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2026-05-07

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[2026-05-07 07:05:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am well on my way to work I slept pretty well and I hope you did too I went to sleep thinking about you and I woke up thinking about you as usual, which I love And I am Don't really have much on my mind this morning I'm still trying to wake up and you know what I realized I don't think I told you actually I know I didn't tell you But I stopped taking Adderall like Four days ago, five days ago, I can't remember why I stopped. Oh, you know what I think because I so. Let's see I think it's a controlled substance so you can only so there's like a lot of fucking roll around getting refills So my doctor can only yell I have to call in every month and I have to drug tests and shit every six months or something and bunch of rules around it Lots of physicians don't even prescribe it anymore. They're just like no we don't do that because it's a hassle. So I was coming up so I monitored like my refill date which is that 27th every month and I'm really diligent about like we're getting my refills in same day not missing a day because it's like you know you take this medicine every day and then you end up like running out Or you know it's not like other shit where you can just get refill the same day whenever I guess it's the same day but anyway there's like you know I like to build up like a buffer right so Yeah, maybe I miss a day or two here or a day or two there but keep refilling you know on the exact same date I end up with like 10 or 15 pills extra so in case there's some kind of emergency where I got like so anyway, I really diligent about that same date every time And my doctor was on vacation last week or whatever so didn't get the refill. I was looking at the bottle of whatever I think. I just decided kind of on a whim to not take it one day and just see what happened. I see how bad I felt I didn't feel very bad And then like the second day like I know that usually the second day we really realize that I'm all over the place in my that I have taken it so I took it but I didn't take it a second day and it was OK Tired out of all over the place whatever Yeah, so like four or five days into it Kind of just like let's just have some side effects that I don't love Just like tension and typical stimulant side effects so let's think Right now See what that looks like I don't know. I think I may have done that out of you know. Like what would happen like I don't wanna Be prepared for Individuality that I can't get it anymore or out of it for some other reason So maybe so much that I should be taking Adderall So anyway, I may have not made any sense at all so let me know if you think I should continue taking care of Like I've been able to work OK concentrate stuff pretty good so you know what that's what it is. I think that's why because of the running thing. So taking Adderall or stimulant like if you're heart rate which makes running like a lot harder I've always kind of had that That battle there were running like building up the cardiovascular endurance. There's a lot harder so maybe that's what it was that I stopped taking. I'm trying to get back in running if I stop taking it if I get super healthy admire, I'm running again. Healthy Effects of holiday Stimulation You need for Adderall Anyway Heading to work love you miss you. You're beautiful and wonderful. Talented and I can't wait till you start getting a job offers grow up. Can't wait to hear your sweet voice OK bye
[2026-05-07 08:48:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning have I told you yet this week how much I fucking hate morning God This week is so long I just don't wanna do it anymore Really don't Also this 7:15 AM daily stand-up bullshit, which is only three days a week but still 715. I don't want to talk at 7:15 in the morning while I'm typically driving to work about what I have going on for the day and try to act all chipper. And like social like I give a fuck, I just don't All of us also I have to stop somewhere and get breakfast for the office Rachel and I go back-and-forth every month every month and bring in breakfast. It's my turn. I don't know what the fuck to bring in the only thing that comes to mine is bagels and I don't even think anybody gives a shit about bagels, but I mean I like them, but I don't know what ticket. Like Rachel brought in donuts last time I brought in kolache's last time before that and now like I think I did Chick-fil-A before that so like what else is there I mean, we just go round and round so if you have any ideas I did not know that you got off of that at all and so I should probably know this, but and I take it. It's not like this, but if I just stop taking my. Antidepressant or anxiety meds, cold turkey I go insane like it's not good and it's real bad for you to not wean yourself off so I take it. Adderall is not like that and you can just stop taking it. And not like really suffer cause like that's good I mean, I guess I haven't noticed anything different in the past few days I mean except for it seems like you're getting more work done which is funny because that's like one of the main reason to take Adderall right is to be able to focus and it seems like you're doing just fine without that but I don't know it's hard to tell. I'm not actually physically with you and I don't know how you are in the evenings or how you have been. Sometimes I'm yawning and grunting and sniffing and Making all these noises and I'm like oh wait like I am voice messaging you and like you're gonna hear all this and then it's like oh fuck it it is what it is Anyway, I hope you're having a good morning Are you talking to them? What's her name? I wanna say Gwendolyn it's not Gwendolyn it's What's your therapist name anyway are you talking to her today? Why do I want to say Gwendolyn? It's not that This is gonna bother me Anyway, you're probably like the actual name I'll figure it out that pisses me off anyway OK it's focus so I'm listening to Mark Manson, the guy who wrote the art of not giving fuck Latest episode is about Managing anxiety and the things that like the things that don't work all the way down to like the things actually do work, of course starting with the don't work or don't really work the way that we think they're working but anyway alcohol course is number one like that like negative, works to manager anxiety the next one that was magnesium And it was like you know studies are not consistent. They're kind of all over the place. None of them have been very good yet to like really know what this is. How being anxiety like yes magnesium you need to have but is it actually good for anxiety maybe not And then the next one was journaling, which I get cause it's talking about like Jours it depends on what you're journaling but if you're just like brain dumping all your worries and all you're an anxious thoughts and you're just kind of reaffirming you're an anxious thoughts like it's just letting you ruminate even more Which I mean, I guess not as far as I know the number one thing is gonna be like fucking Yeah, it's gonna be like exercise Exercise get enough sleep Email Whatever All right I've done enough completely fucking ram rambling. I still can't think of your therapist name. It's gonna piss me off. Geraldine OK goddamnit all right bye
[2026-05-07 09:00:00] Dave: Whoa whoa whoa… you hate mornings?!
[2026-05-07 09:00:00] Dave: That’s the first I’m hearing of this…
[2026-05-07 09:01:00] Dave: I fucking hate trying to do a meeting on the road
[2026-05-07 09:01:00] Dave: Ohhh no AND you gotta get food?! Ugh
[2026-05-07 09:01:00] Dave: Get Panera bengals
[2026-05-07 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Not Einsteins?
[2026-05-07 09:02:00] Dave: All cinnamon crunch
[2026-05-07 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Ewwww
[2026-05-07 09:09:00] Dave: I’ve missed a day of adderall because I just forgot to take it before I left a couple of times over the years and I pretty much felt like reality was completely unraveling lol. I couldn’t keep my eyes open, I couldn’t concentrate on ANYTHING, my balance was off… lol. But this time, none of that. A little tiredness. But come to think of it, I actually did kind of inadvertently ween myself off of it… My normal dose is extended release. So once a day, and it releases gradually throughout. I also have instant release that I keep on hand to use as needed if I get too much of a lull between XR releases. Anyway, for the last couple weeks I’d been taking the IR because I’d built up a pretty big reserve of it, and my reserve of XR was dwindling - like I mentioned in my message. the IR, I’d get a does in the morning and then usually be fine with that for the day, so that effectively halved my daily dose, which perhaps was enough of a weening…
[2026-05-07 09:10:00] Dave: So the other thing with adderall is that it can make it too easy to focus on the wrong things 😅
[2026-05-07 09:11:00] Dave: Like… not work things
[2026-05-07 09:11:00] Dave: Lmao… I actually love all your yawning/grunting/groaning noises 🥰🤭
[2026-05-07 09:12:00] Dave: Gaylin
[2026-05-07 09:13:00] Sam Willis: God damnit!!!
[2026-05-07 09:13:00] Dave: And no, not today
[2026-05-07 09:13:00] Dave: Back at it next week
[2026-05-07 09:15:00] Dave: lol… exercise, eat well, blurbrbllr
[2026-05-07 09:15:00] Dave: lol Geraldine
[2026-05-07 09:16:00] Dave: Idk how I feel about that not give a fuck guy. Like, some of what he says makes sense and is backed… but I feel like some of it he just makes up and claims it’s fact.
[2026-05-07 09:18:00] Sam Willis: About this topic? Or in general?
[2026-05-07 09:18:00] Dave: In general
[2026-05-07 09:19:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm. Maybe. How do you know him? 😜
[2026-05-07 09:19:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-07 09:19:00] Sam Willis: Worst to best
[2026-05-07 09:19:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm. Maybe. How do you know him? 😜
[2026-05-07 09:21:00] Sam Willis: Oh btw I bought the probiotics last night lmao. Targeted. They already came in and they’re fucking horse pills
[2026-05-07 09:22:00] Dave: I see ads and I’m always like, who just buys shit like this because it pops up in front of them…
[2026-05-07 09:24:00] Sam Willis: 😒
[2026-05-07 09:24:00] Sam Willis: The person you love more than anything in life
[2026-05-07 09:24:00] Sam Willis: THAT’S WHO
[2026-05-07 09:25:00] Dave: It’s just another one of the endearing 1726384 reasons I love you
[2026-05-07 09:26:00] Sam Willis: Is it though? 😂
[2026-05-07 09:28:00] Sam Willis: Listen. Probiotics ARE actually good for you though 🤪
[2026-05-07 09:28:00] Sam Willis: AND!! Don’t you want my vagina to be healthy?!?! 🤣
[2026-05-07 09:29:00] Dave: And that guy has been around forever. He’s a self-help guru, not a clinician or scientist. And while I don’t think he’s an idiot or malicious or anything like that, I do get a vibe that he just… says… shit as if it’s scientific fact without much regard for whether or not it actually is.
[2026-05-07 09:30:00] Dave: You already have the best vagina I’ve ever tasted 🤤🤤🤤
[2026-05-07 09:30:00] Sam Willis: Yea but I think his podcast now, he has another dude that does all the research. Science stuff.
[2026-05-07 09:31:00] Sam Willis: Oh puh leaseeeeee
[2026-05-07 09:31:00] Sam Willis: Oh puh leaseeeeee
[2026-05-07 09:31:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-07 09:32:00] Dave: Wellll great. Now you vagina=John Goodman
[2026-05-07 09:32:00] Dave: Thanks…
[2026-05-07 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha you’re welcome!!
[2026-05-07 09:34:00] Sam Willis: John Goodman is a fucking legend ok
[2026-05-07 09:34:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to be VERY sad when he dies
[2026-05-07 09:34:00] Dave: Then I guess it’s fitting 😘
[2026-05-07 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Big Lebowski is one of my top 3s
[2026-05-07 09:35:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha I see what you did there
[2026-05-07 09:35:00] Dave: Stfu
[2026-05-07 09:35:00] Sam Willis: Ummm you know I won’t
[2026-05-07 09:35:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha I see what you did there
[2026-05-07 09:35:00] Sam Willis: Ummm you know I won’t
[2026-05-07 09:35:00] Dave: HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY
[2026-05-07 09:35:00] Sam Willis: Fucking Classic
[2026-05-07 09:35:00] Dave: I almost used that reference on you recently and was like, ehhhh.. she won’t get it
[2026-05-07 09:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-07 09:36:00] Dave: Donnie… please.
[2026-05-07 09:37:00] Sam Willis: You of such little faith!! We quote it all the time in my family chat. We watch the movie together all the time.
[2026-05-07 09:37:00] Sam Willis: You of such little faith!! We quote it all the time in my family chat. We watch the movie together all the time.
[2026-05-07 09:37:00] Sam Willis: No the absolute best part is when he spills out the ashes back on the Dude
[2026-05-07 09:37:00] Sam Willis: I just can’t
[2026-05-07 09:37:00] Dave: You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry?
[2026-05-07 09:37:00] Sam Willis: And is fucking talking about Vietnam constantly 🤣🤣
[2026-05-07 09:38:00] Dave: This isn’t nam, we have rules here
[2026-05-07 09:38:00] Dave: MARK IT FUCKING ZERO
[2026-05-07 09:38:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-07 09:38:00] Dave: Omg and then The Jesus
[2026-05-07 09:39:00] Dave: Lmao… that movie was so ridiculous
[2026-05-07 09:40:00] Sam Willis: I am going to watch it again this weekend
[2026-05-07 09:41:00] Dave: No! Let’s watch it together
[2026-05-07 09:41:00] Dave: Let’s get stoned and watch it together!
[2026-05-07 09:41:00] Dave: And eat Oreos
[2026-05-07 09:44:00] Sam Willis: Omgggggggg yassssssssss
[2026-05-07 09:44:00] Sam Willis: THIS IS THE BEST IDEA YOU’VE EVER HAD!!!!!!!!
[2026-05-07 09:44:00] Dave: And I’ll make White Russians
[2026-05-07 09:45:00] Sam Willis: I AM SO EXCITED
[2026-05-07 09:45:00] Dave: Me too!
[2026-05-07 09:45:00] Dave: This made the trip 😌
[2026-05-07 09:46:00] Sam Willis: 🤣🤣
[2026-05-07 09:46:00] Dave: 😜
[2026-05-07 09:46:00] Sam Willis: A little cozy movie date night! Yasssss
[2026-05-07 09:46:00] Dave: I can’t wait!!
[2026-05-07 09:47:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I repeat, you're welcome for sending you a gift about John Goodman when talking about my vagina cause that's what led all this so You're welcome
[2026-05-07 09:47:00] Dave: I also can’t wait to eat your Walter
[2026-05-07 09:48:00] Sam Willis: LOLLLLL
[2026-05-07 09:48:00] Dave: Hehe
[2026-05-07 09:48:00] Sam Willis: lmaooo
[2026-05-07 09:48:00] Sam Willis: Never say that again 💀💀💀
[2026-05-07 09:49:00] Dave: Not so funny anymore??
[2026-05-07 09:49:00] Dave: Not so funny anymore??
[2026-05-07 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Oh you are such a shit
[2026-05-07 09:50:00] Dave: Don’t worry, I’ll never say it again… For both our sake lol
[2026-05-07 09:50:00] Sam Willis: I’m cackling
[2026-05-07 09:50:00] Dave: Yeah I’m barely keeping together
[2026-05-07 10:38:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, so you know that that job at Deloitte that I sent you yesterday well I didn't mean for Alison to talk to the guy about me taking that role but I guess she did and I'm like bro I don't know fuck all about resilience like she's already like OK you know once she used to meet your application he'll reach out and not bro. I'm not submitting my application like what I don't wanna do that. I'm not smart enough. And it's talking about backups I hate backups so we've already discussed. This is like my least everything in the world, but I was just saying like in general is there something else in this department that like you know might be a good fit so that I feel bad so that's like a later same problem. Not dealing with it right now I came in and there's already like insider stuff on fire, which is interesting but yeah But no, I got on here is because OK. You know how Christian you know how Christian just completely had to get a whole new freaking engine assembly like $13,000 whatever OK and then last week he feels like the engine is like stalling and like maybe there's transmission issues so we took it in on Monday and they were test driving it trying to see what he was talking about and they freaking ran over debris. They had to fix all of his shit so he went and got back his car yesterday they couldn't find anything wrong with it. And they fixed the stuff that they messed up for free, but we're like yeah we don't we don't know what we were talking about blah blah blah so then this morning he goes to the gym and he called or he texted me and it was like please call me. It's important and I'm like that stresses me out. I'm like why don't you just call me? I was thinking you got into an accident. Luckily he didn't but he said I was going to the gym this morning and I started recording because Sorry, Allison texted and got distracted so I started recording because it started doing the same thing again we like it just had no like giddyup it was like stalling. It was like barely going. He's like so that was on the way to the gym then I start my car after the gym and it starts alerting it says engine failure, power reduced service now. And so he could only get it to go up to 40 miles an hour and he drove it directly to the to the dealership this morning. He's still there and I was like what the fuck I'm like that is asinine like absolutely ass mine. These people are idiots and your pain out the ass but anyway so I just thought that was interesting. OK bye
[2026-05-07 10:43:00] Sam Willis: God damnit. Alison already messaged HR too to “personally give her referral”
[2026-05-07 10:44:00] Sam Willis: I DON’T DO RECOVERY AND RESILIENCE!!!!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
[2026-05-07 10:46:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh wow, that's that's pretty interesting I can't believe like there was no indications of that yesterday or whenever they drove it and then all of a sudden it's like bam and failure again At least he was recording though and he's got it there now and it's like they're gonna be able to see everything hopefully What it's doing I got to pee so badly I'm on my way to the doctors office cause I gotta do a drug analysis So I'm like fucking dying and over Piece of don't pee and they're not able to hear So yeah Right So hopefully what the fuck what's going on? Let me know. So Also, I was gonna tell you one I can't fucking wait to watch the big Lebowski with you. That is literally one of the movies that like shaped my personality. When I was younger, and I've watched it 100 times But also, so Eric had his meeting with Sameer yesterday and Allison already miss HR So Allison works at Deloitte I guess AnyWho, so Eric had his meeting with Sameer and it was really good. He's super interested in resilience in our space so we're probably gonna get busier. He wants to do some real risk management type stuff rather than whatever it is we're gonna do it now. And he's he's Eric said it seems like what he's doing is kind of analyzing. He's not making any major changes or anything, but he's just seeing that he's got the right people on the right places. Right now and kind of trying to get an idea feel whatever everybody's doing so I think That might be a good time for you to cause you've got a meeting coming up with him if I remember correctly, so it'll probably be a good time to talk about consolidating the inside a wrist standard program whatever that you've been talking about you're probably like that So there's that Then, as far as resilience goes, I mean you could like you don't really need to know anything to do. I'm sure you could do it like he just let you know what resilience means right like that's pretty much. It would act like if this happens. You know what Do we have an option place to keep going and you know that you'll need to know if they're like I don't know then obviously they don't do it OK, get ready
[2026-05-07 10:48:00] Sam Willis: Drug analysis??
[2026-05-07 10:48:00] Sam Willis: Is it gonna pick up our naked rendezvous gummies. Hehe
[2026-05-07 10:49:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh I’m so so soooo excited for you to be here!!
[2026-05-07 10:50:00] Sam Willis: Yea Samir is already on board with us retiring the insider standard lol
[2026-05-07 10:51:00] Sam Willis: Hope you felt some instant relief when you could pee! 😂
[2026-05-07 10:55:00] Dave: Omg it was sooo good
[2026-05-07 10:59:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-05-07 11:29:00] Sam Willis: lol the front desk girl 😂
[2026-05-07 11:30:00] Sam Willis: Also. I haven’t had a White Russian in like 15 yrs
[2026-05-07 11:36:00] Dave: It has been quite a while for me too
[2026-05-07 11:36:00] Dave: But they’re sooo good
[2026-05-07 11:36:00] Sam Willis: I will have to trust you and your booze making skills….
[2026-05-07 11:37:00] Sam Willis: Let’s see how you do 🤪
[2026-05-07 11:37:00] Dave: Ha!
[2026-05-07 11:38:00] Dave: Trust me… they are on point
[2026-05-07 11:38:00] Sam Willis: Ah I have an eye appt when you’re in town that I need to move lol
[2026-05-07 11:38:00] Dave: You can go to it
[2026-05-07 11:38:00] Dave: You know how good I am at crafting things
[2026-05-07 11:38:00] Dave: You can go to it
[2026-05-07 11:38:00] Sam Willis: You’re right. I’m sure you’re an amazing mixologist. Bc what CAN’T you do!!
[2026-05-07 11:39:00] Sam Willis: And leave you alone to roam my house??? Pfftt
[2026-05-07 11:39:00] Sam Willis: And leave you alone to roam my house??? Pfftt
[2026-05-07 11:39:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha I’m totally kidding
[2026-05-07 11:39:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-07 11:39:00] Sam Willis: My house will be so empty lol.
[2026-05-07 11:39:00] Sam Willis: Like literally. The rooms
[2026-05-07 11:39:00] Dave: Why?
[2026-05-07 11:40:00] Dave: Oh
[2026-05-07 11:40:00] Sam Willis: Bc they’re moving out and I don’t want to buy new shit until I move
[2026-05-07 11:40:00] Sam Willis: And like I don’t want to even fuck with making the house all cozy schmozy again
[2026-05-07 11:40:00] Sam Willis: I mean. It’ll be cozy in the spaces that I am in every day lol but that’s it
[2026-05-07 11:41:00] Dave: That’s all that matters
[2026-05-07 11:44:00] Sam Willis: So did you go home after this appt or go back into the office?
[2026-05-07 11:44:00] Dave: Home ofc
[2026-05-07 11:44:00] Sam Willis: You suck lol
[2026-05-07 11:44:00] Dave: Don’t be a hater
[2026-05-07 11:46:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-05-07 11:46:00] Sam Willis: Finnneeeee
[2026-05-07 12:43:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t focused at all today. Geezzzzz. I’m all over the place
[2026-05-07 13:24:00] Dave: Yeah I’m pretty much done for the week
[2026-05-07 13:24:00] Dave: By “pretty much”, I mean “entirely”
[2026-05-07 13:45:00] Dave: Brooooooo
[2026-05-07 13:45:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-05-07 13:45:00] Dave: Hahahahhaa
[2026-05-07 13:52:00] Sam Willis: Yay luteal phase. I’m feeling all kinds of ways today 🙄🙄
[2026-05-07 13:52:00] Dave: Tell me about them!!
[2026-05-07 13:52:00] Sam Willis: I don’t even know
[2026-05-07 13:53:00] Sam Willis: Feel like I want to do a million things but have no energy to do so
[2026-05-07 13:53:00] Sam Willis: I feel motivated but then can’t actually focus enough to get anything done
[2026-05-07 13:53:00] Sam Willis: Anxious
[2026-05-07 13:53:00] Sam Willis: Stuck
[2026-05-07 13:54:00] Sam Willis: Sad
[2026-05-07 13:54:00] Sam Willis: Blahhh
[2026-05-07 13:54:00] Dave: So… same as usual?
[2026-05-07 13:54:00] Sam Willis: I mean…it ebbs and flows lol
[2026-05-07 13:55:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-07 13:55:00] Dave: I’m sure it’s the same bunch of shit that we talked about yesterday or the day before
[2026-05-07 13:56:00] Dave: And this gd week never ending
[2026-05-07 13:58:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-07 13:58:00] Sam Willis: This was really sweet 😭😭
[2026-05-07 13:59:00] Sam Willis: Maybe to other ppl, I seem easy going and chill!?!! 😂😂
[2026-05-07 14:00:00] Dave: Yes. Like I ALWAYS tell you 🙄.
[2026-05-07 14:00:00] Dave: Who is that?
[2026-05-07 14:00:00] Dave: Oh nvm
[2026-05-07 14:00:00] Sam Willis: Nicolette. Works here at Schwab in audit
[2026-05-07 14:00:00] Dave: Yes. Like I ALWAYS tell you 🙄.
[2026-05-07 14:01:00] Dave: You’re a badass to everyone else but yourself
[2026-05-07 14:01:00] Dave: You’re a badass to everyone else but yourself
[2026-05-07 14:03:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-07 14:03:00] Sam Willis: Me wondering if ppl see me as an easy going, non crazy person
[2026-05-07 14:04:00] Sam Willis: Nah. But I love you for always building me up ❤️
[2026-05-07 14:04:00] Dave: It’s true
[2026-05-07 14:04:00] Sam Willis: Nah. But I love you for always building me up ❤️
[2026-05-07 14:04:00] Dave: It’s true
[2026-05-07 14:06:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-05-07 14:07:00] Dave: I love you baby
[2026-05-07 14:09:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-07 14:15:00] Sam Willis: Do you have anything going on the rest of the day?
[2026-05-07 14:16:00] Dave: Noooooope
[2026-05-07 14:16:00] Dave: Do you?
[2026-05-07 14:16:00] Dave: Is today massage day?
[2026-05-07 14:29:00] Sam Willis: 430 gym (if I go) and massage at 815!! I’ll totally fall asleep
[2026-05-07 14:36:00] Dave: Damn that’s late af!
[2026-05-07 14:52:00] Sam Willis: Listen to how old we are 😂
[2026-05-07 14:53:00] Sam Willis: You’ll already be time I start 😭
[2026-05-07 16:12:00] Dave: Nap ✅
[2026-05-07 16:12:00] Sam Willis: Was just about to message you.
[2026-05-07 16:12:00] Sam Willis: Hope you had a good nap!!
[2026-05-07 16:12:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-07 16:13:00] Sam Willis: A rescue is hiring an adoptions manager
[2026-05-07 16:13:00] Sam Willis: “Major leadership role”
[2026-05-07 16:13:00] Sam Willis: Guess I’m staying in Phoenix!!!!
[2026-05-07 16:13:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-07 16:13:00] Sam Willis: 😍😍
[2026-05-07 16:14:00] Dave: How much of pay cut are you willing to take lol
[2026-05-07 16:14:00] Sam Willis: $10k lol
[2026-05-07 16:19:00] Sam Willis: https://instagram.com/ Instagram Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
[2026-05-07 16:19:00] Sam Willis: I had no idea you (as a man) are so happy to be married 🤪
[2026-05-07 16:22:00] Sam Willis: For real for real - how much do you think the rescue adoption managers actually make?
[2026-05-07 16:24:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-07 16:24:00] Dave: 65k
[2026-05-07 16:24:00] Dave:
[2026-05-07 16:24:00] Dave: 65k
[2026-05-07 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-05-07 16:26:00] Dave: Or if it makes you feel better: Not enough to make you want to stay in Phoenix
[2026-05-07 16:26:00] Dave: Or if it makes you feel better: Not enough to make you want to stay in Phoenix
[2026-05-07 16:27:00] Sam Willis: I would need a sugar daddy to be able to afford it
[2026-05-07 16:27:00] Sam Willis: One that I never have to see or talk to, preferably
[2026-05-07 16:33:00] Sam Willis: Ok Mr creative - make us rich, please
[2026-05-07 16:35:00] Dave: Looks like you already nailed it lol
[2026-05-07 16:35:00] Dave: No market
[2026-05-07 16:36:00] Sam Willis: So we need something to market to ppl that they’ll pay for!
[2026-05-07 16:36:00] Sam Willis: That’s where you come in 😂
[2026-05-07 16:36:00] Dave: Like just… anything? lol
[2026-05-07 16:37:00] Dave: If I was THAT creative, I’D be rich
[2026-05-07 16:37:00] Sam Willis: I’m surprised ppl don’t make little gifts like getting their dogs faces on a Rubik’s cube so then they are even more motivated to crack it
[2026-05-07 16:37:00] Sam Willis: No it needs to be dog related, of course
[2026-05-07 16:37:00] Sam Willis: Can you 3d print your own Rubik’s cube?
[2026-05-07 16:38:00] Dave: What about dog tinder. But like mostly serious for breeding?
[2026-05-07 16:38:00] Sam Willis: EW
[2026-05-07 16:38:00] Sam Willis: WE DO NOT SUPPORT BREEDERS
[2026-05-07 16:38:00] Dave: Oh
[2026-05-07 16:38:00] Dave: Damn, okkkkk
[2026-05-07 16:39:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-07 16:40:00] Sam Willis: It’s actually a fabulous idea, but morally, I cannot
[2026-05-07 16:41:00] Dave: What’s wrong with breeders? Bear wouldn’t be a wonderful member of my loving family without a breeder
[2026-05-07 16:42:00] Sam Willis: I will voice message soon
[2026-05-07 16:42:00] Sam Willis: Legitimate, registered breeders are…tolerable.
[2026-05-07 16:42:00] Sam Willis: Backyard breeding-fuck no
[2026-05-07 16:42:00] Dave: 😅
[2026-05-07 16:42:00] Sam Willis: And yes, Bear is adorable and perfect
[2026-05-07 16:43:00] Sam Willis: Breeding goes against everything rescue stands for
[2026-05-07 16:43:00] Dave: Does it though?
[2026-05-07 16:44:00] Sam Willis: In a perfect world, no. In today’s reality, absolutely
[2026-05-07 16:45:00] Sam Willis: Are we going to fight? 😒
[2026-05-07 16:46:00] Sam Willis: Side note: I said we quote Big Lebowski often in the family chat…exhibit A lol
[2026-05-07 16:46:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-07 16:47:00] Dave: Nope. You’re 100% right baby
[2026-05-07 16:47:00] Dave: Breeders go against everything rescue stands for
[2026-05-07 16:47:00] Dave: Nope. You’re 100% right baby
[2026-05-07 16:47:00] Dave: Breeders go against everything rescue stands for
[2026-05-07 16:48:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmmm
[2026-05-07 16:49:00] Sam Willis: That was too easy
[2026-05-07 16:49:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-07 16:50:00] Dave: lol, nope.. not about this
[2026-05-07 16:50:00] Sam Willis: You’re still going to get a voice message with my rant….
[2026-05-07 16:50:00] Sam Willis: Are you trying to get out of that? 😂
[2026-05-07 16:51:00] Sam Willis: You added in the “though”, which is what I have observed that you do when you’re asking a question but you’re actually making a statement 🙃
[2026-05-07 16:51:00] Dave: Oh no, I still want the rant
[2026-05-07 16:51:00] Sam Willis: You added in the “though”, which is what I have observed that you do when you’re asking a question but you’re actually making a statement 🙃
[2026-05-07 16:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'm gonna try not to raise my voice cause when I get passionate about something I raise my voice and it sounds like a yelling and I'm not gonna yell But Oh God, I get real like legit so Until OK, let me back up. Some states are better than others. Some states though are in complete crisis mode Arizona's one Texas is another California like there's a lot of really shitty fucking states and a lot of them will say that they're no kill. They're not in order to say that you're no kill you can like stay under certain threshold a certain percentage of how many dogs you fucking euthanize every fucking year. So the no kill label is actual fucking bullshit so the reason why rescues are so against breeders is one rescues are not for profit getting people to pay the adoption fee, which literally doesn't even cover the medical the food the supplies that you need for Rescue dogs like the adoption fee doesn't cover it if people still wanna fucking bitch I'm not to mention nobody's getting paid yet. Then you have backyard breeders who are lazy fucks who just didn't freaking spay or neuter their dogs because they're lazy. Then they're trying to charge money for oops litters Basically that the supply of dogs in this country far outweighs the demand and so there's no need for breeding at all if like until we can get the supply and demand to be leveled out again and literally Tens of thousands of dogs are getting killed perfectly healthy young great dogs are getting killed
[2026-05-07 17:01:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: They're coming off pretty well, but they're getting killed every single day because there's not enough space for them and once a puppy hits the age of about six months old it just gets like exponentially harder to adopt them out and then whenever dogs live their lives and shelters People don't understand the decompression period so they're just totally set up for failure. They live their whole lives and fucking a shelter. They need to decompress people don't give them the time to decompress people rush, introductions between them and another dog and the next thing you know they're returning them the next day because they got into a fight or they cut them up all night because the restless like until the humans stopped being complete pieces of shit then. Yeah, we're gonna continue having this problem so but backyard breeders are the ones that literally just had the fucking litters because they didn't do shit for their dogs or are they realize that they can make money off of it so they're getting rid of dogs charging people money but the dogs are completely not vetted and they're also not spayed or neutered have no vaccine so they're just perpetuating the cycle and yet getting people to pay the money that could've gone better to a rescue dog Breeders charge enormous fucking amount of money a lot of times again that could be going to rescue dogs. It's just too many dogs so then this leads into another ethical debate in the rescue community. Stay in a board. What should we do with pregnant mom dogs if we spay them while they're pregnant, it obviously awards all their babies. There are some people who are really really really fucking against that and then there are some people who are like we don't need more puppies. So we need to stay in a board and that's that's a huge debate. I see both sides for me. I can't handle the thought of a boarding full-term puppies like that makes me really fucking sad and pregnancies on dogs is like three months or something time you even realize that they're pregnant they're pretty much later. So I struggle with that like I'm all for humans like to choose, but I also just can't imagine a human woman aborting a full-term human baby either so Yeah, let's see those are the big things but it's just it's just really such a problem and honestly at the end of the day it's gotten so bad and the whole United States we're never gonna adopt our way out of this This problem you have to stay in neuter and like so there's a bunch of rescue organizations that their whole mission is to go into low income communities and spay and neuter all these dogs because that they just there's just no other way there's people people are just not going to pay to spay and neuter their animals sometimes they don't have the money or they just don't care they think survival of the fittest. They let their dogs run free on the streets and so the best thing you can do is just catch him and. Get them bedded and then put them back to their shitty ass owners so
[2026-05-07 17:01:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Jesus Christ OK last thing I'm not saying that people are shitty because they don't spare their dogs, but I do think that it is a at this point it's a lack of education and then if you are educated on how bad the problem is right now and you still don't do it then it's irresponsible in my opinion so I'll still call him shit Anyway, and rant for a moment
[2026-05-07 17:24:00] Dave: Yeah I totally get it.
[2026-05-07 17:30:00] Dave: When I say “breeder” I mean responsible, ethical operations - not idiots who don’t neuter.
[2026-05-07 17:31:00] Sam Willis: I figured. Which is better, but I still struggle with someone making a profit off selling dogs when there’s thousands sitting in cages waiting for a home.
[2026-05-07 17:36:00] Sam Willis: HAHAHA
[2026-05-07 17:36:00] Sam Willis: I fucking KNEW you were going to say some shit
[2026-05-07 17:36:00] Sam Willis: Fucker
[2026-05-07 17:37:00] Sam Willis: A-HEM
[2026-05-07 17:37:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I knew that you knew I was gonna do that
[2026-05-07 17:37:00] Sam Willis: A-HEM
[2026-05-07 17:43:00] Sam Willis: Ok this is the best
[2026-05-07 17:43:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/pittiehoarder/reel/DQ3JsHbgoRP/ Pittiehoarder on Instagram 2M views, 332K likes, 4,784 comments: "Auntie Peach is obsessed with h...
[2026-05-07 17:44:00] Sam Willis: And they just keep coming!
[2026-05-07 17:49:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-07 18:14:00] Sam Willis: Godddddd I don’t wanna go to the gym
[2026-05-07 18:15:00] Dave: But you’re gonna do it anyway!
[2026-05-07 18:15:00] Dave: I’ll be seeing you naked in about 30 days 🤭
[2026-05-07 18:16:00] Sam Willis: Cannot wait
[2026-05-07 18:16:00] Sam Willis: OK ok I’m going
[2026-05-07 18:16:00] Dave: I cannot wait to be inside you
[2026-05-07 18:16:00] Sam Willis: Eeeee!!!!
[2026-05-07 18:16:00] Sam Willis: The best
[2026-05-07 18:16:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm you taste and feel so so amazing
[2026-05-07 18:17:00] Dave: So do you 🤤
[2026-05-07 18:18:00] Sam Willis: Did you get hard around me on date night or crazy night when we were just hanging out? Lol
[2026-05-07 18:18:00] Dave: Mmmmm I can’t wait to drag my tongue between your lips to find your clit to suck on
[2026-05-07 18:18:00] Sam Willis: Or was it not until we started making out 😍
[2026-05-07 18:19:00] Dave: I don’t think so on crazy date night
[2026-05-07 18:20:00] Dave: But definitely on crazy night
[2026-05-07 18:20:00] Sam Willis: Alright. Gym time.
[2026-05-07 18:20:00] Dave: Good job sweetie
[2026-05-07 18:24:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-07 18:24:00] Sam Willis: Might be geared more towards women 😂😅
[2026-05-07 19:37:00] Sam Willis: Oh don’t forget this Sunday is Mother’s Day….
[2026-05-07 19:50:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-05-07 19:50:00] Dave: Thanks for the reminder lol
[2026-05-07 19:50:00] Dave: I completely forgot
[2026-05-07 19:51:00] Sam Willis: Yea I keep forgetting too
[2026-05-07 21:09:00] Sam Willis: How is your night going?
[2026-05-07 21:10:00] Dave: Pretty good. I’m working on modeling this thing Dominic and I are going to sell. Dk if I told you about it…
[2026-05-07 21:10:00] Sam Willis: You did not!
[2026-05-07 21:11:00] Dave: It’s a tray you put engine parts in
[2026-05-07 21:11:00] Sam Willis: You never tell me anything. 😔
[2026-05-07 21:11:00] Sam Willis: Oh yea bc he works for an auto shop or something right?
[2026-05-07 21:11:00] Sam Willis: That’s cool!
[2026-05-07 21:12:00] Dave: Apparently this particular procedure is commonly a pita because you have to keep the parts separate and in order.
[2026-05-07 21:12:00] Dave: Somebody that used to work there made this thing and printed them for a few a people.
[2026-05-07 21:12:00] Sam Willis: That makes sense! And so you don’t lose all the little pieces!
[2026-05-07 21:13:00] Dave: Well now that Dominic is getting millions of views on TT, lots of people are asking him where he got that thing….
[2026-05-07 21:13:00] Sam Willis: YOU’RE GONNA BE RICH!!!
[2026-05-07 21:15:00] Dave: 1629 likes on the question…
[2026-05-07 21:15:00] Sam Willis: Shittttt
[2026-05-07 21:16:00] Dave: If half of those people bought one for $20 that’s 16,280
[2026-05-07 21:16:00] Dave: So, not quite rich, but I’ll take it lol
[2026-05-07 21:19:00] Dave: So I’ve been modeling that
[2026-05-07 21:20:00] Sam Willis: You’re so genius
[2026-05-07 21:20:00] Sam Willis: It’s so sexy
[2026-05-07 21:20:00] Sam Willis: You hustler you
[2026-05-07 21:24:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-07 21:34:00] Dave: Well I’m about to hustle my sexy ass on to bed sweetpea
[2026-05-07 21:34:00] Dave: Oh! How was the workout?
[2026-05-07 21:35:00] Dave: And I hope you have a great massage
[2026-05-07 21:35:00] Sam Willis: Alright baby. I’m just waiting to head to my massage. I’m already soooo tired. I’m definitely going to fall asleep lol
[2026-05-07 21:35:00] Sam Willis: Workout was really good! I’m glad I went.
[2026-05-07 21:35:00] Sam Willis: It was focusing on mobility so it was good to stretch and shit that I never normally do lol
[2026-05-07 21:37:00] Dave: That’s awesome!
[2026-05-07 21:37:00] Sam Willis: I hope you get a great night sleep ❤️
[2026-05-07 21:37:00] Dave: You’re gonna sleep so good tonight after the without and massage
[2026-05-07 21:37:00] Sam Willis: I freaking hope 🙏
[2026-05-07 21:38:00] Dave: Did you get all the blood cleaned up btw?
[2026-05-07 21:39:00] Sam Willis: Nopeeee lol
[2026-05-07 21:39:00] Sam Willis: Gonna work on that this weekend
[2026-05-07 21:39:00] Dave: Dang
[2026-05-07 21:40:00] Dave: Did you ever figure out where it came from lol
[2026-05-07 21:40:00] Sam Willis: No. It is so weird
[2026-05-07 21:40:00] Dave: You said Laylas mouth was fine right
[2026-05-07 21:40:00] Sam Willis: It had to have been someone’s tooth and they ate it
[2026-05-07 21:40:00] Dave: Yeah probably
[2026-05-07 21:41:00] Sam Willis: And Layla was the only one licking
[2026-05-07 21:41:00] Sam Willis: So who the hell knows
[2026-05-07 21:41:00] Dave: 🤷‍♂️
[2026-05-07 21:42:00] Dave: NN Princess
[2026-05-07 21:42:00] Dave: I love you so much
[2026-05-07 21:42:00] Dave: 🥰
[2026-05-07 21:42:00] Sam Willis: Good night. I love you!!! 💕

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DAY OVERVIEW Thursday began with playful, sleepy banter, then shifted to more intense discussions about Adderall withdrawal, career paths, and animal rescue ethics, before closing with tender longing for their upcoming visit and plans for a romantic movie night. The most defining theme was their emotional vulnerability as they explored Sam's struggles with morning routines and hormonal mood swings, alongside Dave's reflections on his stimulant withdrawal and the impact on his health and productivity.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Adderall Withdrawal - Dave discusses his recent decision to stop taking Adderall, noting a slight decrease in focus and some side effects. Sam expresses concern about the risks and potential draw on their productivity. - Emotional register: Curious, concerned, and slightly amused. - Notable quote: "I don’t think I told you actually. I know I didn’t tell you. But I stopped taking Adderall like four days ago, five days ago, I can't remember."

  1. Morning Routines and Anxieties
  2. Sam expresses frustration with early morning meetings and the stress of preparing for them. She also mentions the challenge of choosing breakfast for the office.
  3. Emotional register: Frustrated, overwhelmed, and slightly resigned.
  4. Notable quote: "This week is so long. I just don't wanna do it anymore. Really don't."

  5. Career Concerns

  6. Sam discusses a potential job opportunity at Deloitte and her lack of confidence in her abilities to fulfill the role, particularly in areas like resilience.
  7. Emotional register: Anxious, uncertain, and hesitant.
  8. Notable quote: "I'm not submitting my application. I'm not smart enough."

  9. Animal Rescue Ethics

  10. Sam passionately discusses the ethical issues surrounding breeders, emphasizing the importance of spaying and neutering and the impact on animal overpopulation.
  11. Emotional register: Passionate, frustrated, and emotionally charged.
  12. Notable quote: "Jesus Christ. OK, last thing. I'm not saying that people are shitty because they don't spay their dogs, but I do think that it's a lack of education."

  13. Upcoming Visit and Movie Plans

  14. The couple excitedly plans to watch 'The Big Lebowski' together, highlighting their shared love for the film and their anticipation of spending time together.
  15. Emotional register: Excited, affectionate, and playful.
  16. Notable quote: "Let’s get stoned and watch it together!"

  17. Hormonal Mood Swings

  18. Sam shares her feelings of being all over the place during her luteal phase, expressing a mix of motivation, anxiety, and sadness.
  19. Emotional register: Emotionally fluctuating, reflective, and slightly resigned.
  20. Notable quote: "I feel motivated but then can’t actually focus enough to get anything done."

  21. Drug Analysis and Personal Reflections

  22. Dave talks about his upcoming drug analysis and his feelings on the validity of the information from Mark Manson about managing anxiety.
  23. Emotional register: Skeptical, amused, and slightly annoyed.
  24. Notable quote: "I feel like some of it he just makes up and claims it’s fact."

  25. Career and Personal Balance

  26. Sam and Dave discuss the balance between their careers and personal health, with Dave taking time to reflect on his Adderall use and its impact on his running goals.
  27. Emotional register: Reflective, thoughtful, and supportive.
  28. Notable quote: "Maybe that's what it was, that I stopped taking it if I get super healthy and I'm running again."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam and Dave discuss their upcoming plans for a movie night, including getting stoned and making White Russians, which implies a sexual context. - Dave teases Sam, referencing the movie 'The Big Lebowski' and suggesting they will eat Oreos, which carries a sexual innuendo. - Sam mentions her workout and the blood cleaning, hinting at physical exertion and the intimate act of cleaning up after a sexual encounter. - Dave and Sam engage in sexually charged banter, with Dave expressing his desire to be inside Sam and Sam expressing her anticipation of their physical reunion.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave leads the conversation, sharing his experiences and feelings about his Adderall withdrawal, while Sam provides support and asks probing questions. - There is a tender dynamic as they discuss Sam's hormonal mood swings and her feelings of being all over the place, with Dave offering understanding and support. - The couple shares a playful and flirtatious dynamic, especially when discussing their upcoming movie night and the sexual innuendos that follow. - The conversation includes moments of vulnerability, particularly when Sam talks about her lack of confidence in her career and her struggles with morning routines. - There is an underlying current of longing and anticipation for their upcoming visit, with both expressing their desire to be together and their excitement for their movie plans.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine, I am well on my way to work" — Dave, setting a playful, affectionate tone. - "This week is so long. I just don't wanna do it anymore" — Sam, expressing her frustration and anxiety. - "I don’t think I told you actually. I know I didn’t tell you. But I stopped taking Adderall" — Dave, revealing his recent decision and its impact. - "I'm not submitting my application. I'm not smart enough" — Sam, expressing her self-doubt about her career. - "I don't know fuck all about resilience" — Sam, humorously admitting her lack of knowledge in a field she's being considered for. - "Let’s get stoned and watch it together!" — Dave, excitedly planning a romantic and intimate evening. - "I feel motivated but then can’t actually focus enough to get anything done" — Sam, reflecting on her hormonal mood swings. - "I love you so much" — Dave, ending the day on a tender and loving note.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - The ongoing discussion about Adderall and its effects will likely continue as Dave navigates his withdrawal and its impact on his daily life and relationship with Sam. - The potential job opportunity at Deloitte and Sam's hesitation will be a recurring topic as she weighs her career options. - The ethical debate about animal rescue and breeders, sparked by a post about Mother’s Day, suggests a deeper conversation will follow about the emotional and moral complexities of animal welfare. - The plans for their upcoming movie night, including getting stoned and watching 'The Big Lebowski,' set the stage for future romantic and intimate moments. - Sam's hormonal mood swings and the challenges she faces during her luteal phase will likely be a topic of support and understanding in the coming days.

MOOD MAP Playful banter → Concerned curiosity → Frustrated anxiety → Passionate intensity → Reflective longing → Tender affection

Daily briefing

Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    336

    61.0 fewer; previous daily average 397.0 (1 usable day out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    25

    7.0 fewer; previous daily average 32.0 (1 usable day out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 150 · 45% 186 · 55%
Average reply time 1m 52s (n=79) 1m 51s (n=78)
Conversation starts 1 of 1 · 100% 0 of 1 · 0%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 52s (n=79). 0% longer; pooled historical mean 1m 51s (1 usable day out of the previous 7; 97 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 1m 51s (n=78). 5% shorter; pooled historical mean 1m 57s (1 usable day out of the previous 7; 95 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; the same as the pooled historical share 100.0% (1 usable day out of the previous 7; 1 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 10m 13s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.9%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

Insufficient comparable history: five compatible historical days are required for descriptive alerts.

Conversation rhythm

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Signals in your messages

Share of all 336 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update76 · 23%
Humor74 · 22%
Frustration30 · 9%
Affection20 · 6%
Checking in18 · 5%

All other signals

Excitement18 · 5%
Disagreement16 · 5%
Flirting12 · 4%
Appreciation11 · 3%
Planning8 · 2%
Sexting5 · 1%
Request2 · 1%
Unmet need1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (48), Humor (27), Frustration (14), Affection (9), Checking in (9)
  • Sam Willis: Humor (47), Status update (28), Frustration (16), Affection (11), Excitement (10)

Tension and positive follow-ups

24 of 32 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (75%).

8 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 35s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

305 of 336 messages (90.8%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 139 / 150 92.7%
Sam Willis 166 / 186 89.2%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.84
Appreciation 0.78
Boundary setting 0.68
Checking in 0.71
Deep sharing 0.66
Disagreement 0.63
Emotional support 0.77
Encouragement 0.78
Excitement 0.83
Flirting 0.75
Frustration 0.69
Humor 0.70
Passive aggression 0.57
Planning 0.78
Request 0.57
Sexting 0.88
Status update 0.63
Unmet need 0.90
Vulnerability 0.63
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-13 16:57:05
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.

Affection

20 qualifying messages with affection signals | Qualifying average score: 0.85


[2026-05-07 09:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

Good night. I love you!!! 💕

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:42:00 PM] Dave

I love you so much

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 02:07:00 PM] Dave

I love you baby

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:42:00 PM] Dave

🥰

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[2026-05-07 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

John Goodman is a fucking legend ok

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
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[2026-05-07 07:05:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am well on my way to work I slept pretty well and I hope you did too I went to sleep thinking about you and I woke up thinking about you as usual, which I love And I am Don't really have much on my mind this morning I'm still trying to wake up and you know what I realized I don't think I told you actually I know I didn't tell you But I stopped taking Adderall like Four days ago, five days ago, I can't remember why I stopped. Oh, you know what I think because I so. Let's see I think it's a controlled substance so you can only so there's like a lot of fucking roll around getting refills So my doctor can only yell I have to call in every month and I have to drug tests and shit every six months or something and bunch of rules around it Lots of physicians don't even prescribe it anymore. They're just like no we don't do that because it's a hassle. So I was coming up so I monitored like my refill date which is that 27th every month and I'm really diligent about like we're getting my refills in same day not missing a day because it's like you know you take this medicine every day and then you end up like running out Or you know it's not like other shit where you can just get refill the same day whenever I guess it's the same day but anyway there's like you know I like to build up like a buffer right so Yeah, maybe I miss a day or two here or a day or two there but keep refilling you know on the exact same date I end up with like 10 or 15 pills extra so in case there's some kind of emergency where I got like so anyway, I really diligent about that same date every time And my doctor was on vacation last week or whatever so didn't get the refill. I was looking at the bottle of whatever I think. I just decided kind of on a whim to not take it one day and just see what happened. I see how bad I felt I didn't feel very bad And then like the second day like I know that usually the second day we really realize that I'm all over the place in my that I have taken it so I took it but I didn't take it a second day and it was OK Tired out of all over the place whatever Yeah, so like four or five days into it Kind of just like let's just have some side effects that I don't love Just like tension and typical stimulant side effects so let's think Right now See what that looks like I don't know. I think I may have done that out of you know. Like what would happen like I don't wanna Be prepared for Individuality that I can't get it anymore or out of it for some other reason So maybe so much that I should be taking Adderall So anyway, I may have not made any sense at all so let me know if you think I should continue taking care of Like I've been able to work OK concentrate stuff pretty good so you know what that's what it is. I think that's why because of the running thing. So taking Adderall or stimulant like if you're heart rate which makes running like a lot harder I've always kind of had that That battle there were running like building up the cardiovascular endurance. There's a lot harder so maybe that's what it was that I stopped taking. I'm trying to get back in running if I stop taking it if I get super healthy admire, I'm running again. Healthy Effects of holiday Stimulation You need for Adderall Anyway Heading to work love you miss you. You're beautiful and wonderful. Talented and I can't wait till you start getting a job offers grow up. Can't wait to hear your sweet voice OK bye

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-07 02:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love you

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[2026-05-07 02:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Nah. But I love you for always building me up ❤️ This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-05-07 09:11:00 AM] Dave

Lmao… I actually love all your yawning/grunting/groaning noises 🥰🤭

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-05-07 02:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Nah. But I love you for always building me up ❤️

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-05-07 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

😍😍

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-05-07 09:24:00 AM] Sam Willis

The person you love more than anything in life

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-05-07 06:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Mmmm you taste and feel so so amazing

Score: 0.81 | Confidence: 0.7565
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[2026-05-07 02:01:00 PM] Dave

You’re a badass to everyone else but yourself

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[2026-05-07 04:47:00 PM] Dave

Nope. You’re 100% right baby This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 04:47:00 PM] Dave

Nope. You’re 100% right baby

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[2026-05-07 04:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

No it needs to be dog related, of course

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-05-07 09:42:00 PM] Dave

NN Princess

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[2026-05-07 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

I hope you get a great night sleep ❤️

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[2026-05-07 04:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

And yes, Bear is adorable and perfect

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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Appreciation

11 qualifying messages with appreciation signals | Qualifying average score: 0.81


[2026-05-07 01:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

This was really sweet 😭😭

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahaha you’re welcome!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 11:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

You’re right. I’m sure you’re an amazing mixologist. Bc what CAN’T you do!!

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[2026-05-07 09:32:00 AM] Dave

Thanks…

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[2026-05-07 05:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok this is the best

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 09:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re so genius

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 09:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Workout was really good! I’m glad I went.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 02:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Nah. But I love you for always building me up ❤️ This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 09:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

You hustler you

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-07 09:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s cool!

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[2026-05-07 06:20:00 PM] Dave

Good job sweetie

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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Boundary setting

5 qualifying messages with boundary_setting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.68


[2026-05-07 09:13:00 AM] Dave

And no, not today

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[2026-05-07 09:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ummm you know I won’t This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-05-07 09:38:00 AM] Dave

This isn’t nam, we have rules here

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[2026-05-07 09:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ummm you know I won’t

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-07 04:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s actually a fabulous idea, but morally, I cannot

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Checking in

18 qualifying messages with checking_in signals | Qualifying average score: 0.73


[2026-05-07 09:34:00 PM] Dave

Oh! How was the workout?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 01:52:00 PM] Dave

Tell me about them!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 11:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

So did you go home after this appt or go back into the office?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 04:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Was just about to message you.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 09:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

How is your night going?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-05-07 10:51:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hope you felt some instant relief when you could pee! 😂

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-07 07:05:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am well on my way to work I slept pretty well and I hope you did too I went to sleep thinking about you and I woke up thinking about you as usual, which I love And I am Don't really have much on my mind this morning I'm still trying to wake up and you know what I realized I don't think I told you actually I know I didn't tell you But I stopped taking Adderall like Four days ago, five days ago, I can't remember why I stopped. Oh, you know what I think because I so. Let's see I think it's a controlled substance so you can only so there's like a lot of fucking roll around getting refills So my doctor can only yell I have to call in every month and I have to drug tests and shit every six months or something and bunch of rules around it Lots of physicians don't even prescribe it anymore. They're just like no we don't do that because it's a hassle. So I was coming up so I monitored like my refill date which is that 27th every month and I'm really diligent about like we're getting my refills in same day not missing a day because it's like you know you take this medicine every day and then you end up like running out Or you know it's not like other shit where you can just get refill the same day whenever I guess it's the same day but anyway there's like you know I like to build up like a buffer right so Yeah, maybe I miss a day or two here or a day or two there but keep refilling you know on the exact same date I end up with like 10 or 15 pills extra so in case there's some kind of emergency where I got like so anyway, I really diligent about that same date every time And my doctor was on vacation last week or whatever so didn't get the refill. I was looking at the bottle of whatever I think. I just decided kind of on a whim to not take it one day and just see what happened. I see how bad I felt I didn't feel very bad And then like the second day like I know that usually the second day we really realize that I'm all over the place in my that I have taken it so I took it but I didn't take it a second day and it was OK Tired out of all over the place whatever Yeah, so like four or five days into it Kind of just like let's just have some side effects that I don't love Just like tension and typical stimulant side effects so let's think Right now See what that looks like I don't know. I think I may have done that out of you know. Like what would happen like I don't wanna Be prepared for Individuality that I can't get it anymore or out of it for some other reason So maybe so much that I should be taking Adderall So anyway, I may have not made any sense at all so let me know if you think I should continue taking care of Like I've been able to work OK concentrate stuff pretty good so you know what that's what it is. I think that's why because of the running thing. So taking Adderall or stimulant like if you're heart rate which makes running like a lot harder I've always kind of had that That battle there were running like building up the cardiovascular endurance. There's a lot harder so maybe that's what it was that I stopped taking. I'm trying to get back in running if I stop taking it if I get super healthy admire, I'm running again. Healthy Effects of holiday Stimulation You need for Adderall Anyway Heading to work love you miss you. You're beautiful and wonderful. Talented and I can't wait till you start getting a job offers grow up. Can't wait to hear your sweet voice OK bye

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 11:41:00 AM] Dave

That’s all that matters

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.663
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[2026-05-07 02:16:00 PM] Dave

Is today massage day?

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-05-07 02:00:00 PM] Dave

Yes. Like I ALWAYS tell you 🙄.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-07 02:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Do you have anything going on the rest of the day?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-07 02:00:00 PM] Dave

Yes. Like I ALWAYS tell you 🙄. This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-05-07 09:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

That makes sense! And so you don’t lose all the little pieces!

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[2026-05-07 09:18:00 AM] Sam Willis

About this topic? Or in general?

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[2026-05-07 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

I freaking hope 🙏

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-07 09:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh yea bc he works for an auto shop or something right?

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[2026-05-07 09:36:00 AM] Dave

Donnie… please.

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[2026-05-07 01:55:00 PM] Dave

I’m sure it’s the same bunch of shit that we talked about yesterday or the day before

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Deep sharing

8 qualifying messages with deep_sharing signals | Qualifying average score: 0.68


[2026-05-07 05:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: They're coming off pretty well, but they're getting killed every single day because there's not enough space for them and once a puppy hits the age of about six months old it just gets like exponentially harder to adopt them out and then whenever dogs live their lives and shelters People don't understand the decompression period so they're just totally set up for failure. They live their whole lives and fucking a shelter. They need to decompress people don't give them the time to decompress people rush, introductions between them and another dog and the next thing you know they're returning them the next day because they got into a fight or they cut them up all night because the restless like until the humans stopped being complete pieces of shit then. Yeah, we're gonna continue having this problem so but backyard breeders are the ones that literally just had the fucking litters because they didn't do shit for their dogs or are they realize that they can make money off of it so they're getting rid of dogs charging people money but the dogs are completely not vetted and they're also not spayed or neutered have no vaccine so they're just perpetuating the cycle and yet getting people to pay the money that could've gone better to a rescue dog Breeders charge enormous fucking amount of money a lot of times again that could be going to rescue dogs. It's just too many dogs so then this leads into another ethical debate in the rescue community. Stay in a board. What should we do with pregnant mom dogs if we spay them while they're pregnant, it obviously awards all their babies. There are some people who are really really really fucking against that and then there are some people who are like we don't need more puppies. So we need to stay in a board and that's that's a huge debate. I see both sides for me. I can't handle the thought of a boarding full-term puppies like that makes me really fucking sad and pregnancies on dogs is like three months or something so by the time you even realize that they're pregnant they're pretty much later. So I struggle with that like I'm all for humans like to choose, but I also just can't imagine a human woman aborting a full-term human baby either so Yeah, let's see those are the big things but it's just it's just really such a problem and honestly at the end of the day it's gotten so bad and the whole United States we're never gonna adopt our way out of this This problem you have to stay in neuter and like so there's a bunch of rescue organizations that their whole mission is to go into low income communities and spay and neuter all these dogs because that they just there's just no other way there's people people are just not going to pay to spay and neuter their animals sometimes they don't have the money or they just don't care they think survival of the fittest. They let their dogs run free on the streets and so the best thing you can do is just catch him and. Get them bedded and then put them back to their shitty ass owners so

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 11:30:00 AM] Sam Willis

Also. I haven’t had a White Russian in like 15 yrs

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.629
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[2026-05-07 09:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

It had to have been someone’s tooth and they ate it

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[2026-05-07 04:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m surprised ppl don’t make little gifts like getting their dogs faces on a Rubik’s cube so then they are even more motivated to crack it

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-07 04:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I'm gonna try not to raise my voice cause when I get passionate about something I raise my voice and it sounds like a yelling and I'm not gonna yell But Oh God, I get real like legit so Until OK, let me back up. Some states are better than others. Some states though are in complete crisis mode Arizona's one Texas is another California like there's a lot of really shitty fucking states and a lot of them will say that they're no kill. They're not in order to say that you're no kill you can like stay under certain threshold a certain percentage of how many dogs you fucking euthanize every fucking year. So the no kill label is actual fucking bullshit so the reason why rescues are so against breeders is one rescues are not for profit getting people to pay the adoption fee, which literally doesn't even cover the medical the food the supplies that you need for Rescue dogs like the adoption fee doesn't cover it if people still wanna fucking bitch I'm not to mention nobody's getting paid yet. Then you have backyard breeders who are lazy fucks who just didn't freaking spay or neuter their dogs because they're lazy. Then they're trying to charge money for oops litters Basically that the supply of dogs in this country far outweighs the demand and so there's no need for breeding at all if like until we can get the supply and demand to be leveled out again and literally Tens of thousands of dogs are getting killed perfectly healthy young great dogs are getting killed

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-07 09:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

You of such little faith!! We quote it all the time in my family chat. We watch the movie together all the time.

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[2026-05-07 09:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

You of such little faith!! We quote it all the time in my family chat. We watch the movie together all the time. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-07 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

Big Lebowski is one of my top 3s

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Disagreement

16 qualifying messages with disagreement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.65


[2026-05-07 09:29:00 AM] Dave

And that guy has been around forever. He’s a self-help guru, not a clinician or scientist. And while I don’t think he’s an idiot or malicious or anything like that, I do get a vibe that he just… says… shit as if it’s scientific fact without much regard for whether or not it actually is.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 09:16:00 AM] Dave

Idk how I feel about that not give a fuck guy. Like, some of what he says makes sense and is backed up by science… but I feel like some of it he just makes up and claims it’s fact.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 04:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s actually a fabulous idea, but morally, I cannot

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[2026-05-07 04:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

EW

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[2026-05-07 04:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

Backyard breeding-fuck no

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[2026-05-07 05:30:00 PM] Dave

When I say “breeder” I mean responsible, ethical operations - not idiots who don’t neuter.

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[2026-05-07 04:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

In a perfect world, no. In today’s reality, absolutely

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[2026-05-07 04:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

Legitimate, registered breeders are…tolerable.

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[2026-05-07 04:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

WE DO NOT SUPPORT BREEDERS

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[2026-05-07 04:41:00 PM] Dave

What’s wrong with breeders? Bear wouldn’t be a wonderful member of my loving family without a breeder

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[2026-05-07 05:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

I figured. Which is better, but I still struggle with someone making a profit off selling dogs when there’s thousands sitting in cages waiting for a home.

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[2026-05-07 04:47:00 PM] Dave

Breeders go against everything rescue stands for This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-05-07 04:43:00 PM] Dave

Does it though?

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[2026-05-07 09:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

You did not!

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[2026-05-07 04:47:00 PM] Dave

Breeders go against everything rescue stands for

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[2026-05-07 04:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Breeding goes against everything rescue stands for

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Emotional support

12 qualifying messages with emotional_support signals | Qualifying average score: 0.77


[2026-05-07 04:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hope you had a good nap!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

I hope you get a great night sleep ❤️

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 09:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

Good night. I love you!!! 💕

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-05-07 09:35:00 PM] Dave

And I hope you have a great massage

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 02:07:00 PM] Dave

I love you baby

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-05-07 02:04:00 PM] Dave

It’s true

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 02:04:00 PM] Dave

It’s true This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-05-07 02:01:00 PM] Dave

You’re a badass to everyone else but yourself This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-05-07 02:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’ll already be asleep by the time I start 😭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-07 07:05:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am well on my way to work I slept pretty well and I hope you did too I went to sleep thinking about you and I woke up thinking about you as usual, which I love And I am Don't really have much on my mind this morning I'm still trying to wake up and you know what I realized I don't think I told you actually I know I didn't tell you But I stopped taking Adderall like Four days ago, five days ago, I can't remember why I stopped. Oh, you know what I think because I so. Let's see I think it's a controlled substance so you can only so there's like a lot of fucking roll around getting refills So my doctor can only yell I have to call in every month and I have to drug tests and shit every six months or something and bunch of rules around it Lots of physicians don't even prescribe it anymore. They're just like no we don't do that because it's a hassle. So I was coming up so I monitored like my refill date which is that 27th every month and I'm really diligent about like we're getting my refills in same day not missing a day because it's like you know you take this medicine every day and then you end up like running out Or you know it's not like other shit where you can just get refill the same day whenever I guess it's the same day but anyway there's like you know I like to build up like a buffer right so Yeah, maybe I miss a day or two here or a day or two there but keep refilling you know on the exact same date I end up with like 10 or 15 pills extra so in case there's some kind of emergency where I got like so anyway, I really diligent about that same date every time And my doctor was on vacation last week or whatever so didn't get the refill. I was looking at the bottle of whatever I think. I just decided kind of on a whim to not take it one day and just see what happened. I see how bad I felt I didn't feel very bad And then like the second day like I know that usually the second day we really realize that I'm all over the place in my that I have taken it so I took it but I didn't take it a second day and it was OK Tired out of all over the place whatever Yeah, so like four or five days into it Kind of just like let's just have some side effects that I don't love Just like tension and typical stimulant side effects so let's think Right now See what that looks like I don't know. I think I may have done that out of you know. Like what would happen like I don't wanna Be prepared for Individuality that I can't get it anymore or out of it for some other reason So maybe so much that I should be taking Adderall So anyway, I may have not made any sense at all so let me know if you think I should continue taking care of Like I've been able to work OK concentrate stuff pretty good so you know what that's what it is. I think that's why because of the running thing. So taking Adderall or stimulant like if you're heart rate which makes running like a lot harder I've always kind of had that That battle there were running like building up the cardiovascular endurance. There's a lot harder so maybe that's what it was that I stopped taking. I'm trying to get back in running if I stop taking it if I get super healthy admire, I'm running again. Healthy Effects of holiday Stimulation You need for Adderall Anyway Heading to work love you miss you. You're beautiful and wonderful. Talented and I can't wait till you start getting a job offers grow up. Can't wait to hear your sweet voice OK bye

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-05-07 05:24:00 PM] Dave

Yeah I totally get it.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-07 01:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yay luteal phase. I’m feeling all kinds of ways today 🙄🙄

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Encouragement

6 qualifying messages with encouragement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.78


[2026-05-07 09:37:00 PM] Dave

That’s awesome!

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[2026-05-07 02:01:00 PM] Dave

You’re a badass to everyone else but yourself

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[2026-05-07 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

THIS IS THE BEST IDEA YOU’VE EVER HAD!!!!!!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-05-07 06:15:00 PM] Dave

But you’re gonna do it anyway!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 04:51:00 PM] Dave

Oh no, I still want the rant

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[2026-05-07 11:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

Let’s see how you do 🤪

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Excitement

18 qualifying messages with excitement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.83


[2026-05-07 09:44:00 AM] Dave

And I’ll make White Russians

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

Omgggggggg yassssssssss

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:45:00 AM] Dave

Me too!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

I AM SO EXCITED

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

YOU’RE GONNA BE RICH!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:45:00 AM] Dave

This made the trip 😌

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 10:49:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ahhh I’m so so soooo excited for you to be here!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:46:00 AM] Dave

I can’t wait!!

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7735
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

THIS IS THE BEST IDEA YOU’VE EVER HAD!!!!!!!!

Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

I am going to watch it again this weekend

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 10:55:00 AM] Dave

Omg it was sooo good

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:36:00 AM] Dave

But they’re sooo good

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 06:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Cannot wait

Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.731
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 06:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Eeeee!!!!

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:38:00 AM] Dave

You know how good I am at crafting things

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:38:00 AM] Dave

Trust me… they are on point

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 05:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

And they just keep coming!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Workout was really good! I’m glad I went.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


Flirting

12 qualifying messages with flirting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.77


[2026-05-07 09:30:00 AM] Dave

You already have the best vagina I’ve ever tasted 🤤🤤🤤

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 06:18:00 PM] Dave

Mmmmm I can’t wait to drag my tongue between your lips to find your clit to suck on

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 06:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Mmmm you taste and feel so so amazing

Score: 0.89 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 06:16:00 PM] Dave

I cannot wait to be inside you

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7989999999999999
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 06:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Or was it not until we started making out 😍

Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 06:15:00 PM] Dave

I’ll be seeing you naked in about 30 days 🤭

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 06:17:00 PM] Dave

So do you 🤤

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s so sexy

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:42:00 PM] Dave

NN Princess

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:19:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hmmm. Maybe. How do you know him? 😜

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:26:00 AM] Sam Willis

Is it though? 😂

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:19:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hmmm. Maybe. How do you know him? 😜 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


Frustration

30 qualifying messages with frustration signals | Qualifying average score: 0.70


[2026-05-07 09:35:00 AM] Dave

Stfu

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:13:00 AM] Sam Willis

God damnit!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:49:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh you are such a shit

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 05:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Jesus Christ OK last thing I'm not saying that people are shitty because they don't spare their dogs, but I do think that it is a at this point it's a lack of education and then if you are educated on how bad the problem is right now and you still don't do it then it's irresponsible in my opinion so I'll still call him shit Anyway, and rant for a moment

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 05:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fucker

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:49:00 AM] Dave

Not so funny anymore?? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 07:50:00 PM] Dave

I completely forgot

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 06:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Godddddd I don’t wanna go to the gym

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 07:50:00 PM] Dave

Ugh

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:12:00 PM] Dave

Apparently this particular procedure is commonly a pita because you have to keep the parts separate and in order.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I'm gonna try not to raise my voice cause when I get passionate about something I raise my voice and it sounds like a yelling and I'm not gonna yell But Oh God, I get real like legit so Until OK, let me back up. Some states are better than others. Some states though are in complete crisis mode Arizona's one Texas is another California like there's a lot of really shitty fucking states and a lot of them will say that they're no kill. They're not in order to say that you're no kill you can like stay under certain threshold a certain percentage of how many dogs you fucking euthanize every fucking year. So the no kill label is actual fucking bullshit so the reason why rescues are so against breeders is one rescues are not for profit getting people to pay the adoption fee, which literally doesn't even cover the medical the food the supplies that you need for Rescue dogs like the adoption fee doesn't cover it if people still wanna fucking bitch I'm not to mention nobody's getting paid yet. Then you have backyard breeders who are lazy fucks who just didn't freaking spay or neuter their dogs because they're lazy. Then they're trying to charge money for oops litters Basically that the supply of dogs in this country far outweighs the demand and so there's no need for breeding at all if like until we can get the supply and demand to be leveled out again and literally Tens of thousands of dogs are getting killed perfectly healthy young great dogs are getting killed

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-07 01:56:00 PM] Dave

And this gd week never ending

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 01:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

I feel motivated but then can’t actually focus enough to get anything done

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 02:16:00 PM] Dave

Noooooope

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 01:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Stuck

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 10:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

God damnit. Alison already messaged HR too to “personally give her referral”

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

So who the hell knows

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 10:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

I DON’T DO RECOVERY AND RESILIENCE!!!!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Are we going to fight? 😒

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

One that I never have to see or talk to, preferably

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 01:55:00 PM] Dave

I’m sure it’s the same bunch of shit that we talked about yesterday or the day before

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:26:00 PM] Dave

Or if it makes you feel better: Not enough to make you want to stay in Phoenix

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:38:00 AM] Dave

MARK IT FUCKING ZERO

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 02:36:00 PM] Dave

Damn that’s late af!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 07:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea I keep forgetting too

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:38:00 AM] Dave

Omg and then The Jesus

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:35:00 PM] Dave

No market

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sigh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:37:00 PM] Dave

If I was THAT creative, I’D be rich

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

I just can’t

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


Humor

74 qualifying messages with humor signals | Qualifying average score: 0.71


[2026-05-07 09:39:00 AM] Dave

Lmao… that movie was so ridiculous

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 10:51:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hope you felt some instant relief when you could pee! 😂

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

lol the front desk girl 😂

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 01:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

Maybe to other ppl, I seem easy going and chill!?!! 😂😂

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahaha I see what you did there

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 02:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Listen to how old we are 😂

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahaha you’re welcome!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahaha I see what you did there This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:37:00 AM] Dave

You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

Finnneeeee

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

LOLLLLL

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

lmaooo

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s where you come in 😂

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:39:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahaha I’m totally kidding

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:50:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m cackling

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:35:00 AM] Dave

I almost used that reference on you recently and was like, ehhhh.. she won’t get it

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

🤣🤣

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

Let’s see how you do 🤪

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:50:00 PM] Dave

lol, nope.. not about this

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

$10k lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

Never say that again 💀💀💀

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:35:00 PM] Dave

Looks like you already nailed it lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:14:00 PM] Dave

How much of pay cut are you willing to take lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:31:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh puh leaseeeeee This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

Listen. Probiotics ARE actually good for you though 🤪

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

I had no idea you (as a man) are so happy to be married 🤪

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:37:00 AM] Dave

Ha!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 05:49:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:50:00 AM] Dave

Don’t worry, I’ll never say it again… For both our sake lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

And Layla was the only one licking

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

And is fucking talking about Vietnam constantly 🤣🤣

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 05:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

HAHAHA

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:46:00 AM] Dave

😜

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:47:00 AM] Dave

I also can’t wait to eat your Walter

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 05:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

A-HEM This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:42:00 PM] Dave

😅

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Are you trying to get out of that? 😂

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:47:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So I repeat, you're welcome for sending you a gift about John Goodman when talking about my vagina cause that's what led all this so You're welcome

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 05:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

A-HEM

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:48:00 AM] Dave

Hehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

Fucking Classic

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 05:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

I fucking KNEW you were going to say some shit

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:26:00 AM] Sam Willis

Is it though? 😂

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 06:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Might be geared more towards women 😂😅

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

No the absolute best part is when he spills out the ashes back on the Dude

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 01:54:00 PM] Dave

So… same as usual?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 01:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahahaha

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok Mr creative - make us rich, please

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:36:00 PM] Dave

Like just… anything? lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 01:45:00 PM] Dave

Hahahahhaa

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

AND!! Don’t you want my vagina to be healthy?!?! 🤣

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:39:00 AM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:31:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh puh leaseeeeee

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 10:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

Is it gonna pick up our naked rendezvous gummies. Hehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 07:50:00 PM] Dave

Thanks for the reminder lol

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:13:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:39:00 AM] Sam Willis

And leave you alone to roam my house??? Pfftt

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:16:00 PM] Dave

So, not quite rich, but I’ll take it lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

That was too easy

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:39:00 AM] Sam Willis

My house will be so empty lol.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:41:00 PM] Dave

🤷‍♂️

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

You suck lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

Nopeeee lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:24:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:39:00 AM] Sam Willis

And leave you alone to roam my house??? Pfftt This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

I mean. It’ll be cozy in the spaces that I am in every day lol but that’s it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

You’re right. I’m sure you’re an amazing mixologist. Bc what CAN’T you do!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

Side note: I said we quote Big Lebowski often in the family chat…exhibit A lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:24:00 PM] Dave

This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

I would need a sugar daddy to be able to afford it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:15:00 AM] Dave

lol… exercise, eat well, blurbrbllr

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:36:00 AM] Dave

But they’re sooo good

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 05:37:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: I knew that you knew I was gonna do that

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:38:00 PM] Dave

What about dog tinder. But like mostly serious for breeding?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


Passive aggression

2 qualifying messages with passive_aggression signals | Qualifying average score: 0.60


[2026-05-07 09:49:00 AM] Dave

Not so funny anymore?? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:49:00 AM] Dave

Not so funny anymore??

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:


Planning

8 qualifying messages with planning signals | Qualifying average score: 0.78


[2026-05-07 07:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh don’t forget this Sunday is Mother’s Day….

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:41:00 AM] Dave

Let’s get stoned and watch it together!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:41:00 AM] Dave

No! Let’s watch it together

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

A little cozy movie date night! Yasssss

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 11:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ah I have an eye appt when you’re in town that I need to move lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

So we need something to market to ppl that they’ll pay for!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

Gonna work on that this weekend

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 09:10:00 PM] Dave

Pretty good. I’m working on modeling this thing Dominic and I are going to sell. Dk if I told you about it…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


Request

2 qualifying messages with request signals | Qualifying average score: 0.65


[2026-05-07 10:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

Drug analysis??

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 10:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK, so you know that that job at Deloitte that I sent you yesterday well I didn't mean for Alison to talk to the guy about me taking that role but I guess she did and I'm like bro I don't know fuck all about resilience like she's already like OK you know once she used to meet your application he'll reach out and not bro. I'm not submitting my application like what I don't wanna do that. I'm not smart enough. And it's talking about backups I hate backups so we've already discussed. This is like my least everything in the world, but I was just saying like in general is there something else in this department that like you know might be a good fit so that I feel bad so that's like a later same problem. Not dealing with it right now I came in and there's already like insider stuff on fire, which is interesting but yeah But no, I got on here is because OK. You know how Christian you know how Christian just completely had to get a whole new freaking engine assembly like $13,000 whatever OK and then last week he feels like the engine is like stalling and like maybe there's transmission issues so we took it in on Monday and they were test driving it trying to see what he was talking about and they freaking ran over debris. They had to fix all of his shit so he went and got back his car yesterday they couldn't find anything wrong with it. And they fixed the stuff that they messed up for free, but we're like yeah we don't we don't know what we were talking about blah blah blah so then this morning he goes to the gym and he called or he texted me and it was like please call me. It's important and I'm like that stresses me out. I'm like why don't you just call me? I was thinking you got into an accident. Luckily he didn't but he said I was going to the gym this morning and I started recording because Sorry, Allison texted and got distracted so I started recording because it started doing the same thing again we like it just had no like giddyup it was like stalling. It was like barely going. He's like so that was on the way to the gym then I start my car after the gym and it starts alerting it says engine failure, power reduced service now. And so he could only get it to go up to 40 miles an hour and he drove it directly to the to the dealership this morning. He's still there and I was like what the fuck I'm like that is asinine like absolutely ass mine. These people are idiots and your pain out the ass but anyway so I just thought that was interesting. OK bye

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


Sexting

5 qualifying messages with sexting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.88


[2026-05-07 06:18:00 PM] Dave

Mmmmm I can’t wait to drag my tongue between your lips to find your clit to suck on

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 06:16:00 PM] Dave

I cannot wait to be inside you

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-07 06:15:00 PM] Dave

I’ll be seeing you naked in about 30 days 🤭

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[2026-05-07 09:37:00 AM] Dave

You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry?

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-05-07 06:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Mmmm you taste and feel so so amazing

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
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Status update

76 qualifying messages with status_update signals | Qualifying average score: 0.63


[2026-05-07 01:24:00 PM] Dave

Yeah I’m pretty much done for the week

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-05-07 02:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

430 gym (if I go) and massage at 815!! I’ll totally fall asleep

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[2026-05-07 01:24:00 PM] Dave

By “pretty much”, I mean “entirely”

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[2026-05-07 09:12:00 PM] Dave

Apparently this particular procedure is commonly a pita because you have to keep the parts separate and in order.

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[2026-05-07 09:10:00 PM] Dave

Pretty good. I’m working on modeling this thing Dominic and I are going to sell. Dk if I told you about it…

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 09:37:00 PM] Dave

You’re gonna sleep so good tonight after the without and massage

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 04:12:00 PM] Dave

Nap ✅

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[2026-05-07 09:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

It was focusing on mobility so it was good to stretch and shit that I never normally do lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 09:15:00 PM] Dave

1629 likes on the question…

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 07:05:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am well on my way to work I slept pretty well and I hope you did too I went to sleep thinking about you and I woke up thinking about you as usual, which I love And I am Don't really have much on my mind this morning I'm still trying to wake up and you know what I realized I don't think I told you actually I know I didn't tell you But I stopped taking Adderall like Four days ago, five days ago, I can't remember why I stopped. Oh, you know what I think because I so. Let's see I think it's a controlled substance so you can only so there's like a lot of fucking roll around getting refills So my doctor can only yell I have to call in every month and I have to drug tests and shit every six months or something and bunch of rules around it Lots of physicians don't even prescribe it anymore. They're just like no we don't do that because it's a hassle. So I was coming up so I monitored like my refill date which is that 27th every month and I'm really diligent about like we're getting my refills in same day not missing a day because it's like you know you take this medicine every day and then you end up like running out Or you know it's not like other shit where you can just get refill the same day whenever I guess it's the same day but anyway there's like you know I like to build up like a buffer right so Yeah, maybe I miss a day or two here or a day or two there but keep refilling you know on the exact same date I end up with like 10 or 15 pills extra so in case there's some kind of emergency where I got like so anyway, I really diligent about that same date every time And my doctor was on vacation last week or whatever so didn't get the refill. I was looking at the bottle of whatever I think. I just decided kind of on a whim to not take it one day and just see what happened. I see how bad I felt I didn't feel very bad And then like the second day like I know that usually the second day we really realize that I'm all over the place in my that I have taken it so I took it but I didn't take it a second day and it was OK Tired out of all over the place whatever Yeah, so like four or five days into it Kind of just like let's just have some side effects that I don't love Just like tension and typical stimulant side effects so let's think Right now See what that looks like I don't know. I think I may have done that out of you know. Like what would happen like I don't wanna Be prepared for Individuality that I can't get it anymore or out of it for some other reason So maybe so much that I should be taking Adderall So anyway, I may have not made any sense at all so let me know if you think I should continue taking care of Like I've been able to work OK concentrate stuff pretty good so you know what that's what it is. I think that's why because of the running thing. So taking Adderall or stimulant like if you're heart rate which makes running like a lot harder I've always kind of had that That battle there were running like building up the cardiovascular endurance. There's a lot harder so maybe that's what it was that I stopped taking. I'm trying to get back in running if I stop taking it if I get super healthy admire, I'm running again. Healthy Effects of holiday Stimulation You need for Adderall Anyway Heading to work love you miss you. You're beautiful and wonderful. Talented and I can't wait till you start getting a job offers grow up. Can't wait to hear your sweet voice OK bye

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 09:11:00 PM] Dave

It’s a tray you put engine parts in

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 04:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

I will voice message soon

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-07 08:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Good morning have I told you yet this week how much I fucking hate morning God This week is so long I just don't wanna do it anymore Really don't Also this 7:15 AM daily stand-up bullshit, which is only three days a week but still 715. I don't want to talk at 7:15 in the morning while I'm typically driving to work about what I have going on for the day and try to act all chipper. And like social like I give a fuck, I just don't All of us also I have to stop somewhere and get breakfast for the office Rachel and I go back-and-forth every month every month and bring in breakfast. It's my turn. I don't know what the fuck to bring in the only thing that comes to mine is bagels and I don't even think anybody gives a shit about bagels, but I mean I like them, but I don't know what ticket. Like Rachel brought in donuts last time I brought in kolache's last time before that and now like I think I did Chick-fil-A before that so like what else is there I mean, we just go round and round so if you have any ideas I did not know that you got off of that at all and so I should probably know this, but and I take it. It's not like this, but if I just stop taking my. Antidepressant or anxiety meds, cold turkey I go insane like it's not good and it's real bad for you to not wean yourself off so I take it. Adderall is not like that and you can just stop taking it. And not like really suffer cause like that's good I mean, I guess I haven't noticed anything different in the past few days I mean except for it seems like you're getting more work done which is funny because that's like one of the main reason to take Adderall right is to be able to focus and it seems like you're doing just fine without that but I don't know it's hard to tell. I'm not actually physically with you and I don't know how you are in the evenings or how you have been. Sometimes I'm yawning and grunting and sniffing and Making all these noises and I'm like oh wait like I am voice messaging you and like you're gonna hear all this and then it's like oh fuck it it is what it is Anyway, I hope you're having a good morning Are you talking to them? What's her name? I wanna say Gwendolyn it's not Gwendolyn it's What's your therapist name anyway are you talking to her today? Why do I want to say Gwendolyn? It's not that This is gonna bother me Anyway, you're probably like the actual name I'll figure it out that pisses me off anyway OK it's focus so I'm listening to Mark Manson, the guy who wrote the art of not giving fuck Latest episode is about Managing anxiety and the things that like the things that don't work all the way down to like the things actually do work, of course starting with the don't work or don't really work the way that we think they're working but anyway alcohol course is number one like that like negative, works to manager anxiety the next one that was magnesium And it was like you know studies are not consistent. They're kind of all over the place. None of them have been very good yet to like really know what this is. How being anxiety like yes magnesium you need to have but is it actually good for anxiety maybe not And then the next one was journaling, which I get cause it's talking about like Jours it depends on what you're journaling but if you're just like brain dumping all your worries and all you're an anxious thoughts and you're just kind of reaffirming you're an anxious thoughts like it's just letting you ruminate even more Which I mean, I guess not as far as I know the number one thing is gonna be like fucking Yeah, it's gonna be like exercise Exercise get enough sleep Email Whatever All right I've done enough completely fucking ram rambling. I still can't think of your therapist name. It's gonna piss me off. Geraldine OK goddamnit all right bye

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 09:21:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh btw I bought the probiotics last night lmao. Targeted. They already came in and they’re fucking horse pills

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-07 11:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hehe

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Guess I’m staying in Phoenix!!!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 09:00:00 AM] Dave

Whoa whoa whoa… you hate mornings?!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 09:13:00 AM] Dave

Back at it next week

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
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[2026-05-07 09:15:00 AM] Dave

lol Geraldine

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[2026-05-07 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

“Major leadership role”

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

A rescue is hiring an adoptions manager

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 11:44:00 AM] Dave

Home ofc

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[2026-05-07 11:38:00 AM] Dave

You can go to it

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[2026-05-07 10:50:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yea Samir is already on board with us retiring the insider standard lol

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[2026-05-07 09:30:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yea but I think his podcast now, he has another dude that does all the research. Science stuff.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 02:00:00 PM] Dave

Oh nvm

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[2026-05-07 06:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

OK ok I’m going

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[2026-05-07 09:40:00 PM] Dave

You said Laylas mouth was fine right

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[2026-05-07 09:10:00 AM] Dave

So the other thing with adderall is that it can make it too easy to focus on the wrong things 😅

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
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[2026-05-07 09:32:00 AM] Dave

Wellll great. Now you vagina=John Goodman

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
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[2026-05-07 09:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

Not Einsteins?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
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[2026-05-07 09:25:00 AM] Dave

It’s just another one of the endearing 1726384 reasons I love you

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
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[2026-05-07 11:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

Bc they’re moving out and I don’t want to buy new shit until I move

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 09:01:00 AM] Dave

Ohhh no AND you gotta get food?! Ugh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
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[2026-05-07 09:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

Shittttt

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 02:16:00 PM] Dave

Do you?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 09:41:00 AM] Dave

And eat Oreos

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 09:22:00 AM] Dave

I see ads and I’m always like, who just buys shit like this because it pops up in front of them…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 09:24:00 AM] Sam Willis

THAT’S WHO

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
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[2026-05-07 09:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ewwww

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[2026-05-07 04:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

For real for real - how much do you think the rescue adoption managers actually make?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 02:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Nicolette. Works here at Schwab in audit

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 09:01:00 AM] Dave

I fucking hate trying to do a meeting on the road

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 09:12:00 AM] Dave

Gaylin

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
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[2026-05-07 09:13:00 PM] Dave

Well now that Dominic is getting millions of views on TT, lots of people are asking him where he got that thing….

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 02:00:00 PM] Dave

Who is that?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 10:46:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh wow, that's that's pretty interesting I can't believe like there was no indications of that yesterday or whenever they drove it and then all of a sudden it's like bam and failure again At least he was recording though and he's got it there now and it's like they're gonna be able to see everything hopefully What it's doing I got to pee so badly I'm on my way to the doctors office cause I gotta do a drug analysis So I'm like fucking dying and over Piece of don't pee and they're not able to hear So yeah Right So hopefully what the fuck what's going on? Let me know. So Also, I was gonna tell you one I can't fucking wait to watch the big Lebowski with you. That is literally one of the movies that like shaped my personality. When I was younger, and I've watched it 100 times But also, so Eric had his meeting with Sameer yesterday and Allison already miss HR So Allison works at Deloitte I guess AnyWho, so Eric had his meeting with Sameer and it was really good. He's super interested in resilience in our space so we're probably gonna get busier. He wants to do some real risk management type stuff rather than whatever it is we're gonna do it now. And he's he's Eric said it seems like what he's doing is kind of analyzing. He's not making any major changes or anything, but he's just seeing that he's got the right people on the right places. Right now and kind of trying to get an idea feel whatever everybody's doing so I think That might be a good time for you to cause you've got a meeting coming up with him if I remember correctly, so it'll probably be a good time to talk about consolidating the inside a wrist standard program whatever that you've been talking about you're probably like that So there's that Then, as far as resilience goes, I mean you could like you don't really need to know anything to do. I'm sure you could do it like he just let you know what resilience means right like that's pretty much. It would act like if this happens. You know what Do we have an option place to keep going and you know that you'll need to know if they're like I don't know then obviously they don't do it OK, get ready

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-07 04:24:00 PM] Dave

65k

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 09:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ummm you know I won’t This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 01:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Blahhh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 09:24:00 AM] Sam Willis

😒

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
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[2026-05-07 06:20:00 PM] Dave

But definitely on crazy night

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[2026-05-07 09:09:00 AM] Dave

I’ve missed a day of adderall because I just forgot to take it before I left a couple of times over the years and I pretty much felt like reality was completely unraveling lol. I couldn’t keep my eyes open, I couldn’t concentrate on ANYTHING, my balance was off… lol. But this time, none of that. A little tiredness. But come to think of it, I actually did kind of inadvertently ween myself off of it… My normal dose is extended release. So once a day, and it releases gradually throughout. I also have instant release that I keep on hand to use as needed if I get too much of a lull between XR releases. Anyway, for the last couple weeks I’d been taking the IR because I’d built up a pretty big reserve of it, and my reserve of XR was dwindling - like I mentioned in my message. So by taking the IR, I’d get a does in the morning and then usually be fine with that for the day, so that effectively halved my daily dose, which perhaps was enough of a weening…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 10:59:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 04:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://instagram.com/ Instagram Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 09:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

No. It is so weird

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 09:16:00 PM] Dave

If half of those people bought one for $20 that’s 16,280

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 06:19:00 PM] Dave

I don’t think so on crazy date night

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 11:39:00 AM] Sam Willis

Like literally. The rooms

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 09:00:00 AM] Dave

That’s the first I’m hearing of this…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
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[2026-05-07 09:12:00 PM] Dave

Somebody that used to work there made this thing and printed them for a few a people.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 11:38:00 AM] Dave

You can go to it This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:


[2026-05-07 04:24:00 PM] Dave

65k This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 09:01:00 AM] Dave

Get Panera bengals

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


[2026-05-07 09:19:00 PM] Dave

So I’ve been modeling that

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 11:40:00 AM] Dave

Oh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 11:36:00 AM] Dave

It has been quite a while for me too

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 04:38:00 PM] Dave

Oh

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[2026-05-07 01:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

I mean…it ebbs and flows lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-05-07 09:02:00 AM] Dave

All cinnamon crunch

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[2026-05-07 01:55:00 PM] Dave

Yeah

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[2026-05-07 05:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://www.instagram.com/pittiehoarder/reel/DQ3JsHbgoRP/ Pittiehoarder on Instagram 2M views, 332K likes, 4,784 comments: "Auntie Peach is obsessed with h...

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-05-07 09:11:00 AM] Dave

Like… not work things

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
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[2026-05-07 12:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

I haven’t focused at all today. Geezzzzz. I’m all over the place

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
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[2026-05-07 09:34:00 AM] Dave

Then I guess it’s fitting 😘

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[2026-05-07 09:35:00 AM] Dave

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.


Unmet need

1 qualifying messages with unmet_need signals | Qualifying average score: 0.90


[2026-05-07 01:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Feel like I want to do a million things but have no energy to do so

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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Vulnerability

13 qualifying messages with vulnerability signals | Qualifying average score: 0.67


[2026-05-07 09:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

You never tell me anything. 😔

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-07 11:36:00 AM] Sam Willis

I will have to trust you and your booze making skills….

Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.6715
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[2026-05-07 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m going to be VERY sad when he dies

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-07 09:50:00 AM] Dave

Yeah I’m barely keeping together

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[2026-05-07 02:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

Me wondering if ppl see me as an easy going, non crazy person

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[2026-05-07 09:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Alright baby. I’m just waiting to head to my massage. I’m already soooo tired. I’m definitely going to fall asleep lol

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[2026-05-07 01:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yay luteal phase. I’m feeling all kinds of ways today 🙄🙄

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-07 06:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Did you get hard around me on date night or crazy night when we were just hanging out? Lol

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[2026-05-07 04:38:00 PM] Dave

Damn, okkkkk

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[2026-05-07 01:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sad

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[2026-05-07 01:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Anxious

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[2026-05-07 01:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t even know

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[2026-05-07 02:01:00 PM] Dave

You’re a badass to everyone else but yourself This message responded to an earlier message.

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