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2026-05-31

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[2026-05-31 09:36:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome
[2026-05-31 10:19:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-31 10:19:00] Dave: Good morning sunshine ☀️
[2026-05-31 10:20:00] Sam Willis: Whatcha up to?? lol
[2026-05-31 10:20:00] Dave: I turned my alarm and lighting automations off last night and just woke up
[2026-05-31 10:21:00] Dave: I can’t remember a time I’ve slept this late lol
[2026-05-31 10:21:00] Dave: What are you up to
[2026-05-31 10:22:00] Sam Willis: Yassss. Do you feel amazing???
[2026-05-31 10:22:00] Sam Willis: I’m currently driving the dogs to daycare. Workout in an hour
[2026-05-31 10:22:00] Dave: This was supposed to be longer but it’s not showing the part where he falls over
[2026-05-31 10:22:00] Dave: This was supposed to be longer but it’s not showing the part where he falls over
[2026-05-31 10:23:00] Dave: What are you doing while the doggos are at daycare?
[2026-05-31 10:23:00] Dave: Look at you!!
[2026-05-31 10:23:00] Dave: Daaaamn
[2026-05-31 10:24:00] Dave: Not sure yet lol. Still writhing in getting out of bed. Then will see
[2026-05-31 10:24:00] Dave: Not sure yet lol. Still writhing in getting out of bed. Then will see
[2026-05-31 10:41:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning Yeah, I just dropped them off. Figured we could all use a break from each other. No, I just it's nice to tire them out before the week starts because I hate leaving them home alone And it's just such a pain for me to try to get them here during work days cause it's just it's not on my way to work and then the route to work from daycare is awful with traffic So anyway, I just haven't wanting to deal with it I slept OK was up and down a lot but I hope that you slept well and feel rested when you woke up. Were you like holy fuck it's like 10 o'clock. Why were you not surprised? I am just gonna do more cleaning stuff. I don't think I'm gonna paint the bathrooms today, but I'm gonna I need to still clean it so it's like ready to be painted. I'll probably do the touchups in the other room though today might as well. I also bought a new rug for the for the big room. I need to get that lay down today and it's such a pain in the dick cause I gotta get some of it underneath the sectional. I hate putting out a fucking rug, cause I'm not taking apart the fucking sectional to do it so anyway What else? I'll see what else who knows So you know how I've been feeling off like all week Middle of the night last night and I had to go pee and I stood up and like I just felt like immediately nauseous, which I don't feel nauseous like ever like that's not really a thing for me and then I remembered last Monday I was super nauseous too And like I was struggling getting through my workout yesterday like everything is sucks anyway and then like hit me what if I'm I highly doubt it, but the timing is interesting cause it's been about When we see each other It was like early March no We see each other early April I don't know the timing is Interesting to where I feel like I could maybe be feeling this way so I honestly might get a pregnancy test just to rule it out and the other thing is if I did actually get pregnant while having an IUD that is Hella fucking dangerous like for me So I just kinda wanna roll that out you know but my aura ring hasn't picked up on anything. I normally would pick up on like your potty temporizing. Whatever the fuck else but Nothing like that hitting you at like 2 AM love it Anyway, all right well off to well I have my classes in another 15 minutes. I have no fucking desire to work out. My whole body fucking hurts. I might try to get into the chiropractor this weekend or this week. I mean, I haven't had an adjustment a while. That way, so good Anyway All right well let me know how you're feeling. You had a very late night last night. Did you end up getting the steak and then did you get some some delicious? Dessert or anything sorry I was just passing this. I love whenever restaurants are like number one something number one anyway that says number one sushi and it's all fucking like got boarded up, but it has like it's clearly went out of business. I feel bad for them, but also like you're clearly not the number one sushi that's all I gotta say man making it in the food industry would like just so many businesses closed so sad no fucking thank you
[2026-05-31 10:59:00] Dave: I actually got up around 8 to pee and was like fuuuuuck this lol
[2026-05-31 10:59:00] Dave: Yeah, I do feel good 👍 😊
[2026-05-31 11:00:00] Dave: Pregnant!!
[2026-05-31 11:01:00] Dave: STFU LOL
[2026-05-31 11:02:00] Dave: Yeah, get a test. I can’t imagine your IED would fail though. But just in case…
[2026-05-31 11:03:00] Dave: And 2 margaritas
[2026-05-31 11:03:00] Dave: No desert. I was stuffed af
[2026-05-31 11:03:00] Dave: No I actually got chicken fried chicken and mashed potatoes
[2026-05-31 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Blahhhhh I don’t want to go to the gym
[2026-05-31 12:02:00] Dave: You can do it!!
[2026-05-31 12:02:00] Dave: Ehh… you’re probably already there now though so, good job 👏
[2026-05-31 12:19:00] Sam Willis: All done. Allellluuiiiaaa
[2026-05-31 12:29:00] Sam Willis: I feel like I’m going to have to have knee surgery at some point in the next decade or so 😭
[2026-05-31 12:33:00] Dave: I’m proud of you
[2026-05-31 12:33:00] Dave: Yeah probably
[2026-05-31 12:33:00] Dave: Good job for working out!!
[2026-05-31 12:34:00] Dave: And jealous 😒
[2026-05-31 12:40:00] Sam Willis: There’s still time for you to go to the gym you know
[2026-05-31 12:40:00] Sam Willis: ☺️
[2026-05-31 12:40:00] Sam Willis: lol jk
[2026-05-31 12:40:00] Sam Willis: It isn’t?
[2026-05-31 12:40:00] Dave: I didn’t think it was that big a deal
[2026-05-31 12:40:00] Dave: Lololololol
[2026-05-31 12:40:00] Dave: Sorry
[2026-05-31 12:40:00] Dave: Hahahahahahaa
[2026-05-31 12:40:00] Sam Willis: It isn’t?
[2026-05-31 12:40:00] Sam Willis: Well thanks babe lol
[2026-05-31 12:40:00] Dave: Oh, lol
[2026-05-31 12:40:00] Sam Willis: Well thanks babe lol
[2026-05-31 12:41:00] Dave: I saaaaaaaid I’m jealous
[2026-05-31 12:41:00] Sam Willis: Why not!!!!
[2026-05-31 12:41:00] Sam Willis: Why not!!!!
[2026-05-31 12:41:00] Dave: Roflroflroflrofl
[2026-05-31 12:41:00] Sam Willis: I just think about how I’ll gain like 50 lbs
[2026-05-31 12:42:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-05-31 12:42:00] Dave: I’m so many hours in the hole since I got up late bro 🤦‍♂️
[2026-05-31 12:49:00] Sam Willis: Yea yea but you needed it!
[2026-05-31 12:56:00] Sam Willis: You know your body is whack when you can’t even lay flat with your arms out. Like it feels uncomfortable in my arms
[2026-05-31 13:02:00] Dave: Our which way?
[2026-05-31 13:02:00] Dave: What do you mean?
[2026-05-31 13:03:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-31 13:03:00] Sam Willis: Lolol like this
[2026-05-31 13:03:00] Sam Willis: Gotta love the photo
[2026-05-31 13:03:00] Dave: Yeah that probably shouldn’t hurt 🤔
[2026-05-31 13:04:00] Dave: Where does it hurt?
[2026-05-31 13:04:00] Dave: Maybe you just need to do it more?
[2026-05-31 13:04:00] Sam Willis: My pecs are too tight
[2026-05-31 13:04:00] Sam Willis: That’s what I’m saying. That is how much I need to stretch
[2026-05-31 13:04:00] Sam Willis: It doesn’t hurt. It just isn’t comfy
[2026-05-31 13:05:00] Dave: So good
[2026-05-31 13:05:00] Dave: I love laying out like that to stretch though
[2026-05-31 13:05:00] Sam Willis: Mmmm yes please 🥰
[2026-05-31 13:05:00] Dave: I’ll definitely massage those for you 😏
[2026-05-31 13:06:00] Sam Willis: I’m just always sleeping in a fetal position or on my stomach so it’s like unnatural for me
[2026-05-31 13:13:00] Sam Willis: I had some grand, productive plans today. But now I don’t feel like doing a damn thing
[2026-05-31 13:14:00] Sam Willis: Eating my salad and watching 20/20. Sigh
[2026-05-31 13:21:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I knew today was gonna be a bust Out so late last night But now I'm heading up to Harbor freight to Pick up a tool that I need to fix this mirror I can't quite Get the spring thing back it's complicated So I've devised another way to fix it, but I need to tap and die so I'm going to get that And then I don't know. I'm sure I've got a bunch of shit to do to get ready for the for the week. Intersections all fucked up as people like trucks out you're working on that. Oh shit I think they just I think they just added an extra. That's pretty sick. I like that idea, man like one of the worst stupid spots to get on the interstate. It's like three lanes coming up and There's only one turning into a three lane like on-ramp so it's dumb but it looks like they just added a second turning left so that would fucking awesome Anyway, sorry Talk about going to get some shit the stupid thing oh yeah I just gotta get ready for the week reckon oh God Oh God, you can hear this Dude, just pulled out in front of his Jeep. Now they're stopping to stop. Sorry this guy oh my God I almost I should run this light to check out the road agent incident that's about to happen. Please stop. OK, so I'm gonna just make sure I get that recorded Left lane was stopped. I was a few cars back in the left lane and. There's a Jeep kind of beside me in this truck pulled out of the left lane into the right lane to go around because cycling is clear and Pulled out right in front of the Jeep and the jeep has slam on brakes and then laid on the horn and just like kept the horn on for I don't know forever and wrote his ass his ass up to the intersection that where the lights were turning yellow, and I think the guy in the white truck is like trying to be slow to stop the guy and get him caught behind him at the red light, but they went through in the Jeep swerved around and went through beside the truck Race to catch up with him in the left way now so I had to stop at the intersection, but hopefully hopefully I see I'm on the side of the road Anyway I need to make sure you get money rest Sorry, I couldn't help myself Terrible Yeah, anyway that's crazy that you might You're not with your ID That would be pretty explain why you're sick being nauseous that's odd. That's not like a normal thing. So anyway, you should get sure Oh my God OK sweetheart, I hope you enjoy your 2020 and your salad. I gotta stop and get some probably just a cup because I'm a fat piece of shit. But yeah, OK I'm just now Miss you can't wait to see you in digits now
[2026-05-31 13:25:00] Dave: Omg! I forgot to tell you the tea!!
[2026-05-31 13:26:00] Sam Willis: Omg listening now. wtf are you cracking up laughing about!!!?? Ya jerk!!!! Lol
[2026-05-31 13:26:00] Dave: But now I’m at harbor freight so I’ll hybu in a min
[2026-05-31 13:26:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to kill you lol
[2026-05-31 13:26:00] Dave: For which thing lol
[2026-05-31 13:26:00] Dave: That was the whole reason I started that recording lol
[2026-05-31 13:27:00] Sam Willis: Ok good luck at the store
[2026-05-31 13:27:00] Sam Willis: You laughed fucking hilariously about the pregnancy thing
[2026-05-31 14:01:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, OK teatime so this actually might be the best tea I've ever had so you know my cool sister-in-law with the shithead husband nice enough guy, but you know Doesn't do anything around the house doesn't pay for anything blah blah blah He's like a money guy. He's a CFO of some small company and his. Been investing like doing these investments with his brother he's got two brothers and they've been like doing this joint investing for years and they don't like mix their money or anything so he just kinda like pays the house payment and the car payments I guess Jenny pays everything else Including everything for their kid and all kind of stuff anyway And she doesn't do anything around the house, but the trash out doesn't clean Basically sits around and reads all the time and his dick don't work so he got nothing for him other than You know managing money for their retirement or whatever so They sold so he had a house that was like his families house or something house grew. I guess he got it with their family died super special but he sold it or they sold it when they moved to recently bought a new house they sold their. Old house for like 350 I think 300 350 Bought a new house I was about 600,000 and obviously that 350 or whatever was To go toward the next house right I think they bought the new one before the other one officially sold so they had the $300,000 so That temp was going to put on the other house to make their current new house to make their current house payment for the new house payment manageable or whatever so AnyWho I forgot how this all came out but turns out that 300,000 is gone He says that he lost it in an investment invested and lost at all I don't want him to have any idea what the fuck that means like nobody knows what this assessment was like Anything about it other than Jenny just found out recently that he lost their Whole proceeds from the old house it's no more so that's that's the gas I OK so go back a week or two ago Something happened Where I said, I remember thinking Murphy's got a His company that he works for like last year or so he made a mistake that cost them like $1 million somehow don't know the details of that other than just that it cost them $1 million due to his mistake So I began to wonder I've always been skeptical of this whole of their investing of like his investing like what he's doing I don't know not skeptical skeptical but just curious I guess and we've always assumed that he's just loaded Because he's been doing this investing, he is a CFO like know about money and shit Jenny doesn't know anything about his finances other than she thinks he's got plenty of money too. Turns out he ain't got shit. And so a couple weeks ago I wondered if he has a gambling because like it's like literally hard to completely lose $300,000 in an investment For one you haven't lost Like you have a lost city money to take right so if it's like stocks or whatever and company or something even if it was bitcoin like if he bought $300,000 with a bitcoin back when it was $120 in .20 thousand a coin and now it's 70,000 like there would still be money right it wouldn't be as much But still own that bitcoin and it would still have potential to go back up right, but according to him, it's like gone gone like just no more so I Dildo but it's it's wild
[2026-05-31 14:01:00] Sam Willis: Ahhh TEA TIME!!
[2026-05-31 14:02:00] Sam Willis: THE BEST TEA YOU’VE EVER HAD?!?! Shittttttt
[2026-05-31 14:04:00] Sam Willis: “Lost it”?!?!!
[2026-05-31 14:04:00] Sam Willis: What a fucker
[2026-05-31 14:04:00] Sam Willis: Wtfff
[2026-05-31 14:05:00] Sam Willis: Dude is worthless
[2026-05-31 14:06:00] Sam Willis: Ugh
[2026-05-31 14:06:00] Sam Willis: Right?? You’d think he was loaded
[2026-05-31 14:06:00] Sam Willis: That super worries me when women don’t know about their husbands finances
[2026-05-31 14:06:00] Dave: Yeah. He has absolutely nothing going for him now lol
[2026-05-31 14:07:00] Sam Willis: Or is he on drugs?
[2026-05-31 14:07:00] Dave: Yeah, I need to know more!
[2026-05-31 14:07:00] Sam Willis: Yes you do!!
[2026-05-31 14:07:00] Sam Willis: Bc that’s weird
[2026-05-31 14:07:00] Dave: Nah
[2026-05-31 14:07:00] Dave: Ikr
[2026-05-31 14:07:00] Sam Willis: Hopefully it’s not something illegal
[2026-05-31 14:08:00] Sam Willis: He literally brings nothing to the table. Nothing!
[2026-05-31 14:12:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm. I’m gonna google
[2026-05-31 14:12:00] Sam Willis: Can’t be because that’s methamphetamine
[2026-05-31 14:12:00] Sam Willis: Is methadone the same as like legit meth?
[2026-05-31 14:12:00] Dave: No, methadone is an opiate
[2026-05-31 14:13:00] Sam Willis: Oh it’s to help ppl who are addicted
[2026-05-31 14:20:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-05-31 14:20:00] Sam Willis: 20/20
[2026-05-31 14:20:00] Dave: Why? What are you watching?
[2026-05-31 14:21:00] Sam Willis: I am pretty sure I’ve seen this case before somewhere. But I don’t remember it.
[2026-05-31 14:21:00] Dave: Haven’t checked it in a while
[2026-05-31 14:21:00] Sam Willis: This one came out like 2 weeks ago.
[2026-05-31 14:21:00] Dave: New episodes?
[2026-05-31 14:22:00] Sam Willis: Yup exactly.
[2026-05-31 14:22:00] Dave: I hate that. I watch so many crime things that I can tell when I’ve seen it … maybe
[2026-05-31 14:22:00] Sam Willis: Actually I know I have. But I don’t remember who did it.
[2026-05-31 14:22:00] Sam Willis: There’s new ones that come out every Friday. Mostly.
[2026-05-31 14:23:00] Sam Willis: Oof that sucks
[2026-05-31 14:23:00] Dave: Especially because a lot of them I see on YouTube like, years before they come out on an actual network production
[2026-05-31 14:23:00] Dave: Oh for sure lol
[2026-05-31 14:23:00] Sam Willis: I’m still gonna watch it all though. Obvi. lol
[2026-05-31 14:24:00] Dave: There’s usually some new or different info
[2026-05-31 14:24:00] Sam Willis: The one from this past Friday night though was a good one that I hadn’t seen before
[2026-05-31 14:24:00] Sam Willis: In Colorado
[2026-05-31 14:29:00] Dave: Yeah, good for him
[2026-05-31 14:29:00] Sam Willis: Christian informed me yesterday that he’s going on a morning hiking date tomorrow morning. This lady is 52 and her kids are all grown. Soooo maybe that’ll be good for him lol
[2026-05-31 14:33:00] Sam Willis: Sex makes ppl do crazy things!!
[2026-05-31 14:33:00] Sam Willis: I still can’t believe ppl murder each other over affairs. 😬
[2026-05-31 14:39:00] Sam Willis: Bitches be crazy 😜
[2026-05-31 14:40:00] Sam Willis: Sex does like, do something different to your brain though doesn’t it? Like in the moment? Or maybe that’s just an orgasm? Hell I don’t remember
[2026-05-31 14:44:00] Sam Willis: Whoa that’s a new emoji!!!
[2026-05-31 14:44:00] Dave: Yeah it definitely does
[2026-05-31 14:45:00] Dave: I’ll give it to you 😏
[2026-05-31 14:45:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-31 14:45:00] Sam Willis: I can’t do that!!!
[2026-05-31 14:45:00] Sam Willis: I want it allllllll
[2026-05-31 14:45:00] Sam Willis: I WANT IT
[2026-05-31 14:50:00] Sam Willis: There’s going to be a blue moon tonight
[2026-05-31 14:51:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-31 15:28:00] Dave: Ooooh interesting
[2026-05-31 15:32:00] Dave: Guess what my lazy piece of shit sloppy fat ass is doing..
[2026-05-31 15:32:00] Dave: Taking a nap lol
[2026-05-31 15:32:00] Dave: Because somehow I haven’t slept enough lmao
[2026-05-31 16:38:00] Sam Willis: I just woke up from a nap too hehe
[2026-05-31 16:39:00] Dave: It was pretty great
[2026-05-31 16:39:00] Dave: Nice
[2026-05-31 16:39:00] Dave: Hbu
[2026-05-31 16:39:00] Sam Willis: How was yours?
[2026-05-31 16:41:00] Sam Willis: Now I need to be productive. Semi atleast lol
[2026-05-31 16:41:00] Sam Willis: Decent
[2026-05-31 16:42:00] Dave: For me
[2026-05-31 16:42:00] Dave: Ikr
[2026-05-31 16:42:00] Dave: What a waste of a day lol
[2026-05-31 16:43:00] Sam Willis: Did you fix the car mirror thingy?
[2026-05-31 16:44:00] Sam Willis: I have the Sunday scaries. Ugh
[2026-05-31 16:44:00] Dave: I’m working on it now
[2026-05-31 16:45:00] Dave: Awwwwe, I have the Sunday happies 😁
[2026-05-31 16:45:00] Dave: Eric is on vacation this week
[2026-05-31 16:46:00] Sam Willis: You suck
[2026-05-31 16:47:00] Sam Willis: I’m attempting to simultaneously lift up a couch and get all this rug underneath it
[2026-05-31 16:52:00] Dave: Oof
[2026-05-31 18:23:00] Sam Willis: God I sweat sooooo much
[2026-05-31 18:25:00] Dave: Question
[2026-05-31 18:25:00] Dave: You get it under the sofa
[2026-05-31 18:26:00] Sam Willis: Anddddd I got the leftover popcorn from the theater so this was a huge win for me 😂 I definitely couldn’t have done it myself. I was getting pissed
[2026-05-31 18:26:00] Sam Willis: Yes. Actually Christian was on his way back from the movies so he and Quinn helped lol
[2026-05-31 18:32:00] Dave: A little worse for the wear but all the electronics and cameras work, and it’s solid af 😁
[2026-05-31 18:32:00] Sam Willis: Great job baby!!
[2026-05-31 18:32:00] Dave: $600 saved ✅
[2026-05-31 18:33:00] Sam Willis: 💪💪
[2026-05-31 19:12:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I am toast. I've been like even though it's been not even three hours. I've been like busting my ass since I woke up. I really wish we had another day off tomorrow. Really really really wish. That would be amazing cause I still got so much shit I wanna do Anyway, I'll have to go get the dogs. I haven't had time to go to the grocery store so that makes me sad. I have such a bad headache so I ended up buying one of those headache wraps or whatever for your head. I don't know if you've seen those or it's like a headache mask. But it just came in and I'm pretty excited to try it out so I'll keep you posted whenever I try it I think I just need to go to the chiropractor Anyway All right, well I just wanted to say hi while I'm in a quiet car and I wanted to complain that I hate Sundays Evenings, cause I'm sad But I'm gonna see you in just a little over a week and like I just gotta suck it up for one week and then I'll basically have like a week off for the most part so All right, adios
[2026-05-31 19:33:00] Dave: I haven’t been to the grocery either
[2026-05-31 19:33:00] Dave: Is it one of those cold masks?
[2026-05-31 19:33:00] Dave: I was just thinking I wish I was off tomorrow too
[2026-05-31 19:34:00] Sam Willis: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B082WN9NJL/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_sms_apin_dp_7A26STHP75PYT8AC6K6G TheraICE Migraine Relief Cap - Soothing Headache Therapy TheraICE Migraine Relief Cap Junior, Soothing Headache Boo Boo Ice Pack Mask Products, Cooling Gel Hat JR, Face Cold Compress Head Wrap for Bumps, Bruises and Cooling temperatures
[2026-05-31 19:34:00] Dave: Thanks for checking in! I love hearing your voice
[2026-05-31 19:34:00] Dave: Eeeeee!!
[2026-05-31 19:34:00] Sam Willis: Check this out - or ask Alexa, your shopping assistant for more ideas
[2026-05-31 19:34:00] Dave: I’m so excited!
[2026-05-31 19:35:00] Dave: Did you sleep buy that?
[2026-05-31 19:36:00] Sam Willis: No actually lol
[2026-05-31 19:36:00] Sam Willis: I have had such a bad headache. I’m desperate!
[2026-05-31 19:38:00] Dave: Have you like… talked to a dr?
[2026-05-31 19:39:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-05-31 19:39:00] Dave: You need to get a fucking test 🤨
[2026-05-31 19:39:00] Dave: Lolololol
[2026-05-31 19:39:00] Sam Willis: It’s the pregnancy symptoms dave
[2026-05-31 19:39:00] Sam Willis: This has been just my life for like my whole adult life. Off and on. It’s tension.
[2026-05-31 19:39:00] Sam Willis: This has been just my life for like my whole adult life. Off and on. It’s tension.
[2026-05-31 19:44:00] Sam Willis: What did ya have for dinner
[2026-05-31 19:47:00] Dave: I got chicken fingers at sonic omw back from harbor freight.
[2026-05-31 19:48:00] Dave: Hbu? Salad?
[2026-05-31 19:48:00] Dave: Yeah I might have some yogurt or something for a snack in a little while
[2026-05-31 19:48:00] Sam Willis: I think I’m gonna just have some eggs.
[2026-05-31 20:25:00] Dave: Bruh… this is getting ridiculous
[2026-05-31 20:25:00] Sam Willis: You are crushing it
[2026-05-31 20:26:00] Sam Willis: How are you going to handle both businesses/products?!
[2026-05-31 20:28:00] Dave: 🤷‍♂️
[2026-05-31 20:37:00] Dave: Maybe I’ll quit my job and do that full time 🤪
[2026-05-31 20:46:00] Sam Willis: That would be amazing!
[2026-05-31 21:35:00] Sam Willis: Are you still awake?
[2026-05-31 21:36:00] Sam Willis: Just made some peanut butter chocolate granola ball thingies
[2026-05-31 21:36:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-31 21:36:00] Dave: Whatcha up to
[2026-05-31 21:37:00] Sam Willis: I love them. I haven’t made them in forever.
[2026-05-31 21:37:00] Dave: Yum!
[2026-05-31 21:37:00] Dave: Are they good
[2026-05-31 22:51:00] Sam Willis: Hopefully you are not still awake! I’m going to bed. Good night. 😴
[2026-05-31 22:53:00] Dave: I’m still awake. But not for long now 😏
[2026-05-31 22:54:00] Sam Willis: Is that an afterglow?!?
[2026-05-31 22:54:00] Dave: Heheh
[2026-05-31 22:54:00] Sam Willis: Look how clean shaven you are, too!
[2026-05-31 22:55:00] Sam Willis: I’m shooketh! And at 11pm?! Who even are you?? lol
[2026-05-31 22:55:00] Dave: Well I did sleep 4 hours later than normal AND take a nap
[2026-05-31 22:56:00] Sam Willis: Still lol
[2026-05-31 22:56:00] Sam Willis: Eeeee!!
[2026-05-31 22:56:00] Dave: Probably the last one before abstinence week 😁
[2026-05-31 22:56:00] Dave: Probably the last one before abstinence week 😁
[2026-05-31 22:56:00] Sam Willis: Hope it was a great one!
[2026-05-31 22:57:00] Sam Willis: Thank you baby ❤️
[2026-05-31 22:57:00] Dave: Which I always am
[2026-05-31 22:57:00] Dave: Oh, and like I’d just go to bed without saying goodnight?! 🙄
[2026-05-31 22:57:00] Dave: It always is when I’m thinking about you 🥵
[2026-05-31 22:58:00] Sam Willis: I honestly thought you either fell asleep or you were with Juliet.
[2026-05-31 22:59:00] Dave: Nope, doing the same thing I always do on Sundays just… 4 hours later lol
[2026-05-31 22:59:00] Dave: (I shave on Sundays)
[2026-05-31 22:59:00] Dave: Really?
[2026-05-31 22:59:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t know that actually 😂
[2026-05-31 23:00:00] Dave: I’m never not babydoll 🥰
[2026-05-31 23:00:00] Dave: Sometimes Saturday I guess… but yeah usually Sunday so I can make it through the week
[2026-05-31 23:00:00] Sam Willis: Well I love you baby. I’m glad you were actually still awake thinking about me/us 🥰
[2026-05-31 23:01:00] Dave: I love you too and I’m fucking dying to see you
[2026-05-31 23:01:00] Sam Willis: Makes total sense. I just thought sometimes you would go a few weeks without shaving
[2026-05-31 23:01:00] Sam Willis: I cannot wait
[2026-05-31 23:01:00] Sam Willis: Makes total sense. I just thought sometimes you would go a few weeks without shaving
[2026-05-31 23:02:00] Dave: Mainly because I look a million years older when I don’t lol
[2026-05-31 23:02:00] Dave: Yeah I’ve been staying pretty clean shaven lately
[2026-05-31 23:03:00] Sam Willis: Oh shut up you do not lol
[2026-05-31 23:03:00] Sam Willis: Actually, you do look really young with a clean shaven face 😂
[2026-05-31 23:04:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-31 23:04:00] Dave: Goodnight love 💕
[2026-05-31 23:04:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby. Sweet dreams!
[2026-05-31 23:04:00] Dave: Ok sweetiepie, I cannot wait to hear your voice tomorrow 🥰
[2026-05-31 23:07:00] Dave: <no text>

(missing Obey)

(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW Sam woke up to a tense morning, feeling nauseous and wrestling with the thought of a pregnancy, while Dave enjoyed the luxury of a late morning after a long night. The day saw Sam attempting to be productive but ultimately sinking into a lazy mood, while Dave repaired his car mirror and indulged in some light-hearted "tea time" gossip about his sister-in-law's husband. The evening ended on a tender note, with both expressing their longing to see each other soon.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. MORNING ROUTINES - Sam dropped the dogs off at daycare and planned to work out, while Dave woke up late and felt refreshed. - Emotional register: Sam was anxious about the day ahead, while Dave was content and relaxed. - Notable quotes: "Whatcha up to?? lol" – Sam.

  1. PREGNANCY CONCERNS
  2. Sam mentioned feeling nauseous and considering a pregnancy test due to interesting timing related to Dave.
  3. Emotional register: Sam was uncertain and concerned, while Dave was supportive but skeptical.

  4. Notable quotes: "I highly doubt it, but the timing is interesting" – Sam.

  5. HOME IMPROVEMENTS

  6. Sam discussed her plans to clean and paint the bathrooms, lay down a new rug, and touch up other rooms.
  7. Emotional register: Sam was determined and a bit frustrated by the tasks ahead.

  8. Notable quotes: "It's such a pain in the dick" – Sam.

  9. HEALTH AND PHYSICAL WELL-BEING

  10. Sam mentioned potential knee surgery and discomfort while stretching, while Dave joked about his lazy day and being jealous of Sam's workout.
  11. Emotional register: Sam was resigned and somewhat resigned, while Dave was playful and empathetic.

  12. Notable quotes: "I feel like I’m going to have to have knee surgery" – Sam.

  13. FINANCIAL TEA TIME

  14. Dave shared a story about his sister-in-law's husband losing a significant amount of money in investments, leading to a discussion about financial irresponsibility.
  15. Emotional register: Both were amused and critical of the situation.

  16. Notable quotes: "That would be pretty explain why you're sick" – Dave.

  17. CRIME SHOWS

  18. Sam and Dave discussed watching the crime show "20/20" and the nature of crimes over affairs.
  19. Emotional register: Both found the topic fascinating and somewhat disturbing.

  20. Notable quotes: "Sex makes ppl do crazy things!!" – Sam.

  21. SUNDAY SCARIES

  22. Sam expressed her dislike for Sunday evenings, while Dave looked forward to a week off and Eric being on vacation.

  23. Emotional register: Sam was melancholic, while Dave was optimistic and relieved.

  24. CAR REPAIR

  25. Dave discussed his plans to fix the car mirror and save money.

  26. Emotional register: Dave was focused and content with his progress.

  27. END-OF-DAY CHECK-IN

  28. Both expressed their longing to see each other and the anticipation of their upcoming meeting.
  29. Emotional register: Both were tender, loving, and longing.
  30. Notable quotes: "I cannot wait to see you in digits now" – Dave.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam and Dave discussed Sam's potential pregnancy, which led to teasing and longing. - Sam mentioned her discomfort in stretching and the need for a massage, which Dave offered. - The day ended with Dave expressing his longing for Sam, referencing the last sexual encounter before their "abstinence week" and the anticipation of seeing her.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam led the conversation with her anxieties and plans, while Dave followed with support and teasing. - The power dynamic was balanced, with both expressing their needs and desires openly. - There were moments of vulnerability from Sam regarding her health and potential pregnancy, and Dave's playful support.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "This was supposed to be longer but it’s not showing the part where he falls over" – Dave, teasing. - "I’m gonna google" – Sam, in response to the financial tea-time story. - "20/20" – Sam, expressing her enjoyment of the crime show. - "I cannot wait to see you in digits now" – Dave, expressing longing. - "Probably the last one before abstinence week" – Dave, referencing their upcoming week apart.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's potential pregnancy is a significant unresolved topic that may need follow-up. - The anticipation of their upcoming meeting is a strong emotional thread. - The "tea time" story may lead to further discussions about family dynamics. - The "abstinence week" offers a continuity hook for their future conversations.

MOOD MAP Anxious morning → Tense midday (pregnancy concerns) → Playful afternoon (tea time) → Tender evening (longing and love)

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    244

    5.3 more; previous daily average 238.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    28

    1.1 more; previous daily average 26.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 123 · 50% 121 · 50%
Average reply time 4m 48s (n=60) 1m 39s (n=56)
Conversation starts 0 of 1 · 0% 1 of 1 · 100%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 4m 48s (n=60). 77% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 43s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 406 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 1m 39s (n=56). 50% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 15s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 402 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 0.0%; 75.0 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 75.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 6m 25s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 96.3%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 77% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 43s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 406 historical observations).
  • Average Response Time — Sam Willis Replying To Dave: 50% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 15s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 402 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 244 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor46 · 19%
Status update45 · 18%
Affection22 · 9%
Frustration22 · 9%
Checking in21 · 9%

All other signals

Excitement18 · 7%
Vulnerability10 · 4%
Encouragement9 · 4%
Emotional support8 · 3%
Appreciation6 · 2%
Flirting6 · 2%
Deep sharing5 · 2%
Disagreement5 · 2%
Request4 · 2%
Sexting2 · 1%
Unmet need2 · 1%
Boundary setting1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Humor (25), Status update (24), Affection (14), Checking in (12), Frustration (12)
  • Sam Willis: Humor (21), Status update (21), Excitement (11), Frustration (10), Checking in (9)

Tension and positive follow-ups

12 of 23 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (52%).

11 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 0s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 23 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Whatcha up to?? lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    I turned my alarm and lighting automations off last night and just woke up

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    I can’t remember a time I’ve slept this late lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    What are you up to

  5. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    Yassss. Do you feel amazing???

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Look at you!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Daaaamn

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    Not sure yet lol. Still writhing in getting out of bed. Then will see

  4. Context · · Dave

    Not sure yet lol. Still writhing in getting out of bed. Then will see This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Yeah, I just dropped them off. Figured we could all use a break from each other. No, I just it's nice to tire them out before the week starts because I hate leaving them home alone And it's just such a pain for…

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel like I’m going to have to have knee surgery at some point in the next decade or so 😭

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m proud of you

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    Yeah probably

  4. Context · · Dave

    Good job for working out!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    And jealous 😒

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

209 of 244 messages (85.7%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 103 / 123 83.7%
Sam Willis 106 / 121 87.6%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.79
Appreciation 0.74
Boundary setting 0.70
Checking in 0.65
Deep sharing 0.72
Disagreement 0.58
Emotional support 0.68
Encouragement 0.76
Excitement 0.74
Flirting 0.78
Frustration 0.67
Humor 0.68
Request 0.61
Sexting 0.80
Status update 0.67
Unmet need 0.70
Vulnerability 0.67
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 07:31:46
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 22 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.99

  1. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  2. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  3. Context · · Dave

    Good morning sunshine ☀️

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  2. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Good morning sunshine ☀️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Whatcha up to?? lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    I turned my alarm and lighting automations off last night and just woke up

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    This was supposed to be longer but it’s not showing the part where he falls over

  2. Context · · Dave

    What are you doing while the doggos are at daycare?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Look at you!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Daaaamn

  5. Context · · Dave

    Not sure yet lol. Still writhing in getting out of bed. Then will see

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well thanks babe lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh, lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Well thanks babe lol This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Dave

    I saaaaaaaid I’m jealous

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why not!!!!

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    🤪

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m so many hours in the hole since I got up late bro 🤦‍♂️

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Yea yea but you needed it!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    You know your body is whack when you can’t even lay flat with your arms out. Like it feels uncomfortable in my arms

  5. Context · · Dave

    Our which way?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lolol like this

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Gotta love the photo

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah that probably shouldn’t hurt 🤔

  5. Context · · Dave

    Where does it hurt?

Boundary setting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yum!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Are they good

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Hopefully you are not still awake! I’m going to bed. Good night. 😴

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m still awake. But not for long now 😏

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Is that an afterglow?!?

Checking in

Showing 3 of 21 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I turned my alarm and lighting automations off last night and just woke up

  2. Context · · Dave

    I can’t remember a time I’ve slept this late lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    What are you up to

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yassss. Do you feel amazing???

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m currently driving the dogs to daycare. Workout in an hour

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    No desert. I was stuffed af

  2. Context · · Dave

    No I actually got chicken fried chicken and mashed potatoes

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Blahhhhh I don’t want to go to the gym

  4. Context · · Dave

    You can do it!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Ehh… you’re probably already there now though so, good job 👏

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Gotta love the photo

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah that probably shouldn’t hurt 🤔

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Where does it hurt?

  4. Context · · Dave

    Maybe you just need to do it more?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    My pecs are too tight

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Eating my salad and watching 20/20. Sigh

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: I knew today was gonna be a bust Out so late last night But now I'm heading up to Harbor freight to Pick up a tool that I need to fix this mirror I can't quite Get the spring thing back it's complicated So…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Omg! I forgot to tell you the tea!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg listening now. wtf are you cracking up laughing about!!!?? Ya jerk!!!! Lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    But now I’m at harbor freight so I’ll hybu in a min

score 0.80 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok good luck at the store

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You laughed fucking hilariously about the pregnancy thing

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, OK teatime so this actually might be the best tea I've ever had so you know my cool sister-in-law with the shithead husband nice enough guy, but you know Doesn't do anything around the house doesn't pay…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ahhh TEA TIME!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    THE BEST TEA YOU’VE EVER HAD?!?! Shittttttt

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I still can’t believe ppl murder each other over affairs. 😬

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Bitches be crazy 😜

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Sex does like, do something different to your brain though doesn’t it? Like in the moment? Or maybe that’s just an orgasm? Hell I don’t remember

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Whoa that’s a new emoji!!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah it definitely does

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.6

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel like I’m going to have to have knee surgery at some point in the next decade or so 😭

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m proud of you

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah probably

  4. Context · · Dave

    Good job for working out!!

  5. Context · · Dave

    And jealous 😒

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    ☺️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol jk

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    It isn’t?

  4. Context · · Dave

    I didn’t think it was that big a deal

  5. Context · · Dave

    Lololololol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Sorry

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hahahahahahaa

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    It isn’t? This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well thanks babe lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oh, lol

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    I can’t remember a time I’ve slept this late lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    What are you up to

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Yassss. Do you feel amazing???

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m currently driving the dogs to daycare. Workout in an hour

  5. Context · · Dave

    This was supposed to be longer but it’s not showing the part where he falls over This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Not sure yet lol. Still writhing in getting out of bed. Then will see

  2. Context · · Dave

    Not sure yet lol. Still writhing in getting out of bed. Then will see This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Yeah, I just dropped them off. Figured we could all use a break from each other. No, I just it's nice to tire them out before the week starts because I hate leaving them home alone And it's just such a pain for…

  4. Context · · Dave

    I actually got up around 8 to pee and was like fuuuuuck this lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, I do feel good 👍 😊

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    Pregnant!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    STFU LOL

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah, get a test. I can’t imagine your IED would fail though. But just in case…

  4. Context · · Dave

    And 2 margaritas

  5. Context · · Dave

    No desert. I was stuffed af

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    No I actually got chicken fried chicken and mashed potatoes

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Blahhhhh I don’t want to go to the gym

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You can do it!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Ehh… you’re probably already there now though so, good job 👏

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    All done. Allellluuiiiaaa

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Blahhhhh I don’t want to go to the gym

  2. Context · · Dave

    You can do it!!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Ehh… you’re probably already there now though so, good job 👏

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    All done. Allellluuiiiaaa

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel like I’m going to have to have knee surgery at some point in the next decade or so 😭

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    I’m proud of you

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah probably

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Good job for working out!!

  4. Context · · Dave

    And jealous 😒

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    There’s still time for you to go to the gym you know

Excitement

Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    You can do it!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Ehh… you’re probably already there now though so, good job 👏

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    All done. Allellluuiiiaaa

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel like I’m going to have to have knee surgery at some point in the next decade or so 😭

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m proud of you

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Lololololol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Sorry

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hahahahahahaa

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It isn’t? This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Well thanks babe lol

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s what I’m saying. That is how much I need to stretch

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    It doesn’t hurt. It just isn’t comfy

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    So good

  4. Context · · Dave

    I love laying out like that to stretch though

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmm yes please 🥰

Flirting

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.97

  1. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome

  2. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  3. Context · · Dave

    Good morning sunshine ☀️

score 0.72 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Dave

    I love laying out like that to stretch though

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmm yes please 🥰

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’ll definitely massage those for you 😏

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m just always sleeping in a fetal position or on my stomach so it’s like unnatural for me

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I had some grand, productive plans today. But now I don’t feel like doing a damn thing

score 0.90 · confidence 0.8075

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Whoa that’s a new emoji!!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah it definitely does

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’ll give it to you 😏

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t do that!!!

Frustration

Showing 3 of 22 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Whatcha up to?? lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    I turned my alarm and lighting automations off last night and just woke up

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I can’t remember a time I’ve slept this late lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    What are you up to

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yassss. Do you feel amazing???

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Look at you!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Daaaamn

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Not sure yet lol. Still writhing in getting out of bed. Then will see

  4. Context · · Dave

    Not sure yet lol. Still writhing in getting out of bed. Then will see This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Yeah, I just dropped them off. Figured we could all use a break from each other. No, I just it's nice to tire them out before the week starts because I hate leaving them home alone And it's just such a pain for…

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just think about how I’ll gain like 50 lbs

  2. Context · · Dave

    🤪

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m so many hours in the hole since I got up late bro 🤦‍♂️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yea yea but you needed it!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    You know your body is whack when you can’t even lay flat with your arms out. Like it feels uncomfortable in my arms

Humor

Showing 3 of 46 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    Good morning sunshine ☀️

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Whatcha up to?? lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    I turned my alarm and lighting automations off last night and just woke up

  5. Context · · Dave

    I can’t remember a time I’ve slept this late lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yassss. Do you feel amazing???

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m currently driving the dogs to daycare. Workout in an hour

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    This was supposed to be longer but it’s not showing the part where he falls over This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Dave

    This was supposed to be longer but it’s not showing the part where he falls over

  5. Context · · Dave

    What are you doing while the doggos are at daycare?

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m currently driving the dogs to daycare. Workout in an hour

  2. Context · · Dave

    This was supposed to be longer but it’s not showing the part where he falls over This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    This was supposed to be longer but it’s not showing the part where he falls over

  4. Context · · Dave

    What are you doing while the doggos are at daycare?

  5. Context · · Dave

    Look at you!!

Request

Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    That super worries me when women don’t know about their husbands finances

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah. He has absolutely nothing going for him now lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Or is he on drugs?

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, I need to know more!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes you do!!

score 0.70 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m attempting to simultaneously lift up a couch and get all this rug underneath it

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oof

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    God I sweat sooooo much

  4. Context · · Dave

    Question

  5. Context · · Dave

    You get it under the sofa

score 0.60 · confidence 0.8200000000000001

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oof

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    God I sweat sooooo much

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Question

  4. Context · · Dave

    You get it under the sofa

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Anddddd I got the leftover popcorn from the theater so this was a huge win for me 😂 I definitely couldn’t have done it myself. I was getting pissed

Sexting

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.85 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Dave

    I love laying out like that to stretch though

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmm yes please 🥰

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’ll definitely massage those for you 😏

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m just always sleeping in a fetal position or on my stomach so it’s like unnatural for me

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I had some grand, productive plans today. But now I don’t feel like doing a damn thing

score 0.75 · confidence 0.75

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Whoa that’s a new emoji!!!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah it definitely does

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’ll give it to you 😏

  4. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t do that!!!

Status update

Showing 3 of 45 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Dave

    Good morning sunshine ☀️

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Whatcha up to?? lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I turned my alarm and lighting automations off last night and just woke up

  4. Context · · Dave

    I can’t remember a time I’ve slept this late lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    What are you up to

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    What are you up to

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yassss. Do you feel amazing???

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’m currently driving the dogs to daycare. Workout in an hour

  4. Context · · Dave

    This was supposed to be longer but it’s not showing the part where he falls over This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    This was supposed to be longer but it’s not showing the part where he falls over

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, get a test. I can’t imagine your IED would fail though. But just in case…

  2. Context · · Dave

    And 2 margaritas

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    No desert. I was stuffed af

  4. Context · · Dave

    No I actually got chicken fried chicken and mashed potatoes

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Blahhhhh I don’t want to go to the gym

Unmet need

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Maybe you just need to do it more?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    My pecs are too tight

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    That’s what I’m saying. That is how much I need to stretch

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It doesn’t hurt. It just isn’t comfy

  5. Context · · Dave

    So good

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Did you sleep buy that?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    No actually lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I have had such a bad headache. I’m desperate!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Have you like… talked to a dr?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmfao

Vulnerability

Showing 3 of 10 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

  1. Context · · Dave

    Daaaamn

  2. Context · · Dave

    Not sure yet lol. Still writhing in getting out of bed. Then will see

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Not sure yet lol. Still writhing in getting out of bed. Then will see This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Yeah, I just dropped them off. Figured we could all use a break from each other. No, I just it's nice to tire them out before the week starts because I hate leaving them home alone And it's just such a pain for…

  5. Context · · Dave

    I actually got up around 8 to pee and was like fuuuuuck this lol

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Not sure yet lol. Still writhing in getting out of bed. Then will see

  2. Context · · Dave

    Not sure yet lol. Still writhing in getting out of bed. Then will see This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good morning Yeah, I just dropped them off. Figured we could all use a break from each other. No, I just it's nice to tire them out before the week starts because I hate leaving them home alone And it's just such a pain for…

  4. Context · · Dave

    I actually got up around 8 to pee and was like fuuuuuck this lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, I do feel good 👍 😊

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ehh… you’re probably already there now though so, good job 👏

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    All done. Allellluuiiiaaa

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I feel like I’m going to have to have knee surgery at some point in the next decade or so 😭

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m proud of you

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah probably