2026-06-03
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[2026-06-03 08:40:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and sleeping in a little bit on your work from home day I slept pretty well and I had a nice dream about Dream about What I'm gonna do when I wake up early like way before you And next week and in the dream, I moved my cock up and slid up right behind you and just slid right inside you while you were still asleep and Just kind of obviously you woke up and then we continued to have some nice and slow from behind sex And When I woke up, I was so fucking hard oh my God and like my get it I didn't have a wet dream, but like a sudden come, but like pre-come it's soaked through my underwear so much that like the sheets were wet with it So That was a pretty awesome dream Anyway, so I got up this morning and did some laundry. I think I might go to the grocery store. This morning cause I gotta go out and drop off a package that's too big to fit in my mailbox So I might grocery store cause I'm also all the way out of energy drinks now so that's no good Yeah, obviously I cannot wait to see you counting down the days Nothing much going on at work today Well, I got two meetings. Both of them were kinda like. Optional some might not do anything I don't know I have to catch up with Matt and talk about some stupid fucking third-party bullshit, but that's not super pressing So yeah, should be a nice nice easy Wednesday hopefully, from home Oh Hopefully, you slept well and wake up nice and easy and rested And hopefully we don't have too many stupid dumb meetings today Otherwise, I just can't wait to hear your voice and I will talk to you soon, sweetie
[2026-06-03 09:03:00] Sam Willis: I just can’t
[2026-06-03 09:03:00] Sam Willis: I’m still in bed. And have a call in 10 minutes. 😭
[2026-06-03 09:03:00] Sam Willis: Morning baby
[2026-06-03 09:04:00] Sam Willis: Then I have my 1x1 with Stephen right after
[2026-06-03 09:04:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-06-03 09:04:00] Dave: What’s the call
[2026-06-03 09:04:00] Sam Willis: The stupid daily stand up
[2026-06-03 09:04:00] Dave: UGH
[2026-06-03 09:05:00] Sam Willis: Yes. Thank Christ
[2026-06-03 09:05:00] Dave: Praaaaaise her!!! 🙏
[2026-06-03 09:05:00] Dave: Should be the last one though right?
[2026-06-03 09:06:00] Dave: Well good luck sweetiepie
[2026-06-03 09:06:00] Dave: At least youre home!!
[2026-06-03 09:07:00] Sam Willis: And I’m going to take a nap at like 10am bc fuck them
[2026-06-03 09:24:00] Sam Willis: So are you WFH today?
[2026-06-03 09:24:00] Sam Willis: Ahhhh! I’m just listening to your dream!! Ahhhh 🥵🥵🥵🥵
[2026-06-03 09:27:00] Sam Willis: Sounds like you are! ❤️
[2026-06-03 10:08:00] Dave: Yep, and I just woke up 🤭
[2026-06-03 10:09:00] Sam Willis: How was the nap?
[2026-06-03 10:09:00] Dave: It was actually great!
[2026-06-03 10:09:00] Sam Willis: I KNEW IT when you silenced your notifications. Rude lol
[2026-06-03 10:09:00] Sam Willis: You shithead lol
[2026-06-03 10:09:00] Dave: Definitely recommend that 10am nap
[2026-06-03 10:10:00] Dave: How can you see that?
[2026-06-03 10:11:00] Sam Willis: That’s weird. But I can!! lol
[2026-06-03 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Bc you hate me. I get it.
[2026-06-03 10:11:00] Sam Willis: You must have it on a more global setting
[2026-06-03 10:11:00] Sam Willis: Notifications are STILL way
[2026-06-03 10:12:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-03 10:12:00] Sam Willis: That’s weird you have my email address. How’d you get that? I don’t have yours lol
[2026-06-03 10:14:00] Dave: Softcopy
[2026-06-03 10:14:00] Sam Willis: Oh that’s weird
[2026-06-03 10:14:00] Dave: Idk… it happened when you got your new iPhone.
[2026-06-03 10:14:00] Sam Willis: Oh yea I remember the email weirdness
[2026-06-03 10:14:00] Sam Willis: Your notifications are STILL silenced though lol
[2026-06-03 10:14:00] Dave: I remember because I had to change how that thing I was working on worked
[2026-06-03 10:15:00] Sam Willis: “That thing I was working on”
[2026-06-03 10:15:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-06-03 10:15:00] Dave: Ikr
[2026-06-03 10:15:00] Dave: Couldn’t think of what it was called
[2026-06-03 10:15:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-03 10:16:00] Dave: How were you dumb ass calls?
[2026-06-03 10:17:00] Dave: Did Stephen leave you with any good books to read 🙄
[2026-06-03 10:18:00] Dave: Does it say I have notifications silenced at night?
[2026-06-03 10:18:00] Sam Willis: No. Just your naps.
[2026-06-03 10:19:00] Sam Willis: And it just turned off
[2026-06-03 10:19:00] Sam Willis: I have such a bad headache 😭
[2026-06-03 10:20:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-03 10:20:00] Sam Willis: I’m over him
[2026-06-03 10:20:00] Sam Willis: I wanted to throw up
[2026-06-03 10:20:00] Sam Willis: He was like well I’m sad that this is our last 1x1
[2026-06-03 10:20:00] Sam Willis: My 1x1 with Stephen was dumb
[2026-06-03 10:20:00] Sam Willis: He’s such a fucker
[2026-06-03 10:20:00] Dave: But you were like awwwe me toooo weren’t you?
[2026-06-03 10:20:00] Dave: What a fuck
[2026-06-03 10:21:00] Sam Willis: I think I was like well I’m sure we will be talking
[2026-06-03 10:21:00] Sam Willis: Words just come out
[2026-06-03 10:21:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-03 10:21:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-03 10:21:00] Dave: It’s a defense mechanism
[2026-06-03 10:21:00] Sam Willis: Idiot
[2026-06-03 10:21:00] Sam Willis: Probably…
[2026-06-03 10:21:00] Sam Willis: It’s years and years of being a “nice” people pleaser
[2026-06-03 10:21:00] Sam Willis: I black out
[2026-06-03 10:26:00] Sam Willis: lol. We are crashing out. Hating life
[2026-06-03 10:26:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-03 10:29:00] Dave: How could she be gardening and on a boat 🤔
[2026-06-03 10:49:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I have such a bad headache I think it might be time I need a new mattress that might be what the problem is because my body hurts so badly and I just checked my sleep score and it's like you had the best night sleep ever Why do I feel like death but I think it's a mattress also, I woke up At four like three and my knee hurts so badly and so I feel like I can't find it anyway I feel like I'm sleeping terribly like position wise in my knee must've been like tucked you like the whole night instead of laying straight out so much I just got here to complain But I love you and your dream sounded amazing and hot Part of me like don't touch me early in the morning like don't you dare wake me up, but I could probably be convinced when you know when you talk about it like that I could probably allow it I mean very slow sleepy sex that sounds great to me as long as you're OK with you know very slow sleepy sex So anyway I found this man hating woman on Instagram and I am loving her It turns out she lives here in Phoenix and she is like done with dating and A profession I'll send you her first stuff OK Lexi is literally sticking her nose in her food bowl and just pushing the food around with her nose. She's not eating anything. She's just pushing the food out of the bowl. It's like she's trying to find something. Specific in there Just moving the ball around Sorry for three minutes of nothing love you
[2026-06-03 10:51:00] Sam Willis: Oooooo I just remembered I’m getting a massage tonight. THANK YOU BABY JESUS!!!
[2026-06-03 10:54:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/shan.rileyyy/p/DZIHTpkFOvw/ shan 🤙🏻 single girls survival guide on Instagram not ai btw
[2026-06-03 10:54:00] Sam Willis: My new soul sister
[2026-06-03 10:55:00] Sam Willis: She didn’t mention any parts though where men just wanted her so she could pay for things 🙄😭
[2026-06-03 10:58:00] Dave: How old is your mattress?
[2026-06-03 10:58:00] Sam Willis: It was Christian’s
[2026-06-03 10:59:00] Sam Willis: I liked it better than the king one I had so we gave that one to Quinn and now Christian has it
[2026-06-03 11:01:00] Dave: Glad you liked the dream
[2026-06-03 11:01:00] Dave: I can’t view that link without downloading the app for some reason… but I think I got the idea
[2026-06-03 11:01:00] Dave: It obviously worked for me
[2026-06-03 11:02:00] Dave: And yeah… wtf is with the headaches
[2026-06-03 11:06:00] Dave: Things have to be black and white when I’m trying to bullshit an answer to Shanelle that I have no idea about the actual thing…
[2026-06-03 11:07:00] Sam Willis: I love it when you have to do actual work. Hehe
[2026-06-03 11:07:00] Sam Willis: Tell me the exact situation
[2026-06-03 11:08:00] Dave: I sent it to you on teams
[2026-06-03 11:08:00] Dave: All I know is that Eric mentioned a week or two ago
[2026-06-03 11:08:00] Dave: Vanessa asked for an update on the last BHR (whatever that is)
[2026-06-03 11:09:00] Dave: But if WE do it, that won’t work
[2026-06-03 11:09:00] Dave: It = enter the exception
[2026-06-03 11:09:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Well, the bad thing is is June 1 is already passed so it's no longer an exception. It's technically would be a violation just saying. And this Why don't you just say let me ask and I'll get back to you Do you even know? You don't have to enter in the exception it's very rare I think that we would actually put in a standard exception I think you should just say let me talk to first line and see the status and get the latest status Is the person actually on sabbatical?
[2026-06-03 11:09:00] Dave: So I was gonna say something like “..it’s in the works but 1lod lead is on sabbatical”
[2026-06-03 11:10:00] Dave: Because Eric is on vacation so I can’t ask him
[2026-06-03 11:11:00] Dave: I didn’t see it
[2026-06-03 11:11:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK is there a possibility is actually been entered already because I'll just look that up If you just tell me, do you know how to look it up? I do I'll just freaking find it. I'm in OP Hold on there is one exception in here around I think it's in there hold on. I'll ping this to you.
[2026-06-03 11:11:00] Dave: Yes, Nick is on sabbatical
[2026-06-03 11:17:00] Dave: I’m gonna eat your pussy soooo much!!
[2026-06-03 11:17:00] Dave: Thank you! You’re the best!
[2026-06-03 11:19:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-03 11:19:00] Dave: You DO!
[2026-06-03 11:28:00] Sam Willis: My landscaper said he can fix my irrigation shit. So that means I can cancel the other guy. Eeep I feel bad bc he is coming out today.
[2026-06-03 11:29:00] Dave: Haha yeah probably a good idea
[2026-06-03 11:29:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to wait to make sure they actually fix the shit before I cancel on him, I guess
[2026-06-03 12:07:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-03 12:07:00] Sam Willis: I just feel like that’s not necessary!!
[2026-06-03 12:07:00] Dave: Do you want him to fix it or not?
[2026-06-03 12:07:00] Dave: Sheesh
[2026-06-03 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. Dude turned off all the water to the house. Like can we not?? lol
[2026-06-03 12:08:00] Sam Willis: And he didn’t even tell me. I went to turn on the water and nada
[2026-06-03 12:08:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-06-03 12:08:00] Sam Willis: Fact
[2026-06-03 12:08:00] Sam Willis: Fact
[2026-06-03 12:08:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-06-03 12:08:00] Sam Willis: Literally
[2026-06-03 12:08:00] Sam Willis: I dunno why
[2026-06-03 12:08:00] Dave: Ofc I do baby
[2026-06-03 12:08:00] Dave: It’s literally impossible to make you happy
[2026-06-03 12:08:00] Sam Willis: Do you still love me though? Lol
[2026-06-03 12:09:00] Dave: Oh is that all lol
[2026-06-03 12:09:00] Dave: Oh is that all lol
[2026-06-03 12:09:00] Sam Willis: Probably not actually…
[2026-06-03 12:09:00] Sam Willis: Thanks for putting up with my insufferable ass
[2026-06-03 12:09:00] Dave: It’s because of all your little insufferable quirks 😘
[2026-06-03 12:09:00] Sam Willis: Probably not actually…
[2026-06-03 12:09:00] Sam Willis: I think if I just had good sleep, good food, and good sex and no work, then I’d be so happy!!
[2026-06-03 12:10:00] Sam Willis: I just wanna be in my soft girl era and someone take care of meeeeee lol
[2026-06-03 12:10:00] Sam Willis: Ok ok I’m done
[2026-06-03 12:10:00] Sam Willis: Anywho. How is your day going?
[2026-06-03 12:11:00] Dave: Pretty good. Just got back from the store with some energy drinks and shit for salad
[2026-06-03 12:12:00] Sam Willis: Yeaaaaaa!! Good on you!!
[2026-06-03 12:12:00] Dave: Now I’m thinking about ruining my fat day and going for a run
[2026-06-03 12:12:00] Sam Willis: It surprises me though that you do mid-day runs bc I think that would be the time of day that would suck the most.
[2026-06-03 12:13:00] Dave: That the best time to do it 😡😭🥰
[2026-06-03 12:14:00] Dave: Since running is like 90% mental, I only really like doing it when it’s nasty and hot af out
[2026-06-03 12:16:00] Sam Willis: That is literal torture lol. OK baby. Good luck!! You are awesome!! 💪
[2026-06-03 12:16:00] Dave: K, I’m off to literally kill myself
[2026-06-03 12:16:00] Sam Willis: That is literal torture lol. OK baby. Good luck!! You are awesome!! 💪
[2026-06-03 12:36:00] Sam Willis: Language barrier + I know fuck all about irrigation. All I want to know is can you fucking fix it.
[2026-06-03 12:36:00] Sam Willis: I wish I knew wtf my landscaper was trying to tell me 😭
[2026-06-03 12:37:00] Sam Willis: Godddd
[2026-06-03 12:50:00] Dave: Talking to your landscaper.
[2026-06-03 12:50:00] Dave: Use a translator app ffs
[2026-06-03 12:50:00] Dave: That’s literally what they’re for
[2026-06-03 12:50:00] Dave: Literally .
[2026-06-03 12:54:00] Sam Willis: LMFAO
[2026-06-03 12:56:00] Sam Willis: Great job baby!!
[2026-06-03 12:57:00] Sam Willis: I bet you feel soooooo good
[2026-06-03 12:58:00] Dave: Fuck you
[2026-06-03 12:59:00] Dave: Yes 😒
[2026-06-03 13:00:00] Sam Willis: Hehehehe
[2026-06-03 13:06:00] Dave: And about this…
[2026-06-03 13:11:00] Dave:
[2026-06-03 13:11:00] Dave: Bitch you’ve spent 10s of thousands of dollars on your partners. Their divorce, debt, bills, their children, stocking their cupboards, THEIR FUCKING RENT…
[2026-06-03 13:42:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I love that you said whimsical yes because a butt plug is so whimsical Oh my God, I think that's what we were talking about anyway Hilarious Anyway Well, I appreciate you, but you know still my original statement stand Landscape We shall see who knows how much he's gonna charge me. It's gonna be over $500. Anyway, I canceled with the guy at one. I feel really bad but I gave him like an hour and 45 minute notice feel like such an asshole he already responded back. He was like thanks for letting me know. Let me know if you need anything else it's like I literally just like screwed amount of money. So anyway, it's super hot outside though so maybe he doesn't care it's not like he's like trying to make a living or something Anyway I don't wanna work anymore today, but the good news is that now that he is no longer coming I could take a nap at some point before the vet appointment at three and my massage a 515 so anyway I am hungry and I still have a headache and now I wanna nap Which can't happen for a while All right, bye
[2026-06-03 13:45:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I love your laugh. That was the hardest. I've heard you laugh in a while and what is possibly more whimsical than butt plug or any sex toy right I mean come on and apparently you didn't get the message because you said your thing still stands and I want you to know that it doesn't still stand. Because if I want to spend money on you To do something fun then like shopping at a sex store then that's ordered
[2026-06-03 13:51:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: And that's fine and you can do whatever you wanna do with euro money And I appreciate you. I also have no idea. I've never seen a sex store here in Phoenix like yes I'm sure they exist guarantee. They are in the sketchy places, but I'll look I'll determine which ones are safe enough to go to.
[2026-06-03 13:52:00] Sam Willis: Remember that new rug I put down like on Sunday?
[2026-06-03 13:52:00] Sam Willis: This bitch…
[2026-06-03 13:52:00] Sam Willis: This was last night while I was at Costco. I didn’t even notice it until I went to bed.
[2026-06-03 13:53:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: It is very difficult. I do not accept gifts or compliments.
[2026-06-03 13:53:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Thank you how hard was that?
[2026-06-03 13:53:00] Sam Willis: That’s like 5 videos of her gnawing on it
[2026-06-03 13:53:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Thank you how hard was that?
[2026-06-03 13:55:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, that's my love language now so deal with it and also that fucking bomb ass bitch like How bad did she damage?
[2026-06-03 13:57:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Luckily, there's just like some chewing of like the edge not even like a top edge like just like an edge I don't know what attracted her to that specific spot but then also she tore up the tag. I have a feeling the tag is like what got her to begin with but anyway this is like unlike her she's a freaking. Terrorist also I love her you said that's my love language now I definitely think words of affirmation is your love language for sure. I don't know if acts of services. I bet if we were like physically together more, you probably would do a lot of action of service. Yeah, I can definitely see that but who knows physical touch could also be your love language. Mine is probably OK. What is it? That's not me words affirmation is not me. I am probably active service or physical touch but it's just weird cause like none of those things sound like me either.
[2026-06-03 14:01:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, so like if you look at it from like both angles, I guess like if you are giving and receiving like what kind do you like? What is your love language that you like to receive and what is it that you like to give cause they can be different I think right
[2026-06-03 14:27:00] Sam Willis: And then who is “you guys”?! Me and the dogs? 😂
[2026-06-03 14:27:00] Sam Willis: lol. Liked in past tense
[2026-06-03 14:27:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-03 14:28:00] Dave: Which oura ring do you have?
[2026-06-03 14:28:00] Dave: 5?
[2026-06-03 14:28:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-03 14:31:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Yeah, and I think that technically your love language is supposed to be Oh, now I'm forgetting I think technically it's how you Give love cause the thought is that you would give love the same way that you want to receive it but that's actually not true like I think this bullshit. I honestly think the love language shits bullshit. In general like because I think your love language is what you're missing at the time but no real quick. The ordering the five is the newest. I'm pretty sure I have the three it's like 2 1/2 years old and shit is fucked up. But I'm too cheap to get the other one, but oh my God are you gonna get what I'm so excited you really should and you can. Oh you don't have an Asia say do you I was gonna say you can pay with it with your HSA pay for it with your HSA anyway. I give love Probably through Quality time that's the one that I missed that is my love language and that's also how I give it. That's what it is quality time. That's totally it so anyway that is how I give love is true quality time and That's also how I want to receive love for the most part quality time and Quality time physical I haven't been wanting to like get physical touch in a relationship in a long time so but That is why you and I have talked before about how I wouldn't like necessarily like if we were together and actually live together Like the way that you and Juliet do it where you guys are just like not together in the same space like you're in your office and she's in her room or whatever that would make me sad. I don't like that. I just wanna be in like the same general space as you Or even like with Christian and stuff from Chad like we were just like a living room couple and just kind of did our own thing sometimes but like we're there with each other and then of course like watch you chose together Dinner together like those sorts of things
[2026-06-03 14:32:00] Sam Willis: Probably a FSA too
[2026-06-03 14:32:00] Dave: You can pay within hsa?!
[2026-06-03 14:32:00] Sam Willis: 💯
[2026-06-03 14:33:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-03 14:33:00] Sam Willis: Yup both.
[2026-06-03 14:33:00] Sam Willis: So basically it’s free
[2026-06-03 14:36:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, I think it can change like I mean I think I don't think that's like bullshit. The whole whole concept but I think there's a pretty good categories to like. Things down into, but obviously there's like a lot of in between and overlap or whatever but Like I think it's funny though that like which I guess this is like the whole thing about it right if you're like yay I love you so much here. I am have me all the time be around me. I'm giving you my love. I like being all in your face all the time. It's spinning quality time I just obviously as a caricature I think that's funny But yeah Yeah, mine is definitely changed like overtime and I think it all just depends on the person the people situation like 100% I fuck yeah I'm not well. I'm not gonna say I'm gonna get one cause they're still expensive. They're like 500 bucks and I hate wearing jewelry. That's the thing. That's why I don't wear my watch except to run, but I do like the idea of having all that data to never look at So yeah, I don't know. I don't know. We'll see what happens.
[2026-06-03 14:36:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: And then like what happens if you lose or gain weight and your ring doesn't fucking fit anymore you're supposed to buy a new ring for $500 fuck that and what is and there's like a subscription too right I don't know about this whole thing
[2026-06-03 14:37:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: And it can't even like it doesn't have GPS right so like can't track your runs so That's kind of whacked slow to wear my watch for that now this is not looking good
[2026-06-03 15:02:00] Dave: Haha, not you specifically
[2026-06-03 15:02:00] Dave: God damnit. Now I can’t find any information about my FSA… I feel like I went through this a while ago, finally figured out who runs it, and got my card… And now I can’t find it. Fml
[2026-06-03 15:02:00] Sam Willis: Are you making fun of my need for quality time?!??
[2026-06-03 15:05:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, quit whining about the ordering all right oh, hold on I just walked into the kitchen area and Nala and Simba were cuddling on the little cat ledge and then One of them tried to get up and like was almost knocked the other one off anyway I was gonna say I'll look into the ordering thing. I mine doesn't have a subscription so I don't know if the five does maybe then get the four and if your ring size changes just put it on a different fucking finger and they probably won't make you get a whole new one also like literally if your battery life. Starts going down You messaged him on the little chat and you're like hey can you test my battery and they'll test it and they'll be like yeah shit's fucked let me send you a new one for free so it's pretty awesome and then the GPS thing I don't remember cause I clearly don't run so where are you getting the stats from now that you've been sending me I take it are you? Are you wearing your watch or what are you doing anyway, dear? I'll look into it more later, but I'm gonna take a nap. OK love you.
[2026-06-03 15:07:00] Dave: Apple Watch
[2026-06-03 15:07:00] Dave: Oooooh, I hope you’re having a great nap!!
[2026-06-03 15:09:00] Sam Willis: Yea no built in GPS.
[2026-06-03 15:11:00] Dave: Meh.. I guess I’ll have my watch for music anyway so nbd
[2026-06-03 15:26:00] Dave: Lmoa… Yeah I have a card, and I used it last month at CVS 🤦♂️
[2026-06-03 16:06:00] Sam Willis: So did you buy the ring or what?
[2026-06-03 16:06:00] Sam Willis: I don’t wanna get up…
[2026-06-03 16:07:00] Dave: lol, no
[2026-06-03 16:07:00] Dave: So don’t!
[2026-06-03 16:07:00] Dave: I can’t find my card!!
[2026-06-03 16:08:00] Dave: And ain’t fucking guessing for $500!
[2026-06-03 16:08:00] Dave: Obviously
[2026-06-03 16:08:00] Dave: And idk my ring size either
[2026-06-03 16:12:00] Sam Willis: No no they send you the sizer first
[2026-06-03 16:13:00] Sam Willis: Then you tell it what size you are then they send the ring
[2026-06-03 16:13:00] Dave: I actually ordered the sizer from Amazon
[2026-06-03 16:14:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm why not just from Oura themselves
[2026-06-03 16:16:00] Dave: With Amazon it says exactly when it will be there
[2026-06-03 16:16:00] Sam Willis: Pain in the butt I tell ya
[2026-06-03 16:16:00] Sam Willis: My lawdddd whatevs
[2026-06-03 16:16:00] Dave: Because who knows how long that shit will take
[2026-06-03 16:16:00] Sam Willis: Bro it’s very fast!
[2026-06-03 16:17:00] Dave: Somewhere I could get it right then
[2026-06-03 16:17:00] Dave: I have standards fool
[2026-06-03 16:17:00] Dave: I’d actually probably get it from Bestbuy tbh
[2026-06-03 16:18:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-06-03 16:18:00] Sam Willis: But we are very different ppl
[2026-06-03 16:18:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-06-03 16:18:00] Dave: Why are YOU so excited for me to have one
[2026-06-03 16:18:00] Sam Willis: Bc I love mine
[2026-06-03 16:18:00] Sam Willis: CLEARLY
[2026-06-03 16:18:00] Sam Willis: OK why do you even want one. What info would you want out of it
[2026-06-03 16:18:00] Dave: Meh, idk
[2026-06-03 16:20:00] Sam Willis: I could add you to my Oura circle and we can compare!!
[2026-06-03 16:20:00] Dave: I love allthedata but tbh I never really look at it
[2026-06-03 16:20:00] Sam Willis: I love the sleep tracking and I like to see if I can get the crowns
[2026-06-03 16:20:00] Dave: But yeah, probably sleep tracking
[2026-06-03 16:21:00] Dave: I’m gonna stomp your ass on metrics bitch
[2026-06-03 16:21:00] Dave: That’s a thing??
[2026-06-03 16:21:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-06-03 16:21:00] Sam Willis: Probably. Bc you a bum!!
[2026-06-03 16:21:00] Dave: Oh it’s on!!
[2026-06-03 16:21:00] Sam Willis: Every. Day!
[2026-06-03 16:22:00] Sam Willis: With the circle? Or just in general
[2026-06-03 16:22:00] Dave: Idk bro… you’re the expert here
[2026-06-03 16:22:00] Dave: Is it a lot of stuff?
[2026-06-03 16:22:00] Dave: Send me some screens
[2026-06-03 16:22:00] Dave: What all does it show you in the app?
[2026-06-03 16:22:00] Sam Willis: Omg. Ok gimme a minute. Washing my face. Finally. For the first time today lol
[2026-06-03 16:23:00] Dave: Pretty sure you can do that
[2026-06-03 16:23:00] Sam Willis: I wish there was a way I could screen record AND record my voice
[2026-06-03 16:24:00] Dave: https://www.perplexity.ai/search/7283530f-2ab6-4567-b906-2826790b6e39 Can you screen record and record your voice on iPhone 17 pro Yes—you can screen record and capture your voice at the same time on the iPhone 17 Pro using the built‑in Screen Recording control in Control Center. You just...
[2026-06-03 16:24:00] Sam Willis: How!?
[2026-06-03 16:34:00] Dave: Omg! Hehehe
[2026-06-03 16:40:00] Sam Willis: This bitch. I recorded a whole video for you and it says it’s too long! 🤬
[2026-06-03 16:40:00] Dave: Too long to send?
[2026-06-03 16:40:00] Sam Willis: They are cuddling!!! I love it!!
[2026-06-03 16:41:00] Dave: That’s dumb
[2026-06-03 16:45:00] Sam Willis: Copy.mov
[2026-06-03 16:45:00] Sam Willis: OK sent a shorter version. Cut myself off I’m sure but meh you get the gist lol
[2026-06-03 16:46:00] Dave: Did you try to share it from the photos app it in the messages app?
[2026-06-03 16:48:00] Sam Willis: Message app
[2026-06-03 16:49:00] Dave: Try it from the photos app because it should let you share longer stuff that it to iCloud
[2026-06-03 16:51:00] Dave: Yes but I want to see if it works the other way
[2026-06-03 16:51:00] Dave: For science
[2026-06-03 16:51:00] Sam Willis: Did you get it in the text? The was the gist of it anyway
[2026-06-03 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Photo album: Today - 1 Video https://share.icloud.com/photos/01096X6Stm2UjG2KO1AAYOzGg
[2026-06-03 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Well hell
[2026-06-03 16:53:00] Sam Willis: Yes dear
[2026-06-03 16:53:00] Dave: Is that the origin?
[2026-06-03 16:55:00] Dave: You’re really leaning into this dear thing huh?
[2026-06-03 17:00:00] Sam Willis: I don’t know why
[2026-06-03 17:00:00] Dave: Did you hit the button to turn it off
[2026-06-03 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Ok dude I’m at the vet and my car alarm won’t stop going off.
[2026-06-03 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-06-03 17:01:00] Sam Willis: Like what button
[2026-06-03 17:03:00] Dave: Idk… it’s your car
[2026-06-03 17:04:00] Dave: Are the windows down
[2026-06-03 17:04:00] Sam Willis: Bro I’ve pressed all the buttons
[2026-06-03 17:04:00] Dave: And it’s just going off no stop
[2026-06-03 17:04:00] Dave: The one that turns it off lol
[2026-06-03 17:04:00] Sam Willis: No it’ll stop for a minute then do it again
[2026-06-03 17:04:00] Sam Willis: No
[2026-06-03 17:05:00] Sam Willis: And I even went and turned the car back on
[2026-06-03 17:10:00] Sam Willis: I give up. I am in a vet room now.
[2026-06-03 17:10:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, so what's going on now exactly You turn the car off get out lock it and the alarm goes off like for how long and it just like goes off for like two seconds 30 seconds what's going on here?
[2026-06-03 17:10:00] Sam Willis: Ok I got back in the car, turned it on and re parked it to a different place. Turned it off. Locked it. And then it did it again.
[2026-06-03 17:10:00] Sam Willis: The world can deal lol
[2026-06-03 17:11:00] Sam Willis: I dunno how long it’ll go off bc as soon as I hear it, I unlock it and it stops.
[2026-06-03 17:11:00] Sam Willis: Then it does it again
[2026-06-03 17:12:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha whoops
[2026-06-03 17:12:00] Sam Willis: Just noticed I got 18 fucking alerts 😂
[2026-06-03 17:12:00] Dave: Lolol
[2026-06-03 17:13:00] Dave: Is there anything in there?
[2026-06-03 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Exactly!
[2026-06-03 17:13:00] Sam Willis: There’s no movement though!!!
[2026-06-03 17:13:00] Dave: So it thinks you left our baby back there?
[2026-06-03 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Exactly!
[2026-06-03 17:13:00] Dave: It isn’t movement. It’s the weight that triggers it
[2026-06-03 17:14:00] Sam Willis: Not unless there’s a little gremlin in there that I’m unaware of
[2026-06-03 17:14:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-03 17:14:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-06-03 17:14:00] Sam Willis: No it’s movement
[2026-06-03 17:16:00] Dave: Oh, dang
[2026-06-03 17:18:00] Sam Willis: Poor Lexi is crying 😭😭
[2026-06-03 17:19:00] Dave: She sounds like a wolf
[2026-06-03 17:19:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-06-03 17:36:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I was dealing with the whole car alarm debacle, and I didn't get to like hear all the fucking drama, but there was a girl that was a girl a woman and older woman that was picking up her dog a little tiny fucking thing you know the yappers and the dog was like screaming Multiple times cause it was just scared anyway I guess the dog had to be sedated for some sort of surgery and they had to like double sedated because for whatever reason anyway she was pissed and she was like I am not happy that I had to pay $700 today and put her through this and she seems more stressed out right now that when I before I brought her in, it's like lady she's coming out of fucking sedation like she's gonna be out of it but anyway and so like the front desk People were like trying to like console her not console her but like it's fucking is what it is anyway, but then I had to fucking go outside and I missed all the tea Anyway I wish I knew more that's all
[2026-06-03 17:42:00] Sam Willis: You’re going to actually go into the office tomorrow? On your bday?
[2026-06-03 18:08:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-06-03 18:08:00] Dave: Unless I just decide not to
[2026-06-03 18:09:00] Dave: You know, since it’s my bday 🤷♂️
[2026-06-03 18:09:00] Sam Willis: That’s what I was thinking…
[2026-06-03 18:14:00] Sam Willis: I love a pup butt!!!
[2026-06-03 18:14:00] Sam Willis: Heheh
[2026-06-03 18:20:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-03 18:20:00] Dave: I love when he lays with hogs legs stretched out like that
[2026-06-03 18:20:00] Sam Willis: Or like a fucking idiot lol
[2026-06-03 18:21:00] Sam Willis: Like he’s trying to act all casual lol
[2026-06-03 18:21:00] Dave: He usually does it when he’s creeping on creek to snatch whatever he’s chewing on
[2026-06-03 18:21:00] Sam Willis: Like he’s trying to act all casual lol
[2026-06-03 18:22:00] Dave: Oh yeah. He does it all slow like “dur dur durr… not doing anything… yoooooink”
[2026-06-03 18:22:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-03 18:23:00] Sam Willis: Creek looks huge! Like 80 lbs
[2026-06-03 18:27:00] Dave: Idk how much he weighs these days
[2026-06-03 19:08:00] Sam Willis: https://www.orionsleep.com/ Orion Sleep — Personalized Cooling Sleep System
[2026-06-03 19:08:00] Sam Willis: This sounds intriguing….
[2026-06-03 19:10:00] Dave: https://www.eightsleep.com/product/pod-cover/ Shop the New Bed Cooling System Cool down your nights with the Eight Sleep Pod 5. Enjoy dual-zone temperature control, custom elevation, and snoring reduction. Clinically proven to boost deep to 27%. Try it risk-free for 30 nights.
[2026-06-03 19:10:00] Dave: Ha! I was just looking at this one
[2026-06-03 19:11:00] Sam Willis: THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS?!?!?
[2026-06-03 19:11:00] Sam Willis: I’ll take my shitty sleep lol
[2026-06-03 19:11:00] Sam Willis: Fackkkk that
[2026-06-03 19:21:00] Dave: Shitty sleep is the number one thing you complain about and probably the root of many of your problems
[2026-06-03 19:21:00] Dave: So… it might be quite worth it
[2026-06-03 20:06:00] Dave: Are you getting that massage?
[2026-06-03 20:07:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-03 20:17:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. This is true. I don’t like that you’re right lol
[2026-06-03 20:17:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. This is true. I don’t like that you’re right lol
[2026-06-03 20:17:00] Sam Willis: Omg that massage was amazing
[2026-06-03 20:17:00] Sam Willis: Definitely going to that dude again
[2026-06-03 20:19:00] Dave: Practicing guitar
[2026-06-03 20:19:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-06-03 20:20:00] Dave: lol yeah. The Chicken Song
[2026-06-03 20:20:00] Dave: A friend of mine from the Air Force wrote in the 90s
[2026-06-03 20:20:00] Sam Willis: Oooo 😍😍 any particular song?
[2026-06-03 20:20:00] Sam Willis: wtf is that lol
[2026-06-03 20:21:00] Dave: Let me see if I can find his recording of it rq
[2026-06-03 20:25:00] Dave: The Chicken Song.m4a
[2026-06-03 20:29:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha hey that’s a jam!
[2026-06-03 20:31:00] Dave: Yeah it’s pretty sick
[2026-06-03 20:31:00] Dave: He wrote that when he was a teenager
[2026-06-03 20:31:00] Sam Willis: Did he make any money off of it??
[2026-06-03 20:32:00] Dave: I mean, he performs at bars and shit now
[2026-06-03 20:32:00] Dave: Oh no
[2026-06-03 20:32:00] Dave: So I guess in a round about way
[2026-06-03 20:34:00] Sam Willis: Oh that’s cool!!
[2026-06-03 20:46:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-06-03 20:46:00] Dave: I love you ❤️
[2026-06-03 20:46:00] Sam Willis: It’s bed time?
[2026-06-03 20:46:00] Dave: Ya know what…
[2026-06-03 20:47:00] Dave: Hehehee
[2026-06-03 20:47:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby. Sweet dreams! ❤️🥰
[2026-06-03 20:47:00] Dave: Out worked out so well last night
[2026-06-03 20:47:00] Sam Willis: I am so so excited to see you!!! Eeeee!!
[2026-06-03 20:47:00] Dave: And yes, I’m going to bed 🤭
[2026-06-03 20:47:00] Dave: I knoooooow
[2026-06-03 20:48:00] Dave: That’s really why I’m going to bed early… so the days hurry up and
[2026-06-03 20:48:00] Sam Willis: But tomorrow is your bday so don’t wish that away!
[2026-06-03 20:48:00] Sam Willis: I totally get that lol
[2026-06-03 20:48:00] Dave: I’m soo excited
[2026-06-03 20:49:00] Dave: It’s just another day
[2026-06-03 20:49:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-03 20:49:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-06-03 20:49:00] Dave: Not really, now that you mention it
[2026-06-03 20:49:00] Sam Willis: Are you really an any holiday guy?? lol
[2026-06-03 20:49:00] Dave: I’m not really a birthday guy
[2026-06-03 20:49:00] Dave: Meh
[2026-06-03 20:50:00] Sam Willis: Do you? I didn’t know that! That’s good to know though lol
[2026-06-03 20:50:00] Dave: That’s a good one
[2026-06-03 20:50:00] Dave: I mean, I like Veterans Day
[2026-06-03 20:50:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-03 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-03 20:51:00] Dave: I mean, I do appreciate Veterans Day!
[2026-06-03 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Good night fool lol
[2026-06-03 20:51:00] Dave: No Im being like 99% facetious
[2026-06-03 20:51:00] Sam Willis: Oh
[2026-06-03 20:52:00] Dave: But not like it’s Christmas or something
[2026-06-03 20:52:00] Dave: Nite nite baby
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DAY OVERVIEW Wednesday. A day of playful teasing, mutual support, and physical longing. The most defining moment was Dave's vivid recount of a dream where he woke Sam up for slow, intimate sex from behind, leaving her both intrigued and amused.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Routines & Dreams - Dave describes a detailed, sensual dream involving waking Sam up for sex, highlighting the vivid imagery and physical sensations. - Dave expresses excitement about his dream, while Sam teases him about his vivid imagination. Emotional register: playful, sexually charged. - Notable quote: "I moved my cock up and slid up right behind you and just slid right inside you while you were still asleep."
- Work & Meetings
- Dave mentions his work-from-home schedule, optional meetings, and plans to go to the grocery store.
- Sam shares her morning routine, including a call and a one-on-one meeting, expressing her frustration with the process. Emotional register: mild annoyance, playful.
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Notable phrase: "I have such a bad headache."
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Landscaping & Home Repairs
- Dave and Sam discuss issues with Sam's water irrigation, involving a landscaper and a previous contractor. Emotional register: frustrated, humorous.
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Sam expresses relief that her landscaper can fix the issue and her plan to cancel the previous contractor. Notable quote: "I feel bad, but I gave him like an hour and 45 minute notice."
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Love Languages & Relationship Dynamics
- The couple discusses their love languages, with Sam identifying quality time as her primary love language. Emotional register: introspective, affectionate.
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Sam and Dave explore the idea of quality time and physical touch in their relationship, highlighting its importance to Sam. Notable phrase: "Quality time is my love language."
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Oura Ring & Sleep Tracking
- Dave expresses interest in the Oura Ring, and Sam encourages him to purchase one, highlighting its benefits for sleep tracking and overall health. Emotional register: excited, supportive.
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They discuss the potential purchase of an Oura Ring for Dave, including the sizing process and subscription options. Notable phrase: "I love the sleep tracking and I like to see if I can get the crowns."
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Massage & Self-Care
- Sam mentions and expresses excitement about her upcoming massage, highlighting the need for self-care. Emotional register: anticipatory, content.
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Dave encourages Sam to prioritize her well-being, especially given her current issues with sleep and stress. Notable quote: "Shitty sleep is the number one thing you complain about and probably the root of many of your problems."
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Music & Guitar Practice
- Dave shares his interest in learning a song called "The Chicken Song" and sends a recording of it to Sam. Emotional register: enthusiastic, proud.
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Sam expresses admiration and enjoyment of the song, highlighting Dave's talent. Notable phrase: "Hehehe, hey that’s a jam!"
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Birthday & Anticipation
- Dave mentions his upcoming birthday, and the couple discusses their excitement and plans for the day. Emotional register: affectionate, anticipatory.
- They express their love and excitement for the upcoming visit, highlighting the emotional significance of the occasion. Notable quote: "I love you. I am so so excited to see you!"
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave describes a vivid dream where he initiates sex with Sam in the morning, focusing on slow, sensual movements from behind. He mentions the physical sensations and pre-come soaking through his underwear. - Sam responds with a mix of amusement and intrigue, indicating a potential openness to the scenario, though she playfully insists on being the one to wake up first in the future. - No physical interactions are described, only fantasies and discussions of them.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave initiates discussions with playful and affectionate tones, while Sam responds with a mix of humor, teasing, and vulnerability. - Both express a strong desire for quality time and physical intimacy, highlighting their emotional connection and longing for each other. - The dynamic is characterized by mutual support and affection, with both individuals encouraging each other's well-being and happiness.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I moved my cock up and slid up right behind you and just slid right inside you while you were still asleep." — Dave, describing his dream. - "I have such a bad headache." — Sam, expressing her frustration with her morning. - "I feel bad, but I gave him like an hour and 45 minute notice." — Sam, discussing her decision to cancel a contractor. - "Quality time is my love language." — Sam, discussing their love languages. - "I love the sleep tracking and I like to see if I can get the crowns." — Sam, talking about the Oura Ring. - "I am so so excited to see you!" — Sam, expressing her anticipation for their upcoming visit.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - The unresolved topic of Dave's dream and Sam's possible interest in the scenario. - Their plans for Dave's birthday and their upcoming visit. - The continuing discussion of their love languages and the importance of quality time and physical touch in their relationship. - The potential purchase and use of the Oura Ring for sleep tracking and health monitoring.
MOOD MAP Playful teasing → Affectionate anticipation → Sexual intrigue → Physical longing → Content expectation.
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
372
99.3 more; previous daily average 272.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
28
0.3 fewer; previous daily average 28.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 178 · 48% | 194 · 52% |
| Average reply time | 2m 11s (n=94) | 3m 2s (n=94) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 11s (n=94). 17% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 38s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 464 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 2s (n=94). 13% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 41s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 461 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 30.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 70.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 10 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 9m 0s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.7%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 36% higher than the previous daily average of 272.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 372 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (59), Humor (32), Frustration (17), Affection (11), Request (11)
- Sam Willis: Status update (45), Humor (42), Frustration (24), Vulnerability (16), Affection (12)
Tension and positive follow-ups
23 of 36 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (64%).
13 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 10s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 36 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
Then I have my 1x1 with Stephen right after
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Ugh
- Context · · Dave
What’s the call
- Context · · Sam Willis
The stupid daily stand up
Episode 2 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Ugh
- Context · · Dave
What’s the call
- Tension signal Episode start · · Sam Willis
The stupid daily stand up
- Tension signal Episode end · · Dave
UGH
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
Yes. Thank Christ
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Well good luck sweetiepie
- Context · · Dave
At least youre home!!
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
And I’m going to take a nap at like 10am bc fuck them
- Context · · Sam Willis
So are you WFH today?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahhhh! I’m just listening to your dream!! Ahhhh 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
331 of 372 messages (89.0%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 159 / 178 | 89.3% |
| Sam Willis | 172 / 194 | 88.7% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.75 |
| Appreciation | 0.80 |
| Boundary setting | 0.60 |
| Checking in | 0.67 |
| Deep sharing | 0.80 |
| Disagreement | 0.68 |
| Emotional support | 0.69 |
| Encouragement | 0.71 |
| Excitement | 0.76 |
| Flirting | 0.90 |
| Frustration | 0.68 |
| Humor | 0.69 |
| Passive aggression | 0.60 |
| Planning | 0.65 |
| Request | 0.66 |
| Sexting | 0.95 |
| Status update | 0.62 |
| Unmet need | 0.70 |
| Vulnerability | 0.63 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 07:39:00
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 23 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.97
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and sleeping in a little bit on your work from home day I slept pretty well and I had a nice dream about Dream about What I'm gonna do when I wake up early like w…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just can’t
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m still in bed. And have a call in 10 minutes. 😭
score 0.82 · confidence 0.7394999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just can’t
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m still in bed. And have a call in 10 minutes. 😭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
Then I have my 1x1 with Stephen right after
- Context · · Dave
Ugh
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Praaaaaise her!!! 🙏
- Context · · Dave
Should be the last one though right?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Well good luck sweetiepie
- Context · · Dave
At least youre home!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
And I’m going to take a nap at like 10am bc fuck them
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
The stupid daily stand up
- Context · · Dave
UGH
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yes. Thank Christ
- Context · · Dave
Praaaaaise her!!! 🙏
- Context · · Dave
Should be the last one though right?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
How could she be gardening and on a boat 🤔
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I have such a bad headache I think it might be time I need a new mattress that might be what the problem is because my body hurts so badly and I just checked my sleep score and it's like you had the best night sleep ever Why…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oooooo I just remembered I’m getting a massage tonight. THANK YOU BABY JESUS!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://www.instagram.com/shan.rileyyy/p/DZIHTpkFOvw/ shan 🤙🏻 single girls survival guide on Instagram made by trauma not ai btw
- Context · · Sam Willis
My new soul sister
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
It was Christian’s
- Context · · Sam Willis
I liked it better than the king one I had so we gave that one to Quinn and now Christian has it
- Detected signal · · Dave
Glad you liked the dream
- Context · · Dave
I can’t view that link without downloading the app for some reason… but I think I got the idea
- Context · · Dave
It obviously worked for me
Boundary setting
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t wanna get up…
- Context · · Dave
lol, no
- Detected signal · · Dave
So don’t!
- Context · · Dave
I can’t find my card!!
- Context · · Dave
And ain’t fucking guessing for $500!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bro it’s very fast!
- Context · · Dave
Somewhere I could get it right then
- Detected signal · · Dave
I have standards fool
- Context · · Dave
I’d actually probably get it from Bestbuy tbh
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
Checking in
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.6
- Context · · Sam Willis
Then I have my 1x1 with Stephen right after
- Context · · Dave
Ugh
- Detected signal · · Dave
What’s the call
- Context · · Sam Willis
The stupid daily stand up
- Context · · Dave
UGH
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Should be the last one though right?
- Context · · Dave
Well good luck sweetiepie
- Detected signal · · Dave
At least youre home!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
And I’m going to take a nap at like 10am bc fuck them
- Context · · Sam Willis
So are you WFH today?
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
At least youre home!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
And I’m going to take a nap at like 10am bc fuck them
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
So are you WFH today?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahhhh! I’m just listening to your dream!! Ahhhh 🥵🥵🥵🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sounds like you are! ❤️
Deep sharing
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and sleeping in a little bit on your work from home day I slept pretty well and I had a nice dream about Dream about What I'm gonna do when I wake up early like w…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just can’t
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m still in bed. And have a call in 10 minutes. 😭
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Thank you how hard was that?
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, that's my love language now so deal with it and also that fucking bomb ass bitch like How bad did she damage?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Luckily, there's just like some chewing of like the edge not even like a top edge like just like an edge I don't know what attracted her to that specific spot but then also she tore up the tag. I have a feeling the tag is li…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, so like if you look at it from like both angles, I guess like if you are giving and receiving like what kind do you like? What is your love language that you like to receive and what is it that you like…
- Context · · Sam Willis
And then who is “you guys”?! Me and the dogs? 😂
Disagreement
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score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m going to wait to make sure they actually fix the shit before I cancel on him, I guess
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I just feel like that’s not necessary!!
- Context · · Dave
Do you want him to fix it or not?
- Context · · Dave
Sheesh
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
And he didn’t even tell me. I went to turn on the water and nada
- Context · · Dave
Right?!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Fact This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fact
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I can’t find my card!!
- Context · · Dave
And ain’t fucking guessing for $500!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Obviously
- Context · · Dave
And idk my ring size either
- Context · · Sam Willis
No no they send you the sizer first
Emotional support
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and sleeping in a little bit on your work from home day I slept pretty well and I had a nice dream about Dream about What I'm gonna do when I wake up early like w…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just can’t
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m still in bed. And have a call in 10 minutes. 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
Then I have my 1x1 with Stephen right after
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Dave
How were you dumb ass calls?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Did Stephen leave you with any good books to read 🙄
- Context · · Dave
Does it say I have notifications silenced at night?
- Context · · Sam Willis
No. Just your naps.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
No. Just your naps.
- Context · · Sam Willis
And it just turned off
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I have such a bad headache 😭
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m over him
Encouragement
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Praaaaaise her!!! 🙏
- Context · · Dave
Should be the last one though right?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Well good luck sweetiepie
- Context · · Dave
At least youre home!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
And I’m going to take a nap at like 10am bc fuck them
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I KNEW IT when you silenced your notifications. Rude lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
You shithead lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Definitely recommend that 10am nap
- Context · · Dave
How can you see that?
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s weird. But I can!! lol
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
Anywho. How is your day going?
- Context · · Dave
Pretty good. Just got back from the store with some energy drinks and shit for salad
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yeaaaaaa!! Good on you!!
- Context · · Dave
Now I’m thinking about ruining my fat day and going for a run
- Context · · Sam Willis
It surprises me though that you do mid-day runs bc I think that would be the time of day that would suck the most.
Excitement
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score 0.78 · confidence 0.68
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and sleeping in a little bit on your work from home day I slept pretty well and I had a nice dream about Dream about What I'm gonna do when I wake up early like w…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just can’t
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m still in bed. And have a call in 10 minutes. 😭
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Yep, and I just woke up 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
How was the nap?
- Detected signal · · Dave
It was actually great!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I KNEW IT when you silenced your notifications. Rude lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
You shithead lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
How could she be gardening and on a boat 🤔
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: I have such a bad headache I think it might be time I need a new mattress that might be what the problem is because my body hurts so badly and I just checked my sleep score and it's like you had the best night sleep ever Why…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Oooooo I just remembered I’m getting a massage tonight. THANK YOU BABY JESUS!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://www.instagram.com/shan.rileyyy/p/DZIHTpkFOvw/ shan 🤙🏻 single girls survival guide on Instagram made by trauma not ai btw
- Context · · Sam Willis
My new soul sister
Flirting
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score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and sleeping in a little bit on your work from home day I slept pretty well and I had a nice dream about Dream about What I'm gonna do when I wake up early like w…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just can’t
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m still in bed. And have a call in 10 minutes. 😭
Frustration
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
Then I have my 1x1 with Stephen right after
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ugh
- Context · · Dave
What’s the call
- Context · · Sam Willis
The stupid daily stand up
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Ugh
- Context · · Dave
What’s the call
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
The stupid daily stand up
- Context · · Dave
UGH
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes. Thank Christ
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
What’s the call
- Context · · Sam Willis
The stupid daily stand up
- Detected signal · · Dave
UGH
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yes. Thank Christ
- Context · · Dave
Praaaaaise her!!! 🙏
Humor
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ahhhh! I’m just listening to your dream!! Ahhhh 🥵🥵🥵🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sounds like you are! ❤️
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yep, and I just woke up 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
How was the nap?
- Context · · Dave
It was actually great!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Sam Willis
How was the nap?
- Context · · Dave
It was actually great!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I KNEW IT when you silenced your notifications. Rude lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
You shithead lol
- Context · · Dave
Definitely recommend that 10am nap
score 0.70 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
It was actually great!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I KNEW IT when you silenced your notifications. Rude lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You shithead lol
- Context · · Dave
Definitely recommend that 10am nap
- Context · · Dave
How can you see that?
Passive aggression
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Dave
It’s a defense mechanism
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Idiot
- Context · · Sam Willis
Probably…
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s years and years of being a “nice” people pleaser
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
LMFAO
- Context · · Sam Willis
Great job baby!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I bet you feel soooooo good
- Context · · Dave
Fuck you
- Context · · Dave
Yes 😒
Planning
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I love your laugh. That was the hardest. I've heard you laugh in a while and what is possibly more whimsical than butt plug or any sex toy right I mean come on and apparently you didn't get the message beca…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: And that's fine and you can do whatever you wanna do with euro money And I appreciate you. I also have no idea. I've never seen a sex store here in Phoenix like yes I'm sure they exist guarantee. They are in the sketchy plac…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Remember that new rug I put down like on Sunday?
- Context · · Sam Willis
This bitch…
- Context · · Sam Willis
This was last night while I was at Costco. I didn’t even notice it until I went to bed.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK why do you even want one. What info would you want out of it
- Context · · Dave
Meh, idk
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I could add you to my Oura circle and we can compare!!
- Context · · Dave
I love allthedata but tbh I never really look at it
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love the sleep tracking and I like to see if I can get the crowns
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Copy.mov
- Context · · Sam Willis
OK sent a shorter version. Cut myself off I’m sure but meh you get the gist lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Did you try to share it from the photos app or by attaching it in the messages app?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Message app
- Context · · Dave
Try it from the photos app because it should let you share longer stuff that way by uploading it to iCloud
Request
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
How were you dumb ass calls?
- Context · · Dave
Did Stephen leave you with any good books to read 🙄
- Detected signal · · Dave
Does it say I have notifications silenced at night?
- Context · · Sam Willis
No. Just your naps.
- Context · · Sam Willis
And it just turned off
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
Things have to be black and white when I’m trying to bullshit an answer to Shanelle that I have no idea about the actual thing…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love it when you have to do actual work. Hehe
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Tell me the exact situation
- Context · · Dave
I sent it to you on teams
- Context · · Dave
All I know is that Eric mentioned a week or two ago
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just feel like that’s not necessary!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Do you want him to fix it or not?
- Context · · Dave
Sheesh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh. Dude turned off all the water to the house. Like can we not?? lol
Sexting
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score 0.95 · confidence 0.98825
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and sleeping in a little bit on your work from home day I slept pretty well and I had a nice dream about Dream about What I'm gonna do when I wake up early like w…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just can’t
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m still in bed. And have a call in 10 minutes. 😭
score 0.95 · confidence 0.833
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK is there a possibility is actually been entered already because I'll just look that up If you just tell me, do you know how to look it up? I do I'll just freaking find it. I'm in OP Hold on there is one exception in here…
- Context · · Dave
Yes, Nick is on sabbatical
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m gonna eat your pussy soooo much!!
- Context · · Dave
Thank you! You’re the best!
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Status update
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score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept well and sleeping in a little bit on your work from home day I slept pretty well and I had a nice dream about Dream about What I'm gonna do when I wake up early like w…
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just can’t
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m still in bed. And have a call in 10 minutes. 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
Then I have my 1x1 with Stephen right after
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m still in bed. And have a call in 10 minutes. 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Then I have my 1x1 with Stephen right after
- Context · · Dave
Ugh
- Context · · Dave
What’s the call
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s weird. But I can!! lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc you hate me. I get it.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You must have it on a more global setting
- Context · · Sam Willis
Notifications are STILL silenced by the way
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Unmet need
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I dunno why
- Context · · Dave
Ofc I do baby
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s literally impossible to make you happy
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you still love me though? Lol
- Context · · Dave
Oh is that all lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
It’s because of all your little insufferable quirks 😘
- Context · · Sam Willis
Probably not actually… This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I think if I just had good sleep, good food, and good sex and no work, then I’d be so happy!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just wanna be in my soft girl era and someone take care of meeeeee lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok ok I’m done
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Haha, not you specifically
- Context · · Dave
God damnit. Now I can’t find any information about my FSA… I feel like I went through this a while ago, finally figured out who runs it, and got my card… And now I can’t find it. Fml
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Are you making fun of my need for quality time?!??
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, quit whining about the ordering all right oh, hold on I just walked into the kitchen area and Nala and Simba were cuddling on the little cat ledge and then One of them tried to get up and like was almost knocked the othe…
- Context · · Dave
Apple Watch
Vulnerability
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score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
And I’m going to take a nap at like 10am bc fuck them
- Context · · Sam Willis
So are you WFH today?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ahhhh! I’m just listening to your dream!! Ahhhh 🥵🥵🥵🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sounds like you are! ❤️
- Context · · Dave
Yep, and I just woke up 🤭
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
No. Just your naps.
- Context · · Sam Willis
And it just turned off
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I have such a bad headache 😭
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m over him
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I have such a bad headache 😭
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m over him
- Context · · Sam Willis
I wanted to throw up
- Context · · Sam Willis
He was like well I’m sad that this is our last 1x1