2026-07-23
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[2026-07-23 07:21:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office I feel too bad I didn't sleep I need to start talking on my way to work before I message you and see if I can like if that makes me yawn Instead of it happening when I start recording I didn't sleep very well last night I couldn't go to sleep. I remember I told you I wasn't that tired and then. I tossed and turned For a long time seem like hours And then Of course was exhausted when my alarm went off But I actually don't feel too bad So that's good I definitely don't feel like working or being here Last night, I am well you know how we're talking about like finding new jobs and stuff and so last night has started looking at elevator mechanic jobs Cause that's something I've always been kind of interested in or at least something that I think would be cool You know going around different places there's electronics involved there's cool mechanical stuff involved. It's like a niche kind of thing. So yeah, I don't know if that's really feasible, but I'm looking into it The way it works as you get hired and there's like a four year apprentice program before you like really start making any money I guess so that kind of sucks but Which is why I don't know if it will be feasible cause I don't know what to pay is like for that four years probably not good enough But then supposedly after that and it's much better But who knows just a thought just an idea I hope you're feeling great. I hope you got some Aleve when you went grocery shopping and took that and didn't take all night. I'm interested to see how you're feeling about the house today like I was saying last night I think It would work pretty well for you, especially because you seem excited about it and that's one of the biggest things But all of your reasoning it sounds Well thought out and Sounds good like the area for the dogs and All the things the yard is nice. The neighborhood is nice and cul-de-sac. Yeah, I think it's I think it would be a good choice But I know your dad You need something else But I think you really just need to trust yourself because you're the one that's gotta live there so And he'll be fine with whatever you get I'm sure like once you do it and sees it then it'll be fine So yeah Yeah, and the other thing Last night like all day yesterday, maybe even the day before I've just had this like I don't know just I'm feeling kind of sad and Like I know you're not trying to date anybody, but like just have, I had that stuck in my head like the vision of you Being with someone else and dating stuff and it really makes me sick which you know stupid As we know, I'm married, obviously So I feel Dumb like like saying that to you, you know, but it is you know that's the way I feel and Dear, the only one I can talk to you about those things So yeah It's not like terrible. It just has been a persistent thought for the last couple days and I thought about it today. That was so far until just now I was thinking about the last things we talked about last night. So you know, I guess it's one of those passing things it's that kind of had that before for a day or two here and there you know it's just be my regular emotional cycle Yeah, I mean nothing to do just Just wanted to say it out loud I guess You don't have to like reassure me or anything I just felt like sharing I guess So other news How much other news? I was working on rocker dock last night And tightened up some things and Got two more of them on the printer today because they are not that you really care about this but When some materials, when you print them, they can warp which since you start like From the bottom and move up like if the bottom, couple layers start kind of warping upwards then that leaves not flat surface at the top so to finish shitty and a print can completely fail if it's too bad but these have been coming out Worked which I couldn't sell them like that So that's what I've been doing last night and yesterday trying to figure out why they're doing it in ways to stop it cause there's lots of things There's lots of things to do and try to get a diagnose and fix that that's what I was doing so I printed some out this morning before I left and we'll see if my fixes help keep those straight Fingers crossed about that So yeah As usual, you were the last thing I thought about the first thing I thought about when I woke up last thing I thought about sleep And the first thing I thought about when I woke up and kind of love that So I guess I'll get in here and can't wait to hear your voice OK bye
[2026-07-23 08:20:00] Sam Willis: I don’t wanna get upppppp
[2026-07-23 08:20:00] Dave: I wanna go back to beeeeeeeed
[2026-07-23 08:21:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭
[2026-07-23 08:31:00] Dave: I’ve been sitting here staring at spreadsheets and dozing off for like the last 45 mins lol
[2026-07-23 08:32:00] Dave: Take your time
[2026-07-23 08:32:00] Sam Willis: I’m listening to your message now. I’m running way late lol so I’ll message you back in awhile ❤️❤️
[2026-07-23 08:32:00] Sam Willis: 😩 I totally get that
[2026-07-23 08:40:00] Sam Willis: It’s soooo hot
[2026-07-23 08:40:00] Sam Willis: I just hired a dude off thumbtack to paint my garage door on Saturday. I’m so excited to not have to do it myself lol
[2026-07-23 08:40:00] Sam Willis: He’s charging me $275 but fuck it.
[2026-07-23 08:41:00] Dave: Totally worth it
[2026-07-23 09:46:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Hello finally I can message you Just driving to work, but I actually slept decent last night. I forgot to get freaking Aleve so I took some ibuprofen that helped but now I have a massive headache again it's tension building up in the back of my neck so that's fun. Anyway Yeah, I was up so I actually did not scroll or check emails or anything right before bed which I think was a huge help. I was messaging the guy on thumbtack he started off at 300. And I got 75 so look at me. Just kidding, but Yeah anyway so he's coming over Saturday. I'm eating my pool filters cleaned out Saturday. I was gonna get my oil change. I'm gonna reschedule that appointment. Carpet cleaners coming next Wednesday We'll see what else I get up to. I'm kind of thinking about hiring someone to fuck with those closet door tracks. But I can do all my fucking self God I need to see if I own a drill that might come in handy Anyway, my project today is to go around and check all the fucking lightbulbs in the house. Make sure that not burnt out and that they're the same color. So I will do that and then my main pool guy like the head of the pool guy company is going to come over sometime this evening and look at the lights in the pool. It would be cool to take a picture for the house listing of the pool at night if the lights are lit and it looks all pretty but He thinks that there's water in them and that they're fucked up and if that's the case then fuck it I don't give that much of a shit and I don't wanna spend money on it at the moment so we shall see Oh sorry, I did not feel good Like a little stinger anyway OK, so look at the website for Rocker sorry but I'm excited and I'm sure it looks fabulous so yeah that's weird. You tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep cause that's very unlike. You was just reminding me. I got a message from Allison this morning. I haven't listened to you yet, but there was a voice message about how she is losing sleep about AI. Which like I get, I do get but she's in a spiral moment of like people don't understand you know how powerful this can be and it's gonna be in the wrong hands and I think she's talking about that anthropic breach that just happened. We're broke out of like the test environment. I don't fucking know. I honestly can't keep up with all the fucking AI news. So annoyed with it anyway so she's having a crisis so I gotta get back to her I listen to your message a fucking hour ago or more and it was 8 inches long now I can't remember all the shit that you said The house thing I'm still really feeling it. I'm just like still overloaded with the 20 other fucking listing that my dad sent my way and he emailed me he emailed now he's emailing me three more just this morning so I'm just like. Anyway So So we'll see, but you know like that craft room if I could tear out the wall with the closet and then that would open up right there next to the front door and then I so then it would be an open space As soon as you walk in into the craft room, and then you walk past all the built-ins in the main room and then you have the open space again into the kitchen Breakfast nook like that would be huge and opening it up and so then like if that's a thing not a hospital right away but like that, that would be like a huge game changer I know it's interesting. 00 I bet why they did that. All right this thing sense to me now so the room with the built-in does not qualify as a bedroom because it doesn't have a closet. And so I bet that they did that with the craft room to be able to make it a three bedroom house otherwise it would just be a two bedroom house that's what happened that makes sense Interesting like that place with the built-in ugly ass, Milton Just put in a little pocket closet there cause it has a window so Interesting choices were made Anyway, but that's exactly what it is that they need that closet there in that closed door to be a third bedroom so OK anyway the other thing I was gonna talk about is The sadness or whatever that you said that you've been feeling which I totally get and that's normal and I think it's because It's just like the unknown you know and knowing that like right now we know that waves waves arms around like is what it is right now like we know it's not gonna change like in its current state like with me in Phoenix You know, cause I'm like obviously not going to meet anybody here and so then like yeah I think it's just kinda you know the uncertainty of what's to happen. I know you don't need me to like. Assure you or anything, but I'm just saying that I get it and I validate your feelings that I totally know what you mean and also that was the first time in a very long time like I've heard you say the words I'm married I didn't like that I'm just kidding, but honestly don't like I sometimes forget because I don't forget like it's always in the background, but like it's not something that I fully have front of my mind every day so yeah Oh God Sometimes I just get back to like wow we're in like a full affair I love that for us Anyway, so Goddamnit car you keep fucking cutting me off So anyway Yeah, I understand what you mean. There's just a lot going on and it's normal to have lots of fields. I also have lots of feels and I'm sure it'll get even more so yeah. Speaking of feels This is weird and TMI but is really TMI nothing really anymore but one weird thing about being a woman and whenever you don't have period because you're on an IUD is that like sometimes you'll just be going about your day and you'll just like get a terrible cramp out of the middle of nowhere and you're like oh Ow like is that a period cramp or am I dying? That literally happened just like I don't know 15 minutes ago. I was just driving and I was like holy fuck like like hurt so bad like you almost feel like you could throw up but it was just like a rush you know what I mean like if you're actually on your period you understand that you know anything you feel the time is because oh I don't know you're fucking bleeding incessantly so Anyway, so yeah I also like it is about time to get this fucking ID out and I am both looking forward to that and totally fucking dreading it at the same time. I don't know what I'm gonna do after that. I am not getting this fucking shit in again unless they put me right now anyway. All right well I'm pretty sure I missed some of the shit that you talked about So sorry that I did but oh no you were talking about work stuff oh my God I'm past 10 inches right now. OK real quick on the thing the elevator thing first off that is like definitely a unique type role that I dislike like a unique type of industry, your job or whatever that I just like you don't really think about but a four year apprenticeship. Honestly, I guess like you'd have that really with any trade so speaking of a trade trade though do you know what trade you make a fucked ton of money in and yes, there is an apprenticeship even as a apprentice you're making good fucking money is powerlines specially highline So yeah, and then you get called out well first off then a lot of times your union also has benefits and then you also get called out on big storms and make motherfucking bank So the apprenticeship is not four years I feel like it's like too I can't remember anyway I haven't thought about powerlines in a long time. They don't really have that many here and we obviously have powerlines here in Phoenix, but I feel like a lot of them are underground, which I don't really understand how all that works. Honest so that would be another cool thing Almost 12 inches you are welcome bye
[2026-07-23 09:46:00] Sam Willis: 12 inches!
[2026-07-23 09:47:00] Dave: Idk if I can take it all 😳
[2026-07-23 09:47:00] Dave: Idk if I can take it all 😳
[2026-07-23 09:48:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-07-23 09:48:00] Sam Willis: I know I couldn’t
[2026-07-23 09:49:00] Dave: Omg! You’re doing all the thing!!
[2026-07-23 09:49:00] Dave: Hahaha lightbulbs 👍
[2026-07-23 09:50:00] Dave: Website is nothing special 😋
[2026-07-23 09:54:00] Dave: It’s sweet though
[2026-07-23 09:54:00] Dave: lol.. your dad 🤦♂️😂
[2026-07-23 09:56:00] Dave: Oh hey! That’s interesting about the craft room being a bard room
[2026-07-23 09:57:00] Dave: Heh… I didn’t like that either 😒
[2026-07-23 09:58:00] Dave: We’re in a full on long distance relationship
[2026-07-23 09:58:00] Dave: lol… no, no tmi with us
[2026-07-23 09:59:00] Dave: “Affair” feels like it… cheapens… it
[2026-07-23 09:59:00] Dave: “Affair” feels like it… cheapens… it
[2026-07-23 10:01:00] Dave: Well, they won’t put you under for an iad but isn’t the one time pain worth the years of not having to worry about it
[2026-07-23 10:04:00] Sam Willis: I thought I was dying lol
[2026-07-23 10:04:00] Sam Willis: I thought I was dying lol
[2026-07-23 10:04:00] Sam Willis: No. It is not. Never again
[2026-07-23 10:04:00] Sam Willis: No. It is not. Never again
[2026-07-23 10:12:00] Dave: And you haven’t had to worry about getting knocked up
[2026-07-23 10:12:00] Dave: But you’ve been fine ever since
[2026-07-23 10:13:00] Dave: Well I mean… except for that one time 🤭🤭🤭
[2026-07-23 10:15:00] Sam Willis: LOL
[2026-07-23 10:23:00] Dave: And thank you for validating my feelings 🫠. I know you get it. And I know it’s normal. It probably is tired to the unknown. I remember having some feels about you moving a couple months ago-ish.
[2026-07-23 12:23:00] Sam Willis: Ah sorry just saw this ❤️
[2026-07-23 12:25:00] Sam Willis: Yes I remember too. We’ve been in a groove for many months now, so I totally get it. I don’t necessarily love all the unknown either. The change on my end but knowing nothing can change on yours… 😩😔😒😭
[2026-07-23 12:49:00] Dave: Ugh, idk man. I’ve been thinking about that too. Ever since talking to Gaylen. The question: am I supposed to just be unhappy the rest of my life? Fake it? That feels unacceptable. And no matter how I analyze it, frame it, review it, talk about it - nothing changes the fact that I just don’t like spending time with Juliet. Like, it’s over. There’s nothing there. I don’t hate her or anything, but like, no matter how much I “work on it”, it won’t change that we’ve just become different people over the last 25 years 😕.
[2026-07-23 12:50:00] Dave: Actually, long before talking to Gaylen.
[2026-07-23 12:51:00] Sam Willis: That’s a tough reality for you to face, I’m sure.
[2026-07-23 12:52:00] Sam Willis: Because, while it’s not impossible to face or deal with, it sure as hell seems impossible
[2026-07-23 12:54:00] Dave: Anyway, how’s your day going?
[2026-07-23 12:55:00] Dave: Contrary to the vibe of my last message, I’m feeling pretty good to today 😋
[2026-07-23 12:57:00] Sam Willis: Ha, Well that’s good!
[2026-07-23 12:57:00] Sam Willis: I just booked my flight to Dallas in Oct
[2026-07-23 12:57:00] Sam Willis: I’m not too bad. Light meeting day today. 4 more to go!
[2026-07-23 12:57:00] Sam Willis: And it’s non refundable 😬
[2026-07-23 12:58:00] Dave: Although.. where are you flying out of?
[2026-07-23 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Which would be nice lol
[2026-07-23 12:58:00] Sam Willis: If I get another job
[2026-07-23 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Indy
[2026-07-23 12:58:00] Sam Willis: So hopefully I’m lol
[2026-07-23 12:58:00] Dave: Shouldn’t need to be right?
[2026-07-23 14:10:00] Sam Willis: Whatcha up to? Napping?
[2026-07-23 14:14:00] Dave: 🤫
[2026-07-23 14:15:00] Dave: It was ok
[2026-07-23 14:15:00] Sam Willis: lol.
[2026-07-23 14:15:00] Sam Willis: You turd
[2026-07-23 14:15:00] Sam Willis: How was the nap
[2026-07-23 14:15:00] Dave: Hbu?
[2026-07-23 14:15:00] Dave: Hehehe, I just got up.
[2026-07-23 14:15:00] Dave: Probably only about 20 mins
[2026-07-23 14:15:00] Dave: Meetings lol?
[2026-07-23 14:18:00] Sam Willis: Mostly
[2026-07-23 14:19:00] Dave: Lame
[2026-07-23 15:43:00] Sam Willis: Why do I have 7 meetings tomorrow? Sigh
[2026-07-23 15:44:00] Dave: You should cancel some
[2026-07-23 15:44:00] Dave: Ewwwe
[2026-07-23 15:45:00] Sam Willis: Can’t
[2026-07-23 15:46:00] Dave: Boooo
[2026-07-23 16:18:00] Dave: I’m sorry baby
[2026-07-23 16:18:00] Dave: Yeah 😒
[2026-07-23 16:18:00] Sam Willis: Wait. We both have to go into the office tomorrow. Ugh
[2026-07-23 16:18:00] Sam Willis: Way to go Dave.
[2026-07-23 16:18:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-07-23 16:18:00] Sam Willis: Why did you do this to me
[2026-07-23 16:19:00] Dave: I such a POS 💯
[2026-07-23 17:43:00] Sam Willis: Dude it is sooooo fucking hot outside
[2026-07-23 17:43:00] Sam Willis: Like. Unbearable.
[2026-07-23 17:44:00] Dave: 😭
[2026-07-23 17:45:00] Dave: It’s a little cooler here today but still miserable
[2026-07-23 17:47:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-23 17:48:00] Dave: First time this has happened…
[2026-07-23 17:48:00] Dave: Because we haven’t been sexting lol
[2026-07-23 17:48:00] Sam Willis: WHY
[2026-07-23 17:48:00] Dave: …. Ok
[2026-07-23 17:48:00] Dave: I had to actually scroll through to find the 🥵 emoji!!
[2026-07-23 17:49:00] Sam Willis: you’ve been cheating on other emojis with different ppl!!!
[2026-07-23 17:49:00] Dave: Uh… wut 🤔
[2026-07-23 17:50:00] Dave: 🥵 had fallen off the most used section because the only time I EVER use it is on you
[2026-07-23 17:51:00] Sam Willis: It’s been a few weeks since I’ve even masturbated I think
[2026-07-23 17:58:00] Dave: Yeah me too actually
[2026-07-23 17:59:00] Dave: I know I haven’t gotten an afterglow in a little over 2 weeks I think
[2026-07-23 17:59:00] Dave: My horniness is tied pretty closely to yours lol
[2026-07-23 18:00:00] Dave: I thought maybe we weren’t doing that anymore 😔
[2026-07-23 18:17:00] Sam Willis: That is kind of bad. Bc, I’m broken!
[2026-07-23 18:17:00] Sam Willis: That is kind of bad. Bc, I’m broken!
[2026-07-23 18:17:00] Dave: ❤️
[2026-07-23 18:18:00] Dave: 😜
[2026-07-23 18:18:00] Sam Willis: I know I know but why haven’t I been horny lately
[2026-07-23 18:18:00] Dave: No! We discovered that you ARENT broken!! Remember?
[2026-07-23 18:18:00] Sam Willis: Of COURSE I remember, you dummy!
[2026-07-23 18:18:00] Dave: You hate me, I get it
[2026-07-23 18:18:00] Dave: …you don’t even remember
[2026-07-23 18:18:00] Dave: Crazy night?
[2026-07-23 18:19:00] Dave: Because you’ve had A LOT going on
[2026-07-23 18:19:00] Dave: Distracted/predisposed
[2026-07-23 18:19:00] Sam Willis: And it’s hot and I’m tired lol
[2026-07-23 18:19:00] Dave: Because you’ve had A LOT going on
[2026-07-23 18:22:00] Dave: What’s happening with the other house??
[2026-07-23 18:22:00] Sam Willis: Nothing yet. I am afraid to pull the trigger 😔
[2026-07-23 18:22:00] Sam Willis: Bro zoom in. It’s disgusting lol
[2026-07-23 18:22:00] Sam Willis: These jackasses want $600k for a house with this filthy carpet?!? Get bent
[2026-07-23 18:22:00] Sam Willis: Nothing yet. I am afraid to pull the trigger 😔
[2026-07-23 18:23:00] Dave: Dads approvals?
[2026-07-23 18:23:00] Dave: What are you waiting on?
[2026-07-23 18:23:00] Dave: A better house?
[2026-07-23 18:23:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-07-23 18:23:00] Sam Willis: Still just seeing what else is out there
[2026-07-23 18:24:00] Sam Willis: It would be cool to have a younger vibe
[2026-07-23 18:24:00] Sam Willis: I am worried about how the neighborhood is like old people
[2026-07-23 18:24:00] Dave: Ahh ok
[2026-07-23 18:25:00] Dave: True
[2026-07-23 18:26:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-23 18:27:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-23 18:28:00] Sam Willis: Whoaaaaaa
[2026-07-23 18:28:00] Dave: In other news, I’m think about buying this knife
[2026-07-23 18:28:00] Sam Willis: Her little tongue
[2026-07-23 18:29:00] Sam Willis: How much?
[2026-07-23 18:29:00] Sam Willis: I love it!!
[2026-07-23 18:29:00] Sam Willis: That’s super cool!!!!
[2026-07-23 18:31:00] Dave: $371
[2026-07-23 18:32:00] Sam Willis: #worth
[2026-07-23 18:44:00] Sam Willis: I just came…
[2026-07-23 18:44:00] Sam Willis: Thank youuuuuu
[2026-07-23 18:44:00] Sam Willis: TWICE
[2026-07-23 18:44:00] Sam Willis: I look rough but…..
[2026-07-23 18:44:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵🥵🥵
[2026-07-23 18:53:00] Dave: Omg you look amazing!! 😍
[2026-07-23 18:53:00] Dave: And wtf?? Twice??
[2026-07-23 18:54:00] Dave: Did you just… keep going after the first time lol?
[2026-07-23 18:55:00] Dave: And tell me about the fantasy 🥰🥵
[2026-07-23 18:57:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-07-23 18:58:00] Sam Willis: I gave myself like 30 seconds to recover then I was like I want more 😅
[2026-07-23 18:59:00] Sam Willis: I was riding you both times, while you sat on a chair, I was straddling you. First time was me facing you and both your hands was just squeezing sooo much of my ass. Like greedily. And you were just grinding me on you back and forth slowly and my back was arched, my head slightly back, and my tits were in your face and 💦💦
[2026-07-23 19:00:00] Sam Willis: Second time was same thing but I was turned away from you, riding you slowly, and you were rubbing my clit, and I had my back up against your chest and I had my arm wrapped head and then 💦💦💦
[2026-07-23 19:03:00] Dave: How didn’t we get around to doing it sitting?!
[2026-07-23 19:03:00] Dave: 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-07-23 19:03:00] Dave: Fuuuck that’s hot
[2026-07-23 19:04:00] Dave: That’s the first thing on the leadership meeting agenda 😝
[2026-07-23 19:11:00] Sam Willis: I know right? 😭
[2026-07-23 19:11:00] Sam Willis: I know right? 😭
[2026-07-23 19:13:00] Dave: You really like riding though huh?
[2026-07-23 19:14:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm I dunno if we did that the most? You’re on top a lot too. Which I also love!
[2026-07-23 19:14:00] Dave: Seems like we did that the most right?
[2026-07-23 19:14:00] Sam Willis: I guess so! 😅
[2026-07-23 19:15:00] Sam Willis: I do think I get off more easily when I’m on top. But like, when you control the pace maybe? I’m not sure. lol
[2026-07-23 19:15:00] Dave: Hehehe there’s nothing I didn’t love
[2026-07-23 19:17:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. I want you
[2026-07-23 19:18:00] Dave: Literally dying
[2026-07-23 19:18:00] Dave: Uhh… yeah
[2026-07-23 19:18:00] Dave: I went from 0-1000 over the last 30 mins lol
[2026-07-23 19:19:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵 yassss
[2026-07-23 19:39:00] Sam Willis: Pool guy just see if we could get the pool lights going again. He said they’re full of water. $1800 to fix. I said fack that. I’ll see if any potential buyers request it. I can deal with not having pretty pool light pictures🙄
[2026-07-23 20:17:00] Sam Willis: House pics next Thursday! Hopefully
[2026-07-23 20:19:00] Dave: Making moves 😊
[2026-07-23 20:19:00] Dave: Wow!!
[2026-07-23 21:20:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby ❤️❤️
[2026-07-23 21:20:00] Dave: Ok babydoll
[2026-07-23 21:20:00] Dave: It’s that wonderful time of night
[2026-07-23 21:21:00] Dave: Goodnight sweetheart
[2026-07-23 21:21:00] Dave: Can’t wait!
[2026-07-23 21:21:00] Sam Willis: Talk to you tomorrow! Sleep well
[2026-07-23 21:21:00] Dave: I love you more
[2026-07-23 21:21:00] Sam Willis: I love you!
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DAY OVERVIEW Monday began with a bleary-eyed, introspective Dave reflecting on sleeplessness and job ambitions. Sam's day was filled with mundane tasks and a sexually charged evening that reignited their long-distance passion. The day's arc from routine grumblings to erotic fantasies showcased their deep emotional and physical bond.
TOPIC INVENTORY - Job Search: - Dave explored becoming an elevator mechanic, acknowledging its feasibility challenges. - Sam mentioned powerline work as a lucrative trade. - Emotional register: Reflective, curious. - "I've always been kind of interested in or at least something that I think would be cool." — Dave
- Home Buying:
- Sam discussed her home search, considering a new listing and her father's dissenting opinions.
- Dave expressed confidence in her decision.
- Emotional register: Tense, hopeful.
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"I think it's not gonna change like in its current state like with me in Phoenix." — Sam
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AI Concerns:
- Sam mentioned a friend's anxiety about AI's ethical implications.
- Emotional register: Anxious.
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"She's in a spiral moment of like people don't understand you know how powerful this can be." — Sam
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Relationship Uncertainty:
- Dave shared his feelings of sadness and uncertainty about their future.
- Sam validated his feelings, acknowledging the unknown.
- Emotional register: Vulnerable, tender.
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"I'm just saying that I get it and I validate your feelings." — Sam
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Health:
- Sam mentioned her physical discomfort from a cramp and the IUD.
- Emotional register: Discomfort, contemplative.
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"I'm both looking forward to that and totally fucking dreading it at the same time." — Sam
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Travel Plans:
- Sam's flight to Dallas in October and potential job search were discussed.
- Emotional register: Excited, nervous.
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"I just booked my flight to Dallas in Oct." — Sam
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Weather:
- Both complained about the heat.
- Emotional register: Frustrated.
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"Dude it is sooooo fucking hot outside." — Sam
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Work Projects:
- Dave mentioned 3D printing issues and rocker dock adjustments.
- Sam had light meetings but was overwhelmed by her schedule.
- Emotional register: Busy, mundane.
- "I'm past 10 inches right now." — Sam
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - The conversation escalated sexually with Sam initiating a detailed fantasy about riding Dave, leading to a double orgasm. - Emotions and sensations described: "greedily," "grinding," "clit," "back arched," "tits in your face," "dripping." - Dave expressed longing: "Ugh. I want you."
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave led with vulnerability, discussing his marital dissatisfaction and emotional cycles. Sam followed with validation and tenderness, expressing her support and understanding. - Tension arose in discussing their uncertain future, a recurring theme. - Power dynamics were balanced, with mutual appreciation and care. - Their long-distance dynamic was highlighted, with explicit references to their physical longing and emotional bond.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I couldn't sell them like that." — Dave, on his 3D printing issues. - "I'm so excited to not have to do it myself lol." — Sam, about hiring a painter. - "Fuck it, I don't give that much of a shit." — Sam, on pool lights. - "You hate me, I get it." — Dave, teasingly. - "That's the first thing on the leadership meeting agenda." — Dave, on their sexual fantasy.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Dave's job search and their impending visit in Dallas. - Sam's home buying process and potential renovations. - Their unresolved feelings of uncertainty and longing in their relationship.
MOOD MAP Introspective reflection → Mundane tasks → Vulnerable sharing → Tense negotiations → Erotic desire → Tender longing
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
179
2.0 fewer; previous daily average 181.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
21
1.3 fewer; previous daily average 22.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 94 · 53% | 85 · 47% |
| Average reply time | 2m 18s (n=41) | 3m 3s (n=36) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 2 · 50% | 1 of 2 · 50% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 18s (n=41). 12% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 36s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 304 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 3s (n=36). 25% shorter; pooled historical mean 4m 6s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 298 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 50.0%; the same as the pooled historical share 50.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 17s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.3%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
No changes met the alert thresholds.
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 179 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Humor (19), Status update (17), Emotional support (12), Checking in (10), Vulnerability (9)
- Sam Willis: Vulnerability (15), Humor (12), Status update (12), Frustration (10), Affection (9)
Tension and positive follow-ups
9 of 16 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (56%).
7 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 53s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 16 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
lol.. your dad 🤦♂️😂
- Context · · Dave
Oh hey! That’s interesting about the craft room being a bard room
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Heh… I didn’t like that either 😒
- Context · · Dave
We’re in a full on long distance relationship
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
lol… no, no tmi with us
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement
- Context · · Dave
lol… no, no tmi with us
- Context · · Dave
“Affair” feels like it… cheapens… it
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
“Affair” feels like it… cheapens… it This message responded to an earlier message.
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
Well, they won’t put you under for an iad but isn’t the one time pain worth the years of not having to worry about it
- Context · · Sam Willis
I thought I was dying lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Episode 3 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
I thought I was dying lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I thought I was dying lol
- Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis
No. It is not. Never again
- Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis
No. It is not. Never again This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
And you haven’t had to worry about getting knocked up
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
167 of 179 messages (93.3%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 90 / 94 | 95.7% |
| Sam Willis | 77 / 85 | 90.6% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.81 |
| Appreciation | 0.68 |
| Checking in | 0.67 |
| Deep sharing | 0.70 |
| Disagreement | 0.65 |
| Emotional support | 0.77 |
| Encouragement | 0.78 |
| Excitement | 0.79 |
| Flirting | 0.78 |
| Frustration | 0.68 |
| Humor | 0.69 |
| Planning | 0.73 |
| Request | 0.50 |
| Sexting | 0.87 |
| Status update | 0.69 |
| Unmet need | 0.80 |
| Vulnerability | 0.75 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 12:36:29
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.78 · confidence 0.6885
- Context · · Dave
I’ve been sitting here staring at spreadsheets and dozing off for like the last 45 mins lol
- Context · · Dave
Take your time
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m listening to your message now. I’m running way late lol so I’ll message you back in awhile ❤️❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
😩 I totally get that
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s soooo hot
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
LOL
- Context · · Dave
And thank you for validating my feelings 🫠. I know you get it. And I know it’s normal. It probably is tired to the unknown. I remember having some feels about you moving a couple months ago-ish.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ah sorry just saw this ❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes I remember too. We’ve been in a groove for many months now, so I totally get it. I don’t necessarily love all the unknown either. The change on my end but knowing nothing can change on yours… 😩😔😒😭
- Context · · Dave
Ugh, idk man. I’ve been thinking about that too. Ever since talking to Gaylen. The question: am I supposed to just be unhappy the rest of my life? Fake it? That feels unacceptable. And no matter how I analyze it, frame it, review it, talk…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
It was ok
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You turd
- Context · · Sam Willis
How was the nap
- Context · · Dave
Hbu?
Appreciation
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lolol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I know I couldn’t
- Detected signal · · Dave
Omg! You’re doing all the thing!!
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha lightbulbs 👍
- Context · · Dave
Website is nothing special 😋
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Anyway, how’s your day going?
- Context · · Dave
Contrary to the vibe of my last message, I’m feeling pretty good to today 😋
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ha, Well that’s good!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just booked my flight to Dallas in Oct
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m not too bad. Light meeting day today. 4 more to go!
Checking in
Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office I feel too bad I didn't sleep I need to start talking on my way to work before I message you and see if I can like if that makes me yawn Instead of it happening when…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna get upppppp
- Context · · Dave
I wanna go back to beeeeeeeed
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
I wanna go back to beeeeeeeed
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭😭
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’ve been sitting here staring at spreadsheets and dozing off for like the last 45 mins lol
- Context · · Dave
Take your time
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m listening to your message now. I’m running way late lol so I’ll message you back in awhile ❤️❤️
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
He’s charging me $275 but fuck it.
- Context · · Dave
Totally worth it
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Hello finally I can message you Just driving to work, but I actually slept decent last night. I forgot to get freaking Aleve so I took some ibuprofen that helped but now I have a massive headache again it's tension building…
- Context · · Sam Willis
12 inches!
- Context · · Dave
Idk if I can take it all 😳 This message responded to an earlier message.
Deep sharing
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office I feel too bad I didn't sleep I need to start talking on my way to work before I message you and see if I can like if that makes me yawn Instead of it happening when…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna get upppppp
- Context · · Dave
I wanna go back to beeeeeeeed
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
He’s charging me $275 but fuck it.
- Context · · Dave
Totally worth it
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Hello finally I can message you Just driving to work, but I actually slept decent last night. I forgot to get freaking Aleve so I took some ibuprofen that helped but now I have a massive headache again it's tension building…
- Context · · Sam Willis
12 inches!
- Context · · Dave
Idk if I can take it all 😳 This message responded to an earlier message.
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
lol… no, no tmi with us
- Context · · Dave
“Affair” feels like it… cheapens… it
- Detected signal · · Dave
“Affair” feels like it… cheapens… it This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Well, they won’t put you under for an iad but isn’t the one time pain worth the years of not having to worry about it
- Context · · Sam Willis
I thought I was dying lol This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Indy
- Context · · Sam Willis
So hopefully I’m there by then lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Shouldn’t need to be right?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Whatcha up to? Napping?
- Context · · Dave
🤫
score 0.68 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Dave
Ewwwe
- Context · · Sam Willis
Can’t
- Detected signal · · Dave
Boooo
- Context · · Dave
I’m sorry baby
- Context · · Dave
Yeah 😒
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 20 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office I feel too bad I didn't sleep I need to start talking on my way to work before I message you and see if I can like if that makes me yawn Instead of it happening when…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna get upppppp
- Context · · Dave
I wanna go back to beeeeeeeed
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna get upppppp
- Context · · Dave
I wanna go back to beeeeeeeed
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
😭😭
- Context · · Dave
I’ve been sitting here staring at spreadsheets and dozing off for like the last 45 mins lol
- Context · · Dave
Take your time
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Take your time
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m listening to your message now. I’m running way late lol so I’ll message you back in awhile ❤️❤️
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
😩 I totally get that
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s soooo hot
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just hired a dude off thumbtack to paint my garage door on Saturday. I’m so excited to not have to do it myself lol
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just hired a dude off thumbtack to paint my garage door on Saturday. I’m so excited to not have to do it myself lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
He’s charging me $275 but fuck it.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Totally worth it
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Hello finally I can message you Just driving to work, but I actually slept decent last night. I forgot to get freaking Aleve so I took some ibuprofen that helped but now I have a massive headache again it's tension building…
- Context · · Sam Willis
12 inches!
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s a tough reality for you to face, I’m sure.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Because, while it’s not impossible to face or deal with, it sure as hell seems impossible
- Detected signal · · Dave
Anyway, how’s your day going?
- Context · · Dave
Contrary to the vibe of my last message, I’m feeling pretty good to today 😋
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ha, Well that’s good!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Lame
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why do I have 7 meetings tomorrow? Sigh
- Detected signal · · Dave
You should cancel some
- Context · · Dave
Ewwwe
- Context · · Sam Willis
Can’t
Excitement
Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
😩 I totally get that
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s soooo hot
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I just hired a dude off thumbtack to paint my garage door on Saturday. I’m so excited to not have to do it myself lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
He’s charging me $275 but fuck it.
- Context · · Dave
Totally worth it
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Still just seeing what else is out there
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
It would be cool to have a younger vibe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am worried about how the neighborhood is like old people
- Context · · Dave
Ahh ok
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Whoaaaaaa
- Context · · Dave
In other news, I’m think about buying this knife
- Context · · Sam Willis
Her little tongue
Flirting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
TWICE
- Context · · Sam Willis
I look rough but…..
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
🥵🥵🥵🥵
- Context · · Dave
Omg you look amazing!! 😍
- Context · · Dave
And wtf?? Twice??
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
And wtf?? Twice??
- Context · · Dave
Did you just… keep going after the first time lol?
- Detected signal · · Dave
And tell me about the fantasy 🥰🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I gave myself like 30 seconds to recover then I was like I want more 😅
score 0.80 · confidence 0.98
- Context · · Dave
How didn’t we get around to doing it sitting?!
- Context · · Dave
🥵🥵🥵
- Detected signal · · Dave
Fuuuck that’s hot
- Context · · Dave
That’s the first thing on the leadership meeting agenda 😝
- Context · · Sam Willis
I know right? 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.
Frustration
Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
lol.. your dad 🤦♂️😂
- Context · · Dave
Oh hey! That’s interesting about the craft room being a bard room
- Detected signal · · Dave
Heh… I didn’t like that either 😒
- Context · · Dave
We’re in a full on long distance relationship
- Context · · Dave
lol… no, no tmi with us
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I thought I was dying lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
I thought I was dying lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
No. It is not. Never again
- Context · · Sam Willis
No. It is not. Never again This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
And you haven’t had to worry about getting knocked up
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I thought I was dying lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
No. It is not. Never again
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
No. It is not. Never again This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
And you haven’t had to worry about getting knocked up
- Context · · Dave
But you’ve been fine ever since
Humor
Showing 3 of 31 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Idk if I can take it all 😳 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Idk if I can take it all 😳
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Lolol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I know I couldn’t
- Context · · Dave
Omg! You’re doing all the thing!!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Idk if I can take it all 😳
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lolol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I know I couldn’t
- Context · · Dave
Omg! You’re doing all the thing!!
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha lightbulbs 👍
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I know I couldn’t
- Context · · Dave
Omg! You’re doing all the thing!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahaha lightbulbs 👍
- Context · · Dave
Website is nothing special 😋
- Context · · Dave
It’s sweet though
Planning
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s soooo hot
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just hired a dude off thumbtack to paint my garage door on Saturday. I’m so excited to not have to do it myself lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
He’s charging me $275 but fuck it.
- Context · · Dave
Totally worth it
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Hello finally I can message you Just driving to work, but I actually slept decent last night. I forgot to get freaking Aleve so I took some ibuprofen that helped but now I have a massive headache again it's tension building…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m not too bad. Light meeting day today. 4 more to go!
- Context · · Sam Willis
And it’s non refundable 😬
- Detected signal · · Dave
Although.. where are you flying out of?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Which would be nice lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
If I get another job
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
🥵🥵 yassss
- Context · · Sam Willis
Pool guy just came by to see if we could get the pool lights going again. He said they’re full of water. $1800 to fix. I said fack that. I’ll see if any potential buyers request it. I can deal with not having pretty pool light pictures🙄
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
House pics next Thursday! Hopefully listed by Saturday
- Context · · Dave
Making moves 😊
- Context · · Dave
Wow!!
Sexting
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
First time this has happened…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Because we haven’t been sexting lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
WHY
- Context · · Dave
…. Ok
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
And wtf?? Twice??
- Context · · Dave
Did you just… keep going after the first time lol?
- Detected signal · · Dave
And tell me about the fantasy 🥰🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I gave myself like 30 seconds to recover then I was like I want more 😅
score 0.95 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
I gave myself like 30 seconds to recover then I was like I want more 😅
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I was riding you both times, while you sat on a chair, I was straddling you. First time was me facing you and both your hands was just squeezing sooo much of my ass. Like greedily. And you were just grinding me on you back and forth slowly…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Second time was same thing but I was turned away from you, riding you slowly, and you were rubbing my clit, and I had my back up against your chest and I had my arm wrapped up by your head and then 💦💦💦
- Context · · Dave
How didn’t we get around to doing it sitting?!
Status update
Showing 3 of 29 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.75
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office I feel too bad I didn't sleep I need to start talking on my way to work before I message you and see if I can like if that makes me yawn Instead of it happening when…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna get upppppp
- Context · · Dave
I wanna go back to beeeeeeeed
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office I feel too bad I didn't sleep I need to start talking on my way to work before I message you and see if I can like if that makes me yawn Instead of it happening when…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna get upppppp
- Context · · Dave
I wanna go back to beeeeeeeed
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭😭
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office I feel too bad I didn't sleep I need to start talking on my way to work before I message you and see if I can like if that makes me yawn Instead of it happening when…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna get upppppp
- Detected signal · · Dave
I wanna go back to beeeeeeeed
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭😭
- Context · · Dave
I’ve been sitting here staring at spreadsheets and dozing off for like the last 45 mins lol
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Unmet need
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
❤️
- Context · · Dave
😜
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I know I know but why haven’t I been horny lately
- Context · · Dave
No! We discovered that you ARENT broken!! Remember?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Of COURSE I remember, you dummy!
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 24 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.85
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office I feel too bad I didn't sleep I need to start talking on my way to work before I message you and see if I can like if that makes me yawn Instead of it happening when…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna get upppppp
- Context · · Dave
I wanna go back to beeeeeeeed
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Hello finally I can message you Just driving to work, but I actually slept decent last night. I forgot to get freaking Aleve so I took some ibuprofen that helped but now I have a massive headache again it's tension building…
- Context · · Sam Willis
12 inches!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Idk if I can take it all 😳 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Idk if I can take it all 😳
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lolol
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Oh hey! That’s interesting about the craft room being a bard room
- Context · · Dave
Heh… I didn’t like that either 😒
- Detected signal · · Dave
We’re in a full on long distance relationship
- Context · · Dave
lol… no, no tmi with us
- Context · · Dave
“Affair” feels like it… cheapens… it