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[2026-04-22 06:49:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's tomorrow And I'm talking to you So I hope that makes you happy Makes me very happy. I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice. I know it's gonna be bright and chipper and excited to get to the office because of how much you love it there Just like mine on the way to my favorite place in the world And just like you're going to spring right out of bed at 5:30 when the alarm went off And rushed into the shower So I could hurry up and get out the door get going to Find a place on earth not Disneyland. I know Schwab campus that's enough. It sucks going to work Kill me I don't know at least it's hump day this commercials with the camel Geico or whatever Way back your child There's not my favorite commercial there was a meme for a long time too The camel guy walking around the office talking to old people being annoying And then, of course, hump day being a camel So That's good at least we're halfway through the week And then one more day in the office tomorrow A little better I don't know whatever All right, all right so what's going on? Driving to work Nothing has really happened. I guess since the last time we spoke or texted. Which I guess isn't entirely uncommon although you've had like a whole evening ahead of you since 9 o'clock my time last night so what happened with you? How old are the kids? What happened? I'm sorry Slow everything down Cut What the fuck tons of traffic I'm running late Must've been a train. This is one thing you don't have to worry about his fucking trains. Fort Worth I guess is like the train capital of the world apparently cause everywhere you go there's fucking train crossing and they're always crossing and sometimes like I guess I live at Barry I live is like An old big like farming, pub or great place or some shit I don't know there's a big ass train here. There's a big ass train yards all over Fort Worth but yeah, like everybody goes there trains and like at all times of the worst times a day like in rush-hour traffic. It seems like they couldn't stop on the tracks like between 3 PM and 6 PM and like 6 AM and 9 AM like I don't know what's up with. It is stupid. You think they would like to schedule that. Downtime but I don't know what do I know about trains but they suck. I like trains. I don't know if I've ever told you that I hate them when they're fucking up my commute, but I do like them. I like just as a thing they're kind of neat not like a train guy like What the fuck? Oh my God Front of me I don't know if he's rapping or banging or yelling at someone in the car but like he's freaking the fuck out He's like all over the inside, wave his arms around wave his arms around waving his arms around and I am just totally rambling but he's like looking over the passenger seat. He's yelling at a kid. I hope not cause that's brutal. He's fucking out of Jesus Christ. See if I can record this my dash cam will pick up being a crazy Sorry Trains and they're cool An engineering perspective, I guess Yeah, I hope you like your dildo or vibrator or a rabbit that is more of a rabbit Mechanism It's gonna feel for you, but I'm sure you'll let me know. I wish we'll be super hot. Dildo vibrator Talking about sex stuff with you and your pussy in general, how did it taste and how pretty it is Got them all over the place What was it that you said yesterday that My switch constantly, but I can't remember what it was now but Something he texted me it was like I don't think I've ever gotten that fast. It was like completely in to hard as a rock and fully extended, and I was standing up to, so I had to watch that little kid that works in your analysis. Don't need her see anything Sure What's happening anyway that's not the point the point is how quickly you turn me on with whatever you said I'm gonna have to take back. Can't remember. Something hot anyway Rambling giving you 8 inches Love you have a great day fun commute, and I am looking forward to hearing your beautiful sexy voice OK, bye
[2026-04-22 07:28:00] Sam Willis: good morning handsome
[2026-04-22 07:28:00] Dave: Look at you up early again!!
[2026-04-22 07:29:00] Sam Willis: Have a stupid 1x1 with Stephen at 730 😡
[2026-04-22 07:29:00] Dave: Good job beautiful!
[2026-04-22 07:29:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-04-22 07:29:00] Sam Willis: Getting into the shower. Talk soon! ❤️
[2026-04-22 07:29:00] Dave: What a piece of shit lol
[2026-04-22 07:30:00] Dave: Stephen, not you 😘
[2026-04-22 08:17:00] Sam Willis: My face the whole time listening to the beginning of your voice message
[2026-04-22 08:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-22 08:18:00] Sam Willis: You are such a goof
[2026-04-22 08:18:00] Sam Willis: Of course I remember the camel lol
[2026-04-22 08:20:00] Sam Willis: I love how you start out every morning and you’re like yea I got nothing to say yet somehow it still turns into like a 10 minute message 😂
[2026-04-22 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Mile You are all over the place. I love it though. I feel like mornings are your time to shine like that is that is like I don't know if it's the best version of you but mornings might be like the quirkiest version of you. Can you get your fucking ass out of the lane sorry anyway. You're hilarious. OK also quit the commute that that's not how you actually say it is speaking of weird sayings or way of saying things do you say harassing or I can't even say harassing I'm gonna harass her instead of harassment versus harassment that is dumb and speaking of that I need you to watch that untold documentary latest one have you ever watched the untold stuff like there's like a whole series every episode is different like the poop Cruise I think was on and untold Anyway, I've watched like two of them and just like the past five days but the new one that just came out was the shooting at Hawthorne Hill or something OK I need you to watch it just because I need your thoughts on this dude and this woman, but this is a case where well I don't wanna give it away I need you to give me your thoughts on who you think is the problem here so anyway you need to go home it's only like an hour and 15 minutes. It's fine. You can do it. I'm very curious, but yeah that dude said Harrison and it really bothers me So that was that then also I didn't know that you thought trains were cool. I mean I guess I'm not surprised. I think they're OK. I totally agree that they're always out at the worst motherfucking times. They should not be allowed to be running during rush-hour. I totally agree. We do have some train crossings here in Phoenix. And luckily, I don't live close to them, but Stuck away and of course I grew up Train crossing for sure the Midwest, but They're like right outside of your neighborhood I didn't know that Fort Worth had so much but yeah, OK so that and then Have you ever seen those cars that it's gotta be it's gotta be On purpose, but like I don't know if I'm seeing the same car over and over again or if I'm seeing multiple cars that have this, but it looks like bloody handprints trying to get into Their driver door and then it also looks like it has like blood streaks elsewhere on the car. You know what I'm talking about I feel like it's gotta be like a like a. Related to a show or some stupid shit I don't know but anyway can I just one again maybe it's the same one every morning In the mornings, yeah I just think it's so fucking douche that Stephen has kept our 101 at the same fucking time even though 7:30 in the fucking morning for me yet he doesn't do that with any of his other driving reports if I mention lately, how much I cannot fucking spam him seriously also, I'm gonna talk to him today about me moving so That'll be fun wish me luck. I have a feeling in my job search is gonna be having to move in full fucking force. After I have this conversation, I've applied to like eight places since last week covered a damn thing Are you trying to job a little bit? What was that back in 2023 2024 I can't remember one of those years same thing I'd like maybe maybe 10 places never heard a fucking thing oh no I did have one call with. It would've been a good company too. I don't remember who it was. It's like a credit card company Mastercard maybe but they wanted me to be in St. Louis so But anyway, I'm rambling. We'll see how it goes. Also, I'm I figured out a plan for my when Christian moves out and and the dogs. I'm going to switch my work from home day to Wednesdays. Every week I think is a plan plus that's my stupid one on one day with fucking at the ass crack So Monday, they're gonna stay at home. They're gonna be tired from the weekend Tuesday they're gonna go to daycare Wednesday. I'm at home Thursday. They're gonna go to daycare and then Friday they're gonna stay at home and like I will just come home early cause it's a Friday and like nobody gives a fuck. And so yeah, that's what I'm thinking. We'll see. Anyway, you're gonna say that I was gonna stay in response to you I have no idea what I said that turned you on instantly. I don't feel like it was yesterday because did be like even sex yesterday. I don't feel like sex also like I had an opportunity to masturbate last night and I didn't take it so That was weird for me, but I just was like Not like Do you think about what I said? I turned you on instantly. I would love to hear it probably something about riding you I don't know. Something maybe about naked rendezvous who knows OK, the other thing What else did you talk about? Hope that that guy going bat in his car was like not actually beating a child or a woman. Hopefully he was. I don't know what he was doing, but hopefully not that so yeah. What else what else else I feel like there was more To do, I don't know OK if I think about it I will let you know. I'll Candace texted me this morning and I haven't ready yet but like a screenshot after screenshot of messages between her and Jesse and she said can you please read this and help me understand what he is trying to say that this is what he does he just. Oh, what's the word there's like a word basically where you just like drowned somebody in fucking words and so then they have have to like read it processed digested just to pick out what you're actually fucking trying to get at that is Jesse and Candace gets so overwhelmed like her mind just like her brain just like fucking Freaked it out whenever she gets these long fucking messages from him so she's always sending them. It stresses me out. But yeah anyway so I gotta read that that's the point He's such a fucking dick So glad I don't have kids with somebody He's such a douche but OK all right I will shut up now and let you go 9 inches Go All right, love you
[2026-04-22 08:46:00] Dave: Hahaha, my time to shine
[2026-04-22 08:47:00] Dave: I think it is the best me tbh. And yeah probably the quirkiest too
[2026-04-22 08:47:00] Sam Willis: What’s your window? Like 6am-10am?
[2026-04-22 08:48:00] Dave: Yeah that sounds about right
[2026-04-22 08:49:00] Sam Willis: During the work week, I’m probably 730-1030 lol
[2026-04-22 08:57:00] Dave: I noticed I said commute weird. Over the years my ironic use of British English pronunciation for some words has grown into more of an actual usage of it lol. There were a lot of British people in that long ass series I just finished so I wonder if that also influenced it 🤔
[2026-04-22 08:58:00] Dave: Harrisment
[2026-04-22 08:59:00] Dave: Oooh, ok. The shooting thing. I liked the poop cruise but I think I tried to watch some other ones and they weren’t as good…
[2026-04-22 08:59:00] Dave: But yeah I’ll watch that tonight!
[2026-04-22 08:59:00] Dave: Oh! Y’all have trains too??
[2026-04-22 09:00:00] Dave: Oh, some. We have billions of them
[2026-04-22 09:00:00] Dave: Oh they are RIGHT outside
[2026-04-22 09:01:00] Sam Willis: Which series?
[2026-04-22 09:01:00] Dave: Arisen. The 14 book series
[2026-04-22 09:01:00] Sam Willis: Which series?
[2026-04-22 09:01:00] Dave: lol, no I haven’t see the bloody hand prints
[2026-04-22 09:01:00] Dave: Arisen. The 14 book series
[2026-04-22 09:01:00] Dave: Yes! Lmk how the moving discussion goes!!
[2026-04-22 09:02:00] Dave: You’ve applied to 8?! Damn!
[2026-04-22 09:02:00] Sam Willis: All remote jobs.
[2026-04-22 09:02:00] Dave: You don’t tell me anything
[2026-04-22 09:02:00] Sam Willis: I tell you literally everything
[2026-04-22 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Most in like audit. Blahhhhhh
[2026-04-22 09:02:00] Sam Willis: I tell you literally everything
[2026-04-22 09:03:00] Dave: Not that you’ve applied for jobs apparently 😒
[2026-04-22 09:03:00] Dave: Good plan for the dogs lol
[2026-04-22 09:03:00] Sam Willis: Well there’s nothing to tell! If I hear from anyone, then I’ll obvi tell you 🙄
[2026-04-22 09:04:00] Dave: Whoa!! You didn’t take the masterbatory opportunity?!
[2026-04-22 09:04:00] Dave: lol
[2026-04-22 09:05:00] Dave: Oh yeah! I have to check my cameras for that guy
[2026-04-22 09:05:00] Dave: Uh oh, lol. Lmk what happened with Candice and Jessie
[2026-04-22 09:06:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: My anxiety is high because I've been thinking about this lately too like I mean it all depends on my mood obviously but I can totally. This is either gonna go one or two ways Christian's gonna move out and I'm gonna be super like happy motivated like crushing it. On top of my shit or he is going to move out and I am going to spiral into Deep depression can't don't wanna pull myself out of bed And like gonna feel like I'm gonna be stuck in Phoenix forever and it's not like because of him I'm just saying like my mental state is Going to be questionable like because I say that because like whenever Joe and I broke up like every chance died like every time that I've been like OK mind you this is coming from a girl who has not really been alone All that much in her life, the longest I've been single has been Months 910 months so I'm saying like those times like still in a space we're like I wanted to be like I wanted to be in Phoenix. I was motivated to like you know like be up my life here and like go out and make friends and blah blah blah blah, but like none of that exist anymore. And so I don't know you know what I'm saying. I don't wanna be here so I can see myself just getting super depressed. OK, that's it. Hopefully, that makes sense.
[2026-04-22 09:07:00] Dave: 9.5 inches!! Hehehe
[2026-04-22 09:09:00] Dave: Which reminded!! It was this from yesterday 🤭
[2026-04-22 09:09:00] Dave: Which reminded!! It was this from yesterday 🤭
[2026-04-22 09:09:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha YASSSSSS
[2026-04-22 09:24:00] Dave: So yeah. I remember after Chaz… once you kind of got over the shock and grief and stuff, you seemed to be pretty excited about being single and loving the freedom, and allthethings. And then, BOOM… Christian moved in. If you recall, we talked about this recently - what’s gonna happen after he moves out - and I said I was worried about your mental state. I still am, for this exact reason. I’m hoping you’ll be able to remain positive and not sink into depression due to not wanting to be in Phoenix. You are well on your way towards moving and doing the things to make it happen. Because Christian moving out is actually enabling you to move SOONER, I don’t think it will be that. I’m more worried that you’ll get depressed because you’ll be lonely in your big, now empty house - and you may interpret that as something else, such as homesickness being the reason. And ofc, throw WAA in there and who knows what effect that will ultimately have 😔🫣
[2026-04-22 09:26:00] Dave: Total 180… have you heard anything about leadership looking at reports of how long people are staying in the office? Or what time they’re coming in and leaving?
[2026-04-22 09:32:00] Sam Willis: Only rumors but never anything concrete and no one has said anything recently
[2026-04-22 09:32:00] Sam Willis: Only rumors but never anything concrete and no one has said anything recently
[2026-04-22 09:33:00] Sam Willis: But senior leadership definitely can
[2026-04-22 09:33:00] Sam Willis: But senior leadership definitely can
[2026-04-22 09:34:00] Sam Willis: I LOVE big/open spaces all to myself, so I’m not worried about that. It’s more just feeling stuck here in Phoenix. Like if I can’t get a new job and gtfo. Plus summers here are SUPER hard on me. I go into seasonal depression
[2026-04-22 09:34:00] Sam Willis: I LOVE big/open spaces all to myself, so I’m not worried about that. It’s more just feeling stuck here in Phoenix. Like if I can’t get a new job and gtfo. Plus summers here are SUPER hard on me. I go into seasonal depression
[2026-04-22 09:35:00] Dave: You say that… but you also love being a living room family. And I think being the only one will wear on you. Even though the kids are annoying, I think you’ll miss the activity.
[2026-04-22 09:35:00] Dave: You say that… but you also love being a living room family. And I think being the only one will wear on you. Even though the kids are annoying, I think you’ll miss the activity.
[2026-04-22 09:43:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Unrelated to this, I literally Just attempted to have my one-on-one with Stephen and he was on there for All of six minutes and was like hey I'm getting paint but I have to stay away so cool so we didn't get to talk about anything love that so anyway I'm very annoyed
[2026-04-22 09:44:00] Sam Willis: I am a living room fam with my pets lol. I promise I won’t miss the activity. There is no activity. His kids are mostly in their rooms anyway and any activities I do typically plan (which I’ve given up on a long time ago), they’re ungrateful, grumpy, and ruin it for us all lol
[2026-04-22 09:44:00] Sam Willis: I am a living room fam with my pets lol. I promise I won’t miss the activity. There is no activity. His kids are mostly in their rooms anyway and any activities I do typically plan (which I’ve given up on a long time ago), they’re ungrateful, grumpy, and ruin it for us all lol
[2026-04-22 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Omg wtf
[2026-04-22 10:14:00] Sam Willis: God I hate Standard reviews
[2026-04-22 10:15:00] Sam Willis: I’m in a bad mood!!! 😤😤
[2026-04-22 10:17:00] Dave: wtf. The MANAGING DIRECTOR of that whole area can’t manage to set aside 25 minutes for a direct report 1:1??
[2026-04-22 10:17:00] Dave: That’s offensive
[2026-04-22 10:17:00] Dave: wtf. The MANAGING DIRECTOR of that whole area can’t manage to set aside 25 minutes for a direct report 1:1??
[2026-04-22 10:17:00] Dave: That’s offensive
[2026-04-22 10:21:00] Sam Willis: Nope he’s farrrrrr too busy for me
[2026-04-22 10:21:00] Sam Willis: Nope he’s farrrrrr too busy for me
[2026-04-22 10:47:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK shockingly he called me back and it wasn't a fuck no about relocating He asked me to like what are your options and I was like well Indianapolis is number one. I'm like St. Louis number two. I guess if I have to, but that's probably not gonna happen. I said St. Louis is slated to close though allegedly and he goes well. You don't want to relocate to Chicago and I said no I absolutely do not then he was like well if it's. You know just about moving and he's like you can move down here to Dallas. I'm like the whole goal is to get closer to family so no. Although I could've said well, you know my soul husband is down there and that could probably make things really complicated for us so Anyway, so yeah, he's gonna talk to Lorelei about me potentially transferring I told him I didn't have a timeline but like I would like to know my options so Anyhow, all right I'm glad that Haley, call me back
[2026-04-22 10:48:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-22 10:49:00] Dave: Who is laura lie? I have no idea how to spell that lol
[2026-04-22 10:54:00] Sam Willis: Lorelai lol. Our HR rep
[2026-04-22 10:54:00] Sam Willis: For all of TRM
[2026-04-22 10:54:00] Dave: Ahh ok
[2026-04-22 10:54:00] Dave: That would be awesome!
[2026-04-22 11:07:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Do you know what would really suck to be the person that like has to like reach out to tons of people on LinkedIn to like try to sell them something Like and that's your entire job and then you never get responses and like everybody thinks you're annoying and half people don't even email like that sucks
[2026-04-22 11:34:00] Dave: That’s a thing?
[2026-04-22 11:35:00] Sam Willis: I hope so! lol
[2026-04-22 11:35:00] Sam Willis: A lot of schwabbies even post on it lol
[2026-04-22 12:00:00] Sam Willis: I swear all Peter does alllll day is share articles lol wtf
[2026-04-22 12:00:00] Dave: lol
[2026-04-22 12:01:00] Dave: That, and put stuff in spreadsheets
[2026-04-22 12:02:00] Sam Willis: wtf is he putting in spreadsheets lol
[2026-04-22 12:02:00] Dave: Stuff.
[2026-04-22 12:02:00] Dave: You name it, he’ll put it in spreadsheets.
[2026-04-22 12:26:00] Sam Willis: https://www.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1sroszd/the_recruiter_called_my_salary_expectations_cute/?share_id=xBL23SyqncbRyJ7rXOSw_&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true From the jobs community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the jobs community
[2026-04-22 12:26:00] Sam Willis: God I hate corporations and the job market
[2026-04-22 12:28:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: No, it's really awkward as when you're running copilot and you have to stay after the meeting ends because you know you're waiting for copilot to like summarize your meeting notes and then it's just like you wouldn't one or two other people still on the call just like silently not talking because you're all just waiting for your copilot to stop running it's just like it's so awkward
[2026-04-22 12:44:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, you're just ignoring me. I don't know why you're doing over there you're green so you should be talking to me I'm just here to tell you more of my random thoughts I might've said this last week but I'm reading more bullshit about AI and like It really is a scam like I feel like we're being scammed because in order to be AI you need AI so like the same companies that are building the models That can exploit it are also building the models to like defend against them like what is happening Am I insane? Is that what's happening? This is a scam.
[2026-04-22 12:52:00] Dave: Sorry, just people all up at my desk all the time 🙄
[2026-04-22 12:52:00] Sam Willis: Ppl need to leave MY (soul) husband alone. 🙄🙄
[2026-04-22 12:52:00] Sam Willis: So he can talk to meeeeeee lol
[2026-04-22 12:52:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-22 12:53:00] Dave: I’ll start telling them that
[2026-04-22 12:53:00] Dave: Hey you guys know Sam right? Guess what….
[2026-04-22 12:54:00] Dave: Let me tell you what a tasty pussy she has 😏
[2026-04-22 12:56:00] Dave: How’s your day going?
[2026-04-22 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Can you even imagine?
[2026-04-22 12:58:00] Sam Willis: I’d die
[2026-04-22 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Mortification
[2026-04-22 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Can you even imagine?
[2026-04-22 12:58:00] Sam Willis: I’d die
[2026-04-22 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Mortification
[2026-04-22 12:59:00] Sam Willis: 11am and already have a headache and I’m hangry
[2026-04-22 12:59:00] Sam Willis: 11am and already have a headache and I’m hangry
[2026-04-22 12:59:00] Dave: Awwwe
[2026-04-22 12:59:00] Sam Willis: How is yours?
[2026-04-22 12:59:00] Dave: Did you bring food
[2026-04-22 12:59:00] Dave: Not too bad. Also hungry
[2026-04-22 13:00:00] Sam Willis: No 😭
[2026-04-22 13:00:00] Sam Willis: No 😭
[2026-04-22 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Also. I love Maria but she is EXHAUSTING
[2026-04-22 13:04:00] Sam Willis: E X H A U S T I N G
[2026-04-22 13:04:00] Dave: Yeah she’s 100% too much for you lol
[2026-04-22 13:05:00] Dave: For everyone, really
[2026-04-22 14:01:00] Sam Willis: Did I tell you I did not wake up AT ALL last night?
[2026-04-22 14:01:00] Dave: What?! No!!
[2026-04-22 14:01:00] Dave: That’s awesome!
[2026-04-22 14:01:00] Dave: I was just thinking about taking a nap lol
[2026-04-22 14:02:00] Sam Willis: You’re a turd
[2026-04-22 14:03:00] Dave: I think it’s the rain
[2026-04-22 14:03:00] Dave: I just want to lay
[2026-04-22 14:03:00] Sam Willis: Oh that definitely makes sense
[2026-04-22 14:05:00] Dave: Well well well
[2026-04-22 14:06:00] Dave: Look who it is
[2026-04-22 14:06:00] Sam Willis: I thought you were taking a nap!!
[2026-04-22 14:06:00] Dave: After this dumb shit
[2026-04-22 14:08:00] Sam Willis: I’m just trying to figure out how to do this thing when the time comes. Sigh
[2026-04-22 14:17:00] Dave: Yes!
[2026-04-22 14:17:00] Sam Willis: Have a great nap baby
[2026-04-22 14:17:00] Dave: Thanks babydoll
[2026-04-22 14:17:00] Dave: Wish I was napping snuggled up with you 🥰🥰🥰
[2026-04-22 15:12:00] Dave: Nap was highly successful
[2026-04-22 16:01:00] Sam Willis: Last meeting of the day. Let’s goooooo
[2026-04-22 16:01:00] Dave: yeeeeeah
[2026-04-22 16:10:00] Sam Willis: 5 mins in and we are already done lol
[2026-04-22 16:11:00] Dave: That’s awesome!
[2026-04-22 16:11:00] Sam Willis: Me and you need a lot more “1:1 time”
[2026-04-22 16:11:00] Dave: Intentional 1:1 time
[2026-04-22 16:12:00] Sam Willis: INTENTIONAL 💯
[2026-04-22 16:14:00] Dave: I’ll respectfully force you to your hair to suck my cock
[2026-04-22 16:16:00] Sam Willis: And I will very respectfully comply
[2026-04-22 16:16:00] Sam Willis: And I will very respectfully comply
[2026-04-22 16:19:00] Sam Willis: I only have 3 meetings tomorrow. THIS IS AMAZING!
[2026-04-22 16:19:00] Dave: How did you manage that?
[2026-04-22 16:20:00] Sam Willis: And only 1 on Friday!!
[2026-04-22 16:20:00] Dave: OMG
[2026-04-22 16:20:00] Sam Willis: I dunno but I’ll so take it
[2026-04-22 16:20:00] Sam Willis: I also have been blocking chunks of my calendar
[2026-04-22 16:20:00] Sam Willis: So ppl leave me the fuck alone lol
[2026-04-22 16:25:00] Dave: Good for you baby!
[2026-04-22 16:26:00] Dave: I’m glad you’re blocking time!
[2026-04-22 16:26:00] Dave: I love that
[2026-04-22 16:26:00] Sam Willis: Anyway. How are you doing dear? 😝
[2026-04-22 16:26:00] Dave: Pretty good 😊
[2026-04-22 16:26:00] Dave: I have a slight headache and my eyes hurt though
[2026-04-22 16:26:00] Dave: Allergies
[2026-04-22 16:27:00] Sam Willis: Ugh that sucks
[2026-04-22 16:27:00] Sam Willis: Eyes hurt? Or are itchy?
[2026-04-22 16:33:00] Dave: Somewhere in between. They just feel kinda tired and maybe… dry
[2026-04-22 16:34:00] Sam Willis: Pataday eye drops are my go to for my allergies
[2026-04-22 16:37:00] Dave: It usually isn’t bad enough to even worry about taking anything
[2026-04-22 16:37:00] Dave: I mean, other than Claratin which I take every day
[2026-04-22 16:41:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I don't think I messaged you this earlier. I talked to here in Phoenix. She pinged me nearly arms like do you have time? I'm so annoyed. I just need to vent and I'm like duh always in time for venting anyway I just talked to her a bit ago though and. First off she's struggling is she now works for Brian as we know Brian is the biggest like little pansy bitch ever And also, Rachel is like the time that normally gets into work around 9 AM well Brian's like such an early morning person anyway and then the time difference and then he like makes you feel like he's very passive aggressive about like if you're not a morning person it's so fucking annoying. He's a lot of shit but anyway. She said what started my day is At 7 AM he sends a ping in our teams chat and It said Are all of you using copilot at least 10 times a day and she said no he responded And I didn't I think he then said Steven's really big on AI so Basically put out the expectation Brian put out the expectation that people are supposed to use copilot at least 10 times a day and she's like so I just wanted to know like have you been hearing anything come from like Stephen or leadership? About you using AI and I was like what the fuck I said yes like of course Steven's being on AI and he has said like yeah everybody should be leveraging copilot he even said in our last like all hands he's like yeah you know like you should have copilot up every day and like no treated as like a tool to use And I said I want I've never once heard anybody say 10 times a day or five times a day or whatever who gives a flying motherfuck The shit that people micromanage on is insane absolutely fucking insane. I'm like I know Steven and he is very fucking annoying but like there's no part of Steven, that would say 10 times a day like Stephen would not throw out a number like he would never throw out a number. Brian is just such a little bitch it's so fucking annoying and it's like so sorry that I'm over here using my actual fucking brain is a prompting copilot 10 times a day just needs a fucking magical number. Fuck I'm like so annoyed on her behalf and she was also so annoyed, but that was so funny is literally nobody responded the entire day. Nobody messaged like nobody said anything.
[2026-04-22 16:43:00] Dave: Lmao... using it 10x/day FOR WHAT??
[2026-04-22 16:45:00] Dave: It’s a stupid thing to throw out a number on lololol
[2026-04-22 16:45:00] Dave: It’s completely arbitrary
[2026-04-22 16:45:00] Dave: That’s hilarious tha nobody responded
[2026-04-22 16:45:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: He's an absolute fucking idiot way, the inside of threat team so Colleen one of my stakeholders her team is the one that monitors all of our props and it's a super manual process right now it's a massive fucking pain in the ass so she like hates it And she was like obviously the firm wants people to use AI so this is like a cost like they probably already spit out the money or like you know we have these big like tears or thresholds River, but we're paying per token and she was like if any his employees realize that we're paying per token, they would not be prompting some of the dumb shit at the prompting she didn't say dumb shit but like she was like the things that people are prompting are just like not even Related to work they're just stupid and so anyway I just He's so dumb
[2026-04-22 16:47:00] Dave: Hahahaha
[2026-04-22 16:47:00] Dave: Ofc they’re prompting dumb shit because dipshits like Brian are setting targets
[2026-04-22 16:48:00] Dave: That’s dumb af and now I’m anoyed
[2026-04-22 16:48:00] Sam Willis: THANK YOU
[2026-04-22 16:48:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: You know how you take like those leadership courses and they tell you that you know the best way to manage your employees is to set expectations and in order to set expectations are supposed to be pretty specific and give a specific deadline and blah blah blah and like that is Exactly what Brian like that is how he completely operate he but it comes across as him micromanaging, but he thinks that he's setting expectations so he gives he throws out specific numbers that are completely Made up pulled out of his ass. He gives deadlines that are fake deadlines, but he's just giving you one like he does all these things. set expectations instead of giving instead of giving kind of vague or broad direction. And letting us be fucking professionals and like work within the vagueness, he has to treat all of his employees as if their new hires and new to the corporate world and don't know how to work and get very specific like parameters and That is not fucking professionals
[2026-04-22 16:48:00] Sam Willis: THANK YOU
[2026-04-22 16:49:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'm just remembering that when I joined his team for five years ago, he told me he had an expectation that everybody read at least one news article or like research article related to their space every week like we didn't have to like report back to him, but that was his expectation that we were staying up-to-date and we were reading at least one thing week
[2026-04-22 16:58:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh, something else I was gonna tell you very random completely unrelated anything to talk about but So I'm like the type of person that still likes to have an actual calendar hanging like in the kitchen I'm like a total nerd and like that's the Christmas thing I get for myself Is a calendar for the new year anyway so there's this company that you can submit and you can submit a picture of your dog and then you know your dog might get selected on a calendar or so like Two years ago one of my foster dogs got put on the calendar like because they're adopted mom like submitted them so I bought that calendar and then this year another dog that was in the rescue that put on the calendar and like I'm like oh so cool like this is great so the same company was posting that you could submit your dog to go in a coloring book and I was like I love that. I'm gonna submit Loki cause I got professional photos done a couple years ago. Yes I know I'm ridiculous but I got professional photos done Low-key Layla and Levi a few years ago and Loki was so cute so anyway I'm like I'm gonna then I start poking around and like I find on Reddit where people are asking like is this a scam and it's not a scam but it is where like your dog doesn't get selected like every single dog that gets submitted and they're going to print But they make it sound like you know you're part of this like exclusive club where your dog got selected and then they give you like a discount code for you so you can buy the product and then you can then share it with all your friends like oh my God, you should buy this you know it has my dog in it so anyway I had like totally forgot about this entirely except today. I got a text message and it's like congratulations like He was talking has been selected to be in our coloring book. Here's your weight you know a pre-order which of course I'm totally going to do, but I mean I did totally fall into the whole the whole thing but it's fine.
[2026-04-22 17:01:00] Dave: Lmao… that’s actually a pretty good marketing scheme
[2026-04-22 17:05:00] Sam Willis: lol. Only $25 for the book!
[2026-04-22 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Do you believe in mediums? I feel like I'm sure we talked about this before cause I talked to medium after Chaz died. I'm sure we talked about it I can't really remember your thoughts I mean I'm sure it's just bullshit but I don't know. Did I tell you about the time that I almost paid a few hundred dollars to talk to a medium supposedly that could get in touch with your dogs that passed away and I was gonna I was gonna try to get a message from keeper I didn't go through with it because my family also they would disown me if I spent my money on such stupid shit, but I'm still not above it. I still moving. I guess I would just thinking about a good marketing scheme like you said and the pet industry man is one where it's like yeah there's a lot of us suckers out there. A lot of of us who are getting rich off of us.
[2026-04-22 17:14:00] Dave: Lmao… a dog medium?
[2026-04-22 17:14:00] Sam Willis: Better believe it!!
[2026-04-22 17:15:00] Dave: No I don’t believe in mediums. That kind of requires you to buy into the whole soul/god/heaven and hell thing…
[2026-04-22 17:16:00] Sam Willis: Oh yes and we’ve talked about souls
[2026-04-22 17:16:00] Sam Willis: I think our souls/energy still sticks around
[2026-04-22 17:16:00] Sam Willis: Floating in the air
[2026-04-22 17:16:00] Sam Willis: Just hanging out
[2026-04-22 17:17:00] Sam Willis: Like..an aura. A vibe
[2026-04-22 17:17:00] Dave: So you think when you die you’re just gonna be hanging out? Still concious and able to think and communicate?
[2026-04-22 17:18:00] Sam Willis: Not able to think but like…. The universe can summon my energy
[2026-04-22 17:19:00] Dave: You’d have to be able to think and communicate for a medium to work right?
[2026-04-22 17:19:00] Sam Willis: No they feel my energy
[2026-04-22 17:20:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-22 17:21:00] Dave: Yeah, maybe 😊
[2026-04-22 17:21:00] Sam Willis: Let me have my whimsy!!!!
[2026-04-22 17:22:00] Dave: I did!
[2026-04-22 17:22:00] Dave: Do you know how hard that was for me?!
[2026-04-22 17:22:00] Dave: I did!
[2026-04-22 17:22:00] Dave: Do you know how hard that was for me?!
[2026-04-22 17:22:00] Sam Willis: LMAO
[2026-04-22 17:22:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-04-22 17:22:00] Dave: 😜
[2026-04-22 17:22:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-04-22 17:23:00] Sam Willis: You did. Reason 135434654 why I love you
[2026-04-22 17:25:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-22 18:30:00] Dave: Oh!!
[2026-04-22 18:30:00] Dave: Have you checked out the dildo yet??
[2026-04-22 18:35:00] Sam Willis: No I haven’t had a chance yet 😔
[2026-04-22 18:36:00] Dave: I would’ve at least opened it up in the car lol
[2026-04-22 18:37:00] Dave: Idk how you can just leave a package unopened
[2026-04-22 18:39:00] Sam Willis: I know I’m the worst! Give me a bit.
[2026-04-22 18:47:00] Dave: Nah, it’s fine. You do you baby
[2026-04-22 19:25:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-22 19:26:00] Sam Willis: This thing is powerful sounding! And heavy!
[2026-04-22 19:27:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait to try it out ❤️
[2026-04-22 19:40:00] Dave: How does the mechanism seem?
[2026-04-22 19:41:00] Sam Willis: Fucking sturdy.
[2026-04-22 19:41:00] Dave: I don’t have a vagina obviously, so I wasn’t sure what to think
[2026-04-22 19:41:00] Sam Willis: Lolol
[2026-04-22 19:41:00] Sam Willis: Fucking sturdy.
[2026-04-22 19:41:00] Sam Willis: Like. Powerful
[2026-04-22 19:41:00] Sam Willis: 😍😍😍
[2026-04-22 21:04:00] Sam Willis: How’s your night going?
[2026-04-22 21:07:00] Dave: I was just getting ready to txt you 😊
[2026-04-22 21:08:00] Dave: Pretty chill. Just fished packing some orders up
[2026-04-22 21:08:00] Dave: Now thinking about going to bed 😉
[2026-04-22 21:09:00] Dave: Hbu?
[2026-04-22 21:12:00] Sam Willis: That sounds perfect lol. I just got back from walking the dogs. Now I’m going to be fat and eat icecream lol
[2026-04-22 21:16:00] Dave: Mmmm what kind??
[2026-04-22 21:16:00] Dave: Moose tracks?
[2026-04-22 21:16:00] Sam Willis: You know it 😅
[2026-04-22 21:17:00] Dave: 1 more day in the office…
[2026-04-22 21:17:00] Dave: We can do this
[2026-04-22 21:18:00] Sam Willis: 💪
[2026-04-22 21:18:00] Sam Willis: I dunno that it’s been long for me, but my concept of time has been off all week
[2026-04-22 21:18:00] Sam Willis: But we got this!
[2026-04-22 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Stephen’s out the rest of the week. Alleluia!!
[2026-04-22 21:22:00] Dave: Isn’t that the best!!
[2026-04-22 21:23:00] Sam Willis: Yes so hopefully I’m in a fantastic mood the next 2 days lol
[2026-04-22 21:24:00] Dave: I know you will be!!
[2026-04-22 21:24:00] Sam Willis: Well good night baby. I hope you sleep well!
[2026-04-22 21:24:00] Dave: Goodnight love 💗
[2026-04-22 21:25:00] Dave: I hope you sleep great too!

(missing Obey)

(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW Wednesday began with playful banter and anxiety about commutes, transitioning into workplace frustrations, a late-night realization about a "sturdy" sex toy, and ending with tender nighttime wishes. The standout moment was Sam's venting about her chaotic work environment, highlighting a recurring theme of professional exhaustion.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Commutes and Traffic - Annoyance at train delays, a man acting strangely in a car, and general rush-hour frustration. - Emotional register: Playful, frustrated. - Key quote: "Trains and they're cool. An engineering perspective, I guess."

Workplace Stress
Criticism of micromanagement, mandatory AI usage, and lack of support from leadership like Stephen.
Emotional register: Annoyed, critical.
Key quote: "He's a lot of shit but that's what you get when you work for a company that doesn't give a fuck about you."
Job Hunt and Relocation
Sam's efforts to apply for remote jobs and the potential to relocate, with options discussed like Indianapolis and St. Louis.
Emotional register: Hopeful, determined.
Key quote: "I don't want to relocate to Chicago. But Dallas? I have a reason to be there."
Personal Challenges
Sam's concerns about managing the household and her dogs after Christian moves out, and the potential for depression.
Emotional register: Anxious, reflective.
Key quote: "I don't wanna be here. I can see myself just getting super depressed."
AI Usage
Controversy over corporate AI usage goals and the perception of a scam, with discussions on AI's role in daily tasks.
Emotional register: Skeptical, frustrated.
Key quote: "In order to be AI, you need AI, so it’s a scam."
Pet Stories and Marketing
Sam's story about a dog calendar and coloring book, and the clever marketing scheme behind it.
Emotional register: Amused, slightly incredulous.
Key quote: "They make it sound like you're part of this exclusive club where your dog got selected."
Beliefs about the Afterlife
Sam's belief in mediums and the idea of energy lingering after death, contrasted with Dave's skepticism.
Emotional register: Thoughtful, whimsical.
Key quote: "Maybe our souls/energy still sticks around, floating in the air."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam received and described a "sturdy" and "powerful" vibrator. Key moments of escalation included her expressing excitement over its mechanism and Dave's playful teasing about her not opening it immediately. Sam's language emphasized its physical properties, "heavy" and "powerful," and her anticipation to try it. The fantasy element was her potential enjoyment and the power dynamics of Dave's suggestion for it to be used.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam was more vulnerable in discussing her job search and potential depression, while Dave teased and supported her in a lighthearted manner. The dynamic featured Sam's frustration with work and Dave's empathetic yet playful response. The relationship's "forbidden" nature was subtly reinforced by their internal jokes and playful nicknames.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "You're gonna say that I was gonna stay in response to you I have no idea what I said that turned you on instantly." — Sam, playful and teasing. - "I love that you start out every morning and you’re like 'yeah I got nothing to say' yet somehow it still turns into a 10-minute message." — Sam, affectionate. - "I'm just here to tell you more of my random thoughts." — Dave, teasing. - "We're being scammed... it’s a scam." — Sam, frustrated. - "I only have 3 meetings tomorrow. THIS IS AMAZING!" — Sam, relieved. - "You did. Reason 135434654 why I love you." — Sam, affectionate.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's pending move and job search, with a callback to her potential depression. - The new sex toy and Sam's planned exploration of it. - Continuing frustration with workplace dynamics, especially under Stephen's leadership.

MOOD MAP Playful mornings → Workplace frustration → Relief and anticipation → Tender evenings.

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Messages exchanged

250

33 fewer; previous average 283.3 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Conversation sessions

30

Similar; previous average 29.6 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure	Dave	Sam Willis
Messages sent	125 · 50%	125 · 50%
Average reply time	4m 51s	2m 32s
Conversation starts	1	0

Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

Dave: 40% longer; previous average 3m 28s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Sam Willis: 7% longer; previous average 2m 22s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.

Average session duration: 6m 28s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.6%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

Dave's average reply time: 40% longer; previous average 3m 28s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Conversation rhythm unavailable

Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 250 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update66 · 26%

Humor42 · 17%

Frustration28 · 11%

Affection24 · 10%

Vulnerability23 · 9%

All other signals

Checking in16 · 6%

Excitement15 · 6%

Emotional support11 · 4%

Flirting6 · 2%

Sexting6 · 2%

Appreciation5 · 2%

Encouragement5 · 2%

Disagreement4 · 2%

Planning4 · 2%

Deep sharing3 · 1%

Request2 · 1%

Unmet need2 · 1%

Boundary setting1 · 0%

Passive aggression1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender

Dave: Status update (42), Humor (26), Affection (13), Checking in (12), Frustration (11)
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
Sam Willis: Status update (31), Frustration (21), Humor (20), Vulnerability (19), Affection (11)

Tension and positive follow-ups

Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

245 of 250 messages (98.0%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender	With a signal	Share
Dave	125 / 125	100.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Unknown Participant	0 / 1	0.0%
Sam Willis	120 / 123	97.6%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal	Average model score
Affection	0.82
Appreciation	0.81
Boundary setting	0.60
Checking in	0.67
Deep sharing	0.65
Disagreement	0.70
Emotional support	0.73
Encouragement	0.82
Excitement	0.73
Flirting	0.71
Frustration	0.73
Humor	0.69
Passive aggression	0.50
Planning	0.71
Request	0.70
Sexting	0.85
Status update	0.62
Unmet need	0.65
Vulnerability	0.67

Model: unknown
Prompt: signals.v2
Generated: 2026-09-11 17:24:58
Schema: 1.2.0

Supporting messages

Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.

Affection

24 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.82

[2026-04-22 05:22:00 PM] Dave

I love you

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 05:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love you

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 02:17:00 PM] Dave

Wish I was napping snuggled up with you 🥰🥰🥰

Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 06:49:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's tomorrow And I'm talking to you So I hope that makes you happy Makes me very happy. I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice. I know it's gonna be bright and chipper and excited to get to the office because of how much you love it there Just like mine on the way to my favorite place in the world And just like you're going to spring right out of bed at 5:30 when the alarm went off And rushed into the shower So I could hurry up and get out the door get going to Find a place on earth not Disneyland. I know Schwab campus that's enough. It sucks going to work Kill me I don't know at least it's hump day this commercials with the camel Geico or whatever Way back your child There's not my favorite commercial there was a meme for a long time too The camel guy walking around the office talking to old people being annoying And then, of course, hump day being a camel So That's good at least we're halfway through the week And then one more day in the office tomorrow A little better I don't know whatever All right, all right so what's going on? Driving to work Nothing has really happened. I guess since the last time we spoke or texted. Which I guess isn't entirely uncommon although you've had like a whole evening ahead of you since 9 o'clock my time last night so what happened with you? How old are the kids? What happened? I'm sorry Slow everything down Cut What the fuck tons of traffic I'm running late Must've been a train. This is one thing you don't have to worry about his fucking trains. Fort Worth I guess is like the train capital of the world apparently cause everywhere you go there's fucking train crossing and they're always crossing and sometimes like I guess I live at Barry I live is like An old big like farming, pub or great place or some shit I don't know there's a big ass train here. There's a big ass train yards all over Fort Worth but yeah, like everybody goes there trains and like at all times of the worst times a day like in rush-hour traffic. It seems like they couldn't stop on the tracks like between 3 PM and 6 PM and like 6 AM and 9 AM like I don't know what's up with. It is stupid. You think they would like to schedule that. Downtime but I don't know what do I know about trains but they suck. I like trains. I don't know if I've ever told you that I hate them when they're fucking up my commute, but I do like them. I like just as a thing they're kind of neat not like a train guy like What the fuck? Oh my God Front of me I don't know if he's rapping or banging or yelling at someone in the car but like he's freaking the fuck out He's like all over the inside, wave his arms around wave his arms around waving his arms around and I am just totally rambling but he's like looking over the passenger seat. He's yelling at a kid. I hope not cause that's brutal. He's fucking out of Jesus Christ. See if I can record this my dash cam will pick up being a crazy Sorry Trains and they're cool An engineering perspective, I guess Yeah, I hope you like your dildo or vibrator or a rabbit that is more of a rabbit Mechanism It's gonna feel for you, but I'm sure you'll let me know. I wish we'll be super hot. Dildo vibrator Talking about sex stuff with you and your pussy in general, how did it taste and how pretty it is Got them all over the place What was it that you said yesterday that My switch constantly, but I can't remember what it was now but Something he texted me it was like I don't think I've ever gotten that fast. It was like completely in to hard as a rock and fully extended, and I was standing up to, so I had to watch that little kid that works in your analysis. Don't need her see anything Sure What's happening anyway that's not the point the point is how quickly you turn me on with whatever you said I'm gonna have to take back. Can't remember. Something hot anyway Rambling giving you 8 inches Love you have a great day fun commute, and I am looking forward to hearing your beautiful sexy voice OK, bye

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 07:30:00 AM] Dave

Stephen, not you 😘

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 02:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Have a great nap baby

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 07:29:00 AM] Dave

Good job beautiful!

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 05:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

You did. Reason 135434654 why I love you

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 07:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can’t wait to try it out ❤️

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 09:24:00 PM] Dave

Goodnight love 💗

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 07:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

good morning handsome

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 09:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Well good night baby. I hope you sleep well!

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 07:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

Getting into the shower. Talk soon! ❤️

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 07:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

😍😍😍

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 12:59:00 PM] Dave

Awwwe

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 04:20:00 PM] Dave

OMG

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 04:26:00 PM] Dave

I love that

Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 04:11:00 PM] Sam Willis

Me and you need a lot more “1:1 time”

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 06:47:00 PM] Dave

Nah, it’s fine. You do you baby

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 02:17:00 PM] Dave

Thanks babydoll

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 08:47:00 AM] Dave

I think it is the best me tbh. And yeah probably the quirkiest too

Score: 0.74 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:

[2026-04-22 08:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Mile You are all over the place. I love it though. I feel like mornings are your time to shine like that is that is like I don't know if it's the best version of you but mornings might be like the quirkiest version of you. Can you get your fucking ass out of the lane sorry anyway. You're hilarious. OK also quit the commute that that's not how you actually say it is speaking of weird sayings or way of saying things do you say harassing or I can't even say harassing I'm gonna harass her instead of harassment versus harassment that is dumb and speaking of that I need you to watch that untold documentary latest one have you ever watched the untold stuff like there's like a whole series every episode is different like the poop Cruise I think was on and untold Anyway, I've watched like two of them and just like the past five days but the new one that just came out was the shooting at Hawthorne Hill or something OK I need you to watch it just because I need your thoughts on this dude and this woman, but this is a case where well I don't wanna give it away I need you to give me your thoughts on who you think is the problem here so anyway you need to go home it's only like an hour and 15 minutes. It's fine. You can do it. I'm very curious, but yeah that dude said Harrison and it really bothers me So that was that then also I didn't know that you thought trains were cool. I mean I guess I'm not surprised. I think they're OK. I totally agree that they're always out at the worst motherfucking times. They should not be allowed to be running during rush-hour. I totally agree. We do have some train crossings here in Phoenix. And luckily, I don't live close to them, but Stuck away and of course I grew up Train crossing for sure the Midwest, but They're like right outside of your neighborhood I didn't know that Fort Worth had so much but yeah, OK so that and then Have you ever seen those cars that it's gotta be it's gotta be On purpose, but like I don't know if I'm seeing the same car over and over again or if I'm seeing multiple cars that have this, but it looks like bloody handprints trying to get into Their driver door and then it also looks like it has like blood streaks elsewhere on the car. You know what I'm talking about I feel like it's gotta be like a like a. Related to a show or some stupid shit I don't know but anyway can I just one again maybe it's the same one every morning In the mornings, yeah I just think it's so fucking douche that Stephen has kept our 101 at the same fucking time even though 7:30 in the fucking morning for me yet he doesn't do that with any of his other driving reports if I mention lately, how much I cannot fucking spam him seriously also, I'm gonna talk to him today about me moving so That'll be fun wish me luck. I have a feeling in my job search is gonna be having to move in full fucking force. After I have this conversation, I've applied to like eight places since last week covered a damn thing Are you trying to job a little bit? What was that back in 2023 2024 I can't remember one of those years same thing I'd like maybe maybe 10 places never heard a fucking thing oh no I did have one call with. It would've been a good company too. I don't remember who it was. It's like a credit card company Mastercard maybe but they wanted me to be in St. Louis so But anyway, I'm rambling. We'll see how it goes. Also, I'm I figured out a plan for my when Christian moves out and and the dogs. I'm going to switch my work from home day to Wednesdays. Every week I think is a plan plus that's my stupid one on one day with fucking at the ass crack So Monday, they're gonna stay at home. They're gonna be tired from the weekend Tuesday they're gonna go to daycare Wednesday. I'm at home Thursday. They're gonna go to daycare and then Friday they're gonna stay at home and like I will just come home early cause it's a Friday and like nobody gives a fuck. And so yeah, that's what I'm thinking. We'll see. Anyway, you're gonna say that I was gonna stay in response to you I have no idea what I said that turned you on instantly. I don't feel like it was yesterday because did be like even sex yesterday. I don't feel like sex also like I had an opportunity to masturbate last night and I didn't take it so That was weird for me, but I just was like Not like Do you think about what I said? I turned you on instantly. I would love to hear it probably something about riding you I don't know. Something maybe about naked rendezvous who knows OK, the other thing What else did you talk about? Hope that that guy going bat in his car was like not actually beating a child or a woman. Hopefully he was. I don't know what he was doing, but hopefully not that so yeah. What else what else else I feel like there was more To do, I don't know OK if I think about it I will let you know. I'll Candace texted me this morning and I haven't ready yet but like a screenshot after screenshot of messages between her and Jesse and she said can you please read this and help me understand what he is trying to say that this is what he does he just. Oh, what's the word there's like a word basically where you just like drowned somebody in fucking words and so then they have have to like read it processed digested just to pick out what you're actually fucking trying to get at that is Jesse and Candace gets so overwhelmed like her mind just like her brain just like fucking Freaked it out whenever she gets these long fucking messages from him so she's always sending them. It stresses me out. But yeah anyway so I gotta read that that's the point He's such a fucking dick So glad I don't have kids with somebody He's such a douche but OK all right I will shut up now and let you go 9 inches Go All right, love you

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[2026-04-22 01:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also. I love Maria but she is EXHAUSTING

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[2026-04-22 05:21:00 PM] Dave

Yeah, maybe 😊

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Appreciation

5 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.81

[2026-04-22 04:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

THANK YOU This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 04:48:00 PM] Dave

That’s dumb af and now I’m anoyed

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[2026-04-22 04:26:00 PM] Dave

I’m glad you’re blocking time!

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[2026-04-22 08:20:00 AM] Sam Willis

I love how you start out every morning and you’re like yea I got nothing to say yet somehow it still turns into like a 10 minute message 😂

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-04-22 08:49:00 AM] Sam Willis

During the work week, I’m probably 730-1030 lol

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Boundary setting

1 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.60

[2026-04-22 12:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ppl need to leave MY (soul) husband alone. 🙄🙄

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Checking in

23 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.67

[2026-04-22 12:56:00 PM] Dave

How’s your day going?

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[2026-04-22 04:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

Anyway. How are you doing dear? 😝

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[2026-04-22 04:26:00 PM] Dave

Pretty good 😊

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[2026-04-22 12:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

How is yours?

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[2026-04-22 12:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

11am and already have a headache and I’m hangry This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 12:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

11am and already have a headache and I’m hangry

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[2026-04-22 02:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Did I tell you I did not wake up AT ALL last night?

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[2026-04-22 02:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

I thought you were taking a nap!!

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[2026-04-22 09:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

How’s your night going?

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[2026-04-22 09:05:00 AM] Dave

Uh oh, lol. Lmk what happened with Candice and Jessie

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[2026-04-22 09:24:00 AM] Dave

So yeah. I remember after Chaz… once you kind of got over the shock and grief and stuff, you seemed to be pretty excited about being single and loving the freedom, and allthethings. And then, BOOM… Christian moved in. If you recall, we talked about this recently - what’s gonna happen after he moves out - and I said I was worried about your mental state. I still am, for this exact reason. I’m hoping you’ll be able to remain positive and not sink into depression due to not wanting to be in Phoenix. You are well on your way towards moving and doing the things to make it happen. Because Christian moving out is actually enabling you to move SOONER, I don’t think it will be that. I’m more worried that you’ll get depressed because you’ll be lonely in your big, now empty house - and you may interpret that as something else, such as homesickness being the reason. And ofc, throw WAA in there and who knows what effect that will ultimately have 😔🫣

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[2026-04-22 09:07:00 PM] Dave

I was just getting ready to txt you 😊

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[2026-04-22 09:35:00 AM] Dave

You say that… but you also love being a living room family. And I think being the only one will wear on you. Even though the kids are annoying, I think you’ll miss the activity.

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[2026-04-22 06:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

No I haven’t had a chance yet 😔

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[2026-04-22 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

I LOVE big/open spaces all to myself, so I’m not worried about that. It’s more just feeling stuck here in Phoenix. Like if I can’t get a new job and gtfo. Plus summers here are SUPER hard on me. I go into seasonal depression

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[2026-04-22 09:09:00 PM] Dave

Hbu?

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[2026-04-22 06:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

I know I’m the worst! Give me a bit.

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[2026-04-22 11:34:00 AM] Dave

That’s a thing?

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[2026-04-22 07:40:00 PM] Dave

How does the mechanism seem?

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[2026-04-22 09:26:00 AM] Dave

Total 180… have you heard anything about leadership looking at reports of how long people are staying in the office? Or what time they’re coming in and leaving?

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[2026-04-22 12:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Can you even imagine?

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[2026-04-22 05:17:00 PM] Dave

So you think when you die you’re just gonna be hanging out? Still concious and able to think and communicate?

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[2026-04-22 09:16:00 PM] Dave

Mmmm what kind??

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Deep sharing

4 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.65

[2026-04-22 05:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think our souls/energy still sticks around

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[2026-04-22 05:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh yes and we’ve talked about souls

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[2026-04-22 05:17:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like..an aura. A vibe

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[2026-04-22 05:17:00 PM] Dave

So you think when you die you’re just gonna be hanging out? Still concious and able to think and communicate?

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Disagreement

5 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.70

[2026-04-22 10:17:00 AM] Dave

That’s offensive

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[2026-04-22 10:17:00 AM] Dave

That’s offensive This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 04:45:00 PM] Dave

It’s completely arbitrary

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[2026-04-22 10:17:00 AM] Dave

wtf. The MANAGING DIRECTOR of that whole area can’t manage to set aside 25 minutes for a direct report 1:1?? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
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[2026-04-22 05:19:00 PM] Dave

You’d have to be able to think and communicate for a medium to work right?

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Emotional support

11 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.73

[2026-04-22 04:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Eyes hurt? Or are itchy?

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[2026-04-22 09:24:00 AM] Dave

So yeah. I remember after Chaz… once you kind of got over the shock and grief and stuff, you seemed to be pretty excited about being single and loving the freedom, and allthethings. And then, BOOM… Christian moved in. If you recall, we talked about this recently - what’s gonna happen after he moves out - and I said I was worried about your mental state. I still am, for this exact reason. I’m hoping you’ll be able to remain positive and not sink into depression due to not wanting to be in Phoenix. You are well on your way towards moving and doing the things to make it happen. Because Christian moving out is actually enabling you to move SOONER, I don’t think it will be that. I’m more worried that you’ll get depressed because you’ll be lonely in your big, now empty house - and you may interpret that as something else, such as homesickness being the reason. And ofc, throw WAA in there and who knows what effect that will ultimately have 😔🫣

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-22 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

I LOVE big/open spaces all to myself, so I’m not worried about that. It’s more just feeling stuck here in Phoenix. Like if I can’t get a new job and gtfo. Plus summers here are SUPER hard on me. I go into seasonal depression This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 09:25:00 PM] Dave

I hope you sleep great too!

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[2026-04-22 09:06:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: My anxiety is high because I've been thinking about this lately too like I mean it all depends on my mood obviously but I can totally. This is either gonna go one or two ways Christian's gonna move out and I'm gonna be super like happy motivated like crushing it. On top of my shit or he is going to move out and I am going to spiral into Deep depression can't don't wanna pull myself out of bed And like gonna feel like I'm gonna be stuck in Phoenix forever and it's not like because of him I'm just saying like my mental state is Going to be questionable like because I say that because like whenever Joe and I broke up like every chance died like every time that I've been like OK mind you this is coming from a girl who has not really been alone All that much in her life, the longest I've been single has been Months 910 months so I'm saying like those times like still in a space we're like I wanted to be like I wanted to be in Phoenix. I was motivated to like you know like be up my life here and like go out and make friends and blah blah blah blah, but like none of that exist anymore. And so I don't know you know what I'm saying. I don't wanna be here so I can see myself just getting super depressed. OK, that's it. Hopefully, that makes sense.

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[2026-04-22 04:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ugh that sucks

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[2026-04-22 12:56:00 PM] Dave

How’s your day going?

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[2026-04-22 02:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh that definitely makes sense

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[2026-04-22 10:15:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m in a bad mood!!! 😤😤

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[2026-04-22 09:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

How’s your night going?

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[2026-04-22 09:35:00 AM] Dave

You say that… but you also love being a living room family. And I think being the only one will wear on you. Even though the kids are annoying, I think you’ll miss the activity. This message responded to an earlier message.

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Encouragement

5 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.82

[2026-04-22 04:25:00 PM] Dave

Good for you baby!

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[2026-04-22 09:24:00 PM] Dave

I know you will be!!

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[2026-04-22 09:17:00 PM] Dave

We can do this

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[2026-04-22 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

But we got this!

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[2026-04-22 05:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

You did. Reason 135434654 why I love you

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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Excitement

16 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.73

[2026-04-22 09:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

Stephen’s out the rest of the week. Alleluia!!

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[2026-04-22 04:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

I only have 3 meetings tomorrow. THIS IS AMAZING!

Score: 0.81 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
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[2026-04-22 06:49:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's tomorrow And I'm talking to you So I hope that makes you happy Makes me very happy. I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice. I know it's gonna be bright and chipper and excited to get to the office because of how much you love it there Just like mine on the way to my favorite place in the world And just like you're going to spring right out of bed at 5:30 when the alarm went off And rushed into the shower So I could hurry up and get out the door get going to Find a place on earth not Disneyland. I know Schwab campus that's enough. It sucks going to work Kill me I don't know at least it's hump day this commercials with the camel Geico or whatever Way back your child There's not my favorite commercial there was a meme for a long time too The camel guy walking around the office talking to old people being annoying And then, of course, hump day being a camel So That's good at least we're halfway through the week And then one more day in the office tomorrow A little better I don't know whatever All right, all right so what's going on? Driving to work Nothing has really happened. I guess since the last time we spoke or texted. Which I guess isn't entirely uncommon although you've had like a whole evening ahead of you since 9 o'clock my time last night so what happened with you? How old are the kids? What happened? I'm sorry Slow everything down Cut What the fuck tons of traffic I'm running late Must've been a train. This is one thing you don't have to worry about his fucking trains. Fort Worth I guess is like the train capital of the world apparently cause everywhere you go there's fucking train crossing and they're always crossing and sometimes like I guess I live at Barry I live is like An old big like farming, pub or great place or some shit I don't know there's a big ass train here. There's a big ass train yards all over Fort Worth but yeah, like everybody goes there trains and like at all times of the worst times a day like in rush-hour traffic. It seems like they couldn't stop on the tracks like between 3 PM and 6 PM and like 6 AM and 9 AM like I don't know what's up with. It is stupid. You think they would like to schedule that. Downtime but I don't know what do I know about trains but they suck. I like trains. I don't know if I've ever told you that I hate them when they're fucking up my commute, but I do like them. I like just as a thing they're kind of neat not like a train guy like What the fuck? Oh my God Front of me I don't know if he's rapping or banging or yelling at someone in the car but like he's freaking the fuck out He's like all over the inside, wave his arms around wave his arms around waving his arms around and I am just totally rambling but he's like looking over the passenger seat. He's yelling at a kid. I hope not cause that's brutal. He's fucking out of Jesus Christ. See if I can record this my dash cam will pick up being a crazy Sorry Trains and they're cool An engineering perspective, I guess Yeah, I hope you like your dildo or vibrator or a rabbit that is more of a rabbit Mechanism It's gonna feel for you, but I'm sure you'll let me know. I wish we'll be super hot. Dildo vibrator Talking about sex stuff with you and your pussy in general, how did it taste and how pretty it is Got them all over the place What was it that you said yesterday that My switch constantly, but I can't remember what it was now but Something he texted me it was like I don't think I've ever gotten that fast. It was like completely in to hard as a rock and fully extended, and I was standing up to, so I had to watch that little kid that works in your analysis. Don't need her see anything Sure What's happening anyway that's not the point the point is how quickly you turn me on with whatever you said I'm gonna have to take back. Can't remember. Something hot anyway Rambling giving you 8 inches Love you have a great day fun commute, and I am looking forward to hearing your beautiful sexy voice OK, bye

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-22 04:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

INTENTIONAL 💯

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-04-22 04:11:00 PM] Dave

That’s awesome!

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[2026-04-22 10:54:00 AM] Dave

That would be awesome!

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[2026-04-22 09:09:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahaha YASSSSSS

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[2026-04-22 07:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

😍😍😍

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[2026-04-22 07:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like. Powerful

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[2026-04-22 02:01:00 PM] Dave

That’s awesome!

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[2026-04-22 02:17:00 PM] Dave

Yes!

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[2026-04-22 09:22:00 PM] Dave

Isn’t that the best!!

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[2026-04-22 06:30:00 PM] Dave

Oh!!

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[2026-04-22 04:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

I dunno but I’ll so take it

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[2026-04-22 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

💪

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[2026-04-22 05:22:00 PM] Dave

I did! This message responded to an earlier message.

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Flirting

7 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.71

[2026-04-22 12:54:00 PM] Dave

Let me tell you what a tasty pussy she has 😏

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-04-22 02:17:00 PM] Dave

Wish I was napping snuggled up with you 🥰🥰🥰

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-04-22 09:07:00 AM] Dave

9.5 inches!! Hehehe

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[2026-04-22 06:30:00 PM] Dave

Have you checked out the dildo yet??

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-04-22 09:04:00 AM] Dave

Whoa!! You didn’t take the masterbatory opportunity?!

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[2026-04-22 09:08:00 PM] Dave

Now thinking about going to bed 😉

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[2026-04-22 12:52:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

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Frustration

32 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.73

[2026-04-22 09:43:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Unrelated to this, I literally Just attempted to have my one-on-one with Stephen and he was on there for All of six minutes and was like hey I'm getting paint but I have to stay away so cool so we didn't get to talk about anything love that so anyway I'm very annoyed

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-22 10:14:00 AM] Sam Willis

God I hate Standard reviews

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[2026-04-22 10:17:00 AM] Dave

wtf. The MANAGING DIRECTOR of that whole area can’t manage to set aside 25 minutes for a direct report 1:1?? This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 10:17:00 AM] Dave

That’s offensive

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[2026-04-22 10:17:00 AM] Dave

That’s offensive This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 12:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

God I hate corporations and the job market

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[2026-04-22 12:52:00 PM] Dave

Sorry, just people all up at my desk all the time 🙄

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[2026-04-22 04:45:00 PM] Dave

It’s a stupid thing to throw out a number on lololol

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[2026-04-22 04:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

So ppl leave me the fuck alone lol

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[2026-04-22 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

I am a living room fam with my pets lol. I promise I won’t miss the activity. There is no activity. His kids are mostly in their rooms anyway and any activities I do typically plan (which I’ve given up on a long time ago), they’re ungrateful, grumpy, and ruin it for us all lol This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 04:47:00 PM] Dave

Ofc they’re prompting dumb shit because dipshits like Brian are setting targets

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[2026-04-22 10:15:00 AM] Sam Willis

I’m in a bad mood!!! 😤😤

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[2026-04-22 12:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: No, it's really awkward as when you're running copilot and you have to stay after the meeting ends because you know you're waiting for copilot to like summarize your meeting notes and then it's just like you wouldn't one or two other people still on the call just like silently not talking because you're all just waiting for your copilot to stop running it's just like it's so awkward

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[2026-04-22 12:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK, you're just ignoring me. I don't know why you're doing over there you're green so you should be talking to me I'm just here to tell you more of my random thoughts I might've said this last week but I'm reading more bullshit about AI and like It really is a scam like I feel like we're being scammed because in order to be AI you need AI so like the same companies that are building the models That can exploit it are also building the models to like defend against them like what is happening Am I insane? Is that what's happening? This is a scam.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-22 12:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

wtf is he putting in spreadsheets lol

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.663
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[2026-04-22 05:22:00 PM] Dave

Do you know how hard that was for me?! This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 07:29:00 AM] Sam Willis

Have a stupid 1x1 with Stephen at 730 😡

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[2026-04-22 01:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

No 😭

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[2026-04-22 01:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

No 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 02:06:00 PM] Dave

After this dumb shit

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[2026-04-22 10:21:00 AM] Sam Willis

Nope he’s farrrrrr too busy for me This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 12:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ppl need to leave MY (soul) husband alone. 🙄🙄

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[2026-04-22 06:37:00 PM] Dave

Idk how you can just leave a package unopened

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[2026-04-22 07:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fucking sturdy. This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 07:29:00 AM] Dave

wtf

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[2026-04-22 02:01:00 PM] Dave

What?! No!!

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[2026-04-22 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

I am a living room fam with my pets lol. I promise I won’t miss the activity. There is no activity. His kids are mostly in their rooms anyway and any activities I do typically plan (which I’ve given up on a long time ago), they’re ungrateful, grumpy, and ruin it for us all lol

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[2026-04-22 11:07:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Do you know what would really suck to be the person that like has to like reach out to tons of people on LinkedIn to like try to sell them something Like and that's your entire job and then you never get responses and like everybody thinks you're annoying and half people don't even email like that sucks

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[2026-04-22 09:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

Most in like audit. Blahhhhhh

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[2026-04-22 10:09:00 AM] Sam Willis

Omg wtf

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[2026-04-22 12:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

I swear all Peter does alllll day is share articles lol wtf

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[2026-04-22 12:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Mortification This message responded to an earlier message.

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Humor

46 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.69

[2026-04-22 09:04:00 AM] Dave

Whoa!! You didn’t take the masterbatory opportunity?!

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[2026-04-22 04:47:00 PM] Dave

Hahahaha

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[2026-04-22 09:09:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahaha YASSSSSS

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[2026-04-22 05:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

LMAO

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[2026-04-22 09:07:00 AM] Dave

9.5 inches!! Hehehe

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[2026-04-22 08:46:00 AM] Dave

Hahaha, my time to shine

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[2026-04-22 04:10:00 PM] Sam Willis

5 mins in and we are already done lol

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[2026-04-22 08:18:00 AM] Sam Willis

You are such a goof

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[2026-04-22 04:43:00 PM] Dave

Lmao... using it 10x/day FOR WHAT??

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[2026-04-22 06:36:00 PM] Dave

I would’ve at least opened it up in the car lol

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[2026-04-22 09:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

That sounds perfect lol. I just got back from walking the dogs. Now I’m going to be fat and eat icecream lol

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[2026-04-22 09:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

You know it 😅

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[2026-04-22 08:20:00 AM] Sam Willis

I love how you start out every morning and you’re like yea I got nothing to say yet somehow it still turns into like a 10 minute message 😂

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[2026-04-22 05:25:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

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[2026-04-22 06:49:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's tomorrow And I'm talking to you So I hope that makes you happy Makes me very happy. I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice. I know it's gonna be bright and chipper and excited to get to the office because of how much you love it there Just like mine on the way to my favorite place in the world And just like you're going to spring right out of bed at 5:30 when the alarm went off And rushed into the shower So I could hurry up and get out the door get going to Find a place on earth not Disneyland. I know Schwab campus that's enough. It sucks going to work Kill me I don't know at least it's hump day this commercials with the camel Geico or whatever Way back your child There's not my favorite commercial there was a meme for a long time too The camel guy walking around the office talking to old people being annoying And then, of course, hump day being a camel So That's good at least we're halfway through the week And then one more day in the office tomorrow A little better I don't know whatever All right, all right so what's going on? Driving to work Nothing has really happened. I guess since the last time we spoke or texted. Which I guess isn't entirely uncommon although you've had like a whole evening ahead of you since 9 o'clock my time last night so what happened with you? How old are the kids? What happened? I'm sorry Slow everything down Cut What the fuck tons of traffic I'm running late Must've been a train. This is one thing you don't have to worry about his fucking trains. Fort Worth I guess is like the train capital of the world apparently cause everywhere you go there's fucking train crossing and they're always crossing and sometimes like I guess I live at Barry I live is like An old big like farming, pub or great place or some shit I don't know there's a big ass train here. There's a big ass train yards all over Fort Worth but yeah, like everybody goes there trains and like at all times of the worst times a day like in rush-hour traffic. It seems like they couldn't stop on the tracks like between 3 PM and 6 PM and like 6 AM and 9 AM like I don't know what's up with. It is stupid. You think they would like to schedule that. Downtime but I don't know what do I know about trains but they suck. I like trains. I don't know if I've ever told you that I hate them when they're fucking up my commute, but I do like them. I like just as a thing they're kind of neat not like a train guy like What the fuck? Oh my God Front of me I don't know if he's rapping or banging or yelling at someone in the car but like he's freaking the fuck out He's like all over the inside, wave his arms around wave his arms around waving his arms around and I am just totally rambling but he's like looking over the passenger seat. He's yelling at a kid. I hope not cause that's brutal. He's fucking out of Jesus Christ. See if I can record this my dash cam will pick up being a crazy Sorry Trains and they're cool An engineering perspective, I guess Yeah, I hope you like your dildo or vibrator or a rabbit that is more of a rabbit Mechanism It's gonna feel for you, but I'm sure you'll let me know. I wish we'll be super hot. Dildo vibrator Talking about sex stuff with you and your pussy in general, how did it taste and how pretty it is Got them all over the place What was it that you said yesterday that My switch constantly, but I can't remember what it was now but Something he texted me it was like I don't think I've ever gotten that fast. It was like completely in to hard as a rock and fully extended, and I was standing up to, so I had to watch that little kid that works in your analysis. Don't need her see anything Sure What's happening anyway that's not the point the point is how quickly you turn me on with whatever you said I'm gonna have to take back. Can't remember. Something hot anyway Rambling giving you 8 inches Love you have a great day fun commute, and I am looking forward to hearing your beautiful sexy voice OK, bye

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[2026-04-22 05:01:00 PM] Dave

Lmao… that’s actually a pretty good marketing scheme

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[2026-04-22 04:45:00 PM] Dave

That’s hilarious tha nobody responded

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[2026-04-22 07:28:00 AM] Dave

Look at you up early again!!

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[2026-04-22 10:48:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe

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[2026-04-22 12:00:00 PM] Dave

lol

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[2026-04-22 05:14:00 PM] Dave

Lmao… a dog medium?

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[2026-04-22 05:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

Let me have my whimsy!!!!

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[2026-04-22 09:04:00 AM] Dave

lol

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[2026-04-22 09:09:00 AM] Dave

Which reminded!! It was this from yesterday 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

I am a living room fam with my pets lol. I promise I won’t miss the activity. There is no activity. His kids are mostly in their rooms anyway and any activities I do typically plan (which I’ve given up on a long time ago), they’re ungrateful, grumpy, and ruin it for us all lol

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[2026-04-22 10:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

Lorelai lol. Our HR rep

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[2026-04-22 12:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

So he can talk to meeeeeee lol

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[2026-04-22 12:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’d die

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[2026-04-22 07:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lolol

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[2026-04-22 05:05:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol. Only $25 for the book!

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[2026-04-22 05:22:00 PM] Dave

😜

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[2026-04-22 07:29:00 AM] Dave

What a piece of shit lol

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[2026-04-22 09:03:00 AM] Dave

Good plan for the dogs lol

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[2026-04-22 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

I am a living room fam with my pets lol. I promise I won’t miss the activity. There is no activity. His kids are mostly in their rooms anyway and any activities I do typically plan (which I’ve given up on a long time ago), they’re ungrateful, grumpy, and ruin it for us all lol This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 10:49:00 AM] Dave

Who is laura lie? I have no idea how to spell that lol

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[2026-04-22 11:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

I hope so! lol

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[2026-04-22 11:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

A lot of schwabbies even post on it lol

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[2026-04-22 12:52:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

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[2026-04-22 01:04:00 PM] Dave

Yeah she’s 100% too much for you lol

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[2026-04-22 09:05:00 AM] Dave

Uh oh, lol. Lmk what happened with Candice and Jessie

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[2026-04-22 12:00:00 PM] Sam Willis

I swear all Peter does alllll day is share articles lol wtf

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[2026-04-22 12:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Mortification

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[2026-04-22 02:01:00 PM] Dave

I was just thinking about taking a nap lol

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[2026-04-22 02:06:00 PM] Dave

Look who it is

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[2026-04-22 09:09:00 AM] Dave

Which reminded!! It was this from yesterday 🤭

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[2026-04-22 05:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Floating in the air

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Passive aggression

2 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.50

[2026-04-22 09:03:00 AM] Dave

Not that you’ve applied for jobs apparently 😒

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[2026-04-22 02:02:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’re a turd

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Planning

4 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.71

[2026-04-22 10:47:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK shockingly he called me back and it wasn't a fuck no about relocating He asked me to like what are your options and I was like well Indianapolis is number one. I'm like St. Louis number two. I guess if I have to, but that's probably not gonna happen. I said St. Louis is slated to close though allegedly and he goes well. You don't want to relocate to Chicago and I said no I absolutely do not then he was like well if it's. You know just about moving and he's like you can move down here to Dallas. I'm like the whole goal is to get closer to family so no. Although I could've said well, you know my soul husband is down there and that could probably make things really complicated for us so Anyway, so yeah, he's gonna talk to Lorelei about me potentially transferring I told him I didn't have a timeline but like I would like to know my options so Anyhow, all right I'm glad that Haley, call me back

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-22 04:11:00 PM] Dave

Intentional 1:1 time

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[2026-04-22 04:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

I also have been blocking chunks of my calendar

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[2026-04-22 12:53:00 PM] Dave

I’ll start telling them that

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Request

2 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.70

[2026-04-22 12:59:00 PM] Dave

Did you bring food

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[2026-04-22 09:16:00 PM] Dave

Moose tracks?

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Sexting

6 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.85

[2026-04-22 04:14:00 PM] Dave

I’ll respectfully force you to your knees by your hair to suck my cock

Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.9891
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[2026-04-22 12:54:00 PM] Dave

Let me tell you what a tasty pussy she has 😏

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[2026-04-22 06:49:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine It's tomorrow And I'm talking to you So I hope that makes you happy Makes me very happy. I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice. I know it's gonna be bright and chipper and excited to get to the office because of how much you love it there Just like mine on the way to my favorite place in the world And just like you're going to spring right out of bed at 5:30 when the alarm went off And rushed into the shower So I could hurry up and get out the door get going to Find a place on earth not Disneyland. I know Schwab campus that's enough. It sucks going to work Kill me I don't know at least it's hump day this commercials with the camel Geico or whatever Way back your child There's not my favorite commercial there was a meme for a long time too The camel guy walking around the office talking to old people being annoying And then, of course, hump day being a camel So That's good at least we're halfway through the week And then one more day in the office tomorrow A little better I don't know whatever All right, all right so what's going on? Driving to work Nothing has really happened. I guess since the last time we spoke or texted. Which I guess isn't entirely uncommon although you've had like a whole evening ahead of you since 9 o'clock my time last night so what happened with you? How old are the kids? What happened? I'm sorry Slow everything down Cut What the fuck tons of traffic I'm running late Must've been a train. This is one thing you don't have to worry about his fucking trains. Fort Worth I guess is like the train capital of the world apparently cause everywhere you go there's fucking train crossing and they're always crossing and sometimes like I guess I live at Barry I live is like An old big like farming, pub or great place or some shit I don't know there's a big ass train here. There's a big ass train yards all over Fort Worth but yeah, like everybody goes there trains and like at all times of the worst times a day like in rush-hour traffic. It seems like they couldn't stop on the tracks like between 3 PM and 6 PM and like 6 AM and 9 AM like I don't know what's up with. It is stupid. You think they would like to schedule that. Downtime but I don't know what do I know about trains but they suck. I like trains. I don't know if I've ever told you that I hate them when they're fucking up my commute, but I do like them. I like just as a thing they're kind of neat not like a train guy like What the fuck? Oh my God Front of me I don't know if he's rapping or banging or yelling at someone in the car but like he's freaking the fuck out He's like all over the inside, wave his arms around wave his arms around waving his arms around and I am just totally rambling but he's like looking over the passenger seat. He's yelling at a kid. I hope not cause that's brutal. He's fucking out of Jesus Christ. See if I can record this my dash cam will pick up being a crazy Sorry Trains and they're cool An engineering perspective, I guess Yeah, I hope you like your dildo or vibrator or a rabbit that is more of a rabbit Mechanism It's gonna feel for you, but I'm sure you'll let me know. I wish we'll be super hot. Dildo vibrator Talking about sex stuff with you and your pussy in general, how did it taste and how pretty it is Got them all over the place What was it that you said yesterday that My switch constantly, but I can't remember what it was now but Something he texted me it was like I don't think I've ever gotten that fast. It was like completely in to hard as a rock and fully extended, and I was standing up to, so I had to watch that little kid that works in your analysis. Don't need her see anything Sure What's happening anyway that's not the point the point is how quickly you turn me on with whatever you said I'm gonna have to take back. Can't remember. Something hot anyway Rambling giving you 8 inches Love you have a great day fun commute, and I am looking forward to hearing your beautiful sexy voice OK, bye

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[2026-04-22 06:30:00 PM] Dave

Have you checked out the dildo yet??

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[2026-04-22 02:17:00 PM] Dave

Wish I was napping snuggled up with you 🥰🥰🥰

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[2026-04-22 08:35:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Mile You are all over the place. I love it though. I feel like mornings are your time to shine like that is that is like I don't know if it's the best version of you but mornings might be like the quirkiest version of you. Can you get your fucking ass out of the lane sorry anyway. You're hilarious. OK also quit the commute that that's not how you actually say it is speaking of weird sayings or way of saying things do you say harassing or I can't even say harassing I'm gonna harass her instead of harassment versus harassment that is dumb and speaking of that I need you to watch that untold documentary latest one have you ever watched the untold stuff like there's like a whole series every episode is different like the poop Cruise I think was on and untold Anyway, I've watched like two of them and just like the past five days but the new one that just came out was the shooting at Hawthorne Hill or something OK I need you to watch it just because I need your thoughts on this dude and this woman, but this is a case where well I don't wanna give it away I need you to give me your thoughts on who you think is the problem here so anyway you need to go home it's only like an hour and 15 minutes. It's fine. You can do it. I'm very curious, but yeah that dude said Harrison and it really bothers me So that was that then also I didn't know that you thought trains were cool. I mean I guess I'm not surprised. I think they're OK. I totally agree that they're always out at the worst motherfucking times. They should not be allowed to be running during rush-hour. I totally agree. We do have some train crossings here in Phoenix. And luckily, I don't live close to them, but Stuck away and of course I grew up Train crossing for sure the Midwest, but They're like right outside of your neighborhood I didn't know that Fort Worth had so much but yeah, OK so that and then Have you ever seen those cars that it's gotta be it's gotta be On purpose, but like I don't know if I'm seeing the same car over and over again or if I'm seeing multiple cars that have this, but it looks like bloody handprints trying to get into Their driver door and then it also looks like it has like blood streaks elsewhere on the car. You know what I'm talking about I feel like it's gotta be like a like a. Related to a show or some stupid shit I don't know but anyway can I just one again maybe it's the same one every morning In the mornings, yeah I just think it's so fucking douche that Stephen has kept our 101 at the same fucking time even though 7:30 in the fucking morning for me yet he doesn't do that with any of his other driving reports if I mention lately, how much I cannot fucking spam him seriously also, I'm gonna talk to him today about me moving so That'll be fun wish me luck. I have a feeling in my job search is gonna be having to move in full fucking force. After I have this conversation, I've applied to like eight places since last week covered a damn thing Are you trying to job a little bit? What was that back in 2023 2024 I can't remember one of those years same thing I'd like maybe maybe 10 places never heard a fucking thing oh no I did have one call with. It would've been a good company too. I don't remember who it was. It's like a credit card company Mastercard maybe but they wanted me to be in St. Louis so But anyway, I'm rambling. We'll see how it goes. Also, I'm I figured out a plan for my when Christian moves out and and the dogs. I'm going to switch my work from home day to Wednesdays. Every week I think is a plan plus that's my stupid one on one day with fucking at the ass crack So Monday, they're gonna stay at home. They're gonna be tired from the weekend Tuesday they're gonna go to daycare Wednesday. I'm at home Thursday. They're gonna go to daycare and then Friday they're gonna stay at home and like I will just come home early cause it's a Friday and like nobody gives a fuck. And so yeah, that's what I'm thinking. We'll see. Anyway, you're gonna say that I was gonna stay in response to you I have no idea what I said that turned you on instantly. I don't feel like it was yesterday because did be like even sex yesterday. I don't feel like sex also like I had an opportunity to masturbate last night and I didn't take it so That was weird for me, but I just was like Not like Do you think about what I said? I turned you on instantly. I would love to hear it probably something about riding you I don't know. Something maybe about naked rendezvous who knows OK, the other thing What else did you talk about? Hope that that guy going bat in his car was like not actually beating a child or a woman. Hopefully he was. I don't know what he was doing, but hopefully not that so yeah. What else what else else I feel like there was more To do, I don't know OK if I think about it I will let you know. I'll Candace texted me this morning and I haven't ready yet but like a screenshot after screenshot of messages between her and Jesse and she said can you please read this and help me understand what he is trying to say that this is what he does he just. Oh, what's the word there's like a word basically where you just like drowned somebody in fucking words and so then they have have to like read it processed digested just to pick out what you're actually fucking trying to get at that is Jesse and Candace gets so overwhelmed like her mind just like her brain just like fucking Freaked it out whenever she gets these long fucking messages from him so she's always sending them. It stresses me out. But yeah anyway so I gotta read that that's the point He's such a fucking dick So glad I don't have kids with somebody He's such a douche but OK all right I will shut up now and let you go 9 inches Go All right, love you

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Status update

73 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.62

[2026-04-22 09:05:00 AM] Dave

Oh yeah! I have to check my cameras for that guy

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[2026-04-22 10:47:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK shockingly he called me back and it wasn't a fuck no about relocating He asked me to like what are your options and I was like well Indianapolis is number one. I'm like St. Louis number two. I guess if I have to, but that's probably not gonna happen. I said St. Louis is slated to close though allegedly and he goes well. You don't want to relocate to Chicago and I said no I absolutely do not then he was like well if it's. You know just about moving and he's like you can move down here to Dallas. I'm like the whole goal is to get closer to family so no. Although I could've said well, you know my soul husband is down there and that could probably make things really complicated for us so Anyway, so yeah, he's gonna talk to Lorelei about me potentially transferring I told him I didn't have a timeline but like I would like to know my options so Anyhow, all right I'm glad that Haley, call me back

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-22 02:03:00 PM] Dave

I think it’s the rain

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[2026-04-22 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

This thing is powerful sounding! And heavy!

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[2026-04-22 12:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://www.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/1sroszd/the_recruiter_called_my_salary_expectations_cute/?share_id=xBL23SyqncbRyJ7rXOSw_&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true From the jobs community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the jobs community

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[2026-04-22 09:08:00 PM] Dave

Pretty chill. Just fished packing some orders up

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[2026-04-22 04:33:00 PM] Dave

Somewhere in between. They just feel kinda tired and maybe… dry

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[2026-04-22 04:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

And only 1 on Friday!!

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[2026-04-22 09:17:00 PM] Dave

1 more day in the office…

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[2026-04-22 09:26:00 AM] Dave

Total 180… have you heard anything about leadership looking at reports of how long people are staying in the office? Or what time they’re coming in and leaving?

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[2026-04-22 09:12:00 PM] Sam Willis

That sounds perfect lol. I just got back from walking the dogs. Now I’m going to be fat and eat icecream lol

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[2026-04-22 09:09:00 AM] Dave

Which reminded!! It was this from yesterday 🤭

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[2026-04-22 12:01:00 PM] Dave

That, and put stuff in spreadsheets

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[2026-04-22 12:52:00 PM] Dave

Sorry, just people all up at my desk all the time 🙄

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[2026-04-22 04:45:00 PM] Dave

It’s a stupid thing to throw out a number on lololol

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[2026-04-22 04:26:00 PM] Dave

Allergies

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[2026-04-22 04:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

And I will very respectfully comply

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[2026-04-22 09:02:00 AM] Dave

You’ve applied to 8?! Damn!

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[2026-04-22 04:37:00 PM] Dave

I mean, other than Claratin which I take every day

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[2026-04-22 09:02:00 AM] Dave

You don’t tell me anything

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[2026-04-22 09:00:00 AM] Dave

Oh they are RIGHT outside

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[2026-04-22 04:01:00 PM] Dave

yeeeeeah

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[2026-04-22 04:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: He's an absolute fucking idiot and by the way, the inside of threat team so Colleen one of my stakeholders her team is the one that monitors all of our props and it's a super manual process right now it's a massive fucking pain in the ass so she like hates it And she was like obviously the firm wants people to use AI so this is like a cost like they probably already spit out the money or like you know we have these big like tears or thresholds River, but we're paying per token and she was like if any his employees realize that we're paying per token, they would not be prompting some of the dumb shit at the prompting she didn't say dumb shit but like she was like the things that people are prompting are just like not even Related to work they're just stupid and so anyway I just He's so dumb

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[2026-04-22 08:57:00 AM] Dave

I noticed I said commute weird. Over the years my ironic use of British English pronunciation for some words has grown into more of an actual usage of it lol. There were a lot of British people in that long ass series I just finished so I wonder if that also influenced it 🤔

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[2026-04-22 03:12:00 PM] Dave

Nap was highly successful

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[2026-04-22 09:01:00 AM] Sam Willis

Which series?

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[2026-04-22 09:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

I tell you literally everything

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[2026-04-22 08:58:00 AM] Dave

Harrisment

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[2026-04-22 04:19:00 PM] Dave

How did you manage that?

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[2026-04-22 08:18:00 AM] Sam Willis

Of course I remember the camel lol

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[2026-04-22 04:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

THANK YOU

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[2026-04-22 08:59:00 AM] Dave

Oooh, ok. The shooting thing. I liked the poop cruise but I think I tried to watch some other ones and they weren’t as good…

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[2026-04-22 09:01:00 AM] Dave

Yes! Lmk how the moving discussion goes!!

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[2026-04-22 09:00:00 AM] Dave

Oh, some. We have billions of them

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[2026-04-22 04:26:00 PM] Dave

I have a slight headache and my eyes hurt though

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[2026-04-22 04:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

So ppl leave me the fuck alone lol

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[2026-04-22 05:13:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Do you believe in mediums? I feel like I'm sure we talked about this before cause I talked to medium after Chaz died. I'm sure we talked about it I can't really remember your thoughts I mean I'm sure it's just bullshit but I don't know. Did I tell you about the time that I almost paid a few hundred dollars to talk to a medium supposedly that could get in touch with your dogs that passed away and I was gonna I was gonna try to get a message from keeper I didn't go through with it because my family also they would disown me if I spent my money on such stupid shit, but I'm still not above it. I still moving. I guess I would just thinking about a good marketing scheme like you said and the pet industry man is one where it's like yeah there's a lot of us suckers out there. A lot of of us who are getting rich off of us.

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[2026-04-22 08:17:00 AM] Sam Willis

My face the whole time listening to the beginning of your voice message

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[2026-04-22 09:01:00 AM] Dave

Arisen. The 14 book series

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[2026-04-22 08:59:00 AM] Dave

Oh! Y’all have trains too??

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[2026-04-22 04:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: So I don't think I messaged you this earlier. I talked to Rachel by Rachel here in Phoenix. She pinged me nearly arms like do you have time? I'm so annoyed. I just need to vent and I'm like duh always in time for venting anyway I just talked to her a bit ago though and. First off she's struggling is she now works for Brian as we know Brian is the biggest like little pansy bitch ever And also, Rachel is like the time that normally gets into work around 9 AM well Brian's like such an early morning person anyway and then the time difference and then he like makes you feel like he's very passive aggressive about like if you're not a morning person it's so fucking annoying. He's a lot of shit but anyway. She said what started my day is At 7 AM he sends a ping in our teams chat and It said Are all of you using copilot at least 10 times a day and she said no he responded And I didn't I think he then said Steven's really big on AI so Basically put out the expectation Brian put out the expectation that people are supposed to use copilot at least 10 times a day and she's like so I just wanted to know like have you been hearing anything come from like Stephen or leadership? About you using AI and I was like what the fuck I said yes like of course Steven's being on AI and he has said like yeah everybody should be leveraging copilot he even said in our last like all hands he's like yeah you know like you should have copilot up every day and like no treated as like a tool to use And I said I want I've never once heard anybody say 10 times a day or five times a day or whatever who gives a flying motherfuck The shit that people micromanage on is insane absolutely fucking insane. I'm like I know Steven and he is very fucking annoying but like there's no part of Steven, that would say 10 times a day like Stephen would not throw out a number like he would never throw out a number. Brian is just such a little bitch it's so fucking annoying and it's like so sorry that I'm over here using my actual fucking brain is a prompting copilot 10 times a day just needs a fucking magical number. Fuck I'm like so annoyed on her behalf and she was also so annoyed, but that was so funny is literally nobody responded the entire day. Nobody messaged like nobody said anything.

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[2026-04-22 08:59:00 AM] Dave

But yeah I’ll watch that tonight!

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[2026-04-22 08:48:00 AM] Dave

Yeah that sounds about right

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[2026-04-22 09:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

All remote jobs.

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[2026-04-22 08:47:00 AM] Sam Willis

What’s your window? Like 6am-10am?

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[2026-04-22 04:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: You know how you take like those leadership courses and they tell you that you know the best way to manage your employees is to set expectations and in order to set expectations are supposed to be pretty specific and give a specific deadline and blah blah blah and like that is Exactly what Brian like that is how he completely operate he but it comes across as him micromanaging, but he thinks that he's setting expectations so he gives he throws out specific numbers that are completely Made up pulled out of his ass. He gives deadlines that are fake deadlines, but he's just giving you one like he does all these things. set expectations instead of giving instead of giving kind of vague or broad direction. And letting us be fucking professionals and like work within the vagueness, he has to treat all of his employees as if their new hires and new to the corporate world and don't know how to work and get very specific like parameters and That is not fucking appreciated by season professionals

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[2026-04-22 05:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Better believe it!!

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[2026-04-22 10:17:00 AM] Dave

wtf. The MANAGING DIRECTOR of that whole area can’t manage to set aside 25 minutes for a direct report 1:1??

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[2026-04-22 04:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

Last meeting of the day. Let’s goooooo

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[2026-04-22 09:01:00 AM] Sam Willis

Which series? This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 05:15:00 PM] Dave

No I don’t believe in mediums. That kind of requires you to buy into the whole soul/god/heaven and hell thing…

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[2026-04-22 04:34:00 PM] Sam Willis

Pataday eye drops are my go to for my allergies

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[2026-04-22 09:01:00 AM] Dave

lol, no I haven’t see the bloody hand prints

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[2026-04-22 04:37:00 PM] Dave

It usually isn’t bad enough to even worry about taking anything

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[2026-04-22 09:32:00 AM] Sam Willis

Only rumors but never anything concrete and no one has said anything recently This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 09:32:00 AM] Sam Willis

Only rumors but never anything concrete and no one has said anything recently

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[2026-04-22 09:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

But senior leadership definitely can This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 09:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

But senior leadership definitely can

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[2026-04-22 12:59:00 PM] Dave

Not too bad. Also hungry

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[2026-04-22 01:05:00 PM] Dave

For everyone, really

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[2026-04-22 02:05:00 PM] Dave

Well well well

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[2026-04-22 04:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I'm just remembering that when I joined his team for five years ago, he told me he had an expectation that everybody read at least one news article or like research article related to their space every week like we didn't have to like report back to him, but that was his expectation that we were staying up-to-date and we were reading at least one thing week

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[2026-04-22 07:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

Fucking sturdy.

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[2026-04-22 05:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

Just hanging out

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[2026-04-22 09:35:00 AM] Dave

You say that… but you also love being a living room family. And I think being the only one will wear on you. Even though the kids are annoying, I think you’ll miss the activity.

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[2026-04-22 12:02:00 PM] Dave

You name it, he’ll put it in spreadsheets.

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[2026-04-22 09:01:00 AM] Dave

Arisen. The 14 book series This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 10:54:00 AM] Dave

Ahh ok

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[2026-04-22 09:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yes so hopefully I’m in a fantastic mood the next 2 days lol

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[2026-04-22 10:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

For all of TRM

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[2026-04-22 12:53:00 PM] Dave

Hey you guys know Sam right? Guess what….

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[2026-04-22 05:22:00 PM] Dave

I did!

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[2026-04-22 12:02:00 PM] Dave

Stuff.

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Unmet need

2 messages with unmet_need signals | Average score: 0.65

[2026-04-22 10:21:00 AM] Sam Willis

Nope he’s farrrrrr too busy for me

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[2026-04-22 09:03:00 AM] Sam Willis

Well there’s nothing to tell! If I hear from anyone, then I’ll obvi tell you 🙄

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Vulnerability

25 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.67

[2026-04-22 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

I LOVE big/open spaces all to myself, so I’m not worried about that. It’s more just feeling stuck here in Phoenix. Like if I can’t get a new job and gtfo. Plus summers here are SUPER hard on me. I go into seasonal depression This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-22 09:06:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: My anxiety is high because I've been thinking about this lately too like I mean it all depends on my mood obviously but I can totally. This is either gonna go one or two ways Christian's gonna move out and I'm gonna be super like happy motivated like crushing it. On top of my shit or he is going to move out and I am going to spiral into Deep depression can't don't wanna pull myself out of bed And like gonna feel like I'm gonna be stuck in Phoenix forever and it's not like because of him I'm just saying like my mental state is Going to be questionable like because I say that because like whenever Joe and I broke up like every chance died like every time that I've been like OK mind you this is coming from a girl who has not really been alone All that much in her life, the longest I've been single has been Months 910 months so I'm saying like those times like still in a space we're like I wanted to be like I wanted to be in Phoenix. I was motivated to like you know like be up my life here and like go out and make friends and blah blah blah blah, but like none of that exist anymore. And so I don't know you know what I'm saying. I don't wanna be here so I can see myself just getting super depressed. OK, that's it. Hopefully, that makes sense.

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[2026-04-22 05:22:00 PM] Dave

Do you know how hard that was for me?!

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[2026-04-22 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

I LOVE big/open spaces all to myself, so I’m not worried about that. It’s more just feeling stuck here in Phoenix. Like if I can’t get a new job and gtfo. Plus summers here are SUPER hard on me. I go into seasonal depression

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[2026-04-22 04:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

And I will very respectfully comply This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 04:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Oh, something else I was gonna tell you very random completely unrelated anything to talk about but So I'm like the type of person that still likes to have an actual calendar hanging like in the kitchen I'm like a total nerd and like that's the Christmas thing I get for myself Is a calendar for the new year anyway so there's this company that you can submit and you can submit a picture of your dog and then you know your dog might get selected on a calendar or so like Two years ago one of my foster dogs got put on the calendar like because they're adopted mom like submitted them so I bought that calendar and then this year another dog that was in the rescue that put on the calendar and like I'm like oh so cool like this is great so the same company was posting that you could submit your dog to go in a coloring book and I was like I love that. I'm gonna submit Loki cause I got professional photos done a couple years ago. Yes I know I'm ridiculous but I got professional photos done Low-key Layla and Levi a few years ago and Loki was so cute so anyway I'm like I'm gonna then I start poking around and like I find on Reddit where people are asking like is this a scam and it's not a scam but it is where like your dog doesn't get selected like every single dog that gets submitted and they're going to print But they make it sound like you know you're part of this like exclusive club where your dog got selected and then they give you like a discount code for you so you can buy the product and then you can then share it with all your friends like oh my God, you should buy this you know it has my dog in it so anyway I had like totally forgot about this entirely except today. I got a text message and it's like congratulations like He was talking has been selected to be in our coloring book. Here's your weight you know a pre-order which of course I'm totally going to do, but I mean I did totally fall into the whole the whole thing but it's fine.

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[2026-04-22 09:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

I tell you literally everything This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 02:08:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m just trying to figure out how to do this thing when the time comes. Sigh

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[2026-04-22 07:41:00 PM] Dave

I don’t have a vagina obviously, so I wasn’t sure what to think

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[2026-04-22 12:44:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK, you're just ignoring me. I don't know why you're doing over there you're green so you should be talking to me I'm just here to tell you more of my random thoughts I might've said this last week but I'm reading more bullshit about AI and like It really is a scam like I feel like we're being scammed because in order to be AI you need AI so like the same companies that are building the models That can exploit it are also building the models to like defend against them like what is happening Am I insane? Is that what's happening? This is a scam.

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[2026-04-22 05:19:00 PM] Sam Willis

No they feel my energy

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[2026-04-22 09:35:00 AM] Dave

You say that… but you also love being a living room family. And I think being the only one will wear on you. Even though the kids are annoying, I think you’ll miss the activity. This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 05:22:00 PM] Dave

Do you know how hard that was for me?! This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 06:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

I know I’m the worst! Give me a bit.

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[2026-04-22 09:24:00 AM] Dave

So yeah. I remember after Chaz… once you kind of got over the shock and grief and stuff, you seemed to be pretty excited about being single and loving the freedom, and allthethings. And then, BOOM… Christian moved in. If you recall, we talked about this recently - what’s gonna happen after he moves out - and I said I was worried about your mental state. I still am, for this exact reason. I’m hoping you’ll be able to remain positive and not sink into depression due to not wanting to be in Phoenix. You are well on your way towards moving and doing the things to make it happen. Because Christian moving out is actually enabling you to move SOONER, I don’t think it will be that. I’m more worried that you’ll get depressed because you’ll be lonely in your big, now empty house - and you may interpret that as something else, such as homesickness being the reason. And ofc, throw WAA in there and who knows what effect that will ultimately have 😔🫣

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[2026-04-22 12:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

11am and already have a headache and I’m hangry This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 12:59:00 PM] Sam Willis

11am and already have a headache and I’m hangry

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[2026-04-22 01:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also. I love Maria but she is EXHAUSTING

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[2026-04-22 01:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

E X H A U S T I N G

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[2026-04-22 02:03:00 PM] Dave

I just want to lay

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[2026-04-22 05:16:00 PM] Sam Willis

I think our souls/energy still sticks around

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[2026-04-22 12:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Can you even imagine? This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 05:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

Not able to think but like…. The universe can summon my energy

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[2026-04-22 12:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’d die This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-22 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

I dunno that it’s been long for me, but my concept of time has been off all week

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