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2026-05-20

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[2026-05-20 07:57:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well. I had a great night because I had sex dreams about you all night long. It seemed like that anyway I don't know. If it was really all night, it was probably only like 10 minutes before I woke up how that goes. It felt like. Forever, which was awesome And like him or anything, it wasn't like super vivid. It was more just like. Just kind of a conglomeration of all the things that we've been talking about nothing like super specific just that like we were definitely doing all the things but like time and Space was kind of messed up like it was just from just like a kind of a stream of thoughts from our list So it was still pretty awesome though Yeah, I'm still like pretty hard just from that AnyWho How's your day look? For meetings and stuff I've got a lot of done meetings, which is dumb I got five more adapters, packaged up and sent out this morning I've got a pretty steady stream. I don't have any salt so far this month but It's been a good bit plus I got all three printers going now I think I'm finally at like a good Prototype on my rocker dock, so I'm gonna send send that out to Dominic today do some testing and See how he likes it and then we'll make any tweaks And then go into production So that'll be pretty awesome Need to build a website still though, but I kinda also need to Get photos of like the finished product whenever the design ends up being in the end But yeah, that's coming along quite nicely I cannot wait to see you. That's starting to become all I can think about as my dreams might indicate. I'm so looking forward to hanging out and meeting your dog goes and watching the big Lebowski still even if we have to do it not high Which is totally fine lame but fine just being with you is good enough. We don't need substances. But of course, we can still drink But yeah, looking forward to it no matter what happens What else spares upstairs with me today you might hear him Tear a toy apart right here in front of me And gray kitty skulking around behind him Black keys even up here laying around too it's so funny. I know I've told you this before. But it's so funny that Black kitty just is a completely different cat. Both of them are completely different up here like downstairs as soon as bear sees black kitty. He's on him like just after him and black kitties runs away his son and carrying on looking asshole. And upstairs though that kitty doesn't even like get up out of the floor when he's laying in the hall, just laying out on his fucking back all vulnerable and bear comes trotting by. He does like he doesn't even flinch. It's so funny oh my God I'm not even tired. I don't know why John bear can't you see talking to Sam? He's getting all in my face Build a shirt All right baby doll I hope you have a great ride to work and I miss you and I love you and you're wonderful. Your hair is beautiful. Your face is amazing. Your body is the best and you are the definitely. The hottest Schwabe there is Does that make you? I don't know OK baby, I will talk to you later. I can't wait to hear your voice.
[2026-05-20 08:32:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I am working from home today cause it's Wednesday And I'm going to Kai's graduation and I gotta leave at like 1230 now. I gotta leave at like 1215. So Anyway I don't wanna fucking work on my stupid 7:15 AM Daily stand-up my stupid, 730 one on one with Stephen I'm like not even awake and I have to like turn on my brain to talk to my boss at 7:30 in the fucking morning. This is so stupid I'm grumpy. I haven't checked how I slept, but I feel like I'm very grumpy. Anyway I don't know why I'm so grumpy Guys, I was like the wheat goes on though every week I get more grumpy like Loki. It's just a trash guy. Anyway, I've noticed that like on Mondays and Tuesdays I'm Deece I wanna just fucking murder people Hold on I'll be back He's freaking out hold on Maybe she's better now Loki Calm down anyway I guess I'll stay Gonna say I'm glad you had great dreams or at least it felt like great dreams and I don't know what I dreamed about last night. I don't maybe it was nothing cause I don't really remember anything. It's so weird how sometimes dreams can be so vivid and then other times it's like I don't know that never happened. But she was just like normal do you think people dream every single night even if you don't remember it but like we do dream every night Maybe that happened Anyway, OK, focus focus focus I love your daily affirmations of me there they make me smile and giggle and you're just adorable so thank you for that And What else did you even say about the cats isn't that so weird it's like they have a territory and they're like fearless in their own territory but then when they like get out of their normal territory Yeah, then they active. I don't know it's weird. Cats are so fucking fickle dogs too, but like mostly cats. I love how you said We'll have fun together we don't need substances I mean, we're definitely still gonna drink, but yeah, I will see. Who knows who knows All right well I clearly did not thinking and I need to get up OK, bye
[2026-05-20 08:38:00] Sam Willis: He’s the last person I want to talk to today
[2026-05-20 08:38:00] Sam Willis: Yassss Stephen moved our 1x1 to tomorrow. Thank fuck.
[2026-05-20 08:43:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Do you know what I like to think about when it comes to Steven other than him being a total fucking like misogynist is that I actually think that like women intimidate him who the fuck is that my door? It's probably Amazon anyway I really think that women intimidate him because he acts so much more fucking awkward around like Rachel Medland and I then he does run his stupid fucking like Bros like Chris Foy and I think it's because We scare him That's why I'm telling myself because that makes me happier Like He doesn't try to like get to know us, unlike any sort of personal level He doesn't ask any Like life questions which I mean, I guess like I don't know maybe some leaders are like that cause they're like oh I don't wanna like pry on your life. I don't know. I think it's fucking weird. Like do you know shit about Eric's life? Does Eric know stuff about your life like I feel like this is just normal fucking shit when it comes to your employees. How are you supposed to know what motivates and drives them if you don't know them at all. He's constantly quoting fucking books about leadership styles and blah blah blah and it's like bro you don't even fucking apply the bullshit that you're saying I really don't like him. That is all.
[2026-05-20 08:53:00] Dave: Thanks
[2026-05-20 08:53:00] Sam Willis: It’s at one 🙄
[2026-05-20 08:53:00] Dave: wtf! The graduation is at NOON?!
[2026-05-20 08:53:00] Sam Willis: Dude that looks great!!
[2026-05-20 08:53:00] Dave: Thanks
[2026-05-20 08:54:00] Sam Willis: ppl fucking work
[2026-05-20 08:54:00] Dave: Still… middle of the day is what I mean
[2026-05-20 08:54:00] Sam Willis: lol right?? WHO DOES THIS
[2026-05-20 08:54:00] Sam Willis: It’s just crazy
[2026-05-20 08:55:00] Dave: Hahaha your fuck-bucket is
[2026-05-20 09:02:00] Sam Willis: Oooo I like that term! Fuck bucket
[2026-05-20 09:15:00] Sam Willis: It’s the perfect amount of wavy
[2026-05-20 09:15:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t brushed my hair yet and I just got on camera and dang it looks good 😂 like legit lol
[2026-05-20 09:17:00] Dave: I wanna see!!
[2026-05-20 09:21:00] Sam Willis: Well now it looks wild
[2026-05-20 09:24:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-20 09:25:00] Sam Willis: wtf is this
[2026-05-20 09:25:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-20 09:34:00] Dave: Hmmm
[2026-05-20 09:35:00] Dave: Looks like there’s a firewall or antivirus program blocking scaler Client Connector traffic.
[2026-05-20 09:37:00] Sam Willis: Taking forever
[2026-05-20 09:37:00] Dave: Have you changed anything with your WiFi or router since Christian left?
[2026-05-20 09:37:00] Sam Willis: I can’t even get my computer to reboot
[2026-05-20 09:37:00] Dave: Is it still not working ?
[2026-05-20 09:37:00] Sam Willis: GRRRRRRRRR
[2026-05-20 09:37:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-20 09:38:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I had to unplug my Wi-Fi router this morning to change around some of my plugs and I quickly plugged it back in and it's all fine because the rest of my Internet's working so it shouldn't be that it's the stupid ass Z scaler
[2026-05-20 09:38:00] Dave: If it doesn’t go, you can hold down the power button until it turns off
[2026-05-20 09:39:00] Dave: Durr
[2026-05-20 09:39:00] Dave: Laptop
[2026-05-20 09:39:00] Sam Willis: wtf is a lappy
[2026-05-20 09:39:00] Dave: Restart should fix it
[2026-05-20 09:39:00] Dave: It’s probably because your lappy is jammed up
[2026-05-20 09:40:00] Sam Willis: 🤦‍♀️
[2026-05-20 09:40:00] Dave: You’re hot btw
[2026-05-20 09:40:00] Dave: Obviously I do
[2026-05-20 09:40:00] Sam Willis: Who the fuck calls it a lappy lol
[2026-05-20 09:40:00] Sam Willis: Just because
[2026-05-20 09:40:00] Sam Willis: I still just want to be annoyed with you
[2026-05-20 09:41:00] Sam Willis: Like no part of your personality is annoying.
[2026-05-20 09:41:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-05-20 09:41:00] Dave: I am pretty annoying
[2026-05-20 09:41:00] Sam Willis: What’s funny is I am pretty sure you’ve never ever annoyed me.
[2026-05-20 09:41:00] Dave: Ok 😌
[2026-05-20 09:42:00] Dave: Maybe not my personality, but surely something I’ve done or do annoys you??
[2026-05-20 09:42:00] Sam Willis: Whereas my shit is on full display every day!! ☺️☺️
[2026-05-20 09:42:00] Sam Willis: I’m sure there’s something, but I don’t see it lol
[2026-05-20 09:43:00] Sam Willis: Oh I have something lmaooo
[2026-05-20 09:43:00] Dave: Ooooh, ok what??
[2026-05-20 09:43:00] Dave: Nah your shit doesn’t annoy me at all!
[2026-05-20 09:43:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-05-20 09:45:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: The last time we were together, what was that weekend? What was the last weekend that we were together? Was that secret weekend or was that the weekend before? I still can't. I can't remember the names of our weekends anyway. I was getting ready to take a shower. I was in the shower and you were laughing hysterically watching YouTube. Which you were just watching literally the same thing as Instagram reels, but it was just on YouTube and you thought that was hilarious but you don't like scrolling Instagram And laughing at those when it's literally the exact same thing I just rolled my eyes when you were laughing your ass off
[2026-05-20 09:46:00] Dave: That’s annoying
[2026-05-20 09:46:00] Dave: Naked rendezvous
[2026-05-20 09:46:00] Sam Willis: Are you asking or telling
[2026-05-20 09:46:00] Sam Willis: Ahh yes. That weekend
[2026-05-20 09:47:00] Dave: Hmph
[2026-05-20 09:47:00] Dave: I’m telling. That’s annoying that you don’t even remember the weekend names!!
[2026-05-20 09:48:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-05-20 09:48:00] Dave: And that was literally the only time I’ve ever scrolled those shorts on YT lol
[2026-05-20 09:48:00] Sam Willis: Ok what else? Tell me more
[2026-05-20 09:49:00] Sam Willis: And that is my very point
[2026-05-20 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Uh huh
[2026-05-20 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Which they ARE
[2026-05-20 09:49:00] Sam Willis: You thought they were hilarious
[2026-05-20 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Well either way
[2026-05-20 09:49:00] Dave: It was just the one
[2026-05-20 09:50:00] Dave: And I do think the ones you send me are funny!
[2026-05-20 09:51:00] Dave: What I don’t do is sit and scroll short form content - be it IG, TT, YT
[2026-05-20 09:52:00] Dave: That isn’t actually even annoying. It was more a joke of opportunity because you couldn’t remember it right then and we’d JUST been talking about annoying things… anyway. I have plenty of tolerance for people not remembering things because I can’t remember shit lol
[2026-05-20 09:52:00] Dave: That isn’t actually even annoying. It was more a joke of opportunity because you couldn’t remember it right then and we’d JUST been talking about annoying things… anyway. I have plenty of tolerance for people not remembering things because I can’t remember shit lol
[2026-05-20 09:53:00] Sam Willis: One of the most fun things though is getting high or drunk and laughing your fucking ass off watching them
[2026-05-20 09:53:00] Sam Willis: This is fair. You cannot. 😂
[2026-05-20 09:59:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-05-20 09:59:00] Dave: Hopefully you get hired and you can expedite the drug test at the new place in the next 20 days 🤞🤞🤞
[2026-05-20 10:11:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-20 10:11:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, finally let me comment on your first message this morning so yes I do think Steven is Specially, so she said he's misogynistic which I guess I haven't ever really noticed or seen, but that doesn't surprise me I guess But yeah, I think you and Rachel absolutely scared him. You are both very intimidating women I know you don't think so but you are. Even to him who is like your boss or whatever I am 100% sure that he's Maybe maybe he should read some of those books he's always sometimes instead of just fucking getting a good read on them or whatever Yeah, he's such a little bitch So So Matt said that yesterday had this Like assessment call with all the third-party vendors we have like a fucking series of meetings with them to explain assessments and shit and the one that I didn't go to yesterday of course was the one where somebody got shitty with him That and just turned out to be all right, but the guy was just being pissy about having to do stuff and he told me about it afterwards that's what he said. He said that dude lucky I just came back from vacation and my bucket was it was still full because if he had called me in a week, I lost my shit. I thought that was funny too So the dreaming thing though is so if I've heard people say that like you like whenever somebody says well, I don't have dreams people like well yeah you dream every night actually, you know some bullshit like that but like If you don't remember it Then I don't consider it a dream because like what happens every night whether you remember it or not, is that your brain Like does it's processing and forms, memories and repairs and regenerates and moves shit around neurons and things and They say or think or whatever that that when you have dreams, it's you coming awake Like wow that is kind of still going on cause there's processes and you know the different kinds of sleep like sleep whatever So if you transition between those sleeps, you have like various levels of consciousness, so if your brain is processing a thing When you're in that transition when you have the opportunity to remember it Whatever was kind of being processed and that's why dreams can be crazy wild and all over the place is because your brain doesn't process these things like like you're getting a look kind of inside the machine a little bit like how shits just flowing and you're consciousness or what is trying to like make sense of Like literally neurons, moving memories, right and flourish together and some crazy ways and sometimes it's fear sometimes it's happiness and sometimes it's whatever or sometimes it's just crazy stuff But it's just you're basically getting a look at and sometimes it's perfectly coherent But you're kind of getting a look at how your brain is working I'm glad that you like my affirmations cause I love giving them to you cause they're so easy to do. I am just describing what I see and. Also, the other thing that I thought was interesting that you said is the territory thing and I've never thought about it like that but that's a really good point like They being fearless in their own area that their own, which is up here that they're like fucking fat kitty just lays in the floor with his feet sticking up and his big fat titties flopping over on the floor and bear and he didn't even fucking move like it Just doesn't even give a fuck downstairs. It's a whole other story. And bear I guess no it's just that it's their territory too. I guess and no not to fuck with them. I don't know it is funny, but that makes less sense that it's their territory in their fearless in their territory.
[2026-05-20 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm I love WFH days 🤭
[2026-05-20 10:12:00] Sam Willis: Ooo and then I get almost 6 inches?!! I’ll take it! ☺️
[2026-05-20 10:13:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God that's awesome. I love that you were just coming right when I was talking to you in that audio message. I just left and you are so fucking hot when you're all flushed and just got off oh my God I could just eat you right up and I'm going to. I'm gonna eat you right up. Can't wait till that face is looking up at me from all kinds of different angles God damn you are so so sexy. I love it. I hate you take that 6 inches that's easy though You can take that like a fucking champ. I already know from experience. Oh God, you're so sexy
[2026-05-20 10:13:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Since we're both working from home, I should've FaceTime me and we could've had a quick little live dirty talk session
[2026-05-20 10:14:00] Sam Willis: Damn didn’t even think of that!
[2026-05-20 10:16:00] Sam Willis: Such a fuckface.
[2026-05-20 10:16:00] Sam Willis: I think Stephen is one of those guys that like never knew how to talk to a girl. Like growing up.
[2026-05-20 10:17:00] Sam Willis: lol Matys
[2026-05-20 10:26:00] Sam Willis: I was in the middle of listening to your messages and I hear that sound where you know one of the animals threw up
[2026-05-20 10:26:00] Sam Willis: Dudeeeeeee
[2026-05-20 10:26:00] Sam Willis: Layla rarely throws up. And it was EVERYTHING
[2026-05-20 10:27:00] Sam Willis: I almost threw up myself
[2026-05-20 10:27:00] Dave: Naaaah…
[2026-05-20 10:27:00] Dave: That’s the worst@!@!
[2026-05-20 10:27:00] Sam Willis: Imagine that sitting there for fucking 6 more hours holy fuck
[2026-05-20 10:27:00] Sam Willis: Thank God I’m at home!!
[2026-05-20 10:27:00] Dave: Uuuugghghh
[2026-05-20 10:28:00] Dave: One of them woulda eaten it lololol
[2026-05-20 10:28:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-20 10:48:00] Sam Willis: We’ve probably talked about this before. But Jim Carrey is just so great in it.
[2026-05-20 10:48:00] Sam Willis: Btw. Liar liar is one of my favorite movies
[2026-05-20 10:50:00] Dave: I think about that every time you send a gif from that movie 😘
[2026-05-20 10:51:00] Dave: I haven’t seen it in FOREVER
[2026-05-20 10:51:00] Dave: That’s one of my top 5
[2026-05-20 10:51:00] Dave: YESSSSSS
[2026-05-20 10:51:00] Sam Willis: Also I’ve never seen pulp fiction. Maybe we add that to the list too lol
[2026-05-20 10:52:00] Dave: That’s another one I can (or could anyway) recite most of the lines from memory lol
[2026-05-20 10:53:00] Dave: I love most Quinton Tarantino movies
[2026-05-20 10:55:00] Dave: Well…
[2026-05-20 10:56:00] Dave: I mean are we gonna have time to watch another movie?
[2026-05-20 10:56:00] Dave: With all the fucking
[2026-05-20 10:56:00] Sam Willis: Who even knows!!
[2026-05-20 10:56:00] Sam Willis: 🤷‍♀️
[2026-05-20 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Reminding myself here to tell you about The Crash documentary updates
[2026-05-20 12:03:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, so I guess the dad of the girl remember how her parents were kind of like I just kept saying they were like off well I guess the dad is like a teacher like an art teacher or something and he just got put on leave of absence Which I think it's kind of ridiculous because this happened four years ago like why is he just now getting put on a leave of absence and I guess they were like you know he doesn't align with you know some of the things that he said in the documentary Were disturbing or something like that and so just basically I guess the schools getting a lot of like pushback because he's employed there and it's like impacting the kids and blah blah blah blah and I'm just like but why wasn't this a thing four years ago whenever His daughter fucking killed two kids. I don't know it just seems a little bit wild but yeah I just found that out yesterday and I was like really.
[2026-05-20 12:06:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: That shit is wild and that's what's so annoying. It's like that guy has been working and doing fine and regardless of what anybody thinks about him or what he said his daughter has gone to jail and killed two people who were like you know. Regardless of what a shit person she she like ended up being like she didn't mean to do I mean, maybe even if she didn't mean to do it she didn't like get like it was like a psychological problem right like she wasn't just a cold-blooded fucking murderer I don't think and even if she was she still incredibly sorry for which I think is as obvious and the parents like That's a tragedy for them as well and now four years later this guy gets fired because the documentary comes out or there's backlash because fucking shit people on the Internet. I think they're better than everybody else and start getting social media justice for what they perceive is this guy like Like all of a sudden, the Internet people are judge your jury and executioner And that's just so annoying about social media and shit like this and fucking asshole people who feel like it's there you know job or their right to like You know, ruin somebody's life for this shit it's fucking bullshit
[2026-05-20 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Hehe have a great nap baby!
[2026-05-20 12:07:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Also guess what time it is it's naptime Night night love you, baby
[2026-05-20 13:03:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh my God, I'm fucking dying. I reached out to this welder because of that fence that rotted out rusted out whatever the pool and. They said can you send pictures so I sent over some pictures that they sit over the video that I'm pretty sure I already sent you of like a couple weeks ago where I'm shaking it you can see that it's totally detached anyway I'm like pissed off signing in the video and I sent it to them not remember that I did that and it was like Oh God, I hope they don't fucking listen to it or watch it with sound on oh my God
[2026-05-20 13:30:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-20 13:31:00] Dave: Send me the video, I wanna hear it now
[2026-05-20 13:34:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-20 13:34:00] Sam Willis: It’s not terrible but not great! lol
[2026-05-20 13:37:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: That is absolutely great. I certainly hope that they did hear it that just makes them. I don't know if I heard it if I listen to it with the volume on last time but I absolutely love it when so when did you send that to them like what was that a while ago and you just realized that the That you were signing in the video or did you just send in the video?
[2026-05-20 13:38:00] Sam Willis: And I was making sure everything sent ok. And then I’m like omg. wtf lol
[2026-05-20 13:38:00] Sam Willis: I just sent it to them. But I took the video like 2 weeks ago
[2026-05-20 13:43:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: What if they hear it and they won't even quote me because they're gonna be like this girl's fucking dramatic she sounds like a pain in the ass so I'm probably just gonna pass on this
[2026-05-20 13:44:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-05-20 13:45:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I actually just listened to it again and it's actually super cute but maybe it's just because I know like your voice and personality I absolutely love it
[2026-05-20 13:45:00] Sam Willis: You only think it’s cute bc you love me lol. But thank you ❤️
[2026-05-20 14:12:00] Dave: How’s your day going?
[2026-05-20 14:13:00] Dave: I miss you ❤️
[2026-05-20 14:15:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Well, I just left the house to head over to Christian's. Of course I forgot to bring any fucking water. I have a string cheese but no water of course also, I was getting ready to leave just as a landscaper showed up so I had to keep the dogs inside. They were losing their shit. Pure chaos over there. They literally act insane when there's somebody in the backyard and they're not out there. Also Oh, you miss me. I miss you too. How's your day going? I am also intended on packing up the rest of cruise ship. Totally forgot about it. So I'm just gonna lose my mind also right before I left Josh messaged me Josh Barrett and he's setting up so he's been for free. He does a lot with his churches and faith based organizations in his community and so for a while now he's been helping them with their emergency response plans. Physical safety training a bunch of ownership so now he's gonna turn into a business And he put it on his compliance one disclosures so now I have to approve it. He named his business sheepdog sentinel. What does that even mean? Sheepdog essential idea also I'm realizing I didn't get anything at all Like I should've gotten her a present it's not like I just give her money. I feel like an eighth grader doesn't appreciate that as much so I don't know what to do.
[2026-05-20 14:15:00] Sam Willis: Sorry I’m eating in your ear
[2026-05-20 14:17:00] Dave: I forgot about the graduation
[2026-05-20 14:18:00] Dave: Omg sheepdog
[2026-05-20 14:18:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-05-20 14:18:00] Sam Willis: It’s ok. You’re not interested in knowing my every move. I get it
[2026-05-20 14:18:00] Dave: It’s fucking MIDDLE SCHOOL
[2026-05-20 14:19:00] Sam Willis: I dunno about that
[2026-05-20 14:19:00] Dave: You don’t get them shit
[2026-05-20 14:20:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: This is very random, but since I've been like on edge, kind of for so long in a relationship I'm realizing like all of a sudden that that's not normal Like you should not be in a relationship where when you're physically out in public with them or even at home but mostly out in public because you're not liking your own space where your body is physically tense up Or like you physically feel Stressed just waiting for like A trigger you know what I mean maybe you don't know what I mean because maybe you've never gone through this but hopefully you haven't but I just like that can't be normal right so like I don't like that people are in relationships and feel that way
[2026-05-20 14:21:00] Dave: Sheepdog culture is this mentality that most of the people in society are helpless sheep and the few that are capable of protecting them (like a sheepdog) have a duty to do so. It’s actually pretty gross because it’s waaaaay more about the ego of the “protector” than anything else
[2026-05-20 14:22:00] Sam Willis: He has a god complex
[2026-05-20 14:22:00] Sam Willis: That sooooo tracks
[2026-05-20 14:22:00] Sam Willis: Ewwww
[2026-05-20 14:22:00] Sam Willis: wtf
[2026-05-20 14:24:00] Sam Willis: We have talked about this. But like it hit me. Like really hit me
[2026-05-20 14:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Or I mean, I guess it's maybe more normal than or maybe more common than we give your credit for
[2026-05-20 14:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I know exactly what you mean because that's how I felt for years. I thought we've talked about this. You're just now realizing that it's not normal.
[2026-05-20 15:45:00] Sam Willis: I am beyond over this
[2026-05-20 15:45:00] Dave: Isn’t it just the worst
[2026-05-20 15:45:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-20 15:45:00] Dave: Are you still at the graduation?
[2026-05-20 15:46:00] Dave: Are they calling each name, everyone claps and yells, and then the kids comes and gets the “diploma”, and then everyone claps and screams again?
[2026-05-20 15:48:00] Sam Willis: I’m outside waiting for them to get pictures
[2026-05-20 15:49:00] Sam Willis: But. I have something to tell you but I don’t have to tell you and don’t really want to tell you bc you’re going to be mad
[2026-05-20 15:50:00] Sam Willis: It’s about money
[2026-05-20 15:50:00] Dave: What is it?
[2026-05-20 15:50:00] Sam Willis: And someone asking me for some
[2026-05-20 15:51:00] Dave: I’m gonna need to hear this in voice message format when you get home please.
[2026-05-20 15:52:00] Dave: And I’m not mad baby.
[2026-05-20 15:52:00] Dave: KIDDING!
[2026-05-20 15:52:00] Dave: …Just disappointed 😒
[2026-05-20 15:53:00] Sam Willis: I’m all of those things
[2026-05-20 15:53:00] Dave: I’m not disapointed either 😘
[2026-05-20 15:54:00] Dave: Ok, hurry up and get home lol because now I really want to know what’s going on
[2026-05-20 16:13:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I am so like just I'm done. I'm just so fucking done like I know it sounds super shitty but I'm glad this graduation is over and I don't have any more like commitments to. See them because I went to his place and we get in the car and he's like I have things I gotta tell you or something and I'm and I'm like what I said listen after hearing the joke or the news about Joe having cancer like I don't have the capacity like for more bad news and he's like it's nothing like that I'm like OK and he's like but remember how I said that I didn't wanna move into somewhere until June because I wouldn't have enough money and he's like and I don't have enough money to pay rent and I was wondering if you could help me out for this month and I'm like I just said nothing. I just was like in shock and he just kept talking about like how you know now you won't need help any other months it's just this month like get him going and then he'll be ahead and not behind. I said how much is it and it's like basically $2000 and I said so you mean you need $2000 and he's like yeah he goes is essentially one of my paychecks and I just like I had so much other stuff and I said Where has your money gone the past 3+ years will be live together. I don't understand you haven't been paying any rent. Where is your money and he's like I knew you would ask that and I don't know. I wish I knew where my money went and he's like you know a lot of it went towards a car. I said you finance the car repairs and he's like well. I did put some cash down. And so you know a lot of went to that maybe put two grand down he's like and then I feel like something else came up over the years. You know that was a lot of expenses. I don't know if it was like twins, braces, or something he's thinking of like. I just I just said I can't afford to pay your rent and pay my mortgage. I said I'm trying to move which as you know is super expensive and he's like I know I'm so sorry I wouldn't ask if I wasn't really in a bind and he's like and I don't know when I'll be able to pay you back you know, but I'll try to pay you back overtime. And I just fucking send him the money and I'm just like Go like just I know it makes me fucking sad because we had like a lot of good memories and like a good relationship all things considered like we never fucking thought like all of these things but I just like what is happening What is happening? I just wanna be done. I'm so. Disappointed that And like you know what's making me really fucking sad as I feel bad for him. I feel bad that he's almost 49 years old and having to ask his ex-girlfriend for money for rent I feel bad but Why do I feel bad? I don't know. I just feel like is this like where our economy is now we're like somebody who's making almost 6 figures. Can't afford rent like if that's the case then like yeah my freaking empathetic heart is like. Oh you know that's really terrible that this is how society is now like everybody's fucking struggling. That's where my fucking head is at. I'm just like. I wanna be like so pissed but I'm also like feeling sorry for him. What the fuck sorry for yelling.
[2026-05-20 16:13:00] Sam Willis: Sorry in advance that I kind of start yelling at some points
[2026-05-20 16:16:00] Dave: Good for you for asking
[2026-05-20 16:16:00] Dave: Broooo
[2026-05-20 16:16:00] Dave: How tf…
[2026-05-20 16:16:00] Dave: Holy fuck.. he doesn’t know where it went?!
[2026-05-20 16:18:00] Dave: THE FIRST MONTH!!
[2026-05-20 16:33:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK bro Not only It's like he's the first month like how can you not even like get through a fucking month? I mean, I do get why you feel bad for him and it's probably justified honestly. And Sorry Yeah, like it's probably justified because it is tough out there You know one income Rent a house for $2000. It's all kind of a lot like maybe you shouldn't be rent a house you know But then again, I don't know if apartments are even that much more affordable to be honest But yeah, that seems like it might be tough to swing that However, he said he also has had like all these years to that he wasn't paying you rent and like or really any living expenses or vacation expenses or like anything other than to go see movies So like that's pretty crazy I mean I know movies are expensive but like Shouldn't should've been able to save some money like oh God well, I'm sorry that you had to pay him that money especially when you're trying to move yourself and it's fucking dumb So yeah, with that being said you do also I think have reason to be mad and to be like done and fuck you because of the thing I said like he's had plenty of time To be responsible, you know like especially not fucking paying you like where like really where does his money go? Like is he? Some kind of addict that you don't know about Like a, but I don't like I don't even know it's a gambling addict like Chris Foy except Chris could afford it Yeah, I just I don't know But yeah, I think you have every right to also be upset and not feel bad Because it's just it's pretty crazy For a grown ass man to not be able to Like even make the first month And then I feel like I thought I was thinking that he was gonna try to blame you or maybe I don't know you know his tone Yeah, you Our neighbor dog, they like to run up and down the fence and talk to each other really loudly So While I'm talking to you Distracting as well Fuck off forgot where I was at Completely lost I thought I was talking something about him and money whatever I hate when that happens Still thinking That sucks sorry you had to do that but I get it I just did the same thing. Juliet did, but I get it. She felt about the same way as you do and I did like you know the fuck you've been doing that money, bro And he said the same exact thing I'll be good after this I was talking about his tone. I was worried that he was gonna try. That's what I say. That was where I was going. I was worried that you were gonna tell me he said well if you'd let me stay till June and try to put this off on you like it's your fucking fault. That would've made me mad because that is Not cool like it's your fault like you've fucking given him every opportunity To come out on top here So OK well I'm glad that he wasn't trying to shift the boy to you or maybe I don't know But yeah, you're right to feel either way you know And you we're going to me not at me so that's perfectly right you can do that anytime you want you can even yell at me sometimes if you want Yeah, so that sucks. Sorry so sorry about that. 2000 bucks a fucking is a big hit and this economy and well at least you get Or midday 7 inches taken So that's something to be happy about OK, bye
[2026-05-20 17:24:00] Sam Willis: I am in such a mood now. I’m going to veg watching trash TV and eating cookies and milk
[2026-05-20 17:26:00] Dave: I wish I could snuggle up and eat some Oreos with you 🥰
[2026-05-20 17:26:00] Dave: I know babydoll
[2026-05-20 17:40:00] Sam Willis: Yummy!!
[2026-05-20 17:40:00] Sam Willis: Like a McMuffin!?
[2026-05-20 17:44:00] Dave: Yep
[2026-05-20 17:44:00] Dave: Sausage egg and cheese
[2026-05-20 17:45:00] Sam Willis: Yummmm
[2026-05-20 18:49:00] Sam Willis: She knows to go on the towel to start drying off 😂
[2026-05-20 18:50:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-20 18:50:00] Dave: That’s awesome
[2026-05-20 18:51:00] Dave: And doesn’t look likes trash tv
[2026-05-20 18:52:00] Sam Willis: I had to exercise them a bit and get them into the pool
[2026-05-20 18:53:00] Dave: I ate 2 😅
[2026-05-20 18:53:00] Dave: It was great
[2026-05-20 18:53:00] Sam Willis: How was dinner
[2026-05-20 18:53:00] Sam Willis: Now I’m watching trash TV ☺️
[2026-05-20 18:54:00] Sam Willis: Hell I would too!
[2026-05-20 20:37:00] Dave: How are you doing sweetie?
[2026-05-20 20:39:00] Sam Willis: Oh it’s onnnnn bitch!!!
[2026-05-20 20:39:00] Sam Willis: Hehe. I’m doing decent. Just are my delicious salad and still watching trash tv. I’m going to apply for a few jobs after this.
[2026-05-20 20:39:00] Sam Willis: “Name that classic rock song”
[2026-05-20 20:39:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-20 20:40:00] Sam Willis: How are you doing?
[2026-05-20 20:41:00] Sam Willis: Oh man! Just tired?
[2026-05-20 20:41:00] Dave: Good. I’ve been in bed for about an hour lol
[2026-05-20 20:44:00] Sam Willis: Whatcha watching?
[2026-05-20 20:44:00] Dave: Yeah, not quite ready to go to sleep so I’ve just been laying around watching tv too
[2026-05-20 20:45:00] Dave: Metalocalypse
[2026-05-20 20:46:00] Dave: It’s from this show, and it’s still hilarious
[2026-05-20 20:46:00] Dave: I will when I’m there
[2026-05-20 20:46:00] Sam Willis: Oh yeaaa! I think I remember this
[2026-05-20 20:46:00] Dave: Remember I told you I’d have to show you what I think of whenever anyone says “it’s fine”?
[2026-05-20 20:46:00] Sam Willis: Well show me!
[2026-05-20 20:47:00] Dave: We’ll have to watch a couple episodes
[2026-05-20 20:47:00] Sam Willis: It’s an animated musical?? 🤨
[2026-05-20 20:48:00] Sam Willis: Why does it say musical, Dave!!
[2026-05-20 20:48:00] Dave: It’s isn’t a musical
[2026-05-20 20:48:00] Dave: It’s a morbidly dark comedy
[2026-05-20 20:48:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-05-20 20:48:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-20 20:48:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-20 20:49:00] Dave: It isn’t a musical, I promise. Maybe that means it’s musical, as in about music
[2026-05-20 20:50:00] Sam Willis: Mmmk
[2026-05-20 20:50:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-20 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Oh that’s very interesting
[2026-05-20 20:51:00] Dave: There’s so much about this series that conditionally shaped my humor today
[2026-05-20 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Now I’m a tad intrigued
[2026-05-20 20:52:00] Dave: There are a handful of animated series that weren’t very big but they were really clever and ahead of their time
[2026-05-20 20:54:00] Dave: I was in the military
[2026-05-20 20:54:00] Sam Willis: 2006…I was 18. Hehe
[2026-05-20 20:55:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-20 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Military buddy?
[2026-05-20 20:55:00] Dave: My buddy McBee turned me on to it
[2026-05-20 20:56:00] Sam Willis: Do you watch that other adult animated show Archer or whatever
[2026-05-20 20:56:00] Dave: I watched the first couple seasons before it really took off. Have you?
[2026-05-20 20:56:00] Sam Willis: No
[2026-05-20 20:58:00] Dave: Soooo underrated
[2026-05-20 20:58:00] Dave: So… the guy that wrote archer also wrote another show years earlier called Frisky Dingo, and THAT was even more influential than metalocalpse
[2026-05-20 20:59:00] Sam Willis: Definitely never heard of that one
[2026-05-20 21:00:00] Dave: Yeah it was another adult swim show that never got super popular
[2026-05-20 21:00:00] Dave: It was very much the same kind of humor
[2026-05-20 21:00:00] Dave: But you know how popular Archer got
[2026-05-20 21:04:00] Dave: Like, I absolutely still say things and make references from frisky dingo
[2026-05-20 21:05:00] Sam Willis: I never understood the appeal of all of them but I guess that’s bc u Ive only seen pieces in passing
[2026-05-20 21:06:00] Dave: Yeah, it just has click with your sense of humor
[2026-05-20 21:07:00] Sam Willis: Dum dum men
[2026-05-20 21:07:00] Sam Willis: I feel like maybe they are more geared towards men, too
[2026-05-20 21:08:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe jk
[2026-05-20 21:10:00] Sam Willis: A white man trying to sound likes he’s from the hood. I cannot.
[2026-05-20 21:10:00] Sam Willis: Side note-you know something that really annoys me the older I get?
[2026-05-20 21:13:00] Dave: What if they are from the hood
[2026-05-20 21:13:00] Sam Willis: No
[2026-05-20 21:14:00] Sam Willis: Also I low key get annoyed when black ppl do code switching
[2026-05-20 21:14:00] Dave: What is code switching
[2026-05-20 21:15:00] Sam Willis: Technically it’s when ppl change between two dialects but it’s very common with black ppl where they sound a certain way talking to white ppl vs how they talk around their fellow black friends
[2026-05-20 21:15:00] Dave: It annoys me too
[2026-05-20 21:15:00] Dave: It annoys me too
[2026-05-20 21:15:00] Dave: Ahh
[2026-05-20 21:15:00] Sam Willis: It’s like they have this secret club and I’m not invited 😂
[2026-05-20 21:16:00] Dave: Don’t most people?
[2026-05-20 21:16:00] Sam Willis: Sir
[2026-05-20 21:16:00] Dave: Idk, I think I talk differently depending on who I’m around
[2026-05-20 21:16:00] Sam Willis: Why are you doing that
[2026-05-20 21:17:00] Sam Willis: I mean I talk differently around like a partner
[2026-05-20 21:17:00] Sam Willis: I talk differently to the animals but that’s about it
[2026-05-20 21:17:00] Dave: Yeah I think it’s pretty normal
[2026-05-20 21:17:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-05-20 21:17:00] Dave: Not on purpose
[2026-05-20 21:17:00] Sam Willis: Bc I sound more girly
[2026-05-20 21:17:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-05-20 21:17:00] Sam Willis: Do we?
[2026-05-20 21:18:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-20 21:18:00] Sam Willis: But that’s it for me, I think. Boy toy and pets! Lol
[2026-05-20 21:18:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-05-20 21:18:00] Dave: Boy toy
[2026-05-20 21:19:00] Dave: You’re more girly?
[2026-05-20 21:19:00] Sam Willis: Don’t you think I act and sound more girly and feminine to you than I do like around everyone else?
[2026-05-20 21:20:00] Dave: Yeah, now that you mention it
[2026-05-20 21:27:00] Sam Willis: What you doing still awake?
[2026-05-20 21:32:00] Dave: I had to wait for some prints to finish so I could start some more. Getting behind on fleshlight adapters 🤭
[2026-05-20 21:39:00] Dave: Ok nnnnnow I’m going to bed
[2026-05-20 21:39:00] Dave: I cannot wait to hear your sweet voice tomorrow 🥰
[2026-05-20 21:40:00] Dave: You’re the best! Goodnight love 💕
[2026-05-20 21:40:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby. Can’t wait to talk to you either. Sweet dreams! ❤️
[2026-05-20 21:43:00] Dave: There’s are my favorite photos of you
[2026-05-20 21:43:00] Dave: I forgot I did this earlier when we talking about your hair
[2026-05-20 21:43:00] Dave: Oh hey!
[2026-05-20 21:44:00] Dave: With your hair being all wavy 😍
[2026-05-20 21:44:00] Sam Willis: For always making me feel so good!
[2026-05-20 21:44:00] Sam Willis: You’re the sweetest baby. Thank you
[2026-05-20 21:44:00] Sam Willis: Definitely unbrushed hair in all of those
[2026-05-20 21:44:00] Dave: I love it
[2026-05-20 21:44:00] Sam Willis: Awwww
[2026-05-20 21:45:00] Dave: And I love your little smirk in that last one 🥰
[2026-05-20 21:46:00] Dave: K, NN
[2026-05-20 21:46:00] Sam Willis: Night baby ❤️

(missing Obey)

(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW The day began with playful banter and mental stimulation, transitioned into a sexually charged afternoon of flirtation and teasing, and concluded with a tender evening of vulnerability and affection. The defining moment was Sam's emotional revelation about the financial struggles of her ex-partner and her complex feelings of empathy and frustration.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Greetings & Dreams - What was said: Dave shared vivid sex dreams about Sam, experiencing feelings of arousal and longing. Sam noted the difference in dream vividness and recalled not remembering her own dreams. - Emotional register: Playful, excited, and affectionate. - Notable quotes: "I had a great night because I had sex dreams about you all night long."

  1. Work Update & Product Development
  2. What was said: Dave discussed his work progress, including shipped fleshlight adapters and a prototype for a rocker dock.
  3. Emotional register: Proud and optimistic.

  4. Notable quotes: "I've got a pretty steady stream, I don't have any salt so far this month."

  5. Annoyances & Workday Frustrations

  6. What was said: Sam expressed her frustration about starting work early, interacting with her boss, and feeling grumpy. She discussed the behavior of her cats, Bear and Black Kitty, in contrasting home territories.
  7. Emotional register: Annoyed, frustrated, and amused.

  8. Notable quotes: "I'm like not even awake and I have to like turn on my brain to talk to my boss at 7:30 in the fucking morning. This is so stupid."

  9. Boss Critique & Workplace Dynamics

  10. What was said: Sam criticized her boss, Stephen, for his misogynistic tendencies and inability to connect with female employees. She speculated on his discomfort and avoidance of personal questions.
  11. Emotional register: Disdainful, frustrated, and bemused.

  12. Notable quotes: "I think he acts so much more awkward around like Rachel Medland and I than he does with his stupid Bros."

  13. Graduation & Social Commitments

  14. What was said: Sam mentioned her attendance at a graduation and the inconvenience of the timing. Dave expressed humor at the unusual scheduling of the event.
  15. Emotional register: Amused and slightly annoyed.

  16. Notable quotes: "I gotta leave at like 1230 now. I gotta leave at like 1215."

  17. Technical Issues & Problem-Solving

  18. What was said: Sam reported issues with her Wi-Fi router and laptop, which Dave tried to troubleshoot. They discussed potential solutions and the annoyance of technical malfunctions.
  19. Emotional register: Frustrated and determined.

  20. Notable quotes: "I can’t even get my computer to reboot."

  21. Sexual Commentary & Intimacy

  22. What was said: Dave and Sam discussed previous intimate moments, including Dave's humorous appreciation of Sam's hair and their shared interest in a "naked rendezvous."
  23. Emotional register: Flirtatious, affectionate, and excited.

  24. Notable quotes: "I love your daily affirmations of me," "I'm gonna eat you right up."

  25. Dream Analysis & Sleep Science

  26. What was said: Dave shared his thoughts on dream recall and the brain's function during sleep, suggesting that dreams are a result of neural processing.
  27. Emotional register: Informative and curious.

  28. Notable quotes: "If you don't remember it, then I don't consider it a dream."

  29. Film Preferences & Entertainment Choices

  30. What was said: They discussed their favorite films, including "Liar Liar" and "Pulp Fiction," and the possibility of watching them together.
  31. Emotional register: Enthusiastic and nostalgic.

  32. Notable quotes: "Btw. Liar liar is one of my favorite movies," "That’s another one I can (or could anyway) recite most of the lines from memory."

  33. Documentary Update & Social Commentary

    • What was said: Sam provided an update on the "Crash" documentary, including the morale impact on the subject's father. They both expressed their thoughts on the societal implications of media backlash.
    • Emotional register: Concerned and reflective.
    • Notable quotes: "This is what's so annoying. It's like that guy has been working and doing fine."

  34. Pool Fence Repair & Repairman Interaction

    • What was said: Sam discussed the need to repair her pool fence and her amused realization that she had been cursing in a video she sent to the repairman.
    • Emotional register: Amused, slightly embarrassed.
    • Notable quotes: "I sent over some pictures... where I'm shaking it you can see that it's totally detached."

  35. Financial Struggles & Personal Reflection

    • What was said: Sam shared a personal story about her ex-partner's financial request, expressing her complex mix of empathy and frustration, and the societal implications of financial struggles.
    • Emotional register: Emotional, reflective, and introspective.
    • Notable quotes: "I'm glad this graduation is over and I don't have any more commitments to see them because... I just wanna be done."

  36. Evening Relaxation & Media Consumption

    • What was said: Both described their evening plans, including watching TV and eating food. They discussed the show "Metalocalypse" and its humor, with Dave recommending it to Sam.
    • Emotional register: Relaxed, content, and curious.
    • Notable quotes: "I’m going to veg watching trash TV and eating cookies and milk," "I’ve just been laying around watching tv too."

  37. Code-Switching & Social Dynamics

    • What was said: Sam brought up her annoyance with code-switching, particularly among black individuals, and discussed the nuances of modifying one's language based on the audience.
    • Emotional register: Amused, slightly frustrated.
    • Notable quotes: "It’s like they have this secret club and I’m not invited."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave initiated the conversation with a description of his sex dreams about Sam, expressing arousal and longing. - The phrase "I'm still like pretty hard just from that" indicates physical sensation and arousal. - Dave expressed desire for physical intimacy, saying, "I'm gonna eat you right up," which suggests a fantasy or anticipation of sexual acts. - Sam's use of the term "fuck-bucket" and their discussion about "naked rendezvous" imply a sexual relationship and a desire for physical intimacy. - Dave's comment about Sam's hair being "all wavy" and "unbrushed," paired with his declaration "I love it," indicates a physical attraction to her appearance.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave led with playful and affectionate language, expressing desire and admiration for Sam. Sam followed, engaging in the flirtatious banter and engaging with his expressions of love. - The dynamic shifted slightly when Sam brought up her frustrations and issues with her boss and work, allowing her to be vulnerable and for Dave to be supportive and understanding. - There was a moment of teasing when Dave joked about Sam not remembering the names of their weekends, and Sam playfully entertained the idea. - The discussion about Sam's ex-partner's financial situation allowed for an emotional exchange where Sam expressed a mix of feelings, and Dave provided validation and comfort. - Throughout the conversation, there were expressions of affection, with both individuals showing longing and care for each other, reinforcing their emotional bond.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I had sex dreams about you all night long." — Dave, expressing his dreams and physical reaction. - "This is so stupid I'm grumpy." — Sam, frustrated with her morning routine and meetings. - "I'm gonna eat you right up." — Dave, sexually teasing Sam. - "You are both very intimidating women." — Dave, acknowledging the intimidating nature of Sam and Rachel. - "I'm just so fucking done." — Sam, emotionally charged about her ex-partner's situation. - "I love your little smirk in that last one." — Dave, appreciating a photo of Sam. - "I can’t even get my computer to reboot." — Sam, expressing frustration with technical issues. - "I'm gonna eat you right up." — Dave, sexually teasing. - "I'm still like pretty hard just from that." — Dave, indicating physical state. - "You are both very intimidating women." — Dave, recognizing Sam and Rachel's influence. - "It’s like they have this secret club and I’m not invited." — Sam, discussing code-switching. - "I'm going to veg watching trash TV and eating cookies and milk." — Sam, describing her evening plans. - "I’m still like pretty hard just from that." — Dave, discussing his arousal.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved topic: The potential impact of the documentary on the subject's father's professional life. - Emotional thread: Sam's complex feelings about her ex-partner's financial struggles and her own empathy. - Running joke/Reference: The idea of watching "Liar Liar" and "Pulp Fiction" together, with the suggestion of a

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    294

    55.3 fewer; previous daily average 349.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    25

    5.4 fewer; previous daily average 30.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 143 · 49% 151 · 51%
Average reply time 1m 45s (n=76) 3m 6s (n=77)
Conversation starts 1 of 1 · 100% 0 of 1 · 0%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 45s (n=76). 9% shorter; pooled historical mean 1m 55s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 580 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 6s (n=77). 2% longer; pooled historical mean 3m 3s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 580 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 50.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 50.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 10 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 8m 38s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.0%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

No changes met the alert thresholds.

Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 294 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update58 · 20%
Humor41 · 14%
Frustration40 · 14%
Affection25 · 9%
Checking in15 · 5%

All other signals

Deep sharing15 · 5%
Vulnerability15 · 5%
Appreciation12 · 4%
Disagreement11 · 4%
Excitement11 · 4%
Emotional support10 · 3%
Flirting7 · 2%
Boundary setting4 · 1%
Planning4 · 1%
Request4 · 1%
Sexting4 · 1%
Encouragement2 · 1%
Passive aggression2 · 1%
Unmet need2 · 1%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (30), Frustration (18), Humor (18), Affection (17), Deep sharing (9)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (28), Humor (23), Frustration (22), Vulnerability (10), Affection (8)

Tension and positive follow-ups

17 of 33 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (52%).

16 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 42s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 33 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well. I had a great night because I had sex dreams about you all night long. It seemed like that anyway I don't know. If it was really all night, it was probably on…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am working from home today cause it's Wednesday And I'm going to Kai's graduation and I gotta leave at like 1230 now. I gotta leave at like 1215. So Anyway I don't wanna fucking work on my stupid 7:15 AM Daily…

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    He’s the last person I want to talk to today

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yassss Stephen moved our 1x1 to tomorrow. Thank fuck.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Do you know what I like to think about when it comes to Steven other than him being a total fucking like misogynist is that I actually think that like women intimidate him who the fuck is that my door? It's probably Amazon a…

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement, Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s the last person I want to talk to today

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yassss Stephen moved our 1x1 to tomorrow. Thank fuck.

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Do you know what I like to think about when it comes to Steven other than him being a total fucking like misogynist is that I actually think that like women intimidate him who the fuck is that my door? It's probably Amazon a…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Thanks This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s at one 🙄

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Thanks This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s at one 🙄

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    wtf! The graduation is at NOON?!

  4. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    Dude that looks great!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Thanks

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

251 of 294 messages (85.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 124 / 143 86.7%
Sam Willis 127 / 151 84.1%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.83
Appreciation 0.75
Boundary setting 0.68
Checking in 0.61
Deep sharing 0.62
Disagreement 0.61
Emotional support 0.68
Encouragement 0.80
Excitement 0.74
Flirting 0.78
Frustration 0.71
Humor 0.69
Passive aggression 0.60
Planning 0.66
Request 0.64
Sexting 0.88
Status update 0.61
Unmet need 0.75
Vulnerability 0.63
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-15 20:53:36
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 25 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.92 · confidence 0.993

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well. I had a great night because I had sex dreams about you all night long. It seemed like that anyway I don't know. If it was really all night, it was probably on…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am working from home today cause it's Wednesday And I'm going to Kai's graduation and I gotta leave at like 1230 now. I gotta leave at like 1215. So Anyway I don't wanna fucking work on my stupid 7:15 AM Daily…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s the last person I want to talk to today

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s at one 🙄

  2. Context · · Dave

    wtf! The graduation is at NOON?!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Dude that looks great!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Thanks

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    ppl fucking work

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s just crazy

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha your fuck-bucket is empty by Wednesday

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Oooo I like that term! Fuck bucket

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s the perfect amount of wavy

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I haven’t brushed my hair yet and I just got on camera and dang it looks good 😂 like legit lol

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well. I had a great night because I had sex dreams about you all night long. It seemed like that anyway I don't know. If it was really all night, it was probably on…

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am working from home today cause it's Wednesday And I'm going to Kai's graduation and I gotta leave at like 1230 now. I gotta leave at like 1215. So Anyway I don't wanna fucking work on my stupid 7:15 AM Daily…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s the last person I want to talk to today

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yassss Stephen moved our 1x1 to tomorrow. Thank fuck.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s at one 🙄

  2. Context · · Dave

    wtf! The graduation is at NOON?!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Dude that looks great!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Thanks

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    ppl fucking work

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Just because

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I still just want to be annoyed with you

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Like no part of your personality is annoying.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahahaha

  5. Context · · Dave

    I am pretty annoying

Boundary setting

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    It was just the one

  2. Context · · Dave

    And I do think the ones you send me are funny!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    What I don’t do is sit and scroll short form content - be it IG, TT, YT

  4. Context · · Dave

    That isn’t actually even annoying. It was more a joke of opportunity because you couldn’t remember it right then and we’d JUST been talking about annoying things… anyway. I have plenty of tolerance for people not remembering things because…

  5. Context · · Dave

    That isn’t actually even annoying. It was more a joke of opportunity because you couldn’t remember it right then and we’d JUST been talking about annoying things… anyway. I have plenty of tolerance for people not remembering things because…

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Omg sheepdog

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤪

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    It’s ok. You’re not interested in knowing my every move. I get it

  4. Context · · Dave

    It’s fucking MIDDLE SCHOOL

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I dunno about that

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Dave

    I will when I’m there

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh yeaaa! I think I remember this

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Remember I told you I’d have to show you what I think of whenever anyone says “it’s fine”?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well show me!

  5. Context · · Dave

    We’ll have to watch a couple episodes

Checking in

Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well. I had a great night because I had sex dreams about you all night long. It seemed like that anyway I don't know. If it was really all night, it was probably on…

  2. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am working from home today cause it's Wednesday And I'm going to Kai's graduation and I gotta leave at like 1230 now. I gotta leave at like 1215. So Anyway I don't wanna fucking work on my stupid 7:15 AM Daily…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s the last person I want to talk to today

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yassss Stephen moved our 1x1 to tomorrow. Thank fuck.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh I have something lmaooo

  2. Context · · Dave

    Ooooh, ok what??

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Nah your shit doesn’t annoy me at all!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hmmmm

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: The last time we were together, what was that weekend? What was the last weekend that we were together? Was that secret weekend or was that the weekend before? I still can't. I can't remember the names of our weekends anyway…

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    🙄

  2. Context · · Dave

    And that was literally the only time I’ve ever scrolled those shorts on YT lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ok what else? Tell me more

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    And that is my very point

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Uh huh

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well. I had a great night because I had sex dreams about you all night long. It seemed like that anyway I don't know. If it was really all night, it was probably on…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am working from home today cause it's Wednesday And I'm going to Kai's graduation and I gotta leave at like 1230 now. I gotta leave at like 1215. So Anyway I don't wanna fucking work on my stupid 7:15 AM Daily…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s the last person I want to talk to today

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Nah your shit doesn’t annoy me at all!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hmmmm

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: The last time we were together, what was that weekend? What was the last weekend that we were together? Was that secret weekend or was that the weekend before? I still can't. I can't remember the names of our weekends anyway…

  4. Context · · Dave

    That’s annoying

  5. Context · · Dave

    Naked rendezvous

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    One of them woulda eaten it lololol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    We’ve probably talked about this before. But Jim Carrey is just so great in it.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Btw. Liar liar is one of my favorite movies

  5. Context · · Dave

    I think about that every time you send a gif from that movie 😘

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s the last person I want to talk to today

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yassss Stephen moved our 1x1 to tomorrow. Thank fuck.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Do you know what I like to think about when it comes to Steven other than him being a total fucking like misogynist is that I actually think that like women intimidate him who the fuck is that my door? It's probably Amazon a…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Thanks This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s at one 🙄

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    And that was literally the only time I’ve ever scrolled those shorts on YT lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok what else? Tell me more

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    And that is my very point

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Uh huh

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which they ARE

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which they ARE

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You thought they were hilarious

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Well either way

  4. Context · · Dave

    It was just the one

  5. Context · · Dave

    And I do think the ones you send me are funny!

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: I had to unplug my Wi-Fi router this morning to change around some of my plugs and I quickly plugged it back in and it's all fine because the rest of my Internet's working so it shouldn't be that it's the stupid ass Z scaler

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    If it doesn’t go, you can hold down the power button until it turns off

  4. Context · · Dave

    Durr

  5. Context · · Dave

    Laptop

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dudeeeeeee

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Layla rarely throws up. And it was EVERYTHING

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I almost threw up myself

  4. Context · · Dave

    Naaaah…

  5. Context · · Dave

    That’s the worst@!@!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    We have talked about this. But like it hit me. Like really hit me

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Or I mean, I guess it's maybe more normal than or maybe more common than we give your credit for

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I know exactly what you mean because that's how I felt for years. I thought we've talked about this. You're just now realizing that it's not normal.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I am beyond over this

  5. Context · · Dave

    Isn’t it just the worst

Encouragement

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    This is fair. You cannot. 😂

  2. Context · · Dave

    🤪

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hopefully you get hired and you can expedite the drug test at the new place in the next 20 days 🤞🤞🤞

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, finally let me comment on your first message this morning so yes I do think Steven is intimidated by women Specially, so she said he's misogynistic which I guess I haven't ever really noticed or seen, b…

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: I am so like just I'm done. I'm just so fucking done like I know it sounds super shitty but I'm glad this graduation is over and I don't have any more like commitments to. See them because I went to his place and we get in t…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sorry in advance that I kind of start yelling at some points

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Good for you for asking

  4. Context · · Dave

    Broooo

  5. Context · · Dave

    How tf…

Excitement

Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.697

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well. I had a great night because I had sex dreams about you all night long. It seemed like that anyway I don't know. If it was really all night, it was probably on…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am working from home today cause it's Wednesday And I'm going to Kai's graduation and I gotta leave at like 1230 now. I gotta leave at like 1215. So Anyway I don't wanna fucking work on my stupid 7:15 AM Daily…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s the last person I want to talk to today

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am working from home today cause it's Wednesday And I'm going to Kai's graduation and I gotta leave at like 1230 now. I gotta leave at like 1215. So Anyway I don't wanna fucking work on my stupid 7:15 AM Daily…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s the last person I want to talk to today

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Yassss Stephen moved our 1x1 to tomorrow. Thank fuck.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Do you know what I like to think about when it comes to Steven other than him being a total fucking like misogynist is that I actually think that like women intimidate him who the fuck is that my door? It's probably Amazon a…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Thanks This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    That isn’t actually even annoying. It was more a joke of opportunity because you couldn’t remember it right then and we’d JUST been talking about annoying things… anyway. I have plenty of tolerance for people not remembering things because…

  2. Context · · Dave

    That isn’t actually even annoying. It was more a joke of opportunity because you couldn’t remember it right then and we’d JUST been talking about annoying things… anyway. I have plenty of tolerance for people not remembering things because…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    One of the most fun things though is getting high or drunk and laughing your fucking ass off watching them

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    This is fair. You cannot. 😂

  5. Context · · Dave

    🤪

Flirting

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.988

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well. I had a great night because I had sex dreams about you all night long. It seemed like that anyway I don't know. If it was really all night, it was probably on…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am working from home today cause it's Wednesday And I'm going to Kai's graduation and I gotta leave at like 1230 now. I gotta leave at like 1215. So Anyway I don't wanna fucking work on my stupid 7:15 AM Daily…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s the last person I want to talk to today

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    It’s probably because your lappy is jammed up

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤦‍♀️

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You’re hot btw

  4. Context · · Dave

    Obviously I do

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Who the fuck calls it a lappy lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: The last time we were together, what was that weekend? What was the last weekend that we were together? Was that secret weekend or was that the weekend before? I still can't. I can't remember the names of our weekends anyway…

  2. Context · · Dave

    That’s annoying

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Naked rendezvous

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Are you asking or telling

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ahh yes. That weekend

Frustration

Showing 3 of 40 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well. I had a great night because I had sex dreams about you all night long. It seemed like that anyway I don't know. If it was really all night, it was probably on…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am working from home today cause it's Wednesday And I'm going to Kai's graduation and I gotta leave at like 1230 now. I gotta leave at like 1215. So Anyway I don't wanna fucking work on my stupid 7:15 AM Daily…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    He’s the last person I want to talk to today

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yassss Stephen moved our 1x1 to tomorrow. Thank fuck.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Do you know what I like to think about when it comes to Steven other than him being a total fucking like misogynist is that I actually think that like women intimidate him who the fuck is that my door? It's probably Amazon a…

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s the last person I want to talk to today

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yassss Stephen moved our 1x1 to tomorrow. Thank fuck.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Do you know what I like to think about when it comes to Steven other than him being a total fucking like misogynist is that I actually think that like women intimidate him who the fuck is that my door? It's probably Amazon a…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Thanks This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s at one 🙄

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Thanks This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s at one 🙄

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    wtf! The graduation is at NOON?!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dude that looks great!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Thanks

Humor

Showing 3 of 41 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    ppl fucking work

  2. Context · · Dave

    Still… middle of the day is what I mean

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    lol right?? WHO DOES THIS

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s just crazy

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha your fuck-bucket is empty by Wednesday

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Still… middle of the day is what I mean

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol right?? WHO DOES THIS

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    It’s just crazy

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha your fuck-bucket is empty by Wednesday

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oooo I like that term! Fuck bucket

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol right?? WHO DOES THIS

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s just crazy

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hahaha your fuck-bucket is empty by Wednesday

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oooo I like that term! Fuck bucket

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s the perfect amount of wavy

Passive aggression

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Who the fuck calls it a lappy lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Just because

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I still just want to be annoyed with you

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like no part of your personality is annoying.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahahaha

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok what else? Tell me more

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And that is my very point

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Uh huh

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Which they ARE

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    You thought they were hilarious

Planning

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I love most Quinton Tarantino movies

  2. Context · · Dave

    Well…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I mean are we gonna have time to watch another movie?

  4. Context · · Dave

    With all the fucking

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Who even knows!!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Metalocalypse

  2. Context · · Dave

    It’s from this show, and it’s still hilarious

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I will when I’m there

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh yeaaa! I think I remember this

  5. Context · · Dave

    Remember I told you I’d have to show you what I think of whenever anyone says “it’s fine”?

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Remember I told you I’d have to show you what I think of whenever anyone says “it’s fine”?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well show me!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    We’ll have to watch a couple episodes

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s an animated musical?? 🤨

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why does it say musical, Dave!!

Request

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh my God, I'm fucking dying. I reached out to this welder because of that fence that rotted out rusted out whatever the fuck by the pool and. They said can you send pictures so I sent over some pictures that they sit over t…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Send me the video, I wanna hear it now

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s not terrible but not great! lol

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    What is it?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And someone asking me for some

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m gonna need to hear this in voice message format when you get home please.

  4. Context · · Dave

    And I’m not mad baby.

  5. Context · · Dave

    KIDDING!

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh man! Just tired?

  2. Context · · Dave

    Good. I’ve been in bed for about an hour lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Whatcha watching?

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, not quite ready to go to sleep so I’ve just been laying around watching tv too

  5. Context · · Dave

    Metalocalypse

Sexting

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept so well. I had a great night because I had sex dreams about you all night long. It seemed like that anyway I don't know. If it was really all night, it was probably on…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning I am working from home today cause it's Wednesday And I'm going to Kai's graduation and I gotta leave at like 1230 now. I gotta leave at like 1215. So Anyway I don't wanna fucking work on my stupid 7:15 AM Daily…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s the last person I want to talk to today

score 1.00 · confidence 1.0

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmm I love WFH days 🤭

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ooo and then I get almost 6 inches?!! I’ll take it! ☺️

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God that's awesome. I love that you were just coming right when I was talking to you in that audio message. I just left and you are so fucking hot when you're all flushed and just got off oh my God I…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Since we're both working from home, I should've FaceTime me and we could've had a quick little live dirty talk session

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Damn didn’t even think of that!

score 0.92 · confidence 0.92

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ooo and then I get almost 6 inches?!! I’ll take it! ☺️

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God that's awesome. I love that you were just coming right when I was talking to you in that audio message. I just left and you are so fucking hot when you're all flushed and just got off oh my God I…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Since we're both working from home, I should've FaceTime me and we could've had a quick little live dirty talk session

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Damn didn’t even think of that!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Such a fuckface.

Status update

Showing 3 of 58 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Do you know what I like to think about when it comes to Steven other than him being a total fucking like misogynist is that I actually think that like women intimidate him who the fuck is that my door? It's probably Amazon a…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Thanks This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    It’s at one 🙄

  4. Context · · Dave

    wtf! The graduation is at NOON?!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dude that looks great!!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well now it looks wild

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    wtf is this

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hmmm

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    wtf is this

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hmmm

  4. Context · · Dave

    Looks like there’s a firewall or antivirus program blocking scaler Client Connector traffic.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Taking forever

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Unmet need

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I dunno about that

  2. Context · · Dave

    You don’t get them shit

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: This is very random, but since I've been like on edge, kind of for so long in a relationship I'm realizing like all of a sudden that that's not normal Like you should not be in a relationship where when you're physically out…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Sheepdog culture is this mentality that most of the people in society are helpless sheep and the few that are capable of protecting them (like a sheepdog) have a duty to do so. It’s actually pretty gross because it’s waaaaay more about the…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    He has a god complex

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m outside waiting for them to get pictures

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But. I have something to tell you but I don’t have to tell you and don’t really want to tell you bc you’re going to be mad

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    It’s about money

  4. Context · · Dave

    What is it?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    And someone asking me for some

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oooo I like that term! Fuck bucket

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s the perfect amount of wavy

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I haven’t brushed my hair yet and I just got on camera and dang it looks good 😂 like legit lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    I wanna see!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well now it looks wild

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤦‍♀️

  2. Context · · Dave

    You’re hot btw

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Obviously I do

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Who the fuck calls it a lappy lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Just because

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like no part of your personality is annoying.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahahaha

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I am pretty annoying

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    What’s funny is I am pretty sure you’ve never ever annoyed me.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Ok 😌