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2026-04-18

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[2026-04-18 08:28:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I started texting you and I was like wait and just message you except Lexi's being a fucking asshole and barking Eltons underneath the bed hiding from her dumb ass and so she's Staring underneath the bed barking at him I'll be back there. She is OK calm down OK which leads me to the thing I was going to talk about I am so torn till I get up and do I go on like an hour and a half W ALK I can't say the word otherwise they're gonna freak the fuck out do I do that and exercise them and myself And get them worn out from that or do I drive in the 20+ minutes to DAYCAREI also can't say that but the day place For them to play around all day and then I can bed rot which sounds really amazing but it's a 20+ drive 20+ minute drive each way so let's just even say that's also an hour ordeal I'm really torn. I'm so tired though in bed riding sounds really amazing. It's basically do I spend $105 but be able to bedrock and do whatever I want today or do I suck it up and do like 90 minutes of exercise And save the money but not have freedom all day. I'm so torn. I'll be right back.
[2026-04-18 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: My dogs are assholes like for real anyway I hope you had a good time at the gym. I could hear it raining in the background. That sounds amazing and also definitely like a good bed riding day. Anyway, I slept OK I wasn't nearly as bad as the night before, but I think it's still got up twice and I'm still up Way earlier than I wanna be, but what Anyway, yeah, we can just share a notes Thingy for our list I think that makes the most sense easy Peezy right we already have shared notes I think anyway That's weird. It's not showing up though the transcript it's really weird. I wonder that makes me think that there's like other transcripts missing because I remember I asked the chat the ass chat thingy I asked it something that I know we've definitely talked about before. And it didn't pick it up, but I can't remember what it was. It was that day I was testing it but anyway. God, I'm just brain dead I'm still kind of torn on what to do Maybe I do drive them in That requires me to get up though too so hard anyway OK, well I'm quite worthless as you can tell but I love you and You're adorable how you said that you hope I hope I had like the best night sleep ever and I woke up super productive. Oh that's a funny one. Yeah I woke up and I jumped out of bed. Never a day in my life have I. Willingly Excitedly jumped out of bed, ready to start my day, literally ever that does not exist in my body Anyway OK, well I'm trying not to feel guilty about wanting to be worthless today. I'm trying to tell myself that I deserve a day of rest even if I was gone Sunday, Monday and Tuesday and I rested then I still deserve a day of rest. That's a very hard thing to convince myself, but OK, what else do you have going on today? Maybe maybe you don't really have plans maybe the day is just open for you to do whatever you want to do which it kind of sounds like it is so I hope it's the best OK, well love you bye
[2026-04-18 09:22:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I swear to God, I wish I could go and look at video footage of every time I arrive to fucking daycare with my clown car of idiots but like Oh my God, it's always a freaking thing three of them like try to jump out at the same time before I'm ready and They get all tangled up in their leashes. They're total fools and then Layla jumps out and she walks herself won't really like fast waddles herself into the doors into daycare this morning. Her leash got stuck like. Underneath the door into the daycare, so she's like choking herself, trying to get herself out so you have to unhook her from her leash and then while the Lady is trying to get her leash unstuck. Another lady is bringing the four dogs into the back like the actual daycare and then Loki for whatever reason like Loki gets super like an anxious. But she's not like she does great at daycare but when she get there, she wants to go back into the car so she hopped over and they have like the split door where they can close like the full door or they can just have the bottom half closed anyway, so they put them in the back Loki then while the door outside is still open cause we're trying to get the leash unstuck. Loki jumps over the half door runs outside. I chase her. She runs in circles around my car, trying to get in probably five times before I fucking finally caught her. Get her back inside Then the leash finally got stuck the lady though like cut herself so she's bleeding. It's just like what the fuck literally and then my fucking adrenaline pumping cause Loki almost fucking ran away if I was tired before I'm not tired anymore. All right, I'm gonna go home and eat some chocolate Cheerios and it's gonna be delicious
[2026-04-18 09:47:00] Dave: Hahaha “W”.. don’t DARE say it lol
[2026-04-18 09:47:00] Dave: I say daycare!
[2026-04-18 09:48:00] Sam Willis: That’s what I ended up doing
[2026-04-18 09:50:00] Dave: Def a great bed rot day here. I actually went back to bed after the gym hehehe
[2026-04-18 09:50:00] Sam Willis: You did?? Haha that’s amazing!!!
[2026-04-18 09:51:00] Dave: You absolutely deserve a day of rest!
[2026-04-18 09:52:00] Dave: S, M, T wasn’t all rest 😏😏😏
[2026-04-18 09:52:00] Dave: Yep, day is pretty open
[2026-04-18 09:55:00] Dave: You poor baby
[2026-04-18 09:55:00] Dave: That sounds like a total fucking fiasco lol
[2026-04-18 09:59:00] Sam Willis: It really was. I have too many dogs lol
[2026-04-18 09:59:00] Dave: Noooooo
[2026-04-18 09:59:00] Dave: It’s fine
[2026-04-18 10:00:00] Sam Willis: I’m just grateful there weren’t any other cars pulling into the parking lot that could have hit her 😭
[2026-04-18 10:00:00] Sam Willis: Now I’m watching ABC 20/20 then probably going to go back to bed lol.
[2026-04-18 10:04:00] Dave: Why not WATCH it in bed?!
[2026-04-18 10:04:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: These true crime shows always crack me up because the people that are still living that are like friends or family and they're describing the victim they're like You know someone so always had a smile on her face and was always laughing and it's like bitch no, she wasn't. What are you talking about?
[2026-04-18 10:05:00] Sam Willis: I literally didn’t even think of that lol. But I dunno what the passwords are and I’d have to sign in. I haven’t even turned on my bedroom TV in literally years 😂😂
[2026-04-18 10:05:00] Sam Willis: I literally didn’t even think of that lol. But I dunno what the passwords are and I’d have to sign in. I haven’t even turned on my bedroom TV in literally years 😂😂
[2026-04-18 10:06:00] Dave: Right?! Everyone always had a great disposition, and loved helping people, and all this bullshit.. I guarantee you some of these motherfuckers were total asshats
[2026-04-18 10:06:00] Dave: Right?! Everyone always had a great disposition, and loved helping people, and all this bullshit.. I guarantee you some of these motherfuckers were total asshats
[2026-04-18 10:08:00] Sam Willis: Exactly
[2026-04-18 10:09:00] Sam Willis: And to make it sound like they were alwayssss happy and loving life 🙄
[2026-04-18 10:09:00] Dave: Yeah right
[2026-04-18 10:10:00] Dave: I love when they try to dress the really garbage people up - kind of like in that glitter doc little town. But you can still totally tell they’re meth heads, or some other brand of scumbag
[2026-04-18 10:14:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha right?
[2026-04-18 10:22:00] Sam Willis: Ok back to sleep for me.
[2026-04-18 10:23:00] Dave: ENJOY SO MUCH!!
[2026-04-18 10:23:00] Sam Willis: Loveeeeee you
[2026-04-18 10:23:00] Dave: I love YOU sweetie
[2026-04-18 10:23:00] Sam Willis: I’m not going to feel guilty. I’m not going to feel guilty. 😝
[2026-04-18 10:24:00] Dave: You shouldn’t! It’s a special occasion
[2026-04-18 10:24:00] Dave: The first time you’ve had your house to yourself
[2026-04-18 10:24:00] Dave: You should definitely find the energy to masterbate and then tell me all about it too 😏
[2026-04-18 10:25:00] Sam Willis: Speak for yourself!!! Where are YOU at?!! 😂
[2026-04-18 10:25:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-18 10:25:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-04-18 13:25:00] Dave: Omg! Watching more of this show and they were reading a passage from the book… it said champing at the bit and not chomping are the bit. That’s one of my most pedantic pet peeves 🤪
[2026-04-18 13:34:00] Sam Willis: Yea who tf says that. Weirdos
[2026-04-18 13:34:00] Sam Willis: Also. Hi. Just woke up. ☺️ Christian just got home. Sigh.
[2026-04-18 13:54:00] Dave: Yaaay 🥰 And Awwe 😕
[2026-04-18 13:55:00] Dave: Now I’m laying down for a nap 😋
[2026-04-18 13:55:00] Sam Willis: Have a great nap love!
[2026-04-18 13:55:00] Dave: Did you sleep?
[2026-04-18 13:56:00] Dave: Thanks sweetpea
[2026-04-18 13:56:00] Sam Willis: I definitely did
[2026-04-18 13:56:00] Sam Willis: Ttyl ❤️
[2026-04-18 14:26:00] Dave: Just a quick one for me
[2026-04-18 14:26:00] Sam Willis: I was going to say-that was so quick!
[2026-04-18 14:27:00] Dave: I’m glad you got your ass some sleep!
[2026-04-18 14:27:00] Dave: I’m still going to lay around a little while 😋
[2026-04-18 14:28:00] Dave: I started a pot of chili earlier
[2026-04-18 14:28:00] Dave: So that’s exciting
[2026-04-18 14:30:00] Sam Willis: Thank you; me too. And yummmmm that sounds so so so good!
[2026-04-18 14:31:00] Dave: Yeah it’s all cold and rainy today so it’s probably the last time we’ll have a good day for it for a while
[2026-04-18 14:33:00] Sam Willis: Yea we are wayyyyy past the point of having chili here 😂
[2026-04-18 15:02:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/dr.carriejones/reel/DUcO0n6kz-h/ Dr. Carrie Jones on Instagram 259K views, 7,168 likes: "If you’re in your 40s doing all the right ...
[2026-04-18 15:02:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭😭
[2026-04-18 15:12:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-04-18 15:19:00] Sam Willis: Daveeeee 😩 it’s gonna suck so much lol
[2026-04-18 15:20:00] Dave: I know baby
[2026-04-18 15:20:00] Dave: You still have plenty of time though 😌
[2026-04-18 15:23:00] Sam Willis: It’s basically already here
[2026-04-18 15:24:00] Sam Willis: Also I was looking up this thing last night and was like I wonder if I have this!!
[2026-04-18 15:24:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-04-18 15:24:00] Sam Willis: PMDD
[2026-04-18 15:25:00] Sam Willis: but it says it’s “debilitating”…
[2026-04-18 15:25:00] Sam Willis: I mean…
[2026-04-18 15:25:00] Sam Willis: I could make the argument
[2026-04-18 15:25:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-04-18 15:25:00] Sam Willis: Aren’t you so so sick of me yet lol
[2026-04-18 15:25:00] Dave: What is it?
[2026-04-18 15:25:00] Sam Willis: https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/premenstrual-dysphoric-disorder-pmdd Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder (PMDD) | Johns Hopkins Medicine
[2026-04-18 15:26:00] Sam Willis: Of how whiny I am lol
[2026-04-18 15:26:00] Sam Willis: Of how whiny I am lol
[2026-04-18 15:28:00] Dave: Uhhh…. Those are just the normal pms symptoms lol
[2026-04-18 15:28:00] Dave: Uhhh…. Those are just the normal pms symptoms lol
[2026-04-18 15:28:00] Sam Willis: lol I basically thought the same thing
[2026-04-18 15:29:00] Sam Willis: But I guess it’s just amplified and timing is very consistent I dunno man Being a woman is so dumb This is all bc of Adam in the biblical times 😂
[2026-04-18 15:30:00] Dave: I love how whiny you are sweetheart
[2026-04-18 15:30:00] Dave: It’s one of my favorite things about you
[2026-04-18 15:30:00] Dave: Nobody maaaaaade her eat the apple 😒
[2026-04-18 15:30:00] Dave: I love how whiny you are sweetheart
[2026-04-18 15:30:00] Dave: It’s one of my favorite things about you
[2026-04-18 15:41:00] Sam Willis: Oh yes he did
[2026-04-18 15:41:00] Sam Willis: Oh yes he did
[2026-04-18 15:41:00] Dave: He suggested it
[2026-04-18 15:41:00] Dave: And she was like, fuck yeah
[2026-04-18 15:42:00] Sam Willis: I was actually thinking about this this morning on my drive home from daycare. You are seriously the perfect person for me bc you listen to me rant and rave and carry on and you just…you’re just perfect. Your reaction to my antics are somehow exactly what I need. Every. Single. Time.
[2026-04-18 15:42:00] Sam Willis: I was actually thinking about this this morning on my drive home from daycare. You are seriously the perfect person for me bc you listen to me rant and rave and carry on and you just…you’re just perfect. Your reaction to my antics are somehow exactly what I need. Every. Single. Time.
[2026-04-18 15:42:00] Dave: Wait a minute… EVE MADE ADAM EAT IT
[2026-04-18 15:43:00] Sam Willis: Oh guaranteed he manipulated her somehow. 😝
[2026-04-18 15:43:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmmm I don’t recall this
[2026-04-18 15:43:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmmm I don’t recall this
[2026-04-18 15:43:00] Dave: Read Genesis again, bitch
[2026-04-18 15:43:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao. It HAS been decades since I have.
[2026-04-18 15:43:00] Sam Willis: Oh guaranteed he manipulated her somehow. 😝
[2026-04-18 15:43:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao. It HAS been decades since I have.
[2026-04-18 15:43:00] Dave: No no, SHE was the temptress
[2026-04-18 15:44:00] Dave: I looove when you tell me this 🥰
[2026-04-18 15:44:00] Dave: I looove when you tell me this 🥰
[2026-04-18 15:44:00] Dave: Almost as much as I love all your whining
[2026-04-18 15:45:00] Sam Willis: Ahem. Read the biblical responsibility part
[2026-04-18 15:46:00] Sam Willis: But ALSO. If he ate it out of love for her, then all I have to say is…. PUSSY POWER, baby!!!!
[2026-04-18 15:49:00] Dave: https://www.icloud.com/notes/02cmGc0oH3YLo5mek43_Y1kww#Naughty_Bucket_List
[2026-04-18 15:49:00] Dave: Speaking of the bible…
[2026-04-18 15:52:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeee!!!!
[2026-04-18 15:52:00] Sam Willis: Eeeee!!!!
[2026-04-18 15:53:00] Sam Willis: God I’m on fire just reading this
[2026-04-18 15:54:00] Dave: Yeah it’s all pretty great
[2026-04-18 16:01:00] Sam Willis: I wouldn’t want it with anyone else ❤️
[2026-04-18 16:02:00] Dave: Oh 💯!
[2026-04-18 16:02:00] Dave: With the window slightly open 🥵
[2026-04-18 16:02:00] Dave: Oh 💯!
[2026-04-18 16:07:00] Sam Willis: I miss you
[2026-04-18 16:08:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to now? Still chilling in bed?
[2026-04-18 16:08:00] Sam Willis: I’ve actually been on a cleaning spree. 👏
[2026-04-18 16:08:00] Dave: Ugh, I miss you too babydoll
[2026-04-18 16:08:00] Dave: Nah, I’m up in my office working on softcopy
[2026-04-18 16:09:00] Dave: I’m getting ready to clean the boys’ bathroom
[2026-04-18 16:09:00] Sam Willis: Oh god. Cleaning LITERALLY anything else, sounds better than this
[2026-04-18 16:09:00] Sam Willis: Oh god. Cleaning LITERALLY anything else, sounds better than this
[2026-04-18 16:10:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-04-18 16:10:00] Dave: It totally is
[2026-04-18 16:10:00] Dave: It’s a fucking disaster
[2026-04-18 16:10:00] Sam Willis: Boys are disgusting. And TEEN boys…forget it
[2026-04-18 16:11:00] Dave: I almost thought about taking a before and after but I’m literally too embarrassed of it to even show YOU lol
[2026-04-18 16:25:00] Sam Willis: DO IT!!
[2026-04-18 16:26:00] Sam Willis: It’s not your filth 😂
[2026-04-18 17:47:00] Dave: Do you like recording your little bitch boy?
[2026-04-18 17:48:00] Sam Willis: Huh? lol
[2026-04-18 17:48:00] Dave: Just showed the sex tape in the glitterball thing 🤦‍♂️
[2026-04-18 17:48:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-04-18 17:49:00] Sam Willis: Is this where it’s like rough? And they are having the 3some with the dead guy?
[2026-04-18 17:49:00] Dave: No this was later. It was just the 2 of them
[2026-04-18 17:50:00] Dave: Oh shiiit not guilty?!
[2026-04-18 17:50:00] Sam Willis: Have you gotten to the CBT part in court yet? 😂
[2026-04-18 17:50:00] Dave: Haha, yeah
[2026-04-18 17:50:00] Dave: Oh man
[2026-04-18 17:51:00] Dave: I kinda feel like Jeff was the killer
[2026-04-18 17:58:00] Sam Willis: Oh 💯 I do too
[2026-04-18 17:58:00] Sam Willis: I think he’s a total psycho on the inside
[2026-04-18 17:58:00] Sam Willis: Joey is just dumb
[2026-04-18 17:59:00] Sam Willis: And for Jeff to just totally get off! wtf
[2026-04-18 18:00:00] Sam Willis: Like either convict them both or neither. wtf
[2026-04-18 18:00:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-04-18 18:01:00] Dave: Omg he was counterfeiting lol
[2026-04-18 18:06:00] Sam Willis: Remind me. I don’t remember that. Jeff?
[2026-04-18 18:06:00] Sam Willis: Remind me. I don’t remember that. Jeff?
[2026-04-18 18:12:00] Sam Willis: Ok finally getting my ass together to do a quick workout 😩
[2026-04-18 18:12:00] Dave: They were both arrested but Jeff was the mastermind
[2026-04-18 18:55:00] Sam Willis: I get a puppy fix tomorrow!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
[2026-04-18 18:56:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-18 18:56:00] Sam Willis: One of the fosters invited me over to hang with her new ones lol
[2026-04-18 18:56:00] Dave: Awwwe
[2026-04-18 18:56:00] Dave: That’s awesome!!
[2026-04-18 18:56:00] Sam Willis: Bet you can guess which one is the female ☺️
[2026-04-18 18:59:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha yes
[2026-04-18 19:00:00] Sam Willis: She looks like a sassy, judgy little miss
[2026-04-18 19:20:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: This is really random, but I meant to say this earlier because I was thinking about it but OK there's this dude that lives in my neighborhood and he's lived there for like years cause I saw him years ago anyway and he's like decently attractive from what I can tell when I'm walking across the street from him because we're both out walking our dogs anyway but this whole time let's just say I've known him for like or known of him for like five years. He's never like been out with another woman or a dude And so I was I was thinking this morning cause I saw this morning I was like wow he must be like a dick like he's more like some Andrew Tate, motherfucker like how is this guy like single all this time? I know I'm making like brought assumptions, but then I was thinking oh my God what if people like people are gonna like see me or probably already do see me and I don't have a ring on my finger and then they're gonna be like well. She must be a horrid bitch. Like this woman's been single for too long and like that means somethings wrong with her and like so steer clear she must be like a psycho. You know what I mean like I might just wear a ring on my wedding. Just for Bunzie
[2026-04-18 19:23:00] Dave: You think he’s attractive huh?? 😤
[2026-04-18 19:23:00] Dave: Hmph
[2026-04-18 19:24:00] Sam Willis: From what I can TELL
[2026-04-18 19:24:00] Sam Willis: He’s decent
[2026-04-18 19:24:00] Sam Willis: I give him a 6 out of 10
[2026-04-18 19:24:00] Sam Willis: YOU’RE MISSING THE POINT
[2026-04-18 19:24:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-04-18 19:24:00] Dave: HMPH
[2026-04-18 19:24:00] Sam Willis: Mr married
[2026-04-18 19:24:00] Sam Willis: 🤬
[2026-04-18 19:25:00] Dave: Oh whatever. Ms. Also in a relationship until recently 🙄
[2026-04-18 19:26:00] Sam Willis: I atleast did the thing!
[2026-04-18 19:26:00] Dave: You could always just wear your aura ring on your ring finger lol
[2026-04-18 19:27:00] Sam Willis: That’s true
[2026-04-18 19:27:00] Dave: But maybe people will look at you and be like, wow! She’s smart!
[2026-04-18 19:27:00] Sam Willis: Doubtful. Bc look at the assumption I made this am about the dude!
[2026-04-18 19:27:00] Sam Willis: Doesn’t fit great there but maybe
[2026-04-18 19:27:00] Sam Willis: Doubtful. Bc look at the assumption I made this am about the dude!
[2026-04-18 19:28:00] Dave: But not everybody is a judgy psycho horrid bitch though
[2026-04-18 19:28:00] Sam Willis: Just me
[2026-04-18 19:28:00] Sam Willis: 😭
[2026-04-18 19:28:00] Dave: 😘
[2026-04-18 19:29:00] Sam Willis: Well you don’t wear a ring either. You could also be a single douche
[2026-04-18 19:29:00] Sam Willis: To the unknowing
[2026-04-18 19:29:00] Dave: How dare you 🙄 my kisses
[2026-04-18 19:31:00] Sam Willis: Where did it go! I don’t see my eye roll anymore
[2026-04-18 19:32:00] Sam Willis: Side note. Just picked up the dogs and they’re already passed out. SUCCESS
[2026-04-18 19:32:00] Sam Willis: and god they stink
[2026-04-18 19:33:00] Dave: Oh it’s still there
[2026-04-18 19:33:00] Sam Willis: Weird. Not on mine
[2026-04-18 19:36:00] Dave: Well. I guess I’ll forgive you… this time
[2026-04-18 19:38:00] Dave: But only because of how good you suck and ride my dick 🤭🫠🥵
[2026-04-18 19:38:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm
[2026-04-18 19:38:00] Sam Willis: 🤤🤤
[2026-04-18 19:40:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait until I can have you in my mouth again ❤️
[2026-04-18 19:41:00] Sam Willis: The damn vibrator won’t be here until Thursday!
[2026-04-18 19:55:00] Sam Willis: Godddd, I’m just thinking about how you make my body feel sooooo good!!!
[2026-04-18 20:08:00] Dave: I do looooove your body 🥰🥵
[2026-04-18 20:13:00] Dave: And I also love that I make it feel so good. Which is wild because it isn’t like I’ve got any special moves or anything lol 🤷‍♂️
[2026-04-18 20:15:00] Sam Willis: I think it’s a mixture of how much I love you, that you’re open to whatever, that your dick feels amazing, anddddd that you seem like you genuinely are enjoying all of it. All that just makes it perfect
[2026-04-18 21:08:00] Dave: I couldn’t have said it better myself
[2026-04-18 21:12:00] Dave: You mentioned the other day how it felt good to be genuinely wanted or something like that, and that goes along with the enjoying it part. I soooo do love being with you, I love your body, I love how sexy you are, and I love how open and eager you are. I and I can feel that you feel the same way and the combination of all that really does it for me.
[2026-04-18 21:16:00] Dave: And that’s just the physical… Add on the fact that you’re my best friend and closest confidant, as well as all the comfort, common humor, psychological issues and it really just seals the deal 👌🥰
[2026-04-18 21:17:00] Sam Willis: Well you said all that way better than I ever could 😭😭 that is all exactly it
[2026-04-18 21:18:00] Dave: It’s all just so easy and natural with you
[2026-04-18 21:18:00] Sam Willis: This is why you’re my soul mate!!
[2026-04-18 21:19:00] Sam Willis: When I think about that for too long though, I get pissed off that we aren’t actually together lol
[2026-04-18 21:19:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-18 21:19:00] Dave: Yeah, it’s tough to reconcile for me too 😭
[2026-04-18 21:35:00] Dave: What are you up to? Did you go to the gym?
[2026-04-18 21:36:00] Dave: I just got in bed
[2026-04-18 21:36:00] Sam Willis: I worked out from home. Did a quick little workout that my gym posted on IG lol. But I’m going to class in the morning.
[2026-04-18 21:36:00] Sam Willis: I’m just on the couch watching family feud. Need to fold the last of the laundry but blahhhh
[2026-04-18 21:36:00] Dave: Hahaha worked out from home
[2026-04-18 21:37:00] Sam Willis: What! I did!
[2026-04-18 21:38:00] Sam Willis: Oh lol.
[2026-04-18 21:38:00] Sam Willis: You’re right 😂
[2026-04-18 21:38:00] Sam Willis: How was your night?
[2026-04-18 21:40:00] Sam Willis: CINNAMON ROLLS!!!!
[2026-04-18 21:40:00] Sam Willis: Aww I’m sorry about your hips 😔
[2026-04-18 21:40:00] Sam Willis: You going to skip the gym tomorrow?
[2026-04-18 21:41:00] Dave: No 🙄
[2026-04-18 21:41:00] Sam Willis: lol I love the 🙄
[2026-04-18 21:41:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-18 21:41:00] Sam Willis: Don’t overdo it. 😘
[2026-04-18 21:42:00] Dave: I’m doing chest and back so it’s like, the whole other end of my body
[2026-04-18 21:42:00] Sam Willis: Hmph. Good
[2026-04-18 21:42:00] Sam Willis: Your back is pretty closely tied to your hips but okkkk
[2026-04-18 21:42:00] Sam Willis: 😉
[2026-04-18 21:44:00] Dave: And my warmup is a whole bunch of hip mobility stuff that really helps anyway
[2026-04-18 21:44:00] Sam Willis: Anyway I love you so much baby. I hope you sleep well tonight! ❤️ I wish I could be cuddling up to you 😩
[2026-04-18 21:44:00] Dave: Me toooo
[2026-04-18 21:45:00] Dave: I would sleep soooo good next to your naked body 🫠
[2026-04-18 21:45:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best. I love you so much baby.
[2026-04-18 21:45:00] Dave: That’s another thing…
[2026-04-18 21:45:00] Dave: How we just strip right down 🤭
[2026-04-18 21:46:00] Dave: I’ve never liked sleeping naked but I fucking love it with you
[2026-04-18 21:46:00] Sam Willis: I was going to say-I NEVER sleep naked
[2026-04-18 21:46:00] Sam Willis: But when I’m with you, it’s the best!
[2026-04-18 21:47:00] Sam Willis: I love to cuddle my ass up to your dick. Feels so comfy
[2026-04-18 21:47:00] Dave: It’s the absolute best! 🫠
[2026-04-18 21:47:00] Dave: OK love, you’re the best and I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-04-18 21:48:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams baby. I’ll be thinking about you 🥰❤️
[2026-04-18 21:48:00] Sam Willis: Talk to you tomorrow!
[2026-04-18 21:48:00] Dave: I’ll be dreaming about you.
[2026-04-18 21:48:00] Dave: I love you 💕
[2026-04-18 22:17:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/bbllifts/reel/DXNyLhfkQNs/ Andersyn Ibsen | Gym, Growth, & Healing on Instagram 137K views, 10K likes: "the final boss of leg day motivation #Glutegro...
[2026-04-18 22:17:00] Sam Willis: Yuppp

The voice memo arrives at 9:47 PM Arizona time, and Sam's phone lights up on the bathroom counter while she's brushing her teeth in one of Dave's old t-shirts and nothing else.

Don't open it yet. Finish what you're doing. Wash your face. Brush your hair. Then lie down on top of the covers, not under them, and play this back.

She rinses, spits, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand. Looks at herself in the mirror — tired eyes, day-worn, the specific exhaustion of a Friday that included dog chaos and a home workout and feelings she didn't want to have about PMDD and biblical women and being alone in a house that echoes. She splashes water on her face. Pulls a brush through her hair. Her heart is already moving differently.

She lies down on top of the comforter. The ceiling fan turns. She presses play.

His voice is low. Unhurried. She can hear him breathing between the sentences, which means he's lying down too, probably on his back, probably with the bedside lamp on the low setting she teased him about once.

Here's what we're going to do tonight, baby. I want you to leave your phone where you can hear me but I don't want you watching a screen. No camera. No video. I want you in the dark with just my voice. Close your eyes when I tell you to. Open them when I tell you to. Nothing else exists tonight but what I'm saying and what your body does when I say it.

A pause. She can feel her pulse under her jaw.

The vibrator you're waiting for — it's not here yet. I know. So we're not using toys. Just your hands. Just mine, through you. I want to prove to you that I don't need anything else. Neither do you.

She exhales a sound that isn't quite a laugh, isn't quite anything.

Tell me you're ready. Not by text. Out loud. Like I'm in the room.

"Yes, sir." It comes out smaller than she means it to, into the dim bedroom, into no one. It still does what it always does — a hook set behind her sternum, pulled. Her thighs press together.

Good girl. Now. Eyes closed.

She closes them.

Hand flat on your stomach. Not moving. Just resting there, so you can feel yourself breathing. I want you to remember that you told me today — you said cuddling your ass up to my dick feels comfy. You said it like it was nothing. Like it was weather. Do you know what that did to me, baby? That you've gotten to the place where the filthiest things you say are the most domestic. Where being held against me with my cock tucked between your thighs is just... comfy.

Her stomach lifts and falls under her own palm.

That's what tonight is. I'm going to take the most ordinary thing — you in bed, me not there — and I'm going to put myself inside it anyway. You're going to feel me even though I'm nine hundred miles away. You already do. That's why your thighs are pressed together right now. Uncross them.

She does. The air of the bedroom moves over the inside of her thighs and she realizes she is already wet — not turned on yet in the building way but already wet, baseline, the way her body goes when his voice drops into this register. She shifts her hips and feels it slide, a small slick thing between her and the cotton of his old shirt ridden up around her hips.

Hand lower. Not touching yet. Just resting over your cunt. Feel how warm you are. Feel your own heat through your palm. Don't move.

She cups herself. She is hot. She is hotter than she expected, and she can feel the wet of herself against the heel of her hand without pressing. She makes a small sound.

I heard that. Don't swallow those. I want every sound you make tonight, even the ones you think are nothing. Especially those. Now — one finger. Just one. Down the middle. Slow. Tell me what you find.

She slides her middle finger down, parts herself with the barest pressure, and her breath catches because she is not just wet, she is soaked, slippery all the way down, her finger sliding without any friction at all.

"I'm — god. I'm really wet. It's already — it's running."

Tell me where.

"Down. Down to my ass. It's — " she has to stop, swallow. "It's pooling."

That's my girl. That's exactly what I wanted to hear. You always do that for me. You get so wet before I've even touched you it's almost embarrassing, isn't it. Tell me it's embarrassing.

"It's embarrassing, sir." Her voice breaks on the honorific, her hips lift off the bed half an inch seeking more of her own hand.

Don't move your hips. Hold still. You don't get to chase it. You're going to take exactly what I give you and nothing else. Do you understand me?

"Yes, sir."

Two fingers now. On either side of your clit. Not on it. Just framing it. I want you to feel how swollen you are without giving yourself the relief of actually touching where you want. Do it.

She parts herself, places her fingers to either side, and the ache is immediate and terrible and exquisite. Her clit is hard enough to throb under nothing. She makes a sound she doesn't recognize.

There she is. That's the sound I listen for. Now listen to me. I want you to stay right there. Not moving. Until I tell you. I'm going to talk to you, and you're going to feel every word like a hand on you. Can you do that for me?

"Yes, sir."

Good girl.

He breathes. She breathes with him.

You said something to me today about your body. About being a woman. You said it was dumb. You said it like a joke but I heard the underneath of it, I always do. I want you to hear me now. Every part of you that frustrates you — the hormones, the moods, the way you feel too much the week before your period, the way you spiral about whether your neighbor thinks you're strange for being alone — every part of that is the same part of you that's so wet right now she's running down to your ass from the sound of my voice. You don't get one without the other. I don't want one without the other. Do you hear me?

She does. She hears him. Her eyes are wet behind her closed lids and she hasn't been touched yet except by her own framing fingers and she is already somewhere else, already dropping, already that specific kind of undone where the body leads and the mind follows, grateful.

"Yes, sir."

One finger on your clit. Light. Just resting. No pressure. Tell me when it's there.

She lowers her middle finger onto herself and the contact is so electric she nearly breaks the instruction and presses. She doesn't. "It's there."

Now circle. Slow. As slow as you can stand. Counting in your head. One full circle every four seconds. If you go faster I'll know.

He won't know. He can't know. That's not the point. The point is she'll know, and she'll know that she disobeyed, and that is worse than any surveillance.

She circles. One. Two. Three. Four. Her hips want to buck. She holds them down against the mattress with the force of his voice in her ear.

That's it. That's my girl. That's the girl who told me she wanted me in her mouth again today. You remember saying that? You remember how you said it — like it was a thing you needed, not a thing you wanted. You're going to get that. Not tonight. Soon. I'm going to put my cock in your mouth and you're going to hold it there, just hold it, not sucking, just feeling the weight of me on your tongue, and you're going to breathe around me and learn how to be still with me inside you. Keep circling.

Her thighs are shaking. Actually shaking, a fine tremor that starts at her knees and climbs.

Faster. Every two seconds now. Press harder. I want to hear it.

She presses. Her finger moves faster and her wetness makes the sound he wants, a small obscene slick against her own skin, and she hears herself make a sound that is half his name and half nothing.

Don't come. Don't even think about it. You're going to edge for me. You're going to take yourself right up to it and then you're going to take your hand away and put it back on your stomach and you're going to breathe through it. Tell me you understand.

"I understand, sir — I — "

Closer.

She is closer. She is so close. The climb is short because she has been climbing since the voice memo started, since the word baby, since he said here's what we're going to do.

Now. Hand off. Up to your stomach. Breathe.

She pulls her hand away and the loss is so acute she sobs once, a real sob, surprised out of her. Her cunt clenches around nothing and her whole pelvis is humming and her hand on her stomach is slick with herself and her breath is broken into pieces.

Good girl. Good girl. I know. I know it hurts. Breathe for me. In for four. Out for six.

She breathes. The fan turns. The ache shifts from sharp to deep, from demand to something else, something closer to the low steady burn she could live inside forever if he let her.

One more time. Hand back down. Same thing. Closer this time. I'll tell you when to stop.

She does it again. Faster up the climb this time because her body is primed and furious and she is making sounds now that she wouldn't make if she could hear herself — whimpering, small broken please, please, please that she doesn't remember deciding to say.

Not yet. Not yet. Right there — hand off.

She sobs again. Her legs are shaking so hard her heels drum against the mattress.

One more. And this time you're going to come for me. You're going to come on your own hand in the dark with my voice in your ear and you're going to understand that I don't need to be in the room to have you. Do you hear me? Say it.

"You don't need to be in the room to have me."

Whose are you.

"Yours. Yours, sir, I'm yours — "

Touch yourself. Come.

She does. It takes four strokes. It hits her like something thrown — her back arches off the bed, her mouth opens on a sound that has no shape, her cunt contracts so hard her finger is squeezed and she feels the gush of herself soak through to the comforter under her. She is crying. She is crying and laughing and saying his name and his name again and the orgasm keeps going, washing and washing, because he made her wait twice and her body is paying both debts at once.

When it finally releases her she is trembling all over, boneless, wet from hairline to thighs, the t-shirt bunched under her breasts, one hand still between her legs cupping herself like she's holding the aftermath in.

His voice comes back. Softer now. The lamp-at-the-low-setting voice.

There's my girl. There she is. Breathe. I've got you. Leave your hand right where it is. I want you to feel yourself finish. Every last pulse. That's mine. That's me, through you. You feel that?

"Yes, sir." Barely a whisper.

Drink some water. I mean it. Sit up. Drink.

She sits up. Her hand is sticky. She drinks from the glass on the nightstand and the water tastes the way water tastes after — like the best thing that has ever been invented.

Lie back down. Shirt off. I want you naked under the covers tonight. You told me today you love sleeping naked with me. I'm not there, but you're going to sleep naked anyway. Because I said so. Because you're mine whether I'm in the bed or not.

She peels the shirt off. Slides under the comforter. The cotton is cool against her wet skin and it's the best feeling she has had in weeks.

I love you, baby. Sleep. I'll be here in the morning.

She is asleep before she can answer, her hand curled against her stomach where his was.

The storm took the radio out at 0400 and the rest of the base by 0600, and by the time Sam cracked the seal on the inner hatch she and Dave were the last two humans still drawing heated air on the Ross Ice Shelf.

"Generator's holding," she said, stamping snow off her boots. Her voice came out through the balaclava muffled and close. "Diesel's dropping faster than it should. Wind's eating through the seals."

Dave was at the weather console in a thermal shirt and cargos, bald head catching the amber light of the battery lamp. He didn't look up right away. He was reading a printout they wouldn't be sending to anyone — McMurdo was ghost static; the satellite window had closed with the front — and she watched the muscle in his jaw work the way it did when he was doing math he didn't want to do.

"Forty-two hours," he said. "Maybe thirty-eight if it gets worse."

"It's getting worse."

"Then thirty-eight."

She unzipped her parka and let it fall onto the bench. The base was down to skeleton heat, maintenance temp only, and her breath still ghosted in the main corridor. Every surface in Franklin Station had the same dull sheen of cold — steel, plastic, the laminated emergency posters nobody read until they needed to. The wind outside did not sound like wind. It sounded like something the size of a continent shouldering the wall.

"Everybody got out," she said, mostly to herself. "On the Herc."

"Everybody but us."

"Everybody but the two idiots who volunteered to stay with the telemetry."

"Everybody but the two idiots," he agreed.

She came up behind his chair and put her gloved hand on the back of his neck, where the skin was warm because it was him, because he ran hot the way she ran cold, because after four years she knew the temperature of him better than she knew her own. He tilted his head back into her palm without looking.

"You scared?" she said.

"No."

"Liar."

"A little."

"There it is."

He caught her wrist and turned his mouth against the inside of it, through the thin liner glove, and she felt the shape of his lips more than the heat. The station creaked. Somewhere down the C-corridor a loose panel knocked in a slow, patient rhythm, like something asking to come in.

"We need to bleed the auxiliary line," he said, still holding her wrist. "Or we lose the galley heaters first, then the bunkroom."

"I know what we need to bleed."

"Sam."

"Dave."

He looked up at her finally. Those steady eyes. The thing she loved most about him was that he never performed calm; he just had it, the way some men had height. She bent and kissed him upside down and his mouth opened for her like he'd been waiting for permission to stop thinking. When she pulled back there was a thin shine of her on his lower lip.

"Galley heaters," she said. "Then bunkroom."

"Then bunkroom."

They did it the way they did everything — coordinated without talking much, her on the valves and him on the pressure gauge, gloved hands and frozen knuckles and a flashlight in her teeth. The auxiliary line hissed and then steadied. Heat crawled back into the pipes with a ticking sound. By the time they were done her fingers had gone that deep numb where they felt bigger than they were, and the wind outside had stopped sounding like wind and started sounding like a voice.

"Don't listen to it," Dave said, watching her face. "It does that. It's not real."

"I know it's not real."

"It's ice shifting."

"I know, Dave."

He put his hand on the small of her back, flat, and steered her out of the utility closet. The corridor lights flickered once and came back.

"Bunkroom," he said.

"Yeah."

The bunkroom was the smallest heated space left in the station and they'd already decided, without deciding, that that was where they'd ride it out. Two narrow racks against opposite walls. A single 60-watt bulb. A porthole rimed so thick with frost that the storm outside was just a moving grey.

He shut the hatch behind them and dogged it. The sound of the wind dropped to a low throat-hum. She turned around and he was already pulling his shirt off over his head, and she laughed once — short, surprised — because of course. Of course that was where they were going. They'd been going there since the Herc lifted off and left them with their own breath in this white, groaning silence.

"Come here," he said.

She came.

He undressed her the way he always did when they had time and no one in the world was watching — slow, deliberate, like he was memorizing something he already knew by heart. Thermal layer. Long-sleeved shirt. The cotton tank underneath. Her skin went up in goosebumps and he ran his hand down her arm and watched them rise.

"Cold," he murmured.

"Fix it."

He pulled her against him and she made a sound against his chest, half relief and half complaint, because he was so warm it almost hurt. His hands went to the waistband of her pants and she helped him, stepping out of them, kicking them under the bunk. Then her underwear, her bra — both gone in the kind of easy, practiced way that only happened with somebody who'd had their hands on you a thousand times. Naked in a 52-degree bunkroom at the bottom of the world. She should have been shivering. She was shivering. He pulled her down onto the bottom rack and covered her with his body and the shaking slowed to something else.

"Tell me," he said against her ear.

"I'm here."

"Tell me."

"I'm here, Dave. I'm not going anywhere."

He kissed her throat. He kissed the hollow under her jaw. He bit her, softly, where the pulse was, and she felt him hard against her hip through his pants and reached down and got her hand around him through the fabric because she needed to feel it, needed the fact of it, needed the proof.

"Off," she said. "Now."

He got off the bunk long enough to strip and came back down and there was the length of him, the weight of him, warm skin on warm skin, and she wrapped her legs around him and pulled him in tight and pressed her face into the side of his neck and just breathed him for a second. Soap. Sweat. The faint diesel smell that lived in everyone on this continent. Him.

"I could live here," she said.

"In Antarctica?"

"Right here. Under you."

"Yeah," he said. His voice had gone rough. "Yeah, baby."

He worked a hand down between them and she was already slick against his palm, already open, and he pushed two fingers into her and she bit down on his shoulder to keep quiet — a habit, useless now, nobody here but the storm — and he laughed, low.

"Nobody to hear you," he said.

"Force of habit."

"Let me hear you."

He took his fingers out of her and put them in her mouth and she sucked herself off them, eyes on his, and the look on his face was the look she lived for — the crack in all that steadiness, the thing only she got.

"Jesus," he said.

"Come on."

"Jesus, Sam."

He lined up and pushed into her slow, all the way in, and the sound she made was not one she'd have let out in any room with a door that wasn't dogged against a hurricane. He stopped when he was seated and held there, forehead against hers, breathing with her.

"Okay?" he said.

"Move."

"Say please."

"Dave."

"Say it."

"Please."

He started to move. Not fast. Not yet. Long, deep strokes that made the cheap bunk frame creak on its welds, and she could feel every inch of him every time, and her whole body went loose and greedy in that way it only ever went with him. She hooked her ankles behind his back. She ran her hands up the smooth plane of his scalp and down over his shoulders. The bulb flickered once. The storm hit the outside wall like a shoulder and the whole station shuddered and he didn't stop, didn't even slow, just pressed his mouth to hers and fucked her steadier, deeper, like the weather was a thing he could drown out with his body.

"Harder," she said into his mouth.

He gave it to her harder.

"Harder, Dave, god—"

He put one hand flat on the wall above her head for leverage and the other under her ass and lifted her into it and the angle went molten, the whole of her went molten, and she was making a noise now that was closer to a word than a sound but not quite either, and he was watching her face the way he always did, because he wanted to see it, because he'd told her once he wanted to see every single time.

"Look at me," he said.

She looked at him.

"You're okay. We're okay. Come on, baby."

"I can't—"

"Yeah you can."

"Dave—"

"Come on. For me."

She came on him with her hand flat against his chest and her mouth open and soundless for a second and then catching up with itself in a long shaking moan, and he fucked her through it, slow and thorough, watching, and then his jaw went tight and his rhythm broke and he said her name once, just Sam, and buried himself and came inside her in long warm pulses she felt everywhere.

He didn't move for a long time after. Just breathed against her neck. She ran her fingers up and down his spine in no pattern, and the wind outside started to sound like wind again, and the station groaned once and settled.

"Thirty-eight hours," she said, when she could talk.

"Mm."

"We're going to be fine."

"Yeah."

"We've got heat. We've got food. We've got the radio as soon as the front clears."

"Yeah."

"And I've got you naked in a bunk."

He huffed a laugh against her throat. "There it is."

She turned her face into his and kissed his temple. "I never liked sleeping naked before you, you know that?"

"You told me."

"I fucking love it with you."

"I know."

"I love you."

"I know."

He shifted and pulled the thin wool blanket up over them, tucked it around her shoulders, settled his weight half on her and half beside her the way he always did, one leg between hers, one arm under her neck. She fit her ass back against him and felt him still half-hard and soft with her at the same time and laughed, sleepy, into the dark.

"Comfy," she mumbled.

"Best thing in the world."

Outside, the continent kept talking to itself in its old, indifferent language. Inside the dogged hatch, under the single bulb, in the last warm room at the bottom of the earth, Dave pulled her a little closer and put his mouth against the back of her neck and she felt his breath slow, and then hers did too, and the storm could have whatever it wanted of the rest of them as long as it left them this.

The foster's house smelled like warm milk and pine cleaner, and there were six puppies in a playpen in the middle of her living room, all of them fat and stupid and falling over their own feet.

Sam was on the floor with two of them in her lap before Dave had even finished introducing himself to the woman in the doorway — a friend of a friend, Linda or Lynn, somebody who'd said sure, come meet them, just wipe your shoes. Dave watched Sam go down on her knees on the rug in her jeans and her old grey t-shirt and make a sound he'd heard her make exactly twice before, both times in his bed, and he had to look at the ceiling for a second.

"Oh my God," Sam said. "Oh my God, Dave, look at her face."

"I see her face."

"No, look at her face."

He crouched beside her. The puppy in Sam's lap had its belly up and its tongue out, and Sam was scratching under its chin with one finger, and her other hand was resting on Dave's knee without her noticing she'd done it. Four years of this. The hand that landed without thinking. He put his over it.

Linda said she'd be in the kitchen if they needed her, and then they were alone with the puppies and the late-afternoon light coming in slanted through the west windows, and Sam was making small pleased noises at a creature that weighed less than a bag of sugar, and Dave was watching her mouth do the thing it did.

"You're staring," she said, not looking up.

"I am."

"Why."

"You know why."

She glanced at him. Pink in her cheeks. The puppy chewed her thumb. "We're at a stranger's house."

"I'm aware."

"Stop."

"I didn't say anything."

"Your face is saying things."

He smiled and went to sit on the couch. He could watch her from there without crowding her, and she knew he was watching, and that was its own thing between them — had been since the beginning, before they'd ever touched each other, this awareness that ran underneath everything like a wire.

She stayed on the floor for forty minutes. By the end of it she had puppy on her shirt and a tear track down one cheek from laughing too hard when the black and white one bit her earlobe, and when she finally stood up her knees cracked and she said fuck under her breath and looked at him like she was surprised to find him still there, still looking, still his.

In the car she buckled in and then didn't start the engine. Just sat there with her hands on the wheel.

"What," he said.

"Nothing."

"Sam."

"I'm just. My ovaries are destroyed. That's all."

"Mm."

"Don't say anything."

"I didn't."

"You were going to."

"I wasn't."

She started the car. Pulled out of the driveway onto a quiet residential street lined with mesquite trees, and he watched her profile — the set of her jaw, the little muscle there — and put his hand on her thigh, palm down, firm. Not moving. Just there.

"Dave."

"Just keeping it warm."

She exhaled through her nose. Drove.

They were at a red light on Camelback when she said, without looking at him, "If you slide that hand up one inch I'm pulling over."

"Okay."

"I mean it."

"I know you do."

He didn't move. Let the weight of his palm settle. Watched the light turn green. She drove a little faster than she had been.

By the time they got to her house the dogs were still at daycare, the driveway was empty, and the afternoon had that hot-dry stillness Phoenix does in April, the kind that presses the bougainvillea flat against the stucco. She had the key in the door and he was behind her with his hand at the small of her back, barely touching, and she was already fumbling.

"You had all afternoon to behave," she said.

"I did behave."

"You absolutely did not."

She got the door open and he followed her in and kicked it shut and she turned and he had her against the wall in the entryway before her purse hit the floor. Her hands came up to his jaw and she kissed him like she was settling something. Open mouth, tongue, a little bite at his lip. He could taste her gum — cinnamon, the cheap kind — and the faint salt of her skin where the sun had got her on the drive over.

"Take this off," she said, pulling at his shirt.

He took it off.

"And this." She had her hands under her own shirt now, pulling it over her head, and her bra was the grey one with the fraying strap that he hated and loved in equal measure, and he got it off her in a motion and put his mouth on her. She made a sound against the wall. His hand was already at the button of her jeans.

"Couch," she said. "Bed. Anywhere. Dave."

"Here's fine."

"My knees —"

"I've got you."

He went down on his own knees instead, and got her jeans open and pulled them down with her underwear in one motion, and she kicked out of them and one shoe went skidding across the tile. She laughed — a short, breathless thing — and then he had his mouth on her cunt and she wasn't laughing.

"Oh — oh fuck, Dave —"

Her hand in the back of his neck. Not pulling, just holding. He licked her slow first, the way she liked when she was already wet, flat tongue from her hole up to her clit, and she was wet, she was soaked, she'd been wet probably since the car, and he could taste it — her, the specific her of her, iron and salt and something sweeter underneath. He worked her clit with the tip of his tongue and put two fingers inside her and she swore at the ceiling.

"I'm gonna — Dave, I'm gonna fall —"

"You're not."

He stood up, fingers still in her, thumb on her clit, and pinned her to the wall with his other forearm across her chest, and she was making a high thin sound he'd heard maybe a dozen times in four years, the sound that meant she was already close, already there, already past thinking.

"Look at me."

She opened her eyes.

"There you are."

"Fuck you."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. Fuck you. Don't stop."

He didn't. He worked her on his hand against the wall in her own entryway with her bare feet on the tile and his fingers curling up into her and his thumb on her clit in the small tight circles that undid her, and she came like that, her whole body going rigid and then loose, her mouth open against his shoulder, a wet sound at the back of her throat.

"Jesus," she said, after.

"Mm."

"Jesus Christ."

He held her up. His hand was slick. He brought it up between them and she watched him put his fingers in his mouth and her eyes went a little glazed.

"Bedroom," she said.

"Bedroom."

She led him there by the hand, naked, him in his jeans which were uncomfortable now past the point of ignoring, and she got on the bed on her hands and knees and looked over her shoulder at him and he forgot, briefly, how to operate a belt.

"Take your time," she said, smiling.

"Shut up."

"Rude."

He got the jeans off. Got his boxers off. Climbed onto the bed behind her and put a hand on the small of her back, pressed down, watched her arch. Her hair was falling over one shoulder. There was a freckle on her left shoulder blade he had kissed more times than he could count.

"Tell me," he said.

"I want you to fuck me."

"How."

"Hard. I want — just fuck me, Dave, please, I've been — all week, I've been —"

"I know."

He spat in his hand — she liked that, she'd always liked that, the specific unpretty fact of it — and slicked himself and lined up and pushed into her slow the first inch and then all the way in one stroke, and she dropped her face to the pillow and made a sound that wasn't a word.

"Okay?"

"Mhm."

"Sam."

"Yes. Yes. Move."

He moved. He had one hand on her hip and the other in her hair, a loose fist, not pulling, just holding, and he fucked her the way she'd asked him to — hard, full strokes, the slap of his hips against her ass, the wet sound of it, her breath catching on each one. The headboard knocked against the wall. Somewhere in the house a clock was ticking. Her back was flushed pink from her shoulders down.

"Talk to me," she said into the pillow.

"You feel so good."

"More."

"You feel like — fuck, Sam, you're so wet, you're so —"

"I was wet in the car."

"I know."

"I was wet at the puppies."

He laughed — actually laughed, a surprised bark — and she laughed too, her cunt fluttering around him, and he had to stop for a second and breathe.

"You can't say that right now."

"Sorry."

"You are not sorry."

"I'm really not."

He pulled out and flipped her over. She let him. Went onto her back easy and pulled him down by the shoulders and wrapped her legs around him and he pushed back into her and her eyes rolled.

"There," she said. "There, Dave, there —"

He kept his weight on her. She liked that too, the press of him, the not being able to go anywhere. His forehead against hers. His hand under her jaw, thumb at the corner of her mouth, and she turned her head and sucked his thumb into her mouth and he groaned.

"I'm close," he said.

"Come in me."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. In me. Now."

He fucked her through it — her second one, her hand gripping the back of his neck hard enough to leave marks tomorrow, her mouth open and wordless — and then he came too, forehead pressed to hers, and he felt her feel it, felt her smile against his mouth when it happened.

After, he didn't move. Neither did she. The ceiling fan turned slowly above them. A car went by outside. He could feel his own heartbeat in his throat, and hers under his hand where it rested on her sternum.

"Hi," she said.

"Hi."

"You're heavy."

He rolled off. She made a small complaining sound and followed him, fitting herself along his side, her head on his chest, her leg over his. Her hand came down and settled low on his stomach, knuckles brushing him where he was still half-hard and slick.

"Comfy," she said.

"Yeah?"

"Mhm. This is the comfy spot."

"I thought the comfy spot was —"

"It moves."

He laughed. Put a hand on her hair. Listened to her breathe.

"I was going to ask you about your day," she said, after a while.

"You didn't forget."

"I got distracted."

"By puppies."

"By puppies," she agreed. "And other things."

He kissed the top of her head. Outside, the light was turning gold against the blinds, and somewhere not far away a dog was barking, and Sam was warm and already half-asleep against his ribs, and he thought — not for the first time, not for the hundredth — that he had never in his life slept so well as he did with her skin against his, and he'd told her so, and meant it, and would tell her again when she woke up.

DAY OVERVIEW Today was a Friday starting with Sam's morning dilemma about dog care and self-care, transitioning to playful banter about their day plans and true crime shows, and culminating in a sexually charged evening where they both expressed deep physical and emotional longing for each other. The most defining moment was their explicit discussion about sexual activities and the comfort they find in each other's bodies.

TOPIC INVENTORY

  • Dog Care Dilemma
  • Sam struggled with deciding between a long walk with her dogs or taking them to daycare so she could have a day of rest. She described her dogs as "assholes" and detailed a chaotic morning drop-off at daycare where one dog almost ran away.
  • Emotional register: Frustrated, amused, relieved

  • "They're total fools and then Layla jumps out and she walks herself won't really like fast waddles herself into the doors into daycare this morning."

  • Day Plans and Rest

  • Sam was torn between exercising her dogs and herself or taking them to daycare for a day of rest. She eventually chose daycare and planned to spend the day relaxing.
  • Emotional register: Indecisive, tired, hopeful

  • "I'm so torn. I'm so tired though in bed riding sounds really amazing."

  • True Crime Shows

  • They discussed true crime shows, mocking how victims are often portrayed as always happy and helpful, which they both found absurd.
  • Emotional register: Amused, cynical

  • "Everyone always had a great disposition, and loved helping people, and all this bullshit.. I guarantee you some of these motherfuckers were total asshats"

  • PMDD and Womanhood

  • Sam brought up PMDD (Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder) and joked about how being a woman is "so dumb" due to hormonal issues. They both laughed about the biblical story of Adam and Eve, with Sam arguing that Eve was manipulated by Adam.
  • Emotional register: Playful, exasperated, amused

  • "Being a woman is so dumb This is all bc of Adam in the biblical times"

  • Naughty Bucket List

  • Dave shared a link to their "Naughty Bucket List," which excited Sam and led to flirty conversation.
  • Emotional register: Excited, flirtatious

  • "Eeeeee!!!! God I'm on fire just reading this"

  • Cleaning and Chores

  • Dave mentioned he was going to clean the boys' bathroom, which Sam found disgusting. They joked about the state of teen boys' bathrooms.
  • Emotional register: Grossed out, amused

  • "Boys are disgusting. And TEEN boys…forget it"

  • Glitterball Show

  • They discussed a show called "Glitterball," including a scene with a sex tape and court proceedings involving CBT (Cock and Ball Torture).
  • Emotional register: Amused, curious

  • "Do you like recording your little bitch boy?"

  • Puppy Fix

  • Sam mentioned she was going to get a puppy fix by visiting a foster with new puppies.
  • Emotional register: Excited, affectionate

  • "I get a puppy fix tomorrow!!!! ❤️❤️❤️"

  • Neighbor Assumptions

  • Sam talked about a single neighbor she found attractive and wondered what people think of her being single. They joked about wearing a ring to avoid judgment.
  • Emotional register: Curious, amused, self-deprecating

  • "You think he’s attractive huh?? 😤"

  • Exercise and Gym

  • Sam did a home workout and planned to go to the gym the next morning. Dave mentioned his gym plans and hip mobility exercises.
  • Emotional register: Determined, supportive
  • "I worked out from home. Did a quick little workout that my gym posted on IG lol."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT Dave brought up masturbation, suggesting Sam should do it and tell him about it. Sam teased him back, asking where he was at. Their conversation became explicitly sexual, with Sam expressing her desire to have Dave in her mouth again and mentioning a vibrator she was waiting for. They both expressed deep physical and emotional satisfaction with each other's bodies and their sexual dynamic. Sam described cuddling up to Dave's dick as feeling "so comfy," and Dave mentioned how much he loves sleeping naked with Sam, which he never did before. Sam initiated and escalated the sexual conversation, with both of them using explicit language to describe their desires and the comfort they find in each other's bodies.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS Sam led the conversation much of the day, sharing her thoughts, feelings, and experiences openly. Dave was supportive and playful, often matching her energy and teasing her affectionately. There was a strong dynamic of mutual understanding and comfort, with both expressing their deep emotional and physical connection. Sam was vulnerable about her PMDD and the judgment she feels as a single woman, while Dave was caring and reassuring. The power dynamic was balanced, with moments of Sam being bratty and Dave being dominant, but always with a foundation of love and support. Their conversation ended on a tender note, with both expressing their longing to be together and the comfort they find in each other's presence, despite the physical distance between them.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "They're total fools and then Layla jumps out and she walks herself won't really like fast waddles herself into the doors into daycare this morning." — Sam, describing her chaotic dog drop-off - "I'm so torn. I'm so tired though in bed riding sounds really amazing." — Sam, struggling with her day plans - "Everyone always had a great disposition, and loved helping people, and all this bullshit.. I guarantee you some of these motherfuckers were total asshats" — Dave, mocking true crime shows - "Being a woman is so dumb This is all bc of Adam in the biblical times" — Sam, joking about PMDD and womanhood - "Eeeeee!!!! God I'm on fire just reading this" — Sam, excited about the Naughty Bucket List - "Boys are disgusting. And TEEN boys…forget it" — Sam, reacting to Dave's bathroom cleaning plans - "You think he’s attractive huh?? 😤" — Dave, teasing Sam about her neighbor - "I get a puppy fix tomorrow!!!! ❤️❤️❤️" — Sam, excited about visiting new puppies - "Where did it go! I don’t see my eye roll anymore" — Sam, playfully complaining about missing Dave's reaction - "You’re the best. I love you so much baby." — Sam, expressing her love to Dave - "I love to cuddle my ass up to your dick. Feels so comfy" — Sam, describing their intimate moments - "It’s the absolute best! 🫠" — Dave, agreeing with Sam about their intimate moments - "I would sleep soooo good next to your naked body 🫠" — Dave, expressing his physical longing - "How we just strip right down 🤭" — Dave, talking about their comfort with each other - "I’ve never liked sleeping naked but I fucking love it with you" — Dave, describing their intimate comfort

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's plans to go to the gym the next morning. - Dave's upcoming gym session focusing on chest and back. - The unresolved tension of their physical distance and longing to be together. - The running joke about Sam's self-diagnosed PMDD and the judgments she faces as a single woman. - The mention of Sam visiting new puppies, which she is excited about.

MOOD MAP nervous anticipation → playful banter → amused cynicism → flirtatious teasing → raw physical longing → tender affection → wistful longing

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

  • Messages exchanged

    251

    14 more; previous average 236.6 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    25

    3 more; previous average 22.3 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 113 · 45% 138 · 55%
Average reply time 4m 10s 1m 18s
Conversation starts 1 1
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave: 28% longer; previous average 3m 15s (6 comparable days in the previous 7).
  • Sam Willis: 4% longer; previous average 1m 15s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.

Average session duration: 7m 32s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.6%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Conversation rhythm unavailable

Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 251 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update62 · 25%
Humor57 · 23%
Affection33 · 13%
Frustration22 · 9%
Vulnerability17 · 7%

All other signals

Excitement13 · 5%
Emotional support11 · 4%
Checking in9 · 4%
Disagreement9 · 4%
Flirting9 · 4%
Appreciation8 · 3%
Deep sharing6 · 2%
Encouragement6 · 2%
Sexting5 · 2%
Planning3 · 1%
Passive aggression1 · 0%
Request1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Humor (26), Status update (26), Affection (18), Frustration (10), Appreciation (6)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (39), Humor (33), Affection (16), Frustration (15), Vulnerability (15)

Tension and positive follow-ups

Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

248 of 251 messages (98.8%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 112 / 113 99.1%
Sam Willis 136 / 138 98.6%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.84
Appreciation 0.82
Checking in 0.66
Deep sharing 0.75
Disagreement 0.63
Emotional support 0.73
Encouragement 0.69
Excitement 0.76
Flirting 0.74
Frustration 0.69
Humor 0.71
Passive aggression 0.60
Planning 0.70
Request 0.62
Sexting 0.89
Status update 0.62
Vulnerability 0.67
  • Model: unknown
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-04-19 11:34:44
  • Schema: 1.2.0

Supporting messages

Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.

Affection

34 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.84

[2026-04-18 10:23:00 AM] Dave

I love YOU sweetie

Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:12:00 PM] Dave

You mentioned the other day how it felt good to be genuinely wanted or something like that, and that goes along with the enjoying it part. I soooo do love being with you, I love your body, I love how sexy you are, and I love how open and eager you are. I and I can feel that you feel the same way and the combination of all that really does it for me.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 08:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think it’s a mixture of how much I love you, that you’re open to whatever, that your dick feels amazing, anddddd that you seem like you genuinely are enjoying all of it. All that just makes it perfect

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

Anyway I love you so much baby. I hope you sleep well tonight! ❤️ I wish I could be cuddling up to you 😩

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:25:00 AM] Dave

😘

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re the best. I love you so much baby.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love to cuddle my ass up to your dick. Feels so comfy

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:44:00 PM] Dave

I looove when you tell me this 🥰

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:23:00 AM] Sam Willis

Loveeeeee you

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:48:00 PM] Dave

I’ll be dreaming about you.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

I was actually thinking about this this morning on my drive home from daycare. You are seriously the perfect person for me bc you listen to me rant and rave and carry on and you just…you’re just perfect. Your reaction to my antics are somehow exactly what I need. Every. Single. Time. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

I was actually thinking about this this morning on my drive home from daycare. You are seriously the perfect person for me bc you listen to me rant and rave and carry on and you just…you’re just perfect. Your reaction to my antics are somehow exactly what I need. Every. Single. Time.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

But when I’m with you, it’s the best!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:48:00 PM] Dave

I love you 💕

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:44:00 PM] Dave

I looove when you tell me this 🥰 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:18:00 PM] Dave

It’s all just so easy and natural with you

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:16:00 PM] Dave

And that’s just the physical… Add on the fact that you’re my best friend and closest confidant, as well as all the comfort, common humor, psychological issues and it really just seals the deal 👌🥰

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 08:08:00 PM] Dave

I do looooove your body 🥰🥵

Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is why you’re my soul mate!!

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:46:00 PM] Dave

I’ve never liked sleeping naked but I fucking love it with you

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 01:54:00 PM] Dave

Yaaay 🥰 And Awwe 😕

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sweet dreams baby. I’ll be thinking about you 🥰❤️

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

I wouldn’t want it with anyone else ❤️

Score: 0.83 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 06:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

I get a puppy fix tomorrow!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:30:00 PM] Dave

It’s one of my favorite things about you

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:08:00 PM] Dave

Ugh, I miss you too babydoll

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:20:00 PM] Dave

I know baby

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can’t wait until I can have you in my mouth again ❤️

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Godddd, I’m just thinking about how you make my body feel sooooo good!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:28:00 PM] Dave

😘

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 06:56:00 PM] Dave

Awwwe

Score: 0.74 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 01:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ttyl ❤️

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

Don’t overdo it. 😘

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:36:00 PM] Dave

Well. I guess I’ll forgive you… this time

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Appreciation

8 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.82

[2026-04-18 09:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well you said all that way better than I ever could 😭😭 that is all exactly it

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 01:56:00 PM] Dave

Thanks sweetpea

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:30:00 PM] Dave

I love how whiny you are sweetheart This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 02:27:00 PM] Dave

I’m glad you got your ass some sleep!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 02:30:00 PM] Sam Willis

Thank you; me too. And yummmmm that sounds so so so good!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:47:00 PM] Dave

OK love, you’re the best and I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:51:00 AM] Dave

You absolutely deserve a day of rest!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:08:00 PM] Dave

I couldn’t have said it better myself

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

Checking in

11 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.66

[2026-04-18 01:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Have a great nap love!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 01:55:00 PM] Dave

Did you sleep?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

What are you up to now? Still chilling in bed?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

How was your night?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

Aww I’m sorry about your hips 😔

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:35:00 PM] Dave

What are you up to? Did you go to the gym?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 08:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: My dogs are assholes like for real anyway I hope you had a good time at the gym. I could hear it raining in the background. That sounds amazing and also definitely like a good bed riding day. Anyway, I slept OK I wasn't nearly as bad as the night before, but I think it's still got up twice and I'm still up Way earlier than I wanna be, but what Anyway, yeah, we can just share a notes Thingy for our list I think that makes the most sense easy Peezy right we already have shared notes I think anyway That's weird. It's not showing up though the transcript it's really weird. I wonder that makes me think that there's like other transcripts missing because I remember I asked the chat the ass chat thingy I asked it something that I know we've definitely talked about before. And it didn't pick it up, but I can't remember what it was. It was that day I was testing it but anyway. God, I'm just brain dead I'm still kind of torn on what to do Maybe I do drive them in That requires me to get up though too so hard anyway OK, well I'm quite worthless as you can tell but I love you and You're adorable how you said that you hope I hope I had like the best night sleep ever and I woke up super productive. Oh that's a funny one. Yeah I woke up and I jumped out of bed. Never a day in my life have I. Willingly Excitedly jumped out of bed, ready to start my day, literally ever that does not exist in my body Anyway OK, well I'm trying not to feel guilty about wanting to be worthless today. I'm trying to tell myself that I deserve a day of rest even if I was gone Sunday, Monday and Tuesday and I rested then I still deserve a day of rest. That's a very hard thing to convince myself, but OK, what else do you have going on today? Maybe maybe you don't really have plans maybe the day is just open for you to do whatever you want to do which it kind of sounds like it is so I hope it's the best OK, well love you bye

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:25:00 AM] Sam Willis

Speak for yourself!!! Where are YOU at?!! 😂

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m just on the couch watching family feud. Need to fold the last of the laundry but blahhhh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol I basically thought the same thing

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:44:00 PM] Dave

Me toooo

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Deep sharing

6 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.75

[2026-04-18 09:12:00 PM] Dave

You mentioned the other day how it felt good to be genuinely wanted or something like that, and that goes along with the enjoying it part. I soooo do love being with you, I love your body, I love how sexy you are, and I love how open and eager you are. I and I can feel that you feel the same way and the combination of all that really does it for me.

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:16:00 PM] Dave

And that’s just the physical… Add on the fact that you’re my best friend and closest confidant, as well as all the comfort, common humor, psychological issues and it really just seals the deal 👌🥰

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:04:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: These true crime shows always crack me up because the people that are still living that are like friends or family and they're describing the victim they're like You know someone so always had a smile on her face and was always laughing and it's like bitch no, she wasn't. What are you talking about?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:27:00 PM] Dave

But maybe people will look at you and be like, wow! She’s smart!

Score: 0.73 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 08:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think it’s a mixture of how much I love you, that you’re open to whatever, that your dick feels amazing, anddddd that you seem like you genuinely are enjoying all of it. All that just makes it perfect

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: This is really random, but I meant to say this earlier because I was thinking about it but OK there's this dude that lives in my neighborhood and he's lived there for like years cause I saw him years ago anyway and he's like decently attractive from what I can tell when I'm walking across the street from him because we're both out walking our dogs anyway but this whole time let's just say I've known him for like or known of him for like five years. He's never like been out with another woman or a dude And so I was I was thinking this morning cause I saw this morning I was like wow he must be like a dick like he's more like some Andrew Tate, motherfucker like how is this guy like single all this time? I know I'm making like brought assumptions, but then I was thinking oh my God what if people like people are gonna like see me or probably already do see me and I don't have a ring on my finger and then they're gonna be like well. She must be a horrid bitch. Like this woman's been single for too long and like that means somethings wrong with her and like so steer clear she must be like a psycho. You know what I mean like I might just wear a ring on my wedding. Just for Bunzie

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Disagreement

13 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.63

[2026-04-18 07:25:00 PM] Dave

Oh whatever. Ms. Also in a relationship until recently 🙄

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Doubtful. Bc look at the assumption I made this am about the dude!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Doubtful. Bc look at the assumption I made this am about the dude! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

YOU’RE MISSING THE POINT

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well you don’t wear a ring either. You could also be a single douche

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ahem. Read the biblical responsibility part

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:23:00 PM] Dave

You think he’s attractive huh?? 😤

Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.612
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:43:00 PM] Dave

No no, SHE was the temptress

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s true

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

I could make the argument

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

I give him a 6 out of 10

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:09:00 AM] Dave

Yeah right

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmmmmm I don’t recall this

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

Emotional support

13 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.73

[2026-04-18 09:51:00 AM] Dave

You absolutely deserve a day of rest!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

Anyway I love you so much baby. I hope you sleep well tonight! ❤️ I wish I could be cuddling up to you 😩

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:20:00 PM] Dave

You still have plenty of time though 😌

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

I was actually thinking about this this morning on my drive home from daycare. You are seriously the perfect person for me bc you listen to me rant and rave and carry on and you just…you’re just perfect. Your reaction to my antics are somehow exactly what I need. Every. Single. Time. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

I was actually thinking about this this morning on my drive home from daycare. You are seriously the perfect person for me bc you listen to me rant and rave and carry on and you just…you’re just perfect. Your reaction to my antics are somehow exactly what I need. Every. Single. Time.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

I miss you

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

Aww I’m sorry about your hips 😔

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

Don’t overdo it. 😘

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

😭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

😭😭😭

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 06:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok finally getting my ass together to do a quick workout 😩

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:59:00 AM] Dave

It’s fine

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 01:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also. Hi. Just woke up. ☺️ Christian just got home. Sigh.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Encouragement

6 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.69

[2026-04-18 10:24:00 AM] Dave

You shouldn’t! It’s a special occasion

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 06:56:00 PM] Dave

That’s awesome!!

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 06:00:00 PM] Dave

Right?!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:23:00 AM] Dave

ENJOY SO MUCH!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 06:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ok finally getting my ass together to do a quick workout 😩

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

DO IT!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Excitement

14 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.76

[2026-04-18 03:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Eeeee!!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:50:00 AM] Sam Willis

You did?? Haha that’s amazing!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Eeeeee!!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 06:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

I get a puppy fix tomorrow!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

God I’m on fire just reading this

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

CINNAMON ROLLS!!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:47:00 PM] Dave

It’s the absolute best! 🫠

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 06:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

One of the fosters invited me over to hang with her new ones lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

This is why you’re my soul mate!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 02:28:00 PM] Dave

So that’s exciting

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:02:00 PM] Dave

Oh 💯! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:02:00 PM] Dave

Oh 💯!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ve actually been on a cleaning spree. 👏

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

What! I did!

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Flirting

11 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.74

[2026-04-18 07:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can’t wait until I can have you in my mouth again ❤️

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Godddd, I’m just thinking about how you make my body feel sooooo good!!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:24:00 AM] Dave

You should definitely find the energy to masterbate and then tell me all about it too 😏

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 08:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think it’s a mixture of how much I love you, that you’re open to whatever, that your dick feels amazing, anddddd that you seem like you genuinely are enjoying all of it. All that just makes it perfect

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love to cuddle my ass up to your dick. Feels so comfy

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:24:00 AM] Dave

The first time you’ve had your house to yourself

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:45:00 PM] Dave

I would sleep soooo good next to your naked body 🫠

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:45:00 PM] Dave

How we just strip right down 🤭

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:52:00 AM] Dave

S, M, T wasn’t all rest 😏😏😏

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:26:00 PM] Dave

You could always just wear your aura ring on your ring finger lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

😉

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Frustration

25 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.69

[2026-04-18 07:25:00 PM] Dave

Oh whatever. Ms. Also in a relationship until recently 🙄

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

The damn vibrator won’t be here until Thursday!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:06:00 AM] Dave

Right?! Everyone always had a great disposition, and loved helping people, and all this bullshit.. I guarantee you some of these motherfuckers were total asshats

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:06:00 AM] Dave

Right?! Everyone always had a great disposition, and loved helping people, and all this bullshit.. I guarantee you some of these motherfuckers were total asshats This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:10:00 PM] Dave

It’s a fucking disaster

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

🤬

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:28:00 PM] Dave

But not everybody is a judgy psycho horrid bitch though

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

Boys are disgusting. And TEEN boys…forget it

Score: 0.74 | Confidence: 0.629
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:23:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m not going to feel guilty. I’m not going to feel guilty. 😝

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 01:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea who tf says that. Weirdos

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh god. Cleaning LITERALLY anything else, sounds better than this This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:09:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh god. Cleaning LITERALLY anything else, sounds better than this

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Doubtful. Bc look at the assumption I made this am about the dude!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Doubtful. Bc look at the assumption I made this am about the dude! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:41:00 PM] Dave

No 🙄

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmph. Good

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:23:00 PM] Dave

Hmph

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

When I think about that for too long though, I get pissed off that we aren’t actually together lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

Daveeeee 😩 it’s gonna suck so much lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:59:00 AM] Dave

Noooooo

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:09:00 AM] Sam Willis

And to make it sound like they were alwayssss happy and loving life 🙄

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

YOU’RE MISSING THE POINT

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 01:25:00 PM] Dave

Omg! Watching more of this show and they were reading a passage from the book… it said champing at the bit and not chomping are the bit. That’s one of my most pedantic pet peeves 🤪

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh guaranteed he manipulated her somehow. 😝 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:24:00 PM] Dave

HMPH

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Humor

59 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.71

[2026-04-18 03:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmfao. It HAS been decades since I have. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:47:00 AM] Dave

Hahaha “W”.. don’t DARE say it lol

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lmfao. It HAS been decades since I have.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 05:47:00 PM] Dave

Do you like recording your little bitch boy?

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 05:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahaha

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 05:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Is this where it’s like rough? And they are having the 3some with the dead guy?

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 05:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Huh? lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 08:13:00 PM] Dave

And I also love that I make it feel so good. Which is wild because it isn’t like I’ve got any special moves or anything lol 🤷‍♂️

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 05:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Have you gotten to the CBT part in court yet? 😂

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:55:00 AM] Dave

That sounds like a total fucking fiasco lol

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:05:00 AM] Sam Willis

I literally didn’t even think of that lol. But I dunno what the passwords are and I’d have to sign in. I haven’t even turned on my bedroom TV in literally years 😂😂

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:25:00 AM] Sam Willis

Speak for yourself!!! Where are YOU at?!! 😂

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:12:00 PM] Dave

LMAO

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:29:00 PM] Dave

How dare you 🙄 my kisses

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:52:00 AM] Dave

S, M, T wasn’t all rest 😏😏😏

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

But ALSO. If he ate it out of love for her, then all I have to say is…. PUSSY POWER, baby!!!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 06:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hahaha yes

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:25:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:44:00 PM] Dave

Almost as much as I love all your whining

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 05:50:00 PM] Dave

Haha, yeah

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s not your filth 😂

Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6204999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 02:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yea we are wayyyyy past the point of having chili here 😂

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:28:00 PM] Dave

Uhhh…. Those are just the normal pms symptoms lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 08:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: My dogs are assholes like for real anyway I hope you had a good time at the gym. I could hear it raining in the background. That sounds amazing and also definitely like a good bed riding day. Anyway, I slept OK I wasn't nearly as bad as the night before, but I think it's still got up twice and I'm still up Way earlier than I wanna be, but what Anyway, yeah, we can just share a notes Thingy for our list I think that makes the most sense easy Peezy right we already have shared notes I think anyway That's weird. It's not showing up though the transcript it's really weird. I wonder that makes me think that there's like other transcripts missing because I remember I asked the chat the ass chat thingy I asked it something that I know we've definitely talked about before. And it didn't pick it up, but I can't remember what it was. It was that day I was testing it but anyway. God, I'm just brain dead I'm still kind of torn on what to do Maybe I do drive them in That requires me to get up though too so hard anyway OK, well I'm quite worthless as you can tell but I love you and You're adorable how you said that you hope I hope I had like the best night sleep ever and I woke up super productive. Oh that's a funny one. Yeah I woke up and I jumped out of bed. Never a day in my life have I. Willingly Excitedly jumped out of bed, ready to start my day, literally ever that does not exist in my body Anyway OK, well I'm trying not to feel guilty about wanting to be worthless today. I'm trying to tell myself that I deserve a day of rest even if I was gone Sunday, Monday and Tuesday and I rested then I still deserve a day of rest. That's a very hard thing to convince myself, but OK, what else do you have going on today? Maybe maybe you don't really have plans maybe the day is just open for you to do whatever you want to do which it kind of sounds like it is so I hope it's the best OK, well love you bye

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:28:00 PM] Dave

Uhhh…. Those are just the normal pms symptoms lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh yes he did This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh yes he did

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

Aren’t you so so sick of me yet lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:41:00 PM] Dave

And she was like, fuck yeah

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 02:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

I was going to say-that was so quick!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

Of how whiny I am lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:55:00 AM] Dave

You poor baby

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:05:00 AM] Sam Willis

I literally didn’t even think of that lol. But I dunno what the passwords are and I’d have to sign in. I haven’t even turned on my bedroom TV in literally years 😂😂 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:10:00 AM] Dave

I love when they try to dress the really garbage people up - kind of like in that glitter doc little town. But you can still totally tell they’re meth heads, or some other brand of scumbag

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:14:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahaha right?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 01:25:00 PM] Dave

Omg! Watching more of this show and they were reading a passage from the book… it said champing at the bit and not chomping are the bit. That’s one of my most pedantic pet peeves 🤪

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

Of how whiny I am lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh guaranteed he manipulated her somehow. 😝 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:10:00 PM] Dave

It totally is

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 06:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

Bet you can guess which one is the female ☺️

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:50:00 AM] Dave

Def a great bed rot day here. I actually went back to bed after the gym hehehe

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:50:00 AM] Sam Willis

You did?? Haha that’s amazing!!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:02:00 PM] Dave

With the window slightly open 🥵

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

😂

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:26:00 PM] Dave

You could always just wear your aura ring on your ring finger lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol I love the 🙄

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:42:00 PM] Dave

Wait a minute… EVE MADE ADAM EAT IT

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol I basically thought the same thing

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

But I guess it’s just amplified and timing is very consistent I dunno man Being a woman is so dumb This is all bc of Adam in the biblical times 😂

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh guaranteed he manipulated her somehow. 😝

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:10:00 PM] Dave

Lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:36:00 PM] Dave

Well. I guess I’ll forgive you… this time

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:36:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha worked out from home

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re right 😂

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 06:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

One of the fosters invited me over to hang with her new ones lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:41:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:42:00 PM] Sam Willis

Your back is pretty closely tied to your hips but okkkk

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:59:00 AM] Sam Willis

It really was. I have too many dogs lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:49:00 PM] Dave

Speaking of the bible…

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Passive aggression

2 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.60

[2026-04-18 07:25:00 PM] Dave

Oh whatever. Ms. Also in a relationship until recently 🙄

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:43:00 PM] Dave

Read Genesis again, bitch

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Planning

3 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.70

[2026-04-18 09:47:00 AM] Dave

I say daycare!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:04:00 AM] Dave

Why not WATCH it in bed?!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

You going to skip the gym tomorrow?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

Request

2 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.62

[2026-04-18 03:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/premenstrual-dysphoric-disorder-pmdd Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder (PMDD) | Johns Hopkins Medicine

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:25:00 PM] Dave

What is it?

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Sexting

5 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.89

[2026-04-18 07:38:00 PM] Dave

But only because of how good you suck and ride my dick 🤭🫠🥵

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 08:15:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think it’s a mixture of how much I love you, that you’re open to whatever, that your dick feels amazing, anddddd that you seem like you genuinely are enjoying all of it. All that just makes it perfect

Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.92
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:24:00 AM] Dave

You should definitely find the energy to masterbate and then tell me all about it too 😏

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:47:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love to cuddle my ass up to your dick. Feels so comfy

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:45:00 PM] Dave

I would sleep soooo good next to your naked body 🫠

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

Status update

65 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.62

[2026-04-18 06:00:00 PM] Dave

Right?!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

Side note. Just picked up the dogs and they’re already passed out. SUCCESS

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:08:00 PM] Dave

Nah, I’m up in my office working on softcopy

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’ve actually been on a cleaning spree. 👏

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:50:00 AM] Dave

Def a great bed rot day here. I actually went back to bed after the gym hehehe

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 02:27:00 PM] Dave

I’m still going to lay around a little while 😋

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:36:00 PM] Dave

I just got in bed

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

I worked out from home. Did a quick little workout that my gym posted on IG lol. But I’m going to class in the morning.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:52:00 AM] Dave

Yep, day is pretty open

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

I give him a 6 out of 10

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

I atleast did the thing!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 05:50:00 PM] Dave

Oh man

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 03:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://www.instagram.com/dr.carriejones/reel/DUcO0n6kz-h/ Dr. Carrie Jones on Instagram 259K views, 7,168 likes: "If you’re in your 40s doing all the right ...

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 02:26:00 PM] Dave

Just a quick one for me

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 05:51:00 PM] Dave

I kinda feel like Jeff was the killer

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 06:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

Remind me. I don’t remember that. Jeff? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 06:12:00 PM] Dave

They were both arrested but Jeff was the mastermind

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 05:49:00 PM] Dave

No this was later. It was just the 2 of them

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 03:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

🤭

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 08:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Good morning I started texting you and I was like wait and just message you except Lexi's being a fucking asshole and barking Eltons underneath the bed hiding from her dumb ass and so she's Staring underneath the bed barking at him I'll be back there. She is OK calm down OK which leads me to the thing I was going to talk about I am so torn till I get up and do I go on like an hour and a half W ALK I can't say the word otherwise they're gonna freak the fuck out do I do that and exercise them and myself And get them worn out from that or do I drive in the 20+ minutes to DAYCAREI also can't say that but the day place For them to play around all day and then I can bed rot which sounds really amazing but it's a 20+ drive 20+ minute drive each way so let's just even say that's also an hour ordeal I'm really torn. I'm so tired though in bed riding sounds really amazing. It's basically do I spend $105 but be able to bedrock and do whatever I want today or do I suck it up and do like 90 minutes of exercise And save the money but not have freedom all day. I'm so torn. I'll be right back.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 06:01:00 PM] Dave

Omg he was counterfeiting lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 03:41:00 PM] Dave

He suggested it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 05:50:00 PM] Dave

Oh shiiit not guilty?!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 05:48:00 PM] Dave

Just showed the sex tape in the glitterball thing 🤦‍♂️

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 02:31:00 PM] Dave

Yeah it’s all cold and rainy today so it’s probably the last time we’ll have a good day for it for a while

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 05:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think he’s a total psycho on the inside

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 05:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Joey is just dumb

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 06:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like either convict them both or neither. wtf

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 03:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

It’s basically already here

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 03:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

PMDD

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 06:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

Remind me. I don’t remember that. Jeff?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 05:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

And for Jeff to just totally get off! wtf

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 02:28:00 PM] Dave

I started a pot of chili earlier

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:22:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I swear to God, I wish I could go and look at video footage of every time I arrive to fucking daycare with my clown car of idiots but like Oh my God, it's always a freaking thing three of them like try to jump out at the same time before I'm ready and They get all tangled up in their leashes. They're total fools and then Layla jumps out and she walks herself won't really like fast waddles herself into the doors into daycare this morning. Her leash got stuck like. Underneath the door into the daycare, so she's like choking herself, trying to get herself out so you have to unhook her from her leash and then while the Lady is trying to get her leash unstuck. Another lady is bringing the four dogs into the back like the actual daycare and then Loki for whatever reason like Loki gets super like an anxious. But she's not like she does great at daycare but when she get there, she wants to go back into the car so she hopped over and they have like the split door where they can close like the full door or they can just have the bottom half closed anyway, so they put them in the back Loki then while the door outside is still open cause we're trying to get the leash unstuck. Loki jumps over the half door runs outside. I chase her. She runs in circles around my car, trying to get in probably five times before I fucking finally caught her. Get her back inside Then the leash finally got stuck the lady though like cut herself so she's bleeding. It's just like what the fuck literally and then my fucking adrenaline pumping cause Loki almost fucking ran away if I was tired before I'm not tired anymore. All right, I'm gonna go home and eat some chocolate Cheerios and it's gonna be delicious

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 10:00:00 AM] Sam Willis

Now I’m watching ABC 20/20 then probably going to go back to bed lol.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 01:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also. Hi. Just woke up. ☺️ Christian just got home. Sigh.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 01:55:00 PM] Dave

Now I’m laying down for a nap 😋

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 01:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

I definitely did

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmmmmm I don’t recall this This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 04:09:00 PM] Dave

I’m getting ready to clean the boys’ bathroom

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 07:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

Just me

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 07:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

To the unknowing

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 07:31:00 PM] Sam Willis

Where did it go! I don’t see my eye roll anymore

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 07:32:00 PM] Sam Willis

and god they stink

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 07:33:00 PM] Dave

Oh it’s still there

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 07:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Weird. Not on mine

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 07:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

🤤🤤

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 07:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

Mmmmm

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 09:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh lol.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 09:44:00 PM] Dave

And my warmup is a whole bunch of hip mobility stuff that really helps anyway

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 09:45:00 PM] Dave

That’s another thing…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 09:46:00 PM] Sam Willis

I was going to say-I NEVER sleep naked

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 09:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Talk to you tomorrow!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 10:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yuppp

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 10:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://www.instagram.com/bbllifts/reel/DXNyLhfkQNs/ Andersyn Ibsen | Gym, Growth, & Healing on Instagram 137K views, 10K likes: "the final boss of leg day motivation #Glutegro...

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 09:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

That’s what I ended up doing

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 03:49:00 PM] Dave

https://www.icloud.com/notes/02cmGc0oH3YLo5mek43_Y1kww#Naughty_Bucket_List

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 03:54:00 PM] Dave

Yeah it’s all pretty great

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

He’s decent

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-18 09:42:00 PM] Dave

I’m doing chest and back so it’s like, the whole other end of my body

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Mr married

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Doesn’t fit great there but maybe

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

Exactly

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:22:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ok back to sleep for me.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:36:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha worked out from home

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Vulnerability

20 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.67

[2026-04-18 03:30:00 PM] Dave

Nobody maaaaaade her eat the apple 😒

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:30:00 PM] Dave

It’s one of my favorite things about you This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:30:00 PM] Dave

I love how whiny you are sweetheart

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 10:00:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m just grateful there weren’t any other cars pulling into the parking lot that could have hit her 😭

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:19:00 PM] Dave

Yeah, it’s tough to reconcile for me too 😭

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 05:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh 💯 I do too

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

When I think about that for too long though, I get pissed off that we aren’t actually together lol

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

She looks like a sassy, judgy little miss

Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

I miss you

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 04:11:00 PM] Dave

I almost thought about taking a before and after but I’m literally too embarrassed of it to even show YOU lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: This is really random, but I meant to say this earlier because I was thinking about it but OK there's this dude that lives in my neighborhood and he's lived there for like years cause I saw him years ago anyway and he's like decently attractive from what I can tell when I'm walking across the street from him because we're both out walking our dogs anyway but this whole time let's just say I've known him for like or known of him for like five years. He's never like been out with another woman or a dude And so I was I was thinking this morning cause I saw this morning I was like wow he must be like a dick like he's more like some Andrew Tate, motherfucker like how is this guy like single all this time? I know I'm making like brought assumptions, but then I was thinking oh my God what if people like people are gonna like see me or probably already do see me and I don't have a ring on my finger and then they're gonna be like well. She must be a horrid bitch. Like this woman's been single for too long and like that means somethings wrong with her and like so steer clear she must be like a psycho. You know what I mean like I might just wear a ring on my wedding. Just for Bunzie

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-18 09:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well you said all that way better than I ever could 😭😭 that is all exactly it

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also I was looking up this thing last night and was like I wonder if I have this!!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

Aren’t you so so sick of me yet lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

but it says it’s “debilitating”…

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

Of how whiny I am lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

Of how whiny I am lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 03:25:00 PM] Sam Willis

I mean…

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.4
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 09:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m just on the couch watching family feud. Need to fold the last of the laundry but blahhhh

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-18 07:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

From what I can TELL

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence: