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[2026-08-13 07:56:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it was not a good morning. Oh my God fucking in school traffic is such a bitch. It's like seriously traffic was quadruple everywhere. Somehow I don't know, but I just wanted to kill myself all the way to work. It took me so much longer and it's such a pain in the ass Just cause people are back and kids are back in school. What the fuck I don't understand why it fucks everything up. And it's been staggered like it's not like all schools went back today So I don't know, but I'm here now Looking forward to another wonderful day as Schwab Yeah It's funny how My jerk off adapters like go from 0 to 100 overnight because I had like it was like zero to ship out yesterday actually one maybe two yesterday but this morning I had nine packages out so I can only fit for my actual mailbox so I gotta mail store and drop off the rest on the way home It was kind of sucks cause they don't go out to the next day, but that's whatever Yeah, I hope you slept well. I didn't sleep great myself my God like tossed and turned for a couple hours. So we'll see how that pans out throughout the day Sure, I'll be dead later Yeah, so I hope you have a great Morning getting up and going into the office as your everyone's favorite thing to do I know I just realized I have two There's like Make the screen in my car has little buttons on the model of the car that like this one to open the front and want to open the charging port, but there's two to open the back Hatch and I don't understand why there's two there I want to check that out later AnyWho, I hope you don't have too many meetings today And I can't wait to talk to you later But right now, my stomach is growling again, so it looks like I'm getting breakfast again Yeah, that's the thing about working out at night. I have a shake. Have a shake Directly post workout But I guess just To work out itself gets my metabolism up and up and moving or something so I'm fucking starving. Come morning time. But we'll see we'll see how it goes all right baby doll I will talk to you soon. I hope you have a great morning and a great day and don't have any meetings. And I can't wait to hear from you
[2026-08-13 09:32:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning Oh, I meant to check how my sleep was last night Oh, I remember I was up every two hours with Levi because he must be having stomach problems. Oh crap remind him to give him a probiotic and I forgot so I have to do that tonight but yeah he's definitely got something going on with the stomach cause it was almost every two hours to the dot that he was like I gotta go. I'm racing downstairs so anyway But other than that, I feel like I slept pretty fine but when you wake up in the morning and you like it going to ever like yawn scream, cause that's me like I'm yawning and I'm stretching a little and then I just wanna freaking scream because I do not wanna be awake It's kind of good to do it, but still not as good as just going back to bed Anyway Today's team lunch day, which I'm sure you're not going, but I'm going cause it'll be my last team lunch so we're gonna go to Cheba hut, which is a Sub store all centered around we puns and it's really hilarious like everything has something to do with weed so anyway it's fine. I haven't been there in freaking forever and they don't have one in Indiana so like you know, I need to go. Then I'm excited to come home this afternoon I swear one of these days I'm gonna start packing, but I went to Costco last night and I bought five Big size containers, which are only eight dollars each and they're so freaking sturdy way better than packing bullshit in boxes so I mean I'm not gonna pack everything in these things, but I definitely wanna pack like cleaning supplies Just I don't know so I am. I was very pleased to have these so yeah. Anyway Let's see What else? What are you gonna do about your glass your windshield on your car? Yeah What else? I don't know, man that's crazy that you have like nine orders or something crazy to get out dang like all from like a day that's crazy but awesome So the bear cat Demolition of the house last night first off we know from our police body camp videos like I walked. Do they fucking ram a car or a car a house they had not only a cup but they have like the claw machine fuck out there. I don't know if that's still called a bearcat. I'm probably not maybe it's called a bear claw. Anyway So were they fucking wrecked that house and just knowing where that house is in the valley guaranteed that's a rental like guaranteed so I would be motherfucking pissed but what's crazy is it was this woman's dad So this woman has a protective order against her dad and saw her dad on surveillance video coming and I am assuming she got out but then the dad's in the house and fucking barricade himself longshore he ended up killing it. He ended up being killed. They exchange a lot of gunfire and they sent drones in and he was dead. He's like 59 or something I mean so the daughter is probably like my age or a little bit younger so I don't know what the story is there. But anyway, that you know about The murder that happened here in Little places that we went to eat or place I guess no places cause we got pizza and brunch in the nice literal park. There's a murder of the husband and wife/mom and dad and the son has fled the country. The son is a suspected murderer so then they were speculation yesterday that The dude who barricaded himself inside that house was the sun, but now they're completely unrelated But like I gotta get out of here that there's not crime everywhere but like shit's getting too crazy over on this side of town that's just like two instances of like tons that go on fucking all the time So yeah anyway I just looked at my rearview mirror and there's this woman talking. You could tell she's like talking like through Bluetooth and she is just speculating very much. She looks very displeased so. Yeah, that's kind of funny anyway The kid with a what did the mom say severe acne that was missing yesterday was sound to the kid that goes to high school and the thing is that she posted that and called the police like literally within two hours of school ending and so like she was not fucking around, so I bet she was pissed when he came home guaranteed the dumb fucking he's a freshman in high school He just after school went and hung out with some brought me off of TikTok and you know didn't tell anybody and you couldn't get a hold of them couldn't find him. Oh God I bet they were fucking livid. I just can't believe she called the police. I can't believe that the police even like I'm sure the police were like you know you gotta give a time like we'll just end the fucking hour ago but I mean yes I would be worried as well. Put an AirTag on him I mean, what did our parents do? They had no idea where we were. I don't know. It just seems unfathomable to me like if I could not be my parents and not fucking know but then I think about like God there were so much times her mom and dad left us home alone. While they went out with friends or were working or even like they would go out of town once I got older we didn't have fucking ways of contacting them like yes they were cell phones at some point in there, but I was getting near you know I was like probably fucking high school early high school and I got my first phone and they certainly were smart phones so it's like how do we do this? Anyway, I'm rambling eight minutes 8 inches of randomness so I shall let you go bye
[2026-08-13 09:35:00] Dave: Ugh, I still have to call my insurance about the roof
[2026-08-13 09:35:00] Dave: Yes! Sometimes I yawn scream haha
[2026-08-13 09:35:00] Dave: And 💯 containers are better than shit cardboard boxes
[2026-08-13 09:36:00] Dave: Oh ofc it’s a rental lol
[2026-08-13 09:36:00] Dave: It’s always renters
[2026-08-13 09:36:00] Dave: lol… bear claw
[2026-08-13 09:37:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, the other thing I'm more just like processing out loud but this is something I have to figure out but And I did this when I moved here, but it's just a lot of like thinking but The semi trailer is leaving my house on Tuesday. This is the week. I'm moving leaving my house on Tuesday and heading towards Indiana pretty much that will have all of my stuff in it. However, the trailer will not be delivered to my new house until the following Tuesday, it might be early, but that's their guaranteed date so that means. Let's just say I get to the new house on the prior Thursday. I'm gonna have 1234 basically five days. Without any of my stuff so what we did last time was there was like you obviously packed like some clothes that we just brought with us like in our car it's like I'll have to pack some clothes to last for you know let's just stay a week but then like There's definitely stuff I need to have like oh I don't know a bed trashcan toilet paper you know like Basic stuff to last me for a week at least so what we did last time was we had the day that we got there Amazon we already had deliver a new TV a new bed And this might've been the big thing but then we went to Costco that night and spent like $1000 getting like TV stand like a bunch of other stuff so I guess I'm saying that I'm gonna be spending a lot of money getting new stuff which is fine cause I have four fucking bedrooms to fill, but I also won't have a couch Like I know this was the case last time too. I just don't really remember it being that long without my shit anyway all that to say I'm trying to like work out what all I need to order and when so I can have it and I don't wanna order a bed off of Amazon again I wanna like go to furniture store and get like you know a nice set. So that's like a thing and then I want to get I need to get a whole new couch because I'm gonna have two living room rooms again so I'm gonna take the my current living room couch put that upstairs in the new house I'm getting rid of the couch that's in the big room that nobody sits in and then I'm gonna get a new couch But you don't know what I'm saying. It's just like a lot of logistics so I gotta figure this out and then what really is the hard part is that The dogs it's very hard to move stuff in and out when there are dogs at our spazzes what we didn't moved here is Joe immediately like before we even moved we had contacted a daycare here and like filled out all the paperwork introduced ourselves and like as soon as Joe got in town and he dropped them off at the daycare and they boarded there for like Three days or something while we kind of got like a little bit more settled, but I don't wanna do that to my babes, but like that is probably the best thing to do. I don't know. I'm more talking out loud to process the fact that I need to start making some fucking list cause that's like another thing to think about. I gotta pack a litter box and cat food and dog food and OK
[2026-08-13 09:45:00] Dave: Yeah you need to be taking notes lol
[2026-08-13 09:46:00] Dave: Too bad you never adopted Getting Things Done because that would make this all so easy
[2026-08-13 09:46:00] Dave: But yeah, that’s a lot of stuff to keep up with
[2026-08-13 09:47:00] Dave: I’m just saying bro…
[2026-08-13 09:47:00] Sam Willis: Bitch I know how to get shit done. 😤
[2026-08-13 09:48:00] Sam Willis: How is that?
[2026-08-13 09:48:00] Dave: Because if you followed the program, you’d already have everything listed, planned, and off your mind
[2026-08-13 09:48:00] Sam Willis: How could moving and all the logistics that come with it not be a thing?
[2026-08-13 09:48:00] Dave: Because of the way it is
[2026-08-13 09:48:00] Dave: It could not even be a thing
[2026-08-13 09:49:00] Dave: 😒
[2026-08-13 09:49:00] Dave: Don’t you 😒 me
[2026-08-13 09:53:00] Dave: Remind me the dates you’re moving again
[2026-08-13 09:54:00] Dave: Is your dad coming to AZ?
[2026-08-13 09:57:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'm leaving here probably 5 AM Wednesday the ninth mom and dad are flying in Tuesday the eighth and I don't know if I told you but Christian's coming as well so it'll be two people in my car and then two people and whatever I'm able to rent to drive all the dogs. I'll probably keep the cats in my car and then the dogs in this rental van. So then we'll be able to take those and then probably get there at some point midday Thursday and then Christian will probably fly. I don't know when mom and dad will leave. We'll probably head back to Effingham. What day are we in? They'll be that night probably hopefully they can like help me set up the TV in a bed and stuff like that, but and then Christian will probably stay until like Saturday and then just take his flight back to Arizona. But he offered to come, and I was like I will not turn down the hill, so the dogs listen to him and it would honestly make me feel a lot better to have a strong handler for four dogs versus my mom who has terrible hip in me and my dad is like it's fine. They don't need to be on a leash so yeah. Anyway, so they come in the eighth the ninth hopefully I'm there at some point midday the 10th and then I'm gonna work from home the whole next week And takeoff obviously I'll have to take off Wednesday Thursday Friday the week before even though No fucking vacation days. I hope Samir doesn't like reach out because I think your leader starts getting notifications once you go negative enough so I'm like negative 10 or 14 hours or something
[2026-08-13 10:02:00] Dave: No, you didn’t tell me Christian was going. That’s good, it’ll be good to have the help for sure.
[2026-08-13 10:03:00] Sam Willis: Plus with 4 or even 3 of us taking turns driving, hopefully we can push through and drive straight through
[2026-08-13 10:03:00] Sam Willis: Mom really doesn’t want to drive though
[2026-08-13 10:04:00] Dave: I’m sure the 3 of you can handle it
[2026-08-13 10:27:00] Sam Willis: Zander already left Kansas City 🤦‍♀️
[2026-08-13 10:28:00] Dave: That didn’t take long. Good for him though - trying out different things. Now is the time to do it
[2026-08-13 10:29:00] Sam Willis: He said he was in “a bad spot” in KC and had to get out of there. So he drove 10 more hrs to Michigan and is now at his grandmas. He said the room he rented for a month in KC was in the total ghetto, cockroaches everywhere, a huge hole in his door, cum stains all over the bed, disgusting
[2026-08-13 10:29:00] Sam Willis: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
[2026-08-13 10:32:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-13 14:53:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: It is extremely strange. I had to literally scroll down on my phone to find our text message because we haven't texted in like 4 1/2 hours so what the hell bro Oh, I just got out of having lunch with everybody. We had to sit outside cause this place is fucking packed and then I felt so bad because Dennis and Justin had to get there. They ended up having to get their sandwiches to go because it was taking so fucking long. This place is so busy, but it was so good. My sub was delicious. I like some honey Sriracha on it. Oh my God it was like a BLT but way better than a BLT. Avocado, the honey Sriracha and some house sauce oh my god so good AnyWho, so I'm sweating my ass off and I have a call in seven minutes and I'm heading home And I wanna be done with work, but I got too much shit to do, but at least I'll be home. Yay.
[2026-08-13 14:55:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Also, I just learned a bit ago that the appraisal on my house is happening on Tuesday and my realtor is like a little bit worried that it might not appraise for the 515 I wasn't worried but now I'm kind of worried, but what's even more worrisome is that the appraiser blocked a four hour time block for the appraisal which is maybe like just normal just to have like a block but like How deep is this guy going like it's not an inspector like what are we doing here? I'm fucking confused.
[2026-08-13 15:06:00] Sam Willis: Oh I forgot to tell you that JB told me about his testicles today
[2026-08-13 15:10:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So first of all what I think is extremely strange is why you're talking to JB about his testicles Do we need to check in or talk about anything you and me? I know you're probably just threw up which I hope not because that sandwich you ate sounded pretty good and now I'm hungry Yeah, so I've been wondering why you haven't been texting me and instead we've been using fucking teams at work which is weird. We talked on it a lot yesterday too, but Yeah, I'm glad you had a good sandwich and stuff and that appraising thing is also weird. It's maybe it's just a four hour time block. I can't imagine it would take him that long to appraise the house like I don't like. Do they even come in for that like I don't know. I'm really mad again because We just got off our team call and Eric reminded everybody that the current survey is coming or is here or is out or whatever and got an email about it And he said to make sure we're looking at things realistically, and not because we had a bad day because Nigel asked What is going on with Eric's team because his score was so low And I've been pretty vocal about my scoring of the client survey since since it was brought up a month ago or so or whenever it was so I said he knows Fucking bullshit like I was hoping for some like actual self reflection not some tell this guy down here to fix you know his team because it's not his fault it's not Eric it's Nigel plus it's like bro. What the fuck why am I even gonna I'm gonna go back to not fucking doing them because this is what happens like. It's just so fucking duh Just the attitude in the way, I don't know to deafness of it all. It's just annoying.
[2026-08-13 15:26:00] Dave: What is it
[2026-08-13 15:26:00] Dave: Is this your last one?
[2026-08-13 15:26:00] Sam Willis: One more after this
[2026-08-13 15:26:00] Sam Willis: I hate calls that repeat the same shit week after week
[2026-08-13 15:26:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-08-13 15:26:00] Sam Willis: I want to be done with these calls
[2026-08-13 15:27:00] Sam Willis: Planning for insider risk awareness month
[2026-08-13 15:45:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Bro, I can't imagine Nigel calling out Eric's team specifically that's insane. Do you know how many direct reports Nigel has and how many direct reports they have like? And then they have like he is Erik's one to three layers removed from Nigel. Why would Nigel be drilling down that hard? That seems fucking ridiculous if I'm being completely honest Like no also how many people even report to Eric because if he doesn't have four people he's not even getting his granular results anyway and I don't even think he has four people so I don't know what the fuck he's talking about if I'm being completely honest, maybe things are changed who knows maybe Nigel actually gives a shit But I don't know the whole thing stupid I don't think I've seen anything coming out about the survey so and it's every it's only twice a year now so I feel like we fairly reason I did I don't know I'm so tired. I just got home. No, Josh decided to tell me about his testicles because I asked how his daughter was doing cause she just had her kid last week so Josh has a grandbaby now so I said how's your daughter doing? He proceeded to tell me that she got tore herself in three places that was also TMI how she's been having a very rough. Time blah blah blah then he decided that he proceeded to tell me about how like you know he only had his one kid because he actually has his testicles permanently stitched together Because when he was in the military, he was on some operation and he ended up getting hurt and like not only on his wrist, but something came through his hip and down into his dick. I don't know. I'm like slices testicles, bro I don't know. They proceeded to tell me that his daughter was such a strong swimmer, so then he alluded to his sperm
[2026-08-13 15:55:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I am not even sure what to say So torn, vagina, torn balls, and his swimmers Man That is pretty unfortunate But thanks for the laugh God I don't know about the survey thing Maybe it's because Eric's team is always so good Like score wise, I don't know and He's got I don't know who he had at the last last time we did them was being Henry for sure But did the granular results only go to you like the director if you have 4+ or can people up the chain still see it I don't know. I don't know. The whole thing sounds sus to me too, but you don't usually lie about stuff or makes things up so I don't know.
[2026-08-13 16:48:00] Sam Willis: Yes. Already took the dogs out to the stupid pool. I’m so hot and tired😔
[2026-08-13 16:48:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to
[2026-08-13 16:48:00] Dave: Are you done with meetings yet?
[2026-08-13 16:50:00] Dave: Watching YouTube at my desk. Bored.
[2026-08-13 16:51:00] Sam Willis: Why not in a comfy place like bed or the couch lol
[2026-08-13 16:52:00] Dave: Idk. I guess because I want to do something more productive.
[2026-08-13 16:52:00] Dave: I mean, I don’t want to do anything
[2026-08-13 16:52:00] Dave: But I can’t get motivated
[2026-08-13 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Do you have in mind what it is you want to do?
[2026-08-13 16:53:00] Dave: I’ve thought about flying my drone but… meh
[2026-08-13 16:53:00] Dave: But I don’t want to settle into bed or the sofa either because then I’ll really be dead in the water lol
[2026-08-13 16:53:00] Dave: It’s hot af outside
[2026-08-13 16:53:00] Sam Willis: Sounds like quite the dilemma 😅. Plan dinner??
[2026-08-13 16:54:00] Dave: And I’m just not really interested
[2026-08-13 16:54:00] Dave: Dinner is already in the oven
[2026-08-13 16:54:00] Dave: Italian sausage
[2026-08-13 16:55:00] Dave: Will probably make some pesto pasta to go with it. Not sure yet
[2026-08-13 16:55:00] Sam Willis: Yum!
[2026-08-13 16:56:00] Sam Willis: I blame the heat to be honest
[2026-08-13 16:56:00] Dave: Kinda just in a mood I guess. Not terrible or anything. But nothing really feels good either
[2026-08-13 16:56:00] Sam Willis: Summertime blues
[2026-08-13 16:56:00] Sam Willis: I understand that mood completely
[2026-08-13 16:56:00] Sam Willis: Atleast tomorrow is Friday!! ❤️❤️
[2026-08-13 16:57:00] Dave: Yeah, it really could be that
[2026-08-13 16:59:00] Dave: When I planted one of my trees in the back I filled up a huge ass bucket with the dirt from the hole. Huge like, 30-gallons-huge. And now I don’t know wtf to do with it lol
[2026-08-13 16:59:00] Dave: So that’s holding me up from doing the rest of them
[2026-08-13 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Hmm. Bag it up and put it in the trash??? Lmao kidding
[2026-08-13 17:01:00] Dave: I’m weary of that because one time years ago, in NE, I filled my yard waste container so full of dirt and rocks and shit that the truck couldn’t lift it 🤣
[2026-08-13 17:01:00] Sam Willis: Oh nooooo lol
[2026-08-13 17:02:00] Dave: So i had to empty a bunch of it out, wait for the next week when they came around… it was a pain
[2026-08-13 17:03:00] Sam Willis: There’s gotta be a place to take it id think
[2026-08-13 17:03:00] Sam Willis: Yea that sucks
[2026-08-13 17:04:00] Dave: Dumb
[2026-08-13 17:04:00] Dave: Yeah probably. That’s a hassle too though. I can’t even drag the bucket myself, much less lift into car.
[2026-08-13 17:05:00] Dave: What have you got planned for the evening?
[2026-08-13 17:07:00] Sam Willis: And you certainly wouldn’t want it in your Tesla!
[2026-08-13 17:08:00] Sam Willis: No big plans. Pack a little bit. Gotta go to the grocery store to get a few things. Nothing major.
[2026-08-13 17:08:00] Sam Willis: I’m still working a bit. Trying to dwindle down my inbox
[2026-08-13 17:09:00] Sam Willis: I’m not really motivated for much either. I actually would love to nap lol
[2026-08-13 17:09:00] Dave: Oh yeah… it is only 3 there lol
[2026-08-13 17:13:00] Sam Willis: I know. Feels way later lol
[2026-08-13 17:24:00] Sam Willis: I’m quite proud of myself. I had over 100 emails in my inbox this morning and now I’m down to 35 👏
[2026-08-13 17:27:00] Dave: Wow! Nice job
[2026-08-13 17:27:00] Sam Willis: It’s much easier to get shit done when ppl leave me the fuck alone! lol
[2026-08-13 17:31:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-08-13 17:31:00] Dave: Are you in the office tomorrow?
[2026-08-13 17:31:00] Dave: Yes that’s a rare occasion for you
[2026-08-13 17:34:00] Dave: Me too
[2026-08-13 17:34:00] Dave: Yeah, I knew that 🙄
[2026-08-13 17:34:00] Sam Willis: I actually love pro days bc I can actually think
[2026-08-13 17:46:00] Sam Willis: This is why I can never nap 😡
[2026-08-13 17:50:00] Dave: They just want you to see how good they can do dog things, mom!!
[2026-08-13 17:51:00] Sam Willis: 😤
[2026-08-13 18:21:00] Sam Willis: This guy on a MW safety said he was speeding/fleeing from police “to escape the Babylonian empire” lolol
[2026-08-13 18:23:00] Dave: Gotta do what ya gotta do to get away from the Babylonians 💯
[2026-08-13 19:04:00] Sam Willis: You know what gives me anxiety to clean out/pack?
[2026-08-13 19:04:00] Dave: What?
[2026-08-13 19:04:00] Sam Willis: Junk drawers
[2026-08-13 19:05:00] Sam Willis: Yes bc I’m like what is this and why did I save it
[2026-08-13 19:05:00] Dave: Oh yeah?
[2026-08-13 19:05:00] Dave: Just get a plastic container and dump that shit in
[2026-08-13 19:07:00] Dave: Dump it, put it in a closet jic you ever need it and if you don’t miss anything for a year, toss it
[2026-08-13 19:07:00] Sam Willis: NOW is the time to declutter!!!
[2026-08-13 19:08:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. I can’t help what your last name is
[2026-08-13 19:08:00] Dave: Ahem… Declutter? 😒
[2026-08-13 19:39:00] Dave: Idk 🤔
[2026-08-13 19:39:00] Sam Willis: Is tomorrow pay day? Man I hope so lol
[2026-08-13 19:40:00] Dave: Oh! Did you give Christian more money?
[2026-08-13 19:40:00] Sam Willis: I think.
[2026-08-13 19:40:00] Sam Willis: I HAVE no money lol
[2026-08-13 19:40:00] Sam Willis: I feel
[2026-08-13 19:40:00] Sam Willis: I will be spending so much money the next couple months lol
[2026-08-13 19:40:00] Dave: Is tomorrow payday then?
[2026-08-13 19:40:00] Sam Willis: Definitely not
[2026-08-13 20:13:00] Dave: No baby, no dogs at all that I recall
[2026-08-13 20:13:00] Sam Willis: Phew. OK I’ll watch
[2026-08-13 20:13:00] Sam Willis: OK that sad MW Safety you wanted me to watch, that’s like an hour long, I just want to confirm: does a dog get hurt?
[2026-08-13 20:14:00] Sam Willis: Woo hoooooo!
[2026-08-13 20:14:00] Sam Willis: I love you too ❤️
[2026-08-13 20:14:00] Dave: I love you 🤭
[2026-08-13 20:14:00] Dave: I think tomorrow IS payday btw
[2026-08-13 20:19:00] Dave: Brooo this is so much better than PF
[2026-08-13 20:20:00] Dave: Gotta do something instead of DRINKING lol
[2026-08-13 20:20:00] Sam Willis: Yayyyy!!! Dude you’re crushing it!!! Hell yea!!
[2026-08-13 20:22:00] Sam Willis: Well you’re doing a fabulous job baby. I’m proud of you.
[2026-08-13 20:24:00] Dave: Thank you 😊
[2026-08-13 20:29:00] Dave: Hold on to something lol
[2026-08-13 20:29:00] Sam Willis: Omg 2 minutes in and I’m like gasping already!
[2026-08-13 20:30:00] Sam Willis: This guy has no soul
[2026-08-13 20:30:00] Sam Willis: Ok ok. Gotta watch
[2026-08-13 20:30:00] Sam Willis: What the actual fuck
[2026-08-13 20:34:00] Sam Willis: I drive through this exact spot when I drive to and from IL
[2026-08-13 20:34:00] Sam Willis: in New Mexico.
[2026-08-13 20:49:00] Sam Willis: Damn watching the officers try to help the officer once they found him on the ground about made me cry
[2026-08-13 20:51:00] Dave: I think I watched the first 45 mins mouth agape, in complete silent disbelief
[2026-08-13 20:52:00] Sam Willis: Yea I’m only 20 min in
[2026-08-13 20:53:00] Sam Willis: What an absolute POS. Like coming all the way from North Carolina
[2026-08-13 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Or South Carolina. One of the two
[2026-08-13 20:59:00] Dave: Like it ain’t no thing
[2026-08-13 21:18:00] Sam Willis: And they did
[2026-08-13 21:18:00] Sam Willis: The fucking state police told them not to go after him
[2026-08-13 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Holy fuck
[2026-08-13 21:19:00] Sam Willis: I can’t even IMAGINE if some suspect came running through my backyard
[2026-08-13 21:24:00] Sam Willis: Fuckkkkkk You
[2026-08-13 21:24:00] Sam Willis: Is he REALLY asking for water?!?
[2026-08-13 21:24:00] Sam Willis: I love when the suspect begs for mercy. Bro you’re not the one
[2026-08-13 21:24:00] Sam Willis: To be asking for fucking anything
[2026-08-13 21:25:00] Sam Willis: The fucking audacity
[2026-08-13 21:25:00] Sam Willis: This woman is so pissed that this is all taking place in her backyard
[2026-08-13 21:25:00] Sam Willis: I’m not done
[2026-08-13 21:25:00] Sam Willis: Like she’s mad at the cops
[2026-08-13 21:25:00] Dave: Just think about how many things like this happen that we’ll never be even remotely aware of
[2026-08-13 21:25:00] Dave: Wasn’t that a crazy story though??
[2026-08-13 21:26:00] Sam Willis: As if it’s their fault
[2026-08-13 21:26:00] Dave: Hahaha, right?!
[2026-08-13 21:29:00] Sam Willis: Like I have absolutely 0 mercy for this dude
[2026-08-13 21:29:00] Sam Willis: I’m not over just how cold blooded he was to shoot that cop
[2026-08-13 21:30:00] Dave: That’s what makes this one so chilling
[2026-08-13 21:30:00] Dave: Right? So cold
[2026-08-13 21:30:00] Dave: No pun intended
[2026-08-13 21:31:00] Sam Willis: And they’re like I don’t GAF
[2026-08-13 21:31:00] Sam Willis: And then EMS is saying I can’t transport him unless his cuffs are in the front and the cops are like fuck no he killed a cop so no
[2026-08-13 21:31:00] Sam Willis: And EMS is like but I can’t
[2026-08-13 21:33:00] Sam Willis: And this fucking douche is still asking for favors. Like fuck you dude and omg he just now goes “But what I did???”
[2026-08-13 21:33:00] Sam Willis: 🤦‍♀️😡
[2026-08-13 21:35:00] Sam Willis: Act like such a hard ass until you get caught and shot and then you turn into a whiny bitch
[2026-08-13 21:36:00] Dave: Yeah once reality sets in
[2026-08-13 21:38:00] Dave: That one’s hard to top
[2026-08-13 21:38:00] Sam Willis: OK find more good ones like this ❤️ not tonight but soon lol
[2026-08-13 21:39:00] Dave: But yeah, I’ll keep a look out
[2026-08-13 21:39:00] Sam Willis: Oh that was a really good one. I’ve seen that one
[2026-08-13 21:39:00] Sam Willis: Omg he was in Phoenix too!
[2026-08-13 21:39:00] Dave: I really think that is the best one I’ve seen
[2026-08-13 21:39:00] Sam Willis: This douche
[2026-08-13 21:39:00] Sam Willis: Escaped from here
[2026-08-13 21:39:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV8FTxChUVg Midwest Safety 40K likes, 6.1K comments. "Woman's Abduction Ends in 200 Shots Fired"
[2026-08-13 21:39:00] Dave: Watched that one tonight. It’s pretty good
[2026-08-13 21:40:00] Sam Willis: Yea it was insane
[2026-08-13 21:40:00] Dave: No, he survived
[2026-08-13 21:40:00] Sam Willis: They both died didn’t they?
[2026-08-13 21:40:00] Dave: Idk how though as many rounds as they put into that car
[2026-08-13 21:40:00] Dave: And he shot himself
[2026-08-13 21:46:00] Sam Willis: And this bitch pled not guilty. Like how.
[2026-08-13 21:46:00] Sam Willis: There’s no case
[2026-08-13 21:46:00] Sam Willis: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
[2026-08-13 21:55:00] Dave: Alright sweetiepie, I’m going to hop in the shower and then hit the hay 😊
[2026-08-13 21:57:00] Sam Willis: Happy almost Friday!
[2026-08-13 21:57:00] Sam Willis: Good night love
[2026-08-13 21:58:00] Dave: Nite nite baby. I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-08-13 21:58:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait to talk to you either

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DAY OVERVIEW The conversation started with frustration about morning traffic, but soon transitioned into a mix of playful banter, emotional support, and deeper discussions about work and personal struggles. The mood fluctuated between humorous and empathetic, with the day ending on a tender note.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Traffic - Dave expressed frustration with school traffic causing delays. Sam empathized, mentioning her child's stomach issues keeping her up at night. - Emotional register: irritated, understanding - Notable quotes: "traffic was quadruple everywhere" — Dave

  1. Packing and Moving
  2. Sam discussed her upcoming move, concerns about logistics, and plans to purchase new furniture.
  3. Emotional register: anxious, determined

  4. Notable quotes: "I'm gonna be spending a lot of money getting new stuff" — Sam

  5. Work and Meetings

  6. Dave and Sam shared frustrations about their workdays, including a difficult team call and client surveys.
  7. Emotional register: frustrated, understanding

  8. Notable quotes: "I said he knows fucking bullshit" — Dave

  9. Health and Wellness

  10. Dave mentioned his post-workout hunger and Sam's child's stomach problems, which kept her up at night.
  11. Emotional register: concerned, understanding

  12. Notable quotes: "I'm fucking starving" — Dave

  13. Financial Concerns

  14. Sam mentioned her upcoming move's financial burden and concerns about payday.
  15. Emotional register: anxious, hopeful

  16. Notable quotes: "I will be spending so much money the next couple months" — Sam

  17. Local News and Events

  18. Sam shared stories about a house barricade, a missing child, and a murder investigation in their area.
  19. Emotional register: shocked, concerned
  20. Notable quotes: "they had not only a cup but they have like the claw machine fuck out there" — Sam

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - No explicit sexual content or physical sensations were discussed.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave initiated conversations about their days and work, showing leadership and vulnerability. Sam followed and shared her experiences, creating a supportive dynamic. - There were no significant power-dynamic moments or tension, just mutual understanding and care.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "traffic was quadruple everywhere" — Dave, expressing frustration about morning traffic. - "I'm gonna be spending a lot of money getting new stuff" — Sam, discussing her upcoming move's financial implications. - "I said he knows fucking bullshit" — Dave, regarding a frustrating work call. - "I'm fucking starving" — Dave, talking about his post-workout hunger. - "they had not only a cup but they have like the claw machine fuck out there" — Sam, sharing a news story. - "I will be spending so much money the next couple months" — Sam, mentioning her financial concerns.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's move and the related financial and logistical concerns. - The unresolved tensions from work, especially the frustrating team call. - The ongoing discussion about local news and its impact on their area.

MOOD MAP frustration → empathetic → anxious → hopeful → tender

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Frustration, Status update.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    196

    1.0 more; previous daily average 195.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    20

    4.7 fewer; previous daily average 24.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 90 · 46% 106 · 54%
Average reply time 2m 18s (n=46) 3m 43s (n=45)
Conversation starts 1 of 2 · 50% 1 of 2 · 50%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 18s (n=46). 19% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 51s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 329 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 43s (n=45). 19% longer; pooled historical mean 3m 7s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 326 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 50.0%; 8.3 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 58.3% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 8m 11s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.5%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

No changes met the alert thresholds.

Conversation rhythm

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Signals in your messages

Share of all 196 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Frustration44 · 22%
Status update40 · 20%
Humor26 · 13%
Checking in16 · 8%
Vulnerability14 · 7%

All other signals

Emotional support13 · 7%
Affection7 · 4%
Planning7 · 4%
Appreciation6 · 3%
Encouragement6 · 3%
Excitement6 · 3%
Request4 · 2%
Deep sharing3 · 2%
Disagreement3 · 2%
Passive aggression2 · 1%
Sexting2 · 1%
Boundary setting1 · 1%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (18), Humor (17), Frustration (13), Vulnerability (8), Checking in (7)
  • Sam Willis: Frustration (31), Status update (22), Emotional support (10), Checking in (9), Humor (9)

Tension and positive follow-ups

13 of 29 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (45%).

16 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 2m 5s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 29 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it was not a good morning. Oh my God fucking in school traffic is such a bitch. It's like seriously traffic was quadruple everywhere. Somehow I don't know, but I just wanted to kill my…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Oh, I meant to check how my sleep was last night Oh, I remember I was up every two hours with Levi because he must be having stomach problems. Oh crap remind him to give him a probiotic and I forgot so I have to…

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    Ugh, I still have to call my insurance about the roof

  4. Positive follow-up · · Dave

    Yes! Sometimes I yawn scream haha

  5. Context · · Dave

    And 💯 containers are better than shit cardboard boxes

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, the other thing I'm more just like processing out loud but this is something I have to figure out but And I did this when I moved here, but it's just a lot of like thinking but The semi trailer is leaving my house on Tue…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah you need to be taking notes lol

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    Too bad you never adopted Getting Things Done because that would make this all so easy

  4. Context · · Dave

    But yeah, that’s a lot of stuff to keep up with

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m just saying bro…

Episode 3 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    How is that?

  2. Context · · Dave

    Because if you followed the program, you’d already have everything listed, planned, and off your mind

  3. Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis

    How could moving and all the logistics that come with it not be a thing?

  4. Tension signal Episode end · · Dave

    Because of the way it is

  5. Context · · Dave

    It could not even be a thing

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

182 of 196 messages (92.9%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 82 / 90 91.1%
Sam Willis 100 / 106 94.3%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.83
Appreciation 0.76
Boundary setting 0.60
Checking in 0.65
Deep sharing 0.67
Disagreement 0.66
Emotional support 0.73
Encouragement 0.75
Excitement 0.71
Frustration 0.73
Humor 0.70
Passive aggression 0.65
Planning 0.72
Request 0.70
Sexting 0.80
Status update 0.66
Vulnerability 0.69
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 13:20:41
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Summertime blues

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I understand that mood completely

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Atleast tomorrow is Friday!! ❤️❤️

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, it really could be that

  5. Context · · Dave

    When I planted one of my trees in the back I filled up a huge ass bucket with the dirt from the hole. Huge like, 30-gallons-huge. And now I don’t know wtf to do with it lol

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    OK that sad MW Safety you wanted me to watch, that’s like an hour long, I just want to confirm: does a dog get hurt?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Woo hoooooo!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I love you too ❤️

  4. Context · · Dave

    I love you 🤭

  5. Context · · Dave

    I think tomorrow IS payday btw

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Woo hoooooo!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I love you too ❤️

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I love you 🤭

  4. Context · · Dave

    I think tomorrow IS payday btw

  5. Context · · Dave

    Brooo this is so much better than PF

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ugh, I still have to call my insurance about the roof

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yes! Sometimes I yawn scream haha

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    And 💯 containers are better than shit cardboard boxes

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh ofc it’s a rental lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    It’s always renters

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh yeah… it is only 3 there lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I know. Feels way later lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’m quite proud of myself. I had over 100 emails in my inbox this morning and now I’m down to 35 👏

  4. Context · · Dave

    Wow! Nice job

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s much easier to get shit done when ppl leave me the fuck alone! lol

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I know. Feels way later lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m quite proud of myself. I had over 100 emails in my inbox this morning and now I’m down to 35 👏

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Wow! Nice job

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s much easier to get shit done when ppl leave me the fuck alone! lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes

Boundary setting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    There’s no case

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Alright sweetiepie, I’m going to hop in the shower and then hit the hay 😊

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Happy almost Friday!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good night love

Checking in

Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it was not a good morning. Oh my God fucking in school traffic is such a bitch. It's like seriously traffic was quadruple everywhere. Somehow I don't know, but I just wanted to kill my…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Oh, I meant to check how my sleep was last night Oh, I remember I was up every two hours with Levi because he must be having stomach problems. Oh crap remind him to give him a probiotic and I forgot so I have to…

  3. Context · · Dave

    Ugh, I still have to call my insurance about the roof

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it was not a good morning. Oh my God fucking in school traffic is such a bitch. It's like seriously traffic was quadruple everywhere. Somehow I don't know, but I just wanted to kill my…

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Oh, I meant to check how my sleep was last night Oh, I remember I was up every two hours with Levi because he must be having stomach problems. Oh crap remind him to give him a probiotic and I forgot so I have to…

  3. Context · · Dave

    Ugh, I still have to call my insurance about the roof

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yes! Sometimes I yawn scream haha

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I’m just saying bro…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bitch I know how to get shit done. 😤

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    How is that?

  4. Context · · Dave

    Because if you followed the program, you’d already have everything listed, planned, and off your mind

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    How could moving and all the logistics that come with it not be a thing?

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it was not a good morning. Oh my God fucking in school traffic is such a bitch. It's like seriously traffic was quadruple everywhere. Somehow I don't know, but I just wanted to kill my…

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Oh, I meant to check how my sleep was last night Oh, I remember I was up every two hours with Levi because he must be having stomach problems. Oh crap remind him to give him a probiotic and I forgot so I have to…

  3. Context · · Dave

    Ugh, I still have to call my insurance about the roof

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yes! Sometimes I yawn scream haha

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Me too

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, I knew that 🙄

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I actually love pro days bc I can actually think

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    This is why I can never nap 😡

  5. Context · · Dave

    They just want you to see how good they can do dog things, mom!!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m not done

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like she’s mad at the cops

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Just think about how many things like this happen that we’ll never be even remotely aware of

  4. Context · · Dave

    Wasn’t that a crazy story though??

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    As if it’s their fault

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.68 · confidence 0.9159999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, the other thing I'm more just like processing out loud but this is something I have to figure out but And I did this when I moved here, but it's just a lot of like thinking but The semi trailer is leaving my house on Tue…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah you need to be taking notes lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Too bad you never adopted Getting Things Done because that would make this all so easy

  4. Context · · Dave

    But yeah, that’s a lot of stuff to keep up with

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m just saying bro…

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Watched that one tonight. It’s pretty good

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yea it was insane

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    No, he survived

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    They both died didn’t they?

  5. Context · · Dave

    Idk how though as many rounds as they put into that car

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    And he shot himself

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And this bitch pled not guilty. Like how.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    There’s no case

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

  5. Context · · Dave

    Alright sweetiepie, I’m going to hop in the shower and then hit the hay 😊

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it was not a good morning. Oh my God fucking in school traffic is such a bitch. It's like seriously traffic was quadruple everywhere. Somehow I don't know, but I just wanted to kill my…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Oh, I meant to check how my sleep was last night Oh, I remember I was up every two hours with Levi because he must be having stomach problems. Oh crap remind him to give him a probiotic and I forgot so I have to…

  3. Context · · Dave

    Ugh, I still have to call my insurance about the roof

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it was not a good morning. Oh my God fucking in school traffic is such a bitch. It's like seriously traffic was quadruple everywhere. Somehow I don't know, but I just wanted to kill my…

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Oh, I meant to check how my sleep was last night Oh, I remember I was up every two hours with Levi because he must be having stomach problems. Oh crap remind him to give him a probiotic and I forgot so I have to…

  3. Context · · Dave

    Ugh, I still have to call my insurance about the roof

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yes! Sometimes I yawn scream haha

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Zander already left Kansas City 🤦‍♀️

  2. Context · · Dave

    That didn’t take long. Good for him though - trying out different things. Now is the time to do it

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    He said he was in “a bad spot” in KC and had to get out of there. So he drove 10 more hrs to Michigan and is now at his grandmas. He said the room he rented for a month in KC was in the total ghetto, cockroaches everywhere, a huge hole in…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  5. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    It’s always renters

  2. Context · · Dave

    lol… bear claw

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, the other thing I'm more just like processing out loud but this is something I have to figure out but And I did this when I moved here, but it's just a lot of like thinking but The semi trailer is leaving my house on Tue…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah you need to be taking notes lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Too bad you never adopted Getting Things Done because that would make this all so easy

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    lol… bear claw

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, the other thing I'm more just like processing out loud but this is something I have to figure out but And I did this when I moved here, but it's just a lot of like thinking but The semi trailer is leaving my house on Tue…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah you need to be taking notes lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    Too bad you never adopted Getting Things Done because that would make this all so easy

  5. Context · · Dave

    But yeah, that’s a lot of stuff to keep up with

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6204999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Plus with 4 or even 3 of us taking turns driving, hopefully we can push through and drive straight through

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mom really doesn’t want to drive though

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m sure the 3 of you can handle it

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Zander already left Kansas City 🤦‍♀️

  5. Context · · Dave

    That didn’t take long. Good for him though - trying out different things. Now is the time to do it

Excitement

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Just get a plastic container and dump that shit in

  2. Context · · Dave

    Dump it, put it in a closet jic you ever need it and if you don’t miss anything for a year, toss it

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    NOW is the time to declutter!!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao. I can’t help what your last name is

  5. Context · · Dave

    Ahem… Declutter? 😒

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Phew. OK I’ll watch

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    OK that sad MW Safety you wanted me to watch, that’s like an hour long, I just want to confirm: does a dog get hurt?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Woo hoooooo!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I love you too ❤️

  5. Context · · Dave

    I love you 🤭

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    in New Mexico.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Damn watching the officers try to help the officer once they found him on the ground about made me cry

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I think I watched the first 45 mins mouth agape, in complete silent disbelief

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yea I’m only 20 min in

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    What an absolute POS. Like coming all the way from North Carolina

Frustration

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.629

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it was not a good morning. Oh my God fucking in school traffic is such a bitch. It's like seriously traffic was quadruple everywhere. Somehow I don't know, but I just wanted to kill my…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Oh, I meant to check how my sleep was last night Oh, I remember I was up every two hours with Levi because he must be having stomach problems. Oh crap remind him to give him a probiotic and I forgot so I have to…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Ugh, I still have to call my insurance about the roof

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yes! Sometimes I yawn scream haha

  5. Context · · Dave

    And 💯 containers are better than shit cardboard boxes

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    How is that?

  2. Context · · Dave

    Because if you followed the program, you’d already have everything listed, planned, and off your mind

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    How could moving and all the logistics that come with it not be a thing?

  4. Context · · Dave

    Because of the way it is

  5. Context · · Dave

    It could not even be a thing

score 0.60 · confidence 0.6

  1. Context · · Dave

    Because if you followed the program, you’d already have everything listed, planned, and off your mind

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    How could moving and all the logistics that come with it not be a thing?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Because of the way it is

  4. Context · · Dave

    It could not even be a thing

  5. Context · · Dave

    😒

Humor

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Oh, I meant to check how my sleep was last night Oh, I remember I was up every two hours with Levi because he must be having stomach problems. Oh crap remind him to give him a probiotic and I forgot so I have to…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Ugh, I still have to call my insurance about the roof

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yes! Sometimes I yawn scream haha

  4. Context · · Dave

    And 💯 containers are better than shit cardboard boxes

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh ofc it’s a rental lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yes! Sometimes I yawn scream haha

  2. Context · · Dave

    And 💯 containers are better than shit cardboard boxes

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh ofc it’s a rental lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    It’s always renters

  5. Context · · Dave

    lol… bear claw

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh ofc it’s a rental lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    It’s always renters

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    lol… bear claw

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, the other thing I'm more just like processing out loud but this is something I have to figure out but And I did this when I moved here, but it's just a lot of like thinking but The semi trailer is leaving my house on Tue…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah you need to be taking notes lol

Passive aggression

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yes that’s a rare occasion for you

  2. Context · · Dave

    Me too

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah, I knew that 🙄

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I actually love pro days bc I can actually think

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    This is why I can never nap 😡

score 0.70 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Holy fuck

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t even IMAGINE if some suspect came running through my backyard

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Fuckkkkkk You

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Is he REALLY asking for water?!?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I love when the suspect begs for mercy. Bro you’re not the one

Planning

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score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bitch I know how to get shit done. 😤

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    How is that?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Because if you followed the program, you’d already have everything listed, planned, and off your mind

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    How could moving and all the logistics that come with it not be a thing?

  5. Context · · Dave

    Because of the way it is

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: I'm leaving here probably 5 AM Wednesday the ninth mom and dad are flying in Tuesday the eighth and I don't know if I told you but Christian's coming as well so it'll be two people in my car and then two people and whatever…

  2. Context · · Dave

    No, you didn’t tell me Christian was going. That’s good, it’ll be good to have the help for sure.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Plus with 4 or even 3 of us taking turns driving, hopefully we can push through and drive straight through

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mom really doesn’t want to drive though

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m sure the 3 of you can handle it

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ugh

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want to be done with these calls

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Planning for insider risk awareness month

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Bro, I can't imagine Nigel calling out Eric's team specifically that's insane. Do you know how many direct reports Nigel has and how many direct reports they have like? And then they have like he is Erik's one to three layer…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I am not even sure what to say So torn, vagina, torn balls, and his swimmers Man That is pretty unfortunate But thanks for the laugh God I don't know about the survey thing Maybe it's because Eric's team is…

Request

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score 0.82 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    😒

  2. Context · · Dave

    Don’t you 😒 me

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Remind me the dates you’re moving again

  4. Context · · Dave

    Is your dad coming to AZ?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: I'm leaving here probably 5 AM Wednesday the ninth mom and dad are flying in Tuesday the eighth and I don't know if I told you but Christian's coming as well so it'll be two people in my car and then two people and whatever…

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    When I planted one of my trees in the back I filled up a huge ass bucket with the dirt from the hole. Huge like, 30-gallons-huge. And now I don’t know wtf to do with it lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    So that’s holding me up from doing the rest of them

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Hmm. Bag it up and put it in the trash??? Lmao kidding

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m weary of that because one time years ago, in NE, I filled my yard waste container so full of dirt and rocks and shit that the truck couldn’t lift it 🤣

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh nooooo lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh nooooo lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    So i had to empty a bunch of it out, wait for the next week when they came around… it was a pain

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    There’s gotta be a place to take it id think

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yea that sucks

  5. Context · · Dave

    Dumb

Sexting

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Dave

    It’s always renters

  2. Context · · Dave

    lol… bear claw

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: OK, the other thing I'm more just like processing out loud but this is something I have to figure out but And I did this when I moved here, but it's just a lot of like thinking but The semi trailer is leaving my house on Tue…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah you need to be taking notes lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Too bad you never adopted Getting Things Done because that would make this all so easy

score 0.75 · confidence 0.75

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I want to be done with these calls

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Planning for insider risk awareness month

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Bro, I can't imagine Nigel calling out Eric's team specifically that's insane. Do you know how many direct reports Nigel has and how many direct reports they have like? And then they have like he is Erik's one to three layer…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I am not even sure what to say So torn, vagina, torn balls, and his swimmers Man That is pretty unfortunate But thanks for the laugh God I don't know about the survey thing Maybe it's because Eric's team is…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes. Already took the dogs out to the stupid pool. I’m so hot and tired😔

Status update

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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it was not a good morning. Oh my God fucking in school traffic is such a bitch. It's like seriously traffic was quadruple everywhere. Somehow I don't know, but I just wanted to kill my…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Oh, I meant to check how my sleep was last night Oh, I remember I was up every two hours with Levi because he must be having stomach problems. Oh crap remind him to give him a probiotic and I forgot so I have to…

  3. Context · · Dave

    Ugh, I still have to call my insurance about the roof

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah you need to be taking notes lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Too bad you never adopted Getting Things Done because that would make this all so easy

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    But yeah, that’s a lot of stuff to keep up with

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m just saying bro…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bitch I know how to get shit done. 😤

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Dave

    Remind me the dates you’re moving again

  2. Context · · Dave

    Is your dad coming to AZ?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: I'm leaving here probably 5 AM Wednesday the ninth mom and dad are flying in Tuesday the eighth and I don't know if I told you but Christian's coming as well so it'll be two people in my car and then two people and whatever…

  4. Context · · Dave

    No, you didn’t tell me Christian was going. That’s good, it’ll be good to have the help for sure.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Plus with 4 or even 3 of us taking turns driving, hopefully we can push through and drive straight through

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.78 · confidence 0.646

  1. Context · · Dave

    But yeah, that’s a lot of stuff to keep up with

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m just saying bro…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Bitch I know how to get shit done. 😤

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    How is that?

  5. Context · · Dave

    Because if you followed the program, you’d already have everything listed, planned, and off your mind

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Bro, I can't imagine Nigel calling out Eric's team specifically that's insane. Do you know how many direct reports Nigel has and how many direct reports they have like? And then they have like he is Erik's one to three layer…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I am not even sure what to say So torn, vagina, torn balls, and his swimmers Man That is pretty unfortunate But thanks for the laugh God I don't know about the survey thing Maybe it's because Eric's team is…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Yes. Already took the dogs out to the stupid pool. I’m so hot and tired😔

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    What are you up to

  5. Context · · Dave

    Are you done with meetings yet?

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why not in a comfy place like bed or the couch lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Idk. I guess because I want to do something more productive.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I mean, I don’t want to do anything

  4. Context · · Dave

    But I can’t get motivated

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Do you have in mind what it is you want to do?