2026-08-15
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[2026-08-15 08:11:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting at the gym So much for sleeping in Although I guess 8 o'clock is sleeping in, it's not too early for me My alarm did not go off at 5:30 but I was waking up still or not sleeping well or something. I know I woke up again. Soaking sweat at 3 AM That scooted over out of the fucking wet spot And then went back to sleep for a couple hours And then for the last hour or two, I just kind of tossed and turned So that was dumb But I feel all right What have you got going on today? I'm gonna do the gym. I'm gonna go grocery shopping but I don't know. I had to go stop and get an energy drink cause I'm all out at home so I need to go to the grocery store. But I don't know There's those bunnies Are still back in the backyard And Sorry, get hiccups or something or pick up energy drink They're still back there I don't know what their deal is Gotta keep the dogs away from him Because they are obviously super into that Yeah Thinking about getting a camera out there to wash them see if the mother comes back We'll see Other real plans Gracie got a bad thing all day So I guess I'm gonna go work out Let me know what you got going on today I can't wait to hear from you cause you're the best And I'm reminded that you're the prettiest After our meeting yesterday, hopefully you're still getting things done Yeah, make sure that you don't work out at the inbox. That's the whole point is to not do that. See have your next actions list and your inbox is clear that way when you put your stuff in it doesn't get overwhelming and you know things will get categorized as necessary Sorry baby doll I'm a go ahead and get in here and stop rambling about dumb shit I hope you slept well and I hope you have a great day and I will talk to you soon. Goodbye.
[2026-08-15 11:09:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I've just been sitting here listening to. I listen to your voice message and then I listen to. Like she's on a rampage I was eating cereal and I just looked around. There are no dogs. Why is it so quiet? This is so freaky and I look out and all four dogs are just outside baking in the sun. They're absolutely loving it. I love this for me. Oh dang it back hi baby. Baby He just pancake on the in the house Anyway Yeah, I slept in until like 830 so I just got up not long ago. I have my hair appointment at 11 found the place made an appointment. That's happening so I need to get to the shower soon and then dude I gotta go to town on cleaning this house. It is fucking disgusting. It's been raining so much which sounds so crazy coming out of my mouth. Which we talked about is like raining dust and so the floors are just cause I had just given up the floors are just full of dusty paw prints I just have 1 million things to do so that'll be good because I am not gonna be on my ass today which is what I have been doing for days. It feels like so. I'm still getting things done A few things off the list yesterday And I organize them so I'm not working on my inbox and yeah, so doing good not as good as you are with going to the gym, but I'll get there maybe Anyway Also, did I join the Westfield Facebook group because I was gonna start asking for recommendations and it's been flooding and like fucking crazy over there I'm talking like washing out whole roads. It looks bad so I'm probably gonna text my realtor on Monday and be like way he's been completely out of fucking pocket And it's like very fucking weird like hey bro what's going on over there? Jesus I'm starting to get a little bit freaked out, but whatever else that's fine Anyway Poor Layla, she wants to walk, but she's so sore seriously, I hope the bunnies are safe Poor little babes yeah like yeah leave on absolutely his back when I lived in St. Louis killed some bunnies and like was just obsessed with them so Anyway I'm gonna get into the shower. Hope you are doing well and I will talk to you later. Thank you for the morning compliments. You're the very best. Bye
[2026-08-15 11:09:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh and also what the fuck is going on with your sleep that is not good that have rolls reversed cause that is not fun and I'm sorry you're going through it
[2026-08-15 11:13:00] Dave: I’m so excited to see it!
[2026-08-15 11:13:00] Dave: What are you going to do with your hair?!?!
[2026-08-15 11:13:00] Sam Willis: The lob! Hopefully they don’t fuck it Iol
[2026-08-15 11:14:00] Dave: Nice! Keeping using the inbox to capture!
[2026-08-15 11:15:00] Sam Willis: Only if it’s cute lol
[2026-08-15 11:15:00] Sam Willis: Only if it’s cute lol
[2026-08-15 11:15:00] Dave: Yeah bunnies are doing good
[2026-08-15 11:16:00] Dave: Yeah with the sleep I think it’s my body adjusting to the changes all at once
[2026-08-15 11:17:00] Dave: No sugar, no alcohol, AND training every day
[2026-08-15 12:47:00] Dave: Good I hate this place
[2026-08-15 12:48:00] Sam Willis: Why are you on the road?!?
[2026-08-15 12:48:00] Sam Willis: Ewwwww
[2026-08-15 12:48:00] Sam Willis: THAT road??? lol
[2026-08-15 12:49:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I got a ride out to Dallas I gave three guesses as to what I'm doing But I'm trying to like not take express lanes on the way there and then that way take them on the way back Just to cut down on the expense otherwise it would fucking cost $60-$80 probably If I went both ways so like I'll spin I'll spend 30 on the way back. Maybe that's fine when I'm ready to get my ass home so yeah this is the only way it's the regular road road.
[2026-08-15 12:50:00] Sam Willis: Are you going to the sex store?? lol
[2026-08-15 12:50:00] Dave: No
[2026-08-15 12:51:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmmm
[2026-08-15 12:51:00] Sam Willis: Taking Greyson to band thing
[2026-08-15 12:51:00] Sam Willis: Gun show? lol
[2026-08-15 12:51:00] Dave: 2 left
[2026-08-15 12:51:00] Sam Willis: WHAT IS IT
[2026-08-15 12:51:00] Dave: Nope
[2026-08-15 12:51:00] Dave: No
[2026-08-15 12:52:00] Sam Willis: I literally have no idea why you’re going into Dallas proper lol
[2026-08-15 12:52:00] Dave: Ok, I’ll give you one more
[2026-08-15 12:52:00] Sam Willis: And you’re alone
[2026-08-15 12:52:00] Dave: Those were good guesses though
[2026-08-15 12:53:00] Sam Willis: 3d printer stuff?
[2026-08-15 12:53:00] Dave: Returning my drone 😅🤭🤣🤫
[2026-08-15 12:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh my God, I am done with you. I don't wanna hear you say the word drone anymore. So ridiculous one time of getting one and thinking no I want this and then returning it OK two times and this is honestly probably not only the second time this is ridiculous. You're not meant to have drones. You don't have a used case no more drones. Christ, you know what I don't even feel bad for you anymore for being stuck in traffic because this was a bad decision
[2026-08-15 12:56:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-08-15 12:56:00] Sam Willis: Going in to get my haircut lol.
[2026-08-15 12:57:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: All right, I'm expecting a photo when it's done I'm sure it's gonna look great
[2026-08-15 14:02:00] Dave: I bet!
[2026-08-15 14:02:00] Dave: But it looks great!!
[2026-08-15 14:02:00] Sam Willis: This feels sooooo weird
[2026-08-15 14:02:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-15 14:03:00] Dave: I love it!
[2026-08-15 14:06:00] Sam Willis: Not a bob, not a lob, but a rob
[2026-08-15 14:06:00] Sam Willis: Thank you. We went a little bit longer in length. She calls it the Rob(ert) lol
[2026-08-15 14:06:00] Dave: lol
[2026-08-15 14:17:00] Sam Willis: 😳😳
[2026-08-15 14:18:00] Sam Willis: OMG Is it awful!!!
[2026-08-15 14:18:00] Sam Willis: That’s a lot of inches off
[2026-08-15 14:19:00] Dave: No!
[2026-08-15 14:19:00] Dave: It looks great!!
[2026-08-15 14:24:00] Sam Willis: Godddddddd
[2026-08-15 14:24:00] Sam Willis: A smoke detector is beeping somewhere
[2026-08-15 14:53:00] Dave: Might as well kill yourself
[2026-08-15 15:07:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkiSzqx-8lY The Infographics Show 12K likes, 3.4K comments. "The Next Great Recession Isn't Housing.....
[2026-08-15 15:09:00] Dave: This is what I think of every time I see a ridiculous, gigantic-ass truck doing a 10 point turn to get in our out of a parking space lmao
[2026-08-15 15:10:00] Dave: (Just saw it at microcenter)
[2026-08-15 15:54:00] Sam Willis: Fucking stupid
[2026-08-15 15:54:00] Sam Willis: $1000/mo auto payments. Fuck no
[2026-08-15 16:19:00] Sam Willis: New dog toys lol.
[2026-08-15 16:20:00] Dave: Hahaha those are too cute to give to the dogs to destroy
[2026-08-15 16:20:00] Dave: I didn’t buy anything to replace my drone 😒. Not sure if I mentioned that
[2026-08-15 16:20:00] Sam Willis: Awww. That sucks I’m sorry
[2026-08-15 16:20:00] Sam Willis: You should spend money on….a VACATION!
[2026-08-15 16:21:00] Dave: I am spending money on a Disney vacation
[2026-08-15 16:21:00] Dave: Meh
[2026-08-15 16:27:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-08-15 16:27:00] Dave: OH it’s a vacation for me though 🤪
[2026-08-15 16:27:00] Sam Willis: That you’re not even going on…
[2026-08-15 16:28:00] Dave: Seriously. That would be far more stress and discomfort than “vacation”
[2026-08-15 17:06:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going?
[2026-08-15 17:06:00] Sam Willis: Okkk.
[2026-08-15 17:12:00] Sam Willis: Just got out of the pool with the dogs a bit ago.
[2026-08-15 17:12:00] Dave: Dallas was disappointing
[2026-08-15 17:12:00] Dave: Gym was ok.
[2026-08-15 17:12:00] Sam Willis: Did you go all the way into Dallas to go to a micro center??
[2026-08-15 17:12:00] Dave: Not too bad. I just finished vacuuming and mopping 🥵
[2026-08-15 17:12:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-08-15 17:12:00] Sam Willis: That’s exactly what I’m doing right now too
[2026-08-15 17:13:00] Dave: And no other place has as much good stuff
[2026-08-15 17:13:00] Dave: That’s the only one in the state
[2026-08-15 17:14:00] Dave: I drove most of the way home at 130mph though so that was fun
[2026-08-15 17:14:00] Dave: Or… any of that kind of stuff. Like drones, 3d printers, etc
[2026-08-15 17:24:00] Dave: Hbu? Sounds like you’ve been productive
[2026-08-15 17:29:00] Sam Willis: Yea just a lot of cleaning. Went to Costco etc.
[2026-08-15 17:29:00] Sam Willis: Dude!!! 😒
[2026-08-15 17:29:00] Sam Willis: Yea just a lot of cleaning. Went to Costco etc.
[2026-08-15 17:29:00] Sam Willis: Dude!!! 😒
[2026-08-15 17:30:00] Dave: I’m the right side in all that traffic is where I would’ve been if not on the express lanes
[2026-08-15 17:36:00] Dave: Idk yet 😅
[2026-08-15 17:36:00] Sam Willis: So how much did you pay for the express lanes?
[2026-08-15 17:37:00] Dave: Let me check the site rq…
[2026-08-15 17:41:00] Sam Willis: There are soooooo many
[2026-08-15 17:41:00] Sam Willis: I have got to stop buying the dogs toys
[2026-08-15 17:42:00] Sam Willis: Some but I buy them toys literally every other time I go to a store. And I have to buy 4 toys every time of course
[2026-08-15 17:42:00] Dave: They dont completely destroy them?
[2026-08-15 17:48:00] Dave: Of course 🤭
[2026-08-15 17:48:00] Dave: It hasn’t posted the charges for the express lane yet
[2026-08-15 17:57:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqPk-E7EWmc Sergeant Curtis 607 likes, 103 comments. "No-Nonsense Cops Confront Police Imperson...
[2026-08-15 18:10:00] Sam Willis: I’ve seen this one. I think I sent this one to you 🤪 but it wasn’t sgt Curtis
[2026-08-15 18:27:00] Dave: Yeah I thought that when he started talking about the Supreme Court. I remember you saying that
[2026-08-15 18:28:00] Sam Willis: It’s a good one though
[2026-08-15 18:33:00] Sam Willis: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0079IRIG0/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_18EWJCMV8QNJJ6A4E07W_1 BLACK+DECKER 20V MAX* Cordless Drill Kit - Versatile Power for Any Project The BLACK+DECKER 20V MAX* cordless drill and 100-piece bit kit is up to the challenge of quick home repairs, DIY projects, and more. This compact, lightweight power tool kit comes with a variety of bits and accessories for use on wood, metal, and plastic. Its designed with a 24-position clutch th...
[2026-08-15 18:34:00] Sam Willis: Is this a shitty drill? How many Vs should I get
[2026-08-15 18:35:00] Dave: Yeah it’s pretty shitty.. BUT, it would probably be good enough for you
[2026-08-15 18:35:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-15 18:36:00] Dave: That sounded bad
[2026-08-15 18:36:00] Dave: What I meant was, it will probably be capable of the tasks you need it for.
[2026-08-15 18:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-15 18:36:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-08-15 18:37:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-08-15 18:37:00] Sam Willis: That one is even SMALLER. Only 18V
[2026-08-15 18:37:00] Dave: https://www.homedepot.com/p/RYOBI-ONE-18V-Cordless-3-8-in-Drill-Driver-Kit-with-2-Ah-Battery-and-Charger-with-Drill-and-Impact-Drive-Kit-40-Piece-PCL201K1-A98401/343418632 RYOBI ONE+ 18V Cordless 3/8 in. Drill/Driver Kit with 2 Ah Battery and Charger with Drill and Impact Drive Kit (40-Piece) PCL201K1-A98401 Do all your drilling work effortlessly with the help of this wonderful RYOBI ONE Cordless Drill Driver Kit with Battery and Charger with Drill and Impact Drive Kit.
[2026-08-15 18:39:00] Dave: The Vs don’t matter that much. Black and Decker makes really low quality stuff. Ryobi makes halfway decent low quality stuff.
[2026-08-15 18:40:00] Dave: This drill is only 12v and can do pretty much everything around the house
[2026-08-15 18:41:00] Dave: But honestly, the B&D one would probably be fine.
[2026-08-15 18:41:00] Dave: I’m a tool snob though so it’s hard for me to say that
[2026-08-15 18:44:00] Sam Willis: No it’s just for life
[2026-08-15 18:44:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-08-15 18:44:00] Dave: Is it for your closet doors?
[2026-08-15 18:44:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-08-15 18:45:00] Dave: Oh
[2026-08-15 18:46:00] Sam Willis: I thought both of those were actual name brands lol
[2026-08-15 18:46:00] Dave: It would probably be fine but I’d recommend buying an actual name brand - that will actually last the rest of your life, and be capable of anything.
[2026-08-15 18:46:00] Dave: I mean… good… name brands
[2026-08-15 18:47:00] Dave: Milwaukee, Ridgid, Dewalt, Makita
[2026-08-15 18:48:00] Dave: Even Ryobi would probably be fine, plus they have a ton of different tools (the other’s do too but they’re more professional-oriented whereas Ryobi is home oriented).
[2026-08-15 18:50:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-08-15 18:56:00] Dave: A ton? Like what?
[2026-08-15 18:56:00] Sam Willis: Yea I have a ton of ryobi stuff already
[2026-08-15 18:56:00] Sam Willis: Oh dewalt was the one I was thinking of but couldn’t remember
[2026-08-15 18:56:00] Dave: Besides the mower
[2026-08-15 18:58:00] Sam Willis: So not a “ton” but shit I don’t use lol
[2026-08-15 18:58:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-08-15 18:58:00] Dave: Well find the damn drills
[2026-08-15 18:58:00] Sam Willis: Fine. Fineeeeee. I will when I pack the garage
[2026-08-15 18:58:00] Dave: Don’t buy another one
[2026-08-15 18:58:00] Sam Willis: Weed eater. Leaf blower. A leaf bag holder thingy. And I think there’s some drills in the garage tbh but no idea where the chargers would be. I think there’s a chain saw out there too.
[2026-08-15 18:59:00] Dave: The drills are probably 18v
[2026-08-15 18:59:00] Sam Willis: Yea the batteries are laying around too. No idea where the chargers are lmao
[2026-08-15 18:59:00] Dave: So those are all big tools that take 40v batteries (except the drills)
[2026-08-15 19:00:00] Sam Willis: It’s finneeeee
[2026-08-15 19:00:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-15 19:00:00] Dave: You can buy new batteries and chargers and shit
[2026-08-15 19:01:00] Sam Willis: Like legit food
[2026-08-15 19:01:00] Sam Willis: I dunno why but I’m grumpy right now lol. I think it’s bc I want food
[2026-08-15 19:01:00] Dave: Yeah, that helps
[2026-08-15 19:01:00] Dave: What are you in the mood for?
[2026-08-15 19:04:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to make myself some potstickers. Sigh. Better than a kick in the crotch.
[2026-08-15 19:06:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-15 19:06:00] Dave: Indeed they are
[2026-08-15 19:07:00] Sam Willis: What did you have for dinner
[2026-08-15 19:08:00] Dave: Getting ready to eat now. Left over Italian sausage and Alfredo noodles
[2026-08-15 19:08:00] Dave: I did Alfredo instead of pesto
[2026-08-15 19:08:00] Sam Willis: Yummm
[2026-08-15 19:26:00] Sam Willis: I might have a drink this evening
[2026-08-15 19:40:00] Dave: That sounds like a great idea!
[2026-08-15 19:41:00] Dave: I was thinking about gummies 🤭
[2026-08-15 19:42:00] Sam Willis: Maybe I should just do a gummy too. Gotta work out tomorrow
[2026-08-15 19:43:00] Dave: I have to conserve though since nobody that lives in a place where they can buy them cares about me enough to send me some
[2026-08-15 19:43:00] Sam Willis: You had hookups longggggg before me
[2026-08-15 19:44:00] Dave: Idek which ones are are still there
[2026-08-15 19:44:00] Dave: Plus it’s just easier if you do it
[2026-08-15 19:44:00] Dave: On the dark web, which I haven’t used for like, years now
[2026-08-15 19:47:00] Dave: You’re the best babe
[2026-08-15 19:47:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-08-15 19:47:00] Sam Willis: Send me a damn box 😒
[2026-08-15 19:56:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-08-15 20:05:00] Sam Willis: That screw flies!! Wtfff lol
[2026-08-15 20:05:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K26-EIGDiBs Ze Frank 29K likes, 800 comments. "True Facts: Flowers That Screw Flies"
[2026-08-15 20:05:00] Dave: Another Chanel I love
[2026-08-15 20:29:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLf1fDEj1UQ Midwest Safety 51K likes, 7.7K comments. "The Murder of Officer Anthony Ferguson"
[2026-08-15 20:29:00] Dave: I think he’s hilarious
[2026-08-15 20:30:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh is it another good one?!
[2026-08-15 20:31:00] Dave: Still watching
[2026-08-15 20:34:00] Sam Willis: Another New Mexico one!
[2026-08-15 20:35:00] Dave: Fucking nm bro
[2026-08-15 20:35:00] Dave: Ofc
[2026-08-15 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Yea nnnooooo thank you
[2026-08-15 20:36:00] Sam Willis: This place looks like a shithole
[2026-08-15 20:37:00] Dave: Most places there are
[2026-08-15 20:38:00] Sam Willis: Im waiting for the backstory Like who even is this guy
[2026-08-15 20:39:00] Sam Willis: And then the cop that shot him in the back is like having a panic attack
[2026-08-15 20:47:00] Sam Willis: Oh man the agonal breathing 😭😭
[2026-08-15 20:49:00] Sam Willis: Holy fuck these cops did not react NEARLY fast enough when the cop got shot. What in the actual fuck.
[2026-08-15 21:04:00] Dave: Right?! They just stood there telling him to hold on
[2026-08-15 21:04:00] Dave: How about some cpr bro
[2026-08-15 21:06:00] Sam Willis: And where the fuck was dispatch
[2026-08-15 21:06:00] Sam Willis: Just SILENT
[2026-08-15 21:13:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLf1fDEj1UQ Midwest Safety 51K likes, 7.7K comments. "The Murder of Officer Anthony Ferguson"
[2026-08-15 21:14:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsFrgeWhtIk Midwest Safety 110K likes, 31K comments. "SWAT Faces Off Against Killer 43 Years L...
[2026-08-15 21:14:00] Dave: Oh you’ve already seen this one right?
[2026-08-15 21:15:00] Dave: Holy shit the civilians with the kids yelling at them lol
[2026-08-15 21:15:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-08-15 21:17:00] Sam Willis: This was the one I told you was just a massive clusterfuck
[2026-08-15 21:36:00] Dave: What a mess
[2026-08-15 21:36:00] Dave: Holy shit
[2026-08-15 21:41:00] Sam Willis: Too many cooks in the kitchen
[2026-08-15 21:41:00] Sam Willis: Right?? 🤦♀️🤦♀️
[2026-08-15 21:48:00] Dave: I’m still doing it
[2026-08-15 21:48:00] Sam Willis: Is that an after glow?!??
[2026-08-15 21:49:00] Sam Willis: No way
[2026-08-15 21:49:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵
[2026-08-15 21:49:00] Sam Willis: You look very sexy 🤤🤤
[2026-08-15 21:49:00] Sam Willis: Excuse me!! So am I turd!
[2026-08-15 21:49:00] Dave: It’s been like a month
[2026-08-15 21:50:00] Dave: July 23
[2026-08-15 21:51:00] Sam Willis: Danggggg
[2026-08-15 22:00:00] Sam Willis: Well I’ve clearly not been in the mood lol
[2026-08-15 22:10:00] Dave: Yeah. You’ve had a few things on your mind
[2026-08-15 22:11:00] Dave: How were your pot stickers?
[2026-08-15 22:12:00] Dave: And I’ve heard their other bbq is good too
[2026-08-15 22:12:00] Dave: Oh and you have a workout tomorrow!! Yaaay
[2026-08-15 22:12:00] Sam Willis: Decent but didn’t hit the spot. I decided I’m going to go to Buc-ees tomorrow and scope out the food!!!
[2026-08-15 22:12:00] Dave: They have pretty good pulled pork sandwiches
[2026-08-15 22:13:00] Sam Willis: Yes I remember you ate the shit out of their cookies during secret weekend 😅
[2026-08-15 22:13:00] Dave: I was just thinking that!!
[2026-08-15 22:13:00] Dave: Oh! And omg, their cookies are the jizz!
[2026-08-15 22:14:00] Dave: 🥰
[2026-08-15 22:14:00] Dave: I’m glad you remember
[2026-08-15 22:15:00] Sam Willis: Of course!
[2026-08-15 22:15:00] Dave: I’m calling it a night love 💕
[2026-08-15 22:16:00] Sam Willis: Talk to you tomorrow
[2026-08-15 22:16:00] Dave: Im hitting the gym in the morning too 🤞
[2026-08-15 22:16:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby. I love you lots! Sleep well ❤️
[2026-08-15 22:17:00] Sam Willis: Get itttttt 💪💪💪
[2026-08-15 22:17:00] Dave: Can’t wait
[2026-08-15 22:17:00] Dave: Can’t wait
[2026-08-15 22:17:00] Dave: I love you 😘
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DAY OVERVIEW The day started with a playful tone, as Dave woke up late and shared his amusing sleep story, while Sam greeted the day with curiosity about her dogs' behavior. Midday, they discussed mundane tasks like Dave's grocery shopping, Sam's hair appointment, and a trip to Dallas. The mood shifted to playful as they teased each other about his drone return. Evenings brought a mix of tension and intimacy, with personal struggles and a shared moment of physical longing. The day ended with a tender goodnight, looking forward to tomorrow's gym plans.
TOPIC INVENTORY - Sleep and Energy: Dave shared his restless night, and Sam empathized, mentioning her own sleep in. Emotional register: Playful, empathetic. - Morning Routine: Dave talked about his late start and gym plans. Sam mentioned her hair appointment and cleaning. Emotional register: Matter-of-fact, determined. - Bunnies: Dave mentioned the bunnies in the backyard and plans to monitor them. Emotional register: Concerned, curious. - Dallas Trip: Dave's journey to Dallas, and Sam's teasing about his destination. Emotional register: Playful, teasing. - Haircut: Sam's haircut and the stylist calling it a 'Rob(ert)'. Emotional register: Playful, self-conscious. - Home Maintenance: Dave and Sam discussed their cleaning tasks. Emotional register: Resigned, matter-of-fact.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave's dream about Sam and the dogs. Dave: "I was having a dream about you and the dogs... It was really nice." Emotional register: Intimate, playful. - Physical longing and teasing. Dave's post-gym glow and Sam's playful teasing. Sam: "You look very sexy... Excuse me!! So am I turd!" Emotional register: Flirtatious, teasing.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave initiated the playful teasing about his sleep and the bunnies. Sam followed with her own playful responses and teasing about his Dallas trip. Dave's vulnerability about his sleep struggles and Sam's empathetic response. - Expressions of love and longing as they shared their day's activities and plans. Power dynamic of playful teasing and shared vulnerability.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Soaking sweat at 3 AM" — Dave, describing his restless night. - "Gotta keep the dogs away from him" — Dave, about the bunnies in the backyard. - "Oh my God, I am done with you" — Sam, talking about Dave's drone return. - "It’s a 'Rob(ert)' lol" — Sam, describing her haircut. - "You look very sexy" — Sam, commenting on Dave's after-gym glow. - "I love you lots! Sleep well ❤️" — Sam, saying goodnight.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved: Dave's sleep issues and the bunnies' safety. - Plans: Dave's gym plans and Sam's potential visit to Buc-ees. - Emotional threads: Playful teasing and physical longing left open.
MOOD MAP Playful → Emphatic → Teasing → Intimate → Flirtatious → Tender
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Frustration.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
227
37.4 more; previous daily average 189.6 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
31
8.3 more; previous daily average 22.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 121 · 53% | 106 · 47% |
| Average reply time | 2m 25s (n=61) | 2m 48s (n=60) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 2 · 50% | 1 of 2 · 50% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 25s (n=61). 7% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 35s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 323 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 48s (n=60). 1% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 50s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 315 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 50.0%; 8.3 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 41.7% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 10s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 96.9%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
No changes met the alert thresholds.
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 227 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (42), Humor (15), Frustration (13), Affection (9), Checking in (8)
- Sam Willis: Frustration (21), Status update (18), Humor (17), Checking in (7), Vulnerability (7)
Tension and positive follow-ups
14 of 34 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (41%).
20 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 26s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 34 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
What are you going to do with your hair?!?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
The lob! Hopefully they don’t fuck it Iol
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Nice! Keeping using the inbox to capture!
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Yeah bunnies are doing good
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Yeah with the sleep I think it’s my body adjusting to the changes all at once
- Context · · Dave
No sugar, no alcohol, AND training every day
- Context · · Dave
Good I hate this place
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Yeah with the sleep I think it’s my body adjusting to the changes all at once
- Context · · Dave
No sugar, no alcohol, AND training every day
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Good I hate this place
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why are you on the road?!?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ewwwww
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
192 of 227 messages (84.6%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 106 / 121 | 87.6% |
| Sam Willis | 86 / 106 | 81.1% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.80 |
| Appreciation | 0.67 |
| Boundary setting | 0.60 |
| Checking in | 0.64 |
| Disagreement | 0.67 |
| Emotional support | 0.76 |
| Encouragement | 0.74 |
| Excitement | 0.73 |
| Flirting | 0.77 |
| Frustration | 0.67 |
| Humor | 0.69 |
| Passive aggression | 0.90 |
| Planning | 0.62 |
| Request | 0.63 |
| Sexting | 0.85 |
| Status update | 0.62 |
| Unmet need | 0.70 |
| Vulnerability | 0.63 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 13:23:52
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting at the gym So much for sleeping in Although I guess 8 o'clock is sleeping in, it's not too early for me My alarm did not go off at 5:30 but I was waking up still or not sl…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I've just been sitting here listening to. I listen to your voice message and then I listen to. Like she's on a rampage I was eating cereal and I just looked around. There are no dogs. Why is it so quiet? This is…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh and also what the fuck is going on with your sleep that is not good that have rolls reversed cause that is not fun and I'm sorry you're going through it
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
This feels sooooo weird
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
I love it!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not a bob, not a lob, but a rob
- Context · · Sam Willis
Thank you. We went a little bit longer in length. She calls it the Rob(ert) lol
score 0.82 · confidence 0.714
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s a lot of inches off
- Context · · Dave
No!
- Detected signal · · Dave
It looks great!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Godddddddd
- Context · · Sam Willis
A smoke detector is beeping somewhere
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Ok, I’ll give you one more
- Context · · Sam Willis
And you’re alone
- Detected signal · · Dave
Those were good guesses though
- Context · · Sam Willis
3d printer stuff?
- Context · · Dave
Returning my drone 😅🤭🤣🤫
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: All right, I'm expecting a photo when it's done I'm sure it's gonna look great
- Context · · Dave
I bet!
- Detected signal · · Dave
But it looks great!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
This feels sooooo weird
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I love it!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Not a bob, not a lob, but a rob
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Thank you. We went a little bit longer in length. She calls it the Rob(ert) lol
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
😳😳
Boundary setting
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
So not a “ton” but shit I don’t use lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Detected signal · · Dave
Well find the damn drills
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fine. Fineeeeee. I will when I pack the garage
- Context · · Dave
Don’t buy another one
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Well find the damn drills
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fine. Fineeeeee. I will when I pack the garage
- Detected signal · · Dave
Don’t buy another one
- Context · · Sam Willis
Weed eater. Leaf blower. A leaf bag holder thingy. And I think there’s some drills in the garage tbh but no idea where the chargers would be. I think there’s a chain saw out there too.
- Context · · Dave
The drills are probably 18v
Checking in
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting at the gym So much for sleeping in Although I guess 8 o'clock is sleeping in, it's not too early for me My alarm did not go off at 5:30 but I was waking up still or not sl…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I've just been sitting here listening to. I listen to your voice message and then I listen to. Like she's on a rampage I was eating cereal and I just looked around. There are no dogs. Why is it so quiet? This is…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh and also what the fuck is going on with your sleep that is not good that have rolls reversed cause that is not fun and I'm sorry you're going through it
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting at the gym So much for sleeping in Although I guess 8 o'clock is sleeping in, it's not too early for me My alarm did not go off at 5:30 but I was waking up still or not sl…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I've just been sitting here listening to. I listen to your voice message and then I listen to. Like she's on a rampage I was eating cereal and I just looked around. There are no dogs. Why is it so quiet? This is…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh and also what the fuck is going on with your sleep that is not good that have rolls reversed cause that is not fun and I'm sorry you're going through it
- Context · · Dave
I’m so excited to see it!
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting at the gym So much for sleeping in Although I guess 8 o'clock is sleeping in, it's not too early for me My alarm did not go off at 5:30 but I was waking up still or not sl…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I've just been sitting here listening to. I listen to your voice message and then I listen to. Like she's on a rampage I was eating cereal and I just looked around. There are no dogs. Why is it so quiet? This is…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh and also what the fuck is going on with your sleep that is not good that have rolls reversed cause that is not fun and I'm sorry you're going through it
- Context · · Dave
I’m so excited to see it!
- Context · · Dave
What are you going to do with your hair?!?!
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I got a ride out to Dallas I gave three guesses as to what I'm doing But I'm trying to like not take express lanes on the way there and then that way take them on the way back Just to cut down on the expens…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you going to the sex store?? lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
No
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmmmm
- Context · · Sam Willis
Taking Greyson to band thing
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
3d printer stuff?
- Context · · Dave
Returning my drone 😅🤭🤣🤫
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh my God, I am done with you. I don't wanna hear you say the word drone anymore. So ridiculous one time of getting one and thinking no I want this and then returning it OK two times and this is honestly probably not only th…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Going in to get my haircut lol.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
OMG Is it awful!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s a lot of inches off
- Detected signal · · Dave
No!
- Context · · Dave
It looks great!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Godddddddd
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting at the gym So much for sleeping in Although I guess 8 o'clock is sleeping in, it's not too early for me My alarm did not go off at 5:30 but I was waking up still or not sl…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I've just been sitting here listening to. I listen to your voice message and then I listen to. Like she's on a rampage I was eating cereal and I just looked around. There are no dogs. Why is it so quiet? This is…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh and also what the fuck is going on with your sleep that is not good that have rolls reversed cause that is not fun and I'm sorry you're going through it
- Context · · Dave
I’m so excited to see it!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting at the gym So much for sleeping in Although I guess 8 o'clock is sleeping in, it's not too early for me My alarm did not go off at 5:30 but I was waking up still or not sl…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I've just been sitting here listening to. I listen to your voice message and then I listen to. Like she's on a rampage I was eating cereal and I just looked around. There are no dogs. Why is it so quiet? This is…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh and also what the fuck is going on with your sleep that is not good that have rolls reversed cause that is not fun and I'm sorry you're going through it
- Context · · Dave
I’m so excited to see it!
- Context · · Dave
What are you going to do with your hair?!?!
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha those are too cute to give to the dogs to destroy
- Context · · Dave
I didn’t buy anything to replace my drone 😒. Not sure if I mentioned that
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Awww. That sucks I’m sorry
- Context · · Sam Willis
You should spend money on….a VACATION!
- Context · · Dave
I am spending money on a Disney vacation
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Dave
What are you going to do with your hair?!?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
The lob! Hopefully they don’t fuck it Iol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Nice! Keeping using the inbox to capture!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Sam Willis
Going in to get my haircut lol.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: All right, I'm expecting a photo when it's done I'm sure it's gonna look great
- Context · · Dave
I bet!
- Context · · Dave
But it looks great!!
score 0.87 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s a lot of inches off
- Context · · Dave
No!
- Detected signal · · Dave
It looks great!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Godddddddd
- Context · · Sam Willis
A smoke detector is beeping somewhere
Excitement
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I've just been sitting here listening to. I listen to your voice message and then I listen to. Like she's on a rampage I was eating cereal and I just looked around. There are no dogs. Why is it so quiet? This is…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh and also what the fuck is going on with your sleep that is not good that have rolls reversed cause that is not fun and I'm sorry you're going through it
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m so excited to see it!
- Context · · Dave
What are you going to do with your hair?!?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
The lob! Hopefully they don’t fuck it Iol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Meh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmao
- Detected signal · · Dave
OH it’s a vacation for me though 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
That you’re not even going on…
- Context · · Dave
Seriously. That would be far more stress and discomfort than “vacation”
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
And no other place has as much good stuff
- Context · · Dave
That’s the only one in the state
- Detected signal · · Dave
I drove most of the way home at 130mph though so that was fun
- Context · · Dave
Or… any of that kind of stuff. Like drones, 3d printers, etc
- Context · · Dave
Hbu? Sounds like you’ve been productive
Flirting
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
THAT road??? lol
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I got a ride out to Dallas I gave three guesses as to what I'm doing But I'm trying to like not take express lanes on the way there and then that way take them on the way back Just to cut down on the expens…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Are you going to the sex store?? lol
- Context · · Dave
No
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmmmm
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
No way
- Context · · Sam Willis
🥵🥵
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You look very sexy 🤤🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
Excuse me!! So am I turd!
- Context · · Dave
It’s been like a month
Frustration
Showing 3 of 34 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525
- Context · · Dave
What are you going to do with your hair?!?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
The lob! Hopefully they don’t fuck it Iol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Nice! Keeping using the inbox to capture!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Yeah bunnies are doing good
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah with the sleep I think it’s my body adjusting to the changes all at once
- Context · · Dave
No sugar, no alcohol, AND training every day
- Context · · Dave
Good I hate this place
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Yeah with the sleep I think it’s my body adjusting to the changes all at once
- Context · · Dave
No sugar, no alcohol, AND training every day
- Detected signal · · Dave
Good I hate this place
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why are you on the road?!?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ewwwww
Humor
Showing 3 of 32 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
I’m so excited to see it!
- Context · · Dave
What are you going to do with your hair?!?!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
The lob! Hopefully they don’t fuck it Iol
- Context · · Dave
Nice! Keeping using the inbox to capture!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
The lob! Hopefully they don’t fuck it Iol
- Context · · Dave
Nice! Keeping using the inbox to capture!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Yeah bunnies are doing good
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Nice! Keeping using the inbox to capture!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Yeah bunnies are doing good
- Context · · Dave
Yeah with the sleep I think it’s my body adjusting to the changes all at once
Passive aggression
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
Godddddddd
- Context · · Sam Willis
A smoke detector is beeping somewhere
- Detected signal · · Dave
Might as well kill yourself
- Context · · Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkiSzqx-8lY The Infographics Show 12K likes, 3.4K comments. "The Next Great Recession Isn't Housing.....
- Context · · Dave
This is what I think of every time I see a ridiculous, gigantic-ass truck doing a 10 point turn to get in our out of a parking space lmao
Planning
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh and also what the fuck is going on with your sleep that is not good that have rolls reversed cause that is not fun and I'm sorry you're going through it
- Context · · Dave
I’m so excited to see it!
- Detected signal · · Dave
What are you going to do with your hair?!?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
The lob! Hopefully they don’t fuck it Iol
- Context · · Dave
Nice! Keeping using the inbox to capture!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
That’s the only one in the state
- Context · · Dave
I drove most of the way home at 130mph though so that was fun
- Detected signal · · Dave
Or… any of that kind of stuff. Like drones, 3d printers, etc
- Context · · Dave
Hbu? Sounds like you’ve been productive
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea just a lot of cleaning. Went to Costco etc.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I did Alfredo instead of pesto
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yummm
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I might have a drink this evening
- Context · · Dave
That sounds like a great idea!
- Context · · Dave
I was thinking about gummies 🤭
Request
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I’m the right side in all that traffic is where I would’ve been if not on the express lanes
- Context · · Dave
Idk yet 😅
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
So how much did you pay for the express lanes?
- Context · · Dave
Let me check the site rq…
- Context · · Sam Willis
There are soooooo many
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s a good one though
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0079IRIG0/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_cp_apin_dp_18EWJCMV8QNJJ6A4E07W_1 BLACK+DECKER 20V MAX Cordless Drill Kit - Versatile Power for Any Project The BLACK+DECKER 20V MAX cordless drill and 100-piece bit kit is up to the c…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Is this a shitty drill? How many Vs should I get
- Context · · Dave
Yeah it’s pretty shitty.. BUT, it would probably be good enough for you
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
No it’s just for life
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmmm
- Detected signal · · Dave
Is it for your closet doors?
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol
- Context · · Dave
Oh
Sexting
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Sam Willis
No way
- Context · · Sam Willis
🥵🥵
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You look very sexy 🤤🤤
- Context · · Sam Willis
Excuse me!! So am I turd!
- Context · · Dave
It’s been like a month
Status update
Showing 3 of 60 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Only if it’s cute lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah bunnies are doing good
- Context · · Dave
Yeah with the sleep I think it’s my body adjusting to the changes all at once
- Context · · Dave
No sugar, no alcohol, AND training every day
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Dave
Yeah bunnies are doing good
- Context · · Dave
Yeah with the sleep I think it’s my body adjusting to the changes all at once
- Detected signal · · Dave
No sugar, no alcohol, AND training every day
- Context · · Dave
Good I hate this place
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why are you on the road?!?
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ewwwww
- Context · · Sam Willis
THAT road??? lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I got a ride out to Dallas I gave three guesses as to what I'm doing But I'm trying to like not take express lanes on the way there and then that way take them on the way back Just to cut down on the expens…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you going to the sex store?? lol
- Context · · Dave
No
Unmet need
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I was thinking about gummies 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Maybe I should just do a gummy too. Gotta work out tomorrow
- Detected signal · · Dave
I have to conserve though since nobody that lives in a place where they can buy them cares about me enough to send me some
- Context · · Sam Willis
You had hookups longggggg before me
- Context · · Dave
Idek which ones are are still there
Vulnerability
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score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting at the gym So much for sleeping in Although I guess 8 o'clock is sleeping in, it's not too early for me My alarm did not go off at 5:30 but I was waking up still or not sl…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I've just been sitting here listening to. I listen to your voice message and then I listen to. Like she's on a rampage I was eating cereal and I just looked around. There are no dogs. Why is it so quiet? This is…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh and also what the fuck is going on with your sleep that is not good that have rolls reversed cause that is not fun and I'm sorry you're going through it
- Context · · Dave
I’m so excited to see it!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I bet!
- Context · · Dave
But it looks great!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
This feels sooooo weird
- Context · · Sam Willis
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- Context · · Dave
I love it!
score 0.76 · confidence 0.6715
- Context · · Sam Willis
Thank you. We went a little bit longer in length. She calls it the Rob(ert) lol
- Context · · Dave
lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
😳😳
- Context · · Sam Willis
OMG Is it awful!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s a lot of inches off