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2026-07-07

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[2026-07-07 07:42:00] Sam Willis: Good morning baby, from your “I hate everything and want to cry” not-girlfriend, girlfriend
[2026-07-07 07:51:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it is pretty early for you or maybe it's late for me. I'm not sure. I slept in a little bit cause I'm working from home all week this week. Because I just don't fucking feel like So yeah, that's pretty awesome for me Oh God, I slept so good. I hope you did too. I'm sure you didn't. Hope you did. There was something to that. I wanted to tell you some random thing I thought about. Texting you and but realized that it wasn't like it just easy to tell you and then I was like oh certainly won't forget and now, of course I forgot Yeah, I can't remember. Just trying to think. I'm sure I'll remember later Oh yeah, it is pretty pretty crazy. How people are fucking jobs. Yeah, I guess they aren't like Really thinking through what's gonna help or not? They just can't regulate their emotions or they're drunk and then of course you know drunk people I'm drunk So yeah I gotta take a quick nap actually No To go out and get all the trash out this morning Because Grayson didn't do it yesterday and of course, like all of my upstairs trash cans were full of fucking printer waste so That was a few trips But that's whatever it's no big deal you online busy doing teams So yeah, I hope you have a great drive to work And I can't wait to hear your lovely voice this morning Even though it hates everything and wants to cry I will talk to you soon bye
[2026-07-07 07:52:00] Sam Willis: Wfh this week!!! You turd
[2026-07-07 07:53:00] Sam Willis: But I get it 😭
[2026-07-07 07:53:00] Sam Willis: Can confirm, sleep was awful. Couldn’t fall asleep until 11 😭
[2026-07-07 07:57:00] Sam Willis: Why so many spikes of awake time, though!
[2026-07-07 08:05:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-07 08:25:00] Dave: Hahaha, they know
[2026-07-07 08:26:00] Dave: Omg the meetings
[2026-07-07 08:27:00] Dave: So you think sleeping on your ring is what’s making your boobs hurt?
[2026-07-07 08:27:00] Dave: Oooh a massage 😊😊😊
[2026-07-07 08:36:00] Sam Willis: That’s the only logical reason
[2026-07-07 08:39:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: What is the ring like leaving an indent and hurt like in that one spot or is it like your whole boob is sore cause I am. I'm not thinking that makes a lot of sense.
[2026-07-07 08:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: How dare you question my theory? It's the only thing that makes sense but also weird is no it's not leaving in indent but what I think happens is, I think I have my hands like. Maybe it's not my ring per se although I think that's part of it but like when I'm sleeping on my stomach and my hands are under me they're basically Like pushing up my boobs, you know what I mean I just squishing them and like I don't know I hurt so bad and like I do think a part of it maybe is is like an in like the ring hitting it for too long, but maybe the majority of it is the fact that like my boobs are being essentially squeezed and up You know like basically wearing a very tight push-up raw all night while I sleep Maybe
[2026-07-07 09:07:00] Dave: Yeah I could see that
[2026-07-07 09:07:00] Dave: Them being pushed up causing the soreness
[2026-07-07 09:09:00] Dave: A monster?!
[2026-07-07 09:09:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-07-07 09:09:00] Sam Willis: HOW DID YOU KNOW
[2026-07-07 09:09:00] Dave: Yesssss
[2026-07-07 09:09:00] Sam Willis: Do you know what I still have, and brought to work with me today, because I’m on the struggle bus?
[2026-07-07 09:09:00] Dave: Same brain, bitch 😘
[2026-07-07 09:09:00] Sam Willis: Your monster drink. Hehe
[2026-07-07 09:10:00] Dave: What flavor is it?
[2026-07-07 09:10:00] Sam Willis: 🖕🏻
[2026-07-07 09:10:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-07 09:10:00] Dave: I just drank my last fruit punch one
[2026-07-07 09:10:00] Sam Willis: The pink one
[2026-07-07 09:11:00] Sam Willis: Sucks for you. Hehe
[2026-07-07 09:16:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So one I'm bummed I haven't heard back from any jobs yet To Sorry, I'm distracted too. Did I tell you that the clover company was like? The guy who would be my boss, the sister was like well Just so you know like because you don't know that you would be on a 90 day probationary period And at the time I thought that meant like basically you know we can just fucking fire you within the 90 days like with no problem which maybe that is all that it means but now that I'm sitting here thinking about it I'm like what does that means I'm not eligible for any benefits for 90 days or what does that means that I don't have like they're not even gonna allow me to move within those 90 days because You know I'll have like they're not gonna give me any time off like what does this mean and then I'm just like spiraling and I'm way ahead of myself because like I was only the second interview but also I'm like why does nobody love me I gotta get out of here also like I've used up all of my vacation time pretty much Schwab for the year so like after I go out of town next week like I don't know I kind of trapped right now and I really wish I had money to like other move myself You know and be able to live off of just savings for a couple months if I needed to while I figured out the job thing I'm just stressed anyway, but I feel like there's something else I was gonna tell you Probably to do with work though I am in the ghetto. There's a big big billboard of a adorable baby and it says tiny life. Big potential heartbeat is three weeks after conception pro life across America. Anyway OK, well I'm really late OK but also I miss you like a lot a lot a lot. It seems like the days I'm most tired is when I also like tend to miss you the most and lucky for you. I am so tired every day. But it's just like I could just really use like your body and your warmth thin you're just like chill attitude
[2026-07-07 09:30:00] Dave: Yeah I wonder what that probationary period means..
[2026-07-07 09:38:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, yeah, don't don't take the job market being stupid to personally you are definitely Lovable and capable and It's something will come along eventually I'm starting to that For you You're doing better than a lot of people. A lot of people aren't getting any callbacks whatsoever, but So just try to keep that in mind But I am really proud of you for even if you currently feel trapped in lonely You're doing you're doing things you know you're doing what it takes to Take it through it and approve that situation. Oh my God. Which just goes to show how awesome you are and taking care of a bunch of dogs all the time You're still and doing home repairs yourself like a little Bob the builder will save the builder so that's that's awesome cause you're great Yeah, I miss you a lot a lot too and It makes me feel obviously Bad that I miss you, but I do love being the place that your brain wants to crawl into here, lonely, and tired And anxious Because I know, I know you're just using me for sleep like a teddy bear But that's fine. I know you're not really, but like that's kind of funny how good you sleep with me and I know it's like would feel so good Anyway, you are loved and appreciated
[2026-07-07 09:42:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha Bob the builder. You’re the best
[2026-07-07 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Today’s already a shit show.
[2026-07-07 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Work. Ugh
[2026-07-07 11:03:00] Dave: lol, what’s going on?
[2026-07-07 11:29:00] Sam Willis: This fucking ransomware scenario
[2026-07-07 11:29:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-07-07 11:29:00] Dave: What is it’s problem with you?
[2026-07-07 11:30:00] Sam Willis: And my office is so…muggy
[2026-07-07 11:30:00] Sam Willis: Everything
[2026-07-07 11:31:00] Dave: That only makes everything work
[2026-07-07 11:31:00] Sam Willis: There’s no air circulation
[2026-07-07 11:31:00] Sam Willis: My oil production in my face feels on overtime lol
[2026-07-07 11:31:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-07 11:31:00] Sam Willis: Yes I want to complain about everything
[2026-07-07 11:31:00] Sam Willis: And my BOOBSSSSSS!!! they HURT lol
[2026-07-07 11:31:00] Dave: Ewwwwe
[2026-07-07 11:31:00] Dave: Worse
[2026-07-07 11:32:00] Dave: Give it to me!
[2026-07-07 11:32:00] Sam Willis: I have only 1 hr with no meetings so I shall use it to blow up your phone with every minor inconvenience in my life
[2026-07-07 11:32:00] Dave: And you’re SURE you aren’t pregnant 😅
[2026-07-07 11:32:00] Sam Willis: And no I’m not “using you” for sleep. But like…I totally would
[2026-07-07 11:32:00] Dave: Yessssss
[2026-07-07 11:33:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-07 11:33:00] Sam Willis: Like we don’t even have to be friends, but can you just come over and cuddle? 🤣🤣
[2026-07-07 11:33:00] Dave: Like a cuddle-whore
[2026-07-07 11:34:00] Dave: 🤔
[2026-07-07 11:34:00] Sam Willis: You little genius you!
[2026-07-07 11:34:00] Sam Willis: A CUDDLE APP!!!
[2026-07-07 11:34:00] Sam Willis: Omg!
[2026-07-07 11:34:00] Sam Willis: There should be an app for this!!!
[2026-07-07 11:35:00] Sam Willis: Too creepy?
[2026-07-07 11:35:00] Sam Willis: Fine
[2026-07-07 11:35:00] Dave: No!
[2026-07-07 11:36:00] Dave: Seems less creepy than apps to just fuck
[2026-07-07 12:15:00] Sam Willis: Going all in
[2026-07-07 12:15:00] Sam Willis: Alright
[2026-07-07 12:15:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-07 12:18:00] Dave: Slam it!
[2026-07-07 12:18:00] Dave: Yeeeeeah
[2026-07-07 13:24:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-07 13:24:00] Sam Willis: He suddenly just died? A 35 yr old? From being tased? Sounds sus.
[2026-07-07 13:24:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm
[2026-07-07 13:43:00] Dave: Oof, damn
[2026-07-07 13:44:00] Dave: Its feasible that he went into cardiac arrest afterwards 🤷‍♂️
[2026-07-07 14:10:00] Sam Willis: Sus
[2026-07-07 14:31:00] Dave: Yeah yeah
[2026-07-07 14:31:00] Sam Willis: I think i should figure out how to make a life size, weighted, stuffed version of you so i can have those cuddles 😂
[2026-07-07 14:31:00] Sam Willis: I need you to know that I have NEVER EVER wanted to cuddle with someone so badly.
[2026-07-07 14:31:00] Sam Willis: What the actual fuck
[2026-07-07 14:32:00] Sam Willis: Yep. All 8 of them
[2026-07-07 14:32:00] Dave: You probably say that to all the boys
[2026-07-07 14:34:00] Dave: Ok! I found the perfect replica
[2026-07-07 14:35:00] Dave: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CMCGXY26/ref=sr_1_10 35LB Male Sex Doll with Big Penis for Women, Huge Dildo Torso Sex Doll with Realistic Anal Hole for Gay Men, Adult Sex Toy Half Body with Muscle Abs and Legs for Female This male sex doll features a realistic 8-inch dildo and a tight, elastic anal tunnel for anal sex. It is suitable for couples, gay masturbation, and threesomes. The torso has a double-layer structure, with an outer layer soft like skin and an inner stainless steel frame for stability. The me...
[2026-07-07 14:35:00] Sam Willis: Lollllll
[2026-07-07 14:35:00] Sam Willis: What the actual fuck
[2026-07-07 14:35:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-07 14:35:00] Dave: I can’t believe how much exactly like me it looks!!
[2026-07-07 14:36:00] Dave: But for real though.. 🫠🫠🥰
[2026-07-07 14:36:00] Dave: But for real though.. 🫠🫠🥰
[2026-07-07 14:37:00] Dave: I could just swallow you right up 🤗
[2026-07-07 14:38:00] Dave: I can’t wait to snuggle you again
[2026-07-07 14:38:00] Dave: Naaah YOU’re the best baby
[2026-07-07 14:38:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best ❤️❤️
[2026-07-07 15:47:00] Sam Willis: What are you doing in about 20 mins?
[2026-07-07 15:48:00] Dave: Nothing
[2026-07-07 15:48:00] Sam Willis: To scream?
[2026-07-07 15:48:00] Sam Willis: Can I call you?
[2026-07-07 15:49:00] Dave: Ofc you can
[2026-07-07 15:49:00] Sam Willis: ❤️😘
[2026-07-07 16:04:00] Sam Willis: Can I call?
[2026-07-07 16:05:00] Dave: Do it
[2026-07-07 16:52:00] Sam Willis: You’re really sexy when you’re talking about work stuff 🫠
[2026-07-07 16:53:00] Dave: Is there anything I do that isn’t sexy? 🤪
[2026-07-07 16:54:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-07-07 16:54:00] Dave: Don’t answer that…
[2026-07-07 16:54:00] Sam Willis: I can’t think of anything TBH
[2026-07-07 16:55:00] Sam Willis: that I’ve witnessed anyway
[2026-07-07 16:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Any thoughts for how you? Cheer up a teenage boy that's going through his first heart break up
[2026-07-07 16:56:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Cheering up isn't really the right word how do you? Mentor put into perspective help them get over it. Maybe you don't maybe that's the answer. What do you do?
[2026-07-07 16:59:00] Dave: There’s nothing you can do
[2026-07-07 16:59:00] Dave: Who is it?
[2026-07-07 16:59:00] Dave: Other than the usual other fish in the sea line
[2026-07-07 17:00:00] Sam Willis: Zander
[2026-07-07 17:01:00] Sam Willis: But he shouldn’t be focusing on other fish. He should just focus on himself. See? I suck at this. Hehe
[2026-07-07 17:01:00] Sam Willis: But he shouldn’t be focusing on other fish. He should just focus on himself. See? I suck at this. Hehe
[2026-07-07 17:02:00] Sam Willis: Fuck I just remembered that massage tonight.
[2026-07-07 17:03:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-07-07 17:03:00] Sam Willis: I mean I’m glad but damnit
[2026-07-07 17:04:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, I can't really say that I have a lot of sympathy for you being upset because you have to go out to get a massage if it was like a fucking work party or something like drinks or something yeah but not a massage you'll fucking get over it As far as Xander goes like you might actually be able to Tell him what you said is that he should be focusing on himself and frame it like you know from a woman's perspective You know working on yourself is finding out what it is you want or need is the best thing blah blah blah whatever But I say there's nothing you can do just because at 18 or whatever teenage years like nothing makes sense like it's all new terrible feelings and there's no real experience to deal just part of she's part of the game you know It's part of what builds character like figuring out how to deal with that shit
[2026-07-07 17:05:00] Sam Willis: 🤣
[2026-07-07 17:06:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: No, on another unrelated topic I replaced the battery. My stupid fucking robot vacuum today and it's still dead.
[2026-07-07 17:06:00] Sam Willis: I messaged him my thoughts and validated his feelings. I thought I did a good job and you know what he said??
[2026-07-07 17:07:00] Dave: It was probably a positive affirmation
[2026-07-07 17:07:00] Sam Willis: Noooooo about the vacuum
[2026-07-07 17:07:00] Sam Willis: “Hahaha u make me laugh”
[2026-07-07 17:08:00] Dave: Remember, he’s a dumb boy and doesn’t know how to express himself
[2026-07-07 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-07-07 17:13:00] Sam Willis: Ok. I’ve decided. One day a week should be a designated Dave Meltdown day so then I can be the hero
[2026-07-07 17:14:00] Sam Willis: Orrrr perhaps even better. One day a week will be Sam doesn’t whine day
[2026-07-07 17:14:00] Sam Willis: 😘
[2026-07-07 17:17:00] Dave: Hahaha, that sounds like a pretty boring day 😜
[2026-07-07 17:17:00] Dave: Hahaha, that sounds like a pretty boring day 😜
[2026-07-07 17:17:00] Sam Willis: Or we do BOTH
[2026-07-07 17:18:00] Sam Willis: Today’s MW safety…. Oh my LAWD
[2026-07-07 17:19:00] Sam Willis: Mistakes were made.
[2026-07-07 17:20:00] Sam Willis: Ok baby. A nap is calling…
[2026-07-07 17:22:00] Dave: Do it!
[2026-07-07 17:36:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-07 17:36:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-07-07 17:38:00] Dave: How rude!
[2026-07-07 17:38:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-07-07 17:38:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-07-07 17:51:00] Sam Willis: I don’t even know what more to say at this point
[2026-07-07 17:51:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-07 18:16:00] Dave: I’d just focus ok the connecting part and set up a call
[2026-07-07 18:20:00] Dave: And I’d insist on an offer if they want you to work there. Like, I’ll let you know if I’ll move there if the offer is sufficient
[2026-07-07 20:16:00] Sam Willis: I’m so torn
[2026-07-07 20:16:00] Sam Willis: Hey Dan, welcome back! I’ve thought about it a lot, and relocating to Effingham just is not something I can do at this time. I’ve really enjoyed learning about Midland and the role, though, so if a remote or semi-hybrid option is at all possible, I am very much interested. I’m pretty open tomorrow between 12-2 CT, but let me know what works on your end. -OR- Hey Dan, welcome back! Yes, I’ve been thinking about it. Effingham would be a big change in plans for me, but I’m open to talking through what that could look like before I rule anything out. Happy to connect this week. I’m pretty open tomorrow between 12-2 CT, but let me know what works on your end.
[2026-07-07 20:17:00] Sam Willis: Do I just Eeny, meeny, miny, moe?
[2026-07-07 20:17:00] Sam Willis: And over it
[2026-07-07 20:17:00] Sam Willis: And annoyed
[2026-07-07 20:18:00] Dave: I think I like #1
[2026-07-07 20:19:00] Dave: If you’re definitely not going to move back to effingham.
[2026-07-07 20:24:00] Dave: It isn’t a test
[2026-07-07 20:24:00] Dave: Sam is going to she wants.
[2026-07-07 20:24:00] Sam Willis: This is the universe testing me. Is Sam going to she really wants or is she going to settle for fear of “disappointing someone” 🙄
[2026-07-07 20:29:00] Dave: If they’re too dumb to hire you because they want you in effingham then they don’t deserve you and you’ll find something else
[2026-07-07 20:32:00] Sam Willis: Ah. Sent.
[2026-07-07 20:34:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best.
[2026-07-07 20:35:00] Dave: KIDDING!
[2026-07-07 20:35:00] Sam Willis: Best friend, best sex, best cuddler, listener, life coach, mentor, cyber resilience SME….🤭
[2026-07-07 20:35:00] Sam Willis: I don’t deserve you 😭
[2026-07-07 20:35:00] Dave: True, true…
[2026-07-07 20:35:00] Dave: I do what I can 😘
[2026-07-07 20:35:00] Dave: True, true…
[2026-07-07 20:35:00] Dave: I don’t deserve YOU
[2026-07-07 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Bitch, please
[2026-07-07 21:04:00] Sam Willis: How has your night been?
[2026-07-07 21:26:00] Dave: Pretty good
[2026-07-07 21:27:00] Dave: Hbu?
[2026-07-07 21:27:00] Dave: Really good
[2026-07-07 21:27:00] Dave: Just finished the house of dragons from this week
[2026-07-07 21:27:00] Dave: Oh shit! I watched that bitch that set the police car on fire 🤦‍♂️
[2026-07-07 21:28:00] Dave: Mental health
[2026-07-07 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Didn’t search her or anything. Very sloppy.
[2026-07-07 21:28:00] Dave: Oh they were super amateur
[2026-07-07 21:28:00] Dave: Makes me feel bad more than anything lol
[2026-07-07 21:28:00] Sam Willis: Crazy bitch! But also wtf were the cops doing!!
[2026-07-07 21:34:00] Sam Willis: Oh and did she actually piss back there? I couldn’t tell
[2026-07-07 21:37:00] Dave: I’m gonna take her for her word on it
[2026-07-07 21:37:00] Dave: I’m outside with Bear right. It’s so funny how he and Boobers had a really similar nighttime-outside-routines… the way skulked around the whole perimeter - presumably to make sure none of the heard had strain lmao
[2026-07-07 21:37:00] Dave: I’m gonna take her for her word on it
[2026-07-07 21:38:00] Dave: She delivered on pretty much everything else she said so…
[2026-07-07 21:38:00] Sam Willis: What do you mean “none of the heard had strain”?
[2026-07-07 21:38:00] Dave: And they knew her
[2026-07-07 21:38:00] Dave: She delivered on pretty much everything else she said so…
[2026-07-07 21:38:00] Sam Willis: What do you mean “none of the heard had strain”?
[2026-07-07 21:38:00] Sam Willis: Like, none of the herd had strayed?
[2026-07-07 21:39:00] Dave: Because is their hearding breed traits…
[2026-07-07 21:39:00] Sam Willis: OK yes I’m following. It’s just your spelling/grammar is fucking me up 🤣🤪
[2026-07-07 21:39:00] Dave: Because is their hearding breed traits…
[2026-07-07 21:40:00] Dave: Haha, presumptive of me, I know 😘
[2026-07-07 21:40:00] Dave: Haha, presumptive of me, I know 😘
[2026-07-07 21:41:00] Sam Willis: I love that you have another pup that looks and acts like Boobers 🥹
[2026-07-07 21:42:00] Dave: It’s a common Aussie thing - that they treat family like their ward so they’re always like, watching them, and they get all amped up if we stray lol
[2026-07-07 21:42:00] Sam Willis: Yea I saw this a lot in rescue. Then dumbasses would return them bc they were herding their young kids 🤬🤬
[2026-07-07 21:42:00] Dave: It’s a common Aussie thing - that they treat family like their ward so they’re always like, watching them, and they get all amped up if we stray lol
[2026-07-07 21:43:00] Dave: That’s a feature, bro
[2026-07-07 21:43:00] Dave: That’s a feature, bro
[2026-07-07 21:43:00] Sam Willis: Ppl who don’t do their fucking research on the breeds piss me off
[2026-07-07 21:43:00] Sam Willis: Exactly
[2026-07-07 21:44:00] Sam Willis: That’s not what that is, you dumbass
[2026-07-07 21:44:00] Sam Willis: “The dog is being aggressive towards our kids.”
[2026-07-07 21:44:00] Dave: For real
[2026-07-07 21:45:00] Dave: Now I really want you to watch the first couple seasons
[2026-07-07 21:45:00] Dave: Ok. Dog whisperer.
[2026-07-07 21:45:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-07-07 21:46:00] Dave: I think you’d really like it because its all about that understanding off what the dog is doing in its mind
[2026-07-07 21:46:00] Sam Willis: I believe in positive reinforcement only
[2026-07-07 21:46:00] Dave: I think you should still watch it
[2026-07-07 21:46:00] Sam Willis: I googled him and did some research and I don’t believe I will agree with his tactics
[2026-07-07 21:47:00] Dave: Challenge yourself Ms professional auditor
[2026-07-07 21:48:00] Dave: Pretty sure so does Caesar
[2026-07-07 21:48:00] Dave: Pretty sure so does Caesar
[2026-07-07 21:52:00] Sam Willis: 🤬
[2026-07-07 21:54:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: OK, I'll watch some of his stuff But no, I was reading something like really bothered me that I had read. It said something about like how he knees, dogs and the ribs or something. Don't know it was something like in my mind that is aggressive towards dogs and I don't like it. I get his like mentality of like kind of showing you know your master or whatever and like you're the dog and I'm your master and you're gonna listen to me you're gonna have respect and all that sort of shit but I don't know. I don't like the I like the rewarding good behavior is not punishing bad behaviors if that makes sense so But I mean, that's probably flawed too because my dogs walk all over me my problem though is that I reward them at all times even if it's bad behavior You're supposed to just ignore the bad behaviors reward the positive but yeah anyway I wanted to say good night because I'm going to go into my massage pretty soon and I'm sure you're gonna go to bed pretty soon so good night and thanks again for listening to me today and talking me off the ledges So I will talk to you tomorrow and I love you very much and I hope you sleep well
[2026-07-07 21:59:00] Dave: Reminder: this is what you wanted to talk about tomorrow - Caesar Milan
[2026-07-07 21:59:00] Dave: Nite nite baby, I thoroughly enjoyed our communications today
[2026-07-07 21:59:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-07-07 22:00:00] Dave: And I hope your massage is great
[2026-07-07 22:00:00] Dave: And you sleep sooo well
[2026-07-07 22:01:00] Sam Willis: Thank you baby. You too!

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DAY OVERVIEW Their conversation on this Tuesday evolved from playful to tender, with a notable focus on Sam's job stress and her physical discomfort, which they humorously attributed to her ring. They also played around with the idea of a cuddling app, reflecting their longing for physical closeness.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Job Hunt / Professional Stress - Sam shares her frustration about not hearing back from job applications and the uncertainty around a 90-day probationary period. - Emotional register: anxious, frustrated, dejected. - Notable quotes: "What does that mean? I'm not eligible for any benefits for 90 days or what? I'm just spiraling."

  1. Physical Discomfort / Medical Theory
  2. Sam discusses how she thinks sleeping with her ring is causing her breast pain, potentially due to pressure.
  3. Emotional register: playful, inquisitive, humorous.

  4. Notable quotes: "I think I have my hands like. Maybe it's not my ring per se, but like when I'm sleeping on my stomach and my hands are under me they're basically like pushing up my boobs."

  5. Cuddling App Concept

  6. They joke about creating a cuddling app, inspired by their mutual desire for physical closeness.
  7. Emotional register: playful, affectionate.

  8. Notable quotes: "There should be an app for this!" — Sam.

  9. Teenage Heartbreak / Relationship Advice

  10. Sam asks for advice on how to help a teenage boy going through his first heartbreak.
  11. Emotional register: empathetic, uncertain.

  12. Notable quotes: "There’s nothing you can do." — Dave.

  13. Television Viewing / Entertainment Discussion

  14. They discuss the series House of the Dragon and a documentary about a woman setting a police car on fire.
  15. Emotional register: relaxed, amused.

  16. Notable quotes: "I watched that bitch that set the police car on fire." — Dave.

  17. Dog Behavior / Pet Care

  18. Dave talks about his new Australian Shepherd dog, Bear, and his herding instincts.
  19. Emotional register: amused, observational.
  20. Notable quotes: "It’s a common Aussie thing - that they treat family like their ward." — Dave.

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Sam expresses her desire for a massage, which she sees as a way to alleviate her physical discomfort. - They joke about a "cuddle-whore" app, reflecting their longing for physical closeness. - Dave sends Sam a link to a male sex doll, which they find humorous and a bit absurd. - Notable quotes: "I could just swallow you right up." — Dave.

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam is initially anxious and frustrated due to job stress, but the mood shifts to playful and affectionate as they joke about a cuddling app. - Dave offers emotional support to Sam, reassuring her about her job situation and expressing his affection for her. - They engage in teasing and playful banter, maintaining a light-hearted dynamic.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "I just drank my last fruit punch one." — Dave. - "I've decided. One day a week should be a designated Dave Meltdown day." — Sam. - "Hahaha, that sounds like a pretty boring day." — Dave. - "I miss you a lot a lot too." — Dave. - "I'm going to say good night because I'm going to go into my massage pretty soon." — Sam. - "I thoroughly enjoyed our communications today." — Dave.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Sam's ongoing job search and potential relocation. - Their playful discussion about a cuddling app and its implications for their relationship. - Sam's massage appointment and its potential to affect her physical comfort.

MOOD MAP anxious frustration → playful affection → relaxed amusement → tender support

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    224

    18.1 fewer; previous daily average 242.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    27

    0.9 more; previous daily average 26.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 112 · 50% 112 · 50%
Average reply time 4m 25s (n=55) 4m 3s (n=53)
Conversation starts 0 of 1 · 0% 1 of 1 · 100%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 4m 25s (n=55). 64% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 41s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 403 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 4m 3s (n=53). 26% longer; pooled historical mean 3m 13s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 404 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 0.0%; 69.2 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 69.2% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 13 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 6m 30s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 96.9%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

  • Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 64% longer; pooled historical mean 2m 41s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 403 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm

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Signals in your messages

Share of all 224 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Humor50 · 22%
Status update39 · 17%
Frustration25 · 11%
Affection23 · 10%
Vulnerability17 · 8%

All other signals

Emotional support12 · 5%
Checking in9 · 4%
Planning9 · 4%
Encouragement8 · 4%
Excitement7 · 3%
Disagreement6 · 3%
Appreciation5 · 2%
Deep sharing5 · 2%
Request3 · 1%
Flirting2 · 1%
Sexting2 · 1%
Boundary setting1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Humor (31), Status update (23), Affection (9), Encouragement (8), Emotional support (7)
  • Sam Willis: Humor (19), Frustration (18), Status update (16), Affection (14), Vulnerability (14)

Tension and positive follow-ups

18 of 25 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (72%).

7 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 50s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 25 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I get it 😭

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Can confirm, sleep was awful. Couldn’t fall asleep until 11 😭

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Why so many spikes of awake time, though!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha, they know

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Your monster drink. Hehe

  2. Context · · Dave

    What flavor is it?

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    🖕🏻

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Dave

    I just drank my last fruit punch one

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    The pink one

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sucks for you. Hehe

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: So one I'm bummed I haven't heard back from any jobs yet To Sorry, I'm distracted too. Did I tell you that the clover company was like? The guy who would be my boss, the sister was like well Just so you know like because you…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I wonder what that probationary period means..

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, yeah, don't don't take the job market being stupid to personally you are definitely Lovable and capable and It's something will come along eventually I'm starting to that For you You're doing better t…

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

198 of 224 messages (88.4%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 100 / 112 89.3%
Sam Willis 98 / 112 87.5%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.80
Appreciation 0.82
Boundary setting 0.55
Checking in 0.62
Deep sharing 0.70
Disagreement 0.75
Emotional support 0.70
Encouragement 0.76
Excitement 0.76
Flirting 0.85
Frustration 0.70
Humor 0.73
Passive aggression 0.50
Planning 0.72
Request 0.72
Sexting 0.82
Status update 0.63
Vulnerability 0.65
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-16 11:55:30
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 23 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby, from your “I hate everything and want to cry” not-girlfriend, girlfriend

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it is pretty early for you or maybe it's late for me. I'm not sure. I slept in a little bit cause I'm working from home all week this week. Because I just don't fucking feel like So ye…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Wfh this week!!! You turd

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    Omg the meetings

  2. Context · · Dave

    So you think sleeping on your ring is what’s making your boobs hurt?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Oooh a massage 😊😊😊

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s the only logical reason

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: What is the ring like leaving an indent and hurt like in that one spot or is it like your whole boob is sore cause I am. I'm not thinking that makes a lot of sense.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yesssss

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Do you know what I still have, and brought to work with me today, because I’m on the struggle bus?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Same brain, bitch 😘

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Your monster drink. Hehe

  5. Context · · Dave

    What flavor is it?

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.88 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I wonder what that probationary period means..

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, yeah, don't don't take the job market being stupid to personally you are definitely Lovable and capable and It's something will come along eventually I'm starting to that For you You're doing better t…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Hahaha Bob the builder. You’re the best

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Today’s already a shit show.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Work. Ugh

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Like a cuddle-whore

  2. Context · · Dave

    🤔

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You little genius you!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    A CUDDLE APP!!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg!

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    I’m outside with Bear right. It’s so funny how he and Boobers had a really similar nighttime-outside-routines… the way skulked around the whole perimeter - presumably to make sure none of the heard had strain lmao

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m gonna take her for her word on it This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    She delivered on pretty much everything else she said so…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    What do you mean “none of the heard had strain”?

  5. Context · · Dave

    And they knew her

Boundary setting

Showing 1 of 1 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’d just focus ok the connecting part and set up a call

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    And I’d insist on an offer if they want you to work there. Like, I’ll let you know if I’ll move there if the offer is sufficient

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m so torn

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hey Dan, welcome back! I’ve thought about it a lot, and relocating to Effingham just is not something I can do at this time. I’ve really enjoyed learning about Midland and the role, though, so if a remote or semi-hybrid option is at all po…

Checking in

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby, from your “I hate everything and want to cry” not-girlfriend, girlfriend

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it is pretty early for you or maybe it's late for me. I'm not sure. I slept in a little bit cause I'm working from home all week this week. Because I just don't fucking feel like So ye…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Wfh this week!!! You turd

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I get it 😭

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Wfh this week!!! You turd

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I get it 😭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Can confirm, sleep was awful. Couldn’t fall asleep until 11 😭

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why so many spikes of awake time, though!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    HOW DID YOU KNOW

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yesssss

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Do you know what I still have, and brought to work with me today, because I’m on the struggle bus?

  4. Context · · Dave

    Same brain, bitch 😘

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Your monster drink. Hehe

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s the only logical reason

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: What is the ring like leaving an indent and hurt like in that one spot or is it like your whole boob is sore cause I am. I'm not thinking that makes a lot of sense.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: How dare you question my theory? It's the only thing that makes sense but also weird is no it's not leaving in indent but what I think happens is, I think I have my hands like. Maybe it's not my ring per se although I think…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I could see that

  5. Context · · Dave

    Them being pushed up causing the soreness

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeeeeeah

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    He suddenly just died? A 35 yr old? From being tased? Sounds sus.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hmmm

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oof, damn

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Don’t answer that…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I can’t think of anything TBH

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    that I’ve witnessed anyway

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Any thoughts for how you? Cheer up a teenage boy that's going through his first heart break up

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Cheering up isn't really the right word how do you? Mentor put into perspective help them get over it. Maybe you don't maybe that's the answer. What do you do?

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.85

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Too creepy?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fine

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    No!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Seems less creepy than apps to just fuck

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Going all in

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fine

  2. Context · · Dave

    No!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Seems less creepy than apps to just fuck

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Going all in

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Alright

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Noooooo about the vacuum

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    “Hahaha u make me laugh”

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Remember, he’s a dumb boy and doesn’t know how to express himself

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahahaha

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ok. I’ve decided. One day a week should be a designated Dave Meltdown day so then I can be the hero

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 12 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby, from your “I hate everything and want to cry” not-girlfriend, girlfriend

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it is pretty early for you or maybe it's late for me. I'm not sure. I slept in a little bit cause I'm working from home all week this week. Because I just don't fucking feel like So ye…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Wfh this week!!! You turd

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I get it 😭

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sucks for you. Hehe

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: So one I'm bummed I haven't heard back from any jobs yet To Sorry, I'm distracted too. Did I tell you that the clover company was like? The guy who would be my boss, the sister was like well Just so you know like because you…

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yeah I wonder what that probationary period means..

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, yeah, don't don't take the job market being stupid to personally you are definitely Lovable and capable and It's something will come along eventually I'm starting to that For you You're doing better t…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahaha Bob the builder. You’re the best

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: So one I'm bummed I haven't heard back from any jobs yet To Sorry, I'm distracted too. Did I tell you that the clover company was like? The guy who would be my boss, the sister was like well Just so you know like because you…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I wonder what that probationary period means..

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, yeah, don't don't take the job market being stupid to personally you are definitely Lovable and capable and It's something will come along eventually I'm starting to that For you You're doing better t…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahaha Bob the builder. You’re the best

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Today’s already a shit show.

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: So one I'm bummed I haven't heard back from any jobs yet To Sorry, I'm distracted too. Did I tell you that the clover company was like? The guy who would be my boss, the sister was like well Just so you know like because you…

  2. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I wonder what that probationary period means..

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, yeah, don't don't take the job market being stupid to personally you are definitely Lovable and capable and It's something will come along eventually I'm starting to that For you You're doing better t…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahaha Bob the builder. You’re the best

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Today’s already a shit show.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    To scream?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Can I call you?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Ofc you can

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    ❤️😘

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Can I call?

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    ❤️😘

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Can I call?

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Do it

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re really sexy when you’re talking about work stuff 🫠

  5. Context · · Dave

    Is there anything I do that isn’t sexy? 🤪

Excitement

Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    HOW DID YOU KNOW

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yesssss

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Do you know what I still have, and brought to work with me today, because I’m on the struggle bus?

  5. Context · · Dave

    Same brain, bitch 😘

score 0.70 · confidence 0.75

  1. Context · · Dave

    And you’re SURE you aren’t pregnant 😅

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    And no I’m not “using you” for sleep. But like…I totally would

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Yessssss

  4. Context · · Dave

    Lmao

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Like we don’t even have to be friends, but can you just come over and cuddle? 🤣🤣

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You little genius you!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    A CUDDLE APP!!!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Omg!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    There should be an app for this!!!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Too creepy?

Flirting

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    But for real though.. 🫠🫠🥰

  2. Context · · Dave

    But for real though.. 🫠🫠🥰 This message responded to an earlier message.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I could just swallow you right up 🤗

  4. Context · · Dave

    I can’t wait to snuggle you again

  5. Context · · Dave

    Naaah YOU’re the best baby

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    Do it

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re really sexy when you’re talking about work stuff 🫠

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Is there anything I do that isn’t sexy? 🤪

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahahaha

  5. Context · · Dave

    Don’t answer that…

Frustration

Showing 3 of 25 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.5

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I get it 😭

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Can confirm, sleep was awful. Couldn’t fall asleep until 11 😭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Why so many spikes of awake time, though!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha, they know

score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Your monster drink. Hehe

  2. Context · · Dave

    What flavor is it?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    🖕🏻

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  5. Context · · Dave

    I just drank my last fruit punch one

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    The pink one

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sucks for you. Hehe

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: So one I'm bummed I haven't heard back from any jobs yet To Sorry, I'm distracted too. Did I tell you that the clover company was like? The guy who would be my boss, the sister was like well Just so you know like because you…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I wonder what that probationary period means..

  5. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Well, yeah, don't don't take the job market being stupid to personally you are definitely Lovable and capable and It's something will come along eventually I'm starting to that For you You're doing better t…

Humor

Showing 3 of 50 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.78 · confidence 0.697

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning baby, from your “I hate everything and want to cry” not-girlfriend, girlfriend

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it is pretty early for you or maybe it's late for me. I'm not sure. I slept in a little bit cause I'm working from home all week this week. Because I just don't fucking feel like So ye…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Wfh this week!!! You turd

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I get it 😭

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Can confirm, sleep was awful. Couldn’t fall asleep until 11 😭

score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine it is pretty early for you or maybe it's late for me. I'm not sure. I slept in a little bit cause I'm working from home all week this week. Because I just don't fucking feel like So ye…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Wfh this week!!! You turd

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    But I get it 😭

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Can confirm, sleep was awful. Couldn’t fall asleep until 11 😭

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why so many spikes of awake time, though!

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why so many spikes of awake time, though!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Hahaha, they know

  4. Context · · Dave

    Omg the meetings

  5. Context · · Dave

    So you think sleeping on your ring is what’s making your boobs hurt?

Planning

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    A CUDDLE APP!!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Omg!

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    There should be an app for this!!!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Too creepy?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Fine

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yep. All 8 of them

  2. Context · · Dave

    You probably say that to all the boys

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Ok! I found the perfect replica

  4. Context · · Dave

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CMCGXY26/ref=sr_1_10 35LB Male Sex Doll with Big Penis for Women, Huge Dildo Torso Sex Doll with Realistic Anal Hole for Gay Men, Adult Sex Toy Half Body with Muscle Abs and Legs for Female This male sex doll fe…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lollllll

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Remember, he’s a dumb boy and doesn’t know how to express himself

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahahaha

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Ok. I’ve decided. One day a week should be a designated Dave Meltdown day so then I can be the hero

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Orrrr perhaps even better. One day a week will be Sam doesn’t whine day

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    😘

Request

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ewwwwe

  2. Context · · Dave

    Worse

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Give it to me!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I have only 1 hr with no meetings so I shall use it to blow up your phone with every minor inconvenience in my life

  5. Context · · Dave

    And you’re SURE you aren’t pregnant 😅

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    Nothing

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    To scream?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Can I call you?

  4. Context · · Dave

    Ofc you can

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    ❤️😘

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Dave

    Ofc you can

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    ❤️😘

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Can I call?

  4. Context · · Dave

    Do it

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re really sexy when you’re talking about work stuff 🫠

Sexting

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score 0.90 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    You probably say that to all the boys

  2. Context · · Dave

    Ok! I found the perfect replica

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CMCGXY26/ref=sr_1_10 35LB Male Sex Doll with Big Penis for Women, Huge Dildo Torso Sex Doll with Realistic Anal Hole for Gay Men, Adult Sex Toy Half Body with Muscle Abs and Legs for Female This male sex doll fe…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Lollllll

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    What the actual fuck

score 0.75 · confidence 0.75

  1. Context · · Dave

    Do it

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’re really sexy when you’re talking about work stuff 🫠

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Is there anything I do that isn’t sexy? 🤪

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahahaha

  5. Context · · Dave

    Don’t answer that…

Status update

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha, they know

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Omg the meetings

  4. Context · · Dave

    So you think sleeping on your ring is what’s making your boobs hurt?

  5. Context · · Dave

    Oooh a massage 😊😊😊

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Dave

    So you think sleeping on your ring is what’s making your boobs hurt?

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oooh a massage 😊😊😊

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    That’s the only logical reason

  4. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: What is the ring like leaving an indent and hurt like in that one spot or is it like your whole boob is sore cause I am. I'm not thinking that makes a lot of sense.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: How dare you question my theory? It's the only thing that makes sense but also weird is no it's not leaving in indent but what I think happens is, I think I have my hands like. Maybe it's not my ring per se although I think…

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.61

  1. Context · · Dave

    Oooh a massage 😊😊😊

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s the only logical reason

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: What is the ring like leaving an indent and hurt like in that one spot or is it like your whole boob is sore cause I am. I'm not thinking that makes a lot of sense.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: How dare you question my theory? It's the only thing that makes sense but also weird is no it's not leaving in indent but what I think happens is, I think I have my hands like. Maybe it's not my ring per se although I think…

  5. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I could see that

Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.

Vulnerability

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Wfh this week!!! You turd

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I get it 😭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Can confirm, sleep was awful. Couldn’t fall asleep until 11 😭

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why so many spikes of awake time, though!

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    <no text>

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s the only logical reason

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: What is the ring like leaving an indent and hurt like in that one spot or is it like your whole boob is sore cause I am. I'm not thinking that makes a lot of sense.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: How dare you question my theory? It's the only thing that makes sense but also weird is no it's not leaving in indent but what I think happens is, I think I have my hands like. Maybe it's not my ring per se although I think…

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah I could see that

  5. Context · · Dave

    Them being pushed up causing the soreness

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    A monster?!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hehehe

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    HOW DID YOU KNOW

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yesssss

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Do you know what I still have, and brought to work with me today, because I’m on the struggle bus?