2026-05-08
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[2026-05-08 08:03:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great massage and a great night sleep. I bet you did and I bet you are. Tearing ass downstairs and eating cereal and getting ready to hop in the car and race to work cause I know how excited you are about going in on a Friday just going in a general but I guess for real it's finally the last day of the week, so that's that's nice And you leave for Effingham Sunday right so that's something to look forward to him I miss you. Can't wait to see you. I went to sleep late thinking about you and woke up thinking about you. Thinking some naughty thoughts in there somewhere I woke up at one point last night and I've told you how like sometimes like laying on my side a lot I kind of side/further over my dick like press this kind of into the downwards put into the side of the bed like That and accentuates the erection, I guess And I woke up like I don't know if it was acrylic a dream or if it started like as I was waking up, but I woke up like definitely thinking about grinding against you, but I was actually like grinding against the mattress But either way it was hot because I was getting ready to slide into you from behind anyway anyway, I hope you're having a great morning. I also have something funny to show you from Dominic's. I told you I was working on that thing for motor parts or whatever. So we're talking about it this morning and we said the I'll send you a screenshot. I won't spoil it, but we sent the exact same thing basically at the same time same idea. Which reminded me of you and I So anyway, I sent you that so I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice and I will talk to you soon love bye
[2026-05-08 08:36:00] Sam Willis: You’re just too Jedi mind connected to like EVERYONE
[2026-05-08 08:36:00] Sam Willis: Like wtf
[2026-05-08 08:36:00] Dave: Just you baby (and apparently Dominic now lol)
[2026-05-08 09:18:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning I'm just driving and I realized I forgot to take my new fancy probiotic this morning Also, I have a really bad problem of not remembering if I took my anxiety and antidepressant pills so like some mornings I'm convinced I have taken them twice cause I just I just don't ever know but anyway We finally made it to Friday thank fuck And it's already 715. Traffic is bad it says so that's cool. Love that see we call in 45 minutes. Don't forget about the CLE call. I know sometimes I was just disappear off your calendar Anyway back another week so that's cool. I won't be talking to him next week. Also, I'm supposed to I was supposed to hear yesterday from either the recruiter or like the exact admin whatever four times when I can like physically meet people face-to-face in Effingham with for the bank and I never heard anything so I'm gonna have to call him today Anyway I I'm glad that you had a good night sleep and you thought about me and you're grinding up thinking about me I fell asleep thinking about you as well. I also was thinking about you while I was getting a massage and then it was just like this weird mental disconnect. I was thinking about you but then there was this other dude's hands on me and it was cringing me out because the other dude is not all. Attractive and I don't wanna think about his hands on me. And so I had to stop. But the massage was great and oh my fucking Christ let's go let's go massage was great. The workout was great. I feel actually like for the first time in a long time that My back is it all hatched over Back in my shoulders Like most people have really tight pics and we don't even really notice it but then yeah he massaged out my packs and oh my God it's like so much better Holy fuck traffic is ridiculous this morning. It's like all the huge trucks decided that they need to be out right now at this time. Anyway, I Going to imagine you're gonna be working on that new design thing for Dominic today is that what you're doing what else you got going on? I have no plans tonight except Christian and I were talking about getting sushi again since we didn't last week so we'll see but he is getting the keys to his place today. He's getting. Utilities are set up today Off work So yeah, I have a fuck to do between Until Tuesday or Tuesday until Sunday morning, when I head to the airport, I gotta totally pack. I gotta prep for these interviews I got.
[2026-05-08 09:20:00] Dave: Thank you, fuck!
[2026-05-08 09:20:00] Dave: lol… I got the COE call today
[2026-05-08 09:21:00] Dave: 😒
[2026-05-08 09:22:00] Dave: Hahaha, the massage
[2026-05-08 09:22:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I am so sick of my bitch phone like just cutting me off like it just goes dark. It's very annoying. The dogs have to go to daycare for a week so I gotta get all our food cleaned up and buy enough food and just now I'm stressed out Cool, cool so the good news is after the CV call I have one other meeting and that is it. I hope nobody fucks with me. I can get shit that fucking Michael scheduled a call for 730 this morning to talk about like. Some procedure like it's not some urgent shit like how do we want to handle these sort of cases going forward So this morning, I iMessage and I was like hey I temporarily forgot I'm driving in on Fridays now I'm gonna be in the car during this time because you know it's 7:30 in the fucking morning. I didn't say that, but I was like can you push this to after the CV call and then Josh was like you know we can just push it to Monday and I'm thinking I don't know if that's any better because the week like next week's gonna be a shit show but OK fine. Also, I'm starting to realize I don't think Josh really fucking does much at all like I think he's fucking around all day. I really do Michael. What is he doing? Oh my God I really need to like shave off my little chin hairs. I meant to do this last night It looks terrible That's fine anyway Thank you fuck What is the fuck about? I just saw your first message. Thank you, fuck Maybe I said that I don't know There was something that I was gonna tell you that nobody gives a shit about, but I'm gonna talk to her off anyway what was it? Oh, what was it? It's like on the tip of my tongue. I don't even remember what I was just talking about I'm gonna let you go. I'll figure it out. I'm sure OK bye
[2026-05-08 09:31:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I got something for the tip of your tongue but also the fuck thing was because you said thank fuck it's Friday and I was like yes thank you fuck So When you get your pecks massaged as a woman like is that like just boob grabbing how much does he have to get all up on your boobs like with that? I've never really I mean I know like the pictures are kind of like up. Higher behind, but like How does that? How does that work? Just curious Yeah, Josh definitely doesn't do anything. He's a PhD. He's a doctor of course he doesn't do anything once you get your doctorate. You don't do work anymore. You've done a lot to get that and then you're just like that done my share time to just fuck off. Or teach, which is the same thing so yeah That's Josh So that's cool. Christian gets his shit today. What's this story with this car that shit blew back up right so did he take it back yesterday? I forget Be interesting to see what the fuck's going on with that So yeah, I got to see how we called Don't really care. I'm pretty much done with that tray. I think I might just have to. He's gotta get some measurements today some more just to make sure I got them right from kind of just inferring what they look like cause I have like the basic measurements like length and width. But there's like some circumferences like the holes and shit I think I got it just of size it up relatively so I double check that but I'm actually printing one out now And I'm adding magnets to it because those pieces are steel or whatever so they're magnetic so it'll be a nice little touch like his current one doesn't have the magnets So yeah, pretty much done with that already. I'm going to go to the gym today. Maybe we'll see. I'm gonna think about it right now. I'm kind of on a cleaning. Kick so I've been cleaning my office this morning and I'm fixing to vacuum That's about it That's so when you can't remember if you've taken your anxiety medicine, does that make you anxious? Then you probably should take more than you know Yeah, I've my routine is so baked it now that it's like I've rarely ever forgot to take my pills cause it's just the first thing I do So yeah What else did you say yeah why I wonder why your phone is cutting off so you said it's going dark so like I guess the screen cuts off and that's what does it because anything that you like takes focus off of the text message like you can't switch apps are like look at anything while you're doing it while you're recording or it stops so yeah it's probably your Screen timer is whatever cutting out I think I have mindset to never turn off or whatever the longest interval is What else did you say? I don't remember, but if you think of whatever thing that you said I didn't care about that you were gonna talk about. I will let me know because I definitely do care about it whatever it was and I will talk to you later bye.
[2026-05-08 09:32:00] Sam Willis: Ooooo
[2026-05-08 09:32:00] Sam Willis: Lmaoooo the pec massage
[2026-05-08 09:46:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Yeah, I think it's a screen saver time out whatever the fuck dude traffic is infuriating today you know how like when nobody can maintain a consistent pace because there's just there's idiots on the road that just are like fucking Sunday drivers. I don't give a shit then there's massive fucking semis then there's people trying to get to work like we're all kinds of kinds and nobody is on the same page. So I am tailgating people's asses like I told you I do so anyway the Peck massage No, there is no boob touching whatsoever. It's just north of the boobs. So this man does not touch my boobs he does not see my boobs does not see my nipples. There is no cupping nothing so anyway yeah it's just from like like the armpit over to the top of the chest and it feels so good. So yeah Yeah, anyway I don't even like let this guy like see my ass like he will do a good massage, but it's with a blanket over it and the only people who I like let like pulled out my freaking panties, which I don't know why they insist on doing it is whole Mexicans, and Asians like, why do you gotta pull it down to where my poor ass crack is exposed just for you to massage my glutes and my lower back like just Massage it like I don't understand over the underwear or whatever It's mostly Asians and they have their own little style anyway Dislike reminds me of I have never Been with a man except for Chaz that was so motherfucking controlling that he literally Oh my God, he told me that he was uncomfortable with me having Any male massage therapist so I started going to women and then one day he called the massage place to reschedule like we were both getting a massage at the same time or something or other and they had assigned me to a male and he was like no, she can't have any nail massage therapist he told my massage way, my membership, of course That just pisses me the fuck off. I'm just thinking about it and I'm more mad at myself and I am a hit because why the fuck but I allow such a thing in my life. They're here or there we live we learn Controlling I shouldn't speak ill of the dead Anyway So the magnet thing sounds like a nice little touch of course you would add something like that in so love that have fun cleaning get your ass to the gym. You have all day no excuse. Sorry that was a little bit bossy anyway So Christian's car is still at the dealership you dropped it off yesterday. They haven't even called this day that they've even got into it so he has a loaner and we'll see what they do ridiculous. All right, we're gonna go into the HOV lane. Has all these fuckers going so slow There were some interesting shit going on in the inside of world yesterday there is definitely a disgruntled employee actually is a contractor. I say he I feel like it's a he could be a she. Set up the anonymous email account email the fucking chief administrative officer reports directly to fricking Rick And is claiming that his manager is getting his manager and others are getting kickbacks basically when it comes down to is, this person is convinced that people at Schwab are getting kickbacks from the vendors who we get contractors from because this person can't understand why I'm gonna say he has not been made a full-time employee at well I'm sure it's because it's due to performance issues But this person is a contractor and is saying well you know the only incentive for keeping me in other as a contractor why is Schwab a contractor heavy you guys must be getting kickbacks and even like mention Rick's name as Rick could possibly be getting kickbacks too, anyway don't tell way Obviously, very sensitive, but the messages just keep escalating like the name Colleen, the vitreal, like the tone like all of it is totally escalating to anger like really angry So I mean, calling people Go home and Oh, I watch there's lots of name-calling not like bitch or anything but like Bribe sucking Anyway, so corporate security been notified. They're all looking into it now we don't know who it is so. Yeah, fun times a lot of times there's people that whistleblower is synonymous that will reach out and claim shit and then when it comes time to like, hey we need to talk to you to understand what you know your ex experiencing. Do you have any evidence? They go dark and there's there's nothing to see a chance but this person seems like I don't know if there's any claims but this is at least real person. That's gotta be and then. It's just it's good then the person mentioned like oh well I'll record these managers talking next time. HR was like no no we cannot be recording and people secretly at work. These do not record. Oh no this is getting over. What else is gonna say oh Canva is Marco. I have to listen to it, but her and Jesse have to meet the parent coordinator today as a sign for the courts because They can't align on a summer schedule for the boys like they are so incapable of communicating with each other to figure out custody schedules for this summer so they have to do it with the third-party to coordinate at all because he's such a fucking twat So I'm glad I don't have to deal with any of that shit honestly all over 8 inches. I don't even know what I've talked about so I will talk to you soon.
[2026-05-08 09:52:00] Dave: lol… cupping
[2026-05-08 09:52:00] Dave: I almost used that word
[2026-05-08 09:53:00] Dave: You can’t massage OVER clothes 🤷♂️
[2026-05-08 09:54:00] Dave: He wouldn’t let you have a male masseuse?! Lmao
[2026-05-08 09:55:00] Dave: Nah you can totally shit talk the dead lol
[2026-05-08 09:55:00] Dave: Lolol… I can’t believe how controlling he was… GET TO THE GYM YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE
[2026-05-08 09:55:00] Sam Willis: LMAOOOO
[2026-05-08 09:56:00] Sam Willis: No baby. That’s being bossy
[2026-05-08 09:56:00] Sam Willis: There’s a difference
[2026-05-08 09:56:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-08 09:56:00] Dave:
[2026-05-08 09:57:00] Sam Willis: Fucking tool
[2026-05-08 09:58:00] Sam Willis: God, I feel sooooo awkward when I’m at a stop light and there’s homeless ppl and they’re just looking at me and I have nothing to offer and they look so sad and I feel so weird and it’s a whole thing
[2026-05-08 10:02:00] Dave: That’s crazy about the whistleblower! It sounds like something he probably heard on Fox News lol
[2026-05-08 10:02:00] Dave: But what if it turns out to be true??
[2026-05-08 10:02:00] Dave: Yes!! I wasn’t expecting you to have over 8”!!
[2026-05-08 10:02:00] Dave: What a nice surprise
[2026-05-08 10:05:00] Sam Willis: I’m sure there’s corrupt fuckers within our exec team.
[2026-05-08 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Bc they’re rich
[2026-05-08 10:05:00] Sam Willis: I’m sure there’s corrupt fuckers within our exec team.
[2026-05-08 10:05:00] Sam Willis: Bc they’re rich
[2026-05-08 10:07:00] Dave: Can I tell you a secret… maybe it’s not a secret, idk.
[2026-05-08 10:07:00] Sam Willis: WHAT
[2026-05-08 10:07:00] Dave: I hate Marissa
[2026-05-08 10:07:00] Sam Willis: lmaooooo
[2026-05-08 10:07:00] Sam Willis: Why is that
[2026-05-08 10:07:00] Dave: No real reason other than her voice
[2026-05-08 10:08:00] Dave: Actually I worked with her once very briefly on an assessment or something. And I was really.
[2026-05-08 10:08:00] Sam Willis: It’s the voice
[2026-05-08 10:09:00] Sam Willis: “I came”
[2026-05-08 10:09:00] Sam Willis: Hehe
[2026-05-08 10:09:00] Sam Willis: I’m a child
[2026-05-08 10:09:00] Sam Willis: And sex deprived
[2026-05-08 10:09:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-05-08 10:10:00] Sam Willis: And then you say NICE in all caps. Lmao.
[2026-05-08 10:10:00] Sam Willis: Do you think we will ever high five sometime after having sex? 😂
[2026-05-08 10:11:00] Dave: I was like, get.. what? That wasn’t even a bad double entendre lmao
[2026-05-08 10:11:00] Dave: It was just the word
[2026-05-08 10:11:00] Sam Willis: No I meant “you get what I’m saying” when I misspelled came
[2026-05-08 10:12:00] Dave: Because cam? No I still don’t get it 😅
[2026-05-08 10:12:00] Dave: Sorry, I ruined it lmao
[2026-05-08 10:12:00] Dave: But I still love it
[2026-05-08 10:12:00] Sam Willis: Omg forget it. lol. It’s not important.
[2026-05-08 10:13:00] Dave: We missed the perfect opportunity when you cam all over my last time when you were riding 🥵😈
[2026-05-08 10:13:00] Dave: I love you
[2026-05-08 10:13:00] Sam Willis: I love you most!
[2026-05-08 10:13:00] Dave: We missed the perfect opportunity when you cam all over my last time when you were riding 🥵😈
[2026-05-08 10:14:00] Sam Willis: I was too busy dying from bliss
[2026-05-08 10:15:00] Dave: Get it? Cam?
[2026-05-08 10:15:00] Dave: Get it? Cam?
[2026-05-08 10:15:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-05-08 10:15:00] Sam Willis: Omg I totally missed that
[2026-05-08 10:15:00] Sam Willis: Why are we so doofy
[2026-05-08 10:16:00] Sam Willis: Can you believe that we are whole ass adults?? 🤭
[2026-05-08 10:16:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-08 10:16:00] Sam Willis: Wait. How old are u going to be
[2026-05-08 10:16:00] Sam Willis: Hold on
[2026-05-08 10:16:00] Sam Willis: I’ll be 38
[2026-05-08 10:16:00] Sam Willis: You’ll be….47?
[2026-05-08 10:17:00] Dave: Considering literally all of my passwords have at least “69” in them and most also have “420”… no, I can’t.
[2026-05-08 10:17:00] Dave: Considering literally all of my passwords have at least “69” in them and most also have “420”… no, I can’t.
[2026-05-08 10:17:00] Sam Willis: Wow. Lmao
[2026-05-08 10:18:00] Sam Willis: I figured all your passwords had some variation of my name in them
[2026-05-08 10:18:00] Sam Willis: 😔
[2026-05-08 10:18:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-08 10:18:00] Dave: I didn’t say they don’t
[2026-05-08 10:19:00] Dave: Ey3_69_S@M_@!!_dA3
[2026-05-08 10:20:00] Sam Willis: You lie
[2026-05-08 10:20:00] Sam Willis: That’s not real
[2026-05-08 10:20:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-08 10:32:00] Sam Willis: Why is Bridget like…so on top of things?
[2026-05-08 10:32:00] Dave: Is she?
[2026-05-08 10:32:00] Sam Willis: Like…so engaged?
[2026-05-08 10:32:00] Sam Willis: It’s weird
[2026-05-08 10:32:00] Sam Willis: Like she’s going for a new role or something
[2026-05-08 10:33:00] Dave: Whenever I’ve talked to her she’s only ever like 15%… correct?….accurate?… not sure what the right word is. But she seems super on top of it so it makes me second guess myself. But then come to find out, she don’t know wtf she’s talking about.
[2026-05-08 10:34:00] Sam Willis: That’s weird lol
[2026-05-08 10:34:00] Dave: Totally chill upstairs.
[2026-05-08 10:35:00] Dave: Downstairs, when he sees fatty-ding-dong, it’s ON
[2026-05-08 10:36:00] Sam Willis: Oooo that’s that it was
[2026-05-08 10:36:00] Sam Willis: Brian challenged her lol
[2026-05-08 10:37:00] Sam Willis: I wonder if it’s a territorial thing
[2026-05-08 10:37:00] Sam Willis: I wonder if it’s a territorial thing
[2026-05-08 10:37:00] Dave: He’s fine with Gray Kitty
[2026-05-08 10:38:00] Dave: I think it’s all because BK runs so it triggers his herding response, which then makes BK panic.
[2026-05-08 10:38:00] Dave: GK just stands there and looks at him so he chills
[2026-05-08 10:41:00] Sam Willis: Yea, same with my dumb dogs. Mostly
[2026-05-08 12:22:00] Sam Willis: Sigh. Now Rachel Medlin is calling to shit talk people 🙄
[2026-05-08 12:23:00] Sam Willis: There are far too many strong personalities in TRM
[2026-05-08 12:23:00] Sam Willis: Like everyone chill the fuck out
[2026-05-08 12:31:00] Dave: Ooooh… what kind of shit? And about whom?
[2026-05-08 12:33:00] Sam Willis: CJ
[2026-05-08 12:33:00] Sam Willis: But just like in general, all the politicking
[2026-05-08 12:33:00] Sam Willis: Which she absolutely does too
[2026-05-08 12:33:00] Sam Willis: Which I find annoying
[2026-05-08 12:33:00] Sam Willis: Like I don’t gaf.
[2026-05-08 12:34:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo many ppl are trying to suck Samir’s dick and I find it so cringe
[2026-05-08 12:40:00] Dave: It’s so cringe lol
[2026-05-08 12:57:00] Sam Willis: Apparently Chris Foye is in the running for Scott smiths old role
[2026-05-08 12:57:00] Sam Willis: So that would mean Brian would pretty much definitely get Stephen’s role. That fucking sucks
[2026-05-08 13:00:00] Dave: Who is Scott smith?
[2026-05-08 13:00:00] Sam Willis: The Deputy CISO
[2026-05-08 13:00:00] Sam Willis: he used to be the MD under identity and access stuff in SCS
[2026-05-08 13:01:00] Sam Willis: so that’s what Chris is applying for
[2026-05-08 13:01:00] Dave: Where is Stephen going?
[2026-05-08 13:01:00] Sam Willis: Likely Bill Walkers old role in SCS. MD over security engineering
[2026-05-08 13:01:00] Sam Willis: Not sure why Doug Osborne wouldn’t try for it
[2026-05-08 13:01:00] Sam Willis: Likely Bill Walkers old role in SCS. MD over security engineering
[2026-05-08 13:03:00] Dave: Hadn’t heard about that
[2026-05-08 13:43:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Holy fuck Ted, I'm so fucking grumpy God like I'm all four people using copilot like in their work but when it just spits out the word fucking shit ever I'm reviewing automatic test, work papers and it is just word. Fucking vomit everywhere. I honestly could just scream I like what the actual fuck we're saying the same shit five different times like fuck you copilot and honestly people like let's get it together Do you ever get so that's like kind of so messy that like the thought of even like attempting to clean it up is just so overwhelming that's how I feel. I just I'm stressed. I need to be nice. It's not that bad but holy fuck it's just so wordy it's making my head hurt. It's like just so much noise and then it's like what are we actually saying like who is gonna read all this who processes all this? Anyway, I'm on my way to get me some lunch so I don't order somebody
[2026-05-08 13:49:00] Dave: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
[2026-05-08 13:50:00] Sam Willis: YASSSSSS baby! So proud of you!
[2026-05-08 13:51:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Holy fuck tits is right God this fucking sucks. I don't wanna hear about your stupid little problems with AI. I'm out here trying to propel my fat ass around the streets. Oh God fuck Went to the gym did some late stretching and shit and then came home and did that piece of shit run So I might just go kill myself now Thanks baby. I'm proud of myself too I guess and again the only reason I did it was because of you so thank you. And fuck you I mean that both figuratively and literally AnyWho, have you tried telling copilot to be more concise and giving an example of how you want it to write you should try that And yeah that's that's what I've been thinking too like who are we doing this for like everybody knows now that everything is written for AI so like what's the fucking point at all anymore at least written like it's all the same shit so like what is even the point it's like such an exercise in futility Because our humans even gonna read it or are they just gonna fucking pop it into AI and be like to me with us It'll just spit out some other version of it It's dumb I don't know. This is probably the end of humanity that starts. Like seriously, Chris could do all of our work like for us at this rate
[2026-05-08 13:51:00] Sam Willis: My pace would be about 16 min 😂😂
[2026-05-08 13:52:00] Sam Willis: Omg I’m just reading your transcript and I’m cracking up laughing
[2026-05-08 13:54:00] Sam Willis: My AI probs are NOT stupid 🤪
[2026-05-08 13:54:00] Sam Willis: Damnnnnn you ran AND went to the gym?!?
[2026-05-08 13:54:00] Sam Willis: Fucking crushed it
[2026-05-08 13:55:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-08 13:55:00] Sam Willis: I’m not the one doing this work paper. I’m reviewing other ppls work.
[2026-05-08 13:55:00] Sam Willis: They need to go back to copilot and be like STFU
[2026-05-08 13:55:00] Sam Willis: This is absolutely the downfall of society
[2026-05-08 14:01:00] Dave: Just give copilot the WP and be like w u think bruh?
[2026-05-08 14:02:00] Dave: And it’ll be like, looks perfect 👌
[2026-05-08 14:08:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: So Midland just called and they're like unfortunately schedules are too messy next week so we're not gonna be able to have you come out and see anybody in person I'm like oh no I didn't say that, but I'm thinking to myself like good If all goes well, like we will want to have you come back out at 8 AM to meet the people and they're like so you know what is your timeline look like would you be able to do that in a couple weeks or like do you think we need to push it to May? I'm just like fuck sake I'm like no we don't wanna push it to me because I know you guys are looking to fill this position sooner rather than later and honestly, I am too. I was thinking that part and I was like you know we'll make it work whatever works so I'm just like Jesus Christ and then like hopefully they would pay for me to come out right I don't even know but either way I'm gonna have to board the dogs again. Which is so expensive so anyway are you gonna get through the two interviews first so I don't even know if they're gonna like me I don't even know if I'm gonna like them I might totally fuck up So but now I don't have to pack cute work clothes for next week except for just like a jacket and a blouse for my interviews for my virtual interviews anyway yeah so copilot yeah I do freaking have copilot Review itself of course they're gonna be like yeah I did great I swear to God this really is the doubtful society. I don't wanna talk to copilot I'm done with copilot copilot is pissing me off if Christina wants to go back and tell her copilot that her copilot is too freaking Morty. Then she needs to do that. I'm not doing this shit. Also I need a name for my copilot. Do you have a name for yours?
[2026-05-08 14:11:00] Dave: Or THEY might totally fuck it up
[2026-05-08 14:11:00] Sam Willis: Push it to June ** not May.
[2026-05-08 14:11:00] Sam Willis: I don’t want to push it to June
[2026-05-08 14:11:00] Dave: What do you have going on next week that’s SO busy?
[2026-05-08 14:11:00] Sam Willis: I’m working!!!
[2026-05-08 14:11:00] Sam Willis: My calendar is full
[2026-05-08 14:12:00] Dave: Uh yeah… you already have plans in June!!
[2026-05-08 14:12:00] Sam Willis: Plus then have to drive 2 hrs to stl Friday afternoon for graduation
[2026-05-08 14:12:00] Sam Willis: Then another 2 hrs that night to Columbia
[2026-05-08 14:12:00] Dave: What’s in Columbia
[2026-05-08 14:12:00] Sam Willis: Another graduation
[2026-05-08 14:12:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-08 14:12:00] Sam Willis: One is in Stl Friday night and then another is in Columbia on Saturday
[2026-05-08 14:12:00] Dave: Jeez
[2026-05-08 14:13:00] Sam Willis: Doubt it. But maybe
[2026-05-08 14:13:00] Sam Willis: Exactly!!!
[2026-05-08 14:13:00] Sam Willis: Doubt it. But maybe
[2026-05-08 14:13:00] Sam Willis: Exactly!!!
[2026-05-08 14:13:00] Dave: So I take it you’re staying with family in Columbia?
[2026-05-08 14:13:00] Dave: Or do you have to get a hotel
[2026-05-08 14:13:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Do you think Midland at least paid for the flights from the go there surely right like that's just like common practice Right like if they're gonna fly if you need to fly out to meet people for a job interview like they should pay right
[2026-05-08 14:15:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I honestly have no idea the plans for the graduation shit I gotta call my mom later today. I am like so behind on what it is that we're doing. Also, I planned on renting a car so at least I have the freedom to like do what I need to do but dad texted me this morning and was like hey am I picking you up and I was like I wasn't planning on it cause it's like an hour and 45 minute drive. From airport the airport back to Effingham and I was like I was just gonna rent a car and he's like there's no need for you to rent a car. I'll just come get you and then bring you back next week and I'm like well that's really nice, but so now I won't have a car for sure so I'll be with family doing whatever and I think you're gonna get a hotel one a night also The only plans I have is I'm going out with my girlfriends Tuesday night for dinner and I cannot wait
[2026-05-08 15:00:00] Dave: Not really byeeeeee
[2026-05-08 15:00:00] Sam Willis: You can’t get rid of me that easily
[2026-05-08 15:01:00] Dave: As if I’d want to 🙄
[2026-05-08 15:04:00] Sam Willis: You better not!
[2026-05-08 15:04:00] Sam Willis: I miss you so so much. Cannot fucking wait to see you.
[2026-05-08 15:04:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, so I do now remember Why I quit taking Adderall and it was because of the running I thought about that and noticed today that it was Way easier easier it's still suck my fucking balls, but not my balls suck on somebody else's balls which is what makes it bad thing Anyway I know I had like that as an idea, maybe why that I had stopped because of like it Increases your heart rate, and it would make cardio exercise, like kind of harder than it should be And that is pretty much I think why I stopped now like after I ran today I was like 00 yeah this is like way better after having not taken it for a few days
[2026-05-08 15:05:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: I know I'm also so excited to see you. I'm super excited for our movie night. It's gonna be so much fun to get stoned and watch The big Lebowski and drink white Russians with the dude I got that right now if you're wondering, I'm on my way to the store to get some more of that oatmeal oatmeal cranberry walnut couldn't eat since they're so good
[2026-05-08 15:10:00] Sam Willis: I think you mentioned the running thing and how it was easier earlier this week
[2026-05-08 15:10:00] Sam Willis: Omg fuck those nasty cookies 😂
[2026-05-08 15:10:00] Sam Willis: Dude, I’m so excited for our movie/white Russian night
[2026-05-08 15:11:00] Sam Willis: Do you like popcorn? I can pick some up from the movie theater directly. So fucking good 😂
[2026-05-08 15:13:00] Dave: Fuck you
[2026-05-08 15:13:00] Dave: Fuck you
[2026-05-08 15:14:00] Dave: Doesn’t it get cold and gross?
[2026-05-08 15:14:00] Dave: Doesn’t it get cold and gross?
[2026-05-08 15:19:00] Sam Willis: We can have it delivered directly to the house, too
[2026-05-08 15:19:00] Sam Willis: Omg do you need it to be JUST out of the damn microwave? FFS lol
[2026-05-08 15:22:00] Dave: I don’t eat microwave popcorn 😒
[2026-05-08 15:47:00] Dave: Best cookies ever - obtained
[2026-05-08 15:51:00] Sam Willis: You boujie shit
[2026-05-08 15:51:00] Dave: And a whole gang of dog toys
[2026-05-08 15:51:00] Sam Willis: You boujie shit
[2026-05-08 15:52:00] Dave: Oh I’m sorry I have taste and standards
[2026-05-08 15:58:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-08 16:39:00] Sam Willis: Good lord, I’m just now leaving work 😭
[2026-05-08 16:39:00] Sam Willis: What do you have going on tonight
[2026-05-08 16:42:00] Dave: Nada
[2026-05-08 16:42:00] Dave: Just getting my pizza and going to bed lol
[2026-05-08 16:42:00] Sam Willis: I love that for you!
[2026-05-08 16:43:00] Dave: Why are you leaving so late on a Friday?!
[2026-05-08 16:43:00] Sam Willis: Was talking to the SOC
[2026-05-08 16:45:00] Dave: Ugh
[2026-05-08 16:45:00] Dave: On a Friday??
[2026-05-08 16:45:00] Sam Willis: Duty calls! lol
[2026-05-08 18:58:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: What the fuck are you doing? You know it's been over two hours. Since we've talked Unacceptable I'm just going to get some pizza and thought I'd say hi cause I haven't talked to Sam alarm was going off starting to have withdrawals Yeah, I haven't been doing shit but laying around watching YouTube And hopefully you've been doing something productive like taking a nap before or something, but I'll see you later bye
[2026-05-08 19:02:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-05-08 19:03:00] Sam Willis: In bed with a fat cat lol
[2026-05-08 19:03:00] Sam Willis: But I gotta get up. Sigh. Didn’t really nap. Bc I’m broken.
[2026-05-08 19:03:00] Sam Willis: Enjoy that pizza!!!! Yumm
[2026-05-08 19:04:00] Sam Willis: I’m glad your Sam alarm went off 🥰
[2026-05-08 19:04:00] Dave: You do have one fat pussy
[2026-05-08 19:04:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-05-08 19:05:00] Dave: I’m sorry you didn’t get a nap 😕
[2026-05-08 19:05:00] Sam Willis: It’s ok. Sigh
[2026-05-08 19:05:00] Sam Willis: Love you!
[2026-05-08 19:05:00] Dave: I love you baby
[2026-05-08 19:05:00] Dave: You’re the best 😘
[2026-05-08 19:26:00] Sam Willis: Christian just said hey I want to talk to you about something, and I said what’s up? And he goes I want to start dating people again. And I blurted out ew! Already?!!! 😅
[2026-05-08 19:26:00] Sam Willis: And then I said why are you even telling me? I wouldn’t ever know if you were?? And he’s like I dunno. I just wanted to be respectful to you.
[2026-05-08 19:26:00] Sam Willis: Which is nice and thoughtful but like not necessary lol
[2026-05-08 19:28:00] Sam Willis: I asked if he was going to get on the dating apps and he’s like 😩😩 I guess bc how else?!? And I’m like that sounds hideous. And then he asked if I would take some pictures of him for his profile 😂
[2026-05-08 19:28:00] Dave: lol
[2026-05-08 19:28:00] Dave: How weird
[2026-05-08 19:39:00] Sam Willis: Weird breakup lol. But hey I’ll take it!! Way better than the alternative.
[2026-05-08 19:43:00] Sam Willis: Also though, it makes me feel more shitty about WAA bc he’s uber honest with shit 🫣😬 Oh well. Is what it is. 🤷♀️
[2026-05-08 19:56:00] Dave: Yeah you should said: it’s about time… I’ve been fucking since November bro
[2026-05-08 19:56:00] Sam Willis: Wowwwwwww
[2026-05-08 20:19:00] Sam Willis: https://www.instagram.com/theoriginalfrog/reel/DXkEOVYDxif/ OG Frog on Instagram 703K views, 80K likes, 1,005 comments: "Get up, lazy bum 💪🏼🔥 ...
[2026-05-08 20:19:00] Sam Willis: Is this what we should back and forth to each other? 😂
[2026-05-08 20:22:00] Dave: Watching the third episode on that gross Mormon show
[2026-05-08 20:22:00] Dave: 🤢
[2026-05-08 20:58:00] Sam Willis: New documentary series is out. Worst Ex Ever. Not sure if you’ve ever seen it, but this is the second season. Each episode is a different true crime story about awful relationships.
[2026-05-08 20:58:00] Sam Willis: THE BEST!!!
[2026-05-08 20:59:00] Dave: Oh yeah I saw that today when I was looking for something
[2026-05-08 21:00:00] Dave: I wasn’t sure if I’d seen it before
[2026-05-08 21:00:00] Dave: But you say there’s new episodes eh
[2026-05-08 21:00:00] Sam Willis: New season just came out 🥳
[2026-05-08 21:30:00] Dave: God this Mormon thing is so gross
[2026-05-08 21:31:00] Sam Willis: Did you finish it?
[2026-05-08 21:31:00] Sam Willis: That guy is fucking disgusting
[2026-05-08 21:31:00] Dave: Not quite
[2026-05-08 21:32:00] Dave: Still watching the last episode
[2026-05-08 21:32:00] Sam Willis: This episode I’m watching is fucking insane
[2026-05-08 21:32:00] Dave: Is it the first one?
[2026-05-08 21:32:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-05-08 21:32:00] Sam Willis: Deadpool killer, it’s called
[2026-05-08 21:33:00] Dave: I’ll check it out tomorrow
[2026-05-08 21:47:00] Sam Willis: I swear to god, I am terrified of dating apps.
[2026-05-08 21:48:00] Sam Willis: These men are insane
[2026-05-08 21:54:00] Dave: Ok, thank goddess that’s over lol
[2026-05-08 21:55:00] Dave: I’m glad Nomz came out ok in the end 😊
[2026-05-08 21:55:00] Sam Willis: That was the wife that was like super loyal to him right?
[2026-05-08 21:55:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-05-08 21:56:00] Sam Willis: I couldn’t stand her for the longest time, but I’m so much she’s come through
[2026-05-08 21:56:00] Sam Willis: Long long long road ahead of her though. Holy fuck
[2026-05-08 21:56:00] Sam Willis: So much trauma
[2026-05-08 21:56:00] Dave: I think it’s kind of whack that the one dude ended up getting life in prison and sam only got 50 years
[2026-05-08 21:58:00] Sam Willis: RIGHT?!??
[2026-05-08 21:59:00] Sam Willis: I totally fucking agree!!!
[2026-05-08 21:59:00] Sam Willis: What the actual fuck
[2026-05-08 21:59:00] Sam Willis: He turned himself in, too!!
[2026-05-08 22:00:00] Dave: Well I’m gonna call it a night babydoll 😴
[2026-05-08 22:00:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to your beautiful face tomorrow
[2026-05-08 22:01:00] Sam Willis: Good night love!
[2026-05-08 22:01:00] Sam Willis: Miss you and wish I could cuddle you tonight
[2026-05-08 22:01:00] Dave: I love and miss you tons!
[2026-05-08 22:01:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-05-08 22:02:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams ❤️
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW Friday began with playful teasing and longing. The mood was lighthearted and flirtatious, with a dash of vulnerability about past relationships and current frustrations. The day's defining theme, however, leaned more towards the domestic. The focus shifted to practical concerns, with discussions about work, travel, and personal projects taking center stage.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Morning Routine - Dave wished Sam a good morning, hinting at naughty thoughts and suggesting she was rushing to work. - Emotional register: playful, affectionate. - Notable quote: "Tearing ass downstairs and eating cereal and getting ready to hop in the car and race to work."
- Work and Travel Plans
- Sam shared her frustration about not being able to meet people in person for a job interview due to scheduling conflicts.
- Emotional register: frustrated, resigned.
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Notable quote: "I was thinking that part and I was like, 'You know, we'll make it work, whatever works.'"
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Personal Projects
- Dave mentioned working on a project for Dominic, involving motor parts and magnets.
- Emotional register: engaged, proud.
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Notable quote: "I'm adding magnets to it because those pieces are steel or whatever."
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Relationship Dynamics
- The couple discussed their dynamic, with Dave teasing Sam about being bossy and both expressing their love.
- Emotional register: affectionate, playful.
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Notable quote: "I love you, baby."
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AI and Work
- Both expressed frustration with the AI tool Copilot, which was generating wordy and repetitive text.
- Emotional register: annoyed, exasperated.
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Notable quote: "I'm so fucking grumpy. This is just so much noise."
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Movie Night Plans
- Plans were made for a movie night, complete with stoned watching of The Big Lebowski and white Russians.
- Emotional register: excited, anticipatory.
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Notable quote: "I'm super excited for our movie night."
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Health and Habits
- Dave talked about his experience with Adderall and how it affected his running.
- Emotional register: reflective, thankful.
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Notable quote: "I quit taking Adderall because of the running."
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Christian's Dating Intentions
- Christian expressed his intention to start dating again, which Sam found surprising and a bit unsettling.
- Emotional register: awkward, amused.
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Notable quote: "Christian just said, 'Hey, I want to talk to you about something,' and I said, 'What's up?' And he goes, 'I want to start dating people again.'"
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True Crime and Mormon Show
- The couple discussed a new season of the true crime series "Worst Ex Ever" and a gross Mormon show Dave was watching.
- Emotional register: engaged, disgusted.
- Notable quote: "God, this Mormon thing is so gross."
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave expressed sexual thoughts: "I woke up like definitely thinking about grinding against you, but I was actually like grinding against the mattress. [...] But either way, it was hot because I was getting ready to slide into you from behind." - Dave described a sexual scenario: "I was like, get.. what? That wasn’t even a bad double entendre. It was just the word. [...] We missed the perfect opportunity when you cam all over my last time when you were riding." - Sam initiated a playful sexual tease: "I came" and "I’m a child and sex deprived."
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave led with affectionate and playful teasing, while Sam followed with playful banter and occasional vulnerability. - Tension was present in discussing Christian's dating intentions and work frustrations, but both were handled with humor and love. - Expressions of love and longing were central throughout, with both expressing their desire to see each other.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Tearing ass downstairs and eating cereal and getting ready to hop in the car and race to work." — Dave, playful morning greeting. - "I love you, baby." — Dave, expressing affection. - "This is just so much noise." — Sam, frustrated with AI-generated text. - "I'm super excited for our movie night." — Dave, anticipating a fun evening. - "Christian just said, 'Hey, I want to talk to you about something,' and I said, 'What's up?' And he goes, 'I want to start dating people again.'" — Sam, sharing a surprising conversation. - "God, this Mormon thing is so gross." — Dave, expressing disgust with a show. - "I love you most!" — Sam, expressing affection. - "I'm a child and sex deprived." — Sam, playful and teasing.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Plans for a movie night, including the preparation of oatmeal cookies and white Russians. - Unresolved topic of Christian's dating intentions and its impact on the friendship. - Ongoing frustration with AI and its effects on work.
MOOD MAP playful morning → frustrated workday → affectionate evening → reflective and anticipatory → tender goodnight.
Daily briefing
Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
258
108.5 fewer; previous daily average 366.5 (2 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
28
0.5 fewer; previous daily average 28.5 (2 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 107 · 41% | 151 · 59% |
| Average reply time | 2m 21s (n=59) | 4m 53s (n=61) |
| Conversation starts | 2 of 2 · 100% | 0 of 2 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 2m 21s (n=59). 27% longer; pooled historical mean 1m 51s (2 usable days out of the previous 7; 176 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 4m 53s (n=61). 157% longer; pooled historical mean 1m 54s (2 usable days out of the previous 7; 173 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; the same as the pooled historical share 100.0% (2 usable days out of the previous 7; 2 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 37s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.1%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
Insufficient comparable history: five compatible historical days are required for descriptive alerts.
Conversation rhythm
Messages per hour, in America/Chicago.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 258 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (25), Humor (17), Frustration (16), Affection (9), Checking in (7)
- Sam Willis: Status update (37), Humor (29), Frustration (19), Vulnerability (12), Affection (11)
Tension and positive follow-ups
17 of 32 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (53%).
15 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 56s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
217 of 258 messages (84.1%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 88 / 107 | 82.2% |
| Sam Willis | 129 / 151 | 85.4% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.88 |
| Appreciation | 0.75 |
| Boundary setting | 0.52 |
| Checking in | 0.63 |
| Deep sharing | 0.67 |
| Disagreement | 0.64 |
| Emotional support | 0.62 |
| Encouragement | 0.69 |
| Excitement | 0.77 |
| Flirting | 0.70 |
| Frustration | 0.69 |
| Humor | 0.70 |
| Planning | 0.80 |
| Request | 0.62 |
| Sexting | 0.84 |
| Status update | 0.63 |
| Vulnerability | 0.67 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-13 19:28:27
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.
Affection
20 qualifying messages with affection signals | Qualifying average score: 0.88
[2026-05-08 07:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Love you!
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:13:00 AM] Dave
I love you
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
I miss you so so much. Cannot fucking wait to see you.
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:13:00 AM] Sam Willis
I love you most!
Score: 0.94 | Confidence: 0.7735
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:12:00 AM] Dave
But I still love it
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7565
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:00:00 PM] Dave
I can’t wait to talk to your beautiful face tomorrow
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:03:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great massage and a great night sleep. I bet you did and I bet you are. Tearing ass downstairs and eating cereal and getting ready to hop in the car and race to work cause I know how excited you are about going in on a Friday just going in a general but I guess for real it's finally the last day of the week, so that's that's nice And you leave for Effingham Sunday right so that's something to look forward to him I miss you. Can't wait to see you. I went to sleep late thinking about you and woke up thinking about you. Thinking some naughty thoughts in there somewhere I woke up at one point last night and I've told you how like sometimes like laying on my side a lot I kind of side/further over my dick like press this kind of into the downwards put into the side of the bed like That and accentuates the erection, I guess And I woke up like I don't know if it was acrylic a dream or if it started like as I was waking up, but I woke up like definitely thinking about grinding against you, but I was actually like grinding against the mattress But either way it was hot because I was getting ready to slide into you from behind anyway anyway, I hope you're having a great morning. I also have something funny to show you from Dominic's. I told you I was working on that thing for motor parts or whatever. So we're talking about it this morning and we said the I'll send you a screenshot. I won't spoil it, but we sent the exact same thing basically at the same time same idea. Which reminded me of you and I So anyway, I sent you that so I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice and I will talk to you soon love bye
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.99
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:05:00 PM] Dave
I love you baby
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:01:00 PM] Dave
I love and miss you tons!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:05:00 PM] Dave
You’re the best 😘
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
Good night love!
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
Miss you and wish I could cuddle you tonight
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:18:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm just driving and I realized I forgot to take my new fancy probiotic this morning Also, I have a really bad problem of not remembering if I took my anxiety and antidepressant pills so like some mornings I'm convinced I have taken them twice cause I just I just don't ever know but anyway We finally made it to Friday thank fuck And it's already 715. Traffic is bad it says so that's cool. Love that see we call in 45 minutes. Don't forget about the CLE call. I know sometimes I was just disappear off your calendar Anyway Pushed by 101 back another week so that's cool. I won't be talking to him next week. Also, I'm supposed to I was supposed to hear yesterday from either the recruiter or like the exact admin whatever four times when I can like physically meet people face-to-face in Effingham with for the bank and I never heard anything so I'm gonna have to call him today Anyway I I'm glad that you had a good night sleep and you thought about me and you're grinding up thinking about me I fell asleep thinking about you as well. I also was thinking about you while I was getting a massage and then it was just like this weird mental disconnect. I was thinking about you but then there was this other dude's hands on me and it was cringing me out because the other dude is not all. Attractive and I don't wanna think about his hands on me. And so I had to stop. But the massage was great and oh my fucking Christ let's go let's go massage was great. The workout was great. I feel actually like for the first time in a long time that My back is it all hatched over Back in my shoulders Like most people have really tight pics and we don't even really notice it but then yeah he massaged out my packs and oh my God it's like so much better Holy fuck traffic is ridiculous this morning. It's like all the huge trucks decided that they need to be out right now at this time. Anyway, I Going to imagine you're gonna be working on that new design thing for Dominic today is that what you're doing what else you got going on? I have no plans tonight except Christian and I were talking about getting sushi again since we didn't last week so we'll see but he is getting the keys to his place today. He's getting. Utilities are set up today Off work So yeah, I have a fuck to do between Until Tuesday or Tuesday until Sunday morning, when I head to the airport, I gotta totally pack. I gotta prep for these interviews I got.
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 01:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
YASSSSSS baby! So proud of you!
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m glad your Sam alarm went off 🥰
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
You can’t get rid of me that easily
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sweet dreams ❤️
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 04:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love that for you!
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:36:00 AM] Dave
Just you baby (and apparently Dominic now lol)
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:00:00 PM] Dave
Well I’m gonna call it a night babydoll 😴
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
Appreciation
4 qualifying messages with appreciation signals | Qualifying average score: 0.75
[2026-05-08 09:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
I couldn’t stand her for the longest time, but I’m so impressed by how much she’s come through
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:47:00 PM] Dave
Best cookies ever - obtained
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:02:00 AM] Dave
What a nice surprise
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:55:00 PM] Dave
I’m glad Nomz came out ok in the end 😊
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Checking in
10 qualifying messages with checking_in signals | Qualifying average score: 0.67
[2026-05-08 09:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Did you finish it?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 04:43:00 PM] Dave
Why are you leaving so late on a Friday?!
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.663
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:14:00 PM] Dave
Doesn’t it get cold and gross?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:16:00 AM] Sam Willis
Wait. How old are u going to be
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:31:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I got something for the tip of your tongue but also the fuck thing was because you said thank fuck it's Friday and I was like yes thank you fuck So When you get your pecks massaged as a woman like is that like just boob grabbing how much does he have to get all up on your boobs like with that? I've never really I mean I know like the pictures are kind of like up. Higher behind, but like How does that? How does that work? Just curious Yeah, Josh definitely doesn't do anything. He's a PhD. He's a doctor of course he doesn't do anything once you get your doctorate. You don't do work anymore. You've done a lot to get that and then you're just like that done my share time to just fuck off. Or teach, which is the same thing so yeah That's Josh So that's cool. Christian gets his shit today. What's this story with this car that shit blew back up right so did he take it back yesterday? I forget Be interesting to see what the fuck's going on with that So yeah, I got to see how we called Don't really care. I'm pretty much done with that tray. I think I might just have to. He's gotta get some measurements today some more just to make sure I got them right from kind of just inferring what they look like cause I have like the basic measurements like length and width. But there's like some circumferences like the holes and shit I think I got it just like by kind of size it up relatively so I double check that but I'm actually printing one out now And I'm adding magnets to it because those pieces are steel or whatever so they're magnetic so it'll be a nice little touch like his current one doesn't have the magnets So yeah, pretty much done with that already. I'm going to go to the gym today. Maybe we'll see. I'm gonna think about it right now. I'm kind of on a cleaning. Kick so I've been cleaning my office this morning and I'm fixing to vacuum That's about it That's so when you can't remember if you've taken your anxiety medicine, does that make you anxious? Then you probably should take more than you know Yeah, I've my routine is so baked it now that it's like I've rarely ever forgot to take my pills cause it's just the first thing I do So yeah What else did you say yeah why I wonder why your phone is cutting off so you said it's going dark so like I guess the screen cuts off and that's what does it because anything that you like takes focus off of the text message like you can't switch apps are like look at anything while you're doing it while you're recording or it stops so yeah it's probably your Screen timer is whatever cutting out I think I have mindset to never turn off or whatever the longest interval is What else did you say? I don't remember, but if you think of whatever thing that you said I didn't care about that you were gonna talk about. I will let me know because I definitely do care about it whatever it was and I will talk to you later bye.
Score: 0.66 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Long long long road ahead of her though. Holy fuck
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:11:00 PM] Dave
What do you have going on next week that’s SO busy?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 04:45:00 PM] Dave
On a Friday??
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:13:00 PM] Dave
Or do you have to get a hotel
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:13:00 PM] Dave
So I take it you’re staying with family in Columbia?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Deep sharing
3 qualifying messages with deep_sharing signals | Qualifying average score: 0.67
[2026-05-08 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
And then I said why are you even telling me? I wouldn’t ever know if you were?? And he’s like I dunno. I just wanted to be respectful to you.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Yeah, I think it's a screen saver time out whatever the fuck dude traffic is infuriating today you know how like when nobody can maintain a consistent pace because there's just there's idiots on the road that just are like fucking Sunday drivers. I don't give a shit then there's massive fucking semis then there's people trying to get to work like we're all kinds of kinds and nobody is on the same page. So I am tailgating people's asses like I told you I do so anyway the Peck massage No, there is no boob touching whatsoever. It's just north of the boobs. So this man does not touch my boobs he does not see my boobs does not see my nipples. There is no cupping nothing so anyway yeah it's just from like like the armpit over to the top of the chest and it feels so good. So yeah Yeah, anyway I don't even like let this guy like see my ass like he will do a good massage, but it's with a blanket over it and the only people who I like let like pulled out my freaking panties, which I don't know why they insist on doing it is whole Mexicans, and Asians like, why do you gotta pull it down to where my poor ass crack is exposed just for you to massage my glutes and my lower back like just Massage it like I don't understand over the underwear or whatever It's mostly Asians and they have their own little style anyway Dislike reminds me of I have never Been with a man except for Chaz that was so motherfucking controlling that he literally Oh my God, he told me that he was uncomfortable with me having Any male massage therapist so I started going to women and then one day he called the massage place to reschedule like we were both getting a massage at the same time or something or other and they had assigned me to a male and he was like no, she can't have any nail massage therapist he told my massage places by the way, my membership, of course That just pisses me the fuck off. I'm just thinking about it and I'm more mad at myself and I am a hit because why the fuck but I allow such a thing in my life. They're here or there we live we learn Controlling I shouldn't speak ill of the dead Anyway So the magnet thing sounds like a nice little touch of course you would add something like that in so love that have fun cleaning get your ass to the gym. You have all day no excuse. Sorry that was a little bit bossy anyway So Christian's car is still at the dealership you dropped it off yesterday. They haven't even called this day that they've even got into it so he has a loaner and we'll see what they do ridiculous. All right, we're gonna go into the HOV lane. Has all these fuckers going so slow There were some interesting shit going on in the inside of world yesterday there is definitely a disgruntled employee actually is a contractor. I say he I feel like it's a he could be a she. Set up the anonymous email account email the fucking chief administrative officer reports directly to fricking Rick And is claiming that his manager is getting his manager and others are getting kickbacks basically when it comes down to is, this person is convinced that people at Schwab are getting kickbacks from the vendors who we get contractors from because this person can't understand why I'm gonna say he has not been made a full-time employee at well I'm sure it's because it's due to performance issues But this person is a contractor and is saying well you know the only incentive for keeping me in other as a contractor why is Schwab a contractor heavy you guys must be getting kickbacks and even like mention Rick's name as Rick could possibly be getting kickbacks too, anyway don't tell anybody by the way Obviously, very sensitive, but the messages just keep escalating like the name Colleen, the vitreal, like the tone like all of it is totally escalating to anger like really angry So I mean, calling people Go home and Oh, I watch there's lots of name-calling not like bitch or anything but like Bribe sucking Anyway, so corporate security been notified. They're all looking into it now we don't know who it is so. Yeah, fun times a lot of times there's people that whistleblower is synonymous that will reach out and claim shit and then when it comes time to like, hey we need to talk to you to understand what you know your ex experiencing. Do you have any evidence? They go dark and there's there's nothing to see a chance but this person seems like I don't know if there's any claims but this is at least real person. That's gotta be and then. It's just it's good then the person mentioned like oh well I'll record these managers talking next time. HR was like no no we cannot be recording and people secretly at work. These do not record. Oh no this is getting over. What else is gonna say oh Canva is Marco. I have to listen to it, but her and Jesse have to meet the parent coordinator today as a sign for the courts because They can't align on a summer schedule for the boys like they are so incapable of communicating with each other to figure out custody schedules for this summer so they have to do it with the third-party to coordinate at all because he's such a fucking twat So I'm glad I don't have to deal with any of that shit honestly all over 8 inches. I don't even know what I've talked about so I will talk to you soon.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:03:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great massage and a great night sleep. I bet you did and I bet you are. Tearing ass downstairs and eating cereal and getting ready to hop in the car and race to work cause I know how excited you are about going in on a Friday just going in a general but I guess for real it's finally the last day of the week, so that's that's nice And you leave for Effingham Sunday right so that's something to look forward to him I miss you. Can't wait to see you. I went to sleep late thinking about you and woke up thinking about you. Thinking some naughty thoughts in there somewhere I woke up at one point last night and I've told you how like sometimes like laying on my side a lot I kind of side/further over my dick like press this kind of into the downwards put into the side of the bed like That and accentuates the erection, I guess And I woke up like I don't know if it was acrylic a dream or if it started like as I was waking up, but I woke up like definitely thinking about grinding against you, but I was actually like grinding against the mattress But either way it was hot because I was getting ready to slide into you from behind anyway anyway, I hope you're having a great morning. I also have something funny to show you from Dominic's. I told you I was working on that thing for motor parts or whatever. So we're talking about it this morning and we said the I'll send you a screenshot. I won't spoil it, but we sent the exact same thing basically at the same time same idea. Which reminded me of you and I So anyway, I sent you that so I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice and I will talk to you soon love bye
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Disagreement
6 qualifying messages with disagreement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.68
[2026-05-08 03:52:00 PM] Dave
Oh I’m sorry I have taste and standards
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:56:00 AM] Sam Willis
No baby. That’s being bossy
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:12:00 PM] Dave
Uh yeah… you already have plans in June!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:31:00 PM] Dave
Not quite
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:56:00 PM] Dave
I think it’s kind of whack that the one dude ended up getting life in prison and sam only got 50 years
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m sure there’s corrupt fuckers within our exec team. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Emotional support
8 qualifying messages with emotional_support signals | Qualifying average score: 0.66
[2026-05-08 09:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
Long long long road ahead of her though. Holy fuck
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:18:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm just driving and I realized I forgot to take my new fancy probiotic this morning Also, I have a really bad problem of not remembering if I took my anxiety and antidepressant pills so like some mornings I'm convinced I have taken them twice cause I just I just don't ever know but anyway We finally made it to Friday thank fuck And it's already 715. Traffic is bad it says so that's cool. Love that see we call in 45 minutes. Don't forget about the CLE call. I know sometimes I was just disappear off your calendar Anyway Pushed by 101 back another week so that's cool. I won't be talking to him next week. Also, I'm supposed to I was supposed to hear yesterday from either the recruiter or like the exact admin whatever four times when I can like physically meet people face-to-face in Effingham with for the bank and I never heard anything so I'm gonna have to call him today Anyway I I'm glad that you had a good night sleep and you thought about me and you're grinding up thinking about me I fell asleep thinking about you as well. I also was thinking about you while I was getting a massage and then it was just like this weird mental disconnect. I was thinking about you but then there was this other dude's hands on me and it was cringing me out because the other dude is not all. Attractive and I don't wanna think about his hands on me. And so I had to stop. But the massage was great and oh my fucking Christ let's go let's go massage was great. The workout was great. I feel actually like for the first time in a long time that My back is it all hatched over Back in my shoulders Like most people have really tight pics and we don't even really notice it but then yeah he massaged out my packs and oh my God it's like so much better Holy fuck traffic is ridiculous this morning. It's like all the huge trucks decided that they need to be out right now at this time. Anyway, I Going to imagine you're gonna be working on that new design thing for Dominic today is that what you're doing what else you got going on? I have no plans tonight except Christian and I were talking about getting sushi again since we didn't last week so we'll see but he is getting the keys to his place today. He's getting. Utilities are set up today Off work So yeah, I have a fuck to do between Until Tuesday or Tuesday until Sunday morning, when I head to the airport, I gotta totally pack. I gotta prep for these interviews I got.
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.646
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
So much trauma
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:18:00 AM] Sam Willis
😔
Score: 0.62 | Confidence: 0.5525
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 04:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Good lord, I’m just now leaving work 😭
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
Exactly!!! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
Exactly!!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s ok. Sigh
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Encouragement
4 qualifying messages with encouragement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.74
[2026-05-08 01:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
Fucking crushed it
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 01:50:00 PM] Sam Willis
YASSSSSS baby! So proud of you!
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:55:00 AM] Dave
Lolol… I can’t believe how controlling he was… GET TO THE GYM YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Weird breakup lol. But hey I’ll take it!! Way better than the alternative.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Excitement
13 qualifying messages with excitement signals | Qualifying average score: 0.77
[2026-05-08 03:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
Dude, I’m so excited for our movie/white Russian night
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:05:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I know I'm also so excited to see you. I'm super excited for our movie night. It's gonna be so much fun to get stoned and watch The big Lebowski and drink white Russians with the dude I got that right now if you're wondering, I'm on my way to the store to get some more of that oatmeal oatmeal cranberry walnut couldn't eat since they're so good
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
THE BEST!!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 01:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
Damnnnnn you ran AND went to the gym?!?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:00:00 PM] Dave
I can’t wait to talk to your beautiful face tomorrow
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Enjoy that pizza!!!! Yumm
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
New season just came out 🥳
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:03:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great massage and a great night sleep. I bet you did and I bet you are. Tearing ass downstairs and eating cereal and getting ready to hop in the car and race to work cause I know how excited you are about going in on a Friday just going in a general but I guess for real it's finally the last day of the week, so that's that's nice And you leave for Effingham Sunday right so that's something to look forward to him I miss you. Can't wait to see you. I went to sleep late thinking about you and woke up thinking about you. Thinking some naughty thoughts in there somewhere I woke up at one point last night and I've told you how like sometimes like laying on my side a lot I kind of side/further over my dick like press this kind of into the downwards put into the side of the bed like That and accentuates the erection, I guess And I woke up like I don't know if it was acrylic a dream or if it started like as I was waking up, but I woke up like definitely thinking about grinding against you, but I was actually like grinding against the mattress But either way it was hot because I was getting ready to slide into you from behind anyway anyway, I hope you're having a great morning. I also have something funny to show you from Dominic's. I told you I was working on that thing for motor parts or whatever. So we're talking about it this morning and we said the I'll send you a screenshot. I won't spoil it, but we sent the exact same thing basically at the same time same idea. Which reminded me of you and I So anyway, I sent you that so I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice and I will talk to you soon love bye
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.983
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:02:00 AM] Dave
Yes!! I wasn’t expecting you to have over 8”!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
This episode I’m watching is fucking insane
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:16:00 AM] Sam Willis
Can you believe that we are whole ass adults?? 🤭
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:32:00 AM] Sam Willis
Lmaoooo the pec massage
Score: 0.62 | Confidence: 0.561
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
RIGHT?!??
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Flirting
7 qualifying messages with flirting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.76
[2026-05-08 10:13:00 AM] Dave
I love you
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.7394999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:13:00 AM] Dave
We missed the perfect opportunity when you cam all over my last time when you were riding 🥵😈
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.714
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:19:00 AM] Dave
Ey3_69_S@M_@!!_dA3
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:03:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great massage and a great night sleep. I bet you did and I bet you are. Tearing ass downstairs and eating cereal and getting ready to hop in the car and race to work cause I know how excited you are about going in on a Friday just going in a general but I guess for real it's finally the last day of the week, so that's that's nice And you leave for Effingham Sunday right so that's something to look forward to him I miss you. Can't wait to see you. I went to sleep late thinking about you and woke up thinking about you. Thinking some naughty thoughts in there somewhere I woke up at one point last night and I've told you how like sometimes like laying on my side a lot I kind of side/further over my dick like press this kind of into the downwards put into the side of the bed like That and accentuates the erection, I guess And I woke up like I don't know if it was acrylic a dream or if it started like as I was waking up, but I woke up like definitely thinking about grinding against you, but I was actually like grinding against the mattress But either way it was hot because I was getting ready to slide into you from behind anyway anyway, I hope you're having a great morning. I also have something funny to show you from Dominic's. I told you I was working on that thing for motor parts or whatever. So we're talking about it this morning and we said the I'll send you a screenshot. I won't spoil it, but we sent the exact same thing basically at the same time same idea. Which reminded me of you and I So anyway, I sent you that so I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice and I will talk to you soon love bye
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.978
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:04:00 PM] Dave
You do have one fat pussy
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
Do you think we will ever high five sometime after having sex? 😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:18:00 AM] Sam Willis
I figured all your passwords had some variation of my name in them
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Frustration
35 qualifying messages with frustration signals | Qualifying average score: 0.76
[2026-05-08 03:13:00 PM] Dave
Fuck you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 12:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sooooo many ppl are trying to suck Samir’s dick and I find it so cringe
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 01:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Holy fuck Ted, I'm so fucking grumpy God like I'm all four people using copilot like in their work but when it just spits out the word fucking shit ever I'm reviewing automatic test, work papers and it is just word. Fucking vomit everywhere. I honestly could just scream I like what the actual fuck we're saying the same shit five different times like fuck you copilot and honestly people like let's get it together Do you ever get so overwhelmed by something that's like kind of so messy that like the thought of even like attempting to clean it up is just so overwhelming that's how I feel. I just I'm stressed. I need to be nice. It's not that bad but holy fuck it's just so wordy it's making my head hurt. It's like just so much noise and then it's like what are we actually saying like who is gonna read all this who processes all this? Anyway, I'm on my way to get me some lunch so I don't order somebody
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:13:00 PM] Dave
Fuck you This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:07:00 AM] Dave
No real reason other than her voice
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 01:49:00 PM] Dave
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
That guy is fucking disgusting
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 12:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Which I find annoying
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.989
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 06:58:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: What the fuck are you doing? You know it's been over two hours. Since we've talked Unacceptable I'm just going to get some pizza and thought I'd say hi cause I haven't talked to Sam alarm was going off starting to have withdrawals Yeah, I haven't been doing shit but laying around watching YouTube And hopefully you've been doing something productive like taking a nap before or something, but I'll see you later bye
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:41:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yea, same with my dumb dogs. Mostly
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:07:00 AM] Dave
I hate Marissa
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m sure there’s corrupt fuckers within our exec team.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 12:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Like I don’t gaf.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 01:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
They need to go back to copilot and be like STFU
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 01:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
This is absolutely the downfall of society
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:30:00 PM] Dave
God this Mormon thing is so gross
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:22:00 PM] Dave
🤢
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:01:00 PM] Dave
As if I’d want to 🙄
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Yeah, I think it's a screen saver time out whatever the fuck dude traffic is infuriating today you know how like when nobody can maintain a consistent pace because there's just there's idiots on the road that just are like fucking Sunday drivers. I don't give a shit then there's massive fucking semis then there's people trying to get to work like we're all kinds of kinds and nobody is on the same page. So I am tailgating people's asses like I told you I do so anyway the Peck massage No, there is no boob touching whatsoever. It's just north of the boobs. So this man does not touch my boobs he does not see my boobs does not see my nipples. There is no cupping nothing so anyway yeah it's just from like like the armpit over to the top of the chest and it feels so good. So yeah Yeah, anyway I don't even like let this guy like see my ass like he will do a good massage, but it's with a blanket over it and the only people who I like let like pulled out my freaking panties, which I don't know why they insist on doing it is whole Mexicans, and Asians like, why do you gotta pull it down to where my poor ass crack is exposed just for you to massage my glutes and my lower back like just Massage it like I don't understand over the underwear or whatever It's mostly Asians and they have their own little style anyway Dislike reminds me of I have never Been with a man except for Chaz that was so motherfucking controlling that he literally Oh my God, he told me that he was uncomfortable with me having Any male massage therapist so I started going to women and then one day he called the massage place to reschedule like we were both getting a massage at the same time or something or other and they had assigned me to a male and he was like no, she can't have any nail massage therapist he told my massage places by the way, my membership, of course That just pisses me the fuck off. I'm just thinking about it and I'm more mad at myself and I am a hit because why the fuck but I allow such a thing in my life. They're here or there we live we learn Controlling I shouldn't speak ill of the dead Anyway So the magnet thing sounds like a nice little touch of course you would add something like that in so love that have fun cleaning get your ass to the gym. You have all day no excuse. Sorry that was a little bit bossy anyway So Christian's car is still at the dealership you dropped it off yesterday. They haven't even called this day that they've even got into it so he has a loaner and we'll see what they do ridiculous. All right, we're gonna go into the HOV lane. Has all these fuckers going so slow There were some interesting shit going on in the inside of world yesterday there is definitely a disgruntled employee actually is a contractor. I say he I feel like it's a he could be a she. Set up the anonymous email account email the fucking chief administrative officer reports directly to fricking Rick And is claiming that his manager is getting his manager and others are getting kickbacks basically when it comes down to is, this person is convinced that people at Schwab are getting kickbacks from the vendors who we get contractors from because this person can't understand why I'm gonna say he has not been made a full-time employee at well I'm sure it's because it's due to performance issues But this person is a contractor and is saying well you know the only incentive for keeping me in other as a contractor why is Schwab a contractor heavy you guys must be getting kickbacks and even like mention Rick's name as Rick could possibly be getting kickbacks too, anyway don't tell anybody by the way Obviously, very sensitive, but the messages just keep escalating like the name Colleen, the vitreal, like the tone like all of it is totally escalating to anger like really angry So I mean, calling people Go home and Oh, I watch there's lots of name-calling not like bitch or anything but like Bribe sucking Anyway, so corporate security been notified. They're all looking into it now we don't know who it is so. Yeah, fun times a lot of times there's people that whistleblower is synonymous that will reach out and claim shit and then when it comes time to like, hey we need to talk to you to understand what you know your ex experiencing. Do you have any evidence? They go dark and there's there's nothing to see a chance but this person seems like I don't know if there's any claims but this is at least real person. That's gotta be and then. It's just it's good then the person mentioned like oh well I'll record these managers talking next time. HR was like no no we cannot be recording and people secretly at work. These do not record. Oh no this is getting over. What else is gonna say oh Canva is Marco. I have to listen to it, but her and Jesse have to meet the parent coordinator today as a sign for the courts because They can't align on a summer schedule for the boys like they are so incapable of communicating with each other to figure out custody schedules for this summer so they have to do it with the third-party to coordinate at all because he's such a fucking twat So I'm glad I don't have to deal with any of that shit honestly all over 8 inches. I don't even know what I've talked about so I will talk to you soon.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:56:00 PM] Dave
I think it’s kind of whack that the one dude ended up getting life in prison and sam only got 50 years
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:08:00 AM] Dave
Actually I worked with her once very briefly on an assessment or something. And I was really annoyed by her.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 04:45:00 PM] Dave
Ugh
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.629
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:14:00 PM] Dave
Doesn’t it get cold and gross? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:11:00 PM] Dave
Or THEY might totally fuck it up
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m sure there’s corrupt fuckers within our exec team. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like wtf
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
What the actual fuck
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Christian just said hey I want to talk to you about something, and I said what’s up? And he goes I want to start dating people again. And I blurted out ew! Already?!!! 😅
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Which is nice and thoughtful but like not necessary lol
Score: 0.67 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:12:00 PM] Dave
Jeez
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:32:00 AM] Sam Willis
It’s weird
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:54:00 PM] Dave
Ok, thank goddess that’s over lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
These men are insane
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:32:00 AM] Sam Willis
Why is Bridget like…so on top of things?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
You better not!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Humor
46 qualifying messages with humor signals | Qualifying average score: 0.73
[2026-05-08 07:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hahahaha
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:15:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hahahaha
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:17:00 AM] Dave
Considering literally all of my passwords have at least “69” in them and most also have “420”… no, I can’t.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:55:00 AM] Dave
Nah you can totally shit talk the dead lol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:09:00 AM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
You’re just too Jedi mind connected to like EVERYONE
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
And then you say NICE in all caps. Lmao.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:17:00 AM] Sam Willis
Wow. Lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 01:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omg I’m just reading your transcript and I’m cracking up laughing
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:11:00 AM] Dave
I was like, get.. what? That wasn’t even a bad double entendre lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omg fuck those nasty cookies 😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
lmaooooo
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:55:00 AM] Sam Willis
LMAOOOO
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:54:00 AM] Dave
He wouldn’t let you have a male masseuse?! Lmao
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omg do you need it to be JUST out of the damn microwave? FFS lol
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:15:00 AM] Sam Willis
Why are we so doofy
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 04:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
Duty calls! lol
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:35:00 AM] Dave
Downstairs, when he sees fatty-ding-dong, it’s ON
Score: 0.71 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
“I came”
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 01:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
My AI probs are NOT stupid 🤪
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 01:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
My pace would be about 16 min 😂😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:56:00 PM] Dave
Yeah you should said: it’s about time… I’ve been fucking since November bro
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:34:00 AM] Sam Willis
That’s weird lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.629
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:28:00 PM] Sam Willis
I asked if he was going to get on the dating apps and he’s like 😩😩 I guess bc how else?!? And I’m like that sounds hideous. And then he asked if I would take some pictures of him for his profile 😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hehe
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:15:00 AM] Sam Willis
Omg I totally missed that
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:12:00 PM] Dave
lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 04:42:00 PM] Dave
Just getting my pizza and going to bed lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
You boujie shit
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:54:00 PM] Dave
Ok, thank goddess that’s over lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:52:00 AM] Dave
lol… cupping
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:15:00 AM] Dave
Get it? Cam?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
https://www.instagram.com/theoriginalfrog/reel/DXkEOVYDxif/ OG Frog on Instagram 703K views, 80K likes, 1,005 comments: "Get up, lazy bum 💪🏼🔥 ...
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
In bed with a fat cat lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
Do you like popcorn? I can pick some up from the movie theater directly. So fucking good 😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:36:00 AM] Dave
Just you baby (and apparently Dominic now lol)
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
You boujie shit This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:20:00 AM] Dave
lol… I got the COE call today
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:36:00 AM] Sam Willis
Like wtf
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Which is nice and thoughtful but like not necessary lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:52:00 AM] Dave
I almost used that word
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:02:00 AM] Dave
That’s crazy about the whistleblower! It sounds like something he probably heard on Fox News lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
Do you think we will ever high five sometime after having sex? 😂
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
It’s the voice
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
Is this what we should back and forth to each other? 😂
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:01:00 PM] Dave
As if I’d want to 🙄
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Planning
7 qualifying messages with planning signals | Qualifying average score: 0.80
[2026-05-08 02:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
Push it to June ** not May.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:05:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I know I'm also so excited to see you. I'm super excited for our movie night. It's gonna be so much fun to get stoned and watch The big Lebowski and drink white Russians with the dude I got that right now if you're wondering, I'm on my way to the store to get some more of that oatmeal oatmeal cranberry walnut couldn't eat since they're so good
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
Dude, I’m so excited for our movie/white Russian night
Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 04:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
What do you have going on tonight
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
I don’t want to push it to June
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
We can have it delivered directly to the house, too
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: I honestly have no idea the plans for the graduation shit I gotta call my mom later today. I am like so behind on what it is that we're doing. Also, I planned on renting a car so at least I have the freedom to like do what I need to do but dad texted me this morning and was like hey am I picking you up and I was like I wasn't planning on it cause it's like an hour and 45 minute drive. From airport the airport back to Effingham and I was like I was just gonna rent a car and he's like there's no need for you to rent a car. I'll just come get you and then bring you back next week and I'm like well that's really nice, but so now I won't have a car for sure so I'll be with family doing whatever and I think you're gonna get a hotel one a night also The only plans I have is I'm going out with my girlfriends Tuesday night for dinner and I cannot wait
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Request
3 qualifying messages with request signals | Qualifying average score: 0.70
[2026-05-08 03:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
Do you like popcorn? I can pick some up from the movie theater directly. So fucking good 😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:32:00 PM] Dave
Is it the first one?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:16:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hold on
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Sexting
6 qualifying messages with sexting signals | Qualifying average score: 0.84
[2026-05-08 10:13:00 AM] Dave
We missed the perfect opportunity when you cam all over my last time when you were riding 🥵😈
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:13:00 AM] Dave
We missed the perfect opportunity when you cam all over my last time when you were riding 🥵😈 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:03:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you had a great massage and a great night sleep. I bet you did and I bet you are. Tearing ass downstairs and eating cereal and getting ready to hop in the car and race to work cause I know how excited you are about going in on a Friday just going in a general but I guess for real it's finally the last day of the week, so that's that's nice And you leave for Effingham Sunday right so that's something to look forward to him I miss you. Can't wait to see you. I went to sleep late thinking about you and woke up thinking about you. Thinking some naughty thoughts in there somewhere I woke up at one point last night and I've told you how like sometimes like laying on my side a lot I kind of side/further over my dick like press this kind of into the downwards put into the side of the bed like That and accentuates the erection, I guess And I woke up like I don't know if it was acrylic a dream or if it started like as I was waking up, but I woke up like definitely thinking about grinding against you, but I was actually like grinding against the mattress But either way it was hot because I was getting ready to slide into you from behind anyway anyway, I hope you're having a great morning. I also have something funny to show you from Dominic's. I told you I was working on that thing for motor parts or whatever. So we're talking about it this morning and we said the I'll send you a screenshot. I won't spoil it, but we sent the exact same thing basically at the same time same idea. Which reminded me of you and I So anyway, I sent you that so I cannot wait to hear your beautiful voice and I will talk to you soon love bye
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 12:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sooooo many ppl are trying to suck Samir’s dick and I find it so cringe
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:04:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, so I do now remember Why I quit taking Adderall and it was because of the running I thought about that and noticed today that it was Way easier easier it's still suck my fucking balls, but not my balls suck on somebody else's balls which is what makes it bad thing Anyway I know I had like that as an idea, maybe why that I had stopped because of like it Increases your heart rate, and it would make cardio exercise, like kind of harder than it should be And that is pretty much I think why I stopped now like after I ran today I was like 00 yeah this is like way better after having not taken it for a few days
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:18:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm just driving and I realized I forgot to take my new fancy probiotic this morning Also, I have a really bad problem of not remembering if I took my anxiety and antidepressant pills so like some mornings I'm convinced I have taken them twice cause I just I just don't ever know but anyway We finally made it to Friday thank fuck And it's already 715. Traffic is bad it says so that's cool. Love that see we call in 45 minutes. Don't forget about the CLE call. I know sometimes I was just disappear off your calendar Anyway Pushed by 101 back another week so that's cool. I won't be talking to him next week. Also, I'm supposed to I was supposed to hear yesterday from either the recruiter or like the exact admin whatever four times when I can like physically meet people face-to-face in Effingham with for the bank and I never heard anything so I'm gonna have to call him today Anyway I I'm glad that you had a good night sleep and you thought about me and you're grinding up thinking about me I fell asleep thinking about you as well. I also was thinking about you while I was getting a massage and then it was just like this weird mental disconnect. I was thinking about you but then there was this other dude's hands on me and it was cringing me out because the other dude is not all. Attractive and I don't wanna think about his hands on me. And so I had to stop. But the massage was great and oh my fucking Christ let's go let's go massage was great. The workout was great. I feel actually like for the first time in a long time that My back is it all hatched over Back in my shoulders Like most people have really tight pics and we don't even really notice it but then yeah he massaged out my packs and oh my God it's like so much better Holy fuck traffic is ridiculous this morning. It's like all the huge trucks decided that they need to be out right now at this time. Anyway, I Going to imagine you're gonna be working on that new design thing for Dominic today is that what you're doing what else you got going on? I have no plans tonight except Christian and I were talking about getting sushi again since we didn't last week so we'll see but he is getting the keys to his place today. He's getting. Utilities are set up today Off work So yeah, I have a fuck to do between Until Tuesday or Tuesday until Sunday morning, when I head to the airport, I gotta totally pack. I gotta prep for these interviews I got.
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
Evidence:
Status update
62 qualifying messages with status_update signals | Qualifying average score: 0.64
[2026-05-08 02:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
My calendar is full
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m working!!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 04:42:00 PM] Dave
Just getting my pizza and going to bed lol
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:22:00 PM] Dave
Watching the third episode on that gross Mormon show
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:12:00 PM] Sam Willis
Plus then have to drive 2 hrs to stl Friday afternoon for graduation
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Do you think Midland at least paid for the flights from the go there surely right like that's just like common practice Right like if they're gonna fly if you need to fly out to meet people for a job interview like they should pay right
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:32:00 PM] Dave
Still watching the last episode
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 06:58:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: What the fuck are you doing? You know it's been over two hours. Since we've talked Unacceptable I'm just going to get some pizza and thought I'd say hi cause I haven't talked to Sam alarm was going off starting to have withdrawals Yeah, I haven't been doing shit but laying around watching YouTube And hopefully you've been doing something productive like taking a nap before or something, but I'll see you later bye
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:12:00 PM] Sam Willis
One is in Stl Friday night and then another is in Columbia on Saturday
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:12:00 PM] Sam Willis
Another graduation
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
New season just came out 🥳
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:12:00 PM] Sam Willis
Then another 2 hrs that night to Columbia
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:16:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’ll be 38
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 08:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
New documentary series is out. Worst Ex Ever. Not sure if you’ve ever seen it, but this is the second season. Each episode is a different true crime story about awful relationships.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 03:10:00 PM] Sam Willis
I think you mentioned the running thing and how it was easier earlier this week
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 12:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
So that would mean Brian would pretty much definitely get Stephen’s role. That fucking sucks
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 01:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
so that’s what Chris is applying for
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 09:55:00 PM] Dave
Yeah
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 09:33:00 PM] Dave
I’ll check it out tomorrow
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 09:00:00 PM] Dave
But you say there’s new episodes eh
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 03:51:00 PM] Dave
And a whole gang of dog toys
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 01:00:00 PM] Dave
Who is Scott smith?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 04:42:00 PM] Dave
Nada
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 03:22:00 PM] Dave
I don’t eat microwave popcorn 😒
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 04:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
Was talking to the SOC
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 08:59:00 PM] Dave
Oh yeah I saw that today when I was looking for something
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 12:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
There are far too many strong personalities in TRM
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 09:21:00 AM] Dave
😒
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 10:11:00 AM] Dave
It was just the word
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 12:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Which she absolutely does too
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 12:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
But just like in general, all the politicking
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8479
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 01:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
The Deputy CISO
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 10:38:00 AM] Dave
GK just stands there and looks at him so he chills
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 10:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
Bc they’re rich
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 01:01:00 PM] Dave
Where is Stephen going?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 07:05:00 PM] Dave
I’m sorry you didn’t get a nap 😕
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 12:31:00 PM] Dave
Ooooh… what kind of shit? And about whom?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 01:03:00 PM] Dave
Hadn’t heard about that
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 12:40:00 PM] Dave
It’s so cringe lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 03:00:00 PM] Dave
Not really byeeeeee
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 10:38:00 AM] Dave
I think it’s all because BK runs so it triggers his herding response, which then makes BK panic.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 01:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m not the one doing this work paper. I’m reviewing other ppls work.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
Bc they’re rich This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 01:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
Likely Bill Walkers old role in SCS. MD over security engineering This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 09:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Deadpool killer, it’s called
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 10:15:00 AM] Dave
Get it? Cam? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 09:00:00 PM] Dave
I wasn’t sure if I’d seen it before
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 10:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
No I meant “you get what I’m saying” when I misspelled came
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 09:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
He turned himself in, too!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 12:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
Like everyone chill the fuck out
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 09:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
That was the wife that was like super loyal to him right?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 01:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
Likely Bill Walkers old role in SCS. MD over security engineering
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 12:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
CJ
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 10:12:00 AM] Dave
Because cam? No I still don’t get it 😅
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 12:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
Apparently Chris Foye is in the running for Scott smiths old role
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 01:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
he used to be the MD under identity and access stuff in SCS
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 01:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
Not sure why Doug Osborne wouldn’t try for it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 12:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sigh. Now Rachel Medlin is calling to shit talk people 🙄
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 09:32:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ooooo
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 07:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
Also though, it makes me feel more shitty about WAA bc he’s uber honest with shit 🫣😬 Oh well. Is what it is. 🤷♀️
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-05-08 09:46:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Yeah, I think it's a screen saver time out whatever the fuck dude traffic is infuriating today you know how like when nobody can maintain a consistent pace because there's just there's idiots on the road that just are like fucking Sunday drivers. I don't give a shit then there's massive fucking semis then there's people trying to get to work like we're all kinds of kinds and nobody is on the same page. So I am tailgating people's asses like I told you I do so anyway the Peck massage No, there is no boob touching whatsoever. It's just north of the boobs. So this man does not touch my boobs he does not see my boobs does not see my nipples. There is no cupping nothing so anyway yeah it's just from like like the armpit over to the top of the chest and it feels so good. So yeah Yeah, anyway I don't even like let this guy like see my ass like he will do a good massage, but it's with a blanket over it and the only people who I like let like pulled out my freaking panties, which I don't know why they insist on doing it is whole Mexicans, and Asians like, why do you gotta pull it down to where my poor ass crack is exposed just for you to massage my glutes and my lower back like just Massage it like I don't understand over the underwear or whatever It's mostly Asians and they have their own little style anyway Dislike reminds me of I have never Been with a man except for Chaz that was so motherfucking controlling that he literally Oh my God, he told me that he was uncomfortable with me having Any male massage therapist so I started going to women and then one day he called the massage place to reschedule like we were both getting a massage at the same time or something or other and they had assigned me to a male and he was like no, she can't have any nail massage therapist he told my massage places by the way, my membership, of course That just pisses me the fuck off. I'm just thinking about it and I'm more mad at myself and I am a hit because why the fuck but I allow such a thing in my life. They're here or there we live we learn Controlling I shouldn't speak ill of the dead Anyway So the magnet thing sounds like a nice little touch of course you would add something like that in so love that have fun cleaning get your ass to the gym. You have all day no excuse. Sorry that was a little bit bossy anyway So Christian's car is still at the dealership you dropped it off yesterday. They haven't even called this day that they've even got into it so he has a loaner and we'll see what they do ridiculous. All right, we're gonna go into the HOV lane. Has all these fuckers going so slow There were some interesting shit going on in the inside of world yesterday there is definitely a disgruntled employee actually is a contractor. I say he I feel like it's a he could be a she. Set up the anonymous email account email the fucking chief administrative officer reports directly to fricking Rick And is claiming that his manager is getting his manager and others are getting kickbacks basically when it comes down to is, this person is convinced that people at Schwab are getting kickbacks from the vendors who we get contractors from because this person can't understand why I'm gonna say he has not been made a full-time employee at well I'm sure it's because it's due to performance issues But this person is a contractor and is saying well you know the only incentive for keeping me in other as a contractor why is Schwab a contractor heavy you guys must be getting kickbacks and even like mention Rick's name as Rick could possibly be getting kickbacks too, anyway don't tell anybody by the way Obviously, very sensitive, but the messages just keep escalating like the name Colleen, the vitreal, like the tone like all of it is totally escalating to anger like really angry So I mean, calling people Go home and Oh, I watch there's lots of name-calling not like bitch or anything but like Bribe sucking Anyway, so corporate security been notified. They're all looking into it now we don't know who it is so. Yeah, fun times a lot of times there's people that whistleblower is synonymous that will reach out and claim shit and then when it comes time to like, hey we need to talk to you to understand what you know your ex experiencing. Do you have any evidence? They go dark and there's there's nothing to see a chance but this person seems like I don't know if there's any claims but this is at least real person. That's gotta be and then. It's just it's good then the person mentioned like oh well I'll record these managers talking next time. HR was like no no we cannot be recording and people secretly at work. These do not record. Oh no this is getting over. What else is gonna say oh Canva is Marco. I have to listen to it, but her and Jesse have to meet the parent coordinator today as a sign for the courts because They can't align on a summer schedule for the boys like they are so incapable of communicating with each other to figure out custody schedules for this summer so they have to do it with the third-party to coordinate at all because he's such a fucking twat So I'm glad I don't have to deal with any of that shit honestly all over 8 inches. I don't even know what I've talked about so I will talk to you soon.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Vulnerability
17 qualifying messages with vulnerability signals | Qualifying average score: 0.72
[2026-05-08 10:12:00 AM] Dave
Sorry, I ruined it lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7054999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
I swear to god, I am terrified of dating apps.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:58:00 AM] Sam Willis
God, I feel sooooo awkward when I’m at a stop light and there’s homeless ppl and they’re just looking at me and I have nothing to offer and they look so sad and I feel so weird and it’s a whole thing
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
But I gotta get up. Sigh. Didn’t really nap. Bc I’m broken.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-05-08 09:22:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: I am so sick of my bitch phone like just cutting me off like it just goes dark. It's very annoying. The dogs have to go to daycare for a week so I gotta get all our food cleaned up and buy enough food and just now I'm stressed out Cool, cool so the good news is after the CV call I have one other meeting and that is it. I hope nobody fucks with me. I can get shit that fucking Michael scheduled a call for 730 this morning to talk about like. Some procedure like it's not some urgent shit like how do we want to handle these sort of cases going forward So this morning, I iMessage and I was like hey I temporarily forgot I'm driving in on Fridays now I'm gonna be in the car during this time because you know it's 7:30 in the fucking morning. I didn't say that, but I was like can you push this to after the CV call and then Josh was like you know we can just push it to Monday and I'm thinking I don't know if that's any better because the week like next week's gonna be a shit show but OK fine. Also, I'm starting to realize I don't think Josh really fucking does much at all like I think he's fucking around all day. I really do Michael. What is he doing? Oh my God I really need to like shave off my little chin hairs. I meant to do this last night It looks terrible That's fine anyway Thank you fuck What is the fuck about? I just saw your first message. Thank you, fuck Maybe I said that I don't know There was something that I was gonna tell you that nobody gives a shit about, but I'm gonna talk to her off anyway what was it? Oh, what was it? It's like on the tip of my tongue. I don't even remember what I was just talking about I'm gonna let you go. I'll figure it out. I'm sure OK bye
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:01:00 PM] Sam Willis
Miss you and wish I could cuddle you tonight
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:18:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm just driving and I realized I forgot to take my new fancy probiotic this morning Also, I have a really bad problem of not remembering if I took my anxiety and antidepressant pills so like some mornings I'm convinced I have taken them twice cause I just I just don't ever know but anyway We finally made it to Friday thank fuck And it's already 715. Traffic is bad it says so that's cool. Love that see we call in 45 minutes. Don't forget about the CLE call. I know sometimes I was just disappear off your calendar Anyway Pushed by 101 back another week so that's cool. I won't be talking to him next week. Also, I'm supposed to I was supposed to hear yesterday from either the recruiter or like the exact admin whatever four times when I can like physically meet people face-to-face in Effingham with for the bank and I never heard anything so I'm gonna have to call him today Anyway I I'm glad that you had a good night sleep and you thought about me and you're grinding up thinking about me I fell asleep thinking about you as well. I also was thinking about you while I was getting a massage and then it was just like this weird mental disconnect. I was thinking about you but then there was this other dude's hands on me and it was cringing me out because the other dude is not all. Attractive and I don't wanna think about his hands on me. And so I had to stop. But the massage was great and oh my fucking Christ let's go let's go massage was great. The workout was great. I feel actually like for the first time in a long time that My back is it all hatched over Back in my shoulders Like most people have really tight pics and we don't even really notice it but then yeah he massaged out my packs and oh my God it's like so much better Holy fuck traffic is ridiculous this morning. It's like all the huge trucks decided that they need to be out right now at this time. Anyway, I Going to imagine you're gonna be working on that new design thing for Dominic today is that what you're doing what else you got going on? I have no plans tonight except Christian and I were talking about getting sushi again since we didn't last week so we'll see but he is getting the keys to his place today. He's getting. Utilities are set up today Off work So yeah, I have a fuck to do between Until Tuesday or Tuesday until Sunday morning, when I head to the airport, I gotta totally pack. I gotta prep for these interviews I got.
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 01:51:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Holy fuck tits is right God this fucking sucks. I don't wanna hear about your stupid little problems with AI. I'm out here trying to propel my fat ass around the streets. Oh God fuck Went to the gym did some late stretching and shit and then came home and did that piece of shit run So I might just go kill myself now Thanks baby. I'm proud of myself too I guess and again the only reason I did it was because of you so thank you. And fuck you I mean that both figuratively and literally AnyWho, have you tried telling copilot to be more concise and giving an example of how you want it to write you should try that And yeah that's that's what I've been thinking too like who are we doing this for like everybody knows now that everything is written for AI so like what's the fucking point at all anymore at least written like by AI like it's all the same shit so like what is even the point it's like such an exercise in futility Because our humans even gonna read it or are they just gonna fucking pop it into AI and be like to me with us It'll just spit out some other version of it It's dumb I don't know. This is probably the end of humanity that starts. Like seriously, Chris could do all of our work like for us at this rate
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-05-08 02:08:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: So Midland just called and they're like unfortunately schedules are too messy next week so we're not gonna be able to have you come out and see anybody in person I'm like oh no I didn't say that, but I'm thinking to myself like good If all goes well, like we will want to have you come back out at 8 AM to meet the people and they're like so you know what is your timeline look like would you be able to do that in a couple weeks or like do you think we need to push it to May? I'm just like fuck sake I'm like no we don't wanna push it to me because I know you guys are looking to fill this position sooner rather than later and honestly, I am too. I was thinking that part and I was like you know we'll make it work whatever works so I'm just like Jesus Christ and then like hopefully they would pay for me to come out right I don't even know but either way I'm gonna have to board the dogs again. Which is so expensive so anyway are you gonna get through the two interviews first so I don't even know if they're gonna like me I don't even know if I'm gonna like them I might totally fuck up So but now I don't have to pack cute work clothes for next week except for just like a jacket and a blouse for my interviews for my virtual interviews anyway yeah so copilot yeah I do freaking have copilot Review itself of course they're gonna be like yeah I did great I swear to God this really is the doubtful society. I don't wanna talk to copilot I'm done with copilot copilot is pissing me off if Christina wants to go back and tell her copilot that her copilot is too freaking Morty. Then she needs to do that. I'm not doing this shit. Also I need a name for my copilot. Do you have a name for yours?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:14:00 AM] Sam Willis
I was too busy dying from bliss
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 02:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: I honestly have no idea the plans for the graduation shit I gotta call my mom later today. I am like so behind on what it is that we're doing. Also, I planned on renting a car so at least I have the freedom to like do what I need to do but dad texted me this morning and was like hey am I picking you up and I was like I wasn't planning on it cause it's like an hour and 45 minute drive. From airport the airport back to Effingham and I was like I was just gonna rent a car and he's like there's no need for you to rent a car. I'll just come get you and then bring you back next week and I'm like well that's really nice, but so now I won't have a car for sure so I'll be with family doing whatever and I think you're gonna get a hotel one a night also The only plans I have is I'm going out with my girlfriends Tuesday night for dinner and I cannot wait
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:33:00 AM] Dave
Whenever I’ve talked to her she’s only ever like 15%… correct?….accurate?… not sure what the right word is. But she seems super on top of it so it makes me second guess myself. But then come to find out, she don’t know wtf she’s talking about.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:01:00 PM] Dave
I love and miss you tons!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:16:00 AM] Sam Willis
You’ll be….47?
Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.612
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 10:02:00 AM] Dave
But what if it turns out to be true??
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 09:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
So much trauma
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.65
Evidence:
[2026-05-08 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Christian just said hey I want to talk to you about something, and I said what’s up? And he goes I want to start dating people again. And I blurted out ew! Already?!!! 😅
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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