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2026-05-23

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[2026-05-23 06:48:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting here at the stupid gym getting ready to go in Waiting for my erection to decline Whatever is the first thing I saw and opened up the text was that she can't wait to sit on my hard dick multiple multiple times in a few weeks So I guess this is number one for the day Account Yeah, what so today you are going out with friends from somewhere not the rescue right that's tomorrow Or Monday I don't know you're painting this weekend. That's right. I don't know what Up to Nothing I don't think I don't feel like doing anything That's for sure So I don't know it rains here It rang here last night, so everything was all wet so it probably gonna be humid today. Awesome. I don't know I don't know what I'm gonna do today Probably just cleared the house Like what I'm always doing I don't feel like doing that, though I don't feel like doing much of anything New hobby Yeah, no sorry dead dead space. I'm also watching a train like right in front of the job that's got a lot of graffiti on it. So Yeah, not much going on over here. Just missing you and looking forward to my fingers through your hair. While texting in your mouth and while it isn't Oh gosh, damn so I wonder count is two It wasn't like all the way down, but I was getting there now it's hard see that's really a holiday With you, it's just like I cannot wait till my dick slide into you Your pussy is so so wet and hot and tight. It feels so good. Cannot wait to get in there. I also can't wait to hug you and snuggle with you Rub all over your body kiss your neck, and your ears Squeeze your breasts and your throat Well, this is adding minutes to enter the gym time, but I might as well go with it now I guess I've also revisited that fantasy about making out in the backseat of your car at the grocery store like that What was the other one? There's the dressing room yeah that's creeping its way up on the list. Oh that reminds me the other day you said we had might not be able to get through our whole whole naughty bucket list so I was wondering if we need to like go in there prioritize things so Maybe you go in and order everything from one to however many numbers it is on highest priority so knock those things out for sure I think I'm gonna make out in the back of your car in a parking lot in a public parking lot to the list that needs to be an official one now It doesn't have to be at the grocery store right away, but it's gone on the list. Some things are like you know easy 69 whatever I will just do that anytime so it doesn't need to be like a priority number But that's your assignment for today you're not the assignment oh yeah, and your pictures of your pussy or picture Yes, it can be multiple pictures They really get in there too like you could send me a picture of something inside it or with your finger spreading it apart like creative Get in there and get some good ones All right, yeah so I told you I was gonna just settle And I'm still hard You've got the best pussy in your ass and your tits and everything is perfect. You are the perfect little doll and person. I like you as a person too. You're a good person. The rest of you, sorry too OK, I'm sorry I wanna fuck you Jerk off before I go in there When I get pictures of your pussy All right, baby bye Love you and I miss you and you're the best and I cannot wait to talk to you today and oh 7 1/2 inches that'll almost do it all right have a good morning. I hope you slept well. I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
[2026-05-23 06:52:00] Dave: #3 updating the list 🤪… and it’s not even 0700
[2026-05-23 06:52:00] Dave: I might not even make it to the gym today lol
[2026-05-23 08:13:00] Sam Willis: Did you make it into the damn gym?!?
[2026-05-23 08:13:00] Sam Willis: Lmaooo you’re such a goof sometimes
[2026-05-23 08:13:00] Sam Willis: Oh thank you for telling me that you like me as an actual person too
[2026-05-23 08:14:00] Sam Willis: 😝
[2026-05-23 08:17:00] Dave: I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t overdoing it on the sex stuff 🤭
[2026-05-23 08:17:00] Dave: I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t overdoing it on the sex stuff 🤭
[2026-05-23 08:18:00] Dave: Because I was thinking about you again 😏
[2026-05-23 08:18:00] Dave: Yeah I finally made it in. But I had to sit for a minute after I was done stretching because to wait for #5 to go down 🤭
[2026-05-23 08:19:00] Dave: And I’m actually hard right now as I’m standing here getting ready to hop in the shower. Soooo… 6 times so far today.
[2026-05-23 08:20:00] Dave: Damn… it might be way more than I estimated 😅😋
[2026-05-23 08:22:00] Sam Willis: I love it! 🥰
[2026-05-23 08:23:00] Sam Willis: You’re such a horndog sometimes 🤭
[2026-05-23 08:23:00] Sam Willis: Mayyyyybe you will need some sort of release 💦 today
[2026-05-23 08:24:00] Dave: *stroke
[2026-05-23 08:24:00] Dave: I was actually just thinking about that as I lightly stroked my cock
[2026-05-23 08:24:00] Dave: Because I’m still doing it
[2026-05-23 08:25:00] Sam Willis: I wish I had that on my tongue
[2026-05-23 08:25:00] Dave: Just the head
[2026-05-23 08:25:00] Sam Willis: Fuckkkkkk
[2026-05-23 08:25:00] Dave: Smearing precum around
[2026-05-23 08:25:00] Sam Willis: Now I have 🔥 running through me
[2026-05-23 08:25:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmm 🤤🤤
[2026-05-23 08:26:00] Dave: I could totally cum right now
[2026-05-23 08:26:00] Dave: But I think I’m gonna hold off
[2026-05-23 08:26:00] Sam Willis: Get in the shower
[2026-05-23 08:27:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-23 08:28:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-23 08:29:00] Sam Willis: I thought you were going to hold off
[2026-05-23 08:29:00] Sam Willis: My mouth is literally like drooling
[2026-05-23 08:29:00] Dave: Fuuuuck
[2026-05-23 08:29:00] Sam Willis: Soooooooo hott
[2026-05-23 08:30:00] Dave: I am
[2026-05-23 08:30:00] Dave: Probably
[2026-05-23 08:30:00] Sam Willis: What if I was there right now and I begged you bc I wanted it so badly
[2026-05-23 08:30:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm I don’t think you should
[2026-05-23 08:30:00] Dave: I’m kinda right on the edge
[2026-05-23 08:31:00] Sam Willis: And I just had my mouth very lightly on your cock
[2026-05-23 08:31:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-05-23 08:32:00] Sam Willis: Just licking off your pre cum with the very tip of my tongue then lightly circling my tongue around the head.
[2026-05-23 08:33:00] Sam Willis: While you have your hands in my hair. Just holding handful on each side
[2026-05-23 08:33:00] Dave: Oh I’m definitely gonna cum
[2026-05-23 08:33:00] Dave: I’m so close
[2026-05-23 08:34:00] Sam Willis: Then I start running my mouth and my tongue further and further down your cock
[2026-05-23 08:34:00] Sam Willis: Lightly sucking
[2026-05-23 08:34:00] Dave: Fuck
[2026-05-23 08:35:00] Dave: Don’t stop
[2026-05-23 08:35:00] Sam Willis: And you’re telling me no but also can’t help but push my head further onto you. You’re guiding me back and forth.
[2026-05-23 08:36:00] Sam Willis: With my other hand, I start rubbing it over my pussy lips, feeling how wet you’ve made me
[2026-05-23 08:36:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-23 08:36:00] Dave: Wow
[2026-05-23 08:37:00] Dave: That was totally amazing 🥵
[2026-05-23 08:37:00] Sam Willis: I love you baby
[2026-05-23 08:37:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-05-23 08:37:00] Sam Willis: Fuckkkkkkk you’re so hotttttt. Mmm I can’t wait to be with you in just a couple weeks. Ahhhhh!!!
[2026-05-23 08:37:00] Sam Willis: 🥰
[2026-05-23 08:38:00] Dave: And I love you
[2026-05-23 08:38:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe 🤭 🫠🫠
[2026-05-23 08:38:00] Dave: 😮‍💨
[2026-05-23 08:38:00] Dave: Omg me too!
[2026-05-23 08:38:00] Dave: I’m still out of breath hahaha
[2026-05-23 08:39:00] Dave: K… shower time
[2026-05-23 09:16:00] Dave: Whew… that was hot
[2026-05-23 09:16:00] Dave: Thanks baby
[2026-05-23 09:17:00] Sam Willis: I had just woken up so that was fun lol
[2026-05-23 09:17:00] Sam Willis: I’m at the dogs daycare bc I’m going to let them run off energy today. And it’s packed so we have a long wait. And they are losing their shittttt waiting in the car, so that’s fun. And my class starts in 40 min. Should be ok though. Hopefully.
[2026-05-23 09:17:00] Sam Willis: Hehe thank YOU baby
[2026-05-23 09:19:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-05-23 09:19:00] Dave: I can only imagine
[2026-05-23 09:19:00] Dave: I can only imagine
[2026-05-23 09:19:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-05-23 09:24:00] Dave: Ooooh that’s right
[2026-05-23 09:24:00] Sam Willis: I dunno wtf I was thinking to bring them when it’s Memorial Day wknd and everyone is dropping off for boarding 😭
[2026-05-23 09:25:00] Dave: I forgot it was MD
[2026-05-23 09:27:00] Sam Willis: I’m thinking about just taking them back home 😬
[2026-05-23 09:28:00] Sam Willis: And the lady is just chit chatting it up. Gonna murder someone
[2026-05-23 09:37:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good grief they have a terrible system because Whenever you get there to drop them off for boarding, they make you go through all their food instructions all their medicine instructions they hand write them all down. You can't pay until you get there like you can't pay online and it's like dude. Have them fill out all their boarding information via email or via the system when you reserve them so then you don't need to fucking spend time while they're there going through all the instructions and then let people pay online so like I didn't even get to pay for them I'm gonna I'll pay for them when I pick them up, but they ended up just taking mine back through the locker room. She was like if you're just here for the day I'll just take it back and just pay later. I'm like cool I've been sitting here. I'm thinking I've been sitting here for 30 minutes because I've done this a while ago but Whatever I just feel like there are ways to make the system more fucking efficient and then they have they try. They have signs all over the parking lot. That's like one at a time. We will come out and get you when it's your time you don't get out of the car don't get your dogs out whatever like basically don't get fucking Nancy. Of course everybody gets fucking Nancy and then they they can't keep track of. Who came in and who's first and so it's just like so then they come out and they're like walking around the parking lot like where you next and it's like I don't fucking know. I can't see who's all behind me like I think I'm fucking next I just wanna do this a lot better that's all I have to say but whatever they do a good job. I shouldn't judge get time I left everybody was sitting outside their cars. Everybody's like let's fucking go. They also just opened up 30 minutes ago so the workers are probably like Jesus Christ but they should know that this is how it is a fucking holiday weekend I'm surprised I even let my dogs come in normally it's just boarding kids so. All right, I'm rambling, but I'm gonna run home grab some water and then go work out. I don't wanna work out at all. But it'll be good for me I hope you had a great workout and a great after workout. Sure seem like you did so I love that. All right well I'm sure I'll be talking to you after the gym. I'm gonna go take a quick shower and then I'm going to run over to Home Depot and get the shit and start the shit not looking forward to it but I'm glad the dogs be out of the house so I can just focus. And yeah, I hate painting. I wish you were here to do this shit with me. Somebody was here to do this shit with me so much faster but anyway All right, bye
[2026-05-23 09:51:00] Dave: Yeah that sounds like a shit system
[2026-05-23 09:52:00] Dave: Have a great workout!! 🏋️‍♂️
[2026-05-23 09:52:00] Dave: You would do it way better!
[2026-05-23 09:53:00] Sam Willis: So true!
[2026-05-23 09:53:00] Dave: My post workout was amazing thanks to you
[2026-05-23 09:53:00] Dave: I’ll help you when I’m there!!
[2026-05-23 09:53:00] Dave: At least the rooms are empty! That makes it super easy
[2026-05-23 09:53:00] Sam Willis: So true!
[2026-05-23 09:57:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha I love that name and yes you so should
[2026-05-23 09:57:00] Dave: I might take Bearington Boyington to the dog wash today 🤔
[2026-05-23 10:39:00] Sam Willis: But I’m glad I went
[2026-05-23 10:39:00] Sam Willis: Blahhhhhhh
[2026-05-23 10:39:00] Sam Willis: That was fucking horrible
[2026-05-23 10:39:00] Sam Willis: Fucking military trainer. I want to die.
[2026-05-23 10:41:00] Dave: What was it?
[2026-05-23 10:44:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Warm-up was like 200 m row then take band and do hit circles and then kick back-and-forth and then sucking the spot down well when you go to the side And then you do that four different times and then the workout was set of 25 we went down to 2520 1510 and five and you did chest presses deadlifts cleans And Shoulder presses and I was like this is all fucking arms and then I have to pay It'll be fine but like tomorrow I gotta do my workout again and it's full body and I'm gonna be screaming. That is also Christian's like low-key kind of making me feel bad because he messaged him was like hey Kai has a grad party today and it's kind of I'm just gonna get the glass of stuff and I was like OK sounds good. I just I said I'll be home. I'm gonna be painting. I just took the dogs to daycare and then he like made this like kind of sad face emoji the emoji with like the crooked lips you know and he was like oh OK one I'm glad they're gonna get a play. I'll miss seeing them and I was like. Come see whatever you want I mean All right, maybe I'm gonna take a cold shower. My emphasis was on the wrong word. Maybe I'm gonna take a cold shower cause I've never do that but it does kind of sound nice right now OK bye
[2026-05-23 11:35:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Hell, yeah, did you take a cold shower? So first, yeah you are gonna be hurting Your arms up and down because that's all back shoulders everything you're gonna be fucking dead So that's good. Sounds like a good workout. Don't fucking be feeling bad for him just think think back and don't even start That's he doesn't deserve that he doesn't deserve you and he doesn't deserve to make you feel bad so don't OK You have nothing to feel bad about and you've done more than you Anyone else would have for him so yeah, don't feel that
[2026-05-23 11:36:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-23 11:39:00] Sam Willis: I did not take a cold shower. Can’t do it lol
[2026-05-23 11:40:00] Sam Willis: So annoying. But it’s fine.
[2026-05-23 11:40:00] Dave: I know you do. Just don’t let it get out of control
[2026-05-23 11:40:00] Sam Willis: 🤬
[2026-05-23 11:40:00] Sam Willis: I still feel bad for him….
[2026-05-23 11:40:00] Sam Willis: The LEAST he could do is help me fucking paint lol
[2026-05-23 11:41:00] Dave: You got paint yet?
[2026-05-23 11:42:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I just cleaned the garage and straighten some stuff up. It's gotten much out of control over the winter and I didn't really feel like doing shit today and still kind of don't but somehow I powered through that and got that done. I feel a little more productive or more motivated now I guess that I got out and made myself do that but it's kind of just gross humid outside like. Sweat just trickling down my butt crack like almost immediately, but it's not like not even that hot either and that's kind of reverse So yeah, I'm back inside now though packing up some orders
[2026-05-23 11:42:00] Sam Willis: Nope. Just mopped and cleaned the kitchen. Leaving now though!
[2026-05-23 11:43:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-23 11:43:00] Sam Willis: They love this thing. Could watch it all day
[2026-05-23 11:44:00] Sam Willis: No they haven’t. I’ve also been!
[2026-05-23 11:44:00] Dave: And that fatty ain’t catching shit lmao 🤣
[2026-05-23 11:44:00] Dave: Oooh that’s pretty cool
[2026-05-23 11:44:00] Dave: They don’t like drag the whole thing off?
[2026-05-23 11:45:00] Sam Willis: Sweat trickling down your butt crack
[2026-05-23 11:45:00] Sam Willis: Lmaooo
[2026-05-23 11:46:00] Sam Willis: Good for you!
[2026-05-23 11:48:00] Sam Willis: I am definitely getting a redbull today
[2026-05-23 11:53:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So tell me your painting strategy are you the type that tape tapes everything off before you start and you tape like a whole room off for the whole area off or do you tape off kind of as you're going or do you not take off at all and you just like you know Risk it
[2026-05-23 11:54:00] Sam Willis: And maybe I’ll have a pizza delivered bc fuck it!
[2026-05-23 11:54:00] Dave: I’ve already knocked back 2 monsters
[2026-05-23 11:56:00] Dave: Yessss!
[2026-05-23 11:56:00] Sam Willis: I was thinking more the painting deserved it. But why not both!!
[2026-05-23 11:56:00] Dave: That workout deserves pizza!!
[2026-05-23 11:58:00] Sam Willis: Oh I ain’t doing any priming shit
[2026-05-23 11:58:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, it depends On what is in the room typically I if I tape, I'll tape everything In one shot and then paint I do it like in steps do one thing tape Clean first Primer paint on tape whatever you got cut in before I roll so but if I don't tape which I can get away with depending on like what I'm painting around, but I'm May not surprise you a pretty proficient painter So I can cut in like without Getting pain all over the place pretty well but typically Lot of tape and then cut in around the edges And then roll everything else or if I'm not spraying it Yeah, why do you do it as you go cause that sounds awful
[2026-05-23 11:59:00] Dave:
[2026-05-23 11:59:00] Sam Willis: No this does not surprise me lol
[2026-05-23 12:00:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Why the fuck am I gonna waste my time priming no can you just? I think you can get the paint that does both it's a primer and the paint and one I'm not doing and I'm not doing multiple coats like I will do some touchups, but one code it is this is all we got time for OK also I'm high as I go Like you know big chunks like OK this totally empty bedrooms are probably I'll probably take it all you know at once but anyway, OK more to come on the colors and stuff I just got to Home Depot so you know I'll keep you posted
[2026-05-23 12:00:00] Dave: And what color is it currently?
[2026-05-23 12:00:00] Dave: What color are you painting it anyway?
[2026-05-23 12:02:00] Sam Willis: I am a very busy woman lol
[2026-05-23 12:02:00] Dave: all you got time for
[2026-05-23 12:02:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-23 12:05:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, you are indeed a very busy woman I yeah oh God so I guess I tend to always be painting different colors than what's on there or painting from like darker lighter but either way like I also I'm usually painting over drywall repairs which needs to be primed so I've always prime everything the primer and painter or the paint with the primer in it is OK like you'll be fine if you're just like painting a similar color like like light colors whatever like I'm sure it'll be fine But it's like like anything that is dual purpose. It's not as good as a prime like primer than paint and you'll definitely need more than one coat if you're trying to cover up any kind of like darker paint or whatever drastically different color. Yeah And I can't paint would never tape as I go like I'm like my whole process is to get Like all in steps like when I'm tapping I'm taking I get done cause I fucking hate it so I do it all in one that way I can paint without having to leave the paint like once I start painting. I paint everything until it's done. So I pour my paint for like the brush cut in every absolutely everything then I'm done with the brush in the cutting and then I get the roller and the roller pan And roll everything then I'm done then I clean that that's it and it's always like just over the decade that I've been painting things. That's just whatever find my process down to also. You might think about getting a really big roller like I bought. I think it's an 18 inch roller. I didn't be bigger like 20 so you'd have to buy like. Infrastructure like you know, not infrastructure, but like the handle in the pole that goes on it so don't have to get a ladder on how your ceilings are I got one of those and I can roll over in like 15 minutes. It is so so nice with the extra long roller if you get a bigger pan and stuff too, but like totally worth it especially if you're doing multiple rooms yeah
[2026-05-23 12:28:00] Sam Willis: I started to grab this color bc I liked it then I was like wait
[2026-05-23 12:28:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-23 12:28:00] Sam Willis: Fuck that
[2026-05-23 12:28:00] Sam Willis: 😒
[2026-05-23 12:29:00] Dave: Good call
[2026-05-23 12:29:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-23 12:43:00] Sam Willis: Story time!
[2026-05-23 12:44:00] Dave: Send it
[2026-05-23 12:44:00] Dave: Awwwwe yeah
[2026-05-23 12:45:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I was standing there waiting for them to fix up my paint and I have like a cart full of stuff and this old man who's like he hadn't been in the 70s maybe even older he was like is that all for you? And I said yeah sure is and he's like nowadays you guys are doing too much and I was like oh I guess so. I didn't know what the fuck you're talking about and he's like you know back in the day. You just had babies in and cooked in the kitchen, but now you guys are just doing too much but I was like well I like doing too much. And what the fuck I don't know what he was trying to say like I mean, I think I know what he was trying to say but I'm like cool bro bye Old ass man weirdo
[2026-05-23 12:47:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God so was he like that I like my grandpa used to say shit like that but like in a you know like not like it totally sounded terrible and misogynistic but like he was like genuinely happy that times that progressed and like liked seeing women You know doing things and shit and being self you know being equal essentially but like he would say shit like that like totally came off rock so is that guy like trying to do that like trying to be sweet or whatever or was he like you fucking women need to get your asses back in the kitchen where you belong
[2026-05-23 12:51:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So I kind of thought the same thing but the more he talked in the fact, he kept saying you're doing too much made it sound like it wasn't my place to be doing it But I wanted to be like who the fuck I was just gonna do it I want to be like get back in your day. You guys got married at age fucking 15 and then you decide to spend the rest of your life together even though you're miserable. Sorry, I mean Eminem OK, the cutting in I don't even know what the fuck that means You mentioned like patching stuff Yeah, I'm just gonna roll over pain over holes. It'll be fine right it's fine. The whole goal is just to get this shit in a semi decent space to. Fucking lift the house OK also I was talking to Joe and I was like he's like I don't know why you're even bothering repainting. He's like it's not like I painted those rooms like crazy colors which she did and I'm not loving the green. That's in the bathrooms. Some of the bathrooms I was like yeah OK well there are big open spots now we're like the TV mounts were and stuff and he's like I thought you were just leaving the TV mounts like what the fuck why would Christian take the TV match? You're supposed to just leave those behind I'm like I don't know he moved it. He moved out. He took the TV. He's like I didn't even take the TV mount when I moved out I'm like bro if you only knew I'm like I don't even give a shit at this point. I just wanted it to be done. But do you really think that you leave the TV mounts I mean, I would I will cause I don't know what the fuck to do with him like I'm not gonna fuck with it but yeah
[2026-05-23 12:57:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: So leaving TV mounts, I don't know about because there's no guarantee that one that they're gonna want the TV in the same place but two that their TV will has the same like Female side of the bolts that connected to the bracket, right Like if there's both so much, I mean, I guess you could always just go get new bolts so yeah maybe leave it but Yeah, I guess I don't know You know it works for your TV so maybe you should just take it like I guess that makes sense too but anyway cutting in is when you like go around with a paintbrush and like paint all the corners because obviously the roller doesn't go right that far in or around the trim like the door and windows and stuff like that that's cutting cutting in is what that's called because the roller can't get that close So do that and then you go back with the roller and Just cover like as close as you can and then there's already cut paint there and then that guy so maybe he meant you're doing too much as in pretty young ladies shouldn't have to do so much there should have a husband to do all that stuff Which is like a compliment from him in his eyes probably so that I guess that's a good example. It's like this shit my grandpa would say like meaning well but just in the wrong you know century
[2026-05-23 13:21:00] Dave: Call your doctor if you haven’t already done so
[2026-05-23 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Thank you very much for remembering though ❤️❤️
[2026-05-23 13:24:00] Sam Willis: I did and they’re fucking closed
[2026-05-23 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Soooooo I’ll be insane for 2-3 days
[2026-05-23 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Love that for me
[2026-05-23 13:25:00] Dave: Nah you should be alright with bupropion. I don’t think it leaves your system that quickly
[2026-05-23 13:38:00] Dave: Fuck yeah!
[2026-05-23 13:38:00] Sam Willis: YASSSS
[2026-05-23 13:51:00] Sam Willis: I hate painting SO MUCH
[2026-05-23 13:53:00] Dave: I used to but then I got good at it and I don’t mind it so much
[2026-05-23 13:55:00] Sam Willis: “Oooo this is so therapeutic and relaxing”
[2026-05-23 13:55:00] Sam Willis: I’m sweating my ass off
[2026-05-23 13:55:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-23 15:32:00] Dave: How’s the painting going?
[2026-05-23 15:32:00] Dave: Hey babydoll
[2026-05-23 15:36:00] Sam Willis: Over ittttt
[2026-05-23 15:36:00] Dave: I bet
[2026-05-23 15:52:00] Sam Willis: Ok. That room is done except for teeny tiny edges bc I need to get a super thin brush
[2026-05-23 15:52:00] Sam Willis: Holy fuck that shit stinks
[2026-05-23 15:53:00] Dave: Good job!
[2026-05-23 15:54:00] Sam Willis: I’ll tape it all off at least
[2026-05-23 15:54:00] Sam Willis: Do i have the energy to paint a second room. Man I dunno.
[2026-05-23 15:55:00] Dave: It’ll be that much less you have to do tomorrow
[2026-05-23 17:22:00] Sam Willis: I’m taking a break for a bit. I am wipedddddd
[2026-05-23 17:22:00] Sam Willis: How are you?
[2026-05-23 17:23:00] Sam Willis: Christian is here
[2026-05-23 17:38:00] Dave: Oh yeah?
[2026-05-23 17:38:00] Sam Willis: He’s going to hang out until he goes to pick up Kai at 5
[2026-05-23 17:39:00] Dave: Nothing much
[2026-05-23 17:39:00] Sam Willis: Yea he packed up the last of the stuff then made me food and now we are watching true crime lol 🤷‍♀️
[2026-05-23 17:39:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-05-23 17:40:00] Dave: Just working on some printing stuff
[2026-05-23 17:41:00] Sam Willis: Have you had a good day? I’ll show you pics of the room once I remove all the tape. Then I taped up the other room and will finish it tomorrow after I get back from lunch with the girls
[2026-05-23 17:46:00] Dave: Yeah it has been alright. I haven’t felt like doing anything, but I’ve been pretty productive.
[2026-05-23 17:48:00] Sam Willis: I feel like I could take a damn nap
[2026-05-23 18:08:00] Dave: Heh, yeah I bet!
[2026-05-23 18:09:00] Dave: After working out and painting a whole room
[2026-05-23 18:26:00] Sam Willis: My whole body hurts
[2026-05-23 18:26:00] Dave: Yeah you did some serious weightlifting
[2026-05-23 18:59:00] Sam Willis: Before was this blue
[2026-05-23 19:00:00] Sam Willis: Now it’s like a green
[2026-05-23 19:01:00] Dave: Very nice
[2026-05-23 19:01:00] Sam Willis: I still have touch ups but no more today. Gonna go get the pups.
[2026-05-23 19:01:00] Sam Willis: It’s called recycled glass lol
[2026-05-23 19:02:00] Dave: Oh dang
[2026-05-23 19:02:00] Dave: How late is that place open
[2026-05-23 19:02:00] Sam Willis: 7
[2026-05-23 19:03:00] Dave: I like the color. Looks like you did a great job too
[2026-05-23 19:04:00] Sam Willis: Thanks baby
[2026-05-23 19:04:00] Sam Willis: What’s the easiest way you’ve found to clean the walls bc the next room-the walls are disgusting
[2026-05-23 19:06:00] Dave: I never really do more than wipe down with a damp cloth. How dirty is it? Like chunks of stuff stuck to the walls? Sticky stuff?
[2026-05-23 19:06:00] Sam Willis: Nah just dirt
[2026-05-23 19:07:00] Sam Willis: I canceled my workout for tomorrow lol
[2026-05-23 19:07:00] Dave: Yeah just damp rag. Dawn diluted in water if necessary
[2026-05-23 19:07:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-23 19:08:00] Dave: That one this morning sounded pretty rough
[2026-05-23 19:08:00] Sam Willis: I can’t believe ppl do this shit for a living
[2026-05-23 19:08:00] Sam Willis: My shoulders and back and hands are toast
[2026-05-23 19:08:00] Dave: I thought you might
[2026-05-23 19:21:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: My friend texted me earlier today and a girl that we went to high school with so she's our age. She's a married for. Let's just say 10 years they have a five-year-old daughter who's getting ready to start kindergarten They live in North Carolina. It was just posted that her husband died and head on car collision. I cannot even fucking imagine I mean OK I can't imagine because I went through something similar but like that poor little girl oh my God, I'm just like I don't know. That's just fucking devastating and I don't think that they live like I don't think that either of their family is like live in North Carolina Like I can't stop thinking about them I just cannot fucking imagine and This girl went to high school with also her mom died whenever we were I think in college and I can't remember if she died from like being sick I think that's what it was but just like oh my God fucking devastating
[2026-05-23 20:32:00] Dave: Omg that’s horrible
[2026-05-23 20:33:00] Dave: Yeah, I think you do have a pretty good idea what it’s like
[2026-05-23 20:42:00] Sam Willis: So so sad
[2026-05-23 20:43:00] Sam Willis: I just went and got me some icecream. Now I’m gonna sit my fat ass on the couch and watch murder. I am so so excited
[2026-05-23 20:45:00] Dave: Moose tracks?
[2026-05-23 20:45:00] Dave: Yesss!
[2026-05-23 20:48:00] Sam Willis: My hands hurt so bad right here
[2026-05-23 20:49:00] Dave: Workin so hard
[2026-05-23 20:49:00] Dave: Awwwwwe
[2026-05-23 20:49:00] Dave: You poor babe
[2026-05-23 20:50:00] Dave: You deserve that ice cream!!
[2026-05-23 20:52:00] Sam Willis: I appreciate you but I’m basically a big baby 🙃
[2026-05-23 20:53:00] Dave: And massage it
[2026-05-23 20:53:00] Dave: I could get you some ice for your hand
[2026-05-23 20:53:00] Sam Willis: I would so love for you to be here though so you could hold me 😭
[2026-05-23 20:53:00] Dave: Oh I know 😘
[2026-05-23 20:53:00] Dave: And eat your pussy
[2026-05-23 20:54:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-05-23 20:54:00] Dave: You know, just regular stuff
[2026-05-23 20:58:00] Sam Willis: The one like 48 hrs or?
[2026-05-23 20:58:00] Dave: What was the show you said I should watch
[2026-05-23 20:59:00] Sam Willis: It’s called New Orleans homicide. Or homicide New Orleans
[2026-05-23 20:59:00] Sam Willis: On Netflix
[2026-05-23 21:25:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait to go to sleep 😂
[2026-05-23 21:31:00] Dave: Going to sleep is pretty great
[2026-05-23 21:32:00] Sam Willis: One of my most favorite things!
[2026-05-23 21:33:00] Sam Willis: I wondered when that was gonna happen! 😝
[2026-05-23 21:33:00] Dave: In fact, I think I’m going to do it right now!
[2026-05-23 21:33:00] Dave: Heheh
[2026-05-23 21:33:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams baby ❤️❤️
[2026-05-23 21:34:00] Dave: Goodnight love
[2026-05-23 21:35:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-05-23 21:35:00] Sam Willis: Heheh
[2026-05-23 21:35:00] Sam Willis: Night baby. Talk to you tomorrow!
[2026-05-23 21:35:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-05-23 21:35:00] Sam Willis: You know one of the many things I super love about you?
[2026-05-23 21:35:00] Sam Willis: That we have the same bedtime

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(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW The day began with a playful and sexually charged tone, with Dave's gym activities serving as a backdrop for his vivid descriptions and fantasies. The mood shifted to a more reflective and emotionally warm evening, with discussions about Sam's painting project and a shared sense of longing for each other’s physical presence. The most defining moment was the creative and emotionally charged imaginary sexual encounter between them.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Gym Activities * Dave discusses his struggles to come down from an erection, and his preparations for the gym. * Emotional register: Playful, teasing. * Notable quote: "Waiting for my erection to decline."

  1. Sam's Plans
  2. Sam discusses her plans for the week, including painting and a rescue event.
  3. Emotional register: Casual, informative.

  4. Notable quote: "I don't know what. Up to nothing, I don't feel like doing anything."

  5. Painting Project

  6. Detailed discussion on painting techniques, strategies, and challenges. Sam shares her frustration and Dave provides advice.
  7. Emotional register: Exasperated, supportive.

  8. Notable quote: "I hate painting so much."

  9. Friend's Training Regimen

  10. Sam talks about her friend's intense training and how it is affecting her.
  11. Emotional register: Frustrated, annoyed.

  12. Notable quote: "I want to die."

  13. Naughty Bucket List

  14. Dave and Sam discuss adding new fantasies to their naughty bucket list, including making out in a public place.
  15. Emotional register: Excited, playful.

  16. Notable quote: "I wonder if we need to like go in there prioritize things."

  17. Personal Growth and Productivity

  18. Dave talks about his feelings on productivity and the importance of overcoming resistance to tasks.
  19. Emotional register: Reflective, determined.

  20. Notable quote: "I feel a little more productive or more motivated now."

  21. Emotional Connection and Support

  22. Dave reassures Sam that she doesn't need to feel bad for her friend and encourages her to focus on her own well-being.
  23. Emotional register: Tender, supportive.

  24. Notable quote: "You have nothing to feel bad about."

  25. News of a Friend's Tragedy

  26. Sam shares the devastating news of a friend's husband dying in an accident, highlighting their shared empathy and emotional impact.
  27. Emotional register: Genuinely shocked, empathetic.
  28. Notable quote: "I cannot even fucking imagine."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave fantasizes about making love to Sam, describing her physical attributes and his longing for intimacy. - They discuss their "naughty bucket list," with Dave proposing new fantasies, including making out in public. - Dave describes his physical state, including his erection and the desire for release. - Sam engages in a vivid, imaginative sexual encounter with Dave, describing the sensations and their mutual pleasure.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave often leads with playful teasing and physical desires, while Sam follows and matches the tone. - There's an underlying vulnerability and longing in their expressions of wanting to be together. - Moments of tension arise with Sam's frustrations about her friend's expectations and her own emotional state. - Expressions of love and physical longing are frequent, with Dave often providing comfort and reassurance.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine." — Dave, playful greeting. - "Your pussy is so so wet and hot and tight." — Dave, sexually explicit. - "You’re such a horndog sometimes." — Sam, teasing. - "You have the best pussy in your ass and your tits and everything is perfect." — Dave, sensual phrasing. - "That was fucking horrible." — Sam, descriptive of a workout. - "Can you at least help me fucking paint?" — Sam, exasperated. - "I cannot wait to be with you in just a couple weeks." — Sam, longing. - "That poor little girl." — Sam, empathy. - "I'm gonna sit my fat ass on the couch and watch murder." — Sam, self-deprecating humor. - "I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow." — Dave, closure.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Dave and Sam plan to continue discussing and prioritizing their naughty bucket list. - Sam’s painting project is ongoing, with discussions about colors and techniques to be continued. - Emotional threads from the conversation about personal growth and productivity are left open for further exploration. - The running joke about the gym and gym-related struggles is likely to continue.

MOOD MAP playful teasing → sexually charged fantasy → reflective vulnerability → tender emotional support → empathetic reflection → longing intimacy

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    243

    60.0 fewer; previous daily average 303.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    25

    3.9 fewer; previous daily average 28.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 119 · 49% 124 · 51%
Average reply time 2m 30s (n=61) 3m 33s (n=62)
Conversation starts 1 of 1 · 100% 0 of 1 · 0%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 30s (n=61). 17% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 7s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 501 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 33s (n=62). 1% longer; pooled historical mean 3m 31s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 504 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 44.4 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 55.6% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 9 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 7m 9s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.4%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

No changes met the alert thresholds.

Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 243 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update36 · 15%
Humor30 · 12%
Frustration23 · 9%
Affection21 · 9%
Excitement21 · 9%

All other signals

Vulnerability20 · 8%
Sexting19 · 8%
Emotional support13 · 5%
Encouragement13 · 5%
Checking in12 · 5%
Planning10 · 4%
Flirting7 · 3%
Appreciation6 · 2%
Request5 · 2%
Deep sharing3 · 1%
Disagreement2 · 1%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (21), Humor (15), Sexting (12), Affection (11), Excitement (11)
  • Sam Willis: Frustration (18), Humor (15), Status update (15), Vulnerability (14), Affection (10)

Tension and positive follow-ups

13 of 22 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (59%).

9 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 18s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 22 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting here at the stupid gym getting ready to go in Waiting for my erection to decline Whatever is the first thing I saw and opened up the text was that she can't wait to sit on…

  2. Context · · Dave

    #3 updating the list 🤪… and it’s not even 0700

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    I might not even make it to the gym today lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did you make it into the damn gym?!?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmaooo you’re such a goof sometimes

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    I thought you were going to hold off

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    My mouth is literally like drooling

  5. Context · · Dave

    Fuuuuck

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I thought you were going to hold off

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    My mouth is literally like drooling

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    Fuuuuck

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Soooooooo hott

  5. Positive follow-up · · Dave

    I am

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

218 of 243 messages (89.7%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 107 / 119 89.9%
Sam Willis 111 / 124 89.5%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.82
Appreciation 0.76
Checking in 0.71
Deep sharing 0.73
Disagreement 0.70
Emotional support 0.75
Encouragement 0.72
Excitement 0.77
Flirting 0.83
Frustration 0.72
Humor 0.69
Planning 0.65
Request 0.67
Sexting 0.90
Status update 0.61
Vulnerability 0.71
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-15 20:59:42
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 21 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.991

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting here at the stupid gym getting ready to go in Waiting for my erection to decline Whatever is the first thing I saw and opened up the text was that she can't wait to sit on…

  2. Context · · Dave

    #3 updating the list 🤪… and it’s not even 0700

  3. Context · · Dave

    I might not even make it to the gym today lol

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did you make it into the damn gym?!?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmaooo you’re such a goof sometimes

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Oh thank you for telling me that you like me as an actual person too

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    😝

  5. Context · · Dave

    I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t overdoing it on the sex stuff 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    And I’m actually hard right now as I’m standing here getting ready to hop in the shower. Soooo… 6 times so far today.

  2. Context · · Dave

    Damn… it might be way more than I estimated 😅😋

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I love it! 🥰

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re such a horndog sometimes 🤭

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mayyyyybe you will need some sort of release 💦 today

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: So leaving TV mounts, I don't know about because there's no guarantee that one that they're gonna want the TV in the same place but two that their TV will has the same like Female side of the bolts that con…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Call your doctor if you haven’t already done so

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Thank you very much for remembering though ❤️❤️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I did and they’re fucking closed

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Soooooo I’ll be insane for 2-3 days

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok. That room is done except for teeny tiny edges bc I need to get a super thin brush

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Holy fuck that shit stinks

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Good job!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’ll tape it all off at least

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Do i have the energy to paint a second room. Man I dunno.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Before was this blue

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Now it’s like a green

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Very nice

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I still have touch ups but no more today. Gonna go get the pups.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s called recycled glass lol

Checking in

Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    #3 updating the list 🤪… and it’s not even 0700

  2. Context · · Dave

    I might not even make it to the gym today lol

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Did you make it into the damn gym?!?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmaooo you’re such a goof sometimes

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh thank you for telling me that you like me as an actual person too

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    And that fatty ain’t catching shit lmao 🤣

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oooh that’s pretty cool

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    They don’t like drag the whole thing off?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sweat trickling down your butt crack

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmaooo

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    No this does not surprise me lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Why the fuck am I gonna waste my time priming no can you just? I think you can get the paint that does both it's a primer and the paint and one I'm not doing and I'm not doing multiple coats like I will do some touchups, but…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    And what color is it currently?

  4. Context · · Dave

    What color are you painting it anyway?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I am a very busy woman lol

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    all you got time for

  2. Context · · Dave

    lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, you are indeed a very busy woman I yeah oh God so I guess I tend to always be painting different colors than what's on there or painting from like darker lighter but either way like I also I'm usually…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I started to grab this color bc I liked it then I was like wait

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

score 0.82 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    He’s going to hang out until he goes to pick up Kai at 5

  2. Context · · Dave

    Nothing much

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Yea he packed up the last of the stuff then made me food and now we are watching true crime lol 🤷‍♀️

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    What are you up to?

  5. Context · · Dave

    Just working on some printing stuff

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You know one of the many things I super love about you?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    That we have the same bedtime

Disagreement

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I thought you were going to hold off

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    My mouth is literally like drooling

  5. Context · · Dave

    Fuuuuck

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Probably

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    What if I was there right now and I begged you bc I wanted it so badly

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Hmmm I don’t think you should

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m kinda right on the edge

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    And I just had my mouth very lightly on your cock

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehe thank YOU baby

  2. Context · · Dave

    Ugh

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I can only imagine This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Dave

    I can only imagine

  5. Context · · Dave

    Ugh This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ugh

  2. Context · · Dave

    I can only imagine This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I can only imagine

  4. Context · · Dave

    Ugh This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Ooooh that’s right

score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Blahhhhhhh

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    That was fucking horrible

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Fucking military trainer. I want to die.

  4. Context · · Dave

    What was it?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Warm-up was like 200 m row then take band and do hit circles and then kick back-and-forth and then sucking the spot down well when you go to the side And then you do that four different times and then the workout was set of…

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I could totally cum right now

  2. Context · · Dave

    But I think I’m gonna hold off

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Get in the shower

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lightly sucking

  2. Context · · Dave

    Fuck

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Don’t stop

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    And you’re telling me no but also can’t help but push my head further onto you. You’re guiding me back and forth.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    With my other hand, I start rubbing it over my pussy lips, feeling how wet you’ve made me

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good grief they have a terrible system because Whenever you get there to drop them off for boarding, they make you go through all their food instructions all their medicine instructions they hand write them all down. You can…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah that sounds like a shit system

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Have a great workout!! 🏋️‍♂️

  4. Context · · Dave

    You would do it way better!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    So true! This message responded to an earlier message.

Excitement

Showing 3 of 21 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.88 · confidence 0.7565

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting here at the stupid gym getting ready to go in Waiting for my erection to decline Whatever is the first thing I saw and opened up the text was that she can't wait to sit on…

  2. Context · · Dave

    #3 updating the list 🤪… and it’s not even 0700

  3. Context · · Dave

    I might not even make it to the gym today lol

score 0.75 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting here at the stupid gym getting ready to go in Waiting for my erection to decline Whatever is the first thing I saw and opened up the text was that she can't wait to sit on…

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    #3 updating the list 🤪… and it’s not even 0700

  3. Context · · Dave

    I might not even make it to the gym today lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did you make it into the damn gym?!?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I wish I had that on my tongue

  2. Context · · Dave

    Just the head

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Fuckkkkkk

  4. Context · · Dave

    Smearing precum around

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Now I have 🔥 running through me

Flirting

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score 0.94 · confidence 0.995

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting here at the stupid gym getting ready to go in Waiting for my erection to decline Whatever is the first thing I saw and opened up the text was that she can't wait to sit on…

  2. Context · · Dave

    #3 updating the list 🤪… and it’s not even 0700

  3. Context · · Dave

    I might not even make it to the gym today lol

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t overdoing it on the sex stuff 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.

  2. Context · · Dave

    I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t overdoing it on the sex stuff 🤭

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Because I was thinking about you again 😏

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I finally made it in. But I had to sit for a minute after I was done stretching because to wait for #5 to go down 🤭

  5. Context · · Dave

    And I’m actually hard right now as I’m standing here getting ready to hop in the shower. Soooo… 6 times so far today.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Damn… it might be way more than I estimated 😅😋

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I love it! 🥰

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You’re such a horndog sometimes 🤭

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mayyyyybe you will need some sort of release 💦 today

  5. Context · · Dave

    *stroke

Frustration

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.6204999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting here at the stupid gym getting ready to go in Waiting for my erection to decline Whatever is the first thing I saw and opened up the text was that she can't wait to sit on…

  2. Context · · Dave

    #3 updating the list 🤪… and it’s not even 0700

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I might not even make it to the gym today lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did you make it into the damn gym?!?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmaooo you’re such a goof sometimes

score 0.90 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I thought you were going to hold off

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    My mouth is literally like drooling

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Fuuuuck

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Soooooooo hott

  5. Context · · Dave

    I am

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I had just woken up so that was fun lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m at the dogs daycare bc I’m going to let them run off energy today. And it’s packed so we have a long wait. And they are losing their shittttt waiting in the car, so that’s fun. And my class starts in 40 min. Should be ok though. Hopefu…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Hehe thank YOU baby

  4. Context · · Dave

    Ugh

  5. Context · · Dave

    I can only imagine This message responded to an earlier message.

Humor

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score 0.80 · confidence 0.697

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting here at the stupid gym getting ready to go in Waiting for my erection to decline Whatever is the first thing I saw and opened up the text was that she can't wait to sit on…

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    #3 updating the list 🤪… and it’s not even 0700

  3. Context · · Dave

    I might not even make it to the gym today lol

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did you make it into the damn gym?!?

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    I might not even make it to the gym today lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Did you make it into the damn gym?!?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Lmaooo you’re such a goof sometimes

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh thank you for telling me that you like me as an actual person too

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    😝

score 0.80 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lmaooo you’re such a goof sometimes

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh thank you for telling me that you like me as an actual person too

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    😝

  4. Context · · Dave

    I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t overdoing it on the sex stuff 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Dave

    I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t overdoing it on the sex stuff 🤭

Planning

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Dave

    I can only imagine

  2. Context · · Dave

    Ugh This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Ooooh that’s right

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I dunno wtf I was thinking to bring them when it’s Memorial Day wknd and everyone is dropping off for boarding 😭

  5. Context · · Dave

    I forgot it was MD

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I dunno wtf I was thinking to bring them when it’s Memorial Day wknd and everyone is dropping off for boarding 😭

  2. Context · · Dave

    I forgot it was MD

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’m thinking about just taking them back home 😬

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    And the lady is just chit chatting it up. Gonna murder someone

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Good grief they have a terrible system because Whenever you get there to drop them off for boarding, they make you go through all their food instructions all their medicine instructions they hand write them all down. You can…

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    So true!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahaha I love that name and yes you so should

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I might take Bearington Boyington to the dog wash today 🤔

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I’m glad I went

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Blahhhhhhh

Request

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s called recycled glass lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh dang

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    How late is that place open

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    7

  5. Context · · Dave

    I like the color. Looks like you did a great job too

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    I like the color. Looks like you did a great job too

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Thanks baby

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    What’s the easiest way you’ve found to clean the walls bc the next room-the walls are disgusting

  4. Context · · Dave

    I never really do more than wipe down with a damp cloth. How dirty is it? Like chunks of stuff stuck to the walls? Sticky stuff?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Nah just dirt

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    So so sad

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just went and got me some icecream. Now I’m gonna sit my fat ass on the couch and watch murder. I am so so excited

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Moose tracks?

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yesss!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    My hands hurt so bad right here

Sexting

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score 1.00 · confidence 1.0

  1. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I am sitting here at the stupid gym getting ready to go in Waiting for my erection to decline Whatever is the first thing I saw and opened up the text was that she can't wait to sit on…

  2. Context · · Dave

    #3 updating the list 🤪… and it’s not even 0700

  3. Context · · Dave

    I might not even make it to the gym today lol

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    😝

  2. Context · · Dave

    I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t overdoing it on the sex stuff 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t overdoing it on the sex stuff 🤭

  4. Context · · Dave

    Because I was thinking about you again 😏

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I finally made it in. But I had to sit for a minute after I was done stretching because to wait for #5 to go down 🤭

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Because I was thinking about you again 😏

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I finally made it in. But I had to sit for a minute after I was done stretching because to wait for #5 to go down 🤭

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    And I’m actually hard right now as I’m standing here getting ready to hop in the shower. Soooo… 6 times so far today.

  4. Context · · Dave

    Damn… it might be way more than I estimated 😅😋

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I love it! 🥰

Status update

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t overdoing it on the sex stuff 🤭

  2. Context · · Dave

    Because I was thinking about you again 😏

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah I finally made it in. But I had to sit for a minute after I was done stretching because to wait for #5 to go down 🤭

  4. Context · · Dave

    And I’m actually hard right now as I’m standing here getting ready to hop in the shower. Soooo… 6 times so far today.

  5. Context · · Dave

    Damn… it might be way more than I estimated 😅😋

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Mmmmm 🤤🤤

  2. Context · · Dave

    I could totally cum right now

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    But I think I’m gonna hold off

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Get in the shower

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Omg me too!

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m still out of breath hahaha

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    K… shower time

  4. Context · · Dave

    Whew… that was hot

  5. Context · · Dave

    Thanks baby

Vulnerability

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oh thank you for telling me that you like me as an actual person too

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    😝

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t overdoing it on the sex stuff 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.

  4. Context · · Dave

    I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t overdoing it on the sex stuff 🤭

  5. Context · · Dave

    Because I was thinking about you again 😏

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    😝

  2. Context · · Dave

    I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t overdoing it on the sex stuff 🤭 This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t overdoing it on the sex stuff 🤭

  4. Context · · Dave

    Because I was thinking about you again 😏

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I finally made it in. But I had to sit for a minute after I was done stretching because to wait for #5 to go down 🤭

score 0.60 · confidence 0.6

  1. Context · · Dave

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I thought you were going to hold off

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    My mouth is literally like drooling

  4. Context · · Dave

    Fuuuuck

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Soooooooo hott