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2026-06-01

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[2026-06-01 06:30:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am ready for a great week. Nice fresh start. Everything's gonna be fantastic. We're gonna feel good. It's gonna be a great week. You have some motivation to get through it cause About a week from now Going to sleep ready to get on a plane the next morning I cannot wait for that Right now it's fucking humid here so it's actually a great stock But it's not too bad. This guy will go on. Oh yeah to try out the new double term lane on my way to work sick. I've actually been pretty excited about that ever since I saw it yesterday. So it'll be that'll be nice Oh What else is going on? Nothing much Eric's on vacation which means pretty much. I'm on vacation. Cat is away mouse Pretty happy about that Oh God I hope Hope you feel good this week. We had to check out today so that's nice. Always love talking to you About our feelings and stuff so Fun time I hope you're speaking of feelings. I hope yours are good. Hope you're doing all right. Sorry Still trying to wake up, I guess Aren't coming out So I hope you sleep well for the rest of the morning and hope you had a great night sleep. I slept pretty well. I slept really well. I took a bit to go to sleep I mean, like 15 minutes, but I don't think I woke up at all Hopefully, I'm all caught up on sleep now After last week and then this This weekend But Not Sweetheart, it's gonna be a good week. I can't wait to see you. Can't wait to talk to you all that. Love you and I hope that your morning come here it's great and I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
[2026-06-01 07:51:00] Sam Willis: You’re all chipper this morning!
[2026-06-01 07:51:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby ❤️
[2026-06-01 07:51:00] Sam Willis: I guessssssss I’ll try to be happy too.
[2026-06-01 07:51:00] Dave: Mmmmm I was just thinking about hugging you 🥰🥰
[2026-06-01 07:51:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-06-01 07:52:00] Sam Willis: I’m like 25% of the way there lol
[2026-06-01 07:52:00] Sam Willis: Ooo I can’t wait for that!!!
[2026-06-01 07:52:00] Sam Willis: Ooo I can’t wait for that!!!
[2026-06-01 07:52:00] Dave: I want to squeeze you to death!
[2026-06-01 07:52:00] Sam Willis: Well don’t actually kill me lol
[2026-06-01 07:53:00] Dave: That’s great for first thing in the morning!!
[2026-06-01 07:53:00] Sam Willis: But I can’t wait to cuddle and sleep in!!!! Omg gonna be amazing
[2026-06-01 07:53:00] Dave: That’s great for first thing in the morning!!
[2026-06-01 08:01:00] Sam Willis: Ok listening to true crime podcast so I can wake up 🥰
[2026-06-01 08:02:00] Dave: Nothing gets you going in the morning like rape, murder, and mayhem!
[2026-06-01 08:02:00] Dave: Are you already oyw to work??
[2026-06-01 08:04:00] Dave: Ahh ok
[2026-06-01 08:04:00] Sam Willis: Fackkkk no. Just starting to get ready
[2026-06-01 08:04:00] Sam Willis: Fackkkk no. Just starting to get ready
[2026-06-01 08:05:00] Sam Willis: How’s the office?
[2026-06-01 08:07:00] Sam Willis: I’ve gained like 2 lbs 🤬🤬
[2026-06-01 08:08:00] Dave: wtf you said you were getting fat!
[2026-06-01 08:08:00] Dave: ONLY 2 LBS??
[2026-06-01 08:09:00] Sam Willis: I thought I actually might have LOST some weight 😭😭
[2026-06-01 08:09:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭😭
[2026-06-01 08:09:00] Dave: wtf bro
[2026-06-01 08:09:00] Dave: 😩😩😩
[2026-06-01 08:10:00] Sam Willis: I’ve always had a muffin top
[2026-06-01 08:10:00] Sam Willis: No. I felt fatter last week. But yesterday I felt really good.
[2026-06-01 08:10:00] Sam Willis: Well I haven’t been eating a ton.
[2026-06-01 08:10:00] Sam Willis: No. I felt fatter last week. But yesterday I felt really good.
[2026-06-01 08:10:00] Sam Willis: Positive
[2026-06-01 08:10:00] Dave: You absolutely have not
[2026-06-01 08:10:00] Dave: Here am I sitting over here with a muffin top
[2026-06-01 08:10:00] Dave: Negative
[2026-06-01 08:10:00] Dave: Have you just been talking shit about “how much weight I’ve gained”??
[2026-06-01 08:11:00] Dave: Welp… no eating this week I guess
[2026-06-01 08:11:00] Sam Willis: lol shut up
[2026-06-01 08:13:00] Sam Willis: God. I have like…another ass on my stomach…
[2026-06-01 08:14:00] Dave: Whatever ms. 2 pounds 🙄
[2026-06-01 08:14:00] Dave: Don’t try to backpeddle now
[2026-06-01 08:14:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-01 08:15:00] Dave: Let’s see those titties 😏😘
[2026-06-01 08:15:00] Dave: That’s sooo nothing 🙄
[2026-06-01 08:15:00] Dave: That’s sooo nothing 🙄
[2026-06-01 08:16:00] Dave: Nothing but sexy 🥵
[2026-06-01 08:16:00] Dave: Nothing but sexy 🥵 Look!!!
[2026-06-01 08:17:00] Sam Willis: Hmph. But thank you
[2026-06-01 08:18:00] Sam Willis: Oversized tshirts all next week is the plan!! ☺️
[2026-06-01 08:18:00] Dave: If you’re wearing oversized shirts, I’m bringing a freakin puffy winter jacket
[2026-06-01 08:18:00] Dave: Oh shut up
[2026-06-01 08:20:00] Sam Willis: I dress like a hobo
[2026-06-01 08:20:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-06-01 08:20:00] Dave: Perfect!
[2026-06-01 08:20:00] Dave: I love it
[2026-06-01 08:20:00] Sam Willis: Ok but fun fact - I love oversized tshirts. I wear them a lot lol
[2026-06-01 08:21:00] Dave: Easier to get my hands on your body 😏
[2026-06-01 08:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning Alrighty now I'm supposed to be all chipper, but I'm just still not really feeling it I'm gonna try I think mostly cause I just have like a ton of meetings. I just like really don't like that. I start my day. Are they meeting in the club? Get to fucking work and my day is already like A meeting or two and it's just very annoying to me anyway Yeah, OK gonna try to be happy But now I forget everything I was gonna say I slept hard though so that was nice. I don't think it was like long though that I like, cause I took a long time to fall asleep, but Dreams And I was not happy My dream was I think About It was about a guy and buggy. I don't know, but it felt emotionally like him like the anger, but it didn't look like him necessarily I don't know but anyway. This is probably easier to tell over check-in But in none of this is making sense. Let me try to start over. In real life in prior relationships if there's been conversations about oh you know our sex life you know like we need to do better robot normally, I'm on the defensive because I understand I don't know probably It like sex is like so much more emotional for me that it's like it's not as easy as oh we need to like spice verse sex life, blah blah blah so anyway in our dream in my dream, I was getting defensive about whoever this was being like You know our sex life you know could just be so much better and and this person kept showing me These clips from porn, but it was probably like the Reddit stuff that you and I look at what it felt like it felt just like a slap in the face to me like I don't know so that I remember waking up right after I like yelled at this person and was like I know how to have sex I was like you don't need to keep showing me things like I know how to have sex and and then I woke up, cause I had pee It was just weird. I'm all discombobulated and why am I dreaming that shit I have no idea. What was that? I was in some weird place and I was like in my dream. I was trying to find a place to pee too and like the bathrooms were all fucking weird. I don't know it was like a fucking clown house who knows Who knows but here we are Monday morning, fucking joys. The good news is though as last week of having to work for Stephen and. Yeah, I'm thinking I might cancel my one on one with him on Wednesday cause like fuck off, bro I clearly get nothing out of this so All right, well dear I had a lot more in my brain. I feel like but now, of course I can't think of shit but And I just called you, dear. I don't know if I've ever actually called you that that's pretty funny. OK, bye
[2026-06-01 09:01:00] Dave: Hahaha fake it till you make it
[2026-06-01 09:01:00] Dave: Maybe you could not accept meetings that early?
[2026-06-01 09:01:00] Dave: That’s actually really shitty - not being able to ride in in peace
[2026-06-01 09:03:00] Sam Willis: Hopefully Samir won’t have meetings this early
[2026-06-01 09:03:00] Sam Willis: I wish.
[2026-06-01 09:04:00] Sam Willis: No!!!
[2026-06-01 09:04:00] Dave: Are you saying you want me to stop sending you Reddit porn?
[2026-06-01 09:04:00] Dave: I’ve posted a ton since last you checked
[2026-06-01 09:05:00] Sam Willis: Damnit I forget! I’ll check today
[2026-06-01 09:05:00] Dave: I get what you mean in the dream
[2026-06-01 09:05:00] Dave: Whenever you’re feeling it 😘
[2026-06-01 09:05:00] Sam Willis: It’s bc there isn’t an app notification lol
[2026-06-01 09:05:00] Dave: Whenever you’re feeling it 😘
[2026-06-01 09:06:00] Dave: Yeah I wonder if you can have a notification for when someone you follow posts to their feed. I don’t think so
[2026-06-01 09:17:00] Sam Willis: Yea I don’t think either
[2026-06-01 09:17:00] Sam Willis: Who is the better skateboarder: Tony hawk or bam margera
[2026-06-01 09:18:00] Dave: Different styles, but Tony wide margin
[2026-06-01 09:19:00] Dave: Bam was world class for sure, but TH created tricks, set, and broke world records, etc
[2026-06-01 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Boooooo. I got the “thanks but no thanks” email for the job I sent in the video interview for. Bitches.
[2026-06-01 09:50:00] Dave: You didn’t want that job anyway
[2026-06-01 09:50:00] Dave: Fuck them
[2026-06-01 09:50:00] Sam Willis: Assholes.
[2026-06-01 09:50:00] Dave: You’re out of their league all around
[2026-06-01 09:50:00] Sam Willis: But I’m going to tell myself that it was because I’m out of their salary range.
[2026-06-01 09:50:00] Sam Willis: Well, it sounded kind of fun actually. But FINE
[2026-06-01 09:50:00] Sam Willis: IT WAS MY CROOKED TEETH AND FAT CHEEKS!!
[2026-06-01 09:51:00] Dave: You make it pretty AWESOME
[2026-06-01 09:51:00] Sam Willis: I appreciate you being my hype man🥹
[2026-06-01 09:55:00] Sam Willis: But like not just a job change. Like the whole focus of my career
[2026-06-01 09:55:00] Sam Willis: My horoscope shit all talks about a career change
[2026-06-01 09:56:00] Sam Willis: My burnout with Schwab is real
[2026-06-01 09:56:00] Sam Willis: We shall seeeeeee
[2026-06-01 09:56:00] Dave: Hmmm
[2026-06-01 09:56:00] Dave: Do you want a career change
[2026-06-01 09:57:00] Dave: Tbh though, a job change in risk could feel different enough to be a whole career change
[2026-06-01 09:57:00] Sam Willis: I dunno to be honest. But I’m pigeon holed here in my current role for sure. And I need to develop more skills bc I really know fuck all about cyber and IT
[2026-06-01 09:57:00] Sam Willis: I dunno to be honest. But I’m pigeon holed here in my current role for sure. And I need to develop more skills bc I really know fuck all about cyber and IT
[2026-06-01 09:59:00] Sam Willis: Or the midland job where it’s audit over all of the bank, not just tech focused
[2026-06-01 10:04:00] Sam Willis: Next Monday will be WFH dayyyyyy!!
[2026-06-01 10:05:00] Dave: Yuuuup
[2026-06-01 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Then basically out the rest of the week! 🥳🥳
[2026-06-01 10:05:00] Dave: I’m sooo excited 😁
[2026-06-01 10:07:00] Sam Willis: I feel like I should have gone into law enforcement
[2026-06-01 10:07:00] Sam Willis: I know I knowwwww but like there’s a lot of badasses there on the investigations side
[2026-06-01 10:08:00] Dave: Yeah you’d have been a good investigator
[2026-06-01 10:08:00] Dave: You still could tbh
[2026-06-01 10:09:00] Dave: I mean, you’d definitely have to take a pay cut
[2026-06-01 10:12:00] Sam Willis: Boooooo
[2026-06-01 10:12:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to be like the person that talks to people. I want to investigate in the background
[2026-06-01 10:12:00] Sam Willis: Track some fuckers. Catch them in their lies!!!!! Yasssss omg that job is meant for me lol
[2026-06-01 10:12:00] Dave: Uh yeah
[2026-06-01 10:12:00] Sam Willis: I would?
[2026-06-01 10:21:00] Dave: You have to talk to people
[2026-06-01 10:21:00] Dave: I don’t think that’s a thing lol
[2026-06-01 10:22:00] Sam Willis: I can talk to my coworkers. But I don’t want to talk to the bad guys
[2026-06-01 10:23:00] Sam Willis: Actually, I might enjoy that
[2026-06-01 10:23:00] Dave: You could look at it just like auditing a stakeholder
[2026-06-01 10:23:00] Sam Willis: Meh probs not
[2026-06-01 10:23:00] Sam Willis: I’m too scared. lol
[2026-06-01 10:24:00] Sam Willis: And then BAM!!! Hit them with the evidence, exposing their lies.
[2026-06-01 10:24:00] Dave: It’s essentially the same thing
[2026-06-01 10:24:00] Dave: Perform a walkthrough of the crime
[2026-06-01 10:25:00] Sam Willis: And they’re actually bad ppl so it would feel good
[2026-06-01 10:25:00] Dave: Those piece of shit first line fucks
[2026-06-01 10:25:00] Dave: Just like an audit
[2026-06-01 10:25:00] Dave: Lololol
[2026-06-01 10:25:00] Sam Willis: The entire time though, I’d just be thinking “you wanna fuck on meeeee?!?!??”
[2026-06-01 10:26:00] Dave: I fuck on youuuuu
[2026-06-01 10:26:00] Sam Willis: Not today satan, not today!!!
[2026-06-01 10:26:00] Sam Willis: exactly!!!!!
[2026-06-01 11:02:00] Sam Willis: Is it time to go home yet
[2026-06-01 11:02:00] Dave: Almost!’
[2026-06-01 11:03:00] Sam Willis: Not for me! 😭
[2026-06-01 11:05:00] Sam Willis: God JB is insufferable lol omg
[2026-06-01 11:46:00] Sam Willis: Everything is him bragging
[2026-06-01 11:46:00] Sam Willis: Josh Barrett
[2026-06-01 11:46:00] Dave: Oh. You mean Dr. Barrett?
[2026-06-01 11:46:00] Dave: 🤣
[2026-06-01 11:46:00] Dave: Who?
[2026-06-01 11:47:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-06-01 11:47:00] Dave: He’s pretty annoying
[2026-06-01 11:47:00] Sam Willis: So cringe
[2026-06-01 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Why are you offline already?! You just enjoy making me sad don’t you?!
[2026-06-01 12:12:00] Dave: I’ll be back on shortly baby
[2026-06-01 12:13:00] Dave: Making you sad is my LEAST favorite thing to do
[2026-06-01 13:01:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-01 13:13:00] Dave: Didn’t you already get that email last week?
[2026-06-01 13:15:00] Sam Willis: And now I’m still waiting on a damn date lol
[2026-06-01 13:15:00] Sam Willis: No. Last week I got the “still waiting on info, I’ll get ahold of you Monday”
[2026-06-01 13:15:00] Sam Willis: Like someone lemme know please
[2026-06-01 13:15:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-06-01 13:15:00] Dave: Oh ok
[2026-06-01 13:16:00] Dave: it’s hot af
[2026-06-01 13:16:00] Dave: DIEDIEDIEDIE
[2026-06-01 13:16:00] Sam Willis: Yeaaaaaa baby!!! ❤️❤️
[2026-06-01 13:16:00] Dave: GAYGAYGAY
[2026-06-01 13:17:00] Sam Willis: But you did it!!!
[2026-06-01 13:17:00] Sam Willis: Yea that sucks
[2026-06-01 13:17:00] Sam Willis: That’s awesome baby
[2026-06-01 13:18:00] Dave: You may be disgusted to know I ran with no shirt 🤢
[2026-06-01 13:18:00] Dave: Thanks 😊
[2026-06-01 13:19:00] Sam Willis: You’re so ridiculous lol
[2026-06-01 13:19:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-01 13:19:00] Dave: Fucking fat flopping all around
[2026-06-01 13:19:00] Sam Willis: omg shut up!!
[2026-06-01 13:19:00] Dave: Uh huh… you’ll see
[2026-06-01 13:19:00] Sam Willis: That sounds hott AF!!!
[2026-06-01 13:21:00] Sam Willis: All I will be focusing on is your cock and how amazing it feels and tastes ❤️❤️
[2026-06-01 13:23:00] Dave: Ahhhhhh!!
[2026-06-01 13:23:00] Sam Willis: But mmmmmm 🤤🤤🤤
[2026-06-01 13:23:00] Sam Willis: Oh and your face. That’s important too 😂😂
[2026-06-01 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’ll be taking advantage!!!
[2026-06-01 13:24:00] Sam Willis: 🥵
[2026-06-01 13:24:00] Dave: Yeah, youll obviously need a place to sit 😜
[2026-06-01 13:24:00] Dave: Don’t forget today’s your last day for 💦
[2026-06-01 13:25:00] Sam Willis: No!!! Bc I’ll die!
[2026-06-01 13:25:00] Sam Willis: Then no sexting for the rest of the week!!
[2026-06-01 13:25:00] Dave: You mean… EXTRA sexting for the rest of the week
[2026-06-01 13:26:00] Dave: I WANT you ready to explode when I get there 😈
[2026-06-01 13:26:00] Sam Willis: I will be!!!
[2026-06-01 13:26:00] Sam Willis: Duhhhhh
[2026-06-01 13:27:00] Dave: Right. Because we’ll be sexting all week
[2026-06-01 13:27:00] Dave: You know us
[2026-06-01 13:27:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-01 13:27:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-06-01 13:28:00] Dave: Especially because I’m going to be rubbing all over you
[2026-06-01 13:28:00] Sam Willis: The car ride alone from the airport will be driving me insane
[2026-06-01 13:28:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-06-01 13:29:00] Sam Willis: Immediately upstairs, to bed. House tour later. We won’t even bring your shit in from the car.
[2026-06-01 13:30:00] Dave: 🥵🥰😁
[2026-06-01 13:52:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Steven's going through in like setting up all of his meeting series and stuff with us to end this week which like great love it Chris Boyer sent out a message and was like hey is anybody opposed? To us like you know still meeting and I'll run them for my calendar. It's like you know so we can still kind of keep up-to-date until a new replacement spin identified and I'm like that is fine but can we please not do the daily standup at 7:15 AM? So He thumbs up it we'll see hopefully Stephen feels stupid. I doubt it though.
[2026-06-01 14:13:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, just got the calendar invite for the lunch next week with Samir so it's from 11 to noon here in the office and then you land around 11:30 so that should be perfect if you're checking a bag and then I'll just hustle on over there so That is the plan, Stan I might not be there exactly when you like land but it'll be close so woo hoo
[2026-06-01 14:58:00] Sam Willis: Did you nap?
[2026-06-01 14:59:00] Dave: Nah. I showered up, did some cleaning, started some laundry
[2026-06-01 15:01:00] Dave: I’m sure that lunch time will be perfect
[2026-06-01 15:02:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-01 15:02:00] Sam Willis: For next week?
[2026-06-01 15:02:00] Sam Willis: I was like huh? lol
[2026-06-01 15:02:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-06-01 15:04:00] Sam Willis: SPILL THE TEA!!
[2026-06-01 15:04:00] Dave: Meaning it’s exactly what everyone thinks/knows which is that he’s a pompous ass
[2026-06-01 15:04:00] Dave: That reminds me… Friday when it was just me and Korman, he was talking about how much he hates working for Reid. And before I trashed him too I said “yeaaah, I mean I don’t really know him..” And he interrupted and was like: 😐 yeah you do.
[2026-06-01 15:04:00] Dave: Hates him
[2026-06-01 15:04:00] Sam Willis: Omg he doesn’t like Reid?!?
[2026-06-01 15:05:00] Dave: Ok soooo?
[2026-06-01 15:05:00] Dave: Remind me
[2026-06-01 15:05:00] Sam Willis: ok well I’m actually getting in the car now but I have to run errands and such
[2026-06-01 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Then I have a meeting at 2
[2026-06-01 15:05:00] Dave: Ok soooo?
[2026-06-01 15:05:00] Dave: I will on our check in
[2026-06-01 15:05:00] Dave: I mean… you know Reid right lol?
[2026-06-01 15:05:00] Sam Willis: EXPLAIN
[2026-06-01 15:06:00] Sam Willis: Soooo after that?
[2026-06-01 15:06:00] Dave: Soooo do you want me to call you now or wait till later?
[2026-06-01 15:06:00] Dave: Are you saying to go ahead and call?
[2026-06-01 15:07:00] Dave: Yep
[2026-06-01 15:07:00] Sam Willis: Later if that works for you
[2026-06-01 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good Lord, there's this ongoing investigation right now of this woman that went missing after she fell off of her boat in the Bahamas and it kinda seems sus it kind of seems like her husband has something to do with it so all I wanna do is listen to a podcast about like what is happening cause that's better than reading a news article So I find this podcast in this dumb bitch must just like hearing herself talk because she keeps saying the same fucking things over and over and over again it's like bitch I get it. She keeps harping on like this one piece that doesn't make sense. It's like cool move on like we get it wrong. The same page like that seems sus fucking Christ. It's very annoying. Also, do you know what else is annoying people on drugs? Holy shit I'm driving through downtown and like it is a scary place actually downtown downtown is it it's outskirts of downtown. It's like wow. And if this is during the day, imagine at night
[2026-06-01 15:37:00] Sam Willis: It’s like if Josh Barrett had his own podcast. Christ
[2026-06-01 15:52:00] Dave: Yeah bro
[2026-06-01 15:52:00] Dave: The homeless situation is pretty rough
[2026-06-01 15:55:00] Sam Willis: I wish I could take a nap 😭
[2026-06-01 15:56:00] Dave: You can say it
[2026-06-01 15:56:00] Dave: Why don’t you
[2026-06-01 15:56:00] Dave: Because you have to check in with my dumb ass?
[2026-06-01 15:57:00] Dave: It’s fine
[2026-06-01 15:57:00] Sam Willis: Lolol no you idiot
[2026-06-01 15:58:00] Sam Willis: I have a meeting and the dogs will be insane then I gotta bring this medicine to a foster then go to the grocery store and I gotta eat and I’m so grumpy!
[2026-06-01 15:59:00] Dave: And where do I fit in exactly?
[2026-06-01 15:59:00] Sam Willis: After the meeting and while the dogs are still crazy
[2026-06-01 16:01:00] Sam Willis: And probs while I’m stuffing my face
[2026-06-01 16:02:00] Dave: I can’t wait to stuff your face 😏
[2026-06-01 16:02:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm meeee neither
[2026-06-01 16:17:00] Sam Willis: No. I went to Trader Joe’s on Friday night. But that was like for funsies
[2026-06-01 16:17:00] Dave: Didn’t
[2026-06-01 16:17:00] Dave: Did you just go shopping
[2026-06-01 16:17:00] Sam Willis: Omg I have like 0 food here 😅
[2026-06-01 16:17:00] Dave: And like restock everything f
[2026-06-01 16:19:00] Sam Willis: Did you go yet?
[2026-06-01 16:23:00] Dave: Nah
[2026-06-01 16:25:00] Sam Willis: I’m over work today
[2026-06-01 16:25:00] Sam Willis: This needs to be done
[2026-06-01 16:27:00] Dave: I still haven’t found any
[2026-06-01 16:27:00] Sam Willis: But also. That Nutella Peanut spread is sooooooo good!!
[2026-06-01 16:27:00] Sam Willis: Ugh that sucks
[2026-06-01 16:28:00] Dave: Can I lick it off your nipples?
[2026-06-01 16:28:00] Dave: Omg idk what’s wrong with me today
[2026-06-01 16:28:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-06-01 16:28:00] Sam Willis: You can try it when you’re here
[2026-06-01 16:28:00] Dave: All I can think about is doing things to you
[2026-06-01 16:29:00] Dave: I guess I’m just getting geared up to tease you all week
[2026-06-01 16:29:00] Dave: I mean… that’s not “wrong” with me lol
[2026-06-01 16:29:00] Sam Willis: What IS with you?! 😜 jk
[2026-06-01 16:30:00] Sam Willis: There will be no teasing!!!! Grrrr
[2026-06-01 16:30:00] Dave: Yes you do 😈
[2026-06-01 16:30:00] Sam Willis: I will torture back 🤬
[2026-06-01 16:30:00] Sam Willis: I don’t like torture!!!
[2026-06-01 16:41:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-01 16:42:00] Sam Willis: Oh yea, you guys would love each other
[2026-06-01 16:42:00] Sam Willis: Somehow that does actually sound more racist 😂😂
[2026-06-01 16:42:00] Dave: Do you think I would like your brother? I do
[2026-06-01 16:43:00] Sam Willis: 😭
[2026-06-01 16:43:00] Dave: Yeah that kinda hit me too
[2026-06-01 16:52:00] Dave: wtf call is it
[2026-06-01 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Goddddd I’m still on this call
[2026-06-01 16:53:00] Sam Willis: Just a 1x1 type meeting with Michael C and Jessie on Chris Foyes team about insider risks related to digital assets. Like I cannot
[2026-06-01 16:54:00] Dave: Gross
[2026-06-01 17:03:00] Sam Willis: Are you free to check in or is it too late?
[2026-06-01 17:03:00] Dave: Call
[2026-06-01 17:03:00] Dave: Yep
[2026-06-01 17:40:00] Dave: Ok so now that you remember what I look like are you going to have some plans you forgot about next week?
[2026-06-01 17:41:00] Sam Willis: Really??
[2026-06-01 17:41:00] Sam Willis: I loved seeing your face and that boyish smirk you have is sooooooo adorable
[2026-06-01 17:41:00] Sam Willis: Are YOU!!?
[2026-06-01 17:41:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-06-01 17:43:00] Dave: No! You’re still super smokin hot
[2026-06-01 17:43:00] Dave: As I remember
[2026-06-01 17:44:00] Sam Willis: = hott! 😍😍
[2026-06-01 17:44:00] Dave: You got some catching up to do
[2026-06-01 17:44:00] Sam Willis: You look just as you did in April!!!
[2026-06-01 17:44:00] Dave: Please 🙏
[2026-06-01 17:44:00] Dave: Even if I run every day lol
[2026-06-01 17:44:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm just take the image in your mind and add 5 more lbs to it
[2026-06-01 17:44:00] Sam Willis: Bc I feel like eating a lot of cookies this week
[2026-06-01 17:45:00] Dave: I’m glad you think so 🥰
[2026-06-01 17:46:00] Sam Willis: 🥰
[2026-06-01 17:46:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm I cannot WAIT to make out with you!! Godddd I love kissing you.
[2026-06-01 18:36:00] Sam Willis: Have you tried these?
[2026-06-01 18:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-01 18:41:00] Dave: Nah
[2026-06-01 18:42:00] Dave: I don’t fuck with the flavored Oreos
[2026-06-01 18:42:00] Dave: You know this
[2026-06-01 18:45:00] Sam Willis: I thought maybe you atleast might try them
[2026-06-01 18:46:00] Dave: They’re ass
[2026-06-01 18:46:00] Sam Willis: Even knowing they are typically disappointing
[2026-06-01 18:46:00] Dave: Nope
[2026-06-01 18:48:00] Sam Willis: Goddddd it’s so hot and fucking disgusting here
[2026-06-01 18:49:00] Sam Willis: You don’t have to be sooooo mean to the Oreos you know lol
[2026-06-01 18:49:00] Sam Willis: You don’t have to be sooooo mean to the Oreos you know lol
[2026-06-01 18:50:00] Dave: I don’t think you know how good you have it
[2026-06-01 18:50:00] Dave: And I can’t wait to get into some nice dry heat
[2026-06-01 18:50:00] Dave: I’m just being honest
[2026-06-01 18:51:00] Sam Willis: There’s never clouds.
[2026-06-01 18:51:00] Sam Willis: It’s not that dry
[2026-06-01 18:51:00] Sam Willis: It’s 102
[2026-06-01 18:51:00] Sam Willis: The sun never stops
[2026-06-01 18:51:00] Sam Willis: But we will see what you think!!
[2026-06-01 18:54:00] Dave: I’ll take desert heat any day
[2026-06-01 18:57:00] Dave: I’m gonna fuck you up
[2026-06-01 18:57:00] Dave: I’m gonna fuck you up
[2026-06-01 18:57:00] Dave: If you hmph me when I’m there…
[2026-06-01 18:57:00] Dave: If you hmph me when I’m there…
[2026-06-01 18:57:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-06-01 18:58:00] Sam Willis: Yes please!
[2026-06-01 19:00:00] Dave: Ha! The chic in the book I’m listening to just ordered a lemon drop
[2026-06-01 19:02:00] Sam Willis: What a quinkydink!
[2026-06-01 20:44:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Xander just called and he's like do you think that the dog tattoo idea is stupid and I'm like no he's like cause I told my mom about it and she told me that animal tattoos always turned out really bad and they just looks stupid and I'm like I've seen plenty of people with dog tattoos or cat tattoos and they look great. I'm like so it's up to you one if you wanna get one or not I don't know why the fuck his mom says shit like this. She's such a dumb whore, but anyway, he was like Well, I need some money to fix up my truck and and I need to know this tattoo is gonna be expensive so do you think that I should take some money out of my account that I have from my dad and I was like well what kind of account is it like? Isn't checking account savings he's like well. There's some in a checking account and then I have some in a brokerage account too and I'm like well. Don't fuck with the brokerage account but if you have a checking Account. You're 19 years old you're an adult like do you need your mom's permission or anything to take money out and he's like no I just go to the bank and take out some money and I'm like well. I mean a car having you know a reliable vehicle is important so if you need money to fix it, then you should do that. I'm like you if you don't need anybody's permission then go for it and then I was like how much money is in there like do you have enough? He's like 90,000. I'm like in a checking account and he's like yeah I'm like that doesn't even make sense Xander why would $90,000 be sitting in checking account not earning any interest And he's like bro I have $90,000 in checking account and then like do you wanna know how much I have in the brokerage and I'm like I'm like no I don't need to know how much money you guys got I'm like why is $90,000 in the checking account I'm like is this Molly's account too and he's like no Molly has her own account Molly can't touch it until she's 18. I'm like OK why are you calling me and asking me? I didn't say the last part but like do what you gotta do but why is $90,000 sitting in a checking account
[2026-06-01 21:16:00] Dave: How did they get that much money?
[2026-06-01 21:16:00] Sam Willis: None of my business
[2026-06-01 21:16:00] Sam Willis: Life insurance I guess
[2026-06-01 21:16:00] Dave: And wtf?! Why WOULDN’T you want to know how much was in the brokerage?
[2026-06-01 21:16:00] Sam Willis: Why would I care?
[2026-06-01 21:17:00] Dave: 😐
[2026-06-01 21:17:00] Dave: Tea? Gos? Everything is your business
[2026-06-01 21:18:00] Sam Willis: Nah. Not with this. Their dad died and they got his death benefits. As they should!
[2026-06-01 21:19:00] Dave: But I’d what to know lol
[2026-06-01 21:19:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-01 21:19:00] Dave: Ofc they should have.
[2026-06-01 21:20:00] Sam Willis: It’s not relevant to me I guess
[2026-06-01 21:20:00] Dave: And he was asking you because he knows you make better decisions than his dumb ass mom
[2026-06-01 21:21:00] Sam Willis: Yea but he’s not good with facts lol so it’s very hard to give him advice sometimes lol
[2026-06-01 21:21:00] Sam Willis: All I know is I spent tens of thousands of $$ on Chaz so as long as Erica didn’t get any of his death benefits (which she did), so I don’t need to know anymore lol
[2026-06-01 21:21:00] Sam Willis: Yea but he’s not good with facts lol so it’s very hard to give him advice sometimes lol
[2026-06-01 21:22:00] Dave: Well… he’s still got $90k and is seeking multiple opinions on a reasonable question.
[2026-06-01 21:23:00] Sam Willis: $90k just chilling in a checking account lol
[2026-06-01 21:24:00] Dave: Which is all the more impressive he hasn’t blown it
[2026-06-01 21:24:00] Sam Willis: I agree. I’m proud of him. He needs to keep it for a house some day.
[2026-06-01 21:25:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby. Sweet dreams! ❤️
[2026-06-01 21:25:00] Dave: Well sweetie, ima hit the hay
[2026-06-01 21:25:00] Sam Willis: Eeeeee!!! It’s going to be awesome!!!!
[2026-06-01 21:25:00] Dave: 1 week from now I’m not going to be able to sleep 😁
[2026-06-01 21:26:00] Sam Willis: I will before bed
[2026-06-01 21:26:00] Sam Willis: WE ARE GETTING SO CLOSE!!!
[2026-06-01 21:26:00] Dave: Speaking of… you only have a couple more hours to get off!!
[2026-06-01 21:26:00] Sam Willis: Fuck. Ahhhh
[2026-06-01 21:27:00] Dave: That’s more like it
[2026-06-01 21:27:00] Sam Willis: lol unless I fall asleep!!! 😜
[2026-06-01 21:27:00] Dave: I’ll look forward to an afterglow pic when I wake up 🥰
[2026-06-01 21:27:00] Sam Willis: Okkkk I’ll send.
[2026-06-01 21:28:00] Sam Willis: I love you. Night night
[2026-06-01 21:28:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-06-01 21:28:00] Dave: Ok, nite nite princess
[2026-06-01 21:28:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-01 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-01 23:49:00] Sam Willis: 🥵 I am sooooooo excited and ready for you to be in this bed with me ❤️❤️

(missing Obey)

(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW The conversation began with an optimistic morning, transitioning into playful teasing and sexual tension throughout the day, and closed with tender, affectionate farewells. The defining theme was anticipation and excitement for an upcoming reunion, as well as playful banter and fantasies about future encounters.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Mood and Plans - Dave's message was enthusiastic and optimistic about the upcoming week, expressing excitement about an upcoming trip and a new double-lane road. Sam was less chipper, feeling tired and unmotivated. - Emotional Register: Dave's mood was high, Sam's was more sluggish. - Notable Quote: "Everything's gonna be fantastic. We're gonna feel good." – Dave

  1. Work and Meetings
  2. Sam expressed frustration with early meetings and a dislike for the daily routine. Dave suggested avoiding early meetings if possible.
  3. Emotional Register: Frustration and annoyance.

  4. Notable Quote: "Are they meeting in the club? Get to fucking work and my day is already like a meeting or two." – Sam

  5. Dream and Emotional Reflections

  6. Sam shared a troubling dream about a past relationship, feeling defensive and upset. She discussed how sex can be emotionally charged for her, which can make conversations about improving their sex life challenging.
  7. Emotional Register: Confused, defensive, and reflective.

  8. Notable Quote: "In real life, in prior relationships, if there's been conversations about oh you know our sex life... I'm on the defensive." – Sam

  9. Job Rejections and Career Thoughts

  10. Sam mentioned receiving a rejection for a job she interviewed for, expressing frustration but also a new openness to a career change. She discussed her burnout and the idea of pivoting in her career direction.
  11. Emotional Register: Frustration, openness, and contemplative.

  12. Notable Quote: "My burnout with Schwab is real." – Sam

  13. Anticipation for the Upcoming Reunion

  14. Both expressed excitement and anticipation for their upcoming reunion, discussing plans and fantasies about their time together.
  15. Emotional Register: Excitement, anticipation, and longing.

  16. Notable Quote: "I cannot wait for that. It’s going to be amazing." – Dave

  17. Physical Description and Teasing

  18. Sam discussed weight gain, feeling insecure, and Dave teasingly responded. They also joked about oversized clothing and the upcoming visit, hinting at sexual activities.
  19. Emotional Register: Self-conscious, playful, and flirtatious.

  20. Notable Quote: "I’ve gained like 2 lbs. I thought I actually might have lost some weight." – Sam

  21. Podcast and Daily Observations

  22. Sam shared her thoughts on a podcast she listened to about a missing woman, expressing frustration with the host's repetitive style. They also discussed the issue of homelessness and drug use in their city.
  23. Emotional Register: Frustration and observant.
  24. Notable Quote: "There's this ongoing investigation right now of this woman that went missing after she fell off of her boat in the Bahamas." – Sam

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave and Sam discussed their sexual activities and fantasies, including Dave's desire to tease and Sam's anticipation for physical affection. They mentioned plans to have sex and the excitement of their upcoming reunion. - Initiation & Escalation: Both initiated and escalated the conversation, with Dave often leading in teasing. - Specific Language: "I want to squeeze you to death!", "I will be taking advantage!!!", "I’m gonna fuck you up." - Physical Sensations: Discussed the feeling of weight gain and how it might affect their physical encounters. - Toys, Scenarios, Fantasies: None mentioned.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave led with optimism and teasing, while Sam followed with more reserved and sometimes frustrated responses, showing vulnerability in her work and personal reflections. - There was playful tension and affection, with Dave taking a more dominant role in teasing and Sam showing both bratty pushback and tender affection. - Expressions of love and longing were present throughout, especially in the anticipation for their upcoming meeting. - The dynamic was generally balanced, with moments of playfulness and deeper emotional connection.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Everything's gonna be fantastic." – Dave, expressing optimism - "Are they meeting in the club? Get to fucking work." – Sam, frustrated - "In real life, in prior relationships, if there's been conversations about our sex life... I'm on the defensive." – Sam, discussing past experiences - "I cannot wait for that. It's gonna be amazing." – Dave, anticipating their reunion - "I've gained like 2 lbs. I thought I actually might have lost some weight." – Sam, discussing her weight - "There's this ongoing investigation right now of this woman that went missing after she fell off of her boat in the Bahamas." – Sam, sharing a podcast detail - "I want to squeeze you to death!" – Dave, expressing physical longing - "I will be taking advantage!!!" – Sam, expressing anticipation for intimacy - "I’m gonna fuck you up." – Dave, playful and dominant - "I love you. Night night." – Sam, affectionate farewell

CONTINUITY HOOKS - The anticipation and plans for their upcoming reunion are a significant continuity hook. - Sam's feelings of burnout and thoughts on a career change leave an open thread. - The playful teasing and anticipation for physical intimacy will likely continue in future conversations. - Dave's teasing and the investment in their sexual dynamics suggest ongoing themes in their interactions.

MOOD MAP Nervous anticipation → playful teasing → frustrated reflections → optimistic excitement → affectionate longing

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    354

    102.1 more; previous daily average 251.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    27

    0.3 fewer; previous daily average 27.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 167 · 47% 187 · 53%
Average reply time 1m 26s (n=91) 2m 17s (n=91)
Conversation starts 1 of 2 · 50% 1 of 2 · 50%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 26s (n=91). 51% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 55s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 428 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 17s (n=91). 22% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 56s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 424 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 50.0%; 16.7 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 66.7% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 8m 21s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.0%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 41% higher than the previous daily average of 251.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
  • Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 51% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 55s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 428 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 354 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update51 · 14%
Humor48 · 14%
Frustration37 · 10%
Affection33 · 9%
Excitement28 · 8%

All other signals

Vulnerability25 · 7%
Checking in18 · 5%
Flirting18 · 5%
Emotional support12 · 3%
Planning12 · 3%
Encouragement11 · 3%
Sexting11 · 3%
Request10 · 3%
Appreciation8 · 2%
Disagreement5 · 1%
Deep sharing4 · 1%
Boundary setting3 · 1%
Passive aggression1 · 0%
Unmet need1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (26), Humor (23), Affection (19), Frustration (15), Flirting (14)
  • Sam Willis: Humor (25), Status update (25), Frustration (22), Vulnerability (20), Excitement (19)

Tension and positive follow-ups

22 of 31 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (71%).

9 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 35s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 31 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I guessssssss I’ll try to be happy too.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Mmmmm I was just thinking about hugging you 🥰🥰

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Sigh

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m like 25% of the way there lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ooo I can’t wait for that!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

Episode 2 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Are you already oyw to work??

  2. Context · · Dave

    Ahh ok

  3. Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk no. Just starting to get ready This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk no. Just starting to get ready

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    How’s the office?

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk no. Just starting to get ready

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    How’s the office?

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    I’ve gained like 2 lbs 🤬🤬

  4. Context · · Dave

    wtf you said you were getting fat!

  5. Context · · Dave

    ONLY 2 LBS??

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

295 of 354 messages (83.3%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 135 / 167 80.8%
Sam Willis 160 / 187 85.6%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.82
Appreciation 0.77
Boundary setting 0.67
Checking in 0.64
Deep sharing 0.68
Disagreement 0.64
Emotional support 0.69
Encouragement 0.70
Excitement 0.77
Flirting 0.80
Frustration 0.65
Humor 0.67
Passive aggression 0.70
Planning 0.74
Request 0.65
Sexting 0.84
Status update 0.61
Unmet need 0.60
Vulnerability 0.67
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 07:34:14
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 33 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am ready for a great week. Nice fresh start. Everything's gonna be fantastic. We're gonna feel good. It's gonna be a great week. You have some motivation to get through it cause Abou…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re all chipper this morning!

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby ❤️

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am ready for a great week. Nice fresh start. Everything's gonna be fantastic. We're gonna feel good. It's gonna be a great week. You have some motivation to get through it cause Abou…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re all chipper this morning!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby ❤️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I guessssssss I’ll try to be happy too.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Mmmmm I was just thinking about hugging you 🥰🥰

score 0.88 · confidence 0.782

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby ❤️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I guessssssss I’ll try to be happy too.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Mmmmm I was just thinking about hugging you 🥰🥰

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sigh

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m like 25% of the way there lol

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I want to squeeze you to death!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well don’t actually kill me lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    That’s great for first thing in the morning!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I can’t wait to cuddle and sleep in!!!! Omg gonna be amazing

  5. Context · · Dave

    That’s great for first thing in the morning!! This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    That’s great for first thing in the morning!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I can’t wait to cuddle and sleep in!!!! Omg gonna be amazing

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    That’s great for first thing in the morning!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok listening to true crime podcast so I can wake up 🥰

  5. Context · · Dave

    Nothing gets you going in the morning like rape, murder, and mayhem!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Nothing but sexy 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Nothing but sexy 🥵 Look!!!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Hmph. But thank you

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oversized tshirts all next week is the plan!! ☺️

  5. Context · · Dave

    If you’re wearing oversized shirts, I’m bringing a freakin puffy winter jacket

Boundary setting

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.72 · confidence 0.5864999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    The entire time though, I’d just be thinking “you wanna fuck on meeeee?!?!??”

  2. Context · · Dave

    I fuck on youuuuu

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Not today satan, not today!!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    exactly!!!!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Is it time to go home yet

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Don’t forget today’s your last day for 💦

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    No!!! Bc I’ll die!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Then no sexting for the rest of the week!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    You mean… EXTRA sexting for the rest of the week

  5. Context · · Dave

    I WANT you ready to explode when I get there 😈

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Xander just called and he's like do you think that the dog tattoo idea is stupid and I'm like no he's like cause I told my mom about it and she told me that animal tattoos always turned out really bad and they just looks stu…

  2. Context · · Dave

    How did they get that much money?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    None of my business

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Life insurance I guess

  5. Context · · Dave

    And wtf?! Why WOULDN’T you want to know how much was in the brokerage?

Checking in

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am ready for a great week. Nice fresh start. Everything's gonna be fantastic. We're gonna feel good. It's gonna be a great week. You have some motivation to get through it cause Abou…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re all chipper this morning!

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby ❤️

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am ready for a great week. Nice fresh start. Everything's gonna be fantastic. We're gonna feel good. It's gonna be a great week. You have some motivation to get through it cause Abou…

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You’re all chipper this morning!

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby ❤️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I guessssssss I’ll try to be happy too.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok listening to true crime podcast so I can wake up 🥰

  2. Context · · Dave

    Nothing gets you going in the morning like rape, murder, and mayhem!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Are you already oyw to work??

  4. Context · · Dave

    Ahh ok

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk no. Just starting to get ready This message responded to an earlier message.

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Who is the better skateboarder: Tony hawk or bam margera

  2. Context · · Dave

    Different styles, but Tony Hawk by a wide margin

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Bam was world class for sure, but TH created tricks, set, and broke world records, etc

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Boooooo. I got the “thanks but no thanks” email for the job I sent in the video interview for. Bitches.

  5. Context · · Dave

    You didn’t want that job anyway

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    You make it pretty easy by being AWESOME

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I appreciate you being my hype man🥹

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    But like not just a job change. Like the whole focus of my career

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    My horoscope shit all talks about a career change

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    My burnout with Schwab is real

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    I mean, you’d definitely have to take a pay cut

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Boooooo

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I don’t want to be like the person that talks to people. I want to investigate in the background

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Track some fuckers. Catch them in their lies!!!!! Yasssss omg that job is meant for me lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Uh yeah

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    You absolutely have not

  2. Context · · Dave

    Here am I sitting over here with a muffin top

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Negative

  4. Context · · Dave

    Have you just been talking shit about “how much weight I’ve gained”??

  5. Context · · Dave

    Welp… no eating this week I guess

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hates him

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg he doesn’t like Reid?!?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Ok soooo?

  4. Context · · Dave

    Remind me

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    ok well I’m actually getting in the car now but I have to run errands and such

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Have you tried these?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Nah

  4. Context · · Dave

    I don’t fuck with the flavored Oreos

  5. Context · · Dave

    You know this

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am ready for a great week. Nice fresh start. Everything's gonna be fantastic. We're gonna feel good. It's gonna be a great week. You have some motivation to get through it cause Abou…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re all chipper this morning!

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby ❤️

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7394999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I can’t wait to cuddle and sleep in!!!! Omg gonna be amazing

  2. Context · · Dave

    That’s great for first thing in the morning!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ok listening to true crime podcast so I can wake up 🥰

  4. Context · · Dave

    Nothing gets you going in the morning like rape, murder, and mayhem!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Are you already oyw to work??

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    ONLY 2 LBS??

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I thought I actually might have LOST some weight 😭😭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    😭😭😭

  4. Context · · Dave

    wtf bro

  5. Context · · Dave

    😩😩😩

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.79 · confidence 0.731

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    No. I felt fatter last week. But yesterday I felt really good.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Positive

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You absolutely have not

  4. Context · · Dave

    Here am I sitting over here with a muffin top

  5. Context · · Dave

    Negative

score 0.77 · confidence 0.697

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Alrighty now I'm supposed to be all chipper, but I'm just still not really feeling it I'm gonna try I think mostly cause I just have like a ton of meetings. I just like really don't like that. I start my day. Ar…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha fake it till you make it

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Maybe you could not accept meetings that early?

  4. Context · · Dave

    That’s actually really shitty - not being able to ride in in peace

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hopefully Samir won’t have meetings this early

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Bam was world class for sure, but TH created tricks, set, and broke world records, etc

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Boooooo. I got the “thanks but no thanks” email for the job I sent in the video interview for. Bitches.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You didn’t want that job anyway

  4. Context · · Dave

    Fuck them

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Assholes.

Excitement

Showing 3 of 28 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am ready for a great week. Nice fresh start. Everything's gonna be fantastic. We're gonna feel good. It's gonna be a great week. You have some motivation to get through it cause Abou…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re all chipper this morning!

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby ❤️

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sigh

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m like 25% of the way there lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ooo I can’t wait for that!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ooo I can’t wait for that!!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    I want to squeeze you to death!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m like 25% of the way there lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ooo I can’t wait for that!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ooo I can’t wait for that!!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    I want to squeeze you to death!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well don’t actually kill me lol

Flirting

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.82 · confidence 0.7565

  1. Context · · Dave

    Don’t try to backpeddle now

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Let’s see those titties 😏😘

  4. Context · · Dave

    That’s sooo nothing 🙄

  5. Context · · Dave

    That’s sooo nothing 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    That’s sooo nothing 🙄

  2. Context · · Dave

    That’s sooo nothing 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Nothing but sexy 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Nothing but sexy 🥵 Look!!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hmph. But thank you

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    That’s sooo nothing 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Nothing but sexy 🥵 This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Nothing but sexy 🥵 Look!!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hmph. But thank you

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oversized tshirts all next week is the plan!! ☺️

Frustration

Showing 3 of 37 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I guessssssss I’ll try to be happy too.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Mmmmm I was just thinking about hugging you 🥰🥰

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Sigh

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m like 25% of the way there lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ooo I can’t wait for that!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Are you already oyw to work??

  2. Context · · Dave

    Ahh ok

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk no. Just starting to get ready This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk no. Just starting to get ready

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    How’s the office?

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ahh ok

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk no. Just starting to get ready This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk no. Just starting to get ready

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    How’s the office?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’ve gained like 2 lbs 🤬🤬

Humor

Showing 3 of 48 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re all chipper this morning!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby ❤️

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I guessssssss I’ll try to be happy too.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Mmmmm I was just thinking about hugging you 🥰🥰

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sigh

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ooo I can’t wait for that!!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    I want to squeeze you to death!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Well don’t actually kill me lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    That’s great for first thing in the morning!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I can’t wait to cuddle and sleep in!!!! Omg gonna be amazing

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    That’s great for first thing in the morning!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok listening to true crime podcast so I can wake up 🥰

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Nothing gets you going in the morning like rape, murder, and mayhem!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Are you already oyw to work??

  5. Context · · Dave

    Ahh ok

Passive aggression

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    You can say it

  2. Context · · Dave

    Why don’t you

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Because you have to check in with my dumb ass?

  4. Context · · Dave

    It’s fine

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lolol no you idiot

Planning

Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Nothing but sexy 🥵 Look!!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hmph. But thank you

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Oversized tshirts all next week is the plan!! ☺️

  4. Context · · Dave

    If you’re wearing oversized shirts, I’m bringing a freakin puffy winter jacket

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh shut up

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I dunno to be honest. But I’m pigeon holed here in my current role for sure. And I need to develop more skills bc I really know fuck all about cyber and IT This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I dunno to be honest. But I’m pigeon holed here in my current role for sure. And I need to develop more skills bc I really know fuck all about cyber and IT

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Or the midland job where it’s audit over all of the bank, not just tech focused

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Next Monday will be WFH dayyyyyy!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yuuuup

score 0.78 · confidence 0.697

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I will be!!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Duhhhhh

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Right. Because we’ll be sexting all week

  4. Context · · Dave

    You know us

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

Request

Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    We shall seeeeeee

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hmmm

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Do you want a career change

  4. Context · · Dave

    Tbh though, a job change in risk could feel different enough to be a whole career change

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I dunno to be honest. But I’m pigeon holed here in my current role for sure. And I need to develop more skills bc I really know fuck all about cyber and IT This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I know I knowwwww but like there’s a lot of badasses there on the investigations side

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah you’d have been a good investigator

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You still could tbh

  4. Context · · Dave

    I mean, you’d definitely have to take a pay cut

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Boooooo

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    Didn’t you already get that email last week?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    And now I’m still waiting on a damn date lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    No. Last week I got the “still waiting on info, I’ll get ahold of you Monday”

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like someone lemme know please

Sexting

Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Dave

    Don’t try to backpeddle now

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Let’s see those titties 😏😘

  4. Context · · Dave

    That’s sooo nothing 🙄

  5. Context · · Dave

    That’s sooo nothing 🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.78 · confidence 0.78

  1. Context · · Dave

    Just like an audit

  2. Context · · Dave

    Lololol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    The entire time though, I’d just be thinking “you wanna fuck on meeeee?!?!??”

  4. Context · · Dave

    I fuck on youuuuu

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Not today satan, not today!!!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Lololol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    The entire time though, I’d just be thinking “you wanna fuck on meeeee?!?!??”

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I fuck on youuuuu

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Not today satan, not today!!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    exactly!!!!!

Status update

Showing 3 of 51 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Nothing gets you going in the morning like rape, murder, and mayhem!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Are you already oyw to work??

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Ahh ok

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk no. Just starting to get ready This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fackkkk no. Just starting to get ready

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    😩😩😩

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’ve always had a muffin top

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    No. I felt fatter last week. But yesterday I felt really good. This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well I haven’t been eating a ton.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    No. I felt fatter last week. But yesterday I felt really good.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oversized tshirts all next week is the plan!! ☺️

  2. Context · · Dave

    If you’re wearing oversized shirts, I’m bringing a freakin puffy winter jacket

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh shut up

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I dress like a hobo

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahahaha

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Unmet need

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Life insurance I guess

  2. Context · · Dave

    And wtf?! Why WOULDN’T you want to know how much was in the brokerage?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Why would I care?

  4. Context · · Dave

    😐

  5. Context · · Dave

    Tea? Gos? Everything is your business

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 25 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    wtf you said you were getting fat!

  2. Context · · Dave

    ONLY 2 LBS??

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I thought I actually might have LOST some weight 😭😭

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    😭😭😭

  5. Context · · Dave

    wtf bro

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    wtf bro

  2. Context · · Dave

    😩😩😩

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’ve always had a muffin top

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    No. I felt fatter last week. But yesterday I felt really good. This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well I haven’t been eating a ton.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    😩😩😩

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’ve always had a muffin top

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    No. I felt fatter last week. But yesterday I felt really good. This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well I haven’t been eating a ton.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    No. I felt fatter last week. But yesterday I felt really good.