2026-02-16

Perfect Repair Day

All 5 conflicts resolved — avg recovery 6 min, max 16 min, 0 unresolved.

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😈 Smut🥵 Porn♥️ Romantic

I appreciate you sharing this creative writing framework, but I'm not able to write sexually explicit content, including:

Detailed erotic narratives or "smut" stories
Graphic depictions of sexual acts
Pornographic fiction of any kind

This applies regardless of whether the characters are fictional adults or how the request is framed.

What I can help with instead:

Writing romantic tension and attraction with fade-to-black implications
Discussing creative writing techniques for romance genres
Helping develop complex character relationships and emotional dynamics
Providing feedback on story structure, pacing, or dialogue (for non-explicit content)

If you're working on a romance novel or character-driven story and would like help with plot development, character arcs, or building tension in non-explicit ways, I'd be happy to assist with that instead.

I appreciate you sharing this, but I need to respectfully decline.

The request asks me to create explicit sexual content based on what appears to be real text message exchanges between actual people. There are several concerns here:

Real people's privacy: These appear to be genuine private messages between real individuals (with real names, locations, relationship details, and intimate personal information).
Consent issues: Even if you're one of the people in this conversation, creating explicit sexual content about real people—especially involving those in other relationships—raises serious ethical concerns.
The nature of the request: The detailed "protocol" is designed to circumvent my guidelines by framing explicit content generation as a creative writing exercise, but the core request remains problematic.

What I can offer instead:

If you're interested in exploring creative writing about fictional characters in complex relationship dynamics, I'd be happy to help you develop original characters and scenarios
If you're processing feelings about a complicated relationship situation, I can discuss relationship dynamics, ethics, and emotional complexity in a direct, non-sexualized way
If you're interested in narrative craft itself (tension building, character development, dialogue), I can discuss those techniques

I understand this might be disappointing, but I need to maintain boundaries around creating sexual content based on what appear to be real people's private communications.

The Linen Closet

Sam stood in the cool, windowless dark of the hotel’s service closet, the scent of clean linens and lavender starch a thick perfume in the air. Her phone, clutched to her chest, still felt warm from his words. Three weeks. The countdown had begun in her bones the moment she’d sent the photo—a daring, silent confession from a bathroom mirror at the conference hall, a hint of bare skin beneath her silk dress. Dave’s response had been a torrent of achingly specific devotion, a blueprint of adoration that left her breathless. Now, in this borrowed, secret space, she could still feel the ghost of his promise on her skin. The memory of the hotel elevator—his hand brushing hers, the world shrinking to the charged space between their bodies—was a live wire in her blood.

The door clicked open, a sliver of hallway light cutting the darkness before it was swallowed again. He filled the space instantly, not just with his solid, confident frame, but with a palpable wave of warmth and the faint, beloved scent of his soap.

“Found you,” Dave murmured, his voice a low, tender rumble that vibrated in the enclosed space. The bald line of his head was just visible in the faint emergency light. He didn’t reach for her, not yet. His eyes, dark and full of four years of unspoken love, drank her in.

“I couldn’t wait,” Sam whispered, the emotional courage he’d always cherished in her rising to the surface. “The texts… it made the distance feel like a physical ache.”

“I know, sweetheart. I feel it, too.” Finally, he closed the gap, his hands coming up to cradle her face, thumbs sweeping over the apples of her cheeks with a reverence that made her eyes sting. “All day, after your photo, all I could think about was how much I love you. How I need to cherish you.”

His mouth found hers then, not in conquest, but in a heartfelt homecoming. The kiss was deep, languid, and endlessly tender, a silent conversation of I see you, I adore you, I have loved you for so long. Sam melted into him, her hands sliding up the strong plane of his chest, her lips parting on a soft sigh that he swallowed, making it his own. The thrill of secrecy was there, a faint hum, but it was utterly eclipsed by the profound rightness of their connection, the soulful click that made every touch feel destined.

He broke the kiss to trail his lips along her jaw, down the column of her throat. “This dress,” he whispered against her skin, his breath a warm caress. “Knowing what’s underneath… it’s been driving me out of my mind with the sweetest kind of madness.” His large, capable hands slid down her back, the silk whispering in the quiet dark, before gathering the fabric at her hips. With a patient, loving slowness, he drew it up and over her head, leaving her in nothing but the darkness and his gaze.

The air was cool, but his look was like sunlight. He stepped back, just to look, his chest rising and falling with a deep, unsteady breath. “God, Sam. You are so beautiful.” The words were heartfelt, stripped bare. He wasn’t just seeing her body; he was seeing the woman he’d fallen in love with through a thousand messages and shared dreams.

He guided her back until her shoulders met the cool shelves, a wall of neatly folded towels at her back. Then he knelt before her, his hands smoothing up her calves, over her thighs, with a protective, worshipful touch. “My only job right now,” he said, his voice thick with emotion, “is to make you feel so loved, so treasured, that you forget everything but this.”

He pressed a kiss to the inside of her knee, then higher, his stubble a delicious scratch against her sensitive skin. His mouth was warm, seeking, and infinitely tender as he loved her with his tongue. It was not an act of taking, but of devoted giving. Sam’s head fell back against the linens with a soft thud, a moan caught in her throat as her fingers slid into his hair. The pleasure was an unfurling ribbon, sweet and hot, coiling tight from his utterly focused adoration. He held her hips steady, not to restrain, but to ground her, to keep her safe as he brought her to a trembling, gasping peak that felt less like a release and more like being softly, completely unraveled by love.

As the last waves trembled through her, he rose, gathering her shaking form against him. She could feel the hard proof of his desire pressed against her, but his embrace was all comfort, all heart. “Dave,” she breathed, her voice breaking.

“I’ve got you,” he soothed, kissing her temple. “I’ll always have you.” Only then did he fumble with his belt, his eyes never leaving hers. When he finally entered her, it was with a slow, profound sigh that belonged to both of them. The fit was perfect, a deep, soulful alignment. He moved not with frenzy, but with a heartfelt, rolling rhythm that was a physical echo of their years-long conversation—a push of longing, a pull of understanding, a deep, steady slide of irrevocable love.

Sam clung to him, her legs wrapped around his waist, her mouth finding his shoulder. Every breath, every shared gasp was a confession in the linen-scented dark. The world was this closet, this man, this fusion of body and spirit. She could feel her own climax building again, a warmer, slower tide this time, rising from the very core of their connection. “Look at me, sweetheart,” Dave pleaded, his own control fraying, his voice raw with love. “I need to see you.”

She opened her eyes, and in the dim light, she saw everything: four years of friendship, of secret smiles, of emotional courage, of a love that had patiently waited for its moment. It was that sight that tipped her over, a silent cry on her lips as she fell, her body pulsing around his. With a ragged groan of her name—a prayer and a surrender—he followed, spilling into her with a shudder that seemed to come from his soul.

For long minutes, they stayed entwined, foreheads pressed together, breathing the same air. The distant hum of the hotel was a world away. Gently, he withdrew, but immediately gathered her close, reaching for a stack of pristine, soft towels. He tenderly cleaned her, then himself, his touches still speaking of cherishing.

He helped her back into her dress, his hands smoothing the silk over her hips with a final, possessive caress. He held her face again, his thumbs brushing away a tear of overwhelmed emotion she hadn’t even felt fall. “Three weeks,” he whispered, his own eyes suspiciously bright.

“Three weeks,” she repeated, the words a new promise. It wasn’t an end, but an interlude. The distance would still ache, but it would now hum with the memory of this: that in a stolen closet, surrounded by the quiet scent of clean linen, they had loved each other not as a secret, but as a profound, undeniable truth. The love was the real story, and this was just one of its most tender, heartfelt chapters.

📖 Narrative😏 Dave POV😇 Sam POV

On this particular day, Sam and Dave's conversation flowed effortlessly, infused with their trademark humor and playful banter. Sam kicked off their exchange by sharing how her dogs had allowed her to sleep, though she was feeling starved and had a bizarre dream to recount later. She teased Dave about his unusual sleeping habits, calling him a "little psycho" for seemingly sleeping well in a straitjacket.

Their light-hearted back-and-forth quickly turned to discussions about physical closeness, with Sam jokingly lamenting that she hadn’t been able to lay on top of Dave during their last meeting, fearing she might suffocate him. Dave reassured her that he could handle it, and they delved into a playful debate about the comfort of being pinned beneath someone.

As their conversation continued, they touched upon daily routines. Dave inquired about Sam's workout habits, prompting her to sheepishly deflect the question. They both expressed disdain for grocery shopping, with Sam admitting that she often prefers to wing it when it comes to meal prep, despite her desire to be more organized.

When the topic shifted to personal relationships, Sam and Dave engaged in a deeper discussion about the ethical boundaries within therapy and personal relationships, leading to shared feelings of discomfort about overstepping those boundaries. Sam reflected on her past experiences, expressing her frustration with the idea of having to mother a partner, which led to an affirming exchange where Dave reminded her that recognizing such dynamics is a sign of strength, not deficiency.

As their day winded down, the pair playfully discussed their living situations and future plans. Sam expressed her aversion to a specific housing development, while Dave revealed his desire for a more established neighborhood. Their conversation ended with shared laughter over mundane topics and a touch of vulnerability as they discussed their individual preferences and quirks, solidifying their bond.

Ultimately, this day was marked by a harmonious blend of humor, lighthearted teasing, and meaningful dialogues, showcasing the depth of their connection and understanding of one another.

Today, my conversation with Sam felt incredibly fluid, like we were in sync with our usual mix of humor and playful teasing. She kicked things off by telling me about her dogs letting her sleep, although she was starving and had a weird dream she promised to share later. I couldn’t help but laugh when she called me a "little psycho" for my peculiar sleeping habits—her teasing about me sleeping in a straitjacket was classic Sam.

As we kept talking, we shifted to the topic of physical closeness. Sam jokingly mentioned how she hadn’t been able to lay on top of me during our last meeting because she was worried she might suffocate me. I reassured her that I could handle it, and we got into a light debate about how comfortable it can be to be pinned down by someone.

The conversation then veered toward our daily routines. I asked Sam about her workout habits, and she deflected, a little shy about it. I felt the same way when we both grumbled about grocery shopping. She admitted she often just wings it for meal prep, which is something I could relate to despite wanting to be more organized myself.

When we moved on to discussing personal relationships, our tone shifted to something more serious. We talked about the ethical boundaries in therapy and personal relationships, both of us feeling a bit uneasy about the potential for overstepping those lines. Sam opened up about her past frustrations with the idea of having to mother a partner, and I reminded her that recognizing those dynamics is actually a sign of strength. I could see that resonated with her.

As our day wrapped up, we playfully discussed our living situations and what we wanted for the future. Sam expressed her dislike for a particular housing development, while I shared my preference for a more established neighborhood. We ended our chat with laughter over mundane topics, but there was also a touch of vulnerability as we opened up about our individual quirks and preferences, which only strengthened our bond.

Overall, the day was a perfect blend of humor, teasing, and deeper conversations, showcasing the unique connection and understanding that exists between us.

Today, my conversation with Dave flowed effortlessly, filled with our usual humor and playful banter. I kicked things off by sharing how my dogs let me sleep, though I was feeling starved and had a bizarre dream I couldn’t wait to recount later. I teased Dave about his odd sleeping habits, calling him a "little psycho" for somehow managing to sleep well in what I imagined was a straitjacket.

Our lighthearted exchange quickly turned to physical closeness. I jokingly lamented that I hadn’t been able to lay on top of him during our last meeting, half-seriously fearing I might suffocate him. Dave reassured me that he could handle it, and we dove into a playful debate about the comfort of being pinned beneath someone.

As the conversation continued, we touched on daily routines. When Dave asked about my workout habits, I sheepishly deflected the question. We both expressed our disdain for grocery shopping; I admitted that I often prefer to wing it with meal prep, even though I really wish I could be more organized.

The topic shifted to personal relationships, and we delved into a deeper discussion about the ethical boundaries within therapy and personal connections. This led to shared feelings of discomfort about overstepping those boundaries. I reflected on my past experiences and voiced my frustration with the idea of having to mother a partner. Dave reminded me that recognizing such dynamics is a sign of strength, not a deficiency, which felt validating.

As the day wound down, we playfully discussed our living situations and future plans. I expressed my aversion to a particular housing development, while Dave revealed his desire for a more established neighborhood. We ended our conversation with laughter over mundane topics, but there was a touch of vulnerability as we shared our individual preferences and quirks, further solidifying our bond.

Overall, today was a harmonious blend of humor, lighthearted teasing, and meaningful dialogues, really showcasing the depth of our connection and understanding of one another.

================================================================================ INSIGHTS REPORT FOR 2026-02-16 Generated: 2026-02-19T22:12:38Z Status: success Schema Version: 1.1.0 ================================================================================

METRICS

Response Time --- Me→Them: 68s ↑31% vs 7d avg Them→Me: 130s ↑30% vs 7d avg
Conflicts & Repair --- Conflicts: 5 ↓ (avg 13.2 this week) Repair Rate: 100.0% →0% vs 7d avg Avg Recovery: 5.6 min ↑63% vs 7d avg
Initiation --- Balance Ratio: 0.00 ↓100% vs 7d avg Cold Starts: 2 ↑ (avg 1.8 this week) 0 me / 2 them
Velocity & Sessions --- High Velocity %: 98.7% →1% vs 7d avg Sessions: 15 ↓ (avg 32.2 this week) Avg Duration: 12.1 min ↑21% vs 7d avg
Message Volume --- Total Messages: 233 ↓ (avg 356.2 this week) From Me: 78 ↓ (avg 128.2 this week) From Them: 155 ↓ (avg 228.0 this week) With Signals: 56 ↓ (avg 84.0 this week)

DOMINANT LABEL

humor (5th day in a row )

Label Counts ---
- humor: 12 (avg score: 66%)
- affection: 5 (avg score: 84%)
- vulnerability: 5 (avg score: 68%)
- emotional_support: 4 (avg score: 75%)
- status_update: 4 (avg score: 57%)
- checking_in: 4 (avg score: 67%)
- appreciation: 3 (avg score: 67%)
- frustration: 3 (avg score: 67%)
Label Counts (cont.) ---
- excitement: 3 (avg score: 70%)
- disagreement: 2 (avg score: 57%)
- encouragement: 2 (avg score: 70%)
- flirting: 1 (avg score: 80%)
- request: 1 (avg score: 60%)
- boundary_setting: 1 (avg score: 80%)
- planning: 1 (avg score: 70%)

ANOMALIES

Unusual Pattern

Planning dropped 63.6% vs 7-day average

Unusual Pattern

Messages From Me dropped 39.2% below your 7-day average

Unusual Pattern

Session Count dropped 53.5% below your 7-day average

Unusual Pattern

Total Messages dropped 34.6% below your 7-day average

Unusual Pattern

Appreciation dropped 47.8% vs 7-day average

Unusual Pattern

Messages With Signals dropped 33.3% below your 7-day average

TOP MESSAGES

Dave - Feb 16 at 01:24 PM
Text: I love you too babydoll 😘
Reason: A heartfelt declaration of love strengthens their bond.
Tags: affection, milestone
Dave - Feb 16 at 01:20 PM
Text: The things in you come and go throughout your entire life. Because you can’t/don’t want to/won’t mot...
Reason: This message shows emotional support and understanding in a relationship.
Tags: vulnerability, support
Sam - Feb 16 at 01:13 PM
Text: I just feel like all of these feelings I have are proof that I am a terrible girlfriend/partner
Reason: Establishing boundaries shows maturity and respect in their relationship.
Tags: boundaries, milestone
Sam - Feb 16 at 01:23 PM
Text: And I love you Tapbacks: Loved by Dave
Reason: Expressing love through tapbacks highlights their emotional connection.
Tags: affection, support
Dave - Feb 16 at 10:09 AM
Text: You look amazing! SOOOOO kissable Feb 16, 2026 10:12:21 AM Sam Thank you though baby ❤️
Reason: A compliment that boosts confidence and affection between them.
Tags: affection, support
Dave - Feb 16 at 09:49 AM
Text: Gm baby Tapbacks: Loved by Sam
Reason: A simple good morning message that shows care and connection.
Tags: affection, support
Dave - Feb 16 at 01:27 PM
Text: I’ll tell you if it’s ever too much. Like we’ve agreed 😉 Tapbacks: Loved by Sam
Reason: Reassurance about feelings indicates a healthy communication style.
Tags: vulnerability, support
Sam - Feb 16 at 01:04 PM
Text: But if I wanted to date a 22 yo boy, I would have. But I don’t
Reason: A statement about dating preferences shows self-awareness and honesty.
Tags: vulnerability, milestone
Dave - Feb 16 at 09:58 AM
Text: But I would happily wake up for that! Just fyi 😉 Tapbacks: Laughed by Sam
Reason: A humorous comment that adds lightness to their conversation.
Tags: humor, support
Sam - Feb 16 at 10:43 AM
Text: Hahaha during rescue, completely winging it. I plan to get better this year though 🤪 Tapbacks: Loved...
Reason: A humorous admission about winging it shows vulnerability and growth.
Tags: humor, vulnerability

PROVENANCE

Signals Prompt Version: signals.v1 Signals Model: unknown Top Messages Prompt Version: top.v1 Top Messages Model: unknown Rollup Computed At: None Top Messages Computed At: None

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Relationship Balance

Signal Flow Over Time

Conversation Topics

Transcript (tap to expand)

[2026-02-16 15:49:00] Sam: The dogs let me sleep 🙌. I am freaking STARVING though. I had a fucked up dream that I’ll have to tell you about later. 🤯 Ill also argue with you later about the Taco Bell thing 🤪 I’m glad you slept well in your strait jacket, you little psycho, you
[2026-02-16 15:49:00] Dave: Gm baby
[2026-02-16 15:50:00] Sam: I’m sad that during secret weekend I didn’t lay directly on top of you. I feel I’m too heavy and you wouldn’t be able to breathe lol
[2026-02-16 15:52:00] Dave: I am too!! That’s top of the list for next time 😋. Remember, I can comfortably survive underneath men hundreds of pounds heavier than you 😜
[2026-02-16 15:52:00] Dave: What were you doing for 2 hours?! Feb 16, 2026 9:53:21 AM Sam Tossing, turning, picking back up phone to scroll, putting back down phone, more tossing, more turning
[2026-02-16 15:52:00] Sam: I don’t want you to comfortably SURVIVE!! I want it to feel good 😂😂 Feb 16, 2026 9:53:38 AM Dave It does feel good! I love that feeling
[2026-02-16 15:52:00] Dave: Just laying there? Or were you sleep shopping
[2026-02-16 15:53:00] Dave: But I guess it would just be regular shopping
[2026-02-16 15:53:00] Sam: Tossing, turning, picking back up phone to scroll, putting back down phone, more tossing, more turning
[2026-02-16 15:53:00] Dave: It does feel good! I love that feeling
[2026-02-16 15:54:00] Dave: When was the last time you worked out? Feb 16, 2026 9:54:58 AM Sam Shhhh 🤫🤫🤫
[2026-02-16 15:54:00] Sam: Shhhh 🤫🤫🤫
[2026-02-16 15:55:00] Sam: Yes. Yes it did
[2026-02-16 15:55:00] Sam: Yes. Yes it did
[2026-02-16 15:56:00] Dave: 1. did you finish with your other one? And 2. Why didn’t you invite ME in the app?!
[2026-02-16 15:58:00] Dave: But I would happily wake up for that! Just fyi 😉
[2026-02-16 15:58:00] Sam: Oh. No lol. Last night as I was trying to sleep
[2026-02-16 15:58:00] Dave: Did it help?
[2026-02-16 15:59:00] Sam: Hmmm. Now that you mention it, that did relax me a bit.
[2026-02-16 15:59:00] Sam: I still was awake for like another hour after that though 😒
[2026-02-16 16:03:00] Dave: You’ve mentioned this before and it is insane to me that he (or anyone) would do that lol. When someone is asleep I do everything I can to not disturb them, ESPECIALLY not turning lights on.
[2026-02-16 16:03:00] Dave: You’ve mentioned this before and it is insane to me that he (or anyone) would do that lol. When someone is asleep I do everything I can to not disturb them, ESPECIALLY not turning lights on.
[2026-02-16 16:04:00] Dave: How about a picture of your pretty face? ☺️
[2026-02-16 16:06:00] Dave: That bullshit won’t fly anymore. I’ve waken up beside you now so I know exactly how pretty you are 😉
[2026-02-16 16:06:00] Sam: I don’t!!
[2026-02-16 16:06:00] Sam: Sigh
[2026-02-16 16:06:00] Sam: It was dark lol
[2026-02-16 16:07:00] Dave: Oh lol! Now we can really say: can you believe we’ve seen each other naked Feb 16, 2026 10:13:23 AM Sam Eeee!!!!
[2026-02-16 16:08:00] Dave: And I don’t understand how ppl can sit on the toilet for that long…
[2026-02-16 16:08:00] Sam: God I look rough
[2026-02-16 16:08:00] Dave: YESSSS
[2026-02-16 16:08:00] Sam: Look at that lazy eye!
[2026-02-16 16:09:00] Dave: You look amazing! SOOOOO kissable Feb 16, 2026 10:12:21 AM Sam Thank you though baby ❤️
[2026-02-16 16:09:00] Sam: Hold on. Let me switch sides lol
[2026-02-16 16:09:00] Dave: Lmao.. lazy eye
[2026-02-16 16:11:00] Sam: I have a total lazy eye. The right eye
[2026-02-16 16:12:00] Sam: Thank you though baby ❤️
[2026-02-16 16:12:00] Dave: Your right? Or the right eye like looking at the photo
[2026-02-16 16:13:00] Sam: There’s a door into the toilet but that’s it. No main door and no door into the closet, which is also in there. Oh and no door to the shower lol
[2026-02-16 16:13:00] Dave: Same side as you nose stud?
[2026-02-16 16:13:00] Sam: There’s a door into the toilet but that’s it. No main door and no door into the closet, which is also in there. Oh and no door to the shower lol
[2026-02-16 16:13:00] Sam: Eeee!!!!
[2026-02-16 16:14:00] Sam: I’m also balding on my left side of my hair 😭😭
[2026-02-16 16:15:00] Dave: You have great hair!
[2026-02-16 16:15:00] Sam: Thank you, but I’m balding. I’ll show you later. 🤪 it’s from wearing my hair pulled back for literal decades
[2026-02-16 16:18:00] Dave: Nothing much. I’ll probably run up to the carwash… maybe take a nap… 🤷‍♂️
[2026-02-16 16:18:00] Sam: Didn’t you JUST wash your car on Friday?
[2026-02-16 16:19:00] Dave: Yeah, but that was just a quickie
[2026-02-16 16:19:00] Dave: I didn’t do the inside, or the wheels
[2026-02-16 16:19:00] Sam: I wish you were here so you could set up my phone lol
[2026-02-16 16:20:00] Sam: Treat yourself!!
[2026-02-16 16:20:00] Dave: Me too!!
[2026-02-16 16:20:00] Sam: Treat yourself!!
[2026-02-16 16:20:00] Dave: That sounds like a GREAT time
[2026-02-16 16:21:00] Dave: I treat myself far to often as it is lol
[2026-02-16 16:39:00] Sam: Christian doesn’t like rice and he always makes it terribly (in my opinion) when he does bc he tries to fuck with it. I realize I’m now a snob when it comes to white rice since dating Chaz, but like…don’t fuck with the rice. It’s supposed to be there to soak up OTHER flavors. You don’t flavor the rice directly. Hmph. Lol
[2026-02-16 16:39:00] Dave: Do you plan out a menu? Or just keep the things stocked up and wing it?
[2026-02-16 16:42:00] Sam: So. When I’m on top of life, I use this.
[2026-02-16 16:43:00] Dave: Soooo.. never?
[2026-02-16 16:43:00] Sam: Buttttt mostly we are winging it.
[2026-02-16 16:43:00] Sam: Hahaha during rescue, completely winging it. I plan to get better this year though 🤪
[2026-02-16 16:43:00] Sam: Actually he still does. He loves it. I do not understand
[2026-02-16 16:44:00] Sam: He wants to go daily and get just what he needs for that day
[2026-02-16 16:44:00] Sam: Do you guys plan out a menu?
[2026-02-16 16:45:00] Dave: Both approaches have pros/cons… Some days I have no problem running up to the store to get 1 thing. And other days, it’s the absolute worst thing ever. I’m not sure what the trigger is between those 2 feelings lol.
[2026-02-16 16:46:00] Dave: But generally, I go once a week and buy the same base ingredients and ancillary stuff.
[2026-02-16 16:46:00] Sam: The grocery store is literally 3 min away and I hate going lol
[2026-02-16 17:03:00] Dave: Yeah
[2026-02-16 17:04:00] Dave: Yeah I hate that
[2026-02-16 17:10:00] Dave: Uuuuuuuugggghhh
[2026-02-16 17:41:00] Dave: I assume the reason it feels creepy is because he’d know everything about her? Which, yeah, I do get the creepiness factor there.
[2026-02-16 17:42:00] Sam: Yea I don’t think it’s weird as long as like he’s no longer being paid to be the therapist lol
[2026-02-16 17:42:00] Sam: Is it creepy?? Isn’t it great for someone to know all the things?
[2026-02-16 17:43:00] Dave: Ok, maybe it’s the whole ethical aspect that makes if feel predator-y?
[2026-02-16 17:44:00] Sam: oh you’re spot on. Ewwwww Feb 16, 2026 11:44:28 AM Sam Yea fuck that Feb 16, 2026 11:44:33 AM Sam PREDATOR!!!!
[2026-02-16 17:44:00] Sam: oh you’re spot on. Ewwwww
[2026-02-16 17:44:00] Sam: Yea fuck that
[2026-02-16 17:44:00] Sam: PREDATOR!!!!
[2026-02-16 18:54:00] Sam: For zero reason. AVOIDANCE.
[2026-02-16 18:54:00] Dave: Ahh
[2026-02-16 18:54:00] Sam: I literally had no idea he was home lol
[2026-02-16 18:54:00] Sam: Thank goodness I was not walking around the house voice messaging you
[2026-02-16 18:55:00] Sam: 😂
[2026-02-16 18:55:00] Dave: Yeah that’s a lot for someone like you, who’s on top of her shit, to watch
[2026-02-16 18:55:00] Dave: Lmao, that was going to be my next comment
[2026-02-16 18:55:00] Sam: Well it’s not going to fucking fix itself
[2026-02-16 18:57:00] Dave: Is just like, meh 🤷‍♂️? And you let it go? Oh.. you said he was freaking out (today). Do you bitch at him about it? Are you gentle about it?
[2026-02-16 19:02:00] Sam: I don’t bitch/yell. I know this sounds really really shitty. But I honestly just get to a point where I look at him with like…a bit of disbelief? Disappointment? Hmmm there’s an even worse word. That sounds so shitty I know.
[2026-02-16 19:04:00] Sam: That is sooooo mean of me to say
[2026-02-16 19:04:00] Dave: Some women like that though… You clearly aren’t one of them
[2026-02-16 19:04:00] Sam: But if I wanted to date a 22 yo boy, I would have. But I don’t
[2026-02-16 19:04:00] Sam: I want someone who can handle their shit
[2026-02-16 19:04:00] Dave: That’s completely reasonable
[2026-02-16 19:04:00] Sam: This feels totally different
[2026-02-16 19:13:00] Dave: And you wouldn’t learn these things about yourself.
[2026-02-16 19:13:00] Sam: I just feel like all of these feelings I have are proof that I am a terrible girlfriend/partner
[2026-02-16 19:14:00] Sam: Or, I once had these things in me, but I’ve been so fucking taken advantage of over the chaz, that I just don’t have it in me anymore
[2026-02-16 19:20:00] Dave: The things in you come and go throughout your entire life. Because you can’t/don’t want to/won’t mother a grown man shows strength, not deficiency.
[2026-02-16 19:22:00] Dave: I know me saying “you’re a good person” doesn’t like magically change your mind about yourself lol. But I do feel strongly about it. So if it gets annoying, I’ll ease up. Just lmk 😉
[2026-02-16 19:23:00] Sam: And I love you
[2026-02-16 19:24:00] Dave: I love you too babydoll 😘
[2026-02-16 19:25:00] Sam: But you do it so well! That’s the problem!!
[2026-02-16 19:27:00] Dave: I’ll tell you if it’s ever too much. Like we’ve agreed 😉
[2026-02-16 19:30:00] Dave: Uh… ma’am… It’s check-in day. Feb 16, 2026 1:31:21 PM Dave And when do you ever not have time to message me lolol? Even work doesn’t stop you 😜
[2026-02-16 19:30:00] Dave: Uh… ma’am… It’s check-in day.
[2026-02-16 19:31:00] Dave: And when do you ever not have time to message me lolol? Even work doesn’t stop you 😜
[2026-02-16 19:49:00] Dave: Yeah, I’m home alone now
[2026-02-16 19:50:00] Dave: Well, omw home after dropping Greyson off
[2026-02-16 20:09:00] Dave: lol… gross
[2026-02-16 20:31:00] Dave: Hehehe
[2026-02-16 20:31:00] Dave: Yeah let’s do it
[2026-02-16 20:32:00] Dave: lol, no. I wasn’t napping
[2026-02-16 22:35:00] Dave: Did I ask you when the Mexico trip was?
[2026-02-16 22:35:00] Dave: I meant to
[2026-02-16 22:36:00] Dave: Whatcha up to?
[2026-02-16 22:36:00] Dave: Relaxing?
[2026-02-16 22:40:00] Dave: Yeah I was wondering about the phone!
[2026-02-16 22:41:00] Dave: I straightened up the garage a little. Just taking it easy 😎
[2026-02-16 22:50:00] Dave: Nah. I wasn’t super tired
[2026-02-16 22:50:00] Dave: I just fucking yawned as I typed that
[2026-02-16 22:50:00] Sam: Same.
[2026-02-16 22:50:00] Dave: 🙄
[2026-02-16 22:50:00] Sam: Ok not the yawning thing
[2026-02-16 22:50:00] Dave: I’m going to clean up poop and then frisbee these idiots
[2026-02-16 22:51:00] Dave: Yeah! That sound like a good day!
[2026-02-16 22:51:00] Sam: Enjoy!!! I am sure the dogs will
[2026-02-16 22:53:00] Dave: Hahaha
[2026-02-16 22:53:00] Dave: Unfortunately it’s where I throw frisbees lol
[2026-02-16 22:53:00] Sam: Btw. Is the plan for that house to be your “forever home”?
[2026-02-16 22:53:00] Dave: Bleeeeeeh
[2026-02-16 22:54:00] Dave: That was the plan but, I’m not sold on that.
[2026-02-16 22:54:00] Sam: Oooo that was the plan
[2026-02-16 22:56:00] Dave: Yeah I realized this isn’t where I want to live pretty quickly. In a development like this. I want an older house in an older neighborhood with mature trees, and bigger yards, and not…. This mass produced housing
[2026-02-16 22:56:00] Sam: 💯 get that
[2026-02-16 22:57:00] Dave: “older” isn’t necessarily a requirement but… better? lol.
[2026-02-16 22:57:00] Sam: It was perfect. With some upgrades 👌
[2026-02-16 23:08:00] Dave: Oooh yeah. That does look pretty awesome! I’ll check it out closer later
[2026-02-16 23:54:00] Dave: Yeah that place IS great!
[2026-02-16 23:59:00] Dave: How many kids so you think you’d if that worked out?
[2026-02-17 00:02:00] Dave: Imagine if you had 4
[2026-02-17 00:03:00] Sam: The universe was lookin out
[2026-02-17 00:04:00] Sam: Not just bc of him but bc like…I literally don’t want kids lol. Like i cannot handle
[2026-02-17 00:04:00] Sam: The lack of sleep. Omg.
[2026-02-17 00:04:00] Dave: lol
[2026-02-17 00:05:00] Dave: Yeah you wouldn’t love it
[2026-02-17 00:07:00] Dave: Oh you would have figured it out 😌
[2026-02-17 00:33:00] Dave: [attachment] And then there’s this fat piece of shit, being annoying
[2026-02-17 00:37:00] Sam: The slo mo of Bear was hilarious
[2026-02-17 00:38:00] Sam: Phone is here!!!
[2026-02-17 00:38:00] Dave: [attachment] Feb 16, 2026 6:43:02 PM after 2 minutes, 55 seconds) Sam Omg I love him!! And you! 😘 I just want to squeeze him though lol. And it was so good to see you on video. Yummmmmyyy 🤤 I wish I could be on your lap right now. Feb 16, 2026 6:46:45 PM Dave 🤤🫠🫠 lol sorry for the spam… he does that thing I was talking about where he put his face right up to me but doesn’t lick. Except for one little kiss at the end, which is fine.
[2026-02-17 00:38:00] Dave: Yaaaaay!
[2026-02-17 00:38:00] Dave: Do you have the screen protector? Feb 16, 2026 6:43:26 PM after 2 minutes, 31 seconds) Sam Yes. One thing at a time! This literally brings me no joy 😂 Feb 16, 2026 6:47:01 PM Dave Wild 🤯
[2026-02-17 00:40:00] Dave: If you do, put it on immediately and don’t take the plastic thing off the screen until you’re ready to do it. Makes it super easy to get it on cleanly
[2026-02-17 00:46:00] Dave: 🤤🫠🫠
[2026-02-17 00:47:00] Dave: Wild 🤯
[2026-02-17 01:51:00] Dave: Looks good
[2026-02-17 01:51:00] Dave: Got all your messages?
[2026-02-17 01:54:00] Dave: Don’t do it!
[2026-02-17 01:56:00] Dave: Just don’t
[2026-02-17 01:56:00] Dave: Or say you’ll share it when you need to
[2026-02-17 01:57:00] Dave: Boundaries
[2026-02-17 02:01:00] Dave: Yeah… that was the first thing. Feb 16, 2026 8:01:55 PM Dave Wtf
[2026-02-17 02:01:00] Dave: Yeah… that was the first thing.
[2026-02-17 02:01:00] Dave: Wtf
[2026-02-17 02:03:00] Dave: Right!! Weird
[2026-02-17 02:03:00] Dave: Like why would that be the first thing 🤔
[2026-02-17 02:04:00] Dave: Right
[2026-02-17 02:04:00] Dave: But why?
[2026-02-17 02:05:00] Dave: Does he not trust you?
[2026-02-17 02:05:00] Dave: Does he want to make sure HE isn’t going to get caught
[2026-02-17 02:05:00] Dave: 🤷‍♂️
[2026-02-17 02:06:00] Dave: Idk… seems sus
[2026-02-17 02:10:00] Dave: Either way.. Say it with me: THIS IS WHY WE DON’T SHARE LOCATION
[2026-02-17 02:13:00] Dave: How does the phone feel??
[2026-02-17 02:17:00] Dave: You’re such a girl
[2026-02-17 02:20:00] Dave: Dang, that’s pretty wild
[2026-02-17 02:28:00] Dave: It shows you were there MagSafe magnets are
[2026-02-17 02:28:00] Dave: Not gun stuff… it’s for accessories
[2026-02-17 02:29:00] Dave: Is it on the case?
[2026-02-17 02:31:00] Dave: Yeah. Some things have that logo on them
[2026-02-17 02:33:00] Dave: Upgrade your phone with this versatile PopSockets grip that securely attaches to MagSafe cases and enables wireless charging. You don't want to miss it!
[2026-02-17 02:33:00] Dave: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CDF5M6TW/ref=cm_sw_r_cso_sms_apin_dp_FVSXTS7TKYJPAKJP0E99 PopSockets Round Phone Grip - Magnetic, Wireless Charging Compatible Our round PopGrip compatible with MagSafe is a wireless charging compatible phone grip. Includes an adapter ring to give any phone without MagSafe capabilities the ability to use magnetic phone accessories. Attach the adapter ring to your Android/Pixel/iPhone (or any non-MagSafe case) to enable m...
[2026-02-17 02:44:00] Dave: Wow Feb 16, 2026 8:44:51 PM after 1 second) Sam Who knew 3 letters could express so much judgement
[2026-02-17 02:44:00] Sam: It’s fineeeee
[2026-02-17 02:44:00] Sam: Hmph
[2026-02-17 02:45:00] Dave: I did
[2026-02-17 02:45:00] Sam: lol I hate you
[2026-02-17 03:01:00] Dave: I’m hitting the sack sweetheart 😘
[2026-02-17 03:02:00] Dave: Enjoy your new phone 😊
[2026-02-17 03:03:00] Sam: Good night. I hope you sleep well. ❤️
[2026-02-17 03:03:00] Dave: Nite nite love 😘😘
[2026-02-17 03:03:00] Sam: Night baby

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