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[2026-05-26 00:03:00] Sam Willis: My last two sick days were 3/27 and 4/29 soooo this absolutely tracks lol. I might just not work tomorrow. Fuck it ☺️ hope you’re sleeping well baby ❤️
[2026-05-26 06:45:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you do call in today Wish I could God it's going back to work feels like fucking After working from my home last week I really do not feel like too ass But that's all right so yeah, so 327 429. What are we looking at? I'm not gonna touch my phone fucking Cancel the recording what is today's date is probably getting close to that 20s So I guess that's the indicator for the Apex of your What would be your menstrual cycle week for menstrual week or whatever days this week to call in sick? That's a good indicator if that's what that is Yeah, I should be like mine. My tracking should be pretty close then. Yeah, I slept really well last night but still I wanted to wake up Can we work two weeks though two weeks from today? Are we getting ready to hop on a plane and that's gonna be pretty awesome I cannot wait to see you. I can't wait to talk to you today. You're the last thing I thought about before I went to sleep. And the first thing I thought about waking up, which always brightens my day It doesn't break my base. I can't drive to big ass cars for themselves. You don't need it goddamn giant expedition, piece of shit whatever Sorry, something fucking soccer a school bus size SUV that she couldn't like Maneuver around the intersection Pretty You are oh God you're so hot. I hope you seriously gain like 10 pounds and I hope you don't lose the best because I'm seriously just don't know how gain so much weight it's like my body know somebody's gonna see me naked pretty soon so it's like better. Even with like running that much badly And I feel like I got lost any weight. In fact I've gotten some I'm gonna actually weigh myself but like just from like looking at myself. So I don't know we'll see I'll see what happens but if you've gained a bunch of weight then So stop going to the gym keep eating Oreos and ice cream And We can roll our fat asses together without it So yeah We just keep our clothes on Like that one guy used to never took a shirt off If you have a full day Oh God Going on here looking forward to checking in and seeing if everything is all right with Armstrong on your end It is on my end Don't take your assessment I gotta concentrate on one thing this morning No, you're good Can't wait to hear your voice sweetheart, and I hope you take the day off Feel great eventually And I'll talk to you soon OK bye
[2026-05-26 07:22:00] Sam Willis: Good morning handsome. I’m taking a sick day and going back to bed. I love you lots! Talk to you in a bit. Hope you’re enjoying the empty office 😩
[2026-05-26 08:31:00] Sam Willis: Why am I like this
[2026-05-26 08:31:00] Sam Willis: I’m so grumpy
[2026-05-26 08:31:00] Sam Willis: lol
[2026-05-26 08:32:00] Dave: I’m having a day myself
[2026-05-26 08:33:00] Dave: I can barely keep my eyes open 🥱
[2026-05-26 08:34:00] Sam Willis: Sorry baby. Did you not sleep well or is it just work/office boredom?
[2026-05-26 08:34:00] Sam Willis: I’m going to analyze my sick time later. Like have I ALWAYS felt like I want to kill someone while also never wanting to leave my bed, once a month? Or maybe only since my IUD? Maybe going back on the pill would make me less insane. Maybe
[2026-05-26 08:35:00] Sam Willis: Have you had 2 monsters yet?
[2026-05-26 08:35:00] Sam Willis: 🤭
[2026-05-26 08:36:00] Dave: I slept great! And, ofc I’m bored… but I’m also actually tired.
[2026-05-26 08:36:00] Sam Willis: Only like 4.5 more hrs to go!
[2026-05-26 08:36:00] Dave: I think the pill usually has worse side effects?
[2026-05-26 08:38:00] Sam Willis: It depends on the person. Whooooo knows. I was on the pill though for almost 20 yrs.
[2026-05-26 08:41:00] Sam Willis: Sorry you’re so tired!! I know that’s such a drag
[2026-05-26 08:42:00] Dave: Hahaha, ikr! I ain’t telling you nothing about shitty morning 🤭
[2026-05-26 10:45:00] Sam Willis: Good lord I’ve been so in and out
[2026-05-26 10:47:00] Sam Willis: It’s like I’ve been having fever dreams
[2026-05-26 11:18:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: Oh my God OK I just listened to your message. I've been. Barely alive where are you? By the way what are you doing? Why are your notifications silenced normally when you're taking a nap? So what you doing? Anyway, oh my God So Oh God, all the things all right so it's funny that you talked about like leaving your shirt on or leaving our shirts on dude all I wanna do. It's just wear oversize clothing whenever you're here because I feel I feel the same way. I'm like what is going on. I think it totally depends on my cycle though I really feel like how bloated I feel and so anyway when you're here, maybe I'll feel hotter but right now I do not But yes, we can keep our shirts on that. That's totally fine, dear you know what happens and I'm sure you were not fat. Sure, you look fabulous but yeah, both of our eating. I mean it's not ideal. And both of us have room for improvement in our diet department Anyway, so you mentioned some soccer mom driving this thing that's like to big that reminds me so I think a part of the reason I couldn't fall asleep last night is cause obviously I'm stressed thinking about cross country move But low-key calm down but OK what I think I'm gonna do is rent an RV not like a huge ass RV but one we're like all seven animals can comfortably be in it And I'm gonna drive the RV cross country yeah and then I definitely don't trust myself to tow my car myself so in a amazing world I would have family Or a friend come and drive it behind me or otherwise I'm gonna have to tow it and that's gonna kind of suck so Anyway, I think though that's like my best option though we're getting all seven animals Is getting an RV So yeah, anyway I'm a little bit excited that I have that plan but I'm also like holy fuck like I'm gonna get a driver anyway am I gonna be able to drive this RV? It'll be fine so apartment feels like I need to go like check out some. I'll wait. I know I need to. I'm getting ahead of myself, but I just feel like. I need a plan so anyway the other thing is, I was trying just to simply do some just to simply get a prequalification, not even a preapproval just a prequel for a mortgage last night and kept trying and kept trying to realize that I had frozen all my credit Credit you know with all three of the bureaus so I had to find my logins unfreeze all of those and then it still wasn't working, so I'm gonna be getting a bunch of calls from the various places that I was trying at so like I already got a call and an email from US Bank this morning being like oh yeah let's get going on your mortgage process Like fuck I just wanted to like check this out online, but I don't know why it's not working but anyway the crazy part is I have no memory of me freezing my credit none but I guess I did anyhow so All right I Think that was the majority of what I was gonna say for now so Try not to feel guilty about not working God OK bye
[2026-05-26 11:55:00] Sam Willis: Daveeeee are you alive
[2026-05-26 12:06:00] Dave: I came home and went to bed 🤭
[2026-05-26 12:06:00] Sam Willis: Did you go home?!
[2026-05-26 12:06:00] Sam Willis: Oh my lol. Good job baby
[2026-05-26 12:06:00] Dave: Just woke
[2026-05-26 12:06:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-05-26 12:06:00] Sam Willis: WHERE ARE YOU
[2026-05-26 12:06:00] Sam Willis: I THOUGHT YOU DIED
[2026-05-26 12:06:00] Dave: You inspired me
[2026-05-26 12:07:00] Sam Willis: Were you just like yeaaa not feeling well. I’m going to bounce?
[2026-05-26 12:08:00] Sam Willis: Damn dude
[2026-05-26 12:08:00] Dave: Drank 2 monsters and a cup of coffee, then came home and slept 2 hours
[2026-05-26 12:08:00] Dave: wtf
[2026-05-26 12:09:00] Sam Willis: Better
[2026-05-26 12:09:00] Dave: How are you feeling?
[2026-05-26 12:10:00] Sam Willis: My motivation to work is still absolutely nil
[2026-05-26 12:11:00] Dave: Can you see my notifications are silenced?
[2026-05-26 12:11:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-05-26 12:11:00] Sam Willis: That’s why I said you normally only do that when you nap lol
[2026-05-26 12:11:00] Dave: You sound better
[2026-05-26 12:11:00] Sam Willis: That’s why I said you normally only do that when you nap lol
[2026-05-26 12:11:00] Sam Willis: Yes
[2026-05-26 12:11:00] Sam Willis: The dogs are driving me bat shit though. The neighbor is replacing one of their windows so you can see them on the ladder and dogs are losing their minds.
[2026-05-26 12:12:00] Dave: We’re not keeping our shirts on lol 😜
[2026-05-26 12:13:00] Dave: Lmao… driving an rv
[2026-05-26 12:13:00] Dave: Love it
[2026-05-26 12:14:00] Dave: You sound much better actually
[2026-05-26 12:39:00] Sam Willis: Do YOU feel better after your nap?
[2026-05-26 12:40:00] Sam Willis: I feel guilty too 😔
[2026-05-26 12:40:00] Dave: Idk what was up
[2026-05-26 12:40:00] Dave: I was feeling like a zombie this morning
[2026-05-26 12:40:00] Dave: Yeah, actually.
[2026-05-26 12:40:00] Dave: I’m feeling a little guilty, like I’m playing hooky. But I feel alive again lol.
[2026-05-26 12:41:00] Sam Willis: Atleast you actually went in this morning
[2026-05-26 12:41:00] Dave: Oh I don’t feel guilty enough for a 😞…
[2026-05-26 12:42:00] Sam Willis: I just filled out an app online for a mortgage so I’m happy to get that ball rolling
[2026-05-26 12:42:00] Dave: Yeah fuck that
[2026-05-26 12:42:00] Dave: Don’t even bother
[2026-05-26 12:42:00] Sam Willis: I have too much anxiety to check my work phone
[2026-05-26 12:43:00] Sam Willis: I’m stressed. I feel like there’s a million things I need to do. And I don’t even have a new job 😂 I should just be focusing on the here and now. But blahhh
[2026-05-26 12:43:00] Dave: There’s nothing going on at work that can’t wait
[2026-05-26 12:44:00] Sam Willis: I need to make a list
[2026-05-26 12:44:00] Sam Willis: Eeeee
[2026-05-26 12:44:00] Sam Willis: I gotta figure out how to repair all the baseboards that puppies have chewed 😭😭
[2026-05-26 12:45:00] Dave: True
[2026-05-26 12:45:00] Dave: There’s no sense in stressing out over any of the other stuff yet
[2026-05-26 12:45:00] Dave: There’s no sense in stressing out over any of the other stuff yet
[2026-05-26 12:45:00] Dave: Yeah I think you should probably just focus on the job thing.
[2026-05-26 12:45:00] Sam Willis: But I’m just waiting to hear back sooooo my mind has to focus on other things in the meantime! 😝
[2026-05-26 12:45:00] Dave: Yeah I think you should probably just focus on the job thing.
[2026-05-26 12:54:00] Sam Willis: So whatcha gonna do the rest of the day?
[2026-05-26 12:55:00] Dave: Hbu?
[2026-05-26 12:55:00] Dave: Probably nothing productive
[2026-05-26 12:55:00] Sam Willis: I dunnnoooo. I should get up and be productive 😭
[2026-05-26 12:55:00] Dave: Idk...
[2026-05-26 12:56:00] Dave: I’m really trying not to get cookies lol
[2026-05-26 12:56:00] Sam Willis: Dont you already have snacks at home?
[2026-05-26 12:56:00] Dave: No
[2026-05-26 13:07:00] Sam Willis: You don’t wanna go out for a run today? Hehehe jk
[2026-05-26 13:08:00] Sam Willis: Oooo!! Go you!
[2026-05-26 13:08:00] Dave: I mean, NO… I don’w wanna go
[2026-05-26 13:08:00] Dave: It’s on my mind
[2026-05-26 13:08:00] Dave: ….idk
[2026-05-26 13:08:00] Sam Willis: You’ll do it!! 💪💪
[2026-05-26 13:08:00] Dave: But it has crossed my mind
[2026-05-26 13:09:00] Dave: Nice!
[2026-05-26 13:09:00] Sam Willis: Don’t wanna go at all
[2026-05-26 13:09:00] Sam Willis: I signed up for class tonight.
[2026-05-26 13:09:00] Dave: Good for you
[2026-05-26 13:09:00] Sam Willis: Maybe I won’t
[2026-05-26 13:09:00] Dave: But I appreciate the enthusiasm
[2026-05-26 13:42:00] Sam Willis: Did I tell you my friend made me a whole loaf of sourdough bread? I’m very pleased lol
[2026-05-26 13:43:00] Dave: No
[2026-05-26 13:43:00] Dave: That was pretty awesome!
[2026-05-26 13:44:00] Dave: Except for how sourdough is gross lol
[2026-05-26 13:45:00] Sam Willis: Ummmm Excuse me
[2026-05-26 13:45:00] Dave: You heard me, bitch
[2026-05-26 13:47:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-05-26 13:47:00] Dave: Obviously
[2026-05-26 13:47:00] Sam Willis: We aren’t perfect for each other
[2026-05-26 13:48:00] Sam Willis: actually. I don’t love sourdough either hehe but I’ll still eat it.
[2026-05-26 13:48:00] Dave: O B V I O U S L Y
[2026-05-26 13:48:00] Sam Willis: OBVI
[2026-05-26 13:49:00] Sam Willis: Yea, same
[2026-05-26 13:49:00] Dave: I’ve had some that’s ok. I just don’t like really sour sourdough
[2026-05-26 13:51:00] Sam Willis: I just want to be rich enough to charter a yacht. IS THIS SO MUCH TO ASK FOR!
[2026-05-26 13:51:00] Dave: Totally reasonable
[2026-05-26 13:52:00] Sam Willis: Hahaha
[2026-05-26 13:52:00] Sam Willis: Dudeeee
[2026-05-26 13:52:00] Dave: I just stood up to go get ready for a run… And then was like… maybe I’ll take another nap
[2026-05-26 13:52:00] Sam Willis: Do you think you and I let our moods impact each other? Are we codependent in that way?
[2026-05-26 13:53:00] Dave: I have wondered this tbh
[2026-05-26 13:53:00] Sam Willis: I am definitely codependent. Like, historically.
[2026-05-26 13:54:00] Dave: I do feel like there might be some correlation between you feeling bad and me also feeling bad
[2026-05-26 13:54:00] Dave: I don’t really get sympathy anxiety
[2026-05-26 13:54:00] Sam Willis: Or do you get anxious too, on behalf of my anxiety?
[2026-05-26 13:54:00] Dave: In general
[2026-05-26 13:54:00] Sam Willis: Bad in like…the depressed way?
[2026-05-26 13:55:00] Sam Willis: Sir I’M not the one going to take ANOTHER nap
[2026-05-26 13:55:00] Dave: Get your shit together ffs
[2026-05-26 13:55:00] Dave: So look…
[2026-05-26 13:55:00] Dave: Yeah, I think it’s possible
[2026-05-26 13:55:00] Sam Willis: I don’t feel like you do either
[2026-05-26 13:55:00] Sam Willis: But I do feel like you get sympathy “blah”
[2026-05-26 13:56:00] Sam Willis: I’m vacuuming the house!
[2026-05-26 13:56:00] Dave: Well I wouldn’t be taking a nap either if we hand’t been so grumpy all weekend…
[2026-05-26 13:57:00] Dave: BOOM
[2026-05-26 13:57:00] Sam Willis: I feel like the grumpiness didn’t hit until..Sunday? Maybe? Maybe yesterday?
[2026-05-26 13:57:00] Sam Willis: I hate you
[2026-05-26 13:57:00] Sam Willis: Hmmm I’ve been feeling the push/pull of blah vs productivity though since like last Wed
[2026-05-26 13:57:00] Dave: I’m pretty sure you were grumpy since like, Wednesday
[2026-05-26 13:57:00] Sam Willis: LOLOL
[2026-05-26 13:58:00] Sam Willis: That was like too much
[2026-05-26 13:58:00] Sam Willis: It was Kai’s graduation.
[2026-05-26 13:58:00] Dave: I think that tracks
[2026-05-26 13:58:00] Dave: Yeah, for sure
[2026-05-26 13:58:00] Dave: Nailed it
[2026-05-26 13:59:00] Sam Willis: Well then I’ve been in this funk for far too long 😭
[2026-05-26 13:59:00] Sam Willis: Are you going to take your nap or your run?
[2026-05-26 13:59:00] Sam Willis: We shall see
[2026-05-26 13:59:00] Dave: I could voice earlier
[2026-05-26 13:59:00] Dave: I think you’re coming out of it
[2026-05-26 14:00:00] Dave: I might just watch tv
[2026-05-26 14:00:00] Dave: Idk if I’m going to do either
[2026-05-26 14:00:00] Sam Willis: thennnnnn do the nap 🤪
[2026-05-26 14:00:00] Sam Willis: DO THE RUN
[2026-05-26 14:00:00] Dave: Ehhh
[2026-05-26 14:01:00] Dave: Tty when I get back
[2026-05-26 14:01:00] Dave: Ok fuck it
[2026-05-26 14:01:00] Dave: Uuuuuuuuuugh
[2026-05-26 14:01:00] Dave: If I don’t die
[2026-05-26 14:01:00] Dave: I’m going to run
[2026-05-26 14:02:00] Dave: K byeeeee
[2026-05-26 14:02:00] Dave: Or kill myself instead
[2026-05-26 14:08:00] Sam Willis: YASSSSS!!!
[2026-05-26 14:08:00] Sam Willis: Good job you. So proud.
[2026-05-26 14:49:00] Dave: HATE HATE DIE HATE KILL DIE
[2026-05-26 14:50:00] Dave: Idk about that
[2026-05-26 14:50:00] Dave: But thanks
[2026-05-26 14:50:00] Sam Willis: You crushed it!
[2026-05-26 14:51:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-05-26 14:51:00] Sam Willis: Do you feel good though? After you got over your initial rage? Hehe
[2026-05-26 14:51:00] Dave: SHUT UP
[2026-05-26 14:51:00] Dave: NO
[2026-05-26 14:52:00] Dave: 🤪
[2026-05-26 14:52:00] Dave: Fine… yes 🙄
[2026-05-26 14:52:00] Sam Willis: I know
[2026-05-26 14:53:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-05-26 14:53:00] Dave: Now if I can do that for the next 13 days and eat nothing but chicken breast, maybe… MAYBE, I won’t be a totally fat piece of shit
[2026-05-26 14:54:00] Dave: What are you doing around 4:30?
[2026-05-26 14:54:00] Sam Willis: Your time?
[2026-05-26 14:54:00] Dave: I have to take Greyson to band practice at that time
[2026-05-26 14:55:00] Dave: My time
[2026-05-26 14:55:00] Dave: Yeah, sry
[2026-05-26 14:55:00] Sam Willis: I’m so excited too!!
[2026-05-26 14:55:00] Dave: Dk if I’ve told you lately
[2026-05-26 14:55:00] Dave: Yup
[2026-05-26 14:55:00] Dave: I can’t wait to see you
[2026-05-26 14:55:00] Sam Willis: Sounds good
[2026-05-26 14:55:00] Sam Willis: Nothing. Wanna call me then?
[2026-05-26 14:56:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-05-26 14:56:00] Sam Willis: We are getting so close!
[2026-05-26 14:56:00] Sam Willis: Gonna start abstinence next week?!?
[2026-05-26 14:56:00] Dave: But I’m dying 🤭
[2026-05-26 14:56:00] Dave: Yep 👍
[2026-05-26 14:56:00] Sam Willis: Hehehe
[2026-05-26 14:57:00] Dave: I love that we came up with that
[2026-05-26 15:08:00] Dave: I also love that you like builder bars! Have you tried the Oreo yet?
[2026-05-26 15:09:00] Sam Willis: I have a whole box of them but I haven’t opened them yet!
[2026-05-26 15:09:00] Sam Willis: Surely I’ll love them though.
[2026-05-26 15:10:00] Dave: The peanut butter chocolate ones are def my fav.
[2026-05-26 15:10:00] Sam Willis: Yea I agree that they’re the best of the ones I’ve had too.
[2026-05-26 15:10:00] Dave: But builder bars the best all around protein bar I’ve ever found
[2026-05-26 15:14:00] Sam Willis: Well baby…I’m going to take a nap lol.
[2026-05-26 15:14:00] Sam Willis: I’m still in a funk
[2026-05-26 15:14:00] Dave: Have a great nap sweetie!!
[2026-05-26 15:17:00] Sam Willis: https://admiredleadership.substack.com/p/the-philosophy-of-breaking-people The Philosophy of Breaking People Down Before Building Them Up
[2026-05-26 15:17:00] Sam Willis: While shared hardship increases group bonding, coercive environments, like those found in the military during the tear-down phase, have been shown to reduce creativity, impede candid communication, impair learning, and stifle sound decision-making. Because the approach prioritizes compliance over adaptation, soldiers commonly develop anxiety, depression, and burnout.
[2026-05-26 15:18:00] Sam Willis: Curious if you agree with all this
[2026-05-26 15:41:00] Dave: It feels like the author is reaching for a reason to bash the traditional model. Like a shitty undergrad thesis for a psych class lol. I can see somebody being like fuuuuu.. what am I gonna do this stupid paper abouuuuuut… and coming up with this and just going with it. Because while yes, that type of training may indeed cause those things, the author doesn’t touch on how prevalent that is. More importantly they don’t acknowledge that the goal of this training is to create discipline, cohesion, and resilience, not creativity or personal comfort. They also don’t mention that this type of training has proven successful at its goal of training fighting forces for literally all of human civilization.
[2026-05-26 16:32:00] Sam Willis: But I think it has some truth in that while it works in a military setting, it’s probably not great for the corporate setting
[2026-05-26 16:41:00] Dave: Are you ready?
[2026-05-26 16:41:00] Sam Willis: Are you going to call me!
[2026-05-26 16:41:00] Dave: Just got Greyson out
[2026-05-26 17:30:00] Dave: What’s up with Candice?
[2026-05-26 17:33:00] Sam Willis: Transcription: I was on the phone with her for about 30 minutes. She, she's trying to do set up her own private practice. Meanwhile, she's under a two-year contract with another practice and her psychology today profile went live much earlier than she intended it to and so she basically had to tell them last week or the week before I think it was last week like hey I'm you know I'm trying to set up my own thing, but I still wanna work with you. And so I guess she said yesterday, but yesterday was memorial day so I don't know if she meant last week who knows but anyway her boss and her had like a two hour long call and the boss was basically like You know I am uncomfortable with it. She's like you've only been in practice for five months Candace like you basically like this is a huge risk for you to go out on your own. And like I am very concerned about you doing both not because I think you're gonna be poaching clients but because Your reputation is tied to my practice too and so that just gets really messy, especially if you know something goes south and she was like we are actually amending all of our contracts To basically call out this exact type of thing and basically told Candace like Candace doesn't wanna work five hours a week for five days a week she doesn't wanna go into their office. She wants to do only. And She wants to work like two days a week and Candice was like I just this isn't giving me enough money to like support all the stuff that they have going on and this lady was like you can make money. You just need to put in the work. So can I stand like that so she's basically asking me what I thought she should do and I'm like OK well I'm very different for you. I said, but I knowing you I feel like you would regret not just going for this yourself. But it's already like like is she gonna break her to your contract then that also doesn't look good so she's kind of a pickle But I was like if it doesn't work out on your own after a while then like you can go back to another practice, but she's not getting any benefits from being tied like literally no health benefits anything like that it's just having a funnel to get her clients, which is good, but if she thinks that she can build it up on her own Then I don't know maybe there's no point because you've been making a lot more money so who knows
[2026-05-26 17:37:00] Dave: Hmmm
[2026-05-26 17:38:00] Dave: Going out on her own seems risky with only 5 months experience
[2026-05-26 17:40:00] Sam Willis: I totally agree
[2026-05-26 17:41:00] Sam Willis: But that’s Candace for you
[2026-05-26 17:41:00] Sam Willis: She makes $65 a session whereas she would charge $160 on her own
[2026-05-26 18:41:00] Sam Willis: Yeaaaaa not my best work
[2026-05-26 18:41:00] Dave: 🤭
[2026-05-26 18:41:00] Sam Willis: Finally took off the tape in the room I painted Sunday
[2026-05-26 18:42:00] Sam Willis: That name is highly unfortunate if it’s real 😂
[2026-05-26 18:43:00] Dave: Ikr.. like, use Cox lol
[2026-05-26 20:36:00] Sam Willis: What if I’m just a sad, anxious sloth while you’re here?? 😭
[2026-05-26 20:37:00] Sam Willis: The ABSOLUTE best
[2026-05-26 20:37:00] Dave: Then we can snuggle up on the couch and eat nothing but deserts and watch trash tv the WHOLE TIME
[2026-05-26 20:37:00] Sam Willis: You’re the absolute best
[2026-05-26 20:38:00] Dave: Awe shucks
[2026-05-26 20:38:00] Dave: I think YOU’re the best though
[2026-05-26 20:39:00] Dave: Mmmmm… and spooning you and watching tv for 5 hours straight sounds just as good as everything else we’ve talked about 🥰
[2026-05-26 20:40:00] Sam Willis: I fit right into your arms
[2026-05-26 20:40:00] Sam Willis: You’re the best cuddler EVER
[2026-05-26 20:45:00] Dave: I know!! We’re the perfect size
[2026-05-26 20:45:00] Dave: We fit together like pieces of a puzzle
[2026-05-26 20:45:00] Dave: I can’t wait to insert my pieces into yours 😏
[2026-05-26 20:46:00] Dave: 😜
[2026-05-26 20:46:00] Sam Willis: Hahahaha
[2026-05-26 20:49:00] Dave: What are you up to?
[2026-05-26 20:53:00] Sam Willis: I just went and got subway
[2026-05-26 20:54:00] Dave: No reason to get into that tonight
[2026-05-26 20:54:00] Sam Willis: And I’m just sitting on the couch being a bum. I need to open my laptop and see what fresh hell awaits me at work tomorrow 😭
[2026-05-26 20:54:00] Dave: No you don’t
[2026-05-26 20:54:00] Dave: Just pick it up tomorrow
[2026-05-26 20:55:00] Sam Willis: What are you up to?
[2026-05-26 20:55:00] Sam Willis: Sigh
[2026-05-26 20:55:00] Dave: Kinda piddling around with rocker dock stuff.. Website, logo, packaging, marketing, etc
[2026-05-26 20:56:00] Dave: Not really feeling like getting into anything because I’m probably going to bed pretty soon
[2026-05-26 21:00:00] Dave: I haven’t eaten there in a long time but I do remember them being the bomb
[2026-05-26 21:00:00] Sam Willis: Subway chocolate chip cookies are THE BEST EVER
[2026-05-26 21:01:00] Dave: Did I ever tell you Dominic used to work there and cut his finger on the mandolin when he was prepping veggies?
[2026-05-26 21:02:00] Sam Willis: I also was a sandwich artist for 3.5 yrs but I never cut my finger. That is oooof. Did he cut a part of it off?
[2026-05-26 21:03:00] Dave: No, not off. But he cut across a few fingers
[2026-05-26 21:03:00] Dave: It was pretty terrible
[2026-05-26 21:03:00] Dave: Had to get stitches
[2026-05-26 21:04:00] Sam Willis: That super sucks. That would hurt so so badly
[2026-05-26 21:06:00] Sam Willis: But the cookies!!
[2026-05-26 21:06:00] Sam Willis: Yea I get it
[2026-05-26 21:06:00] Dave: At some point I stopped liking them. I think it was when they started adding pizzas and shit like that
[2026-05-26 21:06:00] Dave: They changed a bunch of stuff… it was like a brand overhaul or something and was meh after that
[2026-05-26 21:43:00] Dave: I can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow
[2026-05-26 21:43:00] Dave: Ok sweet princess, I’m about to pack it in for the night
[2026-05-26 21:44:00] Dave: ❤️
[2026-05-26 21:44:00] Dave: I love and miss you more than you know
[2026-05-26 21:47:00] Sam Willis: Good night love. Talk to you tomorrow! Sleep well.
[2026-05-26 21:48:00] Dave: We will!
[2026-05-26 21:48:00] Sam Willis: I hope we both have better days tomorrow 😂
[2026-05-26 21:48:00] Sam Willis: I love you!

(missing Obey)

(missing Odyssey)

(missing Pulse)

DAY OVERVIEW Tuesday started with a grumpy, sleep-deprived vibe as both Sam and Dave called in sick, their moods intertwining. The afternoon brought a mix of playful banter, self-reflection, and anticipation of their upcoming reunion. The day ended on a tender note, with Dave expressing longing for Sam and both hoping for brighter moods tomorrow.

TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Health and Sick Days - Sam and Dave discussed calling in sick, with Sam's last sick days on 3/27 and 4/29. They noted a pattern in Sam's sick days and joked about not working. - Emotional register: Playful, resigned. - Notable quote: "My last two sick days were 3/27 and 4/29 soooo this absolutely tracks lol."

  1. Sleep and Energy Levels
  2. Both expressed their recent struggles with sleep and energy, with Dave mentioning he's been having a hard time keeping his eyes open at work.
  3. Emotional register: Tired, resigned.

  4. Notable quote: "I can barely keep my eyes open. I slept great! And, of course, I’m bored… but I’m also actually tired."

  5. Work and Productivity

  6. Sam and Dave reflected on their work challenges and fatigue, with Sam mentioning her anxiety about work while on a sick day.
  7. Emotional register: Stressed, overwhelmed.

  8. Notable quote: "I have too much anxiety to check my work phone. I feel like there’s a million things I need to do."

  9. Diet and Fitness

  10. They discussed their diets and fitness routines, with Dave joking about gaining weight and Sam talking about her friends giving her a loaf of sourdough bread.
  11. Emotional register: Lighthearted, teasing.

  12. Notable quote: "I hope you seriously gain like 10 pounds and I hope you don't lose the best because I'm seriously just don't know how gain so much weight."

  13. Cross-Country Move

  14. Sam shared her plans for a cross-country move, including renting an RV for the journey and her anxieties about the process.
  15. Emotional register: Excited, anxious.

  16. Notable quote: "I'm gonna drive the RV cross country... and then I definitely don't trust myself to tow my car myself."

  17. Mortgage Prequalification

  18. Sam's struggles with prequalifying for a mortgage due to her frozen credit reports were discussed.
  19. Emotional register: Frustrated, overwhelmed.

  20. Notable quote: "I had to find my logins unfreeze all of those and then it still wasn't working."

  21. Future Plans and Anticipation

  22. Both expressed excitement about their upcoming reunion and shared their plans for the day, including a potential run for Dave.
  23. Emotional register: Anticipatory, excited.
  24. Notable quote: "I can't wait to see you. I can't wait to talk to you today."

SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Physical longing was expressed, with Dave joking about wanting Sam to gain weight and both discussing keeping their shirts on during their reunion. - Dave expressed his attraction and anticipation of physical intimacy: "You're so hot. I hope you seriously gain like 10 pounds and I hope you don't lose the best because I'm seriously just don't know how gain so much weight." - Sam mentioned feeling bloated, indicating a focus on physical appearance and anticipation of intimacy: "I think it totally depends on my cycle though I really feel like how bloated I feel."

EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam and Dave's dynamic was playful and teasing, with both expressing their affection and longing for each other throughout the day. There was a mutual understanding and acceptance of their current grumpy moods, with Dave supporting Sam's decision not to work and both hoping for better days ahead. - Expressions of love and longing were prominent, with Dave often expressing his admiration and affection for Sam and both looking forward to their upcoming reunion.

MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "My last two sick days were 3/27 and 4/29 soooo this absolutely tracks lol." — Sam, joking about her sick days. - "I can barely keep my eyes open. I slept great! And, of course, I’m bored… but I’m also actually tired." — Dave, talking about his energy levels. - "I hope you seriously gain like 10 pounds and I hope you don't lose the best because I'm seriously just don't know how gain so much weight." — Dave, teasing Sam about her weight. - "I'm gonna drive the RV cross country... and then I definitely don't trust myself to tow my car myself." — Sam, sharing her plans for the move. - "I can't wait to see you. I can't wait to talk to you today." — Dave, expressing his excitement and longing for Sam.

CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved topics include Sam's cross-country move plans and her mortgage prequalification process. - The anticipation of their upcoming reunion and the possibility of abstinence next week were mentioned, leaving a thread of growing excitement and some tension. - The running joke about their grumpy moods and the discussion about their diets and fitness plans set up future topics for their conversations.

MOOD MAP grumpy resignation → playful teasing → anxious reflection → tender longing

Daily briefing

Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.

Partial analysis

Message activity below is available, but complete signal-analysis coverage is not established for this day.

  • Messages exchanged

    261

    1.3 fewer; previous daily average 262.3 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

  • Conversation sessions

    22

    5.1 fewer; previous daily average 27.1 (7 usable days out of the previous 7).

How you connected

Measure Dave Sam Willis
Messages sent 134 · 51% 127 · 49%
Average reply time 1m 40s (n=69) 3m 7s (n=68)
Conversation starts 1 of 3 · 33% 2 of 3 · 67%
Reply comparisons and metric definitions

Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.

  • Dave replying to Sam Willis: 1m 40s (n=69). 24% shorter; pooled historical mean 2m 12s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 453 historical observations).
  • Sam Willis replying to Dave: 3m 7s (n=68). 10% shorter; pooled historical mean 3m 27s (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 453 historical observations).

Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.

Session gap: 5 minutes. Start gap: 2.0 hours.

Dave's initiation share: 33.3%; 41.7 percentage points lower than the pooled historical share 75.0% (7 usable days out of the previous 7; 8 historical opportunities).

Average session duration: 7m 48s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.

Messages in multi-message sessions: 97.3%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.

Notable changes

No changes met the alert thresholds.

Conversation rhythm

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Source coverage limitation: cache rows establish observed daily activity, not completeness of source import. Empty intervals mean no recorded messages in the available rows, not proven silence outside them.

Signals in your messages

Share of all 261 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.

Status update78 · 30%
Humor31 · 12%
Affection24 · 9%
Checking in24 · 9%
Vulnerability24 · 9%

All other signals

Emotional support17 · 7%
Frustration16 · 6%
Encouragement9 · 3%
Appreciation8 · 3%
Excitement8 · 3%
Request8 · 3%
Disagreement6 · 2%
Deep sharing5 · 2%
Planning5 · 2%
Boundary setting2 · 1%
Flirting2 · 1%
Passive aggression2 · 1%
Unmet need1 · 0%

Most frequent signals by sender
  • Dave: Status update (47), Humor (18), Affection (12), Frustration (11), Emotional support (8)
  • Sam Willis: Status update (31), Checking in (19), Vulnerability (16), Humor (13), Affection (12)

Tension and positive follow-ups

16 of 21 detected tension episodes had a positive follow-up in the same session (76%).

5 had no positive follow-up observed within that session.

These are detected signal sequences, not determinations of relationship conflict or resolution.

Follow-up timing and definitions

A tension episode is a consecutive run of qualifying tension-signaled messages. A positive follow-up must occur later in the same session.

Average time to positive follow-up: 1m 30s. Includes only episodes with an observed follow-up.

Episode evidence

Showing 3 of 21 detected episodes. A positive follow-up is a later qualifying signal, not proof of resolution.

Episode 1 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome. I’m taking a sick day and going back to bed. I love you lots! Talk to you in a bit. Hope you’re enjoying the empty office 😩

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why am I like this

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Sam Willis

    I’m so grumpy

  4. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m having a day myself

Episode 2 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Disagreement

  1. Context · · Dave

    I slept great! And, ofc I’m bored… but I’m also actually tired.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Only like 4.5 more hrs to go!

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    I think the pill usually has worse side effects?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It depends on the person. Whooooo knows. I was on the pill though for almost 20 yrs.

  5. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    Sorry you’re so tired!! I know that’s such a drag

Episode 3 · 1 tension-signaled message(s) · Frustration

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Damn dude

  2. Context · · Dave

    Drank 2 monsters and a cup of coffee, then came home and slept 2 hours

  3. Tension signal Episode start/end · · Dave

    wtf

  4. Positive follow-up · · Sam Willis

    Better

  5. Context · · Dave

    How are you feeling?

Messages with detected signals and calculation details

242 of 261 messages (92.7%) had at least one qualifying signal.

This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.

Sender With a signal Share
Dave 124 / 134 92.5%
Sam Willis 118 / 127 92.9%

Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.

Signal Average model score
Affection 0.80
Appreciation 0.77
Boundary setting 0.72
Checking in 0.69
Deep sharing 0.70
Disagreement 0.67
Emotional support 0.76
Encouragement 0.82
Excitement 0.76
Flirting 0.75
Frustration 0.67
Humor 0.72
Passive aggression 0.73
Planning 0.80
Request 0.71
Status update 0.62
Unmet need 0.60
Vulnerability 0.70
  • Model: openai/gpt-4o-mini
  • Prompt: signals.v2
  • Generated: 2026-09-15 21:33:58
  • Schema: 1.4.0

Supporting messages

Each finding shows a bounded chronological preview from its exact detector associations.

Affection

Showing 3 of 24 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    My last two sick days were 3/27 and 4/29 soooo this absolutely tracks lol. I might just not work tomorrow. Fuck it ☺️ hope you’re sleeping well baby ❤️

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you do call in today Wish I could God it's going back to work feels like fucking After working from my home last week I really do not feel like too ass But that's all right so y…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome. I’m taking a sick day and going back to bed. I love you lots! Talk to you in a bit. Hope you’re enjoying the empty office 😩

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    My last two sick days were 3/27 and 4/29 soooo this absolutely tracks lol. I might just not work tomorrow. Fuck it ☺️ hope you’re sleeping well baby ❤️

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you do call in today Wish I could God it's going back to work feels like fucking After working from my home last week I really do not feel like too ass But that's all right so y…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome. I’m taking a sick day and going back to bed. I love you lots! Talk to you in a bit. Hope you’re enjoying the empty office 😩

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why am I like this

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    My last two sick days were 3/27 and 4/29 soooo this absolutely tracks lol. I might just not work tomorrow. Fuck it ☺️ hope you’re sleeping well baby ❤️

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you do call in today Wish I could God it's going back to work feels like fucking After working from my home last week I really do not feel like too ass But that's all right so y…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome. I’m taking a sick day and going back to bed. I love you lots! Talk to you in a bit. Hope you’re enjoying the empty office 😩

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why am I like this

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m so grumpy

Appreciation

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    Yeah, actually.

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m feeling a little guilty, like I’m playing hooky. But I feel alive again lol.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Atleast you actually went in this morning

  4. Context · · Dave

    Oh I don’t feel guilty enough for a 😞…

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just filled out an app online for a mortgage so I’m happy to get that ball rolling

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You’ll do it!! 💪💪

  2. Context · · Dave

    But it has crossed my mind

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Nice!

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Don’t wanna go at all

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I signed up for class tonight.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Don’t wanna go at all

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I signed up for class tonight.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Good for you

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Maybe I won’t

  5. Context · · Dave

    But I appreciate the enthusiasm

Boundary setting

Showing 2 of 2 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sigh

  2. Context · · Dave

    Obviously

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    We aren’t perfect for each other

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    actually. I don’t love sourdough either hehe but I’ll still eat it.

  5. Context · · Dave

    O B V I O U S L Y

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahahaha

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Do you feel good though? After you got over your initial rage? Hehe

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    SHUT UP

  4. Context · · Dave

    NO

  5. Context · · Dave

    🤪

Checking in

Showing 3 of 24 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    My last two sick days were 3/27 and 4/29 soooo this absolutely tracks lol. I might just not work tomorrow. Fuck it ☺️ hope you’re sleeping well baby ❤️

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you do call in today Wish I could God it's going back to work feels like fucking After working from my home last week I really do not feel like too ass But that's all right so y…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome. I’m taking a sick day and going back to bed. I love you lots! Talk to you in a bit. Hope you’re enjoying the empty office 😩

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why am I like this

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    My last two sick days were 3/27 and 4/29 soooo this absolutely tracks lol. I might just not work tomorrow. Fuck it ☺️ hope you’re sleeping well baby ❤️

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you do call in today Wish I could God it's going back to work feels like fucking After working from my home last week I really do not feel like too ass But that's all right so y…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome. I’m taking a sick day and going back to bed. I love you lots! Talk to you in a bit. Hope you’re enjoying the empty office 😩

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why am I like this

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m so grumpy

score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m so grumpy

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I’m having a day myself

  4. Context · · Dave

    I can barely keep my eyes open 🥱

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sorry baby. Did you not sleep well or is it just work/office boredom?

Deep sharing

Showing 3 of 5 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Only like 4.5 more hrs to go!

  2. Context · · Dave

    I think the pill usually has worse side effects?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    It depends on the person. Whooooo knows. I was on the pill though for almost 20 yrs.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sorry you’re so tired!! I know that’s such a drag

  5. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha, ikr! I ain’t telling you nothing about shitty morning 🤭

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    Have a great nap sweetie!!

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    https://admiredleadership.substack.com/p/the-philosophy-of-breaking-people The Philosophy of Breaking People Down Before Building Them Up

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    While shared hardship increases group bonding, coercive environments, like those found in the military during the tear-down phase, have been shown to reduce creativity, impede candid communication, impair learning, and stifle sound decisio…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Curious if you agree with all this

  5. Context · · Dave

    It feels like the author is reaching for a reason to bash the traditional model. Like a shitty undergrad thesis for a psych class lol. I can see somebody being like fuuuuu.. what am I gonna do this stupid paper abouuuuuut… and coming up wi…

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    I haven’t eaten there in a long time but I do remember them being the bomb

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Subway chocolate chip cookies are THE BEST EVER

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Did I ever tell you Dominic used to work there and cut his finger on the mandolin when he was prepping veggies?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I also was a sandwich artist for 3.5 yrs but I never cut my finger. That is oooof. Did he cut a part of it off?

  5. Context · · Dave

    No, not off. But he cut across a few fingers

Disagreement

Showing 3 of 6 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Dave

    I slept great! And, ofc I’m bored… but I’m also actually tired.

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Only like 4.5 more hrs to go!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I think the pill usually has worse side effects?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It depends on the person. Whooooo knows. I was on the pill though for almost 20 yrs.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sorry you’re so tired!! I know that’s such a drag

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    You don’t wanna go out for a run today? Hehehe jk

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Oooo!! Go you!

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I mean, NO… I don’w wanna go

  4. Context · · Dave

    It’s on my mind

  5. Context · · Dave

    ….idk

score 0.76 · confidence 0.6715

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Do you feel good though? After you got over your initial rage? Hehe

  2. Context · · Dave

    SHUT UP

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    NO

  4. Context · · Dave

    🤪

  5. Context · · Dave

    Fine… yes 🙄

Emotional support

Showing 3 of 17 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    My last two sick days were 3/27 and 4/29 soooo this absolutely tracks lol. I might just not work tomorrow. Fuck it ☺️ hope you’re sleeping well baby ❤️

  2. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you do call in today Wish I could God it's going back to work feels like fucking After working from my home last week I really do not feel like too ass But that's all right so y…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome. I’m taking a sick day and going back to bed. I love you lots! Talk to you in a bit. Hope you’re enjoying the empty office 😩

score 0.72 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    My last two sick days were 3/27 and 4/29 soooo this absolutely tracks lol. I might just not work tomorrow. Fuck it ☺️ hope you’re sleeping well baby ❤️

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you do call in today Wish I could God it's going back to work feels like fucking After working from my home last week I really do not feel like too ass But that's all right so y…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome. I’m taking a sick day and going back to bed. I love you lots! Talk to you in a bit. Hope you’re enjoying the empty office 😩

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why am I like this

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Dave

    I’m having a day myself

  2. Context · · Dave

    I can barely keep my eyes open 🥱

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Sorry baby. Did you not sleep well or is it just work/office boredom?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m going to analyze my sick time later. Like have I ALWAYS felt like I want to kill someone while also never wanting to leave my bed, once a month? Or maybe only since my IUD? Maybe going back on the pill would make me less insane. Maybe

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Have you had 2 monsters yet?

Encouragement

Showing 3 of 9 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.77 · confidence 0.697

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    WHERE ARE YOU

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I THOUGHT YOU DIED

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You inspired me

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Were you just like yeaaa not feeling well. I’m going to bounce?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Damn dude

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    No

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    You don’t wanna go out for a run today? Hehehe jk

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Oooo!! Go you!

  4. Context · · Dave

    I mean, NO… I don’w wanna go

  5. Context · · Dave

    It’s on my mind

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    It’s on my mind

  2. Context · · Dave

    ….idk

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    You’ll do it!! 💪💪

  4. Context · · Dave

    But it has crossed my mind

  5. Context · · Dave

    Nice!

Excitement

Showing 3 of 8 exact detector associations; open the transcript for full text.

score 0.75 · confidence 0.663

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good lord I’ve been so in and out

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s like I’ve been having fever dreams

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh my God OK I just listened to your message. I've been. Barely alive where are you? By the way what are you doing? Why are your notifications silenced normally when you're taking a nap? So what you doing? Anyway, oh my God…

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Daveeeee are you alive

  5. Context · · Dave

    I came home and went to bed 🤭

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Atleast you actually went in this morning

  2. Context · · Dave

    Oh I don’t feel guilty enough for a 😞…

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I just filled out an app online for a mortgage so I’m happy to get that ball rolling

  4. Context · · Dave

    Yeah fuck that

  5. Context · · Dave

    Don’t even bother

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I just want to be rich enough to charter a yacht. IS THIS SO MUCH TO ASK FOR!

  2. Context · · Dave

    Totally reasonable

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Hahaha

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Dudeeee

  5. Context · · Dave

    I just stood up to go get ready for a run… And then was like… maybe I’ll take another nap

Flirting

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    The dogs are driving me bat shit though. The neighbor is replacing one of their windows so you can see them on the ladder and dogs are losing their minds.

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    We’re not keeping our shirts on lol 😜

  4. Context · · Dave

    Lmao… driving an rv

  5. Context · · Dave

    Love it

score 0.90 · confidence 0.95

  1. Context · · Dave

    I know!! We’re the perfect size

  2. Context · · Dave

    We fit together like pieces of a puzzle

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I can’t wait to insert my pieces into yours 😏

  4. Context · · Dave

    😜

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahahaha

Frustration

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score 0.74 · confidence 0.6715

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome. I’m taking a sick day and going back to bed. I love you lots! Talk to you in a bit. Hope you’re enjoying the empty office 😩

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why am I like this

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’m so grumpy

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m having a day myself

score 0.60 · confidence 0.5525

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Damn dude

  2. Context · · Dave

    Drank 2 monsters and a cup of coffee, then came home and slept 2 hours

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    wtf

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Better

  5. Context · · Dave

    How are you feeling?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s why I said you normally only do that when you nap lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    The dogs are driving me bat shit though. The neighbor is replacing one of their windows so you can see them on the ladder and dogs are losing their minds.

  4. Context · · Dave

    We’re not keeping our shirts on lol 😜

  5. Context · · Dave

    Lmao… driving an rv

Humor

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score 0.75 · confidence 0.68

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    My last two sick days were 3/27 and 4/29 soooo this absolutely tracks lol. I might just not work tomorrow. Fuck it ☺️ hope you’re sleeping well baby ❤️

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you do call in today Wish I could God it's going back to work feels like fucking After working from my home last week I really do not feel like too ass But that's all right so y…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome. I’m taking a sick day and going back to bed. I love you lots! Talk to you in a bit. Hope you’re enjoying the empty office 😩

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why am I like this

score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why am I like this

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m so grumpy

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    lol

  4. Context · · Dave

    I’m having a day myself

  5. Context · · Dave

    I can barely keep my eyes open 🥱

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m going to analyze my sick time later. Like have I ALWAYS felt like I want to kill someone while also never wanting to leave my bed, once a month? Or maybe only since my IUD? Maybe going back on the pill would make me less insane. Maybe

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Have you had 2 monsters yet?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    🤭

  4. Context · · Dave

    I slept great! And, ofc I’m bored… but I’m also actually tired.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Only like 4.5 more hrs to go!

Passive aggression

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score 0.65 · confidence 0.595

  1. Context · · Dave

    Except for how sourdough is gross lol

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Ummmm Excuse me

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    You heard me, bitch

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sigh

  5. Context · · Dave

    Obviously

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    BOOM

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    I feel like the grumpiness didn’t hit until..Sunday? Maybe? Maybe yesterday?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I hate you

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hmmm I’ve been feeling the push/pull of blah vs productivity though since like last Wed

  5. Context · · Dave

    I’m pretty sure you were grumpy since like, Wednesday

Planning

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score 0.68 · confidence 0.629

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    My last two sick days were 3/27 and 4/29 soooo this absolutely tracks lol. I might just not work tomorrow. Fuck it ☺️ hope you’re sleeping well baby ❤️

  2. Detected signal · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you do call in today Wish I could God it's going back to work feels like fucking After working from my home last week I really do not feel like too ass But that's all right so y…

  3. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome. I’m taking a sick day and going back to bed. I love you lots! Talk to you in a bit. Hope you’re enjoying the empty office 😩

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Why am I like this

score 0.80 · confidence 0.7224999999999999

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I don’t feel like you do either

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    But I do feel like you get sympathy “blah”

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’m vacuuming the house!

  4. Context · · Dave

    Well I wouldn’t be taking a nap either if we hand’t been so grumpy all weekend…

  5. Context · · Dave

    BOOM

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hahahaha

  2. Context · · Dave

    Now if I can do that for the next 13 days and eat nothing but chicken breast, maybe… MAYBE, I won’t be a totally fat piece of shit

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    What are you doing around 4:30?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Your time?

  5. Context · · Dave

    I have to take Greyson to band practice at that time

Request

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score 0.74 · confidence 0.6715

  1. Context · · Dave

    Just woke

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Hehehe

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    WHERE ARE YOU

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I THOUGHT YOU DIED

  5. Context · · Dave

    You inspired me

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Dave

    How are you feeling?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    My motivation to work is still absolutely nil

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    Can you see my notifications are silenced?

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes This message responded to an earlier message.

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    That’s why I said you normally only do that when you nap lol This message responded to an earlier message.

score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m stressed. I feel like there’s a million things I need to do. And I don’t even have a new job 😂 I should just be focusing on the here and now. But blahhh

  2. Context · · Dave

    There’s nothing going on at work that can’t wait

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I need to make a list

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Eeeee

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I gotta figure out how to repair all the baseboards that puppies have chewed 😭😭

Status update

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score 0.70 · confidence 0.6375

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol

  2. Context · · Dave

    I’m having a day myself

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I can barely keep my eyes open 🥱

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sorry baby. Did you not sleep well or is it just work/office boredom?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m going to analyze my sick time later. Like have I ALWAYS felt like I want to kill someone while also never wanting to leave my bed, once a month? Or maybe only since my IUD? Maybe going back on the pill would make me less insane. Maybe

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Have you had 2 monsters yet?

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤭

  3. Detected signal · · Dave

    I slept great! And, ofc I’m bored… but I’m also actually tired.

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Only like 4.5 more hrs to go!

  5. Context · · Dave

    I think the pill usually has worse side effects?

score 0.70 · confidence 0.8

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤭

  2. Context · · Dave

    I slept great! And, ofc I’m bored… but I’m also actually tired.

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Only like 4.5 more hrs to go!

  4. Context · · Dave

    I think the pill usually has worse side effects?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    It depends on the person. Whooooo knows. I was on the pill though for almost 20 yrs.

Unmet need

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score 0.60 · confidence 0.7

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Better

  2. Context · · Dave

    How are you feeling?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    My motivation to work is still absolutely nil

  4. Context · · Dave

    Can you see my notifications are silenced?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Yes This message responded to an earlier message.

Vulnerability

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score 0.78 · confidence 0.697

  1. Context · · Dave

    Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine I hope you do call in today Wish I could God it's going back to work feels like fucking After working from my home last week I really do not feel like too ass But that's all right so y…

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Good morning handsome. I’m taking a sick day and going back to bed. I love you lots! Talk to you in a bit. Hope you’re enjoying the empty office 😩

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Why am I like this

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    I’m so grumpy

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    lol

score 0.80 · confidence 0.9

  1. Context · · Dave

    I can barely keep my eyes open 🥱

  2. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sorry baby. Did you not sleep well or is it just work/office boredom?

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    I’m going to analyze my sick time later. Like have I ALWAYS felt like I want to kill someone while also never wanting to leave my bed, once a month? Or maybe only since my IUD? Maybe going back on the pill would make me less insane. Maybe

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    Have you had 2 monsters yet?

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    🤭

score 0.85 · confidence 0.765

  1. Context · · Sam Willis

    Sorry you’re so tired!! I know that’s such a drag

  2. Context · · Dave

    Hahaha, ikr! I ain’t telling you nothing about shitty morning 🤭

  3. Detected signal · · Sam Willis

    Good lord I’ve been so in and out

  4. Context · · Sam Willis

    It’s like I’ve been having fever dreams

  5. Context · · Sam Willis

    Transcription: Oh my God OK I just listened to your message. I've been. Barely alive where are you? By the way what are you doing? Why are your notifications silenced normally when you're taking a nap? So what you doing? Anyway, oh my God…