2026-08-20
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[2026-08-20 07:26:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the dumbass office God kill me You work for the week I mean all the work I'm gonna do for the week Yesterday Oh God, sorry stretch all these sore ass muscles Feels good though Jesus Christ am I even gonna like talk A recording of me, yawning and stretching I slept really good last night. I went to bed and. Woke up with the alarm, went off So that was pretty awesome That's the thing that sucks about working out at night I think is that I always have to pee because I drink obviously more water And then Of course I pay for go to bed but it all processes through from the previous couple hours and I wake up at first like five or 530 and can't just go back to sleep so yesterday today I got up just when I got up cause I woke up pretty decently Yesterday that I did not, I just went back to bed for 10 minutes before the alarm went off or whatever it was So yeah, there's a happy hour tonight, but I don't think I'm gonna go It's the way the hell out in Grapevine and I don't know. I'm on such a streak of not drinking and working out. I think I'm just gonna stick with the routine now. I don't wanna break it So are you going to the office today? Could you leave tonight right and then you work from home tomorrow? So is that right and then you come home Sunday morning? To remind me again, what the agenda is while you're there you're going for college graduation high school it's not now Graduation time for anybody who are you going there for school just started back up. I thought it was a graduation. Well, I don't know whatever yeah, let me know what's going on there. I'm probably just completely wrong. Fucking yelling again Anyway, I hope you had a great rest of your evening and Get through the shaving situation You have to use the clippers That sucks But Let's just It's just life for you All right, I'm gonna Go in since I don't have anything clearly valuable to say other than You're beautiful There's always that Love you miss you have a great day and I can't wait to talk to you soon. Bye.
[2026-08-20 08:08:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-20 08:08:00] Sam Willis: 😭
[2026-08-20 08:13:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I'm just getting ready For the lovely day slept like shit mainly cause it took me so long to fall asleep and I don't know why My mind wasn't really racing or anything, but like my heart was racing so that's fun I fly out tonight Leave my hotel early in the morning tomorrow Drive the two hours to Columbia work I think the graduation starts at 6:30 and yeah it's my sister's graduation from nursing school and she's like in an accelerated program so it's not like normal graduation timelines So graduation at 6:30 then our dinner reservations are at 8:30 so that's gonna be fucking rough like eating that fucking late in the day So I'm sure I'm gonna see my total fucking ass that night too. I'm gonna sleep like ass the rest of the weekend yeah AnyWho, but it'll be good then I'm supposed to right now. Stay at my sister's house Saturday night, but I honestly don't know my family is going back home Saturday at some point and they're meeting Maddie Brandon's girlfriend in St. Louis. For like a late lunch And so like maybe I'll go back to St. Louis and just stay in a hotel again My flight out is like at 8 AM on Sunday so Her new plans are going Effingham at all cause it's just not convenient so Yeah, so we'll see what else Let me put my mascara on first hold, please
[2026-08-20 08:20:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, so no I didn't work yesterday and I had to push off a bunch of meetings so today is totally full and I'm also flying out tonight you know so I had a dream that I was flying to Idaho Of all places, and the name of the town was Richmond of all places like I have no idea what that means in my life I was meaning to fly out of Richmond and into some other town or no I think it was Yeah, I think I was trying to fly out of Richmond. I don't know anyway the whole flight was only 38 minutes I guess and I realize the morning of that I accidentally had myself as flying out of Richmond Virginia. So I like scrambled to like rebook and you know when your dreams when you're trying to do something and like everything is getting in your way, you accomplishing what you need to accomplish so like yeah that's what was happening so the next thing I know I woke up and it's fucking noon and I had missed all of my meetings like that morning and like I didn't even I didn't even realize it hadn't checked into work Nothing and I felt fucking terrible and then like I realize that the fact like I'm gonna spend more time driving to like this place like I should've just not even slow like it was weird. I don't know how to explain it. Don't know why I was going there but whatever so I had that dream last night so I'm obviously feeling guilt that's transferring over my dreams And I think did I tell you that in real life the hotel I booked for tonight I accidentally booked For the month of September, completely different dates and a different month and I noticed it like I think I booked the flight Sunday and then I noticed it on Monday. I'm like wait a minute so maybe that's where the different dates are like. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking but anyway. Fun times so yeah I'm surprised you're even considering a happy hour because that would require you to go to work. Go home for a few hours and then get back out to hang out with work people that doesn't sound like a youth thing. What time is happy hour What's the occasion happy hour this is something you guys do regularly or what? It sounds fun, but I understand yeah if you don't wanna break your good habits like you're forming I think that's great as well. Plus you have to drive into the office tomorrow. Yeah Sorry about your luck. I'm just kidding. Yeah, so I tell you that John on my team, you know how his wife had cancer and he took last two weeks off for FMLA while she had surgery. Well they came back and she has cancer in her nose now. So she's gonna have to do chemo I can't I told you that so anyway Yeah So what else? Jesus Christ Too much heat protected OK bye
[2026-08-20 08:55:00] Dave: Heart racing?… probably thinking about me 😏
[2026-08-20 09:23:00] Dave: wtf is so funny about that?!
[2026-08-20 09:23:00] Dave: wtf is so funny about that?!
[2026-08-20 09:23:00] Sam Willis: It was not the good kind of heart racing
[2026-08-20 09:23:00] Dave: Ah right, nursing school
[2026-08-20 09:23:00] Dave: Omg 8:30 reservations?’ Ugh
[2026-08-20 09:24:00] Dave: Sorry.. still listening. Have been socializing 🙄
[2026-08-20 09:26:00] Dave: Are you still GTDing?
[2026-08-20 09:27:00] Dave: Yeah that’s the whole thing the about the happy hour…
[2026-08-20 09:28:00] Dave: Says you…
[2026-08-20 09:28:00] Dave: One of the babies decided everyone should get together outside of work every quarter or so
[2026-08-20 09:28:00] Sam Willis: And you try to act like you don’t like people 🙄🙄🙄
[2026-08-20 09:28:00] Sam Willis: And you try to act like you don’t like people 🙄🙄🙄
[2026-08-20 09:29:00] Dave: Lmao… pepper spraying yourself
[2026-08-20 09:29:00] Dave: Yeah you told me about John. Sucks. Which reminds me, I’d been meaning to ask about Joe. How’s he doing?
[2026-08-20 09:30:00] Dave: You were coughing from the hair spray
[2026-08-20 09:30:00] Sam Willis: Pepper spraying myself?
[2026-08-20 09:31:00] Dave: Oh yeah…. I guess it has been a while since you sent that 🤭
[2026-08-20 09:31:00] Sam Willis: Ohhhh lol
[2026-08-20 09:51:00] Sam Willis: Precisely
[2026-08-20 10:15:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-08-20 10:15:00] Sam Willis: Man today’s gonna be so busy 😩
[2026-08-20 10:15:00] Dave: That’s so lame 😒
[2026-08-20 10:15:00] Sam Willis: Just back to back to back
[2026-08-20 11:03:00] Sam Willis: Have you scheduled your colonoscopy yet
[2026-08-20 11:05:00] Dave: Don’t you have back to back meetings to worry about?? 🤨
[2026-08-20 11:06:00] Sam Willis: Well I’m worried about you too
[2026-08-20 11:06:00] Sam Willis: I can do both
[2026-08-20 11:07:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-08-20 11:07:00] Sam Willis: Dave. Quit deflecting.
[2026-08-20 11:07:00] Dave: Oh nooooooo
[2026-08-20 11:07:00] Dave: So cringe
[2026-08-20 11:07:00] Dave: Oh nooooooo
[2026-08-20 11:07:00] Sam Willis: It is
[2026-08-20 11:07:00] Sam Willis: And emphasis on the DR part
[2026-08-20 11:07:00] Sam Willis: Also JB just introduced himself as DR Josh Barrett
[2026-08-20 11:07:00] Dave: So cringe
[2026-08-20 11:08:00] Sam Willis: So you have an hour to call your dr
[2026-08-20 11:08:00] Dave: I’m not, damn
[2026-08-20 11:08:00] Dave: Yeah that’s what I’m thinking
[2026-08-20 11:08:00] Sam Willis: Call the dr.
[2026-08-20 11:08:00] Sam Willis: Do you have a primary dr???
[2026-08-20 11:08:00] Sam Willis: Alright. Gotta focus on a TTX
[2026-08-20 11:08:00] Dave: And yeah, I need to find a place…
[2026-08-20 11:08:00] Sam Willis: Mmmmk byeeee
[2026-08-20 11:08:00] Dave: I’m not, damn
[2026-08-20 11:08:00] Sam Willis: Bc you probs need a referral
[2026-08-20 11:09:00] Dave: I figured I’d bring it up at my next annual checkup
[2026-08-20 11:09:00] Dave: Seems like the right time
[2026-08-20 11:09:00] Sam Willis: Is that scheduled
[2026-08-20 11:09:00] Sam Willis: Which is??
[2026-08-20 11:10:00] Dave: It has been a while though
[2026-08-20 11:10:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmm
[2026-08-20 11:10:00] Dave: Idek. This fall sometime. They let me know
[2026-08-20 11:13:00] Dave: Yes mommy
[2026-08-20 11:13:00] Sam Willis: Sounds like you need to make sure one is scheduled
[2026-08-20 11:14:00] Sam Willis: For real. Do it.
[2026-08-20 11:14:00] Dave: Si mamacita
[2026-08-20 11:14:00] Sam Willis: You’re past due on the colonoscopy
[2026-08-20 11:14:00] Sam Willis: By a couple years. Hmph
[2026-08-20 11:14:00] Dave: Ok mother
[2026-08-20 11:14:00] Dave: You never did tell me how Joe is doing
[2026-08-20 11:15:00] Dave: And I’m going to do it. I promise!
[2026-08-20 11:37:00] Sam Willis: Seeking a second opinion but in the meantime he’s going to get another 6 rounds of chemo then rescan
[2026-08-20 11:37:00] Sam Willis: Seeking a second opinion but in the meantime he’s going to get another 6 rounds of chemo then rescan
[2026-08-20 11:40:00] Sam Willis: It did but they want to do it again to get it even smaller 😭
[2026-08-20 11:40:00] Dave: I mean I guess that doesn’t mean no more chemo
[2026-08-20 11:40:00] Dave: I thought you said the first round was successful… or reduced it or something?
[2026-08-20 11:40:00] Sam Willis: But that’s why he’s seeking a second opinion too
[2026-08-20 12:16:00] Sam Willis: How is your day going
[2026-08-20 12:33:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: It's not going too badly Did just Buy to so I ordered a printer online I know I know I Buy to pick it up just now and it wouldn't fit the car so I was like well fuck it. I'll just cancel it and order it for delivery or whatever. So I can't cancel it like at the store. They couldn't cancel it so they told me to go on the website and see if I could cancel it there which I couldn't so then the dude was like well. My manager said you got a call the number so I called the number and some lady in India told me that she would not cancel my order at this time so. So Like this is all I'm giving you like the condense version of all this Ultimately, you know, I'm like what am I supposed to do? Like this $1800 bro what do you want me to just like write this shit off and anyway turns out the only thing I can do apparently it's just leave it not picked up 25 It'll just the order will be automatically canceled so kind of dumb
[2026-08-20 12:50:00] Sam Willis: Why can’t you go pick it up with Juliet’s car?
[2026-08-20 12:51:00] Sam Willis: Bro, really
[2026-08-20 12:51:00] Dave: Yes. Really
[2026-08-20 12:51:00] Dave: Because it’s all the way out in Irving and I don’t want to drive all the way there and back
[2026-08-20 12:52:00] Sam Willis: Doesn’t have to be today or even during the work week
[2026-08-20 12:53:00] Sam Willis: I do know how but that doesn’t mean that I think it’s logical at times
[2026-08-20 12:53:00] Dave: How do you not know how my brain works?
[2026-08-20 12:54:00] Sam Willis: This is totally illogical
[2026-08-20 12:54:00] Sam Willis: the math isn’t mathing on this one
[2026-08-20 12:54:00] Sam Willis: It’s $1800
[2026-08-20 12:54:00] Sam Willis: Something you WANTED
[2026-08-20 12:54:00] Dave: You of all people should find this completely normal behavior
[2026-08-20 12:54:00] Dave: Kinda wanted 🤭
[2026-08-20 12:56:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-08-20 12:56:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-08-20 12:59:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: What you're describing is beyond First world problems Oh, I'm sorry Anyway, so Yeah bro, I can't relate. I really can't. You're not making sense. Also you're gonna go and get another printer in a week or two because at the end of the day you want to spend money and you're trying to spend money and I don't even know, bro, I just don't even know. Also, I don't get you've already paid $1800 right I don't get how it wants the order cancels that they're gonna refund you like I don't get how are you not out the money
[2026-08-20 13:01:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-08-20 13:02:00] Sam Willis: Hmmmmm
[2026-08-20 13:02:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: And I think it's like a built-in fail safe like of my Almost subconscious mind knowing that like I don't need one. It's not a smart purchase like I got money but like is that really like what I should spend it on You know so part of me is like oh well fuck it. I'll just whatever I can't get my satisfaction right now. Then whatever it's for the best take it as a sign
[2026-08-20 13:04:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-08-20 14:54:00] Sam Willis: But have you ever read The Alchemist?
[2026-08-20 14:54:00] Sam Willis: I haven’t even had a chance to listen to these yet? 😭
[2026-08-20 14:55:00] Dave: I don’t think so
[2026-08-20 14:55:00] Dave: Oh wow!
[2026-08-20 14:56:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think anyway
[2026-08-20 14:56:00] Dave: I know of it though. Why do you ask?
[2026-08-20 14:56:00] Sam Willis: Not that it has anything to do with imposter syndrome
[2026-08-20 14:56:00] Sam Willis: Someone was recommending it on this imposter syndrome call
[2026-08-20 15:04:00] Sam Willis: Oh nice
[2026-08-20 15:04:00] Dave: It’s an allegory about trusting yourself, or something like that. So could be related 🤔
[2026-08-20 15:06:00] Sam Willis: Are you for real?
[2026-08-20 15:06:00] Sam Willis: Omg are you really going to go buy a truck??
[2026-08-20 15:06:00] Dave: You convinced me 😊
[2026-08-20 15:07:00] Dave: lol, no!
[2026-08-20 15:07:00] Sam Willis: Phew!
[2026-08-20 15:10:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I'm going now to go get some lunch, dude I'm so tired and this is gonna be such a long fucking day. I'm not going home. In between now and my flight so my flight done till 650s we gotta have I get to the airport at 4:50. Well that means I'm gonna be in the office till 430 that just sounds like fucking unbearable. Tired Also When I get situated, I'm gonna have to look but dude I'm almost positive if I don't have my AirPods and I just don't even know what am I gonna do? What am I gonna do so I'm I might have to just buy something cheap from the airport. I don't fucking know I have to ask something.
[2026-08-20 15:19:00] Dave: Oh! I wondered if you were going straight to the airport
[2026-08-20 15:20:00] Dave: You don’t have AirPods?’
[2026-08-20 15:20:00] Dave: wtf bro? How?!
[2026-08-20 15:21:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh and what are you getting for lunch? Gross Greek salad hopefully get some In-N-Out or something good I got a headache so that kind of sucks. Don't know what's up with them. Might Take your stupid suggestion and take Juliette's car to go get my printer tonight. We'll see.
[2026-08-20 15:21:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God yeah that is going to be a super long day for you. That sucks. I wondered if you were going to the airport. Like straight from work And yeah, why are your AirPods not like just always in your purse or whatever like I have a side pocket on all my pants and it's like my cell phone Self actually knife, cell phone AirPods and fidget toy EDC my four things that I've never fucking it's just habit. I always have all of them on me at all times.
[2026-08-20 15:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: You know what I actually just remembered that I woke up with like that sick feeling in my throat this morning you know sometimes you like before you really start feeling ill like all over Before you get sick, you can like feel like just that fucked up feeling in your throat. I had that this morning and. I guess it went away. I took my normal Claritin stuff and just I guess chalked it up to it be allergies but I've had this lingering headache for a few hours now so maybe that's what's going on. I'm getting sick cause I don't get headaches and I'm pretty well hydrated. I don't know it's probably wrapped meiosis from working out every day Oh
[2026-08-20 15:25:00] Sam Willis: I very rarely use my AirPods
[2026-08-20 15:25:00] Sam Willis: Bc at work I’m in an office
[2026-08-20 15:26:00] Sam Willis: I got my Greek salad of course
[2026-08-20 15:26:00] Sam Willis: Sucks about your headache
[2026-08-20 15:26:00] Dave: Nothing this nap won’t fix 😘
[2026-08-20 15:27:00] Sam Willis: You deserve a great nap baby
[2026-08-20 15:47:00] Sam Willis: The house didn’t appraise for the $515. They don’t tell us what it appraised for but we know it’s not for $515. FML
[2026-08-20 16:12:00] Dave: wtf? They don’t tell you? So what now?
[2026-08-20 16:25:00] Sam Willis: Bc I don’t think the report is done yet. We wait until we hear. Then I either come down in price (which I will unless it’s like absolutely insane) or the buyer can walk away.
[2026-08-20 16:30:00] Sam Willis: I wouldn’t. You have an “expert” telling you what it’s worth. Why pay more
[2026-08-20 16:30:00] Sam Willis: Yes but why would anyone do that
[2026-08-20 16:30:00] Dave: Or the buyer can come up with the difference right?
[2026-08-20 16:31:00] Dave: Because you want it.
[2026-08-20 16:32:00] Dave: It’s worth what it’s worth to the buyer, not what some “expert” says. That value is mainly for the bank
[2026-08-20 16:33:00] Dave: Because they won’t loan for more than the appraised value
[2026-08-20 16:33:00] Dave: I know that’s a pain
[2026-08-20 16:33:00] Sam Willis: I just need to remind myself that he offered $17.5k OVER my asking price so I should view it as me still having wiggle room. Unless he walks away 😭😭
[2026-08-20 16:33:00] Dave: I’m sorry baby
[2026-08-20 16:33:00] Sam Willis: I know but still.
[2026-08-20 16:33:00] Sam Willis: $515
[2026-08-20 16:33:00] Sam Willis: I just hope it isn’t too far off
[2026-08-20 16:33:00] Dave: What was the sale price?
[2026-08-20 16:34:00] Dave: Oh!
[2026-08-20 16:34:00] Dave: Yeah, you’ll be fine. I bet it isn’t even THAT much lower
[2026-08-20 16:34:00] Dave: I forgot about that
[2026-08-20 16:50:00] Sam Willis: The whole process is just tiring. I really can’t believe it didn’t appraise. That house would have appraised at $600k before dumbfuck took office.
[2026-08-20 16:51:00] Dave: That is total bullshit. BUT… I’m confident it will work out.
[2026-08-20 16:51:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-08-20 16:51:00] Sam Willis: Literally
[2026-08-20 16:52:00] Sam Willis: Thank you
[2026-08-20 17:36:00] Sam Willis: My flight time keeps moving back 😭
[2026-08-20 17:37:00] Sam Willis: 15 min so far
[2026-08-20 17:44:00] Dave: Oh noooo!
[2026-08-20 17:52:00] Dave: Are you still at the office?
[2026-08-20 18:00:00] Dave: Eww
[2026-08-20 18:00:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-08-20 18:00:00] Dave: What’s that like?
[2026-08-20 18:02:00] Sam Willis: I really enjoy not being around ppl lol
[2026-08-20 18:02:00] Sam Willis: I’m being productive actually!
[2026-08-20 18:03:00] Dave: True true 🤔
[2026-08-20 18:25:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-08-20 18:25:00] Sam Willis: No happy hour I take it
[2026-08-20 18:42:00] Dave: Haha no. Just finished eating. Thinking about going to get my printer 😜
[2026-08-20 18:42:00] Dave: When do you leave for the air port
[2026-08-20 18:45:00] Sam Willis: Just parked in the garage for the airport
[2026-08-20 18:50:00] Sam Willis: Fuck this fucking heattttt
[2026-08-20 19:19:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-08-20 19:19:00] Sam Willis: Lexi’s brother 😍😍
[2026-08-20 19:20:00] Dave: lol omg
[2026-08-20 19:20:00] Dave: He’s huge
[2026-08-20 19:21:00] Sam Willis: Way bigger than Lexi! She said he’s over 70 lbs.
[2026-08-20 19:23:00] Dave: Bro. Idk how you people drive ICE cars
[2026-08-20 19:24:00] Sam Willis: You mean SUVs??
[2026-08-20 19:25:00] Sam Willis: You people
[2026-08-20 19:25:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-08-20 19:25:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄
[2026-08-20 19:25:00] Dave: This sucks lol
[2026-08-20 19:25:00] Dave: No. Internal combustion engine
[2026-08-20 19:26:00] Dave: Are you through security?
[2026-08-20 19:26:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-08-20 19:26:00] Sam Willis: Boy bye
[2026-08-20 19:26:00] Dave: Nice
[2026-08-20 19:26:00] Dave: Heheh
[2026-08-20 19:30:00] Dave: Bro… for real?
[2026-08-20 20:01:00] Dave: 🙄😒
[2026-08-20 20:01:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-08-20 20:01:00] Sam Willis: Ya weirdo
[2026-08-20 20:01:00] Sam Willis: Good job you
[2026-08-20 20:02:00] Dave: Bitch, you love it! 😘
[2026-08-20 20:02:00] Sam Willis: Uh huh. And I know that YOU are also happy that you went and got it
[2026-08-20 20:19:00] Sam Willis: Why the fuck is there that much traffic at 820pm??
[2026-08-20 20:19:00] Sam Willis: There has to be an accident
[2026-08-20 20:25:00] Sam Willis: Disgusting
[2026-08-20 20:25:00] Dave: Road work. It’s literally always like this
[2026-08-20 21:01:00] Dave: Is your flight still on time?
[2026-08-20 21:03:00] Sam Willis: I just boarded
[2026-08-20 21:03:00] Sam Willis: I’m very much not looking forward to going to the creepy ass car rental place at 1am. It’s beyond ghetto
[2026-08-20 21:05:00] Dave: The creepers are going to love you’re sexy ass 😅
[2026-08-20 21:06:00] Dave: Safe travels sweetiepie
[2026-08-20 21:07:00] Sam Willis: I’ll text when I land but yes you will be asleep. lol
[2026-08-20 21:07:00] Sam Willis: Stopppp. 😭
[2026-08-20 21:07:00] Sam Willis: Stopppp. 😭
[2026-08-20 21:07:00] Dave: I’m sure I’ll be in time you land but please let me know when you get in safe
[2026-08-20 21:13:00] Sam Willis: I hope you sleep well! I love you
[2026-08-20 21:34:00] Sam Willis: Like someone started yelling “June!! June!! Hello! Are you ok?!??” And now ppl are helping. And a flight attendant is holding a baby
[2026-08-20 21:34:00] Sam Willis: someone just passed out
[2026-08-20 21:35:00] Sam Willis: We were justttt about to take off
[2026-08-20 21:39:00] Sam Willis: And now we just got back to the gate. 😩😩
[2026-08-20 21:46:00] Dave: Oh my god!
[2026-08-20 21:47:00] Dave: Fucking June 😒…
[2026-08-20 21:47:00] Sam Willis: 2 people deplaned and hopefully we can leave soon. It is SO hott
[2026-08-20 21:47:00] Dave: What a horrible turn of events
[2026-08-20 21:47:00] Dave: Baby, I’m sooo sorry 😭
[2026-08-20 21:47:00] Sam Willis: Bc you know how when you sit here, the air isn’t running??
[2026-08-20 21:48:00] Sam Willis: Thanks for listening to me whine
[2026-08-20 21:48:00] Sam Willis: So yea we are all freaking cooking and I’m hungry and tired and so so over it
[2026-08-20 21:48:00] Dave: Awwwwe you poor thing
[2026-08-20 21:49:00] Sam Willis: 😅😅
[2026-08-20 21:49:00] Dave: Hahaha, you I know love your whining!
[2026-08-20 21:49:00] Dave: Whoa... did I have a stroke lol… you know I love your whining
[2026-08-20 22:15:00] Dave: Alright babydoll, I’m hopping the shower and getting to bed. I love you! I hope you’ve taken off!
[2026-08-20 22:17:00] Sam Willis: Yes we are in the air thank goodness. I love you. Sweet dreams!
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DAY OVERVIEW Dave's day was marked by a mix of frustration and teasing, while Sam's was consumed by her work and travel. The day started with playful banter and a recurring theme of health concerns, particularly around Dave needing to schedule a colonoscopy. The defining moment was Sam's chaotic travel experience, including a drama-filled flight and her eventual successful takeoff.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Work and Schedules - Dave discussed his work routine, including working out and avoiding a happy hour due to his health streak. Sam shared her busy schedule, including flying out to attend her sister's nursing school graduation. - Emotional register: Dave - frustrated, determined; Sam - tired, anxious. - Notable quotes: "I'm on such a streak of not drinking and working out. I think I'm just gonna stick with the routine now" — Dave.
- Health and Medical Concerns
- The conversation frequently touched on Dave needing to schedule a colonoscopy and Sam mentioning her health issues, like a racing heart.
- Emotional register: Concerned, urgent.
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Notable quotes: "You’re past due on the colonoscopy by a couple years" — Sam.
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Travel and Logistics
- Sam’s travel plans, including her flight, hotel, and car rental for her trip, were discussed. She was frustrated with the heat and the long day ahead.
- Emotional register: Tired, anxious.
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Notable quotes: "I'm gonna sleep like ass the rest of the weekend" — Sam.
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Family and Relationships
- Discussions about Sam’s family, including her sister's graduation and the dynamics during her trip, were mentioned.
- Emotional register: Nostalgic, anxious.
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Notable quotes: "It’s my sister's graduation from nursing school" — Sam.
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Shopping and Purchases
- Dave’s struggle with purchasing a printer and the confusion surrounding the purchase order cancellation.
- Emotional register: Frustrated, determined.
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Notable quotes: "I'll just cancel it and order it for delivery or whatever" — Dave.
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Reading and Self-Improvement
- Sam mentioned reading "The Alchemist" and its relevance to self-improvement and imposter syndrome.
- Emotional register: Curious, reflective.
- Notable quotes: "I don’t think that has anything to do with imposter syndrome" — Sam.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - No explicit sexual topics, acts, fantasies, or teasing came up in the conversation.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - The dynamic was playful yet supportive, with a mix of teasing and understanding, especially around health concerns and travel stress. - Expressions of longing and reassurance were present, with both expressing love and concern for each other. - There were no explicit power-dynamic moments or references to other relationships.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I'm gonna sleep like ass the rest of the weekend" — Sam, referring to her exhaustion. - "You’re past due on the colonoscopy by a couple years" — Sam, emphasizing the urgency of health checks. - "I'll just cancel it and order it for delivery or whatever" — Dave, showing frustration over a misstep. - "I'm on such a streak of not drinking and working out" — Dave, highlighting his commitment. - "It’s my sister's graduation from nursing school" — Sam, expressing pride in her sibling. - "I don’t think that has anything to do with imposter syndrome" — Sam, being curious about a recommended read. - "I really can’t believe it didn’t appraise" — Sam, frustrated with the appraisal of her house. - "Bitch, you love it!" — Dave, teasing Sam affectionately.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved topics: Dave's colonoscopy scheduling, the house appraisal, and the printer order cancellation. - Emotional threads: Concern for each other's health and well-being, especially as Sam travels. - Running jokes: Dave's reluctance to pick up the printer and his playful teasing.
MOOD MAP Frustration → Playful Teasing → Tired Anxiety → Reflective Curiosity → Supportive Care
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Frustration.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
220
32.1 more; previous daily average 187.9 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
34
8.9 more; previous daily average 25.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 106 · 48% | 114 · 52% |
| Average reply time | 3m 2s (n=52) | 3m 6s (n=52) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 3m 2s (n=52). 25% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 25s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 330 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 6s (n=52). 14% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 36s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 320 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 58.3 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 41.7% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 4m 44s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 95.0%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
No changes met the alert thresholds.
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 220 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (23), Frustration (19), Humor (14), Affection (9), Checking in (9)
- Sam Willis: Status update (41), Frustration (15), Emotional support (10), Checking in (9), Vulnerability (8)
Tension and positive follow-ups
17 of 35 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (49%).
18 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 18s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 35 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm just getting ready For the lovely day slept like shit mainly cause it took me so long to fall asleep and I don't know why My mind wasn't really racing or anything, but like my heart was racing so that's fun…
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so no I didn't work yesterday and I had to push off a bunch of meetings so today is totally full and I'm also flying out tonight you know so I had a dream that I was flying to Idaho Of all places, and the name of the tow…
- Context · · Dave
Heart racing?… probably thinking about me 😏
- Context · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?!
Episode 2 · 3 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so no I didn't work yesterday and I had to push off a bunch of meetings so today is totally full and I'm also flying out tonight you know so I had a dream that I was flying to Idaho Of all places, and the name of the tow…
- Context · · Dave
Heart racing?… probably thinking about me 😏
- Tension signal Episode start · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?!
- Tension signal · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Tension signal Episode end · · Sam Willis
It was not the good kind of heart racing
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
It was not the good kind of heart racing
- Context · · Dave
Ah right, nursing school
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Omg 8:30 reservations?’ Ugh
- Context · · Dave
Sorry.. still listening. Have been socializing 🙄
- Context · · Dave
Are you still GTDing?
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
204 of 220 messages (92.7%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 100 / 106 | 94.3% |
| Sam Willis | 104 / 114 | 91.2% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.81 |
| Appreciation | 0.85 |
| Boundary setting | 0.70 |
| Checking in | 0.68 |
| Deep sharing | 0.70 |
| Disagreement | 0.70 |
| Emotional support | 0.77 |
| Encouragement | 0.68 |
| Excitement | 0.70 |
| Flirting | 0.77 |
| Frustration | 0.70 |
| Humor | 0.68 |
| Passive aggression | 0.60 |
| Planning | 0.65 |
| Request | 0.55 |
| Sexting | 0.81 |
| Status update | 0.63 |
| Unmet need | 0.70 |
| Vulnerability | 0.73 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 13:32:02
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 15 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the dumbass office God kill me You work for the week I mean all the work I'm gonna do for the week Yesterday Oh God, sorry stretch all these sore ass muscles Feels good though J…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Alright. Gotta focus on a TTX
- Context · · Dave
And yeah, I need to find a place…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Mmmmk byeeee
- Context · · Dave
I’m not, damn This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc you probs need a referral
score 0.76 · confidence 0.6715
- Context · · Sam Willis
For real. Do it.
- Context · · Dave
Si mamacita
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You’re past due on the colonoscopy
- Context · · Sam Willis
By a couple years. Hmph
- Context · · Dave
Ok mother
Appreciation
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
Right?!
- Context · · Sam Willis
Literally
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Thank you
- Context · · Sam Willis
My flight time keeps moving back 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
15 min so far
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Baby, I’m sooo sorry 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc you know how when you sit here, the air isn’t running??
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Thanks for listening to me whine
- Context · · Sam Willis
So yea we are all freaking cooking and I’m hungry and tired and so so over it
- Context · · Dave
Awwwwe you poor thing
Boundary setting
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.6715
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can do both
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Dave. Quit deflecting.
- Context · · Dave
Oh nooooooo This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Dave
So cringe This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.731
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bro, really
- Context · · Dave
Yes. Really
- Detected signal · · Dave
Because it’s all the way out in Irving and I don’t want to drive all the way there and back
- Context · · Sam Willis
Doesn’t have to be today or even during the work week
- Context · · Sam Willis
I do know how but that doesn’t mean that I think it’s logical at times
Checking in
Showing 3 of 18 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Ah right, nursing school
- Context · · Dave
Omg 8:30 reservations?’ Ugh
- Detected signal · · Dave
Sorry.. still listening. Have been socializing 🙄
- Context · · Dave
Are you still GTDing?
- Context · · Dave
Yeah that’s the whole thing the about the happy hour…
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
And you try to act like you don’t like people 🙄🙄🙄
- Context · · Dave
Lmao… pepper spraying yourself
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah you told me about John. Sucks. Which reminds me, I’d been meaning to ask about Joe. How’s he doing?
- Context · · Dave
You were coughing from the hair spray
- Context · · Sam Willis
Pepper spraying myself?
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Precisely
- Context · · Dave
Ugh
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Man today’s gonna be so busy 😩
- Context · · Dave
That’s so lame 😒
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just back to back to back
Deep sharing
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Someone was recommending it on this imposter syndrome call
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh nice
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s an allegory about trusting yourself, or something like that. So could be related 🤔
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you for real?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg are you really going to go buy a truck??
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Just back to back to back
- Context · · Sam Willis
Have you scheduled your colonoscopy yet
- Detected signal · · Dave
Don’t you have back to back meetings to worry about?? 🤨
- Context · · Sam Willis
Well I’m worried about you too
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can do both
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Seeking a second opinion but in the meantime he’s going to get another 6 rounds of chemo then rescan This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
It did but they want to do it again to get it even smaller 😭
- Detected signal · · Dave
I mean I guess that doesn’t mean no more chemo
- Context · · Dave
I thought you said the first round was successful… or reduced it or something?
- Context · · Sam Willis
But that’s why he’s seeking a second opinion too
score 0.90 · confidence 0.7565
- Context · · Sam Willis
Why can’t you go pick it up with Juliet’s car?
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bro, really
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yes. Really
- Context · · Dave
Because it’s all the way out in Irving and I don’t want to drive all the way there and back
- Context · · Sam Willis
Doesn’t have to be today or even during the work week
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the dumbass office God kill me You work for the week I mean all the work I'm gonna do for the week Yesterday Oh God, sorry stretch all these sore ass muscles Feels good though J…
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm just getting ready For the lovely day slept like shit mainly cause it took me so long to fall asleep and I don't know why My mind wasn't really racing or anything, but like my heart was racing so that's fun…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so no I didn't work yesterday and I had to push off a bunch of meetings so today is totally full and I'm also flying out tonight you know so I had a dream that I was flying to Idaho Of all places, and the name of the tow…
score 0.85 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Sam Willis
Have you scheduled your colonoscopy yet
- Context · · Dave
Don’t you have back to back meetings to worry about?? 🤨
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Well I’m worried about you too
- Context · · Sam Willis
I can do both
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Seeking a second opinion but in the meantime he’s going to get another 6 rounds of chemo then rescan
- Context · · Sam Willis
Seeking a second opinion but in the meantime he’s going to get another 6 rounds of chemo then rescan This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
It did but they want to do it again to get it even smaller 😭
- Context · · Dave
I mean I guess that doesn’t mean no more chemo
- Context · · Dave
I thought you said the first round was successful… or reduced it or something?
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Don’t you have back to back meetings to worry about?? 🤨
- Context · · Sam Willis
Well I’m worried about you too
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I can do both
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Context · · Sam Willis
Dave. Quit deflecting.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7054999999999999
- Context · · Dave
I’m not, damn
- Context · · Dave
Yeah that’s what I’m thinking
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Call the dr.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you have a primary dr???
- Context · · Sam Willis
Alright. Gotta focus on a TTX
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Idek. This fall sometime. They let me know
- Context · · Dave
Yes mommy
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Sounds like you need to make sure one is scheduled
- Context · · Sam Willis
For real. Do it.
- Context · · Dave
Si mamacita
Excitement
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
I haven’t even had a chance to listen to these yet? 😭
- Context · · Dave
I don’t think so
- Detected signal · · Dave
Oh wow!
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t think anyway
- Context · · Dave
I know of it though. Why do you ask?
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
It’s an allegory about trusting yourself, or something like that. So could be related 🤔
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you for real?
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Omg are you really going to go buy a truck??
- Context · · Dave
You convinced me 😊
- Context · · Dave
lol, no!
Flirting
Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm just getting ready For the lovely day slept like shit mainly cause it took me so long to fall asleep and I don't know why My mind wasn't really racing or anything, but like my heart was racing so that's fun…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so no I didn't work yesterday and I had to push off a bunch of meetings so today is totally full and I'm also flying out tonight you know so I had a dream that I was flying to Idaho Of all places, and the name of the tow…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Heart racing?… probably thinking about me 😏
- Context · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?!
- Context · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?! This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmmm
- Context · · Dave
Idek. This fall sometime. They let me know
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yes mommy
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sounds like you need to make sure one is scheduled
- Context · · Sam Willis
For real. Do it.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sounds like you need to make sure one is scheduled
- Context · · Sam Willis
For real. Do it.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Si mamacita
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re past due on the colonoscopy
- Context · · Sam Willis
By a couple years. Hmph
Frustration
Showing 3 of 34 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.612
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm just getting ready For the lovely day slept like shit mainly cause it took me so long to fall asleep and I don't know why My mind wasn't really racing or anything, but like my heart was racing so that's fun…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so no I didn't work yesterday and I had to push off a bunch of meetings so today is totally full and I'm also flying out tonight you know so I had a dream that I was flying to Idaho Of all places, and the name of the tow…
- Context · · Dave
Heart racing?… probably thinking about me 😏
- Context · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?!
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so no I didn't work yesterday and I had to push off a bunch of meetings so today is totally full and I'm also flying out tonight you know so I had a dream that I was flying to Idaho Of all places, and the name of the tow…
- Context · · Dave
Heart racing?… probably thinking about me 😏
- Detected signal · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?!
- Context · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
It was not the good kind of heart racing
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Heart racing?… probably thinking about me 😏
- Context · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?!
- Detected signal · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
It was not the good kind of heart racing
- Context · · Dave
Ah right, nursing school
Humor
Showing 3 of 20 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Says you…
- Context · · Dave
One of the babies decided everyone should get together outside of work every quarter or so
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
And you try to act like you don’t like people 🙄🙄🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
And you try to act like you don’t like people 🙄🙄🙄
- Context · · Dave
Lmao… pepper spraying yourself
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
One of the babies decided everyone should get together outside of work every quarter or so
- Context · · Sam Willis
And you try to act like you don’t like people 🙄🙄🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
And you try to act like you don’t like people 🙄🙄🙄
- Context · · Dave
Lmao… pepper spraying yourself
- Context · · Dave
Yeah you told me about John. Sucks. Which reminds me, I’d been meaning to ask about Joe. How’s he doing?
score 0.90 · confidence 0.782
- Context · · Sam Willis
And you try to act like you don’t like people 🙄🙄🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
And you try to act like you don’t like people 🙄🙄🙄
- Detected signal · · Dave
Lmao… pepper spraying yourself
- Context · · Dave
Yeah you told me about John. Sucks. Which reminds me, I’d been meaning to ask about Joe. How’s he doing?
- Context · · Dave
You were coughing from the hair spray
Passive aggression
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525
- Context · · Sam Willis
You people
- Context · · Dave
🤭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
🙄🙄
- Context · · Dave
This sucks lol
- Context · · Dave
No. Internal combustion engine
Planning
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Yeah that’s the whole thing the about the happy hour…
- Context · · Dave
Says you…
- Detected signal · · Dave
One of the babies decided everyone should get together outside of work every quarter or so
- Context · · Sam Willis
And you try to act like you don’t like people 🙄🙄🙄 This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
And you try to act like you don’t like people 🙄🙄🙄
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Do you have a primary dr???
- Context · · Sam Willis
Alright. Gotta focus on a TTX
- Detected signal · · Dave
And yeah, I need to find a place…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Mmmmk byeeee
- Context · · Dave
I’m not, damn This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.6
- Context · · Dave
I’m not, damn This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bc you probs need a referral
- Detected signal · · Dave
I figured I’d bring it up at my next annual checkup
- Context · · Dave
Seems like the right time
- Context · · Sam Willis
Is that scheduled
Request
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Dave
Omg 8:30 reservations?’ Ugh
- Context · · Dave
Sorry.. still listening. Have been socializing 🙄
- Detected signal · · Dave
Are you still GTDing?
- Context · · Dave
Yeah that’s the whole thing the about the happy hour…
- Context · · Dave
Says you…
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
$515
- Context · · Sam Willis
I just hope it isn’t too far off
- Detected signal · · Dave
What was the sale price?
- Context · · Dave
Oh!
- Context · · Dave
Yeah, you’ll be fine. I bet it isn’t even THAT much lower
Sexting
Showing 3 of 3 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm just getting ready For the lovely day slept like shit mainly cause it took me so long to fall asleep and I don't know why My mind wasn't really racing or anything, but like my heart was racing so that's fun…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so no I didn't work yesterday and I had to push off a bunch of meetings so today is totally full and I'm also flying out tonight you know so I had a dream that I was flying to Idaho Of all places, and the name of the tow…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Heart racing?… probably thinking about me 😏
- Context · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?!
- Context · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?! This message responded to an earlier message.
score 0.79 · confidence 0.79
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hmmmm
- Context · · Dave
Idek. This fall sometime. They let me know
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yes mommy
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sounds like you need to make sure one is scheduled
- Context · · Sam Willis
For real. Do it.
score 0.78 · confidence 0.78
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sounds like you need to make sure one is scheduled
- Context · · Sam Willis
For real. Do it.
- Detected signal · · Dave
Si mamacita
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re past due on the colonoscopy
- Context · · Sam Willis
By a couple years. Hmph
Status update
Showing 3 of 64 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.748
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm just getting ready For the lovely day slept like shit mainly cause it took me so long to fall asleep and I don't know why My mind wasn't really racing or anything, but like my heart was racing so that's fun…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so no I didn't work yesterday and I had to push off a bunch of meetings so today is totally full and I'm also flying out tonight you know so I had a dream that I was flying to Idaho Of all places, and the name of the tow…
- Context · · Dave
Heart racing?… probably thinking about me 😏
score 0.78 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm just getting ready For the lovely day slept like shit mainly cause it took me so long to fall asleep and I don't know why My mind wasn't really racing or anything, but like my heart was racing so that's fun…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so no I didn't work yesterday and I had to push off a bunch of meetings so today is totally full and I'm also flying out tonight you know so I had a dream that I was flying to Idaho Of all places, and the name of the tow…
- Context · · Dave
Heart racing?… probably thinking about me 😏
- Context · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?!
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?! This message responded to an earlier message.
- Context · · Sam Willis
It was not the good kind of heart racing
- Detected signal · · Dave
Ah right, nursing school
- Context · · Dave
Omg 8:30 reservations?’ Ugh
- Context · · Dave
Sorry.. still listening. Have been socializing 🙄
Unmet need
Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Because they won’t loan for more than the appraised value
- Context · · Dave
I know that’s a pain
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I just need to remind myself that he offered $17.5k OVER my asking price so I should view it as me still having wiggle room. Unless he walks away 😭😭
- Context · · Dave
I’m sorry baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
I know but still.
Vulnerability
Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I'm at the dumbass office God kill me You work for the week I mean all the work I'm gonna do for the week Yesterday Oh God, sorry stretch all these sore ass muscles Feels good though J…
- Context · · Sam Willis
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- Context · · Sam Willis
😭
score 0.77 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
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- Context · · Sam Willis
😭
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm just getting ready For the lovely day slept like shit mainly cause it took me so long to fall asleep and I don't know why My mind wasn't really racing or anything, but like my heart was racing so that's fun…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so no I didn't work yesterday and I had to push off a bunch of meetings so today is totally full and I'm also flying out tonight you know so I had a dream that I was flying to Idaho Of all places, and the name of the tow…
- Context · · Dave
Heart racing?… probably thinking about me 😏
score 0.82 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm just getting ready For the lovely day slept like shit mainly cause it took me so long to fall asleep and I don't know why My mind wasn't really racing or anything, but like my heart was racing so that's fun…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, so no I didn't work yesterday and I had to push off a bunch of meetings so today is totally full and I'm also flying out tonight you know so I had a dream that I was flying to Idaho Of all places, and the name of the tow…
- Context · · Dave
Heart racing?… probably thinking about me 😏
- Context · · Dave
wtf is so funny about that?!