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[2026-06-04 06:49:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to work going to the office Feel pretty good though like this go to bed before 9 o'clock thing I thought going to bed at nine was nice but Going to bed before a little better Oh no, is there a train stopped on the fucking tracks kill me There's this one road like in my neighborhood where when I come up and I can see across through the neighborhood to the train tracks I can see where there's a train stopped there Sometimes it just stopped there waiting, but also sometimes It's blocking like the actual road down here Ridiculous But Loose Yeah, anyway I slept pretty good Printing out some oral ring sizing Things size rings I found the size for my ring finger. I fucking hate it. I'm wearing it now not that I can do it. Not only is it 500 bucks but then I'd have to wear a ring all the time and that fucking sucks Not a big fan Jewelry as a friend I'm gonna give it a chance. I just realized they were at the ordering like oh yeah look at the train wasn't way that was nice. Turns out the ordering five just came out today like I checked it on Amazon at Best Buy Stuff yesterday and Best Buy it said you know cause you could look stuff up on the website Look up on the website I'll tell you which store it's available and it was They were available tomorrow meeting today. I got all the stores and. Oh well, I'm getting distracted. Its car in front of me has one of those rearview mirrors. That's actually a video camera and like I can see through his back window and actually see myself like in his rearview mirror display. Like it into my car window in my through my windshield anyway So come to find out they actually Are released today so that's something maybe that's a sign Probably not but then again I can get one on my FSA, which is pretty no cause like you said it's basically free Retarded At least it's tax for you I guess So I don't know I'm thinking about it I'm just trying to be like I have to wear a ring which sucks and I get, but I get a lot of data that I'm never gonna look at so you know that almost always wearing a ring all the time But I think there's a subscription service too I don't know thinking about it. We'll see I do want to compete with you on stuff though. That sounds pretty fucking cool. I gotta say. So that is definitely a bonus So there's that other news I can't fucking wait to see you. I'm so excited. Getting so close stays what Thursday finally Saturday Four days is five days So much fun Yeah Going on Hope you slept well Yeah Went to sleep and woke up thinking about you I can't wait to hear your beautiful voice today so I love you and I will talk to you soon, sweetheart. Bye.
[2026-06-04 08:18:00] Sam Willis: Happy birthday baby! šŸ˜
[2026-06-04 08:19:00] Sam Willis: And wake you up with a birthday blowjob
[2026-06-04 08:19:00] Dave: Thank you!!
[2026-06-04 08:19:00] Sam Willis: And cuddle you so tight
[2026-06-04 08:19:00] Dave: You can +interest in just a few days!!
[2026-06-04 08:19:00] Sam Willis: Wish I could smother you in kisses today
[2026-06-04 08:20:00] Dave: Mmmm
[2026-06-04 08:20:00] Dave: I meanā€¦ as if youā€™d be waking me up
[2026-06-04 08:20:00] Sam Willis: šŸ¤¤
[2026-06-04 08:20:00] Dave: You can do that too!
[2026-06-04 08:21:00] Dave: But itā€™s the thought that counts šŸ¤­
[2026-06-04 08:21:00] Dave: God! Iā€™m so hard šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ„µ
[2026-06-04 08:21:00] Sam Willis: Can we sleep in AND take a nap every day?!? ā¤ļøā¤ļø
[2026-06-04 08:22:00] Sam Willis: Fuck. Yes!!!!
[2026-06-04 08:22:00] Dave: And hydrate
[2026-06-04 08:22:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm šŸ« 
[2026-06-04 08:22:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-04 08:22:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm šŸ« 
[2026-06-04 08:22:00] Dave: Wellā€¦ I guess weā€™ll have to get up otherwise it wouldnā€™t be a nap
[2026-06-04 08:22:00] Dave: We donā€™t actually even have to get up lol
[2026-06-04 08:22:00] Sam Willis: Well I need food.
[2026-06-04 08:22:00] Dave: So maybe just to eat
[2026-06-04 08:22:00] Sam Willis: lol exactly
[2026-06-04 08:22:00] Sam Willis: Fuck. Yes!!!!
[2026-06-04 08:23:00] Dave: Weā€™ll probably be losing some fluids
[2026-06-04 08:25:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-06-04 08:25:00] Sam Willis: Probably?!?
[2026-06-04 08:25:00] Sam Willis: šŸ’Æ
[2026-06-04 08:27:00] Dave: Is that better lol
[2026-06-04 08:27:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-04 08:27:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm
[2026-06-04 08:27:00] Dave: Weā€™re definitely going to be fucking, sucking, cumming, and squirting so much that well 100% be hella dehydrated!!
[2026-06-04 08:27:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-04 08:27:00] Sam Willis: Thatā€™s better
[2026-06-04 08:29:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm I love that
[2026-06-04 08:29:00] Dave: I have 100% never wanted to be inside someone as much as I want to be inside you right now šŸ« šŸ„°šŸ« šŸ„°
[2026-06-04 08:29:00] Dave: So deep
[2026-06-04 08:29:00] Dave: All the way connected
[2026-06-04 08:30:00] Sam Willis: I was thinking of us having sex last night while I was getting a massage and I was sooooo wet
[2026-06-04 08:30:00] Dave: Thatā€™s hot af
[2026-06-04 08:30:00] Dave: Pulsating and throbbing
[2026-06-04 08:31:00] Dave: I wonder if the masseuse could tell šŸ¤­
[2026-06-04 08:32:00] Dave: Ash just walked in so I gotta scooch up under my desk šŸ¤­šŸ¤­šŸ¤­
[2026-06-04 08:32:00] Sam Willis: Hopefully not lol. But my body felt on fire!
[2026-06-04 08:33:00] Dave: I waaas kicked back relaxin
[2026-06-04 08:34:00] Dave: Hehehe I wonder if he could see anyā€¦. Glistening šŸ˜
[2026-06-04 08:34:00] Dave: Hehehe I wonder if he could see anyā€¦. Glistening šŸ˜
[2026-06-04 08:35:00] Sam Willis: OK hold on. Listening to your voice message
[2026-06-04 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Itā€™s either your middle or the one closest to your pinky
[2026-06-04 08:35:00] Sam Willis: You donā€™t wear the Oura ring on your ring finger
[2026-06-04 08:35:00] Dave: You can wear it wherever
[2026-06-04 08:35:00] Sam Willis: It matters!!
[2026-06-04 08:36:00] Dave: Maybe your old versionā€¦ but on the 5 it literally says any finger that it fits snuggly on
[2026-06-04 08:37:00] Sam Willis: Well you bougie bitch lol
[2026-06-04 08:40:00] Dave: It feels weird(er) wearing it on any other fingers.
[2026-06-04 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Fuck that. Why do you need that?
[2026-06-04 08:40:00] Sam Willis: The subscription service thing is whack
[2026-06-04 08:41:00] Sam Willis: I thought the same but I got used to it
[2026-06-04 08:42:00] Dave: The ring finger feels like the least obtrusive
[2026-06-04 08:42:00] Sam Willis: I need to remember to tell you my dream about the bear
[2026-06-04 08:43:00] Dave: Like if Iā€™m grabbing something. Like a barbellā€¦
[2026-06-04 08:48:00] Dave: Yeah, looks like gen 5 has an annual subscription of about $70 for all of the ā€œusefulā€ features where it was built in for the gen 3/4
[2026-06-04 08:50:00] Dave: Iā€™m still tryin to decideā€¦ Iā€™ve been wearing the sizing ring since this morning and itā€™s only mildly annoying
[2026-06-04 09:12:00] Sam Willis: Oooo I love that color though lol. What color would you actually get?
[2026-06-04 09:12:00] Dave: Matte black, obvi
[2026-06-04 09:16:00] Dave: https://www.bestbuy.com/product/oura-ring-5-smart-ring-size-before-you-buy-with-or5-sizing-kit-size-10-stealth-2026/CT296X7JTH Oura Ring 5 Smart Ring Size Before You Buy with OR5 Sizing Kit Size 10 Stealth (2026) JZ90-61620-10 Shop Oura Ring 5 Smart Ring Size Before You Buy with OR5 Sizing Kit Size 10 Stealth (2026) products at Best Buy. Find low everyday prices and buy online for delivery or in-store pick-up. Price Match Guarantee.
[2026-06-04 09:40:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Don't be me little turd. I have them at Black though also also your size 10 it says I'm a size 9, but that seems whack because I feel like when I got married my ring size was like a 7 1/2 so either my fingers got a lot fatter or it's just like different. Also wear mine on my middle fingers. Maybe that's why. I will say the matte black shows scratches, though pretty easily. I mean, you can take a closer look at mine but like shit is scratched, but I also wear mine while I'm working out and like lifting weights because obviously I wanted to pick up my workout and like I know a lot of people know who take it off when they're working out, but I'm like that's the whole motherfucking point having a damn thing. So anyway Happy birthday happy Thursday Happy day with my last ever daily stand-up with douche canoe and I am fucking thrilled and it was so funny hold on a fire. Goodbye. Well, I was like the saddest like porn ever or whatever you know what I'm saying anyway He was like kind of sad again about his stupid last standup and then I was leaving so it was trying to flip from like my Wi-Fi to just like myself and I totally miss like what anybody said after that and time it came back, which was literally like 15 seconds later everybody was already off the call and so I was like yeah nobody gives a shit I am so terrible He has his all hands today too. I wish he'd be on the all hands so you could hear him say yet again how it's kind of sad whatever anyway he's already doing. He's already in a lot of like SCS meetings and all that sort of jazz so yeah My dream about the bear it was one of those dreams that felt like it lasted forever and like it was like kind of sad but me and like a whole bunch of people like my family and I don't know what the event was that we were out like at a cabin somewhere or something, and there was a bear And it was like a younger bear and it was like very scary, but you could tell that it like also wanted to like be a well-behaved bear like it was just scared and anyway this whole dream is like this back-and-forth of like this bear trying to fucking kill us Yet Trying to save it and like it being showing glimpses of it being sweet anyway long story short, we ended up getting it in a trailer like a like a horse trailer But it was like smaller than a horse trailer and my dad was going to drive it to this place Where is like you know a safe place to take it away from people Like new place anyway and like it took us forever to get this bear like loaded up and kept escaping from the fucking trailer. Finally, we get the trailer like hitch on the back of the truck and my dad starts taking off and the fucking bear like tips over the trailer. And runs out and there's a car behind us on the road that like sees all this happen and it's like honking the horn at us like crazy and anyway long story short they got out and ran off and we don't know what happened to it and it was But it felt very real OK very very real in my dream It was a very cute black bear, and it was so scared So anyway All right well there's a stupid AI security so call in 22 minutes I'm gonna listen I'm probably not like honestly I'm so sick of listening to people talk and honestly I'm so sick of fucking AI like I just do I give enough of a shit probably not So the Million people Email me she emailed me this morning and was like OK. Thanks for letting me know that you haven't heard from the executive admin. I'll reach back out today. She's like I know schedules are tough with people out on summer vacation and I haven't responded back yet but I want to be like how do I ask like are you bitch is gonna pay for this or not? Like for me to fucking fly out there so anyway, I don't know. I do not know. How do I ask? Well I love you and I'm sure I'll think of more things to you about here in a bit OK bye
[2026-06-04 09:41:00] Dave: The new matte black doesnā€™t scratch as easy
[2026-06-04 09:41:00] Dave: I think
[2026-06-04 09:41:00] Sam Willis: Oh
[2026-06-04 09:41:00] Dave: No Iā€™m 11
[2026-06-04 09:42:00] Dave: Because it saaaaaaaays
[2026-06-04 09:42:00] Sam Willis: How do you knowwwww
[2026-06-04 09:42:00] Dave: Right?! Why take it off when you workout
[2026-06-04 09:43:00] Dave: Lmao. Fuck Stephen
[2026-06-04 09:45:00] Dave: lolā€¦ cocaine Bear
[2026-06-04 09:47:00] Dave: Hmmm yeah idk how to ask thatā€¦
[2026-06-04 09:48:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Literally with Stephen like I've been making people have said this to him and I just haven't heard but like nobody's been like oh we're gonna miss you so much. It's been you know. Thank you so much for being such a great boss you such a great leader like nothing. Nobody saying that to him it's like so fucking awkward now everybody was just like totally loving on Jeff when he laughed and like legitimately missing Jeff like I do Jeff was great. Nobody's gonna miss Steven not one single person and you know what's sad is like that's sad. I hope somebody misses me whenever I leave. Like you know, do you think people will miss me like people that report to me?
[2026-06-04 09:52:00] Dave: EVRYONE will miss YOU because youā€™re not a little bitch like Stephen
[2026-06-04 09:55:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: No, but like for real, not everyone will miss me but like it's really sad I feel like as a leader if nobody's genuinely going to miss Your leadership your mentorship like that's just fucking sad and so I hope that that's not the case for me. I mean it's really sad when you report somebody in a leave and you're like good riddance thank God. I don't like this is like a new fear unlocked that people copy me but anyway OK, totally change topic but Brandon thing do you think the waves arms around would be easier or harder if he lived in the same city or like do you even think it would be what it is today if you live in the same city or is it waves when I was around because we're long distance? And that's made it more like Workable I don't know what I'm saying. What do you think?
[2026-06-04 10:02:00] Dave: Nobody will think that about you
[2026-06-04 10:02:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-04 10:02:00] Dave: Youā€™re impossible
[2026-06-04 10:03:00] Dave: Yeah i know what youā€™re sayingā€¦
[2026-06-04 10:03:00] Dave: Hmmm idk thatā€™s a good question
[2026-06-04 10:04:00] Dave: And like if we were in the same city, would it have started 4 years ago?
[2026-06-04 10:04:00] Dave: Itā€™s hard to say because I canā€™t imagine it happening any other way ya know
[2026-06-04 10:06:00] Dave: And if that had happened, would it be or have been what it is today - as in would we have developed the bond we have? Because a lot of thatā€¦ perhaps most of that (?)ā€¦ was created over the last 4 years
[2026-06-04 10:08:00] Dave: Jeff and Stephen just walked by. Jeff leading ofc, and Stephen following closely behind holding his little binder up to his chest with his chin poked out like an eager, attentive little assistant šŸ¤­
[2026-06-04 10:34:00] Sam Willis: OK just getting into the office. Then Iā€™ll read the WAA stuff šŸ˜
[2026-06-04 10:34:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha!
[2026-06-04 10:39:00] Sam Willis: Side note - ā€œdown on my kneesā€ activity may be limited next week lol. Bro I can barely get up after I squat down. My knee is a mess šŸ˜­
[2026-06-04 10:39:00] Dave: Youā€™ll go where I put you.
[2026-06-04 10:40:00] Sam Willis: GENTLY
[2026-06-04 10:40:00] Sam Willis: Well then you will pick my ass back up off the ground
[2026-06-04 10:40:00] Dave: Yes. Iā€™ll put you where I want šŸ‘
[2026-06-04 10:42:00] Sam Willis: https://www.tiktok.com/@_thememelab/video/7359461761814400302 TikTok Ā· The Meme Lab 1964 likes, 10 comments. ā€œNEGAN EXCUSE ME | GREEN SCREEN TEMPLATEā€
[2026-06-04 10:42:00] Sam Willis: https://www.tiktok.com/@_thememelab/video/7359461761814400302 TikTok Ā· The Meme Lab 1964 likes, 10 comments. ā€œNEGAN EXCUSE ME | GREEN SCREEN TEMPLATEā€
[2026-06-04 10:58:00] Dave: Itā€™s less of a threat and more of aā€¦ fact
[2026-06-04 11:00:00] Dave: And you and I both know itā€™ll make you wet when I do it šŸ˜šŸ˜˜
[2026-06-04 11:00:00] Sam Willis: Oh Iā€™m wet right now
[2026-06-04 11:00:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-04 11:01:00] Sam Willis: OK also. Total change in gear. But please get a colonoscopy this year
[2026-06-04 11:01:00] Dave: LMAO
[2026-06-04 11:01:00] Sam Willis: Mmmk thank you
[2026-06-04 11:02:00] Sam Willis: Soooooo
[2026-06-04 11:02:00] Sam Willis: If you loved me you would do it lol
[2026-06-04 11:02:00] Dave: Yes, thatā€™s a total change in gear
[2026-06-04 11:02:00] Sam Willis: Youā€™re supposed to start at age 45
[2026-06-04 11:03:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™M SERIOUS!
[2026-06-04 11:03:00] Dave: Iā€™ll consider it more than I ever have. How about that?
[2026-06-04 11:11:00] Sam Willis: There is nothing to consider
[2026-06-04 11:12:00] Dave: Sighā€¦ you know Iā€™m going to do it because you asked šŸ™„
[2026-06-04 11:14:00] Sam Willis: Rememberā€¦I got on antidepressants for you
[2026-06-04 11:14:00] Dave: Whatever
[2026-06-04 11:14:00] Sam Willis: Thank you
[2026-06-04 11:14:00] Sam Willis: Good.
[2026-06-04 11:14:00] Sam Willis: šŸ˜‚
[2026-06-04 11:14:00] Sam Willis: ā¤ļø
[2026-06-04 11:15:00] Dave: Getting a huge camera tube shoved waaaaaay up my butt is the least I could do šŸ˜’
[2026-06-04 11:15:00] Sam Willis: You wonā€™t even be awake
[2026-06-04 11:15:00] Dave: šŸ˜œ
[2026-06-04 11:16:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-04 11:16:00] Dave: But Iā€™ll know, OK?!
[2026-06-04 11:16:00] Dave: Actually
[2026-06-04 11:16:00] Sam Willis: This is nothing compared to hip surgery
[2026-06-04 11:16:00] Dave: But Iā€™ll know, OK?!
[2026-06-04 11:16:00] Sam Willis: Meh Iā€™ve had stuff up my ass too. Same same. Welcome to the club.
[2026-06-04 11:17:00] Dave: WITH MY SOUL WIFE SAM WILLIS
[2026-06-04 11:17:00] Dave: People looked
[2026-06-04 11:17:00] Sam Willis: ā€œDonā€™t mind me. Just over here talking about butt stuffā€
[2026-06-04 11:18:00] Dave: THAT YOU ALL KNOW
[2026-06-04 11:18:00] Dave: GUESS WHAT WERE BOTH ON PTO NEXT WEEK šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜
[2026-06-04 11:21:00] Dave: Who would ever make that connection
[2026-06-04 11:21:00] Dave: Nah
[2026-06-04 11:21:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-04 11:21:00] Sam Willis: We are so obvious šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø
[2026-06-04 11:39:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-04 11:39:00] Sam Willis: Oh hell
[2026-06-04 11:42:00] Sam Willis: Me. Auditor brain
[2026-06-04 11:42:00] Sam Willis: Me. Auditor brain
[2026-06-04 12:00:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™m on camera and my boobs look good and that makes me very happy lol
[2026-06-04 12:00:00] Dave: Omg take a screenshot!!
[2026-06-04 12:01:00] Dave: Or just send me a photo
[2026-06-04 12:01:00] Dave: God I canā€™t wait to get ahold of your tits šŸ¤¤
[2026-06-04 12:02:00] Dave: Mmmm and your ass!
[2026-06-04 12:05:00] Sam Willis: But youā€™re offline. Bc you suck.
[2026-06-04 12:05:00] Dave: ā€¦using handfuls of ass to work your tight pussy up and down my cock šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ
[2026-06-04 12:05:00] Sam Willis: I pinged you a pic lol
[2026-06-04 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm
[2026-06-04 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Goddddd
[2026-06-04 12:50:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, finally reading what you said about his arms around earlier So sorry I'm stretching that's a good point like if we had lived in the same city, but this has started a long time ago and I almost think like yes because Juliette wasn't even living in Dallas yet and I was single And like, yeah, there's a very real possibility. Something could've happened like within the first six months of knowing each other. And like a part of me thinks oh it wouldn't have been like as much of like what it is now, but I don't know because I feel like at that time we were both like pretty emotionally dependent on each other. Maybe not even fully realizing, but I think that we were. And so I think if we would've added a physical aspect to it at that time I don't know, man It probably wouldn't have been good Like a good situation, I don't know Interesting
[2026-06-04 12:52:00] Dave: Youā€™re rightā€¦ it wouldā€™ve been GREAT
[2026-06-04 12:54:00] Sam Willis: I think it would have beenā€¦more dangerous than it is now. lol
[2026-06-04 12:54:00] Sam Willis: More risky
[2026-06-04 12:55:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™m going to cum all over your cock šŸ„µ
[2026-06-04 12:55:00] Sam Willis: God I just canā€™t even fucking waitā€¦.
[2026-06-04 12:55:00] Sam Willis: God I just canā€™t even fucking waitā€¦.
[2026-06-04 13:01:00] Dave: I know!! I canā€™t fucking wait šŸ˜±
[2026-06-04 13:02:00] Dave: Mmmm your big titties are popping!
[2026-06-04 13:03:00] Sam Willis: I do not have big titties. Lmaoooo
[2026-06-04 13:03:00] Sam Willis: Like no one would EVER say that about little miss B cup šŸ˜‚
[2026-06-04 13:04:00] Sam Willis: And full!
[2026-06-04 13:04:00] Sam Willis: Buttt they do look like nice and round!! lol
[2026-06-04 13:05:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-04 13:05:00] Sam Willis: Not as retarded as you
[2026-06-04 13:05:00] Dave: Youā€™re retarded
[2026-06-04 13:05:00] Sam Willis: You do have a big dick!!!
[2026-06-04 13:05:00] Dave: Hey! I didnā€™t protest when you said something about my ā€œbigā€ dick the other day
[2026-06-04 13:06:00] Dave: But thanks
[2026-06-04 13:06:00] Dave: Youā€™re cute
[2026-06-04 13:16:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-06-04 13:16:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-06-04 13:18:00] Dave: And I love you!!
[2026-06-04 13:19:00] Sam Willis: Oh Iā€™m so applying!!!
[2026-06-04 13:19:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-04 13:19:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-04 13:20:00] Dave: Iā€™m still wearing the ring
[2026-06-04 13:20:00] Dave: Still on the fence though
[2026-06-04 13:21:00] Dave: I could go get one RIGHT now
[2026-06-04 13:21:00] Dave: But thatā€™s a big commitment to wearing a fucking a ring
[2026-06-04 13:33:00] Sam Willis: Had to get off camera while Stephen talks on his last all hands
[2026-06-04 13:33:00] Sam Willis: So I didnā€™t roll my eyes
[2026-06-04 13:33:00] Sam Willis: That anyone can see, anyway
[2026-06-04 13:36:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-04 13:38:00] Sam Willis: I feel like his tongue is too big
[2026-06-04 13:38:00] Sam Willis: Also. His mouth bothers me
[2026-06-04 13:39:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-06-04 13:39:00] Dave: I love when you do it
[2026-06-04 13:39:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-04 13:39:00] Dave: Iā€™ve never noticed
[2026-06-04 13:39:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™m going to hell. Itā€™s fine.
[2026-06-04 13:39:00] Sam Willis: And thereā€™s no upper lip
[2026-06-04 13:39:00] Sam Willis: It makes me happy to pick him apart
[2026-06-04 13:39:00] Dave: Wtf
[2026-06-04 13:40:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-04 14:03:00] Sam Willis: WHERE IS THE SHIFT?!?
[2026-06-04 14:03:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-04 14:03:00] Sam Willis: I keep reading shit like this but letā€™s gooooooo!!
[2026-06-04 14:07:00] Dave: It says something deep sooooā€¦ maybe Iā€™ll find it next week šŸ˜
[2026-06-04 14:13:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-04 14:14:00] Sam Willis: Oh that reminds me. I might have to have a fence contractor here while youā€™re here. We shall see. Not that that really impacts anything.
[2026-06-04 14:22:00] Dave: Can we leave a window or curtain open where he might be able to see you give me a blowjob?
[2026-06-04 14:23:00] Sam Willis: I donā€™t own curtains and way too hot for windows open but we can leave blinds open šŸ¤Ŗ
[2026-06-04 14:38:00] Dave: Yeah yeahā€¦ But you got the idea šŸ˜
[2026-06-04 15:09:00] Dave: Thatā€™s convenient
[2026-06-04 15:09:00] Sam Willis: OK Midland called. Schedules are insane so they said fuck it and Iā€™m just going to do virtual interviews. I have 3 more to do. Fml. Jeff, Claire (CFO), and then the Chief People Officer. So waiting on those to be scheduled.
[2026-06-04 15:12:00] Sam Willis: So Iā€™ll probably have fucking interviews while youā€™re here. Sigh
[2026-06-04 15:17:00] Dave: Thatā€™s fine! They wonā€™t take that long
[2026-06-04 15:44:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Whatever happened to the other role on your guys's team like has that ever been posted the role technically the Chris had like what's the status of that?
[2026-06-04 15:47:00] Sam Willis: Itā€™s almost 2!
[2026-06-04 15:47:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-06-04 15:47:00] Sam Willis: Pool guy is coming soon ish
[2026-06-04 15:47:00] Dave: I know itā€™s approved but Iā€™m not sure what the status is
[2026-06-04 15:47:00] Dave: And are you already oyw home??1
[2026-06-04 15:47:00] Dave: Look at you!!
[2026-06-04 15:48:00] Dave: Yeah you have been creeping up earlier and earlier
[2026-06-04 15:48:00] Sam Willis: Going out to eat?
[2026-06-04 15:48:00] Sam Willis: Why not
[2026-06-04 15:48:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to tonight?
[2026-06-04 15:48:00] Dave: Meh
[2026-06-04 15:48:00] Dave: Nah I donā€™t think so
[2026-06-04 15:48:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™ve been leaving between 1-2 lately, I feel
[2026-06-04 15:49:00] Dave: No reason
[2026-06-04 15:49:00] Sam Willis: Yes there is!! For some fucking cake!!
[2026-06-04 15:49:00] Sam Willis: Have they asked you to yet?
[2026-06-04 15:49:00] Dave: Juliet asked me what I wanted to do for my bday a day or two ago and I said: meh.. nothing really
[2026-06-04 15:50:00] Dave: Idk.. I honestly donā€™t really feel like it
[2026-06-04 15:50:00] Sam Willis: Otherwise, whatcha been up to?
[2026-06-04 15:50:00] Dave: Researching boxing gyms actually lol
[2026-06-04 15:50:00] Sam Willis: Lemme know lol
[2026-06-04 15:50:00] Sam Willis: Youā€™ll probably still go somewhere.
[2026-06-04 15:51:00] Dave: (Heā€™s doing boxing now)
[2026-06-04 15:51:00] Dave: And talking to an old buddy I used to do bjj with.
[2026-06-04 15:51:00] Dave: So that made me think about itā€¦ and turns out thereā€™s a boxing gym, small, veteran owned, like 3 miles away
[2026-06-04 15:55:00] Dave: durr
[2026-06-04 15:58:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: You should so do boxing and that won't be as bad on your head because you won't be rolling around on the freaking floor. That'll be fun 3 miles away that are owned. I love it. How much is it? You need to look into it right now that's fine. Did you start researching the boxing gyms because you were talking to him or Were you searching boxing gyms and then you decided to talk to him?
[2026-06-04 16:01:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, so actually My old, stupid fat piece of shit buddy. Stupid Anthony texted me to say happy birthday and. Then we talked for a little while and then he told this other guy Justin that it was my birthday, so Justin texted me and we haven't kept in touch. We were pretty close but we haven't really kept in touch. Since then, but him and stupid Anthony actually have and like they go to see each other and shit So Justin was saying that he has started boxing recently and that's what made me think about it so yeah I don't know how much it cost because the website doesn't work, which is Indicative of a small gym, which is good because that's what I want a small gym but it would be nice to get something other than what he's got on Google maps which is like all five star reviews so it looks like a good place
[2026-06-04 16:08:00] Sam Willis: Are you going to tell him lol
[2026-06-04 16:08:00] Sam Willis: I bet the boxing place is a great place!
[2026-06-04 16:08:00] Dave: Iā€™m mildly excited about it
[2026-06-04 16:08:00] Sam Willis: Are you going to tell him lol
[2026-06-04 16:08:00] Dave: No
[2026-06-04 16:08:00] Sam Willis: Does stupid Anthony know youā€™ll be in Phoenix lol
[2026-06-04 16:11:00] Dave: Nahā€¦ I thought about it but itā€™s probably best to not. He doesnā€™t know about you. And Iā€™m not about to sacrifice any of OUR time to like, go hang out with him or whatever.
[2026-06-04 16:11:00] Dave: Nahā€¦ I thought about it but itā€™s probably best to not. He doesnā€™t know about you. And Iā€™m not about to sacrifice any of OUR time to like, go hang out with him or whatever.
[2026-06-04 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Did you get in a nap today?
[2026-06-04 16:29:00] Dave: No šŸ˜­
[2026-06-04 16:30:00] Sam Willis: šŸ˜©šŸ˜©
[2026-06-04 16:31:00] Dave: Right??
[2026-06-04 16:32:00] Dave: And now itā€™s too late
[2026-06-04 16:32:00] Dave: Guess Iā€™ll be going to bed at SEVEN tonight lol
[2026-06-04 16:32:00] Sam Willis: Were you just not tired before?
[2026-06-04 16:33:00] Sam Willis: That sounds legit amazing lol
[2026-06-04 16:42:00] Dave: Itā€™ll be even more amazing when I do it with you in 5 daaaaays
[2026-06-04 16:42:00] Dave: Ahhhhhhh!!
[2026-06-04 16:44:00] Sam Willis: Ahhhhhhh!!!!
[2026-06-04 17:03:00] Sam Willis: Less than 5 days!!
[2026-06-04 17:03:00] Sam Willis: Eeeee!!!!
[2026-06-04 17:05:00] Sam Willis: You know what i reallllyyyy wanna do??
[2026-06-04 17:05:00] Dave: What?
[2026-06-04 17:05:00] Dave: Kennel them!!!
[2026-06-04 17:05:00] Sam Willis: I know the dogs wonā€™t let me
[2026-06-04 17:05:00] Dave: Heheh
[2026-06-04 17:05:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™m going to attempt to take a nap šŸ˜©
[2026-06-04 17:05:00] Sam Willis: šŸ’¦šŸ’¦
[2026-06-04 17:05:00] Dave: Good luck babydoll
[2026-06-04 17:06:00] Sam Willis: Your stupid stupid celibacy
[2026-06-04 17:06:00] Sam Willis: Ugh
[2026-06-04 17:06:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-04 17:06:00] Dave: You looooove it
[2026-06-04 17:06:00] Dave: You better not though!
[2026-06-04 17:06:00] Sam Willis: I hate it
[2026-06-04 17:06:00] Sam Willis: Abstinence actually. Not celibacy
[2026-06-04 17:06:00] Dave: I was thinking that earlier
[2026-06-04 17:06:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-04 17:06:00] Dave: You love it
[2026-06-04 17:07:00] Sam Willis: Torture
[2026-06-04 17:07:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-04 17:07:00] Dave: Because you know what the release is šŸ˜ˆ
[2026-06-04 17:07:00] Sam Willis: Itā€™s the worst idea weā€™ve ever had
[2026-06-04 17:07:00] Sam Willis: I 10% like it. Anyway. Byeeeee. I love you
[2026-06-04 17:07:00] Dave: You loooove the build up
[2026-06-04 17:08:00] Dave: Iā€™m so hard ugh
[2026-06-04 17:08:00] Dave: Byyyyye
[2026-06-04 17:11:00] Sam Willis: Btw. I scheduled 1 interview for next Monday but then Iā€™ll have the final 2 next Friday. At 9am and 11am šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
[2026-06-04 17:57:00] Sam Willis: Okkkkk I guess I should get up šŸ˜­
[2026-06-04 18:12:00] Dave: How was the nap
[2026-06-04 18:13:00] Sam Willis: It was decent.
[2026-06-04 18:17:00] Sam Willis: Now Iā€™m watching the new Michael Jackson documentary
[2026-06-04 18:17:00] Sam Willis: I started watching it last night. Sick fuck.
[2026-06-04 18:20:00] Dave: How is it?
[2026-06-04 18:20:00] Dave: Is itā€¦.
[2026-06-04 18:21:00] Sam Willis: I was looking up one too
[2026-06-04 18:21:00] Dave: Niiiiiight
[2026-06-04 18:21:00] Dave: Just a thrillerrrrrrr
[2026-06-04 18:21:00] Dave: Innnnnn
[2026-06-04 18:21:00] Dave: Thaaaaa
[2026-06-04 18:21:00] Sam Willis: Good so far. I think itā€™s 3 episodes total
[2026-06-04 18:21:00] Sam Willis: Omg
[2026-06-04 18:21:00] Dave: Same brain
[2026-06-04 18:21:00] Sam Willis: LOL!
[2026-06-04 18:21:00] Sam Willis: Get out
[2026-06-04 18:21:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-04 18:21:00] Dave: Yessss
[2026-06-04 18:23:00] Sam Willis: Did you ever watch Leaving Neverland from several years back?
[2026-06-04 18:25:00] Sam Willis: That one was really really good from what I remember, but this is more from the perspective of the lawyers. Iā€™m digging it.
[2026-06-04 18:27:00] Dave: Yeah I did watch that one
[2026-06-04 18:28:00] Sam Willis: This one is all about the actual child molestation charges. God heā€™s so scary looking
[2026-06-04 18:29:00] Dave: Thatā€™s ā€œMichael Jacksonā€ in my mind
[2026-06-04 18:29:00] Sam Willis: Bc he used to be soooooooo attractive!!
[2026-06-04 18:29:00] Sam Willis: I kind of didnā€™t realize I was only like 15 at the time of all this lol
[2026-06-04 18:30:00] Dave: Thatā€™s a whole South Park episode about it thatā€™s hilarious
[2026-06-04 18:30:00] Sam Willis: Right?!? šŸ˜
[2026-06-04 18:30:00] Sam Willis: Right?!? šŸ˜
[2026-06-04 18:30:00] Dave: Actually I think there are a couple
[2026-06-04 18:32:00] Sam Willis: Oh Iā€™m sure šŸ˜‚
[2026-06-04 18:37:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-04 18:38:00] Dave: We havenā€™t done one of those in a while!
[2026-06-04 18:38:00] Sam Willis: Non-sexual
[2026-06-04 18:39:00] Dave: Or something we havenā€™t done together but maybe one of us has done
[2026-06-04 18:39:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-04 18:39:00] Dave: Like something neither of us have ever done before?
[2026-06-04 18:41:00] Sam Willis: This
[2026-06-04 18:41:00] Sam Willis: This
[2026-06-04 18:41:00] Dave: Wrestling
[2026-06-04 18:41:00] Sam Willis: Heheh each other?
[2026-06-04 18:41:00] Sam Willis: Or this
[2026-06-04 18:41:00] Dave: Because going shooting is one
[2026-06-04 18:41:00] Sam Willis: Or this
[2026-06-04 18:41:00] Dave: Yeah, durr
[2026-06-04 18:41:00] Sam Willis: Heheh each other?
[2026-06-04 18:42:00] Sam Willis: šŸ¤­
[2026-06-04 18:42:00] Sam Willis: šŸ¤­
[2026-06-04 18:42:00] Sam Willis: Well it could be to GO to a wrestling match together! Lol
[2026-06-04 18:42:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-04 18:42:00] Dave: You go first
[2026-06-04 18:42:00] Sam Willis: Fine lol
[2026-06-04 18:42:00] Dave: Can we do a sexual one too?
[2026-06-04 18:42:00] Sam Willis: Fine lol
[2026-06-04 18:43:00] Sam Willis: Mine would beā€¦..Iā€™d love to like hang out like with Candace and Suneal and us. Like for one night live in fantasy land like we were an actual couple šŸ„ŗ
[2026-06-04 18:43:00] Sam Willis: Mine would beā€¦..Iā€™d love to like hang out like with Candace and Suneal and us. Like for one night live in fantasy land like we were an actual couple šŸ„ŗ
[2026-06-04 18:43:00] Dave: Oooh I love that
[2026-06-04 18:46:00] Dave: Now whatā€™s your sexual one
[2026-06-04 18:46:00] Dave: Thatā€™s potentially doable to
[2026-06-04 18:47:00] Sam Willis: No you do the sexual one first bc you wanted it!
[2026-06-04 18:47:00] Sam Willis: Pulling the bday card on me
[2026-06-04 18:47:00] Sam Willis: We have a long list for that though already lol
[2026-06-04 18:47:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha oh you asshole
[2026-06-04 18:47:00] Dave: You do it
[2026-06-04 18:47:00] Dave: Itā€™s my birthday
[2026-06-04 18:49:00] Sam Willis: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/amplecomposednyala Anal Anal Play Double Anal Double Penetration First Anal Porn | RedGIFs
[2026-06-04 18:49:00] Sam Willis: This is still pretty much at the top of my list
[2026-06-04 18:50:00] Dave: Mmmmm yess
[2026-06-04 18:50:00] Dave: Me too actually
[2026-06-04 18:51:00] Sam Willis: šŸ„µ
[2026-06-04 18:51:00] Sam Willis: Yasssss!! Iā€™m pretty sure I have twister too!!
[2026-06-04 18:51:00] Dave: But mine for this is naked twister
[2026-06-04 18:52:00] Dave: Shut up
[2026-06-04 18:57:00] Sam Willis: For real. Iā€™m pool now with the dogs but Iā€™ll confirm when we go back inside ā¤ļø
[2026-06-04 19:15:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-04 19:15:00] Sam Willis: Hehehehe
[2026-06-04 19:33:00] Dave: Watching the mj thing
[2026-06-04 19:33:00] Dave: God itā€™s so weird
[2026-06-04 19:33:00] Dave: And awkward
[2026-06-04 19:33:00] Sam Willis: Yassss! I just started episode 2.
[2026-06-04 19:34:00] Dave: And omg his facial hair and plastic surgery
[2026-06-04 19:34:00] Sam Willis: I donā€™t care what ppl think. Dude is not right.
[2026-06-04 19:34:00] Sam Willis: Yea, like nothing earth shattering or new, but just I had forgotten how fucking cringe he was
[2026-06-04 19:35:00] Sam Willis: šŸ¤®
[2026-06-04 19:36:00] Sam Willis: I know. Thatā€™s how I felt when watching Leaving Neverland
[2026-06-04 19:36:00] Sam Willis: end of it, I was so so disgusted
[2026-06-04 19:36:00] Dave: It really kinda hurts me to watch because he was such an idol for me growing up
[2026-06-04 19:52:00] Dave: Fuuuuck
[2026-06-04 19:52:00] Dave: I just watched this a couple times and I cannot fucking wait to get you like this šŸ„µ
[2026-06-04 19:52:00] Dave: I just watched this a couple times and I cannot fucking wait to get you like this šŸ„µ
[2026-06-04 19:52:00] Sam Willis: I knowwwww šŸ«  šŸ«£
[2026-06-04 19:52:00] Dave: Fuuuuck
[2026-06-04 19:54:00] Dave: Iā€™m so glad thatā€™s at the top of your list too šŸ˜šŸ¤­
[2026-06-04 19:54:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-04 19:56:00] Dave: MJs house was weird af tooā€¦ like itā€™s obviously very nice but it was so cluttered withā€¦ idekā€¦ justā€¦ stuff
[2026-06-04 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Like clown shit
[2026-06-04 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Yes!! Agreed
[2026-06-04 19:57:00] Sam Willis: Child toys. Weird shit.
[2026-06-04 20:01:00] Dave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV5063fjZ6I South park(nice) #southpark
[2026-06-04 20:01:00] Dave: Lmaoā€¦ I was looking for something else but this is pretty funny to
[2026-06-04 20:03:00] Sam Willis: God South Park is so dumb lol
[2026-06-04 20:21:00] Dave: Just started episode 2
[2026-06-04 20:25:00] Sam Willis: Just started episode 3
[2026-06-04 20:28:00] Sam Willis: Baby
[2026-06-04 20:28:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™m going to be so fat when you see me
[2026-06-04 20:30:00] Dave: The thing about MJ is that he grew up so famous and under such a strict regime that he never actually grew up psychologically. So that kinda makes it hard for me to judge him like a normal person..
[2026-06-04 20:30:00] Dave: 1. I just saw your body on camera Monday and, no, you arenā€™t šŸ™„
[2026-06-04 20:30:00] Sam Willis: I love your empathy
[2026-06-04 20:30:00] Dave: 1. I just saw your body on camera Monday and, no, you arenā€™t šŸ™„
[2026-06-04 20:31:00] Dave: And 2. Iā€™m going to be fatter than youā€™ve ever seen me. In fact Iā€™m regretting the naked twister idea now lol
[2026-06-04 20:31:00] Sam Willis: Lmfaoooooo
[2026-06-04 20:31:00] Dave: And 2. Iā€™m going to be fatter than youā€™ve ever seen me. In fact Iā€™m regretting the naked twister idea now lol
[2026-06-04 20:31:00] Sam Willis: I get why he was the way he was
[2026-06-04 20:31:00] Sam Willis: But it doesnā€™t excuse the behavior
[2026-06-04 20:32:00] Dave: Hehehehe
[2026-06-04 20:32:00] Sam Willis: Wait I have to pause the show bc Iā€™m laughing so hard
[2026-06-04 20:32:00] Sam Willis: Yes. Like I canā€™t stop eating. And Iā€™m drinking alcohol. Sigh.
[2026-06-04 20:32:00] Sam Willis: Yes. Like I canā€™t stop eating. And Iā€™m drinking alcohol. Sigh.
[2026-06-04 20:32:00] Dave: Please. Keep it baby
[2026-06-04 20:32:00] Dave: Please. Keep it baby
[2026-06-04 20:33:00] Sam Willis: My only thought with the naked twister idea is that I want to be pretty fresh out the shower if youā€™re going to have all of my crevices up in your face šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
[2026-06-04 20:33:00] Dave: Lmao I thought the exact same thing šŸ¤­
[2026-06-04 20:33:00] Dave: In fact, I bet you CANā€™T gain another 5 šŸ˜Œ
[2026-06-04 20:33:00] Dave: In fact, I bet you CANā€™T gain another 5 šŸ˜Œ
[2026-06-04 20:34:00] Dave: Bullshit
[2026-06-04 20:34:00] Sam Willis: Lmao
[2026-06-04 20:34:00] Dave: Pussy
[2026-06-04 20:34:00] Dave: You canā€™t
[2026-06-04 20:34:00] Sam Willis: Yes. I can.
[2026-06-04 20:34:00] Sam Willis: Yes. I can.
[2026-06-04 20:36:00] Sam Willis: So cringe
[2026-06-04 20:36:00] Dave: Omg Iā€™ve been wondering what that last supper painting over the bed was lol
[2026-06-04 20:37:00] Sam Willis: And the fucking glittered bedding?!?
[2026-06-04 20:37:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-06-04 20:38:00] Sam Willis: lol calm down
[2026-06-04 20:38:00] Dave: Like it was a Diddy party
[2026-06-04 20:38:00] Dave: What if we did naked baby oil twister?
[2026-06-04 20:38:00] Dave: What if we did naked baby oil twister?
[2026-06-04 20:38:00] Dave: Like it was a Diddy party
[2026-06-04 20:39:00] Sam Willis: šŸ˜­
[2026-06-04 20:39:00] Sam Willis: Thatā€™d be a messy disaster šŸ˜‚
[2026-06-04 20:39:00] Sam Willis: I just ate like half a
[2026-06-04 20:40:00] Dave: Donā€™t do that!
[2026-06-04 20:40:00] Dave: What kind? From where?
[2026-06-04 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Frozen
[2026-06-04 20:40:00] Sam Willis: No way. Iā€™m gonna throw up
[2026-06-04 20:40:00] Dave: Pussy
[2026-06-04 20:40:00] Dave: Finish it
[2026-06-04 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Just a Costco pepperoni one
[2026-06-04 20:40:00] Dave: Drink some chocolate milk and go right to bed!
[2026-06-04 20:41:00] Sam Willis: Itā€™ll be comfy
[2026-06-04 20:41:00] Sam Willis: I think imma do that
[2026-06-04 20:41:00] Sam Willis: Can I leave a shirt on?
[2026-06-04 20:41:00] Sam Willis: Like I donā€™t even want you to see me naked
[2026-06-04 20:42:00] Dave: And I you
[2026-06-04 20:42:00] Dave: Iā€™m sure weā€™ll both still think each are hot af
[2026-06-04 20:42:00] Dave: Trust me, youā€™ll feel much better when you see me
[2026-06-04 20:42:00] Sam Willis: Oh Iā€™ll definitely think you are hott AF
[2026-06-04 20:42:00] Sam Willis: lol shut up
[2026-06-04 20:43:00] Dave: Weā€™ll be fine
[2026-06-04 20:45:00] Sam Willis: I canā€™t wait
[2026-06-04 20:47:00] Sam Willis: Iā€™m so sad we canā€™t get high
[2026-06-04 20:47:00] Sam Willis: Bc having a hangover is gonna suckkkkk
[2026-06-04 20:47:00] Dave: Me either
[2026-06-04 20:49:00] Dave: Yeah that does suck
[2026-06-04 20:50:00] Dave: Too bad you donā€™t know how long it takes for it to get out of your system
[2026-06-04 20:50:00] Dave: Or if theyā€™d even sweat you for thc
[2026-06-04 20:50:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-06-04 20:51:00] Sam Willis: But itā€™s not worth the risk
[2026-06-04 20:51:00] Dave: I came back negative a week afterwards
[2026-06-04 20:51:00] Dave: I had to get tested for my adderall prescription
[2026-06-04 20:52:00] Dave: Negative
[2026-06-04 20:52:00] Sam Willis: I remember you going
[2026-06-04 20:52:00] Dave: I got the test myself
[2026-06-04 20:52:00] Sam Willis: Do you knowwww it was negative? Or just not enough for them to care?
[2026-06-04 20:52:00] Dave: I know he doesnā€™t care about thc so idgaf but still, good to know
[2026-06-04 20:53:00] Dave: The results. Before he looked at it mean.
[2026-06-04 21:01:00] Sam Willis: This trial is giving me anxiety. Prosecutors are fucking shit uppp
[2026-06-04 21:02:00] Dave: Yeah Iā€™m at the part where they just started cross examining the kid
[2026-06-04 21:08:00] Dave: Alright babydoll
[2026-06-04 21:09:00] Sam Willis: Bed time!?
[2026-06-04 21:10:00] Sam Willis: šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ
[2026-06-04 21:10:00] Dave: Iā€™m gonna watch the thriller video and then go to bed to dream about eating your pussy super slowly - licking everything BUT your clit until youā€™re positively drippingā€¦
[2026-06-04 21:10:00] Sam Willis: Whyyyyyy are you killing meeeee!!!
[2026-06-04 21:11:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-04 21:11:00] Sam Willis: I love you so much. So so excited to see you. Make out with you. Have your tongue in my mouth and all over my body šŸ„µšŸ„µ
[2026-06-04 21:11:00] Sam Willis: Happy birthday baby šŸ„°
[2026-06-04 21:12:00] Dave: I know Iā€™m so excited to touch you
[2026-06-04 21:12:00] Sam Willis: Sweet, sweet dreams
[2026-06-04 21:12:00] Dave: Nite nite baby
[2026-06-04 21:12:00] Sam Willis: I knowwwww eeeee!!! Iā€™m so so excited to have our bodies together again ā¤ļøā¤ļø
[2026-06-04 21:12:00] Dave: I love you so so much
[2026-06-04 21:12:00] Sam Willis: I knowwwww eeeee!!! Iā€™m so so excited to have our bodies together again ā¤ļøā¤ļø

(missing Obey)

(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW Thursday brought playful teasing and a sexually charged mood that intensified as the day progressed. The standout theme was their excited anticipation of being together physically, with vivid discussions of fantasies and plans.

TOPIC INVENTORY - Oura Ring: Dave is considering buying one, unsure about the subscription and its necessity. Heā€™s wearing the sizing ring and finds it mildly annoying. - Emotional register: Hesitant, pragmatic. - Notable quote: "I'm gonna give it a chance. I just realized they were at the ordering like oh yeah."

  • Work: Discussed a train blocking the road, Daveā€™s distaste for jewelry, and the idea of a subscription service for the Oura Ring.

  • Emotional register: Annoyed, dismissive, contemplative.

  • Birthday: Sam wished Dave a happy birthday, offering playful and sexually charged birthday wishes.

  • Emotional register: Playful, affectionate, teasing.

  • Sleep Habits: Dave mentioned going to bed before 9 and Sam discussed her desire to nap and their upcoming plans to sleep in.

  • Emotional register: Relaxed, dreaming.

  • Dream about a Bear: Sam shared a detailed dream about trying to catch a bear, feeling it was very real and sad.

  • Emotional register: Thoughtful, emotional.

  • Health: Sam encouraged Dave to get a colonoscopy, teasing him about it.

  • Emotional register: Playful, concerned.

  • Work Colleagues: They discussed their disdain for a colleague named Stephen, finding his departure not being mourned as amusing.

  • Emotional register: Dismissive, amused.

  • Relationship Dynamics: They pondered if their relationship would have started earlier if they lived in the same city and agreed it might have been more dangerous.

  • Emotional register: Reflective, speculative.

  • Physical Act: Dave and Sam discussed their desire for physical intimacy, with vivid descriptions of their fantasies and plans.

  • Emotional register: Excited, anticipatory, flirtatious.

  • Movie/TV: They watched and discussed a Michael Jackson documentary, sharing their thoughts on his past and the documentary's content.

  • Emotional register: Thoughtful, critical, amused.

  • Activities: They talked about potential activities for when they meet, including non-sexual and sexual activities, expressing excitement and anticipation.

  • Emotional register: Excited, playful, anticipatory.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave and Sam discussed their excitement and anticipation for their upcoming physical reunion, sharing fantasies and teasing each other. - Sam initiated the conversation with a birthday message that included a sexually charged offer. - They described specific sexual acts, scenarios, and physical sensations, using explicit language.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave and Sam played with a tease-and-lure dynamic, with Sam leading the flirting and Dave responding with playful banter. - There was a clear sense of longing and anticipation, with Sam expressing frustration at not being able to be together. - Both expressed deep affection and love, with Sam particularly emphasizing her excitement and longing for their reunion.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine I'm off to work" ā€” Dave, starting the day. - "Happy birthday baby!" ā€” Sam, initiating the birthday wishes. - "I'm so excited to have our bodies together again" ā€” Sam, expressing her longing. - "God I canā€™t wait to get ahold of your tits" ā€” Dave, sharing his excitement. - "Pulling the bday card on me" ā€” Sam, playful banter. - "I'm going to cum all over your cock" ā€” Sam, expressing her excitement.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Daveā€™s consideration of buying the Oura Ring. - Their plans and fantasies for their upcoming days together. - Samā€™s pending interviews that may interrupt their plans. - Their shared excitement and anticipation for their physical reunion.

MOOD MAP excited anticipation ā†’ playful teasing ā†’ sexually charged ā†’ tender and affectionate ā†’ excited anticipation

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    480

    192.9 more; previous daily average 287.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    32

    3.6 more; previous daily average 28.4 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 236 Ā· 49% 244 Ā· 51%
Average reply time 1m 28s (n=129) 1m 59s (n=129)
Conversation starts 1 of 1 Ā· 100% 0 of 1 Ā· 0%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 28s (n=129). 40% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 28s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 498 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 1m 59s (n=129). 28% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 46s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 495 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 30.0 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 70.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 10 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 8m 58s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 99.4%. This is the former ā€˜High Velocityā€™ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Message volume: 67% higher than the previous daily average of 287.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
Conversation rhythm

Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.

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08:0063
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18:0073
19:0024
20:0079
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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 480 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor97 Ā· 20%
Status update94 Ā· 20%
Frustration43 Ā· 9%
Excitement35 Ā· 7%
Affection34 Ā· 7%

All other signals

Flirting28 Ā· 6%
Vulnerability28 Ā· 6%
Emotional support23 Ā· 5%
Sexting20 Ā· 4%
Checking in16 Ā· 3%
Planning16 Ā· 3%
Deep sharing11 Ā· 2%
Appreciation10 Ā· 2%
Boundary setting8 Ā· 2%
Disagreement8 Ā· 2%
Encouragement8 Ā· 2%
Request8 Ā· 2%
Passive aggression6 Ā· 1%
Unmet need2 Ā· 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Humor (56), Status update (46), Flirting (18), Affection (17), Frustration (16)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (48), Humor (41), Frustration (27), Excitement (23), Affection (17)

Tension and positive follow-ups

30 of 45 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (67%).

15 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 12s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 45 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 Ā· 1 tension-signaled message(s) Ā· Passive aggression

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Wish I could smother you in kisses today

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Mmmm

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end Ā· Ā· Dave

    I meanā€¦ as if youā€™d be waking me up

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ¤¤

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can do that too!

Episode 2 Ā· 1 tension-signaled message(s) Ā· Frustration

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Weā€™ll probably be losing some fluids

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Hmph

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Probably?!?

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ’Æ

  5. Positive follow-up Ā· Ā· Dave

    Is that better lol

Episode 3 Ā· 2 tension-signaled message(s) Ā· Disagreement, Frustration

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    You donā€™t wear the Oura ring on your ring finger

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can wear it wherever

  3. Tension signal Episode start Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    It matters!!

  4. Tension signal Episode end Ā· Ā· Dave

    Maybe your old versionā€¦ but on the 5 it literally says any finger that it fits snuggly on

  5. Positive follow-up Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Well you bougie bitch lol

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

432 of 480 messages (90.0%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 220 / 236 93.2%
Sam Willis 212 / 244 86.9%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.77
Appreciation 0.74
Boundary setting 0.75
Checking in 0.66
Deep sharing 0.67
Disagreement 0.68
Emotional support 0.71
Encouragement 0.68
Excitement 0.78
Flirting 0.82
Frustration 0.63
Humor 0.70
Passive aggression 0.63
Planning 0.71
Request 0.66
Sexting 0.90
Status update 0.62
Unmet need 0.60
Vulnerability 0.66
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 07:42:02
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 34 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to work going to the office Feel pretty good though like this go to bed before 9 o'clock thing I thought going to bed at nine was nice but Going to bed before a little better Oā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Happy birthday baby! šŸ˜

  3. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And wake you up with a birthday blowjob

score 0.85 Ā· confidence 0.765

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to work going to the office Feel pretty good though like this go to bed before 9 o'clock thing I thought going to bed at nine was nice but Going to bed before a little better Oā€¦

  2. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Happy birthday baby! šŸ˜

  3. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And wake you up with a birthday blowjob

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Thank you!!

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Happy birthday baby! šŸ˜

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And wake you up with a birthday blowjob

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Thank you!!

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And cuddle you so tight

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can +interest in just a few days!!

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Happy birthday baby! šŸ˜

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And wake you up with a birthday blowjob

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Thank you!!

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And cuddle you so tight

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can +interest in just a few days!!

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Weā€™re definitely going to be fucking, sucking, cumming, and squirting so much that well 100% be hella dehydrated!!

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hahaha

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Thatā€™s better

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Mmmmm I love that

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I have 100% never wanted to be inside someone as much as I want to be inside you right now šŸ« šŸ„°šŸ« šŸ„°

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hahaha

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Thatā€™s better

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Mmmmm I love that

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I have 100% never wanted to be inside someone as much as I want to be inside you right now šŸ« šŸ„°šŸ« šŸ„°

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    So deep

Boundary setting

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.85

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Hahahaha!

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Side note - ā€œdown on my kneesā€ activity may be limited next week lol. Bro I can barely get up after I squat down. My knee is a mess šŸ˜­

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Youā€™ll go where I put you.

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    GENTLY

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Well then you will pick my ass back up off the ground

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Oh Iā€™m wet right now

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hehehe

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    OK also. Total change in gear. But please get a colonoscopy this year

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    LMAO

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Mmmk thank you

score 0.90 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    No

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Does stupid Anthony know youā€™ll be in Phoenix lol

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Nahā€¦ I thought about it but itā€™s probably best to not. He doesnā€™t know about you. And Iā€™m not about to sacrifice any of OUR time to like, go hang out with him or whatever.

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Nahā€¦ I thought about it but itā€™s probably best to not. He doesnā€™t know about you. And Iā€™m not about to sacrifice any of OUR time to like, go hang out with him or whatever. This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Did you get in a nap today?

Checking in

Showing 3 of 16 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hehehe I wonder if he could see anyā€¦. Glistening šŸ˜ This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hehehe I wonder if he could see anyā€¦. Glistening šŸ˜

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    OK hold on. Listening to your voice message

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Itā€™s either your middle or the one closest to your pinky

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    You donā€™t wear the Oura ring on your ring finger

score 0.74 Ā· confidence 0.6375

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Yes

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Pool guy is coming soon ish

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    I know itā€™s approved but Iā€™m not sure what the status is

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    And are you already oyw home??1

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Look at you!!

score 0.75 Ā· confidence 0.6545

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Pool guy is coming soon ish

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I know itā€™s approved but Iā€™m not sure what the status is

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    And are you already oyw home??1

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Look at you!!

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Yeah you have been creeping up earlier and earlier

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 Ā· confidence 0.85

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Matte black, obvi

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    https://www.bestbuy.com/product/oura-ring-5-smart-ring-size-before-you-buy-with-or5-sizing-kit-size-10-stealth-2026/CT296X7JTH Oura Ring 5 Smart Ring Size Before You Buy with OR5 Sizing Kit Size 10 Stealth (2026) JZ90-61620-10 Shop Oura Riā€¦

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Don't be me little turd. I have them at Black though also also your size 10 it says I'm a size 9, but that seems whack because I feel like when I got married my ring size was like a 7 1/2 so either my fingers got a lot fatteā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    The new matte black doesnā€™t scratch as easy

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I think

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.85

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Literally with Stephen like I've been making people have said this to him and I just haven't heard but like nobody's been like oh we're gonna miss you so much. It's been you know. Thank you so much for being such a great bosā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    EVRYONE will miss YOU because youā€™re not a little bitch like Stephen

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: No, but like for real, not everyone will miss me but like it's really sad I feel like as a leader if nobody's genuinely going to miss Your leadership your mentorship like that's just fucking sad and so I hope that that's notā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Nobody will think that about you

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Lmao

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    And like if we were in the same city, would it have started 4 years ago?

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Itā€™s hard to say because I canā€™t imagine it happening any other way ya know

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    And if that had happened, would it be or have been what it is today - as in would we have developed the bond we have? Because a lot of thatā€¦ perhaps most of that (?)ā€¦ was created over the last 4 years

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Jeff and Stephen just walked by. Jeff leading ofc, and Stephen following closely behind holding his little binder up to his chest with his chin poked out like an eager, attentive little assistant šŸ¤­

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    OK just getting into the office. Then Iā€™ll read the WAA stuff šŸ˜

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.81

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can wear it wherever

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    It matters!!

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Maybe your old versionā€¦ but on the 5 it literally says any finger that it fits snuggly on

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Well you bougie bitch lol

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    It feels weird(er) wearing it on any other fingers.

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™M SERIOUS!

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Iā€™ll consider it more than I ever have. How about that?

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    There is nothing to consider

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Sighā€¦ you know Iā€™m going to do it because you asked šŸ™„

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Rememberā€¦I got on antidepressants for you

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Lmao

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Not as retarded as you

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Youā€™re retarded

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    You do have a big dick!!!

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hey! I didnā€™t protest when you said something about my ā€œbigā€ dick the other day

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 23 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Matte black, obvi

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    https://www.bestbuy.com/product/oura-ring-5-smart-ring-size-before-you-buy-with-or5-sizing-kit-size-10-stealth-2026/CT296X7JTH Oura Ring 5 Smart Ring Size Before You Buy with OR5 Sizing Kit Size 10 Stealth (2026) JZ90-61620-10 Shop Oura Riā€¦

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Don't be me little turd. I have them at Black though also also your size 10 it says I'm a size 9, but that seems whack because I feel like when I got married my ring size was like a 7 1/2 so either my fingers got a lot fatteā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    The new matte black doesnā€™t scratch as easy

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I think

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    lolā€¦ cocaine Bear

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hmmm yeah idk how to ask thatā€¦

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Literally with Stephen like I've been making people have said this to him and I just haven't heard but like nobody's been like oh we're gonna miss you so much. It's been you know. Thank you so much for being such a great bosā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    EVRYONE will miss YOU because youā€™re not a little bitch like Stephen

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: No, but like for real, not everyone will miss me but like it's really sad I feel like as a leader if nobody's genuinely going to miss Your leadership your mentorship like that's just fucking sad and so I hope that that's notā€¦

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Literally with Stephen like I've been making people have said this to him and I just haven't heard but like nobody's been like oh we're gonna miss you so much. It's been you know. Thank you so much for being such a great bosā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    EVRYONE will miss YOU because youā€™re not a little bitch like Stephen

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: No, but like for real, not everyone will miss me but like it's really sad I feel like as a leader if nobody's genuinely going to miss Your leadership your mentorship like that's just fucking sad and so I hope that that's notā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Nobody will think that about you

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Lmao

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I meanā€¦ as if youā€™d be waking me up

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ¤¤

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can do that too!

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    But itā€™s the thought that counts šŸ¤­

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    God! Iā€™m so hard šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ„µ

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Itā€™s either your middle or the one closest to your pinky

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    You donā€™t wear the Oura ring on your ring finger

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can wear it wherever

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    It matters!!

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Maybe your old versionā€¦ but on the 5 it literally says any finger that it fits snuggly on

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Youā€™re supposed to start at age 45

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™M SERIOUS!

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Iā€™ll consider it more than I ever have. How about that?

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    There is nothing to consider

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Sighā€¦ you know Iā€™m going to do it because you asked šŸ™„

Excitement

Showing 3 of 35 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to work going to the office Feel pretty good though like this go to bed before 9 o'clock thing I thought going to bed at nine was nice but Going to bed before a little better Oā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Happy birthday baby! šŸ˜

  3. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And wake you up with a birthday blowjob

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Thank you!!

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And cuddle you so tight

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can +interest in just a few days!!

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Wish I could smother you in kisses today

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Mmmm

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Hmph

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Probably?!?

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ’Æ

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Is that better lol

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Hehe

Flirting

Showing 3 of 28 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 Ā· confidence 0.95

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to work going to the office Feel pretty good though like this go to bed before 9 o'clock thing I thought going to bed at nine was nice but Going to bed before a little better Oā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Happy birthday baby! šŸ˜

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And wake you up with a birthday blowjob

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Thank you!!

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And cuddle you so tight

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And wake you up with a birthday blowjob

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Thank you!!

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And cuddle you so tight

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can +interest in just a few days!!

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Wish I could smother you in kisses today

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And cuddle you so tight

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can +interest in just a few days!!

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Wish I could smother you in kisses today

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Mmmm

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I meanā€¦ as if youā€™d be waking me up

Frustration

Showing 3 of 43 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Weā€™ll probably be losing some fluids

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Hmph

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Probably?!?

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ’Æ

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Is that better lol

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    You donā€™t wear the Oura ring on your ring finger

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can wear it wherever

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    It matters!!

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Maybe your old versionā€¦ but on the 5 it literally says any finger that it fits snuggly on

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Well you bougie bitch lol

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Well you bougie bitch lol

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    It feels weird(er) wearing it on any other fingers.

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Fuck that. Why do you need that?

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    The subscription service thing is whack

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I thought the same but I got used to it

Humor

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score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ¤¤

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can do that too!

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    But itā€™s the thought that counts šŸ¤­

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    God! Iā€™m so hard šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ„µ

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Can we sleep in AND take a nap every day?!? ā¤ļøā¤ļø

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.9

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    And hydrate

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Mmmm šŸ«  This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hehehe

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Mmmm šŸ« 

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Wellā€¦ I guess weā€™ll have to get up otherwise it wouldnā€™t be a nap

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hehehe

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Mmmm šŸ« 

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Wellā€¦ I guess weā€™ll have to get up otherwise it wouldnā€™t be a nap

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    We donā€™t actually even have to get up lol

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Well I need food.

Passive aggression

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score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Wish I could smother you in kisses today

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Mmmm

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    I meanā€¦ as if youā€™d be waking me up

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    šŸ¤¤

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can do that too!

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Nobody will think that about you

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Lmao

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Youā€™re impossible

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Yeah i know what youā€™re sayingā€¦

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hmmm idk thatā€™s a good question

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Iā€™ll consider it more than I ever have. How about that?

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    There is nothing to consider

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Sighā€¦ you know Iā€™m going to do it because you asked šŸ™„

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Rememberā€¦I got on antidepressants for you

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Whatever

Planning

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score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    But itā€™s the thought that counts šŸ¤­

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    God! Iā€™m so hard šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ„µ

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Can we sleep in AND take a nap every day?!? ā¤ļøā¤ļø

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Fuck. Yes!!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    And hydrate

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    We donā€™t actually even have to get up lol

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Well I need food.

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    So maybe just to eat

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    lol exactly

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Fuck. Yes!!!!

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    GENTLY

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Well then you will pick my ass back up off the ground

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Yes. Iā€™ll put you where I want šŸ‘

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    https://www.tiktok.com/@_thememelab/video/7359461761814400302 TikTok Ā· The Meme Lab 1964 likes, 10 comments. ā€œNEGAN EXCUSE ME | GREEN SCREEN TEMPLATEā€

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    https://www.tiktok.com/@_thememelab/video/7359461761814400302 TikTok Ā· The Meme Lab 1964 likes, 10 comments. ā€œNEGAN EXCUSE ME | GREEN SCREEN TEMPLATEā€ This message responded to an earlier message.

Request

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score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Lmao. Fuck Stephen

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    lolā€¦ cocaine Bear

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hmmm yeah idk how to ask thatā€¦

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Transcription: Literally with Stephen like I've been making people have said this to him and I just haven't heard but like nobody's been like oh we're gonna miss you so much. It's been you know. Thank you so much for being such a great bosā€¦

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    EVRYONE will miss YOU because youā€™re not a little bitch like Stephen

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Me. Auditor brain This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Iā€™m on camera and my boobs look good and that makes me very happy lol

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Omg take a screenshot!!

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Or just send me a photo

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    God I canā€™t wait to get ahold of your tits šŸ¤¤

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Yeah you have been creeping up earlier and earlier

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Going out to eat?

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Why not

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    What are you up to tonight?

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Meh

Sexting

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score 0.90 Ā· confidence 0.95

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to work going to the office Feel pretty good though like this go to bed before 9 o'clock thing I thought going to bed at nine was nice but Going to bed before a little better Oā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Happy birthday baby! šŸ˜

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And wake you up with a birthday blowjob

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Thank you!!

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And cuddle you so tight

score 0.85 Ā· confidence 0.85

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can do that too!

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    But itā€™s the thought that counts šŸ¤­

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    God! Iā€™m so hard šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ„µ

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Can we sleep in AND take a nap every day?!? ā¤ļøā¤ļø

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Fuck. Yes!!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.80 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    God! Iā€™m so hard šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ„µ

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Can we sleep in AND take a nap every day?!? ā¤ļøā¤ļø

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Fuck. Yes!!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    And hydrate

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Mmmm šŸ«  This message responded to an earlier message.

Status update

Showing 3 of 94 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Can we sleep in AND take a nap every day?!? ā¤ļøā¤ļø

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Fuck. Yes!!!! This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    And hydrate

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Mmmm šŸ«  This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Hehehe

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.61

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Mmmmm I love that

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I have 100% never wanted to be inside someone as much as I want to be inside you right now šŸ« šŸ„°šŸ« šŸ„°

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    So deep

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    All the way connected

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I was thinking of us having sex last night while I was getting a massage and I was sooooo wet

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.61

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    I have 100% never wanted to be inside someone as much as I want to be inside you right now šŸ« šŸ„°šŸ« šŸ„°

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    So deep

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    All the way connected

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    I was thinking of us having sex last night while I was getting a massage and I was sooooo wet

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Thatā€™s hot af

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Unmet need

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score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.7

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Wellā€¦ I guess weā€™ll have to get up otherwise it wouldnā€™t be a nap

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    We donā€™t actually even have to get up lol

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Well I need food.

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    So maybe just to eat

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    lol exactly

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.6

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Have they asked you to yet?

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Juliet asked me what I wanted to do for my bday a day or two ago and I said: meh.. nothing really

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Idk.. I honestly donā€™t really feel like it

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Otherwise, whatcha been up to?

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Researching boxing gyms actually lol

Vulnerability

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score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to work going to the office Feel pretty good though like this go to bed before 9 o'clock thing I thought going to bed at nine was nice but Going to bed before a little better Oā€¦

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Happy birthday baby! šŸ˜

  3. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And wake you up with a birthday blowjob

score 0.70 Ā· confidence 0.6375

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm off to work going to the office Feel pretty good though like this go to bed before 9 o'clock thing I thought going to bed at nine was nice but Going to bed before a little better Oā€¦

  2. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Happy birthday baby! šŸ˜

  3. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    And wake you up with a birthday blowjob

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    Thank you!!

score 0.60 Ā· confidence 0.6

  1. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    You can wear it wherever

  2. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    It matters!!

  3. Detected signal Ā· Ā· Dave

    Maybe your old versionā€¦ but on the 5 it literally says any finger that it fits snuggly on

  4. Context Ā· Ā· Sam Willis

    Well you bougie bitch lol

  5. Context Ā· Ā· Dave

    It feels weird(er) wearing it on any other fingers.