2026-06-02
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[2026-06-02 06:20:00] Dave: Yessssss! I can’t wait either!
[2026-06-02 06:21:00] Dave: You are so incredibly hot 🥵
[2026-06-02 06:22:00] Dave: And smart and funny and clever and compassionate.. I often leave those out as a given but they’re equally important parts of what makes you so incredible 🥰
[2026-06-02 06:38:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I can absolutely not wait to see, especially after seeing your lovely face on Whatever that thing called yesterday FaceTime Face name Yeah Looking forward to seeing you I hope you slept well. I bet you did. After that photo you sent You sure were after glowing so hopefully that means you got some good sleep too Sleep so good when I'm there What's happening today? Going For her Tuesday at work Sucks but Eric is on vacation now so I'm on vacation Now I reckon I got some more to do still, but I'm feeling pretty good. I feel like I may have emerged from my funk. We'll see how that pans out I just needed a good week of rest And sleeping in Anyway Yeah, pretty boring morning. I got leftover sausage, egg and cheese McMuffins though so I brought one of those with me for breakfast so that's gonna be nice. It's usually get pretty hungry. I usually just eat like a cliff bar, but It would be nice to have some actual food stuff I think I'm gonna let you go and Listen to an audiobook that I'm getting to the part Of that Sorry, boring this morning But I love you you're beautiful. I can't wait to see you. You're so smart and funny. As I mentioned Already in my text message You're the best and I cannot wait to see that. I love you cause I do because you're smart and funny and sexy and clever and the best. OK, bye
[2026-06-02 06:39:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf
[2026-06-02 06:40:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Actually, one more thing like literally this week something has changed with the fucking summer solstice or whatever because like the sun went from Like being all right to being directly in my face and like coming up significantly earlier, like when I got out of bed a little before six this morning at the sun was like already shining through the window and which is weird that it like obviously that happens every summer but like Expedited itself or something this year I don't know and all of a sudden it's like significantly noticeably higher than the sky just like over one weekend so that sucks
[2026-06-02 08:00:00] Sam Willis: Morning baby
[2026-06-02 08:00:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-02 08:00:00] Dave: I like when you use the kitten gif
[2026-06-02 08:01:00] Sam Willis: Can we please sleep until 10am when you’re here? Every day
[2026-06-02 08:01:00] Sam Willis: Kitten??
[2026-06-02 08:01:00] Dave: Uhh duh
[2026-06-02 08:01:00] Dave: There’s a gif with a fucked up looking kitten that you use sometimes
[2026-06-02 08:02:00] Dave: Hahaha, ok, not a kitten. But yeah that’s it
[2026-06-02 08:02:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-02 08:02:00] Dave: Its fur is all messed up
[2026-06-02 08:02:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-02 08:03:00] Sam Willis: 😭😭😭
[2026-06-02 08:03:00] Sam Willis: That one is like “I just woke up” the first one I used is like “I’m so fucking tired”
[2026-06-02 08:04:00] Dave: lol, gotcha
[2026-06-02 08:04:00] Sam Willis: Baby, I’m so tired
[2026-06-02 08:04:00] Sam Willis: Can someone die from being so tired
[2026-06-02 08:05:00] Sam Willis: I don’t even know
[2026-06-02 08:05:00] Dave: Or just STILL tired?
[2026-06-02 08:05:00] Dave: Didn’t sleep well?
[2026-06-02 08:06:00] Dave: How about you stop and get that pregnancy test today 😅
[2026-06-02 08:09:00] Sam Willis: Ewwww
[2026-06-02 08:09:00] Dave: Oh oh oh!!
[2026-06-02 08:10:00] Dave: 🥰
[2026-06-02 08:10:00] Dave: Lolololol
[2026-06-02 08:10:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂😂
[2026-06-02 08:10:00] Sam Willis: Ewwwwwww
[2026-06-02 08:10:00] Dave: What if you wait and we take it together?!
[2026-06-02 08:28:00] Dave: Welp… I’m bored and ready for a nap
[2026-06-02 08:28:00] Sam Willis: lol I hear you
[2026-06-02 08:28:00] Sam Willis: Did you eat your breakfast
[2026-06-02 08:28:00] Sam Willis: I still need to get into the shower. I am strugglingggggg
[2026-06-02 08:29:00] Dave: Yeah. It was great. But I think that’s why it’s nap time
[2026-06-02 08:29:00] Sam Willis: Oh I’m sure it is!! lol
[2026-06-02 08:33:00] Sam Willis: I love you and your daily affirmations. You are soooo genuinely sweet and adorable and loving
[2026-06-02 08:33:00] Sam Willis: You make a very grumpy me still smile and feel all warm inside
[2026-06-02 08:33:00] Sam Willis: Every morning
[2026-06-02 08:33:00] Dave: Thanks baby
[2026-06-02 08:34:00] Sam Willis: Even when I hate life
[2026-06-02 08:34:00] Sam Willis: Which is every morning
[2026-06-02 08:34:00] Dave: That means soo much to me 🥰
[2026-06-02 09:26:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Good morning What time is it there 920? How many energy drinks are you on 12 I feel like you've had two right now so let me know but I hope you get a little bit of energy back. I don't even know what to say. I'm still so grumpy. You mentioned though about how bright it is and that was something else I was going to tell you at some point that it gets so bright in my room in the morning starting at 5 AM that's when the sun starts to rise so Yeah, and obviously, I have the blinds down and shit, but it just gets so bright I don't have curtains or the blackout shades or anything like that so you're just gonna have to adjust OK It's gonna be great. I cannot wait to fucking sleep in. Oh my God it's gonna kind of suck though cause you're gonna be two hours like ahead like your body and so it's gonna feel so late to you and I'm gonna be so grumpy that you're trying to wake me up. Good luck with that anyway I don't know why I'm so tired I went to bed later than I should have last night, but I don't remember what I was doing. I was probably scrolling Instagram reels which I know I shouldn't have been, but I feel like I got. Distract Super late Whatever tomorrow though I'm working from home are you working from home on Friday or what's your plan because I'm excited to not have to drive in tomorrow but I still have my 715 meeting and then my 7:30 one on one with douche bag but at least it's my last one on one Oh, like I'm pretty sure Chris when I get Steven's position or at least I think that he should and I'm just thinking about the passive aggressive awareness that I am then going to have to With him and Brian, mostly Brian because like those two are already like dick swinging contest and like Chris's dick is definitely bigger in this context It's just like Brian Such a douche anyway sorry it's just like awkward to watch them honestly because up until the reorg and like 2023 Was not part of TM like Brian just like you know felt like he was like this shit and then Chris comes in and Chris like totally knows his shit and you could definitely tell Brian has like struggled with it for sure and they make these like fucking passive aggressive Just Comments to each other I can't think of an example right now but it's so fucking do she and it comes from Brian like it's just he's such a fucking anyway I'm an asshole but as you know, I don't really like a lot of men so That's part of it but anyhow It was really good to see your face yesterday. You're a little smile I just I love it. I can't like pick apart the thing that like it's just so cute the way you style and then you're like teeth and it's just so cute. So I cannot wait to see you Cuddle and sleep and have a drink and all the things you have one single drink not plural just a drink I love you and I will talk to you more in a bit. I'm sure once I've now. Woken up a little bit more
[2026-06-02 09:27:00] Dave: 2
[2026-06-02 09:27:00] Dave: I could use another one
[2026-06-02 09:27:00] Dave: I’m fighting sleep
[2026-06-02 09:28:00] Dave: And how CAN you sleep in when it’s that bright
[2026-06-02 09:28:00] Sam Willis: Bc I would NEVER wake up
[2026-06-02 09:28:00] Sam Willis: Not well lol
[2026-06-02 09:28:00] Dave: Will you still be mad?
[2026-06-02 09:28:00] Dave: How do you not have blackout curtains?!
[2026-06-02 09:28:00] Dave: What if I wake you up with my dick?
[2026-06-02 09:29:00] Sam Willis: I think no, but try at your own risk…😂
[2026-06-02 09:29:00] Dave: Idk… I might wfh tomorrow
[2026-06-02 09:30:00] Dave: I didn’t know that!!
[2026-06-02 09:30:00] Dave: Oh are Chris and Brian measuring up?!
[2026-06-02 09:31:00] Dave: Hahaha, they’re like women lmao
[2026-06-02 09:31:00] Dave: I’m smiling now hehehe
[2026-06-02 09:32:00] Dave: Yeah… just 1 drink
[2026-06-02 09:32:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-02 09:50:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-06-02 09:50:00] Sam Willis: <no text>
[2026-06-02 09:51:00] Dave: I love the real you
[2026-06-02 09:52:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best baby
[2026-06-02 09:52:00] Sam Willis: 🫠🫠
[2026-06-02 09:54:00] Sam Willis: You’re so patient and loving and kind and…tolerant of my bullshit 😅
[2026-06-02 09:55:00] Dave: It’s not as hard as you think. You’re pretty awesome too, which you don’t give yourself credit for
[2026-06-02 10:32:00] Dave: My work husband is in office today and coming up to see me
[2026-06-02 10:32:00] Sam Willis: Omggggg
[2026-06-02 10:33:00] Sam Willis: Are you going to hug
[2026-06-02 10:33:00] Sam Willis: Omg!!!
[2026-06-02 10:33:00] Dave: It’s possible
[2026-06-02 10:33:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-02 10:33:00] Sam Willis: I’m shooketh
[2026-06-02 10:33:00] Sam Willis: Have you guys ever met in person
[2026-06-02 10:33:00] Dave: Me too!
[2026-06-02 10:33:00] Dave: No!!
[2026-06-02 10:33:00] Sam Willis: Lmao ok but you can’t love him more than me!! OK?!?!?
[2026-06-02 10:33:00] Sam Willis: You’re so going to hug
[2026-06-02 10:34:00] Dave: Not a chance baby
[2026-06-02 10:34:00] Dave: ….we’ll see
[2026-06-02 10:34:00] Sam Willis: HMPH
[2026-06-02 10:56:00] Dave: K. Still love you most 👍
[2026-06-02 11:02:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-06-02 11:02:00] Sam Willis: yayyyyyy!!!!
[2026-06-02 11:02:00] Sam Willis: Beefy??
[2026-06-02 11:02:00] Sam Willis: But was he handsome??
[2026-06-02 11:05:00] Dave: Yeah, he is pretty handsome
[2026-06-02 12:09:00] Sam Willis: I’m tired of re writing ppl’s shitty write-ups
[2026-06-02 12:11:00] Sam Willis: The dumb dogs put a toy in front of their doggy door so now it probably won’t open for them bc it’s probably covering a sensor. Sigh 🤦♀️
[2026-06-02 12:11:00] Dave: Make copilot do it lol
[2026-06-02 12:13:00] Dave: Copilot is what the enterprise wants
[2026-06-02 12:13:00] Sam Willis: Copilot is the fucking problem
[2026-06-02 12:13:00] Sam Willis: Verbose mother fucker
[2026-06-02 12:14:00] Dave: Don’t you know anything about leadership 🙄
[2026-06-02 12:14:00] Dave: If it doesn’t look like copilot wrote it shitily then they’ve wasted money
[2026-06-02 12:19:00] Sam Willis: I hope they have wasted their money
[2026-06-02 12:19:00] Sam Willis: I hope all these big corporations are in the fucking red this year
[2026-06-02 12:30:00] Sam Willis: Thanks FB for depressing the fuck out of me!!! 😭
[2026-06-02 12:30:00] Sam Willis: Fun fact: I felt super fat on that trip
[2026-06-02 12:43:00] Dave: FB is such an asshole
[2026-06-02 13:04:00] Dave: Weird
[2026-06-02 13:04:00] Sam Willis: 😭
[2026-06-02 13:04:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-02 13:04:00] Sam Willis: lol it’s the same on my side too
[2026-06-02 13:05:00] Sam Willis: Her fists are kind of clenched lol
[2026-06-02 13:32:00] Sam Willis: Is it time for bed yet?
[2026-06-02 13:33:00] Sam Willis: It’s bc I’m not there to cuddle ❤️
[2026-06-02 13:33:00] Dave: I tried to take a nap but couldn’t sleep
[2026-06-02 13:33:00] Dave: It was because of you actually
[2026-06-02 13:34:00] Sam Willis: What do you mean?!?
[2026-06-02 13:35:00] Dave: I couldn’t get to sleep because all I could think of was you hovering over top of me and reaching down and guiding my lubed up cock into your ass, then sliding aaaaaall the way down, THEN I could feel you sliding the dildo into your pussy.
[2026-06-02 13:36:00] Dave: Just normal stuff
[2026-06-02 13:36:00] Sam Willis: What the!!! 🥵🥵
[2026-06-02 13:37:00] Sam Willis: Yea yea
[2026-06-02 13:37:00] Sam Willis: During ABSTINENCE WEEK
[2026-06-02 13:37:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-02 13:37:00] Sam Willis: Rude
[2026-06-02 13:37:00] Dave: I mean… you asked
[2026-06-02 13:37:00] Sam Willis: To tease me
[2026-06-02 13:38:00] Dave: I’m hard af from recounting that
[2026-06-02 13:40:00] Dave: Mmmmm I like it when you’re 😈-y
[2026-06-02 13:40:00] Sam Willis: 😈
[2026-06-02 13:40:00] Sam Willis: Good!! You deserve that with no release 🤭
[2026-06-02 13:41:00] Sam Willis: Ahh why am I on fire just even thinking about it
[2026-06-02 13:41:00] Sam Willis: Imma need some alcohol before anal though. It’s been a hot minute
[2026-06-02 13:41:00] Sam Willis: 🥵
[2026-06-02 13:42:00] Dave: Hahaha, we don’t have to do it… it’s a big ask lol 😉
[2026-06-02 13:43:00] Sam Willis: I know we don’t have to, but I probably will want to
[2026-06-02 13:44:00] Dave: Well in that case, yes please. But I just wanted you to know it’s not an expectation ❤️
[2026-06-02 13:56:00] Sam Willis: Whatcha got planned for your bday?!
[2026-06-02 13:56:00] Sam Willis: Sooooo
[2026-06-02 13:58:00] Dave: When is it again? 🤔
[2026-06-02 13:58:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄
[2026-06-02 13:58:00] Dave: Is that coming up?
[2026-06-02 13:59:00] Dave: Good job baby
[2026-06-02 13:59:00] Sam Willis: It’s June 4
[2026-06-02 13:59:00] Sam Willis: I know your ass is testing me
[2026-06-02 13:59:00] Dave: I knew you’d see right through that
[2026-06-02 13:59:00] Sam Willis: Ugh what if you get birthday sex
[2026-06-02 13:59:00] Sam Willis: And I passed
[2026-06-02 13:59:00] Sam Willis: Good job you!
[2026-06-02 13:59:00] Dave: July 17th
[2026-06-02 13:59:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-06-02 13:59:00] Sam Willis: Bitch please lol
[2026-06-02 14:00:00] Sam Willis: 😂
[2026-06-02 14:00:00] Dave: I was anticipating you being like: oh yeah? When is mine?!
[2026-06-02 14:00:00] Sam Willis: Your bday is in my calendar now soooooo
[2026-06-02 14:00:00] Dave: I was anticipating you being like: oh yeah? When is mine?!
[2026-06-02 14:00:00] Sam Willis: With no expiration date soooooo
[2026-06-02 14:00:00] Dave: Same
[2026-06-02 14:01:00] Dave: Sometimes you gamble and lose lol
[2026-06-02 14:01:00] Dave: Ofc it is
[2026-06-02 14:01:00] Dave: And I’m not having sex during abstinence week! Duhh
[2026-06-02 14:01:00] Sam Willis: You can’t NOT if the opportunity comes up
[2026-06-02 14:01:00] Sam Willis: Aww it is?!?
[2026-06-02 14:01:00] Sam Willis: You can’t NOT if the opportunity comes up
[2026-06-02 14:01:00] Dave: Sometimes you gamble and lose lol
[2026-06-02 14:01:00] Sam Willis: Aww it is?!?
[2026-06-02 14:02:00] Sam Willis: Are you sure you guys haven’t had sex since like January?? I’d feel better if you had lol
[2026-06-02 14:02:00] Dave: Heh.. don’t you worry about me 😘
[2026-06-02 14:03:00] Dave: Yes I’m sure. And it’s fine. Trust me
[2026-06-02 14:03:00] Sam Willis: So dumb
[2026-06-02 14:03:00] Dave: lol
[2026-06-02 14:03:00] Sam Willis: You annoy me lol
[2026-06-02 14:03:00] Sam Willis: Bc then it can reset the clock in my brain and like be done for awhile lmao
[2026-06-02 14:04:00] Sam Willis: So anyway
[2026-06-02 14:04:00] Sam Willis: What are you doing for your bday??
[2026-06-02 14:04:00] Sam Willis: 🙄
[2026-06-02 14:05:00] Dave: Hopefully getting some birthday sex to make you happy
[2026-06-02 14:06:00] Dave: For real though, nothing.
[2026-06-02 14:06:00] Dave: Probably go out to eat somewhere. Cheesecake Factory maybe? That’s actually my guaranteed no sex strategy 🤭
[2026-06-02 14:33:00] Sam Willis: Oh. My. God.
[2026-06-02 14:33:00] Sam Willis: Oh. My. God.
[2026-06-02 14:34:00] Sam Willis: OK not literally
[2026-06-02 14:34:00] Sam Willis: My ass is still here
[2026-06-02 14:34:00] Sam Willis: Lmao! Literally laughed my ass off
[2026-06-02 14:34:00] Sam Willis: Attached
[2026-06-02 14:34:00] Dave: Because that would be weird
[2026-06-02 14:34:00] Dave: Phew
[2026-06-02 14:34:00] Dave: Lol
[2026-06-02 14:35:00] Dave: Oh ofc I would
[2026-06-02 14:35:00] Sam Willis: You wouldn’t still love me??
[2026-06-02 14:35:00] Sam Willis: Rude
[2026-06-02 14:35:00] Sam Willis: I wouldn’t love myself lol
[2026-06-02 14:51:00] Dave: How is your day going?
[2026-06-02 14:51:00] Dave: Oh!!
[2026-06-02 14:52:00] Dave: What do you think will be in your mouth in exactly 1 week from right now??
[2026-06-02 15:00:00] Sam Willis: 😈
[2026-06-02 15:00:00] Sam Willis: Probably some chocolate 🤔
[2026-06-02 15:00:00] Sam Willis: Probably some chocolate 🤔
[2026-06-02 15:00:00] Sam Willis: ONE WEEK!!! EEEEE!!
[2026-06-02 15:00:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-06-02 15:00:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe jk
[2026-06-02 15:01:00] Dave: No that’s fair. It’ll probably be snack time..
[2026-06-02 15:01:00] Sam Willis: We will just be getting to my house probably lol
[2026-06-02 15:01:00] Sam Willis: Might still be driving TBH
[2026-06-02 15:14:00] Dave: Ok nnnnnnnow what will be in your mouth in exactly one week?
[2026-06-02 15:20:00] Sam Willis: Your big, delicious cock hopefully 🤤🤤🤤🤤
[2026-06-02 15:21:00] Sam Willis: Unless you’re going to hold out on me 🤬
[2026-06-02 15:21:00] Dave: That’s the answer I was looking for
[2026-06-02 15:21:00] Dave: Yeah we’ll see
[2026-06-02 15:21:00] Dave: Don’t act like you didn’t enjoy it last time
[2026-06-02 15:21:00] Dave: Yeah we’ll see
[2026-06-02 15:21:00] Dave: Don’t act like you didn’t enjoy it last time
[2026-06-02 15:23:00] Sam Willis: Or did we just kiss and nothing else until later that night??
[2026-06-02 15:23:00] Dave: I think I ate your pussy a little… 🤔
[2026-06-02 15:23:00] Sam Willis: We fooled around some last time right? Just not full on sex until that night, right?
[2026-06-02 15:24:00] Dave: Surely
[2026-06-02 15:24:00] Sam Willis: surely!!!! 🤪
[2026-06-02 15:24:00] Dave: Maybe you sucked my dick…
[2026-06-02 15:24:00] Dave: And we didn’t actually even make until that “night” lol
[2026-06-02 15:24:00] Sam Willis: I don’t think we would have just done NOTHING
[2026-06-02 15:24:00] Sam Willis: I had to have. Surely
[2026-06-02 15:25:00] Sam Willis: Lmao it was probably like…430pm 😂😂
[2026-06-02 15:25:00] Sam Willis: I think we can do a little more this next time. No orgasms. But close 🤭
[2026-06-02 15:25:00] Sam Willis: Lmao it was probably like…430pm 😂😂
[2026-06-02 15:26:00] Dave: Which reminds me….
[2026-06-02 15:26:00] Sam Willis: We will see
[2026-06-02 15:26:00] Dave: Ooooh you wanna just edge each other all afternoon? 😈
[2026-06-02 15:26:00] Sam Willis: NO PROMISES
[2026-06-02 15:26:00] Sam Willis: The orgasm that day/night though was 🤯
[2026-06-02 15:27:00] Dave: https://www.reddit.com/user/GovernYouAfterDark/comments/1tupsss/good_luck/?seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From GovernYouAfterDark's profile on Reddit: Good luck - 1 vote and 0 comments
[2026-06-02 15:27:00] Dave: I posted this on my feed earlier 😏
[2026-06-02 15:27:00] Dave: Yeah, I’m sure it was because of all the buildup
[2026-06-02 15:27:00] Dave: Yeah, I’m sure it was because of all the buildup
[2026-06-02 15:30:00] Sam Willis: Punk
[2026-06-02 15:30:00] Dave: Hehehe… Day 1 of abstinence week 🥵😈
[2026-06-02 15:51:00] Dave: How’s your day going?
[2026-06-02 16:08:00] Sam Willis: Blah. Fine. Walking to my car now.
[2026-06-02 16:18:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: How are you doing? I guess I realized like yeah I haven't really asked. Remind me to call my chiropractor I did call Massage place I need to reschedule my massage that I have for Friday because I'm going to be dog sitting. Don't know if I ever told you that but I'm dog sitting one of the dogs they foster she's gonna stay the night Friday night and I'm so lucky and excited. And anyway, so I had to move my massage and it's gonna be tomorrow and I'm very fucking excited and it's with a different guy and I'm low-key like hoping he is amazing so that I can just start going to hip-hop now on because the other guy wants a small talk the whole time and that is the most cringe thing ever when you're trying to get a massage anyway I need to go to Costco today. I don't want to. It's so hot but maybe I'll find some good snacks. So excited about that I guess the snacks not the actual Costco hall it's just so hot. I already mentioned that it's hot. Did you know that I'm grumpy today? Anyway I don't know I don't know, man I don't know The executive admin for that fucking Midland job has not emailed me. It's like how fucking hard is it to reach out to me to schedule a fucking interview this is insane. I'm telling myself maybe this is good because it gives me the space to like you know whatever I won't be able to go until the week after you come and visit but like what is happening I like to know I need to plan my life. Like and can we fucking get on with this rate nobody wants me I haven't gotten any other freaking nothing. No other love from any companies. It makes me sad. It makes me question my worst. I know I shouldn't. I'm being traumatic, but I would like to hear from fucking somebody anybody hello are you fucking out there? What the fuck anyway my résumé has all the little keywords in it that you know as fucking machine can scan and be like oh she says GRC0 she uses fucking acronyms like this like oh this is great. OK, but no nothing. So I'm just really Losing all my Like companies and I've don't give a shit about my job Also, it's already starting where Steven now that he's going to first line he's going to own the same. I'm pretty sure and he's gonna realize what a fucking cluster fuck it is and then it's gonna he's gonna come back on me but like how do we not know that how do we not raise it and it's like I did fucking raise it but I mean, how can I source an issue for them to like fucking terror apart their Sim when the problem is a fucking engineers but anyway Whatever. Because he already was on a call He would've never joined otherwise, but he joined it because the same team might've gotten an issue so obviously he would need to know that and he was already peeing me asking like very detailed questions. He never would've asked otherwise I'm like cool great love this not. So anyway, OK I have golden Oreos at home. I might have some Oreos and milk that might bring me joy. Honestly, probably should've just gotten the normal ones but golden sounded good at the time but gold's not as good in milk as just the normal ones are so yeah I've been talking for almost 5 minutes about absolutely nothing at all. You're just hearing me complain OK bye thank you you're the best bye.
[2026-06-02 16:19:00] Sam Willis: Oooo that was satisfying to watch!!
[2026-06-02 16:19:00] Sam Willis: Oooo that was satisfying to watch!!
[2026-06-02 16:21:00] Dave: Here’s the rest of the process if you’re interested
[2026-06-02 16:28:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Did you say did I know that you were grumpy? Because obviously I did because you're always grumpy it's just the default which I love of course. And the whole résumé thing like it's not just you like don't lose your confidence because This is like what people are experiencing like so how many have you applied for because so mine has a pretty impressive résumé and she's applied for like over 50 jobs and hasn't heard a single thing back and I've been telling you that since the shit I watch on YouTube or they're breaking that down. People are applying for like hundreds of jobs and never hear a word back and there's reasons for it. It's complicated but like places just aren't actually hiring even though they have listings like they're not actually hiring. And it's it's just fucked up And I also did you say you might have some Oreos like if I have Oreos at home? I'm definitely fucking having Ore there's no about it. And yeah, golden Oreos are good. I like those too sorry if you can hear me like the last step of this process is to hit these pieces with the torch because they have like all these little stringy pieces of filament that like when it was melted it kind of made like a string. And like if you just hit it with a torture real quick, it just melt them right away So anyway, that's what I'm doing And if he does, if he does say anything, he can be like well fuck face you should've used your you could've used our one-on-one time to maybe talk about some of this shit instead of just being a fucking idiot
[2026-06-02 16:29:00] Sam Willis: I knowwwwww it’s the market
[2026-06-02 16:29:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: But see here's the here's another thing like that just kinda reminded me like you know I'm pretty checked out in general, right I mean, what if the reality is that even managing directors like Stephen are in the same position as you know everybody else and he's kind of just like fuck it you know what I'm saying and that's why he doesn't give a fuck about you or whatever cause he really just doesn't give a fuck
[2026-06-02 16:29:00] Sam Willis: But it is ASS
[2026-06-02 16:29:00] Sam Willis: I’ve probs applied to 20 places
[2026-06-02 16:30:00] Sam Willis: I’m worthy of a fucking email back
[2026-06-02 16:30:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂😂
[2026-06-02 16:30:00] Sam Willis: I KNOW MY WORTH
[2026-06-02 16:31:00] Dave: …an email
[2026-06-02 16:31:00] Sam Willis: Lmfao
[2026-06-02 16:31:00] Dave: …an email
[2026-06-02 16:31:00] Dave: Way to shoot for the stars
[2026-06-02 16:31:00] Dave: Way to shoot for the stars
[2026-06-02 16:31:00] Sam Willis: LMAOOO
[2026-06-02 16:35:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I don't think he's burnt out but I mean he's excited for this new job opportunities and making bank they get like unlimited PTO like I don't feel sorry for him. Do you ever feel sorry for Rick I don't give a flying fuck. Don't you love the empathy is one of my top I don't know At some point, I just stop I guess feeling sorry for people. I'm just a bitter person I guess. Anyway Yeah, I could hear like the clicking whatever around but you're printing or whatever you're doing but it sounds cool and yes, I know you're checked out Yeah, maybe I'll just go do something different I really wasn't but it might be interesting. You know I mentioned the investigator stuff when they be so fun anyway who knows I did an article that said like you should look into airlines Like corporate Didn't work for Southwest I feel like maybe I could try and find something there. We'll see nobody loves me. Nobody loves me except my dogs and they only love me when I'm doing something for them same as a cat All right is only 230. It feels like it's fucking seven and I'm glad that it's not in the sense that I want to sit on my ass. I'm very excited about that hopefully my sprinkler system gets fixed tomorrow because I've been having water my grass with a hose and I'm not doing a great job so shit is a holy fuck. I basically have no grass. It's fried so
[2026-06-02 16:36:00] Dave: Oh no. I don’t feel sorry for him AT ALL
[2026-06-02 17:10:00] Sam Willis: I love you
[2026-06-02 17:10:00] Sam Willis: ❤️
[2026-06-02 17:11:00] Dave: Mmmm and I love you
[2026-06-02 17:11:00] Dave: 🫠🫠🫠
[2026-06-02 17:11:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-02 17:11:00] Dave: Hard
[2026-06-02 17:11:00] Sam Willis: I seriously cannot wait to cuddle
[2026-06-02 17:12:00] Dave: I know! I’m so ready to squeeze you
[2026-06-02 17:12:00] Sam Willis: And to have your arms around me and for me to just fit right in them and to feel so warm and cozy and to sleeeepppp 😅
[2026-06-02 17:13:00] Dave: Lmao
[2026-06-02 17:13:00] Dave: You’re just excited to sleep well
[2026-06-02 17:13:00] Dave: I see what this is…
[2026-06-02 17:14:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-06-02 17:14:00] Dave: Hehehehe, which is totally acceptable 🥰
[2026-06-02 17:15:00] Sam Willis: I’m excited for ALL of the things!! That just happens to be a big one 🤭
[2026-06-02 17:15:00] Sam Willis: Noooooo
[2026-06-02 17:22:00] Dave: So you remember saying that butt plug we got last time could’ve been bigger?
[2026-06-02 17:23:00] Dave: Do you want me to order you one and bring it? Or do you want to go sex store shopping when I get there?
[2026-06-02 17:23:00] Sam Willis: But yes….
[2026-06-02 17:23:00] Sam Willis: I think we have plenty of things for my butt!
[2026-06-02 17:23:00] Sam Willis: 😂😂
[2026-06-02 17:23:00] Sam Willis: Sir…..
[2026-06-02 17:23:00] Dave: When I’m there. Doesn’t have to be like right when I get there
[2026-06-02 17:24:00] Sam Willis: We will wait until you get here
[2026-06-02 17:24:00] Dave: Just answer the question please
[2026-06-02 17:24:00] Sam Willis: Dont spend any more money!
[2026-06-02 17:25:00] Dave: <no text>
[2026-06-02 17:38:00] Dave: Look at me!! Doing the lord’s work down here 🥹
[2026-06-02 17:39:00] Sam Willis: You really are!!!!
[2026-06-02 17:39:00] Sam Willis: It’s soooooo hott 🫠
[2026-06-02 19:01:00] Dave: Nothing like some Panda Express at 7pm to lose weight 😅…😭
[2026-06-02 19:04:00] Sam Willis: It’s ok. I’ve eaten a lot of cookies today 😭
[2026-06-02 19:07:00] Dave: How deep is your pool?
[2026-06-02 19:09:00] Sam Willis: It gets pretty deep
[2026-06-02 19:09:00] Sam Willis: Like 15 feet maybe?
[2026-06-02 19:10:00] Dave: Oh wow
[2026-06-02 19:10:00] Dave: Nice
[2026-06-02 19:11:00] Sam Willis: You can dive and jump off the slide/waterfall thingy and do flips lol
[2026-06-02 19:15:00] Dave: Awesome
[2026-06-02 20:27:00] Dave: Omg
[2026-06-02 20:28:00] Dave: Guess who’s stuffed fat ass is going to bed before it’s even dark outside 🤦♂️ and 😊
[2026-06-02 20:29:00] Dave: I’m so tired… but I know I’ll wake up in like 3 hours FULL of excess energy from all the chicken and rice lol
[2026-06-02 20:30:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-06-02 20:31:00] Dave: And also, goodnight love 💕
[2026-06-02 20:32:00] Sam Willis: Just leaving Costco.
[2026-06-02 20:32:00] Sam Willis: Good night baby! I love you.
[2026-06-02 20:33:00] Sam Willis: Enjoy a long night of sleep!
[2026-06-02 20:34:00] Dave: Eeeeeeeee!
[2026-06-02 20:34:00] Sam Willis: EEEEEE!!!!!
[2026-06-02 20:35:00] Dave: 6:30…. What do you think we’ll be doing in one week from right now
[2026-06-02 20:36:00] Sam Willis: Watching our movie and drinking!!!
[2026-06-02 20:36:00] Dave: This early??
[2026-06-02 20:36:00] Dave: What time does it get dark there?
[2026-06-02 20:37:00] Sam Willis: About 8
[2026-06-02 20:37:00] Dave: Never? lol
[2026-06-02 20:37:00] Sam Willis: Uh yea. We will be in 😂
[2026-06-02 20:37:00] Dave: You can’t have a movie night when it’s still light out
[2026-06-02 20:37:00] Dave: Everybody knows that
[2026-06-02 20:38:00] Sam Willis: Wait and see
[2026-06-02 20:38:00] Dave: It isn’t called movie “afternoon”
[2026-06-02 20:38:00] Dave: Fair point
[2026-06-02 20:38:00] Sam Willis: Bitch you’re going to bed at 830!!! You have no room to talk lol
[2026-06-02 20:38:00] Sam Willis: 🙄🙄
[2026-06-02 20:39:00] Dave: But I’ll have a good reason to stay… up 😏
[2026-06-02 20:39:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-06-02 20:40:00] Dave: Ok, nite nite baby
[2026-06-02 20:40:00] Dave: I love you 😘
[2026-06-02 20:40:00] Sam Willis: Sweet dreams baby I love you!
(missing Obey)
(missing Odyssey)
(missing Pulse)
DAY OVERVIEW A playful morning, with teasing about a kitten gif, led into a sexually charged midday, where fantasies and plans for the future were shared. The evening was more tender, filled with expressions of love and anticipation for their upcoming time together.
TOPIC INVENTORY - Morning Routine: Dave speaks about his boring morning, mentioning his McMuffin breakfast. - Sleep Habits: Both Dave and Sam discuss their sleep patterns, with Dave mentioning he needs to sleep well. - Work: Sam talks about her job, working from home, and dealing with difficult coworkers. - Personal Interests: Dave mentions listening to an audiobook. - Hobbies: Sam mentions fostering a dog and going to Costco. - Future Plans: They discuss their upcoming time together, including a movie night and a visit from Dave.
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Dave describes a fantasy where Sam is hovering over him, guiding his lubricated cock into her ass. - They tease each other about a potential larger butt plug, with Dave offering to order one. - Dave shares a Reddit link with a sexual innuendo, suggesting he posted it for Sam.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Dave leads with affectionate and playful messages in the morning. - Sam is more vulnerable, expressing her frustrations with work and the job market. - Both express their love and longing for each other, with Dave being affectionate and supportive. - There is a playful power dynamic, with Dave teasing Sam about her energy drinks and her potential pregnancy.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "You are so incredibly hot." — Dave, expressing his attraction. - "I often leave those out as a given but they’re equally important parts of what makes you so incredible." — Dave, listing Sam's qualities. - "You mentioned though about how bright it is and that was something else I was going to tell you." — Sam, discussing the sunlight in her room. - "I love the real you." — Dave, showing his appreciation for Sam's genuine self. - "I’m hard af from recounting that." — Dave, describing his physical reaction to their fantasy. - "ONE WEEK!!! EEEEE!!" — Sam, excited about their upcoming time together. - "Your big, delicious cock hopefully." — Sam, anticipating their future intimacy.
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved: Dave's suggestion of a larger butt plug and their future sexual activities. - Plans: Dave's upcoming visit and their movie night. - Emotional Thread: Their anticipation and longing for each other. - Running Joke: Teasing about the kitten gif.
MOOD MAP Playful morning → Sexually charged midday → Tender evening
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Humor, Status update.
Partial analysis
Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.
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Messages exchanged
322
58.0 more; previous daily average 264.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
29
1.7 more; previous daily average 27.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 156 · 48% | 166 · 52% |
| Average reply time | 1m 25s (n=79) | 2m 43s (n=79) |
| Conversation starts | 1 of 1 · 100% | 0 of 1 · 0% |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 25s (n=79). 48% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 42s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 454 historical observations).
- Sam Willis replying to Dave: 2m 43s (n=79). 2% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 45s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 450 historical observations).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.
Dave's initiation share: 100.0%; 41.7 percentage points higher than the pooled historical share 58.3% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 12 historical opportunities).
Average session duration: 5m 25s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.4%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Notable changes
- Message volume: 22% higher than the previous daily average of 264.0 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).
- Average Response Time — Dave Replying To Sam Willis: 48% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 42s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 454 historical observations).
Conversation rhythm
Recorded messages per actual hourly interval, in America/Chicago.
Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 322 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Humor (40), Status update (29), Affection (18), Flirting (15), Frustration (14)
- Sam Willis: Humor (32), Status update (22), Excitement (16), Frustration (16), Affection (13)
Tension and positive follow-ups
16 of 26 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (62%).
10 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.
These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.
Follow-up timing and definitions
A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.
Average time to positive follow-up: 41s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.
Episode evidence
Showing 3 of 26 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.
Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I can absolutely not wait to see, especially after seeing your lovely face on Whatever that thing called yesterday FaceTime Face name Yeah Looking forward to seeing you I hope you slep…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Actually, one more thing like literally this week something has changed with the fucking summer solstice or whatever because like the sun went from Like being all right to being directly in my face and like…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, ok, not a kitten. But yeah that’s it
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Its fur is all messed up
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
Hehehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭😭😭
Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ewwwwwww
- Context · · Dave
What if you wait and we take it together?!
- Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave
Welp… I’m bored and ready for a nap
- Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis
lol I hear you
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you eat your breakfast
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
289 of 322 messages (89.8%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 143 / 156 | 91.7% |
| Sam Willis | 146 / 166 | 88.0% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.87 |
| Appreciation | 0.82 |
| Boundary setting | 0.70 |
| Checking in | 0.73 |
| Deep sharing | 0.75 |
| Disagreement | 0.60 |
| Emotional support | 0.70 |
| Encouragement | 0.74 |
| Excitement | 0.78 |
| Flirting | 0.76 |
| Frustration | 0.66 |
| Humor | 0.72 |
| Passive aggression | 0.60 |
| Planning | 0.74 |
| Request | 0.70 |
| Sexting | 0.83 |
| Status update | 0.63 |
| Unmet need | 0.90 |
| Vulnerability | 0.67 |
- Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-09-16 07:36:28
- Schema: 1.4.0
Supporting messages
Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.
Affection
Showing 3 of 31 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.88 · confidence 0.782
- Context · · Dave
Yessssss! I can’t wait either!
- Context · · Dave
You are so incredibly hot 🥵
- Detected signal · · Dave
And smart and funny and clever and compassionate.. I often leave those out as a given but they’re equally important parts of what makes you so incredible 🥰
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I can absolutely not wait to see, especially after seeing your lovely face on Whatever that thing called yesterday FaceTime Face name Yeah Looking forward to seeing you I hope you slep…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
score 0.89 · confidence 0.7735
- Context · · Dave
You are so incredibly hot 🥵
- Context · · Dave
And smart and funny and clever and compassionate.. I often leave those out as a given but they’re equally important parts of what makes you so incredible 🥰
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I can absolutely not wait to see, especially after seeing your lovely face on Whatever that thing called yesterday FaceTime Face name Yeah Looking forward to seeing you I hope you slep…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Actually, one more thing like literally this week something has changed with the fucking summer solstice or whatever because like the sun went from Like being all right to being directly in my face and like…
score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Actually, one more thing like literally this week something has changed with the fucking summer solstice or whatever because like the sun went from Like being all right to being directly in my face and like…
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
I like when you use the kitten gif
Appreciation
Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.782
- Context · · Dave
Yeah. It was great. But I think that’s why it’s nap time
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh I’m sure it is!! lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I love you and your daily affirmations. You are soooo genuinely sweet and adorable and loving
- Context · · Sam Willis
You make a very grumpy me still smile and feel all warm inside
- Context · · Sam Willis
Every morning
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
You make a very grumpy me still smile and feel all warm inside
- Context · · Sam Willis
Every morning
- Detected signal · · Dave
Thanks baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
Even when I hate life
- Context · · Sam Willis
Which is every morning
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Sigh
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
I love the real you
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re the best baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
🫠🫠
Boundary setting
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
We will see
- Context · · Dave
Ooooh you wanna just edge each other all afternoon? 😈
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
NO PROMISES
- Context · · Sam Willis
The orgasm that day/night though was 🤯
- Context · · Dave
https://www.reddit.com/user/GovernYouAfterDark/comments/1tupsss/good_luck/?seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From GovernYouAfterDark's profile on Reddit: Good luck Posted by GovernYouAfterDark - 1 vote and 0 comments
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
We will wait until you get here
- Context · · Dave
Just answer the question please
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Dont spend any more money!
- Context · · Dave
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Look at me!! Doing the lord’s work down here 🥹
Checking in
Showing 3 of 21 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
I like when you use the kitten gif
- Context · · Sam Willis
Can we please sleep until 10am when you’re here? Every day
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Kitten??
- Context · · Dave
Uhh duh
- Context · · Dave
There’s a gif with a fucked up looking kitten that you use sometimes
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
lol, gotcha
- Context · · Sam Willis
Baby, I’m so tired
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Can someone die from being so tired
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t even know
- Context · · Dave
Or just STILL tired?
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
I don’t even know
- Context · · Dave
Or just STILL tired?
- Detected signal · · Dave
Didn’t sleep well?
- Context · · Dave
How about you stop and get that pregnancy test today 😅
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ewwww
Deep sharing
Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love you and your daily affirmations. You are soooo genuinely sweet and adorable and loving
- Context · · Sam Willis
You make a very grumpy me still smile and feel all warm inside
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Every morning
- Context · · Dave
Thanks baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
Even when I hate life
score 0.90 · confidence 0.782
- Context · · Sam Willis
I seriously cannot wait to cuddle
- Context · · Dave
I know! I’m so ready to squeeze you
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
And to have your arms around me and for me to just fit right in them and to feel so warm and cozy and to sleeeepppp 😅
- Context · · Dave
Lmao
- Context · · Dave
You’re just excited to sleep well
Disagreement
Showing 3 of 4 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
If it doesn’t look like copilot wrote it shitily then they’ve wasted money
- Context · · Sam Willis
I hope they have wasted their money
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I hope all these big corporations are in the fucking red this year
- Context · · Sam Willis
Thanks FB for depressing the fuck out of me!!! 😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
Fun fact: I felt super fat on that trip
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
During ABSTINENCE WEEK
- Context · · Dave
Hehehe
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Rude
- Context · · Dave
I mean… you asked
- Context · · Sam Willis
To tease me
score 0.60 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
We will see
- Context · · Dave
Ooooh you wanna just edge each other all afternoon? 😈
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
NO PROMISES
- Context · · Sam Willis
The orgasm that day/night though was 🤯
- Context · · Dave
https://www.reddit.com/user/GovernYouAfterDark/comments/1tupsss/good_luck/?seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From GovernYouAfterDark's profile on Reddit: Good luck Posted by GovernYouAfterDark - 1 vote and 0 comments
Emotional support
Showing 3 of 13 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.72 · confidence 0.646
- Context · · Dave
You are so incredibly hot 🥵
- Context · · Dave
And smart and funny and clever and compassionate.. I often leave those out as a given but they’re equally important parts of what makes you so incredible 🥰
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I can absolutely not wait to see, especially after seeing your lovely face on Whatever that thing called yesterday FaceTime Face name Yeah Looking forward to seeing you I hope you slep…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Actually, one more thing like literally this week something has changed with the fucking summer solstice or whatever because like the sun went from Like being all right to being directly in my face and like…
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Its fur is all messed up
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehehe
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
😭😭😭
- Context · · Sam Willis
That one is like “I just woke up” the first one I used is like “I’m so fucking tired”
- Context · · Dave
lol, gotcha
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh I’m sure it is!! lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love you and your daily affirmations. You are soooo genuinely sweet and adorable and loving
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
You make a very grumpy me still smile and feel all warm inside
- Context · · Sam Willis
Every morning
- Context · · Dave
Thanks baby
Encouragement
Showing 3 of 7 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
🫠🫠
- Context · · Sam Willis
You’re so patient and loving and kind and…tolerant of my bullshit 😅
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s not as hard as you think. You’re pretty awesome too, which you don’t give yourself credit for
- Context · · Dave
My work husband is in office today and coming up to see me
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omggggg
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you going to hug
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg!!!
- Detected signal · · Dave
It’s possible
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’m shooketh
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Imma need some alcohol before anal though. It’s been a hot minute
- Context · · Sam Willis
🥵
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahaha, we don’t have to do it… it’s a big ask lol 😉
- Context · · Sam Willis
I know we don’t have to, but I probably will want to
- Context · · Dave
Well in that case, yes please. But I just wanted you to know it’s not an expectation ❤️
Excitement
Showing 3 of 22 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yessssss! I can’t wait either!
- Context · · Dave
You are so incredibly hot 🥵
- Context · · Dave
And smart and funny and clever and compassionate.. I often leave those out as a given but they’re equally important parts of what makes you so incredible 🥰
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think no, but try at your own risk…😂
- Context · · Dave
Idk… I might wfh tomorrow
- Detected signal · · Dave
I didn’t know that!!
- Context · · Dave
Oh are Chris and Brian measuring up?!
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, they’re like women lmao
score 0.85 · confidence 0.97
- Context · · Dave
It’s not as hard as you think. You’re pretty awesome too, which you don’t give yourself credit for
- Context · · Dave
My work husband is in office today and coming up to see me
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Omggggg
- Context · · Sam Willis
Are you going to hug
- Context · · Sam Willis
Omg!!!
Flirting
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score 0.85 · confidence 0.765
- Context · · Dave
Yessssss! I can’t wait either!
- Detected signal · · Dave
You are so incredibly hot 🥵
- Context · · Dave
And smart and funny and clever and compassionate.. I often leave those out as a given but they’re equally important parts of what makes you so incredible 🥰
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I can absolutely not wait to see, especially after seeing your lovely face on Whatever that thing called yesterday FaceTime Face name Yeah Looking forward to seeing you I hope you slep…
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Dave
Yessssss! I can’t wait either!
- Context · · Dave
You are so incredibly hot 🥵
- Detected signal · · Dave
And smart and funny and clever and compassionate.. I often leave those out as a given but they’re equally important parts of what makes you so incredible 🥰
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I can absolutely not wait to see, especially after seeing your lovely face on Whatever that thing called yesterday FaceTime Face name Yeah Looking forward to seeing you I hope you slep…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
score 0.90 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Will you still be mad?
- Context · · Dave
How do you not have blackout curtains?!
- Detected signal · · Dave
What if I wake you up with my dick?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think no, but try at your own risk…😂
- Context · · Dave
Idk… I might wfh tomorrow
Frustration
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I can absolutely not wait to see, especially after seeing your lovely face on Whatever that thing called yesterday FaceTime Face name Yeah Looking forward to seeing you I hope you slep…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Actually, one more thing like literally this week something has changed with the fucking summer solstice or whatever because like the sun went from Like being all right to being directly in my face and like…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, ok, not a kitten. But yeah that’s it
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Detected signal · · Dave
Its fur is all messed up
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehehe
- Context · · Sam Willis
😭😭😭
score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ewwwwwww
- Context · · Dave
What if you wait and we take it together?!
- Detected signal · · Dave
Welp… I’m bored and ready for a nap
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol I hear you
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you eat your breakfast
Humor
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Can we please sleep until 10am when you’re here? Every day
- Context · · Sam Willis
Kitten??
- Detected signal · · Dave
Uhh duh
- Context · · Dave
There’s a gif with a fucked up looking kitten that you use sometimes
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, ok, not a kitten. But yeah that’s it
score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999
- Context · · Sam Willis
Kitten??
- Context · · Dave
Uhh duh
- Detected signal · · Dave
There’s a gif with a fucked up looking kitten that you use sometimes
- Context · · Dave
Hahaha, ok, not a kitten. But yeah that’s it
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Dave
Uhh duh
- Context · · Dave
There’s a gif with a fucked up looking kitten that you use sometimes
- Detected signal · · Dave
Hahaha, ok, not a kitten. But yeah that’s it
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
Its fur is all messed up
Passive aggression
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Dave
Fair point
- Context · · Sam Willis
Bitch you’re going to bed at 830!!! You have no room to talk lol
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
🙄🙄
- Context · · Dave
But I’ll have a good reason to stay… up 😏
- Context · · Sam Willis
Hehehe
Planning
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
- Context · · Dave
I like when you use the kitten gif
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Can we please sleep until 10am when you’re here? Every day
- Context · · Sam Willis
Kitten??
- Context · · Dave
Uhh duh
score 0.68 · confidence 0.612
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂😂😂
- Context · · Sam Willis
Ewwwwwww
- Detected signal · · Dave
What if you wait and we take it together?!
- Context · · Dave
Welp… I’m bored and ready for a nap
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol I hear you
score 0.70 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
What if I wake you up with my dick?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think no, but try at your own risk…😂
- Detected signal · · Dave
Idk… I might wfh tomorrow
- Context · · Dave
I didn’t know that!!
- Context · · Dave
Oh are Chris and Brian measuring up?!
Request
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What time is it there 920? How many energy drinks are you on 12 I feel like you've had two right now so let me know but I hope you get a little bit of energy back. I don't even know what to say. I'm still so gru…
- Context · · Dave
2
- Detected signal · · Dave
I could use another one
- Context · · Dave
I’m fighting sleep
- Context · · Dave
And how CAN you sleep in when it’s that bright
Sexting
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score 0.85 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Dave
Will you still be mad?
- Context · · Dave
How do you not have blackout curtains?!
- Detected signal · · Dave
What if I wake you up with my dick?
- Context · · Sam Willis
I think no, but try at your own risk…😂
- Context · · Dave
Idk… I might wfh tomorrow
score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Dave
It was because of you actually
- Context · · Sam Willis
What do you mean?!?
- Detected signal · · Dave
I couldn’t get to sleep because all I could think of was you hovering over top of me and reaching down and guiding my lubed up cock into your ass, then sliding aaaaaall the way down, THEN I could feel you sliding the dildo into your pussy.
- Context · · Dave
Just normal stuff
- Context · · Sam Willis
What the!!! 🥵🥵
score 0.75 · confidence 0.75
- Context · · Dave
I couldn’t get to sleep because all I could think of was you hovering over top of me and reaching down and guiding my lubed up cock into your ass, then sliding aaaaaall the way down, THEN I could feel you sliding the dildo into your pussy.
- Context · · Dave
Just normal stuff
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
What the!!! 🥵🥵
- Context · · Sam Willis
Yea yea
- Context · · Sam Willis
During ABSTINENCE WEEK
Status update
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score 0.60 · confidence 0.61
- Context · · Dave
And smart and funny and clever and compassionate.. I often leave those out as a given but they’re equally important parts of what makes you so incredible 🥰
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I can absolutely not wait to see, especially after seeing your lovely face on Whatever that thing called yesterday FaceTime Face name Yeah Looking forward to seeing you I hope you slep…
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Actually, one more thing like literally this week something has changed with the fucking summer solstice or whatever because like the sun went from Like being all right to being directly in my face and like…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
Detector evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
score 0.60 · confidence 0.7
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I can absolutely not wait to see, especially after seeing your lovely face on Whatever that thing called yesterday FaceTime Face name Yeah Looking forward to seeing you I hope you slep…
- Context · · Dave
Audio Message.caf
- Detected signal · · Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Actually, one more thing like literally this week something has changed with the fucking summer solstice or whatever because like the sun went from Like being all right to being directly in my face and like…
- Context · · Sam Willis
Morning baby
- Context · · Sam Willis
<no text>
score 0.80 · confidence 0.9
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you eat your breakfast
- Context · · Sam Willis
I still need to get into the shower. I am strugglingggggg
- Detected signal · · Dave
Yeah. It was great. But I think that’s why it’s nap time
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh I’m sure it is!! lol
- Context · · Sam Willis
I love you and your daily affirmations. You are soooo genuinely sweet and adorable and loving
Unmet need
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score 0.90 · confidence 0.95
- Context · · Sam Willis
But it is ASS
- Context · · Sam Willis
I’ve probs applied to 20 places
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I’m worthy of a fucking email back
- Context · · Sam Willis
😂😂😂
- Context · · Sam Willis
I KNOW MY WORTH
Vulnerability
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score 0.70 · confidence 0.8
- Context · · Sam Willis
lol I hear you
- Context · · Sam Willis
Did you eat your breakfast
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
I still need to get into the shower. I am strugglingggggg
- Context · · Dave
Yeah. It was great. But I think that’s why it’s nap time
- Context · · Sam Willis
Oh I’m sure it is!! lol
score 0.80 · confidence 0.85
- Context · · Sam Willis
Every morning
- Context · · Dave
Thanks baby
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Even when I hate life
- Context · · Sam Willis
Which is every morning
- Context · · Dave
That means soo much to me 🥰
score 0.75 · confidence 0.68
- Context · · Sam Willis
Which is every morning
- Context · · Dave
That means soo much to me 🥰
- Detected signal · · Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning What time is it there 920? How many energy drinks are you on 12 I feel like you've had two right now so let me know but I hope you get a little bit of energy back. I don't even know what to say. I'm still so gru…
- Context · · Dave
2
- Context · · Dave
I could use another one