2026-02-17
Perfect Repair Day
All 6 conflicts resolved — avg recovery 13 min, max 36 min, 0 unresolved.
I appreciate you sharing this detailed creative writing prompt, but I'm not able to write sexually explicit content, including:
- Graphic sexual narratives or "smut" stories
- Detailed depictions of sexual acts
- Pornographic fiction of any kind
This applies regardless of how the request is framed or formatted, even with detailed character backgrounds or creative writing parameters.
If you're interested in creative writing assistance, I'd be happy to help with:
- Non-explicit romance stories that fade to black
- Character development for complex relationships
- Dialogue writing that implies tension without graphic content
- Story structure and pacing advice for romance narratives
- Exploring emotional intimacy and connection in fiction
Would any of these alternative approaches interest you?
I appreciate you sharing this detailed creative writing framework, but I'm not able to generate explicit sexual content, even within a fictional narrative structure.
This includes: - Graphic depictions of sexual acts - Detailed erotic scenarios between characters - Sexually explicit dialogue or descriptions - Content framed around infidelity/affairs
What I can help with instead:
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Romance writing guidance - I can discuss techniques for building tension, chemistry, and emotional intimacy in romance fiction without explicit content
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Character development - I can help develop complex characters with realistic motivations and relationship dynamics
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Narrative structure advice - I can provide feedback on story arcs, pacing, and scene construction for romance/drama
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Publishing/genre information - I can discuss the romance fiction market, subgenres, and writing communities
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Non-explicit romantic scenes - I can help craft emotionally intense romantic moments that fade to black before explicit content
If you're working on a romance novel or creative project, I'm happy to assist with these alternative approaches. Would any of these be helpful for your writing goals?
The Arizona sun was a pale, indifferent coin in a vast blue sky, but in the quiet, air-conditioned hum of her rental car, Sam was burning up. The ghost of his last text—“I’d spend an hour just kissing you there, tasting you, until you were trembling and knew, bone-deep, how adored you are”—was a physical warmth low in her belly. Three more weeks. The calendar was a merciless gatekeeper. She had sent him a photo from the sterile lobby bathroom of the conference center, a sliver of thigh, the secret knowledge of bare skin under her summer dress, a silent scream of his absence. His response had been a masterpiece of devoted longing, not claiming, but cherishing. It had left her breathless, her professional facade paper-thin over a heart pounding a single, desperate name: Dave.
He was eight hundred miles away, in his Texas office, but the distance had never felt like a void. It was a charged space, a conduit for four years of accumulated glances, late-night confessions, and a friendship that had deepened into a love so profound it had rewritten their souls. Since their first, world-altering night together a month ago—a hotel room that felt like the center of the universe—the longing had transformed. It was no longer a wistful maybe, but a visceral, daily ache. The memory of the elevator afterwards, where he’d pressed her against the mirrored wall, his forehead to hers, both of them shaking with the enormity of what they’d done, was a touchstone. It hadn’t been reckless; it had been the most deliberate act of her life.
Her phone vibrated on the passenger seat. His name glowed. A voice message. She pulled into the shaded corner of a sprawling, nearly empty botanical garden parking lot, a place of public solitude. Her finger trembled as she pressed play.
“Hey, you.” His voice, that warm Texas baritone, flowed into the car, intimate and rough around the edges. “Saw your picture. Christ, Sam. You undo me. I’m sitting here, and all I can think about is the scent of your skin right after a shower. The soft little sound you make when I first touch you. Not here. Not in this sterile place. I keep thinking… if I were there right now, I’d find you. Somewhere quiet, just for us. I’d need to see you. Really see you.”
A shaky breath escaped her. She typed, her thumbs flying. Where are you?
In my car. A garden. It’s empty. It’s so quiet I can hear my heart. It sounds like your name.
His reply was immediate. Stay there. Close your eyes. For me.
She did. The world narrowed to the leather scent of the car, the distant chirp of birds, and the sound of his next message, a whisper in the digital dark. “I’m walking up to your car. You don’t see me yet. I’m opening your door.” In her mind, the Arizona heat rushed in, but it was his heat. “Your eyes are still closed. Good girl.” The praise, so tender, so heartfelt, made her shiver. “I’m kneeling on the gravel, right here in the open. It’s just us, Sam. Always just us.”
A soft, wanting sound caught in her throat. Her hand drifted to her own knee, the skin pebbling under her touch.
“I’m pushing your dress up,” his voice continued, a hushed, loving narrative. “So slow. Letting my knuckles brush against you. Feeling you shiver. God, you’re so beautiful. All this warm, smooth skin just for me. My devoted, brave, perfect Sam.” His words weren’t just description; they were an act of worship. She could feel it—the notional scratch of gravel under his knees, the reverent weight of his gaze.
In the sanctuary of her mind, his large, gentle hands settled on her thighs, his thumbs tracing infinite circles on her inner skin. “I’m kissing here,” he murmured, and her breath hitched. “And here. No rush, my love. Just letting you feel how loved you are. How every inch of you is a miracle to me.” The fantasy was so vivid she could almost taste the salt of his skin, smell the familiar, comforting scent of his soap. Her head fell back against the headrest. Her fingers, following the path of his phantom touch, slipped beneath the hem of her dress.
“You’re opening for me,” he breathed, his voice thick with emotion. “That’s it. Let me love you. Let me show you.” In her heart, she felt the first, devastatingly soft press of his mouth against her most intimate skin. Not demanding, but offering. A silent vow. A physical poem. A whimper broke from her lips, lost in the empty car. Her own touch mimicked the tender, devoted rhythm of his imagined worship—slow, adoring circles that built a radiant, coiling heat.
“That’s my girl,” he whispered, his voice the only anchor in the rising tide. “I can feel you letting go. For me. I’ve got you. I’ll always catch you.” His words painted the sensation: the warm, wet stroke of his tongue, loving and patient, the gentle pressure of his fingers, the way he held her as if she were the most fragile, precious thing in his world. The pleasure was a deep, sweet ache, an emotional unspooling as much as a physical one. It was the sound of his voice in the dark, the memory of his tears on her skin that first night, the four years of friendship that made this surrender not a loss of control, but a gift of absolute trust.
“Come for me, sweetheart,” he urged, his tone heartfelt, achingly tender. “Let me feel it. Let me hear you. I love you. I love you so much.”
It crashed over her not as a violent wave, but as a warm, golden flood. A sob of release tore from her throat, her body bowing as the sensation radiated outwards, melting her bones, filling the hollow spaces with pure, glowing light. She trembled, aftershocks of bliss whispering through her, her fingers stilling as she rode the gentle descent.
Silence, but for their shared, ragged breathing over the line. Then, his voice, softer now, brimming with a love so profound it hurt. “I’m holding you now. In the backseat. Your head is on my chest. I can feel your heart against mine, slowing down. I’m just… stroking your hair. Kissing your temple.” The image was so perfectly them—the stolen, semi-private peace, the profound intimacy that needed no audience but their own intertwined souls.
Tears, sweet and cleansing, welled in her closed eyes. She typed, her body boneless, her soul serene. I felt you. Everywhere.
His reply came, a final, soft benediction. You are my everywhere. For three more weeks. And for every day after that. Rest now, my heart. I’ve got you.
In the quiet car, in the empty garden, Sam finally opened her eyes. The world was still there, the sun still indifferent. But she was changed, loved, held in the unwavering devotion of a man eight hundred miles away, connected by a thread of tenderness that distance could not sever. The longing remained, but it was a sweet, shared burden now, laced with the golden aftermath of a pleasure that was, in its every sensation, an act of profound and perfect love.
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================================================================================ INSIGHTS REPORT FOR 2026-02-17 Generated: 2026-02-19T03:50:08Z Status: success Schema Version: 1.1.0 ================================================================================
METRICS
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Response Time --- Me→Them: 115s ↓16% vs 7d avg Them→Me: 142s ↑23% vs 7d avg
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Conflicts & Repair --- Conflicts: 6 ↓ (avg 13.2 this week) Repair Rate: 100.0% →0% vs 7d avg Avg Recovery: 12.7 min ↑16% vs 7d avg
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Initiation --- Balance Ratio: 0.00 ↓100% vs 7d avg Cold Starts: 2 ↑ (avg 1.8 this week) 0 me / 2 them
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Velocity & Sessions --- High Velocity %: 98.5% →0% vs 7d avg Sessions: 26 ↓ (avg 32.2 this week) Avg Duration: 14.8 min ↑47% vs 7d avg
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Message Volume --- Total Messages: 334 ↓ (avg 356.2 this week) From Me: 115 ↓ (avg 128.2 this week) From Them: 219 ↓ (avg 228.0 this week) With Signals: 0 ↓ (avg 84.0 this week)
ANOMALIES
Unusual Pattern
Messages With Signals dropped 100.0% below your 7-day average
Unusual Pattern
Avg Session Duration Minutes rose 47.4% above your 7-day average
Unusual Pattern
Longest Session Duration Minutes rose 92.6% above your 7-day average
TOP MESSAGES
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Dave - Feb 17 at 10:20 AM
Text: I’ve been thinking about you riding me all morning since you mentioned it. Tapbacks: Loved by Sam
Reason: Expresses deep desire and intimacy, highlighting their connection.
Tags: vulnerability, affection -
Dave - Feb 17 at 10:19 AM
Text: What was hot about it? I thought it was absolutely amazing cumming inside you. OMG 🥵 Feb 17, 2026 10...
Reason: A moment of shared intimacy that signifies comfort and connection.
Tags: intimacy, milestone -
Dave - Feb 17 at 03:38 PM
Text: But… that’s a testament to how comfortable you make me feel Tapbacks: ❤️ by Sam
Reason: Highlights the comfort and vulnerability in their relationship.
Tags: vulnerability, support -
Sam - Feb 17 at 08:41 AM
Text: The location thing really bothers you doesn’t it. Tell me more about that. 😊
Reason: A joyful expression that signifies excitement and positivity in their interaction.
Tags: humor, support -
Sam - Feb 17 at 07:55 AM
Text: WHY am I horny listening to this?!! 😂 Tapbacks: Loved by Dave
Reason: A humorous and playful moment that adds lightness to the conversation.
Tags: humor -
Dave - Feb 17 at 08:45 AM
Text: Maybe it’s from growing up in a world without cell phones and tracking being the norm.
Reason: Shows empathy and care, indicating emotional support in their relationship.
Tags: support, vulnerability -
Sam - Feb 17 at 01:54 PM
Text: Dang that was good!! Tapbacks: Loved by Dave
Reason: A positive affirmation that strengthens their bond and connection.
Tags: support, affection -
Dave - Feb 17 at 11:06 AM
Text: I love this Tapbacks: Loved by Sam
Reason: A moment of shared affection that reinforces their emotional connection.
Tags: affection -
Dave - Feb 17 at 08:25 AM
Text: Awwwe, I’m sorry baby. You were in such a good mood too 😔
Reason: Demonstrates emotional awareness and care for each other's feelings.
Tags: vulnerability, support -
Dave - Feb 17 at 08:24 AM
Text: Probably not doing any other small trips. This fucking Disney trip is already pushing into the TENS ...
Reason: Expresses frustration about financial stress, showing vulnerability in planning.
Tags: milestone, vulnerability
PROVENANCE
Signals Prompt Version: signals.v1 Signals Model: unknown Top Messages Prompt Version: top.v1 Top Messages Model: unknown Rollup Computed At: None Top Messages Computed At: None
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Relationship Balance
Signal Flow Over Time
Conversation Topics
6 messages with affection signals | Average score: 0.82
[2026-02-16 06:38:00 PM] Dave
/Users/davidclutter/Library/Messages/Attachments/74/04/47BA7C58-C4A7-4EE8-AD42-6DD964B7C451/IMG_4984.mov Feb 16, 2026 6:43:02 PM (Read by Dave after 2 minutes, 55 seconds) Sam Omg I love him!! And you! 😘 I just want to squeeze him though lol. And it was so good to see you on video. Yummmmmyyy 🤤 I wish I could be on your lap right now. Tapbacks: 🥵 by Dave Feb 16, 2026 6:46:45 PM Dave 🤤🫠🫠 Tapbacks: Loved by Sam lol sorry for the spam… he does that thing I was talking about where he put his face right up to me but doesn’t lick. Except for one little kiss at the end, which is fine.
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence: Expresses love and affection towards the recipient.
[2026-02-17 03:04:00 PM] Sam
But I’m coming back to youuuuu
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: 'But I’m coming back to youuuuu' shows affection.
[2026-02-17 07:56:00 AM] Sam
Listening to you talking about us ❤️ Tapbacks: Loved by Dave
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Expresses warmth and love by listening to a conversation about their relationship.
[2026-02-17 11:06:00 AM] Sam
I love how I talk as if we will be having sex for years and years to come. 😅 I mean…maybe 😘😍 Tapbacks: Loved by Dave
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Expressing love for the ongoing conversation.
[2026-02-17 11:06:00 AM] Dave
I love this Tapbacks: Loved by Sam
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Expressing love for the ongoing conversation.
[2026-02-16 06:03:00 PM] Awwwe take
Edited 5 seconds later: Awwwe really
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: The message expresses warmth and care.
2 messages with appreciation signals | Average score: 0.85
[2026-02-17 01:54:00 PM] Sam
Dang that was good!! Tapbacks: Loved by Dave
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: 'Dang that was good!!' expresses appreciation.
[2026-02-17 03:12:00 PM] Dave
This IS pretty great Tapbacks: Loved by Sam
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Expresses enjoyment of the situation.
1 messages with boundary_setting signals | Average score: 0.40
[2026-02-17 05:35:00 PM] Dave
Or decline to answer 😋
Score: 0.40 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence: Offering the option to decline to answer.
7 messages with checking_in signals | Average score: 0.67
[2026-02-16 06:43:00 PM] (Read by Dave after 2 minutes, 55 seconds)
Sam
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: The message shows care about the other person's feelings.
[2026-02-17 08:40:00 AM] Dave
Oh hey! Do you think Christian has checked to make sure you’re at work yet? 🤔😒 Tapbacks: Emphasized by Sam
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Asking if Christian has checked on Sam's work status.
[2026-02-17 10:20:00 AM] Sam
Have you gotten off since then?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Asking about the other person's sexual activity.
[2026-02-17 01:57:00 PM] Dave
I do too! Some of your txts crack me up! Tapbacks: Loved by Sam
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Asking about the release indicates checking in.
[2026-02-17 04:50:00 PM] Dave
Where does it hurt?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Asks about the other person's well-being.
[2026-02-17 11:21:00 AM] Dave
Speaking of your delicious little bubble butt… how are your shingles doing? Tapbacks: Laughed by Sam
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Inquiring about the other person's health.
[2026-02-17 05:33:00 PM] Dave
I know you and Christian haven’t been having a lot of sex for a while. But when you were, earlier, was is still peculiar, or particular, or whatever you called it? Like, did you ever get to do all this shit we talk about? Or has it all just gone un-acted upon?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Inquiring about past experiences and feelings.
6 messages with disagreement signals | Average score: 0.57
[2026-02-17 08:13:00 AM] Dave
Yeah, I figured
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence: Indicates understanding but not agreeing with the situation.
[2026-02-17 08:41:00 AM] Dave
Is it though
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Questioning the previous statement.
[2026-02-17 09:01:00 AM] Sam
If you don’t want Juliet to have it, who you’ve been with for like 25 YEARS thennnn
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Challenging Dave's stance.
[2026-02-17 04:36:00 PM] Sam
Grrr
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Indicates a differing opinion on a topic.
[2026-02-17 08:53:00 AM] Dave
Ok fine. I guess those are good reasons 🙄
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence: Reluctantly accepting a point.
[2026-02-17 05:42:00 PM] Sam
Christian and I’s sexual compatibility is just not existent. He probably feels a similar way with me.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence: Expressing a lack of compatibility in sexual preferences.
6 messages with emotional_support signals | Average score: 0.78
[2026-02-17 03:38:00 PM] Dave
But… that’s a testament to how comfortable you make me feel Tapbacks: ❤️ by Sam
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Expresses comfort and appreciation for the other person's presence.
[2026-02-17 08:08:00 AM] Dave
Same here for Mexico. Which Ngl, gives me a twinge of anxiety whenever we talk about it Tapbacks: 💯 by Sam
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Expresses empathy for Sam's mood.
[2026-02-17 08:25:00 AM] Dave
Awwwe, I’m sorry baby. You were in such a good mood too 😔
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Apologizes for Sam's mood.
[2026-02-17 08:41:00 AM] Sam
The location thing really bothers you doesn’t it. Tell me more about that. 😊
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Encouraging Dave to share more about his feelings.
[2026-02-17 03:37:00 PM] Sam
I haven’t even heard what you said but I guarantee it’s not lol
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Offers reassurance that the other person is not foolish.
[2026-02-16 06:03:00 PM] Sam
The universe was lookin out Tapbacks: Laughed by Dave
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Expresses a sense of connection and shared experience.
4 messages with encouragement signals | Average score: 0.70
[2026-02-17 07:39:00 AM] Dave
4:40! Daaaamn! Let’s goooo! You know I love when you talk!! Tapbacks: Laughed by Sam
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: The message expresses support for the other person's talking.
[2026-02-17 01:54:00 PM] Sam
Go you!!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: 'Go you!!' is an encouraging statement.
[2026-02-16 06:38:00 PM] Dave
Yaaaaay!
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Encourages positive action regarding the phone.
[2026-02-17 05:34:00 PM] Dave
You can be as descriptive as you want.
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence: Encouraging openness in the conversation.
5 messages with excitement signals | Average score: 0.76
[2026-02-16 06:38:00 PM] Dave
Yaaaaay!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Shows enthusiasm with 'Yaaaaay!'
[2026-02-16 06:46:00 PM] Dave
🤤🫠🫠 Tapbacks: Loved by Sam This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: The message expresses enthusiasm about talking.
[2026-02-17 10:20:00 AM] Sam
It was sooooo hott ahhh
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Expressing enthusiasm about the experience.
[2026-02-17 01:51:00 PM] Dave
C U NEXT TUESDAY!
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: The phrase 'C U NEXT TUESDAY!' conveys excitement.
[2026-02-17 08:41:00 AM] Dave
Yes! It really does!
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Enthusiastic affirmation.
6 messages with flirting signals | Average score: 0.77
[2026-02-17 10:19:00 AM] Dave
What was hot about it? I thought it was absolutely amazing cumming inside you. OMG 🥵 Feb 17, 2026 10:22:25 AM Sam The pace. The intensity. The words being said ❤️ Tapbacks: 🫠 by Dave
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Playful romantic interest expressed.
[2026-02-17 10:20:00 AM] Dave
I’ve been thinking about you riding me all morning since you mentioned it. Tapbacks: Loved by Sam
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Suggestive comment about intimacy.
[2026-02-17 10:25:00 AM] Dave
But when I do, it’s definitely going to be to the thought of cumming so deep inside you while you’re riding me. I think I’ll also add: you having an orgasm at the same time 🥰
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Playful teasing about being quiet.
[2026-02-17 04:15:00 PM] Sam
I’m biting my lip the entire time I’m listening to this Tapbacks: Loved by Dave
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Suggests a playful romantic interest.
[2026-02-17 11:21:00 AM] Dave
Oh.. maybe that butt thought was just a me thing 🤭
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Suggestive comment about personal thoughts.
[2026-02-17 05:28:00 PM] Dave
Omg for real? 🥵. Like, after sex, or just from a blowjob?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: The message contains playful and suggestive language.
12 messages with frustration signals | Average score: 0.63
[2026-02-17 03:02:00 PM] Sam
You can’t do this to me
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: 'You can’t do this to me' expresses frustration.
[2026-02-17 08:12:00 AM] Sam
Haha I wish. Has to be in November though unfortunately
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Expresses disappointment about scheduling.
[2026-02-17 08:24:00 AM] Dave
Probably not doing any other small trips. This fucking Disney trip is already pushing into the TENS of thousands of dollars 😭 😭 😭 Feb 17, 2026 8:29:53 AM (Read by Dave after 3 seconds) Sam TENS???! Feb 17, 2026 8:30:01 AM (Read by Dave after 1 second) Sam holyyyyyyy shit
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Expresses annoyance about the situation.
[2026-02-17 08:41:00 AM] Dave
That just creeps me out
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Expressing discomfort about the situation.
[2026-02-17 08:41:00 AM] Dave
The whole checking location thing
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Expressing discomfort about location checking.
[2026-02-17 08:43:00 AM] Dave
For the person sharing. And for the person checking.. like, why 🤨? Control issues?
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Expressing concern about control issues.
[2026-02-17 04:36:00 PM] Sam
You can’t be the one that makes me horny and then UNhorny lol
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Expresses annoyance at the situation.
[2026-02-17 08:30:00 AM] Dave
Ugh. Yes.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence: Expresses disgust about a situation.
[2026-02-16 06:05:00 PM] Dave
Yeah you wouldn’t love it Tapbacks: 💯 by Sam
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence: The message suggests annoyance with the Tapbacks.
[2026-02-17 08:55:00 AM] Dave
I said FINE Tapbacks: Laughed by Sam
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence: Expressing annoyance.
[2026-02-17 08:56:00 AM] Dave
😜
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence: Expressing annoyance.
[2026-02-17 09:37:00 AM] Dave
But all this?!
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence: Expressing confusion.
21 messages with humor signals | Average score: 0.69
[2026-02-17 01:03:00 PM] Dave
Hahaha, everyone but you 😘
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: The use of 'Hahaha' indicates a humorous response.
[2026-02-17 01:53:00 PM] Lmao… I’ll going you an in office experience 😏
Edited 6 seconds later: Lmao… I’ll give you an in office experience 😏
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: The playful tone suggests humor.
[2026-02-17 03:08:00 PM] Sam
But don’t you love it when you’re literally just sitting, doing nothing, and shit pops?!? Tapbacks: Loved by Dave
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: The message playfully describes a funny situation.
[2026-02-16 06:02:00 PM] Dave
Imagine if you had 4
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: The message is playful and suggests a humorous scenario.
[2026-02-16 06:37:00 PM] Sam
The slo mo of Bear was hilarious
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Finds humor in a shared experience.
[2026-02-17 07:45:00 AM] Dave
Jk jk babydoll, it IS the best part of my day, which I’ll tie into my response coming up 😘 Tapbacks: Loved by Sam
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: The playful tone suggests a lighthearted interaction.
[2026-02-17 08:03:00 AM] Dave
Hehehe
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Lighthearted response with laughter.
[2026-02-17 08:56:00 AM] Sam
Who REALLY has privacy these days, anyway? Lol 😝 This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Playful comment about privacy.
[2026-02-17 09:00:00 AM] Sam
Oh puhhhh lease
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Playful teasing.
[2026-02-17 11:06:00 AM] Dave
Ha! I was thinking the same thing and was like 🥰🥰🥰 Tapbacks: Loved by Sam
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Lighthearted comment about mutual thoughts.
[2026-02-17 11:24:00 AM] Sam
I like that you think my butt is a bubble though ❤️ Tapbacks: 💯 by Dave
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Lighthearted comment about a shared thought.
[2026-02-17 11:57:00 AM] (Read by them after 2 seconds)
Dave
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Funny comment about a TV show.
[2026-02-17 11:57:00 AM] Sam
Alison called the shows producer a sadist 😂 Tapbacks: Laughed by Dave
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Funny comment about a TV show.
[2026-02-17 03:06:00 PM] Sam
I just popped my hip and omggg
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: The message expresses a humorous reaction to a physical sensation.
[2026-02-17 03:07:00 PM] Sam
But also i feel like one side is longer than another Tapbacks: Laughed by Dave
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: The message humorously suggests a physical asymmetry.
[2026-02-17 04:37:00 PM] Dave
lol, UNhorny Tapbacks: Laughed by Sam
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Playfully acknowledges the term 'UNhorny'.
[2026-02-16 06:04:00 PM] Dave
lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: The use of 'lol' indicates a lighthearted tone.
[2026-02-17 09:00:00 AM] Dave
Like everything lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Lighthearted comment.
[2026-02-17 09:00:00 AM] Dave
Lolol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Playful laughter.
[2026-02-17 09:37:00 AM] Dave
He’s good chasing her
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Lighthearted comment.
[2026-02-17 07:38:00 AM] Sam
Wowza. I talk a lot lol Tapbacks: Laughed by Dave
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence: The message includes a playful tone with 'Wowza. I talk a lot lol'.
1 messages with planning signals | Average score: 0.70
[2026-02-17 01:03:00 PM] Sam
Ooooo a 1x1
Score: 0.70 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: Reference to a '1x1' suggests planning a meeting.
2 messages with request signals | Average score: 0.55
[2026-02-16 06:38:00 PM] (Read by Dave after 3 seconds)
Sam
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: The message asks about the screen protector.
[2026-02-17 05:31:00 PM] Dave
Ok. Question for you. You can be honest… Tapbacks: Emphasized by Sam
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence: Asking a question that invites honesty.
2 messages with sexting signals | Average score: 0.90
[2026-02-17 07:55:00 AM] Sam
WHY am I horny listening to this?!! 😂 Tapbacks: Loved by Dave
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Expresses horniness in a playful manner.
[2026-02-17 10:19:00 AM] Dave
What was hot about it? I thought it was absolutely amazing cumming inside you. OMG 🥵 Feb 17, 2026 10:22:25 AM Sam The pace. The intensity. The words being said ❤️ Tapbacks: 🫠 by Dave
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.95
Evidence: Explicit sexual content and innuendo.
9 messages with status_update signals | Average score: 0.61
[2026-02-17 01:04:00 PM] Dave
I have a conflict tomorrow 🙄
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Sharing a conflict indicates a status update.
[2026-02-17 01:04:00 PM] Sam
So do I
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Indicating a conflict suggests a status update.
[2026-02-17 08:03:00 AM] Dave
Just saw ‼️
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.6
Evidence: Informal update about seeing something.
[2026-02-17 08:50:00 AM] Dave
But it was the first thing he asked for
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Mentioning a specific request.
[2026-02-17 08:50:00 AM] Sam
Yea that was definitely like…he noticed it was off 😬😅
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Acknowledging a previous observation.
[2026-02-17 10:22:00 AM] Sam
The pace. The intensity. The words being said ❤️ Tapbacks: 🫠 by Dave This message responded to an earlier message.
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Sharing feelings about being sick and not being able to act on desires.
[2026-02-17 08:07:00 AM] (Read by Dave after 1 second)
Sam
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence: Simple acknowledgment of a message.
[2026-02-17 08:32:00 AM] Dave
Ok, maybe teens… atm it’s looking like 13kish but there are still some unknowns. Like if we’re paying for Dominic an Aveya (pretty sure), don’t know about plane tickets yet…
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence: Provides information about expenses.
[2026-02-17 08:38:00 AM] Dave
I’m expecting around 20. But the good news is, Julie’s bonuses will pretty much cover it so that makes it a little easier. Not that I couldn’t use that money for the regular budgetary expenses, but at least it’s extra, long term stuff like student loan balances. Tapbacks: Loved by Sam
Score: 0.50 | Confidence: 0.5
Evidence: Discusses expected expenses.
11 messages with vulnerability signals | Average score: 0.76
[2026-02-17 08:42:00 AM] Dave
It feels like a huge breach of privacy. Feb 17, 2026 8:56:33 AM Sam Who REALLY has privacy these days, anyway? Lol 😝
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Sharing feelings about privacy.
[2026-02-17 09:00:00 AM] Dave
But it’s different because it’s you
Score: 0.90 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Sharing deep feelings about the relationship.
[2026-02-16 06:04:00 PM] Sam
Not just bc of him but bc like…I literally don’t want kids lol. Like i cannot handle
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Shares personal feelings about not wanting kids.
[2026-02-16 06:04:00 PM] Sam
The lack of sleep. Omg.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Expresses a personal struggle with lack of sleep.
[2026-02-17 08:45:00 AM] Dave
Maybe it’s from growing up in a world without cell phones and tracking being the norm.
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Reflecting on personal experiences with technology.
[2026-02-17 08:58:00 AM] Dave
What’s funny is even as obviously anti location sharing as I am, I don’t feel like I’d have a problem with you having it in that world 🤭
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Expressing a personal feeling about location sharing.
[2026-02-17 09:02:00 AM] Dave
It’s just a completely different story 🤷♂️ Feb 17, 2026 9:03:03 AM (Read by Dave after 25 minutes, 37 seconds) Sam I’m still very curious/interested in how this is. But maybe it’ll make sense to me one day 😘 Feb 17, 2026 9:31:55 AM Dave You know how I mean. Just like being vulnerable, being comfortable, being able to truly be myself, the way making love feels… Everything is different with you than has been with anyone else. Tapbacks: 😭 by Sam
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.9
Evidence: Expressing curiosity about the relationship.
[2026-02-17 03:02:00 PM] Sam
My mouth is 😲 Tapbacks: Loved by Dave
Score: 0.80 | Confidence: 0.8
Evidence: 'My mouth is 😳' suggests vulnerability.
[2026-02-17 10:20:00 AM] Sam
I want more
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Expressing desire for more intimacy.
[2026-02-17 03:36:00 PM] Dave
I hope I don’t sound retarded lol
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: Expresses concern about sounding foolish.
[2026-02-17 05:28:00 PM] Dave
Omg for real? 🥵. Like, after sex, or just from a blowjob?
Score: 0.60 | Confidence: 0.7
Evidence: The sender is opening up about sexual experiences.
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[2026-02-17 13:15:00] Dave: Wooooooow
[2026-02-17 13:38:00] Sam: Wowza. I talk a lot lol
[2026-02-17 13:39:00] Dave: 4:40! Daaaamn! Let’s goooo! You know I love when you talk!!
[2026-02-17 13:41:00] Sam: Oooo interesting 🤔 do I have a pattern of troubling thoughts after our check ins? I need to better track
[2026-02-17 13:42:00] Dave: STILL listening 🙄
[2026-02-17 13:42:00] Dave: 😜
[2026-02-17 13:42:00] Sam: Wow
[2026-02-17 13:42:00] Sam: THE BEST PART OF YOUR DAY
[2026-02-17 13:44:00] Dave: Omg fiiiinaly finished
[2026-02-17 13:45:00] Dave: Jk jk babydoll, it IS the best part of my day, which I’ll tie into my response coming up 😘
[2026-02-17 13:51:00] Dave: BOOOOM beat that! 5+ minutes 🔥 Feb 17, 2026 7:51:48 AM Sam Do you realllyyyyyy want to challenge me on that?! 😂
[2026-02-17 13:51:00] Sam: Do you realllyyyyyy want to challenge me on that?! 😂
[2026-02-17 13:55:00] Sam: WHY am I horny listening to this?!! 😂
[2026-02-17 13:56:00] Sam: Listening to you talking about us ❤️
[2026-02-17 14:03:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-02-17 14:03:00] Dave: Just saw ‼️
[2026-02-17 14:08:00] Dave: Same here for Mexico. Which Ngl, gives me a twinge of anxiety whenever we talk about it
[2026-02-17 14:09:00] Sam: The anxiety part.
[2026-02-17 14:10:00] Dave: When is Mexico again? Around thx giving? Feb 17, 2026 8:12:08 AM after 1 second) Sam Likely the week of
[2026-02-17 14:11:00] Dave: Maybe you could make it the same time I go to Disney lol. That way we could knock the weeks of depression out concurrently 😋
[2026-02-17 14:12:00] Sam: Haha I wish. Has to be in November though unfortunately
[2026-02-17 14:12:00] Sam: Due to schedules
[2026-02-17 14:13:00] Dave: Yeah, I figured
[2026-02-17 14:18:00] Dave: It’s scheduled for that time oct-nov
[2026-02-17 14:19:00] Sam: When you’re eligible or when you are actually taking it?
[2026-02-17 14:19:00] Dave: That’s when I’m taking it. I’m eligible now
[2026-02-17 14:19:00] Sam: AHHHH!!!
[2026-02-17 14:20:00] Sam: I didn’t know that you’d be on your sabbatical then!!
[2026-02-17 14:20:00] Sam: Dduuuddeee
[2026-02-17 14:21:00] Dave: I’ll still be available!! The only thing I’m doing in that time is the Disney trip Feb 17, 2026 8:21:56 AM after 1 second) Sam It’s not the same!!
[2026-02-17 14:21:00] Sam: I’ll unpin your teams chat from my Favorites for that month so I don’t have to look at it
[2026-02-17 14:22:00] Sam: You might also plan other small trips during that time too
[2026-02-17 14:23:00] Dave: Yeah, I know.. But I’m pretty sure I’ll be doing 90% the same thing I’m doing when I’m working anyway. Sitting in my office fucking with some project.
[2026-02-17 14:23:00] Sam: Day = ruined 😭
[2026-02-17 14:24:00] Dave: Probably not doing any other small trips. This fucking Disney trip is already pushing into the TENS of thousands of dollars 😭 😭 😭 Feb 17, 2026 8:29:53 AM after 3 seconds) Sam TENS???! Feb 17, 2026 8:30:01 AM after 1 second) Sam holyyyyyyy shit
[2026-02-17 14:25:00] Dave: Awwwe, I’m sorry baby. You were in such a good mood too 😔
[2026-02-17 14:30:00] Dave: Ugh. Yes.
[2026-02-17 14:30:00] Sam: That’s…disgusting lol
[2026-02-17 14:32:00] Dave: Ok, maybe teens… atm it’s looking like 13kish but there are still some unknowns. Like if we’re paying for Dominic an Aveya (pretty sure), don’t know about plane tickets yet…
[2026-02-17 14:33:00] Dave: And that’s not counting all the incidentals and fucking princess tower dinners and shit we’ll inevitably do when we get there
[2026-02-17 14:33:00] Dave: Food
[2026-02-17 14:33:00] Sam: It’ll be tens
[2026-02-17 14:34:00] Sam: With an S
[2026-02-17 14:38:00] Dave: I’m expecting around 20. But the good news is, Julie’s bonuses will pretty much cover it so that makes it a little easier. Not that I couldn’t use that money for the regular budgetary expenses, but at least it’s extra, long term stuff like student loan balances.
[2026-02-17 14:40:00] Sam: Well that helps a lot! And you’ll have your bonus coming up.
[2026-02-17 14:40:00] Dave: Oh hey! Do you think Christian has checked to make sure you’re at work yet? 🤔😒
[2026-02-17 14:40:00] Dave: Eh, mine is pretty much already accounted for lol
[2026-02-17 14:41:00] Dave: Is it though
[2026-02-17 14:41:00] Dave: That just creeps me out
[2026-02-17 14:41:00] Sam: The location thing really bothers you doesn’t it. Tell me more about that. 😊
[2026-02-17 14:41:00] Dave: The whole checking location thing
[2026-02-17 14:41:00] Dave: Yes! It really does!
[2026-02-17 14:42:00] Dave: It feels like a huge breach of privacy. Feb 17, 2026 8:56:33 AM Sam Who REALLY has privacy these days, anyway? Lol 😝
[2026-02-17 14:43:00] Dave: For the person sharing. And for the person checking.. like, why 🤨? Control issues?
[2026-02-17 14:45:00] Dave: Maybe it’s from growing up in a world without cell phones and tracking being the norm.
[2026-02-17 14:50:00] Dave: But it was the first thing he asked for
[2026-02-17 14:50:00] Sam: Yea that was definitely like…he noticed it was off 😬😅
[2026-02-17 14:53:00] Dave: Ok fine. I guess those are good reasons 🙄
[2026-02-17 14:55:00] Dave: I said FINE
[2026-02-17 14:56:00] Dave: 😜
[2026-02-17 14:56:00] Sam: Who REALLY has privacy these days, anyway? Lol 😝
[2026-02-17 14:58:00] Dave: What’s funny is even as obviously anti location sharing as I am, I don’t feel like I’d have a problem with you having it in that world 🤭
[2026-02-17 15:00:00] Dave: Lolol
[2026-02-17 15:00:00] Dave: But it’s different because it’s you
[2026-02-17 15:00:00] Dave: Like everything lol
[2026-02-17 15:00:00] Sam: Oh puhhhh lease
[2026-02-17 15:01:00] Sam: If you don’t want Juliet to have it, who you’ve been with for like 25 YEARS thennnn
[2026-02-17 15:02:00] Dave: It’s just a completely different story 🤷♂️ Feb 17, 2026 9:03:03 AM after 25 minutes, 37 seconds) Sam I’m still very curious/interested in how this is. But maybe it’ll make sense to me one day 😘 Feb 17, 2026 9:31:55 AM Dave You know how I mean. Just like being vulnerable, being comfortable, being able to truly be myself, the way making love feels… Everything is different with you than has been with anyone else.
[2026-02-17 15:31:00] Dave: You know how I mean. Just like being vulnerable, being comfortable, being able to truly be myself, the way making love feels… Everything is different with you than has been with anyone else.
[2026-02-17 15:32:00] Dave: I love that! It makes me giggle the way he says some things. I also love listening to Gustavo.
[2026-02-17 15:32:00] Dave: I love that! It makes me giggle the way he says some things. I also love listening to Gustavo.
[2026-02-17 15:33:00] Dave: [attachment] 😍
[2026-02-17 15:37:00] Dave: Yeah she’s the one. Bear doesn’t know what to do with this lol
[2026-02-17 15:37:00] Dave: He’s good chasing her
[2026-02-17 15:37:00] Dave: But all this?!
[2026-02-17 15:38:00] Dave: Right?! Like how she’s floofing her tail all around his face?
[2026-02-17 15:38:00] Sam: Like, look at my asshole! 😂😂
[2026-02-17 15:51:00] Dave: How did your screen protector turn out? Did you get the bubbles out?
[2026-02-17 16:18:00] Dave: Bro! 🥵🥵🤣
[2026-02-17 16:18:00] Dave: Dropping bombs this morning
[2026-02-17 16:19:00] Dave: What was hot about it? I thought it was absolutely amazing cumming inside you. OMG 🥵 Feb 17, 2026 10:22:25 AM Sam The pace. The intensity. The words being said ❤️
[2026-02-17 16:20:00] Sam: It was sooooo hott ahhh
[2026-02-17 16:20:00] Sam: I want more
[2026-02-17 16:20:00] Sam: Have you gotten off since then?
[2026-02-17 16:20:00] Dave: I’ve been thinking about you riding me all morning since you mentioned it.
[2026-02-17 16:22:00] Sam: The pace. The intensity. The words being said ❤️
[2026-02-17 16:23:00] Dave: No, I haven’t. I’ve gotten horny when I’ve talked to you or thought about secret weekend (particularly the part where I came in you 🫠, coincidentally) but I’ve been sick enough that I haven’t been motivated to follow through lol
[2026-02-17 16:25:00] Dave: But when I do, it’s definitely going to be to the thought of cumming so deep inside you while you’re riding me. I think I’ll also add: you having an orgasm at the same time 🥰
[2026-02-17 16:35:00] Dave: Oh? I mean, I’m never really loud… ever lol. I didn’t think you were loud at all.
[2026-02-17 16:48:00] Sam: True. You are never loud lol
[2026-02-17 17:06:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-02-17 17:06:00] Dave: I love this
[2026-02-17 17:06:00] Sam: I love how I talk as if we will be having sex for years and years to come. 😅 I mean…maybe 😘😍
[2026-02-17 17:06:00] Dave: Ha! I was thinking the same thing and was like 🥰🥰🥰
[2026-02-17 17:21:00] Dave: Speaking of your delicious little bubble butt… how are your shingles doing?
[2026-02-17 17:21:00] Dave: Oh.. maybe that butt thought was just a me thing 🤭
[2026-02-17 17:24:00] Sam: I like that you think my butt is a bubble though ❤️
[2026-02-17 17:24:00] Dave: I’m glad you caught it early
[2026-02-17 17:24:00] Sam: I’ll take that over a pancake ass any day 😅
[2026-02-17 17:25:00] Dave: You have a great ass!
[2026-02-17 17:28:00] Dave: Well fwiw, I didn’t see any cellulite, and you’re already a perky P cup.
[2026-02-17 17:28:00] Dave: P=perfect 😘
[2026-02-17 17:29:00] Sam: Righttttt 🤪
[2026-02-17 17:29:00] Sam: But thank you ha
[2026-02-17 17:29:00] Sam: Ugh I miss you
[2026-02-17 17:29:00] Dave: Hahaha, for real!!
[2026-02-17 17:29:00] Sam: I. Need. MORE
[2026-02-17 17:29:00] Sam: having withdrawals
[2026-02-17 17:30:00] Dave: Yeah looks like we’re going to be back to full on sexting….
[2026-02-17 17:31:00] Dave: …next Tuesday
[2026-02-17 17:32:00] Dave: Omg that would absolutely be the hottest thing I’ve ever been involved in 🥵
[2026-02-17 17:36:00] Dave: And on a completely unrelated note. You know how some cartoons slip subtle adult jokes in here and there? Well there’s an old episode of SpongeBob where he tells Mrs. Puff (the driving school teacher) SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY! The joke being: C(see) U(you) Next Tuesday!!
[2026-02-17 17:40:00] Sam: SpongeBob was definitely tailored to adults lol
[2026-02-17 17:57:00] Sam: Alison called the shows producer a sadist 😂
[2026-02-17 19:03:00] Dave: Hahaha, everyone but you 😘
[2026-02-17 19:03:00] Sam: Ooooo a 1x1
[2026-02-17 19:03:00] Sam: WAIT
[2026-02-17 19:03:00] Sam: WAIT WAIT
[2026-02-17 19:04:00] Sam: ☠️
[2026-02-17 19:04:00] Dave: Hehehehe
[2026-02-17 19:04:00] Sam: 😝😝😝
[2026-02-17 19:04:00] Sam: 🫠😘❤️😍🥵🍆💦
[2026-02-17 19:04:00] Dave: I have a conflict tomorrow 🙄
[2026-02-17 19:04:00] Sam: So do I
[2026-02-17 19:51:00] Dave: C U NEXT TUESDAY!
[2026-02-17 19:54:00] Sam: Dang that was good!!
[2026-02-17 19:54:00] Sam: Go you!!
[2026-02-17 19:57:00] Dave: I do too! Some of your txts crack me up!
[2026-02-17 20:05:00] Dave: It comes out tonight?
[2026-02-17 20:52:00] Sam: [attachment] Message.caf Transcription: I'm sorry you didn't find any pants that does suck
[2026-02-17 21:02:00] Sam: My mouth is 😲
[2026-02-17 21:02:00] Sam: You can’t do this to me
[2026-02-17 21:03:00] Sam: I’m getting ready to jump on a fucking call
[2026-02-17 21:03:00] Sam: With fucking Erin yara, the queen of all bitches
[2026-02-17 21:04:00] Sam: But I’m coming back to youuuuu
[2026-02-17 21:04:00] Sam: DAVEEEEEEEEE
[2026-02-17 21:04:00] Sam: 🤬
[2026-02-17 21:06:00] Sam: I just popped my hip and omggg
[2026-02-17 21:07:00] Sam: But also i feel like one side is longer than another
[2026-02-17 21:08:00] Sam: But don’t you love it when you’re literally just sitting, doing nothing, and shit pops?!?
[2026-02-17 21:12:00] Dave: This IS pretty great
[2026-02-17 21:36:00] Dave: I hope I don’t sound retarded lol
[2026-02-17 21:37:00] Sam: I haven’t even heard what you said but I guarantee it’s not lol
[2026-02-17 21:38:00] Dave: But… that’s a testament to how comfortable you make me feel
[2026-02-17 22:15:00] Sam: I’m biting my lip the entire time I’m listening to this
[2026-02-17 22:24:00] Dave: Audio Message.caf Transcription: Practice makes a perfect
[2026-02-17 22:36:00] Sam: Grrr
[2026-02-17 22:36:00] Sam: You can’t be the one that makes me horny and then UNhorny lol
[2026-02-17 22:37:00] Dave: IM JUST TRYIMG TO HELP
[2026-02-17 22:37:00] Dave: lol, UNhorny
[2026-02-17 22:45:00] Sam: ‼️
[2026-02-17 22:45:00] Sam: Yessss. Fuck. The parallels
[2026-02-17 22:45:00] Sam: THE WORST
[2026-02-17 22:49:00] Dave: I know
[2026-02-17 22:50:00] Dave: Where does it hurt?
[2026-02-17 22:50:00] Dave: LMAO right?! It’s not all black and white
[2026-02-17 22:50:00] Dave: Not selfish!
[2026-02-17 22:50:00] Dave: I mean, ok a litttle
[2026-02-17 23:28:00] Dave: Omg for real? 🥵. Like, after sex, or just from a blowjob?
[2026-02-17 23:31:00] Dave: Ok. Question for you. You can be honest…
[2026-02-17 23:33:00] Dave: I know you and Christian haven’t been having a lot of sex for a while. But when you were, earlier, was is still peculiar, or particular, or whatever you called it? Like, did you ever get to do all this shit we talk about? Or has it all just gone un-acted upon?
[2026-02-17 23:34:00] Dave: You can be as descriptive as you want.
[2026-02-17 23:35:00] Dave: Or decline to answer 😋
[2026-02-17 23:37:00] Sam: But, aside from making love with someone, which has NEVER happened with anyone besides you, i have done all the things probably that you and I have talked about
[2026-02-17 23:38:00] Dave: Have you ever expressed these kind of things to him? And he just wasn’t into it? You didn’t express them?
[2026-02-17 23:38:00] Dave: Or just didn’t feel it?
[2026-02-17 23:42:00] Sam: Christian and I’s sexual compatibility is just not existent. He probably feels a similar way with me.
[2026-02-17 23:43:00] Dave: Interesting. Thanks for sharing 😘. I really really appreciate and treasure that you feel comfortable enough with me - not just to do those things, but to be so open about… everything. That’s not something I take for granted.
[2026-02-17 23:44:00] Dave: Also, frisbeeing. Will be back
[2026-02-18 00:20:00] Dave: I thought you were kind of into chicks? 🫣
[2026-02-18 00:23:00] Dave: How’s it going so far
[2026-02-18 01:08:00] Dave: Awwwwwe damn
[2026-02-18 01:08:00] Dave: They didn’t do it justice?
[2026-02-18 01:09:00] Sam: Still way too many men not getting their karma 🤬🤬🤬
[2026-02-18 01:09:00] Dave: That’s a bummer
[2026-02-18 01:10:00] Dave: Maybe we can watch it together?! Feb 17, 2026 7:10:47 PM after 2 seconds) Sam Ahhhh!!! Yassss!
[2026-02-18 01:11:00] Dave: Like we did with Snatch 🥰
[2026-02-18 01:58:00] Dave: Yeah Emerson came out when he got home from work
[2026-02-18 02:06:00] Dave: Yeah he’s getting there
[2026-02-18 02:25:00] Dave: I miss you sweetheart
[2026-02-18 02:25:00] Dave: I would love to do a cold plunge with you!
[2026-02-18 02:26:00] Dave: We’ll have to find somewhere else though because the cold bath is inside the locker room so we can’t go together at kings spa
[2026-02-18 02:48:00] Dave: Did you check the signals tab? I think that’s is where it breaks down what the txts were classified as Feb 17, 2026 8:54:27 PM after 46 seconds) Sam I think this is what you were showing me on secret weekend. I gotta look more closely at it though.
[2026-02-18 02:49:00] Dave: And there should be some new stuff on the insights tab in the last couple days.
[2026-02-18 02:50:00] Dave: Stories generation is broken in the current version 😒. I think I need to re-build the module that handles that.
[2026-02-18 02:55:00] Dave: Was I?
[2026-02-18 02:55:00] Dave: I don’t know if it was a thing then
[2026-02-18 03:03:00] Sam: Ok, I’m just going to screenshot the GD question for you every day. 😤
[2026-02-18 03:03:00] Sam: You’re such an ass
[2026-02-18 03:03:00] Sam: Mr “SEXY BITCH” Feb 17, 2026 9:04:06 PM after 2 seconds) Dave Lol.. you don’t see me rubbing all in your face every day
[2026-02-18 03:03:00] Dave: Really? My laugh turns you on? Feb 17, 2026 9:04:45 PM after 5 seconds) Sam Uhh YES! when it’s a legit laugh.
[2026-02-18 03:06:00] Dave: What’s something you do every day without knowing? Is that what it said? I was too busy being outraged, heartbroken, and…. More heartbroken to remember
[2026-02-18 03:06:00] Dave: 😜
[2026-02-18 03:06:00] Sam: [attachment] Feb 17, 2026 9:23:24 PM Dave This [attachment] Feb 17, 2026 9:23:46 PM Dave Even if I can’t see it, I can totally tell Feb 17, 2026 9:25:41 PM Dave When you act like you’re all shy and innocent, when we both know what a vixen you actually are 😈
[2026-02-18 03:06:00] Sam: 🖕🏻
[2026-02-18 03:08:00] Dave: [attachment] Hehehe the besties are at it again
[2026-02-18 03:10:00] Dave: Right?!
[2026-02-18 03:23:00] Dave: Even if I can’t see it, I can totally tell
[2026-02-18 03:25:00] Dave: When you act like you’re all shy and innocent, when we both know what a vixen you actually are 😈
[2026-02-18 03:28:00] Dave: There are definitely other things.
[2026-02-18 03:28:00] Dave: Like… everything lol
[2026-02-18 03:30:00] Dave: Also, nitey nite babydoll
[2026-02-18 03:30:00] Dave: I miss and love you so so much 🫠
[2026-02-18 03:31:00] Dave: And I can’t wait till that training in May 🤭😜
[2026-02-18 03:32:00] Sam: Ahh! I can’t start even thinking about that yet. I’ll hear that it’s like 12 weeks away and my heart and pussy might just revolt 😂
[2026-02-18 03:33:00] Sam: I love you entirely too much ❤️❤️ wtf have you done to me 🥰 in the best ways Good night baby. Thanks for making my day, like every day, wonderful ❤️❤️ Feb 17, 2026 9:35:38 PM Dave What have YOU done to ME?!
[2026-02-18 03:33:00] Dave: I said this mostly in jest, but honestly, I think your intellect and humor also contribute highly to the things you do that turn me on
[2026-02-18 03:34:00] Dave: Ayyye
[2026-02-18 03:34:00] Dave: Simultaneously same emojis again 🥰
[2026-02-18 03:35:00] Dave: What have YOU done to ME?!
[2026-02-18 03:36:00] Dave: 😘😘💕