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[2026-07-21 07:20:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office and I am super happy to be here My favorite thing in the world is coming into work and This job that I love I've tried Actually, don't feel too bad. I don't wanna be means but it's quarter after seven. I got up pretty easy as I slept good so I went to bed pretty early. So yeah, at least there's that Yeah I don't wanna get back to work after so much time off and Even before that, I hadn't been doing anything for a week or two, so I got some catching up to do Yeah, so I'm super excited to talk to you today. I'm also super excited for you and getting your house together. You're like really just killing it doing all the things. I'm so proud of you and impressed At how Formidable you are Looking at houses getting ready to buy a house fixing your house getting on the market like all these things that you've been doing is plus working your crazy job plus interviewing your other jobs plus taken care of four dogs and 1 million cats Yeah Got a lot going on, so I'm not surprised when You're tired As you're doing so much, oh God I just wish I could give you a massage or something at the end of the day And cook dinner for you Just Take some load off So yeah, I Gotta get myself to work on rocker dock I did go ahead and start Last night I'm gonna make some changes actually Claude gave me some really good ideas cause I was like It has have to have holes in it for magnets Which I need to be covered right so I was printing out like a separate little piece to put down in there over the magnet and gluing it in which is a huge pain in the ass because there's eight of them for dog and all the little circle ones So I said the idea that Claude gave me was to Get over to print those inserts like a little bit bigger And Put like a slot at the bottom of the hole where it goes, so it pushes down and clicks into place that way I don't need to fuck with the glue, which is a pretty big Pretty big upgrade for me for post processing So I did that I also recess the letters Whereas they before Oh yeah, yeah Raised from the top which made them not lay together flat for one, but also it's a single point of failure like it's like if I'm printing, raised letters at the fair last three layers or whatever and one of those fucks up the whole prints gone So doing recess, letters is a little more reliable, I think So we'll see how that turns out I got one a full one on the printer before I left this morning, so I'll see I also kinda need to get like Some kind of Box made or something I don't know like a package for it so it's not just like when people order it like with my adapters I just Those in a box with some crinkle paper so it doesn't rattle around and that's fine but like I think I wanna get like actual packaging made I won't be able to do by any means but To look at for the future Drag Drag my ass in here Pretend like I'm working for a couple hours and I can't wait to talk to you soon bye
[2026-07-21 07:24:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-07-21 07:53:00] Sam Willis: Good morning love. Immmmm gonna take a sick day šŸ˜¬šŸ˜” I slept so so terribly. Had horrible dreams. I got laid off in one of them, and I found out bc they named off names in a company wide meeting. Like ā€œif your name is on the list, youā€™re laid off.ā€ And then they told a story about why you were a POS!! šŸ˜­ Just my brain is spiraling with uncertainty and 1354335 thoughts.
[2026-07-21 07:54:00] Sam Willis: Anyway. Thatā€™s horrible that Chris sits right across from you now lmao
[2026-07-21 07:55:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™ll actually listen to your voice message in a bit but yay! Rocker dock!!
[2026-07-21 07:56:00] Sam Willis: Now, go get some actual work done! šŸ¤Ŗ
[2026-07-21 08:02:00] Dave: Good for you! Take that sick day ā˜ŗļø
[2026-07-21 09:41:00] Sam Willis: My internet is down šŸ˜­
[2026-07-21 09:49:00] Dave: Might as well kill yourself šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
[2026-07-21 09:53:00] Sam Willis: Dude like literally. No TV? I canā€™t
[2026-07-21 09:55:00] Sam Willis: There was something on the fiber thingy that the dude said never ever ever to unplug
[2026-07-21 09:55:00] Sam Willis: And I hope I didnā€™t just unplug it šŸ˜…
[2026-07-21 09:56:00] Dave: Thereā€™s nothing that should hurt anything if you unplug it
[2026-07-21 09:56:00] Dave: As long as you plug it back in
[2026-07-21 09:57:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s the green one that says fiber. He told me NEVER to touch it lol
[2026-07-21 09:58:00] Dave: Yeah thatā€™s the fiber coming in from outside
[2026-07-21 09:59:00] Dave: It can break if you bend it sharply because it is glass so he probably just tells everyone not to fuck with it
[2026-07-21 10:00:00] Sam Willis: Grrr Iā€™m getting POā€™d bc the status now says all green but shit still ainā€™t working. HMPH
[2026-07-21 10:00:00] Sam Willis: That cord is glass?
[2026-07-21 10:00:00] Dave: Thats what fiber optic is.
[2026-07-21 10:00:00] Sam Willis: That cord is glass?
[2026-07-21 10:00:00] Dave: Yes
[2026-07-21 10:01:00] Dave: A thin strand of glass that light travels down
[2026-07-21 10:01:00] Sam Willis: I knew that. I think. But the cord itself? lol
[2026-07-21 10:02:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-07-21 10:02:00] Dave: You have
[2026-07-21 10:02:00] Dave: I meanā€¦ yeahā€¦ thereā€™s a glass strand inside there
[2026-07-21 10:02:00] Sam Willis: Oooooo. Insideeeeee
[2026-07-21 10:02:00] Sam Willis: Dude. My brain is not there
[2026-07-21 10:02:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-07-21 10:02:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™ve lost it all
[2026-07-21 10:03:00] Sam Willis: you didnā€™t have to AGREE!! Rude!
[2026-07-21 10:03:00] Dave: I didnā€™t have to
[2026-07-21 10:03:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-07-21 10:03:00] Dave: I wanted to
[2026-07-21 10:04:00] Dave: So is your internet working yet?
[2026-07-21 10:06:00] Sam Willis: But everything is green
[2026-07-21 10:06:00] Dave: I thought you called in sick!!
[2026-07-21 10:06:00] Dave: But itā€™s green now?
[2026-07-21 10:06:00] Sam Willis: I gave up temporarily bc Iā€™m on a call.
[2026-07-21 10:06:00] Sam Willis: I did
[2026-07-21 10:06:00] Sam Willis: No šŸ˜­
[2026-07-21 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Now. Do you have fiber?
[2026-07-21 10:07:00] Dave: But youā€™re still on a call??
[2026-07-21 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Yes lol
[2026-07-21 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Well this is stupid lol
[2026-07-21 10:09:00] Sam Willis: And thereā€™s no outage in my area it said
[2026-07-21 10:09:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-07-21 10:10:00] Dave: That isnā€™t super reliable
[2026-07-21 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™ve heard from neighbors that if thereā€™s not an outage, and your shit still isnā€™t working, that it is a massive PITA to troubleshoot
[2026-07-21 10:12:00] Dave: Could be
[2026-07-21 10:12:00] Dave: Just call them and see
[2026-07-21 10:12:00] Sam Willis: Maybe thatā€™s just the specific company Iā€™m with
[2026-07-21 10:14:00] Sam Willis: Ok. Changing gears real quick
[2026-07-21 10:14:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-07-21 10:14:00] Dave: If it has been working fine then itā€™s probably a local outage and will come back later
[2026-07-21 10:14:00] Sam Willis: It has been raining ish
[2026-07-21 10:15:00] Sam Willis: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11620-Victoria-Ct-Carmel-IN-46033/73234174_zpid/ 11620 Victoria Ct, Carmel, IN 46033 | MLS #22108533 | Zillow This 2260 square feet Single Family home has 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. It is located at 11620 Victoria Ct, Carmel, IN.
[2026-07-21 10:15:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-07-21 10:15:00] Dave: Holy shit
[2026-07-21 10:15:00] Sam Willis: Ok now. Homes. How much of a PITA is it to change out all this fucking wood framing to something more modern
[2026-07-21 10:15:00] Dave: That oak af
[2026-07-21 10:15:00] Sam Willis: God itā€™s so ugly. Itā€™s everywhere lol
[2026-07-21 10:16:00] Sam Willis: Thatā€™s why itā€™s so cheap
[2026-07-21 10:16:00] Dave: So cheapā€¦ half a million
[2026-07-21 10:16:00] Sam Willis: Basically baseboardsā€¦.
[2026-07-21 10:16:00] Sam Willis: Yea yea. Ok. Trim. New trim around windows and ish. Canā€™t be tooooo bad right?
[2026-07-21 10:17:00] Sam Willis: You know what peeves me off? Not running new flooring through the kitchen, too. WHY!!! JUST CHANGE THE FLOORING!!
[2026-07-21 10:20:00] Sam Willis: Christ. Too much work. Nexttttt
[2026-07-21 10:20:00] Dave: Well, looks like the windows themselves are the same color so even after changing the trim the window will still be oak. Youā€™ll also have the same issue with the doors. Youā€™d have to replace them too. Same with the kitchen cabinets.
[2026-07-21 10:20:00] Dave: Ofc, you could probably paint all stuff
[2026-07-21 10:22:00] Dave: Yeah probably a good call if you really canā€™t handle the oak
[2026-07-21 10:22:00] Sam Willis: I canā€™t lol
[2026-07-21 10:24:00] Sam Willis: This isnā€™t in the burbs. Itā€™s in a very artsy but mature part of the city. Like 6-8 min from Schwab. Right next to Candace lol
[2026-07-21 10:24:00] Sam Willis: Ok. Orrrrr. Look at this lol
[2026-07-21 10:25:00] Sam Willis: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6185-Evanston-Ave-Indianapolis-IN-46220/1242647_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare 6185 Evanston Ave Indianapolis, IN 46220
[2026-07-21 10:26:00] Dave: That ones interesting
[2026-07-21 10:28:00] Sam Willis: But they have SKYLIGHTS!
[2026-07-21 10:28:00] Sam Willis: This isā€¦.a choiceā€¦
[2026-07-21 10:28:00] Dave: The ceilings are really high though and that means really echo-y
[2026-07-21 10:31:00] Sam Willis: That backyard šŸ˜
[2026-07-21 10:32:00] Sam Willis: That FL scam place just emailed that theyā€™re moving forward with other candidates. Booooo.
[2026-07-21 10:32:00] Dave: Laaaaame
[2026-07-21 10:33:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-21 10:33:00] Sam Willis: No one loves me
[2026-07-21 10:34:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-07-21 10:34:00] Dave: Excuse me!!
[2026-07-21 10:35:00] Dave: Am I nobody?!
[2026-07-21 10:37:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-07-21 10:53:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going?
[2026-07-21 10:55:00] Dave: Meh
[2026-07-21 10:55:00] Dave: Canā€™t concentrate on work
[2026-07-21 10:56:00] Dave: Orā€¦ just donā€™t want to šŸ«¤
[2026-07-21 10:57:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I hear you there.
[2026-07-21 10:59:00] Dave: How about you?
[2026-07-21 10:59:00] Dave: Feeling any better?
[2026-07-21 11:00:00] Dave: Internet back yet?
[2026-07-21 11:04:00] Sam Willis: No and no. But ok I did a speed test on the quantum fiber app and it worked so likeā€¦one would think if itā€™s able to capture speed from the internet to the modem to the device thingy thennnnn one would think it would be working, right?
[2026-07-21 11:06:00] Sam Willis: My modem was unpluggedā€¦.
[2026-07-21 11:06:00] Dave: šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø
[2026-07-21 11:06:00] Sam Willis: HOW šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø
[2026-07-21 11:06:00] Sam Willis: šŸ˜…
[2026-07-21 11:06:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm lmao
[2026-07-21 11:07:00] Sam Willis: I think maybe Iā€™ll go back to bed now lmao
[2026-07-21 11:07:00] Dave: Yeah probably a good idea lol
[2026-07-21 12:49:00] Sam Willis: Hello love
[2026-07-21 12:49:00] Sam Willis: I was going to voice message you but then I was like well Iā€™ll just wait to talk on the phone
[2026-07-21 12:49:00] Sam Willis: Let me know when you want to check in šŸ˜Š
[2026-07-21 12:51:00] Sam Willis: I havenā€™t been able to sleep - SHOCKER
[2026-07-21 12:54:00] Sam Willis: Enjoy!! Maybe Iā€™ll try again lol
[2026-07-21 12:54:00] Dave: I just got home and was thinking about grabbing a quick nap
[2026-07-21 12:55:00] Sam Willis: I canā€™t shut off my freaking brain šŸ˜­
[2026-07-21 12:55:00] Dave: You should take some gummies a tiny piece of a gummy to help you sleep
[2026-07-21 13:58:00] Dave: Whatcha up to?
[2026-07-21 14:00:00] Sam Willis: Just wondering when Iā€™ll ever talk to my soul husband againā€¦
[2026-07-21 14:00:00] Dave: How does right now sound??
[2026-07-21 14:01:00] Sam Willis: lol perfect
[2026-07-21 14:06:00] Sam Willis: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/161-Stony-Creek-Overlook-Noblesville-IN-46060/73213033_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare 161 Stony Creek Overlook Noblesville, IN 46060
[2026-07-21 14:38:00] Dave: I love talking to you
[2026-07-21 14:44:00] Sam Willis: I absolutely love talking to you too!
[2026-07-21 14:44:00] Sam Willis: This FaceTiming isnā€™t working šŸ˜© trying to figure something out
[2026-07-21 14:45:00] Dave: What isnā€™t working about it lol? It just worked for us
[2026-07-21 14:46:00] Sam Willis: Probably bc the guy isnā€™t on WiFi
[2026-07-21 15:32:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeee!!! I think i really like it!! We werenā€™t able to FaceTime. the service was shitty but we walked through the layout. I am following where everything is. Itā€™s not šŸ’Æ perfect but itā€™s exciting me! The floorplan is a little interesting but the updates are like so nice, he said. Not cheap.
[2026-07-21 15:34:00] Dave: ā¤ļøā¤ļø
[2026-07-21 15:34:00] Dave: The one you sent me?
[2026-07-21 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Yes that last one
[2026-07-21 15:55:00] Sam Willis: Oh I forgot to mention. Candace is going to look at it tomorrow with him
[2026-07-21 15:55:00] Dave: You should have had him record a walkthrough and send it to you later
[2026-07-21 15:56:00] Sam Willis: Itā€™s checking a lot of boxes
[2026-07-21 15:56:00] Dave: Oh, nice!
[2026-07-21 15:56:00] Dave: So youā€™re pretty serious about making an offer?
[2026-07-21 15:56:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-07-21 15:56:00] Sam Willis: So Iā€™ll have her do that but also I trust her judgement
[2026-07-21 15:56:00] Dave: Aaaaaaaaa!!
[2026-07-21 15:57:00] Sam Willis: Itā€™s turn key. Nothing id have to immediately do. I am obsessed with all the windows and that sun room and the built ins. He said the main living room is HUGE
[2026-07-21 15:58:00] Sam Willis: Itā€™s a funky ass layout. I dunno how Iā€™d open it up anymore but maybe one day.
[2026-07-21 17:30:00] Dave: He HAS to be touching me at all times
[2026-07-21 17:30:00] Dave: Look at how this shithead backs his ass up on me lol
[2026-07-21 17:35:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-07-21 17:35:00] Sam Willis: Thatā€™s love!!! ā¤ļø
[2026-07-21 17:36:00] Dave: I wish YOU were backing your thicc little ass up on me šŸ˜šŸ« 
[2026-07-21 17:42:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm yes please
[2026-07-21 18:47:00] Sam Willis: What did you eat for dinner
[2026-07-21 18:47:00] Dave: Salad
[2026-07-21 18:48:00] Dave: I was just thinking about you šŸ„°
[2026-07-21 18:48:00] Dave: What are you having?
[2026-07-21 18:53:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-07-21 18:53:00] Sam Willis: I want chickenā€¦.
[2026-07-21 18:54:00] Sam Willis: But I have nothing
[2026-07-21 18:54:00] Sam Willis: But Iā€™m currently cleaning out closets.
[2026-07-21 18:54:00] Sam Willis: And I donā€™t want to go grocery shopping. But I really need to
[2026-07-21 18:55:00] Sam Willis: This is the most random shit in a closet ever
[2026-07-21 18:55:00] Dave: Order chic fil a
[2026-07-21 18:55:00] Dave: Order chic fil a
[2026-07-21 18:55:00] Dave: That IS some random shit
[2026-07-21 18:55:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-21 20:35:00] Dave: Whatcha up to sweetiepie?
[2026-07-21 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™m about to rip off some doors Iā€™m getting mad.
[2026-07-21 20:36:00] Sam Willis: You knowā€¦bc Iā€™m so good at that
[2026-07-21 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Doing handyman shit
[2026-07-21 20:37:00] Dave: What are you working on?
[2026-07-21 20:39:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-21 20:41:00] Sam Willis: I think Iā€™m going to have to take the doors off. Which shouldnā€™t be hard. But everything is hard for me.
[2026-07-21 20:42:00] Sam Willis: Oh well shit. That was easy. Got the doors off. I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR!!!
[2026-07-21 20:48:00] Dave: Hell yeah
[2026-07-21 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Nooooo that didnā€™t work šŸ˜­ the doors still donā€™t slide. Fml
[2026-07-21 20:52:00] Sam Willis: They need to be on a track still. Hmmm
[2026-07-21 20:53:00] Sam Willis: Mother šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬
[2026-07-21 20:57:00] Sam Willis: What are YOU up to? About to go to bed?
[2026-07-21 20:57:00] Sam Willis: Sounds like a weekend project lol. Thereā€™s no top track so Iā€™ve diagnosed that thatā€™s the problem šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š Iā€™m still woman; hear me roar šŸ˜…
[2026-07-21 20:58:00] Dave: What exactly are you trying to accomplish with the closet doorā€¦
[2026-07-21 20:59:00] Sam Willis: Getting the closet doors to open and close smoothly
[2026-07-21 21:01:00] Dave: Ahh ok
[2026-07-21 21:04:00] Dave: And yeah, Iā€™m fixin to go to bed
[2026-07-21 21:05:00] Dave: I love you more
[2026-07-21 21:05:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby. I love you lots!!
[2026-07-21 21:05:00] Dave: Youā€™re so awesome šŸ„°
[2026-07-21 21:05:00] Sam Willis: I hope you sleep well!
[2026-07-21 21:05:00] Dave: Youā€™re so awesome šŸ„°
[2026-07-21 21:05:00] Dave: I love you more
[2026-07-21 21:06:00] Sam Willis: Thank you for checking in today!
[2026-07-21 21:07:00] Dave: Itā€™s always my pleasure sweeeheart
[2026-07-21 21:07:00] Dave: Youā€™re the best

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DAY OVERVIEW Monday became a slow-burning mix of playful teasing and tender connection. The day kept swinging between tech frustration, real estate hunting, and affectionate banter. The most defining theme was their shared joy over Samā€™s potential new home.

TOPIC INVENTORY - Work & Projects: Dave's enthusiasm for his job and his adjustments to a dog magnet project. He mentions his delight in work and tweaking design for better functionality, like printing better magnets. - Housing Market: Sam's exploring of houses, expressing interest and frustration with home improvements, like the oak wood framing. She discusses two main properties, debating their pros and cons. - Internet Issues: Sam's struggles with her internet connection, including her confusion over the fiber optic cord. Dave explains the fiber works, offering reassurance and advice. - Job Application: Sam mentions a job interview and her disappointment at being passed over. Dave offers comfort, reminding her of her many roles and accomplishments. - Health & Sleep: Sam reviews her terrible sleep, including a nightmare about being laid off. She decides to take a sick day, and Dave encourages this choice. - Food & Meals: Sam talks about her desire for chicken and her reluctance to grocery shop, while Dave had a salad for dinner. They both share lighthearted food-related banter.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT Dave expresses his physical longing, saying, "I wish YOU were backing your thicc little ass up on me." He fantasizes about giving her a massage and cooking for her. Sam replies with, "Mmmmm yes please." They both engage in playful, teasing banter about their physical connection.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS Sam takes the lead in expressing her vulnerability and frustration, especially about her job and home projects. Dave follows, offering support and love. There's a mutual teasing dynamic, with playful exchanges and affectionate banter. They express deep care and love, with Dave reassuring Sam of his affection and Sam expressing her excitement and determination.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I got up pretty easy as I slept good" ā€” Dave, showing his satisfaction with his sleep. - "I'm actually going to take a sick day" ā€” Sam, deciding to prioritize her health. - "That's love!!! ā¤ļø" ā€” Sam, teasingly commenting on Dave's affectionate nature. - "Mmmmm yes please" ā€” Sam, playfully responding to Dave's flirtatious comment. - "I love talking to you" ā€” Dave, expressing his affection and enjoyment of their conversation.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's ongoing exploration of houses, with a potential offer on the table. - Her unresolved feelings about the job application and need to move forward. - Unfinished home projects, including the closet door issue.

MOOD MAP Playful ā†’ Vulnerable ā†’ Determined ā†’ Affectionate ā†’ Tender

Daily briefing

Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    184

    31.4 more; previous daily average 152.6 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    17

    6.1 fewer; previous daily average 23.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 80 Ā· 43% 104 Ā· 57%
Average reply time 1m 37s (n=44) 2m 3s (n=43)
Conversation starts 1 of 1 Ā· 100% 0 of 1 Ā· 0%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 37s (n=44). 49% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 8s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 260 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 3s (n=43). 54% shorter; pooled historical mean 4m 27s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 250 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 58.3 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 41.7% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 10m 0s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.8%. This is the former ā€˜High Velocityā€™ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 21% higher than the previous daily average of 152.6 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
  • Average Response Time ā€” Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 49% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 8s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 260 historical observations).
  • Average Response Time ā€” Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 54% shorter; pooled historical mean 4m 27s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 250 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 184 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update60 Ā· 33%
Humor27 Ā· 15%
Affection18 Ā· 10%
Frustration18 Ā· 10%
Checking in13 Ā· 7%

All other signals

Emotional support10 Ā· 5%
Vulnerability10 Ā· 5%
Excitement9 Ā· 5%
Encouragement8 Ā· 4%
Appreciation4 Ā· 2%
Planning4 Ā· 2%
Flirting3 Ā· 2%
Request3 Ā· 2%
Unmet need3 Ā· 2%
Deep sharing1 Ā· 1%
Disagreement1 Ā· 1%
Sexting1 Ā· 1%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (27), Affection (11), Humor (9), Encouragement (7), Checking in (6)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (33), Humor (18), Frustration (13), Vulnerability (9), Affection (7)

Tension and positive follow-ups

11 of 15 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (73%).

4 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 2m 5s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 15 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 Ā· 1 tension-signaled message(s) Ā· Frustration

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Good for you! Take that sick day ā˜ŗļø

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    My internet is down šŸ˜­

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end Ā· Ā· Dave

    Might as well kill yourself šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Dude like literally. No TV? I canā€™t

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    There was something on the fiber thingy that the dude said never ever ever to unplug

Episode 2 Ā· 1 tension-signaled message(s) Ā· Frustration

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Yeah thatā€™s the fiber coming in from outside

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    It can break if you bend it sharply because it is glass so he probably just tells everyone not to fuck with it

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Grrr Iā€™m getting POā€™d bc the status now says all green but shit still ainā€™t working. HMPH

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    That cord is glass? This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Thats what fiber optic is.

Episode 3 Ā· 1 tension-signaled message(s) Ā· Disagreement

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Could be

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Just call them and see

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Maybe thatā€™s just the specific company Iā€™m with

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Ok. Changing gears real quick

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Sigh

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

172 of 184 messages (93.5%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 76 / 80 95.0%
Sam Willis 96 / 104 92.3%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.84
Appreciation 0.80
Checking in 0.68
Deep sharing 0.70
Disagreement 0.60
Emotional support 0.73
Encouragement 0.74
Excitement 0.77
Flirting 0.84
Frustration 0.70
Humor 0.70
Planning 0.79
Request 0.77
Sexting 0.75
Status update 0.61
Unmet need 0.67
Vulnerability 0.75
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 12:32:46
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.76 Ā· confidence 0.68

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™ll actually listen to your voice message in a bit but yay! Rocker dock!!

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Now, go get some actual work done! šŸ¤Ŗ

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Good for you! Take that sick day ā˜ŗļø

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    My internet is down šŸ˜­

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Might as well kill yourself šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Ofc, you could probably paint all stuff

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Yeah probably a good call if you really canā€™t handle the oak

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I canā€™t lol

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    This isnā€™t in the burbs. Itā€™s in a very artsy but mature part of the city. Like 6-8 min from Schwab. Right next to Candace lol

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Ok. Orrrrr. Look at this lol

score 0.95 Ā· confidence 0.8245

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    No one loves me

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    I love you

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Excuse me!!

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Am I nobody?!

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office and I am super happy to be here My favorite thing in the world is coming into work and This job that I love I've tried Actually, don't feel too bad. I don't wanna beā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    <no text>

  3. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Good morning love. Immmmm gonna take a sick day šŸ˜¬šŸ˜” I slept so so terribly. Had horrible dreams. I got laid off in one of them, and I found out bc they named off names in a company wide meeting. Like ā€œif your name is on the list, youā€™re laiā€¦

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Ok. Orrrrr. Look at this lol

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6185-Evanston-Ave-Indianapolis-IN-46220/1242647_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare 6185 Evanston Ave Indianapolis, IN 46220

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    That ones interesting

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    But they have SKYLIGHTS!

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    This isā€¦.a choiceā€¦

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Youā€™re so awesome šŸ„°

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I hope you sleep well!

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Youā€™re so awesome šŸ„° This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I love you more This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Thank you for checking in today!

Checking in

Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.612

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    But itā€™s green now?

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I gave up temporarily bc Iā€™m on a call.

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I did

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    No šŸ˜­

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Now. Do you have fiber?

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Well, looks like the windows themselves are the same color so even after changing the trim the window will still be oak. Youā€™ll also have the same issue with the doors. Youā€™d have to replace them too. Same with the kitchen cabinets.

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Ofc, you could probably paint all stuff

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Yeah probably a good call if you really canā€™t handle the oak

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I canā€™t lol

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    This isnā€™t in the burbs. Itā€™s in a very artsy but mature part of the city. Like 6-8 min from Schwab. Right next to Candace lol

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Yeah probably a good call if you really canā€™t handle the oak

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I canā€™t lol

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    This isnā€™t in the burbs. Itā€™s in a very artsy but mature part of the city. Like 6-8 min from Schwab. Right next to Candace lol

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Ok. Orrrrr. Look at this lol

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6185-Evanston-Ave-Indianapolis-IN-46220/1242647_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare 6185 Evanston Ave Indianapolis, IN 46220

Deep sharing

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.6204999999999999

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    So Iā€™ll have her do that but also I trust her judgement

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Aaaaaaaaa!!

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Itā€™s turn key. Nothing id have to immediately do. I am obsessed with all the windows and that sun room and the built ins. He said the main living room is HUGE

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Itā€™s a funky ass layout. I dunno how Iā€™d open it up anymore but maybe one day.

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    He HAS to be touching me at all times

Disagreement

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Could be

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Just call them and see

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Maybe thatā€™s just the specific company Iā€™m with

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Ok. Changing gears real quick

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Sigh

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office and I am super happy to be here My favorite thing in the world is coming into work and This job that I love I've tried Actually, don't feel too bad. I don't wanna beā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    <no text>

  3. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Good morning love. Immmmm gonna take a sick day šŸ˜¬šŸ˜” I slept so so terribly. Had horrible dreams. I got laid off in one of them, and I found out bc they named off names in a company wide meeting. Like ā€œif your name is on the list, youā€™re laiā€¦

score 0.78 Ā· confidence 0.68

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office and I am super happy to be here My favorite thing in the world is coming into work and This job that I love I've tried Actually, don't feel too bad. I don't wanna beā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Good morning love. Immmmm gonna take a sick day šŸ˜¬šŸ˜” I slept so so terribly. Had horrible dreams. I got laid off in one of them, and I found out bc they named off names in a company wide meeting. Like ā€œif your name is on the list, youā€™re laiā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Anyway. Thatā€™s horrible that Chris sits right across from you now lmao

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™ll actually listen to your voice message in a bit but yay! Rocker dock!!

score 0.82 Ā· confidence 0.748

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™ll actually listen to your voice message in a bit but yay! Rocker dock!!

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Now, go get some actual work done! šŸ¤Ŗ

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Good for you! Take that sick day ā˜ŗļø

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    My internet is down šŸ˜­

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Might as well kill yourself šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office and I am super happy to be here My favorite thing in the world is coming into work and This job that I love I've tried Actually, don't feel too bad. I don't wanna beā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    <no text>

  3. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Good morning love. Immmmm gonna take a sick day šŸ˜¬šŸ˜” I slept so so terribly. Had horrible dreams. I got laid off in one of them, and I found out bc they named off names in a company wide meeting. Like ā€œif your name is on the list, youā€™re laiā€¦

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Anyway. Thatā€™s horrible that Chris sits right across from you now lmao

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™ll actually listen to your voice message in a bit but yay! Rocker dock!!

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Now, go get some actual work done! šŸ¤Ŗ

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Good for you! Take that sick day ā˜ŗļø

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    My internet is down šŸ˜­

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Christ. Too much work. Nexttttt

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Well, looks like the windows themselves are the same color so even after changing the trim the window will still be oak. Youā€™ll also have the same issue with the doors. Youā€™d have to replace them too. Same with the kitchen cabinets.

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Ofc, you could probably paint all stuff

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Yeah probably a good call if you really canā€™t handle the oak

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I canā€™t lol

Excitement

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office and I am super happy to be here My favorite thing in the world is coming into work and This job that I love I've tried Actually, don't feel too bad. I don't wanna beā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    <no text>

  3. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Good morning love. Immmmm gonna take a sick day šŸ˜¬šŸ˜” I slept so so terribly. Had horrible dreams. I got laid off in one of them, and I found out bc they named off names in a company wide meeting. Like ā€œif your name is on the list, youā€™re laiā€¦

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.6375

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Good morning love. Immmmm gonna take a sick day šŸ˜¬šŸ˜” I slept so so terribly. Had horrible dreams. I got laid off in one of them, and I found out bc they named off names in a company wide meeting. Like ā€œif your name is on the list, youā€™re laiā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Anyway. Thatā€™s horrible that Chris sits right across from you now lmao

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™ll actually listen to your voice message in a bit but yay! Rocker dock!!

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Now, go get some actual work done! šŸ¤Ŗ

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Good for you! Take that sick day ā˜ŗļø

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11620-Victoria-Ct-Carmel-IN-46033/73234174_zpid/ 11620 Victoria Ct, Carmel, IN 46033 | MLS #22108533 | Zillow This 2260 square feet Single Family home has 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. It is located at 1162ā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Lmfao

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Holy shit

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Ok now. Homes. How much of a PITA is it to change out all this fucking wood framing to something more modern

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    That oak af

Flirting

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.82 Ā· confidence 0.7054999999999999

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Look at how this shithead backs his ass up on me lol

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Thatā€™s love!!! ā¤ļø

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I wish YOU were backing your thicc little ass up on me šŸ˜šŸ« 

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Mmmmm yes please

score 0.90 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Lmao

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Thatā€™s love!!! ā¤ļø

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    I wish YOU were backing your thicc little ass up on me šŸ˜šŸ« 

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Mmmmm yes please

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    What did you eat for dinner

score 0.79 Ā· confidence 0.68

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Thatā€™s love!!! ā¤ļø

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I wish YOU were backing your thicc little ass up on me šŸ˜šŸ« 

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Mmmmm yes please

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    What did you eat for dinner

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Salad

Frustration

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 Ā· confidence 0.748

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Good for you! Take that sick day ā˜ŗļø

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    My internet is down šŸ˜­

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Might as well kill yourself šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Dude like literally. No TV? I canā€™t

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    There was something on the fiber thingy that the dude said never ever ever to unplug

score 0.82 Ā· confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Yeah thatā€™s the fiber coming in from outside

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    It can break if you bend it sharply because it is glass so he probably just tells everyone not to fuck with it

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Grrr Iā€™m getting POā€™d bc the status now says all green but shit still ainā€™t working. HMPH

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    That cord is glass? This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Thats what fiber optic is.

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Lmfao

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Holy shit

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Ok now. Homes. How much of a PITA is it to change out all this fucking wood framing to something more modern

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    That oak af

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    God itā€™s so ugly. Itā€™s everywhere lol

Humor

Showing 3 of 27 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.65 Ā· confidence 0.595

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    <no text>

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Good morning love. Immmmm gonna take a sick day šŸ˜¬šŸ˜” I slept so so terribly. Had horrible dreams. I got laid off in one of them, and I found out bc they named off names in a company wide meeting. Like ā€œif your name is on the list, youā€™re laiā€¦

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Anyway. Thatā€™s horrible that Chris sits right across from you now lmao

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™ll actually listen to your voice message in a bit but yay! Rocker dock!!

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Now, go get some actual work done! šŸ¤Ŗ

score 0.76 Ā· confidence 0.68

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Dude like literally. No TV? I canā€™t

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    There was something on the fiber thingy that the dude said never ever ever to unplug

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And I hope I didnā€™t just unplug it šŸ˜…

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Thereā€™s nothing that should hurt anything if you unplug it

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    As long as you plug it back in

score 0.75 Ā· confidence 0.6715

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Thereā€™s nothing that should hurt anything if you unplug it

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    As long as you plug it back in

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s the green one that says fiber. He told me NEVER to touch it lol

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Yeah thatā€™s the fiber coming in from outside

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    It can break if you bend it sharply because it is glass so he probably just tells everyone not to fuck with it

Planning

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    So cheapā€¦ half a million

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Basically baseboardsā€¦.

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Yea yea. Ok. Trim. New trim around windows and ish. Canā€™t be tooooo bad right?

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    You know what peeves me off? Not running new flooring through the kitchen, too. WHY!!! JUST CHANGE THE FLOORING!!

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Christ. Too much work. Nexttttt

score 0.72 Ā· confidence 0.6375

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    What isnā€™t working about it lol? It just worked for us

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Probably bc the guy isnā€™t on WiFi

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Eeeeee!!! I think i really like it!! We werenā€™t able to FaceTime. the service was shitty but we walked through the layout. I am following where everything is. Itā€™s not šŸ’Æ perfect but itā€™s exciting me! The floorplan is a little interesting bā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    ā¤ļøā¤ļø

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    The one you sent me?

score 0.75 Ā· confidence 0.663

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Yes that last one

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Oh I forgot to mention. Candace is going to look at it tomorrow with him

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    You should have had him record a walkthrough and send it to you later

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Itā€™s checking a lot of boxes

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Oh, nice!

Request

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™ve heard from neighbors that if thereā€™s not an outage, and your shit still isnā€™t working, that it is a massive PITA to troubleshoot

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Could be

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Just call them and see

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Maybe thatā€™s just the specific company Iā€™m with

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Ok. Changing gears real quick

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    This is the most random shit in a closet ever

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Order chic fil a

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Order chic fil a This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    That IS some random shit

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Lmao

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    What are YOU up to? About to go to bed?

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Sounds like a weekend project lol. Thereā€™s no top track so Iā€™ve diagnosed that thatā€™s the problem šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š Iā€™m still woman; hear me roar šŸ˜…

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    What exactly are you trying to accomplish with the closet doorā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Getting the closet doors to open and close smoothly

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Ahh ok

Sexting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 Ā· confidence 0.75

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Thatā€™s love!!! ā¤ļø

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I wish YOU were backing your thicc little ass up on me šŸ˜šŸ« 

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Mmmmm yes please

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    What did you eat for dinner

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Salad

Status update

Showing 3 of 60 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.5185

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Now, go get some actual work done! šŸ¤Ŗ

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Good for you! Take that sick day ā˜ŗļø

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    My internet is down šŸ˜­

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Might as well kill yourself šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Dude like literally. No TV? I canā€™t

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.5185

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    My internet is down šŸ˜­

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Might as well kill yourself šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Dude like literally. No TV? I canā€™t

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    There was something on the fiber thingy that the dude said never ever ever to unplug

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And I hope I didnā€™t just unplug it šŸ˜…

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.5185

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Might as well kill yourself šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Dude like literally. No TV? I canā€™t

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    There was something on the fiber thingy that the dude said never ever ever to unplug

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And I hope I didnā€™t just unplug it šŸ˜…

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Thereā€™s nothing that should hurt anything if you unplug it

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Unmet need

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 Ā· confidence 0.95

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Laaaaame

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    No one loves me

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I love you

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Excuse me!!

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.6375

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    What are you having?

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Sigh

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I want chickenā€¦.

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    But I have nothing

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    But Iā€™m currently cleaning out closets.

score 0.77 Ā· confidence 0.6885

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    But I have nothing

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    But Iā€™m currently cleaning out closets.

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And I donā€™t want to go grocery shopping. But I really need to

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    This is the most random shit in a closet ever

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Order chic fil a

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 Ā· confidence 0.765

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am at the office and I am super happy to be here My favorite thing in the world is coming into work and This job that I love I've tried Actually, don't feel too bad. I don't wanna beā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Good morning love. Immmmm gonna take a sick day šŸ˜¬šŸ˜” I slept so so terribly. Had horrible dreams. I got laid off in one of them, and I found out bc they named off names in a company wide meeting. Like ā€œif your name is on the list, youā€™re laiā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Anyway. Thatā€™s horrible that Chris sits right across from you now lmao

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™ll actually listen to your voice message in a bit but yay! Rocker dock!!

score 0.90 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Dude. My brain is not there

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™ve lost it all

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    you didnā€™t have to AGREE!! Rude!

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I didnā€™t have to

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    This isā€¦.a choiceā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    The ceilings are really high though and that means really echo-y

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    That backyard šŸ˜

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    That FL scam place just emailed that theyā€™re moving forward with other candidates. Booooo.

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Laaaaame