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[2026-04-20 06:45:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you are ready for a fabulous day Jump up out of bed again, like you did over the weekend The week Yeah, I'm up on my way to work It's about it Oh God, fucking stupid I wish we just didn't have to do it I wonder what would happen like stopped going to work and stop paying my bills Like how long would it take? Before somebody like, literally came and kicked me out of my house like with the police To look into that So yeah, another week to get through What else I slept pretty well I think oh yeah I did Cause one of my alarm went off I was like what the fuck can't be my alarm and then turns out it was I'd like like I had just gone to sleep not too long ago so Oh man, there's a guy in front of me. Oh no, that's not him. There's we got in our neighborhood. A black Toyota Tacoma, a Toyota tundra in front of me But the Tacoma guy is like well-known on the Facebook page for being a road reader before we even get out of our neighborhood. He's like blowing the horn people and shit like. Blasting down the road is ridiculous. Everybody notices this guy. I've been like waiting to bump into it just to see you like I don't want fighting or anything. I just wanna see in real life. I've never actually seen them all this Juliette's gotten. Had a couple runs with him. She wasn't like the target of his affection, but. She seen him like yelling, screaming at other people or something And I guess, of course, as well known on Facebook page, but he lives like one street over from us So yeah That's not the guy I'm I don't know Have a to talk about today, I guess I do miss you very much though, and I can't wait to hear your voice. 00 yeah I guess I can't talk about this upcoming training. So I had a thought last night, I guess I need to know how much PTO you're willing to use cause I know you gotta save it for your move and everything So it's just something to be thinking about I got plenty so you know I can do a week oh shit coming out Yeah, just think about that We can talk about it figure something out Sweetheart, I am I love you and I miss you. You are the absolute prettiest with your slightly darker hair than it used to be. Best beautiful. I love you. Bye it's getting better.
[2026-04-20 07:01:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-04-20 07:08:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome ❤️
[2026-04-20 07:10:00] Dave: Hey baby! Are you up?!
[2026-04-20 07:11:00] Sam Willis: Yes 🙄 getting ready for work 🙄🙄🙄🙄
[2026-04-20 07:15:00] Dave: Hahahaha
[2026-04-20 07:15:00] Dave: All the 🙄🙄🙄
[2026-04-20 07:23:00] Dave: You’re up even earlier than me!!
[2026-04-20 07:38:00] Sam Willis: Ugh I know. Was up at 445 😩🙄
[2026-04-20 07:39:00] Dave: Good job babydoll! 😘
[2026-04-20 08:10:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I just love how you try to motivate me in the morning like hop out of bed and be so excited to start my day. Literally never discussed this. I totally hear you about driving into the sun because I drive east every morning and I drive west every night and the sun is always blasting in my eyes and it fucking sucks and we don't ever have cloudy days here so or we have maybe five the year so yeah Totally get it I know the struggle Yeah, I slept like shit no surprise but like really suck like shit I was in bed at like let's just say 830 I think it was even before then I didn't fall asleep until probably after 10 I just can't I just cannot. I'm so tense. I noticed it in my body. I'm not like breathing normally. And then like I had to consciously make myself breathe, and even then it doesn't work and then I I'm so anxious. My mind is just racing so anyway I'm a mess. I really am thinking about going to a dispensary. I'm just getting something to help me sleep at night whether it be a coffee. Like a pin or whatever the fuck they call it I don't know man Yeah Tired, so let's see what else Aren't people in neighborhood like fucking assholes like this dude probably doesn't have Facebook to know what everybody's saying about him. I'm talking about that Tacoma guy or maybe he does and he gets a kick out of it but like what is wrong with people like if you're that road rage in a neighborhood. Christ People suck I obviously cannot fully think yet, but I got up at 4:45 because that's when Lexi woke up and then of course I was like well it's Monday Have a stupid 7:15 AM call I might as well get up and here I am God I'm gonna talk to Steven though this Wednesday when we have our one on one and ask him about the transferring to Indianapolis, I think I think if Flexibility that be good Man, maybe just cause I'm super fucking tired where I'm like oh my God thought I'd like getting a new job. Sounds absolutely horrendous but I'm just so torn because Driving this hour plus each way is also absolutely horrendous So yeah Anyway, we shall see but OK so when are you thinking in June give me like a sense of timing And yeah, I'll have to look at my PTO. It's just everything still up in the air. Sucks Everything so up in there, I know I can't do like five days maybe like three I've already sent five days and then I have five days coming up in July and then but we only get like fucking 15 a year. I'm already in the hole. All right well Happy birthday Let me see if there's anything else like I was gonna message you something last night like long after you've gone to sleep and I was trying to sleep. I was thinking about texting you something and now I don't remember what it was. Something like that, I was reading in the news I know I'm not supposed to read on my phone. We're going to bed, but I did and I was reading like all these old articles that I had like saved to read that I never had read and tons of them and we're about perimenopause and menopause. And it's just like what do I have to look forward to this is stupid like Maybe like five maybe seven more years before like awfulness kicks in and it just sounds like I'm just gonna get fat. I'm gonna eat even more tired things are just gonna fall apart and You can even do all these things work out straight training Well, and it doesn't matter because your body is still gonna ship so much hormones that you're still gonna be insane like I'm on a worry about myself So anyway, that probably didn't help me sleep just counting down the days until I die basically So yeah And then reading all these articles out like you know the best things that you should eat for breakfast and it's always fucking like nasty shit like fucking oatmeal. I hate oatmeal so gross. Flaxseed, I don't even know what a flaxseed even guarantee I don't wanna eat it. What do you even put it in? I don't know like nothing. Sounds enticing at all. That's all yeah all right well Bye
[2026-04-20 08:16:00] Dave: Omg the Facebook people… don’t even get me started
[2026-04-20 08:18:00] Dave: We’ve talked about all that bullshit where they’re like: if that kid came up to my door at night he’d get shot in the face because my husbands a cop and veteran
[2026-04-20 08:29:00] Dave: Ok. The menopause thing. Don’t overthink it. Literally every woman you know has gone through it or is going to go through it. It’s not the end of the world. All this shit read about it is designed to make you worry. That keeps you engaged so you stay on the site longer and see more ads. Also, diet, exercise, etc. matters more than ever then. Hormones and the way your body works - however poorly - is what it is. If your diet stays the same, let’s say mid-ish, and your hormones go out of whack you gain 10 lbs… If your diet was perfect you only gain 2. You’re thinking about it wrong. So stop. 😘
[2026-04-20 08:38:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, I hear you and agreed Like I already can't lose any weight I am still the same fucking way I was January, which is so annoying and yeah, I know been gaining muscle and toning whatever the fuck I'm still the same fucking way that's one thing that's fucking annoying and then two but started this whole thing is the first article I talked about how Women become rabbit is literally the word was ravenous during pyramid, menopause, and menopause and like how you just can't stop eating and you're always hungry or feel hungry and I'm already pretty fucking ravenous and so like what I'm just gonna gorge is that word I think that's a word anyway So yeah, like diet you're never gonna feel full. I'm just always gonna be hungry and then I'm gonna go and seek out quick like all the sugary shit and also I enjoy my junk food OK and like this is just gonna take away my joy even more. So yeah, all right I won't try to overthink it but also I mean I remember how miserable my mom was and then she was like a huge alcoholic for like 10 years during menopause or even after so yeah It'll be fine. It'll be fine. I'm just gonna enjoy the next five years while I have it for however, long I have it even though I still can't lose weight. OK, I think I think I covered all of your points except you really cracked me up about the ad thing I never even noticed ads like is there targeting me it's not working what targets me that was like the Instagram ads but like the ads on these random ass articles, they're not tailored to me. They don't know me so. So I'm just scrolling on by
[2026-04-20 08:39:00] Dave: Ok… let’s be real here. You eat cereal and chocolate every day 😐
[2026-04-20 08:40:00] Sam Willis: 😮
[2026-04-20 08:40:00] Dave: You can’t eat cereal and chocolate every day and say you CANT lose weight.
[2026-04-20 08:40:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-20 08:40:00] Dave: You still see the ads.
[2026-04-20 08:41:00] Dave: Subconsciously
[2026-04-20 08:41:00] Sam Willis: Cereal and chocolate is my BASELINE
[2026-04-20 08:41:00] Sam Willis: They’re practically in my blood. My body knows. It’s just part of us.
[2026-04-20 08:41:00] Dave: Even if you don’t, that’s still their strategy with what the articles portray
[2026-04-20 08:43:00] Dave: You’re worrying about things that aren’t even happening yet. Instead of IM GOIMG TO BE RAVENOUS AND EAT ALLTHETHINGS Try to think: I may be hungrier so I should start finding healthier alternatives like fruit and stuff to snack on
[2026-04-20 08:44:00] Dave: Ok, I’ll stop preaching. In just realized that you probably don’t need me to actually solve this right now and I should just listen.
[2026-04-20 08:45:00] Sam Willis: Like fucking flax seed 🤮
[2026-04-20 08:45:00] Dave: You’re right. Your fears are valid baby 😚
[2026-04-20 08:45:00] Sam Willis: Haha I love you
[2026-04-20 08:45:00] Sam Willis: And I appreciate you
[2026-04-20 08:45:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-20 08:45:00] Dave: I know you do sweetheart 🥰
[2026-04-20 08:46:00] Sam Willis: “You’re right. You’re going to be a fatass forever, baby. But it’s ok. I will still love you” 😝😂
[2026-04-20 08:47:00] Dave: You have a lot of room to gain weight before you’re a fatass 😉
[2026-04-20 08:47:00] Dave: Maybe just a chonk
[2026-04-20 08:47:00] Dave: But not a full fledged fatass
[2026-04-20 08:48:00] Dave: Probably not even a “hoss”
[2026-04-20 08:48:00] Sam Willis: I think hoss might be the worst of the 3
[2026-04-20 08:48:00] Dave: 🤔
[2026-04-20 08:49:00] Dave: Hoss also implies strong, so it’s not as bad
[2026-04-20 08:49:00] Sam Willis: Or like maybe the worst is when men say they’re going to go hogging (is that the word??) and I’M IN THAT POPULATION!!!
[2026-04-20 08:50:00] Sam Willis: Ppl already call me big boned. Or that I’m built like a swimmer: broad back. These are slightly better than hoss 😂
[2026-04-20 08:50:00] Dave: Hoss
[2026-04-20 08:50:00] Sam Willis: Ppl already call me big boned. Or that I’m built like a swimmer: broad back. These are slightly better than hoss 😂
[2026-04-20 08:51:00] Dave: Not sure what “hogging” is lol
[2026-04-20 08:51:00] Sam Willis: Really?!?
[2026-04-20 08:51:00] Sam Willis: When men go out to the bars with the intent of finding an overweight woman to go have sex with
[2026-04-20 08:51:00] Sam Willis: Like a woman much larger than them
[2026-04-20 08:52:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-04-20 08:52:00] Dave: So it’s a term of endearment 🥰
[2026-04-20 08:52:00] Dave: And you have an “athletic” build. Which, in all seriousness, is why you’ll never be a fatass
[2026-04-20 08:52:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-04-20 08:52:00] Dave: So it’s a term of endearment 🥰
[2026-04-20 08:53:00] Sam Willis: No it’s very mysoginistic (sp??)
[2026-04-20 08:53:00] Sam Willis: No it’s very mysoginistic (sp??)
[2026-04-20 08:53:00] Sam Willis: It’s like a man losing a bet or a sick game
[2026-04-20 08:53:00] Sam Willis: Bc men are dumb
[2026-04-20 08:54:00] Dave: I was being facetious 😉
[2026-04-20 08:54:00] Dave: I was being facetious 😉
[2026-04-20 08:54:00] Sam Willis: Oh
[2026-04-20 08:54:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-04-20 08:54:00] Sam Willis: In other news. I pulled into the office at 645 this morning
[2026-04-20 08:54:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-04-20 08:55:00] Dave: Whoaaaa
[2026-04-20 08:55:00] Dave: Did they flag your badge for abnormal activity lol
[2026-04-20 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-04-20 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Fucker
[2026-04-20 09:13:00] Sam Willis: How’s your hip feeling?
[2026-04-20 09:14:00] Sam Willis: I just popped my back and it was amazingggg
[2026-04-20 09:16:00] Dave: Hips feeling pretty good 😊
[2026-04-20 09:20:00] Dave: Sometimes it can go from pretty bad to fine over a day or two.
[2026-04-20 09:28:00] Sam Willis: Do you take any pain meds too?
[2026-04-20 09:31:00] Dave: I take a prescription nsaid called Meloxicam. I used to take it every day as part of my daily cocktail, but I’ve stopped doing that and now just take it as needed.
[2026-04-20 09:31:00] Sam Willis: Your daily cocktail 😂
[2026-04-20 09:33:00] Sam Willis: Also. God damn, Brian is sooooo annoying
[2026-04-20 09:33:00] Sam Willis: Nothing new. Just the same old everything is on fire, the world is burning mentality
[2026-04-20 09:34:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-04-20 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Talk about a guy whose entire identity is his career
[2026-04-20 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Godddd
[2026-04-20 09:34:00] Dave: That’s so lame
[2026-04-20 09:34:00] Sam Willis: I want to punch his face
[2026-04-20 09:34:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-20 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Do I need anger management? 😂
[2026-04-20 09:34:00] Dave: I do too. Mainly since I saw how short he was lol
[2026-04-20 09:34:00] Sam Willis: LOL
[2026-04-20 09:34:00] Sam Willis: Literally cackled
[2026-04-20 09:37:00] Sam Willis: Isn’t it so wild when you see these people in person and you’re like…that’s it??
[2026-04-20 09:37:00] Sam Willis: That’s all you are??
[2026-04-20 09:37:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-04-20 09:37:00] Dave: Like Jason whatahisname
[2026-04-20 09:37:00] Sam Willis: Omg yes!
[2026-04-20 09:37:00] Sam Willis: Eisman
[2026-04-20 09:40:00] Dave: Ha! Yes!
[2026-04-20 09:40:00] Dave: So much shorter than I expected
[2026-04-20 09:40:00] Dave: And weirder
[2026-04-20 10:22:00] Sam Willis: What’s the deal with Emerson’s car? Did he get it back?
[2026-04-20 10:24:00] Dave: Yeah, we picked it up Friday. They didn’t fix it because apparently they can’t since it was totaled
[2026-04-20 10:25:00] Dave: I’m honestly not sure if it can still be registered and insured with a totaled title 🤷‍♂️
[2026-04-20 10:27:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo then whatcha gonna do?
[2026-04-20 10:28:00] Sam Willis: I hadn’t thought about that aspect
[2026-04-20 10:41:00] Dave: So it looks like I have to make sure it passes state inspection (repair if needed), and apply for a rebuilt title. Then I can register it. And then I can get liability insurance on it.
[2026-04-20 10:43:00] Dave: I can get a door from the junk yard for about $100. But that isn’t even necessary for the inspection/title. Just cosmetic.
[2026-04-20 10:44:00] Sam Willis: That all sounds like a pain in the ass
[2026-04-20 10:44:00] Dave: Oh I’m sure it is lol
[2026-04-20 10:45:00] Sam Willis: But he’s able to drive it right now?
[2026-04-20 10:46:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-04-20 10:46:00] Dave: I mean… I’m not sure if he’s “supposed” to. But he is
[2026-04-20 11:11:00] Sam Willis: I just had a thought. When/if I interview for a job-will I need to take out my nose ring?? Ugh. I’m going to be sooooo annoyed.
[2026-04-20 11:11:00] Dave: I wouldn’t
[2026-04-20 11:11:00] Sam Willis: Have I told you lately I love you?
[2026-04-20 11:11:00] Dave: That’s hardly controversial these days
[2026-04-20 11:12:00] Sam Willis: Good. Ok. I wasn’t sure
[2026-04-20 11:12:00] Dave: Awwwe, I love you sweetie
[2026-04-20 11:12:00] Sam Willis: Either you want all of me or you get none of me!! - Me, to my future employer 😤😂
[2026-04-20 11:14:00] Dave: I see people with visible tattoos and wild ass colored hair everywhere. And yeah, I’ll say it… Not to mention some of the shit black women get away with.
[2026-04-20 11:14:00] Sam Willis: What do black women wear?
[2026-04-20 11:15:00] Dave: Crazy hair, nails, lashes, ridiculous amounts of jewelry.
[2026-04-20 11:15:00] Dave: Your nose stud should hardly raise an eyebrow.
[2026-04-20 11:56:00] Sam Willis: Just had a 1x1 with Kelly, new COE lady. Well. Girl
[2026-04-20 11:56:00] Sam Willis: God they’re so young
[2026-04-20 11:56:00] Sam Willis: Also. Liv got kicked out of an office? Ugh
[2026-04-20 12:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-20 12:04:00] Sam Willis: The face of a dog that is extremely sick of your shit 😂😂
[2026-04-20 12:05:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, yeah Kelly's a cute little kid when she started over wherever she was before here. I guess she was like a regular. Risk management corporate CBL don't come somewhere else at risk management She came over and did 0101 with everybody on our team a bunch of TRMB boy I think just because she wanted to get a technology so I better than months ago now She was like even more of a little baby there But yeah, I think she was Also, they called her people that worked for free into the venture here I know it's not for free Yeah, she seems nice Yeah, I live got kicked out of her office and she sits over there behind me now Dumb and well, I don't know she lost all the records like all she had was Ashton and I guess now Kelly And she's getting backfills, but I don't know if she will have enough even still to Qualify for an office she's gonna have like four or five or whatever so I thought it was dumb that they moved out even though they're gonna get back but I guess if she still doesn't have enough, I don't know She had a nice office too, like one of those Real estate
[2026-04-20 12:20:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t listened yet but why have you left me here all alone??? 🤬
[2026-04-20 12:22:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. I would really really love to be riding you right now 🫠
[2026-04-20 12:24:00] Dave: I was wondering when the work-based-horniness was going to kick in 😏
[2026-04-20 12:24:00] Dave: And omg that would be so nice!! 🥵
[2026-04-20 12:24:00] Sam Willis: It kicked in like 2 hrs ago, but I tried to ignore it 🙄
[2026-04-20 12:27:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-20 12:28:00] Dave: You’re so sexy 🤤
[2026-04-20 12:38:00] Sam Willis: Goddddd I want you so so much
[2026-04-20 12:43:00] Sam Willis: How many times did we even have sex last week?
[2026-04-20 12:43:00] Sam Willis: We needed more 😝
[2026-04-20 12:50:00] Dave: 3 ish?
[2026-04-20 12:50:00] Sam Willis: That’s it!!!???
[2026-04-20 12:51:00] Dave: I mean.. it seemed like the right amount
[2026-04-20 12:51:00] Sam Willis: LOLOL
[2026-04-20 12:51:00] Sam Willis: LOLOL
[2026-04-20 12:52:00] Sam Willis: Kelly was an intern. And came from Compliance
[2026-04-20 12:52:00] Sam Willis: And you better not start getting new work wives. 😡😡
[2026-04-20 12:53:00] Sam Willis: Next time we go for 5 ❤️❤️
[2026-04-20 12:53:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-20 12:53:00] Dave: Well now that you’ve graduated to soul wife, I need another with wife, right?
[2026-04-20 12:53:00] Sam Willis: You already have one of those too
[2026-04-20 12:53:00] Sam Willis: Next time we go for 5 ❤️❤️
[2026-04-20 12:53:00] Sam Willis: You already have one of those too
[2026-04-20 12:54:00] Dave: …if I’d know you were left so unsatisfied…
[2026-04-20 12:54:00] Sam Willis: QUIT BEING GREEDY
[2026-04-20 12:54:00] Dave: …if I’d know you were left so unsatisfied…
[2026-04-20 12:54:00] Sam Willis: Lolol shut up
[2026-04-20 12:54:00] Sam Willis: I was highly satisfied. And now I want more.
[2026-04-20 12:55:00] Sam Willis: Don’t heart this!!! 😤
[2026-04-20 12:55:00] Dave: I was too, and do too
[2026-04-20 12:55:00] Sam Willis: Don’t heart this!!! 😤
[2026-04-20 12:56:00] Dave: Oh I thought you meant you were my soul wife AND work wife
[2026-04-20 12:56:00] Dave: Oh I thought you meant you were my soul wife AND work wife
[2026-04-20 12:57:00] Dave: That should’ve said “work” wife. Not with wife
[2026-04-20 12:57:00] Dave: That should’ve said “work” wife. Not with wife
[2026-04-20 13:01:00] Sam Willis: No. I meant your actual wife. You already have two wives plus a husband. You have enough. And I don’t share.
[2026-04-20 13:01:00] Sam Willis: No. I meant your actual wife. You already have two wives plus a husband. You have enough. And I don’t share.
[2026-04-20 13:02:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-20 13:02:00] Dave: Ok. Heart redacted
[2026-04-20 13:03:00] Dave: My apologies Princess
[2026-04-20 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-04-20 13:06:00] Sam Willis: The thought of someone else riding you…. 🔪🔪
[2026-04-20 13:07:00] Sam Willis: 😅 ok I’ll stop being psycho. For now.
[2026-04-20 13:22:00] Dave: No no, it’s endearing
[2026-04-20 13:22:00] Dave: And kinda sexy
[2026-04-20 13:23:00] Dave: And I get it
[2026-04-20 13:26:00] Dave: Oh shit Bitch! Today is check-in day!!
[2026-04-20 13:26:00] Sam Willis: Ahh! I definitely forgot
[2026-04-20 13:28:00] Dave: I guess it’s a good thing one of us cares
[2026-04-20 13:28:00] Sam Willis: I guess so
[2026-04-20 13:28:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-20 13:45:00] Sam Willis: Are you going to be free to check in?
[2026-04-20 13:45:00] Sam Willis: Around ish our normal time?
[2026-04-20 13:50:00] Dave: 3/5? Yeah, should be fine
[2026-04-20 13:58:00] Sam Willis: Ah I’m just remembering you pulling my panties aside and eating my pussy 🫠🫠🫠
[2026-04-20 13:59:00] Dave: Was that just for a minute, before we went to the bar?
[2026-04-20 13:59:00] Dave: I definitely remember doing it 🥵
[2026-04-20 13:59:00] Dave: Godddd you have such a lovely pussy 🤤
[2026-04-20 14:01:00] Sam Willis: I honestly do not remember lol. Why was everything kind of a blur?!
[2026-04-20 14:01:00] Sam Willis: I honestly do not remember lol. Why was everything kind of a blur?!
[2026-04-20 14:01:00] Dave: Because it was so fucking good like… the whole time
[2026-04-20 14:03:00] Dave: I feel like every single time we had contact it was total ecstasy, so like trying to pick any single part of multiple sessions out is impossible lol
[2026-04-20 14:14:00] Sam Willis: Like, our bodies were just made for each other last weekend. It was so so amazing
[2026-04-20 14:17:00] Dave: Fwiw, and you don’t have to agree or disagree, that was easily the best sexual experience I’ve ever had 🫣🥰
[2026-04-20 14:18:00] Dave: 11/10
[2026-04-20 14:23:00] Sam Willis: 💯!!! 😍😍😍
[2026-04-20 14:24:00] Sam Willis: And I just want MORE!!
[2026-04-20 14:33:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I don't know if you know Nisha that is like cloud oversight. She now reports to Brian anyway she's just very funny sometimes and like just says it like it is anyway I ran into in the bathroom and she was like. Joining on this weekend and I was like no I just tried to rest. I said you know I haven't been sleeping very much and she's like yeah she's like I can tell just from your eyes you look really tired yeah and then she said it again like yeah, I can just tell from your face. Thanks a lot lady
[2026-04-20 14:41:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, what the fuck that's kind of a shitty thing to say to somebody I'm like yeah oh God you look terrible. I can totally tell.
[2026-04-20 14:43:00] Sam Willis: Right?
[2026-04-20 14:43:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-04-20 15:21:00] Sam Willis: I’m losing steam on the day and there’s still so much to dooooo
[2026-04-20 15:22:00] Dave: Yeah that’s the thing about getting in early
[2026-04-20 15:22:00] Sam Willis: 😩
[2026-04-20 15:23:00] Sam Willis: And Maria keeps riding my ass about things and it’s like lady I’ll get to you. But when I’m in 10 meetings a day, I can’t actually get to hands on shit. Sigh
[2026-04-20 15:23:00] Dave: Yeah that’s super annoying
[2026-04-20 15:24:00] Dave: She’s annoying
[2026-04-20 15:24:00] Sam Willis: You’d be proud though. I’ve been ignoring meetings.
[2026-04-20 15:24:00] Sam Willis: Yay meeeeee
[2026-04-20 15:25:00] Dave: I AM proud of you
[2026-04-20 15:25:00] Dave: Good job!
[2026-04-20 15:28:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-20 15:28:00] Sam Willis: I just want to pout and be whiny and cuddle with you
[2026-04-20 15:29:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-20 15:29:00] Sam Willis: Oooo and eat Oreos and milk
[2026-04-20 15:29:00] Sam Willis: Am I on my period yet? 😂
[2026-04-20 15:36:00] Sam Willis: LOLOL
[2026-04-20 15:36:00] Sam Willis: Really bro
[2026-04-20 15:36:00] Dave: You love it!
[2026-04-20 15:36:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-04-20 15:36:00] Sam Willis: I NEED YOUR DICK
[2026-04-20 15:37:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-20 15:37:00] Dave: I need to give it to you
[2026-04-20 15:37:00] Dave: Hard
[2026-04-20 15:37:00] Sam Willis: And then sweet
[2026-04-20 15:37:00] Dave: And softly
[2026-04-20 15:37:00] Sam Willis: And then hard again
[2026-04-20 15:38:00] Sam Willis: If you come to Phoenix, we can be naked or half dressed like the entire time
[2026-04-20 15:38:00] Sam Willis: 😍😍😍😍
[2026-04-20 15:38:00] Sam Willis: Never leave the house lol
[2026-04-20 15:38:00] Dave: Weeeeeell
[2026-04-20 15:38:00] Dave: There’s a lot of dogs to keep from nosing and licking my dick and ass everywhere I go 😅
[2026-04-20 15:39:00] Sam Willis: Oh the dogs are going to boarding lol
[2026-04-20 15:39:00] Dave: Oh lol
[2026-04-20 15:39:00] Dave: Ok then
[2026-04-20 15:39:00] Sam Willis: lol I mean…I’ll bring them home like the day you leave or something
[2026-04-20 15:39:00] Dave: Yes, we can totally be naked the whole time
[2026-04-20 15:40:00] Sam Willis: If they were there, they’d 1. Absolutely be in bed with us and 2. Absolutely be looking at you the whole time like wtf are you doing to my mom 😂
[2026-04-20 15:40:00] Dave: lol ikr
[2026-04-20 15:41:00] Sam Willis: And even if we shut the door on them-Levon can just open it
[2026-04-20 15:41:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-04-20 16:00:00] Dave: Oh! Did I send you this?
[2026-04-20 16:01:00] Dave: From that fitness video the other day. I only got 20/30. Harder than I expected
[2026-04-20 16:03:00] Sam Willis: You didn’t!! You look freaking good!!
[2026-04-20 16:03:00] Sam Willis: I can’t even do 10
[2026-04-20 16:03:00] Sam Willis: Why are you so hot?!? Ugh
[2026-04-20 16:04:00] Dave: Hehehe, you’re too sweet
[2026-04-20 16:49:00] Sam Willis: Call me whenever you wanna chat
[2026-04-20 19:41:00] Sam Willis: All day every day
[2026-04-20 19:42:00] Dave: Hahaha I love the sideways look
[2026-04-20 20:45:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/itz_cere/reel/DXIAGN0EXgJ/ Cyncere Donan on Instagram 94K views, 25K likes: "#explorepage✨ #rubikscube #michealjackson"
[2026-04-20 20:48:00] Sam Willis: Story time
[2026-04-20 20:50:00] Sam Willis: Quinn just came down to the living room: 16 yrs old mind you…”hey guys. I just wanted to let you know that I may have ran up the stairs too fast, then misjudged the space I had when I jumped on my bed, and my stomach was full, so I just threw up on my bed “
[2026-04-20 20:50:00] Sam Willis: Ummm.
[2026-04-20 20:50:00] Sam Willis: What????
[2026-04-20 20:51:00] Sam Willis: “Luckily I caught myself in time and finished throwing up in the bathroom. But uhhh…what should I do with my dirty bedding?”
[2026-04-20 20:51:00] Sam Willis: 😶
[2026-04-20 20:54:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-04-20 20:54:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-04-20 20:55:00] Dave: “Ask your dad”
[2026-04-20 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Also. Unrelated. Christian paused the TV and I haven’t been paying attention to what’s on and this is what I see…
[2026-04-20 20:55:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-20 20:55:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-20 20:55:00] Dave: “Ask your dad”
[2026-04-20 20:56:00] Sam Willis: Oh 💯. I’m not dealing with any of it
[2026-04-20 20:56:00] Dave: Just a few more weeks!
[2026-04-20 20:58:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-04-20 21:18:00] Sam Willis: You can move the Menstrual timeline up to start today 😅 lol
[2026-04-20 21:18:00] Sam Willis: You can move the Menstrual timeline up to start today 😅 lol
[2026-04-20 21:22:00] Dave: For real?
[2026-04-20 21:22:00] Dave: Cool, that’s good calibration info! Getting there!!
[2026-04-20 21:22:00] Dave: For real?
[2026-04-20 21:22:00] Dave: Cool, that’s good calibration info!
[2026-04-20 21:23:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-20 21:24:00] Dave: Lmao! Perfect
[2026-04-20 21:25:00] Dave: Lmk when it’s over too so we can get a good reading on Folic 😜
[2026-04-20 21:26:00] Sam Willis: lol I’ll try but it’s hard bc it might just be like a day of very light spotting and then back to nothing. But I’d guess menstrual for 4 days then on from there.
[2026-04-20 21:26:00] Sam Willis: So I should be weekend?? Yayyyyyy!
[2026-04-20 21:26:00] Dave: Yeah makes sense
[2026-04-20 21:27:00] Dave: Happy and horny
[2026-04-20 21:27:00] Dave: …er
[2026-04-20 21:27:00] Sam Willis: Except….
[2026-04-20 21:27:00] Sam Willis: Noah’s album on Friday….
[2026-04-20 21:27:00] Sam Willis: I’m gonna spiral
[2026-04-20 21:27:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-20 21:29:00] Sam Willis: lol. Look at these comments about it 😂😂
[2026-04-20 21:29:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-20 21:29:00] Sam Willis: LOL
[2026-04-20 21:29:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-04-20 21:29:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-04-20 21:30:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-04-20 21:33:00] Sam Willis: What does your AI comment mean?
[2026-04-20 21:34:00] Dave: That that post was AI generated
[2026-04-20 21:34:00] Dave: These two are def going to be snuggling soon
[2026-04-20 21:34:00] Dave: That that post was AI generated
[2026-04-20 21:35:00] Sam Willis: Oh. Like the story? I hadn’t read it yet but I was like, sex with a coworker? Yes please ✅
[2026-04-20 21:35:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-04-20 21:35:00] Sam Willis: I don’t need to read AI sex stories. I have soft copy ❤️
[2026-04-20 21:35:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-04-20 21:36:00] Dave: Well I’m about to hit the ole dusty trail sweetiepie
[2026-04-20 21:37:00] Dave: I hope you sleep so great
[2026-04-20 21:37:00] Sam Willis: You are so funny
[2026-04-20 21:37:00] Sam Willis: You country boy ❤️
[2026-04-20 21:37:00] Sam Willis: I love you baby. Sleep well!
[2026-04-20 21:37:00] Dave: I love you, and you’re the best and prettiest 😍
[2026-04-20 21:37:00] Sam Willis: Awwww
[2026-04-20 21:38:00] Sam Willis: Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-04-20 21:43:00] Dave: Samsies 😊
[2026-04-20 22:40:00] Sam Willis: For tomorrow

The kitchen still smelled like the garlic she'd burned an hour ago, and Sam was standing at the sink in one of Dave's old t-shirts and nothing else when he came up behind her and set the wooden spoon down on the counter beside her hip.

"Turn the water off."

She did. The last suds slid down the drain. His hand settled at the back of her neck — not gripping, just resting there, warm and heavy, and she felt the whole day drain out through her spine and puddle somewhere near her ankles.

He'd flown in that afternoon. Phoenix in April, the sun still crucifying the parking lot at four p.m., and she'd said in the car — half-joking, half not — if you're staying a week we can be naked or half-dressed the entire time. He'd laughed. He'd unpacked one shirt. The rest of his suitcase was still zipped by the door like a threat.

"You've been vibrating since I walked in," he said, low, right against her ear. "You want to tell me why, or you want me to figure it out."

"Figure it out."

"Mm." His fingers slid up into her hair, gathered it, twisted once — not hard, just enough that her scalp lit up and her breath caught. "Work-based-horny all day. You told me on the phone. Then you burned the pasta because you couldn't stop looking at my hands."

"I wasn't —"

"Sam."

"I was."

"Good girl." Two words and her knees actually softened, actually did the thing everyone claims their knees do, and she had to brace her palms flat against the edge of the sink. He felt it. He always felt it. His other hand came around her waist, splayed low across her belly, fingers spread wide enough that his thumb was under her ribs and his little finger was at the crease of her hip.

"I want to try something," he said.

"Okay."

"You don't know what it is yet."

"I know it's you."

He was quiet for a second. She felt him breathe against the back of her head, felt him press his mouth to the crown of her hair the way he did when she said something that hit him sideways.

"I'm going to tie your hands to the headboard," he said. "Not the cuffs. I want rope. I want you to feel every wrap. And then I'm going to eat you until you can't remember the alphabet, and I'm not going to fuck you until you ask for it in exact words."

"What words."

"You'll know them when I want them."

Her cunt clenched around nothing. She felt herself get wet in a rush — the immediate embarrassing kind, the kind that happens before you've decided anything — and he felt her shift her thighs and made a small approving sound against her hair.

"Bedroom. Go."

He used the soft cotton rope, not the jute, because he knew her wrists bruised easy and she had a client meeting Thursday. He knew things like that. He knew things like that and it made her want to cry in a way that had nothing to do with sadness.

He wrapped her right wrist first. Three passes, snug, the cotton kissing the thin skin over the tendons. Then a column hitch, then a second column to lock it. Then up through the slats of her headboard and back down for the other wrist.

"Pull," he said.

She pulled. The rope held. She pulled harder and the wood of the headboard creaked and she felt the tension travel down her arms into her shoulders into her chest and something in her sternum just — opened.

"Test the give."

She twisted her wrists. The rope let her rotate maybe an inch. Not enough to reach herself, not enough to reach him, not enough to do anything except be there for whatever he decided.

"Color."

"Green."

"Say the word for me."

"Peach."

"Good. One more time when I start."

He stripped his shirt off. She watched him do it — the flex of his forearms, the clean line of his shoulders, the little scar under his left pec she'd kissed a thousand times — and her breath went shallow and audible and he glanced at her and smiled with just the corner of his mouth.

"You're already gone," he said.

"I'm not."

"You are. Look at you."

He climbed onto the bed. He didn't take his jeans off. That was deliberate — she felt the rough denim brush her thigh as he settled between her legs and it was almost unbearable, the contrast, her naked and open and bound and him still dressed like a man who could walk out any minute.

He pushed her t-shirt — his t-shirt — up over her breasts and left it bunched under her arms. Didn't take it off. Couldn't take it off, with her wrists tied. She felt the cool air hit her nipples and they went hard so fast it almost hurt.

"Peach still good?"

"Green."

"Good girl."

He didn't touch her breasts. He looked at them, took his time looking, and then he lowered his head and dragged his open mouth from her sternum down to her navel without using his tongue, just the heat of his breath and the soft scrape of his stubble, and she made a noise she didn't recognize.

"Shh."

"I didn't say —"

"You will."

He slid down. He put his hands under her thighs and lifted them and opened her — knees wide, feet flat on the mattress, everything exposed to the lamp on the nightstand — and she felt herself flush from her chest to her hairline because he just looked at her, close enough that she could feel his breath on her cunt, and didn't touch.

"You're soaked."

"Dave."

"Sir."

"Sir. Please."

"Please what."

"Please —" and she didn't know, she couldn't say, she just wanted his mouth so badly she could taste it, "— please."

He put one flat stroke of his tongue up the length of her and she jerked against the rope and the rope held and she sobbed once, dry, from the shock of it.

Then he settled in.

He ate her like he had all night. He probably did have all night. He worked slow, wet, patient — long flat strokes up her cunt, then the tip of his tongue circling her clit in a rhythm so unhurried it was cruel, then two fingers sliding into her while his mouth stayed exactly, exactly there. She tried to grind up into him and he pressed his forearm across her hips and pinned her flat and she felt the strength of him in that one press and it undid something.

"Oh — oh god —"

He hummed against her clit. His fingers curled inside her, found the spot he'd memorized four years ago and had never forgotten, and stroked.

"Don't come."

"What?"

"You heard me."

"I can't — I can't, I'm going to —"

He pulled back. Just his fingers, just his mouth, just enough distance that the peak she'd been climbing dropped away and left her shaking and empty and making a sound like she was being hurt.

"Breathe."

"Please —"

"Breathe, Sam."

She breathed. He watched her breathe. His mouth was wet with her and his chin was wet with her and he wiped the back of his hand across it slowly, deliberately, and her cunt clenched so hard she felt it in her throat.

"Again."

He put his mouth back. He built her back up. She was crying by the third time — actual tears, not sad ones, the overfull kind, running sideways into her ears — and he took her almost to the edge and stopped and licked her clean and stopped and slid his fingers in and curled them and stopped.

"Sir — sir, please, I'll — I'll do anything, please —"

"I know."

"Please let me —"

"Not yet."

Her wrists were burning where the rope held. Her thighs were shaking so hard the bed was moving with them. She was slick down to the crease of her ass, she could feel it pooling under her, and the sound when he pushed his fingers back in was so obscene she flinched from the wet of it.

"Listen to that," he murmured. "Listen to what you sound like."

"I know."

"Say it."

"I'm — I'm wet —"

"Say what you sound like."

"I sound like — like I'm —" she couldn't, and then she could, because it was him, "— like I'm being fucked."

"You're not being fucked yet."

"I know."

"Do you want to be."

"Yes."

"Ask."

She said his name first, twice, and then she said the word — the one he'd said she'd know when he wanted it — and it came out of her mouth ragged and desperate and unrecognizable and she knew as she said it that it was exactly the word.

"Fuck me. Please, sir, fuck me, please, please —"

He was out of his jeans before she finished. She didn't see him take them off. One second denim, next second the blunt hot press of his cock against her cunt, and he pushed in — one long slow claim of her — and stayed there, seated, buried, while she cried and clenched around him.

"Look at me."

She looked. His face was so close. His eyes were so steady. Four years of him were in that look, four years of nobody has ever known me like this, and he moved his hips once, hard, and she came before he'd finished the second stroke.

She came around him for what felt like a full minute. The rope held her hands where they were. She couldn't clutch him. She couldn't pull him closer. All she could do was be fucked through it, and he fucked her through it — slow at first, then harder as she started to whimper, then hard enough that the headboard hit the wall and she didn't care and neither did he.

He came inside her with his forehead pressed to hers, saying her name like a prayer he'd been rehearsing.

He untied her hands before he did anything else. Right wrist first, then left. He rubbed each one between his palms, checked the skin, kissed the pale pink line the rope had left. He was still breathing hard. He was still inside her. He wasn't in a hurry to leave.

"Look at me," he said again, softer.

She looked. Her eyes wouldn't focus. She blinked and a fresh tear went sideways into her hair and he caught it with his thumb.

"There you are."

"I'm here."

"I know."

He pulled out slowly. She winced, and he made a sympathetic sound and pressed his hand flat to her lower belly like he could gentle her from the outside. He got up — she watched him, the shape of him in the lamplight, the muscle in his back — and came back with a warm washcloth and cleaned her with the same attention he'd used to tie her.

He crawled back into bed. He pulled her against his chest, wrapped a leg over hers, tucked her head under his chin.

"Water," he said, holding a glass to her mouth.

She drank. It tasted like nothing and everything. She was still trembling in little aftershocks and he stroked her back through each one like he was pacing her heartbeat.

"You're staying a week," she said, muffled into his collarbone.

"I'm staying a week."

"I don't want clothes."

"I know."

"I mean it. I don't want — I don't want to put anything on."

"Then don't."

She closed her eyes. His hand moved slow up and down her spine. Somewhere in the kitchen the burnt-garlic smell was finally fading, and Phoenix was doing its slow April cool outside the window, and her wrists were pink and warm and hers again, and she thought — clearly, without performance, without fear — this is the safest I have ever been in my life.

"Sleep," he said.

She said yes, sir, quietly, into his skin, and she did.

The tide came in wrong that morning, and the lighthouse keeper's daughter knew before the bell did.

Sam stood on the gallery in her father's old oilskin, hair salt-stiff, watching the water climb the black rocks in the wrong rhythm. Three years alone on Cormorant Rock had taught her the sea's meter the way another woman might learn a lover's breathing. This was a stranger's cadence. Something out beyond the reef was pushing the water, and the water was pushing back.

She rang the bell anyway. Not because anyone would come — no one came to Cormorant since the mainland closed the station and let her stay on out of pity or paperwork — but because ritual was the last civilized thing she owned, and she meant to keep it.

She was wrong about no one coming.

The dory rounded the point at midday, a single man at the oars, pulling against a current that should have sent him back to the horizon. Sam watched him through the glass. Bald head bright as a coin. Shoulders that knew work. He rowed the way her father had rowed — economical, unhurried, the way a man rows who has decided the sea is a thing to be reasoned with rather than fought.

She met him at the landing with the shotgun broken over her arm, polite and loaded.

"You're off course," she said.

"I'm not." He shipped the oars and looked up at her from the dory as if he'd been expecting her exactly there, in that coat, with that gun. "Dave Renner. Customs man out of Falmouth. I've been tracking a boat that came through here two nights ago."

"No boats come through here."

"One did." He climbed out onto the slick stones without asking. He moved like a man who'd been on decks his whole life. "That's the trouble."

She should have leveled the barrel. She didn't. There was something in his voice — Virginia in it, warmed and slow, a place she'd never been but could suddenly taste — that made the shotgun feel theatrical in her hands.

"Storm's coming," he said, glancing past her at the sky. "Bigger than the one in your face right now. I'll need shelter till it passes. I'll pay."

"You'll pay in what."

"Whatever you'll take."

She looked at him a long moment. The wind was already changing. Out beyond the reef the water had gone the color of gunmetal.

"Come up," she said. "Leave the boots at the door."

The lighthouse kitchen smelled of peat smoke and the lamp oil she rendered herself. She fed him fish stew and hard bread and watched him eat like a man who had not been fed by another person's hand in a long time. He watched her back. Not leering. Cataloguing. The way she moved between the stove and the table. The way her hair had come loose from its knot. The small shiver she gave when she turned her back to him at the sink and felt his eyes settle between her shoulder blades like a warm palm.

Three years alone. She had not thought her body remembered how to be looked at. It did. It remembered with a shocking, immediate obedience — her nipples tightening against the wool of her sweater, a slow heat pooling low, the sudden awareness of the seam of her trousers against her cunt when she leaned to wipe the counter.

"You said a boat," she said, to have something between them that wasn't only weather. "What was it carrying."

"Men who shouldn't have been on it. Cargo that shouldn't have been on land." He set his spoon down. "You're not a suspect, Miss Halloran. I know who you are. I've read your father's logs."

"You've read my father."

"Every page. He was a good writer. He wrote about you."

She turned then. "What did he write."

Dave hesitated. Not evasion. Consideration. Deciding what she'd want to hear from a stranger's mouth on the first day she'd let a man into the house since the funeral.

"He wrote that you were the only stubborn thing on this rock he couldn't out-stubborn." A small mouth-corner smile. "He wrote that when he was gone, whoever came would have to earn his welcome twice. Once from the sea and once from you."

The wind hit the west wall of the lighthouse and the house shifted on its bones. Sam felt it in her spine, and also lower, where the stranger's voice was already doing something a stranger's voice should not have been able to do so quickly.

"You've earned the sea," she said.

"Working on the second."

The storm came in at dusk and took the sky with it. She lit the lamp herself — twenty steps up the spiral, oil to wick, the old flint striker — and when she came down he was banking the fire and had taken off his coat and his sweater and was in a plain wool undershirt that showed the line of his shoulders and the smoke-blue tattoo on his forearm of an anchor and a name she did not ask about.

He straightened when she came in. Looked at her. Did not close the distance.

She closed it.

She put her hand flat on his chest through the wool and felt his heart, and felt his breath change, and felt her own body do that thing it had been doing all afternoon in slow escalations — the tightening, the warming, the readying — go suddenly urgent, suddenly loud, a bell she could not un-ring.

"I don't know you," she said.

"No."

"I want you to fuck me anyway."

Something moved behind his eyes — not surprise, she noted, but recognition, the look of a man who had felt the same current all through the meal and had been waiting to see who would name it.

"Say that again," he said, low.

"I want you to fuck me. Now. Here. Before I remember to be careful."

He took her face in both hands and kissed her like he'd been rowing for a hundred years to reach it. His mouth was warm and tasted of the peat smoke and the black tea she'd poured him, and his tongue found hers and she made a sound into his mouth that she had not heard herself make since before her father died, a small greedy ah that told her exactly how starved she'd been and hadn't let herself know.

He walked her backward to the kitchen table. She went. He lifted her up onto it — she was not a small woman, and he lifted her like nothing, one hand under each thigh — and shoved the bowls aside with his forearm and got her trousers open with the other hand while he kissed her throat, his mouth hot at the hollow where her pulse was hammering.

"Off," she said, and he stripped the trousers down her legs, and the wool socks with them, and she was bare from the waist down on her mother's oak table with the storm shaking the shutters and a strange man's palm sliding up the inside of her thigh.

He looked at her cunt like a man reading a chart. Careful. Attentive. Then he put his mouth on her.

She cried out. She had not meant to. The sound left her before she could catch it and she heard it bounce off the stone walls and she did not care. His tongue was flat and slow at first, learning her, and then he found the spot that made her hips stutter off the wood and he stayed there, working her with the tip of his tongue and then the flat of it, and when she reached down and grabbed the back of his bald head he made a low pleased sound against her cunt that vibrated up into her belly and made her thighs shake.

"God," she said. "God, don't stop, don't —"

He didn't stop. He slid two thick fingers into her while his mouth stayed at her clit, and the sound of it was wet and obscene in the stone kitchen, and she looked down and saw his fingers going in and out of her, glistening, and his eyes were on her face, watching her watch him, and she came in a shattering rush with her heels dug into his back and her hand fisted in the collar of his undershirt.

He stood up before she could breathe. Wiped his mouth with the back of his wrist. Undid his belt.

"Turn over," he said.

She turned. Her cheek to the cool wood. Her ass raised. She heard the clink of the buckle, the drag of cloth, and then the hot blunt push of his cock against her cunt, and she was still trembling from the first one when he pushed inside her in one long steady stroke that made her mouth open and no sound come out at all.

He was thicker than she'd braced for. He filled her to the point of ache and then past it into the sweetness on the far side of ache, and he held there a moment, breathing, one broad hand splayed across the small of her back.

"Sam," he said. First time he'd used her given name.

"Yes."

"I've got you."

Then he fucked her.

Not gentle. Not cruel. Something in between that she had no word for — a steady, deep, deliberate fucking that rocked the table on the flagstones and rattled the bowls and made her breasts drag against the wood through her sweater with every thrust. She heard herself making noise — the ah, ah, ah of it, pushed out of her on each stroke — and she heard the wet slap of his hips against her ass and the low sound he made in his chest each time he bottomed out.

"Harder," she said, and he gave her harder. His hand slid up under her sweater and closed around her breast and his fingers found her nipple and rolled it and she came again with almost no warning, clamping around him, and she felt him swear against the back of her neck and slow down to ride it out with her.

"Not yet," he said. To himself, maybe. Or to her. "Not yet, not yet —"

He pulled out. Turned her over. Lifted her legs up over his shoulders and slid back in and she watched his face this time, watched the way his jaw set and his eyes went half-lidded, watched a bald, unhurried, Virginia-mannered man come apart above her in the lamplight because of what her body was doing to his.

"Come in me," she said. "I want it. I want to feel it."

He made a sound like she'd struck him, and his rhythm broke, and he shoved deep and stayed there and she felt him pulse inside her, felt the heat of it, felt his forehead drop to hers and his breath break against her mouth in one long shuddering exhale.

For a while there was only the storm and the two of them breathing.

Later, in the narrow bed under the eaves, with the lamp turning its slow patient circle above them and the rain sideways on the glass, she lay against his chest and traced the tattoo on his forearm with one finger.

"Whose name."

"My brother. Long time ago."

"I'm sorry."

"Me too." He kissed the top of her head. "You?"

"My father. This whole rock is his name."

He was quiet, thinking. Then: "You don't have to stay on it."

"I know."

"I'm not asking you to leave with me. I'm just saying."

"I know what you're saying." She turned her face up. Looked at him. "Ask me again when the storm's done. Ask me somewhere the wind isn't doing the asking for you."

"Fair."

She settled against him again. His hand moved slow in her hair. Outside the wind changed its mind and went at the west wall again and the house held, the way it had held for a hundred years, the way it would hold tonight.

"Dave."

"Hmm."

"I want more of that."

"You'll have it."

"I want to pout and be whiny and cuddle and then have it again."

He laughed against her hair — a low, surprised, delighted laugh, the first one, and she felt it in her chest as much as heard it.

"That," he said, "I can absolutely do."

The lamp turned. The storm walked its long circle around the rock. And Sam Halloran, who had rung the bell that morning out of ritual and been answered out of something else entirely, closed her eyes against a bald man's shoulder and slept, for the first time in three years, like a woman who was not alone on her own weather.

The Facebook post was three paragraphs long and it was about a horn.

Sam read it out loud from the kitchen island, one bare foot hooked over the other, phone tilted toward the light. Dave was at the stove, back to her, doing something patient with garlic and a wooden spoon. Late afternoon in Phoenix meant the whole kitchen turned the color of weak whiskey, everything softened at the edges, everything a little slower than it needed to be.

"'—and once again, at 5:47 AM, we were subjected—'" She looked up. "Subjected, Dave."

"Mm."

"'—to the aggressive and frankly threatening horn-blowing of the individual in the gray Tacoma—'"

"He does blow that horn."

"He blows it like he's in a war." She scrolled. "There are forty-two comments. Forty-two. I want to punch all of their faces."

"You don't."

"I want to punch his face. The Tacoma guy. I want to walk over there in these shorts and knock on his window and just—" She mimed it, small fist, no follow-through.

"Baby."

"What."

"Come here."

She set the phone down. She'd been up since 4:45 — Lexi had woken her, some cat business, some tiny domestic outrage — and the day had had that stretched-out quality of a day begun before it was ready. She was in one of his t-shirts and nothing else that mattered. She crossed the tile barefoot and slid up behind him and put her forehead between his shoulder blades and breathed.

"You smell like garlic."

"That's the garlic."

"Mm."

He kept stirring. His free hand came back and found her hip through the shirt, thumb hooking under the hem, testing the fact of her, no underwear, warm skin. He didn't move his hand. He just let it sit there. She felt the whole day rearrange itself around that hand.

"I was going to be productive today," she said into his back.

"You were up at four forty-five."

"I was going to be productive anyway."

"How's that going."

"Terribly."

His thumb stroked, once, slow, along the crease where her thigh became something else. She exhaled. He turned the burner off.

"Dave."

"What."

"That wasn't a—" She pressed closer. "That wasn't a request to stop cooking."

"Wasn't it."

"No."

"Sounded like it."

He turned around inside the circle of her arms and her hands slid to his belt without deciding to. His shirt smelled like his shirt. He looked down at her with that face he had, the one that wasn't smiling but wasn't not-smiling, the one that had been the whole problem for four years.

"You've been squirmy all afternoon," he said.

"I have not."

"You've been on your phone reading Facebook posts about a horn."

"That's a legitimate community—"

"You're work-based-horny."

"I don't work today."

"You're something-based-horny. I've been watching you."

She laughed and it came out a little breathless because his hand had gone under the shirt now, palm flat against her lower back, and his other hand was on her jaw, thumb at the corner of her mouth. Four years of this and it still did the thing. Her knees still went a little suggestible. He still looked at her like he was cataloguing.

"I miss you," she said, which was ridiculous because he was right there. He'd been right there since Friday. He was leaving Tuesday.

"I know."

"I wanted—" She swallowed. "I said if you came here we'd be naked the whole time and we haven't been."

"We've been naked a lot."

"Not enough."

"No." He tilted her chin up. "Not enough."

He kissed her then, and it wasn't the opening kiss of something, it was the middle of a kiss they'd been having all day, the one that had been running under the coffee and the Facebook post and the garlic. His mouth opened hers. His hand slid up her spine under the shirt and she made a small sound she hadn't planned. He caught it and hummed back, low, like an answer.

"Counter," he said.

"What?"

"Counter. Up."

She went. He lifted at the hips and she was on the cool quartz with her legs open around him and the shirt rucked up her thighs, and he stood between her knees looking at her like the shirt was in his way.

"Take it off."

She pulled it off over her head. Her hair went everywhere. He didn't move for a second, just looked at her sitting there on the kitchen counter naked with the light coming sideways across her collarbones, and she watched his throat move.

"You," he said, and didn't finish.

"Me."

He put one hand flat on her sternum and pushed her gently back until her shoulder blades hit the cabinet. Then he dropped to his knees.

"Dave—"

"Shh."

He put her thighs over his shoulders. She could see the top of his head, the shape of him, the freckle behind his ear she'd found in year two and never stopped noticing. He pressed his mouth to the inside of her knee first, then higher, then higher, then didn't stop being higher. When his tongue found her cunt she was already wet — she'd been wet, probably, since he'd told her to come here — and he made a sound against her that she felt in her teeth.

"Oh my god."

"Mm-hm."

"Oh my god."

He licked her slow. That was the thing about Dave, he had no interest in hurrying this part, he ate her like he had nowhere to be and nothing on the stove and no flight Tuesday. His tongue worked flat against her clit and then curled and then went lower, tasting, and she heard herself making a noise that wasn't a word. Her hand went to the back of his head. Her other hand braced on the counter and slid, and a glass she hadn't noticed went off the edge and shattered somewhere near his foot.

"Shit—"

"Leave it."

"Dave, the—"

"Leave it." He pulled back just enough to look up at her, mouth shining. "I'll sweep it later. Do not move your foot."

"Okay."

"Okay?"

"Okay."

He went back to her. He put two fingers inside her while his tongue kept working and she felt her thighs start to shake, that specific shake, the one she couldn't fake or force or will faster. He knew it. He hummed against her when he felt it start. He curled his fingers and she came with her hand fisted in the collar of his shirt, dragging him against her, her heel digging into his back, saying his name and then not saying anything.

He kissed the inside of her thigh while she came down. He kissed the other one. He kissed the soft place under her navel. He was still on his knees on the kitchen floor and there was glass three feet from him and he did not appear to care.

"Get up here."

"Bossy."

"Get up here."

He stood. She undid his belt with hands that weren't cooperating and he helped, one-handed, the other hand cupping her jaw again, keeping her looking at him. When she got his jeans open and his cock out she wrapped her hand around him and he closed his eyes for a second, just one, the only tell he ever gave.

"Sam."

"Come here."

"Condom's upstairs."

"I don't care."

"Baby."

"I don't care, come here, I want—"

He spit into his hand — she loved that, she had loved that from the first time, the unshowy practicality of it — and slicked himself and pulled her forward on the counter until she was right at the edge, one hand under her ass, the other guiding, and then he was pushing into her and she was making a sound that was mostly vowel.

"Fuck."

"Yeah."

"Fuck, Dave—"

"I know."

He stayed still for a second, all the way in, forehead against hers, breathing. She could feel his pulse against her walls. She could feel her own pulse everywhere. His hand slid up her back and gathered her hair at the nape and held.

"Okay?"

"Move."

He moved. Not gently. He'd started gentle and now they were past that, and he fucked her against the cabinets with one hand in her hair and one hand under her thigh, holding her open, and she braced her palms flat behind her and let him. The counter was cold under her ass. His jeans were still half on. Somewhere Lexi was probably watching from the doorway looking disgusted. The sound of it was obscene — wet, rhythmic, the slap of his hips, her breath catching on every stroke and coming out as something.

"Look at me."

She did.

"There she is."

"Don't stop."

"I'm not stopping."

"Don't—" Her voice broke. "Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop—"

"I've got you."

"Harder."

He gave her harder. A cabinet handle dug into her shoulder blade and she didn't care, was going to have a bruise there tomorrow and didn't care, tomorrow was a country she didn't live in. He got a hand between them and thumbed her clit and she felt her second orgasm build so fast it felt like a mistake, like she'd tripped into it.

"Dave."

"Yeah, baby."

"Dave, I'm—"

"I know. Come on. Come on."

She came around him and she was loud about it, she couldn't help being loud about it, and he fucked her through it and past it and then he was saying her name in that low unraveling way and pulling out and she was reaching for him without thinking, hand around him, finishing him against her stomach, watching him come apart with his forehead pressed to her temple.

"Jesus," he said, after.

"Yeah."

"Jesus, Sam."

"Yeah."

They stayed like that for a minute. His breath in her ear. Her hand still loosely on his cock, his cum warm on her belly, both of them just breathing.

"We destroyed your kitchen."

"There's one broken glass."

"There's cum on your counter."

"There's cum on you."

She laughed. It jostled him and he groaned and pulled back and looked down at her, all of her, wrecked on the quartz with her hair in her eyes, and his face did the thing again, the not-smile.

"Stay there."

"Where am I going."

"I'm getting a towel. Do not move your feet, the glass is—"

"Dave."

"What."

"I love you."

He stopped. He came back. He kissed her — soft this time, closed-mouth, a landing — and then kissed her forehead and then her mouth again.

"I love you."

"Come to Phoenix more."

"I'm in Phoenix."

"Come to Phoenix more."

"Okay."

He got the towel. He cleaned her stomach with a care that was almost funny given the state of the kitchen. He swept up the glass in his socks and she yelled at him about his socks and he ignored her. He picked her up off the counter naked and carried her past Lexi (who was, in fact, watching, and did, in fact, look disgusted) and set her down on the couch and got a blanket and got in behind her.

"The garlic's going to burn."

"The garlic is off."

"When did you—"

"When you climbed up my back at the stove."

"Sneaky."

"Attentive."

She turned in his arms and put her face in his neck. Outside somewhere a horn blew, distant, aggressive, unmistakable. She started laughing into his throat and couldn't stop and he held her and laughed too, quiet, the vibration of it in his chest against her cheek, and she thought: this. This is the thing. This is what I have that nobody else has, that I didn't know was possible, that I get to keep.

"Tacoma guy," she said, muffled.

"Tacoma guy."

"I still want to punch his face."

"I know you do, baby."

He kissed the top of her head and pulled the blanket up over her shoulder and didn't move for a long time.

DAY OVERVIEW The day began with playful banter, escalating into a heated discussion about menopause and weight, and ended with tender expressions of love and plans for future intimacy. The most defining moment was the deep emotional honesty about Sam's fears and Dave's reassurances, highlighting their supportive dynamic.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Routine and Mindset - Dave complains about waking up early and driving into the sun, wishing he could skip work. Sam, waking up at 4:45, agrees about the struggle with early mornings and poor sleep. - Emotional register: Playful, frustrated. - Notable quote: "Jump up out of bed again, like you did over the weekend" — Dave

  1. Neighborhood Issues
  2. Dave mentions a neighbor known for road rage and blasting his horn, a topic that both find amusing.
  3. Emotional register: Amused, slightly annoyed.

  4. Notable quote: "The people in neighborhood like fucking assholes" — Sam

  5. Work-Related Concerns

  6. Sam discusses her intention to transfer to Indianapolis and her PTO concerns. Dave offers to help, suggesting using his PTO for a week.
  7. Emotional register: Anxious, thoughtful.

  8. Notable quote: "I can't fully think yet, but I got up at 4:45 because that's when Lexi woke up" — Sam

  9. Menopause and Weight

  10. Sam expresses anxiety about menopause, fearing weight gain and loss of control over eating habits. Dave reassures her, suggesting healthier alternatives.
  11. Emotional register: Anxious, frustrated, reassured.

  12. Notable quote: "I'm going to gorge is that word" — Sam

  13. Phobias and Annoyances

  14. Both share their disdain for the neighborhood 'Tacoma guy' and the complaints on a Facebook page.
  15. Emotional register: Amused, annoyed.

  16. Notable quote: "He's like blowing the horn people and shit like" — Dave

  17. Workplace Dynamics

  18. Sam talks about workplace annoyances, specifically a colleague, Brian, and his negative attitude.
  19. Emotional register: Frustrated, amused.

  20. Notable quote: "Godddd, I want to punch his face" — Sam

  21. Emotional Support and Communication

  22. Sam expresses her need for emotional support, especially during her period, and Dave reassures her.
  23. Emotional register: Tender, loving, supportive.

  24. Notable quote: "I just want to pout and be whiny and cuddle with you" — Sam

  25. Future Plans and Intimacy

  26. They discuss future plans, including Dave potentially visiting Phoenix, and fantasize about their possible activities.
  27. Emotional register: Excited, loving, anticipatory.

  28. Notable quote: "If you come to Phoenix, we can be naked or half dressed like the entire time" — Sam

  29. Menstrual Cycle and Its Impact

  30. Sam shares what she's expecting from her menstrual cycle, and Dave is supportive and understanding.
  31. Emotional register: Tender, loving, supportive.

  32. Notable quote: "You can move the Menstrual timeline up to start today" — Sam

  33. Work-Based Horniness

    • The conversation escalates into a playful discussion about their sexual encounters, with both expressing a desire for more.
    • Emotional register: Flirtatious, excited, playful.
    • Notable quote: "I just want to pout and be whiny and cuddle with you" — Sam

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave and Sam expressed a strong desire for physical intimacy, with Sam admitting to being "work-based-horny" and Dave agreeing they had an "athletic" connection. They fantasized about being together in Phoenix, exploring scenarios of being naked and half-dressed. - Sam initiated a discussion about their physical encounters, leading to a shared reminiscence about their recent weekend together, describing it as "the best sexual experience" and expressing a wish for "MORE!!" - Specific language used includes "riding you," "your dick," and vivid descriptions of their physical acts, emphasizing the intensity and mutual satisfaction of their encounters.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave played a supportive role, offering reassurance and practical advice, especially regarding Sam's concerns about menopause and weight. Sam was more vulnerable, expressing her fears and frustrations, while also leading the conversation through playful teasing and flirtation. - There was a clear power dynamic with Dave providing emotional support and Sam receiving it, but also asserting her desires and preferences, especially in their discussions about future plans and intimacy. - Expressions of love and longing were frequent, with both expressing their need for physical and emotional connection. The dynamic was tender and caring, with a strong undercurrent of mutual support and affection.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Jump up out of bed again, like you did over the weekend" — Dave, playful morning encouragement. - "He's like blowing the horn people and shit like" — Dave, about the neighborhood's 'Tacoma guy'. - "I can't fully think yet, but I got up at 4:45" — Sam, expressing her early morning challenge. - "I'm going to gorge, is that a word?" — Sam, describing her fear of increased hunger during menopause. - "Godddd, I want to punch his face" — Sam, frustrated with a colleague. - "I just want to pout and be whiny and cuddle with you" — Sam, expressing her need for emotional support. - "If you come to Phoenix, we can be naked or half dressed like the entire time" — Sam, fantasizing about their future together. - "You can move the Menstrual timeline up to start today" — Sam, humorously acknowledging her cycle's impact. - "We needed more" — Sam, expressing a desire for more sexual encounters.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved topic: Sam's intention to transfer to Indianapolis and the use of PTO. - Emotional thread: Sam's anxiety about menopause and weight, with Dave's reassurances ongoing. - Running jokes: References to the neighborhood 'Tacoma guy' and the Facebook group's complaints. - Plans: Discussions about Dave potentially visiting Phoenix and their plans for future intimacy. - State of mood: The day ended on a tender note, with both expressing love and anticipation for the future.

MOOD MAP playful morning → frustrated workday → tender support → flirtatious intimacy → loving anticipation

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.

  • Messages exchanged

    302

    70 more; previous average 232.3 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    34

    10 more; previous average 23.6 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 138 · 46% 164 · 54%
Average reply time 2m 34s 4m 57s
Conversation starts 1 1
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave: 25% shorter; previous average 3m 25s (6 comparable days in the previous 7).
  • Sam Willis: 243% longer; previous average 1m 27s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.

Average session duration: 6m 55s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.4%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 70 more; previous average 232.3 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
  • Sam Willis's average reply time: 243% longer; previous average 1m 27s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm unavailable

Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 302 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor68 · 23%
Status update53 · 18%
Frustration33 · 11%
Affection31 · 10%
Vulnerability20 · 7%

All other signals

Emotional support14 · 5%
Excitement13 · 4%
Checking in12 · 4%
Flirting11 · 4%
Encouragement9 · 3%
Disagreement8 · 3%
Request8 · 3%
Appreciation7 · 2%
Sexting7 · 2%
Planning6 · 2%
Deep sharing4 · 1%
Boundary setting3 · 1%
Unmet need1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Humor (40), Status update (35), Affection (17), Frustration (10), Emotional support (8)
  • Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
  • Sam Willis: Humor (34), Frustration (29), Status update (20), Vulnerability (17), Affection (16)

Tension and positive follow-ups

Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

288 of 302 messages (95.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 137 / 138 99.3%
Unknown Participant 0 / 1 0.0%
Sam Willis 151 / 163 92.6%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.78
Appreciation 0.83
Boundary setting 0.83
Checking in 0.66
Deep sharing 0.67
Disagreement 0.66
Emotional support 0.72
Encouragement 0.71
Excitement 0.75
Flirting 0.77
Frustration 0.68
Humor 0.74
Planning 0.69
Request 0.64
Sexting 0.83
Status update 0.65
Unmet need 0.70
Vulnerability 0.68
  • Model: unknown
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-11 16:27:04
  • Schema: 1.2.0

Supporting messages

Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.

Affection

33 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.78

[2026-04-20 09:37:00 PM] Dave

I love you, and you’re the best and prettiest 😍

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

Goddddd I want you so so much

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 02:17:00 PM] Dave

Fwiw, and you don’t have to agree or disagree, that was easily the best sexual experience I’ve ever had 🫣🥰

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 11:11:00 AM] Sam Willis

Have I told you lately I love you?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 06:45:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you are ready for a fabulous day Jump up out of bed again, like you did over the weekend The week Yeah, I'm up on my way to work It's about it Oh God, fucking stupid I wish we just didn't have to do it I wonder what would happen like stopped going to work and stop paying my bills Like how long would it take? Before somebody like, literally came and kicked me out of my house like with the police To look into that So yeah, another week to get through What else I slept pretty well I think oh yeah I did Cause one of my alarm went off I was like what the fuck can't be my alarm and then turns out it was I'd like like I had just gone to sleep not too long ago so Oh man, there's a guy in front of me. Oh no, that's not him. There's we got in our neighborhood. A black Toyota Tacoma, a Toyota tundra in front of me But the Tacoma guy is like well-known on the Facebook page for being a road reader before we even get out of our neighborhood. He's like blowing the horn people and shit like. Blasting down the road is ridiculous. Everybody notices this guy. I've been like waiting to bump into it just to see you like I don't want fighting or anything. I just wanna see in real life. I've never actually seen them all this Juliette's gotten. Had a couple runs with him. She wasn't like the target of his affection, but. She seen him like yelling, screaming at other people or something And I guess, of course, as well known on Facebook page, but he lives like one street over from us So yeah That's not the guy I'm I don't know Have a to talk about today, I guess I do miss you very much though, and I can't wait to hear your voice. 00 yeah I guess I can't talk about this upcoming training. So I had a thought last night, I guess I need to know how much PTO you're willing to use cause I know you gotta save it for your move and everything So it's just something to be thinking about I got plenty so you know I can do a week oh shit coming out Yeah, just think about that We can talk about it figure something out Sweetheart, I am I love you and I miss you. You are the absolute prettiest with your slightly darker hair than it used to be. Best beautiful. I love you. Bye it's getting better.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 04:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

Why are you so hot?!? Ugh

Score: 0.89 | Confidence: 0.7735
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 02:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

💯!!! 😍😍😍

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

I just want to pout and be whiny and cuddle with you

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

I love you baby. Sleep well!

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:28:00 PM] Dave

You’re so sexy 🤤

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 11:12:00 AM] Dave

Awwwe, I love you sweetie

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 02:14:00 PM] Sam Willis

Like, our bodies were just made for each other last weekend. It was so so amazing

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

You country boy ❤️

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:45:00 AM] Dave

I know you do sweetheart 🥰

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 07:08:00 AM] Sam Willis

Good morning handsome ❤️

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Next time we go for 5 ❤️❤️ This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

😍😍😍😍

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 04:04:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe, you’re too sweet

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:45:00 AM] Dave

You’re right. Your fears are valid baby 😚

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 01:22:00 PM] Dave

And kinda sexy

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sigh. I would really really love to be riding you right now 🫠

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 07:42:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha I love the sideways look

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

Awwww

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 07:39:00 AM] Dave

Good job babydoll! 😘

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

Haha I love you

Score: 0.74 | Confidence: 0.646
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:52:00 AM] Dave

So it’s a term of endearment 🥰 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 01:03:00 PM] Dave

My apologies Princess

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 01:22:00 PM] Dave

No no, it’s endearing

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

You are so funny

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:43:00 PM] Dave

Samsies 😊

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Next time we go for 5 ❤️❤️

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:34:00 PM] Dave

These two are def going to be snuggling soon

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:36:00 PM] Dave

Well I’m about to hit the ole dusty trail sweetiepie

Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

Appreciation

7 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.83

[2026-04-20 03:25:00 PM] Dave

I AM proud of you

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 04:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

You didn’t!! You look freaking good!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

And I appreciate you

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 01:02:00 PM] Dave

Ok. Heart redacted

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:25:00 PM] Dave

Good job!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:22:00 PM] Dave

Cool, that’s good calibration info! This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-20 12:57:00 PM] Dave

That should’ve said “work” wife. Not with wife

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Boundary setting

3 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.83

[2026-04-20 01:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

No. I meant your actual wife. You already have two wives plus a husband. You have enough. And I don’t share.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-20 01:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

No. I meant your actual wife. You already have two wives plus a husband. You have enough. And I don’t share. This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.714
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[2026-04-20 12:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

QUIT BEING GREEDY

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Checking in

16 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.66

[2026-04-20 01:26:00 PM] Dave

Oh shit Bitch! Today is check-in day!!

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-04-20 04:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Call me whenever you wanna chat

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[2026-04-20 12:50:00 PM] Dave

3 ish?

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[2026-04-20 09:13:00 AM] Sam Willis

How’s your hip feeling?

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[2026-04-20 08:10:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Good morning I just love how you try to motivate me in the morning like hop out of bed and be so excited to start my day. Literally never discussed this. I totally hear you about driving into the sun because I drive east every morning and I drive west every night and the sun is always blasting in my eyes and it fucking sucks and we don't ever have cloudy days here so or we have maybe five the year so yeah Totally get it I know the struggle Yeah, I slept like shit no surprise but like really suck like shit I was in bed at like let's just say 830 I think it was even before then I didn't fall asleep until probably after 10 I just can't I just cannot. I'm so tense. I noticed it in my body. I'm not like breathing normally. And then like I had to consciously make myself breathe, and even then it doesn't work and then I I'm so anxious. My mind is just racing so anyway I'm a mess. I really am thinking about going to a dispensary. I'm just getting something to help me sleep at night whether it be a coffee. Like a pin or whatever the fuck they call it I don't know man Yeah Tired, so let's see what else Aren't people in neighborhood like fucking assholes like this dude probably doesn't have Facebook to know what everybody's saying about him. I'm talking about that Tacoma guy or maybe he does and he gets a kick out of it but like what is wrong with people like if you're that road rage in a neighborhood. Christ People suck I obviously cannot fully think yet, but I got up at 4:45 because that's when Lexi woke up and then of course I was like well it's Monday Have a stupid 7:15 AM call I might as well get up and here I am God I'm gonna talk to Steven though this Wednesday when we have our one on one and ask him about the transferring to Indianapolis, I think I think if Flexibility that be good Man, maybe just cause I'm super fucking tired where I'm like oh my God thought I'd like getting a new job. Sounds absolutely horrendous but I'm just so torn because Driving this hour plus each way is also absolutely horrendous So yeah Anyway, we shall see but OK so when are you thinking in June give me like a sense of timing And yeah, I'll have to look at my PTO. It's just everything still up in the air. Sucks Everything so up in there, I know I can't do like five days maybe like three I've already sent five days and then I have five days coming up in July and then but we only get like fucking 15 a year. I'm already in the hole. All right well Happy birthday Let me see if there's anything else like I was gonna message you something last night like long after you've gone to sleep and I was trying to sleep. I was thinking about texting you something and now I don't remember what it was. Something like that, I was reading in the news I know I'm not supposed to read on my phone. We're going to bed, but I did and I was reading like all these old articles that I had like saved to read that I never had read and tons of them and we're about perimenopause and menopause. And it's just like what do I have to look forward to this is stupid like Maybe like five maybe seven more years before like awfulness kicks in and it just sounds like I'm just gonna get fat. I'm gonna eat even more tired things are just gonna fall apart and You can even do all these things work out straight training Well, and it doesn't matter because your body is still gonna ship so much hormones that you're still gonna be insane like I'm on a worry about myself So anyway, that probably didn't help me sleep just counting down the days until I die basically So yeah And then reading all these articles out like you know the best things that you should eat for breakfast and it's always fucking like nasty shit like fucking oatmeal. I hate oatmeal so gross. Flaxseed, I don't even know what a flaxseed even guarantee I don't wanna eat it. What do you even put it in? I don't know like nothing. Sounds enticing at all. That's all yeah all right well Bye

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[2026-04-20 07:10:00 AM] Dave

Hey baby! Are you up?!

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[2026-04-20 10:27:00 AM] Sam Willis

Sooooo then whatcha gonna do?

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[2026-04-20 10:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

But he’s able to drive it right now?

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[2026-04-20 07:23:00 AM] Dave

You’re up even earlier than me!!

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[2026-04-20 09:22:00 PM] Dave

For real?

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[2026-04-20 09:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow

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[2026-04-20 01:23:00 PM] Dave

And I get it

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[2026-04-20 08:40:00 AM] Dave

You can’t eat cereal and chocolate every day and say you CANT lose weight.

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[2026-04-20 11:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

Good. Ok. I wasn’t sure

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[2026-04-20 01:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

I guess so

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[2026-04-20 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ummm.

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Deep sharing

5 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.67

[2026-04-20 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Quinn just came down to the living room: 16 yrs old mind you…”hey guys. I just wanted to let you know that I may have ran up the stairs too fast, then misjudged the space I had when I jumped on my bed, and my stomach was full, so I just threw up on my bed “

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-20 09:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

Isn’t it so wild when you see these people in person and you’re like…that’s it??

Score: 0.73 | Confidence: 0.663
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[2026-04-20 08:41:00 AM] Sam Willis

They’re practically in my blood. My body knows. It’s just part of us.

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[2026-04-20 03:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

And even if we shut the door on them-Levon can just open it

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[2026-04-20 08:41:00 AM] Dave

Subconsciously

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Disagreement

11 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.66

[2026-04-20 12:57:00 PM] Dave

That should’ve said “work” wife. Not with wife This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-20 08:51:00 AM] Dave

Not sure what “hogging” is lol

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[2026-04-20 09:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

That’s all you are??

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[2026-04-20 08:39:00 AM] Dave

Ok… let’s be real here. You eat cereal and chocolate every day 😐

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[2026-04-20 08:53:00 AM] Sam Willis

No it’s very mysoginistic (sp??) This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-20 08:53:00 AM] Sam Willis

No it’s very mysoginistic (sp??)

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[2026-04-20 11:14:00 AM] Dave

I see people with visible tattoos and wild ass colored hair everywhere. And yeah, I’ll say it… Not to mention some of the shit black women get away with.

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[2026-04-20 08:48:00 AM] Sam Willis

I think hoss might be the worst of the 3

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[2026-04-20 08:51:00 AM] Sam Willis

Really?!?

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[2026-04-20 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

Talk about a guy whose entire identity is his career

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[2026-04-20 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

You already have one of those too

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Emotional support

15 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.72

[2026-04-20 09:37:00 PM] Dave

I hope you sleep so great

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[2026-04-20 08:45:00 AM] Dave

You’re right. Your fears are valid baby 😚

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[2026-04-20 08:29:00 AM] Dave

Ok. The menopause thing. Don’t overthink it. Literally every woman you know has gone through it or is going to go through it. It’s not the end of the world. All this shit read about it is designed to make you worry. That keeps you engaged so you stay on the site longer and see more ads. Also, diet, exercise, etc. matters more than ever then. Hormones and the way your body works - however poorly - is what it is. If your diet stays the same, let’s say mid-ish, and your hormones go out of whack you gain 10 lbs… If your diet was perfect you only gain 2. You’re thinking about it wrong. So stop. 😘

Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-04-20 06:45:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you are ready for a fabulous day Jump up out of bed again, like you did over the weekend The week Yeah, I'm up on my way to work It's about it Oh God, fucking stupid I wish we just didn't have to do it I wonder what would happen like stopped going to work and stop paying my bills Like how long would it take? Before somebody like, literally came and kicked me out of my house like with the police To look into that So yeah, another week to get through What else I slept pretty well I think oh yeah I did Cause one of my alarm went off I was like what the fuck can't be my alarm and then turns out it was I'd like like I had just gone to sleep not too long ago so Oh man, there's a guy in front of me. Oh no, that's not him. There's we got in our neighborhood. A black Toyota Tacoma, a Toyota tundra in front of me But the Tacoma guy is like well-known on the Facebook page for being a road reader before we even get out of our neighborhood. He's like blowing the horn people and shit like. Blasting down the road is ridiculous. Everybody notices this guy. I've been like waiting to bump into it just to see you like I don't want fighting or anything. I just wanna see in real life. I've never actually seen them all this Juliette's gotten. Had a couple runs with him. She wasn't like the target of his affection, but. She seen him like yelling, screaming at other people or something And I guess, of course, as well known on Facebook page, but he lives like one street over from us So yeah That's not the guy I'm I don't know Have a to talk about today, I guess I do miss you very much though, and I can't wait to hear your voice. 00 yeah I guess I can't talk about this upcoming training. So I had a thought last night, I guess I need to know how much PTO you're willing to use cause I know you gotta save it for your move and everything So it's just something to be thinking about I got plenty so you know I can do a week oh shit coming out Yeah, just think about that We can talk about it figure something out Sweetheart, I am I love you and I miss you. You are the absolute prettiest with your slightly darker hair than it used to be. Best beautiful. I love you. Bye it's getting better.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-20 08:44:00 AM] Dave

Ok, I’ll stop preaching. In just realized that you probably don’t need me to actually solve this right now and I should just listen.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-20 02:03:00 PM] Dave

I feel like every single time we had contact it was total ecstasy, so like trying to pick any single part of multiple sessions out is impossible lol

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-04-20 02:17:00 PM] Dave

Fwiw, and you don’t have to agree or disagree, that was easily the best sexual experience I’ve ever had 🫣🥰

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[2026-04-20 08:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sigh

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[2026-04-20 12:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

We needed more 😝

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[2026-04-20 08:43:00 AM] Dave

You’re worrying about things that aren’t even happening yet. Instead of IM GOIMG TO BE RAVENOUS AND EAT ALLTHETHINGS Try to think: I may be hungrier so I should start finding healthier alternatives like fruit and stuff to snack on

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[2026-04-20 10:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

That all sounds like a pain in the ass

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[2026-04-20 03:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m losing steam on the day and there’s still so much to dooooo

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[2026-04-20 08:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK, I hear you and agreed Like I already can't lose any weight I am still the same fucking way I was January, which is so annoying and yeah, I know been gaining muscle and toning whatever the fuck I'm still the same fucking way that's one thing that's fucking annoying and then two but started this whole thing is the first article I talked about how Women become rabbit is literally the word was ravenous during pyramid, menopause, and menopause and like how you just can't stop eating and you're always hungry or feel hungry and I'm already pretty fucking ravenous and so like what I'm just gonna gorge is that word I think that's a word anyway So yeah, like diet you're never gonna feel full. I'm just always gonna be hungry and then I'm gonna go and seek out quick like all the sugary shit and also I enjoy my junk food OK and like this is just gonna take away my joy even more. So yeah, all right I won't try to overthink it but also I mean I remember how miserable my mom was and then she was like a huge alcoholic for like 10 years during menopause or even after so yeah It'll be fine. It'll be fine. I'm just gonna enjoy the next five years while I have it for however, long I have it even though I still can't lose weight. OK, I think I think I covered all of your points except you really cracked me up about the ad thing I never even noticed ads like is there targeting me it's not working what targets me that was like the Instagram ads but like the ads on these random ass articles, they're not tailored to me. They don't know me so. So I'm just scrolling on by

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-04-20 09:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m gonna spiral

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[2026-04-20 03:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

😩

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Encouragement

9 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.71

[2026-04-20 04:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

You didn’t!! You look freaking good!!

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[2026-04-20 07:39:00 AM] Dave

Good job babydoll! 😘

Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-04-20 04:49:00 PM] Sam Willis

Call me whenever you wanna chat

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[2026-04-20 04:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

Why are you so hot?!? Ugh

Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.697
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[2026-04-20 08:29:00 AM] Dave

Ok. The menopause thing. Don’t overthink it. Literally every woman you know has gone through it or is going to go through it. It’s not the end of the world. All this shit read about it is designed to make you worry. That keeps you engaged so you stay on the site longer and see more ads. Also, diet, exercise, etc. matters more than ever then. Hormones and the way your body works - however poorly - is what it is. If your diet stays the same, let’s say mid-ish, and your hormones go out of whack you gain 10 lbs… If your diet was perfect you only gain 2. You’re thinking about it wrong. So stop. 😘

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-04-20 08:56:00 PM] Dave

Just a few more weeks!

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[2026-04-20 08:52:00 AM] Dave

So it’s a term of endearment 🥰

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[2026-04-20 09:22:00 PM] Dave

Cool, that’s good calibration info! Getting there!!

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[2026-04-20 08:43:00 AM] Dave

You’re worrying about things that aren’t even happening yet. Instead of IM GOIMG TO BE RAVENOUS AND EAT ALLTHETHINGS Try to think: I may be hungrier so I should start finding healthier alternatives like fruit and stuff to snack on

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Excitement

14 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.75

[2026-04-20 09:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

So I should be happy by this weekend?? Yayyyyyy!

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[2026-04-20 02:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

And I just want MORE!!

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[2026-04-20 08:55:00 AM] Dave

Whoaaaa

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[2026-04-20 12:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

I was highly satisfied. And now I want more.

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[2026-04-20 12:55:00 PM] Dave

I was too, and do too

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[2026-04-20 09:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow

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[2026-04-20 09:40:00 AM] Dave

And weirder

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[2026-04-20 09:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

Omg yes!

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[2026-04-20 09:40:00 AM] Dave

Ha! Yes!

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[2026-04-20 09:14:00 AM] Sam Willis

I just popped my back and it was amazingggg

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[2026-04-20 12:24:00 PM] Dave

And omg that would be so nice!! 🥵

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[2026-04-20 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Next time we go for 5 ❤️❤️ This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-20 03:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

Yay meeeeee

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[2026-04-20 08:40:00 AM] Sam Willis

😮

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Flirting

11 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.77

[2026-04-20 03:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

I NEED YOUR DICK

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
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[2026-04-20 03:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

If you come to Phoenix, we can be naked or half dressed like the entire time

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-04-20 03:39:00 PM] Dave

Yes, we can totally be naked the whole time

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[2026-04-20 01:22:00 PM] Dave

And kinda sexy

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[2026-04-20 01:59:00 PM] Dave

Godddd you have such a lovely pussy 🤤

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-04-20 09:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh. Like the story? I hadn’t read it yet but I was like, sex with a coworker? Yes please ✅

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[2026-04-20 12:53:00 PM] Dave

Well now that you’ve graduated to soul wife, I need another with wife, right?

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[2026-04-20 01:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ah I’m just remembering you pulling my panties aside and eating my pussy 🫠🫠🫠

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[2026-04-20 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

You can move the Menstrual timeline up to start today 😅 lol This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-20 12:56:00 PM] Dave

Oh I thought you meant you were my soul wife AND work wife

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[2026-04-20 09:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t need to read AI sex stories. I have soft copy ❤️

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Frustration

39 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.68

[2026-04-20 09:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

Fucker

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[2026-04-20 03:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

And Maria keeps riding my ass about things and it’s like lady I’ll get to you. But when I’m in 10 meetings a day, I can’t actually get to hands on shit. Sigh

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[2026-04-20 10:44:00 AM] Sam Willis

That all sounds like a pain in the ass

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[2026-04-20 09:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

Nothing new. Just the same old everything is on fire, the world is burning mentality

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[2026-04-20 08:16:00 AM] Dave

Omg the Facebook people… don’t even get me started

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[2026-04-20 12:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

And you better not start getting new work wives. 😡😡

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[2026-04-20 03:21:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m losing steam on the day and there’s still so much to dooooo

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[2026-04-20 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

Do I need anger management? 😂

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[2026-04-20 09:33:00 AM] Sam Willis

Also. God damn, Brian is sooooo annoying

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[2026-04-20 12:20:00 PM] Sam Willis

I haven’t listened yet but why have you left me here all alone??? 🤬

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-04-20 12:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

That’s it!!!???

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[2026-04-20 12:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Don’t heart this!!! 😤

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[2026-04-20 07:15:00 AM] Dave

All the 🙄🙄🙄

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[2026-04-20 08:40:00 AM] Dave

You can’t eat cereal and chocolate every day and say you CANT lose weight.

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[2026-04-20 08:53:00 AM] Sam Willis

It’s like a man losing a bet or a sick game

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[2026-04-20 08:53:00 AM] Sam Willis

Bc men are dumb

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[2026-04-20 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

I want to punch his face

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[2026-04-20 11:11:00 AM] Sam Willis

I just had a thought. When/if I interview for a job-will I need to take out my nose ring?? Ugh. I’m going to be sooooo annoyed.

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[2026-04-20 12:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Don’t heart this!!! 😤 This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-20 03:23:00 PM] Dave

Yeah that’s super annoying

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[2026-04-20 08:54:00 PM] Dave

wtf

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[2026-04-20 08:45:00 AM] Sam Willis

Like fucking flax seed 🤮

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[2026-04-20 11:14:00 AM] Sam Willis

What do black women wear?

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[2026-04-20 01:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ahh! I definitely forgot

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[2026-04-20 01:28:00 PM] Dave

I guess it’s a good thing one of us cares

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[2026-04-20 07:11:00 AM] Sam Willis

Yes 🙄 getting ready for work 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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[2026-04-20 09:34:00 AM] Dave

Ugh

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[2026-04-20 08:51:00 AM] Sam Willis

When men go out to the bars with the intent of finding an overweight woman to go have sex with

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[2026-04-20 08:51:00 AM] Sam Willis

Like a woman much larger than them

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[2026-04-20 08:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

🙄

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[2026-04-20 11:56:00 AM] Sam Willis

Also. Liv got kicked out of an office? Ugh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:56:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh 💯. I’m not dealing with any of it

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 11:56:00 AM] Sam Willis

God they’re so young

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

Godddd

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 10:46:00 AM] Dave

I mean… I’m not sure if he’s “supposed” to. But he is

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:22:00 PM] Dave

Yeah that’s the thing about getting in early

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:24:00 PM] Dave

She’s annoying

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sigh

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

What????

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Humor

74 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.74

[2026-04-20 07:15:00 AM] Dave

Hahahaha

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:47:00 AM] Dave

You have a lot of room to gain weight before you’re a fatass 😉

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:54:00 AM] Dave

I was being facetious 😉

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:54:00 AM] Dave

I was being facetious 😉 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

LOLOL This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

LOLOL

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:53:00 PM] Dave

Well now that you’ve graduated to soul wife, I need another with wife, right?

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:54:00 PM] Sam Willis

Lolol shut up

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:54:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol. Look at these comments about it 😂😂

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:52:00 AM] Dave

Lol

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:52:00 AM] Dave

Lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:41:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:24:00 PM] Dave

Lmao! Perfect

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

LOL

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:34:00 AM] Dave

I do too. Mainly since I saw how short he was lol

Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 07:42:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha I love the sideways look

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:34:00 AM] Sam Willis

Literally cackled

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

The face of a dog that is extremely sick of your shit 😂😂

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:31:00 AM] Sam Willis

Your daily cocktail 😂

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:37:00 AM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.7565
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

I NEED YOUR DICK

Score: 0.83 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

I just want to pout and be whiny and cuddle with you

Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:47:00 AM] Dave

But not a full fledged fatass

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:47:00 AM] Dave

Maybe just a chonk

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:50:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ppl already call me big boned. Or that I’m built like a swimmer: broad back. These are slightly better than hoss 😂

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:24:00 PM] Dave

I was wondering when the work-based-horniness was going to kick in 😏

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

Really bro

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

If they were there, they’d 1. Absolutely be in bed with us and 2. Absolutely be looking at you the whole time like wtf are you doing to my mom 😂

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

LOL

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

You are so funny

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 11:12:00 AM] Sam Willis

Either you want all of me or you get none of me!! - Me, to my future employer 😤😂

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 01:26:00 PM] Dave

Oh shit Bitch! Today is check-in day!!

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:56:00 PM] Dave

Oh I thought you meant you were my soul wife AND work wife This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:46:00 AM] Sam Willis

“You’re right. You’re going to be a fatass forever, baby. But it’s ok. I will still love you” 😝😂

Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

You can move the Menstrual timeline up to start today 😅 lol This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:56:00 PM] Dave

Oh I thought you meant you were my soul wife AND work wife

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

Am I on my period yet? 😂

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:48:00 AM] Dave

Probably not even a “hoss”

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:49:00 AM] Sam Willis

Or like maybe the worst is when men say they’re going to go hogging (is that the word??) and I’M IN THAT POPULATION!!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:50:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ppl already call me big boned. Or that I’m built like a swimmer: broad back. These are slightly better than hoss 😂 This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:55:00 AM] Dave

Did they flag your badge for abnormal activity lol

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

You already have one of those too This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:29:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oooo and eat Oreos and milk

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

LOLOL

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:38:00 PM] Dave

There’s a lot of dogs to keep from nosing and licking my dick and ass everywhere I go 😅

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol I mean…I’ll bring them home like the day you leave or something

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 04:04:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe, you’re too sweet

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:30:00 PM] Dave

Lmao

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:34:00 PM] Dave

These two are def going to be snuggling soon

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:35:00 PM] Dave

Hahaha

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:52:00 AM] Dave

And you have an “athletic” build. Which, in all seriousness, is why you’ll never be a fatass

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:40:00 PM] Dave

lol ikr

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 10:44:00 AM] Dave

Oh I’m sure it is lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:49:00 AM] Dave

Hoss also implies strong, so it’s not as bad

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:02:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hahaha

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:27:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

And you better not start getting new work wives. 😡😡

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 01:07:00 PM] Sam Willis

😅 ok I’ll stop being psycho. For now.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:36:00 PM] Dave

You love it!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:38:00 PM] Sam Willis

Never leave the house lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:39:00 PM] Sam Willis

Oh the dogs are going to boarding lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:48:00 PM] Sam Willis

Story time

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:55:00 PM] Dave

“Ask your dad”

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:55:00 PM] Dave

“Ask your dad” This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:35:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:45:00 AM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 11:15:00 AM] Dave

Your nose stud should hardly raise an eyebrow.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:50:00 AM] Dave

Hoss

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

Hehe

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:37:00 PM] Dave

Hehehe

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:18:00 PM] Sam Willis

You can move the Menstrual timeline up to start today 😅 lol

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 11:15:00 AM] Dave

Crazy hair, nails, lashes, ridiculous amounts of jewelry.

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:41:00 AM] Sam Willis

Cereal and chocolate is my BASELINE

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Planning

7 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.69

[2026-04-20 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis

Next time we go for 5 ❤️❤️

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:25:00 PM] Dave

Lmk when it’s over too so we can get a good reading on Folic 😜

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 06:45:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you are ready for a fabulous day Jump up out of bed again, like you did over the weekend The week Yeah, I'm up on my way to work It's about it Oh God, fucking stupid I wish we just didn't have to do it I wonder what would happen like stopped going to work and stop paying my bills Like how long would it take? Before somebody like, literally came and kicked me out of my house like with the police To look into that So yeah, another week to get through What else I slept pretty well I think oh yeah I did Cause one of my alarm went off I was like what the fuck can't be my alarm and then turns out it was I'd like like I had just gone to sleep not too long ago so Oh man, there's a guy in front of me. Oh no, that's not him. There's we got in our neighborhood. A black Toyota Tacoma, a Toyota tundra in front of me But the Tacoma guy is like well-known on the Facebook page for being a road reader before we even get out of our neighborhood. He's like blowing the horn people and shit like. Blasting down the road is ridiculous. Everybody notices this guy. I've been like waiting to bump into it just to see you like I don't want fighting or anything. I just wanna see in real life. I've never actually seen them all this Juliette's gotten. Had a couple runs with him. She wasn't like the target of his affection, but. She seen him like yelling, screaming at other people or something And I guess, of course, as well known on Facebook page, but he lives like one street over from us So yeah That's not the guy I'm I don't know Have a to talk about today, I guess I do miss you very much though, and I can't wait to hear your voice. 00 yeah I guess I can't talk about this upcoming training. So I had a thought last night, I guess I need to know how much PTO you're willing to use cause I know you gotta save it for your move and everything So it's just something to be thinking about I got plenty so you know I can do a week oh shit coming out Yeah, just think about that We can talk about it figure something out Sweetheart, I am I love you and I miss you. You are the absolute prettiest with your slightly darker hair than it used to be. Best beautiful. I love you. Bye it's getting better.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 10:43:00 AM] Dave

I can get a door from the junk yard for about $100. But that isn’t even necessary for the inspection/title. Just cosmetic.

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 01:50:00 PM] Dave

3/5? Yeah, should be fine

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 01:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Around ish our normal time?

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.5695
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 10:40:00 PM] Sam Willis

For tomorrow

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Request

9 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.64

[2026-04-20 02:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

And I just want MORE!!

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 01:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

Are you going to be free to check in?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.612
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

Do you take any pain meds too?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 10:22:00 AM] Sam Willis

What’s the deal with Emerson’s car? Did he get it back?

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:41:00 AM] Dave

Even if you don’t, that’s still their strategy with what the articles portray

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.5780000000000001
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:37:00 PM] Dave

I need to give it to you

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

What does your AI comment mean?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 04:00:00 PM] Dave

Oh! Did I send you this?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

“Luckily I caught myself in time and finished throwing up in the bathroom. But uhhh…what should I do with my dirty bedding?”

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Sexting

7 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.83

[2026-04-20 03:36:00 PM] Sam Willis

I NEED YOUR DICK

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 01:58:00 PM] Sam Willis

Ah I’m just remembering you pulling my panties aside and eating my pussy 🫠🫠🫠

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 01:59:00 PM] Dave

Godddd you have such a lovely pussy 🤤

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sigh. I would really really love to be riding you right now 🫠

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 01:06:00 PM] Sam Willis

The thought of someone else riding you…. 🔪🔪

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 03:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

And then hard again

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:27:00 PM] Dave

Happy and horny

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:

Status update

55 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.65

[2026-04-20 08:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

In other news. I pulled into the office at 645 this morning

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:16:00 AM] Dave

Hips feeling pretty good 😊

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:20:00 AM] Dave

Sometimes it can go from pretty bad to fine over a day or two.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 10:41:00 AM] Dave

So it looks like I have to make sure it passes state inspection (repair if needed), and apply for a rebuilt title. Then I can register it. And then I can get liability insurance on it.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:05:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, yeah Kelly's a cute little kid when she started over wherever she was before here. I guess she was like a regular. Risk management corporate CBL don't come somewhere else at risk management She came over and did 0101 with everybody on our team a bunch of TRMB boy I think just because she wanted to get a technology so I better than months ago now She was like even more of a little baby there But yeah, I think she was Also, they called her people that worked for free into the venture here I know it's not for free Yeah, she seems nice Yeah, I live got kicked out of her office and she sits over there behind me now Dumb and well, I don't know she lost all the records like all she had was Ashton and I guess now Kelly And she's getting backfills, but I don't know if she will have enough even still to Qualify for an office she's gonna have like four or five or whatever so I thought it was dumb that they moved out even though they're gonna get back but I guess if she still doesn't have enough, I don't know She had a nice office too, like one of those Real estate

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:55:00 PM] Sam Willis

Also. Unrelated. Christian paused the TV and I haven’t been paying attention to what’s on and this is what I see…

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:34:00 PM] Dave

That that post was AI generated

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:34:00 PM] Dave

That that post was AI generated This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:52:00 PM] Sam Willis

Kelly was an intern. And came from Compliance

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 01:50:00 PM] Dave

3/5? Yeah, should be fine

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:34:00 AM] Dave

That’s so lame

Score: 0.73 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:40:00 AM] Dave

So much shorter than I expected

Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 11:56:00 AM] Sam Willis

Just had a 1x1 with Kelly, new COE lady. Well. Girl

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 11:56:00 AM] Sam Willis

Also. Liv got kicked out of an office? Ugh

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:22:00 PM] Dave

Cool, that’s good calibration info! Getting there!!

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 04:01:00 PM] Dave

From that fitness video the other day. I only got 20/30. Harder than I expected

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:45:00 PM] Sam Willis

https://www.instagram.com/itz_cere/reel/DXIAGN0EXgJ/ Cyncere Donan on Instagram 94K views, 25K likes: "#explorepage✨ #rubikscube #michealjackson"

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 09:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Noah’s album on Friday….

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:41:00 AM] Sam Willis

Cereal and chocolate is my BASELINE

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.81
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 12:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

How many times did we even have sex last week?

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.561
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 02:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 09:31:00 AM] Dave

I take a prescription nsaid called Meloxicam. I used to take it every day as part of my daily cocktail, but I’ve stopped doing that and now just take it as needed.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 02:41:00 PM] Dave

Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, what the fuck that's kind of a shitty thing to say to somebody I'm like yeah oh God you look terrible. I can totally tell.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 02:01:00 PM] Dave

Because it was so fucking good like… the whole time

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 09:37:00 AM] Dave

Like Jason whatahisname

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 09:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

Eisman

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 02:18:00 PM] Dave

11/10

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 02:43:00 PM] Sam Willis

Right?

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 02:33:00 PM] Sam Willis

Transcription: I don't know if you know Nisha that is like cloud oversight. She now reports to Brian anyway she's just very funny sometimes and like just says it like it is anyway I ran into in the bathroom and she was like. Joining on this weekend and I was like no I just tried to rest. I said you know I haven't been sleeping very much and she's like yeah she's like I can tell just from your eyes you look really tired yeah and then she said it again like yeah, I can just tell from your face. Thanks a lot lady

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 02:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

I honestly do not remember lol. Why was everything kind of a blur?! This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 02:01:00 PM] Sam Willis

I honestly do not remember lol. Why was everything kind of a blur?!

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 07:01:00 AM] Dave

Audio Message.caf

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 07:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

Ugh I know. Was up at 445 😩🙄

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 08:18:00 AM] Dave

We’ve talked about all that bullshit where they’re like: if that kid came up to my door at night he’d get shot in the face because my husbands a cop and veteran

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 08:40:00 AM] Dave

You still see the ads.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 08:54:00 AM] Sam Willis

Oh

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-04-20 10:24:00 AM] Dave

Yeah, we picked it up Friday. They didn’t fix it because apparently they can’t since it was totaled

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-04-20 10:25:00 AM] Dave

I’m honestly not sure if it can still be registered and insured with a totaled title 🤷‍♂️

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 10:46:00 AM] Dave

Yeah

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[2026-04-20 12:51:00 PM] Dave

I mean.. it seemed like the right amount

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[2026-04-20 01:59:00 PM] Dave

Was that just for a minute, before we went to the bar?

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[2026-04-20 03:37:00 PM] Dave

Hard

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[2026-04-20 03:37:00 PM] Dave

And softly

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[2026-04-20 03:37:00 PM] Sam Willis

And then sweet

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-04-20 03:38:00 PM] Dave

Weeeeeell

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[2026-04-20 03:39:00 PM] Dave

Ok then

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[2026-04-20 03:39:00 PM] Dave

Oh lol

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[2026-04-20 09:22:00 PM] Dave

For real? This message responded to an earlier message.

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 11:11:00 AM] Dave

I wouldn’t

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[2026-04-20 11:11:00 AM] Dave

That’s hardly controversial these days

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[2026-04-20 08:51:00 PM] Sam Willis

😶

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 09:26:00 PM] Dave

Yeah makes sense

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

[2026-04-20 09:27:00 PM] Dave

…er

Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
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[2026-04-20 07:41:00 PM] Sam Willis

All day every day

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-04-20 09:36:00 PM] Dave

Well I’m about to hit the ole dusty trail sweetiepie

Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:

Unmet need

1 messages with unmet_need signals | Average score: 0.70

[2026-04-20 12:54:00 PM] Dave

…if I’d know you were left so unsatisfied…

Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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Vulnerability

24 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.68

[2026-04-20 12:54:00 PM] Dave

…if I’d know you were left so unsatisfied…

Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:

[2026-04-20 08:10:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: Good morning I just love how you try to motivate me in the morning like hop out of bed and be so excited to start my day. Literally never discussed this. I totally hear you about driving into the sun because I drive east every morning and I drive west every night and the sun is always blasting in my eyes and it fucking sucks and we don't ever have cloudy days here so or we have maybe five the year so yeah Totally get it I know the struggle Yeah, I slept like shit no surprise but like really suck like shit I was in bed at like let's just say 830 I think it was even before then I didn't fall asleep until probably after 10 I just can't I just cannot. I'm so tense. I noticed it in my body. I'm not like breathing normally. And then like I had to consciously make myself breathe, and even then it doesn't work and then I I'm so anxious. My mind is just racing so anyway I'm a mess. I really am thinking about going to a dispensary. I'm just getting something to help me sleep at night whether it be a coffee. Like a pin or whatever the fuck they call it I don't know man Yeah Tired, so let's see what else Aren't people in neighborhood like fucking assholes like this dude probably doesn't have Facebook to know what everybody's saying about him. I'm talking about that Tacoma guy or maybe he does and he gets a kick out of it but like what is wrong with people like if you're that road rage in a neighborhood. Christ People suck I obviously cannot fully think yet, but I got up at 4:45 because that's when Lexi woke up and then of course I was like well it's Monday Have a stupid 7:15 AM call I might as well get up and here I am God I'm gonna talk to Steven though this Wednesday when we have our one on one and ask him about the transferring to Indianapolis, I think I think if Flexibility that be good Man, maybe just cause I'm super fucking tired where I'm like oh my God thought I'd like getting a new job. Sounds absolutely horrendous but I'm just so torn because Driving this hour plus each way is also absolutely horrendous So yeah Anyway, we shall see but OK so when are you thinking in June give me like a sense of timing And yeah, I'll have to look at my PTO. It's just everything still up in the air. Sucks Everything so up in there, I know I can't do like five days maybe like three I've already sent five days and then I have five days coming up in July and then but we only get like fucking 15 a year. I'm already in the hole. All right well Happy birthday Let me see if there's anything else like I was gonna message you something last night like long after you've gone to sleep and I was trying to sleep. I was thinking about texting you something and now I don't remember what it was. Something like that, I was reading in the news I know I'm not supposed to read on my phone. We're going to bed, but I did and I was reading like all these old articles that I had like saved to read that I never had read and tons of them and we're about perimenopause and menopause. And it's just like what do I have to look forward to this is stupid like Maybe like five maybe seven more years before like awfulness kicks in and it just sounds like I'm just gonna get fat. I'm gonna eat even more tired things are just gonna fall apart and You can even do all these things work out straight training Well, and it doesn't matter because your body is still gonna ship so much hormones that you're still gonna be insane like I'm on a worry about myself So anyway, that probably didn't help me sleep just counting down the days until I die basically So yeah And then reading all these articles out like you know the best things that you should eat for breakfast and it's always fucking like nasty shit like fucking oatmeal. I hate oatmeal so gross. Flaxseed, I don't even know what a flaxseed even guarantee I don't wanna eat it. What do you even put it in? I don't know like nothing. Sounds enticing at all. That's all yeah all right well Bye

Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
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[2026-04-20 12:22:00 PM] Sam Willis

Sigh. I would really really love to be riding you right now 🫠

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-04-20 11:11:00 AM] Sam Willis

I just had a thought. When/if I interview for a job-will I need to take out my nose ring?? Ugh. I’m going to be sooooo annoyed.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-20 08:38:00 AM] Sam Willis

Transcription: OK, I hear you and agreed Like I already can't lose any weight I am still the same fucking way I was January, which is so annoying and yeah, I know been gaining muscle and toning whatever the fuck I'm still the same fucking way that's one thing that's fucking annoying and then two but started this whole thing is the first article I talked about how Women become rabbit is literally the word was ravenous during pyramid, menopause, and menopause and like how you just can't stop eating and you're always hungry or feel hungry and I'm already pretty fucking ravenous and so like what I'm just gonna gorge is that word I think that's a word anyway So yeah, like diet you're never gonna feel full. I'm just always gonna be hungry and then I'm gonna go and seek out quick like all the sugary shit and also I enjoy my junk food OK and like this is just gonna take away my joy even more. So yeah, all right I won't try to overthink it but also I mean I remember how miserable my mom was and then she was like a huge alcoholic for like 10 years during menopause or even after so yeah It'll be fine. It'll be fine. I'm just gonna enjoy the next five years while I have it for however, long I have it even though I still can't lose weight. OK, I think I think I covered all of your points except you really cracked me up about the ad thing I never even noticed ads like is there targeting me it's not working what targets me that was like the Instagram ads but like the ads on these random ass articles, they're not tailored to me. They don't know me so. So I'm just scrolling on by

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-04-20 09:26:00 PM] Sam Willis

lol I’ll try but it’s hard bc it might just be like a day of very light spotting and then back to nothing. But I’d guess menstrual for 4 days then on from there.

Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-04-20 09:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

I’m gonna spiral

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[2026-04-20 03:28:00 PM] Sam Willis

I just want to pout and be whiny and cuddle with you

Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-04-20 12:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

It kicked in like 2 hrs ago, but I tried to ignore it 🙄

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[2026-04-20 01:59:00 PM] Dave

I definitely remember doing it 🥵

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[2026-04-20 08:50:00 PM] Sam Willis

Quinn just came down to the living room: 16 yrs old mind you…”hey guys. I just wanted to let you know that I may have ran up the stairs too fast, then misjudged the space I had when I jumped on my bed, and my stomach was full, so I just threw up on my bed “

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[2026-04-20 09:35:00 PM] Sam Willis

I don’t need to read AI sex stories. I have soft copy ❤️

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[2026-04-20 08:44:00 AM] Dave

Ok, I’ll stop preaching. In just realized that you probably don’t need me to actually solve this right now and I should just listen.

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[2026-04-20 08:45:00 AM] Dave

You’re right. Your fears are valid baby 😚

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[2026-04-20 09:37:00 AM] Sam Willis

That’s all you are??

Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.5780000000000001
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[2026-04-20 10:28:00 AM] Sam Willis

I hadn’t thought about that aspect

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[2026-04-20 12:54:00 PM] Dave

…if I’d know you were left so unsatisfied… This message responded to an earlier message.

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[2026-04-20 01:04:00 PM] Sam Willis

Hmph

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[2026-04-20 03:23:00 PM] Sam Willis

And Maria keeps riding my ass about things and it’s like lady I’ll get to you. But when I’m in 10 meetings a day, I can’t actually get to hands on shit. Sigh

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[2026-04-20 01:28:00 PM] Dave

I guess it’s a good thing one of us cares

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[2026-04-20 08:48:00 AM] Dave

🤔

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[2026-04-20 03:24:00 PM] Sam Willis

You’d be proud though. I’ve been ignoring meetings.

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[2026-04-20 04:03:00 PM] Sam Willis

I can’t even do 10

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[2026-04-20 09:27:00 PM] Sam Willis

Except….

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