2026-07-28
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[2026-07-28 08:03:00] Sam Willis: Morning baby
[2026-07-28 08:03:00] Sam Willis: I’m trying to get my ass up but can’t seem to do it 😭
[2026-07-28 08:15:00] Sam Willis: Are you alive
[2026-07-28 08:15:00] Dave: You’re gonna kill me 🫣
[2026-07-28 08:16:00] Sam Willis: You’re an asshole lol
[2026-07-28 08:16:00] Dave: Taking another sick day hehehe
[2026-07-28 08:25:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sorry you hate me. I recommend that you take a sick day too though. Deserve it I'll probably give them to him For any I hope you slept well. I hope you can eventually get your your ass up. Or not: I am alive and kicking and On my way to drop off some shit at the Package mailing place So Yeah, I got like 1010 jerk off adapters to get out the door. I hadn't really noticed I didn't think I was getting that many orders and you had a couple over the last couple days but They must've been sneaking in cause turns out at a bunch, but I'm glad I printed up a whole shit load of stuff before I got to rock her dog so I got a nice little Supply that I don't have to work too much there And I'm printing some test prints of the new rocker docs hopefully they come out good so I don't have to I don't know I don't have to redesign them anymore. I don't know. Well, we'll see what happens. I gotta figure out that fucking piece of shit. Situation because that's just literally killing me. I can't fathom how they would have like. They are It's like traffic's backed up because of the train and I can't even get out of my neighborhood So yeah, anyway yeah it's crazy that they have an error pointing in One Direction, but not like the other I'm sure there's some way I can Fix it, but it's a pain in the ass rather just typing the character the right way I'll have to like create another text box and somehow align it with the other ones and like flip it around or mirror or some shit which is easier said than done and fusion 360 Oh shit, I am gonna maybe get here. I don't want people gonna go yes There's police sitting right here love that Yeah, OK, sorry Yeah, the traffic tracks all the way up from the train tracks to the stoplight intersection at my neighborhood and the traffic was backed all the way up to it so I could pull out onto the road but I was able to start time So yeah You're going to the office today do you remember that? Realtor is tomorrow to take pictures So what else are you gonna do? What did you get accomplished yesterday and what do you have left for today and tomorrow? Hopefully you found a spot for your dog beds Oh yes, I slept really well. Oh my gosh after a little session last night and I just looked over. Your afterglow pics that he sent me during fantasy last night that was pretty lazy So sexy So that I don't know where What is going on? Mailing this shit all that red light fucking piece of shit That cop that I saw intersection was like I don't know 100 yards behind me, but the light was yellow like when I went through it That red line For you Yeah, so let me know how you're feeling. Take some Tylenol get yourself some Aleve. Drink plenty of water eat well Should have so many pounding headaches all the time Yeah, I know it's stress or tension or whatever but like still you should be able to do something about that not saying cause that's how we live I miss you so much. I love you very much. You're super smart and sexy capable and you can do all these things and get your house ready So proud of you and prescient you and I can't wait to hear your wonderful voice this morning And I will talk to you soon OK bye
[2026-07-28 09:06:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I'm up And in the process of getting ready Suck like shit, of course I probably didn't fall asleep till like 1030 Super anxious, started scrolling on Zillow, which was the wrong thing to do And I started looking at the houses that have sold around here in the past year or so and like same as the houses that are on sale right now it's all over the place some like we're listed for about five Some like astronomical like in the force, these the ones that sold some that looked in good shape were on the market for months before they Sold others were on the market for like two weeks like it makes no sense. I cannot predict what the fuck is like going to happen, but I'm just like terrified my gonna be able to sell this house. So I just feel like I really shouldn't commit to anything in Indy house until I know better like if I'm even getting any fucking interest because I'm not gonna pay two fucking mortgages. I like can't sustain that for very long like at all. So anyway, I didn't sleep well, but I'm up Can't believe you're taking another sick day man I have FOMO but it is what it is. Are you like relaxing today or are you gonna be working more on rock I'm assuming rocker dock but I don't know. Anyway, but no good for you. I hope you figure out the arrow bullshit because honestly that would fucking send me over the fucking edge. So yeah So annoying, but let me know how the print goes I hope you have a fabulous day. My realtor is coming over tonight for a walk-through but Yeah, the pictures aren't until Thursday so I have some time still the biggest thing I gotta pick up all the toys outside of the dog toys I got Clean off the patio furniture outside because you know it's all dusty and gross so I'm gonna do that. I have a whole bunch of shit that needs to be thrown out that bolt trash isn't until next week so we're not gonna store all that shit in the garage so I don't move all that shit from my backyard into the garage before the pictures. Part of me just wants to rent a mini dumpster, but I'm also like I'll just wait till both trashed but I kinda really wanna rent a little dumpster but also I can't be having a dumpster in the yard for pictures so Dammit, then I'll have to come later anyway I don't know. I just have pictures. Like nothing is supposed to be on the counters or if there is something on the counters is supposed to look all decorative and shit so like I just gotta go around and like do all that little shit Also like Schwab stock hit 105. Yay that's good. Make me some money please. Also, I think it's annoying cause you know how many fans I have I have two in my room plus a air purifier thing like I think all that needs to be not in the pictures which is annoying Like every day, I'm gonna have to Store somewhere Really need a bath tonight he is so itchy Take him to daycare the next two days oh no I just said the word they're gonna think that they're going fuck they're not until tomorrow But all right, I'm about nothing at all So let me know how goes today You're gonna sell the shit out of them And I'm jealous cause I wish I had a side hustle that made me some money Dammit The business set up your finances now Your expenses so you can deduct that shit in your taxes but you're gonna have fun. It's gonna be great you little small business owner you Well, you've been a small business owner for a while. You just haven't been on your taxes. All right, I'm rambling. I'll talk to you later. Bye.
[2026-07-28 09:11:00] Dave: Omg why would you look at Zillow?! Lol
[2026-07-28 09:12:00] Dave: (about the arrows)
[2026-07-28 09:12:00] Dave: Lol.. Oh I’m dying
[2026-07-28 09:12:00] Dave: Trying to figure out god damn arrows
[2026-07-28 09:12:00] Dave: Oh I’m still working lol
[2026-07-28 09:12:00] Dave: Yep. Just sell it first and then figure out your next step.
[2026-07-28 09:13:00] Dave: I’m replying to your message as I listen…
[2026-07-28 09:14:00] Sam Willis: Per usual, silly lol
[2026-07-28 09:14:00] Sam Willis: Per usual, silly lol
[2026-07-28 09:15:00] Dave: 🤫
[2026-07-28 09:15:00] Dave: Hahaha daycare
[2026-07-28 09:16:00] Dave: Hahaha, yeah you wanna be my accountant??
[2026-07-28 09:16:00] Dave: I’ll pay you sexual favors
[2026-07-28 09:20:00] Sam Willis: You’d go to prison for tax fraud since I don’t know wtf I’m doing lol
[2026-07-28 09:22:00] Dave: Isn’t that what you went to COLLEGE for lol?
[2026-07-28 09:27:00] Sam Willis: Shhhh
[2026-07-28 09:27:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-28 09:28:00] Dave: But you’re different.
[2026-07-28 09:28:00] Dave: I mean… not like Iiiiiiiii remember anything I went to college for 🤭
[2026-07-28 09:29:00] Dave: My BS is in CIS Computer Information Systems
[2026-07-28 09:29:00] Sam Willis: Wasn’t it tech?
[2026-07-28 09:29:00] Sam Willis: What did you do to college for btw?
[2026-07-28 09:30:00] Dave: And my MS is in Management
[2026-07-28 09:37:00] Sam Willis: You totally use those things
[2026-07-28 09:37:00] Sam Willis: And look at you with your masters! We’ve talked about this before bc I only have my undergrad. But you’re so studious!!!
[2026-07-28 09:38:00] Sam Willis: 🤪
[2026-07-28 09:39:00] Sam Willis: Did I tell you yesterday that Candace got a job teaching a college ethics class at Indiana university?
[2026-07-28 09:41:00] Sam Willis: Everyone’s out here doing great things and here’s me…practically jobless and homeless 😭
[2026-07-28 09:43:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-28 09:43:00] Dave: Hyperbole much?
[2026-07-28 09:44:00] Dave: 2. You are the epitome of an overachiever
[2026-07-28 09:44:00] Dave: 1. That’s the first time I’ve EVER been called studious lol
[2026-07-28 10:10:00] Sam Willis: I am sick of my “liked songs” on Spotify so I just started scrolling the bajillion playlists I’ve saved over the years, and I just found one that I made. And it’s called Fuck Men. And I have no idea when I made it. But shit slaps. 🤣🤣
[2026-07-28 10:24:00] Dave: lol
[2026-07-28 10:25:00] Dave: That’s hilarious
[2026-07-28 10:28:00] Sam Willis: lol no!
[2026-07-28 10:28:00] Dave: Why not?!
[2026-07-28 10:28:00] Dave: Share it with me
[2026-07-28 10:28:00] Sam Willis: These are not your style lol
[2026-07-28 10:29:00] Dave: I wanna know what a fuck men playlist is comprised of
[2026-07-28 10:29:00] Sam Willis: Breakup songs!
[2026-07-28 10:30:00] Sam Willis: Give this playlist a listen: Fu%k Men
[2026-07-28 10:30:00] Sam Willis: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1kIY2VChB8DfHf8EtTjofM?pi=A5G36fMsSkKqS Fu%k Men Playlist · Samantha Willis · 40 items · 1 saves
[2026-07-28 10:34:00] Sam Willis: When you interview Justin on Friday, are you going to ask him how he has liked working for his amazing manager all these years?!!? 🤣
[2026-07-28 10:35:00] Dave: You know it!
[2026-07-28 10:36:00] Sam Willis: Lmao. Has Eric sent you the canned questions yet that you have to ask?
[2026-07-28 10:37:00] Dave: Because I can tell you. It’s 👌
[2026-07-28 10:37:00] Dave: I’ll probably say something like: So I see you’ve worked for Sam for a couple years… Do you have any idea how delicious her pussy is?
[2026-07-28 10:39:00] Dave: Hahahaha mfw when he’s like: Yes, I can confirm, it’s delicious AND she has amazing labia
[2026-07-28 10:40:00] Sam Willis: You shut your mouth lol
[2026-07-28 10:42:00] Dave: But yeah, Eric sent me the thing
[2026-07-28 10:42:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-28 12:32:00] Sam Willis: How’s your day going?
[2026-07-28 12:32:00] Dave: I was just wondering what you were up to
[2026-07-28 12:32:00] Dave: Hbu?
[2026-07-28 12:32:00] Dave: Pretty good
[2026-07-28 12:33:00] Dave: I had to lobby and now im at Home Depot
[2026-07-28 12:46:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm. Sounds sus 🤪
[2026-07-28 12:46:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm. Sounds sus 🤪
[2026-07-28 12:47:00] Dave: Sus
[2026-07-28 12:47:00] Sam Willis: Which part lol
[2026-07-28 12:47:00] Sam Willis: You’re being productive!
[2026-07-28 12:47:00] Dave: I knew you were going to say that
[2026-07-28 12:48:00] Dave: I guess you don’t believe we’re same brain anymore 🤷♂️😭
[2026-07-28 12:54:00] Sam Willis: You didn’t know I was going to say that! 🤪
[2026-07-28 12:54:00] Sam Willis: We do though still have same brain. Mostly
[2026-07-28 12:54:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-07-28 12:56:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, I didn't know you were gonna say that exactly but I thought that you were gonna think no I didn't. I wasn't just thinking that but I totally was right when you texted me.
[2026-07-28 12:58:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-07-28 12:59:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-28 12:59:00] Sam Willis: Well I’m glad I’m on your mind!! 🤪
[2026-07-28 13:00:00] Dave: Always sweetiepie
[2026-07-28 13:00:00] Dave: How is your day going
[2026-07-28 13:08:00] Sam Willis: It’s not bad. Light meeting day. Not uber motivated but it’s ok
[2026-07-28 13:16:00] Dave: I’m glad you have light meetings!
[2026-07-28 13:16:00] Dave: For once
[2026-07-28 13:16:00] Sam Willis: I need to eat something that is legit food. And I must go grocery shopping tonight
[2026-07-28 13:16:00] Sam Willis: It is a sad sad time in my house lol
[2026-07-28 13:17:00] Dave: That’s just a guess though
[2026-07-28 13:17:00] Sam Willis: I HAVE been eating. Atleast one decent meal a day
[2026-07-28 13:17:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait to have that gummy and cry one of these days!!
[2026-07-28 13:17:00] Sam Willis: Like last night, I had eggs. Can’t go wrong with eggs
[2026-07-28 13:17:00] Dave: Yeah, I think giving your body the nutrition to function properly would probably make you feel better 🤔
[2026-07-28 13:19:00] Dave: …eggs.. isn’t a meal. It’s a good start. But you need some carbs and fiber and stuff too.
[2026-07-28 13:19:00] Dave: That’s where your actual energy comes from
[2026-07-28 13:23:00] Sam Willis: I had bread too. Honey wheat
[2026-07-28 13:23:00] Dave: Ok. That’s acceptable.
[2026-07-28 13:23:00] Sam Willis: 3 eggs is a meal
[2026-07-28 13:24:00] Sam Willis: I think I got sick off of mall food court qdoba as a kid, and I’ve never recovered
[2026-07-28 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Meh. Not a fan
[2026-07-28 13:24:00] Dave: I’m eating leftover qudoba rn
[2026-07-28 13:24:00] Dave: I don’t really get it frequently but it’s one of my go-tos for “real” food
[2026-07-28 13:35:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-28 13:35:00] Sam Willis: I was putting up decor around the house last night and I blocked my damn view
[2026-07-28 13:36:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-07-28 13:36:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-28 13:42:00] Sam Willis: I gotta remember to take down the cameras bc I’m sure ppl will not be pleased to see them!! But how will I watch the doggos?!? First world problems
[2026-07-28 13:43:00] Sam Willis: I mean….shouldn’t i take them down?
[2026-07-28 13:43:00] Sam Willis: Not the outside ones but the 2 inside
[2026-07-28 13:43:00] Dave: Hmm.. I never thought about that
[2026-07-28 13:43:00] Dave: Idk..
[2026-07-28 13:44:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm. I’ll ask her tonight.
[2026-07-28 13:44:00] Dave: I wouldn’t unless the realtor tells you too
[2026-07-28 13:44:00] Dave: Lmk, because now I”m curious lol
[2026-07-28 13:45:00] Sam Willis: I do absolutely love listening to ppl though on the doorbell cam
[2026-07-28 13:46:00] Dave: Then fuck it. Leave them
[2026-07-28 13:46:00] Dave: Plus you could see what people are saying about the house
[2026-07-28 13:47:00] Sam Willis: And be like this bitch is not getting my house 🖕🏻
[2026-07-28 13:47:00] Sam Willis: Some ppl pissed me off last time though. If they talk badly about my house lol
[2026-07-28 13:47:00] Sam Willis: I might hate them
[2026-07-28 13:48:00] Dave: I was like… FUCK that guy then
[2026-07-28 13:48:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm WHAT
[2026-07-28 13:48:00] Sam Willis: Right?!?!!
[2026-07-28 13:48:00] Sam Willis: Like the fuck what
[2026-07-28 13:48:00] Sam Willis: questionable?!?!!!
[2026-07-28 13:48:00] Dave: When I sold the house in NE, someone who looked at it told the realtor there were “questionable” finishing touches.
[2026-07-28 13:48:00] Sam Willis: Fucking whores
[2026-07-28 13:48:00] Sam Willis: See?!? I’m already mad
[2026-07-28 13:49:00] Dave: Oh you don’t want to buy it??… Wrong bitch. You CAN’T buy it.
[2026-07-28 13:50:00] Sam Willis: Exactly!!
[2026-07-28 13:50:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-07-28 14:58:00] Sam Willis: Yummmmm. My Greek salad hit the SPOT!!
[2026-07-28 15:02:00] Dave: I’m glad you enjoyed it!
[2026-07-28 15:03:00] Sam Willis: I was dude
[2026-07-28 15:03:00] Dave: Ewwwwe
[2026-07-28 15:03:00] Sam Willis: Smoker
[2026-07-28 15:03:00] Sam Willis: Creepy dude
[2026-07-28 15:04:00] Sam Willis: He went out of his way to make a comment to me about me yawning and then table again to say goodbye and to have a nice day, before he left lol
[2026-07-28 15:04:00] Sam Willis: They’re never good looking 🤣
[2026-07-28 15:06:00] Dave: Did you eat AT the place?
[2026-07-28 15:06:00] Dave: That doesn’t sound like being “accosted” lol
[2026-07-28 15:15:00] Sam Willis: I’m dramatic!
[2026-07-28 15:15:00] Sam Willis: I’m dramatic!
[2026-07-28 15:16:00] Dave: True
[2026-07-28 15:30:00] Dave: Check out these mother fucking arrows!!!
[2026-07-28 15:31:00] Dave: I can’t describe in a way you would comprehend - just how ridiculous it was to get some god damned left pointing arrows 🤯🤬
[2026-07-28 15:34:00] Sam Willis: Yayyyyyyy!!!
[2026-07-28 16:01:00] Sam Willis: It is so GD hot outside!!!
[2026-07-28 16:35:00] Sam Willis: I need a new profile pic for FB/IG, but I have like no pics of me. I wonder if I should use one of my after glows 😅
[2026-07-28 16:45:00] Dave: What me to pic one for you?
[2026-07-28 16:46:00] Sam Willis: OK pick your top 2!
[2026-07-28 16:46:00] Sam Willis: Now that you say that
[2026-07-28 16:46:00] Sam Willis: I’m very curious actually as to which one you’d pick lol
[2026-07-28 16:46:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-07-28 16:46:00] Sam Willis: Oh my
[2026-07-28 16:47:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-07-28 16:47:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-28 16:47:00] Sam Willis: OK none of these are Facebook appropriate!!! lol
[2026-07-28 16:48:00] Sam Willis: This one?
[2026-07-28 16:48:00] Sam Willis: My hair 🤣🤣
[2026-07-28 16:48:00] Dave: It’s so fun and candid
[2026-07-28 16:48:00] Sam Willis: This one?
[2026-07-28 16:48:00] Sam Willis: My hair 🤣🤣
[2026-07-28 16:48:00] Dave: I freaking loooove that one!!
[2026-07-28 16:48:00] Sam Willis: I can’t believe I send these to you
[2026-07-28 16:49:00] Dave: Yes, I love that one too. But I was talking about the one you said you couldn’t believe you sent
[2026-07-28 16:49:00] Dave: Yes, I love that one too. But I was talking about the one you said you couldn’t believe you sent
[2026-07-28 16:50:00] Dave: Ok here’s a real candidate
[2026-07-28 16:50:00] Sam Willis: Oh, crazy hair
[2026-07-28 16:50:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-28 16:51:00] Sam Willis: Meh. True. Maybe.
[2026-07-28 16:51:00] Dave: Goddddd I want to be inside you so bad
[2026-07-28 16:52:00] Sam Willis: 🫠🫠🫠🫠
[2026-07-28 19:44:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwJXRI-OSZA Grown-Ass Man Needs His Mom on a Traffic Stop This video is.org. Download your crash video...
[2026-07-28 19:44:00] Dave: Omg have you seen this one
[2026-07-28 20:19:00] Sam Willis: The realtor is here staging the house for the pics. She’s been here for 1.5 hrs so far. My lordddd lol
[2026-07-28 20:19:00] Dave: I can’t wait to see how it turns out!
[2026-07-28 20:19:00] Sam Willis: No I haven’t seen that one yet
[2026-07-28 20:19:00] Dave: Daaang
[2026-07-28 20:20:00] Sam Willis: She is goooooddd
[2026-07-28 20:20:00] Dave: Oh ya?
[2026-07-28 20:25:00] Dave: Oh I bet!
[2026-07-28 20:25:00] Sam Willis: Yes but this is exhausting
[2026-07-28 20:28:00] Dave: What time is the photographer coming tomorrow?
[2026-07-28 20:30:00] Sam Willis: Not until Thursday morning
[2026-07-28 20:31:00] Dave: Oh
[2026-07-28 20:31:00] Sam Willis: She’s trying to tell me to empty out my master closet and I’m like dude. It’s a closet. I’ve emptied it as much as I can. Ppl are going to have to deal. Jesus Christ
[2026-07-28 20:32:00] Dave: It’s so stupid
[2026-07-28 20:32:00] Dave: Like, people buying houses know… people live in houses right?
[2026-07-28 20:32:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-07-28 20:50:00] Sam Willis: She just asked me if I wanted to push out pics another week. I looked at her like I could murder
[2026-07-28 20:51:00] Dave: Yeah wtf is her problem 🙄
[2026-07-28 21:27:00] Dave: Status report?
[2026-07-28 21:28:00] Sam Willis: She’s. Still. Here
[2026-07-28 21:28:00] Dave: She’s earning that commission for real
[2026-07-28 21:28:00] Dave: Bro
[2026-07-28 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Dude
[2026-07-28 21:28:00] Dave: My current status: exhausted.
[2026-07-28 21:29:00] Dave: I mean, Ik it’s a pain now, but she’s putting in the work lol
[2026-07-28 21:29:00] Dave: That’s pretty sick though
[2026-07-28 21:32:00] Dave: Anyhoo… I’m going to bed my love.
[2026-07-28 21:33:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-07-28 21:33:00] Dave: Oh and I want a walkthrough of your newly staged house!!
[2026-07-28 21:33:00] Dave: I love you and I miss you more than anything
[2026-07-28 21:34:00] Dave: 😘❤️
[2026-07-28 21:35:00] Dave: I know you’re busy. You keep doing your thing ☺️
[2026-07-28 21:38:00] Sam Willis: Sorry I haven’t talked to you all night. She just left 😭😭
[2026-07-28 21:39:00] Sam Willis: Good night love. Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow. Soooooo glad I’m WFH tomorrow. Christ.
[2026-07-28 21:39:00] Sam Willis: She’s also only charging me 2% commission so she really is amazing. I’m fucking exhausted though. And still have so. Much. To. Do. I also haven’t eaten yet. I’m going to go to Freddie’s and also get a milkshake bc I fucking deserve it.
[2026-07-28 21:44:00] Sam Willis: You’ll see pics on Friday lol
[2026-07-28 21:44:00] Sam Willis: You’ll see pics on Friday lol
[2026-07-28 21:57:00] Dave: Really? It’s too much to ask to ft me? 😔
[2026-07-28 21:57:00] Dave: Really? It’s too much to ask to ft me? 😔
[2026-07-28 21:58:00] Dave: Get a large
[2026-07-28 21:58:00] Dave: Hehehe you today do baby!
[2026-07-28 21:58:00] Dave: Get a large
[2026-07-28 21:58:00] Dave: Hehehe you today do baby!
[2026-07-28 22:00:00] Sam Willis: Maybe tomorrow. I still have so much to do. She added more to my list 😭
[2026-07-28 22:00:00] Sam Willis: Maybe tomorrow. I still have so much to do. She added more to my list 😭
[2026-07-28 22:05:00] Sam Willis: Love you baby
[2026-07-28 22:40:00] Sam Willis: This guy is a little bitch 🤣
[2026-07-28 22:40:00] Sam Willis: This guy is a little bitch 🤣
[2026-07-28 22:41:00] Sam Willis: Omg lmao.
[2026-07-28 22:41:00] Sam Willis: Talked to his mom, his brother, his dad 🤣
[2026-07-28 22:42:00] Sam Willis: I swear he gets more drunk the more he talks
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DAY OVERVIEW
Tuesday unfolded with Dave's playful defiance and Sam's anxious energy, punctuated by a shared laugh over a chaotic job interview and a flirtatious exchange of afterglow photos. The day peaked with Dave's triumph over a technical frustration and Sam's staged house revealing her dynamic with her relentless realtor. By evening, both were drained, Dave longing for connection and Sam resorting to comfort food, concluding on a tender note.
TOPIC INVENTORY
- Morning Grogginess & Banter
- Dave mocks his inability to wake up, Sam calls him an asshole.
- Emotional register: Playful teasing.
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Notable quote: "You're gonna kill me" — Dave.
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House Selling Anxiety
- Sam expresses fear over selling her house, discusses Zillow trends.
- Emotional register: Anxious uncertainty.
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Notable quote: "I cannot predict what the fuck is like going to happen" — Sam.
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Work & Side Hustles
- Dave talks about his 3D printing, shipping, and new designs.
- Sam mentions her financial worries, Schwab stock, and Dave's successful side hustle.
- Emotional register: Envious admiration, financial stress.
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Notable quote: "The business set up your finances now, Your expenses so you can deduct that shit in your taxes" — Sam.
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Job Interview Roleplay
- They joke about a fictional job interview, Dave humorously asks about Sam's intimate appeal.
- Emotional register: Flirtatious, humorous.
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Notable quote: "Do you have any idea how delicious her pussy is?" — Dave.
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Food & Groceries
- Sam complains about her lack of real food, Dave advises her on nutrition.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, caring.
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Notable quote: "I need to eat something that is legit food" — Sam.
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Home Staging & Realtor Stress
- Sam's realtor stages the house, Sam is exhausted and frustrated.
- Emotional register: Overwhelmed, drained.
- Notable quote: "She’s been here for 1.5 hrs so far. My lordddd" — Sam.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT
- Afterglow & Teasing
- Sam shares afterglow photos, Dave compliments and escalates with "Goddddd I want to be inside you so bad."
- Initiated by: Sam (sharing photos), escalated by: Dave (explicit comment).
- Sensations/States: Sam's satisfaction from the previous night, Dave's intense desire.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS
- Dave takes the lead in playful teasing, while Sam follows and occasionally pushes back with her own humor. There's a clear dynamic of mutual support and admiration, with moments of vulnerability from Sam about her job and financial anxieties. Dave expresses his longing for Sam with tenderness, and Sam's reliance on him is evident in her openness about her struggles.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE
- "You're gonna kill me" — Dave, about his difficulty waking up.
- "Fuck Men" — Sam, about a playlist she created.
- "Do you have any idea how delicious her pussy is?" — Dave, during a humorous job interview roleplay.
- "This guy is a little bitch" — Sam, about a man after a phone call where he spoke to his family.
CONTINUITY HOOKS
- Sam's house staging progress and the upcoming photo shoot.
- Dave's 3D printing and shipping tasks.
- Sam's financial concerns and job insecurity.
- The playful dynamic between Dave and Sam, especially regarding their sexual and emotional intimacy.
MOOD MAP
anxious → playful teasing → flirtatious → frustrated → tender → drained
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
223
32.0 more; previous daily average 191.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
26
0.7 more; previous daily average 25.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 111 · 50% | 112 · 50% |
| Average reply time | 1m 37s (n=52) | 4m 15s (n=52) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 2 · 50% | 1 of 2 · 50% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 37s (n=52). 39% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 39s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 312 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 4m 15s (n=52). 3% shorter; pooled historical mean 4m 24s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 311 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 50.0%; 31.8 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 81.8% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 11 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 6m 31s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.8%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 39% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 39s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 312 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 223 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Humor (29), Status update (21), Frustration (7), Request (7), Affection (6)
- Sam Willis: Humor (26), Status update (23), Vulnerability (17), Frustration (10), Checking in (6)
Tension and positive follow-ups
5 of 15 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (33%).
10 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 24s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 15 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Taking another sick day hehehe
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sorry you hate me. I recommend that you take a sick day too though. Deserve it I'll probably give them to him For any I hope you slept well. I hope you can eventually get your your…
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm up And in the process of getting ready Suck like shit, of course I probably didn't fall asleep till like 1030 Super anxious, started scrolling on Zillow, which was the wrong thing to do And I started looking…
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
Omg why would you look at Zillow?! Lol
- Context · · Dave
(about the arrows)
Episode 2 · 2 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Omg why would you look at Zillow?! Lol
- Context · · Dave
(about the arrows)
- Tension signal Episode start · · Dave
Lol.. Oh I’m dying
- Tension signal Episode end · · Dave
Trying to figure out god damn arrows
- Context · · Dave
Oh I’m still working lol
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement
- Context · · Sam Willis
I need to eat something that is legit food. And I must go grocery shopping tonight
- Context · · Sam Willis
It is a sad sad time in my house lol
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
That’s just a guess though
- Context · · Sam Willis
I HAVE been eating. Atleast one decent meal a day
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t wait to have that gummy and cry one of these days!!
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
195 of 223 messages (87.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 97 / 111 | 87.4% |
| Sam Willis | 98 / 112 | 87.5% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.82 |
| Appreciation | 0.72 |
| Boundary setting | 0.70 |
| Checking in | 0.69 |
| Deep sharing | 0.67 |
| Disagreement | 0.63 |
| Emotional support | 0.77 |
| Encouragement | 0.85 |
| Excitement | 0.76 |
| Flirting | 0.73 |
| Frustration | 0.71 |
| Humor | 0.71 |
| Planning | 0.78 |
| Request | 0.64 |
| Sexting | 0.88 |
| Status update | 0.62 |
| Unmet need | 0.77 |
| Vulnerability | 0.68 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 12:44:52
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m trying to get my ass up but can’t seem to do it 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you alive
score 0.80 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re an asshole lol
- Context · · Dave
Taking another sick day hehehe
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sorry you hate me. I recommend that you take a sick day too though. Deserve it I'll probably give them to him For any I hope you slept well. I hope you can eventually get your your…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm up And in the process of getting ready Suck like shit, of course I probably didn't fall asleep till like 1030 Super anxious, started scrolling on Zillow, which was the wrong thing to do And I started looking…
- Context · · Dave
Omg why would you look at Zillow?! Lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Shhhh
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Detected signal · · Dave
But you’re different.
- Context · · Dave
I mean… not like Iiiiiiiii remember anything I went to college for 🤭
- Context · · Dave
My BS is in CIS Computer Information Systems
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
And my MS is in Management
- Context · · Sam Willis
You totally use those things
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
And look at you with your masters! We’ve talked about this before bc I only have my undergrad. But you’re so studious!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did I tell you yesterday that Candace got a job teaching a college ethics class at Indiana university?
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Dave
Hyperbole much?
- Detected signal · · Dave
2. You are the epitome of an overachiever
- Context · · Dave
1. That’s the first time I’ve EVER been called studious lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am sick of my “liked songs” on Spotify so I just started scrolling the bajillion playlists I’ve saved over the years, and I just found one that I made. And it’s called Fuck Men. And I have no idea when I made it. But shit slaps. 🤣🤣
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Sus
- Context · · Sam Willis
Which part lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You’re being productive!
- Context · · Dave
I knew you were going to say that
- Context · · Dave
I guess you don’t believe we’re same brain anymore 🤷♂️😭
Boundary setting
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Idk..
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmm. I’ll ask her tonight.
- Detected signal · · Dave
I wouldn’t unless the realtor tells you too
- Context · · Dave
Lmk, because now I”m curious lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I do absolutely love listening to ppl though on the doorbell cam
Checking in
Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m trying to get my ass up but can’t seem to do it 😭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Are you alive
- Context · · Dave
You’re gonna kill me 🫣
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re an asshole lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
I mean… not like Iiiiiiiii remember anything I went to college for 🤭
- Context · · Dave
My BS is in CIS Computer Information Systems
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Wasn’t it tech?
- Context · · Sam Willis
What did you do to college for btw?
- Context · · Dave
And my MS is in Management
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
My BS is in CIS Computer Information Systems
- Context · · Sam Willis
Wasn’t it tech?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
What did you do to college for btw?
- Context · · Dave
And my MS is in Management
- Context · · Sam Willis
You totally use those things
Deep sharing
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.88 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re an asshole lol
- Context · · Dave
Taking another sick day hehehe
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sorry you hate me. I recommend that you take a sick day too though. Deserve it I'll probably give them to him For any I hope you slept well. I hope you can eventually get your your…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm up And in the process of getting ready Suck like shit, of course I probably didn't fall asleep till like 1030 Super anxious, started scrolling on Zillow, which was the wrong thing to do And I started looking…
- Context · · Dave
Omg why would you look at Zillow?! Lol
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I guess you don’t believe we’re same brain anymore 🤷♂️😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
You didn’t know I was going to say that! 🤪
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
We do though still have same brain. Mostly
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehe
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, I didn't know you were gonna say that exactly but I thought that you were gonna think no I didn't. I wasn't just thinking that but I totally was right when you texted me.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like the fuck what
- Context · · Sam Willis
questionable?!?!!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
When I sold the house in NE, someone who looked at it told the realtor there were “questionable” finishing touches.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fucking whores
- Context · · Sam Willis
See?!? I’m already mad
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I need to eat something that is legit food. And I must go grocery shopping tonight
- Context · · Sam Willis
It is a sad sad time in my house lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
That’s just a guess though
- Context · · Sam Willis
I HAVE been eating. Atleast one decent meal a day
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can’t wait to have that gummy and cry one of these days!!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Like last night, I had eggs. Can’t go wrong with eggs
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, I think giving your body the nutrition to function properly would probably make you feel better 🤔
- Detected signal · · Dave
…eggs.. isn’t a meal. It’s a good start. But you need some carbs and fiber and stuff too.
- Context · · Dave
That’s where your actual energy comes from
- Context · · Sam Willis
I had bread too. Honey wheat
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I had bread too. Honey wheat
- Context · · Dave
Ok. That’s acceptable.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
3 eggs is a meal
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think I got sick off of mall food court qdoba as a kid, and I’ve never recovered
- Context · · Sam Willis
Meh. Not a fan
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.7394999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re an asshole lol
- Context · · Dave
Taking another sick day hehehe
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sorry you hate me. I recommend that you take a sick day too though. Deserve it I'll probably give them to him For any I hope you slept well. I hope you can eventually get your your…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm up And in the process of getting ready Suck like shit, of course I probably didn't fall asleep till like 1030 Super anxious, started scrolling on Zillow, which was the wrong thing to do And I started looking…
- Context · · Dave
Omg why would you look at Zillow?! Lol
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Taking another sick day hehehe
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sorry you hate me. I recommend that you take a sick day too though. Deserve it I'll probably give them to him For any I hope you slept well. I hope you can eventually get your your…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm up And in the process of getting ready Suck like shit, of course I probably didn't fall asleep till like 1030 Super anxious, started scrolling on Zillow, which was the wrong thing to do And I started looking…
- Context · · Dave
Omg why would you look at Zillow?! Lol
- Context · · Dave
(about the arrows)
score 0.82 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Dave
Oh I’m still working lol
- Context · · Dave
Yep. Just sell it first and then figure out your next step.
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’m replying to your message as I listen…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Per usual, silly lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
Per usual, silly lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Encouragement
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Omg have you seen this one
- Context · · Sam Willis
The realtor is here staging the house for the pics. She’s been here for 1.5 hrs so far. My lordddd lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
I can’t wait to see how it turns out!
- Context · · Sam Willis
No I haven’t seen that one yet
- Context · · Dave
Daaang
Excitement
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
See?!? I’m already mad
- Context · · Dave
Oh you don’t want to buy it??… Wrong bitch. You CAN’T buy it.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Exactly!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmao
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yummmmm. My Greek salad hit the SPOT!!
score 0.82 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m dramatic! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
True
- Detected signal · · Dave
Check out these mother fucking arrows!!!
- Context · · Dave
I can’t describe in a way you would comprehend - just how ridiculous it was to get some god damned left pointing arrows 🤯🤬
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yayyyyyyy!!!
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Check out these mother fucking arrows!!!
- Context · · Dave
I can’t describe in a way you would comprehend - just how ridiculous it was to get some god damned left pointing arrows 🤯🤬
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yayyyyyyy!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
It is so GD hot outside!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I need a new profile pic for FB/IG, but I have like no pics of me. I wonder if I should use one of my after glows 😅
Flirting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
🤫
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha daycare
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahaha, yeah you wanna be my accountant??
- Context · · Dave
I’ll pay you sexual favors
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’d go to prison for tax fraud since I don’t know wtf I’m doing lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Give this playlist a listen: Fu%k Men
- Context · · Sam Willis
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1kIY2VChB8DfHf8EtTjofM?pi=A5G36fMsSkKqS Fu%k Men Playlist · Samantha Willis · 40 items · 1 saves
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
When you interview Justin on Friday, are you going to ask him how he has liked working for his amazing manager all these years?!!? 🤣
- Context · · Dave
You know it!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmao. Has Eric sent you the canned questions yet that you have to ask?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Because I can tell you. It’s 👌
- Context · · Dave
I’ll probably say something like: So I see you’ve worked for Sam for a couple years… Do you have any idea how delicious her pussy is?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahahaha mfw when he’s like: Yes, I can confirm, it’s delicious AND she has amazing labia
- Context · · Sam Willis
You shut your mouth lol
- Context · · Dave
But yeah, Eric sent me the thing
Frustration
Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Taking another sick day hehehe
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sorry you hate me. I recommend that you take a sick day too though. Deserve it I'll probably give them to him For any I hope you slept well. I hope you can eventually get your your…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm up And in the process of getting ready Suck like shit, of course I probably didn't fall asleep till like 1030 Super anxious, started scrolling on Zillow, which was the wrong thing to do And I started looking…
- Context · · Dave
Omg why would you look at Zillow?! Lol
- Context · · Dave
(about the arrows)
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525
- Context · · Dave
Omg why would you look at Zillow?! Lol
- Context · · Dave
(about the arrows)
- Detected signal · · Dave
Lol.. Oh I’m dying
- Context · · Dave
Trying to figure out god damn arrows
- Context · · Dave
Oh I’m still working lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
(about the arrows)
- Context · · Dave
Lol.. Oh I’m dying
- Detected signal · · Dave
Trying to figure out god damn arrows
- Context · · Dave
Oh I’m still working lol
- Context · · Dave
Yep. Just sell it first and then figure out your next step.
Humor
Showing 3 of 55 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m trying to get my ass up but can’t seem to do it 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you alive
- Detected signal · · Dave
You’re gonna kill me 🫣
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re an asshole lol
- Context · · Dave
Taking another sick day hehehe
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you alive
- Context · · Dave
You’re gonna kill me 🫣
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You’re an asshole lol
- Context · · Dave
Taking another sick day hehehe
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sorry you hate me. I recommend that you take a sick day too though. Deserve it I'll probably give them to him For any I hope you slept well. I hope you can eventually get your your…
score 0.75 · confidence 0.663
- Context · · Dave
You’re gonna kill me 🫣
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re an asshole lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Taking another sick day hehehe
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm sorry you hate me. I recommend that you take a sick day too though. Deserve it I'll probably give them to him For any I hope you slept well. I hope you can eventually get your your…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm up And in the process of getting ready Suck like shit, of course I probably didn't fall asleep till like 1030 Super anxious, started scrolling on Zillow, which was the wrong thing to do And I started looking…
Planning
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Trying to figure out god damn arrows
- Context · · Dave
Oh I’m still working lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yep. Just sell it first and then figure out your next step.
- Context · · Dave
I’m replying to your message as I listen…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Per usual, silly lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Hmm.. I never thought about that
- Context · · Dave
Idk..
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Hmmm. I’ll ask her tonight.
- Context · · Dave
I wouldn’t unless the realtor tells you too
- Context · · Dave
Lmk, because now I”m curious lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I need a new profile pic for FB/IG, but I have like no pics of me. I wonder if I should use one of my after glows 😅
- Context · · Dave
What me to pic one for you?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
OK pick your top 2!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Now that you say that
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m very curious actually as to which one you’d pick lol
Request
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
That’s hilarious
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol no!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Why not?!
- Context · · Dave
Share it with me
- Context · · Sam Willis
These are not your style lol
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol no!
- Context · · Dave
Why not?!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Share it with me
- Context · · Sam Willis
These are not your style lol
- Context · · Dave
I wanna know what a fuck men playlist is comprised of
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Share it with me
- Context · · Sam Willis
These are not your style lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
I wanna know what a fuck men playlist is comprised of
- Context · · Sam Willis
Breakup songs!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Give this playlist a listen: Fu%k Men
Sexting
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha daycare
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, yeah you wanna be my accountant??
- Detected signal · · Dave
I’ll pay you sexual favors
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’d go to prison for tax fraud since I don’t know wtf I’m doing lol
- Context · · Dave
Isn’t that what you went to COLLEGE for lol?
score 0.95 · confidence 0.9998
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
Meh. True. Maybe.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Goddddd I want to be inside you so bad
- Context · · Sam Willis
🫠🫠🫠🫠
- Context · · Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwJXRI-OSZA Grown-Ass Man Needs His Mom on a Traffic Stop This video is sponsored by SafetyVid.org. Download your crash video...
Status update
Showing 3 of 44 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm up And in the process of getting ready Suck like shit, of course I probably didn't fall asleep till like 1030 Super anxious, started scrolling on Zillow, which was the wrong thing to do And I started looking…
- Context · · Dave
Omg why would you look at Zillow?! Lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
(about the arrows)
- Context · · Dave
Lol.. Oh I’m dying
- Context · · Dave
Trying to figure out god damn arrows
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
Lol.. Oh I’m dying
- Context · · Dave
Trying to figure out god damn arrows
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oh I’m still working lol
- Context · · Dave
Yep. Just sell it first and then figure out your next step.
- Context · · Dave
I’m replying to your message as I listen…
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’d go to prison for tax fraud since I don’t know wtf I’m doing lol
- Context · · Dave
Isn’t that what you went to COLLEGE for lol?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Shhhh
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Dave
But you’re different.
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Unmet need
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.75
- Context · · Dave
I’m glad you have light meetings!
- Context · · Dave
For once
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I need to eat something that is legit food. And I must go grocery shopping tonight
- Context · · Sam Willis
It is a sad sad time in my house lol
- Context · · Dave
That’s just a guess though
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’ll see pics on Friday lol This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’ll see pics on Friday lol
- Detected signal · · Dave
Really? It’s too much to ask to ft me? 😔
- Context · · Dave
Really? It’s too much to ask to ft me? 😔 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Get a large This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’ll see pics on Friday lol
- Context · · Dave
Really? It’s too much to ask to ft me? 😔
- Detected signal · · Dave
Really? It’s too much to ask to ft me? 😔 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Get a large This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe you today do baby! This message responded to an earlier message.
Vulnerability
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score 0.78 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m trying to get my ass up but can’t seem to do it 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you alive
- Context · · Dave
You’re gonna kill me 🫣
score 0.78 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, yeah you wanna be my accountant??
- Context · · Dave
I’ll pay you sexual favors
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You’d go to prison for tax fraud since I don’t know wtf I’m doing lol
- Context · · Dave
Isn’t that what you went to COLLEGE for lol?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Shhhh
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Sam Willis
🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did I tell you yesterday that Candace got a job teaching a college ethics class at Indiana university?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Everyone’s out here doing great things and here’s me…practically jobless and homeless 😭
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Dave
Hyperbole much?