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2026-07-29

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[2026-07-29 06:16:00] Dave: I DON’T LIKE THIS
[2026-07-29 06:16:00] Dave: THIS IS NOT OK
[2026-07-29 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome
[2026-07-29 09:04:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great. I slept pretty well and I'm still fucking super tired. I went back to bed While ago took a nap already I don't know why I don't know I can't wake up That's why I'm late messaging you I'm up now working from home today Better than going into the office, but not as good as But Day Only two more days of the week left after today and then we gotta do it all again Sorry You got a busy day I'm sure Just a regular day for me Just regular old stuff gotta get caught up at work. I'll probably not gonna do. Had one energy drink this morning before I don't know what's wrong with me today I hope you have a better as this is what you feel like every moment You are the eighth morning so much I just cannot get myself going Yeah, so What are you got going on today? And Morehouse stuff I'm sure I've probably I've been repeating myself I've said the guy literally just woke back up And came upstairs Monsters I am on characteristically tired So yeah Maybe I'll try to see in a little while I love you and I'll talk to you soon
[2026-07-29 09:42:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning just dropped the dogs off now. I'm on my way to get. I gotta drop my car off at the dealership today to get serviced. I'm gonna have to Uber back. That's freaking annoying. And then I have nonstop meetings I think from 8 to 2 so like literally not stop And the carpet cleaner is coming over at nine and then a whole lead need of more bullshit for the house I mean She's definitely worrying that commission but like some things are not gonna fucking show up the picture so who gives a fuck but you know who does give a fuck her Oh so anyway I slept like shit I have. I'm don't even exaggerating. I don't have any food in the house while I am slightly exaggerating. I do have some food, but I don't have like hardly anything in the house, but I'm not gonna have a car for the majority of the day so I'm gonna have to. Do something but I noticed last night cause I was ordering some things on Amazon and Phoenix has this thing called Amazon now I don't know if Dallas does but it's like rolled out and limited cities, but it's essentially Instacart basically but things will be delivered in under 30 minutes it's not the drone. It's like groceries. And there's a four dollar charge for prime members and then like if you order under $15 there's actually like two dollar charge or something but anyway so Amazon now so I might check that out because I might just have some groceries delivered today. Fuck it I don't wanna be giving my money to the man, but let's be honest. I already am so. Anyway, I don't even think I have any caffeine things left. I think I'm that out of stuff so I am blocked. And of course, today is my heavy one on one day I just don't give a fuck. I don't wanna talk to people. Yeah AnyWho I think I was gonna say so. I don't know if you know the comedian Joe Koy, but he's a Filipino and he is. I think he's pretty funny anyway Chaz Xander maybe we all loved him well I noticed he's in town this weekend and I texted Xander and he was like oh and he's like I thought that you already left. I'm like do you think that I would have moved without saying goodbye again to you and Molly and he's like well I don't know. I saw pictures on Instagram of you of your family so I was really just confused and I thought you had already left. I might know. I'm like I wish we could go to this thing though, but I just don't know if I'm gonna have time and he's like well. I'm trying to move next week. I'm like next week. Where are you going and he's like I'm gonna go to Kansas City and he's like it's more affordable than Dallas, which is true and he's like they have good welding opportunities and I said well do you have a place do you have a job? And No, I'm just trying to sell off all of my furniture and stuff right now in my apartment and then I'm just gonna drive over there and chill literally his words and chill and then get in the market and then get a job you know once I'm there and I'm like, but you don't have a place like do you know anybody there and he hasn't responded yet? He also was like well before I leave me and Molly are gonna say bye and I'm like well yeah you fucking better but also next week I mean he has money so that's good I don't know what Xander's gonna think about Kansas City. I mean it's not a dump but Anyway So all right well I hope you get you some caffeine and I am also working from home today obviously, how's the rocker dock stuff going? And Yeah all right oh another thing. I'm just thinking cause I have to text the realtor. I have to text the landscaper but these little fucking palm pool. She's like these need to be cut back and I'm like OK I'll have the landscaper she's like yeah they need. They must be cut back and I'm like oh my God they're tiny little palm tree bushes like nobody gives a fuck and then the other thing she goes yeah we're going to move that hose in the front yard. I'm like it's in a box. Like like you know not a decorative box but it's in a hose box. I'm like we need to move that and she was like I mean all right I'll take a look so then she goes out front and she's like OK if we just disconnect the hose temporarily and just move the actual hose back like is that a hose bib? I don't even know. You know if we just hide that then we can leave the box here and I'm like holy fuck Oh my God the thing is we're like pulling out decor from my storage in the garage just because she wants to put up more decor and for me I am like this is me just pulling out more shit that I'm gonna have to pack away. You know what I mean and then she was talking about me hanging up picture. I'm like I'm not hanging up any pictures so I'm just gonna have to take them down. I'm gonna have to patch up the hole the walls again I'm not hanging any pictures. Like lady lady all right thanks for listening to me. I really love her but you're probably gonna hear me vent more OK
[2026-07-29 09:45:00] Dave: Oh shit
[2026-07-29 09:45:00] Dave: No caffeine l?!!
[2026-07-29 09:46:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-07-29 09:46:00] Dave: And NEXT WEEK
[2026-07-29 09:46:00] Dave: Lmao… Kansas City
[2026-07-29 09:46:00] Sam Willis: He’s so funny
[2026-07-29 09:47:00] Dave: Also, to be that age again lol
[2026-07-29 09:47:00] Sam Willis: Right?!? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
[2026-07-29 09:47:00] Dave: That’s soooo teenage
[2026-07-29 09:47:00] Dave: Where you can just up and move somewhere
[2026-07-29 09:47:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-29 09:48:00] Dave: lol, that realtor…
[2026-07-29 09:48:00] Sam Willis: Chill somewhere
[2026-07-29 09:48:00] Sam Willis: A hotel?!?
[2026-07-29 09:48:00] Sam Willis: Where does one “chill”?? lol
[2026-07-29 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Holy shit I’m legit proud of myself lol
[2026-07-29 09:49:00] Sam Willis: Holy shit I’m legit proud of myself lol
[2026-07-29 09:49:00] Dave: Yes! It is called a hose bib! Good job baby
[2026-07-29 09:49:00] Sam Willis: She admitted multiple times that she’s a freak lol
[2026-07-29 09:49:00] Sam Willis: She admitted multiple times that she’s a freak lol
[2026-07-29 09:52:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I'm proud of you too that she knew that that's a bit like that's it's a legit like plumber term so good job you All this risk management stuff doesn't work out you could always go be a plumber Yeah, this fucking realtor lady like it kills me that like I don't doubt that she knows what she's talking about. I mean like most realtors are like this like they're so anal about stupid shit like is anybody really gonna look at the house? And see that you have a fucking hose in a box out there and be like oh fuck this place right this bitch has a hose. What the fuck how dare she? Anyway, like I mean, maybe it's a subconscious thing I guess like which is the way that I like? Tried to excuse that kind of behavior from realtors like I can see that like. If you are looking at a picture like subconsciously, things can stand out to people and sue them one way or another like the palm trees or the hose thing or whatever or like like yeah I mean everybody obviously knows rationally that that's not a fucking problem like people have hoses But like, maybe you know Before you rationalize that in your head, it's just a picture already subconsciously like makes a statement so I think that's hopefully that's what it is but even still it is annoying as fuck And then, yeah Xander that's hilarious. It's like just chill. That's so so teenage I feel like I could totally see Emerson doing the same thing Yeah, you know kids are dumb. They don't know shit. Or they can do that though right like if he's not tied down to a house and a job and all kinds of stuff and just fucking go wherever and do whatever she sleeping in this fucking car we totally fucked an apartment you know like it's hilarious Anyway, yes, I'm finally waking up thank God
[2026-07-29 10:00:00] Sam Willis: Lmao I just accidentally hit play on your “good morning sunshine” as I’m standing here at a guys desk at Kia
[2026-07-29 10:13:00] Sam Willis: Im in a Lyft in case you never hear from me again
[2026-07-29 10:13:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-07-29 10:18:00] Sam Willis: I’m a lion
[2026-07-29 10:18:00] Sam Willis: My legs are so freaking hairy omg
[2026-07-29 10:18:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-29 10:18:00] Dave: Raaaaaawr
[2026-07-29 10:19:00] Dave: LionESS
[2026-07-29 10:20:00] Dave: (I know lionesses don’t have manes)
[2026-07-29 10:20:00] Dave: Just look at your mane
[2026-07-29 10:38:00] Sam Willis: Thank you for the laugh about the hose box “oh fuck this place!” 🤣
[2026-07-29 11:00:00] Sam Willis: These non stop headaches are crushing me
[2026-07-29 11:00:00] Dave: Yeah that’s really worrying me tbh
[2026-07-29 11:00:00] Sam Willis: It’s just tension
[2026-07-29 11:01:00] Dave: Yeah you keep saying that
[2026-07-29 11:02:00] Sam Willis: And I don’t even know who you go to/what you do to treat it
[2026-07-29 11:02:00] Sam Willis: What else would it be though?
[2026-07-29 11:02:00] Dave: Regardless of the cause, what’s worrisome is that it’s crushing you.
[2026-07-29 11:02:00] Dave: It could be a lot of things, I”m sure
[2026-07-29 11:03:00] Dave: What makes you think it’s tension and not dehydration?
[2026-07-29 11:05:00] Sam Willis: Haven’t had energy drinks
[2026-07-29 11:05:00] Sam Willis: I drink a lot of water. That’s all I drink
[2026-07-29 11:05:00] Dave: Caffeine withdrawal can cause headaches.
[2026-07-29 11:05:00] Sam Willis: Haven’t been drinking alcohol
[2026-07-29 11:05:00] Dave: Measure exactly how much you drink in a regular day
[2026-07-29 11:06:00] Sam Willis: Of the 16.9 fl oz
[2026-07-29 11:06:00] Sam Willis: Probably 8
[2026-07-29 11:06:00] Dave: How many oz is that?
[2026-07-29 11:06:00] Sam Willis: I have easily 6 water bottles a day
[2026-07-29 11:07:00] Dave: That’s over a gallon, which isn’t easy for most people
[2026-07-29 11:07:00] Dave: Are you sure?
[2026-07-29 11:08:00] Dave: But it should def be enough water if it’s that much or even less.
[2026-07-29 11:10:00] Sam Willis: My neck is just popping/cracking constantly
[2026-07-29 11:10:00] Sam Willis: It’s for sure atleast 6
[2026-07-29 11:45:00] Dave: That is also concerning…
[2026-07-29 11:46:00] Dave: You should probably talk to your gp about it
[2026-07-29 11:49:00] Dave: First rocker docks going out!!
[2026-07-29 11:52:00] Sam Willis: Yauyyyy!!!
[2026-07-29 12:05:00] Sam Willis: Samirs hair bothers me more than it should.
[2026-07-29 12:06:00] Dave: Because I feel like they all kinda have that look
[2026-07-29 12:06:00] Sam Willis: India maybe?
[2026-07-29 12:06:00] Sam Willis: And he always looks exhausted
[2026-07-29 12:06:00] Dave: No I think he’s middle eastern
[2026-07-29 12:06:00] Sam Willis: Dead inside
[2026-07-29 12:06:00] Dave: What is he? Like nationality-wise?
[2026-07-29 12:06:00] Sam Willis: So I’m like fuck, that’s how I look too
[2026-07-29 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Oh you’re right
[2026-07-29 12:07:00] Sam Willis: But I don’t remember where
[2026-07-29 12:07:00] Dave: But I totally feel ya
[2026-07-29 12:07:00] Sam Willis: I’m terrible at that stuff
[2026-07-29 12:08:00] Sam Willis: The carpet guy has had the front door open this whole time and I really hope one of the cats didn’t run away
[2026-07-29 12:15:00] Dave: I’m sure they didn’t
[2026-07-29 12:15:00] Dave: I know Simba does right?
[2026-07-29 12:15:00] Dave: No shit
[2026-07-29 12:15:00] Dave: Do they not all go outside?
[2026-07-29 12:17:00] Sam Willis: Simba goes in the back. And sometimes Elton. But not the front door
[2026-07-29 12:17:00] Sam Willis: Dude is done now. Yay!
[2026-07-29 12:18:00] Dave: NIce!
[2026-07-29 12:18:00] Dave: That must not have take too long
[2026-07-29 12:21:00] Sam Willis: When ppl send an email on something they could just IM
[2026-07-29 12:21:00] Sam Willis: You know what really annoys me
[2026-07-29 12:21:00] Sam Willis: just fucking ping ppl
[2026-07-29 12:21:00] Sam Willis: About 1 hr 15 min
[2026-07-29 12:30:00] Sam Willis: Are you an email kind of guy or IM
[2026-07-29 12:30:00] Dave: Uhhh.. I’m more of a don’t say anything and hope it works itself out kind of guy.
[2026-07-29 12:30:00] Sam Willis: or a phone call 🤭
[2026-07-29 12:31:00] Dave: But yeah, IM for sure
[2026-07-29 12:32:00] Dave: Heh.. the only time I ever “phone” call anyone is when my work husband cold calls me
[2026-07-29 12:32:00] Sam Willis: And me!!!!
[2026-07-29 12:32:00] Dave: You’re different.
[2026-07-29 12:33:00] Dave: I’ll never pass up an opportunity to talk to you ❤️
[2026-07-29 12:33:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-29 12:33:00] Dave: I just found out this morning that Matys might be moving to another team!!
[2026-07-29 12:34:00] Dave: No, he has to do way too much
[2026-07-29 12:34:00] Sam Willis: Dude you could move into that role though 😊😊😊
[2026-07-29 12:34:00] Dave: Yeah. Kinda bummed, ngl
[2026-07-29 12:34:00] Sam Willis: No doubt!
[2026-07-29 12:34:00] Dave: Cold calls not withstanding lol
[2026-07-29 12:34:00] Sam Willis: Oh nooooooo
[2026-07-29 12:36:00] Sam Willis: Oh lawd
[2026-07-29 12:36:00] Dave: So does learning Fusion360, which he doesn’t have the liberty to do
[2026-07-29 12:36:00] Sam Willis: That makes the time!!
[2026-07-29 12:37:00] Sam Willis: 🙄 lol
[2026-07-29 12:38:00] Sam Willis: Chris Foye on camera cracks me up
[2026-07-29 12:39:00] Sam Willis: He can’t hide his expressions
[2026-07-29 12:40:00] Sam Willis: lol I’ll have to record a message I got about Stephen 🤣
[2026-07-29 12:45:00] Dave: I love watching him during meetings
[2026-07-29 12:46:00] Dave: Yes! Tell me about that faggot bitch
[2026-07-29 12:59:00] Sam Willis: 10-56-37_1.mov
[2026-07-29 12:59:00] Sam Willis: Recording of the Stephen story, which is an audio message on Instagram lol
[2026-07-29 13:01:00] Dave: Who is that talking?
[2026-07-29 13:02:00] Dave: Nvm
[2026-07-29 13:03:00] Dave: Hahaha, “ugh, this is who we got…”
[2026-07-29 13:46:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going?
[2026-07-29 13:53:00] Dave: Not too bad. Making some progress on my rocker dock design lol. Getting ready to attend the all y’all (and continue working on rd 😜)
[2026-07-29 13:59:00] Sam Willis: I’m so damn tired. Did you ever get more energy.
[2026-07-29 14:01:00] Sam Willis: I finally ordered aleve
[2026-07-29 14:02:00] Dave: Yeah, the nap and 2nd energy drink got me going
[2026-07-29 14:02:00] Sam Willis: This and 2 more 1x1s is standing in my way
[2026-07-29 14:02:00] Sam Willis: Omg I can’t wait to take a nap 😭
[2026-07-29 14:03:00] Dave: Put your fucking cats outside first lol
[2026-07-29 14:29:00] Sam Willis: I love when I get non-US made products. That last one 🤣🤣
[2026-07-29 14:30:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-07-29 14:30:00] Dave: Warning #2 Is kinda funny too lol
[2026-07-29 14:39:00] Dave: Yeah… how did you knoow that??
[2026-07-29 14:39:00] Sam Willis: Did you leave the all y’all?
[2026-07-29 14:39:00] Sam Willis: Bc you’re not on the damn list, and you were before lol
[2026-07-29 14:40:00] Dave: I mean… I do that. But I didn’t think you did
[2026-07-29 14:40:00] Dave: Jesus are you just like, watching my name on the list lol?
[2026-07-29 14:40:00] Sam Willis: And now you’re on
[2026-07-29 14:40:00] Sam Willis: This is what happens when your last night starts early in the alphabet 🤪
[2026-07-29 14:41:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-07-29 14:41:00] Sam Willis: When I have up the list, my eye catches movement
[2026-07-29 14:41:00] Dave: Mmmm hmmmm
[2026-07-29 14:41:00] Sam Willis: Peripheral vision bro!
[2026-07-29 14:41:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-29 14:42:00] Sam Willis: Hmph!!
[2026-07-29 14:42:00] Dave: I mean 100% I’m obsessed with YOU
[2026-07-29 14:42:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-29 14:43:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-07-29 14:43:00] Dave: I now babydoll
[2026-07-29 14:43:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-29 14:43:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-07-29 14:43:00] Dave: How does that deserve a hmph?!
[2026-07-29 14:43:00] Sam Willis: But I am very grumpy
[2026-07-29 14:43:00] Sam Willis: I’m just being grumpy
[2026-07-29 14:43:00] Sam Willis: Very very
[2026-07-29 14:44:00] Dave: You can hump hmph me all you want
[2026-07-29 14:45:00] Sam Willis: I just love hearing how much Schwab is investing in our people!! 😒🙄
[2026-07-29 14:45:00] Dave: I have the volume off
[2026-07-29 14:45:00] Dave: lmao
[2026-07-29 14:46:00] Dave: So in case anyone is keeping track
[2026-07-29 14:46:00] Sam Willis: Why are you even on then!! lol lord
[2026-07-29 14:46:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-07-29 14:47:00] Dave: Exactly
[2026-07-29 14:47:00] Sam Willis: Don’t ever report to me bro. I see everything 🤭🤭
[2026-07-29 14:47:00] Dave: Exactly
[2026-07-29 14:47:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-29 14:47:00] Dave: …you didn’t think it was because I gave a single fuck about anything any of them has to say did you?
[2026-07-29 14:53:00] Sam Willis: Shanelle just completely butchering the interns name 😅
[2026-07-29 16:05:00] Dave: Enjoy baby
[2026-07-29 16:05:00] Sam Willis: Finally nap time. I’m so excited
[2026-07-29 16:05:00] Sam Willis: I love you too
[2026-07-29 16:05:00] Dave: Love you
[2026-07-29 16:05:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-07-29 16:41:00] Sam Willis: Why can’t I nappppp
[2026-07-29 16:42:00] Sam Willis: I dunno. I’m just laying here
[2026-07-29 16:42:00] Sam Willis: 😭
[2026-07-29 16:42:00] Sam Willis: Tossing and turning
[2026-07-29 16:42:00] Dave: Just can’t sleep?
[2026-07-29 16:42:00] Dave: What happened?
[2026-07-29 16:43:00] Dave: Ugh, I’m sorry sweetie pie
[2026-07-29 16:43:00] Dave: Like... ever
[2026-07-29 16:43:00] Dave: Maybe you’re just too stressed to sleep
[2026-07-29 16:43:00] Sam Willis: I’m not even really thinking. My body just won’t do it
[2026-07-29 16:44:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-29 17:05:00] Sam Willis: I’m in another Lyft, in case I go missing
[2026-07-29 17:17:00] Sam Willis: This is all wild. You can post in the newspaper that you’re trying to serve divorce papers?!?! And then this lady was told she had to still show proof that she tried to serve her DEAD ex?!? What?!?!
[2026-07-29 17:17:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-29 17:19:00] Dave: Lmao wtf
[2026-07-29 17:20:00] Dave: Is that even still a thing
[2026-07-29 17:20:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-07-29 17:20:00] Sam Willis: Who publishes newspapers these days?!
[2026-07-29 17:22:00] Sam Willis: And what do you publish? ISO my POS ex??? lol
[2026-07-29 17:47:00] Sam Willis: Ok I really try not to be mean but Walmart ppl are just different ppl
[2026-07-29 17:48:00] Sam Willis: It’s kind of like ppl from Wisconsin. They just look different
[2026-07-29 17:49:00] Dave: Bro. Walmart people ARE absolutely different.
[2026-07-29 17:49:00] Dave: And I don’t go there
[2026-07-29 17:49:00] Dave: I fucking hate going there
[2026-07-29 17:50:00] Dave: And lol… I didn’t know Wisconsin people looked different 😂
[2026-07-29 17:52:00] Dave: West VA is known for coal mining if you didn’t know
[2026-07-29 17:52:00] Dave: West VA people look different though. That’s my reference. Whenever I go back to VA I notice the breed here and there. Like, coal dust comes out from INSIDE them lol.
[2026-07-29 17:53:00] Sam Willis: LMAO
[2026-07-29 17:53:00] Sam Willis: It’s from how cold it gets, I swear lol
[2026-07-29 17:53:00] Sam Willis: It’s from how cold it gets, I swear lol
[2026-07-29 17:53:00] Dave: Maybe it’s more… Appalachia… not strictly WVA
[2026-07-29 17:53:00] Sam Willis: LMAO
[2026-07-29 17:54:00] Sam Willis: And Walmart ppl legit look more dirty, more obese, and more sad than fry’s or Target ppl 💯
[2026-07-29 17:54:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-07-29 17:55:00] Sam Willis: The women are wearing harsh makeup. Ppl have trashy hair dye jobs. It’s just a thing.
[2026-07-29 17:55:00] Dave: It totally is
[2026-07-29 17:57:00] Dave: /r/peopleofwalmart
[2026-07-29 18:06:00] Sam Willis: Oh. My. God. 🤦‍♀️
[2026-07-29 18:42:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Do you wanna know what I find? Absolutely hilarious is when cops are in a high-speed police chase and the fucking suspect that's running away in the car turn on his turd signal it's like really bro. You're fucking going 110 mph and you're running away from the police, but we're gonna not forget to turn on our turn signal
[2026-07-29 18:44:00] Dave: You don’t want to be a TOTAL asshole lol
[2026-07-29 20:46:00] Dave: Whatcha up to sweetie?
[2026-07-29 20:48:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-07-29 20:48:00] Dave: lol… that internal timer 😝
[2026-07-29 20:48:00] Sam Willis: More house stuff 😭
[2026-07-29 20:48:00] Dave: Yeah I figured 😔
[2026-07-29 20:49:00] Dave: Ofc
[2026-07-29 20:49:00] Sam Willis: What are you still messing around with?
[2026-07-29 20:50:00] Dave: Sigh… Those gd arrows
[2026-07-29 20:52:00] Dave: Actually, more specifically, the text in general. I’ve been trying all day to get it to lock to… fucking anything… so when I change other measurements - like overall width of the dock - the text stays centered.
[2026-07-29 20:53:00] Dave: It’s one of those things that shouuuuuld work…
[2026-07-29 20:54:00] Sam Willis: Ugh 😩😩
[2026-07-29 20:55:00] Dave: It still isn’t working. But it’s fine. It’s just a nice-to-have. So in between raging at that, I’ve been making some small tweaks here and there. I made a variation for the standard version (no magnets). Which is actually pretty easy because fusion360 has a feature that lets you turn things in timeline “off”. So that’s cool.
[2026-07-29 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Better you than me. I do NOT have the patience for that shit
[2026-07-29 20:56:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-29 20:56:00] Dave: This is my jam
[2026-07-29 20:56:00] Sam Willis: You’re so sexy
[2026-07-29 20:56:00] Dave: I loooove that you think that
[2026-07-29 20:57:00] Dave: And fwiw, I’m incredibly turned over there doing all the house things! … knowing what a hose bib is..
[2026-07-29 20:57:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-07-29 20:57:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-07-29 21:33:00] Sam Willis: Have a great nights sleep! Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow!
[2026-07-29 21:33:00] Sam Willis: Alright baby. I’m jumping in the pool bc it gets too dark. I gotta fish out dog balls that sunk to the bottom. I’m sure you’re heading to bed soon so I love you!
[2026-07-29 21:51:00] Dave: I love you too baby. So so much!
[2026-07-29 21:51:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-07-29 21:51:00] Dave: You’re so impressive, and formidable 💪
[2026-07-29 21:52:00] Dave: That’s pretty nice of her
[2026-07-29 21:52:00] Sam Willis: She really is!
[2026-07-29 21:52:00] Sam Willis: Thank you love.
[2026-07-29 21:52:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best!
[2026-07-29 21:52:00] Dave: Wow
[2026-07-29 21:53:00] Dave: Not even close when you’re around 🥰
[2026-07-29 21:53:00] Dave: Not even close when you’re around 🥰
[2026-07-29 21:54:00] Dave: Can’t wait to talk to YOU tomorrow
[2026-07-29 21:54:00] Dave: Nite nite love
[2026-07-29 21:54:00] Dave: Nite nite love
[2026-07-29 21:54:00] Dave: Can’t wait to talk to YOU tomorrow

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DAY OVERVIEW The couple's conversation today spanned work frustrations, a friend's spontaneous move, and shared amusement. Their bond deepened with playful teasing, tender confessions, and a touch of longing.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Workday exhaustion and energy drinks - Both are working from home, tired, and relying on energy drinks to function. Dave jokes about his exhaustion. - Emotional register: tired, humorous. - Notable quote: "I'm still fucking super tired."

  1. Friend's spontaneous move to Kansas City
  2. Sam talks about a friend, Xander, who is moving to Kansas City without a job or home, just to "chill."
  3. Emotional register: amused, incredulous.

  4. Notable quote: "He's just trying to sell off all of his furniture and stuff right now in my apartment and then he's just gonna drive over there and chill literally his words and chill and then get in the market and then get a job."

  5. Realtor requests and home tasks

  6. Sam vents about a realtor's requests to move a hose and prune palm trees, finding them trivial.
  7. Emotional register: annoyed, frustrated.

  8. Notable quote: "She's like yeah they need to be cut back and I'm like oh my God they're tiny little palm tree bushes like nobody gives a fuck."

  9. Sam's headaches and stress

  10. Sam mentions constant headaches, likely due to stress. Dave expresses concern.
  11. Emotional register: concerned, worried.

  12. Notable quote: "These non-stop headaches are crushing me."

  13. Rocker dock project

  14. Dave is working on the rocker dock design, excited about its progress.
  15. Emotional register: engaged, focused.

  16. Notable quote: "Making some progress on my rocker dock design."

  17. Dave's work husband moving teams

  18. Dave is saddened by his work husband's potential move to another team.
  19. Emotional register: disappointed, nostalgic.

  20. Notable quote: "Kinda bummed, ngl."

  21. Chris Foye's expressions

  22. Both find Chris Foye's facial expressions during meetings funny.
  23. Emotional register: amused, playful.

  24. Notable quote: "He can't hide his expressions."

  25. Divorce papers and public notices

  26. Sam brings up a wild story about serving divorce papers in newspapers, even to a dead ex.
  27. Emotional register: shocked, amused.

  28. Notable quote: "You can post in the newspaper that you're trying to serve divorce papers?"

  29. Walmart and Wisconsin people

  30. They discuss the distinct appearance of Walmart shoppers and Wisconsin residents, finding it amusing.
  31. Emotional register: lighthearted, playful.

  32. Notable quote: "Walmart ppl legit look more dirty, more obese, and more sad than fry’s or Target ppl."

  33. High-speed chase with turn signals

    • Sam finds it hilarious that suspects in police chases use turn signals.
    • Emotional register: hilarious.
    • Notable quote: "It's like really bro. You're fucking going 110 mph and you're running away from the police, but we're gonna not forget to turn on our turn signal."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - No explicit sexual content, acts, or fantasies were discussed.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Both share and complain about their workday struggles, indicating a supportive dynamic. Dave jokes about his exhaustion, and Sam finds humor in their shared frustrations. - The couple's playful teasing, such as Dave's remark on Sam's knowledge of a hose bib, shows affection and closeness. - Dave insists on always wanting to talk to Sam, and she reciprocates with "I love you" and expressions of affection. - There's a dynamic of vulnerability, as Sam admits her struggles with stress and sleep, and Dave shows concern and support.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I'm still fucking super tired." — Dave's humorous take on his fatigue. - "He's just gonna drive over there and chill literally his words and chill and then get in the market and then get a job." — Sam's description of her friend's move. - "She's like yeah they need to be cut back and I'm like oh my God they're tiny little palm tree bushes like nobody gives a fuck." — Sam's frustrated take on the realtor's requests. - "These non-stop headaches are crushing me." — Sam's expression of her ongoing pain. - "I'm proud of you too that she knew that that's a bit like that's it's a legit like plumber term so good job." — Dave's playful support for Sam. - "I'm gonna have to. Do something but I noticed last night cause I was ordering some things on Amazon and Phoenix has this thing called Amazon now." — Sam's discovery of Amazon's new service, indicating her resourcefulness. - "You can post in the newspaper that you're trying to serve divorce papers?" — Sam's humor about the absurdity of legal notices. - "Walmart ppl legit look more dirty, more obese, and more sad than fry’s or Target ppl." — Dave and Sam's shared observation on Walmart shoppers. - "It's like really bro. You're fucking going 110 mph and you're running away from the police, but we're gonna not forget to turn on our turn signal." — Sam's amusement at the absurdity of turn signals in high-speed chases. - "I love when I get non-US made products." — Sam's humor about product origins.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's ongoing headaches and stress will likely be a point of concern in future conversations. - Dave's work on the rocker dock project and Sam's house tasks suggest continuity in their daily routines and challenges. - Unresolved topics, like the friend's move to Kansas City and the realtor's requests, may come up in future discussions.

MOOD MAP tired humor → amused storytelling → concerned support → playful teasing → lighthearted observation

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    247

    50.4 more; previous daily average 196.6 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    29

    2.4 more; previous daily average 26.6 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 123 · 50% 124 · 50%
Average reply time 2m 3s (n=64) 3m 29s (n=64)
Conversation starts 2 of 3 · 67% 1 of 3 · 33%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 3s (n=64). 22% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 38s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 320 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 29s (n=64). 26% shorter; pooled historical mean 4m 41s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 320 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 66.7%; 8.3 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 75.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 5m 30s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 96.4%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 26% higher than the previous daily average of 196.6 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 247 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update54 · 22%
Humor47 · 19%
Affection29 · 12%
Frustration24 · 10%
Vulnerability24 · 10%

All other signals

Checking in19 · 8%
Emotional support11 · 4%
Excitement8 · 3%
Appreciation4 · 2%
Disagreement4 · 2%
Encouragement4 · 2%
Flirting2 · 1%
Boundary setting1 · 0%
Passive aggression1 · 0%
Planning1 · 0%
Sexting1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (28), Humor (24), Affection (19), Frustration (13), Checking in (9)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (26), Humor (23), Vulnerability (20), Frustration (11), Affection (10)

Tension and positive follow-ups

13 of 21 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (62%).

8 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 0s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 21 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Tension signal Episode start · · Dave

    I DON’T LIKE THIS This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Tension signal Episode end · · Dave

    THIS IS NOT OK This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah that’s really worrying me tbh

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s just tension

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    Yeah you keep saying that

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    And I don’t even know who you go to/what you do to treat it

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    What else would it be though?

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement

  1. Context · · Dave

    Regardless of the cause, what’s worrisome is that it’s crushing you.

  2. Context · · Dave

    It could be a lot of things, I”m sure

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    What makes you think it’s tension and not dehydration?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Haven’t had energy drinks

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I drink a lot of water. That’s all I drink

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

217 of 247 messages (87.9%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 111 / 123 90.2%
Sam Willis 106 / 124 85.5%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.83
Appreciation 0.79
Boundary setting 0.70
Checking in 0.68
Disagreement 0.60
Emotional support 0.73
Encouragement 0.71
Excitement 0.78
Flirting 0.91
Frustration 0.66
Humor 0.70
Passive aggression 0.70
Planning 0.65
Request 0.50
Sexting 0.85
Status update 0.61
Vulnerability 0.70
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 12:46:28
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 29 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    I DON’T LIKE THIS This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    THIS IS NOT OK This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great. I slept pretty well and I'm still fucking super tired. I went back to bed While ago took a nap already I don't know why I don't know I can't wake up That's why…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning just dropped the dogs off now. I'm on my way to get. I gotta drop my car off at the dealership today to get serviced. I'm gonna have to Uber back. That's freaking annoying. And then I have nonstop meetings I thi…

score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

  1. Context · · Dave

    THIS IS NOT OK This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great. I slept pretty well and I'm still fucking super tired. I went back to bed While ago took a nap already I don't know why I don't know I can't wake up That's why…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning just dropped the dogs off now. I'm on my way to get. I gotta drop my car off at the dealership today to get serviced. I'm gonna have to Uber back. That's freaking annoying. And then I have nonstop meetings I thi…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh shit

score 0.83 · confidence 0.748

  1. Context · · Dave

    And NEXT WEEK

  2. Context · · Dave

    Lmao… Kansas City

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    He’s so funny

  4. Context · · Dave

    Also, to be that age again lol

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Right?!? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.79 · confidence 0.714

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Chill somewhere

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    A hotel?!?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Where does one “chill”?? lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Holy shit I’m legit proud of myself lol This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Holy shit I’m legit proud of myself lol

score 0.76 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    (I know lionesses don’t have manes)

  2. Context · · Dave

    Just look at your mane

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Thank you for the laugh about the hose box “oh fuck this place!” 🤣

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    These non stop headaches are crushing me

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah that’s really worrying me tbh

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    How many oz is that?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I have easily 6 water bottles a day

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    That’s over a gallon, which isn’t easy for most people

  4. Context · · Dave

    Are you sure?

  5. Context · · Dave

    But it should def be enough water if it’s that much or even less.

Boundary setting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    I DON’T LIKE THIS This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    THIS IS NOT OK This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

Checking in

Showing 3 of 19 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    THIS IS NOT OK This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great. I slept pretty well and I'm still fucking super tired. I went back to bed While ago took a nap already I don't know why I don't know I can't wake up That's why…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning just dropped the dogs off now. I'm on my way to get. I gotta drop my car off at the dealership today to get serviced. I'm gonna have to Uber back. That's freaking annoying. And then I have nonstop meetings I thi…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh shit

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning just dropped the dogs off now. I'm on my way to get. I gotta drop my car off at the dealership today to get serviced. I'm gonna have to Uber back. That's freaking annoying. And then I have nonstop meetings I thi…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh shit

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    No caffeine l?!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    LMAO

  5. Context · · Dave

    And NEXT WEEK

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Just look at your mane

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Thank you for the laugh about the hose box “oh fuck this place!” 🤣

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    These non stop headaches are crushing me

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah that’s really worrying me tbh

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s just tension

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Regardless of the cause, what’s worrisome is that it’s crushing you.

  2. Context · · Dave

    It could be a lot of things, I”m sure

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    What makes you think it’s tension and not dehydration?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Haven’t had energy drinks

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I drink a lot of water. That’s all I drink

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yauyyyy!!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Samirs hair bothers me more than it should.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Because I feel like they all kinda have that look

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    India maybe?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    And he always looks exhausted

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    India maybe?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And he always looks exhausted

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    No I think he’s middle eastern

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dead inside

  5. Context · · Dave

    What is he? Like nationality-wise?

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.77 · confidence 0.7054999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great. I slept pretty well and I'm still fucking super tired. I went back to bed While ago took a nap already I don't know why I don't know I can't wake up That's why…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning just dropped the dogs off now. I'm on my way to get. I gotta drop my car off at the dealership today to get serviced. I'm gonna have to Uber back. That's freaking annoying. And then I have nonstop meetings I thi…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh shit

  5. Context · · Dave

    No caffeine l?!!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Just look at your mane

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Thank you for the laugh about the hose box “oh fuck this place!” 🤣

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    These non stop headaches are crushing me

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah that’s really worrying me tbh

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s just tension

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    And I don’t even know who you go to/what you do to treat it

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    What else would it be though?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Regardless of the cause, what’s worrisome is that it’s crushing you.

  4. Context · · Dave

    It could be a lot of things, I”m sure

  5. Context · · Dave

    What makes you think it’s tension and not dehydration?

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s for sure atleast 6

  2. Context · · Dave

    That is also concerning…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You should probably talk to your gp about it

  4. Context · · Dave

    First rocker docks going out!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yauyyyy!!!

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Simba goes in the back. And sometimes Elton. But not the front door

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dude is done now. Yay!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    NIce!

  4. Context · · Dave

    That must not have take too long

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    When ppl send an email on something they could just IM

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I just found out this morning that Matys might be moving to another team!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    No, he has to do way too much

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Dude you could move into that role though 😊😊😊

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah. Kinda bummed, ngl

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    No doubt!

Excitement

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    That is also concerning…

  2. Context · · Dave

    You should probably talk to your gp about it

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    First rocker docks going out!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yauyyyy!!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Samirs hair bothers me more than it should.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    You should probably talk to your gp about it

  2. Context · · Dave

    First rocker docks going out!!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Yauyyyy!!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Samirs hair bothers me more than it should.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Because I feel like they all kinda have that look

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Do they not all go outside?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Simba goes in the back. And sometimes Elton. But not the front door

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Dude is done now. Yay!

  4. Context · · Dave

    NIce!

  5. Context · · Dave

    That must not have take too long

Flirting

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075

  1. Context · · Dave

    This is my jam

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re so sexy

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I loooove that you think that

  4. Context · · Dave

    And fwiw, I’m incredibly turned on by you over there doing all the house things! … knowing what a hose bib is..

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

score 0.92 · confidence 0.816

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re so sexy

  2. Context · · Dave

    I loooove that you think that

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    And fwiw, I’m incredibly turned on by you over there doing all the house things! … knowing what a hose bib is..

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Dave

    Lol

Frustration

Showing 3 of 24 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.99

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    I DON’T LIKE THIS This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    THIS IS NOT OK This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    I DON’T LIKE THIS This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    THIS IS NOT OK This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great. I slept pretty well and I'm still fucking super tired. I went back to bed While ago took a nap already I don't know why I don't know I can't wake up That's why…

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah that’s really worrying me tbh

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s just tension

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah you keep saying that

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    And I don’t even know who you go to/what you do to treat it

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    What else would it be though?

Humor

Showing 3 of 47 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.72 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oh shit

  2. Context · · Dave

    No caffeine l?!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    LMAO

  4. Context · · Dave

    And NEXT WEEK

  5. Context · · Dave

    Lmao… Kansas City

score 0.75 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Dave

    LMAO

  2. Context · · Dave

    And NEXT WEEK

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Lmao… Kansas City

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s so funny

  5. Context · · Dave

    Also, to be that age again lol

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6204999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    Where you can just up and move somewhere

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    lol, that realtor…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Chill somewhere

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    A hotel?!?

Passive aggression

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ugh 😩😩

  2. Context · · Dave

    It still isn’t working. But it’s fine. It’s just a nice-to-have. So in between raging at that, I’ve been making some small tweaks here and there. I made a variation for the standard version (no magnets). Which is actually pretty easy becau…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Better you than me. I do NOT have the patience for that shit

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  5. Context · · Dave

    This is my jam

Planning

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha, “ugh, this is who we got…”

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    How is your day going?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Not too bad. Making some progress on my rocker dock design lol. Getting ready to attend the all y’all (and continue working on rd 😜)

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m so damn tired. Did you ever get more energy.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I finally ordered aleve

Sexting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re so sexy

  2. Context · · Dave

    I loooove that you think that

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    And fwiw, I’m incredibly turned on by you over there doing all the house things! … knowing what a hose bib is..

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Dave

    Lol

Status update

Showing 3 of 54 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great. I slept pretty well and I'm still fucking super tired. I went back to bed While ago took a nap already I don't know why I don't know I can't wake up That's why…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning just dropped the dogs off now. I'm on my way to get. I gotta drop my car off at the dealership today to get serviced. I'm gonna have to Uber back. That's freaking annoying. And then I have nonstop meetings I thi…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oh shit

  4. Context · · Dave

    No caffeine l?!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    LMAO

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185

  1. Context · · Dave

    No caffeine l?!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    LMAO

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    And NEXT WEEK

  4. Context · · Dave

    Lmao… Kansas City

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s so funny

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.5185

  1. Context · · Dave

    Lmao… Kansas City

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s so funny

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Also, to be that age again lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Right?!? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  5. Context · · Dave

    That’s soooo teenage

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 24 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Dave

    THIS IS NOT OK This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great. I slept pretty well and I'm still fucking super tired. I went back to bed While ago took a nap already I don't know why I don't know I can't wake up That's why…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning just dropped the dogs off now. I'm on my way to get. I gotta drop my car off at the dealership today to get serviced. I'm gonna have to Uber back. That's freaking annoying. And then I have nonstop meetings I thi…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh shit

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you slept great. I slept pretty well and I'm still fucking super tired. I went back to bed While ago took a nap already I don't know why I don't know I can't wake up That's why…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning just dropped the dogs off now. I'm on my way to get. I gotta drop my car off at the dealership today to get serviced. I'm gonna have to Uber back. That's freaking annoying. And then I have nonstop meetings I thi…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh shit

  5. Context · · Dave

    No caffeine l?!!

score 0.74 · confidence 0.6715

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s so funny

  2. Context · · Dave

    Also, to be that age again lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Right?!? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  4. Context · · Dave

    That’s soooo teenage

  5. Context · · Dave

    Where you can just up and move somewhere