2026-08-19
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[2026-08-19 07:36:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to work and That sucks, but it's all right I guess Oh well, I could not get up this morning. Woke up at five. My arms off at 5:30. I woke up at five and I had to pee and I think I already woken up like once or twice and was like fuck it. I'm just gonna hold off but then at five I had to get up. And peed and then I was like fuck this I'm gonna go back to bed for my last 30 minutes, even though I know that was gonna be terrible cause you know like going back to sleep and then Having to get up 30 minutes later when the alarm goes off, which I didn't do I snoozed for until about 10 after six I think Then I got my ass up and got moving Luckily, I got out early enough that the traffic wasn't Horrible yet, Ibiza school rush, at least in front of the house or in my neighborhood So how was last night? I went to the gym last night that was dumb, but you know I was busy in there, though which I did not like. Workout was OK Tell me about last night Oh my God Where'd you go to eat? I thought when you texted me the picture I couldn't the pictures of the pup. I forgot that y'all were going out to dinner too so then after I hadn't heard from you for a while I was like oh shit I hope she's all right You're fine So yeah, what you get like you gonna take good Oh my God I hope you slept well. I can't remember if you were working from how you were gonna call in sick today that's right but fucking Sameer. Can't wait to see what that's about hopefully Maybe you're gonna be the person that takes the new AI just wouldn't that be some shit Be better than that's for sure I might even come work for you if you were in charge of it Probably still wouldn't wanna do it not because of you but just because I don't know maybe I was just gonna say I don't wanna be like in the spotlight You know a big AI but also Stand up and discipline for AI when it's feels like it might be fizzling out a little bit Doesn't sound like a good move Especially because like Schwab is Not exactly well known for being in the forefront of trends so I feel like they might be hopping on this like this thing a little late and we're gonna go in on it and then it's not gonna really be a thing But I guess we'll see what happens I'll see what happens. See what you do with the team. So how's your hair turning out? Do you like that? I still haven't seen other photo of it I got a regular day. Do you still get up in a ponytail too yeah I'm sure you can. So yeah, I just wondering how you're liking that it's like easier to deal with or what looks great That's for sure, but you always look great no matter what you could probably go with a Baldy and Still be Beautiful Yeah, I'm sure Anything I'm forgetting to talk about I don't think so. It was a pretty uneventful evening. All right, I love you. I miss you. You're beautiful. You're the best and I'll talk to you soon.
[2026-08-19 08:40:00] Sam Willis: Hiii. I think I’m going to take that sick day. And still just meet with Samir later. But for now. Sleep. Love you byeeeee
[2026-08-19 08:40:00] Dave: Sleep well sweetie 💕
[2026-08-19 08:49:00] Sam Willis: And 5 minutes later, I’m already feeling guilty. 🤦♀️😩
[2026-08-19 08:50:00] Dave: This
[2026-08-19 08:50:00] Sam Willis: Maybe I deserve to be fired 😭
[2026-08-19 08:50:00] Sam Willis: Ugh. OK going to try to sleep again
[2026-08-19 08:50:00] Dave: Remember!
[2026-08-19 08:50:00] Dave: Fuck
[2026-08-19 08:50:00] Dave: They give you sick time for a reason baby
[2026-08-19 08:50:00] Dave: Corporate
[2026-08-19 08:50:00] Dave: Overlord
[2026-08-19 08:50:00] Sam Willis: I know I know. You’re right.
[2026-08-19 08:50:00] Dave: Hahaha, you poor thing
[2026-08-19 08:51:00] Dave: You’re sick
[2026-08-19 08:51:00] Dave: …in the head 😵💫
[2026-08-19 10:40:00] Dave: Hahahah there’s a conference room called “armadillo” here and Ahika just about it. And even though we don’t really use those code words it still totally triggered me and took a second to realized what she was talking about lol
[2026-08-19 11:30:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha. Your nervous system was like wait what?!? 🤪
[2026-08-19 11:31:00] Sam Willis: Ok. I’m up. Going to shower. Might actually go into the office. Lord
[2026-08-19 11:31:00] Dave: Why?!
[2026-08-19 11:31:00] Dave: wtf bro
[2026-08-19 11:32:00] Dave: Omg you’re leaving me again!!!
[2026-08-19 11:32:00] Sam Willis: Bc I have to WFH Friday bc I’ll be in a different state!
[2026-08-19 11:32:00] Sam Willis: I dunnnoooooooo. Guilt
[2026-08-19 11:33:00] Dave: I forgot about that
[2026-08-19 11:33:00] Dave: So?… sick days don’t count against your wfh days
[2026-08-19 11:35:00] Sam Willis: I know but I’ll code like 3 hrs sick and 6 telecommute
[2026-08-19 11:36:00] Dave: Code 8 hours of sick fool
[2026-08-19 11:36:00] Sam Willis: Ok. Maybe you’re right. Maybe I’m being ridiculous
[2026-08-19 11:37:00] Sam Willis: 1130
[2026-08-19 11:37:00] Sam Willis: Wait. 11.
[2026-08-19 11:37:00] Sam Willis: So yea definitely not driving in. No time lol
[2026-08-19 11:37:00] Dave: Did you get some more sleep?
[2026-08-19 11:37:00] Dave: When is your call with Samir?
[2026-08-19 11:38:00] Dave: Lmk what it’s about as soon as you’re done!!
[2026-08-19 11:38:00] Dave: Probably a promotion
[2026-08-19 11:48:00] Sam Willis: You’re ridiculous
[2026-08-19 11:49:00] Dave: You’re right I don’t. But overachieving boss bitches like you do!
[2026-08-19 11:49:00] Sam Willis: You don’t just get promotions
[2026-08-19 11:50:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-08-19 11:50:00] Dave: He probably wants you to lead the new ai team
[2026-08-19 11:50:00] Sam Willis: Maybe he’s seeing that I’m just not leadership material 😭
[2026-08-19 11:50:00] Dave: I bet that’s what it is
[2026-08-19 11:54:00] Sam Willis: Ok finally listening to your voice message
[2026-08-19 11:57:00] Sam Willis: I know fuck all about AI
[2026-08-19 11:57:00] Sam Willis: I’m pretty anti AI tbh
[2026-08-19 11:57:00] Dave: Yeah I think we talked about that yesterday 🤔
[2026-08-19 11:58:00] Dave: What is its problem?
[2026-08-19 11:58:00] Sam Willis: The hair is not doing well bro
[2026-08-19 11:58:00] Dave: Oh no
[2026-08-19 11:59:00] Sam Willis: I am not hott
[2026-08-19 12:00:00] Dave: Ok, about the hair. The most important question still hasn’t been answered. Is it long enough for me to reach when I fuck you from behind? 😏
[2026-08-19 12:01:00] Dave: What?!
[2026-08-19 12:01:00] Sam Willis: No!
[2026-08-19 12:01:00] Dave: Travesty 😭
[2026-08-19 12:01:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-08-19 12:02:00] Sam Willis: I am SO FUCKING BROAD BACKED
[2026-08-19 12:02:00] Sam Willis: Dude
[2026-08-19 12:02:00] Sam Willis: OH MY GOD
[2026-08-19 12:02:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-19 12:03:00] Dave: Phew
[2026-08-19 12:03:00] Dave: I can totally still reach that
[2026-08-19 12:03:00] Sam Willis: might as well recruit me for the fucking Indianapolis colts bc HOLY FUCK
[2026-08-19 12:03:00] Dave: LOLOL
[2026-08-19 12:03:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-08-19 12:03:00] Dave: I knew it was coming
[2026-08-19 12:03:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t looked at my back like that in a long while. ITS AWFUL
[2026-08-19 12:04:00] Sam Willis: It’s a fucking box
[2026-08-19 12:04:00] Sam Willis: There’s no figure!!
[2026-08-19 12:04:00] Sam Willis: I appreciate you saying that but it’s FAT
[2026-08-19 12:04:00] Dave: You look strong! Which is hot af 🥵
[2026-08-19 12:04:00] Dave: It’s “figure”
[2026-08-19 12:05:00] Sam Willis: I gotta figure this out
[2026-08-19 12:05:00] Sam Willis: The rowing machine is not my friend
[2026-08-19 12:05:00] Sam Willis: And I love that thing 😭😭
[2026-08-19 12:05:00] Sam Willis: I need to hire a personal trainer once I’m in Indy
[2026-08-19 12:05:00] Dave: No it isn’t. It gives you a nice V shape down to your hips
[2026-08-19 12:06:00] Dave: You’re sexy 😍
[2026-08-19 12:06:00] Dave: It is. And you have it
[2026-08-19 12:06:00] Sam Willis: A V shape sounds nice 😭😭😭
[2026-08-19 12:07:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-19 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Box
[2026-08-19 12:07:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭😭
[2026-08-19 12:10:00] Sam Willis: Nice try bro
[2026-08-19 12:10:00] Sam Willis: ANY way
[2026-08-19 12:13:00] Sam Willis: Oh stfu!!
[2026-08-19 12:13:00] Dave: Hey…
[2026-08-19 12:13:00] Dave: This is more true than you telling me I have a big dick 🤣
[2026-08-19 12:14:00] Dave: 🤣
[2026-08-19 12:14:00] Dave: It’s true bro
[2026-08-19 12:15:00] Dave: You’re objectively hot and there’s nothing you can do to convince me otherwise
[2026-08-19 12:17:00] Dave: Not saying I’m unwilling to play along though 😘
[2026-08-19 12:17:00] Dave: Not saying I’m unwilling to play along though 😘
[2026-08-19 12:23:00] Sam Willis: And you objectively have an amazing dick 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-08-19 12:24:00] Dave: Hehehe, that I can accept 🤭
[2026-08-19 13:38:00] Sam Willis: I didn’t get fired
[2026-08-19 13:38:00] Sam Willis: Just wanted to chat
[2026-08-19 13:38:00] Sam Willis: He was very complimentary
[2026-08-19 13:39:00] Dave: Dur
[2026-08-19 13:39:00] Sam Willis: Said I should reach out to him more
[2026-08-19 13:39:00] Sam Willis: I CAN’T WITH MY NERVES
[2026-08-19 13:39:00] Sam Willis: Lord.
[2026-08-19 13:39:00] Dave: Will you start listening to me more please?? 🤪
[2026-08-19 13:40:00] Sam Willis: Sir, I can’t listen to you when you’re saying dumb things like I’ll be promoted lol
[2026-08-19 13:41:00] Dave: It’s called hyperbole
[2026-08-19 13:44:00] Sam Willis: Hmph
[2026-08-19 13:46:00] Dave: Don’t you hmph me for trying to hype your ass!!
[2026-08-19 14:12:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going?
[2026-08-19 14:13:00] Dave: Just got finished going over the quarterly compliance report for 3rd party with Henry.
[2026-08-19 14:13:00] Dave: Not too bad 😊
[2026-08-19 14:14:00] Sam Willis: The week lol
[2026-08-19 14:14:00] Dave: That’s my work-thing for the week 🤭
[2026-08-19 14:15:00] Dave: What about you? I see you decided to NOT listen to your closest confidant and go to work 😐
[2026-08-19 14:15:00] Sam Willis: Once I’m done with this call, I’ll finally voice message you lol
[2026-08-19 14:15:00] Dave: lol
[2026-08-19 14:16:00] Dave: Or just catching the current call
[2026-08-19 14:16:00] Dave: I’m thinking about taking a nap 🤔
[2026-08-19 14:16:00] Dave: Are you working the rest of the day?
[2026-08-19 14:17:00] Dave: Not sure if I’m actually tired or just cold lol
[2026-08-19 14:17:00] Sam Willis: Not fully
[2026-08-19 14:17:00] Sam Willis: Going to step away after this call
[2026-08-19 14:17:00] Sam Willis: Going to step away after this call
[2026-08-19 14:17:00] Sam Willis: Not fully
[2026-08-19 14:44:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Hello, I ordered me some Subway and I got me two cookies and my fat self is very happy So yeah Anyway, Chris Foy didn't get the role For Stevens back film, so I'm almost positive they hired externally So no idea who's coming in and when But I hate that for Chris because he works his ass off and he'd be really fucking good So Yeah Sam told me today that there were 105 applicants Anyway I hope you had a good nap I signed up to go work out at 4:30. I definitely don't want to. I don't wanna do anything shocker Do I cancel my workout appointment? Anyway, John Richardson on my team he was out for two weeks on leave because his wife has cancer. She went through surgery. They thought they got it all. They just confirmed a day that she stage three and it's in her nose. So she's gonna have to go through chemo so it's just I just feel terrible so I gotta do something for him So I don't know what to do But anyway All right well oh last night for dinner we went to quench I love that place. It's like a cocktails type of bar and I wish I would've met Kendall a long time ago because she and I are so similar I feel like we would be total besties and I'm really sad to like leave. Leave and not like have that friendship anymore because she's amazing We had a blast
[2026-08-19 14:45:00] Sam Willis: Shit cut me off but you get the gist lol
[2026-08-19 14:57:00] Sam Willis: Maybe it’ll just be a YouTube afternoon ❤️❤️
[2026-08-19 15:11:00] Dave: I had a great nap! Mainly because I woke up thinking about fucking you from behind… but that quickly evolved to you riding me seated à la
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[2026-08-19 15:13:00] Dave: So I came pretty quickly thinking about your sexy back pressed up against my chest while I choked you 🥵
[2026-08-19 15:13:00] Sam Willis: Look how hott you are!!! Dress shirt and everything!!
[2026-08-19 15:13:00] Sam Willis: Yasssssssss
[2026-08-19 15:14:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵🥵🥵
[2026-08-19 15:15:00] Dave: And 100 people?! Jesus
[2026-08-19 15:15:00] Dave: That’s too bad about Chris. Did Chris tell you? Or did Samir?
[2026-08-19 15:16:00] Sam Willis: Holy!!
[2026-08-19 15:16:00] Dave: Eric said 60 people applied for our other open role so I guess it isn’t too far fetched
[2026-08-19 15:16:00] Sam Willis: Neither. Heard through the grapevine.
[2026-08-19 15:16:00] Sam Willis: Have you guys made an offer yet?
[2026-08-19 15:16:00] Sam Willis: Neither. Heard through the grapevine.
[2026-08-19 15:17:00] Dave: But we have another open role too
[2026-08-19 15:17:00] Sam Willis: What other open role???
[2026-08-19 15:17:00] Dave: Danby’s backfill
[2026-08-19 15:17:00] Dave: Yeah that one guy accepted.
[2026-08-19 15:18:00] Dave: I say: fuck it
[2026-08-19 15:18:00] Dave: Data center… stuff
[2026-08-19 15:18:00] Dave: So are you going to work out today?
[2026-08-19 15:18:00] Dave: Rest up
[2026-08-19 15:18:00] Sam Willis: That was from freaking forever ago
[2026-08-19 15:18:00] Sam Willis: Blahhhhhhhhh
[2026-08-19 15:18:00] Dave: Yup
[2026-08-19 15:19:00] Dave: Enjoy your sick day
[2026-08-19 15:20:00] Sam Willis: I have one more hour to decide before I’m locked in. Ugh
[2026-08-19 15:42:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. Another phone call listening to Christian tell me about his sex life.
[2026-08-19 15:43:00] Dave: Ooooh I wanna hear!
[2026-08-19 15:44:00] Sam Willis: I don’t ask him to expand upon this lol
[2026-08-19 15:44:00] Sam Willis: lol it’s nothing. Just the woman he’s seeing is just surface level but the sex is good
[2026-08-19 15:45:00] Dave: So I guess he never asked about the boots and hat laying around that day he came over and you (we) were taking a nap?
[2026-08-19 15:52:00] Sam Willis: Nope
[2026-08-19 16:05:00] Sam Willis: Canceled the workout. He’s going to come over bc he was asking logistics questions about the move and I’m like you just need to come over bc it’s too hard to tell over the phone
[2026-08-19 16:54:00] Sam Willis: Between 2-3 every day, the dogs become terrorists
[2026-08-19 16:54:00] Dave: They need their exercise!
[2026-08-19 16:55:00] Sam Willis: Why don’t YOURS??
[2026-08-19 16:55:00] Dave: They get crazy too
[2026-08-19 16:56:00] Dave: …. Different owners
[2026-08-19 16:56:00] Dave: But you know. Different dogs
[2026-08-19 16:57:00] Sam Willis: Don’t you even
[2026-08-19 16:58:00] Sam Willis: Why don’t YOU exercise yours!!!!
[2026-08-19 16:59:00] Dave: Duh
[2026-08-19 16:59:00] Dave: Actually, I do need to
[2026-08-19 16:59:00] Dave: Because I don’t feel like it
[2026-08-19 16:59:00] Sam Willis: That’s not very nice to them lol
[2026-08-19 17:00:00] Dave: They play with each other
[2026-08-19 17:00:00] Dave: And I throw the ball and play tug when I’m watching tv or whatever.
[2026-08-19 17:01:00] Sam Willis: That’s not the same thing as exercise 🤪
[2026-08-19 17:01:00] Dave: But I’ve been trying to get motivated to take them for walks and frame it as exercise for myself to go along with my new gym momentum
[2026-08-19 17:15:00] Sam Willis: When does it start cooling off over there?
[2026-08-19 17:17:00] Dave: Around October I think
[2026-08-19 17:18:00] Dave: This is the hottest summer since I’ve been here. It has been over 100 for weeks on weeks. Before this year we’d only have a a couple non-consecutive weeks where it would break 100
[2026-08-19 17:20:00] Sam Willis: It’s bad and sad
[2026-08-19 17:20:00] Sam Willis: Climate change bro!
[2026-08-19 17:20:00] Sam Willis: It is!!!
[2026-08-19 17:27:00] Dave: Oh for sure
[2026-08-19 17:28:00] Dave: I really regret moving here because of it
[2026-08-19 18:52:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-19 19:17:00] Dave: Daaaamn!
[2026-08-19 19:24:00] Sam Willis: That poor baby!!!!!
[2026-08-19 19:24:00] Sam Willis: The cries 😭😭😭
[2026-08-19 19:25:00] Dave: The mother came around the corner a few seconds later
[2026-08-19 19:26:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-08-19 19:26:00] Sam Willis: Good because her child was in distress!!
[2026-08-19 19:31:00] Sam Willis: How’s your night going?
[2026-08-19 19:32:00] Dave: Good. Just getting ready to hit the gym 💪
[2026-08-19 19:32:00] Dave: Hbu? Christian?
[2026-08-19 19:35:00] Dave: Trying!
[2026-08-19 19:35:00] Sam Willis: Absolutely crushing it!!!
[2026-08-19 19:35:00] Sam Willis: Yea he came and went already.
[2026-08-19 19:36:00] Sam Willis: Are you weighing yourself to see what you’re losing?
[2026-08-19 19:36:00] Dave: No
[2026-08-19 19:37:00] Sam Willis: Your face already looks thinner!!
[2026-08-19 19:37:00] Dave: I know what to do to get where I want to be. If I weigh myself I just get disappointed, or obsessed.
[2026-08-19 19:37:00] Sam Willis: Are you noticing changes yet in how your clothes are fitting?
[2026-08-19 19:38:00] Dave: You think?
[2026-08-19 19:38:00] Dave: You think?
[2026-08-19 19:39:00] Dave: I can tell that I’ve dropped a lot of water weight over the last 2 weeks. Between stopping drinking, eating sugar, and working out.
[2026-08-19 19:41:00] Sam Willis: 🥵🥵🥵
[2026-08-19 19:41:00] Dave: And yeah I can see some small changes. Just from using my muscles regularly lol. They get bigger pretty quickly due to muscle memory - which offsets my bf%
[2026-08-19 19:42:00] Dave: 🥰
[2026-08-19 19:42:00] Sam Willis: 🤤🤤🤤
[2026-08-19 19:43:00] Sam Willis: I can’t wait to see you naked again 🤤🤤🤤
[2026-08-19 19:44:00] Dave: Mmmmm, now that’s the motivation I need 😏
[2026-08-19 19:44:00] Dave: I’ve been thinking about seeing you naked since…. The last time I saw you naked lol
[2026-08-19 19:49:00] Sam Willis: You’ll be disappointed lol
[2026-08-19 19:49:00] Sam Willis: You’ll be disappointed lol
[2026-08-19 19:50:00] Dave: Not a freaking chance 💯
[2026-08-19 19:50:00] Dave: Not a freaking chance 💯
[2026-08-19 19:59:00] Dave: What are you up to for the evening?
[2026-08-19 20:19:00] Sam Willis: Packing for my trip. But currently watching IG reels lol
[2026-08-19 20:22:00] Dave: When are you leaving and returning again?
[2026-08-19 20:26:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-19 20:27:00] Dave: What am I going to do for 2 whole days of work without you?!?!?! 😩😩😩
[2026-08-19 20:29:00] Sam Willis: I’ll be working!!
[2026-08-19 20:29:00] Sam Willis: Tomorrow and Friday
[2026-08-19 20:29:00] Dave: ITS NOT THE SAME
[2026-08-19 20:30:00] Dave: Hahaha I right that was AM
[2026-08-19 20:30:00] Sam Willis: lol. And I don’t even leave until AFTER work tomorrow
[2026-08-19 20:34:00] Sam Willis: Silly
[2026-08-19 20:41:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-19 20:42:00] Sam Willis: So fucking true
[2026-08-19 20:42:00] Dave: Lolol
[2026-08-19 20:44:00] Dave: AND they’re all taking adderall they obtained without a prescription… the same medication they’ll condescendingly deny any student or professional whether they need it or not.
[2026-08-19 22:00:00] Sam Willis: You still awake?
[2026-08-19 22:01:00] Sam Willis: I’m about to hop in the shower and shave my legs so that is gonna take quite some time 😅
[2026-08-19 22:02:00] Sam Willis: Soooo I wanted to say goodnight! And I love you! And you are so sexy. And I’m proud of you for kicking ass with the diet and exercise!
[2026-08-19 22:02:00] Sam Willis: Ya know. Cause this is like a once every 2 week activity at the moment 🤪
[2026-08-19 22:04:00] Dave: I love you too baby! Thank you! It really means a lot 🥰.
[2026-08-19 22:04:00] Dave: I’m about to hop in the shower too
[2026-08-19 22:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
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DAY OVERVIEW Wednesday was a day of playful banter, workplace stress, and flirtatious teasing. The defining moment was their playful discussion about Sam's potential promotion, which escalated into a sexually charged conversation about their physicality.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Routine - Dave woke up early, went to the gym, and reached work early. - Emotional register: Tired but determined. - Notable quote: "Thought I could go back to bed for 30 minutes."
- Sam's Day Off
- Sam considered taking a sick day, feeling guilty, but eventually decided to go to work.
- Emotional register: Guilt, reluctance.
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Notable quote: "Maybe I deserve to be fired."
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Work Updates
- Dave discussed workplace topics, including a conference room named 'Armadillo' and a compliance report.
- Emotional register: Matter-of-fact, amused.
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Notable quote: "There’s a conference room called 'Armadillo' here."
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Sam's Hair and Workout
- Sam mentioned her hair being a problem and her workout appointment.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, self-conscious.
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Notable quote: "I haven’t looked at my back like that in a long while. It’s a fucking box."
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Workplace Dynamics
- Dave speculated about Sam's meeting with Samir, suggesting it might be about a promotion.
- Sam expressed doubt about her leadership qualities.
- Emotional register: Anxious, unsure.
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Notable quote: "Maybe he’s seeing that I’m just not leadership material."
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Sam's Colleagues
- Sam discussed Chris Foy not getting a role and John Richardson's wife's health issues.
- Emotional register: Empathetic, concerned.
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Notable quote: "John Richardson on my team he was out for two weeks on leave because his wife has cancer."
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Personal Life Updates
- Sam mentioned her dinner with Kendall and her upcoming trip.
- Emotional register: Nostalgic, excited.
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Notable quote: "I wish I would've met Kendall a long time ago."
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Dinner and Social Life
- Sam shared her dinner plans and her feelings about leaving and not having a certain friendship anymore.
- Emotional register: Happy, sad.
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Notable quote: "I love that place. It's like a cocktails type of bar."
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Health and Wellness
- Dave discussed his diet and exercise regimen, including his weight loss and muscle gain.
- Emotional register: Proud, motivated.
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Notable quote: "I can tell that I’ve dropped a lot of water weight."
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Evening Plans
- Dave was heading to the gym, and Sam was packing for her trip.
- Emotional register: Anticipatory, loving.
- Notable quote: "I can’t wait to see you naked again."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave initiated a sexually charged conversation, asking about Sam's hair and whether it was long enough to grab during intercourse. - Sam expressed insecurity about her physical appearance, particularly her back. - Dave reassured her, finding her strong and sexy. - They fantasized about each other, with Dave describing a vivid sexual scenario involving choking and riding. - Sam expressed her desire to see Dave naked, complimenting his efforts in diet and exercise.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave played the role of the supportive and encouraging partner, boosting Sam's confidence and reassuring her about her physical appearance. - Sam was vulnerable, expressing her insecurities and fears, but also showed her playful and teasing side. - There was a sense of longing and anticipation for their next physical encounter. - The power dynamic shifted, with Dave taking a more dominant role in their flirtatious banter.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Good morning sunshine." — Dave, playful greeting. - "Fuck this I'm gonna go back to bed for my last 30 minutes." — Dave, frustrated. - "Remember! Fuck They give you sick time for a reason baby." — Dave, teasing. - "I'm pretty anti AI tbh." — Sam, opinionated. - "Is it long enough for me to reach when I fuck you from behind?" — Dave, sexually charged. - "I am SO FUCKING BROAD BACKED." — Sam, vulnerable. - "I can't wait to see you naked again." — Sam, flirtatious. - "You’ll be disappointed." — Sam, self-deprecating.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's meeting with Samir and potential promotion. - Sam's upcoming trip and the impact on their work dynamics. - Dave's continuing diet and exercise regimen and the anticipation of seeing its effects. - The unresolved tension and longing in their physical relationship.
MOOD MAP Playful banter → Vulnerable insecurity → Reassuring affirmation → Flirtatious teasing → Anticipatory longing
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
237
57.7 more; previous daily average 179.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
25
0.3 more; previous daily average 24.7 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 119 · 50% | 118 · 50% |
| Average reply time | 1m 21s (n=57) | 3m 28s (n=54) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 21s (n=57). 48% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 35s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 317 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 28s (n=54). 3% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 35s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 308 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 61.5 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 38.5% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 13 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 7m 32s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 96.6%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 32% higher than the previous daily average of 179.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
- Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 48% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 35s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 317 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 237 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (60), Humor (14), Affection (12), Flirting (8), Checking in (7)
- Sam Willis: Status update (40), Humor (16), Vulnerability (11), Frustration (10), Checking in (8)
Tension and positive follow-ups
12 of 19 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (63%).
7 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 50s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 19 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh. OK going to try to sleep again
- Context · · Dave
Remember!
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Fuck
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
They give you sick time for a reason baby
- Context · · Dave
Corporate
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement
- Context · · Dave
Corporate
- Context · · Dave
Overlord
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
I know I know. You’re right.
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
Hahaha, you poor thing
- Context · · Dave
You’re sick
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok. I’m up. Going to shower. Might actually go into the office. Lord
- Context · · Dave
Why?!
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
wtf bro
- Positive follow-up · · Dave
Omg you’re leaving me again!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc I have to WFH Friday bc I’ll be in a different state!
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
215 of 237 messages (90.7%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 110 / 119 | 92.4% |
| Sam Willis | 105 / 118 | 89.0% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.81 |
| Appreciation | 0.85 |
| Checking in | 0.71 |
| Disagreement | 0.62 |
| Emotional support | 0.72 |
| Encouragement | 0.76 |
| Excitement | 0.77 |
| Flirting | 0.84 |
| Frustration | 0.67 |
| Humor | 0.70 |
| Planning | 0.75 |
| Request | 0.50 |
| Sexting | 0.90 |
| Status update | 0.62 |
| Unmet need | 0.70 |
| Vulnerability | 0.69 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 13:30:18
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to work and That sucks, but it's all right I guess Oh well, I could not get up this morning. Woke up at five. My arms off at 5:30. I woke up at five and I had to pee and I t…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hiii. I think I’m going to take that sick day. And still just meet with Samir later. But for now. Sleep. Love you byeeeee
- Context · · Dave
Sleep well sweetie 💕
score 0.85 · confidence 0.782
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to work and That sucks, but it's all right I guess Oh well, I could not get up this morning. Woke up at five. My arms off at 5:30. I woke up at five and I had to pee and I t…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Hiii. I think I’m going to take that sick day. And still just meet with Samir later. But for now. Sleep. Love you byeeeee
- Context · · Dave
Sleep well sweetie 💕
- Context · · Sam Willis
And 5 minutes later, I’m already feeling guilty. 🤦♀️😩
score 0.88 · confidence 0.8075
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to work and That sucks, but it's all right I guess Oh well, I could not get up this morning. Woke up at five. My arms off at 5:30. I woke up at five and I had to pee and I t…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hiii. I think I’m going to take that sick day. And still just meet with Samir later. But for now. Sleep. Love you byeeeee
- Detected signal · · Dave
Sleep well sweetie 💕
- Context · · Sam Willis
And 5 minutes later, I’m already feeling guilty. 🤦♀️😩
- Context · · Dave
This
Appreciation
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
It’s a fucking box
- Context · · Sam Willis
There’s no figure!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I appreciate you saying that but it’s FAT
- Context · · Dave
You look strong! Which is hot af 🥵
- Context · · Dave
It’s “figure”
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m about to hop in the shower and shave my legs so that is gonna take quite some time 😅
- Context · · Sam Willis
Soooo I wanted to say goodnight! And I love you! And you are so sexy. And I’m proud of you for kicking ass with the diet and exercise!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ya know. Cause this is like a once every 2 week activity at the moment 🤪
- Context · · Dave
I love you too baby! Thank you! It really means a lot 🥰.
- Context · · Dave
I’m about to hop in the shower too
Checking in
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to work and That sucks, but it's all right I guess Oh well, I could not get up this morning. Woke up at five. My arms off at 5:30. I woke up at five and I had to pee and I t…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hiii. I think I’m going to take that sick day. And still just meet with Samir later. But for now. Sleep. Love you byeeeee
- Context · · Dave
Sleep well sweetie 💕
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
This
- Context · · Sam Willis
Maybe I deserve to be fired 😭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ugh. OK going to try to sleep again
- Context · · Dave
Remember!
- Context · · Dave
Fuck
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Hahahah there’s a conference room called “armadillo” here and Ahika just walked by asking about it. And even though we don’t really use those code words it still totally triggered me and took a second to realized what she was talking about…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hahaha. Your nervous system was like wait what?!? 🤪
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Ok. I’m up. Going to shower. Might actually go into the office. Lord
- Context · · Dave
Why?!
- Context · · Dave
wtf bro
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Corporate
- Context · · Dave
Overlord
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I know I know. You’re right.
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, you poor thing
- Context · · Dave
You’re sick
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re ridiculous
- Context · · Dave
You’re right I don’t. But overachieving boss bitches like you do!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You don’t just get promotions
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmfao
- Context · · Dave
He probably wants you to lead the new ai team
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok finally listening to your voice message
- Context · · Sam Willis
I know fuck all about AI
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m pretty anti AI tbh
- Context · · Dave
Yeah I think we talked about that yesterday 🤔
- Context · · Dave
What is its problem?
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I just got to work and That sucks, but it's all right I guess Oh well, I could not get up this morning. Woke up at five. My arms off at 5:30. I woke up at five and I had to pee and I t…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hiii. I think I’m going to take that sick day. And still just meet with Samir later. But for now. Sleep. Love you byeeeee
- Context · · Dave
Sleep well sweetie 💕
score 0.78 · confidence 0.697
- Context · · Sam Willis
And 5 minutes later, I’m already feeling guilty. 🤦♀️😩
- Context · · Dave
This
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Maybe I deserve to be fired 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh. OK going to try to sleep again
- Context · · Dave
Remember!
score 0.90 · confidence 0.7905
- Context · · Dave
Remember!
- Context · · Dave
Fuck
- Detected signal · · Dave
They give you sick time for a reason baby
- Context · · Dave
Corporate
- Context · · Dave
Overlord
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.7565
- Context · · Dave
Remember!
- Context · · Dave
Fuck
- Detected signal · · Dave
They give you sick time for a reason baby
- Context · · Dave
Corporate
- Context · · Dave
Overlord
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
So?… sick days don’t count against your wfh days
- Context · · Sam Willis
I know but I’ll code like 3 hrs sick and 6 telecommute
- Detected signal · · Dave
Code 8 hours of sick fool
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok. Maybe you’re right. Maybe I’m being ridiculous
- Context · · Sam Willis
1130
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Actually, I do need to
- Context · · Dave
Because I don’t feel like it
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
That’s not very nice to them lol
- Context · · Dave
They play with each other
- Context · · Dave
And I throw the ball and play tug when I’m watching tv or whatever.
Excitement
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am SO FUCKING BROAD BACKED
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dude
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
OH MY GOD
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Phew
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Phew
- Context · · Dave
I can totally still reach that
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
might as well recruit me for the fucking Indianapolis colts bc HOLY FUCK
- Context · · Dave
LOLOL
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
score 0.92 · confidence 0.8075
- Context · · Dave
So I came pretty quickly thinking about your sexy back pressed up against my chest while I choked you 🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
Look how hott you are!!! Dress shirt and everything!!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Yasssssssss
- Context · · Sam Willis
🥵🥵🥵🥵
- Context · · Dave
And 100 people?! Jesus
Flirting
Showing 3 of 11 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Oh no
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am not hott
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ok, about the hair. The most important question still hasn’t been answered. Is it long enough for me to reach when I fuck you from behind? 😏
- Context · · Dave
What?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
No!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
There’s no figure!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I appreciate you saying that but it’s FAT
- Detected signal · · Dave
You look strong! Which is hot af 🥵
- Context · · Dave
It’s “figure”
- Context · · Sam Willis
I gotta figure this out
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I need to hire a personal trainer once I’m in Indy
- Context · · Dave
No it isn’t. It gives you a nice V shape down to your hips
- Detected signal · · Dave
You’re sexy 😍
- Context · · Dave
It is. And you have it
- Context · · Sam Willis
A V shape sounds nice 😭😭😭
Frustration
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh. OK going to try to sleep again
- Context · · Dave
Remember!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Fuck
- Context · · Dave
They give you sick time for a reason baby
- Context · · Dave
Corporate
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok. I’m up. Going to shower. Might actually go into the office. Lord
- Context · · Dave
Why?!
- Detected signal · · Dave
wtf bro
- Context · · Dave
Omg you’re leaving me again!!!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc I have to WFH Friday bc I’ll be in a different state!
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Ok, about the hair. The most important question still hasn’t been answered. Is it long enough for me to reach when I fuck you from behind? 😏
- Context · · Dave
What?!
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
No!
- Context · · Dave
Travesty 😭
- Context · · Dave
Omg
Humor
Showing 3 of 30 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7394999999999999
- Context · · Dave
Overlord
- Context · · Sam Willis
I know I know. You’re right.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahaha, you poor thing
- Context · · Dave
You’re sick
- Context · · Dave
…in the head 😵💫
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
I know I know. You’re right.
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, you poor thing
- Detected signal · · Dave
You’re sick
- Context · · Dave
…in the head 😵💫
- Context · · Dave
Hahahah there’s a conference room called “armadillo” here and Ahika just walked by asking about it. And even though we don’t really use those code words it still totally triggered me and took a second to realized what she was talking about…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.612
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, you poor thing
- Context · · Dave
You’re sick
- Detected signal · · Dave
…in the head 😵💫
- Context · · Dave
Hahahah there’s a conference room called “armadillo” here and Ahika just walked by asking about it. And even though we don’t really use those code words it still totally triggered me and took a second to realized what she was talking about…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hahaha. Your nervous system was like wait what?!? 🤪
Planning
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
So yea definitely not driving in. No time lol
- Context · · Dave
Did you get some more sleep?
- Detected signal · · Dave
When is your call with Samir?
- Context · · Dave
Lmk what it’s about as soon as you’re done!!
- Context · · Dave
Probably a promotion
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
You don’t just get promotions
- Context · · Sam Willis
Lmfao
- Detected signal · · Dave
He probably wants you to lead the new ai team
- Context · · Sam Willis
Maybe he’s seeing that I’m just not leadership material 😭
- Context · · Dave
I bet that’s what it is
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
The rowing machine is not my friend
- Context · · Sam Willis
And I love that thing 😭😭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I need to hire a personal trainer once I’m in Indy
- Context · · Dave
No it isn’t. It gives you a nice V shape down to your hips
- Context · · Dave
You’re sexy 😍
Sexting
Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Oh no
- Context · · Sam Willis
I am not hott
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ok, about the hair. The most important question still hasn’t been answered. Is it long enough for me to reach when I fuck you from behind? 😏
- Context · · Dave
What?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
No!
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
It’s true bro
- Context · · Dave
You’re objectively hot and there’s nothing you can do to convince me otherwise
- Detected signal · · Dave
Not saying I’m unwilling to play along though 😘
- Context · · Dave
Not saying I’m unwilling to play along though 😘 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
And you objectively have an amazing dick 🥵🥵🥵
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Not saying I’m unwilling to play along though 😘
- Context · · Dave
Not saying I’m unwilling to play along though 😘 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
And you objectively have an amazing dick 🥵🥵🥵
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe, that I can accept 🤭
- Context · · Sam Willis
I didn’t get fired
Status update
Showing 3 of 100 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
Sleep well sweetie 💕
- Context · · Sam Willis
And 5 minutes later, I’m already feeling guilty. 🤦♀️😩
- Detected signal · · Dave
This
- Context · · Sam Willis
Maybe I deserve to be fired 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh. OK going to try to sleep again
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Sam Willis
Maybe I deserve to be fired 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh. OK going to try to sleep again
- Detected signal · · Dave
Remember!
- Context · · Dave
Fuck
- Context · · Dave
They give you sick time for a reason baby
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
Fuck
- Context · · Dave
They give you sick time for a reason baby
- Detected signal · · Dave
Corporate
- Context · · Dave
Overlord
- Context · · Sam Willis
I know I know. You’re right.
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
Unmet need
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why don’t YOU exercise yours!!!!
- Context · · Dave
Duh
- Detected signal · · Dave
Actually, I do need to
- Context · · Dave
Because I don’t feel like it
- Context · · Sam Willis
That’s not very nice to them lol
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 14 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.76 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hiii. I think I’m going to take that sick day. And still just meet with Samir later. But for now. Sleep. Love you byeeeee
- Context · · Dave
Sleep well sweetie 💕
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
And 5 minutes later, I’m already feeling guilty. 🤦♀️😩
- Context · · Dave
This
- Context · · Sam Willis
Maybe I deserve to be fired 😭
score 0.74 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
And 5 minutes later, I’m already feeling guilty. 🤦♀️😩
- Context · · Dave
This
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Maybe I deserve to be fired 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ugh. OK going to try to sleep again
- Context · · Dave
Remember!
score 0.65 · confidence 0.595
- Context · · Dave
You’re sick
- Context · · Dave
…in the head 😵💫
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahahah there’s a conference room called “armadillo” here and Ahika just walked by asking about it. And even though we don’t really use those code words it still totally triggered me and took a second to realized what she was talking about…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hahaha. Your nervous system was like wait what?!? 🤪
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ok. I’m up. Going to shower. Might actually go into the office. Lord