2026-05-19
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[2026-05-19 08:20:00] Sam Willis: good morning
[2026-05-19 08:29:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine how are you doing this morning? I hope you slept so good with your dogs all over the place. And Christian all I'm pretty much moved out I've been running all over the place getting orders ready and shit this morning so didn't send your message yet sorry about that Oh shit I run it after that The shipping place now to get some packages out they're too big to fit in the mailbox. I know my post fucking hates my guts because it's just about every day. It was like full of boxes that just barely fit in there and I think I could get five of them into the mailbox. So he's gotta like reach all in there and it's gotta be a pain in the heck Like their big square boxes and you know what looks like obviously So you can't grab them easily really So anyway What if I go up to the shipping place that like house is mine return address my business address If I have packages to fit in the mailbox or whatever That's what I'm doing so yeah I hope you have a great ride to work Sure, it's gonna be fantastic nice and easy Tuesday morning Yeah, let me know when you wanna check in today. I can do it pretty much anytime you want so just let me know. All right, yeah I hope you're having a great morning and I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice
[2026-05-19 08:33:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-19 08:33:00] Dave: Eeeeeeee!
[2026-05-19 08:45:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning There's no such thing as an easy Tuesday morning, especially when it comes to a commute, but I appreciate you being optimistic and hoping for the best but I just left like a few minutes ago Do you even have any work meetings? Are you even paying attention to work? Don't you be forgetting? You know your job kind of but you are keeping the post office employed so I wouldn't feel too too the packages that you're shipping and shove in the mailbox. Sorry, I had to roll down the window cause I had like straight hair I wanted to throw out anyway I don't get my fucking order ring. OK I thought that I slept amazing. I didn't wake up once like I think two dogs were in bed with me at one point but then I woke up and only Loki was oh my God she was like. Right next to me like I had no room left on the bed so I don't know if she was cold or what but she started out at my feet so I don't understand anyway the dogs were freaking tired, but I'll have to say I thought I slept amazing and I wake up and my sleep score is like 60 something and I'm like what the fuck is so my readiness so I think that it still is like you're kind of sick Like it thinks that I'm sick which maybe I am who knows But yeah, I'm just like how come the nights that literally the night that I sleep the best it's like your sleep is ass and the night that I tossed and turn and can't fall asleep for two hours and think my sleep is amazing because it doesn't pick up the fact that they tried to fucking fall asleep two hours before that So anyway, I digress There's a cop Slow down The house is looking I got it pretty clean. I am anxious because the dogs are gonna be home alone all day and I set up another camera in my living room so I can see if Lexi is trying to fucking torture the cat. But I don't know I'm probably gonna leave the office at like one 130 so I can head home and work some more from there. It's just making me too fucking nervous so I mean so let's say I left at 6:30. Let's say I get home at 23 that's eight hours all my poor baby. Yeah, I gotta leave early so Kind of rethinking how I wanna do my whole schedule This is so stupid also, I hope I hear back from the fucking Midland bank this week even if it's a no like I wanna know I also need to update my fucking résumé. I wanna have like one that's more GRC focused and then one that's more like cyber oversight focused. So cause a lot of the rules are around like GRC and so I needed to tailor it, but I just wanna know like What the fuck is going on around here you know So yeah AnyWho, what was it going to say? Another cop, what are these cops doing? It's annoying. How did you sleep? Also I don't know. I'll think of it. I'm sure but I will talk to you soon. Oh, do you wanna see a nasty photo of Layla's nail? It's like coming off and I don't know if it requires of that visit or if I should just wait for it to fucking fall off. Well, it's not really that gross but it's like just like fucking hang in there and then you can see like literally her pink slushy Bear nail I don't even know if it's a fucking nail underneath it. I don't know. I need to send it to my rescue friends. Do I need to go into the vet or do you here?
[2026-05-19 08:54:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: He said nasty photo and I got my hopes up Which reminds me I never asked you about the dirty video you made I wouldn't know about that like how long was it and who was it with and do you still have it? The dog nail thing is No big deal I've had like their nail come off in the little pink quick is in there. We're hanging out there. It just grow back over it. It's fine like I've had one. It's probably on creek boomers Like the nail like broke or something like the end of it and it was like still hanging on there a little bit so I like clipped it off all the way and got it out of there and just left it. It was fine I think maybe another time when I'm like she did the rest of it off himself. For herself, but thank your dog will be fine at home I mean definitely still go home early but Yeah, they'll be fine and he's not torturing the cat He's he's just playing and that's what you want that you want them to constructively spend their time So What else did you say he said something else? Oh yeah, actually got a lot of meetings today. Which sucks. So yeah, keeping up with that more or less But yeah, sex tape talk about that
[2026-05-19 09:02:00] Sam Willis: I’m too afraid to clip off the nail!
[2026-05-19 09:03:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-19 09:03:00] Sam Willis: Sex tape. Oh lord
[2026-05-19 09:05:00] Dave: It really isn’t a huge deal
[2026-05-19 09:05:00] Dave: Yep, that’s nbd. Just try to clip off whatever of the nail is left connected. Or clip off as much of the end of the nail as you can. Or just leave it and it will also be fine. Either he’ll chew it off himself or it’ll just work its way off through walking around and stuff.
[2026-05-19 09:06:00] Dave: Do you ever watch it? 😈
[2026-05-19 09:06:00] Dave: Do you ever watch it? 😈
[2026-05-19 09:06:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So the first and only legit tape This is back in the day was with my second boyfriend I was in high school. He was fine whatever his name is Michael not the Mike that went to prison, but the guy after he made me call him my goal so that it wasn't like I was confusing Mike was my first love. So anyway, I think we've watched it together once in the meat burned it. I don't know. I don't remember anything about it. I mean I took this guy's virginity so and he was like the second guy I was over with so it's not like it was like any good I'm sure. And then I'm sure that there's recordings like on the phone or used to be Me and others like Joe probably Bucky Chaz not anyway I don't know there's probably some things. I don't know if they still exist. I doubt that they do but what about you while I'm guessing yours is with Juliet and you said it no longer exist so Yeah, this was like literally like set up a camera on a tripod type sex tape I mean, but I was like 16 years old AnyWho, what are you? Yeah, I ain't touching that mail I'm gonna fuck it I don't clip her nails anyway or any of my dog nails I ain't doing that they're too sick. I'll put the cat as they freaking. Let me oh my God they're so long and then they try to eat my hand every time I try to cut their nails it's a total disaster so anyway, I have no desire to watch sex tapes or videos of me with any exes I'm pretty sure. Like honestly, I'm cringing thinking about it
[2026-05-19 09:07:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: No, Lexi is not playing with the cats. She's tormenting she's she's hunting. She's a fucking little terrorist like always. Also, she's digging again in the backyard. Which is another thing why I don't like leaving them alone all day because she is just she's up to no good. She's always up to no good.
[2026-05-19 09:13:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So how do you feel about making sex tapes with me? Just thought I'd throw that out there Because I'm I'm not a verse to it but anyway So you don't even cut your dogs toenails What like what why it's not a big deal I mean, I guess it has a little intimidating at first, but if you do it a couple times it's pretty easy But yeah, I just then just leave the nail. It'll be fine seriously it's not a big deal. I would like it looks like you could probably just take it like with the clippers and kind of bend it off of the rest of that quick that's in there because it looks like just a little bit of it cause it'll just like slide out it's like just like a little glove on it I don't know And then it can go back easy but he she whichever one it is will probably just chew it off or something because I've let that happen to you and it's fine But yeah, I wanna make a sex tape together
[2026-05-19 09:14:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, another I think about the list we've got all kinds of things that we could document that would be pretty sexy my dressing room sex Like God, all kinds of other things Dildo threesomes Oh gosh, yeah lots of good stuff going on
[2026-05-19 09:18:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'll address a nail thing first before I start talking about the next First off, so do you have the special nail clippers I mean not special but like you're not just talking about like normal ass nail clippers for humans right the thing that freaks me out about clipping black nails is that you can't see like it just in general, you can't see where the quick is and so I don't like that if it was a if they had blonde, blonde, white nails, blonde nails, I don't know anyway you can see where the quick is that would not freak me out as much but like these are tough, you need like the clippers and then the quick No, I ain't doing all. That's what you're gonna do it like an angle or some shit. I don't know it freaks me out. But yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine. I just hope it just falls off soon. It's just like this has happened to their due clause plenty of times but they're not actively walking on their dewclaws so that's what I'm just kinda like poor baby you're gonna like walk on this awkward ass side now, but hopefully that makes it come off sooner. You didn't answer me about your sex way don't think I didn't notice but also yeah I'm not. I'm not adverse to it either. We just have a long ass list of things to get through. We're gonna have to have like four more. Weeks together to you know get all the shit done so I'm not that's a bad thing but I think that would be very hot You can't store it on your phone that's for answer OK I was gonna get over and everybody's sitting on their brakes so that did not work I don't wanna go to work. I'm almost there, but I don't wanna do it. So guys, I gotta get over let's like underlay oh you fuckers all right I'm gonna let you go bye
[2026-05-19 09:19:00] Dave: No, dog clippers.
[2026-05-19 09:19:00] Dave: Yeah, blonde nails are easier. But you can just take a little off at a time
[2026-05-19 09:23:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, what do you? What do you mean? I can't store it on my phone you can't start it on your phone. How about that? And but yeah, that does sound pretty hot and yeah, take as many weeks as you want to, but we can Cram as much as we can So yeah, what was the question about my? Sex tape yeah it was with Juliet obviously It was a couple times like over the years and yeah, it's all gone now and yes, it was also pretty cringe I looked at them once or twice and was like Never mind So yeah, like that with any video of me doing anything there to be honest Well, my skateboarding videos are pretty pretty bad ass, but but yeah, what do you mean? I can't keep it on my phone. I'm secure here not the one leaving my fucking MacBook open with messages just completely wide-open for everybody to check out. But yeah, what was the other? What else did you wanna know about about my? I thought we were clear. I thought we were like there wasn't a question happening or whatever I wasn't trying to get over on you.
[2026-05-19 09:26:00] Sam Willis: Too risky to have it on your phone!!
[2026-05-19 09:26:00] Dave: Too risky how!?
[2026-05-19 09:27:00] Dave: Well how am I supposed to watch it lol
[2026-05-19 09:27:00] Sam Willis: I’m single!!
[2026-05-19 09:27:00] Sam Willis: One time with me
[2026-05-19 09:27:00] Sam Willis: Bc you’re married!!!
[2026-05-19 09:28:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Home honestly, that you mentioned like dad's kind of like cringe like you know like watching any video of me and I was kind of the first thought. I have whatever you were like. What about making a sex day with me because in my brain and in my body Our sex is super fucking hot and super fucking amazing and then if I watch myself doing it on video though what if it ruins it for me forever because I'm gonna be thinking about how I actually look Maybe maybe I need to lose like 30 pounds first I don't know man
[2026-05-19 09:30:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: You don't have 30 pounds to lose please but yeah you're probably right. Maybe we should just scratch that idea and keep it as hot as we think it is in our minds although I'm pretty sure at least you would be hot in it. My pale sloppy ass would kill it, but yeah, let's just keep it Keep it how we think it is
[2026-05-19 09:31:00] Dave: Oh please
[2026-05-19 09:31:00] Sam Willis: I DO have 30 lbs to lose.
[2026-05-19 09:32:00] Sam Willis: But mmmm what about a video of me down on my knees sucking your dick or you eating my pussy? 🤤🤤
[2026-05-19 09:32:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-05-19 09:32:00] Dave: You’d be a skeleton if you lost 30lbs
[2026-05-19 09:33:00] Dave: Ok… let’s rethink this 🥵
[2026-05-19 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm good point
[2026-05-19 09:34:00] Dave: But I have to have a copy because how else am I’m going to masterbate to it later?!
[2026-05-19 09:35:00] Dave: My shits secure! Like the 30 afterglow photos wouldn’t be damning enough lmao.
[2026-05-19 09:36:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-05-19 09:36:00] Sam Willis: But we aren’t TOGETHER in the afterglow pics 🤪
[2026-05-19 09:36:00] Sam Willis: ALL of our shit is damning
[2026-05-19 09:37:00] Dave: 💯
[2026-05-19 09:37:00] Dave: 💯
[2026-05-19 09:37:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-19 09:38:00] Sam Willis: My poor babes. Laying on the cold hard floor.
[2026-05-19 09:43:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-19 09:43:00] Dave: They’re laying where they want to lay
[2026-05-19 09:44:00] Dave: Why don’t you kennel them while you’re gone?
[2026-05-19 09:52:00] Sam Willis: And I have 2 dog beds in that room. 2 dog beds in the living room. Yet they still sleep on a hard floor lol
[2026-05-19 09:52:00] Sam Willis: So they can go outside. There’s a crate laying out of view for Lexi but she’s like nah
[2026-05-19 09:53:00] Sam Willis: You know why?!? Bc they miss the damn bean bag chair that Christian took! 🤬
[2026-05-19 09:58:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-19 10:06:00] Sam Willis: It’s true!
[2026-05-19 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Like a screen or glass door?
[2026-05-19 10:07:00] Dave: Idk, but I feel like I have…
[2026-05-19 10:07:00] Dave: Maybe a screen door
[2026-05-19 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Random but have you ever accidentally walked into a door?
[2026-05-19 10:08:00] Sam Willis: I have multiple times. So embarrassing
[2026-05-19 10:08:00] Sam Willis: Probs atleast 3 times
[2026-05-19 10:09:00] Dave: How/when/where?
[2026-05-19 11:07:00] Sam Willis: Have you ever been to Smith Mountain Lake?
[2026-05-19 11:12:00] Sam Willis: Is it amazing
[2026-05-19 11:12:00] Dave: Yea
[2026-05-19 11:13:00] Dave: Why??
[2026-05-19 11:13:00] Sam Willis: He was there this past weekend
[2026-05-19 11:13:00] Dave: It’s… a lake
[2026-05-19 11:13:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-05-19 11:13:00] Dave: OH
[2026-05-19 11:13:00] Sam Willis: Josh B was talking about it
[2026-05-19 11:13:00] Dave: Where did you hear about SML
[2026-05-19 11:14:00] Dave: Yeah, I’m not really a lake-person… but people seem to really dig it
[2026-05-19 11:14:00] Dave: Have you ever been to a lake? They’re fucking gross
[2026-05-19 11:14:00] Sam Willis: You aren’t?
[2026-05-19 11:14:00] Sam Willis: Why not?
[2026-05-19 11:16:00] Dave: My parents had a friend that lived up there and had a boat and stuff so we’d go for a day here and there.
[2026-05-19 11:29:00] Sam Willis: You are so funny
[2026-05-19 12:06:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Do you know what I just thought about? If I'm getting this job with Midland, if I'm probably gonna have to get a drug test and so I'm not gonna be able to do any Gummies while we're together in a few weeks because I'm not risking that so That sucks unless maybe I can get it done before you come. I don't know this talking to mine because I was just on the background check working group call and one of the. One employee just got fired for a field drug test so bro, can't risk it Messaging me I'll be back
[2026-05-19 12:20:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Also, I think it's so funny that you're like southern kind of country boy which maybe you're not actually a country boy but you're like a southern boy and like you're like lakes are disgusting You're so southern bougie it's so funny anyway I mean, do you like fishing? You don't have to swim in the lake you could go on a boat you could go fishing. What about like hiking around the lake?
[2026-05-19 12:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I was actually just getting ready to See how your day was going too, and I put my phone up and saw that I had messages. I don't know why I didn't alert me. So that was weird so how's your day going, baby?
[2026-05-19 12:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Fucking fishing is the worst thing ever I don't really like boats either I just I've never had good experiences with those things like I mean I have. I've had some I guess, but like every time I've ever gone on a boat I've like gotten sunburn and been out there like way too long. The same with fishing and like I've never called anything that handful of times that fish before I did catch something there was some stupid little fish and it like fucking killed it trying to get the hook out and then just fucking sang to the bottom it was just like this stupid depressing thing and then the whole thing you're just sitting there like you're just fucking sitting there like there's nothing like I don't know how there's fishing competition competitions cause it's not a skill like Sure, you choose whatever baked to throw I guess but like you're just fucking throwing shit into the water I don't know that it's just never been appealing and yeah, I was always the odd one out with lakes too. Everybody else go swimming in a lake like that. Yeah, I don't know just in my thing But this drug test thing that sucks that you're not gonna be able to get high but I mean whatever it's not that bad but do you really think they're gonna drug test you like? And who at Schwab gets drug tested like just out of the blue like I've never been drug tested but like I didn't have to get drug tested when I started at TDA and have never been since so not even on my radar I did get drug tested recently though for my Adderall and passed it like two weeks after taking a gummy so there's that but yeah certainly if you think you gotta get drug tested for it then don't don't risk it absolutely We'll just get super drunk
[2026-05-19 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Omg fishing is so fun!
[2026-05-19 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Don’t like boats!!
[2026-05-19 12:59:00] Sam Willis: I love a sun burn! 😂
[2026-05-19 13:00:00] Sam Willis: And all the Forge ppl have to get drug tested
[2026-05-19 13:00:00] Sam Willis: You get drug tested when you first start at Schwab
[2026-05-19 13:00:00] Dave: Oh wow
[2026-05-19 13:00:00] Dave: Emerson has started fishing and fucking LOVES it
[2026-05-19 13:00:00] Sam Willis: I’m shocked you didn’t for TDA transition. Maybe you did and you don’t remember?
[2026-05-19 13:00:00] Sam Willis: Thank you for not breaking up with me if I can’t have gummies lol
[2026-05-19 13:01:00] Sam Willis: Day is very busy 🤪 but I’ll message you more in a bit. Plus gotta check in today!
[2026-05-19 13:01:00] Dave: I’m 99% sure I didn’t. I was brought over pretty early though so maybe we slipped through through cracks
[2026-05-19 13:03:00] Sam Willis: That’s very true
[2026-05-19 14:07:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-19 14:07:00] Sam Willis: I think my ring is synced to someone else
[2026-05-19 14:07:00] Sam Willis: I don’t remember waking up at ALL last night
[2026-05-19 14:19:00] Dave: Oh yeah! I meant to remind you early not to put too much weight on what it says. Like, if you feel like you slept well… you probably slept well
[2026-05-19 15:05:00] Sam Willis: I have a pimple on my chest and omg I want it GONE
[2026-05-19 15:15:00] Sam Willis: It’s not cute 😔
[2026-05-19 15:15:00] Dave: Mmmmmm, your chest 🤤
[2026-05-19 15:16:00] Sam Willis: But thank you ❤️
[2026-05-19 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Whatcha doing
[2026-05-19 15:35:00] Dave: Waitin for you 😘
[2026-05-19 16:12:00] Sam Willis: Lost you
[2026-05-19 16:12:00] Sam Willis: Nothing important
[2026-05-19 16:12:00] Sam Willis: lol it’s fine
[2026-05-19 16:12:00] Dave: Dropped
[2026-05-19 16:13:00] Sam Willis: Love you baby
[2026-05-19 16:13:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-19 16:13:00] Dave: I love YOU
[2026-05-19 16:13:00] Dave: you’re the best
[2026-05-19 16:13:00] Sam Willis: Thanks for checking in!
[2026-05-19 16:13:00] Dave: Thank YOU
[2026-05-19 16:22:00] Sam Willis: You know what’s bs? Leave the office at 130 and it is still an hour to get home
[2026-05-19 16:24:00] Dave: That’s dumb
[2026-05-19 16:35:00] Sam Willis: Not to like brag or anything but like…it is so amazing to live alone 😅
[2026-05-19 16:36:00] Sam Willis: Also. Don’t cross dispensary off the list yet!!
[2026-05-19 16:37:00] Dave:
[2026-05-19 16:37:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-19 16:40:00] Dave: Like.. in the real, grownup world would a place really not hire you if you tested positive for thc?.. I’m not saying you should chance it. But is that still a thing? Or are they looking for like meth users lol
[2026-05-19 16:45:00] Sam Willis: I’m not sure but I know the dude from Forge got fired bc of a failed drug test. Just not sure which drug
[2026-05-19 16:47:00] Sam Willis: Ofc I just called the vet about Laylas nail and they were like you can’t really send us a pic. You have to come in. Soooo going to the vet in a couple hrs lol
[2026-05-19 16:59:00] Dave: You’re so sweet
[2026-05-19 17:00:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-19 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm is that sarcasm
[2026-05-19 17:15:00] Dave: Not really sarcasm… because it’s true. You are sweet. But it seemed better than “for real 😐”
[2026-05-19 17:15:00] Dave: Not really sarcasm… because it’s true. You are sweet. But it seemed better than “for real 😐”
[2026-05-19 17:22:00] Sam Willis: lol. Are you perplexed that I’m taking her to the vet? 😅
[2026-05-19 17:22:00] Sam Willis: They said it could be down to the bone!! (Doubt it is). And they said it could be very painful!! (Doesn’t seem like it is)
[2026-05-19 17:24:00] Dave: I’m perplexed that you don’t cut their nails at all.. being such a dog person
[2026-05-19 17:24:00] Sam Willis: You can’t cut this! It’s fubar
[2026-05-19 17:25:00] Sam Willis: And none of my dogs need any regular nail cutting bc their rough housing and being on concrete keeps them low.
[2026-05-19 17:26:00] Sam Willis: I’m also a house person and that doesn’t mean I know fuck all about being a handy woman 🤪
[2026-05-19 17:26:00] Sam Willis: Your argument is invalid
[2026-05-19 17:27:00] Sam Willis: Maybe I am 😝
[2026-05-19 17:27:00] Dave: Yes, you live in one, but you aren’t ALL ABOUT houses like you are about dogs 🤣
[2026-05-19 17:28:00] Dave: Then why haven’t you devoted your life to habitat for humanity?
[2026-05-19 17:28:00] Sam Willis: Eww that sounds horrid. I see your point, but I got sweaty just reading that.
[2026-05-19 17:28:00] Sam Willis: They’re lucky they get the occasional baths 😅
[2026-05-19 17:28:00] Sam Willis: Eww that sounds horrid. I see your point, but I got sweaty just reading that.
[2026-05-19 17:28:00] Sam Willis: Listen. It’s like human kids. When you have so many, you just let them be lol
[2026-05-19 17:30:00] Dave: I love how easily you… secrete fluids 😏
[2026-05-19 17:30:00] Sam Willis: Listen to you turning my sweaty comment into something sexual. I love it
[2026-05-19 17:30:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-05-19 17:30:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-19 17:31:00] Dave: It’s what I do 🤷♂️
[2026-05-19 17:40:00] Dave: I actually can’t wait to meet your dogs 🤭
[2026-05-19 17:42:00] Sam Willis: Eeeee! I can’t either. They’re going to smell though when we pick them up. Goood lord they’ll smell lol.
[2026-05-19 17:51:00] Dave: That’s fine
[2026-05-19 17:55:00] Sam Willis: Grrrr I just realized I’m paying over $5/lb of dog food on Chewy when it’s less than $3/lb on Amazon
[2026-05-19 18:18:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: This is a prime example of something that Bucky does every once in the blue moon just as like a little like thing So I had a missed call a bit ago and it was like hey this is so-so from JDS autobody giving you a call about the jeep. Just have a couple questions for you and then we'll go ahead and get started on this thing and at first I was like OK clearly not for being but then I decided to look up where this auto body place even was and I realized it was just like the town over from. My old house and we're Bucky still lives and so I'm like and Bucky has a jeep and I'm like OK so I texted him and I said hey I just had a missed call and voicemail from so I don't shop about a jeep was meant for you and he just responded and said yes it was and I'm like every place that you go to when you drop off your car, ask you to confirm what the best number is to reach you I mean I've never heard of this auto body pretty sure I've never fucking been there. Why would they have my number? It's just. I've gotten random shit like this for the past 11 years
[2026-05-19 18:22:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So is that like an attempt to Keep him on your mind like is he? Like trying to just Never been there Verify the number or you have to give it to them new so we will just give them your number right like that's clearly done On purpose it seems like Yeah, so is that what it is just like Paying and just to stay relevant I don't like that guy
[2026-05-19 18:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: And then is that it like is it just like oh yeah that was for me and then nothing else or does he use that is like a jumping off point to manipulate you more
[2026-05-19 18:28:00] Sam Willis: “I don’t like that guy…” 🤣
[2026-05-19 18:29:00] Sam Willis: Bc I said why would they have my number
[2026-05-19 18:29:00] Sam Willis: It’s literally just like a nudge to remind me he’s still alive?? Like I have no idea lol. He said I had my car there in 2011. I have no memory of this.
[2026-05-19 18:30:00] Sam Willis: And then I said did they get it sorted out? And he just said yea they’re starting to work on it. Like why would I care that they’re starting to work on it.
[2026-05-19 18:37:00] Sam Willis: I guarantee you they asked “and just to confirm, your number is still 636 blah blah” and he goes yep!
[2026-05-19 18:39:00] Sam Willis: this place fucks me in the worst way. 😅
[2026-05-19 18:39:00] Sam Willis: Bro. $200 for this fucking nail appt for Layla
[2026-05-19 18:50:00] Dave: Oh I don’t even want to hear it
[2026-05-19 18:50:00] Dave: Oh I don’t even want to hear it
[2026-05-19 18:51:00] Dave: You could’ve totally taken care of it yourself
[2026-05-19 18:52:00] Sam Willis: And what if it was excessively bleeding. I don’t have any of that powder stuff
[2026-05-19 18:52:00] Sam Willis: You don’t know that
[2026-05-19 18:55:00] Dave: I have faith in your ability seeeite
[2026-05-19 18:56:00] Sam Willis: You have more faith in me than I do
[2026-05-19 19:59:00] Sam Willis: The dogs have been way more lazy these past 3.5 hrs than I thought they’d be. Than like normal. What if they are depressed?!?!!
[2026-05-19 19:59:00] Dave: They’re probably just happy to have their mother all too themself
[2026-05-19 20:00:00] Dave: Did they cut the nail off?
[2026-05-19 20:00:00] Dave: How did the one do at the vet?
[2026-05-19 20:01:00] Sam Willis: All of her nails look fabulous now
[2026-05-19 20:01:00] Sam Willis: Doubt it but you’re sweet
[2026-05-19 20:01:00] Sam Willis: Doubt it but you’re sweet
[2026-05-19 20:02:00] Dave: Haha no kidding
[2026-05-19 20:02:00] Sam Willis: Quite the manicure she got. Quite the expensive one lol
[2026-05-19 20:04:00] Sam Willis: lol watching reality tv dating show. She didn’t get picked. But now I’m going to have to root for her.
[2026-05-19 20:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-19 20:08:00] Sam Willis: 😶🌫️
[2026-05-19 20:08:00] Dave: You watched DTF yet?
[2026-05-19 20:08:00] Sam Willis: I’ll get it for sure
[2026-05-19 20:08:00] Sam Willis: I have to get HBO now
[2026-05-19 20:08:00] Dave: It’s worth a month sub
[2026-05-19 20:08:00] Sam Willis: Bc I no longer have it
[2026-05-19 20:09:00] Sam Willis: IT’S ON MY LIST I promise
[2026-05-19 20:09:00] Dave: We can binge it when I’m there if you want
[2026-05-19 20:09:00] Sam Willis: God damn, these women are dumb as fuck
[2026-05-19 20:10:00] Sam Willis: We have other things to do. We won’t have time for all that
[2026-05-19 20:10:00] Sam Willis: We have other things to do. We won’t have time for all that
[2026-05-19 20:11:00] Dave: No breaks
[2026-05-19 20:11:00] Sam Willis: FIVE!
[2026-05-19 20:11:00] Dave: No breaks
[2026-05-19 20:11:00] Dave: 5 days straight
[2026-05-19 20:11:00] Sam Willis: This lady literally just said “I love to be love bombed” 🤦♀️
[2026-05-19 20:11:00] Dave: My bad
[2026-05-19 20:11:00] Sam Willis: Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday
[2026-05-19 20:11:00] Dave: 5 days straight
[2026-05-19 20:11:00] Dave: My bad
[2026-05-19 20:11:00] Sam Willis: I’ll let you rest…
[2026-05-19 20:11:00] Dave: True true.. we’re definitely going to be fucking for 4 days straight
[2026-05-19 20:11:00] Sam Willis: FIVE!
[2026-05-19 20:12:00] Sam Willis: lolll
[2026-05-19 20:12:00] Dave: ALL SEX
[2026-05-19 20:12:00] Dave: ALL SEX
[2026-05-19 20:12:00] Dave: NO
[2026-05-19 20:12:00] Dave: NO REST
[2026-05-19 20:12:00] Sam Willis: OK real talk. Have you ever had sex so much that your dick starts hurting?
[2026-05-19 20:12:00] Dave: NO
[2026-05-19 20:12:00] Dave: NO REST
[2026-05-19 20:13:00] Dave: And if we record ALL of it, we’ll HAVE to end up with at least a few minutes of super hot footage that neither of us will cringe at
[2026-05-19 20:13:00] Dave: Not your dick obviously
[2026-05-19 20:13:00] Dave: Have you?
[2026-05-19 20:13:00] Dave: Hmmm… maybe
[2026-05-19 20:13:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-05-19 20:14:00] Sam Willis: Fuck yes. I definitely get sore.
[2026-05-19 20:16:00] Dave: Are you going to be able to handle 5 days?
[2026-05-19 20:16:00] Sam Willis: When is the last time you had sex for 5 days in a row?
[2026-05-19 20:16:00] Sam Willis: Probs not 😅
[2026-05-19 20:16:00] Dave: 120 hours
[2026-05-19 20:16:00] Dave: Sooooo…. Time for DTF maybe?
[2026-05-19 20:17:00] Dave: Probably 2012 lol
[2026-05-19 20:17:00] Dave: Probably 2012 lol
[2026-05-19 20:18:00] Sam Willis: 2021
[2026-05-19 20:18:00] Sam Willis: What happened in 2012? lol
[2026-05-19 20:18:00] Sam Willis: 2021
[2026-05-19 20:18:00] Sam Willis: When Greyson was conceived?
[2026-05-19 20:18:00] Dave: You?
[2026-05-19 20:20:00] Dave: What was going on here?
[2026-05-19 20:20:00] Dave: Hahaha yea
[2026-05-19 20:20:00] Dave: What was going on here?
[2026-05-19 20:23:00] Sam Willis: Dating Chaz. We had sex most days. Probably so I wouldn’t kill him.
[2026-05-19 20:27:00] Dave: Dang
[2026-05-19 20:28:00] Sam Willis: It was meh
[2026-05-19 20:30:00] Sam Willis: Have you ever done a boob luge? Lol
[2026-05-19 20:33:00] Dave: I have no idea what that is lol
[2026-05-19 20:34:00] Sam Willis: Put booze down a woman’s tits and then she pushes them together and then you drink from there
[2026-05-19 20:36:00] Dave: Have you done it??
[2026-05-19 20:36:00] Sam Willis: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-05-19 20:36:00] Dave: And I would love for you to do that
[2026-05-19 20:36:00] Dave: No!
[2026-05-19 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Baby
[2026-05-19 20:36:00] Sam Willis: I don’t have big enough boobs for that
[2026-05-19 20:37:00] Dave: Oh sure you do
[2026-05-19 20:37:00] Sam Willis: I don’t even think I can push them together
[2026-05-19 20:37:00] Dave: We can make it happen
[2026-05-19 20:55:00] Dave: We can definitely pour liquor down some part of you and into my mouth
[2026-05-19 21:00:00] Dave: I’m going to wreck you 😈
[2026-05-19 21:01:00] Sam Willis: We are going to have so much fun ❤️❤️
[2026-05-19 21:01:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm baby I cannot WAIT!!
[2026-05-19 21:02:00] Sam Willis: We are gonna SHACK UP!!!
[2026-05-19 21:03:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-19 21:04:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-05-19 21:04:00] Dave: And I love it
[2026-05-19 21:04:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-05-19 21:04:00] Dave: That’s so trashy
[2026-05-19 21:15:00] Dave: It’s that magical time again where I get to dream about all the wonderful things I’m going to do to you 🥰
[2026-05-19 21:18:00] Sam Willis: Eeeee!
[2026-05-19 21:18:00] Dave: I love you sweetiepie and I can’t wait to shack up with you, and eat your pussy, and fuck you in a dressing room somewhere, and DP you, fuck your with a fat dildo while you suck my dick… oh! I mean… goodnight, I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-05-19 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Love you baby! Sweet dreams! You’re the best!
[2026-05-19 21:19:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-19 21:19:00] Dave: YOU’RE the best 👸
[2026-05-19 21:19:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW A Tuesday filled with playful banter and intimate confessions, which led to a sexually charged discussion with fantasies and longing. A notable moment was the detailed conversation about recording their intimacy, highlighting their deep connection and desire.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Daily Update - Key points: Dave is moving out and busy with packages; Sam's anxious about dogs being home alone. - Emotional register: anxious, excited. - Notable quote: "I hope you slept so good with your dogs all over the place."
- Work and Stress
- Key points: Sam's anxious about the dogs, having to leave early, and the potential of a drug test.
- Emotional register: concerned, hopeful.
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Notable quote: "I am anxious because the dogs are gonna be home alone all day."
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Sex Tape Discussion
- Key points: Past experiences and discomfort with the idea; playfully discussing making one together.
- Emotional register: playful, vulnerable, hesitant.
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Notable quote: "I wouldn't know about that like how long was it and who was it with and do you still have it?"
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Dog Care Concerns
- Key points: Dave's advice on dog nails and Sam's concerns about Layla's nail and behavior.
- Emotional register: concerned, reassured.
- Notable quote: "I'm afraid to clip off the nail."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Discussion of Past Sex Tapes - Initiated by: Dave - Specific language: "How long was it and who was it with?" - Fantasy of Making a New Sex Tape - Initiated by: Dave - Specific language: "What if we go up to the shipping place that like house is mine return address my business address." - Desire for Physical Acts - Initiated by: Dave - Specific language: "I wanna make a sex tape together," "I wanna fuck you in a dressing room somewhere, and DP you, fuck you with a fat dildo while you suck my dick."
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Leadership and Playfulness - Dave led with playful teasing about sex tapes; Sam followed with anxiety and humor. - Tension and Resolution - Tension over the idea of making a sex tape and the potential for it to affect their perception of intimacy. - Resolution through playful and understanding dialogue.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "How long was it and who was it with?" — Dave, inquiring about a past sex tape. - "You don't have 30 pounds to lose." — Dave, reassuring Sam about her body image concerns. - "I wanna fuck you in a dressing room somewhere, and DP you, fuck you with a fat dildo while you suck my dick." — Dave, expressing his desires. - "I love you sweetiepie and I can't wait to shack up with you." — Dave, expressing his longing and affection.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved topic of making a sex tape and the decision about it. - Emotional thread of Sam's anxiety about the dogs and her upcoming schedule. - Running joke about the "shacking up" and future intimate time together.
MOOD MAP nervous anxiety → playful teasing → sexually charged fantasy → hesitant vulnerability → tender longing.
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
261
121.3 fewer; previous daily average 382.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
33
2.3 more; previous daily average 30.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 122 · 47% | 139 · 53% |
| Average reply time | 2m 14s (n=66) | 4m 17s (n=66) |
| Conversation starts | 0 of 1 · 0% | 1 of 1 · 100% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 14s (n=66). 29% longer; pooled historical mean 1m 44s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 629 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 4m 17s (n=66). 54% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 47s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 628 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 0.0%; 60.0 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 60.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 10 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 6m 41s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 96.9%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 32% lower than the previous daily average of 382.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
- Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 54% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 47s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 628 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 261 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (31), Humor (21), Frustration (12), Sexting (11), Affection (10)
- Sam Willis: Status update (39), Humor (24), Frustration (15), Vulnerability (14), Affection (10)
Tension and positive follow-ups
13 of 21 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (62%).
8 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 46s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 21 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
It really isn’t a huge deal
- Context · · Dave
Yep, that’s nbd. Just try to clip off whatever of the nail is left connected. Or clip off as much of the end of the nail as you can. Or just leave it and it will also be fine. Either he’ll chew it off himself or it’ll just work its way off…
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So the first and only legit tape This is back in the day was with my second boyfriend I was in high school. He was fine whatever his name is Michael not the Mike that went to prison, but the guy after he made me call him my…
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So the first and only legit tape This is back in the day was with my second boyfriend I was in high school. He was fine whatever his name is Michael not the Mike that went to prison, but the guy after he made me call him my…
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Transcription: No, Lexi is not playing with the cats. She's tormenting she's she's hunting. She's a fucking little terrorist like always. Also, she's digging again in the backyard. Which is another thing why I don't like leaving them alone…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: So how do you feel about making sex tapes with me? Just thought I'd throw that out there Because I'm I'm not a verse to it but anyway So you don't even cut your dogs toenails What like what why it's not a b…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, another I think about the list we've got all kinds of things that we could document that would be pretty sexy my dressing room sex Like God, all kinds of other things Dildo threesomes Oh gosh, yeah…
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, another I think about the list we've got all kinds of things that we could document that would be pretty sexy my dressing room sex Like God, all kinds of other things Dildo threesomes Oh gosh, yeah…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'll address a nail thing first before I start talking about the next First off, so do you have the special nail clippers I mean not special but like you're not just talking about like normal ass nail clippers for humans rig…
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
No, dog clippers.
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, blonde nails are easier. But you can just take a little off at a time
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, what do you? What do you mean? I can't store it on my phone you can't start it on your phone. How about that? And but yeah, that does sound pretty hot and yeah, take as many weeks as you want to, but…
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
228 of 261 messages (87.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 108 / 122 | 88.5% |
| Sam Willis | 120 / 139 | 86.3% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.81 |
| Appreciation | 0.74 |
| Boundary setting | 0.75 |
| Checking in | 0.64 |
| Deep sharing | 0.72 |
| Disagreement | 0.55 |
| Emotional support | 0.68 |
| Encouragement | 0.64 |
| Excitement | 0.74 |
| Flirting | 0.79 |
| Frustration | 0.65 |
| Humor | 0.71 |
| Planning | 0.68 |
| Request | 0.60 |
| Sexting | 0.87 |
| Status update | 0.61 |
| Vulnerability | 0.65 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-15 20:51:24
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 20 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.83 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Dave
💯
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
My poor babes. Laying on the cold hard floor.
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Dave
They’re laying where they want to lay
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why not?
- Context · · Dave
My parents had a friend that lived up there and had a boat and stuff so we’d go for a day here and there.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You are so funny
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Do you know what I just thought about? If I'm getting this job with Midland, if I'm probably gonna have to get a drug test and so I'm not gonna be able to do any Gummies while we're together in a few weeks because I'm not ri…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Also, I think it's so funny that you're like southern kind of country boy which maybe you're not actually a country boy but you're like a southern boy and like you're like lakes are disgusting You're so southern bougie it's…
score 0.85 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Dave
Emerson has started fishing and fucking LOVES it
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m shocked you didn’t for TDA transition. Maybe you did and you don’t remember?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Thank you for not breaking up with me if I can’t have gummies lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Day is very busy 🤪 but I’ll message you more in a bit. Plus gotta check in today!
- Context · · Dave
I’m 99% sure I didn’t. I was brought over pretty early though so maybe we slipped through through cracks
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
I love YOU
- Detected signal · · Dave
you’re the best
- Context · · Sam Willis
Thanks for checking in!
- Context · · Dave
Thank YOU
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
I love YOU
- Context · · Dave
you’re the best
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Thanks for checking in!
- Context · · Dave
Thank YOU
- Context · · Sam Willis
You know what’s bs? Leave the office at 130 and it is still an hour to get home
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
you’re the best
- Context · · Sam Willis
Thanks for checking in!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Thank YOU
- Context · · Sam Willis
You know what’s bs? Leave the office at 130 and it is still an hour to get home
- Context · · Dave
That’s dumb
Boundary setting
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m single!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
One time with me
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Bc you’re married!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Home honestly, that you mentioned like dad's kind of like cringe like you know like watching any video of me and I was kind of the first thought. I have whatever you were like. What about making a sex day with me because in…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: You don't have 30 pounds to lose please but yeah you're probably right. Maybe we should just scratch that idea and keep it as hot as we think it is in our minds although I'm pretty sure at least you would b…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
ALL SEX
- Context · · Dave
ALL SEX This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
NO This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
NO REST This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK real talk. Have you ever had sex so much that your dick starts hurting?
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
ALL SEX This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
NO This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
NO REST This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK real talk. Have you ever had sex so much that your dick starts hurting?
- Context · · Dave
NO
Checking in
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
good morning
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine how are you doing this morning? I hope you slept so good with your dogs all over the place. And Christian all I'm pretty much moved out I've been running all over the place getting ord…
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Eeeeeeee!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7054999999999999
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Eeeeeeee!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning There's no such thing as an easy Tuesday morning, especially when it comes to a commute, but I appreciate you being optimistic and hoping for the best but I just left like a few minutes ago Do you even have any…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: He said nasty photo and I got my hopes up Which reminds me I never asked you about the dirty video you made I wouldn't know about that like how long was it and who was it with and do you still have it? The…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m too afraid to clip off the nail!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Idk, but I feel like I have…
- Context · · Dave
Maybe a screen door
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Random but have you ever accidentally walked into a door?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have multiple times. So embarrassing
- Context · · Sam Willis
Probs atleast 3 times
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So the first and only legit tape This is back in the day was with my second boyfriend I was in high school. He was fine whatever his name is Michael not the Mike that went to prison, but the guy after he made me call him my…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: No, Lexi is not playing with the cats. She's tormenting she's she's hunting. She's a fucking little terrorist like always. Also, she's digging again in the backyard. Which is another thing why I don't like leaving them alone…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: So how do you feel about making sex tapes with me? Just thought I'd throw that out there Because I'm I'm not a verse to it but anyway So you don't even cut your dogs toenails What like what why it's not a b…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
You aren’t?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why not?
- Detected signal · · Dave
My parents had a friend that lived up there and had a boat and stuff so we’d go for a day here and there.
- Context · · Sam Willis
You are so funny
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Do you know what I just thought about? If I'm getting this job with Midland, if I'm probably gonna have to get a drug test and so I'm not gonna be able to do any Gummies while we're together in a few weeks because I'm not ri…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha yea
- Context · · Dave
What was going on here? This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Dating Chaz. We had sex most days. Probably so I wouldn’t kill him.
- Context · · Dave
Dang
- Context · · Sam Willis
It was meh
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
You’d be a skeleton if you lost 30lbs
- Context · · Dave
Ok… let’s rethink this 🥵
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Hmmmm good point
- Context · · Dave
But I have to have a copy because how else am I’m going to masterbate to it later?!
- Context · · Dave
My shits secure! Like the 30 afterglow photos wouldn’t be damning enough lmao.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Fucking fishing is the worst thing ever I don't really like boats either I just I've never had good experiences with those things like I mean I have. I've had some I guess, but like every time I've ever gon…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg fishing is so fun!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Don’t like boats!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love a sun burn! 😂
- Context · · Sam Willis
And all the Forge ppl have to get drug tested
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol. Are you perplexed that I’m taking her to the vet? 😅
- Context · · Sam Willis
They said it could be down to the bone!! (Doubt it is). And they said it could be very painful!! (Doesn’t seem like it is)
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m perplexed that you don’t cut their nails at all.. being such a dog person
- Context · · Sam Willis
You can’t cut this! It’s fubar
- Context · · Sam Willis
And none of my dogs need any regular nail cutting bc their rough housing and being on concrete keeps them low.
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
good morning
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine how are you doing this morning? I hope you slept so good with your dogs all over the place. And Christian all I'm pretty much moved out I've been running all over the place getting ord…
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Eeeeeeee!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning There's no such thing as an easy Tuesday morning, especially when it comes to a commute, but I appreciate you being optimistic and hoping for the best but I just left like a few minutes ago Do you even have any…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: He said nasty photo and I got my hopes up Which reminds me I never asked you about the dirty video you made I wouldn't know about that like how long was it and who was it with and do you still have it? The…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m too afraid to clip off the nail!
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sex tape. Oh lord
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sex tape. Oh lord
- Detected signal · · Dave
It really isn’t a huge deal
- Context · · Dave
Yep, that’s nbd. Just try to clip off whatever of the nail is left connected. Or clip off as much of the end of the nail as you can. Or just leave it and it will also be fine. Either he’ll chew it off himself or it’ll just work its way off…
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think my ring is synced to someone else
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t remember waking up at ALL last night
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oh yeah! I meant to remind you early not to put too much weight on what it says. Like, if you feel like you slept well… you probably slept well
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have a pimple on my chest and omg I want it GONE
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s not cute 😔
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
And what if it was excessively bleeding. I don’t have any of that powder stuff
- Context · · Sam Willis
You don’t know that
- Detected signal · · Dave
I have faith in your ability seeeite
- Context · · Sam Willis
You have more faith in me than I do
- Context · · Sam Willis
The dogs have been way more lazy these past 3.5 hrs than I thought they’d be. Than like normal. What if they are depressed?!?!!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
5 days straight This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
My bad
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’ll let you rest…
- Context · · Dave
True true.. we’re definitely going to be fucking for 4 days straight
- Context · · Sam Willis
FIVE!
Excitement
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine how are you doing this morning? I hope you slept so good with your dogs all over the place. And Christian all I'm pretty much moved out I've been running all over the place getting ord…
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
Eeeeeeee!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning There's no such thing as an easy Tuesday morning, especially when it comes to a commute, but I appreciate you being optimistic and hoping for the best but I just left like a few minutes ago Do you even have any…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: He said nasty photo and I got my hopes up Which reminds me I never asked you about the dirty video you made I wouldn't know about that like how long was it and who was it with and do you still have it? The…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I DO have 30 lbs to lose.
- Context · · Sam Willis
But mmmm what about a video of me down on my knees sucking your dick or you eating my pussy? 🤤🤤
- Detected signal · · Dave
Omg
- Context · · Dave
You’d be a skeleton if you lost 30lbs
- Context · · Dave
Ok… let’s rethink this 🥵
score 0.79 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I was actually just getting ready to See how your day was going too, and I put my phone up and saw that I had messages. I don't know why I didn't alert me. So that was weird so how's your day going, baby?
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Fucking fishing is the worst thing ever I don't really like boats either I just I've never had good experiences with those things like I mean I have. I've had some I guess, but like every time I've ever gon…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Omg fishing is so fun!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Don’t like boats!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love a sun burn! 😂
Flirting
Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.78 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Dave
Eeeeeeee!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning There's no such thing as an easy Tuesday morning, especially when it comes to a commute, but I appreciate you being optimistic and hoping for the best but I just left like a few minutes ago Do you even have any…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: He said nasty photo and I got my hopes up Which reminds me I never asked you about the dirty video you made I wouldn't know about that like how long was it and who was it with and do you still have it? The…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m too afraid to clip off the nail!
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Yep, that’s nbd. Just try to clip off whatever of the nail is left connected. Or clip off as much of the end of the nail as you can. Or just leave it and it will also be fine. Either he’ll chew it off himself or it’ll just work its way off…
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈
- Detected signal · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So the first and only legit tape This is back in the day was with my second boyfriend I was in high school. He was fine whatever his name is Michael not the Mike that went to prison, but the guy after he made me call him my…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: No, Lexi is not playing with the cats. She's tormenting she's she's hunting. She's a fucking little terrorist like always. Also, she's digging again in the backyard. Which is another thing why I don't like leaving them alone…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Oh please
- Context · · Sam Willis
I DO have 30 lbs to lose.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
But mmmm what about a video of me down on my knees sucking your dick or you eating my pussy? 🤤🤤
- Context · · Dave
Omg
- Context · · Dave
You’d be a skeleton if you lost 30lbs
Frustration
Showing 3 of 27 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.61 · confidence 0.5525
- Context · · Dave
It really isn’t a huge deal
- Context · · Dave
Yep, that’s nbd. Just try to clip off whatever of the nail is left connected. Or clip off as much of the end of the nail as you can. Or just leave it and it will also be fine. Either he’ll chew it off himself or it’ll just work its way off…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So the first and only legit tape This is back in the day was with my second boyfriend I was in high school. He was fine whatever his name is Michael not the Mike that went to prison, but the guy after he made me call him my…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.99
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So the first and only legit tape This is back in the day was with my second boyfriend I was in high school. He was fine whatever his name is Michael not the Mike that went to prison, but the guy after he made me call him my…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: No, Lexi is not playing with the cats. She's tormenting she's she's hunting. She's a fucking little terrorist like always. Also, she's digging again in the backyard. Which is another thing why I don't like leaving them alone…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: So how do you feel about making sex tapes with me? Just thought I'd throw that out there Because I'm I'm not a verse to it but anyway So you don't even cut your dogs toenails What like what why it's not a b…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, another I think about the list we've got all kinds of things that we could document that would be pretty sexy my dressing room sex Like God, all kinds of other things Dildo threesomes Oh gosh, yeah…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, another I think about the list we've got all kinds of things that we could document that would be pretty sexy my dressing room sex Like God, all kinds of other things Dildo threesomes Oh gosh, yeah…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'll address a nail thing first before I start talking about the next First off, so do you have the special nail clippers I mean not special but like you're not just talking about like normal ass nail clippers for humans rig…
- Detected signal · · Dave
No, dog clippers.
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, blonde nails are easier. But you can just take a little off at a time
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, what do you? What do you mean? I can't store it on my phone you can't start it on your phone. How about that? And but yeah, that does sound pretty hot and yeah, take as many weeks as you want to, but…
Humor
Showing 3 of 45 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.87 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Eeeeeeee!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning There's no such thing as an easy Tuesday morning, especially when it comes to a commute, but I appreciate you being optimistic and hoping for the best but I just left like a few minutes ago Do you even have any…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: He said nasty photo and I got my hopes up Which reminds me I never asked you about the dirty video you made I wouldn't know about that like how long was it and who was it with and do you still have it? The…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m too afraid to clip off the nail!
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m too afraid to clip off the nail!
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Sex tape. Oh lord
- Context · · Dave
It really isn’t a huge deal
- Context · · Dave
Yep, that’s nbd. Just try to clip off whatever of the nail is left connected. Or clip off as much of the end of the nail as you can. Or just leave it and it will also be fine. Either he’ll chew it off himself or it’ll just work its way off…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Yep, that’s nbd. Just try to clip off whatever of the nail is left connected. Or clip off as much of the end of the nail as you can. Or just leave it and it will also be fine. Either he’ll chew it off himself or it’ll just work its way off…
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈
- Detected signal · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So the first and only legit tape This is back in the day was with my second boyfriend I was in high school. He was fine whatever his name is Michael not the Mike that went to prison, but the guy after he made me call him my…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: No, Lexi is not playing with the cats. She's tormenting she's she's hunting. She's a fucking little terrorist like always. Also, she's digging again in the backyard. Which is another thing why I don't like leaving them alone…
Planning
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'll address a nail thing first before I start talking about the next First off, so do you have the special nail clippers I mean not special but like you're not just talking about like normal ass nail clippers for humans rig…
- Context · · Dave
No, dog clippers.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah, blonde nails are easier. But you can just take a little off at a time
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, what do you? What do you mean? I can't store it on my phone you can't start it on your phone. How about that? And but yeah, that does sound pretty hot and yeah, take as many weeks as you want to, but…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Too risky to have it on your phone!!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Omg
- Context · · Dave
You’d be a skeleton if you lost 30lbs
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ok… let’s rethink this 🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmmm good point
- Context · · Dave
But I have to have a copy because how else am I’m going to masterbate to it later?!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
That’s dumb
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not to like brag or anything but like…it is so amazing to live alone 😅
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Also. Don’t cross dispensary off the list yet!!
- Context · · Dave
This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
Request
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Dave
They’re laying where they want to lay
- Detected signal · · Dave
Why don’t you kennel them while you’re gone?
- Context · · Sam Willis
And I have 2 dog beds in that room. 2 dog beds in the living room. Yet they still sleep on a hard floor lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
So they can go outside. There’s a crate laying out of view for Lexi but she’s like nah
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hahahaha
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fuck yes. I definitely get sore.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Are you going to be able to handle 5 days?
- Context · · Sam Willis
When is the last time you had sex for 5 days in a row?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Probs not 😅
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Have you ever done a boob luge? Lol
- Context · · Dave
I have no idea what that is lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Put booze down a woman’s tits and then she pushes them together and then you drink from there
- Context · · Dave
Have you done it??
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤣🤣🤣
Sexting
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So the first and only legit tape This is back in the day was with my second boyfriend I was in high school. He was fine whatever his name is Michael not the Mike that went to prison, but the guy after he made me call him my…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: No, Lexi is not playing with the cats. She's tormenting she's she's hunting. She's a fucking little terrorist like always. Also, she's digging again in the backyard. Which is another thing why I don't like leaving them alone…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: So how do you feel about making sex tapes with me? Just thought I'd throw that out there Because I'm I'm not a verse to it but anyway So you don't even cut your dogs toenails What like what why it's not a b…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, another I think about the list we've got all kinds of things that we could document that would be pretty sexy my dressing room sex Like God, all kinds of other things Dildo threesomes Oh gosh, yeah…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'll address a nail thing first before I start talking about the next First off, so do you have the special nail clippers I mean not special but like you're not just talking about like normal ass nail clippers for humans rig…
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: No, Lexi is not playing with the cats. She's tormenting she's she's hunting. She's a fucking little terrorist like always. Also, she's digging again in the backyard. Which is another thing why I don't like leaving them alone…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: So how do you feel about making sex tapes with me? Just thought I'd throw that out there Because I'm I'm not a verse to it but anyway So you don't even cut your dogs toenails What like what why it's not a b…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, another I think about the list we've got all kinds of things that we could document that would be pretty sexy my dressing room sex Like God, all kinds of other things Dildo threesomes Oh gosh, yeah…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'll address a nail thing first before I start talking about the next First off, so do you have the special nail clippers I mean not special but like you're not just talking about like normal ass nail clippers for humans rig…
- Context · · Dave
No, dog clippers.
score 0.95 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
Oh please
- Context · · Sam Willis
I DO have 30 lbs to lose.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
But mmmm what about a video of me down on my knees sucking your dick or you eating my pussy? 🤤🤤
- Context · · Dave
Omg
- Context · · Dave
You’d be a skeleton if you lost 30lbs
Status update
Showing 3 of 70 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
good morning
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine how are you doing this morning? I hope you slept so good with your dogs all over the place. And Christian all I'm pretty much moved out I've been running all over the place getting ord…
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
good morning
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine how are you doing this morning? I hope you slept so good with your dogs all over the place. And Christian all I'm pretty much moved out I've been running all over the place getting ord…
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Eeeeeeee!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So the first and only legit tape This is back in the day was with my second boyfriend I was in high school. He was fine whatever his name is Michael not the Mike that went to prison, but the guy after he made me call him my…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: No, Lexi is not playing with the cats. She's tormenting she's she's hunting. She's a fucking little terrorist like always. Also, she's digging again in the backyard. Which is another thing why I don't like leaving them alone…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: So how do you feel about making sex tapes with me? Just thought I'd throw that out there Because I'm I'm not a verse to it but anyway So you don't even cut your dogs toenails What like what why it's not a b…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, another I think about the list we've got all kinds of things that we could document that would be pretty sexy my dressing room sex Like God, all kinds of other things Dildo threesomes Oh gosh, yeah…
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 21 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning There's no such thing as an easy Tuesday morning, especially when it comes to a commute, but I appreciate you being optimistic and hoping for the best but I just left like a few minutes ago Do you even have any…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: He said nasty photo and I got my hopes up Which reminds me I never asked you about the dirty video you made I wouldn't know about that like how long was it and who was it with and do you still have it? The…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m too afraid to clip off the nail!
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sex tape. Oh lord
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈
- Context · · Dave
Do you ever watch it? 😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So the first and only legit tape This is back in the day was with my second boyfriend I was in high school. He was fine whatever his name is Michael not the Mike that went to prison, but the guy after he made me call him my…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: No, Lexi is not playing with the cats. She's tormenting she's she's hunting. She's a fucking little terrorist like always. Also, she's digging again in the backyard. Which is another thing why I don't like leaving them alone…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: So how do you feel about making sex tapes with me? Just thought I'd throw that out there Because I'm I'm not a verse to it but anyway So you don't even cut your dogs toenails What like what why it's not a b…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: So the first and only legit tape This is back in the day was with my second boyfriend I was in high school. He was fine whatever his name is Michael not the Mike that went to prison, but the guy after he made me call him my…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: No, Lexi is not playing with the cats. She's tormenting she's she's hunting. She's a fucking little terrorist like always. Also, she's digging again in the backyard. Which is another thing why I don't like leaving them alone…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: So how do you feel about making sex tapes with me? Just thought I'd throw that out there Because I'm I'm not a verse to it but anyway So you don't even cut your dogs toenails What like what why it's not a b…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, another I think about the list we've got all kinds of things that we could document that would be pretty sexy my dressing room sex Like God, all kinds of other things Dildo threesomes Oh gosh, yeah…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I'll address a nail thing first before I start talking about the next First off, so do you have the special nail clippers I mean not special but like you're not just talking about like normal ass nail clippers for humans rig…