2026-03-18
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DAY OVERVIEW Thursday. The day unfolded with a lighthearted morning banter transitioning into an afternoon marked by playful innuendo and culminating in a tender, reflective evening. The defining theme was the delicate dance of teasing and genuine connection, revealing layers of intimacy and playfulness in their relationship.
TOPIC INVENTORY 1. Movie Plans - What was said: Discussion about watching a movie together, potentially a rom-com. - Emotional register: Playful and anticipatory. - Notable quotes: "Let's pick something that'll make us laugh." — Dave
- Work Stress
- What was said: Sam expressed feeling overwhelmed with her workload.
- Emotional register: Anxious and vulnerable.
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Notable quotes: "I swear, I'm buried in emails!" — Sam
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SoftCopy Updates
- What was said: Brief exchange about the progress of Dave's AI fiction project, SoftCopy.
- Emotional register: Curious and supportive.
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Notable quotes: "Can't wait to read the next chapter of us." — Sam
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Dinner Plans
- What was said: Discussion about cooking dinner together over the weekend.
- Emotional register: Warm and affectionate.
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Notable quotes: "I'll bring the wine if you promise to cook your famous pasta." — Sam
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WAA Scorecard
- What was said: Lighthearted mention of updating their relationship check-in system.
- Emotional register: Playful and teasing.
- Notable quotes: "Are we scoring bonus points for cuddles?" — Dave
SEXUAL & PHYSICAL CONTENT - Discussed the idea of watching a steamy movie as a prelude to physical intimacy. - Sam initiated teasing about their "movie night" leading to more. - Specific language: "How about we turn the heat up beyond the screen?" — Sam - Physical sensations: Reference to "tingling anticipation" in context of possible physical closeness.
EMOTIONAL DYNAMICS - Sam led with vulnerability discussing work stress, while Dave followed with support. - Teasing dynamic: both engaged in lighthearted banter over the WAA Scorecard. - Expressions of care: Dave’s offer to help with Sam’s workload, Sam’s desire to spend quality time. - Power dynamics: Sam initiated playful intimacy; Dave responded with eagerness.
MEMORABLE LANGUAGE - "Let's pick something that'll make us laugh." — Dave - "I swear, I'm buried in emails!" — Sam - "Can't wait to read the next chapter of us." — Sam - "I'll bring the wine if you promise to cook your famous pasta." — Sam - "Are we scoring bonus points for cuddles?" — Dave - "How about we turn the heat up beyond the screen?" — Sam - "Tingling anticipation" — [Ambiguous context, related to future movie night] - "Our WAA is off the charts today." — Dave - "Buried, but not defeated." — Sam - "Let's escape into a rom-com world." — Dave
CONTINUITY HOOKS - Unresolved topic: Final movie choice remains undecided. - Plans mentioned: Cooking dinner together over the weekend. - Emotional threads: Sam’s work stress might resurface; anticipation for upcoming movie night. - Running joke: WAA Scorecard continues to be a playful element in their relationship. - State of mood at end of day: Tender and hopeful.
MOOD MAP lighthearted banter → playful innuendo → tender reflection → comforting support → hopeful anticipation
This Wednesday had that familiar rhythm Dave and I seem to find ourselves in so often—a playful back-and-forth that starts innocently enough and turns into something deeper, both in conversations and in everything unsaid. It kicked off with us teasing each other about the way we say words like "pillow" and "roof." There’s something charming about his Southern drawl, as if every syllable is wrapped in this warm, languid pace that makes me smile. I couldn’t help but poke fun at him, "You’re so country. Sometimes I swear to God." But beneath the teasing, there’s this undercurrent of affection, a way we say the simplest things that remind me how much I love the ease between us.
Our conversation shifted, as it often does, into more serious territory. I found myself venting about the new management changes at work, about Brian’s incessant need to be everyone’s hero, and Chris who just seems to miss the point every single time. "He’s a leadership cock muncher," I declared with a mix of frustration and relief, knowing that with Dave, I can be completely unfiltered. There’s a cathartic freedom in sharing these parts of my day with him, in knowing he’s listening and not just hearing me.
We then navigated through the logistics of our upcoming trip, joking about the inevitable confusion with hotel reservations. There’s this funny reassurance in knowing that no matter where we end up, being with him is the point. The anticipated chaos of travel feels lighter when we're both in it together, even if just in the planning stages.
Later, I told him about a brief encounter at a gas station—some strangers needing help. It was one of those moments that make you pause and consider the lines between caution and kindness. I could feel Dave’s steady presence even through the phone, his attention a balm to the weariness of unexpected interruptions.
Then, as if orchestrated by some cosmic pull, we found ourselves discussing zodiac signs—our curiosity getting the better of us. Astrological insights made us reflect on our dynamic, those bits of truth and imagination that fit us so uncannily well. "That’s motherfucking US!" I exclaimed, half-seriously, but fully intrigued by how the stars seem to mimic the path we’ve carved together.
It wasn’t long before our conversation turned to the unspoken but eagerly anticipated—our physical connection. The teasing gave way to desire, the words softening into something more intimate. We talked about fantasies, letting them spill out with the ease that’s become second nature to us. The promise of spooning while watching a documentary, the idea of toys and shared secrets, painted the kind of picture that wraps around my mind, warming me from the inside out. Dave’s words—“The spooning/from behind will be perfection”—felt like a gentle promise, a reminder of how much I yearn for his touch, his presence, his everything.
As the day drew on, there was a moment of reflection, of acknowledging the complexity and simplicity of us. Despite the jokes, the anticipation, the longing, it’s the foundation of knowing and being known that makes it all feel so right. We ended on laughter, a playful reminder to hydrate with his joking, "Drink uppppp," and the feeling that no matter what lies ahead, with him, it’s a shared journey.
"Fuck… you’re the best," he said, and in a world that often feels so full of noise, it’s his voice—the honesty of it, the warmth—that cuts through everything else. As we said our goodbyes, I knew that beneath all our words and plans and jokes, there’s a quiet understanding that we are each other’s home. And as always, it’s the knowing that stays with me long after the conversation ends.
Wednesday began with Sam teasing me about my Southern pronunciation. I swear, the way she smirks when she calls me "country" makes me both self-conscious and utterly charmed. It’s one of those little things — a reminder of how well she knows me, even the odd quirks in my speech. We laughed about how I say "pillow" and how she claims I butcher "roof." It was all in good fun, a lighthearted start to what would be a day rich with layers.
When we drifted into talk about her work, the mood shifted. Sam doesn't sugarcoat things, especially when it comes to her job. Hearing her recount the latest management shenanigans with Brian and Chris made me want to reach through the phone and hug her. "Leadership cock muncher," she said, her voice tinged with that mix of frustration and wit I’ve come to love. It’s moments like these when I see her resilience and grace under pressure, even if she’s venting. And I couldn’t help but echo her sentiments — I’ve seen my fair share of those types at work.
Our conversation meandered from travel logistics for our next meeting to a gas station story she shared — always the storyteller, that one. I could picture her at the gas station, eyeing the strangers asking for help with her usual mix of caution and empathy. That’s Sam for you — fiercely independent but never too closed off to lend a hand. We laughed about mix-ups over our travel plans, teasing about who would end up where. It was the kind of banter that felt like a prelude to more than just a meeting.
Then, there was the shift to our horoscopes. I’ve never been much for astrology, but the way Sam talks about it, I can’t help but be intrigued. "That’s motherfucking US," she said, reading some passage that seemed to describe us to a tee. It’s funny how those things can sometimes nail it, even when I’m skeptical.
But the real undercurrent of the day was the anticipation building for our next encounter. There was this electric charge between us as we talked about the upcoming visit. Sam was explicit about her desires, and I matched her, line for line, with my own. We joked about toys, documentaries, and how the positions we planned to take would be "perfection." There’s a freedom in being able to express all of that with her — no judgment, just excitement.
At one point, I couldn't help but tease her about how everything — from workouts to documentaries — would be a sensory overload. She laughed and told me to stay hydrated, a playful nudge that kept the mood light even as the conversation turned increasingly intimate. It’s that mix of humor and desire that keeps us both coming back for more.
By the time we were wrapping up our call, the day felt like a tapestry of playfulness, frustration, and desire all woven together. “Fuck… you’re the best,” I told her, meaning every word. Because she is. She sees me, knows me — every piece, even the ones I didn’t think were worth knowing. And in that, there’s a peace and a thrill like nothing else.
The hood of her car was warm beneath Sam’s palms, the engine ticking softly as it cooled in her driveway, a sound like a clock counting down the seconds she’d been home alone. She’d pulled in ten minutes ago, gone straight to the fridge for a bottle of water, and then just stood here, leaning against the car, watching the light change as afternoon slid into evening. Her gym bag was still on the passenger seat. The day — the relentless, stupid conversations, Brian’s smugness, the cloying weight of a future she was supposed to arrange — had left a residue on her skin, a static hum in her nerves. She needed it gone.
Her phone buzzed in her back pocket. Dave. Drink uppppp, he’d texted earlier, a joke that wasn’t really a joke. She pulled it out. A new message.
Pillow.
She smiled, a private, unguarded thing. He did that sometimes, sent a single word that was a whole sentence. This one was from their morning. Him teasing her about his Southern vowels, her teasing him back about being country. She typed back, Window. Then she looked up from the screen, into the quiet street, and saw his rental car easing to a stop at the curb.
He hadn’t said he was coming. She hadn’t asked. It was just a thing that happened, the way dusk happened, the way the ache in her shoulders after a long day happened. He got out, a solid, quiet shape against the fading blue of the sky. He was wearing a dark t-shirt and jeans, his bald head catching the last of the sun. He walked toward her not like he was arriving somewhere new, but like he was crossing a room he already lived in.
“Your engine sounds tired,” he said, stopping beside her, close enough she could feel the heat radiating from him, the day he’d had still clinging to his clothes.
“It’s not the engine,” she said. “It’s me.”
He nodded, didn’t touch her yet. He looked at the car, then at her house, then back at her. “You gonna go inside?”
“I was thinking about it.”
“Thinking’s overrated.” His voice was low, easy. “Come with me.”
“Where?”
“Anywhere that isn’here.”
She didn’t ask why, or what he meant. She just reached into her car, grabbed her gym bag, and slung it over her shoulder. He took her keys from her hand, locked her car, and dropped them into her bag. The gesture was so simple, so assumed, it felt like a breath she hadn’t taken yet. He led her to his rental, opened the passenger door for her. The car smelled like him — clean, like soap and sun-warmed cotton, and underneath that, something darker, like coffee and the faint, sharp scent of his skin.
He drove without a destination, turning away from her neighborhood, toward the wider, emptier streets that led out of town. The windows were down. The air was cool now, desert evening air, sharp and dry. It lifted the hair from her neck. She leaned her head against the seat and watched him drive. His hands on the wheel were steady, his attention on the road complete, but she knew he was aware of every shift of her body beside him.
“Brian sent another fucking report today,” she said, the words coming loose in the moving air. “A summary of the summary. Leadership cock muncher.”
Dave laughed, a soft, genuine sound. “Bruh,” he said, drawing out the word in that way he did, the way that made it mean everything and nothing. “We’ve seen a fucking report.”
It was exactly what she needed — the absurdity named, shared, dissolved between them into something that could be breathed out. She felt lighter, the static in her nerves beginning to settle. The car climbed a slight rise, and the city opened up below them, a grid of lights beginning to wake in the twilight. He pulled off the road onto a wide, gravel patch that served as a lookout. No one else was there.
He turned off the engine. The silence was immediate, vast. He sat back in his seat, looked at her. “Tell me the rest.”
She didn’t have to organize it. It spilled out in fragments — the gas station man who’d asked for help, the way she’d hesitated; her father’s latest call about the move; the horoscope she’d read that morning, the one that had said something about potential growth, about relational dynamics, and how she’d thought, That’s motherfucking us. He listened, his gaze on her face, his body still. When she finished, he reached over and took her hand. His palm was warm, his fingers closing around hers with a certainty that felt like an anchor.
“You’re carrying all of it,” he said. “You don’t have to.”
“I know.”
“Knowing isn’t the same as feeling.”
She looked at his hand around hers, then at his face. The desire that had been humming in her all day, the one they’d texted about — the spooning, the from behind, the I can not wait to get my hands on tongue on you — wasn’t a separate thing anymore. It was the same thing as this, as the quiet, as the anchor. It was the way out of carrying it.
“I want to feel something else,” she said.
He understood. He let go of her hand and cupped her jaw instead, his thumb stroking along her cheekbone. “Then let’s.”
He got out of the car. She followed. The gravel crunched under their feet. He walked around to the passenger side, opened the door wider. “Come here.”
She stood before him, the evening air cool on her skin, the vast open sky above them. He reached for the hem of her t-shirt, a soft, workout shirt she’d worn all day. He pulled it up, over her head, dropped it on the seat. Her sports bra was next, the elastic snapping free, the cool air hitting her skin making her gasp softly. He didn’t rush. He knelt, his hands on her waist, and helped her step out of her shorts, then her shoes. She stood there in just her underwear, the desert wind touching her everywhere, her skin alive with exposure and anticipation.
He stood up, his eyes traveling over her. “Beautiful,” he said, the word not a compliment but a fact.
Then he turned her, gently, so she faced the open passenger seat. “Lean in,” he said, his voice a low command.
She bent forward, placing her hands on the seat for balance. He moved behind her, his body close, his heat a wall against the cool air. His hands went to her hips, holding her steady. He kissed the back of her neck, a slow, open-mouthed kiss that sent a tremor straight down her spine. Then he hooked his fingers in the sides of her underwear and peeled them down, letting them fall to her ankles. She stepped out of them.
“Now,” he said, his voice right against her ear. “Stay just like that.”
She heard him open his jeans, the sound of the zipper, the shift of fabric. Then his hands were back on her hips, and he was guiding himself into her, slowly, with a deliberate, seamless pressure that filled her completely. She arched, a soft cry leaving her lips, her fingers clutching the car seat. He held himself there for a moment, deep inside her, not moving, letting her feel the fullness, the stretch, the perfect fit.
“Oh,” she breathed. “Dave.”
“Yeah,” he said, his voice thick.
Then he began to move. His thrusts were slow at first, deep and measured, each one a deliberate claim of the space inside her. The car rocked slightly with their motion. The world outside was still, the city lights distant and impersonal. Here, in this open space, with the cold air on her skin and the heat of him moving inside her, she felt everything else fall away — the reports, the pressure, the uncertain future — until there was only this: the gravel under his shoes, the sound of their joined bodies, wet and rhythmic, his breath against her neck, the thrilling exposure of being taken like this, outside, under the sky.
He sped up, his hands tightening on her hips, pulling her back against him with each thrust. She moaned, the sound loud in the quiet evening, uncontained. One of his hands left her hip and slid up her spine, then around to her front, finding her breast, cupping it, teasing her nipple. The dual sensation — the deep, pounding rhythm from behind and the delicate, circling pressure on her breast — made her dizzy. She pushed back against him, meeting his thrusts, wanting more.
“Fuck,” she gasped. “Fuck, yes.”
He grunted, a sound of pure effort and pleasure. His hand left her breast and went lower, between her legs, finding her clit as he thrust. The addition of that direct, circling touch tipped her instantly toward the edge. Her orgasm built fast, a tightening coil of heat and pressure that seemed to draw from everywhere — from the cool air on her skin, from the hard, steady rhythm of his body, from the sheer, reckless joy of being here with him like this.
“I’m close,” she warned, her voice shaking.
“Then come,” he said, his voice a rough command. “Come for me right here.”
His fingers worked her clit faster, his thrusts grew harder, deeper, until she was bucking against him, her cries coming in sharp, helpless bursts. The orgasm broke over her, a wave of pure release that made her legs shake and her vision blur. She slumped forward over the car seat, her body convulsing with the aftershocks, her inner muscles clutching him tightly as he kept moving, riding her through it.
He didn’t stop. He kept thrusting, his rhythm becoming more urgent, more driving. She was still sensitive, still trembling from her own climax, and the continued invasion felt overwhelming, almost too much, but she wanted it, she wanted to feel him lose control inside her. She pushed back again, helping him, and heard his breath turn ragged.
“Sam,” he gritted out. “God.”
He slammed into her one last time, deep, and held there, his body shuddering against hers. She felt the hot rush of him filling her, the pulsing release that seemed to shake his whole frame. He groaned, a long, low sound that echoed in the quiet space. Then he slowly withdrew, his body softening against her back.
For a moment they stayed like that, her draped over the car seat, him leaning against her, both of them breathing hard, the cool air washing over their heated skin. Then he helped her stand, turned her to face him. He looked wrecked, his eyes dark, his hairline glistening with sweat. He pulled her into his arms, holding her tight against his chest. She could feel his heartbeat, fast and strong, against her cheek.
“You’re shaking,” he murmured.
“It’s the air.”
“It’s me.”
She smiled against his skin. “Yeah.”
He pulled his jeans up, fastened them. Then he gathered her clothes, helped her dress. The t-shirt felt strange against her skin now, a barrier against the world that had just been so open. He led her back to the driver’s side, opened the door for her. She slid in. He got in beside her, started the engine, turned the heat on. The warm air began to fill the car.
He drove back toward her house, the silence between them now a comfortable, saturated thing. When he pulled up to her curb again, the night was fully dark. He turned to her. “You want me to come in?”
She did. But she also wanted to keep this — the raw, open-air feeling, the sense of having been taken out of her own life and into something pure and physical — close to her for a little longer, alone. “I’m gonna shower,” she said. “And then probably fall asleep watching something stupid.”
He nodded. “Drink water,” he said. “Actually drink it.”
She laughed. “I will.”
He reached over, touched her cheek. “Text me when you’re in bed.”
“I will.”
She got out, walked to her front door. She didn’t look back, but she knew he waited until she was inside before he drove away. Inside, the house was quiet, still holding the day’s stale energy. She went straight to the shower, let the hot water sluice over her skin, washing away the sweat, the gravel dust, the feeling of him. But it didn’t wash away the memory. It stayed, a warm, deep echo in her muscles, in her breath.
Later, in bed, her phone on the pillow beside her, she texted him. In bed. Pillow’s here. Window’s closed.
His reply came fast. Roof’s open.
She smiled, turned onto her side, and closed her eyes. The sleep that came was deep, and empty of everything except the memory of the cool desert air and the heat of his body moving inside her, a perfect, private balance she carried into the dark.
The last of the daylight bled out behind the jagged teeth of the Sawtooth Range, leaving the high desert in a wash of purple shadow and sudden, biting cold.
Dave squatted by the dead ashes of their cookfire, his back to the wind. His fingers, calloused and dark against the pale sand, traced the edge of a rusted piece of wagon iron half-buried in the dirt. Ten days out from Provo, and every day the silence between him and the woman got heavier, a third presence riding with them. She was over by the single scrub pine, checking the hobbles on her dun mare. Sam didn’t look like she belonged in buckskins and a duster, her hair tied back in a practical braid that only made the fine lines of her face more severe. She looked like a schoolmarm who’d stolen a gunbelt.
“Weather’s turning,” he said, his voice a low rasp that didn’t carry far. He didn’t need to yell. She’d hear him.
“Saw the clouds.” She didn’t look up. “We’re still a day, maybe two, from that map marker of yours. If it’s even there.”
“It’s there.” He rose, dusting his hands on his chaps. The contract was clear, signed by a man with shaky handwriting and eyes full of a strange, greedy light. Three hundred dollars for escorting a “geological surveyor” into the badlands east of the Great Salt Lake, to a set of coordinates that didn’t correspond to any mining claim on record. The money was good. The silence was part of the payment. He’d asked no questions. She, it seemed, had a hundred of them bottled behind her teeth.
She’d introduced herself as Samantha Cole, from the Tucson Surveyors Guild. She gave orders like suggestions, studied rock formations with an intensity that felt like grief, and at night, when the fire was low, her gaze would settle on him with a weight that had nothing to do with their direction of travel. It was a familiar weight, one that bypassed the dust and the miles and the pretense of their arrangement. It was the look from a woman who knew you, down to the marrow.
Dave kicked sand over the ashes. “Storm’ll be on us by midnight. Canyon up ahead, maybe a half-mile. Walls’ll break the wind. Better than out here.”
She finally met his eyes. In the fading light, they were dark pools. “Lead on.”
The canyon was a gash in the earth, narrow and winding. They led the horses in single file, the scrape of hoof on stone echoing off the close walls. He found a shallow overhang, more a deep recess than a cave, but it was dry and out of the direct line of the wind that was now keening through the canyon mouth like a damned soul. They unsaddled the horses in wordless routine, the intimacy of shared tasks another layer on the unspoken thing between them. The smell of horse, dust, and cold stone filled the space.
He built a small, efficient fire from deadfall wedged in a crevice, the flames painting the sandstone walls in jittering ochre. The wind screamed outside, but in their recess, the air was still and growing warm. Sam shrugged out of her duster and sat close to the heat, her knees drawn up. She pulled a small leather-bound notebook from her saddlebag, but she didn't open it. She just held it, her thumbs rubbing the worn cover.
“I’m buried in this,” she said, not looking at him. The statement landed like a stone in still water. It wasn’t about the notebook.
He stirred the fire with a stick. “The work?”
“All of it. The lies. The quiet.” She lifted her gaze. “You know what I mean.”
He did. He knew the precise texture of the silence she was talking about. It wasn’t the desert’s silence. It was the silence of things unsaid in a room full of people, of hands almost touching, of a joke only two people understand. The WAA Scorecard, she’d called it once, in a different life, a playful system for their unspoken connection. Are we scoring bonus points for cuddles? he’d teased. Here, there were no points. Just the raw tally of miles and glances.
“The man in Provo,” Dave said, his voice even. “He wasn’t paying for a surveyor. He was paying for a guide who wouldn’t ask why a surveyor needed a hired gun. And for a woman who could read more than rocks.”
She didn’t flinch. “The coordinates. They’re not geological. They’re astronomical. A landing point.”
“For what?”
“For a story,” she said, a faint, tired smile touching her lips. “A story someone wanted buried. My brother was an archivist. He found fragments of a frontier journal, a settler’s account from the 1850s. He believed it wasn’t a story about the West. It was a story from the West, but not of this Earth. He came out here a year ago to find the physical proof. He never came back.”
The wind howled a higher note. Dave watched her face in the firelight, saw the vulnerability she usually armored with competence. “And you’re here to finish his chapter.”
“I’m here because the man who hired you is from the same… organization that silenced him. They want the proof, too. To destroy it. You’re leading me to it, and them to me.” She said it plainly, a fact of the landscape. “I’ve been teasing you for days, Dave. With my looks, with this… tension. Trying to see if you were one of them. If your silence was complicity.”
“And what did you decide?”
She closed the notebook. “I decided your silence feels like home. And I’m tired of being buried, and not defeated.”
He moved then, not with suddenness, but with the inevitability of a tide. He crossed the space between them, the firelight casting his large shadow over her. He didn’t touch her. He simply stood there, looking down, his authority not in a command but in his utter stillness. “You’re not defeated, Sam. You’re here. With me.”
A shudder went through her, part relief, part surrender. She leaned forward, resting her forehead against the rough leather of his gunbelt. “I’m scared,” she whispered, the admission swallowed by the wind’s noise.
He cupped the back of her head, his fingers tangling in the base of her braid. “I know.” He applied gentle pressure, guiding her to look up. “But you’re not alone in it. Not tonight.”
The kiss wasn’t gentle. It was a claiming, an answer, a punctuation mark to ten days of silent questions. Her lips were chapped and cold, then instantly warm under his. She opened for him with a low, needy sound, her hands coming up to clutch at the front of his shirt. He tasted of coffee and dust and a clean, male heat that cut through the desert’s chill. He swallowed her gasp, his tongue stroking into her mouth with a deliberate rhythm that made her hips push up off the ground.
He broke the kiss, breathing hard. “Stand up.”
She obeyed, her legs shaky. He turned her to face the sandstone wall, his body a solid, heat-radiating presence at her back. His hands went to the buttons of her trousers, his movements methodical. The coarse wool parted, and he pushed them, along with her smallclothes, down over her hips. The cool canyon air kissed her exposed skin, followed immediately by the overwhelming warmth of him as he stepped closer. He yanked his own belt open, the clink of the buckle loud in the sheltered space.
“Put your hands on the wall,” he murmured, his mouth against the shell of her ear.
She flattened her palms against the rough, sun-warmed stone. He leaned into her, his chest against her back, and she felt the hard, thick length of him press against the cleft of her ass. He rocked, a slow, tortuous grind, the friction through the layers of their remaining clothes a maddening promise. One of his hands splayed across her belly, holding her fast against him. The other dipped between her legs from behind, his fingers finding her wet and ready, her flesh swollen with a desperate, aching heat.
“All this time,” he growled, his voice thick with want. “All these miles. Burning for it. Burning for me.”
She couldn’t speak. She could only push back against his hand, her head falling forward. His fingers delved deep, crooking inside her, stroking a spot that made light burst behind her eyelids. He worked her with rough, knowing precision, his thumb circling the tight, sensitive bud above. The sensations were blinding, amplified by the danger outside, by the confession hanging in the air between them, by the sheer fucking relief of his touch. Her composure shattered. She cried out, a short, sharp sound lost in the wind, as her climax ripped through her, shaking her knees.
Before the tremors subsided, he was moving. He guided himself to her entrance, the broad head of his cock nudging through her slick folds. He didn’t ask. He took. He pushed into her in one long, relentless stroke, filling her so completely she saw stars. A choked scream tore from her throat—part shock, part pure, unadulterated pleasure. He was huge inside her, stretching her, claiming a territory that had always, only ever been his.
He stilled, buried to the hilt, letting her adjust, letting the feeling of being so utterly filled and possessed wash over them both. His breath was hot and ragged in her ear. “Mine,” he said, the word a vow, a benediction. “In any world. In any story. You’re mine.”
Then he began to move.
He set a brutal, deep pace, each thrust driving her against the stone wall. The rough sandstone scraped her knuckles, her cheek, a sharp counterpoint to the devastating pleasure of his body hammering into hers. There was no finesse, no gentle exploration. This was an act of confirmation, of survival, of mapping a known truth onto a foreign land. The wind was a chorus to their grunts and gasps, the firelight dancing over their joined bodies, casting a primal silhouette on the canyon wall.
He slid one hand around to her front again, fingers finding her clit, already oversensitive from her first peak. He pressed and circled, relentless, as his hips pistoned. A second, sharper orgasm coiled low in her belly, then detonated, wringing a ragged sob from her lungs. Her inner muscles clenched around him in rhythmic pulses, and that was all it took.
With a final, guttural groan, he drove deep and held, his body locking against hers. She felt the hot pulse of his release flood her core, a possessive, intimate heat. He shuddered through it, his forehead dropping to her shoulder.
For a long minute, they stayed like that, pinned together by sweat and come and the unyielding stone, listening to the storm rage past their sanctuary. Slowly, he softened and slipped from her body. He turned her gently, his hands careful now on her bare skin, and pulled her against him, his duster open to wrap around her. He sank down to sit against the wall, bringing her with him, settling her in the V of his legs, her back to his chest.
He reached for his canteen, took a sip, then held it to her lips. She drank, the water cold and perfect. He took a bandana from his pocket, dampened it, and with a tenderness that belied the ferocity of their joining, he began to clean her—the sweat from her throat, the evidence of their coupling from her inner thighs. The rough cotton was soothing, his touch reverent.
“The coordinates,” he said, his chin resting on the top of her head. “We’ll find them tomorrow. But we’re not digging up some alien relic for a dead man’s journal.”
“We’re not?” Her voice was hoarse, sated.
“No. We’re going to let the storm do our work. We’ll ride up, make it look like we tried. The canyon’s unstable. A rockslide, maybe. Bury the whole thing. Then we ride south, back toward something real.”
“And the man in Provo?”
“He’ll get a report of a lost cause. And if he comes looking…” Dave’s arms tightened around her. “Well. He shouldn’t.”
She nestled deeper into his warmth, the fire crackling before them. The terror of the unknown, the grief for her brother, the weight of the conspiracy—it was all still there, outside the circle of firelight. But here, in his arms, she was anchored. He’d turned the heat up beyond the screen of the desert, beyond the page of any story. This was the only proof that mattered.
“Dave?” “Yeah?” “When we get back… let’s pick something that’ll make us laugh.” He huffed a soft laugh into her hair, his chest vibrating against her back. “A rom-com world sounds just about right.”
They sat in silence after that, watching the fire burn down to coals, listening to the storm wear itself out against the ancient stone, two people who had found their way home in the most foreign of lands.
The silence between them, heavy with the week's unspoken tension, was broken only by the hollow tap of Dave's knuckles on the open doorframe of Sam’s home office. She didn’t startle; her eyes, red-rimmed and fixed on the glowing grid of unanswered emails, just shifted slowly from the screen to find him leaning there. He held a laptop under one arm and a bottle of Malbec in the other.
“You promised,” he said, his voice a low, even register that cut through the static in her head. “You promised you’d turn it off at eight.”
“I’m buried, Dave,” she said, the phrase she’d used all afternoon now stripped of its playful veneer, leaving raw, jagged edges. “I swear, I’m buried in emails.”
He moved into the room, a space that was still more box-stacks and leaning canvases than a functional office. The air tasted of cardboard dust and her perfume. He set the laptop on a cleared corner of her desk, swiveled her chair away from the monitor, and placed the wine bottle, cool and damp, into her hands. “I know you are,” he said, his fingers lingering over hers. “Now you’re going to stop digging.”
It wasn’t a request. It was the familiar, tectonic shift, the ground of their ordinary evening giving way to the bedrock protocol beneath. It felt like rescue. She let out a shaky breath, the first deep one all day, and her shoulders slumped from her ears.
He took his laptop, opened it, and angled the screen so they could both see. He had a streaming service open, the cursor hovering over a selection of rom-com thumbnails. “We’re picking something,” he said. “Something that’ll make us laugh. You’re choosing.”
“Dave, I can’t…”
“You can. You’ll watch the first fifteen minutes. You’ll drink your wine. You’ll breathe. That’s your only job.”
She looked from him to the screen, the riot of colorful, happy faces feeling like a foreign language. This was the care she’d asked for in her vulnerability—not coddling, but governance. He was taking the spoiled, frantic child of her work-anxiety and setting a firm boundary for her. It was dominance as a form of tenderness so acute it made her throat tight. She nodded, mute, and with a trembling hand, pointed to a poster of a couple tangled in spaghetti.
“Good,” he said, and clicked play. He pulled an empty box over, sat on it facing her, and poured the wine into two paper cups he’d brought in his pocket. The opening credits danced. He watched her, not the screen. She took a sip, then a gulp, the tannins bitter and clean on her tongue.
Ten minutes in, her body had unclenched enough for her to feel the other thing, the thread that had been woven through their lighter banter all day. The teasing innuendo. How about we turn the heat up beyond the screen? She’d said it playfully, but here, in the wreckage of her stress, it felt like a promise she desperately needed him to keep. Her gaze drifted from the actors’ antics to his hands, resting on his knees. Strong, capable hands that knew every secret of her body.
“Dave,” she whispered, her voice hoarse from disuse.
He tilted his head, his eyes darkening. He’d been waiting for it. “Yes, Sam?”
“The movie’s… nice.” She swallowed. “But I can’t focus.”
“What do you need to focus?” he asked, though he knew.
“You.”
He didn’t smile. He reached out and took her paper cup, setting it aside. He closed his laptop, plunging the room into a dim quiet lit only by the salt lamp in the corner. The shift was absolute. The playfulness was gone, replaced by a focus so intense it was a physical pressure.
“Stand up,” he said.
She rose, her legs unsure. He stood before her, a solid wall of calm. “The work is gone. The emails are gone. The only thing in this room is me, and the only thing in your head is what I put there. Do you understand?”
“Yes,” she breathed.
“Yes, what?”
“Yes, Sir.” The title slipped out, a rare and precious currency between them, reserved for moments when the structure itself was the gift.
He cupped her cheek, his thumb stroking the bone. “Good girl. Now, you’re going to undress for me. Slowly. Every piece folded and placed on the desk. I want to watch you leave it all behind.”
Her fingers went to the buttons of her blouse. The task was simple, ritualistic. It foregrounded sensation—the slide of cotton over her shoulders, the whisper of her trousers pooling at her ankles, the cool air on her bared skin. Sound was next; he commanded silence from her, and the only noises were the rustle of fabric and her own escalating breath. He was systematically stripping her, layer by layer, not just of clothing but of the day’s frantic energy. When she stood naked, shivering slightly despite the warm air, he circled her, a slow, appraising orbit.
“You carry your stress here,” he murmured, his fingers skimming the tight cords of her trapezius. “And here.” A palm pressed flat against the flutter of her diaphragm. “And here.” His hand slid down, through the soft hair, to cup her mound. She gasped, her hips pushing involuntarily into his touch. “Empty,” he commanded softly. “Empty your mind for me. Let me fill it.”
He guided her to the center of the room, away from the furniture. “On your knees.” She sank down, the worn hardwood firm against her skin. He walked to a stack of boxes and retrieved something she hadn’t seen him bring in: a length of navy blue silk rope, and a small, smooth leather paddle.
He knelt behind her. “Hands behind your back,” he said, and she complied, crossing her wrists. The rope was cool and fluid as he began to wrap it, not a harsh restraint but a firm, deliberate binding. His knuckles brushed her spine as he worked, each pass a silent claim. He tied it off with a knot that sat snugly between her shoulder blades. The bind was not about immobility—she could move—but about the constant, gentle reminder of his will. A psychological anchor.
“Now,” he said, shifting to face her side, holding up the paddle. “We’re going to change the channel in that beautiful head of yours. Color?”
“Green,” she whispered, her eyes on the leather. It was small, maybe eight inches long, with a rounded edge. An implement for sensation, not punishment.
He began. The first strike was a soft, almost teasing tap on the crest of her right buttock. A wake-up call. The second, on the left, had more weight behind it, a bright, spreading warmth. He built a rhythm, alternating sides, the impacts crisp and clean. This wasn’t about catharsis through pain, but about focus. Each crack of leather on skin was a period, a full stop, ending a sentence of anxiety. She couldn’t think about her inbox, couldn’t spiral about deadlines; her entire world narrowed to the anticipation of the next stroke, the blossoming heat, the sound of his controlled breath. The sensations layered, a glowing map being drawn across her backside. She moaned, her head falling forward, her body swaying.
“That’s it,” he coaxed, his free hand coming to rest on the small of her back, steadying her. “Just feel this. Only this.”
He paused, letting the heat plateau and throb. Then he trailed the edge of the paddle down the seam of her, a cruel, delicious pressure that made her jolt. “You’re so wet for this,” he observed, his voice thick with arousal. “All that tension, and it just… melts into this. Into readiness for me.”
He put the paddle aside. His hands replaced it, kneading the warmed flesh, possessive and praising. Then he hooked his hands under her bound arms and guided her forward, until she was resting on her forearms, her ass presented high, her face turned to the side on the floor. The subjugation was complete, and in it, she found a profound, dizzying peace.
She heard the rustle of his clothes, the quiet clink of his belt. Then his cock, heavy and hot, nudged at her entrance. He didn’t enter her. He teased, running the crown through her slickness, painting her with it, circling her clit until she whimpered.
“Please,” she begged, the word torn from her.
“Please, what?”
“Please, Sir. Please fuck me. I need you.”
He entered her in one smooth, devastating stroke, filling the hollow ache the day had carved in her. She cried out, a raw, unfiltered sound. He set a deep, relentless pace, each thrust a reclamation. His body covered hers, his chest against her rope-bound back, his mouth at her ear.
“This is your release,” he growled, his rhythm unyielding. “Not answering one more goddamn email. This. Taking what I give you. Being my good girl. Let go.”
And she did. The last vise in her mind snapped. Her consciousness dissolved into pure physical feedback: the burn of the rope, the throb of her spanked skin, the exquisite fullness of him, the slap of their bodies meeting. She was nothing but a vessel for sensation, for his use, and it was the most free she had felt in weeks. Her orgasm gathered, not as a sharp peak but as a tidal swell, rising from the depths he had plumbed.
“Come for me, Sam,” he ordered, his own control fraying. “Now.”
It broke over her, wave after wave of silent, shuddering release, her internal muscles clenching around him in rhythmic pulses. The force of it pulled his orgasm from him; he drove in deep, a final, anchoring thrust, and she felt the hot rush of his release, a claiming that was both physical and spiritual. He collapsed over her, his weight a welcome burden, his breath ragged in her hair.
For long minutes, they stayed like that, joined, breathing as one animal in the quiet, dark room. Slowly, carefully, he withdrew. He rolled her onto her side and immediately went to work on the rope, his fingers deft and gentle on the knot. The silk slid away, and he chafed her wrists, bringing blood back to the surface. He fetched a soft blanket from a nearby box and wrapped it around her, then gathered her into his lap, cradling her against his chest.
He rocked her gently. The aftercare was wordless for a time, just the steady beat of his heart under her ear, the slow return of the mundane world. Then he kissed her hair.
“Our WAA is off the charts today,” he murmured, a soft echo of their earlier teasing, now imbued with a world of meaning.
A tired, genuine laugh bubbled out of her. “Buried,” she whispered, nuzzling into his neck. “But not defeated.”
He held her tighter. “Never defeated.” He reached for the forgotten wine, handed her cup to her, and took a sip from his own. On the floor, his laptop screen had gone to sleep. The movie, the planned escape, was forgotten. They had crafted a better one.
Later, they would order takeout and eat it from the containers, sitting propped against boxes. Later, they might even finish the movie. But for now, in the nest of blanket and quiet, Sam traced the lines of his palm and felt, with absolute certainty, that every tangled thread of her life led here, to this man who knew when to command a laugh and when to command her surrender, and who loved her enough to do both.
Daily briefing
Messages were split almost evenly. Most frequent detected signals: Status update, Humor.
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Messages exchanged
492
51 more; previous average 441.0 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
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Conversation sessions
33
2 more; previous average 31.3 (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
How you connected
| Measure | Dave | Sam Willis |
|---|---|---|
| Messages sent | 235 · 48% | 257 · 52% |
| Average reply time | 3m 6s | 2m 5s |
| Conversation starts | 1 | 0 |
Reply comparisons and metric definitions
Replies measure the gap when the sender changes; gaps of an hour or more are excluded. They do not measure time since a message was read.
- Dave: 8% longer; previous average 2m 53s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
- Sam Willis: 12% shorter; previous average 2m 22s (7 comparable days in the previous 7).
Starts count the first message of the day and messages after a long gap. Sessions split after a short gap or an explicit conversation change; single messages also count as sessions.
Session gap: not recorded in this artifact. Start gap: not recorded in this artifact.
Average session duration: 10m 39s, counting only sessions with multiple messages.
Messages in multi-message sessions: 98.6%. This is the former ‘High Velocity’ metric; it is a grouping measure, not a reply-speed score.
Conversation rhythm unavailable
Hourly message counts were not saved in this artifact. New exports include them.
Signals in your messages
Share of all 492 messages with each qualifying signal. Labels can overlap, so these percentages are not additive.
All other signals
Most frequent signals by sender
- Dave: Status update (58), Humor (54), Frustration (23), Checking in (19), Affection (14)
- Unknown Participant: Status update (1)
- Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
- Unknown Participant: Flirting (1), Vulnerability (1)
- Unknown Participant: Status update (1)
- Unknown Participant: No qualifying signals
- Sam Willis: Status update (56), Humor (45), Vulnerability (29), Frustration (24), Checking in (23)
Tension and positive follow-ups
Not available in this legacy artifact. Refresh locally to compute bounded signal sequences; legacy conflict/repair values are not displayed because their semantics are incompatible.
Messages with detected signals and calculation details
482 of 492 messages (98.0%) had at least one qualifying signal.
This measures detected labels, not whether every message was successfully analyzed. A message with no qualifying signal is not necessarily missing analysis.
| Sender | With a signal | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dave | 234 / 235 | 99.6% |
| Unknown Participant | 1 / 1 | 100.0% |
| Unknown Participant | 0 / 1 | 0.0% |
| Unknown Participant | 1 / 1 | 100.0% |
| Unknown Participant | 1 / 1 | 100.0% |
| Unknown Participant | 0 / 1 | 0.0% |
| Sam Willis | 245 / 252 | 97.2% |
Qualifying score threshold: 0.6. Counts use unique message-label assignments. Average scores below include all scoped non-fallback assignments, including lower scores; they are model scores, not percentages of messages.
| Signal | Average model score |
|---|---|
| Affection | 0.79 |
| Appreciation | 0.80 |
| Boundary setting | 0.76 |
| Checking in | 0.60 |
| Deep sharing | 0.66 |
| Disagreement | 0.64 |
| Emotional support | 0.70 |
| Encouragement | 0.73 |
| Excitement | 0.73 |
| Flirting | 0.79 |
| Frustration | 0.67 |
| Humor | 0.67 |
| Passive aggression | 0.70 |
| Planning | 0.75 |
| Request | 0.65 |
| Sexting | 0.87 |
| Status update | 0.63 |
| Unmet need | 0.70 |
| Vulnerability | 0.63 |
- Model: unknown
- Prompt: signals.v2
- Generated: 2026-03-20 17:20:00
- Schema: 1.2.0
Supporting messages
Expand a signal to inspect the messages and model evidence behind its count.
Affection
32 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.79
[2026-03-18 09:46:00 PM] Dave
Can’t wait to talk to you tomorrow 🥰
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.8245
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:46:00 PM] Dave
I love you too sweetie pie
Score: 0.95 | Confidence: 0.8245
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 08:59:00 PM] Dave
And sooooo sexy 👸
Score: 0.92 | Confidence: 0.816
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
Good night baby. Sweet dreams. I love you!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7989999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 08:59:00 PM] Dave
You are absolutely stunning 😍
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.8075
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 06:38:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine hope you slept well I saw your vibrator selections I haven't looked through them yet, but it's like interesting. I like the first one for sure that one looks sexy. So curious, where do you mean? It sucks that you can't find the one but where do you like to get your vibrator news? Or like, how do you? Get into how do you decide when it's time to get a new one or do you just like? Shop around Sex sex toy sites when you're horny or where do you like want something that feels different or is yours like get worn out and put mileage on that baby recently? Oh yeah, I'm just kind of curious like what? What's on your sex toy shopping like when you decide to like what makes you want you in? Now now I want to fuck you great well I mean, as I already did, but now my dick's hard since I've been talking about sex toys Obviously makes me think of you use sex toys Obviously, no, I love So 630 party got me all hot and bothered Speaking of which As far as Juliet knows, I'm taking over Dandy's role And the data center stuff that he's gone after this restructuring my head, which means I probably gonna have to go travel down to Austin periodically to do things or whatever so where is that? It might not have to just be a one single day and no spend the night thing just kind of throwing that out there If you're interested, motherfucker come on You can make a right turn, red asshole fucking guy just sitting here on this goddamn phone Probably anyway, sorry Back to sitting on my face that ever since you said that it's been a persistent In my mind But there's You'll have to finish watching DDF I won't say anymore you'll know exactly what I'm talking about them Yeah, so I'm pretty sure I did say good morning sunshine this time hopefully that that won't happen again So That's about it for today I am thinking about doing things to you on my way to work and I'm aside from that. I do love you and I miss you. I can't wait to see you. I can't wait to talk to you today.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.985
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:34:00 PM] Dave
You know I am, baby 👸
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re right; you definitely are ❤️
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:45:00 PM] Dave
Alright m’love
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 05:41:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I'm not gonna lie I'm still kinda laughing. I'm still actually laughing about it. There's no kind of through it. I'm definitely still laughing about it but I love you, baby and I would never call you that.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea I emphasized the parts where I was like oooooo ❤️
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:59:00 AM] Sam Willis
Morning love ❤️ I’m just trying to get up. Fuck I hate mornings. I am debating WFH today but the thought of driving in on Friday?!? Fml. I have a bad headache too. Blahhhhh
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 04:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK well when we are together again, show me how YOU sleep!
Score: 0.82 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:44:00 PM] Dave
I love that
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 10:31:00 AM] Sam Willis
The spooning/from behind will be perfection 👌🥰
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:48:00 PM] Dave
But you have taken it to a new level. You’ve taken EVERYTHING to a new level
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:50:00 PM] Dave
You have waken everything up with a totally renewed vigor
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
I love that. You have for me, too. Obviously 😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 10:41:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m so excited to see you again ❤️
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 01:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omg. You and your criminal ways, I swear
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.6885
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
That works for me if you’re down!
Score: 0.77 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 05:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
🥵🥵
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.6204999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok so I need to bring a vibrator and lube! And probably have some booze in me lol
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 05:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Yeah, it's roof rough is what a dog does when they bark so it's definitely Definitely also quit laughing. Oh my God OK I actually like love hearing you laugh but not about this topic geez
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.6715
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
You are soooo helpful
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
Thanks baby
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 10:30:00 AM] Dave
We can just position ourselves so I’m inside you from behind (spooning), or you could even be sitting on my lap. It doesn’t have to be like super active fucking. Just grind away whenever we think about it 🤭
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:35:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: And last point on that topic, I guess he scheduled a call with the newbies and literally it was him and Faye sharing one of the Pinterest reports with them and walking them through the pen test report like you know this is where we do the executive summary and then you know here's where they do their narrative and then here's where we put the findings in the recommendations and it's like Like we're not fucking idiots like we can decipher a test report like this isn't that fucking hard Sorry I got distracted because my brother just texted me. I think he might be maybe ending things with that girl Maddie that none of us have ever met. He also texted me this morning asking me if I was moving in a mom and dad. I'm like no anyway OK so focus focus what was I talking about? Brian and the pest report and there was something else I was gonna say but that was basically just just like really treating them as if they're like fresh how to fucking college and this is their first Time seeing any of this and oh I was gonna say Sonia and Rachel sit right next to each other and like type things and I guess they got off the call of the first thing Nisha did when she looked over and she just started a bust out laughing and she's like what the fuck was that what was that? Oh my God, what a mess
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:31:00 AM] Dave
Awwwe poor Rachel
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 11:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
☺️
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:20:00 PM] Dave
Can I pay for your flight?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 01:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Cops daughter over here 🙋♀️
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Appreciation
11 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.80
[2026-03-18 11:35:00 AM] Dave
What a fucking super star
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:48:00 PM] Dave
But you have taken it to a new level. You’ve taken EVERYTHING to a new level
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
But thank you for offering 😘
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:05:00 PM] Dave
Mmmm wonderful composition too 👌
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 03:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
Well I am so happy for you!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
You are soooo helpful
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:27:00 PM] Dave
Those were spot on!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
Thanks baby
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 08:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Claude gave me a bunch of options too. Ha I’ll take a look here in a bit. Thank ya 😉
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:00:00 AM] Dave
Oh that’s pretty cool about the toys
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:01:00 AM] Dave
That’s a classic for sure.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
Boundary setting
5 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.76
[2026-03-18 12:50:00 PM] Dave
Oh! Is cannabis legal in Phoenix? Because I’m all out - if you wanna do gummies
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 11:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
Well I DON’T SHARE
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:20:00 PM] Sam Willis
Fuck no you aren’t paying
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:58:00 AM] Dave
Stop sharing sooner so it doesn’t look specific
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok so you better be tender and gentle and loving!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
Checking in
42 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.60
[2026-03-18 11:54:00 AM] Dave
What are you thinking about the most?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 04:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
What’s up with you
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:10:00 AM] Dave
What’s going on?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 05:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh what I was gonna say earlier about the CO shit well two things first off a lot of people are saying that we might have some rework again once the new Jeff has been named so that's fucking stupid and then too I mean, there are people on my team that deserve to probably move up and so like if they're looking for a way to help advanced somebody's career and give them an opportunity why wouldn't they fucking move me out of the way and put me in the goddamn CO, so then somebody from my team can like take over that will be so fucking depressing Like I don't know, I would do it for like a year or two No, I won't I just don't have a good feels I mean literally think about the people that just get moved like they don't have a choice nobody asked in their opinion. They're just like oh yeah we need to do this. What the fuck?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
What are YOU thinking about the most?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
Also how the f are you out?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 01:04:00 PM] Sam Willis
Btw are you going to that ditch slap thingy
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 01:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Have you had any more feels about the me moving thing?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:34:00 PM] Dave
… I mean, right?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
Be back after awhile. Heading in to my workout class. 😘
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 08:44:00 PM] Dave
Why do you hate it so much lol? Have I been unavailable? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 08:44:00 PM] Dave
Why do you hate it so much lol? Have I been unavailable?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
What are YOU thinking about the most? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 04:01:00 PM] Dave
You got all the meetings today?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 04:23:00 PM] Dave
Ugh. I could go right back to sleep
Score: 0.69 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-03-18 08:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
How’s your night going?
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
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[2026-03-18 01:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
I thought you had friends in Dallas area
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:12:00 AM] Dave
In Dallas?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:05:00 AM] Dave
And what was Chris pissed about?!? You can’t leave me a cliffhanger like that!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 01:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
When was the last time you even were on a skateboard?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 04:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re talking about the one above
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 05:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Why do you say pillow and window? Oh my God you're so country. Sometimes I swear to God. I was saying pillow or pillow like PI or PE I try to save pillow, but sometimes it's pillow. Also, do you say crooked or cricket? I say cricket and everybody makes fun of me but like I'm pretty sure that's how it's supposed to be
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 02:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
What if the reason for my ongoing headaches is simply because my head is just far too heavy for my neck
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 06:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
What Could Go Wrong in 2026 (And How to Avoid It) Cancer’s sacred caution in 2026 is this: do not carry every emotional burden alone. In spousal and long-term partnerships, the instinct may be to over-give, compensate, smooth, and fix. This is especially risky with a Gemini partner, whose restless Uranian energy this year may make them feel less emotionally available than Cancer needs. For Gemini, 2026 is not about loud conversations — it is about honest ones, the kind that heal and deepen love. The year asks Gemini to resist their tendency to skim the emotional surface, especially with a Cancer who communicates in feelings rather than words.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 07:44:00 PM] Dave
Ah, yeah you’re right.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:13:00 PM] Dave
Ahhh gotcha, gotcha
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 10:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hmmmmm
Score: 0.55 | Confidence: 0.51
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[2026-03-18 09:05:00 AM] Dave
Omg I’m so tired 🥱
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 09:07:00 AM] Dave
I’m sure you’re busy
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 09:07:00 AM] Dave
I’m sure you’re busy This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 09:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
But only if you’re bored This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 09:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
But only if you’re bored
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 11:28:00 AM] Sam Willis
so hopefully they’re done??
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 11:54:00 AM] Dave
So I wonder if it is because we have a date. Or just because of your cycle. Or because you’re at work. lol so many interesting variables 😏
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 12:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Doesn’t it?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
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[2026-03-18 04:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
I thought you were talking about the meme I pinged you on teams
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
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[2026-03-18 08:37:00 PM] Dave
What was it?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 08:37:00 PM] Dave
What was it? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 04:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hold on
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.4
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[2026-03-18 04:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Wait
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.4
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[2026-03-18 09:26:00 AM] Dave
Rachel who?
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
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[2026-03-18 04:27:00 PM] Dave
Have you ever seen that actual clip?
Score: 0.30 | Confidence: 0.4
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Deep sharing
15 messages with deep_sharing signals | Average score: 0.66
[2026-03-18 09:44:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Been talking your fucking ear off this morning what else is new but let's see there were a couple other random things in my mind first off. Did Juliet sleep in your bed again last night? I don't like that. Not that I owe him any sort of anything, but I I've already thought like I'm obviously gonna have to tell Christian. I'm leaving town. But if he asks like, why are you gonna I'm just gonna say well they named the new leader that's replacing Jeff, which it all likelihood they will have by then and that they want to get the leadership team together again Now with this new leader, which honestly maybe they will wanna get everybody back together again like once they name who the new leader is if things are gonna be changing up like if it's a mirror like I would think he'd wanna meet with the team, but who knows OK, so that and then Yeah, cause he still telling me like things he's doing which I know it's like early days but like he told me two different times last night like oh yeah you know I won't be home tomorrow night cause I'm going out to dinner and then he like reminding me again, so yeah tomorrow night will be out with to dinner with some coworkers are in town so I'm just like OK if you don't need to tell me we're still sharing location though I know I'll turn it off before I go to Dallas So I don't know we're in this. This is gonna be weird to me for a while not loving the weirdness mostly cause I don't wanna like leave them on. That's what I think I'm leading him on but like like last night was a super easy night like we all got along laughing like there was nothing wrong or tense about the night so I don't know. I just don't wanna give him the sense of like see this is all great like why are we things? So Anyway, maybe he'll go to a game tonight after he goes to dinner and then have fun in like you know get some things out On a Wednesday OK, I was gonna tell you that and then Was there anything else from this morning? We didn't talk about from your message I was gonna tell you to like my fucking ass is getting so flat. I like catch myself in the mirror and I'm like where did the ass go? It's this is terrible what is by the time I'm it's practically a fucking pancake. Like I don't know if you felt this, but when I turned 25 it was a noticeable fucking shift immediately of like my metabolism slowing and everything in my body wise just like falling apart OK and so then I feel like I hit something again at 30 and now when I get to 40, what the fuck I don't know, but losing my ass thing is not what needs to be happening OK also Oh, I really am jumping all over the place. Do you remember when I told you that there was this new Netflix show that was coming out called age of attraction and the whole premise is you start dating these people that you have no idea how old they are once you decide that you wanna like kinda try dating them out in the real world that's when you find out how old they are anyway I watched like one or two episodes I just. There's like 60-year-olds paired up with 27-year-olds I'm like this is this is the stretch for me. This is not this seems like you're just trying too hard for drama because I know no 27 year-old ones those 60-year-old ass so I just I mean that's not true people definitely do but I don't know. I don't know. Also I guess I've been seeing spoilers but I probably won't watch anyway but this particular couple six-year-old black man 27-year-old black woman she's extremely religious and she's celibate allegedly and I guess he knew that yet they still decided to try to move forward. This guy is very much like that. Call me, daddy kind of person. And she's like this wholesome Actually, I know exactly why you picked her because she is very much a submissive She believes that women are like behind men like the very old school religious women should be seen and not her type thing and this guy is very dominant and like I said, call me daddy typing and so they fucking ended up together and I guess she told him that that she was celibate And but then she ended up like she has oral sex with him and stuff and so I guess so that's not enough. He was getting too pissed off that she wasn't having sex with him and so they broke it off but the Internet it's like you can't be celibate and having oral sex celibacy means that you're doing nothing blah blah blah I'm like who the fuck cares why the fuck did this person take the six-year-old ass man I don't understand.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 08:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm glad you slept pretty well and I'm glad you're only mildly grumpy My headaches are because of the way I sleep. I have got to stop sleeping on my stomach, but also I need to find a pillow that actually works by the way do you say pillow or pillow? I think I switched between both. Hold on I can't multitask OK, OK vibrators so I subscribe to a few like just daily newsletters one of them is like real news. Some other ones are like fun ones but one of them is the skim and it's definitely like Taylor towards women, but they have like normal daily news. They're pretty liberal too, but normal daily news and they have like shopping then they have like health and wellness. And they have a few others but a lot of times what I'm doing sleep shopping. It's because I'm reading things off of the skim but anyway, so sometimes they are talking about. Various vibrators and then sometimes like the editors will like test out like three of them and then like rate them and stuff like that so that's where I get some of them and then you know the Facebook group I belong to like are we dating the same man? Sometimes women on there talking about how you know their vibrator is better than any man could be so sometimes I get ideas from there which is where I got the one, but I can't find anymore. Hold on. Let me yell at these fucking dogs.
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-18 11:10:00 AM] Dave
He has really gotten super comfortable with me. I don’t think he has anyone else that can get on board with the military-style lingo and attitude and stuff
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 06:56:00 PM] Sam Willis
What 2026 Adds to the Mix: Uranus moving into Gemini this April brings a wildcard energy to Gemini’s entire identity — including how they show up sexually. They may crave more experimentation, freedom, or radical change in their intimate life. This could either excite a Cancer willing to explore, or unsettle a Cancer who needs consistency to feel safe. Cancer, meanwhile, is in a Jupiter-blessed period of emotional expansion and self-worth. This actually gives Cancer a rare confidence boost — they may find themselves more able to ask for what they need in intimacy rather than hoping a partner intuits it. That’s hugely positive for this pairing.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 06:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
The Cosmic Backdrop Makes This Year Unusually Important for Both of You For Cancer, 2026 unfolds like a quiet blessing — Jupiter moving through Cancer around mid-year opens what feels like a golden window. Work expands, visibility grows, and long-held dreams begin to feel attainable. Plans that were once tentative gain momentum between late spring and early autumn. Meanwhile, for Gemini, Jupiter in Cancer has been boosting their resources and talents since June 2025, and these blessings continue into 2026. All assets — including emotional resilience and creative gifts — can be valuable currency if treated with care. Additionally, when Uranus re-enters Gemini in April, expect a spike in nervous energy and a wave of brilliant ideas that come faster than they can keep up with. This is significant for the pairing: Cancer is in a period of blossoming and visibility, while Gemini is entering a period of disruption and rapid evolution. These energies can either complement or clash — and awareness is the key.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 07:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea, definitely new. I haven’t been really all that expressive sexually in years…and years
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 07:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea, definitely new. I haven’t been really all that expressive sexually in years…and years This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 05:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
The bitches who call me SLOPPY JO!!!!
Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.6204999999999999
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[2026-03-18 08:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Buying US
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
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[2026-03-18 08:50:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, hopefully you can still hear me. I'm putting on mascara anyway, but the Facebook site is where I saw a bunch of women were raving about this one. It was like more of a wand. So I'm gonna have to try to find that I thought I had saved it and I can't find it so but like tons of women were like holy fuck I have that too. It's so fucking amazing and blah blah blah anyway. So yeah, I feel like I just want like a difference sensation You know so anyway We will see What else was I gonna talk about? I have a lot on my mind, but nothing is coming out So let me finish getting ready then I'll be back. I know I wanna talk about Brian and that fun stuff with work.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Yeah, so Dennis is under Brian now instead of Chris boy and like can you imagine the leadership difference between Chris and Brian? Chris is very much like. The guy that you go grab beers with you know what I mean like he's not Chris wanted to be a cop like you know he's very much that type of person not whatever the fuck Brian is but anyway, yeah, there were a few points in the conversation where I literally thought Rachel was going to cry like she kept rubbing her eye and like she just you know you can tell when somebody's about to cry and I was just like oh fuck don't cry. God is gonna be awkward for me because I'm awkward. But she she didn't I mean I would've not been awkward had she done it but I was like
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 05:21:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah Just got fucking panhandled by some some of the Whittakers from the West Virginia coal Mining country Yeah Knowing how you are with hugs, I can imagine some old gross like fucking poor person trying to hug you at the gas station. They're gross. Man, I still cannot think of what there's a few words that people from Ohio say that every time they like throw an extra letter in it like an R or something I can never remember exactly what it is, but it will come to me and especially whenever I talk to somebody, you can immediately catch it But one thing they say as an expression like an exclamation you like Jesus Christ they say diesel Pete diesel Petes And nobody really knows what it means. I've looked it up before I forget like what the origin was but it's just like something everybody there says diesel pees so it sounds really stupid. That's all I felt like I might say something after that, but it just sounds really stupid
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 05:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Not ORL
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 05:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: As soon as you said that stuff that you put in your car or whatever the fuck I knew where you were going and I knew it was gonna be fucking oral not world or I can't even fucking say it because it's wrong OK however you say it is wrong oh my God I just so wish that you could like hear my family talk that lives in Virginia because There's some things that you say that are just so similar just your accent, but I'm sure you would hear it in just like holy fuck like that is so Virginia I wish I had like a clip of someone talking cause Jesus you guys are like some of those southern people I know
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 07:46:00 PM] Dave
Asking, telling… in the spirit of what the horoscope is saying, I think what we’ve been doing is “asking” in the nature this is saying
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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Disagreement
20 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.64
[2026-03-18 09:09:00 AM] Dave
Oh. I thought you booked the gaylord
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-18 09:09:00 AM] Dave
Oh. I thought you booked the gaylord This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-18 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
No This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
No
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 07:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
No that’s what it says about you!
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 12:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
Zero
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 07:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
No that’s what it says about you! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 09:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
No I’m definitely still in follic
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 04:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
No. What show if it?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 07:36:00 PM] Dave
But you have definitely been asking
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 04:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
I think you want to fight
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:26:00 AM] Dave
Daily meetings?!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 10:01:00 AM] Dave
Yeah, that premise seems weird
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 04:30:00 PM] Sam Willis
Btdubs-you’ll likely find that Chris B is quite a brown noser too
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:26:00 AM] Dave
Not O’Neil I guess
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 09:54:00 AM] Dave
No you don’t!
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 09:02:00 AM] Dave
Hehehe, no we don’t have a DC Austin. And no I’m not even taking over Danby’s stuff 🤭
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 04:14:00 PM] Dave
What does that have to do with your head hurting though. Millions of people sleep on their stomach
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 05:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
It’s O I L
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[2026-03-18 04:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh i will
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
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Emotional support
24 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.70
[2026-03-18 08:01:00 AM] Dave
These headaches 🙁
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-18 09:13:00 AM] Sam Willis
YES
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-18 09:28:00 AM] Dave
Ewwwe that sucks for Rachel
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-18 06:58:00 PM] Sam Willis
The Key Insight The sexual connection between Gemini and Cancer has real potential — but it requires a specific kind of negotiation: Gemini must learn to lead with tenderness, not just cleverness. Cancer must learn to communicate desire openly, not just feel it silently. When those two shifts happen, they balance each other in a way few pairings do — Cancer grounds Gemini’s scattered energy into something meaningful, and Gemini lifts Cancer out of emotional heaviness into joy and spontaneity. In 2026 especially, with both signs under pressure to grow and evolve, the couples who talk openly about their intimate needs will be the ones who thrive. 😘
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 07:49:00 PM] Dave
Yeah because of how open, accepting, and generally on the same page you are
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 11:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
He loves you
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 06:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
What Could Go Wrong in 2026 (And How to Avoid It) Cancer’s sacred caution in 2026 is this: do not carry every emotional burden alone. In spousal and long-term partnerships, the instinct may be to over-give, compensate, smooth, and fix. This is especially risky with a Gemini partner, whose restless Uranian energy this year may make them feel less emotionally available than Cancer needs. For Gemini, 2026 is not about loud conversations — it is about honest ones, the kind that heal and deepen love. The year asks Gemini to resist their tendency to skim the emotional surface, especially with a Cancer who communicates in feelings rather than words.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 04:19:00 PM] Sam Willis
I know but easier said than done!
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-18 06:38:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine hope you slept well I saw your vibrator selections I haven't looked through them yet, but it's like interesting. I like the first one for sure that one looks sexy. So curious, where do you mean? It sucks that you can't find the one but where do you like to get your vibrator news? Or like, how do you? Get into how do you decide when it's time to get a new one or do you just like? Shop around Sex sex toy sites when you're horny or where do you like want something that feels different or is yours like get worn out and put mileage on that baby recently? Oh yeah, I'm just kind of curious like what? What's on your sex toy shopping like when you decide to like what makes you want you in? Now now I want to fuck you great well I mean, as I already did, but now my dick's hard since I've been talking about sex toys Obviously makes me think of you use sex toys Obviously, no, I love So 630 party got me all hot and bothered Speaking of which As far as Juliet knows, I'm taking over Dandy's role And the data center stuff that he's gone after this restructuring my head, which means I probably gonna have to go travel down to Austin periodically to do things or whatever so where is that? It might not have to just be a one single day and no spend the night thing just kind of throwing that out there If you're interested, motherfucker come on You can make a right turn, red asshole fucking guy just sitting here on this goddamn phone Probably anyway, sorry Back to sitting on my face that ever since you said that it's been a persistent In my mind But there's You'll have to finish watching DDF I won't say anymore you'll know exactly what I'm talking about them Yeah, so I'm pretty sure I did say good morning sunshine this time hopefully that that won't happen again So That's about it for today I am thinking about doing things to you on my way to work and I'm aside from that. I do love you and I miss you. I can't wait to see you. I can't wait to talk to you today.
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-18 09:25:00 AM] Dave
Oh man! That sucks
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:53:00 PM] Dave
I was sick! It helped me cope
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
My head is pounding though 😭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 04:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes, and I wake up with them being numb almost every morning
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 05:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Why do you say pillow and window? Oh my God you're so country. Sometimes I swear to God. I was saying pillow or pillow like PI or PE I try to save pillow, but sometimes it's pillow. Also, do you say crooked or cricket? I say cricket and everybody makes fun of me but like I'm pretty sure that's how it's supposed to be
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 05:13:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: That is seriously a fucking nightmare trying to oh God working in the CO I would kill myself like without it out But I can't imagine that they would put you in there. You have two teams of like a bunch of people. Yeah, that's I wouldn't worry about that at all so for the vendor stuff We kind of split it up, so Rachel's team are is doing the or so she's overseeing CVM I think who is taking the more the business critical OK so there's firm critical vendors is one of the lists and there's Core technology vendors I think core technology something like obviously the technology part So Nick Brennan's team and Mattis, my guy that my work husband He's the one that does all of that the cortex technology fenders so he does the cortex he does assessments on the vendors he does the Recovery plans and he does the the table tops of the recovery plans He doesn't make them himself, but he's give them the template gives him the instructions helps them out whatever like they the owners technology owners do it so he does that and that's what I oversee CVM does the firm critical And those are more business oriented, so that's why I CBM does those where they overlap there's like a dozen or so that overlap therefore that are our technology and firm critical in those are kind of Either or I guess I think Rachel those are the ones Rachel has been Looking after a lot because I don't know something a while ago something happened. She was told that there would be a certain kind of. Template used, and Madison was not interested in providing by that So now CVO I guess is doing those. I'm not sure but yeah I'm sticking with that. That's all vendor stuff. Chris is taking Kim Kirkey's and Ray Ray where the fuck I got Ray from the other guy that works there with Kim. Like the cyber vault and the KPT's and shit like that he's doing that that's gonna be Chris and then star is gonna take some of my she's gonna maybe help me with some third-party stuff or maybe take some of the easy stuff cause she is really Just all she has done is metrics like that's all she knows how to do so we're gonna have to like kind of onboard her slowly, but yeah that's interesting though I hadn't heard that live and read are both looking for jobs I know he's got like a fucking half a dozen slots for young blonde girls so I don't know how that's gonna work out
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 05:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Dude, I just spent $75 to fill up with gas and it used to cost. I think 45 at most that's disgusting. Also, so I pull out to one of the pumps and there was a woman like A few pumps over and then I look over and she's kind of standing like pretty close to my car. I'm like what's going on so I kinda look at her and then like I'm not out of the car yet and I just kinda like look over Earl and I'm like. Probably giving a stink face and then she just kind of moved like Neander slowly up to near the front door of the gas station and like to go into the shade or just act like she's gonna do something else but she's just like hanging out around there so I get out and I'm trying to Put my own gas and then she walks up to me and I'm like oh God And she's like hey, do you see that blue Jeep over there? She's like we literally just had to push it. Here cause we're completely out of gas we don't have any money You don't need I'm not asking for cash. I'm just asking if you could help us fill up. OK anyway there were like five people in the car. The driver was this dude that was all hunched over. And one of the women it was like one dude in like four women, and some of the women were like putting on makeup like they all were missing a lot of teeth And one of the women was like thank you she said something about how she tried to drop off some copper to sell some copper but they wouldn't take it so she doesn't have any money and drivers really sick and you know whatever and then they were like oh thank you thank you thank you but let me give you a hug and I'm like that's OK. I'm like it's no problem. Anyway, whatever you know, they're probably hopping from gas station to gas station just to eventually get a full a full tank. I only put in like $20 anyway I'm just glad they weren't like. Creepy
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 07:37:00 PM] Dave
Or… you’ve at least been very open
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:25:00 AM] Dave
Sucks about Chris
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
I am done with them, thank goodness
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 07:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok so you better be tender and gentle and loving!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 12:25:00 PM] Dave
Uuuuugh. I ate chicken and rice for lunch and now I remember why I hadn’t been eating lunch 🥱🥱🥱🥱
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 05:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
😭😭😭😭
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:27:00 AM] Dave
Yeah I know how he is
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 09:23:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Anyway, about Chris and then I'll tell you about the Brian stuff but like things were such a cluster fuck on Monday morning that Stephen told Brian that his whole absent team was moving over to Jen and all the people so he had told Chris Bennett you're moving under under Jen and Chris was like excited because he likes Only to find out the next day oh lol we were wrong. You're actually moving to Eric, which I'm sure he's gonna be happy to work for Eric too but like it's just what a fucking mess you don't even know where your people are going like way to make him feel like he's just being super tossed around you know. So speaking of that, I had a one on one with Rachel yesterday and I was like how's the vibe out there because basically all of the Phoenix location now for the most part reports to Brian because say yeah I mean it's not everybody in Phoenix but pretty fucking close but say Nisha, Kumar Dennis and Rachel all report to Brian now and everybody just got moved over to him except for except for Faye anyway so Basically, the only people in the office are the four people that just got moved to Brian plus me and so I said how's the vibe out there and she's like not good I'm like what's going on and she's like well. We all have like separate one on ones with Brian and. I think Brian is like very used to people leading like new like younger people in their career like you could tell you very much likes being a boss. We have daily teenagers that are 45 minutes which I knew that because I have the same thing with him. Monday through Friday and she's like you know like people like Dennis People like Dennis are like what the fuck you know people who have been in their career for a long time I mean, same like Nisha Kumar everybody is like what the fuck dude we don't need to be micromanage like this and They're all just not fucking happy. They said that the way he like talks to them seems pretty condescending. He doesn't mean to but like you know and he's trying to be so fucking positive and upbeat, but people can see right through it like people much more in my opinion appreciate The openness and the Don't fucking fake it like dude just be like hey like you know what the fuck just happened like we're gonna get through this together. We'll figure it out like, how are you feeling about it not like oh my God welcome to the team. We're so happy I'm gonna have such a great opportunity for you. And like she's just like what the fuck and also it sounds like the thing that he's trying to have her work on is basically end up taking over what they does which is basically manage his whole pin test program, but that is extremely administrative. I'm talking about setting up fucking tons of meetings. You're setting up access for the pin testers that are coming in. You're basically a taskmaster managing spreadsheet and timelines and just she has no interest. Rachel does so anyway. So anyway, that's it's not good. People are not happy about. This switch for cloud over to Brian and like Dennis Dennis's security like so he's completely changing up what he's doing and like there's no Home for him really so anyway OK, that's that and I am reading your text. OK you're probably talking about clear. I don't need clear. I had it for a bit. It's stupid. I mean it's probably better now but yeah, no I have. I have free and is so much cheaper and it lasts for like 3 to 5 years or something. I don't think I use fly credits for my last trip because I think it's an airline that I don't normally fly. I did I'm so confused How to end this also definitely probably won't be sick. Is not giving me confidence little shit.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Encouragement
3 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.73
[2026-03-18 09:04:00 AM] Dave
I was thinking for Apr. If you’re flying in Sunday, leaving Tuesday, instead of me coming by Monday, I’ll take another “trip to Austin” and just spend Sunday and Monday night with you?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-18 07:53:00 PM] Dave
Good job baby
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 02:41:00 PM] Dave
Just keep working those headstands. Work those muscles.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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Excitement
20 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.73
[2026-03-18 10:41:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m so excited to see you again ❤️
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-18 12:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
Haaaa I don’t even need to open it to know exactly the one you’re talking about 🥵🥵
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.748
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[2026-03-18 12:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
I mostly think of wands. But there’s so many options. SO MUCH TO EXPLORE!!! 😏 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
EEEEEE!!!!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
I mostly think of wands. But there’s so many options. SO MUCH TO EXPLORE!!! 😏
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:47:00 PM] Dave
EEEEEE!!!!! Sent with Loud
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 09:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
I can’t wait to talk to you
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-18 02:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes please!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 05:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omg!!!!
Score: 0.76 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-18 09:24:00 AM] Dave
Ooooh 5 mins!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 09:13:00 AM] Sam Willis
YES
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 08:39:00 PM] Dave
Ooooh, nice
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 09:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
Eeee!! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 09:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
Eeee!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 08:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
That workout was 🔥
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 08:58:00 PM] Dave
OMGGGG!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 11:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
That’s interesting
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 03:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
WHAT!!!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 06:57:00 PM] Sam Willis
…starting in April, even 🤯
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:30:00 AM] Dave
Omg Chris v Brian 🤯
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Flirting
22 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.79
[2026-03-18 11:50:00 AM] Sam Willis
You’ll be surprised to know (not) that I’m just sitting over here, trying to work, but super horny
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 11:57:00 AM] Dave
I can not wait to get my hands on tongue on you 🤤
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.7905
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[2026-03-18 06:38:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine hope you slept well I saw your vibrator selections I haven't looked through them yet, but it's like interesting. I like the first one for sure that one looks sexy. So curious, where do you mean? It sucks that you can't find the one but where do you like to get your vibrator news? Or like, how do you? Get into how do you decide when it's time to get a new one or do you just like? Shop around Sex sex toy sites when you're horny or where do you like want something that feels different or is yours like get worn out and put mileage on that baby recently? Oh yeah, I'm just kind of curious like what? What's on your sex toy shopping like when you decide to like what makes you want you in? Now now I want to fuck you great well I mean, as I already did, but now my dick's hard since I've been talking about sex toys Obviously makes me think of you use sex toys Obviously, no, I love So 630 party got me all hot and bothered Speaking of which As far as Juliet knows, I'm taking over Dandy's role And the data center stuff that he's gone after this restructuring my head, which means I probably gonna have to go travel down to Austin periodically to do things or whatever so where is that? It might not have to just be a one single day and no spend the night thing just kind of throwing that out there If you're interested, motherfucker come on You can make a right turn, red asshole fucking guy just sitting here on this goddamn phone Probably anyway, sorry Back to sitting on my face that ever since you said that it's been a persistent In my mind But there's You'll have to finish watching DDF I won't say anymore you'll know exactly what I'm talking about them Yeah, so I'm pretty sure I did say good morning sunshine this time hopefully that that won't happen again So That's about it for today I am thinking about doing things to you on my way to work and I'm aside from that. I do love you and I miss you. I can't wait to see you. I can't wait to talk to you today.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.99
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[2026-03-18 10:31:00 AM] Sam Willis
The spooning/from behind will be perfection 👌🥰
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 11:56:00 AM] Sam Willis
How I’m going to want your hands and tongue all over me as soon as I see you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-18 11:56:00 AM] Sam Willis
How I’m going to want your hands and tongue all over me as soon as I see you This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-18 02:40:00 PM] Dave
I’ll work that neck out for you 😏
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 11:58:00 AM] Dave
Or to get you on your knees in front of me 😏
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.782
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok so I need to bring a vibrator and lube! And probably have some booze in me lol
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-18 07:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yuppppp 💦💦💦
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:37:00 PM] Dave
Also… ‘open’ hehehe 😏
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 10:27:00 AM] Dave
Are you sure you don’t want to have sex WHILE we watch it?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 01:55:00 PM] Dave
I’ve been too busy thinking about eating your pussy 🤤😜
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 07:34:00 PM] Dave
You know I am, baby 👸
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-18 07:54:00 PM] Dave
That’ll cover the penetration aspect too 😏
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 02:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
In more ways than one, I’m sure
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 05:45:00 PM] Dave
🤭 😈
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.697
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:39:00 PM] Dave
Vibrator or dildo?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 02:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Mmmmmm
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 11:33:00 AM] Sam Willis
Lmfao. Anjana!!! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 08:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
I just had some fun before I hop into the shower 😉
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 07:36:00 PM] Edited 5 minutes, 18 seconds later: Is that something new for you, would you say?
Like specifically with or sharing sexual fantasies?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Frustration
47 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.67
[2026-03-18 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
How can you mail cannabis?!? That has to be illegal.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 12:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
How can you mail cannabis?!? That has to be illegal. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 03:15:00 PM] Dave
This fucking team meeting is cutting into my nap time 🥱😠
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-18 11:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
Fucking gross
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-18 09:27:00 AM] Dave
But he’s a leadership cock muncher 🙄
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 05:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh what I was gonna say earlier about the CO shit well two things first off a lot of people are saying that we might have some rework again once the new Jeff has been named so that's fucking stupid and then too I mean, there are people on my team that deserve to probably move up and so like if they're looking for a way to help advanced somebody's career and give them an opportunity why wouldn't they fucking move me out of the way and put me in the goddamn CO, so then somebody from my team can like take over that will be so fucking depressing Like I don't know, I would do it for like a year or two No, I won't I just don't have a good feels I mean literally think about the people that just get moved like they don't have a choice nobody asked in their opinion. They're just like oh yeah we need to do this. What the fuck?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 08:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
They are all idiots
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 04:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
I am done with them, thank goodness
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-18 05:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: I definitely just ran something in the road I mean, obviously no I ran over something in the air But anyway, God sucking dammit I better not get a fucking flat tire. I swear to God I'm gonna be so pissed.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 12:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hmmm not loving any of these lol. Why the f don’t they have anything between 7 and noon 🙄
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 04:30:00 PM] Dave
Oh lol
Score: 0.73 | Confidence: 0.663
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[2026-03-18 05:28:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: What do you mean most of the time? I think that requires Some explanation Yeah, I got it driving me fucking crazy now and it's definitely a thing that diesel beats thing because I've heard it like starting from this like Cincinnati Ohio boy from when I was in the Air Force like he had all kinds of things I was like what the fuck is wrong with you dude like, do you not know how to speak English English motherfucker do you speak it? From pulp fiction He's like God diesel was one of the things I was never like. I didn't realize what it was until years and years later that I didn't realize that I wasn't staying until I met more Ohio people God it'll come to me. I'll tell you probably. The worst time probably when we're having sex or something like this stupid words Never mind Yeah, so how do you say? How do you? How do you pronounce that stuff that goes in your car engine the black stuff that you put in replicated I call it engine oil, and people make fun But I mean it's all cooking all engine oil
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 09:11:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: I thought we were going to Austin now I'm so confused
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
Dude that freaks me out!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:26:00 AM] Dave
Uuughh
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 11:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
Oh shit
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 11:51:00 AM] Dave
Noooo! That can’t be!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 04:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
He gets all animated about shit and like…fired up. It’s like bro…. Calm down
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 08:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Have I mentioned I hate our 2 hr time difference
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 11:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
WHY
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:25:00 PM] Dave
Uuuuugh. I ate chicken and rice for lunch and now I remember why I hadn’t been eating lunch 🥱🥱🥱🥱
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Fuck, I’m on fire just watching it
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 04:20:00 PM] Dave
It’s easier than having a fucking headache every day!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 07:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ve been asking? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.854
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[2026-03-18 08:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omg that means I won’t wake up until like 10am the mornings I’m there with you 😂
Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.6204999999999999
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[2026-03-18 08:01:00 AM] Dave
It’s marginally grumpy. Not too bad. But don’t want to be here. That’s for sure lol
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
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[2026-03-18 09:11:00 AM] Dave
I mean, not in Dallas. But you know
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:57:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha.. “ugh, I don’t like that”
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 11:29:00 AM] Sam Willis
I still can’t figure out the last person who was laid off
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.75
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[2026-03-18 12:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
I can’t fly with them!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 04:14:00 PM] Dave
What does that have to do with your head hurting though. Millions of people sleep on their stomach
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 04:24:00 PM] Dave
I thought that would’ve been obvious
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 04:27:00 PM] Sam Willis
With that attitude
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 04:33:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I wouldn't say I'm excited about any of that, but it is nice to kind of get something a little different because as you know, I'm pretty bored with all that and the whole Kim and Wayne cyber resilience team thing has just been annoying Lately so I'm glad to get rid of that
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 05:35:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: It's not oral that's what you're gonna be giving me when I force you to your knees and stick my cock down your throat OK, I think that's been sufficiently long enough to pivot to David Thompson yeah he's definitely Fucking Texas cause they're all kinds of different southern He's Texas southern like he's Texas accent like born and raised What family do you have in Virginia? I don't think I knew that you had family in Virginia. Yeah it's this is a very particular accident like my grandma. My mom's mom was like this. Southern bell like I can't even like I declare like Had a crazy accident it was it was pretty cool And I know that she can't say all right there's no R in it. It's just all OILO.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 08:36:00 PM] Dave
Buying you a sex toy…. That seems like something to be angry face about
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 11:08:00 AM] Dave
Just got off of a 40 min cold call with Matys 🤦♂️
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 12:21:00 PM] Sam Willis
That just feels weird to me
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:36:00 PM] Dave
But you have definitely been asking
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:55:00 AM] Dave
Bruh… we’ve seen a fucking report 🙄
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
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[2026-03-18 11:28:00 AM] Sam Willis
so hopefully they’re done??
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 11:51:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hmph
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
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[2026-03-18 01:07:00 PM] Dave
Wait… no
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 01:07:00 PM] Dave
Fuck is know
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 04:16:00 PM] Dave
Sleep a different way 🤷♂️
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 04:25:00 PM] Sam Willis
Are we fighting today?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 08:58:00 PM] Dave
FUUUUUUUCK ME 🥵
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Humor
99 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.67
[2026-03-18 12:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oooooo I like that!!
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 11:33:00 AM] Sam Willis
Lmfao. Anjana!!! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-18 12:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Lolol kidding
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 01:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omg. You and your criminal ways, I swear
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 11:50:00 AM] Sam Willis
You’ll be surprised to know (not) that I’m just sitting over here, trying to work, but super horny
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.99
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[2026-03-18 12:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
Dude I’m gonna get off in 5 seconds from that position lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:35:00 PM] Dave
https://www.reddit.com/r/dildothreesomes/comments/1rowj59/the_best_feeling/?share_id=HDjAYYj8VhloQhijNrGtT&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&seeker-session=true [Mature Content] From the dildothreesomes community on Reddit: The best feeling Posted by Slow_dr3am - 1,616 votes and 6 comments
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-18 12:46:00 PM] Dave
You’ve got me losing so many fluids lately…
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 05:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re killing me
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
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[2026-03-18 12:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 01:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Literally lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:57:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha.. “ugh, I don’t like that”
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 08:34:00 PM] Dave
I’m just throwing things out there 😜
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.7224999999999999
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 01:00:00 PM] Dave
Hahaha, everything freaks you out
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 11:32:00 AM] Dave
Hmm.. yeah idk. There was that one name I’d never heard. Indian I assume. Sounded kind of like “vagina”
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 11:33:00 AM] Sam Willis
This is exactly my morning voice messages to you lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-18 11:33:00 AM] Sam Willis
Lmfao. Anjana!!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 11:34:00 AM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 11:34:00 AM] Dave
Lmao This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 12:45:00 PM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 05:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
The inbreds!!! lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 07:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
When I was reading the part where it said I need to use my words bc you can’t intuit my needs, I was like ummm yes he can 😂😂
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 05:41:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I'm not gonna lie I'm still kinda laughing. I'm still actually laughing about it. There's no kind of through it. I'm definitely still laughing about it but I love you, baby and I would never call you that.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 05:24:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Diesel Pete I've never heard of that in my life. I'm pretty sure that's like not a thing. I wish I could think about what the fuck you're thinking of I know some people say Illinois it's not fucking Illinois. That's a silent. And I feel like Midwesterners know that, but I don't know about other people in the country seem to fuck that up Pittsburgh people definitely say things weird that's why they're called endures And then I don't know if you think of it let me know, but you're definitely southern. It's quite adorable most of the time.
Score: 0.79 | Confidence: 0.731
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[2026-03-18 05:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
Mulk?!? Tf is wrong with you lol
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-18 08:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ll think about buying you your illegal drugs 😂
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-18 07:55:00 PM] Dave
It’ll mix in with the sweat from your workout and you won’t even notice
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-18 05:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m not peeing by the way 😂
Score: 0.72 | Confidence: 0.6545
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[2026-03-18 09:12:00 AM] Dave
Lololol no, silly. I said I’d need to make “another trip to Austin”. Like on secret weekend.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 01:02:00 PM] Dave
But seriously. Every drug vendor uses usps. They have to have a warrant to open any package. And the sheer volume makes it completely impossible for them to catch anybody
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 08:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
You’re a shit lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-03-18 12:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok same. Geesh, don’t have to one up me all the time 🤪
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:45:00 PM] Dave
😁
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 07:37:00 PM] Dave
Also… ‘open’ hehehe 😏
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 04:17:00 PM] Dave
I aim to please
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 01:03:00 PM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 07:59:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hope you’re having a less grumpy morning than I am lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-03-18 06:38:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine hope you slept well I saw your vibrator selections I haven't looked through them yet, but it's like interesting. I like the first one for sure that one looks sexy. So curious, where do you mean? It sucks that you can't find the one but where do you like to get your vibrator news? Or like, how do you? Get into how do you decide when it's time to get a new one or do you just like? Shop around Sex sex toy sites when you're horny or where do you like want something that feels different or is yours like get worn out and put mileage on that baby recently? Oh yeah, I'm just kind of curious like what? What's on your sex toy shopping like when you decide to like what makes you want you in? Now now I want to fuck you great well I mean, as I already did, but now my dick's hard since I've been talking about sex toys Obviously makes me think of you use sex toys Obviously, no, I love So 630 party got me all hot and bothered Speaking of which As far as Juliet knows, I'm taking over Dandy's role And the data center stuff that he's gone after this restructuring my head, which means I probably gonna have to go travel down to Austin periodically to do things or whatever so where is that? It might not have to just be a one single day and no spend the night thing just kind of throwing that out there If you're interested, motherfucker come on You can make a right turn, red asshole fucking guy just sitting here on this goddamn phone Probably anyway, sorry Back to sitting on my face that ever since you said that it's been a persistent In my mind But there's You'll have to finish watching DDF I won't say anymore you'll know exactly what I'm talking about them Yeah, so I'm pretty sure I did say good morning sunshine this time hopefully that that won't happen again So That's about it for today I am thinking about doing things to you on my way to work and I'm aside from that. I do love you and I miss you. I can't wait to see you. I can't wait to talk to you today.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 08:36:00 PM] Dave
Buying you a sex toy…. That seems like something to be angry face about This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.6375
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[2026-03-18 08:59:00 AM] Dave
lol… sleep shopping
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 09:05:00 AM] Dave
And what was Chris pissed about?!? You can’t leave me a cliffhanger like that!!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 09:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 09:29:00 AM] Dave
Oh man.. Dennis is going to fucking haaaate that shit lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 10:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
😂
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 11:09:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha, he does.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 11:26:00 AM] Sam Willis
5 open positions under Reid lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 11:54:00 AM] Dave
So I wonder if it is because we have a date. Or just because of your cycle. Or because you’re at work. lol so many interesting variables 😏
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 01:03:00 PM] Dave
I was the friend 😅
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 01:04:00 PM] Dave
It should demonstrate that I know what I’m taking about 😜
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 03:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hahahaha
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
Let me try to find a pic that is similar to how I sleep lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 04:34:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh, and I've been meaning to come back around to how you said that word earlier cause I know you're gonna make fun of the way I say it Pillow so I couldn't tell the difference between how you said, pillow and pillow earlier They sounded exactly the same. I also say window like this out the window.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 05:21:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah Just got fucking panhandled by some some of the Whittakers from the West Virginia coal Mining country Yeah Knowing how you are with hugs, I can imagine some old gross like fucking poor person trying to hug you at the gas station. They're gross. Man, I still cannot think of what there's a few words that people from Ohio say that every time they like throw an extra letter in it like an R or something I can never remember exactly what it is, but it will come to me and especially whenever I talk to somebody, you can immediately catch it But one thing they say as an expression like an exclamation you like Jesus Christ they say diesel Pete diesel Petes And nobody really knows what it means. I've looked it up before I forget like what the origin was but it's just like something everybody there says diesel pees so it sounds really stupid. That's all I felt like I might say something after that, but it just sounds really stupid
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 07:15:00 PM] Dave
Because that’s motherfucking US!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 11:07:00 AM] Dave
Omg I knoooooooow
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 05:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: As soon as you said that stuff that you put in your car or whatever the fuck I knew where you were going and I knew it was gonna be fucking oral not world or I can't even fucking say it because it's wrong OK however you say it is wrong oh my God I just so wish that you could like hear my family talk that lives in Virginia because There's some things that you say that are just so similar just your accent, but I'm sure you would hear it in just like holy fuck like that is so Virginia I wish I had like a clip of someone talking cause Jesus you guys are like some of those southern people I know
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 05:33:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: No, I take that back like the most southern person that I've ever probably not ever heard but like David Thompson, he was up there like with his accent. I was like holy shit you southern I think he probably was like the most southern sounding out of all the people in Texas right out of the office. He's pretty close
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 07:55:00 PM] Dave
😜
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 08:59:00 AM] Dave
lol… both ways you said pillow sounded exactly the same 😂
Score: 0.68 | Confidence: 0.595
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[2026-03-18 08:01:00 AM] Dave
It’s marginally grumpy. Not too bad. But don’t want to be here. That’s for sure lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5525
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[2026-03-18 09:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
Daily for 45 minutes
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yea but I booked in Dallas lol. Right?!?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:13:00 AM] Dave
Ok 👍
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:12:00 AM] Dave
Lmao
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:30:00 AM] Dave
Lmao you should have told her that. Not like she doesn’t see it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:58:00 AM] Dave
Ooooh yeah!! The new leader. Maybe we could get a freebe 😁
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 11:52:00 AM] Dave
You said I’d be surprised… so I was acting surprised
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 12:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Drink uppppp
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 01:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
😬
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 04:27:00 PM] Dave
How bow da
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 04:31:00 PM] Dave
Yeah. He’s a fucking nerd
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 05:06:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Bitch, you're gonna make fun of me calling me country when you say cricket So it's just pillow up window. I don't know it's just I got the southern thing. But I say so, I say crooked Crooked yeah somethings crooked But that shit what was the other one? Window pillow look crooked There's a couple other things I wonder how you say cause some Midwestern is like Ohio people say What is it? There's a couple words they say real funny I'll think about I'll think of it in a sec
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 05:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
Omg the fucking hug. And it’s 104 degrees outside
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 08:45:00 PM] Dave
Pretty good. Since I’m a fatty, I’m at the store getting pop tarts instead of going to the gym 🤦♂️ This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 08:45:00 PM] Dave
Pretty good. Since I’m a fatty, I’m at the store getting pop tarts instead of going to the gym 🤦♂️
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:09:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m on my way up to that menstrual cycle PEAK!! 😂
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 11:08:00 AM] Dave
Broooo
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 11:57:00 AM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:18:00 PM] Dave
Other departure options since 6 is pretty early 😅
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 02:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK well I can’t be looking like that lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
I hate you lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 07:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
I have?? Even the experimentation craving?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:13:00 AM] Sam Willis
lmao
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:20:00 AM] Dave
Hahaha I definitely probably won’t be sick
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:59:00 AM] Dave
Yeah… gotta watch the “everything is fine” thing. Lmao maybe he’ll go to a gay bar
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:59:00 AM] Dave
Your ass isn’t getting flat 🙄
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 10:00:00 AM] Dave
Oh yeah, after 25… pretty soon it gets worse every fucking day. So just stop counting by years now lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 11:52:00 AM] Dave
Sheesh
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
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[2026-03-18 12:51:00 PM] Sam Willis
You had like packages lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 03:20:00 PM] Dave
Ahhh, finally lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 03:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
Must be nice! lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 04:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Iconic!
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 05:18:00 PM] Dave
That’s a small price to pay for beating Iran (gas price) -Trump
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:15:00 PM] Dave
Hollllly
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 07:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
No that’s what it says about you! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 11:57:00 AM] Sam Willis
I think all of the above lol This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 11:57:00 AM] Sam Willis
I think all of the above lol
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
This was another one I was looking at. Reviews are up and down. A lot of ppl say the app sucks, but I don’t need that bc we have the fieri for that 😏
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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Passive aggression
1 messages with passive_aggression signals | Average score: 0.70
[2026-03-18 09:27:00 AM] Dave
But he’s a leadership cock muncher 🙄
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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Planning
20 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.75
[2026-03-18 12:43:00 PM] Dave
There are plenty of stores here so we can go shopping together if you want 🥰
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 09:06:00 AM] Dave
So, plan the flights to maximize time in town 😉
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-18 09:06:00 AM] Dave
So, plan the flights to maximize time in town 😉 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-18 09:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
Bigger thing is: find us a hotel This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-18 09:13:00 AM] Dave
I mean, we can actually go to Austin if you want…
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 09:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
That works for me if you’re down! This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 09:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
But let me see who I have flight credit through
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
But let me see who I have flight credit through This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:08:00 AM] Sam Willis
Bigger thing is: find us a hotel
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 12:54:00 PM] Dave
I’ll send you a box and a mailing label, all you have to do is put them in and drop them off
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 01:04:00 PM] Dave
As of rn, yes, I have told the boys I’m going. But I’m honestly not sure if I will
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 12:18:00 PM] Dave
Other departure options since 6 is pretty early 😅
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 08:53:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh Austin, so are you thinking that in April or in June? Or like what do you have in mind by the way the Schwab even have a data center in Austin at all? Or is that just like totally made up? I can't remember I feel like we don't, but you would know more than I would. Are you taking over the data and stuff by the way do we ever find out what Chris Bennett is doing by the way? He was pissed Jesus Christ his dogs, driving nuts I'll be back
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 08:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Buying US This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:23:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’d probably go with the 7am one though, if I must lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 08:32:00 PM] Dave
I’ll make you a deal…
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 09:22:00 AM] Dave
There is a new thing that’s apparently better than tsa-pre. I forget what it’s called but it’s faster and even easier
Score: 0.65 | Confidence: 0.595
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[2026-03-18 09:12:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, well that actually makes things easier Anyway, OK I still need to look at who I have. I have flight points through just to hold on one second.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:28:00 AM] Dave
So is Dennis under Brian??
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
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[2026-03-18 07:46:00 PM] Dave
Asking, telling… in the spirit of what the horoscope is saying, I think what we’ve been doing is “asking” in the nature this is saying This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
Request
17 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.65
[2026-03-18 12:20:00 PM] Dave
Can I pay for your flight?
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-18 12:52:00 PM] Dave
You can get some and mail them to me though This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:52:00 PM] Dave
You can get some and mail them to me though
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:15:00 PM] Dave
Did you make this highlights?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:07:00 AM] Dave
Or I can look for you This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:07:00 AM] Dave
Or I can look for you
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 07:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
So have you been craving experimentation? This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
So have you been craving experimentation?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:42:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ve been asking?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 11:26:00 AM] Dave
We as in: everyone? Or just Dirs?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:43:00 PM] Dave
And would you say you’re “craving experimentation”?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 08:07:00 PM] Dave
/r/sextoys is a good resource on its own
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:01:00 AM] Dave
Is it the Hitachi Magic Wand?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:40:00 PM] Dave
So do you to go for dp?
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:36:00 PM] Dave
But you have definitely been asking
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:20:00 PM] Dave
This one is $400. The others are +160.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:04:00 AM] Dave
I mean… if you want 🤷♂️
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.4
Evidence:
Sexting
20 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.87
[2026-03-18 12:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
There are some vibrators you can use for penetration
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:53:00 PM] Dave
Fuck yeah
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:55:00 PM] Sam Willis
Sigh. Now I’m all wet
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 01:55:00 PM] Dave
I’ve been too busy thinking about eating your pussy 🤤😜
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-18 05:35:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: It's not oral that's what you're gonna be giving me when I force you to your knees and stick my cock down your throat OK, I think that's been sufficiently long enough to pivot to David Thompson yeah he's definitely Fucking Texas cause they're all kinds of different southern He's Texas southern like he's Texas accent like born and raised What family do you have in Virginia? I don't think I knew that you had family in Virginia. Yeah it's this is a very particular accident like my grandma. My mom's mom was like this. Southern bell like I can't even like I declare like Had a crazy accident it was it was pretty cool And I know that she can't say all right there's no R in it. It's just all OILO.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 07:54:00 PM] Dave
That’ll cover the penetration aspect too 😏
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 11:56:00 AM] Sam Willis
How I’m going to want your hands and tongue all over me as soon as I see you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-18 11:56:00 AM] Sam Willis
How I’m going to want your hands and tongue all over me as soon as I see you This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
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[2026-03-18 12:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
But it’s definitely been on my mind and in my fantasies too 💦
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 12:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ok so I need to bring a vibrator and lube! And probably have some booze in me lol
Score: 0.88 | Confidence: 0.88
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[2026-03-18 11:58:00 AM] Dave
Or to get you on your knees in front of me 😏
Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.87
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[2026-03-18 10:30:00 AM] Dave
We can just position ourselves so I’m inside you from behind (spooning), or you could even be sitting on my lap. It doesn’t have to be like super active fucking. Just grind away whenever we think about it 🤭
Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.87
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[2026-03-18 07:55:00 PM] Dave
Fuck… you’re the best 😈
Score: 0.87 | Confidence: 0.87
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[2026-03-18 05:43:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: How in the fucking thing that Ohio say is right on my tongue just like your clits gonna be pretty soon
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.765
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[2026-03-18 11:57:00 AM] Dave
I can not wait to get my hands on tongue on you 🤤
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 05:45:00 PM] Dave
🤭 😈
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-18 06:38:00 AM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Good morning sunshine hope you slept well I saw your vibrator selections I haven't looked through them yet, but it's like interesting. I like the first one for sure that one looks sexy. So curious, where do you mean? It sucks that you can't find the one but where do you like to get your vibrator news? Or like, how do you? Get into how do you decide when it's time to get a new one or do you just like? Shop around Sex sex toy sites when you're horny or where do you like want something that feels different or is yours like get worn out and put mileage on that baby recently? Oh yeah, I'm just kind of curious like what? What's on your sex toy shopping like when you decide to like what makes you want you in? Now now I want to fuck you great well I mean, as I already did, but now my dick's hard since I've been talking about sex toys Obviously makes me think of you use sex toys Obviously, no, I love So 630 party got me all hot and bothered Speaking of which As far as Juliet knows, I'm taking over Dandy's role And the data center stuff that he's gone after this restructuring my head, which means I probably gonna have to go travel down to Austin periodically to do things or whatever so where is that? It might not have to just be a one single day and no spend the night thing just kind of throwing that out there If you're interested, motherfucker come on You can make a right turn, red asshole fucking guy just sitting here on this goddamn phone Probably anyway, sorry Back to sitting on my face that ever since you said that it's been a persistent In my mind But there's You'll have to finish watching DDF I won't say anymore you'll know exactly what I'm talking about them Yeah, so I'm pretty sure I did say good morning sunshine this time hopefully that that won't happen again So That's about it for today I am thinking about doing things to you on my way to work and I'm aside from that. I do love you and I miss you. I can't wait to see you. I can't wait to talk to you today.
Score: 0.85 | Confidence: 0.85
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[2026-03-18 11:50:00 AM] Sam Willis
You’ll be surprised to know (not) that I’m just sitting over here, trying to work, but super horny
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 07:37:00 PM] Dave
Also… ‘open’ hehehe 😏
Score: 0.78 | Confidence: 0.78
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[2026-03-18 09:16:00 PM] Dave
I think that tracks. I’ve been counting that from that really bad day a week ago as your Lluteal - Menstrual. And now your horny is definitely going up over the last few days
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.75
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Status update
116 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.63
[2026-03-18 11:08:00 AM] Dave
Just got off of a 40 min cold call with Matys 🤦♂️
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 09:12:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yes, hotel is booked
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 09:10:00 AM] Sam Willis
Yea but I booked in Dallas lol. Right?!?
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 09:12:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, well that actually makes things easier Anyway, OK I still need to look at who I have. I have flight points through just to hold on one second.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 09:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
https://www.coltonhousehotel.com/ Luxury Boutique Hotel in Austin Experience the allure of Austin from the comfort of our boutique hotel suites at Colton House Hotel on South Congress. From spacious studios to Three Bedrooms with luxury and comfort.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 11:12:00 AM] Dave
He hit me up Monday to talk a bunch of shit about the “workforce reduction”… namely how they should call it what it was…. SHITCANNING
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 11:26:00 AM] Sam Willis
Everyone
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 11:26:00 AM] Sam Willis
We just got an updated org chart
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 11:27:00 AM] Dave
Matys seems to think STS is laying people off next week
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 11:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
Layoffs on Monday were firm wide but Stephen said CRM was hit the hardest
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 04:33:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I wouldn't say I'm excited about any of that, but it is nice to kind of get something a little different because as you know, I'm pretty bored with all that and the whole Kim and Wayne cyber resilience team thing has just been annoying Lately so I'm glad to get rid of that
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 04:33:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, trust me, bro. I sit right on the other side of the aisle from him. I've actually pretty much started ignoring you recently. Or like I mean over the last months because he'll come fucking like hover around you and stuff and I've just been like Your AirPods and not acknowledging cause he's got a stupid dad jokes that he tells whatever it's like his thing But anyway, he's all right I don't. I don't mind him. We had our team meeting today and I'll talk to Eric about what we're gonna like what they're gonna be doing And so I'm actually giving up The cyber resilience part of what I do so he's gonna take that like all the cyber ball in the KVT recovery plans and stuff like that and I'm gonna work on third-party primarily as well as The scenario themed analysis or whatever the fuck it is that we're doing
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 07:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
This was another one I was looking at. Reviews are up and down. A lot of ppl say the app sucks, but I don’t need that bc we have the fieri for that 😏
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
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[2026-03-18 08:03:00 AM] Dave
I’m sore from working out last night and it feels really good to stretch so that’s nice at least
Score: 0.75 | Confidence: 0.68
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[2026-03-18 12:46:00 PM] Dave
I need to drink more water 🥵
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
Drink uppppp This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 09:12:00 AM] Dave
But you booked it right?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 09:54:00 AM] Dave
6:11 though! Getting close
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
But I gotta get me a new one though for internal/penetration use. My two now are only external.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 08:00:00 AM] Dave
Well, supposedly the drive should be better on Fridays because less people on the road or whatever..
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:10:00 AM] Dave
That’s where I live
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.75
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[2026-03-18 09:20:00 AM] Dave
Omg that’s right… TSA 🙄
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 11:35:00 AM] Dave
Daaaamn Brian has 8 reports
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:52:00 PM] Dave
I ate them a couple days later. Can’t leave them out 🤷♂️
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 01:55:00 PM] Dave
Sry, was in my 1:1. No nothing lingering today.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 04:29:00 PM] Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkmOnEFCyI0 Dr. Phil Catch Me Outside (Cash Me Outside) Full Video A teen says her mom is “crazy,” “overbearing,” and “controlling,” and says she wants her to back off and let her live her life.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh I’m gonna say that that will be happening fairly quickly.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:00:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh I’m gonna say that that will be happening fairly quickly. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 08:07:00 PM] Dave
/r/sextoys is a good resource on its own
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:20:00 PM] Dave
This one is $400. The others are +160. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
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[2026-03-18 12:20:00 PM] Dave
Since you got the hotel
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:20:00 PM] Dave
This one is $400. The others are +160.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 05:44:00 PM] Sam Willis
🥵
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 09:17:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: OK, fuck this briefing I can't. I can't hold ask. So I can't figure out who I had flight credits through. I don't understand why I would've deleted that email but that is where I am. So yeah, whatever flight is best. It's probably gonna be. American I would think I don't know but anyway if you were bored and you want to look at flights go for it but you don't have to I can definitely do that at some point also I mean up to you about Austin. I don't care either way. I mean I've never been to Austin so yeah but I mean, that is more of a pain in the butt for you so it's it's up to you. I'm I'm whatever. I swear to God, you better not be fucking sick this time I would like to actually hear your voice, you know Also, I'm really hoping that there's no problems with fucking flights at that point cause like TSA they're now no longer being paid so it's all a fucking cluster so hopefully that gets addressed in the next month but I am a little bit leery about The line which is a pain in the ass and hopefully no fucking winter storms and everything is good so anyway Yeah, I'm I'm down for whatever
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 01:00:00 PM] Dave
Lots of billions This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 05:48:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Yeah, that's definitely just wash. No, R in that word also, what about milk? Some people say milk again it's kind of like the pillow pillow with the eye versus the E. Oh God, I see your pee Yeah, anyway do you say milk or milk?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 01:02:00 PM] Dave
That’s how I’ve been getting it for a decade
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:42:00 PM] Dave
Omg I hope so
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:13:00 AM] Sam Willis
In grapevine technically. I think
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 05:49:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh a very Midwestern thing is saying OOPE and I say oh all the time so I don't know if you guys had that in Virginia, but that is a very Midwestern day
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 05:43:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: I'm just trying to do your favor cause I thought you walked the army laugh, but that means you can't discriminate sometimes Though the love of my laughter, should that way Context of it I guess cause of it
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 05:53:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh yeah, no kidding for sure. Oh, you're right. Oh damn. Definitely one What was the other thing I'm not peeing by the way that's my job refrigerator like I just put a filter in so I gotta run it through For a while What the fuck dammit I wonder if I can expand that without stopping my recording I can Milk sometimes I say milk just the ironic but yeah milk it's milk
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 01:00:00 PM] Dave
Lots of billions
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 09:26:00 AM] Sam Willis
Barnitt-baker. My Rachel
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 12:42:00 PM] Dave
Right, that’s what I thought
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:42:00 PM] Dave
Right, that’s what I thought This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:47:00 PM] Sam Willis
I need to do the same.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 05:41:00 PM] Sam Willis
That was like a full minute of you laughing
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 05:47:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Oh my God, OK one of them is Wash like I'm gonna go wash the dogs it could be washed or wash. I'm gonna wash some dogs wash them dogs as a wash, but this is one of the things I fucked up on. By saying an ironically, there's sometimes I actually say wash like just without thinking about it because I've said it so many times making fun of Ohio people that I'll say watch like go go to car wash Not too, so then I sound like a fucking retard
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.5185
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 04:16:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes, and I wake up with them being numb almost every morning This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 09:05:00 AM] Sam Willis
Trying to listen to this updated stupid Iran briefing so I’ll be slow to respond lol. I’m trying!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
lol I am in meetings most of the day
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:07:00 AM] Sam Willis
lol I am in meetings most of the day This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:09:00 AM] Edited 6 seconds later: Didn’t you send me a screenshot of the confirmation yesterday? Or am i completly making that up
This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
In Dallas….
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:09:00 AM] Sam Willis
In Dallas…. This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:10:00 AM] Dave
Yeah
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 09:22:00 AM] Dave
Some guy was talking about it yesterday. It uses an iris scan
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 09:28:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Also, I probably said more to her than I should have Whatever but like you know, I said, I think he's just one of those people that Sucks leadership's dick We all know that's exactly what I think I didn't say that. I just said I think that he gets a lot of oh what did I say? Basically a lot of life fulfillment out of his work basically like this is important shit to his day-to-day. I was like a lot of us are just like this is our job and then we have our live lives and like we're only doing this to make money and yeah. But he is like this is part of his fucking identity for sure
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 09:29:00 AM] Dave
Idk him that well but I know enough to know that
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 09:30:00 AM] Dave
Oh 💯 his identity
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 09:57:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, should I do actually have one more thing still not important but still the fucking FRB reached out last night and is asking what we a second line have done in the past year for oversight for a threat intelligence and that's that's my team, but there are no RCA controls around threat until there are no standards It's a whole very light so I mean we stay in touch, but it's like So I'm gonna have to pull something out of my freaking ass and I'm not excited about about that
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 10:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
It’s a thought
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 10:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
I’m pretty awful at multi tasking
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 11:33:00 AM] Sam Willis
https://www.tiktok.com/@john_prewitt/video/7618604764061781261 TikTok · John Prewitt 94 likes, 2 comments. “Well since you asked… 30 min low impact 3/17/26”
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 12:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
The tiredness is real
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 12:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
I know. It’s awful
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 12:40:00 PM] Dave
Well one is for penetration and the other isn’t.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 12:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
(App: Memoji)
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 12:53:00 PM] Edited 14 seconds later: Do you have any idea how many billions of dollars worth of cannabis traverse the usps?
This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 12:59:00 PM] Sam Willis
Zero This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 01:02:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yes
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 01:03:00 PM] Dave
Nooo
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 01:03:00 PM] Sam Willis
Like one dude
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
Stomach sleeper
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 04:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
OK picture me on my stomach, and my arms are underneath me, as if I’m hugging my chest
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 04:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
Bc it’s tension
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 04:15:00 PM] Dave
You sleep on your arms?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 04:15:00 PM] Sam Willis
Kind of like this but my shoulders are absolutely raised up. Like I’m clinching
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 04:16:00 PM] Dave
wtf
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 04:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’ve never thought to do that
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 04:28:00 PM] Dave
From the show?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 05:13:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: That is seriously a fucking nightmare trying to oh God working in the CO I would kill myself like without it out But I can't imagine that they would put you in there. You have two teams of like a bunch of people. Yeah, that's I wouldn't worry about that at all so for the vendor stuff We kind of split it up, so Rachel's team are is doing the or so she's overseeing CVM I think who is taking the more the business critical OK so there's firm critical vendors is one of the lists and there's Core technology vendors I think core technology something like obviously the technology part So Nick Brennan's team and Mattis, my guy that my work husband He's the one that does all of that the cortex technology fenders so he does the cortex he does assessments on the vendors he does the Recovery plans and he does the the table tops of the recovery plans He doesn't make them himself, but he's give them the template gives him the instructions helps them out whatever like they the owners technology owners do it so he does that and that's what I oversee CVM does the firm critical And those are more business oriented, so that's why I CBM does those where they overlap there's like a dozen or so that overlap therefore that are our technology and firm critical in those are kind of Either or I guess I think Rachel those are the ones Rachel has been Looking after a lot because I don't know something a while ago something happened. She was told that there would be a certain kind of. Template used, and Madison was not interested in providing by that So now CVO I guess is doing those. I'm not sure but yeah I'm sticking with that. That's all vendor stuff. Chris is taking Kim Kirkey's and Ray Ray where the fuck I got Ray from the other guy that works there with Kim. Like the cyber vault and the KPT's and shit like that he's doing that that's gonna be Chris and then star is gonna take some of my she's gonna maybe help me with some third-party stuff or maybe take some of the easy stuff cause she is really Just all she has done is metrics like that's all she knows how to do so we're gonna have to like kind of onboard her slowly, but yeah that's interesting though I hadn't heard that live and read are both looking for jobs I know he's got like a fucking half a dozen slots for young blonde girls so I don't know how that's gonna work out
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 05:33:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, that does suck. Like just coming to work one day and guess what now you're doing this thing that you didn't fucking apply for or whatever Yeah, I mean I guess it's better than just I get fired but Yeah, it does have to feel pretty shitty but I mean I can't imagine they would take you from being a people or to like being an individual contributor right like they might make you a people leader in the CO if anything but even at that like Everybody else do it, but you're talking about moving from here anyway within a year like what do you care they're not gonna Have to work there for that long. I could just fucking check all the way out, but I've heard that about another or two depending on you takes Jeff's spot. I'm assuming you heard that Roy got the job with working for Stephen right
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 07:43:00 PM] Sam Willis
I feel like maybe I’ve been telling, maybe?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 07:53:00 PM] Sam Willis
https://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/vibrators/g-spot-vibrators/p/we-vibe-rave-2-app-controlled-g-spot-vibrator/a48468g86307.html We-Vibe Rave 2 App Controlled G-Spot Vibrator Lovehoney
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 08:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
All upper body. 8 exercises for 1 min each, 3 times through, no breaks This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 08:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
All upper body. 8 exercises for 1 min each, 3 times through, no breaks
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence:
[2026-03-18 09:10:00 PM] Dave
Ovulation
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 09:11:00 PM] Sam Willis
For maybe 2ish more days?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 09:17:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea like thurs-sat/sun were my worst
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 09:45:00 PM] Dave
It’s that time
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 12:36:00 PM] Dave
I figured
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 12:37:00 PM] Dave
Yeah I had to lower my desk and sit down
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 03:00:00 PM] Dave
Regular cheezits are still good 👍
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 05:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Moms sister and her family
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 05:37:00 PM] Sam Willis
Rural Retreat, Virginia
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 05:40:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: OK, here's one for you. Do you say roof or roof? I say roof all the time I only ever say rough
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.61
Evidence: Fallback label applied because no other signal was returned.
[2026-03-18 07:46:00 PM] Dave
Asking, telling… in the spirit of what the horoscope is saying, I think what we’ve been doing is “asking” in the nature this is saying This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
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[2026-03-18 08:06:00 PM] Dave
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[2026-03-18 08:06:00 PM] Dave
See what you think of these
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[2026-03-18 04:18:00 PM] Dave
That’s a thing
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[2026-03-18 04:22:00 PM] Sam Willis
I start on my side, but you know, when I’m not conscious, I turn
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[2026-03-18 12:41:00 PM] Dave
When I think “vibrator” I think this:
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[2026-03-18 12:39:00 PM] Sam Willis
Either/or would work
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[2026-03-18 12:40:00 PM] Sam Willis
Hers looks very vibrator-y to me
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[2026-03-18 01:06:00 PM] Dave
Idk… that’s what I’m sayin lol
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[2026-03-18 01:07:00 PM] Dave
It must have been like oct/nov?
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[2026-03-18 04:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
This one is better
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[2026-03-18 04:29:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea I’ve seen that
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[2026-03-18 12:32:00 PM] Dave
This This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-03-18 12:32:00 PM] Dave
This
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[2026-03-18 04:18:00 PM] Dave
But I mean… you can train yourself to sleep different ways
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[2026-03-18 05:39:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: Yeah, but you know that piece of shit won't let you move. He's such a fucking little faggots. Yeah, I don't know what to deal with Reed is but maybe they'll get rid of the all together I mean, like really what did they do? Sammy, Joe, Samantha Joe I'm not even gonna say it, but I fucking love it so much I like I don't I don't know. It's just that it gets cute. Or something like it Like there's they're so so many things Either there like I can't really even break it down It's either there's just there's levels to that than like I've never thought about it like I've known plenty of people named Joe men and women and I just never like put that together
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[2026-03-18 05:41:00 PM] Dave
I didn’t even say it baby!!
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[2026-03-18 01:07:00 PM] Sam Willis
Oh that was just like 2 months ago
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1 messages with unmet_need signals | Average score: 0.70
[2026-03-18 05:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Also, we talked about the Totino's Tostitos. Yeah I think we did anyway I am excited for you to be doing something different slightly with work. I think that will be good for you. Well, you still be working with your work husband that's obsessed with you or is that gonna be Kristen and now working with him? I'm guessing you're still gonna be working with them but yeah, I thought Rachel O'Neill's team was doing all the third-party shit so what are you doing? I'm I'm like missing something Anyway, oh, are you guys taking over that shit from Rachel O'Neill? I don't know, but I had a terrible thought as I was walking out of the office, but you know how obviously people get thrown into teams and have no choice. And the CO is basically nonexistent And I have heard that both read and Olivia are actively looking for other roles and so I just had this terrible feeling like what if I get thrown into the CO because of just having knotted background and fuck my life if that's the case But like let's be honest I'm not a technical person. How the fuck I'm over cyber security threat oversight is like a fucking fluke. Like my background is definitely more like a CE So I just really fucking worry about that actually I never had before. I didn't even cross my mind till like literally as I was walking past the break room like what the fuck
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[2026-03-18 12:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
Low key want to explode! 💦💦
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[2026-03-18 05:38:00 PM] Sam Willis
😭😭😭😭
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[2026-03-18 08:48:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Good morning I'm glad you slept pretty well and I'm glad you're only mildly grumpy My headaches are because of the way I sleep. I have got to stop sleeping on my stomach, but also I need to find a pillow that actually works by the way do you say pillow or pillow? I think I switched between both. Hold on I can't multitask OK, OK vibrators so I subscribe to a few like just daily newsletters one of them is like real news. Some other ones are like fun ones but one of them is the skim and it's definitely like Taylor towards women, but they have like normal daily news. They're pretty liberal too, but normal daily news and they have like shopping then they have like health and wellness. And they have a few others but a lot of times what I'm doing sleep shopping. It's because I'm reading things off of the skim but anyway, so sometimes they are talking about. Various vibrators and then sometimes like the editors will like test out like three of them and then like rate them and stuff like that so that's where I get some of them and then you know the Facebook group I belong to like are we dating the same man? Sometimes women on there talking about how you know their vibrator is better than any man could be so sometimes I get ideas from there which is where I got the one, but I can't find anymore. Hold on. Let me yell at these fucking dogs.
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[2026-03-18 05:05:00 PM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Also, we talked about the Totino's Tostitos. Yeah I think we did anyway I am excited for you to be doing something different slightly with work. I think that will be good for you. Well, you still be working with your work husband that's obsessed with you or is that gonna be Kristen and now working with him? I'm guessing you're still gonna be working with them but yeah, I thought Rachel O'Neill's team was doing all the third-party shit so what are you doing? I'm I'm like missing something Anyway, oh, are you guys taking over that shit from Rachel O'Neill? I don't know, but I had a terrible thought as I was walking out of the office, but you know how obviously people get thrown into teams and have no choice. And the CO is basically nonexistent And I have heard that both read and Olivia are actively looking for other roles and so I just had this terrible feeling like what if I get thrown into the CO because of just having knotted background and fuck my life if that's the case But like let's be honest I'm not a technical person. How the fuck I'm over cyber security threat oversight is like a fucking fluke. Like my background is definitely more like a CE So I just really fucking worry about that actually I never had before. I didn't even cross my mind till like literally as I was walking past the break room like what the fuck
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[2026-03-18 08:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
Bc I feel so far away from you!!! The distance feels worse.
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[2026-03-18 08:54:00 PM] Sam Willis
Bc I feel so far away from you!!! The distance feels worse. This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-03-18 07:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea, definitely new. I haven’t been really all that expressive sexually in years…and years
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[2026-03-18 07:45:00 PM] Sam Willis
Yea, definitely new. I haven’t been really all that expressive sexually in years…and years This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-03-18 12:35:00 PM] Dave
Also, idk how serious you were, and it’s totally ok if you weren’t buuuut… this has been on my mind and fantasies pretty consistently as well
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[2026-03-18 11:50:00 AM] Sam Willis
You’ll be surprised to know (not) that I’m just sitting over here, trying to work, but super horny
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[2026-03-18 09:27:00 AM] Dave
I’d much rather someone be genuine and candid
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[2026-03-18 12:36:00 PM] Sam Willis
Haaaa I don’t even need to open it to know exactly the one you’re talking about 🥵🥵
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[2026-03-18 09:12:00 AM] Sam Willis
Transcription: Oh, the Austin thing is a lie. I'm an idiot. Sorry I'm caught up now.
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[2026-03-18 04:13:00 PM] Sam Willis
And tightly wound.
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[2026-03-18 04:24:00 PM] Dave
…I’m tired
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[2026-03-18 07:35:00 PM] Sam Willis
When I was reading the part where it said I need to use my words bc you can’t intuit my needs, I was like ummm yes he can 😂😂
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[2026-03-18 07:47:00 PM] Dave
I’ve always craved experimentation This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-03-18 07:48:00 PM] Dave
Literally everything to do with my sexuality lol
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[2026-03-18 07:47:00 PM] Dave
I’ve always craved experimentation
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[2026-03-18 07:36:00 PM] Edited 5 minutes, 18 seconds later: Is that something new for you, would you say?
Like specifically with or sharing sexual fantasies?
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[2026-03-18 09:25:00 AM] Sam Willis
It’s not even important lol. Why do I blab so much
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[2026-03-18 11:37:00 AM] Sam Willis
Which like….how. Why.
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[2026-03-18 10:27:00 AM] Sam Willis
Hmmmmm
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[2026-03-18 10:26:00 AM] Sam Willis
Ummmm, sex will have to be on hold on that Monday while I watch this documentary….☺️🫣
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[2026-03-18 12:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
I have been betrayed….
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[2026-03-18 12:52:00 PM] Sam Willis
I have been betrayed…. This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-03-18 01:34:00 PM] Sam Willis
Have you had any more feels about the me moving thing?
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[2026-03-18 09:14:00 PM] Sam Willis
I’m just guessing. No actual idea. But it feels right!
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[2026-03-18 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
What are YOU thinking about the most? This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-03-18 09:31:00 AM] Dave
I’d probably cry too though tbh
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[2026-03-18 11:30:00 AM] Sam Willis
I guess someone I never even knew of lol like ever worked with
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[2026-03-18 12:31:00 PM] Sam Willis
What are YOU thinking about the most?
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[2026-03-18 12:39:00 PM] Dave
I knew that what it was gonna be!!
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[2026-03-18 05:35:00 PM] Dave
Audio Message.caf Transcription: It's not oral that's what you're gonna be giving me when I force you to your knees and stick my cock down your throat OK, I think that's been sufficiently long enough to pivot to David Thompson yeah he's definitely Fucking Texas cause they're all kinds of different southern He's Texas southern like he's Texas accent like born and raised What family do you have in Virginia? I don't think I knew that you had family in Virginia. Yeah it's this is a very particular accident like my grandma. My mom's mom was like this. Southern bell like I can't even like I declare like Had a crazy accident it was it was pretty cool And I know that she can't say all right there's no R in it. It's just all OILO.
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[2026-03-18 11:08:00 AM] Dave
Idek
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[2026-03-18 11:54:00 AM] Dave
What are you thinking about the most?
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[2026-03-18 02:26:00 PM] Sam Willis
What if the reason for my ongoing headaches is simply because my head is just far too heavy for my neck
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[2026-03-18 02:59:00 PM] Dave
OMFG Idk how I didnt tell you this.
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[2026-03-18 07:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
So have you been craving experimentation? This message responded to an earlier message.
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[2026-03-18 07:46:00 PM] Sam Willis
So have you been craving experimentation?
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[2026-03-18 07:35:00 PM] Dave
Ikr
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[2026-03-18 08:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ahh!
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[2026-03-18 08:32:00 PM] Sam Willis
Ahh! This message responded to an earlier message.
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