu…
score 0.95 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good with hands, your brain, AND your dick 🥵💦🫠
- Context · · Sam Willis
YOU are so sexy!!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: That's weird because I am kind of excited, but since I've tried to Do it before like over the last few years like I've settled into using it's called Tinker CAD, which is by actually by the same company, bu…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahh I just am listening and I love that my comment made you hard 🥵🥵🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
LOLOL
score 0.88 · confidence 0.88
- Context · · Sam Willis
YOU are so sexy!!!
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: That's weird because I am kind of excited, but since I've tried to Do it before like over the last few years like I've settled into using it's called Tinker CAD, which is by actually by the same company, bu…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ahh I just am listening and I love that my comment made you hard 🥵🥵🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
LOLOL
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Yeah, fuck the cat shit whenever you know we can be talking about us having sex together speaking of. I didn't even tell you yesterday because I was like running around different meetings and I was like catching up but anywa…
Status update
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine Oh God, I forgot to talk Before before I started the message so I still full of yawning, I guess Send to the office on Friday it's not so bad though. I don't feel too bad. I'm sure I'l…
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
You gen xer you
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Sam Willis
You gen xer you
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Detected signal · · Dave
I feel like I run across all of them except alpha
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re a boomer too?!? Sigh
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, it’s a real head scratcher.
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, it’s a real head scratcher.
- Context · · Dave
But you should take another look because I’ve 💯 seen YOU use a few of those 😂
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm driving the dogs to daycare. I gotta figure out a better schedule. The pool guy is gonna be there sometime in the middle of the day and I know I could just leave them with the doors walked in in the inabilit…
- Context · · Dave
Bahahaha
- Context · · Dave
HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH
Unmet need
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not terrible. Gotta go to Sherwin Williams after work to get some paint. So I’m ready to get out of here. But another hour atleast
- Context · · Sam Willis
Then gotta get the dogs. Sigh. Christian’s gonna come by at some point
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I gotta lot of shit to do tonight/this weekend. A LOT
- Context · · Dave
Ugh… a whole hour??
- Context · · Dave
What’s Christian coming by for? Just to visit?
Vulnerability
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Like just for example, Eric work from home Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday this week because he had like pool stuff going on
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Two nails instead of one which is just annoying cause I just don't know I don't know like pull it off so it's probably gonna be like a vet visiting and to fucking get it off. That's so annoying maybe all YouTube it I don't k…
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Dave
You deserve a party baby!!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Haha, but you really aren’t!
- Context · · Dave
You’ve basically gotten your house ready for the market all by yourself. Your finances are in order. You’re a Director at one of the largest financial institutions in the country, … I could keep going
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I feel like things take me 3x longer than it does anyone else!
- Context · · Dave
You really really are extraordinary
- Context · · Dave
You feel like that, but it’s just not reality.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Can’t take credit for taking care of any kids
- Context · · Dave
You’re STILL in Zander’s life
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know, I don't know why I didn't just tell you how wonderful you are With my voice instead of typing all that shit out But you're incredibly impressive and I find that incredibly sexy All the things and…
- Context · · Dave
Yeah
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yay!! YOU GET TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW!!