2026-09-02
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[2026-09-02 07:53:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm just now getting to work because I didn't go right to sleep again actually I don't think I was up too much longer after I texted you in the second time But I did not want to get up this morning and then I did get out like a little bit later than usual but like not too much like 10 or 15 minutes but my freaking On the cameras on my car is not working just out of the blue like it was fine last night when I parked after the gym and then this morning The left side left camera is not working so that fucks up like the whole thing and I've gotten so like throws up a big video feed when I turn the turn signals like on the screen so I'm used to looking to the middle of the car to see the screen rather than out Driver side mirror So that was like a huge hassle anyway I stopped and turned the off and on again skinny piece of electronics And that didn't work, but it took like another five minutes and then that 20 or so minutes late like Fucked up my whole commute I'll see commute commute time It's just depends on the context So yeah, God fucking traffic was just insane. I haven't seen it this bad in a long time because I rarely get out this late. But it's fucking ridiculous. I hate this place. That's crazy that all over all of your trash was already gone. You think it was like New Mexico or something not Arizona But I mean, that stuff didn't look like it was in that bad condition. I'm sure plenty of people have shitty or stuff than that around there around their house and outside so like it's probably upgrades for somebody or they probably just took it all and put it on marketplace or something made a few bucks. You know shit, even 20 bucks for the chairs or something like that I don't know could be worth it. Somebody not worth my time. AnyWho, I hope you slept good with your massage and getting some shit done last night I slept good once I got to sleep Oh my God I can't believe it's almost 8 o'clock Fucking starving to death can't wait to get in and eat some chicken and rice for breakfast What else is going on? Nothing much just doing with things you have a new work project to look at today so that's neat. Forget what it is, but I guess we're taking up some Your products and shit They're getting all kinds of new products and there's some Chatbot thing that is Gonna go on the website I guess I forget that's what it's called but I gotta check that out For risks and shit I don't know we'll see what happens. I'll probably just give it to the Chatbot. Tell it to do my work for me Yeah, so I hope you had a great night sleep and a great morning and I love you and I miss you and I'll talk to you soon
[2026-09-02 08:09:00] Sam Willis: That I fucking hate mornings
[2026-09-02 08:09:00] Sam Willis: Did you know….
[2026-09-02 08:54:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-09-02 09:13:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I am in the car and I'm just like already just annoyed. The fact that my entire car ride is gonna be on fucking meetings. It's just so fucking annoying anyway but good morning. My first call starts at five fucking minutes so hold on though about your mirror side so did they get fixed or like it's still fucked? How are you gonna fix it? That sucks See this is where electric cars are a little bit like because they're all fucking from a computer system and we know technology can be finicky just saying Anyway, I don't have much to say I'm fucking starving. I just and got some egg bites and of course they're like hot as fuck and it's like did you have to fucking scorch them in the microwave? We're in the oven or whatever you were doing like was that necessary? So anyway, but I have like no cereal at home. I have nothing so. Any who? There's that but all right well let me get on my fucking clothes. Also I gotta I worked up a justification for John yesterday that I gotta finalize and get to him and I won't fucking meetings all day so cool cool love my life. Love this for me just myself today and tomorrow today and tomorrow, so I like to get through this shit How fucking tired I am of 101 too leave me alone. Do we have to fucking talk? Anyway, all right, I'm clearly getting very stressed about all that is still left to time I need to be completely out of here in less than a week so yeah OK, talk to you soon bye
[2026-09-02 09:14:00] Dave: No, it’s still out 😒
[2026-09-02 09:14:00] Dave: The camera
[2026-09-02 09:14:00] Dave: That was quite the belabored “good morning” 🤣
[2026-09-02 09:15:00] Dave: Hope you have some great calls this morning!!
[2026-09-02 09:15:00] Dave: But just think… only a couple weeks and you’ll on be 15 minutes from the office
[2026-09-02 09:15:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-09-02 09:28:00] Sam Willis: This whole day 😭
[2026-09-02 09:28:00] Sam Willis: This whole day 😭
[2026-09-02 09:29:00] Sam Willis: So what do you do to fix it?
[2026-09-02 09:29:00] Sam Willis: So what do you do to fix it?
[2026-09-02 09:29:00] Dave: Gotta take it in
[2026-09-02 09:33:00] Sam Willis: Booo
[2026-09-02 10:36:00] Sam Willis: Great. Samir set a call with me and the rest of Stephen’s old directs for next Tuesday to have a “quick discussion”. Fml
[2026-09-02 10:39:00] Sam Willis: And Brian accidentally put his password into the damn leadership team chat. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ lmao
[2026-09-02 10:44:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-09-02 10:44:00] Dave: Are you working next Tuesday? Shouldn’t be a big deal, probably just info on the reorg/your new boss
[2026-09-02 10:44:00] Dave: Are you working next Tuesday? Shouldn’t be a big deal, probably just info on the reorg/your new boss
[2026-09-02 10:44:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-09-02 10:45:00] Dave: Mr Security
[2026-09-02 10:45:00] Dave: Mr Security
[2026-09-02 10:53:00] Sam Willis: No but I’ll call in
[2026-09-02 12:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-09-02 12:20:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-09-02 12:20:00] Sam Willis: How are you
[2026-09-02 12:20:00] Sam Willis: It’s going. Non stop meetings 🙄
[2026-09-02 12:20:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo freaking CUTE!!! Ugh I miss them
[2026-09-02 12:20:00] Dave: How’s your morning going
[2026-09-02 12:24:00] Dave: Not too bad… just got home and I’m thinking I might take a nap
[2026-09-02 12:25:00] Dave: What kind of meetings? 1x1s, actual meetings?
[2026-09-02 12:26:00] Dave: I scheduled my car to fix the roof, camera, and get new tires. It’s gon cost a fortune 😩
[2026-09-02 12:27:00] Dave: And they can’t get it in until next Wednesday
[2026-09-02 12:27:00] Sam Willis: Both
[2026-09-02 12:27:00] Sam Willis: Both
[2026-09-02 12:27:00] Sam Willis: lol You just said
[2026-09-02 12:27:00] Sam Willis: Boooo
[2026-09-02 12:27:00] Sam Willis: Oh no! When is that happening?
[2026-09-02 12:28:00] Dave: You don’t realize how used to it you get
[2026-09-02 12:28:00] Dave: Driving without that side camera is surprisingly annoying lol
[2026-09-02 12:31:00] Sam Willis: Oh I can only imagine!
[2026-09-02 12:36:00] Dave: In other (great) news, I just noticed my fat boi pants are starting to hang off me 😊😊😊
[2026-09-02 12:37:00] Sam Willis: Yassssss!!! I will wear them! I’m sure they’d fit my fat ass
[2026-09-02 12:37:00] Dave: lol
[2026-09-02 12:38:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵
[2026-09-02 12:38:00] Dave: (And you’re not fat 😜)
[2026-09-02 12:38:00] Dave: There’s something in them that will fit your fat ass 😏😏😏
[2026-09-02 12:38:00] Sam Willis: Hehehehe!!
[2026-09-02 12:39:00] Dave: We’ll see 🤔
[2026-09-02 12:39:00] Dave: Or maybe the other was around
[2026-09-02 12:39:00] Dave: Ok.. I’m going to take a nap
[2026-09-02 12:39:00] Dave: And then masterbate
[2026-09-02 12:40:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-09-02 12:40:00] Sam Willis: Oooooo
[2026-09-02 12:40:00] Dave: God I’m still amazed at how easily you make me instantly horny 😍
[2026-09-02 12:40:00] Sam Willis: Enjoy!!
[2026-09-02 12:40:00] Sam Willis: I love that so much ❤️
[2026-09-02 13:36:00] Dave: Both were great 😊
[2026-09-02 13:39:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵
[2026-09-02 13:39:00] Sam Willis: ❤️❤️❤️
[2026-09-02 15:20:00] Dave: How are the meetings going?
[2026-09-02 15:22:00] Dave: Ha!! I just got in the car to go ship some stuff and the camera is working!!
[2026-09-02 15:39:00] Sam Willis: Yasssss!
[2026-09-02 15:53:00] Sam Willis: I’ll voice message you in a bit
[2026-09-02 16:00:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Hello Driving home had to wait for my car to cool down though I had to stop and gas in God Circle K is really creep me the fuck out they're so sketch So anyway I have a bad headache though, but luckily I have no social obligations this evening or appointments or anything so I can focus on getting a bunch of shit done. Very excited about that. And So anyway, calls were OK meetings are fine. Whatever tomorrow is my last day in the office. I still have to pack up my office and done it, but I think my last meeting gets over like nine tomorrow morning and then. Have the rest of the fucking day it's gonna be so fucking glorious so glorious So anyhow Yeah, that's insane that your Mirror started working again I mean, what the fuck I would still take it in baby. Are you gonna still take it in? So I said Candace, I don't think she gave it to me. I was asking her for address and then I was like and way like where will I be sleeping and I'm sleeping down on this creepy ass basement unfinished creepy ass basement You know how I feel about basements so anyway, we'll see but I'm still grateful when I'm freaked the fuck out Anyway All right, well I just wanted to say hi and I didn't Talk to you later bye
[2026-09-02 16:02:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-09-02 16:03:00] Dave: I’m still taking the car in for the roof and tires. It’s all on the same ticket
[2026-09-02 16:03:00] Dave: An unfinished basement?! 😱😱😱
[2026-09-02 16:04:00] Dave: Oh ok
[2026-09-02 16:04:00] Dave: So you’re DONE in the AZ office??
[2026-09-02 16:04:00] Sam Willis: Not yet done. Still tomorrow
[2026-09-02 16:04:00] Dave: That’s crazy!!
[2026-09-02 16:36:00] Sam Willis: I feel like taking my sleepy gummies and going to bed lol
[2026-09-02 16:36:00] Dave: You’ve been going pretty hard
[2026-09-02 16:36:00] Dave: Maybe you should lol
[2026-09-02 16:37:00] Dave: And get some snacks
[2026-09-02 16:37:00] Dave: Maybe wait till like…. 6 though
[2026-09-02 16:38:00] Dave: Done and done
[2026-09-02 16:38:00] Dave: Well there ya go!
[2026-09-02 16:38:00] Sam Willis: I already have Oreos ❤️❤️
[2026-09-02 16:42:00] Dave: And today was is early day at 0545
[2026-09-02 16:42:00] Dave: I gotta take Greyson to ANOTHER GD BAND THING
[2026-09-02 16:43:00] Dave: And they have a performance tonight… like seriously… wtf
[2026-09-02 16:50:00] Sam Willis: Ugh wtf
[2026-09-02 17:22:00] Sam Willis: I so hate having to be outside with the dogs in this heat but I tell myself it’s just 20-30 min then I can be done 🙏🙏
[2026-09-02 17:35:00] Dave: You can do it!!
[2026-09-02 19:14:00] Sam Willis: I just got Freddy’s for dinner and I’M SO EXCITED!!
[2026-09-02 19:15:00] Dave: What’s you get??
[2026-09-02 19:15:00] Sam Willis: Just normal cheeseburger and fries
[2026-09-02 19:15:00] Dave: I made nachos
[2026-09-02 19:15:00] Dave: Much better than the quesadillas
[2026-09-02 19:15:00] Sam Willis: Yummmm
[2026-09-02 19:25:00] Dave: Man I haven’t had Freddy’s in aaaages
[2026-09-02 19:29:00] Sam Willis: Tis soooo good. The skinny crispy fries. Omg the best
[2026-09-02 19:30:00] Dave: I always want to just like SHOVEL those into my mouth lol
[2026-09-02 19:31:00] Sam Willis: Yupppp
[2026-09-02 20:19:00] Dave: Bruh… I got a slight sunburn on my back last weekend and it itches sooooo badly 😫
[2026-09-02 20:23:00] Sam Willis: Awww
[2026-09-02 20:23:00] Sam Willis: Get you some aloe!
[2026-09-02 20:25:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-09-02 20:25:00] Dave: Meh… I’ll just scratch it raw against the corners of the walls
[2026-09-02 20:25:00] Sam Willis: Have someone scratch it for you!! Weirdo!
[2026-09-02 20:26:00] Dave: No it’s way better doing it myself
[2026-09-02 20:26:00] Dave: Like a bear on a tree
[2026-09-02 20:28:00] Sam Willis: Lawd
[2026-09-02 21:19:00] Dave: Take those gummies?
[2026-09-02 21:19:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-09-02 21:22:00] Sam Willis: Not yet! But I should. I have been packing and I just set up mail forwarding to Candace’s place
[2026-09-02 21:22:00] Sam Willis: Got my inspection set up. Christian’s flight home booked. Lots of other shit
[2026-09-02 21:23:00] Dave: Very nice!
[2026-09-02 21:24:00] Dave: How long is Christian staying?
[2026-09-02 21:24:00] Dave: I’ve been getting caught up on printing lol
[2026-09-02 21:24:00] Dave: Always post processing to do
[2026-09-02 21:25:00] Sam Willis: Until early Sunday morning
[2026-09-02 21:25:00] Dave: And you’re leaving Wednesday?
[2026-09-02 21:25:00] Dave: Are you folks coming out too?
[2026-09-02 21:25:00] Sam Willis: Until early Sunday morning
[2026-09-02 21:25:00] Sam Willis: I’ll probably stay with him this Sunday and Monday night, too. Maybe. My house will be completely packed up though so 🤷♀️ I haven’t asked him yet though lol
[2026-09-02 21:26:00] Sam Willis: Yes leave Wednesday. Parents fly in to Phoenix Tuesday. They likely will not stay the night in Indy. Just go home Thursday after we get there
[2026-09-02 21:43:00] Sam Willis: Finally talking to someone about the damn closet doors again
[2026-09-02 21:44:00] Dave: Hahahaha
[2026-09-02 21:45:00] Dave: 🤞🤞🤞
[2026-09-02 21:49:00] Sam Willis: Shoot. I just remembered that I’m getting bloodwork done tomorrow morning so I shouldn’t take gummies right?
[2026-09-02 21:52:00] Dave: Eh… what are they gonna do if you test positive lol
[2026-09-02 21:52:00] Dave: What’s it for? Just like regular annual?
[2026-09-02 21:52:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-09-02 21:53:00] Sam Willis: It isn’t?!?
[2026-09-02 21:53:00] Sam Willis: 🤷♀️ I dunno but now I’m not gonna do it lol but TOMORROW night, IT’S ON! 😂
[2026-09-02 21:53:00] Dave: No, it urine
[2026-09-02 21:53:00] Dave: Oh wait. That’s not even blood lol
[2026-09-02 21:54:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-09-02 21:54:00] Sam Willis: Okkkk so it’s probably fine
[2026-09-02 21:55:00] Dave: It’s 100% fine
[2026-09-02 21:56:00] Sam Willis: Well I know but what if it messes with my other blood results! Lol
[2026-09-02 21:56:00] Dave: It’s freaking legal lmao
[2026-09-02 21:56:00] Dave: It’s like having a drink
[2026-09-02 21:56:00] Dave: It won’t
[2026-09-02 21:57:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-09-02 21:58:00] Dave: Are you going to get me any gummies or just steal my money and run off??
[2026-09-02 21:58:00] Dave: lol
[2026-09-02 21:58:00] Sam Willis: I’m totally just stealing your money
[2026-09-02 21:58:00] Dave: Just take the damn gummies
[2026-09-02 21:58:00] Dave: …which is also just part of the muling game lololol
[2026-09-02 22:00:00] Dave: I know, I’m just breaking your balls
[2026-09-02 22:00:00] Sam Willis: Yes dear, I haven’t forgotten. I will in the next couple days
[2026-09-02 22:00:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-09-02 22:01:00] Sam Willis: Uh huh
[2026-09-02 22:02:00] Dave: Is it on you GTD??
[2026-09-02 22:02:00] Sam Willis: Y E S
[2026-09-02 22:03:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-09-02 22:03:00] Sam Willis: Where is YOUR GTD
[2026-09-02 22:03:00] Dave: Nice
[2026-09-02 22:03:00] Dave: Good job baby
[2026-09-02 22:04:00] Dave: I hope you get stoned and sleep great!!
[2026-09-02 22:04:00] Sam Willis: Good night love!
[2026-09-02 22:04:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-09-02 22:04:00] Dave: I’m going to bed seetiepie
[2026-09-02 22:05:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-09-02 22:05:00] Sam Willis: I love you too.
[2026-09-02 22:05:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams
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DAY OVERVIEW A busy workday filled with frustrations and office challenges, but they found moments of humor and intimacy to lighten the mood. The highlight was the excitement over Sam's last day at the office and the anticipation of her upcoming move. Their playful banter and shared laughter added a warm, intimate touch to the day.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Car Troubles - Dave's car camera stopped working, causing a hassle during his commute. He’s considering taking it in for repairs, along with the roof and new tires. - Emotional register: Annoyed, resigned - Notable quotes: "That was like a huge hassle," "Gotta take it in."
- Work Projects and Meetings
- Dave mentions a new work project involving new products and a chatbot. Sam complains about a long day of meetings, both 1x1s and actual meetings.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, tired
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Notable quotes: "I got a new work project to look at today," "Sooooo freaking CUTE!!! Ugh I miss them."
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Final Day at the Office
- Sam is looking forward to her last day at the Arizona office, packed with meetings but ending early, allowing her to enjoy the rest of the day.
- Emotional register: Excited, relieved
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Notable quotes: "Tomorrow is my last day in the office," "So fucking glorious."
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Health and Wellness
- Dave talks about a slight sunburn itching and the need for aloe. Sam discusses getting bloodwork done and debating whether to take sleepy gummies the night before.
- Emotional register: Concerned, playful
- Notable quotes: "Get you some aloe!" "It’s 100% fine."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave expresses a strong sexual urge, mentioning his intention to masterbate. He jokes about feeling horny, and they tease each other playfully. - Initiated/escalated by: Dave - Specific language: "God I’m still amazed at how easily you make me instantly horny." - Physical sensations: Itching from a sunburn. - Toys/scenarios:
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave leads with playful teasing, while Sam follows with a mix of frustration and excitement about work. There is mutual support and understanding, with expressions of love and longing. - Power-dynamic moments: Dave's playful teasing and Sam’s playful responses. Dave’s clear initiation of sexual topics. - Other relationships: Mention of Christians’ visit and Sam’s parents’ plans, showing a supportive dynamic with family.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Gotta take it in" — Dave, about his car troubles. - "So fucking glorious" — Sam, about her last day at the office. - "God I’m still amazed at how easily you make me instantly horny" — Dave, expressing his attraction. - "Get you some aloe!" — Sam, advising on sunburn care.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved: The car repair needs to be scheduled and completed. - Plans: Sam’s last day in the office, Christian’s visit, and moving preparations. - Emotional threads: Sam’s excitement and relief about leaving Arizona, Dave’s support. - Running jokes: Playful banter about car troubles and work frustrations.
MOOD MAP Annoyed → Tired and frustrated → Playful and teasing → Excited and relieved
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
163
24.7 more; previous daily average 138.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
22
0.3 more; previous daily average 21.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 90 · 55% | 73 · 45% |
| Average reply time | 6m 44s (n=38) | 3m 46s (n=39) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 6m 44s (n=38). 254% longer; pooled historical mean 1m 54s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 248 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 46s (n=39). 25% shorter; pooled historical mean 5m 2s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 241 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 25.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 75.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 16 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 7m 9s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 95.1%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 254% longer; pooled historical mean 1m 54s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 248 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 163 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Humor (23), Status update (17), Checking in (12), Excitement (6), Frustration (6)
- Sam Willis: Status update (19), Affection (11), Humor (10), Frustration (9), Emotional support (6)
Tension and positive follow-ups
7 of 13 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (54%).
6 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 43s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 13 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm just now getting to work because I didn't go right to sleep again actually I don't think I was up too much longer after I texted you in the second time But I did not want to get up…
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
That I fucking hate mornings
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you know….
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
So what do you do to fix it?
- Context · · Dave
Gotta take it in
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Booo
- Context · · Sam Willis
Great. Samir set a call with me and the rest of Stephen’s old directs for next Tuesday to have a “quick discussion”. Fml
- Context · · Sam Willis
And Brian accidentally put his password into the damn leadership team chat. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ lmao
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Gotta take it in
- Context · · Sam Willis
Booo
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Great. Samir set a call with me and the rest of Stephen’s old directs for next Tuesday to have a “quick discussion”. Fml
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
And Brian accidentally put his password into the damn leadership team chat. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ lmao
- Context · · Dave
LMAO This message responded to an earlier message.
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
144 of 163 messages (88.3%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 76 / 90 | 84.4% |
| Sam Willis | 68 / 73 | 93.2% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.82 |
| Appreciation | 0.77 |
| Boundary setting | 0.60 |
| Checking in | 0.68 |
| Disagreement | 0.50 |
| Emotional support | 0.77 |
| Encouragement | 0.74 |
| Excitement | 0.78 |
| Flirting | 0.75 |
| Frustration | 0.66 |
| Humor | 0.75 |
| Planning | 0.67 |
| Request | 0.66 |
| Sexting | 0.78 |
| Status update | 0.65 |
| Vulnerability | 0.66 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 13:51:21
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm just now getting to work because I didn't go right to sleep again actually I don't think I was up too much longer after I texted you in the second time But I did not want to get up…
- Context · · Sam Willis
That I fucking hate mornings
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you know….
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
How are you
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s going. Non stop meetings 🙄
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Sooooo freaking CUTE!!! Ugh I miss them
- Context · · Dave
How’s your morning going
- Context · · Dave
Not too bad… just got home and I’m thinking I might take a nap
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh I can only imagine!
- Context · · Dave
In other (great) news, I just noticed my fat boi pants are starting to hang off me 😊😊😊
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yassssss!!! I will wear them! I’m sure they’d fit my fat ass
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
🥵🥵
Appreciation
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not yet! But I should. I have been packing and I just set up mail forwarding to Candace’s place
- Context · · Sam Willis
Got my inspection set up. Christian’s flight home booked. Lots of other shit
- Detected signal · · Dave
Very nice!
- Context · · Dave
How long is Christian staying?
- Context · · Dave
I’ve been getting caught up on printing lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
🙄
- Context · · Sam Willis
Where is YOUR GTD
- Detected signal · · Dave
Nice
- Context · · Dave
Good job baby
- Context · · Dave
I hope you get stoned and sleep great!!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Where is YOUR GTD
- Context · · Dave
Nice
- Detected signal · · Dave
Good job baby
- Context · · Dave
I hope you get stoned and sleep great!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Good night love!
Boundary setting
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m totally just stealing your money
- Detected signal · · Dave
Just take the damn gummies
- Context · · Dave
…which is also just part of the muling game lololol
- Context · · Dave
I know, I’m just breaking your balls
Checking in
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm just now getting to work because I didn't go right to sleep again actually I don't think I was up too much longer after I texted you in the second time But I did not want to get up…
- Context · · Sam Willis
That I fucking hate mornings
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you know….
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
And Brian accidentally put his password into the damn leadership team chat. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ lmao
- Context · · Dave
LMAO This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Are you working next Tuesday? Shouldn’t be a big deal, probably just info on the reorg/your new boss This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Are you working next Tuesday? Shouldn’t be a big deal, probably just info on the reorg/your new boss
- Context · · Dave
LMAO
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
LMAO This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Are you working next Tuesday? Shouldn’t be a big deal, probably just info on the reorg/your new boss This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Are you working next Tuesday? Shouldn’t be a big deal, probably just info on the reorg/your new boss
- Context · · Dave
LMAO
- Context · · Dave
Mr Security
Emotional support
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score 0.82 · confidence 0.7054999999999999
- Context · · Dave
But just think… only a couple weeks and you’ll on be 15 minutes from the office
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
This whole day 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
This whole day 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
So what do you do to fix it? This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.82 · confidence 0.7054999999999999
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
This whole day 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
This whole day 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
So what do you do to fix it? This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
So what do you do to fix it?
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooooo
- Context · · Dave
God I’m still amazed at how easily you make me instantly horny 😍
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Enjoy!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love that so much ❤️
- Context · · Dave
Both were great 😊
Encouragement
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score 0.78 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
The camera
- Context · · Dave
That was quite the belabored “good morning” 🤣
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hope you have some great calls this morning!!
- Context · · Dave
But just think… only a couple weeks and you’ll on be 15 minutes from the office
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
score 0.75 · confidence 0.6545
- Context · · Dave
That was quite the belabored “good morning” 🤣
- Context · · Dave
Hope you have some great calls this morning!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
But just think… only a couple weeks and you’ll on be 15 minutes from the office
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
This whole day 😭 This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
And Brian accidentally put his password into the damn leadership team chat. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ lmao
- Context · · Dave
LMAO This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Are you working next Tuesday? Shouldn’t be a big deal, probably just info on the reorg/your new boss This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Are you working next Tuesday? Shouldn’t be a big deal, probably just info on the reorg/your new boss
- Context · · Dave
LMAO
Excitement
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
How are you
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s going. Non stop meetings 🙄
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Sooooo freaking CUTE!!! Ugh I miss them
- Context · · Dave
How’s your morning going
- Context · · Dave
Not too bad… just got home and I’m thinking I might take a nap
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
And then masterbate
- Context · · Sam Willis
❤️
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oooooo
- Context · · Dave
God I’m still amazed at how easily you make me instantly horny 😍
- Context · · Sam Willis
Enjoy!!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.985
- Context · · Sam Willis
❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooooo
- Detected signal · · Dave
God I’m still amazed at how easily you make me instantly horny 😍
- Context · · Sam Willis
Enjoy!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love that so much ❤️
Flirting
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score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
🥵🥵
- Context · · Dave
(And you’re not fat 😜)
- Detected signal · · Dave
There’s something in them that will fit your fat ass 😏😏😏
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehehehe!!
- Context · · Dave
We’ll see 🤔
score 0.90 · confidence 0.996
- Context · · Sam Willis
❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooooo
- Detected signal · · Dave
God I’m still amazed at how easily you make me instantly horny 😍
- Context · · Sam Willis
Enjoy!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love that so much ❤️
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love that so much ❤️
- Context · · Dave
Both were great 😊
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
🥵🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
❤️❤️❤️
- Context · · Dave
How are the meetings going?
Frustration
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score 0.85 · confidence 0.7394999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm just now getting to work because I didn't go right to sleep again actually I don't think I was up too much longer after I texted you in the second time But I did not want to get up…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
That I fucking hate mornings
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you know….
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
score 0.70 · confidence 0.5780000000000001
- Context · · Sam Willis
So what do you do to fix it?
- Context · · Dave
Gotta take it in
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Booo
- Context · · Sam Willis
Great. Samir set a call with me and the rest of Stephen’s old directs for next Tuesday to have a “quick discussion”. Fml
- Context · · Sam Willis
And Brian accidentally put his password into the damn leadership team chat. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ lmao
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Gotta take it in
- Context · · Sam Willis
Booo
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Great. Samir set a call with me and the rest of Stephen’s old directs for next Tuesday to have a “quick discussion”. Fml
- Context · · Sam Willis
And Brian accidentally put his password into the damn leadership team chat. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ lmao
- Context · · Dave
LMAO This message responded to an earlier message.
Humor
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score 0.89 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
No, it’s still out 😒
- Context · · Dave
The camera
- Detected signal · · Dave
That was quite the belabored “good morning” 🤣
- Context · · Dave
Hope you have some great calls this morning!!
- Context · · Dave
But just think… only a couple weeks and you’ll on be 15 minutes from the office
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
Booo
- Context · · Sam Willis
Great. Samir set a call with me and the rest of Stephen’s old directs for next Tuesday to have a “quick discussion”. Fml
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
And Brian accidentally put his password into the damn leadership team chat. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ lmao
- Context · · Dave
LMAO This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Are you working next Tuesday? Shouldn’t be a big deal, probably just info on the reorg/your new boss This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
Great. Samir set a call with me and the rest of Stephen’s old directs for next Tuesday to have a “quick discussion”. Fml
- Context · · Sam Willis
And Brian accidentally put his password into the damn leadership team chat. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ lmao
- Detected signal · · Dave
LMAO This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Are you working next Tuesday? Shouldn’t be a big deal, probably just info on the reorg/your new boss This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Are you working next Tuesday? Shouldn’t be a big deal, probably just info on the reorg/your new boss
Planning
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Always post processing to do
- Context · · Sam Willis
Until early Sunday morning This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
And you’re leaving Wednesday?
- Context · · Dave
Are you folks coming out too?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Until early Sunday morning
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Until early Sunday morning This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
And you’re leaving Wednesday?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Are you folks coming out too?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Until early Sunday morning
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ll probably stay with him this Sunday and Monday night, too. Maybe. My house will be completely packed up though so 🤷♀️ I haven’t asked him yet though lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Are you folks coming out too?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Until early Sunday morning
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’ll probably stay with him this Sunday and Monday night, too. Maybe. My house will be completely packed up though so 🤷♀️ I haven’t asked him yet though lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes leave Wednesday. Parents fly in to Phoenix Tuesday. They likely will not stay the night in Indy. Just go home Thursday after we get there
- Context · · Sam Willis
Finally talking to someone about the damn closet doors again
Request
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Ha!! I just got in the car to go ship some stuff and the camera is working!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yasssss!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’ll voice message you in a bit
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Hello Driving home had to wait for my car to cool down though I had to stop and gas in God Circle K is really creep me the fuck out they're so sketch So anyway I have a bad headache though, but luckily I have no social oblig…
- Context · · Dave
Omg
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
It won’t
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
Are you going to get me any gummies or just steal my money and run off??
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m totally just stealing your money
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Uh huh
- Detected signal · · Dave
Is it on you GTD??
- Context · · Sam Willis
Y E S
- Context · · Sam Willis
🙄
Sexting
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score 0.75 · confidence 0.75
- Context · · Sam Willis
🥵🥵
- Context · · Dave
(And you’re not fat 😜)
- Detected signal · · Dave
There’s something in them that will fit your fat ass 😏😏😏
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehehehe!!
- Context · · Dave
We’ll see 🤔
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
Or maybe the other was around
- Context · · Dave
Ok.. I’m going to take a nap
- Detected signal · · Dave
And then masterbate
- Context · · Sam Willis
❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooooo
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Sam Willis
❤️
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oooooo
- Detected signal · · Dave
God I’m still amazed at how easily you make me instantly horny 😍
- Context · · Sam Willis
Enjoy!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love that so much ❤️
Status update
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm just now getting to work because I didn't go right to sleep again actually I don't think I was up too much longer after I texted you in the second time But I did not want to get up…
- Context · · Sam Willis
That I fucking hate mornings
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you know….
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm just now getting to work because I didn't go right to sleep again actually I don't think I was up too much longer after I texted you in the second time But I did not want to get up…
- Context · · Sam Willis
That I fucking hate mornings
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Did you know….
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I am in the car and I'm just like already just annoyed. The fact that my entire car ride is gonna be on fucking meetings. It's just so fucking annoying anyway but good morning. My first call starts at five fucki…
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you know….
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I am in the car and I'm just like already just annoyed. The fact that my entire car ride is gonna be on fucking meetings. It's just so fucking annoying anyway but good morning. My first call starts at five fucki…
- Context · · Dave
No, it’s still out 😒
- Context · · Dave
The camera
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Vulnerability
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Boooo
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh no! When is that happening?
- Detected signal · · Dave
You don’t realize how used to it you get
- Context · · Dave
Driving without that side camera is surprisingly annoying lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh I can only imagine!
score 0.68 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yassssss!!! I will wear them! I’m sure they’d fit my fat ass
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
🥵🥵
- Context · · Dave
(And you’re not fat 😜)
- Context · · Dave
There’s something in them that will fit your fat ass 😏😏😏
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not yet done. Still tomorrow
- Context · · Dave
That’s crazy!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I feel like taking my sleepy gummies and going to bed lol
- Context · · Dave
You’ve been going pretty hard
- Context · · Dave
Maybe you should lol